Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 23, 2022


GOML LIVE #149 - HI VIS MAIL BAG (Part 1)

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Better Call Saul
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Gavin McInnes
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Ryan Gosling Matty O'Dell Nate Ober Sylvia James O'Keefe Anthony Cumia Mary Rutherford Peewee Ethan Nordine DeGrom Tinkerbell Buttfuck Johnny Apple CBD Bobby P. Please Jesus Christ Maddie Odell Roger Stone Jack T. Chick Lorraine Dude and 38 more
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33

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Gavin McInnes and Matty O'Dell talk about The Descendants and the new version of the song "I'm Not a Loser" and how it's better than the old version. Matty also talks about the new lyrics for "Your Pants Are Too Tight" and why he doesn't have a say in the matter. Matty and Ryan also talk about the $3.5Billion Dollar Idea and a moratorium on Hi-VizTs. Also, Matty talks about how he's not a loser and Ryan talks about why he thinks he's a loser. Thanks to our sponsor Johnny Apple for sponsoring the show and Sylvia for sending in her hoes! Get Off My Lawn is a production of Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. Music and sound design by Ryan Henderson. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Patrick Muldowney Mixer: Will Witwer Additional mixing and mastering by Matthew Kuchta Special thanks to Ryan and Ryan Thank you to our sponsors Johnny Apple, Johnny Apple CBD, Vapes, Non-drugs, and Vapes and Non-Heroic Products, and The Knife Knife Pickets. We've got the tincture of the Day and the Tincture Of The Day by The Edge of the Field, and the Vapes by The Vapes Project, and we've got an Arizona toothpick toothpick to help you get a good night out of your head out of this episode. Get a good rest and get some rest and relax in the rest of the day! Get off My Lawn with us out here and rest up and get a little sleepy! - we'll be back next week! XOXOXO-Dell - Matty & Ryan - The Knife Knives - Get off my Lawn - And we'll see you in the next episode of Get Off Your Lawn with Meets My Lawn. - Gave Me a Good Night, Gave You A Good To Be Nervous and we'll Talk About It's a Call Me A Good Day - by Matty And I'm Not A Loser? by The Knife Pickin' It's Not a Bad Day, Geee and I'll Have My Way By Meets It's Good To See You, I'll See You Soon, Gotta Get It Out There!

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:51.000 That was The Descendants.
00:00:53.000 I'm Not a Loser.
00:00:54.000 Have you got my printouts Ryan?
00:00:56.000 For that?
00:00:57.000 That was a popular hardcore band when I was a young man.
00:01:00.000 Milo Goes to College. 0.82
00:01:02.000 It was a hardcore band that had a nerdy singer. 1.00
00:01:08.000 And that was their sort of their gimmick.
00:01:10.000 They made it work.
00:01:11.000 Yeah, I know I'm a nerd I know I go to MIT, but I'm the singer of a hardcore band and Take it or leave it so they had a song called I'm not a loser and I got a update from a baby monster who said You got to check out the descendants.
00:01:26.000 They're still on tour.
00:01:27.000 They're doing these reunions, right?
00:01:28.000 They're all old now. 0.96
00:01:29.000 They're my age But they're changing the lyrics so the old lyrics for that are just dumb like I 0.99
00:01:37.000 Animal house bullshit throwaway lyrics. 0.99
00:01:40.000 Think that I'm a loser because my pants are too low. 1.00
00:01:42.000 Think that I'm a slob because I got holes in my shoes. 1.00
00:01:46.000 Think that my cock is just like my dirty shirt. 1.00
00:01:50.000 It's like what an 11 year old would write. 1.00
00:01:52.000 Well you can fuck off because I'm working 60 a week, right? 1.00
00:01:57.000 And then, uh, he gets really mad at the very end of the song, and he goes, You're a fucking son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes! 1.00
00:02:07.000 Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos! 1.00
00:02:11.000 You suck, Mr. Buttfuck! 1.00
00:02:14.000 You don't belong here! 1.00
00:02:16.000 Go away, you're fucking gay! 1.00
00:02:19.000 you're mad you you've lost your temper okay it that's all part of the song but the new rewrite is so we go from your pants are too tight you fucking homos you suck mr. buttfuck you don't belong here you fucking gay 1.00
00:02:37.000 That's awesome. 1.00
00:02:38.000 Anyone with an adult, well maybe I shouldn't be showing people's addresses.
00:02:42.000 Anyone with an adult mind gets the context of the song.
