Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 29, 2022


GOML LIVE #146 - MATTRESS BOY (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes
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Ryan Katsu Rivera Julie Kelly Taylor Lorenz Ethan Nordine Matty O'Dell Bitcoin Tucker Ed OG Christopher Hitchens Michael Malice Bob Odenkirk Peter Hawkirk Chris Pratt Rudolph James Johnny Apple CBD Mercedes Carrera Andrew Breitbart Alright Mercedes Christian George Bush and 29 more
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Gavin McInnes and Matty O'Dell talk about Ed Og's new shirt, porn star Mercedes Carrera's new look, and why you should never be gang raped in your own home, even if you're a porn star. Plus, a call-in from a Japanese man named Ryan Katsu Rivera. Get Off My Lawn Live is now available on most major podcast directories, and you can find us on Apple Podcasts, Podchaser, and Stitcher. Subscribe to our new podcast, The Nod, wherever you get your stuff, and stay up to date on what's going on in the world. Thanks to caller Ryan for the call in questions, and thanks to all the listeners who sent in their thoughts and suggestions. Got a rebuke? Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255-7386 or text "ELT" to 741741, and we'll get it on the show. Thank you so much for all the love and support you all have shown us, we really appreciate it. Get off my Lawn Live! -Gavin & Matty Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Music by PSOVOD. Art by Macklemore and Paul Westervelt. The album art for this episode was done by Jeffree Starz. We'd like to hear your thoughts on the shirt you're wearing on this episode. Send us your thoughts and we'd like us to be featured on the next episode of the podcast. If you like it on social media, we'll be listening to it on next week's episode of Off The Lawn. Send us a review on the podcast! Thanks, Matty & Ryan Rocha and we're looking forward to hearing from you! Thanks again for listening to this episode of Gav and Gav & Gav's shirt by Gav. -Maggie's shirt made by The Odeon. Gav is . - Gav, Gav has a new shirt by the Odean Brothers & other things like this week's shirt is by The Orchard. Gav s shirt by The Boyz & Gave it out to Gav on the bar in the bar at the bar by The Bar at The Bar & the bar is by the Bar & Gaggan's in the back of the bar. -- Thank you for listening.

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00:00:12.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:31.000 We're good to go.
00:00:54.000 That was Ed OG, known to his close friends as Ed Og, or Ed Og.
00:01:00.000 Big Boston rapper, probably the most popular Boston rapper outside of fucking Jump Around Dudes, House of Pain. 0.57
00:01:07.000 The first to break it into the international scene, and this was back in the 90s when you could, when blacks rapped about culpability and said, 0.99
00:01:20.000 We got to stop the violence and save our communities and be better men and stick around our babies.
00:01:26.000 And then the left got involved and said, no, no, no, just complain.
00:01:31.000 It's way cooler to complain.
00:01:33.000 And we lost culpability on a lot of different fronts.
00:01:38.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
00:01:39.000 We have Matty O'Dell in the studio for a change.
00:01:41.000 What's going on, everybody?
00:01:43.000 For a change.
00:01:44.000 Yep.
00:01:44.000 I'm here every week.
00:01:45.000 Besides that, it's rarely here.
00:01:49.000 And of course, a Japanese man named Ryan Katsu Rivera is visiting us.
00:01:56.000 Japanese and Puerto Ricans.
00:01:57.000 So you know how this goes.
00:01:58.000 The first half hour is free.
00:02:00.000 Then we go behind the paywall.
00:02:01.000 We've got sponsors paying for the free part.
00:02:04.000 We make the video and the audio free.
00:02:07.000 And it's not really that typical of the show.
00:02:09.000 Usually on the show, we go through the news.
00:02:12.000 We make some jokes.
00:02:13.000 We mostly make fun of people.
00:02:14.000 We're very rude.
00:02:16.000 And on this show,
00:02:19.000 It's more about getting in touch with the guys who pay.
00:02:23.000 So we talk to the subscribers, we do a live chat, we do calls, and we go through the letters.
00:02:31.000 I've painstakingly gone through the mailbag today and selected only the very few.
00:02:38.000 But before we get into any of that, I want to talk about something pretty serious that happened to me in my home.
00:02:50.000 Not unlike Bob Odenkirk's home invasion, this was a violation of my most sacred space.
00:02:57.000 Ryan, these new backgrounds don't work. 0.98
00:02:58.000 They're too dark.
00:03:00.000 You lose the contrast.
00:03:03.000 No, they have to be, like, white. 0.89
00:03:05.000 Anyway. 0.99
00:03:07.000 Bob Odenkirk claims he was home invaded three times, which does not make any fucking sense. 0.92
00:03:14.000 No one is home invaded 1.5 times. 0.98
00:03:18.000 First of all, if someone's home invaded, there was that porn star who got home invaded, she got like gang raped, and that's how I know who Mercedes Carrera is, and that's why we still talk on a regular basis, because the left totally abandoned her, because she's a porn star, and that's gross. 0.99
00:03:35.000 No, I'm not pro-porn, I'm anti-porn, but uh... 0.82
00:03:39.000 Criminals, porn stars, they're all still human beings. 0.99
00:03:44.000 And believe it or not, if you're a porn star, you do not deserve to be gang raped in your own home. 1.00
00:03:48.000 No. 1.00
00:03:49.000 You do deserve to be gang raped on any bridge in the surrounding area near your home. 1.00
00:03:55.000 Consensually. 1.00
00:03:56.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:03:57.000 Consensually gang raped. 0.98
00:03:58.000 Oh, that's a good name for a band. 0.99
00:04:00.000 oh there you go so Mercedes freaked the fuck out when everyone ignored that girl and I appreciated that but anyway 1.00
00:04:14.000 I, this shirt I'm wearing, I'm wearing this shirt like Mattress Girl.
00:04:17.000 Remember Mattress Girl?
00:04:18.000 She claims she was raped and she carried a mattress around with her for her entire school year.
00:04:23.000 No way.
00:04:24.000 Yeah.
00:04:24.000 She's on the cover of New York Magazine as the new sexual revolution.
00:04:29.000 Now, if she was raped, yeah, that's pretty intense and I support you. 0.91
00:04:33.000 That's a good way to bring attention to it. 0.99
00:04:36.000 But what happened was she was going in the vagina hole in doggy style and her German exchange student boyfriend, with whom she discussed anal regularly, put it in the wrong hole momentarily. 0.99
00:04:51.000 And she claims that was the rape. 1.00
00:04:53.000 What's going on with her fucking Barack Obama fro there? 1.00
00:04:58.000 Is that her new look? 1.00
00:05:00.000 That's my new look.
00:05:02.000 That's a bad look, dude.
00:05:04.000 For a chick. 1.00
00:05:06.000 I've had the mattress. 1.00
00:05:08.000 A lot of folks say I was raped.
00:05:10.000 But I was.
00:05:12.000 So anyway, if you look at what she literally went through, I have been through this yesterday.
00:05:20.000 And that's why I'm wearing this shirt.
00:05:21.000 Allow me to tell you the story.
00:05:23.000 So two days ago, I was wearing this shirt.
00:05:26.000 It's a very cozy shirt.
00:05:28.000 It's made by the Ogden Brothers, I believe.
00:05:30.000 We'll find that out in a second when I take it off.
00:05:32.000 But I had my reading glasses and my normal glasses.
00:05:35.000 I had my normal glasses in my pocket and I was wearing my reading glasses.
