Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 15, 2022


GOML LIVE #144 - BAD COP (Part 1)

Topics
custom suits island boys
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Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Matty O'Dell Don Jr. Ryan Katsu Rivera Johnny Apple CBD My Pet Biden John Sullivan Proud Boys Jarvis Trump Randy Ireland Ian McKay Joe Biggs Sylvia Tucson Mommy Steve Cameo Klan Renee Zellweger Robert Downey Jr. and 37 more
GOML LIVE #143 - THE DATING SHOW S4E104 - COOL IS A MYTH

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Al Jorgensen and Ian McInnes of Minor Threat are back in the house, and they are joined by Matty O'Dell to talk about the new album "We Are Antifa" by Fugazi. Also, Gavin and Matty talk about what it's like to be a grown man in a suit that goes all the way down to his knuckles, and what it means when you only wear a suit once a year for weddings and funerals. And, of course, Gavin talks about the Klan. Get Off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. New Song / Artist influenced by Minor Threat: "I'm An Anarchy" by Al Jorgenen and Ian McKeeden Join our FB group: and Subscribe to our new YouTube channel: . Get off my lawn! Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and other podcasting platforms! Subscribe, Like, and Share on whatever platform you're listening to this podcast. Thank you for listening and share the podcast with your friends and family! Love ya, Gavin xoxo, Matty & Gav Cheers, Caitie, - The Crew at . . . Gav and Gav & Gave Me a shoutout! GAVY - Gav is a good friend of mine and I hope you enjoy this episode! - Caitie and Gave me some love, Gave a review on Insta- Gave her a shout-out on her insta story about this episode. - @ . Gave it a shout out on insta - Cheers! - Gave them a review! - & I love you a review - - PODCAST - and I appreciate you all of your support, Gav gives me a review too! - & I'm looking out for you guys on my insta- and I'm grateful for all the love and support on this one too! Gave you all a chance to send in your thoughts on the podcast. Gave this one and I'll send it out on my Insta story on .Gave it out to Gav's Insta Story about it on , and I can't wait for you to review it on the next one on the way back and I love it back! , Gave ya some love back! - Thank you so much!

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:44.000 Bye bye!
00:00:47.000 Home to Mommy!
00:00:50.000 This is Al Jorgensen of Ministry and Ian McKay of Minor Threat.
00:00:56.000 We'll wait till the good part comes.
00:01:04.000 Oh, now we've got to wait for the whole other part to come.
00:01:12.000 This is back before Al Jorgensen became an embarrassing parody of himself.
00:01:17.000 Look at the new setup with Matty.
00:01:18.000 Welcome back.
00:01:19.000 Hey, what's up there everybody?
00:01:20.000 Matty O'Dell is back, folks.
00:01:22.000 Good to be in the house?
00:01:22.000 I don't know why we didn't have that angle before.
00:01:26.000 It's much more appealing.
00:01:32.000 You excited?
00:01:32.000 I'm excited.
00:01:33.000 Gotta check it.
00:01:35.000 The cool part's coming.
00:01:42.000 Have faith.
00:01:55.000 Great jam.
00:01:59.000 And then Al Jorgensen, Ian McKay's aged well.
00:02:04.000 You know, he did Fugazi, that was his sort of second act, like Pill was John Lydon's second act. 0.91
00:02:10.000 But then Al Jorgensen became this fucking cringe industrial dude who did We Are Antifa. 0.94
00:02:20.000 Where he's bald as a cue ball but his dreads start like, his hairline starts here. 0.97
00:02:25.000 So he's got a bandana on and then he's got a bunch of embarrassing facial piercings and facial tattoos.
00:02:31.000 I think even Antifa said, uh, you're bad for the brand, Al.
00:02:36.000 You're embarrassing us.
00:02:37.000 Do you have that song?
00:02:38.000 Do you remember that?
00:02:40.000 Oh, God, it's so embarrassing.
00:02:42.000 I was really happy when it came out because it was so bad for them.
00:02:47.000 It was like that Proud Boys song those two guys did when the club first started.
00:02:51.000 They were like, Uhuru, Uhuru, Uhuru, we're a Proud Boy.
00:02:55.000 It was that embarrassing.
00:02:57.000 Look at this thing.
00:03:00.000 Ooh.
00:03:02.000 Oh, I guess his symbol is AA because it's Anarchy and Al.
00:03:06.000 Hi, I'm Anarchy Al.
00:03:13.000 I wonder what Antifa thinks of this. 0.90
00:03:18.000 I wonder if there's any cool Antifa dudes who are not retarded rich kids who think the world's racist. 1.00
00:03:27.000 There's got to be one or two, right? 0.89
00:03:29.000 Here, jump to the middle. 0.72
00:03:30.000 I want to see Al.
00:03:42.000 Come on, Al.
00:03:42.000 I guess if you're listening to the audio version of this... Oh, maybe he was smart enough to know to keep his weird face out of this.
00:03:51.000 There he is.
00:03:51.000 The Klan.
00:04:00.000 The Klan is coming for you.
00:04:06.000 You-hoo-roo. 1.00
00:04:07.000 You-you-you-hoo-roo. 1.00
00:04:16.000 You have hurt me today.
00:04:17.000 I still don't know if that's a joke or not.
00:04:18.000 Oh, I think it's a joke.
00:04:21.000 What percentage?
00:04:22.000 I'm like 56% sure.
00:04:24.000 What percentage of it is a joke?
00:04:25.000 Are we supposed to read beard vet today?
00:04:29.000 Are we supposed to reared bead vet? 1.00
00:04:32.000 Vince didn't send us the shit. 1.00
00:04:34.000 That's stupid. 1.00
00:04:35.000 He sent me the thing. 1.00
00:04:36.000 Retarded sales dude that we have. 0.98
00:04:39.000 Yeah, that guy.
00:04:40.000 You know the thing.
00:04:41.000 I'm not a president.
00:05:00.000 Your own custom tailors made in Hong Kong by Indians who are like third generation and the craft of being a tailor is dying. 1.00
00:05:10.000 It's not really around much in America.
00:05:12.000 If you find someone like here in New York, you're gonna spend five grand.
00:05:17.000 These guys will...
00:05:19.000 Barf out a suit for you for 800 bucks, 900 bucks.
00:05:23.000 It's for cheap rich guys.
00:05:25.000 It was introduced to me by a cheap rich guy and they travel around the world meeting you in hotels.
00:05:31.000 They measure you up.
00:05:32.000 You check the swaths.
00:05:33.000 It's really fun.
00:05:34.000 It's the male equivalent of a spa. 0.82
00:05:37.000 And you choose a bunch of shirts.
00:05:38.000 You could go super cheap.
00:05:40.000 You could go $50 shirts, $700 suit.
00:05:43.000 And now, say you're a plumber, and you only wear a suit once a year for weddings and funerals.
00:05:48.000 Bang.
