Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 22, 2022


GOML LIVE #145 - SICK OF WINNING (Part 1)

Topics
t-shirt challenge fries
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Guests
Matty O'Dell
Mentioned
Hunter S. Thompson Ryan Katsu Rivera Johnny Depp Christopher Walken Johnny Apple CBD Vanessa Paradis Shivas Regal Maddie Farts Bill Hurd Lowland Scottish Veteran Owned Tim Heidecker Shane McGowan Krishan Rock Nicolas Cage Creek Tavern Viagra Boys David Cross and 23 more
S4E105 - LIBSOFTIKTOK S4E106 - APE FART

Episode Stats


Length

42 minutes

Words per minute

150.74

Word count

6,374

Sentence count

859

Harmful content

Misogyny

25

sentences flagged

Toxicity

236

sentences flagged

Hate speech

30

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Matty O'Dell, the ex-con and former member of the Ex-Biker Club who was also not a thief, joins us to talk about his life as a thief and the crimes he committed. We also talk about a new sponsor, FOP Metals, and the Scottish National Boxing Team is in New York and we give them a call to make sure they are safe! Get Off My Lawn Live is a podcast hosted by Gavin McInnes and is brought to you in part one of a two-part mini-series on the life and crimes of Matty O 'Dell. Subscribe to get the first half of the show on your favorite streaming platform so you don t miss the second half. Get off my lawn live every Monday night at 9pm US Eastern. Get off your lawn and enjoy the show! Get on my lawn! GAVIN McINNES & THE VOGUE BOYS! P.S. We are working on a new logo for the show, so keep your eyes and ears peeled for that! . CHECK OUT OUR FACEBOOK GROUP AND PODCAST! CHAT WITH ME AND OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA AND LINKS IN OUR PODCASTS IN OUR SUBMISSION AND GIVE US A SHOUTOUT TO OUR VIP SUPPORTERS! WE ARE LISTENING TO ALL OF YOUR SUPPORTERS AND FRIENDS IN OUR PATREON INSTAGRAM AND TALKING TO THEM AND GIVES US THE MOST IMPORTANT LINKS THAT WE GET THE PUNISHEDUCEROUS PRICING IN OUR SUPPORT AND SUPPORTED IN OUR SOCIALS AND WEBSYNN TALK TO US AND OTHER THIRD PLACES AND WELL-STUFF AND MORE! GET OFF MY LOBBY AND OTHER LINKS HERE! VOTING TO OUR SUPPORTED ON OUR INSTA BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A FACEBOOK AND INSTA AND WE WOULD LOVE TO SUBSCRIBE A FRIEND'S TALK ABOUT IT AND OTHER PLACE AND WE GET A PROODS TO OTHER THAN THAT'SOME OTHER THINGS AND MORE ON SOCIAL AND MORE AND MORE!!! VOCABULARY AND WE'RE TALKIN' AND MORE GET ON OUR PLACE TO HELP US OUT HERE AND MORE!! GIVING US MORE THAN JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE!

