Sylvia is back from the hospital and ready to rock with us. We talk about her recovery from a broken hip and how she's going to pay for Max and John's medical bills. Then, we talk about how we're going to make it to Orlando, Florida on Saturday, June 25th.
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00:06:29.000And the great thing about It is it's elusive, so it's not like people see it and go, Oh, there's a gentleman who, while he's fornicating in an air pocket, gets caught in his partner's vagina, he doesn't discontinue the intercourse.
00:06:43.000They just see a truck and they don't get it.
00:07:27.000Big Kimmy, the girl I lost my virginity to, she was totally ostracized at our school, Bell's Corners Public School, when we were little kids because everyone thought she farted.
00:07:38.000But she was closing her pencil case and it was like very thick, sort of whatever you call the zippers.
00:07:47.000But the things on the zipper, whatever you call those.
00:07:57.000So yeah, the Bobby Lee's, to go back to the beginning of the show, a band from Woodstock, New York, fantastic band in the vein of Black Lips and all those awesome bands.
00:08:07.000How do you, it's amazing to me that there are still new great bands.
00:10:38.000I don't know if you saw, but because apparently Aaron has a clean bill of health, but before he said, I'm leaving the show, big reason, open heart surgery.
00:10:48.000And then Gino was like, nobody recovers that fast, blah, blah, blah.
00:13:09.000And don't forget, this applies to all orders.
00:13:12.000Now, the thing I always say about our sponsors is: these guys get flack, Antifa harasses them, they get threatened all the time for promoting this show, for sponsoring this show.
00:14:24.000I don't recall sending any bodily fluids your way.
00:14:28.000But he goes, he says, these MAGA parties are going to take that anger from the inflation that I can taste, and they're going to try to mobilize that anger and make it show up at the polls, make it affect your vote.
00:14:44.000And I'm like, yeah, that's exactly what we want to do.
00:14:47.000And there's nothing smart about you, Joe.
00:15:50.000They won't go near, and I think it might be because Dominion is so litigious, but Newsmax, Tucker Carlson will not go near Dinesh D'Souza's new movie, 2000 Mules.
00:20:55.000Because our good friend Joe Tonelli, a scam artist who grew up in New Rochelle, Mamaraneck area, and pretended to be a nurse for many years.
00:21:06.000If you look him up, you can see plenty of warnings, people saying, don't trust this guy.
00:21:10.000He has been in an old folks' home for two months.
00:21:19.000They didn't want to keep paying for a room in the actual hospital.
00:21:23.000So that's the same way that all those old people got COVID because there's some sort of paperwork somewhere that says, save money, stick them in an old folks' home.
00:21:37.000They didn't prosecute him because he didn't, yeah, he didn't go to jail, but his reputation is mud, and we're never going to see him again.
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00:25:52.000Because the shit that comes out of his mouth is so alarmingly random.
00:25:56.000Like when he was talking to those people in yesterday's episode, or sorry, Tuesday's episode, where he goes, yeah, Iraq 50 times, 48 times.
00:30:04.000The base of your microphone shaft is perfectly crisp, but everything else is blurry.
00:30:09.000And you look like the guy who some of the, whatever you call them, interns, the guys who work at the mental institution, they're like, why is he even here?
00:30:58.000You know, I had sex with my wife this morning, and we did it in the living room where there's a bookshelf, and I've started reading the titles to buy myself time.
00:34:42.000Can somebody edit that where she said it's like playing a piano and it's like, first you got to suck the balls and then every time you're blurry.
00:34:52.000Before we go to start taking calls, I want to say a shout out to our oldest sponsor as far as being there from day one, which is Nita Fashions.
00:35:03.000I don't usually wear t-shirts on this show, but Thursday nights we want to promote our awesome merch.
00:35:09.000But every time you see me wearing a suit, I'm wearing a Nita Fashion suit.
00:35:13.000I heard they have a get off my lawn lining now.
00:35:16.000I can't believe they didn't tell me this.
00:35:18.000It says never stop fighting in the lining.
00:36:59.000It's much better, though, when they meet you and you get to feel the swatches and everything.
00:37:03.000And the fun part, too, is that sort of pampering you get when they show up at the hotel in your town and you go there and choose all the fabrics and stuff.
00:37:14.000And I know if you work construction or something, you don't need 10 suits, but you have funerals, you have weddings, you need at least one suit that fits you perfectly.
00:38:59.000Okay, I have to say, off the bat here, out of the gate, I got a thousand letters telling me to fuck off because I laughed at Ryan for saying cutlery can rust.
00:42:07.000Oh, wow, that was a good fucking stunt.
00:42:11.000With Biden, I'm just like, how can you fucking, a friend of mine in Tacoma was a lawyer and he's a liberal and he's like, about a month ago I said, what would you give Biden?