00:05:40.000 And I was alone at Gavstav watching Better Call Saul, which has become my new tradition.
00:05:46.000 And I put on a chair.
00:05:49.000 I have these canary yellow bar stools, so to see the shirt on the chair is hurting the aesthetic of GazTav, so I'm annoyed by it.
00:05:58.000 When I go upstairs, I grab the shirt, I throw it over my shoulder, I know my glasses are in it, and I throw it on another, like on the couch upstairs, while I'm closing up the house, making sure everything is secure before bed.
00:06:10.000 Next day I wake up, I go to get my glasses, I can't find them anywhere!
00:06:16.000 Anywhere!
00:06:18.000 I searched for 40 minutes.
00:06:23.000 The kitchen, the bedroom, under the bed, every single kid's bed.
00:06:28.000 I'm going to rooms like my daughter's room that I was nowhere near from like 6 p.m.
00:06:34.000 on.
00:06:35.000 I know I had my glasses post 6 p.m.
00:06:40.000 And I had been to my daughter's room after that.
00:06:44.000 So there's no reason to check my daughter's room.
00:06:46.000 Right.
00:06:47.000 I check it.
00:06:48.000 Then I start going crazy.
00:06:50.000 I start checking hiding spots.
00:06:52.000 I catch myself checking the fridge.
00:06:55.000 And then I'm starting to look at spots that I've already checked several times, like the dirty laundry.
00:06:59.000 It'll magically appear there.
00:07:01.000 It'll magically appear.
00:07:02.000 You did, you looked here before, but you, you were wrong.
00:07:05.000 You didn't look here before.
00:07:06.000 You just think you did.
00:07:08.000 Going over the same, I'm going through my wife's laundry bag. 1.00
00:07:11.000 40 fucking minutes! 0.99
00:07:14.000 I'm late for the gym, which ended up being late. 0.99
00:07:17.000 I didn't have my glasses all Wednesday.
00:07:20.000 Who did I date?
00:07:23.000 So this goes on and my son was uh he's got a broken wrist so he was staying in sleeping in late uh he didn't have to go to school till 10.
00:07:31.000 I go have you seen my glasses or they're they're in a blue shirt this blue shirt they're in a blue shirt and he he's a teenager so of course I get oh
00:07:44.000 Like I could be on fire and go, Hey man, do you know if there's a fire extinguisher around here?
00:07:48.000 I don't know.
00:07:49.000 Well, I'm burning to death.
00:07:51.000 I'm self emulating.
00:07:54.000 Immolating?
00:07:57.000 So he goes, no, I don't know.
00:07:58.000 Okay.
00:07:59.000 So that sticks up here.
00:08:00.000 Right.
00:08:02.000 And then I go to work all day.
00:08:03.000 I go into the city, compound media is canceled.
00:08:07.000 So I go back to the Bronx.
00:08:09.000 We shoot a show here.
00:08:12.000 I get home and I just can't relax. 1.00
00:08:14.000 I can't do anything until I find those fucking glasses. 0.99
00:08:17.000 Our house is not that big. 0.99
00:08:20.000 So I start doing what I call a sweep.
00:08:21.000 You know when you leave a hotel room?
00:08:23.000 You do a sweep.
00:08:25.000 You go into the bathroom, you check every nook and cranny in case you left a charger or a toothbrush.
00:08:30.000 There's always something.
00:08:31.000 There's always an iPhone charger, especially if you're with a family.
00:08:35.000 There's always an iPhone charger.
00:08:37.000 So you start in one corner and you rule out every room.
00:08:39.000 You look under the beds.
00:08:41.000 Then you can leave the hotel room. 1.00
00:08:42.000 So I'm doing that to my own fucking home. 0.99
00:08:45.000 And I'm going deep, boys. 0.99
00:08:47.000 I'm going under couches.
00:08:48.000 I'm going into laundry rooms.
00:08:50.000 I'm checking fridges again.
00:08:52.000 Already checked the fridges.
00:08:56.000 Eventually.
00:08:57.000 My wife, I've been texting her all day.
00:08:59.000 I know this is crazy.
00:09:00.000 I know you're busy, but have you seen my blue shirt with my glasses? 0.98
00:09:04.000 She doesn't even fucking respond. 0.96
00:09:07.000 That's the level of disrespect we're dealing with here. 1.00
00:09:10.000 I hate this fucking shit! 1.00
00:09:13.000 Oh, it gets worse. 1.00
00:09:15.000 So eventually they noticed that I'm grumpy and I can't talk because what I'm doing now is I'm in the FBI and I'm ruling out every single area in the house. 0.99
00:09:26.000 Fridges, bars, fucking storage units. 0.98
00:09:31.000 Places where we store stuff. 1.00
00:09:34.000 Uh, my dog's like food.
00:09:37.000 I'm going through everything.
00:09:39.000 And I can go, I can definitively say this area has no shirt with glasses in it.
00:09:45.000 Right?
00:09:46.000 So pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
00:09:47.000 I'm upstairs now.
00:09:49.000 And my wife eventually goes, maybe it's in our son's dirty laundry or his clean laundry. 0.97
00:09:55.000 This has been 36 hours.
00:09:58.000 Okay, maybe not 36 hours, right?
00:10:00.000 I woke up.
00:10:01.000 Okay, it's only been like 10 hours since I lost them.
00:10:06.000 She goes to my son's bed. 0.99
00:10:10.000 What the fuck is there? 1.00
00:10:14.000 This shirt. 1.00
00:10:16.000 What's that?
00:10:17.000 Say that again. 0.71
00:10:18.000 This shirt.
00:10:20.000 What?
00:10:22.000 With my glasses in it.
00:10:23.000 What?
00:10:24.000 Fold it up?
00:10:26.000 No. 1.00
00:10:26.000 Thrown like a piece of trash. 1.00
00:10:28.000 Oh lord. 1.00
00:10:29.000 Discarded? 1.00
00:10:31.000 She, as she's, and this is what my wife does and it drives me fucking nuts. 1.00
00:10:36.000 She thinks she's cleaning up when she grabs random piles of things and puts them in a neat pile. 0.95
00:10:41.000 So you could have a broken light bulb, a used syringe, a banana peel, and a notebook, and she would just go like, notebook, broken glass, used syringe, banana peel, and there'd be a neat little stack.
00:10:55.000 That's not cleaning up. 0.88
00:10:57.000 Most of that shit goes in the garbage and the notepad goes in the notepad section. 1.00
00:11:01.000 It's not a joke. 1.00
00:11:02.000 You got to stay alert when you're cleaning up.
00:11:04.000 It's not a dumb job cleaning up.
00:11:07.000 It takes concentration. 0.99
00:11:09.000 You don't just fucking like not make it look like a bomb dropped. 0.97
00:11:13.000 You have to everything in its place, a place for everything. 0.91
00:11:17.000 So anyway, she eventually notices that, uh,
00:11:23.000 I'm freaking out. 0.91
00:11:25.000 I'm starting to think I'm insane, actually, because I know that this shirt has these glasses and something's fucked up. 0.94
00:11:32.000 So she checks my son's bed. 0.91
00:11:34.000 It's right there at the very top. 1.00
00:11:37.000 With a bunch of his other, the kids will all wear like sweatshirts and fucking sweatpants. 0.99
00:11:41.000 She picks it up. 0.99
00:11:42.000 Oh, there it is. 1.00
00:11:44.000 Now this fucker, my son, has been sitting on his ass saying, oh, while it was two feet from him, 1.00
00:11:51.000 I know what you're saying, Gavin, why didn't you check his room? 1.00
00:11:54.000 I did.