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00:00:14.000 And from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:44.000 That was the Viagra Boys!
00:00:47.000 Ain't no thief.
00:00:49.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
00:00:51.000 We're here with Matty O'Dell, the ex-con.
00:00:54.000 What's going on everybody?
00:00:55.000 From the ex-biker club, who was also not a thief.
00:00:59.000 No.
00:01:01.000 Never stole nothing.
00:01:05.000 Dealt drugs, murdered people.
00:01:07.000 No, I didn't murder people.
00:01:10.000 Put a lot of strangers in a whole lot of hurt, but never stole anything.
00:01:15.000 No.
00:01:16.000 Didn't you say once that when the cops were investigating a case and it was theft, they went, yeah, that's not Matty O'Dell.
00:01:20.000 Yeah.
00:01:22.000 Let's drop it.
00:01:24.000 That was a home invasion.
00:01:27.000 Yeah, that's not... They're like, that's not really his MO.
00:01:31.000 Home invasions are gay. 1.00
00:01:33.000 What are you gonna get? 1.00
00:01:34.000 Pearls?
00:01:35.000 Ooh, some diamonds from her magic jewelry drawer?
00:01:39.000 Yeah, maybe 50 years ago. 1.00
00:01:41.000 People don't have shit anymore. 1.00
00:01:43.000 You could rob my whole house, I'd say, thank you. 1.00
00:01:46.000 Thank you for emptying our home of my wife's fucking... Take all this rubbish! 1.00
00:01:51.000 Native American salt and pepper shaker collection. 1.00
00:01:55.000 Every fucking day there's a new Amazon package. 0.99
00:02:00.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live. 0.99
00:02:01.000 The first half hour is free to cheap people.
00:02:05.000 It's paid for by our sponsors.
00:02:07.000 I think we have a new sponsor today.
00:02:10.000 A brand newbien.
00:02:15.000 What is it now?
00:02:17.000 F.O.P.
00:02:18.000 Let's try it here.
00:02:20.000 The Fop Company, look up FopMetals.com, P-H-A-U-P. 0.86
00:02:25.000 Fop, of course, is a derogatory word for an English aristocrat, Ponce.
00:02:33.000 But in this case, it's the man's last name, and he's selling silver.
00:02:38.000 And selling silver, that was a hard sell, even like five years ago.
00:02:43.000 Now, selling precious metals is perfectly reasonable and everyone's doing it.
00:02:49.000 I'm at the point now where I'm pro buying records, cassettes, vinyl, books.
00:02:57.000 Buy books, do not throw out books.
00:03:00.000 So this is a veteran-owned company, and the reason I'm holding this coin in my hand here is to show you that it's not BS and this really exists.
00:03:08.000 I've got the silver here.
00:03:10.000 Constance is this particular coin.
00:03:13.000 One troy ounce.
00:03:16.000 $9.99 fine silver.
00:03:17.000 I mean, you shouldn't put your entire life savings into precious metals, but wouldn't it make sense to have a little bit here?
00:03:24.000 So this is a $31 coin. $30.99.
00:03:28.000 That's what, yeah.
00:03:29.000 Five years ago, it was about 14 bucks.
00:03:31.000 Really?
00:03:32.000 Yeah.
00:03:33.000 Me and Uncle Bill used to trade a lot of silver and gold.
00:03:37.000 You and Unreliable.
00:03:38.000 Yeah.
00:03:40.000 We had a little thing going on with the Chinese. 0.98
00:03:45.000 Ooh, the Chinese. 1.00
00:03:47.000 This was five years ago.
00:03:48.000 How long you doing, Bill?
00:03:51.000 What's this?
00:03:51.000 2022?
00:03:51.000 13, 7, 9 years?
00:03:58.000 Huh.
00:04:00.000 So the FOP company, uh, veteran owned.
00:04:04.000 We're showing the website here.
00:04:06.000 It's Lowland Scottish.
00:04:08.000 Terrible name says he, uh, but it is his name.
00:04:12.000 Speaking of Scottish, we've got the Scottish national team and Scottish national boxing team is in New York right now, wandering around the East village.
00:04:21.000 There you go.
00:04:23.000 Let's give them a call. 0.99
00:04:25.000 These guys have been out kicking the shit out of people in L.A. 0.97
00:04:27.000 They're getting ready for the World Championships. 0.96
00:04:31.000 Sorry, European Championships, I guess.
00:04:36.000 Let's make sure they're safe.
00:04:40.000 They're fighting on the East Coast?
00:04:41.000 Yeah.
00:04:43.000 They're going to be sparring tomorrow.
00:04:45.000 Hello?
00:04:46.000 Here he is, yo!
00:04:47.000 Right here, big man!
00:04:48.000 Is everything alright?
00:04:49.000 Did you make it to the Chunky's place on the road? 1.00
00:04:52.000 We're all good, my man.
00:04:54.000 We're in pub 169 now.
00:04:55.000 Aye, so you're still at 169?
00:04:58.000 Is that alright?
00:04:59.000 Because that's... Oh, this guy first suited.
00:05:02.000 That's suited.
00:05:03.000 Speak to the security boy.
00:05:05.000 Yes, my friend.
00:05:07.000 Alright.
00:05:08.000 Hear you.
00:05:08.000 Speak to the security boy.
00:05:10.000 Hear yous.
00:05:11.000 You're not at the Lower East Side. 1.00
00:05:13.000 You're in fucking Chinatown, by the way. 1.00
00:05:15.000 Hey, listen. 1.00
00:05:17.000 If you come to this bar, you're going to behave yourself, lad.
00:05:19.000 It's not Scotland. 1.00
00:05:20.000 You'll fuck around and write the Queen a letter. 1.00
00:05:23.000 Let me tell you something. 1.00
00:05:25.000 I got Babylon closing in on me, you know.
00:05:27.000 Don't try to vex me, so... Blood clot.
00:05:33.000 Oh, we also have a friend down south of the belt border named Captain Farts.
00:05:44.000 Captain Farts?
00:05:47.000 He had a good little doot-diddle-oot-doot. 1.00
00:05:50.000 Um, so yeah.
00:05:51.000 That's our new sponsor, Veteran Owned.
00:05:56.000 That all counts as one big ad, by the way.
00:05:59.000 Right?
00:06:00.000 That's all part of their read.
00:06:02.000 I guess we have a promo code Gavin?
00:06:03.000 5% off with promo code.
00:06:05.000 That must be promo code Gavin.
00:06:07.000 Veteran Owned business.
00:06:09.000 Gird your loins! 1.00
00:06:11.000 You know, I got an interesting letter just to jump ahead here.
00:06:13.000 We're going to get to the mailbag.
00:06:15.000 But someone said, because we were talking about the meek shall inherit the earth on the Compound Censored Show.
00:06:22.000 And they said, I know it sounds like the wimps will run everything soon, but meek in that context in Hebrew, the original Old Testament, means a sheathed sword.
00:06:37.000 So it kind of means us.
00:06:39.000 It kind of means patriarchs.
00:06:41.000 It kind of means guys like me and Maddie and maybe 1% Ryan will be the ones who inherit the earth. 0.94