00:45:21.000She probably pushed a button or something.
00:45:24.000The government is a little too hip to her truth.
00:45:27.000I like, whenever I'm stalked by journalists too, they call, You know, they want to call your relatives and everything, and they find your wife's number and stuff.
00:45:34.000I can't believe Biden's wife went to college.
00:47:01.000Well, Obama's deal with Iran was particularly...
00:47:04.000Well, Obama I could forgive because he was naive, but Clinton wasn't.
00:47:09.000And they gave them so much money, American taxpayer money, then when the inspectors went to look at their plants, they said, oh, you could go to these, but not this one.
00:47:34.000Why in this country, other countries badmouth us, look down on us, but when they're in trouble, we're the first ones, they run to help, help, help.
00:47:56.000It's a thing I stole from some Japanese marketing guy.
00:47:59.000I said, every successful company has to have a hipster, a hacker, and a hustler.
00:48:03.000So the hipster is the guy who cares about all the culture and what's going on in the world and can tell you what LOL means when it first comes out.
00:51:07.000And at least invest some money in silver.
00:51:12.000At least have something tangible in your home that you know when the shit hits the fan, you can touch this currency.
00:51:19.000You can hold it in your hand and know you're safe.
00:51:22.000Fopmetals.com sends you silver at a reduced rate.
00:51:28.000It is reliable and tangible in an era where nothing is real, in an era where clown world reigns supreme, where we have a new press secretary coming out, a black lesbian who is convinced that everything she looks at is racist.
00:51:45.000And she'll be representing the president who cannot speak English.
00:51:49.000And he talks about tasting anger over inflation.
00:51:53.000That's the economy we're living in, a clown economy.
00:51:56.000So buy something solid that you can touch, that You can safely know is there for you if the shit hits the fan.
00:52:03.000You can go on the run, go on the lamb.
00:52:06.000If we lose everything and it becomes Venezuela, you have silver.
00:57:45.000Ryan, you have sprinkles, but they're fecal sprinkles.
00:57:49.000Maddie, I'm too scared to compliment or insult you, frankly.
00:57:52.000Gavin, you are the modern-day Jesus Christ.
00:57:56.000Today, I walked around a supermarket with my MAGA hat on, and what I the reason I did is I saw in the news, Kanye West is out of his mind, but no matter how crazy he is, he has a part that can recognize what's going on with the left.
00:58:11.000And he said, the MAGA hat makes him feel like a superhero.
00:58:15.000And when I heard that, I was like, I'm going to put it on because I didn't wear it except on 4th of July last year and see how it makes me feel.
00:58:21.000And everyone started giving disgusting looks.
00:58:24.000I got maybe two or three yells from cars on the street.
00:58:40.000But what I recognized is, I think what I have, what I put the hat on, is it doesn't make me special, but what it makes me is, I think it emphasizes that I have freedom of thought.
00:58:51.000And when people freak out and they're ingrained in Trump is a Nazi and whatever, the red hat symbolizes whatever they decipher Trump has, as Hitler and whatever.
00:59:03.000But the red cat, for me, I felt like I was a superhero.
00:59:10.000The red hat symbolized that I had freedom of thought.
00:59:12.000And Gavin, I just want to know what your opinion is on that because also, obviously, I don't want to go to restaurants with the hat on.
00:59:19.000You obviously get bit in your food all the time just being Gavin McKinnon.
00:59:34.000What that hat really means today is, especially in a liberal city like New York or San Diego, it means I don't give a shit about your made-up hysteria.
00:59:46.000It means, I know you think this is racist.
00:59:49.000I don't care what you think is racist.
00:59:51.000It means I don't want three bathrooms.
00:59:56.000And when you tell me why there should be a male and a female and a trans bathroom, instead of like most Americans, I'm going, okay, let me hear you out.
01:01:24.000And the way the left is now is, if you're not 100% with me, you're 100% against me.
01:01:29.000So just by simply not joining their maniacal crusade, it's the most evil thing you could possibly do to them is to go, I don't even disagree with you.
01:01:47.000You talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded.
01:01:50.000And I'm not paying any attention to your various new made-up rules that change on a daily basis.
01:01:58.000Imagine being mad at someone for not...
01:02:01.000It's like when I was a punk rocker as a teenager, me walking down the street and seeing people without mohawks and without bondage pants and going, what the fuck?
01:02:10.000We're trying to have a revolution here.
01:02:13.000And they're like, I'm just not into punk.
01:05:26.000We have the tincture you put in your coffee to take the edge off.
01:05:31.000We have the CBD cream that you put on your muscles after, you know, remember you have a leg day at the gym and then going up and down the stairs is a fucking nightmare for the next 24 hours?