00:02:45.000 It's a guy who's being picked on by like cool jocks or whatever and he's retaliating right? 1.00
00:02:54.000 So now the line has been changed to your pants are too tight instead of you fucking homos it's your fucking disco. 1.00
00:03:04.000 And instead of, you suck Mr. Buttfuck, it's, and, you don't belong here, you fuckin' gay, it's, you don't belong here, go away, hey! 1.00
00:03:12.000 Fucking terrible. 1.00
00:03:17.000 Go away, hey! 1.00
00:03:18.000 Cheers everybody. 0.99
00:03:20.000 Which is kinda gay. 0.98
00:03:21.000 Oh, uh, welcome back, Matty Odell. 0.84
00:03:24.000 Everybody, what's up?
00:03:25.000 Good to be here, good to be seen.
00:03:27.000 The other line is, I'll have my way, cause, so this is the old version.
00:03:31.000 I'll have my way, you won't have a say anyway, cause I got you, you won't stand a chance.
00:03:37.000 That's fine.
00:03:37.000 What's the matter with that?
00:03:39.000 It's, it's too violent.
00:03:42.000 So the update is, I want to have my way.
00:03:46.000 I know I've got no say anyway, because I want you.
00:03:51.000 So just give me a chance.
00:03:54.000 That's a different song, by the way.
00:03:56.000 So another song was a violent song about taking someone on, fighting someone.
00:04:04.000 And now instead of, you won't stand a chance, it's, so just give me a chance. 1.00
00:04:10.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:04:11.000 Who would go pay money to see those fools? 1.00
00:04:16.000 And he's really upset about it. 0.98
00:04:18.000 Like, he's really awkward about it where he says, uh, well, 2022, you know, times have changed and our lyrics don't have the same meaning.
00:04:27.000 It's like the Who.
00:04:28.000 They used to do, hope I die before I get old.
00:04:31.000 They'd keep playing that even when they were in their sixties because they got that.
00:04:35.000 They got old.
00:04:35.000 We're old and we get the context.
00:04:37.000 It changed.
00:04:39.000 Anyway, welcome back to the show, Matty O'Dell.
00:04:41.000 What's up everybody?
00:04:43.000 Of course we have Sylvia here.
00:04:45.000 Happy to be here.
00:04:47.000 And we have tons of mail.
00:04:49.000 I asked everyone to send in their HiVizTs. 0.98
00:04:51.000 I think we overdid it.
00:04:53.000 So let's have a moratorium on HiVizTs starting right now.
00:04:59.000 700 billion and a trillion three hundred million billion dollars.
00:05:05.000 I think we have too much here.
00:05:06.000 I've got an Arizona toothpick to open them all.
00:05:08.000 Arkansas toothpick there, buddy.
00:05:10.000 Arkansas?
00:05:10.000 Yeah.
00:05:11.000 Oh.
00:05:13.000 The Bowie knife.
00:05:14.000 We also have our sponsors.
00:05:20.000 Which I'm going to get to momentarily.
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00:05:43.000 We've got the The vapes this is a little out of my generational understanding.
00:05:49.000 This is more Ryan's field.
00:05:51.000 I don't know what a vape is But Ryan you use them, right?
00:05:55.000 I do and what do you think?
00:05:58.000 Well, first of all, I think they're great.
00:06:01.000 Second of all, I just found out they're rechargeable, too.
00:06:05.000 So it's a one-time-use juice, and then on the bottom you could recharge it if you'd like. 0.90
00:06:10.000 Do you have any idea how gay and lame it is to put a pin on a hat? 1.00
00:06:16.000 I guess gay. 1.00
00:06:18.000 Is the rad zone turning into the fag zone? 1.00
00:06:20.000 Never.
00:06:21.000 That's a good question. 0.98
00:06:22.000 It's always been the fag zone. 1.00
00:06:23.000 It never has. 0.82
00:06:24.000 That's a good question though, Matty.
00:06:25.000 I think it may be! 1.00
00:06:26.000 You suck, Mr. Buttfuck. 1.00
00:06:29.000 You don't belong here, you fucking gay. 1.00
00:06:31.000 No, I'm the new lyrics. 1.00
00:06:33.000 That's like putting a pin on your shoe.
00:06:36.000 Or your sock.
00:06:37.000 Well, he does that with his Crocs.
00:06:38.000 I do have gibbets.
00:06:39.000 They're called gibbets.
00:06:41.000 Oh my god.
00:06:42.000 FYI.