00:05:49.000 You have a perfect suit.
00:05:50.000 There's nothing more embarrassing than a grown man with a suit where it goes down to his knuckles.
00:05:56.000 The sleeves go down to his knuckles.
00:05:58.000 And then the shirt's too small, so he has to undo the top button. 1.00
00:06:01.000 And you just look like a sad dork who doesn't have his shit together. 1.00
00:06:05.000 You need one suit that fits. 1.00
00:06:07.000 And Nina fashions is that suit now once you get used to it once they have all your shit, too You can just call them up and be like hey throw another shirt in but make it pink Whatever you want monogrammed initials choose the lining Custom suits are something that only the very rich were privy to in the past now You've got them
00:06:28.000 So what I recommend you do is you go to their Instagram account, DM them there.
00:06:34.000 I mean, there's a million ways to get a hold of them, of course.
00:06:35.000 You can use their website, Facebook, whatever you want.
00:06:37.000 But this seems to be the most popular with our subscribers.
00:06:41.000 Go there, DM them.
00:06:43.000 They'll set up a meeting, a Zoom meeting. 0.81
00:06:45.000 Your girlfriend measures you with a little measuring tape. 1.00
00:06:49.000 And they have everything now.
00:06:52.000 Your ankles, your neck, your waist, your belly, your inseam.
00:06:57.000 And then you go and you get a suit back, and it's the most fantastic fitting thing I've ever worn.
00:07:04.000 I wear suits pretty much every time you see me on the show, except for Thursday nights.
00:07:09.000 And when I'm wearing suits, they're Nita Fashions.
00:07:12.000 And they say Gavin McInnes on the inside.
00:07:14.000 Isn't that cool?
00:07:16.000 Isn't that awesome?
00:07:17.000 Have they been posting regularly?
00:07:18.000 I think the last one was a little bit ago.
00:07:22.000 Look at those gorgeous gentlemen.
00:07:27.000 Breathtaking. 0.63
00:07:29.000 I'm gay when I see these pictures. 0.92
00:07:31.000 So yeah, when you contact me into fashions, of course, make sure to say that, uh, get off my lawn. 0.88
00:07:36.000 Gavin sent you and you'll get a discount.
00:07:38.000 I mean, it's, it's, it's not as simple as 15%.
00:07:42.000 They'll just throw you a bone, but it's a cool, fun thing to do.
00:07:46.000 And there's nothing like having at least one suit.
00:07:48.000 I always thought that my boys would take my suits after I died.
00:07:52.000 They're just going to throw them in the garbage. 1.00
00:07:54.000 Enjoy your shit while you have it. 1.00
00:07:56.000 Enjoy your custom suit. 1.00
00:07:57.000 That's the owner's son.
00:07:59.000 He's taking on the family business.
00:08:02.000 You know when they came back from their last time in New York, they had to stay in a hotel room for three weeks on their dime.
00:08:11.000 And they could only eat room service.
00:08:15.000 They couldn't leave. 0.99
00:08:17.000 So the room service would drop their food at their door and then they would open it and close the fucking door. 1.00
00:08:20.000 That's crazy. 1.00
00:08:21.000 That's insane.
00:08:22.000 Insane. 0.76
00:08:23.000 Hong Kong is very Chinese. 0.93
00:08:25.000 They say it's not China.
00:08:27.000 It's China. 0.90
00:08:29.000 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:08:29.000 It's fucking China. 1.00
00:08:30.000 What are you doing over there? 1.00
00:08:34.000 Okay.
00:08:34.000 Why would I be unfocused?
00:08:39.000 And why am I darker than Matty? 1.00
00:08:43.000 He's a white nigga. 1.00
00:08:46.000 I'm a brother. 1.00
00:08:48.000 I'm Polynesian.
00:08:51.000 My wife's American Indian, I should be darker than him. 1.00
00:08:55.000 I was at the gym once, this is another gym, a gym in Manhattan.
00:08:59.000 It was Church Street Boxing Gym.
00:09:02.000 And this one guy was like, yo, yo, I'm Puerto Rican, this girl, they love that island flavor, man.
00:09:10.000 There's two black guys.
00:09:11.000 The ladies love that island flavor. 1.00
00:09:14.000 He's like, yeah, my wife, no, my sister, she just married a Dominican.
00:09:18.000 We got that in our family too now, man.
00:09:22.000 Island Boys.
00:09:23.000 Do you think that a big, your family's a big bowl of water and when someone puts two drops in it anywhere everyone becomes Dominican? 1.00
00:09:32.000 Yeah?
00:09:34.000 No.
00:09:35.000 Doesn't work that way?
00:09:36.000 No.
00:09:37.000 Is that a big melting pot?
00:09:38.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:09:40.000 You don't suddenly turn brown when your sister marries a fucking Dominican. 1.00
00:09:45.000 Speaking of the island boys, I'm glad you brought that up. 1.00
00:09:47.000 There's a new island boy.
00:09:49.000 One for.
00:09:50.000 There's two new island boys.
00:09:51.000 And I gotta be frank. 1.00
00:09:53.000 They suck. 1.00
00:09:56.000 It's very simple. 0.99
00:09:57.000 If you want to be an island boy, your dreads have to be as thick as cigars and they have to stick up like a birthday cake that just got fired.
00:10:07.000 Yeah.
00:10:08.000 And when you're talking, it's very simple.
00:10:11.000 There's no real variations on the theme.
00:10:13.000 I'm an island boy.
00:10:15.000 I got the Budweiser.
00:10:17.000 I'm doing a vidcast show.
00:10:19.000 It's like a TV show.
00:10:21.000 We're on the sensitive TV because I'm an island.
00:10:25.000 Bring it back to island boy.
00:10:27.000 That's it.
00:10:30.000 That's all you got to do. 1.00
00:10:33.000 But the Mexican and the Black are ruining it. 1.00
00:10:35.000 I don't know what race the original Island Boys are. 0.99
00:10:39.000 Or class, or anything really.
00:10:43.000 Like, they have about a thousand dollars worth of torso tattoos.
00:10:47.000 Their entire backs and chests and arms.
00:10:50.000 Well, way more than that.
00:10:52.000 They got their legs and their... No, I was just saying that's the... Oh, more than a thousand bucks.
00:10:56.000 Way, way a lot more money than that.
00:10:58.000 That's like people who work at tattoo studios look like that.
00:11:01.000 I wonder how they... When you go for like big sessions, you're paying at least 150 bucks an hour?
00:11:05.000 Yeah.
00:11:07.000 You're right.
00:11:08.000 And that's like 30 hours on a back, 30 hours on the front.
00:11:11.000 You got some time sitting there.
00:11:12.000 You have that, yeah.
00:11:14.000 They definitely did a bunch of painkillers.
00:11:17.000 What's this?
00:11:18.000 Apparently Cuban.
00:11:19.000 Cuban, yeah, that makes sense.
00:11:21.000 Brought it from Cuba.