01:05:55.000It makes the high-heel shoes more tolerable.
01:05:57.000What's good about that, too, is it masks the pain, but it doesn't speed up the recovery process.
01:06:04.000So if you were to take something that speeds up the recovery, now that your body's like, oh, I don't know if I'm Mike Myers every time you explain something.
01:07:13.000He was a drug dealer, basically, and the drug was booze.
01:07:18.000So he would go on the outskirts of the pioneer's land and predict what direction they're going to go in, like years ahead, plant apple trees.
01:07:27.000By the time they got there, there'd be apple trees.
01:09:22.000It could get you ostracized from your friends.
01:09:25.000If you say how you truly feel about things, you may even lose your job.
01:09:28.000Now, don't go out of your way to lose your job.
01:09:31.000But if hiding and never saying what you mean in a very diplomatic and fair and legal fashion is going to get you fired, well then fuck that job.
01:12:00.000It's fun talking to Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine on the phone and John and Max because they're just like, they're never fucking breaking me.
01:16:01.000I have a controversial take on this, and I don't think anyone's going to agree with me, but I think after he knocked her out, he should have pulled down her pants and raped her.
01:16:41.000Maybe it's just me, but as a mixed race woman, one of the things I struggle with is loathing my whiteness.
01:16:48.000I've witnessed and experienced so much hate and conditional love/slash support from my white household and upbringing that I've developed an internal self-loathing that I work on every day.
01:17:00.000Meanwhile, you're just a fucking white chick, Dylan Gonzalez.
01:17:05.000Like all of these fucking brunettes, calling themselves women of color because they have a slightly weird last name.
01:19:33.000Yeah, when Ryan first started doing his impressions, I thought he sucked.
01:19:37.000But man, I'll have to say he's getting pretty good and maybe even getting to the level of like Kyle Dunnegan.
01:19:45.000He did his Owen Benjamin last week, and Owen Benjamin, first thing Monday morning, said that he saw Ryan's impression, and he said he loved it, and he thought it was really good.
01:21:38.000But it's another thing to grasp the patterns of what they say, which is what you said earlier about Biden, to try to come up with the next Bidenism.
01:21:47.000Like, would you rather be in jail for a month or be in jail until you can come up with the next Bidenism?
01:21:53.000I'm going to take the 30 days, thanks.
01:22:31.000Would you rather do a year in prison or stay until you can come up with, or you can guess that he's going to talk about how when he worked as a, no, when he was sitting in the pool, not when he's a lifeguard, that's a whole other thing with corn pop.
01:22:45.000The kids would smooth down his leg hairs.
01:22:47.000I don't even believe that, by the way.
01:25:59.000I guess the reddit is called Ask Transgender.
01:26:03.000And the first one is, how can I tell trans women to fuck off with their silencing me as a trans man while avoiding trans misogyny?
01:26:15.000Okay, there's so many like two negatives to make a positive here.
01:26:18.000So how can I tell trans women, so that's a dude.
01:26:21.000So how can I tell gays to fuck off with their silencing of me as a lesbian while avoiding whatever?
01:26:29.000That's really just a lesbian saying she wants to tell gays to fuck off as they both compete to be something they're not.
01:26:35.000And then the content of the thing is, had a couple trans women recently who told me it's not my place to talk about abortion or that I need to sit down and listen because of my male privilege.
01:26:47.000Meanwhile, they don't have vaginas and she does.
01:26:52.000Had another respond to me, basically making it about her and how I need to be more sensitive about triggering pregnancy dysphoria.
01:27:00.000Well, fuck me for needing support around the fact that there are a fuck ton of people in the world who want to make me into a forced incubator.
01:27:08.000I literally have a uterus and can get pregnant.
01:27:11.000My privilege ain't saving me from shit here.
01:27:13.000I felt totally silenced and felt like I didn't know what to do because honestly, in my head, I was just so fucking angry.
01:27:20.000I knew whatever I said next would be something I regret.
01:27:24.000So I'd like to figure out beforehand how to respond to this kind of thing in a dignified manner, but I'm pretty fucking socially in that, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:27:30.000Well, yeah, you're mentally ill if you're trans.
01:29:23.000So let me, you can pull it up in the original format, and I'm going to translate it into English, okay?
01:29:28.000So me and my girlfriend are both hypersexual, and we fuck a lot.
01:29:33.000And because of this, I tend to think to myself, I'm happy that she's got a pussy for the sole reason that considering how much sex we have, he would have undoubtedly, she would have gotten me pregnant.
01:34:19.000On Jacob's most recent show, he's talking, of course, of Jacob Wall, he implied that men who make sexual innuendo jokes with another are likely closeted gay men.