00:11:55.000 But the bed that he was like one foot away from, I figured it can't be that.
00:12:00.000 You're right, you're right, you're right.
00:12:02.000 I should have been more thorough in his room.
00:12:03.000 But he's going like, well you was bursting my room!
00:12:06.000 Playing MLB or whatever. 0.99
00:12:08.000 And I go, I gotta find my fucking shirt, I need my glasses. 0.99
00:12:11.000 I need glasses all day. 0.99
00:12:13.000 He's like, whatever.
00:12:16.000 And then I go, she gives me the shirt and I go,
00:12:20.000 It's been here the whole time?
00:12:23.000 And then my son goes, oh my God.
00:12:26.000 And I go, what are you oh my God-ing?
00:12:28.000 I didn't have my glasses all day.
00:12:30.000 It's not just a shirt.
00:12:35.000 And then I exaggerated my nearsightedness.
00:12:36.000 I don't really need these.
00:12:37.000 I need them for reading.
00:12:38.000 How are you doing, Gavin?
00:12:40.000 They're just like reading glasses that I can wear on my face.
00:12:43.000 I miss my glasses all day.
00:12:46.000 And then I look at her and I just go,
00:12:50.000 And I decide I'm gonna do something new. 0.99
00:12:53.000 Instead of going, what the fuck?! 0.99
00:12:56.000 I swear to God, it was the last thing I knew.
00:12:58.000 I told you like ten times!
00:12:59.000 I was trying to find my shirt with my glasses!
00:13:02.000 I was like, no, no, no, no.
00:13:04.000 This is revenge.
00:13:06.000 So guess what I did?
00:13:08.000 Nothing.
00:13:09.000 She wears, she started wearing slides. 0.99
00:13:11.000 I fucking hate slides almost as much as Crocs. 0.98
00:13:16.000 So her slides are gone. 0.99
00:13:18.000 Does it crocs, slides, and flip-flops, or just... It goes flip-flops are bad, slides are worse, crocs are unacceptable.
00:13:30.000 Especially for a woman, you know?
00:13:32.000 A grown woman, a mom.
00:13:34.000 Like you don't have to wear stilettos every day, but you have to try a little bit.
00:13:39.000 Those are gone.
00:13:40.000 I'll never, I'll never tell you could torture me for 10 hours.
00:13:42.000 I would never tell you where I hid those slides.
00:13:47.000 And then with the boy, I, I'm Scottish.
00:13:51.000 My stomach does not work very well.
00:13:53.000 We're used to like, uh, meat pies and, uh,
00:13:57.000 Beer, really.
00:13:57.000 Yeah.
00:13:58.000 We're not good with spice or anything, but I drink a lot of liquor and eat a lot of Mexican food, a lot of Jalapenos. 0.99
00:14:05.000 So my shits in the morning are... There's a special section in the basement for me that I've been sent to. 0.99
00:14:11.000 Yeah, pee room.
00:14:12.000 Yeah.
00:14:14.000 So... Gavstav.
00:14:15.000 Yes, there's a bathroom in Gavstav.
00:14:17.000 I'm supposed to use that.
00:14:18.000 No, not this morning.
00:14:19.000 I used the bathroom that's next to his room.
00:14:22.000 I destroyed that.
00:14:25.000 You blew it up as they would say.
00:14:28.000 So that's my new form of parenting and being a husband.
00:14:32.000 And I think you should vacillate.
00:14:34.000 You can be a grump for four days, you can get in a fight, or you can just smile and go, thanks for my shirt.
00:14:41.000 Thanks for my glasses.
00:14:43.000 I wish you nothing but the best. 0.94
00:14:45.000 Evil and vindictive.
00:14:46.000 The darkness behind the eyes would really alert me.
00:14:50.000 Good luck finding your slides, and good luck brushing your teeth tomorrow.
00:14:56.000 Because both of you are in for a world of hurt. 0.99
00:14:59.000 And then, while they're wondering, like, why was that shit so bad? 1.00
00:15:03.000 It doesn't usually shit in my bathroom. 0.99
00:15:06.000 And, where are my slides? 0.98
00:15:07.000 They look over, and I'm just, like, stirring my coffee with this same shirt on, like, Hey. 1.00
00:15:15.000 Hot shit! 1.00
00:15:17.000 How's it going? 1.00
00:15:19.000 Oh.
00:15:19.000 Notice you're wearing your normal shoes today instead of your usual slippers.
00:15:26.000 You've just been gavved.
00:15:28.000 Nothing wrong with that.
00:15:30.000 Nothing wrong with that.
00:15:32.000 Um, let's say thank you to Johnny Apple CBD, our oldest sponsor, our most wonderful sponsor.
00:15:42.000 We always talk about the tincture that we put in the coffee.
00:15:44.000 We always talk about the gummies that help you sleep.
00:15:48.000 We always talk about the, the vapes and the cartridges they sell and the delicious cookies they have at johnnyapple.com, promo code Gavin, 15% off.
00:16:00.000 But I was always reluctant to mention the non-THC, totally legal, high you get.
00:16:07.000 Because I'm like, is that good for them?
00:16:09.000 Do they want to support that?
00:16:11.000 Well, here they are saying, mention our new nighttime tincture with CBN and the HHC Super Hemp Stem Vape Pen.
00:16:22.000 The nighttime tincture is CBN infused with CBD and a really powerful relaxant.
00:16:27.000 The super hemp stem is a blend of CBN, CBD and HHC distillate, a derivative of THC.
00:16:38.000 And it will get, here's them talking here, it will get users extremely high and sedated.
00:16:45.000 So, 0.99
00:16:47.000 I know they wanted to avoid anything illegal, and they do, but I didn't know if they wanted to promote the fact that some of this shit gets you real toasted. 0.99
00:16:56.000 Zonked. 1.00
00:16:58.000 Zonkified. 1.00
00:16:59.000 So take it easy on the gummies, folks. 1.00
00:17:04.000 Especially the HHC, whatever it is, super hemp stem.
00:17:08.000 Oof.
00:17:09.000 Like, my wife had two and she had to put an ice pack on her chest and I had to do the Gavin McInnes Show slash GOML till 2 a.m.
00:17:19.000 to keep her grounded.
00:17:22.000 Of course she said, you loved it. 1.00
00:17:23.000 No, bitch. 1.00
00:17:25.000 I didn't love staying up till 2 a.m. 1.00
00:17:27.000 making sure you laughed all night.
00:17:29.000 And I don't like looking for my glasses for hours.
00:17:32.000 And by the way, with that previous story,
00:17:35.000 Um, I searched all morning.
00:17:38.000 I was not happy all day knowing that physics had been defied and a shirt that I knew should be easy to find had vanished.
00:17:48.000 I'm starting to think someone broke into my house.
00:17:49.000 Over and over and over and over.
00:17:53.000 But I do know what cheered you up yesterday.
00:17:56.000 Matty's fantastic meat pie.
00:17:58.000 Scotch pies.
00:18:01.000 I assume that everyone in Britain loves scotch pies as much as you and I. No one in Britain has heard of them but Scottish people.
00:18:10.000 Well, James is James.