00:11:23.000 So that's an island.
00:11:25.000 They are island boys.
00:11:26.000 Anyway, check out their new, their new staff.
00:11:31.000 Look, we all island boys and we just trying to make it.
00:11:35.000 All we some island boys.
00:11:37.000 We just so trying to make it.
00:11:39.000 I put my teflon, yeah.
00:11:40.000 With my old bed stone, yeah.
00:11:42.000 We all some island boys.
00:11:44.000 We all just trying to make it.
00:11:46.000 We trying to eat milkshakes.
00:11:48.000 We trying to be out chilling.
00:11:49.000 We live that island boy lifestyle.
00:11:51.000 That's why we go all back.
00:11:53.000 We still go slip and slide, yeah.
00:11:55.000 We just some island boys and we just trying to make it.
00:11:59.000 Immediately bad.
00:12:00.000 Boop, dong, gong.
00:12:01.000 Yeah, where's the gong show?
00:12:02.000 Where's Richard Barron?
00:12:03.000 BONG! 1.00
00:12:04.000 No, no, no.
00:12:05.000 You're out of here, kid.
00:12:07.000 Island Boys!
00:12:08.000 And the second guy, he does two different ones.
00:12:11.000 He does Island Boys, a do-do-do-do-do.
00:12:14.000 But he also goes, Island Boys, we got the doodlad to do.
00:12:18.000 So, you can do either of those.
00:12:21.000 But you gotta get the basic spine of Island Boy.
00:12:25.000 I think I'd take it back.
00:12:26.000 I think he's got his own thing.
00:12:29.000 The second guy?
00:12:30.000 The new guy.
00:12:31.000 Oh, you're supporting the Mexican. 0.99
00:12:33.000 I think he's... otherwise he'd be copying their Steve.
00:12:35.000 So his own Steve's like, you know... Dude, if you just joined the Ramones and you start going, hey-dee, hey-dee, let's go guys!
00:12:44.000 Like, at least wait a year.
00:12:45.000 That sounds cool.
00:12:47.000 Let's go. 0.99
00:12:48.000 You gotta fucking blend in first, don't you? 0.99
00:12:51.000 Maybe I'm wrong. 0.98
00:12:52.000 I feel like he's not representing the brand.
00:12:55.000 And, okay, if you were gonna do something, be like, I'm an island, island, island boy!
00:13:01.000 You know, something I hadn't thought of.
00:13:02.000 But this is just island boys, but lackluster.
00:13:07.000 Yeah, he's not into it.
00:13:09.000 He's nervous.
00:13:10.000 It's quiet.
00:13:11.000 It's quiet for him.
00:13:12.000 Wow.
00:13:12.000 That was brutal.
00:13:14.000 He didn't know what to say. 1.00
00:13:16.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:13:17.000 He's the worst island boy in the history of island boys. 1.00
00:13:41.000 Do you think they had tryouts for that?
00:13:43.000 I mean, don't put that up.
00:13:45.000 Say like, if I was the main, I feel like the first guy's the main island boy.
00:13:49.000 So if I'm that island boy, I go, guys, okay, that was a good dry run.
00:13:52.000 We're obviously not going to post that on social media.
00:13:54.000 But Mexican guy, I need more volume. 0.99
00:13:57.000 And you, black dude, try to know what you're going to say first. 1.00
00:14:02.000 And also it's got to include island boy.
00:14:06.000 Now I'm more impressed with the original guys because they're so good at it.
00:14:09.000 Yeah.
00:14:11.000 What's he got to say?
00:14:12.000 This is his story.
00:14:13.000 What's a day in their life like?
00:14:22.000 He's worried about showing his grills.
00:14:27.000 Dad's gotta be a drug dealer, right?
00:14:33.000 That's a different island, boy.
00:14:35.000 What island?
00:14:36.000 I guess Haiti.
00:14:39.000 Or Madagascar.
00:14:40.000 Oh, this is fascinating.
00:14:44.000 Yeah, now go to their main page.
00:14:47.000 Oh, speaking of which... Oh yeah, so they're on Cameo, and so is Ryan.
00:14:55.000 Ya boi! 0.87
00:14:56.000 I'm on Cameo, so if you wanna sign up, I'll do Trump for ya, I'll do Ronald Downey Jr.
00:15:06.000 Ronald Downey Jr.
00:15:07.000 Who's Ronald Downey Jr.?
00:15:08.000 I don't know.
00:15:10.000 You're like the Fifth Island boy.
00:15:10.000 Robert Downey Jr.
00:15:11.000 He's Aluminum Man.
00:15:12.000 Jarvis? 0.99
00:15:13.000 And you're following the pattern of sucking. 0.98
00:15:15.000 Correct. 0.99
00:15:15.000 Who's Jarvis, who's Donald Downey Jr.? 0.99
00:15:18.000 Jarvis, who's Donald Downey Jr.?
00:15:21.000 Yeah, so I'll do the voices.
00:15:22.000 How do people find you?
00:15:22.000 You're Ryan Katsu Rivera?
00:15:24.000 Yeah, Cameo.com slash Ryan Katsu Rivera.
00:15:27.000 And how many have you done?
00:15:27.000 Can we see one of them?
00:15:29.000 Seven of them.
00:15:30.000 Let's see.
00:15:31.000 Happy birthday!
00:15:32.000 Wait, are you Trump?
00:15:34.000 I do Trump, I do... Bye bye!
00:15:37.000 Home to Mommy!
00:15:39.000 That is loud, man.
00:15:41.000 Baby!
00:15:42.000 I don't think I've ever done anything that loud.
00:15:45.000 In your life?
00:15:46.000 Yeah.
00:15:47.000 I just tried, and it failed.
00:15:50.000 Oh, I guess they do show the ones I did on there.
00:15:53.000 There's Jordan Peterson.
00:15:55.000 He's been popular.
00:15:56.000 You know, people ask me all the time, they're like, what's the most important thing in life?
00:16:00.000 It's like, well, wow.
00:16:01.000 Like, that's a crazy question.
00:16:03.000 It's like, I don't even know if I could begin to answer that satisfactorily.
00:16:07.000 It's like, well, you could bloody have fun.
00:16:10.000 That's probably the most important.
00:16:12.000 And they're like, well, how do you do it?
00:16:14.000 Do you go on vacation?
00:16:16.000 Do you, like, go for walks?
00:16:17.000 It's like, no.
00:16:19.000 You sign up for Cody Canuck's Patreon.
00:16:22.000 You support him.
00:16:23.000 This was a business call.
00:16:24.000 Because he brings laughter to people.
00:16:25.000 Oh.
00:16:26.000 So that wasn't a... It's not a cameo?
00:16:28.000 It is a cameo, but this was for, um... Like, you could do it for advertisements, like, uh... Wait, what are advertisements?
00:16:35.000 You emphasize the ties in advertisements?
00:16:38.000 Advertisements.
