Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #144

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:44.000 Bye-bye.

00:00:47.000 Home to Mommy.

00:00:50.000 This is Al Jorgensen of Ministry and Ian Kai of Minor Threat.

00:00:56.000 Wait till the good part comes.

00:01:05.000 Now we've got to wait for the whole other part to come.

00:01:12.000 This is back before Al Jorgensen became an embarrassing parody of himself.

00:01:17.000 Look at the new setup with Maddie.

00:01:18.000 Welcome back.

00:01:20.000 Maddie O'Gell is back, folks.

00:01:22.000 Could it be in the house?

00:01:24.000 I don't know why we didn't have that angle before.

00:01:26.000 It's much more appealing.

00:01:32.000 You excited?

00:01:33.000 Excited.

00:01:34.000 Here we check it.

00:01:35.000 The cool part's coming.

00:01:42.000 Have faith.

00:01:55.000 Great jam.

00:01:59.000 And then Al Jorgensen, Ian Makai has aged well.

00:02:04.000 You know, he did Fugazi.

00:02:05.000 That was his sort of second act.

00:02:07.000 Like, Pill was John Lydon's second act.

00:02:10.000 But then Al Jorgensen became this fucking cringe industrial dude who did We Are Antifa, where he's bald as a cue ball, but his dreads start like his hairline starts here.

00:02:25.000 So he's got a bandana on, and then he's got a bunch of embarrassing facial piercings and facial tattoos.

00:02:31.000 I think even Antifa said, you're bad for the brand, Al.

00:02:36.000 You're embarrassing us.

00:02:37.000 Do you have that song?

00:02:38.000 Do you remember that?

00:02:40.000 Oh, God, it's so embarrassing.

00:02:42.000 I was really happy when it came out because it was so bad for them.

00:02:47.000 It was like that Proud Boy song those two guys did when the club first started.

00:02:51.000 We're like, oohuru, ooh ooh, oohuru, we're a proud boy.

00:02:55.000 It was that embarrassing.

00:02:57.000 Look at this thing.

00:02:59.000 Ooh.

00:03:02.000 Oh, I guess his symbol is AA because it's Anarchy and Al.

00:03:07.000 Hi, I'm Anarchy Al.

00:03:15.000 I wonder what Antifa thinks of this.

00:03:18.000 I wonder if there's any cool Antifa dudes who are not retarded rich kids who think the world's racist.

00:03:27.000 There's got to be one or two, right?

00:03:29.000 Here, jump to the middle.

00:03:37.000 Oh, I want to see Al.

00:03:41.000 Come on, Al.

00:03:44.000 I guess if you're listening to the audio version of this.

00:03:46.000 Oh, maybe he was smart enough to know to keep his weird face out of this.

00:03:51.000 There he is.

00:03:56.000 The clan.

00:04:00.000 The clan is coming for you.

00:04:06.000 You huru.

00:04:16.000 You have hurt me today.

00:04:17.000 I still don't know if that's a joke or not.

00:04:19.000 Oh, I think it's a joke.

00:04:21.000 What percentage?

00:04:21.000 I'm like 56% sure.

00:04:24.000 What percentage of it is a joke?

00:04:25.000 Are we supposed to read Beard Vet today?

00:04:29.000 Are we supposed to reard Bead Vet?

00:04:32.000 Vince didn't send us the shit.

00:04:34.000 That's stupid.

00:04:35.000 He sent me the thing.

00:04:36.000 Retarded sales dude that we have.

00:04:39.000 Yeah, that guy.

00:04:40.000 You know the thing.

00:04:44.000 I know that Nita Fashions is a sponsor this week, and we'll start with that.

00:04:49.000 As you know, folks, this is free for the first half hour.

00:04:52.000 They may go behind the paywall.

00:04:54.000 And the reason it's free for the first half hour, to find sponsors of Get Off My Lawn, including Nita Fashions.

00:05:00.000 Your own custom tailors made in Hong Kong by Indians who are like third generation.

00:05:07.000 And the craft of being a tailor is dying.

00:05:10.000 It's not really around much in America.

00:05:12.000 If you find someone like here in New York, you're going to spend five grand.

00:05:17.000 These guys will barf out a suit for you for $800, $900.

00:05:23.000 It's for cheap rich guys.

00:05:25.000 It was introduced to me by a cheap rich guy.

00:05:28.000 And they travel around the world, meeting you in hotels.

00:05:31.000 They measure you up.

00:05:32.000 You check the swaths.

00:05:33.000 It's really fun.

00:05:34.000 It's the male equivalent of a spa.

00:05:37.000 And you choose a bunch of shirts.

00:05:39.000 You could go super cheap.

00:05:40.000 You could go $50 shirts, $700 suit.

00:05:43.000 And now, say you're a plumber and you'd only wear a suit once a year for weddings and funerals.

00:05:48.000 Bang.

00:05:49.000 You have a perfect suit.

00:05:50.000 There's nothing more embarrassing than a grown man with a suit where it goes down to his knuckles.

00:05:56.000 The sleeves go down to his knuckles.

00:05:58.000 And then the shirt's too small, so he has to undo the top button.

00:06:01.000 And you just look like a sad dork who doesn't have his shit together.

00:06:05.000 You need one suit that fits.

00:06:07.000 And Nina Fashions is that suit.

00:06:09.000 Now, once you get used to it, once they have all your shit too, you can just call them up and be like, hey, throw another shirt in, but make it pink.

00:06:17.000 Whatever you want.

00:06:18.000 Monogrammed initials.

00:06:19.000 Choose the lining.

00:06:21.000 Custom suits are something that only the very rich were privy to in the past.

00:06:27.000 Now you've got them.

00:06:28.000 So what I recommend you do Is you go to their Instagram account, DM them there.

00:06:34.000 I mean, there's a million ways to get a hold of them, of course.

00:06:35.000 You can use their website, Facebook, whatever you want.

00:06:37.000 But this seems to be the most popular with our subscribers.

00:06:41.000 Go there, DM them.

00:06:43.000 They'll set up a meeting, a Zoom meeting.

00:06:45.000 Your girlfriend measures you with a little measuring tape, and they have everything now.

00:06:52.000 Your ankles, your neck, your waist, your belly, your inseam.

00:06:57.000 And then you go and you get a suit back, and it's the most fantastic fitting thing I've ever worn.

00:07:04.000 I wear suits pretty much every time you see me on the show, except for Thursday nights.

00:07:09.000 And when I'm wearing suits, they're native fashions.

00:07:12.000 And they say Gavin McInnes on the inside.

00:07:14.000 Isn't that cool?

00:07:16.000 Isn't that awesome?

00:07:17.000 Have they been posting regularly?

00:07:20.000 The last one was a little bit ago.

00:07:23.000 Gorgeous gentlemen.

00:07:27.000 Breathtaking.

00:07:29.000 I'm gay when I see these pictures.

00:07:31.000 So when you're contacting IndoFashions, of course, make sure to say that get off my lawn, Gavin sent you, and you'll get a discount.

00:07:38.000 I mean, it's not as simple as 15%.

00:07:43.000 They'll just throw you a bone.

00:07:44.000 But it's a cool, fun thing to do, and there's nothing like having at least one suit.

00:07:48.000 I always thought that my boys would take my suits after I died.

00:07:52.000 They're just going to throw them in the garbage.

00:07:54.000 Enjoy your shit while you have it.

00:07:56.000 Enjoy your custom suit.

00:07:57.000 That's the owner's son.

00:07:59.000 He's taking on the family business.

00:08:02.000 You know when they came back from their last time in New York, they had to stay in a hotel room for three weeks on their dime.

00:08:11.000 And they could only eat room service.

00:08:15.000 They couldn't leave.

00:08:16.000 So the room service would drop their food at their door, and then they would open it and close the fucking door.

00:08:21.000 It's insane.

00:08:22.000 Insane.

00:08:23.000 Hong Kong is very Chinese.

00:08:25.000 They say it's not China.

00:08:27.000 It's China.

00:08:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:29.000 It's fucking China.

00:08:30.000 What are you doing over there?

00:08:34.000 Okay.

00:08:34.000 Why would I be unfocused?

00:08:39.000 And why am I darker than Maddie?

00:08:42.000 He's a white nigga.

00:08:46.000 I'm a brother.

00:08:48.000 I'm Polynesian.

00:08:51.000 My wife's American Indian.

00:08:53.000 I should be darker than him.

00:08:55.000 I was at the gym once.

00:08:56.000 This is another gym, a gym in Manhattan.

00:08:59.000 And it was Church Street Boxing Gym.

00:09:02.000 And this one guy was like, yo, yo, I'm Puerto Rican.

00:09:08.000 Those girls, they love that island flavor, man.

00:09:11.000 It's two black guys.

00:09:11.000 The ladies love that island flavor.

00:09:14.000 He's like, yeah, my wife, no, my sister, she just married a Dominican.

00:09:18.000 We got that in our family too now, man.

00:09:22.000 Island boys.

00:09:23.000 Do you think that your family's a big bowl of water, and when someone puts two drops in it anywhere, everyone becomes Dominican?

00:09:32.000 Yeah.

00:09:34.000 No.

00:09:35.000 Doesn't work that way?

00:09:36.000 No.

00:09:37.000 Is that a big melting pot?

00:09:38.000 Sorry.

00:09:40.000 You don't suddenly turn brown when your sister marries a fucking Dominican.

00:09:45.000 Speaking of the island boys, I'm glad you brought that up.

00:09:47.000 There's a new island boy, one four.

00:09:50.000 There's two new island boys.

00:09:51.000 And I got to be frank, they suck.

00:09:56.000 It's very simple.

00:09:57.000 If you want to be an island boy, your dreads have to be as thick as cigars, and they have to stick up like a birthday cake that just got fired.

00:10:08.000 And when you're talking, it's very simple.

00:10:11.000 There's no real variations on the theme.

00:10:13.000 I'm an island boy.

00:10:15.000 I got the Budweiser.

00:10:17.000 I'm doing a vidcast show.

00:10:19.000 It's like a TV show.

00:10:21.000 We're on the sense of TV because I'm an Island.

00:10:25.000 Bring it back to Island Boy.

00:10:29.000 That's it.

00:10:30.000 That's all you got to do.

00:10:33.000 But the Mexican and the black are ruining it.

00:10:35.000 I don't know what race the original Island boys are or class or anything really.

00:10:43.000 Like, they have about $1,000 worth of torso tattoos.

00:10:47.000 Their entire backs and chests and arms.

00:10:50.000 Well, way more than that.

00:10:52.000 They got their legs and their...

00:10:54.000 No, I'm just saying that's the...

00:10:55.000 Oh, more than $1,000.

00:10:56.000 They're way a lot more money than that.

00:10:58.000 Like, people who work at tattoo studios look like that.

00:11:00.000 I wonder why.

00:11:01.000 When you go for big sessions, you're paying at least $150 an hour?

00:11:05.000 Yeah.

00:11:07.000 You're right.

00:11:08.000 And that's like 30 hours on a back.

00:11:10.000 Oh, yeah, you got it.

00:11:10.000 30 hours on the front.

00:11:11.000 You got some time sitting there.

00:11:12.000 Do you have that?

00:11:14.000 Yeah.

00:11:14.000 They definitely did a bunch of painkillers.

00:11:17.000 What's this?

00:11:18.000 Apparently Cuban.

00:11:19.000 Cuban.

00:11:20.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:11:21.000 Porphyrum Cuba.

00:11:23.000 So that's an island.

00:11:25.000 They are island boys.

00:11:26.000 Anyway, check out their new staff.

00:11:39.000 I put my tenth on, yeah.

00:11:40.000 We might old best on yay.

00:11:42.000 We are some island boys.

00:11:44.000 We all just trying to make.

00:11:46.000 We tryna eat milk tickets.

00:11:48.000 We try to be out chilling.

00:11:50.000 We live the island boy lifestyle.

00:11:55.000 We just some island boys.

00:11:57.000 Uh-oh.

00:11:59.000 Immediately back.

00:12:00.000 Boop, dong, gong.

00:12:01.000 Yeah, which gon' choke.

00:12:02.000 Which brings you back with you.

00:12:04.000 No, no.

00:12:05.000 Get ready again.

00:12:07.000 Island boys.

00:12:08.000 And the second guy, he does two different ones.

00:12:11.000 He does island boys.

00:12:14.000 But he also goes, Island boys, we got the dude lot to do.

00:12:18.000 So you can do either of those.

00:12:21.000 But you got to get the basic spine of Island boy.

00:12:25.000 I think I take it back.

00:12:27.000 I think he's got his own thing.

00:12:29.000 The second guy?

00:12:30.000 The new guy.

00:12:31.000 Oh, you're supporting the Mexican.

00:12:33.000 I think he's, otherwise he'd be copying their Steve.

00:12:35.000 So his own Steve is like, hey, yo, I. He's like, if you just joined the Ramones and you start going, hey, heidi, let's go, guys.

00:12:44.000 Like, at least wait a year.

00:12:46.000 That sounds cool.

00:12:47.000 Let's go.

00:12:48.000 You got to fucking blend in first, don't you?

00:12:51.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

00:12:52.000 I feel like he's not representing the brand.

00:12:55.000 And, okay, if you were going to do something, be like, I'm an island, island, island Boy, you know, something I hadn't thought of, but this is just island boys but lackluster.

00:13:06.000 Yeah, he's not into it.

00:13:09.000 He's nervous.

00:13:10.000 It's quiet.

00:13:11.000 It's quiet for him.

00:13:12.000 Why y'all hang on us, man?

00:13:14.000 You know we're going on.

00:13:15.000 Yeah.

00:13:16.000 So why you hanging on the third island boy?

00:13:18.000 Fourth on the boy, what you got to say?

00:13:20.000 Hey, gangsta, stop comparing us.

00:13:25.000 Because that's not the stuff we...

00:13:28.000 Y'all stop comparing us.

00:13:32.000 Wow.

00:13:33.000 That was brutal.

00:13:35.000 He didn't know what to say.

00:13:36.000 Holy shit.

00:13:37.000 He's the worst island boy in the history of island boys.

00:13:41.000 Do you think they had tryouts for that?

00:13:43.000 I mean, don't shut up.

00:13:45.000 Say, like, if I was the main, I feel like the first guy's the main island boy.

00:13:49.000 So if I'm that island boy, I go, guys, okay, that was a good dry run.

00:13:52.000 We're obviously not going to post that on social media.

00:13:55.000 Mexican guy, I need more volume.

00:13:57.000 And you, black dude, try to know what you're going to say first.

00:14:02.000 And also, it's got to include island boy.

00:14:06.000 Now I'm more impressed with the original guys because they're so good at it.

00:14:10.000 Yeah.

00:14:11.000 What's he got to say?

00:14:12.000 This is their story.

00:14:18.000 What's a day in their life like?

00:14:22.000 He's worried about showing his girls.

00:14:27.000 Dad's got to be a drug dealer, right?

00:14:33.000 That's a different island boy.

00:14:35.000 What island?

00:14:36.000 I guess Haiti.

00:14:39.000 Or Madagascar.

00:14:43.000 Wow, this is fascinating.

00:14:44.000 Yeah, no, go to their main page.

00:14:50.000 Oh, speaking of which.

00:14:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:52.000 So they're on cameo, and so is Ryan.

00:14:55.000 Your boy.

00:14:56.000 Ryan Cameron.

00:14:57.000 I'm on Cameo.

00:14:58.000 So if you want to sign up, I'll do Chamfoya.

00:15:02.000 I'll do Ronald Downey Jr.

00:15:06.000 Ronald Downey Jr.

00:15:07.000 Who's Ronald Downey Jr.?

00:15:09.000 You're like aluminum man.

00:15:13.000 And you're following the pattern of sucking.

00:15:15.000 Where's Jarvis?

00:15:18.000 Jarvis, who's Donald Downey Jr.

00:15:21.000 Yeah, so I'll do that.

00:15:22.000 How do people find you?

00:15:22.000 You're Ryan Katsu Rivera?

00:15:24.000 Yeah, cameo.com slash Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:15:27.000 And how many have you done?

00:15:28.000 Can we see one of them?

00:15:29.000 Seven of them.

00:15:30.000 Let's see.

00:15:31.000 Happy birthday.

00:15:32.000 You Trump?

00:15:34.000 I do Trump.

00:15:34.000 I do.

00:15:35.000 Baby!

00:15:37.000 Home to mommy!

00:15:39.000 That is loud, man.

00:15:41.000 Maybe!

00:15:42.000 I don't think I ever have done anything that loud.

00:15:45.000 In your life?

00:15:46.000 Yeah.

00:15:47.000 I just tried, and it failed.

00:15:50.000 Oh, I guess they do show the ones I do on there.

00:15:52.000 There's Jordan Peterson.

00:15:55.000 He's been popular.

00:15:56.000 People ask me all the time.

00:15:57.000 They're like, what's the most important thing in life?

00:16:00.000 It's like, well, wow.

00:16:01.000 Like, that's a crazy question.

00:16:03.000 It's like, I don't even know if I could begin to answer that satisfactorily.

00:16:07.000 It's like, well, you can bloody have fun.

00:16:10.000 That's probably the most important.

00:16:12.000 And they're like, well, how do you do it?

00:16:14.000 Do you go on vacation?

00:16:16.000 Do you like go for walks?

00:16:17.000 It's like, no.

00:16:19.000 You signed up for Cody Canuck's Patreon.

00:16:22.000 You support him.

00:16:23.000 This was a business call.

00:16:24.000 This brings laughter to people.

00:16:25.000 Oh.

00:16:26.000 So that wasn't a...

00:16:27.000 That's not a cameo?

00:16:28.000 It is a cameo, but this was for like you could do it for advertisements.

00:16:33.000 Wait, what are advertisements?

00:16:35.000 You emphasize the ties?

00:16:37.000 Advertisements?

00:16:38.000 Advertisement.

00:16:38.000 Police.

00:16:40.000 It's advertisements.

00:16:41.000 Advertisement.

00:16:42.000 Really?

00:16:43.000 Fudge.

00:16:44.000 Advertisements?

00:16:46.000 Yeah, I guess I prefer.

00:16:46.000 You read magazines?

00:16:48.000 No, but I get Sylveniers.

00:16:52.000 What?

00:16:52.000 My wife makes fun of me because I say Silverniers.

00:16:55.000 But it's like, that's pretty close.

00:16:56.000 Well, back home in Scotland, they just call them adverts.