00:06:51.000 The powerful who hold it back and don't go ballistic like these psychotic libs. 0.52
00:06:55.000 Which totally changes the general interpretation of the expression because the general interpretation of the expression is the sad nerd in the corner will be the one who takes over when we all kill each other. 0.89
00:07:05.000 Yeah.
00:07:07.000 But it's not saying that.
00:07:09.000 I did not know the translation of meek from the Old Testament.
00:07:12.000 Well, some say the translation of virgin in the Quran with the 72 virgins is prunes.
00:07:21.000 Prunes?
00:07:22.000 What's that?
00:07:22.000 Say that again?
00:07:24.000 I'm not blowing myself up for prunes.
00:07:27.000 And to be totally fair, I'm not blowing myself up for virgins. 1.00
00:07:30.000 I fucked virgins when I was in high school. 1.00
00:07:33.000 It sucks. 1.00
00:07:35.000 I want a Puerto Rican divorced mom with long tits and bad tattoos. 1.00
00:07:43.000 And bunions. 1.00
00:07:45.000 Bunions?
00:07:45.000 Yeah.
00:07:46.000 Give me 92 Cardi B's.
00:07:49.000 We can talk.
00:07:50.000 That would be a fest.
00:07:51.000 Imagine that? 1.00
00:07:52.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:07:53.000 So yeah, Viagra Boys, that's their new hit, Ain't No Thief. 0.99
00:07:57.000 They got a new album out July 8th.
00:07:59.000 I want to get a little bit serious here for a second, and folks who are just listening to the audio will have to miss out on this.
00:08:11.000 I saw something today that someone sent me about somebody who works here and I want to say that what you're about to see does not represent censored TV.
00:08:22.000 It's certainly not who I am.
00:08:23.000 It's definitely not who Maddie is.
00:08:25.000 We regret that this happened.
00:08:29.000 We don't support it.
00:08:32.000 And we are definitely investigating.
00:08:34.000 We want to find out what happened, why Ryan did this, what his beef is with Slugs, and I want everyone to know that I had no idea this was going on, and I'm gonna make sure as hell you never see anything like this again.
00:08:51.000 Ryan, do you want to say that...
00:08:57.000 So this is Ryan Katsu Rivera throwing salt on a giant container of Wrigley slugs. 0.99
00:09:05.000 I mean, killing them.
00:09:08.000 Do you want to explain what you were doing there? 0.99
00:09:10.000 No. 1.00
00:09:12.000 This is fucking bullshit that my personal shit is aired on this fucking show. 1.00
00:09:18.000 Stupid. 1.00
00:09:19.000 Well, it was sent to me, so you're hurting our brand. 1.00
00:09:22.000 If you want to go murder... Are those slugs or snails? 0.99
00:09:25.000 They're slugs. 0.92
00:09:26.000 They're delicious. 1.00
00:09:26.000 If you want to murder slugs, you do that on your own time. 1.00
00:09:29.000 I literally did it on my own time. 0.96
00:09:30.000 I don't know how that footage surfaced.
00:09:32.000 I'm not okay with it being shown.
00:09:34.000 Show it again.
00:09:35.000 No!
00:09:35.000 Yes, show it again.
00:09:36.000 I want everyone to see what you do with your personal downtime.
00:09:40.000 You damage our brand. 1.00
00:09:42.000 I'm sitting here trying to be politically correct every day, trying to get vegans on board, and you're fucking murdering little tiny black snakes? 1.00
00:09:50.000 That's my food. 1.00
00:09:51.000 That's what me and my family eat.
00:09:53.000 It's not fodder for your show.
00:09:54.000 It's fooder for my family.
00:09:57.000 Oh, you're preparing a meal?
00:09:58.000 Yes.
00:09:59.000 Why else would they be in a pot?
00:10:02.000 I think I read about a guy who ate a slug on a dare.
00:10:04.000 Who sent this in?
00:10:05.000 And he died of some weird fungi.
00:10:07.000 No, that's if you don't cook them right.
00:10:10.000 Otherwise, they're just a delicious treat.
00:10:11.000 So there's Ryan.
00:10:14.000 They'll escape if you don't put the... Why are you making that face when you put the salt on?
00:10:18.000 I'm excited.
00:10:21.000 You seem worried, though, that it's gonna splash.
00:10:24.000 You know that moment, like, when you're done making a sandwich and you press it down?
00:10:27.000 Yeah, I go like this.
00:10:27.000 And you're like, I can't wait.
00:10:28.000 This is me pressing a sandwich down after I'm done the sandwich.
00:10:33.000 Okay.
00:10:35.000 And this is the equivalent of me pushing the sandwich down.
00:10:38.000 You were like.
00:10:41.000 Yeah.
00:10:42.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:10:43.000 And when I saw this, I thought maybe he should touch up his like bangs and shit. 0.99
00:10:47.000 Cause when it just hangs down there, it looks really bad. 0.99
00:10:52.000 Um, also in the news, my Mets bet is fucking on fire. 0.99
00:10:59.000 Oh, I. 1.00
00:11:01.000 I'm kicking ass and taking names. 0.99
00:11:02.000 I'm at 625. 0.98
00:11:04.000 The New York Mets are the number two team in the galaxy.
00:11:08.000 10-4.
00:11:10.000 I would argue number one, because number one is the Dodgers with 9-3.
00:11:16.000 Isn't 10-4 better than 9-3?
00:11:20.000 You've fought more fights.
00:11:23.000 I don't know.
00:11:24.000 Seems like you should be higher up.
00:11:29.000 So that's fantastic news.
00:11:30.000 Thank you.
00:11:30.000 You're welcome for that.
00:11:37.000 Also, I want to issue a t-shirt challenge to the viewers.
00:11:41.000 Remember we were talking about this in Shanghai.
00:11:43.000 It said there were drones that said, and I want to get this perfect.
00:11:50.000 Maybe you can look this up.
00:11:53.000 Control your soul's need for freedom.
00:11:57.000 Is that correct, Ryan?
00:11:59.000 That sounds about right.
00:12:00.000 So I was working on a shirt today.
00:12:01.000 Your soul's desire for freedom, I think.
00:12:04.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
00:12:05.000 Control your soul's desire for freedom.
00:12:07.000 So I was working on a shirt today that says it in Chinese.
00:12:09.000 We're going to sell these shirts.
00:12:10.000 That's awesome.
00:12:10.000 It'll just have that Chinese print.
00:12:12.000 And I talked to the guy at the t-shirt place and I said, what's the biggest print you can do? 0.97
00:12:16.000 He goes, you can go fucking big.
00:12:20.000 I think it's, let me look it up actually, cause that'll be part of the parameters. 0.97
00:12:23.000 So fill this shirt as big as you can.