00:06:43.000 No wonder your dad abandoned you when you were a baby. 1.00
00:06:45.000 He knew you were gonna suck shit. 1.00
00:06:47.000 How would he know? 1.00
00:06:49.000 No one's gonna know.
00:06:49.000 No one's gonna know.
00:06:51.000 They're gonna know.
00:06:52.000 They're gonna know.
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00:07:03.000 And we thank them for being here since day one and supporting this show despite all the backlash from the radical left.
00:07:14.000 Oh no.
00:07:15.000 Did I tell you the story about the vape?
00:07:18.000 No.
00:07:19.000 Ryan had given me one, so I don't really vape because I have asthma.
00:07:23.000 Didn't you go to jail for vapes?
00:07:25.000 Yeah, well, yeah.
00:07:26.000 But I gave one to Jimmy, the liberal bartender.
00:07:30.000 Oh yes.
00:07:31.000 And he was going to Virginia to move his mother back, so halfway through his trip on the train, he's in Baltimore, and he texts me, he goes,
00:07:42.000 Does that thing you gave me, is it gonna get me high?
00:07:46.000 And I go, no, it'll calm me down.
00:07:48.000 He goes, I go, why?
00:07:50.000 He goes, some guy decided to jump in front of the train, commit suicide. 1.00
00:07:54.000 Oh shit. 1.00
00:07:54.000 He was stuck three and a half hours. 1.00
00:07:56.000 So he had the Johnny Apples CBD vape on the train to keep him calm.
00:08:02.000 I was just with him.
00:08:03.000 Yeah.
00:08:04.000 20 minutes ago.
00:08:05.000 Surprised he didn't tell you the story. 1.00
00:08:06.000 Yeah, what an asshole. 1.00
00:08:08.000 He told me about my bet though, which I fucked up with the Mets bet. 1.00
00:08:12.000 Oh yeah? 0.83
00:08:13.000 Here's the deal with my bookie.
00:08:15.000 He gives me, uh, we settle every 500 bucks.
00:08:17.000 So if I'm 500 down or 500 up, then we settle.
00:08:21.000 So Matty pointed out something I'd forgotten.
00:08:24.000 I got an envelope with $570 in it.
00:08:25.000 Yeah.
00:08:26.000 So when I said I was $280 down, I was, that was that week.
00:08:32.000 So I'm actually 484 up.
00:08:35.000 So you're up 44.
00:08:37.000 Yes.
00:08:37.000 Yeah, you're still playing with house money.
00:08:39.000 I'm still playing with house money. 0.97
00:08:41.000 I cannot tell you how many fucking baby monsters have emailed me and gone, you shouldn't be losing more money, everything should be a hundred bucks. 1.00
00:08:50.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:08:51.000 Stop explaining gambling to me! 1.00
00:08:55.000 If Max Scherzer, who hasn't lost as an opening pitcher in like 10 years, or maybe more,
00:09:03.000 If he loses, I lose a fortune.
00:09:06.000 Obviously, if you bet on like the Cincinnati Reds, who are the last team in the league, if you bet on them, you bet $1,000 and you win, you're going to win more than $1,000.
00:09:15.000 Similarly, if you bet on the Yankees and you lose, you're going to lose a lot because they're the number one team in the league.
00:09:26.000 It all depends on the pitching.
00:09:27.000 There's so many factors that go into it.
00:09:29.000 There's tons of factors.
00:09:29.000 Obviously, it's not 100-100 everything.
00:09:33.000 But what I predict is going to happen, we just lost Scherzer, we lost Mad Max, so here's my prediction.
00:09:38.000 The Mets are going to bomb.
00:09:40.000 Plummet?
00:09:40.000 They're going to plummet.
00:09:41.000 What about DeGrom?
00:09:42.000 Do you think he's coming back or what?
00:09:43.000 Not for a while.
00:09:46.000 But when we're at the bottom, and I predict I'm going to be $1,000 in the hole, Scherzer and DeGrom are going to return at the same time.
00:09:56.000 And then it's going to be a phoenix rising from the ashes and my odds are going to be amazing.
00:10:02.000 Oh shit, they won't be amazing though if Scherzer and DeGrom are pitching no matter what the Mets write. 0.89
00:10:06.000 Well DeGrom may not have great odds because he's coming back from injury and stuff. 0.99
00:10:11.000 Okay, good.
00:10:11.000 Depends on how well he starts pitching.
00:10:13.000 So I'll have good odds and then I'm going to make a shit ton of money.