00:16:59.000 Adverts.

00:16:59.000 There we go.

00:17:02.000 I need to focus you again.

00:17:03.000 Could you stand up in the middle of the camera shot?

00:17:05.000 I'm going to zoom in and we're going to hammer this out.

00:17:07.000 It's going to be dirty, but we got to do it.

00:17:09.000 Okay?

00:17:23.000 Folks listening to the audio?

00:17:33.000 Also in the news, remember when we were...

00:17:37.000 I don't know if I've talked about this on the show yet.

00:17:38.000 I've been away.

00:17:39.000 By the way, it's spring break.

00:17:40.000 I went away with my kids.

00:17:41.000 We went to Jersey Shore.

00:17:42.000 Is that allowed?

00:17:44.000 God, everyone gets so pissed off.

00:17:45.000 Fuck you.

00:17:47.000 I've been subbing since 1970.

00:17:50.000 You're dead to me.

00:17:52.000 I gave you content every day.

00:17:53.000 That's the only deal we have is content every day.

00:17:56.000 But anyway, remember when we got that Coke?

00:18:02.000 And I went, oh, it's a paper straw.

00:18:03.000 Yako's hot dogs suck.

00:18:05.000 Fuck this place.

00:18:06.000 I threw it out the window.

00:18:08.000 They're cola.

00:18:10.000 The pipes are rotten.

00:18:12.000 Then I'm in Jersey Shore, a different state.

00:18:15.000 We were in Maryland when we had that.

00:18:17.000 This is New Jersey.

00:18:19.000 Same shit.

00:18:21.000 Then I have a can of Coke here in New York City.

00:18:25.000 Guess what?

00:18:26.000 Same gross chemical, Tide Pod, Tampon, CVS, really medicine-y.

00:18:34.000 The aftertaste is brutal.

00:18:36.000 It's like castor oil.

00:18:39.000 Fucking COVID ruined Coca-Cola for me for the rest of my life.

00:18:44.000 What's the good thing?

00:18:45.000 Too much sugar.

00:18:46.000 I wasn't a big Coca-Cola guy, but it's nice with Chinese food.

00:18:50.000 Or if you're hungover at lunch, very, you know, once a month, you have a Coca-Cola.

00:18:55.000 How about meat?

00:18:56.000 Does meat taste the same?

00:18:58.000 Meat's been pretty good.

00:18:59.000 Why?

00:18:59.000 Is meat ruined for you?

00:19:01.000 When I did have my anosmia, that was one of the things.

00:19:04.000 Like anything...

00:19:05.000 Oh, I'm sorry, parosmia.

00:19:07.000 Parosmia is when you smell things differently.

00:19:10.000 Anosmia is when you lose your smell.

00:19:12.000 And so when I had the mixed up smells, food would taste bad, like spoiled dirt.

00:19:19.000 Coca-Cola, like beer tastes good, thank God.

00:19:22.000 Can we get more mad at not Chinese Americans, obviously, you morons?

00:19:26.000 China.

00:19:27.000 China.

00:19:28.000 Chinese Americans hate China, By the way, when you see a Chinese person in America, give them a high five.

00:19:33.000 They got out of that shithole.

00:19:35.000 But China, fuck you.

00:19:38.000 Fuck you, Islam, because I have to take my shoes off every time I go to the airport.

00:19:42.000 And fuck you, China, because I can't enjoy Coca-Cola anymore.

00:19:47.000 Why are white supremacists always listed as the number one bad guys?

00:19:51.000 They didn't affect my cola or my shoes.

00:19:55.000 Fucking dicks.

00:19:56.000 I'm pissed off about it.

00:19:57.000 By the way, I highly don't recommend going to the Jersey Shore in April.

00:20:04.000 Off season.

00:20:06.000 It was so cold that like we would come out of the hotel and I was trying to sign up for those little scooters just to take the kids on.

00:20:16.000 You'd have to go in back into the hotel to type it out because if you didn't have an Arctic parka on, you were freezing to death.

00:20:24.000 It was 43, but it felt like zero.

00:20:27.000 And then my wife, she gets this hotel that's right, you know, like the Stone Pony and Aspury Park, Bruce Springsteen, all that stuff, where all the concerts are?

00:20:37.000 So she gets it at a concert venue.

00:20:39.000 We're in a room with eight bunks and nothing else, like army barracks.

00:20:44.000 It's for teenagers who don't want to drive drunk, I guess.

00:20:47.000 And they just go there and pass out and puke and shit themselves.

00:20:51.000 Nice.

00:20:52.000 That's what we were in.

00:20:55.000 Weirdest vacation ever.

00:20:58.000 Kind of like a hostel.

00:21:00.000 She might be going senile.

00:21:02.000 The other day she took out $200 from the bank machine and left it in the thing.

00:21:06.000 I've done that.

00:21:07.000 Really?

00:21:08.000 You know, the bank gave her the money back.

00:21:10.000 Yeah, after a while, the machine will retract the money.

00:21:13.000 Oh, really?

00:21:14.000 Yeah.

00:21:15.000 Like, it just won't stay there.

00:21:18.000 I say almost for the same amount.

00:21:20.000 I was drunk, right?

00:21:22.000 I was in Arkansas.

00:21:24.000 I was on my bike.

00:21:26.000 And I said, I got to stop the ATM.

00:21:28.000 So I pulled up.

00:21:31.000 It spit the money out.

00:21:32.000 And I took my debit card.

00:21:34.000 I put it back in there.

00:21:35.000 I put my wallet in my little tank bag.

00:21:37.000 And I just fucking drove off and left my money there.

00:21:40.000 I was like, I'm a fucking idiot.

00:21:42.000 But I went back and the money wasn't there.

00:21:44.000 I was like, oh, someone took it.

00:21:46.000 But then you had to call the bank and they said, no, the machine took the money back in.

00:21:50.000 I'm like.

00:21:51.000 Oh, they must come across that a hundred times.

00:21:54.000 Oh, sure.

00:21:56.000 Maybe if I wasn't drunk and riding, who knows?

00:22:00.000 Another embarrassing thing I want to talk about, and I'm ashamed to admit this, but the thing about Pam might be the greatest television show I've ever seen.

00:22:10.000 The thing about Pam?

00:22:11.000 It is up there with White Lotus, Sopranos, everything.

00:22:15.000 What's it on?

00:22:16.000 You know how I gauge how good a show is?

00:22:18.000 If I'm dreading the clock, like I DVR it, so I fast forward the commercials and I go, oh no, is it over?

00:22:24.000 Is it over?

00:22:25.000 Is it over?

00:22:26.000 And then I open one eye as I'm fast forwarding and realize, oh no, I have 20 minutes left.

00:22:30.000 Thank you, God.

00:22:32.000 There's 20 more minutes.

00:22:33.000 It's a true story about this woman who murdered her best friend to get the money because she convinced the best friend to give her her inheritance.

00:22:42.000 She said, I'll put in a trust for your daughters.

00:22:44.000 I'm really good at money managing.

00:22:47.000 She's spent it on plastic surgery.

00:22:48.000 Rennie Zellwiger plays the woman.

00:22:50.000 She's wearing a fat suit and makeup.

00:22:52.000 Yep.

00:22:53.000 The prosthetic shit to look fat.

00:22:56.000 100% true story.

00:22:58.000 They've ripped it from the headlines.

00:23:00.000 They actually perfectly mimic certain scenes we have on video, this bitch.

00:23:07.000 And what she does is she keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole.

00:23:10.000 She almost gets away with it, the first murder, because the DA.

00:23:15.000 Yeah.

00:23:16.000 Serial killer.

00:23:18.000 Yes.

00:23:19.000 The DA, but not really.

00:23:21.000 She did like two.

00:23:23.000 The DA and the judge were high school friends.

00:23:25.000 So these two girls who are now in the justice system bury all this evidence to make sure this guy Ross, that guy crying, goes to prison for life.

00:23:34.000 And he did.

00:23:35.000 Until two years later, he's exonerated because they find out that they destroyed evidence.

00:23:39.000 These women destroyed evidence.

00:23:41.000 In other words, women generally don't belong in the workforce.

00:23:46.000 Devious.

00:23:47.000 So there's weird shit going on here, like she's been stabbed about 50 times.

00:23:51.000 Okay.

00:23:52.000 Where's the blood?

00:23:54.000 Well, there's no blood because she had been strangled to death.

00:23:57.000 So the heart's not beating.

00:24:00.000 And gayest thing I've said this year, Rene Zellweger is a national treasure.

00:24:07.000 What an actress.

00:24:10.000 I could not get enough of her.

00:24:11.000 That's her there?

00:24:12.000 That's her there.

00:24:13.000 Turn it up.

00:24:28.000 Flip houses, turn a profit.

00:24:30.000 I'm real successful.

00:24:34.000 I'm a pillar of the stuff, too.

00:24:37.000 A loving family woman.

00:24:39.000 My husband, Mark, he thinks I'm a hoot.

00:24:44.000 That's another thing.

00:24:44.000 It's shot kind of weird.

00:24:46.000 Like this.

00:24:47.000 Yeah, the camping cheesy.

00:24:49.000 Yeah, and here's another weird part.

00:24:52.000 This was big on Dateline when it really happened in real life.

00:24:55.000 And the guy who narrated the original Dateline, you know that guy who talks to you like he's reading a bedtime story?

00:25:01.000 Mike Rowe?

00:25:02.000 Maddie wasn't sure if he was going to make it home.

00:25:06.000 He'd been home many times before, but would this night be different?

00:25:11.000 Would he pull into his driveway, in his truck, or would things turn out for the worse?

00:25:18.000 That guy.

00:25:19.000 That's Curtis.

00:25:20.000 Keith Morrison.

00:25:21.000 He was also the singer, I guess, in The Circle Jerks.

00:25:27.000 And so he's narrating it, but he's kind of making fun of himself.

00:25:34.000 He's so fucking weird.

00:25:36.000 Mommy Doomsday.

00:25:37.000 The investigation has been going on and still going on up to this moment and will continue.

00:25:43.000 We thought this was a good time to step in with the podcast because we have learned a great deal over the last year.

00:25:49.000 You know, the basic facts laid out.

00:25:51.000 Yeah, that's not how he talks, right?

00:25:53.000 On the show, he does his weird bedtime story thing.

00:25:56.000 Goodbye.

00:25:57.000 There you go.

00:25:58.000 It would turn out to be forever.

00:26:02.000 So it's really camp.

00:26:03.000 I'm sure our female subs will be very happy.

00:26:05.000 The female baby monsters will be happy that I brought this up.

00:26:08.000 And we can all high five and I'll goof with the gals later on when we take calls.

00:26:12.000 But yes, even dudes.

00:26:14.000 I said it to Anthony Kumi.

00:26:16.000 You know what I've been saying to people?

00:26:17.000 I've been saying, I'll pay you minimum wage if you hate it.

00:26:21.000 15 bucks an hour.

00:26:22.000 You put an hour into it and you are not happy.

00:26:25.000 I owe you 15 bucks.

00:26:26.000 But you need to do more than one episode because it really gets its legs after the first episode.

00:26:31.000 And that's Katie Dixon, the chick from Eastbound and Down.

00:26:34.000 So it's only like a mini-series.

00:26:36.000 Yeah, it's only four or five episodes.

00:26:37.000 Four episodes, yeah.

00:26:38.000 I like those.

00:26:40.000 It's so fucking good.

00:26:42.000 I like a good finite tense thing.

00:26:44.000 Is it like Fargo?

00:26:46.000 You ever see Fargo the TVC?

00:26:47.000 I like Fargo.

00:26:48.000 Awesome.

00:26:48.000 Well, I'm in.

00:26:49.000 And you know what?

00:26:50.000 The wife will probably fall for it because she bailed out of Fargo because it was a little too violent and tense.

00:26:55.000 But this has so many broads in it.

00:26:57.000 Well, the problem with your wife is, and any woman, it's fucking gross at the beginning.

00:27:03.000 Oh.

00:27:04.000 Like there's a woman stabbed to death.

00:27:06.000 Yeah, she won't like that.

00:27:07.000 Well, it happens.

00:27:09.000 In fact, I was watching it with my daughter, and she kind of pieced out.

00:27:12.000 It's on NBC, though.

00:27:14.000 Right.

00:27:14.000 Well, they're going to have a thing on this Friday where they talk about the making of, and they're going to show the real Pam who's in prison now for life.

00:27:21.000 The real killer.

00:27:22.000 Ooh, I just gave away the ending.

00:27:23.000 Sorry.

00:27:24.000 You could have Googled it.

00:27:31.000 We're about to take some calls.

00:27:32.000 We've got a lot of mail saved up.

00:27:35.000 I went through all the mail, so it's only going to be winners.

00:27:38.000 And then, of course, we have the live chat where the money no longer goes to Joe Biggs.

00:27:44.000 Right?

00:27:45.000 Let's go back to Max and John.

00:27:48.000 They're going to be out in a year, and they're going to need a nest egg.

00:27:53.000 Oh, you know who else we should talk about?

00:27:55.000 Nick Ox.

00:27:58.000 He's got a give, send, go that I promised him I would mention.

00:28:04.000 He's a good guy, man.

00:28:05.000 It's amazing how many of these fucking proud boys are going to court.

00:28:09.000 Andy Walls, the gay guy who's accused of a racist hate crime.

00:28:15.000 Although when the media found out that he was gay, this dropped.

00:28:21.000 What's he at now?

00:28:21.000 I can't see.

00:28:22.000 It's behind the camera.

00:28:23.000 8,000?

00:28:24.000 8,000?

00:28:24.000 That's...

00:28:26.000 Close to 9,000.

00:28:28.000 11%.

00:28:31.000 He committed the horrific crime of wandering into the Capitol.

00:28:36.000 And you know what's coming out in a lot of these cases?

00:28:38.000 We're seeing cops go like this, and we're seeing cops, there's a mob by the door, they turn around and they walk into the building.

00:28:49.000 Why would you turn your back to someone as a cop that you see as a threat?

00:28:57.000 So I'm saying this is the mob, right?

00:29:01.000 Hey, you guys, what are you doing?

00:29:02.000 What the hell's going on?

00:29:03.000 We're not going to hurt anything.

00:29:04.000 We just want to see inside.

00:29:06.000 If I go like this and I'm walking, I'm escorting you in.

00:29:13.000 Like, what if you go to a police station and the cops say, you're not supposed to be in here?

00:29:18.000 And you go, really?

00:29:19.000 I want to be in here.

00:29:20.000 And they turn around and walk with their back to you.

00:29:23.000 That means, come on in.

00:29:26.000 Subjective.

00:29:27.000 I know it means that with sex.

00:29:31.000 If you walk a lady home and she opens her door and then she walks into her bedroom without turning around, you're getting laid, my friend.

00:29:40.000 Universal sign for you're in.

00:29:42.000 You're getting lazy.

00:29:47.000 That's one thing I missed about being single, was the sex was great and everything, but knowing that you're in, when she's like, are you coming upstairs?

00:29:57.000 Just walking through that door, you were like, you could almost turn around at that point.

00:30:02.000 Another notch on the bedpost.

00:30:03.000 Yeah.

00:30:05.000 I could have got laid.

00:30:06.000 I'm leaving.

00:30:07.000 Maybe I'll do that as a married man.

00:30:08.000 I'll just get women to admit they'd have sex with me.

00:30:12.000 So you would have fucked me right now, right?

00:30:14.000 Yeah.

00:30:14.000 Okay.

00:30:15.000 Ha ha.

00:30:16.000 I'm leaving.

00:30:16.000 Gotta go.

00:30:17.000 Bye.

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00:31:36.000 And then we're told that Caller1 and 2 are getting a free gift, but is that for today?

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00:31:57.000 Oh, I also, we got to do Johnny Apple CBD, but let's get to that in a second.

00:32:02.000 Did they figure out the name issue?

00:32:04.000 The rebranding?

00:32:06.000 Yeah.

00:32:09.000 Just checking.

00:32:10.000 We're ignoring that update.

00:32:13.000 I love the relationship between us and that guy.

00:32:15.000 I got to say it.

00:32:16.000 It's just, it's fun to have a guy where, you know what?

00:32:19.000 It probably is because I'm always fucking up and getting shit that when there's somebody else fucking up and getting shit, I can just not.

00:32:26.000 Oh, he fucks up, all right.

00:32:29.000 And so thank you.

00:32:29.000 So who do we got in jail now?

00:32:31.000 Obviously, we have Max and John.

00:32:32.000 That's easy.

00:32:33.000 They got one year left.

00:32:34.000 We have Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs getting crucified for January 6th.

00:32:40.000 We have Nick Ox, who's free to go now.

00:32:44.000 He's not in prison, but he's facing serious.

00:32:48.000 It's looking like three to five for him for the ridiculous charge of trespassing.

00:32:54.000 Did you hear about this woman?

00:32:55.000 Look at 1.9.

00:32:57.000 She's lying with her newborn in bed.

00:33:00.000 The feds kick down her door.

00:33:02.000 Huge line of sirens and cops and SWAT all on her rural road.

00:33:09.000 And they grab her.

00:33:12.000 They handcuff her.

00:33:13.000 She gives her baby to her aunt.

00:33:15.000 They tell her she's looking at 30 years.

00:33:17.000 She's in jail now, awaiting trial for marching with proud boys on January 6th.

00:33:24.000 I don't even know if she went into the Capitol.

00:33:26.000 Right.

00:33:27.000 Yeah, they said they thought she was a proud boy.

00:33:30.000 Well, she said, what am I doing here?

00:33:31.000 And the FBI said to her, you're a proud boy.

00:33:36.000 You know what's weird?

00:33:37.000 She's like, I'm a girl.

00:33:38.000 You know, so when she was in the prison, she saw her brother there.

00:33:45.000 And they were like, is that your husband?

00:33:46.000 She's like, no, that's my brother.

00:33:48.000 She saw her brother there.

00:33:49.000 Oh, yeah.

00:33:49.000 And on the car ride there, she was like, the FBI, this is what sucks.

00:33:54.000 They're just doing their jobs or whatever.

00:33:56.000 You know, it's like they can't cancel doing this.

00:33:58.000 They can't be like, I know it's bullshit, but come out.

00:34:00.000 She was like, let me get ready.

00:34:01.000 And they were like, no, now.

00:34:03.000 So without even getting ready, she just went.

00:34:05.000 What are you getting this from?

00:34:07.000 This article.