00:12:26.000 Um, I should probably have prepared graphics for this challenge.
00:12:32.000 You know, 0.99
00:12:34.000 Where the fuck is he? 0.99
00:12:38.000 Sorry, this isn't very good TV. 0.99
00:12:40.000 But anyway, we'll listen to Chinese in the meantime.
00:12:48.000 I want to make a shirt that says that.
00:12:49.000 Just in Chinese.
00:12:50.000 No other things.
00:12:51.000 No logos.
00:12:52.000 No hammer and sickle.
00:12:53.000 No stars.
00:12:54.000 No nothing.
00:12:55.000 Just... What is it now?
00:12:58.000 Control your soul's desire for freedom.
00:13:04.000 That's pretty dark.
00:13:05.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 Control your soul's desire for freedom. 1.00
00:13:10.000 Now don't go sending us shit that says in Chinese, I like to eat out my mom. 1.00
00:13:15.000 We're obviously going to double check it. 0.99
00:13:17.000 Don't waste your time with pranks.
00:13:19.000 But uh, let's go for like this big.
00:13:23.000 Right?
00:13:23.000 So that's like 11 inches.
00:13:25.000 11 inches by 11 inches.
00:13:27.000 11!
00:13:27.000 A square.
00:13:28.000 A square shirt.
00:13:30.000 Just text.
00:13:32.000 So make the text kooky.
00:13:33.000 I don't know if we want to go crazy.
00:13:35.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:13:36.000 All I know is the shirt I worked on for like an hour looks like shit. 0.98
00:13:41.000 I was not impressed with Gav's graphic design skills. 0.98
00:13:44.000 I'm happy with this Biden shirt we made that I designed.
00:13:47.000 But, um, yeah, not super impressed.
00:13:50.000 But are we positive that's exactly what it says, Ryan?
00:13:52.000 Right.
00:13:52.000 Because is it not your soul, like S-O-U-L?
00:13:56.000 Is it your soul's desire or is it your soul desire?
00:14:00.000 No, it was your souls.
00:14:02.000 I wouldn't be making a t-shirt if it was your soul desire.
00:14:05.000 For freedom.
00:14:06.000 This is, my favorite thing about this quote is that we have, uh, what are you doing?
00:14:14.000 Showing the text here.
00:14:17.000 Look, just look up control your soul's desire for freedom.
00:14:19.000 It's right there on the top.
00:14:21.000 And you'll have, we're in the top where?
00:14:25.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:14:25.000 Control your soul's desire for freedom.
00:14:28.000 You don't need a period if it's in... Again, no English.
00:14:31.000 Just make it pure Chinese. 1.00
00:14:33.000 You see them fishing for food? 0.99
00:14:35.000 Holy shit, they're eating koi fish? 0.99
00:14:38.000 With a drone. 0.99
00:14:39.000 They're drone fishing.
00:14:40.000 Watch this shot.
00:14:46.000 The world is changing very fast. 0.99
00:14:51.000 That poor fish is like, what the fuck is going on? 0.99
00:14:55.000 I'm a bird now? 0.99
00:14:58.000 What happened?
00:14:58.000 Did I die?
00:14:59.000 A lot of Americans in Shanghai. 1.00
00:15:01.000 Shanghai sucks! 1.00
00:15:04.000 Shit, you know, I went to Shanghai with David Cross for Vice, and like all of China, it's disgusting. 1.00
00:15:10.000 Taiwan and China are both the same. 1.00
00:15:13.000 One is communist, one's capitalist. 1.00
00:15:15.000 They're both disgusting, filthy. 1.00
00:15:18.000 You ride your bike around, you check your hands, you wash them. 0.91
00:15:22.000 Everything is soot.
00:15:23.000 I don't think they have catalytic converters. 0.99
00:15:25.000 They have fucking ducks hanging outside on their balcony. 0.98
00:15:29.000 It's weird because the economy in Taiwan is the same as here. 0.99
00:15:34.000 But you go to someone's house and it's like there's storage containers in their living room and tile floors everywhere because it's easy to clean.
00:15:42.000 They're like lizard people. 0.97
00:15:43.000 They're like robots. 1.00
00:15:46.000 Fucking lame. 1.00
00:15:47.000 Although there's no crime. 1.00
00:15:48.000 So if you want a bike, just pick one up and steal it.
00:15:52.000 There's no locks.
00:15:54.000 When I lived there, every bike was my bike.
00:15:57.000 But, um, uh, Shanghai is just as disgusting as everywhere else in China, but they, it came, it was built overnight. 0.97
00:16:06.000 So, uh, they needed a skyline, they needed skyscrapers.
00:16:12.000 So they got a bunch of kids out of architecture school and said, build me the kookiest building you got.
00:16:18.000 I want our skyline to look really cool.
00:16:20.000 So their skyline is just a high school architect project.
00:16:24.000 Look up Shanghai skyline. 0.99
00:16:26.000 It's probably fucking 20 years old at the most. 0.97
00:16:29.000 And it's just this random hodgepodge of, you know, Lego. 0.98
00:16:34.000 Basically, a joke.
00:16:37.000 It's what a kid would do if he had spare time. 1.00
00:16:40.000 Look at these dumb buildings. 1.00
00:16:43.000 They're just made up fake buildings. 1.00
00:16:45.000 It looks like SimCity.
00:16:47.000 Yeah.
00:16:48.000 It's made by nerds.
00:16:49.000 It looks like Las Vegas, like a fake, like the way, like fake New York looks like.
00:16:54.000 Yeah.
00:16:54.000 If you had to make a city in an hour, that's what it would look like.
00:16:59.000 No culture, no love. 0.95
00:17:01.000 People shitting on the floor, leaving big turds everywhere, putting a hot turtle in a pile of boiling water. 0.90
00:17:07.000 Is that a real image or is that CGI?
00:17:09.000 You can't even tell.
00:17:10.000 It is CGI.
00:17:12.000 Shanghai is CGI.
00:17:16.000 You're gonna write that down for title of the episode.
00:17:18.000 Isn't it amazing how fast this first half hour goes for these freeloaders? 1.00
00:17:23.000 Damn. 1.00
00:17:24.000 Speaking of freeloaders, BeardVet is also paying for you assholes to not subscribe. 1.00
00:17:31.000 All you have to go to do is to go to censored.tv, pay $10 a month, and you have way more TV than you could possibly watch. 0.93
00:17:38.000 We give you, I give you personally a show every day, but then there's
00:17:42.000 We've got the Laura Loomer with the Candace Owens with the Milo. 0.98
00:17:46.000 We've got the fucking Cornel West and we have Joshua Cash. 0.99
00:17:52.000 We got Jim Gold every Sunday. 0.99
00:17:55.000 It's difficult to remember all of the shows we have and everyone gets pissed when I forget them.
00:17:59.000 SOF.
00:18:00.000 The archives alone are incredible.
00:18:04.000 And we go through all my other old shows from other networks.