00:18:13.000 Here's my theory. 0.99
00:18:14.000 The land is so shit in Scotland that there's no arable land so they have that weird lard pastry and then lamb on the inside. 0.99
00:18:22.000 That's all they can make with some beans. 1.00
00:18:26.000 Fuck it's good. 1.00
00:18:28.000 You nailed it. 1.00
00:18:28.000 Now I don't know if this will air in the next Matty's Shitty Kitchen, right? 1.00
00:18:34.000 Oh yeah, next Wednesday.
00:18:37.000 Yesterday was the pork.
00:18:40.000 No, the shrimp and the peanut spicy noodles.
00:18:42.000 Matty, could you aim the mic to your mouth a little more?
00:18:45.000 Sure.
00:18:46.000 Yeah, the spicy, which was delicious.
00:18:48.000 I don't want to sound critical here, because it was a fantastic meat pie, but you told me that you got the wrong pepper.
00:18:55.000 So I had pepper in my head when I bit it.
00:18:57.000 Bit it?
00:18:58.000 When I ate it.
00:18:59.000 And so it tasted peppery, but I think that may have been the result of suggestion.
00:19:06.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:19:10.000 My cousin Michael, he was there towards the tasting part, and he's the one who mentioned it to me, because Ryan and he were eating them at first, and then I had some.
00:19:20.000 Oh, so Mike noticed it was peppery?
00:19:22.000 Yeah.
00:19:22.000 Okay, so it's not just in my head.
00:19:24.000 No, no, no.
00:19:25.000 But me planting that seed, when I said to you, hey, it was supposed to be white pepper, not black pepper.
00:19:32.000 I've got a pretty incredible guest coming on.
00:19:35.000 Why did 14% of the recipe produce 50% of the flavor?
00:19:40.000 That's what I'm wondering.
00:19:41.000 What, you thought it was peppery too? 0.60
00:19:42.000 No, it was like a black violence statistics joke. 0.95
00:19:46.000 Don't give away the joke, dude.
00:19:47.000 Are you sorry?
00:19:49.000 Sorry, I'm checking out my phone for our imminent guest.
00:19:54.000 El Gueste Eminente.
00:19:56.000 So you gotta give me a little more time to catch up on the joke.
00:19:59.000 Should I take a poke of this?
00:20:01.000 Now I put a skull and crossbones on this.
00:20:04.000 This is the Delta 8.
00:20:06.000 Should we see what happens to me if I take a couple pokes?
00:20:08.000 Okay.
00:20:08.000 Yeah!
00:20:09.000 Because I might not perform as well.
00:20:11.000 Which would be... That would be impressive if you could possibly do worse.
00:20:15.000 If you can get any worse than what you are now, then go for it.
00:20:18.000 I didn't know you'd go below zero, but that would be something.
00:20:22.000 Bye bye.
00:20:25.000 Remember that in high school you'd have acid and you'd be like, see ya later!
00:20:28.000 That was a big poof. 1.00
00:20:35.000 Let's see what it do, what it do.
00:20:37.000 Back in the Adderall days, we would also, you'd have an Adderall and a large coffee, and you'd come up, back when I had the ad agency, we would do a lot of Adderall.
00:20:44.000 Not a lot, actually, five milligrams. 0.97
00:20:46.000 To young people today, that's fucking, to anyone today. 0.98
00:20:49.000 They're taking the peaches, 30 milligrams. 0.99
00:20:50.000 It was a lot for me.
00:20:52.000 So a large coffee and five milligrams, and I'd just go up to my business partner and go, I am high as a guy on the 4th of July.
00:21:02.000 Um, so I'm not gonna announce this guest until we call her, in case she doesn't answer, but uh... Let's give it a whirl here, folks.
00:21:11.000 You ready?
00:21:12.000 Sure.
00:21:19.000 Tell me how the volume is there, Ryguy.
00:21:21.000 Sounding good so far, sir.
00:21:22.000 You're too stoned to know.
00:21:25.000 I know.
00:21:33.000 Three ringy dingys, as Gilda Radner would say. 0.94
00:21:37.000 Four ringy dingys.
00:21:39.000 Not looking good, folks.
00:21:41.000 I'm gonna have to call my parents to make up for this.
00:21:44.000 Please leave your message for... Quick on the draw!
00:21:55.000 Almost gave her a phone number.
00:21:57.000 I think they can parse the rest.
00:22:00.000 They'll just click four and then try every other combination. 0.99
00:22:03.000 We fucked up. 0.99
00:22:04.000 We all did. 1.00
00:22:05.000 Um... It's not even four.
00:22:08.000 I don't know why she said a ff sound.
00:22:10.000 That's Libs of TikTok! 0.99
00:22:14.000 Well, thanks for coming on.
00:22:15.000 And I got her number.
00:22:16.000 She said, I saw you requested an interview.
00:22:18.000 I'm glad you guys got in touch.
00:22:21.000 You guys have supported me from the beginning.
00:22:23.000 I just said, I feel like I just got a text from Elvis.
00:22:26.000 And I said, love to do a sit down, but we'll take what we can get.
00:22:28.000 She goes, let's just talk on the phone.
00:22:30.000 Sure.
00:22:30.000 And I was like, and I'll just explain that we're live.
00:22:39.000 By the way, speaking of live, you can go to the live desktop thing.
00:22:48.000 You click live.
00:22:49.000 Donate to read a message on air.
00:22:51.000 We'll read most of them.
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00:22:55.000 But you click right here.
00:22:56.000 Fill it out.
00:22:57.000 Read your message.
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00:24:00.000 Gotcha.
00:24:01.000 For our listeners out there.
00:24:03.000 So I want to ask Liv's at TikTok a few things.
00:24:06.000 One, do you think you caused the Don't Say Gay bill?
00:24:09.000 Because I think she did.
00:24:11.000 And then two, I wanted to ask her about the Taylor Lorenz defense.
00:24:16.000 So Taylor Lorenz is the, I don't know, HuffPo, Daily Beast, they're all the same to me.
00:24:21.000 Journalist who... Doxter.
00:24:23.000 Who Doxter. 0.99
00:24:24.000 The left's defense is there was two women with that name, 0.99
00:24:29.000 I wanted to make sure I didn't expose the wrong one.
00:24:33.000 So I went to the house of the other Chaya, whatever, Leblath, very like Israeli sounding names, to say, are you the one that slips a TikTok or is it the other one? 0.58
00:24:44.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:24:46.000 Which makes you go, okay, like, say I do take that side.
00:24:50.000 Why are you so determined to find the name of the person doing the account?
00:24:54.000 Yeah.
00:24:56.000 Like, why is that so important to you?
00:24:58.000 But the reporter was all over the news a couple of months prior to that, literally crying.
00:25:04.000 Yes.
00:25:05.000 Because she was doxxed.
00:25:06.000 And how horrible of a thing it was, and then she turns around and does it.
00:25:11.000 You know, graffiti artists are popular all over New York City. 0.99
00:25:14.000 Why is there not this giant push to find out who the fuck this particular graffiti artist is? 0.98
00:25:19.000 Why do you need to know the name of the woman who's doing that? 1.00
00:25:23.000 Who cares?
00:25:24.000 Why don't you defend the people that she's exposing and point out why their ideas are awesome? 0.99
00:25:30.000 Anyway, we're missing a lot of these fucking... 0.97
00:25:33.000 Live chats, I feel bad. 0.99
00:25:34.000 Go back to the first one, Ryan.
00:25:37.000 Something about... No, not that one.
00:25:40.000 Can you discuss Milo in more depth?
00:25:42.000 Why he left the industry?
00:25:44.000 What exactly is he doing?