00:34:08.000 No, the aunt said she's going to get ready.

00:34:10.000 And then the girl said, no, now.

00:34:13.000 This is serious, aunt.

00:34:15.000 Oh, I misread that.

00:34:17.000 So then in the car, she's kind of warming up to the guys and she's like, this music sucks.

00:34:21.000 And the FBI guys are like, they're like, what do you want to hear?

00:34:24.000 And she's like, proud to be an American.

00:34:26.000 Or Toby Keek.

00:34:28.000 Courtesy of the Red Boy.

00:34:28.000 Yeah, courtesy of the Red Boy.

00:34:30.000 Oh, you're great at this article.

00:34:31.000 And in prison, they call her the songbird.

00:34:34.000 She sings for all the people, the national anthem and stuff like that.

00:34:38.000 And interesting chick, right?

00:34:40.000 She got into a car accident, almost died.

00:34:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:43.000 So she's looking at 30 years.

00:34:45.000 That means the state would take her baby away.

00:34:47.000 In other words, if you protest the state, they take away your children.

00:34:53.000 What was she charged with?

00:34:56.000 Let's find out.

00:34:58.000 The big charge they're all facing is obstruction of justice, right?

00:35:01.000 Conspiracy.

00:35:02.000 We're walking next to Proud Boys.

00:35:04.000 Conspiracy requires evidence of her saying, I'm going to meet you guys and then we're going to march and then we're going to go do this.

00:35:13.000 So you need to show proof that this was all a big plan.

00:35:18.000 And where was she, where does she live?

00:35:22.000 Her farmhouse can tell.

00:35:25.000 Was this written by a woman?

00:35:26.000 No, Randy Ireland.

00:35:28.000 Wait, we know that guy, right?

00:35:29.000 That sounds familiar.

00:35:30.000 Yeah, I think he's the guy who tries to raise money.

00:35:35.000 Go down?

00:35:36.000 Whoa, it says New York Proud Boys Leader.

00:35:40.000 Wait, that can't be right.

00:35:41.000 Well, Sylvia's calling us.

00:35:44.000 Oh, that's Randy Ireland.

00:35:46.000 Oh, wait, that is him.

00:35:47.000 New York Proud Boys leader Randy Island on January 6th.

00:35:51.000 So he's in trouble with this whole thing, too.

00:35:57.000 Yep.

00:35:58.000 Okay.

00:35:58.000 But I want to find out where she was.

00:36:03.000 The bright lights, blah, blah, blah.

00:36:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:05.000 Guys, number one rule of journalism, who, what, when, where, why?

00:36:09.000 Let's see, house.

00:36:11.000 We still don't know where the fuck she is.

00:36:13.000 Keep going down.

00:36:17.000 Keep going, keep going.

00:36:19.000 I mean, it's not that relevant where exactly it is, but I just need to know.

00:36:23.000 Keep going.

00:36:24.000 Jess, she had a horrible car accident.

00:36:26.000 Okay, Yellowstone National Park.

00:36:28.000 No, that's where she visited.

00:36:30.000 She fell in love with her.

00:36:30.000 Keep going.

00:36:31.000 She's girls in Maine.

00:36:32.000 Went to Carolina.

00:36:34.000 Automatic rifles, yada, yada, yada.

00:36:38.000 Guy, you didn't even tell us the state she's in?

00:36:40.000 She's fucking looking good right there.

00:36:43.000 Yeah, she's hot.

00:36:44.000 I'm going to kick her out of bed, feet and crackers, that's for sure.

00:36:46.000 I wouldn't throw her in prison for 30 years for going to a rally.

00:36:49.000 No, me neither.

00:36:50.000 So we don't know where she lives.

00:36:52.000 Hey, she's down with Shania.

00:36:56.000 That guy, see the guy in the middle at the top?

00:36:58.000 I'm trying to say that's you.

00:36:59.000 You.

00:36:59.000 That's the New York Times.

00:37:00.000 Alan Froyer said he had proof that I was there, and that's his proof.

00:37:04.000 The guy's like 10 years older than me, too.

00:37:06.000 Isn't that John Sullivan in the top left?

00:37:08.000 No?

00:37:09.000 No.

00:37:09.000 Or the top right?

00:37:11.000 No.

00:37:13.000 He looks like a dollar store version of Enrique, and that looks like a dollar store version of you.

00:37:17.000 Yeah.

00:37:18.000 It was a dollar store version of a rally.

00:37:23.000 So I need to find out where she was.

00:37:26.000 Look up her name.

00:37:26.000 Yeah, so you gotta do it.

00:37:27.000 Google her name.

00:37:30.000 I'm thinking, like, I don't know why Indiana's in my head.

00:37:37.000 Maybe because she was so sassy in the car that she's probably not used to this.

00:37:43.000 I said this to Ezra today.

00:37:45.000 I did a big interview with Tucson, Eastern.

00:37:47.000 Arizona?

00:37:48.000 Tucson, yeah.

00:37:49.000 For Rebel News today.

00:37:53.000 If you went to MS-13's headquarters and you sat in El Chapo's main chair, you'd be fucked no matter how innocent you were.

00:38:04.000 Because you've insulted the gang.

00:38:08.000 And now the gang has to save face.

00:38:11.000 That's what they did on January 6th.

00:38:13.000 They insulted the mafia.

00:38:14.000 And the mafia now doesn't want to look like a bitch.

00:38:18.000 So they have to over-punish everyone who was there to save face.

00:38:22.000 Because this isn't a government in a free country.

00:38:25.000 This is a fucking street gang.

00:38:28.000 100%.

00:38:30.000 You violated the laws of gang culture.

00:38:33.000 Like sitting in Nancy Pelosi's desk, you go, okay, that's ridiculous.

00:38:38.000 Trespassing?

00:38:39.000 What?

00:38:39.000 It was rude.

00:38:40.000 No, no, it's El Chapo's chair.

00:38:43.000 That's why this guy was just offered a plea of seven years.

00:38:46.000 That guy was offered a plea of seven years.

00:38:48.000 He didn't steal anything.

00:38:50.000 He didn't grab the laptop.

00:38:51.000 He just sat there and went, hey!

00:38:54.000 He said the police, he has footage of the police doing that thing I just showed you where they lead him in.

00:38:59.000 And He said he wanted to get out.

00:39:01.000 The police wouldn't let him out.

00:39:04.000 Seven years for that.

00:39:07.000 What happens is everyone's got to take that to trial.

00:39:10.000 Yeah.

00:39:11.000 They have to.

00:39:12.000 Well, especially when one of the judges said, obstruction of justice.

00:39:17.000 This was an obstruction of justice.

00:39:18.000 You're free to go.

00:39:20.000 And then 10 other judges in the same court from the same bench said, no, it is obstruction of justice.

00:39:28.000 So they should all fucking petition to have their fucking cases assigned to the other judge.

00:39:33.000 Yeah.

00:39:36.000 Justice shouldn't work like that.

00:39:37.000 One judge shouldn't be able to say something definitively as a fact, and then the other judges go, not on my watch.

00:39:43.000 I have a different interpretation.

00:39:44.000 Yeah, well, that's why they have the appeal system.

00:39:49.000 Speaking of the appeal system, go to 2.0.

00:39:51.000 I don't want to do a whole My Pet Biden.

00:39:53.000 But I want to see if you guys can translate this because I'm getting really good at speaking Biden.

00:40:00.000 I feel like how I felt when I first learned French.

00:40:04.000 You're being good at it.

00:40:05.000 You get through this point where it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:40:08.000 And then all of a sudden you hear like, are you guys going to be there on Thursday?

00:40:13.000 And you go, holy fuck, I can see through the veneer.

00:40:15.000 I can hear it.

00:40:16.000 And that's how I feel with Biden.

00:40:18.000 I feel like I've learned a language.

00:40:22.000 Don't be fooled by that.

00:40:23.000 In fact, I would hide that text.

00:40:26.000 It's not going to help you.

00:40:27.000 Yeah, he did say prostitute.

00:40:29.000 I saw this yesterday.

00:40:30.000 Oh, you did?

00:40:31.000 But yeah, go ahead and play it.

00:40:33.000 Okay, play it and see what you guys can do with it.

00:40:37.000 We're the only outfit in the country that is immune.

00:40:41.000 Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitute being sued.

00:40:48.000 Prostitute.

00:40:48.000 In February, the families of nine.

00:40:51.000 So that's what you're guessing?

00:40:53.000 He does say prostitute.

00:40:54.000 No, he doesn't.

00:40:55.000 He meant to say prosecution.

00:40:58.000 Yeah.

00:40:58.000 He started to say prosecution.

00:41:00.000 I think he said prosecute.

00:41:03.000 And then he realized he's not sure of the tense.

00:41:06.000 Is it prosecute or prosecution?

00:41:08.000 I forgot what I started this sentence with.

00:41:10.000 So I'm going to abandon prosecution as a word in the middle of the word.

00:41:16.000 So prosecute to being sued.

00:41:19.000 Right.

00:41:22.000 Would you mind getting my phone for me?

00:41:23.000 Sure.

00:41:25.000 Try again.

00:41:27.000 We're the only outfit in the country that is immune.

00:41:32.000 Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to being sued.

00:41:38.000 Come on.

00:41:38.000 To prosecute.

00:41:39.000 In February, the families of nine.

00:41:41.000 I think it's prosecute.

00:41:43.000 Immune to prosecute.

00:41:45.000 Or unless he dyslexified prosecution.

00:41:49.000 Prostitution.

00:41:52.000 To being sued.

00:41:54.000 You know.

00:41:55.000 To prostitute being sued.

00:41:58.000 And he's talking about the NRA because of this thing.

00:42:00.000 Being sued.

00:42:01.000 This shooting.

00:42:03.000 Okay, let's see what Sill has to say.

00:42:15.000 Next Saturday, I go home.

00:42:18.000 Next Saturday, meaning in three days or in ten days?

00:42:21.000 Next Saturday, not this Saturday.

00:42:24.000 Oh, how are you feeling?

00:42:27.000 All right.

00:42:27.000 The pain is lessening, but I lost weight.

00:42:30.000 I weigh 103 pounds.

00:42:32.000 I don't eat much.

00:42:33.000 The pain is too much.

00:42:34.000 I drink a lot of them, sure.

00:42:37.000 You know, but I can walk.

00:42:39.000 I just got to take it slow, you know.

00:42:42.000 And my birthday, I got to spend Wednesday in rehab.

00:42:45.000 I'll be 79 years old.

00:42:47.000 Well, that's the breakthrough.

00:42:49.000 But I'm just happy the following Saturday.

00:42:51.000 I'll be going home, and things will go back to normal, you know?

00:42:55.000 Yes, but we look forward to having you back in the studio.

00:42:58.000 We're live right now, as a matter of fact.

00:43:00.000 Really?

00:43:01.000 Yeah, I can't wait.

00:43:02.000 I can't wait.

00:43:04.000 I really miss all of you, you know.

00:43:07.000 Well, we miss you too, Sylvia.

00:43:09.000 All right.

00:43:10.000 Well, you have a wonderful Easter, you know, and be safe.

00:43:15.000 I will.

00:43:15.000 Give everyone my love.

00:43:17.000 Okay, I'll do that.

00:43:19.000 Okay, Cal.

00:43:20.000 Bye, sweetie.

00:43:24.000 Speaking of ailments, you may want to try Johnny Apple CBD.

00:43:28.000 You should.

00:43:29.000 If you're feeling weak in the knees.

00:43:32.000 You know what the CBD ointment is good for?

00:43:34.000 Is sore muscles.

00:43:36.000 Work out too hard?

00:43:38.000 Got a sore arm?

00:43:39.000 Feeling it in your lats, in your triquads, in your quadriceps.

00:43:45.000 Rub some CBD on it.

00:43:47.000 I don't know.

00:43:47.000 The hemp plant is a magical gift from God.

00:43:50.000 It just cures you.

00:43:52.000 You put the tincture in your coffee.

00:43:53.000 It takes the edge off.

00:43:55.000 You take a gummy right before bed.

00:43:57.000 You sleep like a log and have fantastic dreams.

00:44:01.000 This set has no THC in it.

00:44:03.000 You're not going to get high.

00:44:04.000 It's perfectly legal.

00:44:07.000 But it has Delta 8s, though.

00:44:09.000 The Delta 8s feel exactly like THC.

00:44:12.000 So my wife had three of them.

00:44:14.000 I had to run around like a clown and dance to keep her from freaking out till two in the morning.

00:44:19.000 That's a different story.

00:44:20.000 And you should take them as the directions are listed on the bottle.

00:44:25.000 I don't think they want you to have three Delta 8 gummies.

00:44:28.000 Have a nibble of one and see how it affects you.

00:44:31.000 But we got, you took the vapes, right?

00:44:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:35.000 Johnnyapple.com, use a promo code Gavin, get 15% off all orders.

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00:45:03.000 vape, thingamadoodles, tincture, cookies, ointment.

00:45:09.000 I mean, the list is endless.

00:45:12.000 Look at that Johnny Apple dude blowing rings.

00:45:17.000 Cool, huh?

00:45:18.000 JohnnyApple.com, promo code Gavin, use it.

00:45:21.000 Okay, let's take one call and then we'll go behind the paywall.

00:45:29.000 What do you think of that?

00:45:30.000 I think that's great.

00:45:31.000 We got to update your Mets bet.

00:45:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:45:38.000 What, you got nothing there?

00:45:41.000 I don't know the amount of money.

00:45:42.000 I know they won two games, right?

00:45:44.000 Oh, shithead.

00:45:46.000 Oh, poop.

00:45:46.000 They've won like three and lost two or won four.

00:45:52.000 Let me just check their record here.

00:45:53.000 That's what I meant.

00:45:58.000 Do we have any calls?

00:46:00.000 We got to turn those little Mikeys on.

00:46:02.000 So they're playing the Diamondbacks tomorrow at one.

00:46:08.000 But what's their record?

00:46:09.000 Overview, games.

00:46:12.000 Do you know what their record is, Maddie?

00:46:14.000 Not out of the top of my head, no.

00:46:16.000 They're number one in NL East.

00:46:18.000 Well, they always start off good first couple of days.

00:46:20.000 They manage your college.

00:46:22.000 And they end off good too sometimes, right?

00:46:25.000 No.

00:46:26.000 All right, this is taking too long.

00:46:28.000 We're going to bore people.

00:46:29.000 Let's keep this free part short and sweet and say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:47:15.000 Just need your mic on, Gav, and then we're good to go.

00:47:17.000 So as of oh as of Saturday, I was up $300.

00:47:27.000 How do you have the lower third listed?

00:47:31.000 Ryan?

00:47:33.000 Because it wins losses?

00:47:34.000 Yes.

00:47:38.000 That is correct.

00:47:40.000 It wins losses and dollar amount.

00:47:42.000 Yep.

00:47:42.000 See, it's weird, though, because with the odds, it's not as easy as I win 100, I lose 100.

00:47:47.000 It's like you win 120, I lose 80 kind of thing.

00:47:50.000 But we'll just keep it rough.

00:47:52.000 So Mets are 5 and 2.

00:47:54.000 That's what I thought.

00:47:55.000 5 wins, 2 losses.

00:47:57.000 So I'm up 500.

00:47:59.000 I'm down 200.

00:48:00.000 I'm at 300.

00:48:02.000 You're plus 300, right?

00:48:04.000 I'm up 300.

00:48:06.000 So what are your criteria on your little lower third thing in my doodle?

00:48:09.000 Yeah, win losses and the dollar amount.

00:48:13.000 Wins five, losses two.

00:48:16.000 It's not exactly, but it's about 300.

00:48:18.000 So I gotta just export that real quick.

00:48:20.000 That's fun.

00:48:23.000 I'm not counting my chickens, by the way.

00:48:26.000 Are they playing now?

00:48:31.000 I got the day off.

00:48:33.000 So we got some callers here.

00:48:36.000 This is a winner.

00:48:38.000 949, you're a winner.

00:48:39.000 You're a beard vet winner, sir.

00:48:42.000 I am?

00:48:43.000 You are.

00:48:45.000 Fantastic.

00:48:47.000 My facial hair is absolutely horrific, so that'll come in handy.

00:48:53.000 So basically, I had kind of a theory.

00:48:57.000 I don't know if it's much of a theory.

00:48:59.000 I think it might just be common knowledge amongst us baby monsters.

00:49:03.000 But my dad, so I'm 20 years old, and my dad, for the better part of maybe two decades, was apolitical, not really into politics, but like completely thought the conservative movement was crazy.

00:49:16.000 George Bush, no way.

00:49:18.000 And what basically happened and what changed his mind is about like four years ago when VLM like started going crazy.

00:49:26.000 He's Irish and all his siblings were talking about, isn't it crazy how racist America is?

00:49:31.000 Like it's absolutely incredible that we get to live in a country where you don't just get shot up on the street.

00:49:38.000 And he basically said, you know, like that's that's not the scenario of how it is here in America.

00:49:43.000 I mean, it rarely does happen, but that's not the reality.

00:49:46.000 And he has about nine sisters and seven brothers, big family.

00:49:50.000 They all started slandering him, calling him racist and a white supremacist.

00:49:54.000 What?

00:49:55.000 And I think what happened is that he realized how crazy it was and started applying it to several different faucets of social politics.

00:50:03.000 And I think that's what's going to happen in general, like you were talking about, like Bill Maher and Joe Rogan, who are liberals.

00:50:10.000 And painfully so, I mean, like Joe Rogan, and I hate Joe Rogan for completely backstabbing you, complete asshole.

00:50:18.000 But they have some, the smallest bit of common sense.

00:50:22.000 And when they're pushed to an absolutely crazy level, they just get attacked.

00:50:26.000 So I think it's, I mean, it's not, it's common knowledge, right?

00:50:29.000 But it's good for them to continue to get more crazy because anyone with even a little bit of common sense and common knowledge is going to go, is going to start, I think, going to apply it to different areas of politics.

00:50:43.000 I think you're, are you boring, Maddie?

00:50:45.000 No, no.

00:50:47.000 That's my.

00:50:48.000 Maddie, I'm sorry.

00:50:48.000 No, no, no, no.

00:50:50.000 That's my.

00:50:51.000 Maddie, you're going to kill me.

00:50:53.000 I'm terrified of you.

00:50:54.000 No, no.

00:50:55.000 You're all right.

00:50:55.000 Why are you yawning?