01:36:04.000He adds, there's a swamp behind my local truck stop, and I was thinking of letting truckers shoot scorching hot ropes of calm into the bog while admiring my asshole to make up for telling me my friend he was a hottie.
01:39:11.000Well, you know what's interesting, though, is the men tend to leave jail either fat sos or really fit, but the women tend to leave quite large.
01:42:04.000Now that she doesn't talk sex anymore, she believes in none of this and none of that.
01:42:13.000I noticed some baby monsters were mad that we have her on the show because of her heinous accusations that she molested her daughter, which, of course, we would want her dead if she did it.
01:42:28.000The only evidence they have is a heavily influenced interview with their daughter that was put on by her born-again Christian dad who was trying to get custody.
01:42:37.000And then they go, well, there was proof.
01:43:52.000They're more into like politics and conspiracies and Russians and Chinese and Islam and what's happening to the West and all that kind of subject.
01:45:52.000I think the Australian, I don't want to call it punk, but like bare bones rock scene, yeah, punk scene, whatever, is as good as like London in 1977 or New York in 1977.
01:46:05.000We have these things called the Sharpies.
01:48:34.000Like, I know you're retarded when it comes to guns and gun laws and stuff.
01:48:39.000But the gun laws that they've set up in this country as far as from state to state, especially with handguns, it's like almost impossible.
01:48:46.000If you live in Pennsylvania and you travel to Virginia and you want to buy a handgun, you can't just buy a handgun in Virginia and then take it back across state borders.
01:48:56.000You have to fill out, you have to have them send it back over to your state with an SSL and then pass a background check back in your state.
01:49:04.000Like they make all these crazy loopholes, or not, I'm sorry, not loopholes, all these crazy rules if you want to try to do it.
01:49:11.000They purposely make it difficult to do.
01:49:14.000So I think all these libs are like, hey, wait a minute, are we going to do to abortions the same thing that we've done to gun rights?
01:49:21.000Because if we are, it's going to be really hard to do.
01:49:58.000Oh, dude, I live outside of Philly and I know a guy and I've done this.
01:50:02.000There's a wrong turn you can make going into Philadelphia where you end up on a bridge heading into New Jersey and there's no turning around.
01:50:08.000A friend of mine, he had a Glock 19 with 15 rounds in it.
01:50:14.000Got on the bridge, was like freaking out.
01:50:16.000He's like, oh my gosh, I'm going to New Jersey because you can't take a gun from Philly to New Jersey.
01:50:57.000If he was on the bridge and could not get off to the first exit to go back into Pennsylvania, that would have to be the biggest dick cop in the world.
01:51:14.000Like, for a cop to arrest you for that, that's got to happen.
01:51:17.000And for a judge to hit the gavel, but the law still exists.
01:51:21.000It's just because you're in a disturbance.
01:51:22.000You can say what you want about the cops, but yeah, if they want to follow the law, which, you know, most of the times you want the cops to follow the law to a T. It's when they start not following the laws when things get weird.
01:51:38.000Where one state has to follow these rules, and it gets hampered by that, and the state right next door gets to prosper and not follow all these dumb EPA rules.
01:51:48.000And then they go, okay, let's make all the rules the same, but they don't do it with guns.
01:51:52.000And when we threaten to do it with abortion, everyone shits their pants.
01:51:57.000There's constitutional carry laws in 24 states.
01:52:50.000Now, they're trying to pass H.R. 28, which is if you're legally allowed to carry a gun in one state, it should be honored in all 50 states.
01:52:59.000That'll probably never see the light of day.
01:53:01.000But 24 states already have passed what they call H.R., I mean, constitutional carry.
01:53:09.000Anyone over the age of 21 years old can carry a gun concealed, unconcealed, whatever you want to do.
01:53:14.000Well, it has the word constitution in it.
01:53:56.000If you slack off at work so much, you agree you should be fired, but instead get promoted, should you quit because you're working for clowns?
01:55:26.000So right now, I have such little memory on the computer, I have to figure out, I'm probably going to have to do a restart, but it will not load the thing.
01:55:33.000There's not enough memory on the computer.
01:55:35.000See, this is what I'm worried about in Orlando.
01:55:38.000You should probably go to Orlando tomorrow and start working on this technology so we get what we want.
01:55:44.000Well, I am going to be there this weekend for Creative Clash.
01:55:48.000Well, pop by the venue and talk to them.
02:00:34.000We'll actually be discussing that tomorrow as we look at nationalism when it relates to whites, blacks, and browns and how the government and the media treat those three different groups from the proud boys to the not fucking around coalition and why do they treat them differently.
02:00:50.000Hint, one group is Marxist, the other is not.