00:25:45.000 Did he split from his husband?
00:25:48.000 He left, we had a negotiation about pay and it kept going up and up and up and up and up and then I said dude this is getting crazy and he said oh whatever I can see which way the wind is blowing goodbye.
00:26:02.000 I was like alright.
00:26:06.000 Because he's used to big money.
00:26:07.000 He's used to millions and millions of dollars.
00:26:10.000 So when he's negotiating with a Scotsman, I'm just like, I don't know if that's a bit rich. 1.00
00:26:15.000 And then he told me to fuck off. 1.00
00:26:16.000 Not in a bad way. 1.00
00:26:17.000 He just said, like, I can see which way the wind is blowing.
00:26:20.000 And I said, OK, buy it.
00:26:21.000 And I think it took him by surprise because he expected the money he was asking for.
00:26:26.000 But um and then you know he's like me he's cancelled.
00:26:29.000 So where else is he gonna go?
00:26:30.000 So he goes to Church Militant.
00:26:32.000 They take him in and he's doing a great job there.
00:26:36.000 I don't know if he's split from his husband.
00:26:38.000 I mean he says he's not gay anymore right?
00:26:41.000 I'm gonna say yes.
00:26:42.000 I'm gonna guess yes.
00:26:44.000 Do you believe he will return to the scene in the coming months?
00:26:48.000 Well this brings up the the
00:26:51.000 The confusing question, the unanswerable question, can you come back from being canceled?
00:26:58.000 And I don't think so.
00:27:01.000 Will I ever have a Jimmy Kimmel show on NBC?
00:27:05.000 Is it even fathomable?
00:27:08.000 No, that's like a different universe.
00:27:09.000 That's a multiverse.
00:27:11.000 You think the Elon Musk Twitter thing, let's say you were back on Twitter.
00:27:14.000 If I'm back on Twitter, I'll be banned in a month.
00:27:18.000 I don't know.
00:27:20.000 Let's say you weren't.
00:27:21.000 Couldn't that start a revolution?
00:27:25.000 If I am back on Twitter, I'll tell you what my first tweet will be.
00:27:28.000 What? 0.99
00:27:28.000 Niggers caused the Holocaust. 0.99
00:27:30.000 I wouldn't do that. 0.95
00:27:31.000 They did.
00:27:32.000 I understand that, but I don't think... Through basketball.
00:27:36.000 I know.
00:27:37.000 I've seen the documentary.
00:27:41.000 But.
00:27:44.000 Look, this is going to sound crazy.
00:27:47.000 But hear me out.
00:27:48.000 And I'm going to say the most outrageous part first. 0.99
00:27:52.000 Niggers caused the Holocaust through basketball. 1.00
00:27:56.000 Now I hate that word. 0.96
00:27:58.000 Basketball.
00:28:02.000 Um, no, I don't know.
00:28:03.000 I think that might, because all the eyes would be on you.
00:28:05.000 They'd be like, let's see how bad these bad people are.
00:28:06.000 I know, but when you're in a situation like that, you just can't resist saying the worst thing imaginable.
00:28:10.000 Yeah, I hear ya.
00:28:13.000 Well, he said, Elon tweeted today that he's next gonna buy Coca-Cola so he can put cocaine back in it.
00:28:18.000 Yes.
00:28:18.000 He did say that, yeah.
00:28:19.000 Do you know why Coca-Cola doesn't have cocaine?
00:28:23.000 Because it's illegal.
00:28:24.000 But why was it made illegal?
00:28:29.000 I guess people were getting hooked on it. 0.96
00:28:32.000 The American government decided that the Negro gets too crazy on cocaine. 0.93
00:28:38.000 And it's not good for society as a whole. 0.97
00:28:40.000 So we have to ban it.
00:28:41.000 That's why they ban it?
00:28:43.000 They outlawed it?
00:28:44.000 They outlawed it.
00:28:45.000 They're hoping it would cut out the basketball thing that started the Holocaust. 0.99
00:28:49.000 Okay, let me... Wait, we might... We have hopes for Limbs of TikTok.
00:28:55.000 The rest of that Milo message, they said that he's our generation's Christopher Hitchens.
00:28:59.000 Oh, he's great.
00:29:00.000 I love him.
00:29:00.000 It's amazing.
00:29:01.000 I love him.
00:29:02.000 I always will.
00:29:03.000 You ever see the Hitchens versus brother debate?
00:29:06.000 Christopher and what's his name?
00:29:07.000 Peter?
00:29:07.000 I think so.
00:29:08.000 Hello?
00:29:09.000 Hello, libs of TikTok! 0.60
00:29:12.000 Hi.
00:29:13.000 Hi, how are you?
00:29:14.000 Good, how are you?
00:29:17.000 Good.
00:29:17.000 You sound like you're maybe 33.
00:29:23.000 Uh, I'm not going to confirm or deny anything about my age.
00:29:27.000 You sound like you have a large mole above your left eyebrow.
00:29:34.000 Um, I will neither confirm or deny anything.
00:29:37.000 You sound like you have a neck tattoo of an eagle giving America the finger.
00:29:44.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:29:46.000 Um, hi, how you doing?
00:29:47.000 I'm good.
00:29:49.000 Are we live now?
00:29:50.000 You are being recorded.
00:29:50.000 We're live.
00:29:51.000 You're being broadcast.
00:29:52.000 This is it.
00:29:55.000 I hope I didn't pressure you into this call.
00:29:58.000 I'm more excited that you want to be my best friend, so we can scrap any interviews if I can retain that friendship.
00:30:06.000 Um, okay, yeah.
00:30:07.000 I mean, I'm happy to do this for you guys, but people have been sending me clips of you guys mentioning me for months already.
00:30:14.000 So, I know that you guys have been supporters from the beginning, and I appreciate that.
00:30:18.000 You know, I did an interview recently where they said, Andrew Breitbart said that politics is downstream from the culture.
00:30:24.000 Can you give me an example?
00:30:25.000 And I said, libs of TikTok is the reason we have the Don't Say Gay Bill. 0.99
00:30:30.000 Would you agree with that?
00:30:32.000 Well the left keeps saying that and I really really want to believe it's true because that would like make me feel so good about myself and I believe it's probably it's like a tiny
00:30:45.000 It's a bit partially true, but I don't think I was the one responsible for it.
00:30:50.000 I mean, DeSantis is obviously really on top of these things.
00:30:53.000 He knows what he's doing, and what he's doing is incredible, and he probably was in the works for a while, but I think it probably helped a little bit, and definitely helped to rally support for it.
00:31:04.000 Well, this is the thing.
00:31:04.000 Yep.
00:31:06.000 You know, politics and laws are based on the general consensus.
00:31:12.000 Sometimes the general consensus is wrong.
00:31:14.000 But in this case, it was right.
00:31:16.000 And I think what happened was we all knew that kindergarten teachers are pro-gay and very left.
00:31:22.000 And we didn't really care because we thought they're just teaching them ABCs and 123s.
00:31:26.000 And ultimately, most education is just a glorified daycare.
00:31:30.000 But what you did is you took public information and you said, no, these guys are not casual about it. 0.98
00:31:37.000 It's really fucking in your face. 0.96
00:31:40.000 And that's when I think America as a whole went, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 1.00
00:31:45.000 We don't care if you're gay. 1.00
00:31:47.000 We don't care even if you're trans, if you're some chick who managed to grow a beard. 1.00
00:31:50.000 But like, your obsession with it is making me very uncomfortable. 0.69
00:31:57.000 Their obsession with pushing it on the kids, yeah. 0.86
00:32:00.000 And you know what we always say on this show, we go, homosexuality is a sexual preference. 0.99
00:32:06.000 Kids are not sexual.