00:50:57.000 You have a condition called advanced heart failure.

00:51:00.000 I have a heart condition.

00:51:01.000 And I don't get oxygenated blood a lot.

00:51:03.000 You know, it takes time to get through me.

00:51:05.000 Yeah, literally, we were having a blast filming the new Maddie's kitchen.

00:51:09.000 Maddie Shittle Kitchen.

00:51:10.000 Maddie Shittle Little Kitchen.

00:51:11.000 And yeah, he's yawning, but it's not tired.

00:51:14.000 It's the heart condition.

00:51:15.000 I forgot to, whatever.

00:51:17.000 Yes, Pollard, go ahead.

00:51:20.000 Ryan, by the way, and I think we all know this, but Ryan has the sprinkles when it comes to comedy.

00:51:25.000 He is absolutely hilarious.

00:51:27.000 And music is not my type, but he has the sprinkles.

00:51:30.000 He's incredibly musically powerful.

00:51:32.000 You're not allowed to have two things.

00:51:33.000 You had to do one thing.

00:51:34.000 Thanks for calling.

00:51:36.000 Now you've got hung up on for that, you fucker.

00:51:38.000 I'll still answer your question, though.

00:51:40.000 No, you're absolutely right.

00:51:42.000 I love that they get this radical.

00:51:44.000 It's really good for us.

00:51:44.000 Drag Queen Story Hour was the best thing that ever happened to the right because it red-pilled a million moms.

00:51:51.000 And what's fantastic about the way they're going now with the Supreme Court is Katanji Jackson is so radical that she can't bridge the two sides.

00:52:05.000 The previous guy, what was his name that just retired?

00:52:08.000 George?

00:52:09.000 Was it Squeeze?

00:52:10.000 No, no, no, he died.

00:52:12.000 The guy who just retired.

00:52:14.000 Anyway, he would bring in like Kavanaugh and Barrett and be like, Look, I know my fellow liberals seem kind of nuts here, but here's what we should do with this.

00:52:23.000 Katanji is like, I want to get pedophiles out of jail.

00:52:27.000 So when she shows up, they just go, fuck you.

00:52:32.000 And they solidify the right side of the Supreme Court.

00:52:36.000 So I like that they basically put in AOC.

00:52:39.000 That's who Katanji is.

00:52:40.000 She's AOC.

00:52:41.000 So yeah, put her in there.

00:52:42.000 And then, yeah, with all this, everyone is racist shit.

00:52:46.000 Fantastic.

00:52:47.000 Because when you call someone a racist, they go, wait a minute, I know me, and I'm not that, so fuck you.

00:52:55.000 Which is what happened with the trucker convoy in Ottawa.

00:52:59.000 Everyone heard they were Nazis.

00:53:01.000 They checked in and they saw a bunch of cool guys in bouncy castles and they said, holy shit, what else have you been lying about?

00:53:09.000 So by all means, go full fucking nut.

00:53:12.000 You red-pilled that collar's dad, and you're red-pilling the rest of the apolitical types who weren't really into this shit.

00:53:19.000 You're recruiting for us, really.

00:53:21.000 Thank you.

00:53:22.000 Thank you.

00:53:23.000 Thank you, Antifa, for burning down the country.

00:53:25.000 Thank you, BLM, for buying a $6 million mansion.

00:53:28.000 You recruited troops for our militia.

00:53:34.000 Let's also open the mailbag.

00:53:35.000 There's some good letters I purple flagged, Ryan.

00:53:38.000 Gotcha.

00:53:40.000 I took this caller just so we can get the winners out the way, if that's all right.

00:53:43.000 Okay.

00:53:44.000 Griffin, 250.

00:53:45.000 You're on the line.

00:53:46.000 And you're a winner.

00:53:47.000 What's going on, Agriffin?

00:53:48.000 You're a winner.

00:53:49.000 You're a winner.

00:53:50.000 You're a winner.

00:53:51.000 Oh, awesome.

00:53:54.000 Hey, it was calling to see what your opinions...

00:53:57.000 Have you seen anything?

00:53:58.000 Are you into Canadian politics at all?

00:54:01.000 Oh, yes, absolutely.

00:54:03.000 What do you think of Pierre?

00:54:05.000 How the fuck do you say his last name?

00:54:07.000 Polyev?

00:54:09.000 Oh, that guy seems pretty cool, right?

00:54:11.000 He's the seems great.

00:54:16.000 Yeah, he's running for the Conservatives right now.

00:54:20.000 So I don't know.

00:54:21.000 I was just trying to, I don't know if you know anything about him.

00:54:23.000 See what your opinion about him is.

00:54:25.000 Yeah, didn't he just get in trouble for some sort of COVID thing?

00:54:28.000 They said he can't come back to Quebec or he can't come to Canada because he went to Mexico or some bullshit.

00:54:35.000 He had some sort of COVID persecution.

00:54:39.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:54:40.000 Where the police were going to arrest him.

00:54:42.000 The guy running against him says that he doesn't think he's fit to be a leader because he supported the Freedom Convoy.

00:54:49.000 Yeah, you know, Canada's weird because of the CBC.

00:54:53.000 The Canadian broadcasting corporations run by the government, and they're really good at brainwashing their citizens, just like Britain is with the BBC.

00:55:02.000 And we have some free press, not as much as we should, but it's amazing to me how your average Canadian could be against that fucking convoy.

00:55:13.000 Because I'll tell you what, the average American is not.

00:55:15.000 The average American, right and left, saw that and went, those guys, the worst you'd get is those guys are misguided.

00:55:23.000 But I think the majority of Americans went, thank God someone is finally standing up to this bullshit.

00:55:30.000 Yeah, Americans are like, glad we didn't have to do it, because that would never happen in America.

00:55:35.000 No fucking way.

00:55:36.000 Most of the righties I know are kind of embarrassed that they didn't do it.

00:55:40.000 Because in America, no one gives a fuck about anything, really.

00:55:42.000 It's all about me.

00:55:44.000 Well, look at January 6th.

00:55:45.000 That was a tenth of the organization, a hundredth.

00:55:49.000 It was zero organization, actually, if you'd want to talk about Storming the Capitol.

00:55:53.000 Thanks for calling, by the way.

00:55:56.000 And they're all looking at 30 years, 20 years, seven years for sitting in a chair.

00:56:02.000 Seven years for sitting in a chair.

00:56:06.000 That means Nancy Pelosi's a gangster if you get punished like that.

00:56:11.000 Pretty much.

00:56:16.000 Oh, so we hit the mail.

00:56:18.000 So do you have those two guys, all their info?

00:56:20.000 Yes.

00:56:22.000 Okay.

00:56:23.000 If you want to make it easy on me, just email me at ryan at censored.tv and add your number so that I could just because I wind up going to email anyway.

00:56:30.000 All right, mailbag.

00:56:31.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:56:36.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:56:42.000 Let me touch it.

00:56:44.000 Okay.

00:56:46.000 We got one here.

00:56:49.000 Keep vaping.

00:56:52.000 It's good.

00:56:53.000 It's just a little strong.

00:56:56.000 What's a little strong?

00:56:57.000 That Johnny Apple.

00:56:59.000 Oh.

00:57:02.000 Isn't this the anniversary of your dead friend, Ryan?

00:57:04.000 It is.

00:57:05.000 The guy you have a tattoo of?

00:57:07.000 Correct.

00:57:08.000 This was his birthday.

00:57:09.000 Tattoo four, technically.

00:57:10.000 Yeah.

00:57:11.000 Yeah.

00:57:11.000 It was his birthday.

00:57:13.000 Instead of celebrating that.

00:57:14.000 He overdosed on opioids.

00:57:17.000 Yes, he did.

00:57:19.000 Or it was actually the harder stuff.

00:57:22.000 Heroin.

00:57:23.000 Yes.

00:57:24.000 Because that's where it goes, inevitably.

00:57:26.000 280 people a day.

00:57:28.000 Yeah.

00:57:29.000 A lot of people.com.

00:57:31.000 White supremacy.

00:57:32.000 It's really nice.

00:57:32.000 Okay, dear Gavin and private investigator shitty.

00:57:35.000 I think I may have figured out the semi-recent obsession with the deaf community in the form of near-constant sign language interpreters across the board in every field.

00:57:45.000 Unlike many other disabled communities, the deaf community practiced a high level of identity politics.

00:57:52.000 Could you move it over a bit?

00:57:53.000 I got the camera in the way.

00:57:56.000 Yeah.

00:57:57.000 It seems the left targeted this group specifically because of their ardent identitarianism.

00:58:04.000 They are looking to collect groups who put race, disability, sexual identity, et cetera, over all other identifying characteristics.

00:58:10.000 The deaf community resents the fact that we've essentially cured deafness with cochlear implants and resent people who get them.

00:58:18.000 That's a fact.

00:58:19.000 They rally around their little community, their sign language, and resent any indication that it's somehow treated as a handicap to be deaf.

00:58:25.000 This style of identity politics can be found in a handful of other groups, all Of which have been usurped by the leftist collective.

00:58:33.000 The deaf are their new pet project.

00:58:35.000 What do you think?

00:58:36.000 Yeah, you know what I was thinking about the other day?

00:58:38.000 Remember that movie, The Sound of Metal, or something like that?

00:58:42.000 It's about a drummer.

00:58:43.000 He's the Iranian dude that was in Star Wars.

00:58:47.000 And he goes deaf.

00:58:48.000 His girlfriend is the singer of the band, and they're a two-person band.

00:58:52.000 And he's going to lose her now that he can't play drums because he can't hear.

00:58:56.000 And he goes to this deaf community center where they teach sign, and everything's cool there.

00:59:02.000 But he sneaks away from them and he gets a cochlear implant, which they see as some sort of violation.

00:59:10.000 And then he hates it.

00:59:12.000 It sucks shit.

00:59:13.000 And it sounds like it's feedback.

00:59:20.000 And he thought he was going to have his hearing back, but he can't hear shit.

00:59:24.000 It's just like this tinny, shitty sound.

00:59:28.000 So then he goes back to the deaf place, and the girl dumps him.

00:59:31.000 And then he's Mr. Sign Man, and then he's all happy again because he's back with the sign people.

00:59:36.000 So you watch it, and we don't know about cochlear implants.

00:59:39.000 We certainly don't know what it sounds like when you're deaf and you hear them and how that compares to this, what we're all hearing now.

00:59:45.000 So I just took it for granted, I guess.

00:59:47.000 But then later I'm thinking, what if that's bullshit?

00:59:52.000 Like, what if this is deaf propaganda?

00:59:55.000 And cochlear implants are not perfect, but they're awesome.

00:59:59.000 Oh, I talked to a proud boy who fucking had one and he was crying telling me about it at Westfest.

01:00:03.000 How awesome it is?

01:00:03.000 Yeah, he was like, I heard my daughter's voice for the first time, and he was like getting choked up while telling me.

01:00:09.000 And his wife is right there, and she was just rubbing his back, and I was like, it hit me.

01:00:13.000 I was like, damn, it's amazing.

01:00:15.000 Dude, what the fuck?

01:00:16.000 Right?

01:00:17.000 This movie is all about how evil cochlear implants are.

01:00:20.000 Now, say there was a pill where you could go white.

01:00:24.000 I don't mean pale.

01:00:25.000 I mean you'd look white.

01:00:26.000 If you were black, your features would change, your nose would shrink, your hair would straighten.

01:00:30.000 Michael Jackson took that pill.

01:00:32.000 Michael Jackson.

01:00:33.000 Say there was a Michael Jackson pill and black started taking it.

01:00:36.000 You know there'd be a movie about a black kid who took it and became white, but it really sucked and he missed playing basketball and dancing and he went back to being black.

01:00:50.000 That would be like a cool theme for a movie, right?

01:00:52.000 And the takeaway is it's awesome to be black and blah, blah, blah, and you don't want to be whatever you're not.

01:00:56.000 That's a cool theme.

01:00:58.000 That's what this movie is.

01:01:01.000 It's like he's a sellout.

01:01:04.000 And I think it's lying.

01:01:05.000 I think they're lying to deaf people and telling them that cochlear implants don't work when they do work.

01:01:12.000 So they're, remember, they started with blacks.

01:01:15.000 Blacks didn't work out as good pets because blacks aren't into the geish marriage shit.

01:01:20.000 They're Christian and they don't want to talk for three hours about race every day.

01:01:26.000 So they said, fuck you.

01:01:28.000 Then they got trans and they go, trans are our new pets.

01:01:31.000 They are well-behaved and they will talk about race and identity politics all day, all night.

01:01:37.000 But then they started noticing they're all mentally ill and sexually depraved perverts who want to fuck kids.

01:01:43.000 That's not good for the brand.

01:01:44.000 Got rid of them.

01:01:44.000 Now they're looking for something new.

01:01:46.000 Climate change seems to be the one they're agreeing on, but no one, no, it's not a sexy sell because it's like the earth is going to be gone in 100 years.

01:01:56.000 Maybe.

01:01:57.000 Maybe.

01:01:58.000 No, I'm not excited.

01:02:00.000 So they need a new minority.

01:02:03.000 Let's do fucking deaf people.

01:02:06.000 Perfect.

01:02:07.000 They're all races.

01:02:08.000 You look really cool and like advanced when you can do the sign language.

01:02:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:15.000 You look like you care about people more than others.

01:02:18.000 What's a better virtue signal than saying, sorry, I'll handle this.

01:02:22.000 Are you okay?

01:02:23.000 Do you want us to go get a doctor or something?

01:02:25.000 We can find one for you who can do arrhythmic sensors on your diaphragm.

01:02:30.000 You're literally virtue signaling.

01:02:32.000 You're literally signaling.

01:02:35.000 Look at this.

01:02:35.000 Virtue signing.

01:02:37.000 Cochrane bretts have high success rates of medical prosthesis because only less than 2% of recipients...

01:02:42.000 No, sorry, 0.2% of recipients reject them.

01:02:46.000 Something fucking weird is going on with the deaf community.

01:02:50.000 Hi.

01:02:52.000 Hi.

01:02:53.000 Oh, he looks like he really hates it.

01:02:55.000 He's got a smile.

01:02:57.000 He's got a smile, you see, Daddy.

01:02:59.000 She was heavy things out of the back of her head.

01:03:01.000 Yeah.

01:03:03.000 That's the cochlear implant.

01:03:04.000 It goes into your skull.

01:03:06.000 Yeah, this guy had one, I think.

01:03:10.000 An advanced version of it is you can't even see it.

01:03:12.000 Like, I didn't see this guy's.

01:03:14.000 Yeah, this is probably just to test it.

01:03:16.000 Right.

01:03:18.000 No, I was talking to a guy with a deaf daughter, and I told him the theory I just told you.

01:03:21.000 And he goes, look, I don't know what my daughter hears.

01:03:25.000 All I know is she's winning an award in math in fourth grade, and she never would have been able to win that award if she didn't have a cochlear implant because she wouldn't have been able to hear her fucking math teacher.

01:03:37.000 And I said, so what did you think of that movie?

01:03:38.000 And he goes, I can't watch it.

01:03:40.000 He goes, I knew if I watched it, it is what you say it is, it's going to make me way too fucking mad.

01:03:46.000 So there's a weird thing going on here where cochlear implants, there's another documentary called The Sound of Fury or something.

01:03:56.000 And it's about, it's from a deaf perspective.

01:04:00.000 And their angle is kind of weird.

01:04:02.000 They're like, I'm not going to say the cochlear implant doesn't work.

01:04:06.000 It works awesome.

01:04:07.000 I just don't want you taking it.

01:04:08.000 Mikon of deaf culture.

01:04:11.000 You are separating your daughter from her fellow deaf people.

01:04:15.000 And it's not part of deaf culture.

01:04:20.000 And the relative that's not remotely deaf but speaks sign is like, fuck deaf culture, dad.

01:04:26.000 The graduation rates at these schools have a 60% failure rate.

01:04:33.000 It's child abuse to send her to one of these deaf schools.

01:04:38.000 She needs, it's to get a cochlear implant.

01:04:41.000 Fuck deaf culture.

01:04:42.000 There's no such thing.

01:04:48.000 Sound and fury.

01:04:50.000 Yeah.

01:04:50.000 It's really good.

01:04:52.000 And it's much more balanced than the previous fictional movie where the guy says, this thing sucks.

01:04:58.000 I want to go back to being deaf.

01:05:00.000 Said no one ever.

01:05:03.000 It doesn't rule to be handicapped.

01:05:05.000 Like I said, said no one ever was deaf.

01:05:07.000 Yeah.

01:05:08.000 I want to hear nothing instead of people like, heard no one ever.

01:05:12.000 I'm glad I can't walk.

01:05:13.000 I like being paralyzed.

01:05:14.000 It's who I am.

01:05:15.000 Yeah.

01:05:15.000 Oh, really?

01:05:16.000 Okay, well, I have a pill here that would make you walk.

01:05:19.000 I guess I'll just throw it in the garbage.

01:05:20.000 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:05:22.000 Exactly.

01:05:22.000 Actually, they can't do that.

01:05:23.000 They go, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:05:27.000 Throw it out in my mouth.

01:05:29.000 Yeah.

01:05:30.000 Here's the garbage.

01:05:36.000 Oh, we almost forgot the friggin' paychats.

01:05:38.000 Oh, we forgot the fucking paychats, Nina.

01:05:42.000 So what we have, guys, if you go to the site, I'm sure you know the drill, you go to the live show, you click on it, and right underneath the stream, donate to read a live message, frankly.

01:05:54.000 Frankly.

01:05:56.000 We've got two so far.

01:05:58.000 Okay.

01:05:58.000 I guess we could rock them.

01:06:00.000 Let's rock them.

01:06:01.000 Rock them sideways.

01:06:02.000 Rock them out to park.

01:06:03.000 So to be clear here, folks, we have letters.

01:06:07.000 We have the call-ins.

01:06:10.000 We have the live chat.

01:06:14.000 Is that it?

01:06:15.000 We got you.

01:06:16.000 We got me.

01:06:17.000 We got Ryan.

01:06:18.000 That's right.

01:06:19.000 But as far as communicating with us, you have those three avenues.

01:06:22.000 Yeah, email.

01:06:24.000 So let's go call, letter, call, letter, call, letter, call.

01:06:28.000 There is also a chat, too.

01:06:30.000 If you go to the site, there's like a rocket chat type thing.

01:06:33.000 Yeah, we don't see that, though.