00:18:06.000 I'm currently compiling everything I own onto this site.
00:18:09.000 So all this shit, all the sketches I had on, uh, on YouTube. 0.98
00:18:13.000 And of course, Matty's shitty little kitchen. 1.00
00:18:16.000 There we go. 0.96
00:18:18.000 By the way, Matty, someone sent in a letter today.
00:18:20.000 They said, please make fries.
00:18:23.000 Fries.
00:18:24.000 And I just had that same thought.
00:18:25.000 Yeah.
00:18:25.000 Yeah.
00:18:26.000 I spoke to you earlier.
00:18:27.000 A hundred percent.
00:18:29.000 People think it's easy.
00:18:30.000 It's not.
00:18:31.000 No.
00:18:32.000 You cut them the night before.
00:18:34.000 Wedges.
00:18:35.000 You soak them in water to, what's that, you get the starch out?
00:18:39.000 Yeah, you do the same thing when you make home fries and stuff like that.
00:18:43.000 You cut them into, like, home fries you would do the size of a dice, cubes, and you just soak them overnight.
00:18:49.000 And that gets the starch out?
00:18:50.000 Yeah, it softens them up and stuff, I believe.
00:18:52.000 I'm not sure, like, 100% with the technical terms.
00:18:54.000 And then what do you do, you blanch them?
00:18:58.000 The fries, you would then take that, you would just deep fry them.
00:19:01.000 But you do it twice, sir.
00:19:04.000 Maybe you shouldn't be doing fries, you sound like an amateur.
00:19:06.000 No.
00:19:07.000 I'll make some fries, you'll love them.
00:19:09.000 No, you get them, you soak them overnight, then you blanch them, and you cook them for a little bit, then you take them out, and then when they're finally ready to eat, you cook them for like five seconds.
00:19:21.000 Yeah, deep fry them. 0.91
00:19:22.000 Yeah, but twice.
00:19:23.000 Yeah, the first one is in water.
00:19:25.000 What's blanching?
00:19:27.000 Hot water, and then you throw it in ice.
00:19:29.000 Yes, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:19:30.000 That's how we used to do it, the old, uh... What the fuck? 0.99
00:19:33.000 What would you do? 0.99
00:19:33.000 You soak them? 0.99
00:19:34.000 When you blanch something, you blanch, like, vegetables or leaves or, like, stuff like that, you would take it, put it in boiling water, then take it out and put it in an ice bath.
00:19:42.000 Yep.
00:19:43.000 What does that do?
00:19:45.000 It drops the temperature.
00:19:46.000 Stops it from further cooking.
00:19:48.000 Ah.
00:19:49.000 Oh, I see. 0.99
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00:21:25.000 All right, let's get to what's really going on here.
00:21:27.000 The most important thing in the world is, of course, the Johnny Depp divorce hearings.
00:21:33.000 Is that what this is?
00:21:35.000 What is the name of this particular rumble in the jungle?
00:21:40.000 Is it his divorce hearings or is it a criminal case?
00:21:43.000 I don't know.
00:21:45.000 We just know they're in court fighting.
00:21:47.000 We don't know why.
00:21:49.000 I'm, of course, very close with Amber Heard.
00:21:51.000 I played her in a movie where I was her boyfriend.
00:21:55.000 No, I didn't play her in a movie.
00:21:57.000 I played her boyfriend in a movie.
00:22:01.000 Look that up, Brian.
00:22:02.000 Gavin McInnes, Amber Heard, 60-90. 1.00
00:22:06.000 Uh, my recollection of working with her was that she's an idiot, a very pretty moron, and I didn't know who she was when we were shooting. 1.00
00:22:15.000 She just started dating Johnny Depp like that week, and there was paparazzi everywhere coming out of awnings and stuff, and I was like, who the fuck are they? 1.00
00:22:24.000 What the heck? 0.98
00:22:25.000 And she goes, oh, that's because of me, probably, because I'm kind of a movie star. 0.70
00:22:30.000 I was like, really?
00:22:30.000 You're a movie star?
00:22:31.000 I never heard of you.
00:22:31.000 I didn't say I heard of you before, but I didn't.
00:22:34.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:22:35.000 One more time.
00:22:36.000 The hit movie with me and Amber Heard.
00:22:38.000 Christopher Walken was in it, too.
00:22:42.000 She was a rock star and I owned a recording studio and we used to schtup, but we had moved on. 0.98
00:22:50.000 So I probably should have fucked her, you know, on my off time to make the role more believable. 1.00
00:22:55.000 But I don't think she was very enthusiastic about that level of immersionism. 0.99
00:22:59.000 But anyway, they were shooting pictures of her.
00:23:01.000 If you look up me and her on images, you can see our scenes together.
00:23:07.000 What if you could pull that movie and find where... I'm trying to find, yeah, the actual... I've never seen it.
00:23:12.000 No kidding. 0.99
00:23:13.000 Acting is gay. 1.00
00:23:16.000 I got real bored of that shit. 1.00
00:23:17.000 You sit around for 14 hours to work for half an hour, and then what makes it to the screen is 30 seconds to a minute. 1.00
00:23:26.000 No, thank you. 1.00
00:23:28.000 And then the money sucks shit. 1.00
00:23:31.000 I mean, unless you're Christopher Walken. 0.99
00:23:34.000 I was gonna ask if you remember what scene, but you've never seen the movie, so.
00:23:38.000 Yeah, if you find a recording studio, I guess.
00:23:41.000 She's a singer. 1.00
00:23:44.000 It looks really boring, doesn't it?
00:23:46.000 Really pretentious.
00:23:47.000 The problem with a lot of movies, too, is the writers are these L.A.
00:23:51.000 nerds.
00:23:52.000 Jewish kids who just went to film school and never lived. 0.71
00:23:56.000 So they're writing about relationships and love and heartache and violence and danger.
00:24:02.000 And you're like, you might as well be from outer space.
00:24:05.000 Like the guy who wrote Saturday Night Fever, a Jewish dude, he'd never been to the Bronx. 0.98
00:24:10.000 He'd never been to New York.
00:24:11.000 Just Brooklyn?
00:24:12.000 He was just like, no, nothing.
00:24:14.000 Oh, he was an L.A.
00:24:15.000 kid. 1.00
00:24:16.000 And he was like, I'd imagine this how these fucking wops act. 1.00
00:24:19.000 Hey, don't touch the hair. 0.99
00:24:21.000 Hey, what are you doing?
00:24:24.000 Anyway.
00:24:26.000 Did I just see Tim Heidecker while clicking through?
00:24:28.000 I don't know.
00:24:35.000 He played me in a movie.
00:24:36.000 So you're in a movie with Christopher Walken.
00:24:38.000 Yes.
00:24:39.000 You can say that.
00:24:39.000 He's a peer of mine.
00:24:42.000 We're both actors.