00:32:07.000 Why is this on the books?
00:32:10.000 Yeah.
00:32:11.000 I mean, when kids are old enough to understand, then, you know, they can choose to do whatever they want.
00:32:17.000 I mean, that should definitely not be in school.
00:32:21.000 It shouldn't be part of the curriculum.
00:32:23.000 Like, hey kids, when you're dating, there's gonna be a lot more oral and a lot of foreplay. 0.99
00:32:29.000 Obviously as you get older, in a marriage, 20 years in a marriage, there's gonna be a lot more doggy style than you'd expect. 0.97
00:32:37.000 Missionary is about a tenth of marital sex, okay?
00:32:41.000 It's very important you know that.
00:32:45.000 If you memorize that, then you get an A. Yeah.
00:32:48.000 You can say that back to me without laughing.
00:32:50.000 And you know, another thing they don't get about kids is,
00:32:54.000 I have kids and anytime, not just sex, but any kind of like kisses or smooching or like even in a movie where two people seem attracted to each other, it disgusts them.
00:33:08.000 They abhor it.
00:33:10.000 Do you have?
00:33:11.000 Can we ask if you have kids?
00:33:12.000 No, I don't have kids.
00:33:13.000 I don't have kids yet.
00:33:14.000 Yeah, they're not into it at all.
00:33:17.000 You might as well be talking to
00:33:20.000 So I follow a lot of leftist accounts and their review of the Taylor Lorenz thing is that she's totally innocent, she found your name, 0.87
00:33:38.000 And then she found another woman with the same name.
00:33:41.000 So she said, I'm just going to verify that I don't expose the wrong Chaya whatever weird Israeli name you have.
00:33:52.000 So I'm going to meet her to say, hey, I don't want to get you embroiled in this if I got the wrong one.
00:34:00.000 That's their defense.
00:34:02.000 What do you think of that?
00:34:05.000 Well, I think it's funny because she went on an interview afterwards, and she said that she was going to post the story anyway, and then she blamed, um, I don't know if you saw this, but they were saying that before the story even came out, people on Twitter were talking about how she showed up to people, my family members' homes, and so she was blaming them for confirming the story for her, and she was like, oh, well, you know, she did it herself.
00:34:35.000 I don't even think she knows.
00:34:56.000 She does.
00:34:57.000 I don't.
00:34:58.000 She's lying and she knows that.
00:35:00.000 So it wasn't just one other woman with your same name that she approached.
00:35:04.000 It was all kinds of relatives.
00:35:07.000 Uh, she approached quite a few people and there are a lot of people who actually share my name.
00:35:12.000 So, um, I don't, I don't, I don't know how she was planning on confirming a hundred percent who it was.
00:35:19.000 What is that name?
00:35:20.000 Is it Israeli? 0.77
00:35:21.000 Uh, no, it's not.
00:35:23.000 Okay.
00:35:25.000 I'm not even sure where it originates.
00:35:28.000 Eastern European, maybe?
00:35:34.000 So, are you suing her?
00:35:36.000 Are you thinking of taking legal action?
00:35:39.000 I can't discuss any of that.
00:35:41.000 Sorry.
00:35:42.000 Okay.
00:35:44.000 You're not thinking of suing me, are you?
00:35:47.000 Not yet, but we'll see how the rest of this plays out.
00:35:49.000 Oh, great.
00:35:51.000 I knew this was going to be bad.
00:35:52.000 Well, thanks for calling in.
00:35:55.000 I just want to say that you're an inspiration.
00:35:58.000 I love what you do.
00:35:59.000 And just like Project Veritas, the thing I love about what you do is there's not that much editorial.
00:36:05.000 There's 0.01 editorial.
00:36:08.000 It's just, hey, everyone, I know you abhor these people. 0.99
00:36:11.000 You avoid them like the plague because they're fucking annoying. 0.96
00:36:13.000 But here's just in case you want to dip your toes in, here's what they're saying on a regular basis. 0.99
00:36:21.000 I was shocked.
00:36:22.000 I thought I was in tune with them, but I was mortified.
00:36:27.000 Yeah, it's mortifying.
00:36:29.000 And when you keep seeing it over and over and over again, it just confirms that it's not just a one-off case.
00:36:33.000 I mean, this is happening constantly.
00:36:35.000 So it's really, it's scary what's going on.
00:36:39.000 And there seems to be an element of animosity to it.
00:36:43.000 Like, oh, you think that I'm going to go your way with the American flag?
00:36:48.000 Not only am I not doing that, these are my flags. 0.99
00:36:51.000 Like, there's a real fuck you element to it that's indicative of Antifa and the radical left. 0.92
00:36:56.000 You know, when I was a kid, my kindergarten teacher was the sweetest old lady you could conceivably imagine. 0.95
00:37:02.000 Yeah, same.
00:37:06.000 And this seems more like some sort of a in your face, almost like revenge.
00:37:13.000 Yeah, it feels it feels a little bit like organized.
00:37:16.000 Like, I mean, I don't know.
00:37:19.000 They're like, you know, we're going to go into all the schools, we're going to take over all the schools and this is what we're going to do.
00:37:24.000 Yeah.
00:37:25.000 Yeah, it does feel like that.
00:37:27.000 Indoctrination.
00:37:29.000 That's the ultimate question, too, with the radical left, is how much is some grandiose plan, and I vacillate from these two options, so how much is some grandiose plan, some globalist evil plan, and how much is just like an incompetent virus that gets into the system via unions and spreads like a metastasized cancer against its own will?
00:37:51.000 I don't know.
00:37:52.000 I don't know which one it is.
00:37:57.000 And the other big thing with this is, and Jen Psaki was in tears discussing this recently on the news, it's all about defending gay kids who are being bullied.
00:38:11.000 And I've checked in with parents with young kids.
00:38:14.000 The only bullying going on is anyone who doesn't say they're trans or bi.
00:38:19.000 There's the gay bashing thing is like 30 years out of date. 0.59
00:38:25.000 I think they just really want to be a prog. 0.67
00:38:30.000 They really want to be a what?
00:38:31.000 Oppressed.
00:38:32.000 So they want to protect them.
00:38:34.000 Yeah, and they've got oppression by proxy. 0.95
00:38:37.000 It's Munchausen, where they say, these gay kids are getting bullied and I'm standing up for them.
00:38:41.000 Okay.
00:38:42.000 Well, you may want to check in to see if the gay kids are being bullied before you change the entire educational system forever. 1.00
00:38:48.000 Make sure there's evidence of that.
00:38:48.000 Right.
00:38:51.000 Yeah.
00:38:52.000 Well, thanks for calling.
00:38:53.000 We're out of time, but I should probably say this off-air, but can we become friends?
00:39:00.000 Um, let me sleep on it.
00:39:02.000 Okay.
00:39:03.000 You got time.
00:39:03.000 That's great.
00:39:04.000 Okay.
00:39:05.000 All right.
00:39:06.000 Well, it's been nice.
00:39:08.000 Thanks so much for appearing on the show.
00:39:10.000 I know you put a lot of, uh, you're risking a lot more cancellation by even speaking to me, but, uh, I think you're doing the Lord's work.
00:39:20.000 All right.
00:39:20.000 Thank you.