01:06:34.000 We don't ever pull it up or acknowledge it, and they're hurt by that.

01:06:37.000 Okay, let's pull it up.

01:06:38.000 But is it on our site?

01:06:40.000 It's on our site.

01:06:42.000 Well, now you're going over my head.

01:06:45.000 We have our own rocket chat on our site.

01:06:48.000 I saw Henry Lon speak last night.

01:06:51.000 Thought I was getting a fun black flag tour story.

01:06:53.000 Instead, my wife and I sat through tour talk about misogyny, sexism, racism, transphobic homophobia.

01:06:57.000 He talked about how trans kids are awesome and that the country needs to stop having kids whip.

01:07:05.000 All right.

01:07:05.000 He's a dry guy.

01:07:06.000 Yeah, that guy sent us that letter before.

01:07:08.000 Dakota.

01:07:09.000 He sucks.

01:07:10.000 Dakota or Rollins?

01:07:12.000 No, Henry.

01:07:12.000 Dakota's awesome.

01:07:13.000 Rollins blows.

01:07:14.000 Yeah.

01:07:16.000 Like, if you're the king of punk rock, you think, or hardcore, you think you could maybe think a little outside the box and not sound like Nike?

01:07:27.000 What happened?

01:07:28.000 Kids are awesome and having kids.

01:07:30.000 People should stop having kids.

01:07:32.000 Well, the punk cosplayers around me giggled and clapped like seals.

01:07:36.000 What the fuck happened to the punk ethos?

01:07:38.000 CN and the White House are finally catching on.

01:07:40.000 Now everyone is punk.

01:07:41.000 Are there any punks left?

01:07:43.000 I don't know.

01:07:44.000 Nick Fuentes.

01:07:47.000 So we got, if you go to this bar right here, links.

01:07:51.000 It's kind of hidden.

01:07:53.000 Links, chat.

01:07:56.000 And let me just make sure I'm not showing any fucking IPs or anything.

01:08:01.000 Fucking any bullshit.

01:08:04.000 Racist.

01:08:04.000 Fucking homophobia.

01:08:06.000 Holocaust, revisionism.

01:08:08.000 Here's another one in the meantime.

01:08:09.000 Yeah, it's a rocket chat, a full-blown rocket chat.

01:08:12.000 What's your advice regarding crazy cracks?

01:08:15.000 Yeah, what's your advice regarding sticking your dick in crazy?

01:08:18.000 I'm Scottish and being seen.

01:08:20.000 This white girl who says, choke me N-word during sex.

01:08:23.000 Am I playing with dynamite?

01:08:24.000 I hope you're black.

01:08:28.000 I don't have a very popular opinion on this, but I say get your dick in as crazy as possible.

01:08:34.000 I never understood when guys go, I go, what happened with you and that chick?

01:08:38.000 Oh, she was fucking nutty.

01:08:42.000 I learned a long time ago, I tell people all the time, the bat shit crazy comes free with the vagina.

01:08:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:49.000 They're all fucking crazy.

01:08:51.000 And the ones that seem completely psychotic, the best sex you'll ever have.

01:08:57.000 The least boring you'll ever have.

01:08:58.000 Pure nut job.

01:09:00.000 I love me some nut jobs, boy.

01:09:03.000 Speaking of nut job, there's another way to go.

01:09:05.000 You go to the live thing, same place that you would go to get a paychat.

01:09:09.000 And then there's just the chat down there.

01:09:11.000 Okay.

01:09:12.000 I'll be honking that way.

01:09:12.000 I'm not even gay.

01:09:13.000 That's a good question.

01:09:14.000 That's not a good question, so I'm going to react with a thumbs down.

01:09:16.000 Oh, I can't.

01:09:17.000 I guess I'll do a muscle to be like, I'll beat you up my fucking neck.

01:09:22.000 He's like, hello.

01:09:23.000 No, it doesn't.

01:09:24.000 No, it does not.

01:09:25.000 Hey, Ryan, are you gay?

01:09:27.000 No.

01:09:28.000 Double on the girl.

01:09:30.000 It does not mean that at all.

01:09:31.000 That just means I'm strong and gay.

01:09:33.000 No, it doesn't.

01:09:35.000 What does Kino mean?

01:09:36.000 Strongly recommend.

01:09:37.000 Maddie cracks me up.

01:09:38.000 Dude, leave our chat out of this run.

01:09:40.000 You fuck.

01:09:40.000 Oh, now they're...

01:09:41.000 Okay, we've abandoned them so long that they hate us.

01:09:44.000 Oh, that's weird.

01:09:45.000 That is weird.

01:09:45.000 That's like when you go away on a five-day business trip and you come back and your kids don't want to hug you.

01:09:50.000 They're like, who the fuck are you?

01:09:51.000 You're like a stranger.

01:09:54.000 Okay, let's take a call.

01:09:56.000 All right.

01:09:59.000 Grand Rapids, 605.

01:10:01.000 You're online.

01:10:02.000 What's going on there, Grand Rapids?

01:10:05.000 605?

01:10:06.000 Yes, sir.

01:10:07.000 Yo, what is up, guys?

01:10:10.000 Hey, man.

01:10:10.000 What's happening?

01:10:12.000 So, you guys heard about the Grand Rapids shooting, right?

01:10:15.000 Michigan, police officer.

01:10:18.000 Yes.

01:10:19.000 I think we have footage of that, actually.

01:10:22.000 Can you just wait while we play that?

01:10:25.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:10:26.000 So go to 2-1.

01:10:28.000 This is Patrick Laioja?

01:10:32.000 Yeah, some Dominican.

01:10:34.000 Yeah.

01:10:34.000 All right.

01:10:35.000 So this guy was shot today?

01:10:38.000 Yeah.

01:10:39.000 Yes.

01:10:39.000 By a cop.

01:10:40.000 April 4th, I think.

01:10:42.000 April 4th?

01:10:44.000 Oh, shit.

01:10:44.000 10 days ago.

01:10:46.000 I've got a theory here.

01:10:46.000 Go ahead, play your thing.

01:10:47.000 Okay, let's play it so everyone knows what we're talking about.

01:10:50.000 Morning graphic code to watch a black man die.

01:10:58.000 Go buy a little like that, though.

01:11:00.000 I know, because I'm not the one, man.

01:11:01.000 I'm a black man, too.

01:11:02.000 I'm not a man.

01:11:03.000 Come on, man.

01:11:04.000 You do what you say.

01:11:05.000 1915.

01:11:05.000 Service more cards.

01:11:08.000 Okay.

01:11:09.000 No, he's good, but man, yo, what's up, man?

01:11:15.000 Yo, he's good.

01:11:19.000 Stop.

01:11:20.000 Okay.

01:11:22.000 Stop presenting.

01:11:24.000 If you ever get fired, Ryan, I want to hire this guy as a cameraman.

01:11:28.000 He is pretty still.

01:11:29.000 He's good.

01:11:30.000 That could be the phone's algorithm, though.

01:11:35.000 Great shots of the sidewalk here.

01:11:37.000 They have stabilization these days.

01:11:39.000 He's so dumb, he's going like this.

01:11:41.000 Oh, he tased him.

01:11:45.000 And it didn't phase him.

01:11:47.000 Nope.

01:11:47.000 Tasers don't work on some people.

01:11:49.000 Tased don't phase.

01:11:50.000 He's on that good shit.

01:11:51.000 Yeah.

01:11:52.000 But you've seen people where they just get tased and it looks like they're getting pinched.

01:11:57.000 They look like they're being bit by a mosquito.

01:11:59.000 Turn it up, Ryan.

01:12:01.000 No, like he good.

01:12:02.000 You can talk to him, bro.

01:12:03.000 He an island boy, man.

01:12:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:14.000 Like he good, bro.

01:12:15.000 Like, can you talk to him like good?

01:12:17.000 Like, can you, yeah.

01:12:18.000 Stop grabbing him like that.

01:12:20.000 No, he good like fur.

01:12:23.000 You hit him, too.

01:12:24.000 He's good like fur.

01:12:30.000 He stoned?

01:12:31.000 Let go of Taser.

01:12:33.000 No hit Taser.

01:12:35.000 I see that.

01:12:36.000 Let go Taser.

01:12:42.000 Drop Taser.

01:12:47.000 Oh, dude, that's...

01:12:49.000 He's done.

01:12:50.000 Get back!

01:12:55.000 You think that cop's fucked?

01:12:57.000 Fucked it.

01:12:58.000 Way beyond belief.

01:12:59.000 Why?

01:13:00.000 Why?

01:13:02.000 The guy had his taser.

01:13:04.000 Oh shit, he did.

01:13:06.000 The fucking prongs are on him.

01:13:08.000 Who's he gonna tase himself?

01:13:12.000 It's uh.

01:13:12.000 That's a stone-cold murder.

01:13:14.000 That's an execution right there.

01:13:15.000 Stone fucking cold.

01:13:17.000 The cop already shot him with the taser.

01:13:20.000 So that you, yeah, you can't.

01:13:22.000 He can't do anything with that fucking taser.

01:13:24.000 You'd have to reload new fucking prongs on it.

01:13:27.000 Was it definitely a prong taser?

01:13:29.000 Yeah, it's a yellow gun.

01:13:30.000 It's the zapper kind.

01:13:31.000 No, no, it's a gun.

01:13:32.000 It shoots out two prongs.

01:13:33.000 You heard it in the video.

01:13:39.000 That fucking taser was useless.

01:13:41.000 Could he make a case that he exhausted all options?

01:13:44.000 He's wrestling with him for like three minutes?

01:13:46.000 Okay, let's forget the taser.

01:13:47.000 You're wrestling and wrestling with a guy.

01:13:49.000 He won't comply.

01:13:51.000 That right there.

01:13:52.000 He just took...

01:13:53.000 Reach back like...

01:13:55.000 Was he like, I'm going to shoot you?

01:13:57.000 No.

01:13:58.000 So here's his gun.

01:13:59.000 Puts the gun.

01:14:00.000 I'm surprised.

01:14:00.000 You see where he shot him like that?

01:14:02.000 He's got the barrel right on his back.

01:14:07.000 There's so much because you put the gun in what it's called at a battery.

01:14:11.000 You're going to push it so hard.

01:14:12.000 You don't want to push it up against someone because if the slide backs a little, it's not going to discharge.

01:14:16.000 So he's on top of him, takes his gun out, puts it on the fucking person.

01:14:23.000 So they're fighting.

01:14:25.000 Okay, let's let the caller give baby monsters from one baby monster to another.

01:14:28.000 Let's hear your theory, caller.

01:14:30.000 That guy's fucked.

01:14:31.000 So here's the thing.

01:14:33.000 A couple weeks ago, beginning of April, we have a mass shooting in San Francisco, right?

01:14:39.000 I think it was 18 injured, 6 dead by the hands of some blacks.

01:14:45.000 And then just a couple days ago, we're looking for some black guy in the New York subway.

01:14:51.000 He threw a smoke bomb and starts shooting up the place.

01:14:55.000 What a coincidence that we have a white cop shooting a black, unarmed black man.

01:15:00.000 Now, I'm not saying that this is a conspiracy.

01:15:03.000 I'm just saying how timely for the media to have a white cop shoot an unarmed black man and bring up this scenario in a time, same time, we have two black people being portrayed as they are,

01:15:20.000 usually committing 50% of the crimes in America.

01:15:24.000 So what are you saying that this cop was like an actor or he's hired?

01:15:28.000 That happened before this stuff.

01:15:30.000 If you watch the video, to me, I'm not saying that it's acting.

01:15:35.000 I'm not saying that it's scripted.

01:15:38.000 I am saying that it seems a little suspect.

01:15:41.000 Yeah, but when you say something suspect, suspicious of what?

01:15:44.000 What are you suspicious of?

01:15:46.000 That I got a media push?

01:15:47.000 That it may have been planned.

01:15:49.000 Maybe it is planned.

01:15:50.000 No, but this happened before the subway shooting.

01:15:53.000 As Maddie keeps pointing out, you said this happened April 4th.

01:15:55.000 That's way before the subway shooting and maybe before the San Francisco shooting.

01:16:01.000 Sure, but, oh, and here's the anchor or the sinker.

01:16:05.000 They released the footage yesterday at the time of the black man being found responsible for the shooting of the subway in New York.

01:16:13.000 Okay, that's the only part of your theory that really has legs, is they decided to release it.

01:16:18.000 Well, the funny thing is, this is the first time I've heard about the cop shooting the black guy.

01:16:23.000 Right.

01:16:24.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:24.000 It's been eight days?

01:16:26.000 Right.

01:16:26.000 I mean, it's been 10 days.

01:16:28.000 Well, no one had the video footage, so it was all just hearsay, I guess.

01:16:31.000 Oh, you had the homeboy with this camera on the road.

01:16:33.000 Right.

01:16:33.000 He was right there filming it.

01:16:34.000 That should have gone viral in seconds.

01:16:36.000 Right.

01:16:36.000 All right.

01:16:37.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:16:38.000 Yeah.

01:16:39.000 Yeah, but this went viral around 6 o'clock today.

01:16:43.000 So you got this.

01:16:45.000 You got this happening.

01:16:47.000 Oh, yeah, this guy.

01:16:48.000 And I think she's white.

01:16:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:51.000 Well, they didn't show her, but they showed the perp, which is a New York Post thing to do.

01:16:56.000 They're pretty upfront about it.

01:16:58.000 How often do we have blacks behaving badly in the news?

01:17:01.000 It's like a daily event.

01:17:03.000 Did you see that?

01:17:04.000 Well, everyone did.

01:17:05.000 Look at 2-2.

01:17:07.000 Blacks beat a little beautiful cherubic white girl to death.

01:17:12.000 Why was she taken away?

01:17:13.000 Mom, what did you do?

01:17:15.000 Is the real mom a heroin addict?

01:17:17.000 You chose heroin over this girl?

01:17:19.000 Look at who you...

01:17:20.000 This isn't funny, but the mom is from that food network show World's Worst Chef.

01:17:26.000 And the problem with the girl was she had trouble eating the food there, and she actually threw up on herself on the way to church.

01:17:34.000 So a woman who's famous for being a terrible cook has an adopted or a foster child who keeps puking.

01:17:41.000 And so they beat her to death.

01:17:44.000 I think they whipped her with a belt to death.

01:17:48.000 I'm going to say this slowly.

01:17:50.000 Can you fucking imagine if the races were reversed?

01:17:56.000 A white couple beat a little black girl to death For puking on herself?

01:18:02.000 Unfathomable.

01:18:04.000 Are you still on the line, Caller?

01:18:06.000 No.

01:18:08.000 It really feels like we're like in a cold race war.

01:18:11.000 We're like, this is what it looks like.

01:18:12.000 Just little events popping off.

01:18:14.000 And then eventually the white guys got to look at each other like that sketch and they're like, are we the goodies?

01:18:20.000 Not are we the baddies.

01:18:22.000 Are we the goodies?

01:18:23.000 Because it's like, it seems like revenge is being taken out on white people on a weekly basis.

01:18:28.000 But there is definitely something in the media where when black people fuck up, the media does everything they can to hide it or sanitize it.

01:18:35.000 Like the New York Times, 2-3, you may have to get behind a Thor Tor wall, whatever they're called.

01:18:42.000 But they're writing about the subway shooting, and they just can't seem to go near the fact that this guy hated Asians, hated Hispanics, and chose an Asian-Hispanic neighborhood to shoot people up.

01:18:57.000 They just call him troubled.

01:19:00.000 The shooting suspect left troubling posts.

01:19:04.000 I got it.

01:19:06.000 Well, he's white supremacist.

01:19:09.000 That was one angle I saw, the Daily Coast.

01:19:11.000 It was a conservative who shot up the subway.

01:19:14.000 Oh, wow.

01:19:15.000 They did that too with the Pulse shooting.

01:19:18.000 They called the Muslim terrorist a conservative because I guess technically, if you follow the Quran, you know, explicitly, I guess you are a conservative of sorts.

01:19:30.000 You want to conserve Islam.

01:19:32.000 A misogynist.

01:19:33.000 You could just call him a misogynist.

01:19:35.000 So they totally beat around the bush here, and they won't get into the fact that this is terrorism.

01:19:42.000 If you hate Asians and you want them eradicated, and then you go and shoot a bunch of Asians, I think every single person he shot was Asian, by the way.

01:19:50.000 That's terrorism.

01:19:52.000 Terrorism is committing violent acts to achieve political gains.

01:19:56.000 If your politics are a world without Chinese, then shooting Chinese is a terrorist act.

01:20:04.000 And again, for the 50th time today, can you imagine if the races were reversed, if a fucking MAGA dude shot up the 123 train or whatever, what train goes to Harlem again?

01:20:18.000 Bernie Goetz.

01:20:20.000 456, whatever.

01:20:21.000 They all goes wrong.

01:20:22.000 I thought I saw something where it said the N-Train.

01:20:25.000 Yeah, the N-train in Brooklyn.

01:20:26.000 They were on the N-train in Sunset Park.

01:20:28.000 That's like in between Red Hook and Bay Ridge.

01:20:31.000 But I'm saying, if it was reversed and they were up on, what's the Harlem train?

01:20:41.000 Yeah, the 1-2-3.

01:20:42.000 The 2-3.

01:20:44.000 If they were on the 2 or the 3, a fucking MAGA guy on the 2-3 shot up a bunch of black people.

01:20:53.000 Holy fuck.

01:20:58.000 The Eastern District of New York U.S. Attorney is now considering filing federal charges in this case.

01:21:05.000 They could be using a weapon on mass transit.

01:21:08.000 It could even include terrorism charges.

01:21:11.000 It all depends on what they find in the suspect's cell phone, which we're told.

01:21:18.000 Fucking proud boys get charged for terrorism.

01:21:20.000 Canadian proud boys who have never committed a terrorist act are all listed as terrorists.

01:21:25.000 About a host of facts.

01:21:27.000 Because some people who are also members of the club were at January 6th.

01:21:33.000 This is just getting embarrassing.

01:21:34.000 They're not showing any of these clips of him saying...

01:21:36.000 What I understand is that the fucking population of this country is allowing this fucking couple of hundred fucking people that are in government now.

01:21:43.000 Throw them all the fuck out.

01:21:45.000 How about that?

01:21:47.000 When does that happen?

01:21:49.000 If you throw down his road with their motherfucking identity politics and fucking kindergarten, fuck you, suck a dick.