00:16:38.000 Police.
00:16:39.000 Advertisements.
00:16:40.000 It's advertisements.
00:16:41.000 Advertisements.
00:16:42.000 Really?
00:16:43.000 Fudge.
00:16:44.000 Advertisements?
00:16:46.000 Yeah, I guess I pronounced that wrong.
00:16:47.000 Do you read magazines?
00:16:48.000 No, but I get souvenirs.
00:16:52.000 What?
00:16:52.000 My wife makes fun of me because I say silver in ears.
00:16:55.000 But it's like, that's pretty close.
00:16:56.000 Well back home in Scotland they just call them adverts.
00:16:59.000 Adverts.
00:16:59.000 There we go.
00:17:01.000 Um, I need to focus you again.
00:17:02.000 Could you stand up in the middle of the camera shot?
00:17:05.000 I'm gonna zoom in and we're gonna hammer this out.
00:17:07.000 It's gonna be dirty, but we gotta do it.
00:17:08.000 Okay?
00:17:08.000 It's hard to do, um, with this little screen, let's assume.
00:17:11.000 You don't have to, but you could.
00:17:23.000 Folks listening to the audio.
00:17:33.000 Also in the news.
00:17:36.000 Remember when we were... I don't know if I've talked about this on the show yet.
00:17:38.000 I've been away.
00:17:39.000 By the way, it's spring break.
00:17:40.000 I went away with my kids.
00:17:41.000 We went to Jersey Shore.
00:17:42.000 Is that allowed?
00:17:43.000 God, everyone gets so pissed off. 1.00
00:17:45.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:17:47.000 I've been subbing since 1970. 1.00
00:17:48.000 You're dead to me.
00:17:52.000 I gave you content every day.
00:17:53.000 That's the only deal we have is content every day.
00:17:56.000 But anyway, remember when we got that Coke?
00:18:02.000 And I went, oh, it's a paper straw. 0.97
00:18:03.000 Yako's hot dogs suck. 1.00
00:18:05.000 Fuck this place. 1.00
00:18:06.000 I threw it out the window. 1.00
00:18:08.000 Their cola, the pipes are rotten.
00:18:12.000 Then I'm in Jersey Shore, a different state.
00:18:15.000 We were in Maryland when we had that.
00:18:17.000 This is New Jersey. 1.00
00:18:19.000 Same shit. 1.00
00:18:21.000 Then I have a can of Coke here in New York City. 1.00
00:18:25.000 Guess what?
00:18:26.000 Same gross chemical, Tide Pod, tampon, CVS, really medicine-y.
00:18:34.000 The aftertaste is brutal.
00:18:36.000 It's like castor oil. 1.00
00:18:39.000 Fucking COVID ruined Coca-Cola for me for the rest of my life. 0.99
00:18:44.000 That's a good thing. 1.00
00:18:45.000 Too much sugar.
00:18:46.000 I wasn't a big Coca-Cola guy, but it's nice with Chinese food.
00:18:49.000 Yeah.
00:18:50.000 Or if you're hungover at lunch, very, you know, once a month you have a Coca-Cola.
00:18:55.000 How about meat?
00:18:56.000 Does meat taste the same?
00:18:58.000 Meat's been pretty good.
00:18:59.000 Why?
00:18:59.000 Is meat ruined for you?
00:19:00.000 When I, when I did have my anosmia, that was one of the things that like anything.
00:19:05.000 Oh, and I'm sorry, porosmia.
00:19:07.000 Porosmia is when you smell things differently, anosmia is when you lose your smell.
00:19:12.000 And so when I had the mixed up smells, food would taste bad, like spoiled dirt.
00:19:19.000 Coca-Cola, I like, beer tastes good, thank God. 1.00
00:19:22.000 Can we get more mad at, not Chinese Americans, obviously, you morons. 1.00
00:19:26.000 China! 1.00
00:19:26.000 China! 1.00
00:19:28.000 Chinese Americans hate China, by the way. 1.00
00:19:30.000 When you see a Chinese person in America, give them a high five, they got out of that shithole. 1.00
00:19:35.000 But China? 1.00
00:19:36.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:19:38.000 Fuck you, Islam. 1.00
00:19:40.000 Because I have to take my shoes off every time I go to the airport. 1.00
00:19:42.000 And fuck you, China. 1.00
00:19:43.000 Because I can't enjoy a Coca-Cola anymore. 1.00
00:19:47.000 But why are white supremacists always listed as the number one bad guys?
00:19:51.000 They didn't affect my cola. 0.89
00:19:53.000 Or my shoes. 1.00
00:19:55.000 Fucking dicks. 1.00
00:19:56.000 I'm pissed off about it. 1.00
00:19:57.000 By the way, I highly don't recommend going to the Jersey Shore in April.
00:20:04.000 Off-season.
00:20:06.000 It was so cold that like we would come out of the hotel and I was trying to sign up for those little scooters just to take the kids on.
00:20:16.000 You'd have to go in back into the hotel to type it out because if you didn't have an arctic parka on you were freezing to death.
00:20:24.000 It was 43 but it felt like zero.
00:20:27.000 And then my wife, she gets this hotel that's right, you know, like the Stone Pony and Asprey Park, Bruce Springsteen, all that stuff where all the concerts are.
00:20:37.000 So she gets it at a concert venue.
00:20:39.000 We're in a room with eight bunks and nothing else, like army barracks.
00:20:44.000 It's for teenagers who don't want to drive drunk, I guess. 1.00
00:20:47.000 And they just go there and pass out and puke and shit themselves. 1.00
00:20:51.000 Nice. 1.00
00:20:52.000 That's what we were in.
00:20:55.000 Weirdest vacation ever.
00:20:58.000 Kind of like a hostel.
00:21:00.000 She might be going senile.
00:21:01.000 The other day she took out $200 from the bank machine and left it in the thing.
00:21:06.000 I've done that.
00:21:07.000 Really?
00:21:08.000 You know the bank gave her the money back?
00:21:10.000 Yeah, after a while the machine will track the money.
00:21:13.000 Oh really?
00:21:14.000 Yeah.
00:21:15.000 Like it just won't stay there.
00:21:18.000 I say almost for the same amount.
00:21:20.000 I was drunk.
00:21:22.000 I was in Arkansas. 0.66
00:21:24.000 I was on my bike, and uh, I said I gotta stop the ATM, so I pulled up, spit the money out, and I took my debit card, I put it back in there, I put my wallet in, like, my little tank bag, and I just fucking drove off and left the money there. 1.00
00:21:40.000 I was like, I'm a fucking idiot! 0.96
00:21:42.000 But I went back, and the money wasn't there, I was like, aw, someone took it, but then, yeah, I had to, like, call the bank, and they said, no, the machine took the money back in, and I'm like... Oh, they must come across that a hundred times. 1.00
00:21:53.000 Oh, sure.