00:24:44.000 Hi Chris.
00:24:46.000 Who are you?
00:24:46.000 I can't do Christopher Walken.
00:24:48.000 Would it be at the end?
00:24:49.000 I mean, because I'm all the way at the end.
00:24:51.000 Almost. 0.96
00:24:54.000 I don't fucking know, dude. 0.94
00:24:55.000 Well, let's see. 0.95
00:24:56.000 You want to see the credits?
00:24:57.000 No.
00:24:58.000 Okay.
00:24:59.000 Look us up in images.
00:25:00.000 Yeah.
00:25:01.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:25:02.000 Way to gavify this story that has absolutely nothing to do with me.
00:25:06.000 And our scene is like one minute, so I just wasted your time. 0.99
00:25:10.000 But the hearings are going on and it's becoming evident that she has literally shit the bed. 0.99
00:25:17.000 Oof. 0.99
00:25:19.000 That's pretty bad.
00:25:19.000 Have you ever shat your bed, Matty?
00:25:22.000 No.
00:25:23.000 Never.
00:25:24.000 Not even a little drop of, you know, when you're really in a bender and you have that fluorescent bile, that yellow... No, I've never... I don't think I've ever shit the bed, no. 1.00
00:25:33.000 That sort of... You know that stuff? 0.89
00:25:37.000 Well, that would be feces. 1.00
00:25:39.000 No, but when you shit in the toilet and you go, oh, I gotta go, and then just a teaspoon of yellow bubbles comes out and you're like, ever heard of poo, asshole? 1.00
00:25:50.000 I can't say that I have. 1.00
00:25:52.000 Yeah, so she's been exposed as shitting the bed, which obviously that doesn't mean that she regularly shits the bed. 0.99
00:25:57.000 What it means is they were going on fucking insane benders. 0.99
00:26:01.000 And I have a theory about this. 0.99
00:26:04.000 Hunter S. Thompson loved his drugs and loved his booze.
00:26:09.000 But here's where it gets controversial.
00:26:12.000 Not more than us.
00:26:13.000 When we were really partying. 0.96
00:26:15.000 But because he's an auteur, he would totally fucking exaggerate his intake. 0.94
00:26:24.000 Or he would take his craziest day and pretend it was his rigmarole. 1.00
00:26:32.000 And so Johnny Depp is an idiot. 1.00
00:26:35.000 Everyone who is an actor is a moron. 1.00
00:26:36.000 That's how they can sit around for 14 hours and generate one minute of content. 1.00
00:26:42.000 We have the opposite here.
00:26:43.000 We sit around for two hours and we generate 14 hours of content.
00:26:49.000 So he met Hunter Thompson.
00:26:50.000 He played him in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
00:26:53.000 And he became consumed.
00:26:55.000 He's like a... Johnny Depp is an empty vessel.
00:26:58.000 And when he meets people he just becomes them.
00:27:02.000 So he met Hunter Thompson and he was like, I'm going to become Hunter Thompson.
00:27:08.000 Even when he's with Shane McGowan, he gets this sort of slurry Irish accent. 1.00
00:27:13.000 It's fucking embarrassing, dude. 0.94
00:27:16.000 So, if you go to... Well, first of all, let's start with 1-3, where he's in the courtroom with Amber. 0.96
00:27:25.000 I hate that I don't see the URLs. 0.99
00:27:26.000 If you lost memory last night of kicking me out the door with the fucker hitting me. 0.96
00:27:33.000 Again, I'm sorry. 0.99
00:27:34.000 And your memory is gone from
00:27:39.000 Hitting me in the skull?
00:27:40.000 Because I'm recording you because I don't want you to sue me later.
00:28:04.000 Here's the moral of the story, guys.
00:28:06.000 Record everything.
00:28:08.000 I don't care if you're in the most bucolic marriage in history. 1.00
00:28:12.000 If your wife or your girlfriend is acting like a fucking lunatic, get it on tape. 1.00
00:28:18.000 Alex Jones told me that many years ago. 1.00
00:28:21.000 Write it down.
00:28:22.000 Documentation.
00:28:24.000 Because no matter how good you are, something could fuck up really bad. 1.00
00:28:29.000 And you better have proof that you're not a fucking psycho. 0.99
00:28:34.000 Is this us? 1.00
00:28:36.000 That's not me.
00:28:38.000 Somebody told me you're... It's like a minute 35.
00:28:41.000 Okay, they don't know what you look like or maybe I'm wrong.
00:28:45.000 Oh, there you go.
00:28:46.000 There we go.
00:28:47.000 He was right. 1.00
00:28:51.000 Holy shit! 1.00
00:28:52.000 She is alive! 1.00
00:28:54.000 We can stop calling the hospitals and the morgues now.
00:28:56.000 Sorry.
00:28:57.000 Let's do it again.
00:29:03.000 Smooth jazz, 96.3, the wave.
00:29:11.000 Next, Q103.
00:29:13.000 What's that?
00:29:14.000 Kristen Rock.
00:29:15.000 This one goes, Q103, the rock.
00:29:18.000 You punch rock, and then you do la-di-di-di on salvation. 0.77
00:29:22.000 Go.
00:29:24.000 Q103, the rock of salvation.
00:29:33.000 That would give Jesus a boner.
00:29:35.000 So you wrote your own lines.
00:29:36.000 I did that line, yeah.
00:29:39.000 Wait, keep going.
00:29:40.000 I'm enjoying this.
00:29:40.000 This is my favorite subject.
00:29:41.000 Me.
00:29:42.000 We'll watch the movie then.
00:29:44.000 Are you in this scene?
00:29:45.000 Yeah, I think we're walking down the street.
00:29:46.000 Or, unless they cut it. 1.00
00:29:48.000 Ah, fuck. 1.00
00:29:50.000 They cut it. 1.00
00:29:50.000 We had a whole conversation on the strazeets. 1.00
00:29:54.000 Damn. 0.99
00:29:55.000 Look up Gavin McInnes Amber Heard in Google Images. 0.99
00:29:59.000 There's not us walking down the street?
00:30:00.000 No, no.
00:30:01.000 Maybe it's been deleted from the internet.
00:30:03.000 Anyway, let's get back to their trial.
00:30:05.000 Now that you know that we're friends.
00:30:16.000 You know what's funny too?
00:30:17.000 I've seen tons of footage of him too. 1.00
00:30:19.000 They're both secretly recording each other during this entire shit marriage. 0.99
00:30:23.000 And here's what happened. 1.00
00:30:25.000 Johnny Depp married a beautiful French woman, I forget her name, Vanessa Paradis. 0.51
00:30:31.000 She became not young anymore, which happens, I'm not sure if you're familiar with how time works, but she became imperfect.
00:30:38.000 Still very attractive, but, sorry, 45, 50, whatever.
00:30:44.000 And so he went, ew, gross, like in Husbands and Wives when Judy Davis says, men, they love you till they show your age.
00:30:52.000 Then they want to trade you in for a younger model. 1.00
00:30:55.000 That is true of celebrities, not the rest of us, but sure, celebrities do that.
00:30:58.000 I guess because they can.