00:10:17.000 Hopefully. 0.97
00:10:19.000 But we got screwed on the Mets this week. 0.94
00:10:22.000 Monday. 0.95
00:10:23.000 Yes.
00:10:23.000 We were denied our show.
00:10:25.000 Yeah.
00:10:26.000 We were denied our game.
00:10:27.000 Because... Of a fake store.
00:10:29.000 Tornado warnings in New York City? 1.00
00:10:31.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99
00:10:33.000 It rained for what? 1.00
00:10:35.000 20 seconds.
00:10:36.000 Like, literally 10 minutes.
00:10:38.000 Who did I date? 0.99
00:10:41.000 Anyway, let's start going through some of these fucking hi-vis tees. 0.99
00:10:47.000 This was given to me by my Jew immigration lawyer. 0.98
00:10:50.000 Who got me my citizenship.
00:10:52.000 I- I think I was drinking with him.
00:10:53.000 I don't think Jews are used to drinking alcohol much.
00:10:56.000 Can't hear you so good.
00:10:58.000 Uh... So, I- I think he probably regrets giving me this.
00:11:01.000 He was drunk out of his mind.
00:11:04.000 Whoa, look at this one! 1.00
00:11:06.000 Holy shit! 1.00
00:11:07.000 Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers... Tra-lin-men? 1.00
00:11:14.000 There you go!
00:11:15.000 That's a quality jacket, baby! 1.00
00:11:16.000 That's a fucking cracker! 1.00
00:11:18.000 Nice! 1.00
00:11:19.000 As they would say in Scotland.
00:11:22.000 Is that your new jumper, son?
00:11:23.000 This keeps getting better.
00:11:24.000 Look at this!
00:11:25.000 Uh-oh.
00:11:28.000 Overalls!
00:11:29.000 Is that Oshkosh?
00:11:30.000 No, better!
00:11:31.000 This is the ultimate LARPing shirt.
00:11:34.000 It's like an engineer's shirt.
00:11:36.000 Jesus, it's like Christmas.
00:11:37.000 People are going to think I work hard for a living.
00:11:45.000 Wow, look at that.
00:11:46.000 Alright, nice. 0.99
00:11:47.000 What a wimp. 1.00
00:11:48.000 You put those on with your fire hose pants, you're fucking in there, son. 1.00
00:11:52.000 Sylvia, does this make your pussy wet? 1.00
00:11:55.000 Definitely. 1.00
00:11:56.000 When you see a guy with a shirt like this, you're like, this guy fucking busts his ass. 1.00
00:12:02.000 It's exciting. 1.00
00:12:02.000 He's gonna fuck me. 1.00
00:12:03.000 He's gonna rattle my loins. 1.00
00:12:07.000 Unbelievable.
00:12:09.000 Amazing.
00:12:10.000 This is amazing.
00:12:12.000 It's definitely not beta.
00:12:13.000 Oh my god, this is such a cool shirt.
00:12:16.000 Perfectly worn out, too.
00:12:18.000 You know, my grandfather was such a narcissist that he would buy clothes and he'd put them under the front rug of the house.
00:12:26.000 So when the family would walk in and out, they would break in the clothes.
00:12:30.000 So when he was finally ready to wear them... Well, they probably didn't have washing machines back then.
00:12:36.000 No, I don't think they did.
00:12:36.000 No.
00:12:38.000 My mother in Scotland had an outhouse. 0.56
00:12:40.000 Yeah, so did mine.
00:12:41.000 Yeah.
00:12:42.000 Well, maybe our- maybe our grandmothers- Four miles apart from each other.
00:12:46.000 Maybe they were friends.
00:12:47.000 Could've, possibly.
00:12:49.000 What if I said to Janet Thompson- It's actually my mother's birthday today.
00:12:51.000 Happy Heavenly Birthday, Mary. 1.00
00:12:57.000 Holy fuck, what if my mother knows your mother? 1.00
00:12:59.000 My mum. 1.00
00:13:01.000 What if our mums knew each other? 0.96
00:13:03.000 Let's call my mum right now.
00:13:05.000 There you go.
00:13:06.000 Lorraine.
00:13:12.000 Hear you! 1.00
00:13:13.000 For fuck's sake, son. 1.00
00:13:14.000 See you, small! 1.00
00:13:18.000 What's this poo-poo? 1.00
00:13:21.000 It's a patch, I guess.
00:13:25.000 Look at this quality.
00:13:29.000 People don't understand the cost that comes associated with work clothes.