00:21:56.000 Maybe if I wasn't drunk and riding, who knows?
00:22:00.000 Another embarrassing thing I want to talk about, and I'm ashamed to admit this, but The Thing About Pam might be the greatest television show I've ever seen. 0.99
00:22:10.000 The Thing About Pam? 0.99
00:22:11.000 It is up there with White Lotus, Sopranos, everything.
00:22:15.000 What's it on?
00:22:16.000 You know how I gauge how good a show is?
00:22:18.000 If I'm dreading the clock.
00:22:21.000 Like I DVR it.
00:22:22.000 So I fast forward the commercials and I go, oh no, is it over?
00:22:24.000 Is it over?
00:22:25.000 Is it over?
00:22:26.000 And then I open one eye as I'm fast forwarding and realize, oh no, I have 20 minutes left.
00:22:30.000 Thank you, God.
00:22:32.000 There's 20 more minutes.
00:22:33.000 It's a true story about this woman who murdered her best friend to get the money because she convinced the best friend to give her her inheritance.
00:22:42.000 She said, I'll put in a trust for your daughters.
00:22:44.000 I'm really good at money managing.
00:22:47.000 She's been on plastic surgery. 1.00
00:22:48.000 Renny Zellweger plays the woman. 0.76
00:22:50.000 She's wearing a fat suit and makeup. 1.00
00:22:52.000 You know, the prosthetic shit to look fat. 1.00
00:22:57.000 100% true story. 1.00
00:22:58.000 They've ripped it from the headlines. 1.00
00:23:00.000 They actually perfectly mimic certain scenes we have on video, this bitch. 1.00
00:23:07.000 And what she does is she keeps digging a deeper and deeper hole. 0.99
00:23:10.000 She almost gets away with it.
00:23:11.000 The first murder.
00:23:13.000 Because the D.A.
00:23:15.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:23:16.000 She's a serial killer. 1.00
00:23:18.000 Yes.
00:23:19.000 The DA, but not really.
00:23:21.000 She did like two.
00:23:23.000 The DA and the judge were high school friends.
00:23:25.000 So these two girls, who are now in the justice system, bury all this evidence to make sure this guy Ross, that guy crying, goes to prison for life.
00:23:34.000 And he did.
00:23:35.000 Until two years later, he's exonerated because they found out that they destroyed evidence.
00:23:39.000 These women destroyed evidence. 0.99
00:23:40.000 In other words, women generally don't belong in the workforce. 1.00
00:23:46.000 Devious. 1.00
00:23:47.000 So there's weird shit going on here, like she's been stabbed about 50 times. 0.99
00:23:51.000 Okay, where's the blood? 0.99
00:23:54.000 Well, there's no blood because she had been strangled to death. 0.95
00:23:57.000 So the heart's not beating.
00:24:00.000 And gayest thing I've said this year, Renée Zellweger is a national treasure.
00:24:08.000 What an actress. 1.00
00:24:10.000 I could not get enough of her.
00:24:11.000 That's her there? 0.98
00:24:12.000 That's her there.
00:24:13.000 Turn it up.
00:24:14.000 I want you to admit to something you didn't do.
00:24:17.000 I can't do that.
00:24:18.000 I'm not that kind of person.
00:24:21.000 You don't know who I am.
00:24:24.000 I'm a businesswoman.
00:24:26.000 I do business all the time.
00:24:28.000 Flip houses, turn a profit.
00:24:30.000 I'm real successful.
00:24:34.000 I'm a pillar of the community and other stuff too.
00:24:37.000 A loving family woman.
00:24:39.000 My husband, Mark, he thinks I'm a hoot.
00:24:44.000 That's another thing.
00:24:44.000 It's shot kind of weird.
00:24:46.000 Like this.
00:24:47.000 Yeah, it's like camping.
00:24:48.000 Cheesy.
00:24:49.000 Yeah, and here's another weird part.
00:24:52.000 This was big on Dateline when it really happened in real life.
00:24:55.000 And the guy who narrated the original Dateline, you know that guy who talks to you like he's reading a bedtime story?
00:25:01.000 Mike Rowe?
00:25:02.000 Matty wasn't sure if he was gonna make it home.
00:25:06.000 He'd been home many times before, but would this night be different?
00:25:11.000 Would he pull into his driveway in his truck or would things turn out for the worse?
00:25:18.000 That guy.
00:25:19.000 That's Curtis.
00:25:20.000 Keith Morrison.
00:25:21.000 He was also the singer I guess in the Circle Jerks.
00:25:27.000 And so he's narrating it but he's kind of making fun of himself. 0.99
00:25:34.000 He's so fucking weird. 0.99
00:25:36.000 Mommy doomsday. 0.99
00:25:37.000 The investigation has been going on and still going on up to this moment and will continue.
00:25:43.000 We thought this was a good time to step in with the podcast because we have learned a great deal over the last year.
00:25:49.000 You know, the basic facts... Yeah, that's not how he talks, Ryan.
00:25:52.000 ...turn out to be forever.
00:25:54.000 Although he does his weird bedtime story thing.
00:25:56.000 This goodbye... There you go.
00:25:57.000 ...would turn out to be forever.
00:26:02.000 So it's really camp.
00:26:03.000 I'm sure our female subs will be very happy. 1.00
00:26:05.000 Female baby monsters will be happy that I brought this up and we can all high-five and I'll goof with the gals later on when we take calls. 1.00
00:26:12.000 But yes, even dudes. 0.89
00:26:14.000 I said it to Anthony Cumia.
00:26:15.000 You know what I've been saying to people?
00:26:17.000 I've been saying, I'll pay you minimum wage if you hate it.
00:26:21.000 Fifteen bucks an hour.
00:26:22.000 You put an hour into it, and you are not happy.
00:26:25.000 I owe you fifteen bucks, but you need to do more than one episode.
00:26:28.000 Because it really gets its legs after the first episode.
00:26:31.000 And that's Katie Dixon, the chick from Eastbound and Down.
00:26:34.000 So it's only like a mini-series.
00:26:36.000 Yeah, it's only four or five episodes.
00:26:37.000 Four episodes, yeah.
00:26:38.000 I like those. 0.96
00:26:40.000 It's so fucking good! 0.91
00:26:42.000 I like a good finite tense thing. 0.93
00:26:45.000 Is it like Fargo?
00:26:45.000 You ever see Fargo the TV series?
00:26:47.000 Exactly like Fargo.
00:26:47.000 Awesome.
00:26:48.000 Well, I'm in.
00:26:49.000 And you know what?
00:26:50.000 The wife will probably fall for it because she bailed out of Fargo because it was a little too violent and tense. 1.00
00:26:55.000 But this has so many broads in it. 0.99
00:26:57.000 Well, the problem with your wife is, and any woman, it's fucking gross at the beginning. 1.00
00:27:04.000 Like there's a woman stabbed to death. 1.00
00:27:06.000 Yeah, she won't like that.