01:21:54.000 Well, maybe we will in the midterms.

01:21:56.000 Maybe the midterms will be an absolute slaughterhouse.

01:21:58.000 Look at the Republicans that are in there.

01:22:01.000 Now, they just fucking lip service.

01:22:03.000 Nobody does anything.

01:22:05.000 Oh, my God.

01:22:06.000 Ron Paul, Rand Paul.

01:22:08.000 Look at this.

01:22:09.000 I love Jim Jordan.

01:22:10.000 Love him.

01:22:12.000 I love Trey Gowdy when he was in there.

01:22:13.000 Loved him.

01:22:14.000 Do you see this shit?

01:22:15.000 Mental health counselor calls Frank James social media posts a cry for help.

01:22:20.000 Yeah, he wanted help murdering people.

01:22:22.000 Oh my God.

01:22:24.000 I just get fucking aggravated with this fucking bullshit.

01:22:26.000 The guy's not a fucking terrorist.

01:22:28.000 He didn't fucking like certain people, so he fucking shot him.

01:22:30.000 It's not terrorism.

01:22:31.000 Normal people need to get more angry and not let anyone get away with this.

01:22:35.000 They want me to be Nazi the new N-word.

01:22:38.000 We need to get offended.

01:22:40.000 I saw, there was this hotel in my, my wife gets this Ho-Chunk native newspaper.

01:22:45.000 It's all the local American Indian news.

01:22:48.000 And there was this hotel owner that had like the fifth shoot-up of Indians.

01:22:53.000 And she just said, no more Indians are allowed to stay at this hotel.

01:22:56.000 There was a massive fucking march with like people wearing bad Indian, good Indian shirts.

01:23:02.000 And they were from all over the country to protest this one dumb lady that should have known that she's going to get shit if she says that about her motel.

01:23:10.000 But we need to do that.

01:23:12.000 When someone, like with Nick Fuentes is on a no-fly list, we need to go on a march.

01:23:17.000 Right.

01:23:18.000 But everyone is petrified of getting called racist.

01:23:22.000 Who gives a fuck?

01:23:23.000 Right.

01:23:23.000 That's everything.

01:23:24.000 If you stop giving a fuck, they can't take you.

01:23:28.000 They can't do anything to you.

01:23:29.000 Fuck off.

01:23:30.000 Calling me racist is like calling me gay.

01:23:33.000 I just go, yeah, okay.

01:23:34.000 Sounds great.

01:23:36.000 You know why the Volcell and incel movement is so good?

01:23:38.000 Because they don't have anything to lose.

01:23:41.000 I'm not saying that they would go out and do bad stuff, but they could go to rallies and they could go show up.

01:23:45.000 Because if you have a kid, it's probably like, maybe stay home.

01:23:48.000 And that kind of sucks that you can't show.

01:23:51.000 Because, I mean, I read that one where the chick got taken away from her kid.

01:23:55.000 And I'm like, I want to go protest that, but I don't want to be taken away from my kid.

01:24:00.000 Yeah.

01:24:00.000 So, well, also, that's not in America where you can't go to protest something because they'll take your children away.

01:24:06.000 That's China.

01:24:07.000 Right.

01:24:08.000 Well, it seems to be happening here, too.

01:24:10.000 The lady on January 6th.

01:24:11.000 Yeah.

01:24:12.000 Joe Biggs hasn't seen his daughter in 15 months.

01:24:17.000 And the daughter...

01:24:18.000 He didn't go against the state in some daughters.

01:24:20.000 He's a single dad.

01:24:20.000 The daughter doesn't have the mom.

01:24:22.000 So his parents are raising the child.

01:24:25.000 Why is daddy in jail?

01:24:28.000 He went into a government building.

01:24:29.000 He wasn't supposed to.

01:24:30.000 He agreed.

01:24:31.000 He disagreed with the state.

01:24:32.000 So if we trespass in this country, we get 15 months?

01:24:36.000 Well, he actually hasn't had a trial yet.

01:24:39.000 Oh.

01:24:40.000 He's not having targets for 15 years.

01:24:44.000 If that happens, if any of these guys get more than time served, I mean, I guess they already did, right?

01:24:51.000 The guy with the fucking buffalo horns got four years.

01:24:55.000 Or five years.

01:24:56.000 Something like that.

01:24:59.000 I'm just getting aggravated.

01:25:00.000 Like, I was watching some things in Congress today.

01:25:04.000 I'm like, yeah, you just sit here and they tell people, yeah, this is bad.

01:25:08.000 This is what they're doing.

01:25:10.000 Like, think about what's going on with Biden, about the Russian collusion, his son's laptop, all the other fucking bullshit.

01:25:16.000 And you're like, and how the fuck is he still in office?

01:25:20.000 Yeah.

01:25:20.000 Well, let's at least start with getting people to recognize that this is a gang and they're not the whole idea of like public service and we need to tax more so it can go to the poor.

01:25:31.000 No, if you give the government infinite money, they will somehow manage a way to siphon into their own pockets.

01:25:39.000 It's not a benevolent organization.

01:25:41.000 It's a corrupt organization.

01:25:42.000 It's all Tammany Hall.

01:25:44.000 Yeah.

01:25:44.000 The fourth version of the Build Back Better Bill is 2,100 pages.

01:25:49.000 But here's the other thing.

01:25:50.000 I was just watching this one.

01:25:52.000 They were talking about the border crisis at the southern border.

01:25:54.000 And 70 Republicans got up when it was their turn.

01:25:58.000 And they all went up and they said, you know, we're asking for a unanimous vote to bring up HR.

01:26:03.000 I think it was 471 to stop the, it was called the PAWS Act or something like that.

01:26:09.000 And 70 fucking Republicans got up and 70 of them said that.

01:26:12.000 And they were just like, you can't interrupt this hearing for this at this point in time next.

01:26:17.000 And I couldn't believe it.

01:26:18.000 I said it was some kind of fucking show of unity, solidarity.

01:26:22.000 But what did it accomplish?

01:26:24.000 Nothing.

01:26:25.000 So wait a minute.

01:26:26.000 I'm sorry.

01:26:26.000 The 70 Republicans stood up to say what?

01:26:28.000 They want to enact H.R., I think it's 471.

01:26:32.000 It's called the Paws Act.

01:26:33.000 And what does that mean?

01:26:34.000 It's going to put a stop to fucking Joe Biden because he's blatant disregard for the southern border crisis.

01:26:40.000 Ah.

01:26:40.000 And it accomplished absolutely fucking nothing.

01:26:47.000 It's like when they have these little interrogation ceremonies.

01:26:49.000 Hey, Ryan, could you pick, see if that's H.R. 471, the Paws Act?

01:26:53.000 Yeah, right there.

01:26:54.000 It is.

01:26:56.000 It's like when they have Zuckerberg or someone on these little interrogation ceremonies where they say, is it true that you can track us when we go to the bathroom?

01:27:05.000 And Zuckerberg is all fake nervous, going, no, it's not true, but we need to be better about privacy.

01:27:11.000 And then you're like, why?

01:27:12.000 Is he going to be taken out of here in handcuffs and put in prison?

01:27:15.000 No.

01:27:16.000 Okay, so what is this ritual?

01:27:18.000 Yeah.

01:27:18.000 It's like, okay, everyone knows what the fuck's going on with our border wall and our border security.

01:27:23.000 And he's know that he's delinquent in his fucking duties upholding the fucking laws of this country.

01:27:27.000 Like, at what point do we say, okay, ho, ho, we're stopping every fucking thing right now.

01:27:31.000 The only thing we're going to fucking deal with is the fucking border right now.

01:27:35.000 All this fucking charades and fuck off with all that.

01:27:38.000 When the fucking is the rubber gonna hit the fucking road?

01:27:43.000 Yeah.

01:27:43.000 There's no way to organize.

01:27:44.000 The left is so good at organizing.

01:27:46.000 Did you see, they were asking Saki, I seen it today, because the governor of Texas sent the first couple of busloads of immigrants over.

01:27:56.000 Oh, right.

01:27:57.000 D.C. Yeah, and she was like, oh, you know, it's kind of great because, you know, they've been vetted and cleared by the CBP.

01:28:02.000 And it's great that the state of Texas wanted to help them get to their final destination.

01:28:06.000 Oh.

01:28:07.000 Wow.

01:28:08.000 Okay.

01:28:10.000 Can't wait till they're at your door, Jen.

01:28:12.000 Yeah.

01:28:13.000 Well, she's leaving to go do a show on MSNBC, so she doesn't have to worry about it.

01:28:17.000 Let's take another call.

01:28:18.000 And are you still putting up the live chats?

01:28:20.000 I wanted to make this a shirt.

01:28:21.000 Radical Patriots.

01:28:22.000 Just to be like, fuck you.

01:28:24.000 At FPAC, when they were like, we're going to cut, Nick, it was Nick.

01:28:27.000 He was like, we're going to call it Patriots Day from now.

01:28:30.000 And that's what we're going to call it because it was awesome.

01:28:33.000 Yeah, yeah, fuck yes.

01:28:35.000 That's exactly what I thought that same day.

01:28:37.000 And nothing bad happened except to people that were Patriots that day.

01:28:40.000 So if anybody should be like, you know, sad about it.

01:28:44.000 I'm surprised he's avoided charges.

01:28:46.000 Well, he didn't go inside, but you're right.

01:28:48.000 People have gotten in trouble for just wandering outside.

01:28:52.000 My girl got in trouble for walking with him.

01:28:54.000 Right.

01:28:55.000 Yeah.

01:28:56.000 All right.

01:28:56.000 Keep the live chats up and let's take some more calls.

01:28:59.000 Okay.

01:29:00.000 Upcoming trip.

01:29:01.000 803.

01:29:03.000 Yes, 803.

01:29:05.000 Yo, Gab Matty Rhino.

01:29:07.000 Huru.

01:29:10.000 Yeah, I got an upcoming trip.

01:29:12.000 I'm actually coming from South Carolina to New York tomorrow.

01:29:17.000 Got any recommendations?

01:29:20.000 Yes.

01:29:21.000 Each one of you.

01:29:22.000 Got any recommendations?

01:29:23.000 Don't ride the N-train.

01:29:27.000 Right.

01:29:28.000 You know what's a fun little walk to do is to walk around the hipster part of town in Williamsburg.

01:29:34.000 So you get on the L-train, you get off at Bedford, and that whole like two square miles is fun little shops.

01:29:41.000 It's sort of like New York City in the 80s, but without the crackheads and the heroin addicts.

01:29:46.000 And there's a lot of great bars.

01:29:47.000 That's where I used to live before I became Satan.

01:29:51.000 It's the place I created, really.

01:29:54.000 And it's worth checking out.

01:29:55.000 And then you should go to all the major things.

01:29:58.000 Like Times Square.

01:29:59.000 You should get on the, if you have a lot of time, you should do the Circle Line.

01:30:03.000 That's a boat that goes around all of Manhattan.

01:30:05.000 It's like a tourist thing.

01:30:06.000 And you should go down and check out the Statue of Liberty.

01:30:09.000 They do helicopter rides now for like $100 where you can go see the Statue of Liberty.

01:30:13.000 Yeah, I've done that.

01:30:14.000 In Staten Island Ferry, free.

01:30:16.000 Nice trip.

01:30:17.000 That's the other thing.

01:30:17.000 I'll be up there for about a week.

01:30:20.000 Matty, you got any recommendations?

01:30:24.000 Sure.

01:30:24.000 I mean, are you looking to go out at night and hit the bars?

01:30:31.000 I haven't been out socializing in Manhattan in about a year.

01:30:33.000 He gave you a lot of good ones.

01:30:34.000 This isn't a tourism site.

01:30:36.000 I have a good one.

01:30:36.000 Thanks for calling.

01:30:37.000 I have a really good one.

01:30:39.000 Tomorrow, one night only, Nope Yup, opening up for Top Button at Beacon, New York.

01:30:44.000 So a lot of people think New York City is just a city.

01:30:46.000 Now, you go outside the city, you take a train.

01:30:48.000 Don't do that, caller.

01:30:50.000 Beacon, New York is like an hour and a half from fucking New York.

01:30:53.000 It's chill.

01:30:55.000 That's a bad idea.

01:30:56.000 But if you do, thanks for calling.

01:30:57.000 If you do live in that shitty part of upstate, you should definitely check out Ryan's show.

01:31:01.000 Thank you.

01:31:02.000 And I'm going to record it.

01:31:04.000 You should make sure he does highs and lows.

01:31:08.000 You were going to say ups and downs.

01:31:11.000 All right, I like your new sunglasses, man.

01:31:12.000 Like your new sunglasses.

01:31:14.000 I already said thanks for calling to him.

01:31:19.000 We got Eugene.

01:31:21.000 I think that's it.

01:31:22.000 775?

01:31:24.000 Was that guy surreptitiously trying to see if we would hang out with him?

01:31:28.000 I was going to go for that angle.

01:31:29.000 Can we hang out with you when you're up here?

01:31:34.000 Next call, I'll hang with you.

01:31:36.000 775.

01:31:37.000 Hey, what's up?

01:31:38.000 Hey, you guys there?

01:31:39.000 Yeah, what's up?

01:31:41.000 Hey, I do a bunch of safety training and I volunteer at Boys and Girls Club.

01:31:47.000 Anyways, I was doing a TPR class there and they had a pile of books.

01:31:52.000 So one of them was called The Hate You Give.

01:31:55.000 And I looked into it and it was like a New York Times bestseller.

01:31:59.000 But I was like, well, it looks like half the books are fucking here.

01:32:02.000 There's like 300 books stacked on this table for all these kids.

01:32:07.000 And then I went and I just looked up the book, see what it's about.

01:32:12.000 And basically, all this, you know, race dating shit.

01:32:16.000 And the whole book is based on thug life from Tupac Shakur's tattoo.

01:32:22.000 And it stands for the hate you give, the little kids, fuck everybody.

01:32:28.000 And I just was like, so this is what they're peddling not only in schools, but they're peddling it, you know, when you go to your after-school programs.

01:32:38.000 Yeah, my daughter was asked to see the movie of the hate you give.

01:32:42.000 And the general message is there's, you know, all this trouble and all this violence and all this black people doing badly.

01:32:48.000 It's because of you, you racist pig.

01:32:52.000 You made them shitty.

01:32:54.000 You made us.

01:32:54.000 The hate that hate made is the way the rapper Paris describes it, where anything bad you see in the black community is a reaction to horrible white people.

01:33:04.000 Nice.

01:33:06.000 And it was, yeah, there was that book, and then there was another one called Like The Lines You Cross or something.

01:33:11.000 And another book all about, you know, you should feel guilty.

01:33:16.000 You should really take a look at the other side.

01:33:20.000 And it's just like, that's all we ever see.

01:33:22.000 And now you can't even avoid it just in school.

01:33:25.000 Me and my wife were afraid to put our kid in just regular public school.

01:33:29.000 But nowadays, even Boys and Girls Club is pushing this shit.

01:33:33.000 Pretty soon it's not going to be Boys and Girls Club.

01:33:35.000 It's most likely going to be the LGBTQ Club or some shit.

01:33:39.000 I don't know.

01:33:40.000 Diseases.

01:33:40.000 It will just change.

01:33:44.000 Yeah, I just wanted to, based on the books you were recommending on that, on your, I think it was the Monday show and Tuesday, but I was like, yeah, I mean, they're just peddling so much information for these kids instead of like a good book.

01:33:58.000 Like, I went and I already bought that Rats book you were talking about on Amazon.

01:34:03.000 I can't wait to read it.

01:34:04.000 And it's just, it's a deep dive into something different.

01:34:07.000 I'm so sick of the same information all the time, especially when it's just lying.

01:34:14.000 Yeah, you know, the one thing you'll notice about that rats book, there is 0.00% politics.

01:34:21.000 There is not one second of Trump racism.

01:34:25.000 It is 100% rats, the history of rats, the different times we've tried to get rid of them, and how it basically just comes down to food supply.

01:34:34.000 If they don't have anything to eat, they're not around.

01:34:37.000 But we don't seem to be able to, especially in Chinatown.

01:34:40.000 They also don't like vegetables.

01:34:42.000 They like chicken.

01:34:45.000 Meat.

01:34:46.000 They like meat.

01:34:48.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:34:49.000 You know, that superintendent got back to me, and he said I was harassing the teachers because I sent them all the video, the principal, the superintendent of schools, and the two teachers responsible for the list.

01:34:59.000 And so he sent me things saying, please refrain from contacting them.

01:35:02.000 Also, you're violating the terms of conduct for talking to teachers.

01:35:08.000 So I guess because in the video, I'm like, this is shitty and fuck this.

01:35:11.000 That's me saying fuck you to the actual teacher like I was giving her the finger to her face.

01:35:16.000 So that's a violation of some code, whatever the fuck that means.

01:35:20.000 Where is this code enforced by who?

01:35:22.000 Right.

01:35:23.000 Yeah.

01:35:23.000 I don't know.

01:35:24.000 Go fuck yourself.

01:35:24.000 Am I on double secret probation, Dean Warmer?

01:35:27.000 Yeah.

01:35:27.000 Oh, wait, wait, there's a problem.

01:35:30.000 A code of what?

01:35:31.000 From where?

01:35:32.000 You violated a code.

01:35:34.000 Hey, you violated a code.

01:35:35.000 You're trying to fuck my daughter.

01:35:36.000 You're driving on the office where he's like, he's telling the other guy, you know the Rain Wilson character?

01:35:42.000 And he's telling the other guy that he's going to be on double secret probation.

01:35:45.000 He's going to be triple investigated.

01:35:46.000 And then he'll have to file a report.

01:35:48.000 And he just keeps going up and up and up to all these dumb fake punishments.

01:35:52.000 It's a joke.

01:35:53.000 And then he says to me, if you have a problem with this reading list or anything else the school does, you are to fill out this form and to contact Ann blah, blah, blah, the dean of information superintendent of blah, blah, blah.

01:36:06.000 In other words, if you have a problem with this massive bureaucracy that's completely run by unions, then follow the union maze to where we decide what...

01:36:15.000 No, your whole system is the problem, asshole.

01:36:19.000 And me following your rules and going by your unions, what are they going to do?

01:36:23.000 Fire you for that shitty reading list?

01:36:28.000 That's why I didn't come at them aggressively because I know they can't get fired.

01:36:31.000 I came at them going, this is why your reading list sucks.