00:13:33.000 It's not cheap.
00:13:35.000 This has a little pin on it, too.
00:13:36.000 Oh, it's a real pin.
00:13:40.000 Hi, honey.
00:13:41.000 Hear you, you alright, hen?
00:13:42.000 Oh, I'm just great.
00:13:45.000 Thanks, buddy.
00:13:46.000 No, I'm just totally fine.
00:13:49.000 I'm sitting here with my laptop and a great book.
00:13:53.000 You'll have to read it.
00:13:54.000 It's a story of, um, you know, Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone.
00:14:03.000 A Scotsman, wouldn't you know it?
00:14:05.000 Lo and behold!
00:14:07.000 A Scotsman invented something else. 0.97
00:14:10.000 Who would have thunk it?
00:14:11.000 Not only golf.
00:14:15.000 I'm here with Matty O'Dell.
00:14:16.000 You remember Matty O'Dell?
00:14:19.000 Of course!
00:14:20.000 I love him.
00:14:21.000 By the way... Hello Lorraine.
00:14:23.000 The biggest hit... I'm glad you called because I wanted to ask you this.
00:14:28.000 The biggest hit I had with Tristan Inson, you know, the usual old crowd. 1.00
00:14:33.000 Six of us.
00:14:35.000 I made my soup and it was curried cheese cauliflower.
00:14:41.000 You know what my secret sauce was?
00:14:43.000 Curry powder and my secret sauce was HP sauce.
00:14:50.000 Two big tablespoons.
00:14:52.000 And that's what put it over the edge.
00:14:55.000 I'm just concerned the possibility that you might know Matty's mum.
00:15:00.000 Years ago.
00:15:01.000 Years ago, back in the 60s.
00:15:03.000 What was your mum's name, Matty?
00:15:06.000 Her midname was Rutherford.
00:15:08.000 What's her full name?
00:15:09.000 Mary Rutherford.
00:15:10.000 Did you know Mary Rutherford from Scotland Street?
00:15:13.000 Scotland Street in Kingston.
00:15:15.000 In Kingston.
00:15:16.000 Glasgow.
00:15:19.000 Mary Rutherford. 1.00
00:15:21.000 Aye, she had perfect tits. 1.00
00:15:24.000 She had about eight or nine brothers and sisters too. 0.99
00:15:26.000 I'd love to write that down, honey.
00:15:28.000 It sounds vaguely familiar but, I mean, well, was she associated with Sholins School at all?
00:15:38.000 Did she go to Sholins? 0.96
00:15:40.000 No, she went to Scotland Street School.
00:15:42.000 Scotland Street School.
00:15:43.000 It's a museum now.
00:15:44.000 Anyway, we've got to go back to the show, Mum.
00:15:46.000 I'll call you back later.
00:15:48.000 Love you, Ma.
00:15:52.000 So this is another outfit.
00:15:55.000 Look at this quality.
00:15:58.000 And Dale Construction.
00:16:00.000 And Dale Construction.
00:16:00.000 Nice.
00:16:03.000 This is not going to impress the people who are only listening to the audio.
00:16:09.000 No, it's a visual show.
00:16:10.000 We've got cool letters here.
00:16:12.000 GearGav, Matty, and ChinkyFag. 1.00
00:16:16.000 Who would that be?
00:16:17.000 Who is Robbie Silvia?
00:16:20.000 Greetings from the great state of Kansas.
00:16:21.000 Here are some shirts and a hoodie from my company.
00:16:23.000 I apologize.
00:16:24.000 They're a little big.
00:16:25.000 They were blah blah blah.
00:16:26.000 That's not interesting.
00:16:29.000 Sounds like a guy who might break for queefs. 0.99
00:16:31.000 That's right.
00:16:32.000 You go to censored.tv and you go to the shops category.
00:16:36.000 You can get yourself an I don't break for queefs t-shirt. 0.97
00:16:41.000 Here's another Hi-Viz orange.
00:16:45.000 Pan Pacific Mechanical.
00:16:47.000 Nice! 0.94
00:16:48.000 I like that one.
00:16:49.000 It's got an American flag on it.
00:16:50.000 Oh man.
00:16:51.000 You know, in Texas, I was talking to a guy and I heard an expression I never heard before.
00:16:55.000 He goes, dude, that is handy.
00:16:57.000 He was talking about a little hand vac.
00:16:58.000 I'd never seen one that small that had that much power before.
00:17:01.000 I go, that thing looks great.
00:17:02.000 You can clean out your car with that.