00:27:07.000 Well, it happens.
00:27:09.000 In fact, I was watching it with my daughter and she kind of peaced out.
00:27:12.000 It's on NBC though, I mean.
00:27:14.000 Right.
00:27:14.000 Well, they're going to have a thing on this Friday where they talk about the making of and they're going to show the real Pam, who's in prison now for life.
00:27:21.000 The real killer.
00:27:22.000 Oh, I just gave away the ending.
00:27:23.000 Sorry.
00:27:24.000 You could have Googled it.
00:27:27.000 Um, we're about to take some calls.
00:27:32.000 We've got a lot of mail saved up.
00:27:35.000 I went through all the mail.
00:27:36.000 So it's only going to be winners.
00:27:38.000 And then of course we have the live chat where the money no longer goes to Joe Biggs.
00:27:44.000 Right?
00:27:45.000 Let's go back to Max and John.
00:27:47.000 They're going to be, we're going to be out in a year and they're going to need a nest egg.
00:27:53.000 Oh, you know who else we should talk about?
00:27:55.000 Nick Ox.
00:27:58.000 He's got a give, send, go that I promised him I would mention.
00:28:04.000 He's a good guy, man. 0.98
00:28:05.000 It's amazing how many of these fucking Proud Boys are going to court. 0.99
00:28:09.000 Andy Walls, the gay guy who's accused of a racist hate crime, although when the media found out that he was gay, this dropped. 0.99
00:28:21.000 What's he at now? 0.75
00:28:21.000 I can't see, it's behind the camera. 0.75
00:28:23.000 8,000.
00:28:23.000 8,000, that's pretty much.
00:28:24.000 Close to nine.
00:28:31.000 11%.
00:28:31.000 He committed the horrific crime of wandering into the Capitol.
00:28:36.000 And you know what's coming out in a lot of these cases?
00:28:38.000 We're seeing cops go like this and we're seeing cops, there's a mob by the door, they turn around and they walk into the building.
00:28:49.000 Why would you turn your back to someone as a cop that you see as a threat?
00:28:57.000 So, I'm saying, this is the mob, right?
00:29:01.000 Hey, you guys, what are you doing?
00:29:02.000 What the hell's going on?
00:29:03.000 We're not gonna hurt anything, we just wanna see inside.
00:29:06.000 If I go like this, and I'm walking, I'm escorting you in.
00:29:13.000 Like, what if you go to a police station, and the cops say, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:29:18.000 And you go, really?
00:29:19.000 I wanna be in here.
00:29:20.000 And they turn around and walk with their back to you.
00:29:23.000 That means, come on in.
00:29:26.000 Subjective. 0.83
00:29:27.000 I know what that means that with sex, if a lady, if you walk a lady home and she opens her door and then she walks into her bedroom without turning around, you're getting laid my friend. 0.96
00:29:40.000 That's the universal sign for you're in. 0.84
00:29:42.000 You're getting Liz-aid.
00:29:48.000 That's one thing I miss about being single, was the sex was great and everything, but knowing that you're in.
00:29:55.000 When she's like, are you coming upstairs?
00:29:57.000 Just walking through that door, you were like, you could almost turn around at that point.
00:30:02.000 Another notch on the bedpost.
00:30:05.000 I could have got laid.
00:30:06.000 I'm leaving.
00:30:06.000 Maybe I'll do that as a married man.
00:30:08.000 I'll just get women to admit they'd have sex with me. 1.00
00:30:12.000 So you wanna fuck me right now, right? 1.00
00:30:14.000 Yeah? 1.00
00:30:14.000 Okay, ha ha. 1.00
00:30:16.000 I'm leaving.
00:30:16.000 Gotta go.
00:30:17.000 Bye.
00:30:18.000 So throw the hunt.
00:30:20.000 Throw the hunt. 1.00
00:30:21.000 I'm gonna fuck ya. 1.00
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00:31:36.000 And then we're told that Caller 1 and 2 are getting a free gift, but is that for today?
00:31:42.000 Are we March 14th today?
00:31:47.000 No, we are April 14th.
00:31:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:31:49.000 January, February, March.
00:31:50.000 Oh, yeah.
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00:31:56.000 Alrighty.
00:31:57.000 Oh, I also we got to do Johnny Apple CBD, but let's get to that in a second.
00:32:00.000 Did they figure out the name issue?
00:32:04.000 The rebranding?
00:32:06.000 Yeah.
00:32:09.000 Just checking.
00:32:10.000 We're ignoring that update.
00:32:13.000 I love the relationship between us and that guy, I gotta say it. 0.98
00:32:16.000 It's just, it's fun to have a guy where, you know what, it probably is, because I'm just, I'm always fucking up and getting shit, that when there's somebody else fucking up and getting shit, I could just enjoy it. 0.99
00:32:26.000 He fucks up alright. 0.99
00:32:27.000 I'm so thankful. 0.90
00:32:29.000 So who do we got in jail now?
00:32:31.000 Obviously we have Max and John.
00:32:32.000 That's easy, they've got one year left.
00:32:34.000 We have Ethan Nordean and Joe Biggs getting crucified for January 6th.
00:32:40.000 We have Nick Aux, who's free to go now.
00:32:44.000 He's not in prison, but he's facing serious... It's looking like 3-5 for him.
00:32:51.000 For the ridiculous charge of trespassing. 0.62
00:32:54.000 Did you hear about this woman?
00:32:55.000 Look at 1-9.
00:32:57.000 She's lying with her newborn in bed.
00:33:00.000 The feds kick down her door. 0.94
00:33:02.000 Huge line of sirens and cops and SWAT all on her rural road.
00:33:09.000 And they grab her.
00:33:12.000 They handcuff her. 0.99
00:33:13.000 She gives her baby to her aunt.
00:33:15.000 They tell her she's looking at 30 years.
00:33:17.000 She's in jail now awaiting trial for marching with Proud Boys on January 6.
00:33:22.000 I don't even know if she went into the Capitol.
00:33:26.000 Right.
00:33:27.000 Yeah, they said they thought she was a proud boy.
00:33:29.000 Well, she said, what am I doing here?
00:33:31.000 And the FBI said to her, you're a proud boy!
00:33:36.000 You know what's weird?
00:33:37.000 She's like, I'm a girl.
00:33:38.000 You know, so in the, when she was in the prison, she saw her brother there and they were like, is that your husband?
00:33:46.000 She's like, no, that's my brother.
00:33:48.000 She saw her brother there. 0.95
00:33:49.000 And on the car ride there, she was like, the FBI, this is what sucks. 0.69
00:33:54.000 They're just doing their jobs or whatever.
00:33:56.000 You know, it's like, they can't cancel doing this. 0.99
00:33:58.000 They can't be like, I know it's bullshit, but come out. 0.99
00:34:00.000 She was like, let me get ready. 1.00
00:34:01.000 And they were like, no, now.
00:34:03.000 So without even getting ready, she just went.