00:31:00.000 I didn't break up with her because of her looks. 0.97
00:31:07.000 We had irreconcilable differences and we didn't see the world together in the same sort of divot.
00:31:14.000 She's the mother of your children and did Amber, her, did she provide you with some sort of like view of the world that you shared?
00:31:21.000 She's a child. 0.99
00:31:23.000 A retarded child. 1.00
00:31:23.000 I met her. 1.00
00:31:24.000 I was in a movie with her. 1.00
00:31:25.000 She's an imbecile. 1.00
00:31:27.000 Well, that's actually kind of what got me into her in the first place. 1.00
00:31:30.000 I said, you know, she's in a movie with one of my favorite people, Gavin McInnes.
00:31:34.000 Thank you.
00:31:36.000 That's what got me into her. 0.99
00:31:37.000 We're both hunks, I guess, because of the hunk community. 0.79
00:31:40.000 That's right.
00:31:41.000 We had a bond there.
00:31:41.000 You know, at meetings at Disney, I would always ask them, I said, you should get this great guy, Gavin McInnes.
00:31:47.000 He's always drunk, too, so it's like, he's method acting.
00:31:52.000 So he dumped his chick in France because she got old. 1.00
00:31:56.000 And he fucked Amber Heard, just like Nicolas Cage with his weird little Japanese children that he fucks. 1.00
00:32:02.000 Sorry lawyers, I mean like young Japanese adult women. 1.00
00:32:07.000 And then you come, maybe more than once, right? 1.00
00:32:11.000 Maybe you fucked them for three days. 1.00
00:32:13.000 Like five days. 1.00
00:32:14.000 Maybe they bring home a chick too and you're like, this is me, I'm good. 1.00
00:32:17.000 Vanessa Paradis never wanted to fuck. 1.00
00:32:19.000 But then three days go by, you miss your kids and you're like, what the fuck have I done? 1.00
00:32:25.000 Big mistake, yeah. 0.98
00:32:27.000 So then you go, well, I recall Hunter Thompson talking about his regimen, and we have it here, it's 1-7.
00:32:35.000 Hunter Thompson claims that his regimen was, wake up at three, Dunhill's are cigarettes, right?
00:32:43.000 Cigarettes.
00:32:43.000 Yeah.
00:32:45.000 Chivas Regal, Chivas Regal, whatever that is, it's probably like a brandy or something, I'm not familiar.
00:32:50.000 Yeah, I think it's kind of like a cognac maybe.
00:32:52.000 Okay, so you had a tiny shot, like in the littlest little shot glass.
00:32:58.000 3.45 cocaine.
00:32:59.000 Now when he says cocaine, it could be a bump.
00:33:04.000 Possibly.
00:33:05.000 Another glass of Chivas, I don't believe you.
00:33:11.000 Coffee, 415, cocaine, orange juice, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine.
00:33:17.000 These could all be bumps.
00:33:19.000 This could all be little toots magoots.
00:33:22.000 Which is just like holidays in Costa Rica.
00:33:24.000 It's a holiday in Costa Rica!
00:33:28.000 Cocaine, $5.45.
00:33:29.000 Grass to edge the day.
00:33:31.000 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch.
00:33:32.000 Heineken, two margaritas.
00:33:34.000 Coleslaw, blah blah blah.
00:33:37.000 Have you pulled this up yet?
00:33:38.000 Yeah.
00:33:40.000 Nine.
00:33:40.000 Starts snorting cocaine seriously.
00:33:43.000 Now that could just be going from bumps to lines.
00:33:46.000 And they could still be small lines.
00:33:49.000 Drops acid at ten.
00:33:52.000 I'm willing to accept this happened once.
00:33:55.000 Maybe twice.
00:33:57.000 This is not your daily routine, dude.
00:33:59.000 You do not do cocaine and booze all day and then hit the acid at 10 p.m.
00:34:05.000 10 p.m.
00:34:07.000 or 10 a.m.?
00:34:07.000 Like clockwork.
00:34:09.000 10 p.m.
00:34:09.000 This whole thing starts at 3 p.m.
00:34:11.000 Oh.
00:34:14.000 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, cocaine, midnight. 1.00
00:34:18.000 Hunter Thompson is ready to write bullshit. 0.99
00:34:20.000 I don't know if you ever typed after like five beers. 1.00
00:34:25.000 It's impossible.
00:34:26.000 12 to 6 a.m.
00:34:27.000 I've always said that cops, if they want to catch a writer on the highway, don't do a breathalyzer.
00:34:33.000 Just give him a typewriter.
00:34:34.000 I've done it a million times.
00:34:36.000 You're like, boop, bop, beep, bop, boop. 1.00
00:34:38.000 It sucks. 1.00
00:34:39.000 It's impossible. 1.00
00:34:40.000 So no, he does not start writing at midnight after fucking nine hours of getting wasted. 0.98
00:34:47.000 But this was a well-publicized 0.99
00:34:50.000 Little fucking recipe that Hunter Thompson put out. 1.00
00:34:53.000 And a lot of guys, especially morons, went, that's fucking cool. 1.00
00:34:58.000 That's basically me, man. 1.00
00:35:00.000 I'm going to start doing that.
00:35:01.000 He's a genius in many ways.
00:35:04.000 It's very funny.
00:35:05.000 He had fettuccine Alfredo, which is the one thing I couldn't get down with, lactose intolerant.
00:35:13.000 So, Johnny Depp there, who we just spoke to, started doing that.
00:35:18.000 He would wake up and have four lines. 0.99
00:35:20.000 Dude, you wake up and do four fucking lines? 0.98
00:35:24.000 I don't care if it's 2022 Coke, 1970s Coke, that's a trajectory that is gonna go lots of booze, lots and lots of booze to help you get down, and it's gonna burn out in the next few hours. 0.99
00:35:41.000 That's what the Chivas Regal is for.
00:35:43.000 When you have the Chivas Regal it balances out the coke.
00:35:46.000 And I've heard even crazier things where he talks about like you read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and he's like doing ten Xanax and four Percocet and you're like no you're not you're lying you're taking a relatively kooky weekend you're making it your every day and you're multiplying everything by about four that's my point
00:36:06.000 But Johnny Depp didn't catch that.
00:36:07.000 He was just like, I gotta bring up my tolerance.
00:36:10.000 So, go back to the first one.
00:36:12.000 We got that.
00:36:13.000 Did we finish that?
00:36:14.000 We did not.
00:36:15.000 Okay.
00:36:21.000 It's 11 minutes, but... We're not doing this.
00:36:24.000 What you could do is... I wish we had her shitting the bed. 1.00
00:36:27.000 Oh, I have a clip of that. 0.99
00:36:29.000 Oh, good.
00:36:30.000 I'll find that.
00:36:31.000 This is the savage moments that I did in court.
00:36:38.000 Let me ask you a different question, Mr. Depp.
00:36:41.000 Yes.
00:36:41.000 Let's let him object to another one.