00:39:21.000 Thanks Libs.
00:39:23.000 Bye.
00:39:26.000 Bye.
00:39:28.000 This is a clip from Tucker that says that you might not want to be my friend.
00:39:33.000 Are you hurt by that?
00:39:34.000 Yeah.
00:39:35.000 Well, she's a busy woman. 1.00
00:39:36.000 She didn't say no.
00:39:38.000 I might have to put on my hurt shirt again.
00:39:41.000 She kind of said no.
00:39:42.000 Oh God.
00:39:44.000 Kind of sounded like she didn't like you at all.
00:39:49.000 Didn't sound like she enjoyed the interview.
00:39:51.000 No, she did.
00:39:52.000 But this is a clip from Tucker saying she actually is responsible.
00:39:56.000 DeSantis' spokeswoman or press secretary said it.
00:40:01.000 Millions of parents are grateful for that.
00:40:03.000 So is Gratina Pushaw, who's the press secretary for the governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis.
00:40:06.000 Tucker, you gotta... He was partly in response to videos that she saw... Fly away in the back there?
00:40:10.000 Gotta get some Razzak!
00:40:13.000 Ultimately banned public school teachers from lecturing kindergartners about sex.
00:40:17.000 That's no law.
00:40:18.000 It's one of the most popular laws in the state.
00:40:20.000 Pretty big.
00:40:20.000 It's a big bill.
00:40:38.000 Retweet her. 1.00
00:40:39.000 That's a nickname, by the way, Pasha, because she's the way she just like blows off questions. 1.00
00:40:43.000 She's like, her last name, I think, is Rudolph.
00:40:48.000 Rudolph?
00:40:50.000 I love your repertoire for names.
00:40:51.000 What's your fake name?
00:40:52.000 What's your fake name?
00:40:54.000 Well, usually I usually use Lamia.
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00:42:45.000 I keep telling you, my optometrist... No, not my optometrist.
00:42:50.000 Who do you buy your glasses from?
00:42:51.000 Uh-oh.
00:42:55.000 This is a free call from...
00:42:58.000 Oh! 0.60
00:42:58.000 Alright, the phone's laid down. 0.60
00:43:00.000 Mother California.
00:43:01.000 Yeah, it's three hours back.
00:43:01.000 California.
00:43:02.000 Hey Mercedes, you're live on the air.
00:43:28.000 What's going on?
00:43:31.000 Not much.
00:43:32.000 I'm just here in the wonderful West Valley Detention Resort.
00:43:39.000 San Bernardino's been all over the news recently.
00:43:41.000 Someone just killed a Hells Angel in a club there.
00:43:44.000 There was another major murder that went on I think yesterday.
00:43:48.000 Oh really?
00:43:50.000 That place is hopping.
00:43:58.000 How's life in jail?
00:43:59.000 They say that's the biggest part of it is it's boring.
00:44:03.000 Very mundane.
00:44:31.000 Okay, so you're totally focused, you're in your cell, you're reading about China, you're reading about Russia, you're learning Mandarin, you're investigating conspiracy theories like Russians orchestrated 9-11, all this stuff.
00:44:45.000 Give us a grand picture of the past hundred years.
00:44:49.000 What's really going on?
00:44:52.000 What do I think is going on?
00:44:53.000 Yeah.
00:44:54.000 Okay, well, I mean, really, what we have right now, or what's going on in myself?
00:45:01.000 Are you asking about... No, no, I mean the globe.
00:45:04.000 History, Russia, China, the West, the East.
00:45:08.000 Okay, well, actually, what's happening right now, what Russia's doing is what Russia did in the 19th century.
00:45:13.000 There's a great book by Peter Hawker,
00:45:16.000 We're good to go.
00:45:35.000 And the British at the time went into an extreme amount of Russophobia.
00:45:40.000 And they did exactly what America is doing now.
00:45:43.000 America is the new Anglo-American Empire. 0.96
00:45:45.000 And the British were unwilling to fight the fight, but they armed the Circassians.
00:45:51.000 And the Circassians were absolutely leveled. 0.72
00:45:53.000 They were destroyed in this battle.
00:45:55.000 Because the Russians have always been a disorganized army. 0.90
00:45:58.000 They will throw endless amounts of
00:46:02.000 of men at the fight.
00:46:03.000 So they destroyed Circassia and they ended up annexing the empire. 0.94
00:46:08.000 The Russians are always, always expanding. 1.00
00:46:12.000 Catherine the Great always had designs for Constantinople.
00:46:16.000 Turkey has absolutely come back to life. 0.99
00:46:19.000 Most people don't know this, but there's a fight right now in Armenia and Azerbaijan.
00:46:25.000 This has come back to life.
00:46:26.000 This is because Turkey is awakening.
00:46:28.000 Do you think that there's going to be a world war?
00:46:49.000 There will be a world war, but I think there's a handing off of power.
00:46:52.000 Most people don't know that the Russians and the Chinese are creating their own cryptocurrency that's blockchain-backed.
00:47:01.000 And whenever you see currencies change... See, part of the reason that these currency blockades have not affected them is because they have created their own currency system, this blockchain-backed currency.
00:47:14.000 The SWIFT sanctions have not affected them.
00:47:19.000 This is a big deal, because if they have their own currency system, then they are able to create their own transfers in Eurasia, right?
00:47:28.000 And that's why they banned Bitcoin.
00:47:30.000 90 to 95% of Bitcoin was actually mined in the Xinjiang region.
00:47:35.000 Well, this is getting too complicated for my tiny brain.
00:47:38.000 Mercedes, we got to go.
00:47:40.000 But are we all going to die in a nuclear war within the next week?
00:47:46.000 Alright Mercedes, thanks for calling.
00:47:48.000 Love you, bye.
00:48:16.000 Yeah, I've heard that rumor that Putin actually owns Bitcoin.
00:48:24.000 Really?
00:48:24.000 Yeah.
00:48:25.000 Well, we should also make it clear before we leave that Mercedes has been accused of one of the most heinous crimes imaginable, child molestation. 0.99
00:48:33.000 There's been no evidence of that.
00:48:36.000 The authorities confiscated her hard drives and found nothing.
00:48:40.000 She's a good friend of mine, has been for many years.
00:48:43.000 I have to keep open in my mind the one to two percent chance that she's guilty, but you're innocent till proven guilty and I strongly believe that she's a victim of this political witch hunt.
00:48:57.000 She's
00:48:57.000 Sexy and cool and fun and interesting and smart and she was making MAGA sound cool.
00:49:03.000 And I believe she was framed.
00:49:05.000 She's got a born-again Christian ex-husband who won in custody of the kid and got the kid to say horrific things.
00:49:14.000 And the reason the whole case got wings and she hasn't even been able to see a judge for three years. 0.96
00:49:22.000 Has it been now?
00:49:23.000 Yeah.
00:49:23.000 It's because she's MAGA.
00:49:26.000 And my evidence, of course, is everyone else I know that's MAGA in prison, not getting any justice.
00:49:31.000 From Ethan Nordean to Joe Biggs to Max Hare to John Kinsman.
00:49:35.000 The list goes on.
00:49:36.000 Brendan Vaughn, Nick Ox.
00:49:40.000 We don't have justice in this system.
00:49:42.000 We have a deep swamp mob. 0.97
00:49:45.000 And it's fucked up because we're even wondering, you know, what's true and what's not, even amongst our own friends. 0.99
00:49:52.000 It's the Soviet Union. 0.98
00:49:54.000 You don't know who to trust.