00:34:05.000 What are you getting this from?
00:34:07.000 Uh, this article.
00:34:08.000 No, the aunt said she's gonna get ready.
00:34:10.000 And then the girl said, no, now.
00:34:13.000 This is serious, aunt.
00:34:15.000 Oh, I misread that. 0.99
00:34:17.000 So then in the car, she's kind of warming up to the guys and she's like, this music sucks.
00:34:21.000 And the FBI guys are like, 0.83
00:34:23.000 They're like, what do you want to hear?
00:34:24.000 And she's like, proud to be an American.
00:34:26.000 Or Toby Keith.
00:34:27.000 Courtesy of the Red White.
00:34:28.000 Yeah, courtesy of the Red White. 0.56
00:34:29.000 Wow, you're great at reciting this article.
00:34:31.000 Thank you.
00:34:32.000 And in prison, they called her the songbird.
00:34:34.000 She sings for all the people, the national anthem and stuff like that.
00:34:38.000 And interesting chick, right?
00:34:41.000 She got into a car accident, almost died.
00:34:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:34:43.000 So she's looking at 30 years.
00:34:45.000 That means the state would take her baby away.
00:34:47.000 In other words, if you protest the state, they take away your children.
00:34:53.000 What was she charged with?
00:34:55.000 Uh, let's find out.
00:34:58.000 The big charge they're all facing is obstruction of justice, right?
00:35:01.000 Conspiracy.
00:35:02.000 For walking next to Proud Boys.
00:35:04.000 Conspiracy requires evidence of her saying, I'm going to meet you guys and then we're going to march and then we're going to go do this.
00:35:13.000 So you need to show proof that this was all a big plan.
00:35:18.000 And where was she?
00:35:19.000 Where do they, where does she live?
00:35:22.000 Her farmhouse can tell.
00:35:25.000 Is this written by a woman?
00:35:26.000 No, Randy Ireland.
00:35:28.000 Wait, we know that guy, right?
00:35:29.000 Sounds familiar.
00:35:30.000 Yeah, I think he's the guy who tries to raise money.
00:35:35.000 Go down?
00:35:36.000 Whoa, it says New York Proud Boys leader.
00:35:40.000 Wait, that can't be right.
00:35:41.000 Well, Sylvia's calling us.
00:35:44.000 Oh, that's Randy Ireland.
00:35:46.000 Oh, that is him.
00:35:46.000 New York Proud Boys leader Randy Ireland on January 6th.
00:35:53.000 He's in trouble with this whole thing too.
00:35:57.000 Yep.
00:35:58.000 But I want to find out where she was.
00:35:58.000 Okay.
00:36:00.000 The bright lights, blah, blah, blah.
00:36:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:05.000 Guys, number one rule of journalism, who, what, when, where, why?
00:36:08.000 Let's see, house. 0.99
00:36:11.000 We still don't know where the fuck she is. 1.00
00:36:13.000 Do-do-do-do-do, keep going, keep going. 1.00
00:36:13.000 Keep going down. 1.00
00:36:19.000 I mean, it's not that relevant where exactly it is, but I just need to know.
00:36:23.000 Keep going.
00:36:24.000 Jess, she had a horrible car accident.
00:36:26.000 Okay, Yellowstone National Park.
00:36:28.000 No, that's where she visited.
00:36:29.000 She fell in love with lobster rolls in Maine, went to Carolina.
00:36:34.000 Automatic rifles, yadda, yadda, yadda.
00:36:38.000 Guy, you didn't even tell us the state she's in. 0.99
00:36:40.000 She's fucking looking good right there. 1.00
00:36:43.000 Yeah, she's hot. 1.00
00:36:43.000 I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, that's for sure. 1.00
00:36:46.000 I wouldn't throw her in prison for 30 years for going to a rally. 0.53
00:36:49.000 No, me neither.
00:36:50.000 So we don't know where she lives.
00:36:52.000 Hey, she's down with Shania. 1.00
00:36:56.000 That guy.
00:36:56.000 See the guy in the middle at the top?
00:36:58.000 I'm trying to say that's you.
00:36:58.000 You.
00:36:59.000 That's the New York Times.
00:37:00.000 Alan Froyer said he had proof that I was there.
00:37:02.000 And that's his proof.
00:37:04.000 The guy's like 10 years older than me too.
00:37:06.000 Isn't that John Sullivan in the top left?
00:37:08.000 No?
00:37:09.000 No.
00:37:10.000 Or the top right?
00:37:10.000 No.
00:37:12.000 Yeah.
00:37:13.000 He looks like a dollar store version of Enrique and that looks like a dollar store version of you.
00:37:17.000 Yeah.
00:37:19.000 It was a dollar store version of O'Reilly.
00:37:22.000 So, I need to find out where she was.
00:37:26.000 Look up her name.
00:37:26.000 Yeah, so you just Google her name.
00:37:30.000 I'm thinking like, I don't know why Indiana's in my head.
00:37:37.000 Maybe because she was so sassy in the car that she's probably not used to this.
00:37:43.000 I said this to Ezra today.
00:37:45.000 I did a big interview with him.
00:37:45.000 Tucson.
00:37:46.000 Eastern.
00:37:47.000 Arizona?
00:37:48.000 Tucson, yeah.
00:37:49.000 For Rebel News today.
00:37:53.000 If you went to MS-13's headquarters and you sat in Al Chapo's main chair, 1.00
00:38:01.000 You'd be fucked. 1.00
00:38:02.000 No matter how innocent you were. 1.00
00:38:04.000 Because you've insulted the gang.
00:38:08.000 And now the gang has to save face.
00:38:11.000 That's what they did on January 6th.
00:38:13.000 They insulted the mafia. 1.00
00:38:15.000 And the mafia now doesn't want to look like a bitch. 1.00
00:38:18.000 So they have to over-punish everyone who was there to save face. 0.99
00:38:22.000 Because this isn't a government in a free country. 1.00
00:38:25.000 This is a fucking street gang. 100%. 1.00
00:38:30.000 You violated the laws of gang culture like sitting in Nancy Pelosi's desk you go okay that's ridiculous uh trespassing what is rude no no it's El Chapo's chair that's why this guy was just offered a plea of seven years that guy was offered a plea of seven years he didn't steal anything he didn't grab the laptop he just sat there and went hey he said the police he has footage of the police doing that thing I just showed you where they lead him in and
00:39:00.000 He said he wanted to get out.
00:39:01.000 The police wouldn't let him out.
00:39:04.000 Seven years for that.
00:39:07.000 What happens is, everyone's got to take that to trial.
00:39:10.000 Yeah.
00:39:10.000 They have to.
00:39:11.000 They have to.
00:39:12.000 Well, especially when one of the judges said, obstruction of justice?
00:39:17.000 This wasn't obstruction of justice.
00:39:18.000 You're free to go.