01:36:36.000 Just in case, on the 1% chance you're curious.

01:36:38.000 Yeah.

01:36:41.000 We didn't have books, so we would have your friend come over, you're like, tell me a book.

01:36:47.000 And your friend started saying, oh, once upon a time, there was a boy, and we're in the woods, right?

01:36:52.000 And there was like a little cave.

01:36:54.000 And we're all sitting there like, whoa, what's going to happen next?

01:36:57.000 So he goes deep in the cave, right?

01:36:59.000 There's a whole civilization there.

01:37:01.000 And like, of ants.

01:37:02.000 And like, yeah, and people.

01:37:04.000 So he befriends them.

01:37:06.000 And they get to talking.

01:37:08.000 Like, what are we going to do?

01:37:09.000 We have a civilization here.

01:37:10.000 How are you going to help us, human man?

01:37:12.000 So anyway, we would tell books.

01:37:14.000 So that's called oral history.

01:37:16.000 Yeah, we would do that.

01:37:18.000 You would do oral with each other?

01:37:19.000 Yeah, if we, yeah, because we're going to have books.

01:37:21.000 Wait, what's fuck?

01:37:23.000 I don't get it.

01:37:24.000 Would the cave be really clean?

01:37:26.000 Like, were you really anal about keeping it clean when everyone was doing oral?

01:37:30.000 Well, the kid in the book, yeah, he actually would be, but he would clean the cave.

01:37:35.000 Okay.

01:37:36.000 So a kid who was really anal would give you guys oral?

01:37:41.000 Well, yeah, well, the one giving us oral made the kid be anal.

01:37:48.000 Okay.

01:37:48.000 Yeah.

01:37:50.000 You seem confused.

01:37:52.000 The lack of oxygen in the cave.

01:37:54.000 Beta!

01:37:55.000 That's not real beta.

01:37:59.000 Let's take a call.

01:38:00.000 Ruda Bega.

01:38:02.000 That's my favorite vegetable.

01:38:03.000 There we go.

01:38:05.000 What's the funniest story you have?

01:38:06.000 I once spoke to him on Camilla Show, and he told me he'd never heard of Montreal, and he yelled that I needed to make up a better name if I want to pretend to be Canadian.

01:38:16.000 What's the funniest Gavin story that we have?

01:38:18.000 That me and Maddie have.

01:38:19.000 Oh, that's like a homework assignment.

01:38:22.000 That's tough.

01:38:23.000 There's too many.

01:38:23.000 The first thing that comes to mind.

01:38:25.000 I have to go through them all.

01:38:26.000 The first thing that comes to mind is those rides when the Uber driver has an accent.

01:38:30.000 Just any of those are very funny and uncomfortable.

01:38:34.000 When I do the accent back to the Uber driver, you seem to really enjoy those.

01:38:38.000 Okay.

01:38:40.000 Let's see.

01:38:40.000 Then we got Didi on the line.

01:38:43.000 Ramon, 954, you're on the line.

01:38:47.000 Go ahead, 954.

01:38:49.000 Go ahead.

01:38:49.000 Yo.

01:38:50.000 Yo.

01:38:51.000 What's going on, fellas?

01:38:53.000 Chilling.

01:38:53.000 What happened?

01:38:54.000 Hey, man, Matty, when you came back, man, you was gone for a couple days.

01:38:58.000 We missed you, man.

01:38:58.000 When you came back, it seems like you came back better, man.

01:39:01.000 You're sharp, man.

01:39:02.000 It's good to have you back.

01:39:03.000 Thank you, man.

01:39:03.000 I appreciate it.

01:39:04.000 Build Matt Better.

01:39:05.000 Hey.

01:39:06.000 Hey, Ryan, Ryan, you up and coming, you know.

01:39:10.000 I hear the talk in the last couple of weeks about Ryan being funny and all that.

01:39:14.000 But Gavin, pound for pound, one of the all-time greats.

01:39:18.000 I couldn't agree more.

01:39:19.000 Gavin, you got to let him.

01:39:22.000 Oh, I'm sorry?

01:39:24.000 I couldn't agree more.

01:39:26.000 Yeah, yeah, it's different.

01:39:28.000 It's not even, you know, y'all can't even be in the same category.

01:39:32.000 Anyway, it was good to hear from Away La Sille.

01:39:35.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:39:37.000 She's so New York.

01:39:38.000 It's crazy, man.

01:39:39.000 But we miss her too, you know, at the same time.

01:39:42.000 Thank you guys because I was excited to be on the phone.

01:39:45.000 I've been on hold for 20 minutes.

01:39:47.000 And after looking at all the people getting shot and all that, you know, kind of change the vibe and all that.

01:39:53.000 But it's cool while the whole earth is burning down to kind of go through it with y'all.

01:39:59.000 One last thing.

01:40:01.000 Yo, you got to throw that he dead on there.

01:40:03.000 When you're doing the Jesse Lee Peterson, like when that dude was getting shot on the floor, you should have just switched to Jesse Lee and been like, he did.

01:40:10.000 You know, that's hilarious.

01:40:11.000 I didn't know you could.

01:40:12.000 Either way, man, thank y'all, man.

01:40:13.000 All right.

01:40:13.000 Thanks.

01:40:14.000 Thank you.

01:40:14.000 Thanks.

01:40:15.000 He's been waiting online for like an hour, actually.

01:40:17.000 Oh, really?

01:40:18.000 So damn.

01:40:18.000 Well, that guy who just called, I have a video of him narrating a basketball game, if you want to hear it.

01:40:26.000 He's a popular baby monster, and he's got a great history with not just this show, but with sports commentary.

01:40:34.000 And if you go to 2.5, you can hear the caller we just had narrating one of the most unique basketball games that anyone's ever seen, really.

01:40:44.000 So you can just pull that up.

01:40:48.000 Hey, the squirrel trying to play basketball.

01:40:50.000 Did that serious, shadow?

01:40:52.000 Did that serious, shawty?

01:40:54.000 Shout out to play ball.

01:40:57.000 Oh, shit.

01:40:58.000 Play ball all damn time.

01:41:00.000 I ain't never, boy.

01:41:02.000 I ain't never.

01:41:03.000 Shout out to want to play ball.

01:41:05.000 Look at Shawty.

01:41:06.000 Shawty want to play ball.

01:41:08.000 Oh, shit.

01:41:09.000 Hell no.

01:41:11.000 Shawty want to play ball.

01:41:13.000 Hell no.

01:41:14.000 That boy air chipmunk.

01:41:17.000 That boy air squirrel.

01:41:20.000 That boy air squirrel.

01:41:24.000 Hey, man.

01:41:24.000 We in the A with it, boy.

01:41:26.000 The real.

01:41:27.000 A. Boy, we real ball player.

01:41:30.000 Everybody, goddamn celebrity.

01:41:31.000 Even squirrel.

01:41:33.000 Stop bouncing it.

01:41:34.000 Let him push it.

01:41:35.000 Yeah.

01:41:36.000 He can't.

01:41:36.000 He doesn't know what he's going to do.

01:41:37.000 He's not going to bounce it.

01:41:38.000 He's not going to steal it.

01:41:40.000 He's going to block it.

01:41:41.000 You're literally flexing to the squirrel.

01:41:43.000 Yeah, you can't steal it.

01:41:45.000 There we go.

01:41:45.000 Those are the good ones.

01:41:46.000 Play ball all damn time.

01:41:49.000 What was the first...

01:41:50.000 My daughter and I were repeating the first line of that all day today.

01:41:55.000 No, but Shadow want to play ball.

01:41:58.000 No, no, the other line.

01:42:00.000 He drags out the word serious.

01:42:03.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:42:04.000 Squirrel trying to ball.

01:42:07.000 Hey, the squirrel trying to play basketball dead ass serious, shadow.

01:42:10.000 Yeah, dead ass the squirrel trying to play basketball.

01:42:13.000 Dead ass serious, shawty.

01:42:17.000 Squirrel trying to play basketball.

01:42:18.000 Dead ass serious, shawty.

01:42:22.000 Damn, he dead ass.

01:42:23.000 He do try to be play ball, though.

01:42:25.000 But to be clear, the narrator is saying, I'm being dead ass serious that the squirrel wants to play basketball.

01:42:32.000 The squirrel's not being dead ass serious.

01:42:33.000 That's just a shoddy that wants to play basketball.

01:42:36.000 I'm glad they made that family friendly, too.

01:42:39.000 Dead ass serious, shoddy.

01:42:40.000 Shoddy.

01:42:43.000 Maybe that should be a drop.

01:42:45.000 It should be.

01:42:46.000 Dead ass serious.

01:42:47.000 Shoddy?

01:42:48.000 Drop.

01:42:50.000 Dear Gav and retarded, short-round eye.

01:42:53.000 No, short-round not?

01:42:55.000 I can't read the word.

01:42:56.000 Coming from a horrible ego place.

01:42:58.000 As a man, is it worth a man's time to marry and have children with a woman who has everything but fails slightly short of his expectations as far as looks go?

01:43:06.000 Found one with drive, a job, nurse practitioner, mother.

01:43:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:10.000 They get ugly when they get older anyway.

01:43:12.000 She's not a supermodel.

01:43:14.000 What do they say?

01:43:14.000 My girl ain't no movie star.

01:43:16.000 She's so shallow.

01:43:17.000 Yeah.

01:43:21.000 Don't be so shallow.

01:43:22.000 Don't be so shallow, shawty.

01:43:24.000 Dead ass, shawty.

01:43:26.000 Don't be so shallow.

01:43:29.000 So we got calls upon calls.

01:43:31.000 No letters?

01:43:32.000 Let's plow through some.

01:43:33.000 Yeah, we could do a letter.

01:43:34.000 Yeah, a letter in there.

01:43:35.000 We can do a letter.

01:43:38.000 Okay.

01:43:39.000 The one with the purple flags.

01:43:40.000 Dead ass, shawty.

01:43:42.000 I purple flagged a lot.

01:43:47.000 Bam.

01:43:49.000 Should we announce your new show, Ryan?

01:43:51.000 Sure.

01:43:53.000 Ryan is going to be doing a show with various celebrities called Celebrity Mailbag.

01:43:58.000 That's right.

01:43:59.000 We'll have Trump in here reading our mail.

01:44:01.000 We'll have Jesse Lee Peterson.

01:44:02.000 We'll have Jordan Peterson.

01:44:03.000 We'll have Arnold Schwarzenegger.

01:44:06.000 Yep.

01:44:06.000 Dead ass C. My problem with the mailbag is it's this incredible monolith of content that I can only take a chip out.

01:44:13.000 It's like the debt, the national debt.

01:44:15.000 I keep just paying off part of the interest as it piles up.

01:44:19.000 So I want to get through that.

01:44:21.000 And what better way than to have a celebrity go through your letters?

01:44:25.000 Celebrity mail.

01:44:26.000 True.

01:44:26.000 Baby mail.

01:44:27.000 Is Donald Downey Jr. coming?

01:44:30.000 Donald Downey Jr. doesn't exist.

01:44:32.000 He sounds slightly different from Reberdean Jr.

01:44:36.000 Actually, somebody brought up a theory about the ice thing too, but it just got canceled out.

01:44:43.000 So they had a theory talking about the Coca-Cola's tasting bad, that it was about fecal matter in the ice.

01:44:48.000 Yeah, that was a great theory.

01:44:51.000 But I've had four different Cokes in three different states, including one out of a can.

01:44:56.000 Coca-Cola is ruined for me.

01:44:58.000 By the way, that's a retarded theory.

01:45:01.000 What, there's poo chunks in my straw?

01:45:05.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, I came across the New York Times article about a female black whiskey blender this morning.

01:45:10.000 Meaning that she blends whiskey, not that she puts it in a blender.

01:45:15.000 Holy shit.

01:45:16.000 Apparently the woman is suing Diego, which is the parent company of the particular whiskey brand she worked for.

01:45:22.000 She alleges all the typical discrimination stuff, but the grievances listed in the article are surprisingly minor.

01:45:29.000 I've linked the article for you guys to check out.

01:45:30.000 My favorite quote from the article is as follows.

01:45:32.000 It was as if they said, fine, she's the first, but they didn't highlight and celebrate her in that role.

01:45:40.000 Perfect.

01:45:42.000 Perfect.

01:45:43.000 So to not celebrate the first black woman in fucking blending whiskey enough is now racism.

01:45:51.000 Dude.

01:45:51.000 See, this is what I don't understand.

01:45:53.000 Why do they always like, they're saying that she's the first black justice, this whatever her name is.

01:46:01.000 Why can't she just be just a justice?

01:46:03.000 That's why she's got to be the first black.

01:46:05.000 That's what us right.

01:46:06.000 She's the first black.

01:46:08.000 And do you really think that she's the first black woman in America that ever made whiskey?

01:46:12.000 Right, yeah.

01:46:12.000 I don't think so.

01:46:13.000 She's not even making it, right?

01:46:15.000 Tucker said, he goes, when I was a kid, if you were black and your name was Kevin, you were just Kevin.

01:46:19.000 Right.

01:46:20.000 It's like, they keep throwing it.

01:46:22.000 They don't want to be known for, but then it's, I'm the first black this.

01:46:24.000 I'm the first black that.

01:46:26.000 And this company, Bullet, which, by the way, makes fantastic bourbon, I think.

01:46:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:46:30.000 That's Bullet.

01:46:31.000 Yeah.

01:46:33.000 She's at Bullet.

01:46:34.000 I guess she made Bullet bourbon?

01:46:36.000 No.

01:46:37.000 She was an award-winning blender at Bullet.

01:46:42.000 She faced discrimination.

01:46:43.000 And now, in this day and age, discrimination is not uplifting and celebrating.

01:46:48.000 So just as she was becoming a public face of the brand, she faced discrimination at the distillery.

01:46:55.000 I think her brother was an award-winning shooter of bullets.

01:46:58.000 I don't know if that's confirmed.

01:46:59.000 Oh, listen, I love bullet vermin.

01:47:02.000 I don't care who makes it.

01:47:03.000 I don't care who they are.

01:47:06.000 You do a rye, too.

01:47:07.000 Isn't there?

01:47:08.000 Yeah, that's a green label one.

01:47:10.000 There's a trend of, remember we watched the Rachel Ray show, and it was the company that these women had were popcorn, just flavoring popcorn.

01:47:20.000 Then the other ones were...

01:47:21.000 No, that was Drew Barrymore's show.

01:47:23.000 We watched it.

01:47:23.000 Drew Barrymore.

01:47:24.000 Look at this one.

01:47:25.000 This is on Shark Tank.

01:47:27.000 She comes out with applesauce.

01:47:31.000 All black businesses are like, take a thing that exists, but it's from me, though.

01:47:36.000 And the epiphany I had was just the power of marketing and the power of packaging sharks.

01:47:40.000 So in other words, it's the same shit.

01:47:43.000 Hey, look, it's anything.

01:47:47.000 Ate vegan flavor.

01:47:48.000 What other kind of...

01:47:48.000 Don't make fun of her or her husband will come out and slap you.

01:47:54.000 It's vegan?

01:47:54.000 Yeah, what type of applesauce isn't vegan?

01:47:56.000 Maybe I'm retarded, but how many units have you sold?

01:48:00.000 That you're an entrepreneur.

01:48:01.000 When Mark Cuban told me that he didn't think that I was...

01:48:04.000 He gives her tough love or whatever, but I was amazed.

01:48:06.000 I was watching this at the gym on the treadmill.

01:48:08.000 I was like, she's going to cake to her feelings?

01:48:11.000 Right.

01:48:11.000 Yeah, what did he do?

01:48:12.000 He didn't uplift her and celebrate her enough?

01:48:14.000 So you can sue for that.

01:48:16.000 That's what I love about real business, too.

01:48:18.000 It's just like, if you're a female black entrepreneur and you make something awesome, you're going to be rich.

01:48:23.000 Right.

01:48:24.000 If you suck, you won't be.

01:48:25.000 You took Mott's applesauce and put cinnamon on it.

01:48:28.000 Okay.

01:48:29.000 I don't even know if she did that.

01:48:30.000 I think she just repackaged it.

01:48:31.000 She said it was about the packaging and the branding.

01:48:34.000 Because that's her strengths.

01:48:36.000 And then the ice cream makers, the vegan ice cream, it's just like...

01:48:40.000 Well, vegan ice cream's got to be disgusting because there's no milk in it.

01:48:43.000 Right.

01:48:44.000 Coconut milk.

01:48:46.000 Ew.

01:48:46.000 We have Charlie on the line 864.

01:48:48.000 What's up, Charlie?

01:48:49.000 What's going on, Charlie?

01:48:51.000 Is this anything?

01:48:53.000 Is this anything?

01:48:55.000 Ah!

01:48:57.000 Paul, my son, wife.

01:48:59.000 Yeah, bro, with excellence.

01:49:02.000 Action awesome.

01:49:05.000 Action, though, I was wondering, how did you pick Abbeyville for the spot for Americolan $0 a day?

01:49:12.000 Because I'm actually from that area.

01:49:15.000 Abbeyville, what was that?

01:49:16.000 Abbeville, South Carolina?

01:49:17.000 South Carolina, yeah.

01:49:19.000 And what was the question?

01:49:21.000 How did you pick that place?

01:49:23.000 I mean, it's kind of in the middle of nowhere.

01:49:25.000 I'm from that area.

01:49:26.000 Oh, really?

01:49:27.000 I love that town.

01:49:27.000 I love those people.

01:49:29.000 Fantastic town.

01:49:31.000 Julia Roberts shot all over them when she was shooting a movie down there.

01:49:36.000 I don't know how the fuck we ended up there.

01:49:39.000 But yeah, it was a perfect little town.

01:49:42.000 Of course, they were very wary when we first showed up there.

01:49:45.000 A bunch of New Yorkers are here.

01:49:47.000 They want to shoot a reality show.

01:49:50.000 But as soon as they saw, as soon as I got to meet everyone and they saw me party.

01:49:54.000 One thing I will say that was kind of weird about that town, I went out drinking with some of the locals.

01:49:59.000 And of course, at like 1, 2 a.m., I'm fucking beat, right?

01:50:03.000 We've been filming all day.

01:50:04.000 I look around the bar and I see this.

01:50:09.000 A little help from Bobby P. I think everyone was talking to old Bobby P at that bar.

01:50:15.000 I think meth at that bar was Coke in New York.

01:50:19.000 Damn.