00:36:45.000 Conversation with Ms. 0.61
00:36:47.000 Hurd.
00:36:49.000 Let's move beyond the conversation that Kevin had with Ms.
00:36:58.000 Hurd. 0.99
00:36:58.000 Yeah, that is fucking annoying. 0.99
00:37:01.000 This is him talking about the shit on the bed. 1.00
00:37:03.000 Oh, there we go. 1.00
00:37:03.000 Money shot! 1.00
00:37:04.000 It's the perfect time.
00:37:05.000 She's not going to be home for two days.
00:37:08.000 And then he showed me a photograph on his telephone.
00:37:16.000 Objection, Your Honor.
00:37:19.000 It's a photograph, Your Honor.
00:37:21.000 As being relayed to him by Mr. Bett.
00:37:24.000 He says he looked at it on his phone.
00:37:26.000 I'll rule the objection as the photograph.
00:37:29.000 What was the photograph of, Mr. Depp? 1.00
00:37:32.000 Shit. 1.00
00:37:34.000 Dookie. 1.00
00:37:38.000 It was a splash of feces.
00:37:42.000 It was a photograph of the bed, our bed.
00:37:47.000 And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter.
00:38:00.000 I was wondering what words he was going to use.
00:38:02.000 Yeah, I was trying to figure out how he was going to describe it.
00:38:04.000 So I understood why it wasn't a good time to go down there.
00:38:08.000 I was close to saying number two. 1.00
00:38:11.000 So I thought it was she shit the bed because she was so wasted, but she purposely defecated on his side as a fuck you. 1.00
00:38:19.000 I'll show you, motherfucker. 1.00
00:38:21.000 Yeah, like an animal would shit, you know, to mark their territory. 1.00
00:38:26.000 She'd shit on the bed to say, you know, this is mine. 1.00
00:38:30.000 You know, I thought I'd been sleeping with a piece of shit this whole time, so I wasn't really too shocked. 1.00
00:38:36.000 Have you ever shit the bed, Ryan? 1.00
00:38:38.000 I've never shit the bed, no. 0.99
00:38:39.000 I have.
00:38:39.000 Oh my god, I have.
00:38:40.000 When I was a kid.
00:38:41.000 Kid?
00:38:43.000 I was a kid, but it was a full turd and I had my underwear on.
00:38:47.000 Look, all questions are for adults.
00:38:49.000 Understood, but this is what's weird.
00:38:51.000 Did you ever piss your diaper? 0.73
00:38:52.000 I had my... Did you ever barf all over your onesie? 0.94
00:38:55.000 I woke up with my underwear on, but the turd was outside of my underwear, so it's almost like somebody had planted it there.
00:39:02.000 And what age is this?
00:39:03.000 This is like six or seven years old.
00:39:05.000 That's not part of this show. 0.99
00:39:07.000 Well, it's too old to shit a bed, really. 0.99
00:39:09.000 No, it's not really that nuts. 0.98
00:39:11.000 I think I was framed. 0.84
00:39:13.000 Okay, I shat the bed in Jamaica recently.
00:39:16.000 Maybe like two years ago. 0.98
00:39:17.000 I think it's the only time I shit the bed. 0.79
00:39:18.000 But I thought I had a fart and then I looked down and we've been partying very hard. 0.83
00:39:22.000 And there was that little yellow neon plasma.
00:39:28.000 It's hard to get out.
00:39:29.000 It's like butt bile.
00:39:30.000 Yeah, it's like someone broke a fluorescent marker. 0.68
00:39:32.000 At least it's not poop.
00:39:35.000 Somebody highlighted this part of the bed.
00:39:36.000 It must be really important.
00:39:38.000 All right, that's enough of the freeloaders.
00:39:39.000 We're going to get to the letters page.
00:39:40.000 We're going to start taking calls.
00:39:42.000 We're going to put up the live chat.
00:39:43.000 We have so many different venues to speak to our people on the Thursday night live shows.
00:39:49.000 We've got the letters page, which I went through all day and I'm only reading the cream of the crop.
00:39:55.000 We have the calls that come in.
00:39:57.000 718 something something.
00:40:00.000 We have the live stream where people pay money.
00:40:04.000 5 bucks to 100 bucks.
00:40:06.000 100 bucks is definitely getting read.
00:40:08.000 Some of them just go on the screen.
00:40:10.000 And 100% of that money goes to Max and John.
00:40:12.000 Our buddies in prison.
00:40:17.000 For fighting Antifa for 17 seconds.
00:40:19.000 4 years for that.
00:40:21.000 So we want them to have a nice nest egg when they get out.
00:40:25.000 And then there's also the various rocket chats on the site, censored.tv.
00:40:30.000 That's right.
00:40:31.000 Look at that.
00:40:32.000 Four different ways.
00:40:33.000 That you can interact.
00:40:35.000 To interact.
00:40:37.000 With the family, because we're like a family here together on censored.tv.
00:40:41.000 And one little minor rule, guys.
00:40:43.000 When you call, you get one thing, okay?
00:40:46.000 Not, while I have you on the line, no.
00:40:49.000 You know why? 0.97
00:40:49.000 Because through trial and error, we have learned that the second thing always sucks. 0.97
00:40:55.000 It's always like, blah, blah, blah.
00:40:57.000 Do you guys think that we'll go to war with Russia?
00:41:00.000 What would happen if we did?
00:41:02.000 We discussed that.
00:41:03.000 And then wait, one last thing.
00:41:04.000 Has Matty ever had a Mohawk?
00:41:06.000 What? 1.00
00:41:07.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:41:08.000 Goodbye. 1.00
00:41:08.000 May I have you? 1.00
00:41:10.000 Yeah, in like ninth grade.
00:41:15.000 Dr. Knockers, that's your shirt? 0.98
00:41:18.000 You just went into fucking Google Translate and that's not even the saying. 0.98
00:41:24.000 It's much longer than that. 0.98
00:41:26.000 Copy and paste it and see.
00:41:28.000 Wow, thanks for helping out guys.
00:41:30.000 Anyway, so please go to censored.tv.
00:41:33.000 Ten bucks a month, that's like two beers a month depending where you live, depending how the economy is with you.
00:41:39.000 And you get more entertainment than you could possibly handle and you'll never watch anything else.
00:41:44.000 We cover everything that those other people cover. 0.99
00:41:47.000 We're going to talk about the guy who was terrorizing Mike Tyson and got his ass kicked. 0.99
00:41:51.000 So it's not like you miss anything. 0.99
00:41:53.000 You don't need any other site but Censored.TV.
00:41:57.000 And we talk to you the way we talk to our friends at the bar, which is brutally honest.
00:42:04.000 Oh, is that what he did?
00:42:04.000 He did a trick?
00:42:08.000 So yeah, till we see you again, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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