00:49:56.000 You don't know who's listening. 1.00
00:49:57.000 You don't know who's going to frame you tomorrow and throw you in prison for bullshit. 1.00
00:50:03.000 Moles everywhere. 1.00
00:50:04.000 Moles everywhere! 1.00
00:50:06.000 Can I say this to Ethan Nordean?
00:50:09.000 He has written a letter about his experience in there and just some of the things about the system that everybody should read.
00:50:16.000 If you go to Julie Kelly's Twitter, at Julie Kelly, at Julie underscore Kelly too, it's there at amgreatness.com.
00:50:25.000 So that just came out today, which should be pretty huge.
00:50:27.000 Oh good.
00:50:28.000 Yeah, we were gonna get Ethan on the show.
00:50:30.000 I had trouble with Securicor.
00:50:31.000 I applied to Securicor's video messaging with him, and they let me down.
00:50:36.000 They said, no, you did not pass.
00:50:38.000 The jail refuses to let you video chat with him.
00:50:40.000 Whoa.
00:50:41.000 But Ryan got through.
00:50:42.000 I did.
00:50:43.000 Wow, that's crazy. 0.99
00:50:45.000 Anyway, it's fucking insane. 0.99
00:50:47.000 These times we're living in. 0.98
00:50:51.000 Definitely.
00:50:53.000 We saw the cops let them in.
00:50:54.000 I mean,
00:50:57.000 It was a meandering, not an insurrection.
00:50:59.000 I was talking to a bartender last night in Grand Central who was saying his wife is from Moscow and she goes, to this day, if they're talking about anything controversial, she takes his phone and her phone and she puts it in another room.
00:51:17.000 Oh yeah.
00:51:18.000 Because that's how she grew up.
00:51:19.000 But he said, but with her in Moscow, she was worried someone had a glass up against the wall.
00:51:25.000 And I was like, they did.
00:51:27.000 And he goes, yeah, they did.
00:51:29.000 It wasn't paranoia.
00:51:30.000 Wow.
00:51:31.000 And as Michael Malice points out, they would have family members turning each other in.
00:51:35.000 So you're sitting at dinner looking at everyone.
00:51:39.000 So yeah, when I talk to Mercedes, of course, there's a little tiny part of my brain going, what if my friend is lying?
00:51:45.000 What if my friend did molest a child?
00:51:48.000 Not a fun thing to have in the back of your mind.
00:51:51.000 No.
00:51:51.000 But I'm 98% sure that she's innocent.
00:51:56.000 I think that's, she should be happy with that, right?
00:52:00.000 Yeah.
00:52:02.000 What are you at, Ryan?
00:52:03.000 With her innocence?
00:52:04.000 Like... Yeah, 90-something percent.
00:52:07.000 In the 90s?
00:52:09.000 Anyway, we're gonna go behind the paywall now.
00:52:11.000 We usually only do half an hour, but we had some hot guests.
00:52:15.000 We're gonna start taking calls and reading letters.
00:52:19.000 So, to the freeloaders who are not willing to spend $10 a month, you're really... I don't know why... Why don't you just try it for one month?
00:52:29.000 I, my show alone is now five days a week.
00:52:32.000 It's fantastic.
00:52:33.000 It gives you all the news you need.
00:52:34.000 It touches all the hot topics.
00:52:37.000 Tonight we're going to be talking about, what's the big hot topic? 0.97
00:52:40.000 Um, fucking, uh, obviously Elon Musk is big, but, um. 0.95
00:52:45.000 Well, if you're subscribed, you could talk to us. 0.99
00:52:48.000 Otherwise, we don't give a shit about you. 0.99
00:52:49.000 Oh, Chris Pratt. 0.99
00:52:50.000 They're trying to cancel Chris Pratt.
00:52:53.000 Because I guess he's not rabidly left-wing.
00:52:56.000 He's based.
00:52:57.000 The Guardians of the Galaxy guy's like, for what?
00:53:00.000 For your made-up witch hunt? 0.80
00:53:01.000 So my point is gonna be, this is all it takes to push back against the mob.
00:53:05.000 It takes one person in control, a CEO, a director, the manager of the restaurant to go, yeah, I know what he did.
00:53:13.000 I know what he did.
00:53:13.000 I know what he said.
00:53:15.000 He still works here, that's fine. 0.99
00:53:17.000 Like I was at a pizza place the other day and I see this fucking boomer couple freaking out and staring at me. 0.98
00:53:23.000 I'm in Westchester and they're on the stairs and they're pointing. 1.00
00:53:27.000 They're rich!
00:53:28.000 I can tell this guy makes two million a year.
00:53:30.000 Him and his wife are loaded.
00:53:32.000 White couple, not Jewish, Italian it seemed.
00:53:37.000 And he goes, he's pointing at me and then and I go,
00:53:41.000 Hi!
00:53:42.000 Because the cat's out of the bag.
00:53:44.000 He goes inside the restaurant.
00:53:45.000 We were at the patio.
00:53:46.000 He goes inside the restaurant and he complains to the owner. 1.00
00:53:50.000 And he goes, you have a fascist out there or some shit. 0.99
00:53:54.000 And the manager goes, we don't ask our customers their political affiliations. 0.99
00:54:00.000 It's not really my job to make sure that everyone I serve food to agrees with me politically.
00:54:04.000 So that's not really on the table.
00:54:08.000 That's all it takes.
00:54:09.000 He didn't agree with me.
00:54:10.000 I don't support the Proud Boys.
00:54:13.000 He doesn't have to say.
00:54:14.000 He doesn't have to Zeke Hile. 0.63
00:54:20.000 So then the guy runs out.
00:54:21.000 I think I've told you this story before.
00:54:22.000 He runs out.
00:54:24.000 He has no adrenaline control.
00:54:26.000 And he goes, I know who you are.
00:54:30.000 I don't want you here.
00:54:32.000 I don't like you in this town.
00:54:35.000 I know your name.
00:54:36.000 You don't know my name.
00:54:36.000 I'll tell you my name.
00:54:39.000 And I go, I don't care what your name is.
00:54:41.000 I said my usual, if you want to debate, we can debate.
00:54:43.000 If you want to fight, we can fight. 1.00
00:54:45.000 But otherwise, fuck off. 1.00
00:54:46.000 I don't care what a stranger thinks. 1.00
00:54:48.000 And he goes, I don't want you here.
00:54:51.000 I just go, why would you think I would care?
00:54:54.000 You're a stranger.
00:54:56.000 Who cares what strangers think about themselves?
00:54:59.000 I would have said, how's it feel to want? 1.00
00:55:01.000 Fuck outta here. 1.00
00:55:02.000 And then he leaves, and then he comes back and he goes, 1.00
00:55:07.000 Oh Jesus.
00:55:09.000 Making a movie for nothing.
00:55:12.000 I managed not to cry the entire time.
00:55:16.000 But when that fun ghoul came out, it brought me back to happy days. 1.00
00:55:21.000 And the Fonz.
00:55:23.000 And the way he would treat Richie Cunningham and Patsy.
00:55:27.000 Ralph Malfe. 0.99
00:55:28.000 And Ralph fucking Malfe. 0.99
00:55:30.000 And I thought, I came in here thinking I was Sticks, the black guy who played the drums on a few episodes. 1.00
00:55:37.000 And I'm walking out of here like a Ralph Malfe with a fucking stick up his ass. 1.00
00:55:44.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 1.00