01:50:21.000 It's a pretty bad epidemic in the regional southeast.

01:50:26.000 Dude, I'm not talking about fucking tweakers with no teeth and facial tattoos.

01:50:31.000 I'm talking about like me and Maddie and Ryan, like regular people.

01:50:35.000 It's more common than you think.

01:50:37.000 Oh, I love it.

01:50:39.000 I used to go work at a factory, and during the lunch break, the guys would go out and, you know, they'd do some little something to get them through the rest of the day.

01:50:49.000 And the next day, and the day afterwards.

01:50:51.000 A little something to get them through the next five days.

01:50:56.000 Do a month of work in five days.

01:50:58.000 But yeah, fantastic people.

01:51:00.000 Just fucking high quality.

01:51:02.000 You know what else is weird about that town?

01:51:04.000 On Fridays, it's a fucking ghost town because everyone's at the high school football.

01:51:09.000 Football game, yeah.

01:51:10.000 We used to play them.

01:51:12.000 And the mayor, no one looks at the mayor.

01:51:14.000 He's just a moron, like he's a silly little Mr. Magoo like Joe Biden.

01:51:18.000 No one gives him any credit or takes him seriously.

01:51:22.000 He has no authority.

01:51:23.000 He's a whole lot of the fucking mayor is.

01:51:24.000 I'm from a town about the same size.

01:51:26.000 I've lived there for up to 21 years before I left.

01:51:31.000 I forget his name.

01:51:32.000 The locals told me he can't spell the word sandwich.

01:51:35.000 But anyway.

01:51:36.000 Well, I mean, that's just everybody in South Carolina.

01:51:39.000 The high school football coach, on the other hand, was a fucking god.

01:51:44.000 Like, didn't pay for food anywhere he went.

01:51:47.000 Didn't pay for drinks anywhere he went.

01:51:49.000 People would almost bow to him.

01:51:51.000 He was the fucking Elvis of the town.

01:51:56.000 Yeah, we had a famous football coach from my town, and when he died, they drove his hearse onto the football field.

01:52:01.000 And you're not wrong, he was a god there.

01:52:04.000 Last ride, of course.

01:52:06.000 It's a regional thing.

01:52:07.000 I don't know why.

01:52:08.000 I don't know why it's so big in Texas area, but.

01:52:12.000 Didn't they make a documentary or movie about that?

01:52:14.000 They got the community together.

01:52:15.000 Under the Friday Night Lights or something?

01:52:17.000 Yeah, Friday Night Lights.

01:52:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:52:19.000 All right.

01:52:19.000 Thanks for calling, dude.

01:52:20.000 Say hi to Abbeville for you.

01:52:22.000 Did you say he was the Elmo of the town?

01:52:26.000 I didn't mean to say Elmo.

01:52:28.000 I think I said Elvis.

01:52:30.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:52:34.000 What's with your mouth?

01:52:37.000 Oh, my God.

01:52:38.000 Why are there teeth in your chin?

01:52:39.000 Yeah.

01:52:40.000 Elmo doesn't know how to have a mouse.

01:52:44.000 It looks, Elmo, like someone punched you in the chin so hard that your teeth came through right about here.

01:52:52.000 You have a hole in the bottom of your face.

01:52:55.000 Yeah, ouch.

01:52:58.000 May want to work on that, Elmo.

01:53:01.000 I don't think anyone could handle Elmo reading the mail for like 40 minutes.

01:53:04.000 That'd be tough.

01:53:06.000 That'd be tough.

01:53:07.000 For all parties.

01:53:09.000 Anonymous.

01:53:11.000 My name is Pat Pax, so I guess that's not so anonymous after all.

01:53:17.000 Hiri.

01:53:20.000 All right, well, I wanted to talk about Sam Hyde.

01:53:22.000 I don't know if there's an update with that, if you are interested in getting him on your network or anything.

01:53:29.000 I wonder how much money he makes on the gum road, but I know, you know, Joshua Cash talks to him, and he's on gum road, too.

01:53:38.000 I can't wait to see you.

01:53:38.000 Are you trying to make me crazy?

01:53:42.000 Sir, we would have Sam Hyde on.

01:53:44.000 I would quit if Sam Hyde.

01:53:45.000 Can I also get the Rolling Stones to play my daughter's birthday party?

01:53:49.000 Hey, man, I'm just wondering.

01:53:51.000 I don't know this.

01:53:52.000 You think I'm in show biz?

01:53:53.000 I don't know how much shit costs.

01:53:54.000 I'm 25 million.

01:53:55.000 It's out of cost thing.

01:53:56.000 It's like he's got an entire enterprise over there.

01:53:58.000 Yeah, he might come over here for $3 million a year.

01:54:03.000 Like all of these dudes that you've heard of, they all make a quarter million a year on their various endeavors.

01:54:11.000 And I'm not about to shell that out for anyone.

01:54:13.000 So yes, it has occurred to us that a guy who's exactly like me, but younger and funner would be good for you.

01:54:22.000 Should I also check out the Crazy Hot Index?

01:54:26.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:54:28.000 You know, there are some updates on...

01:54:29.000 I should get Joe Rogan to do a show here.

01:54:31.000 That's the guy who did a show with you the other day, right?

01:54:34.000 No, that was Alex Stein.

01:54:35.000 Oh, Alex Stein, yeah.

01:54:36.000 He's a real beauty.

01:54:38.000 He actually is.

01:54:39.000 Usually Trump says that facetious.

01:54:40.000 He's probably going to get the 45th over here, too.

01:54:43.000 And Donald.

01:54:44.000 Sam Hyde is a legend.

01:54:47.000 Allegedly.

01:54:48.000 He would come here if someone dropped a nuclear bomb on all of New Hampshire or wherever the fuck is.

01:54:55.000 Rhode Island.

01:54:56.000 And then he was forced to gunpoint to come here every day.

01:54:59.000 There are updates about Sam Hyde that I thought he was going to fill us in with.

01:55:02.000 And I think I'm like one of the, I know people that love Sam Hyde, and I'm more on top of his latest things than they are.

01:55:08.000 What's the latest thing?

01:55:09.000 He wants to fight Hassan Piker?

01:55:11.000 That's the old thing.

01:55:14.000 Now he's been signed, check this out, to a fighting promotion.

01:55:24.000 Oh, with Gilbert Gottfried?

01:55:25.000 With Gilbert Godfrey.

01:55:27.000 I got signed to a promotion.

01:55:30.000 That's your Gilbert Godfrey?

01:55:32.000 I was signed to a promotion.

01:55:35.000 That's a little better.

01:55:36.000 It's, yeah.

01:55:38.000 Where's this guy, Sam?

01:55:39.000 Sam Hyde?

01:55:40.000 I don't know who he is by name.

01:55:41.000 I think you'd recognize, like, if we pulled up a clip.

01:55:44.000 But yeah, he just got signed by Happy Punch, and they do a bunch of promotions.

01:55:48.000 And I think I saw Jake Paul on one of these posters, too.

01:55:52.000 He's also got a crypto thing coming out.

01:55:56.000 A crypto.

01:55:57.000 Yeah, look, they fucking do fights with Logan Paul and shit.

01:56:01.000 So he's officially signed to Happy Punch.

01:56:04.000 Huh.

01:56:04.000 Pretty big deal.

01:56:06.000 I wonder who's going to fight.

01:56:08.000 Yeah.

01:56:08.000 You know who I'd like to see him fight?

01:56:11.000 Who?

01:56:11.000 Anybody.

01:56:12.000 Yeah, that would be cool.

01:56:14.000 I mean, I assume it's going to be someone that's on their side, but like, anybody.

01:56:19.000 Also, Harley Mornstein, remember the epic mealtime guy?

01:56:22.000 He's from Canada?

01:56:24.000 He's very liberal, but he's fighting a guy at this Creator Clash thing that iDubb set up, which is a quinky dink that he's setting up a boxing match after having boxed Sam.

01:56:34.000 It's almost like Sam put this fire under his ass to do that.

01:56:38.000 Justin Trudeau boxed someone?

01:56:40.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:56:41.000 I think he did okay, unfortunately.

01:56:43.000 Justin Trudeau.

01:56:44.000 Well, he doesn't.

01:56:45.000 With his stupid Indian tattoo?

01:56:47.000 It's like Northwest.

01:56:49.000 He's from Montreal.

01:56:50.000 If you're going to get an Indian tattoo, at least get like an East Coast tattoo.

01:56:54.000 What do you think?

01:56:54.000 Yeah, the Mi'kmaq?

01:56:56.000 Yeah, he's got fucking...

01:56:57.000 First Nations people?

01:56:59.000 Get like the Mohawks, or something.

01:57:01.000 He outclassed.

01:57:02.000 Yeah, I think the big one up there was the Mi'kmaq.

01:57:04.000 So let's see the fight.

01:57:07.000 Let's watch Trudeau fight.

01:57:08.000 Let's see how he outclassed this person.

01:57:13.000 The great thing about Justin Trudeau as a boxer is you can punch him in the head a million times.

01:57:18.000 It doesn't do anything.

01:57:20.000 He's pre-punched drunk.

01:57:21.000 There's nothing to hurt.

01:57:25.000 This is Loden just fine.

01:57:27.000 Who's Patrick Brazo?

01:57:29.000 Trudeau Brazo.

01:57:35.000 He's a senator that represents a part of Quebec.

01:57:39.000 Oh, did he go in headgear?

01:57:40.000 Is that respected?

01:57:44.000 Yes, of course.

01:57:44.000 But in actual match, like I know sparring is...

01:57:47.000 Well, this kind of looks like Golden Gloves because they're wearing two opposite colors.

01:57:51.000 Oh, okay.

01:57:52.000 So it's kind of organizational thing.

01:57:55.000 Canadian senator from Quebec.

01:58:05.000 They already look pretty tired.

01:58:08.000 No, this is much worse than I remembered.

01:58:11.000 Look at his rods.

01:58:14.000 The way he moves is real gay, dude.

01:58:16.000 He's already in the clinch.

01:58:17.000 That's interesting.

01:58:20.000 They're both exhausted already.

01:58:22.000 Adrenaline dump.

01:58:27.000 A jab and a jab.

01:58:29.000 Oh my god, this is so much worse than I remembered.

01:58:32.000 Maybe I hadn't watched a lot of boxing when I first watched this.

01:58:36.000 Oh, that could be it, right?

01:58:37.000 Or you haven't trained a lot of boxing.

01:58:39.000 Yeah, look at these punches.

01:58:43.000 Exhausted already.

01:58:45.000 He's got his mouth wide open.

01:58:46.000 The guy in the blue.

01:58:47.000 Yeah, he's trying to get air in.

01:58:49.000 Yeah, he's gasping already.

01:58:53.000 Oh my god, this is bad.

01:58:55.000 Do they, let's say you got a stuffy nose, do they put any like...

01:58:59.000 You could have a mouthpiece that has holes in it so you can breathe through your hands.

01:59:04.000 It's not a lot.

01:59:06.000 Yeah, I mean, that's a big part of boxing is figuring out how to breathe with your mouthpiece on.

01:59:11.000 And conditioning.

01:59:12.000 So Harley from, this is a pretty big move.

01:59:15.000 So Harley, he's got millions of subs on YouTube.

01:59:19.000 He went to Sam Hyde's compound and went through a very unconventional training regimen.

01:59:25.000 I don't know if he left already, but...

01:59:27.000 Who's Harley?

01:59:28.000 Harley Mornstein's from Epic Mealtime.

01:59:30.000 He's like, we're going to put bacon and Jack Daniels, and he makes those big, crazy meals.

01:59:34.000 Okay.

01:59:35.000 Remember that?

01:59:35.000 No.

01:59:36.000 What?

01:59:37.000 It was one of the most popular horse things ever.

01:59:39.000 Yeah, they did big meals and shit on YouTube.

01:59:42.000 So they collabed.

01:59:43.000 And he's a very big liberal, too.

01:59:45.000 Like, he's like painfully liberal, but he respects Sam enough to go there and get trained by him.

01:59:51.000 So that's the latest.

01:59:52.000 And Sam Hyde.

01:59:54.000 Oh, so Sam is training Harley.

01:59:56.000 Yeah.

01:59:57.000 And he says what he told him was, what I'm going to teach you to do won't look good.

02:00:02.000 It'll be unlike anything anybody's ever seen, but you're going to destroy him.

02:00:07.000 Like he's going to be vaporized.

02:00:09.000 And can't wait to see that.

02:00:11.000 He's not allowed to go to the thing, though, which is a fucking bummer.

02:00:13.000 I don't know.

02:00:15.000 What do you mean he's not allowed to go to the thing?

02:00:16.000 He's not allowed to go.

02:00:17.000 Like, he should be in Harley's corner, right?

02:00:19.000 For this thing?

02:00:20.000 Sure.

02:00:21.000 Apparently, that's not going to be happening.

02:00:23.000 Such a pain in the ass.

02:00:25.000 But that doesn't make sense.

02:00:27.000 Why is he not allowed in the thing?

02:00:29.000 Because his politics are probably a little toxic or something, or he said the N-word too.

02:00:33.000 Well, then that's not a fair fight.

02:00:34.000 If the other guy has a coach who's been training and saying, remember that thing we did?

02:00:39.000 And you got to slip more.

02:00:41.000 And what's with your jab?

02:00:42.000 Bring your jab back.

02:00:43.000 You always do this.

02:00:45.000 You sleep on your jab and you keep waiting for these super right crosses that aren't going to come.

02:00:49.000 Just keep doing the jab like we talked about.

02:00:52.000 If one guy gets that, and then there's a stranger in the other corner going, I don't know.

02:00:57.000 You seem to be really getting the shit kicked out of here.

02:01:00.000 Try to block more.

02:01:01.000 Do you want me to sign?

02:01:02.000 I would just block more.

02:01:04.000 It doesn't look good for you out there.

02:01:06.000 All right, let's do one more call and get out of here.

02:01:08.000 Yes, sir.

02:01:09.000 All right.

02:01:10.000 Go visit Foster Brooks.

02:01:12.000 612, young alone.

02:01:16.000 Hello.

02:01:17.000 What's going on?

02:01:19.000 Oh, not much.

02:01:21.000 What are you fagged up to?

02:01:22.000 Just fagging.

02:01:23.000 We're doing a show on sensor.tv called Get Off My Lawn Live.

02:01:26.000 We're talking to some guy in the house.

02:01:27.000 Oh.

02:01:28.000 Really?

02:01:29.000 Yeah.

02:01:30.000 That's great.

02:01:32.000 So I was calling.

02:01:35.000 I watched the Alex Stein interview, which, by the way, was great.

02:01:39.000 And you mentioned U.S. Bank kind of fucked you over.

02:01:44.000 And I was wondering kind of if you had more details on what you did or what they did to you.

02:01:49.000 They canceled our account.

02:01:51.000 And then they canceled our web designer.

02:01:56.000 They found out that he works here and they canceled his personal account.

02:02:02.000 Really?

02:02:02.000 Yeah.

02:02:03.000 Why?

02:02:03.000 Are you familiar with U.S. Bank?

02:02:06.000 Yeah, I work for them.

02:02:07.000 Oh.

02:02:08.000 Can you put in a good word?

02:02:10.000 Can you try to get us back in there?

02:02:12.000 And it was weird because we knew the guys, like the you kind of guys, right?

02:02:17.000 The normal guys that talk to people.

02:02:18.000 And they'd be like, what?

02:02:19.000 This doesn't make sense.

02:02:20.000 Don't worry about it.

02:02:21.000 We'll fix this right away, sir.

02:02:23.000 And then we just hear silence on the other line.

02:02:25.000 And then we hear, no.

02:02:29.000 Someone will contact you, sir.

02:02:32.000 Yeah, I mean, that's exactly how I feel.

02:02:33.000 Like that kind of stuff doesn't seem like this, we don't seem like a woke organization, you know.

02:02:41.000 Like, I understand if you suspect that you're being used to filter drug money or they're selling weapons to the Congo.

02:02:52.000 But this is a site, what, that is loosely linked to Proud Boys because the guy who runs it started the club, and so they can't process your money?

02:03:03.000 Yeah.

02:03:03.000 I mean, there's like federal terrorist financing and shit like that, but it seems to me like this is a stretch.

02:03:13.000 Yeah, it's fucked up.

02:03:15.000 You should tell your bosses that they suck.

02:03:17.000 Send a memo up.

02:03:19.000 Yeah, I'll let you know how that goes.

02:03:23.000 All right.

02:03:23.000 Thanks for calling.

02:03:24.000 All right, folks.

02:03:26.000 That's the end of the show.

02:03:27.000 There's nothing anyone can do anymore.

02:03:28.000 We are a communist country, and that's the way it is.

02:03:30.000 I think that's someone relating to my little rant there.

02:03:33.000 There are a few options to take down a communist regime, and Sally, I don't really think there are enough people out there that want to do anything.

02:03:38.000 Not enough helicopters.

02:03:39.000 Dr. Vanderlinden.

02:03:40.000 Maybe.

02:03:41.000 Yeah.

02:03:42.000 Maybe.

02:03:42.000 Or maybe in 2020.

02:03:44.000 Maybe we'll slaughter the left in the midterms, and that will be the harbinger of the next election where we will subsequently and summarily destroy Joe Biden and Kamala and get a Trump or a DeSantis in there to save this country from the brink of destruction.

02:04:02.000 I'm very optimistic about all of this stuff because we have the truth on our side.

02:04:08.000 We have reality on our side.

02:04:11.000 When I tell you to put your phone away and go talk to a real girl in real life, you go try that and it's fucking awesome.

02:04:18.000 And you call me back and go, wow, Gav, you're right.

02:04:21.000 That was great.

02:04:22.000 When Zuckerberg tells you, get into the metaverse and you sit there playing fucking beer pong with some aliens for six hours, you don't get the reward because he's selling you garbage.

02:04:34.000 I'm selling you reality and truth.

02:04:37.000 So yes, we have ebbs and flows.

02:04:39.000 We have ups and downs.

02:04:40.000 We're definitely in a down right now, five.

02:04:42.000 Highs and lows.

02:04:42.000 But the good news is that what we have to offer is reality, family, love, truth, honesty, self-improvement, pride.

02:04:54.000 Those things can get hidden with communist propaganda, but eventually they rear their gorgeous heads because they are what God wants us to be.

02:05:06.000 So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 15, 2022

GOML LIVE #144 - BAD COP

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