00:39:20.000 And then 10 other judges in the same court from the same bench said, no, it is obstruction of justice. 0.98
00:39:28.000 So they should all fucking petition to get their fucking cases assigned to the other judge. 0.98
00:39:33.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:39:36.000 Justice shouldn't work like that.
00:39:37.000 One judge shouldn't be able to say something definitively as a fact and then the other judges go, not on my watch.
00:39:43.000 I have a different interpretation.
00:39:44.000 Well, that's why they have the appeal system. 0.98
00:39:44.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:39:46.000 But.
00:39:49.000 Speaking of the appeal system, go to 2.0.
00:39:51.000 I don't want to do a whole My Pet Biden, but I want to see if you guys can translate this because I'm getting really good at speaking Biden.
00:40:00.000 I feel like how I felt when I first learned French and you get through this point where it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:40:08.000 And then all of a sudden you hear like, are you guys going to be there on Thursday? 0.99
00:40:12.000 And you go, holy fuck, I can see through the veneer. 0.99
00:40:15.000 I can hear it. 1.00
00:40:16.000 And that's how I feel with Biden.
00:40:18.000 I feel like I've learned a language.
00:40:21.000 Don't be fooled by that.
00:40:23.000 In fact, I would hide that text.
00:40:26.000 It's not going to help you. 0.93
00:40:27.000 Yeah, he did say prostitute. 0.91
00:40:29.000 I saw this yesterday. 0.93
00:40:30.000 Oh, you did?
00:40:31.000 Yeah, go ahead and play it.
00:40:32.000 Okay, play it and see what you guys can do with it. 0.96
00:40:34.000 Prostitution.
00:40:37.000 We're the only outfit in the country that is immune. 0.99
00:40:41.000 Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prostitutes being sued. 0.76
00:40:46.000 Come on. 0.99
00:40:47.000 The prostitute. 0.99
00:40:48.000 In February, the families of nine... So that's what you're guessing? 0.95
00:40:52.000 He does say prostitute. 0.62
00:40:54.000 No, he doesn't.
00:40:55.000 He meant to say prosecution.
00:40:58.000 Yeah.
00:40:58.000 He started to say prosecution.
00:41:00.000 I think he said prosecute.
00:41:03.000 And then he realized he's not sure of the tense.
00:41:06.000 Is it prosecute or prosecution?
00:41:08.000 I forgot what I started this sentence with.
00:41:10.000 So I'm gonna abandon prosecution as a word in the middle of the word.
00:41:16.000 So prosecute to being sued.
00:41:19.000 Right.
00:41:22.000 Would you mind getting my phone for me?
00:41:23.000 Sure.
00:41:25.000 Try again.
00:41:27.000 We're the only outfit in the country that is immune.
00:41:32.000 Imagine had the tobacco industry been immune to prosecute being sued.
00:41:38.000 Come on.
00:41:39.000 In February the families of nine.
00:41:39.000 To prosecute.
00:41:41.000 I think it's prosecute.
00:41:43.000 Immune to prosecute.
00:41:45.000 Or unless he dyslexified prosecution.
00:41:49.000 Prostitue.
00:41:52.000 Being sued.
00:41:55.000 To prosecute being sued.
00:41:58.000 And he's talking about the NRA because of this thing.
00:42:01.000 This shooting.
00:42:02.000 Okay, let's see what Syl has to say.
00:42:05.000 Hi, Calvin.
00:42:15.000 Next Saturday I go home.
00:42:18.000 Next Saturday, meaning in three days or in ten days?
00:42:21.000 Next Saturday, not this Saturday.
00:42:24.000 Oh, how are you feeling?
00:42:27.000 All right, the pain is lessening, but I lost weight.
00:42:30.000 I weigh 103 pounds.
00:42:31.000 I don't eat much.
00:42:33.000 The pain is too much.
00:42:34.000 I drink a lot of insurance, you know.
00:42:37.000 But I can walk.
00:42:39.000 I just gotta take it slow, you know.
00:42:42.000 And my birthday, I gotta spend Wednesday in rehab.
00:42:45.000 I'll be 79 years old.
00:42:47.000 Well, that's a break on Broadway.
00:42:49.000 I'm just happy the following Saturday I'll be going home and things
00:42:55.000 Yes, well, we look forward to having you back in the studio.
00:42:58.000 We're live right now, as a matter of fact.
00:43:00.000 Well, yeah, I can't wait.
00:43:02.000 I can't wait.
00:43:04.000 I really miss all of you, you know?
00:43:07.000 Well, we miss you too, Sylvia.
00:43:08.000 All right.
00:43:10.000 Well, you have a wonderful Easter, you know, and be safe.
00:43:15.000 I will.
00:43:15.000 Give everyone my love.
00:43:17.000 Okay, I'll do that.
00:43:19.000 Okay, ciao.
00:43:20.000 Bye, sweetie.
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00:43:55.000 You take a gummy right before bed, you sleep like a log.
00:43:59.000 And have fantastic dreams.
00:44:01.000 This set has no THC in it.
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00:44:07.000 Those Delta 8s though.
00:44:09.000 The Delta 8s feel exactly like THC.
00:44:13.000 My wife had three of them.
00:44:14.000 I had to run around like a clown and dance to keep her from freaking out till two in the morning. 0.95
00:44:19.000 That's a different story.
00:44:21.000 You should take them as the directions are listed on the bottle.
00:44:25.000 I don't think they want you to have three Delta 8 gummies. 1.00
00:44:28.000 Have a nibble of one and see how it affects you.
00:44:31.000 But we got, you took the vapes, right?
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00:45:21.000 Okay, let's take one call and then we'll go behind the paywall. 0.98
00:45:29.000 What do you think of that?
00:45:30.000 I think that's great.
00:45:31.000 We got to update your Mets bet.
00:45:35.000 Oh yeah!
00:45:38.000 What, you got nothing there?
00:45:41.000 I don't know the amount of money.
00:45:42.000 I know they won two games, right? 1.00
00:45:45.000 Oh, shithead. 1.00
00:45:45.000 Oh, poop. 1.00
00:45:46.000 They've won like three and lost two or won four.
00:45:52.000 Let me just check their record here.
00:45:53.000 That's what I meant.
00:45:58.000 Do we have any calls?
00:46:00.000 We got to turn those little Mikeys on. 1.00
00:46:02.000 So they're playing the Diamondbacks tomorrow at one.
00:46:08.000 But what's their record, overview, games?
00:46:12.000 Do you know what their record is, Matty?
00:46:14.000 No, off the top of my head, no.
00:46:15.000 They're number one in NL East.
00:46:18.000 Well, they always start off good in the first couple of games.
00:46:22.000 And they end off good too sometimes, right?
00:46:25.000 No.
00:46:26.000 Alright, this is taking too long.
00:46:28.000 We're going to bore people.
00:46:29.000 Let's keep this free part short and sweet and say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave,
00:46:38.000 And never stop fighting.