00:17:03.000 He goes, dude, this is handier than a shirt with pockets.
00:17:07.000 Handier than a shirt with pockets.
00:17:08.000 Every time I see a shirt with pockets, I think.
00:17:11.000 What a quality.
00:17:12.000 Look, this guy has instructed us on where his return address is and what size of hi-vis shirt he had.
00:17:19.000 Our hi-vis shirts are coming momentarily, folks.
00:17:22.000 Yep.
00:17:27.000 Now, do you remember the other day when you and I were in one of our locals and there was like a high-vis convention going on?
00:17:35.000 Yeah, that's New York every day at 3 p.m.
00:17:37.000 The entire corner of the bar, the walls were glowing.
00:17:44.000 Yeah, one of the guys came up to me that night and he was like, hey man, we met the other day at a different bar.
00:17:51.000 Oh yeah, he was your best bud.
00:17:53.000 And I was like, I don't remember you.
00:17:54.000 I didn't say I didn't remember you, we spoke.
00:17:55.000 No, you told me though.
00:17:56.000 I didn't remember him.
00:17:58.000 And then I think we both slowly realized we have nothing in common and he moved on.
00:18:02.000 The Buy Us Company, all seasons, all services, buyus.com.
00:18:07.000 There you go, look at that.
00:18:09.000 No, b-y-u-s-c-o dot com. 1.00
00:18:13.000 That looks cool.
00:18:16.000 I'm gonna be able to share some of these, boys.
00:18:18.000 Alright.
00:18:20.000 And what do the letters say that come in these?
00:18:25.000 Um... Enclosed, please find two high-vis landscaping shirts from the Buy Us Company at a Jonesboro, Maine.
00:18:34.000 A horrible company with a deliberately tough-to-remember name because it's a front for meth dealers and such.
00:18:42.000 Nice! 0.94
00:18:44.000 Well, that just became our favorite shirt.
00:18:46.000 I need that shirt.
00:18:47.000 The Bobby P shirt.
00:18:49.000 And everybody knows I love my Bobby P. Please, if possible, return one 2XL GML shirt.
00:18:55.000 I am fat.
00:18:56.000 You know, did you know this?
00:18:58.000 My t-shirt guy told me there's a massive shortage with double XL hi-vis.
00:19:03.000 Really?
00:19:04.000 Yeah.
00:19:06.000 Well, thank God I slimmed down to an XL.
00:19:10.000 Large is basically all we can get.
00:19:13.000 Jesus Christ.
00:19:15.000 Everybody needs to go to that place in Maine and get all that meth front people.
00:19:22.000 What's this one?
00:19:24.000 Ooh, look at that!
00:19:26.000 That's fancy.
00:19:28.000 Long-sleeve too.
00:19:29.000 That's nice.
00:19:29.000 Block construction.
00:19:31.000 Block! 0.99
00:19:31.000 Alright. 0.99
00:19:34.000 This might not be as exciting as I thought.
00:19:37.000 No, the block is good.
00:19:38.000 As far as unwrapping goes.
00:19:41.000 It's not like, you know, when they get those toy unveilings.
00:19:46.000 What's this one now?
00:19:48.000 See, I keep pushing this on my son.
00:19:50.000 USA!
00:19:51.000 We believe in all heroes.
00:19:52.000 Some heroes swear.
00:19:54.000 Swear in.
00:19:55.000 Others sour in.
00:19:57.000 No, Scourin', sorry.
00:20:00.000 Napa is proud to support all heroes.
00:20:01.000 See, this is an awesome shirt.
00:20:03.000 I was pushing this on my son, and he's like, nah, we already did, Nike already did Hi-Viz. 1.00
00:20:08.000 I'm like, this isn't fucking Nike, you faggot. 1.00
00:20:12.000 This is, this is the backbone of America. 1.00
00:20:15.000 I go, this is a whole different thing.
00:20:16.000 I'm trying to get you to wear Hi-Viz in your yuppie community.
00:20:20.000 All the parents will hate it.
00:20:23.000 What's this one?
00:20:24.000 Orange GML large, please.
00:20:27.000 Here's a gospel tract.
00:20:29.000 Uh, you definitely need it.
00:20:30.000 With the way you always take my lord's name in vain.
00:20:34.000 Sorry for the bad handwriting.
00:20:35.000 Just rode my Harley all day and need food.
00:20:37.000 Handshakey.
00:20:38.000 Dude, you want to talk about need food?
00:20:42.000 Ryan and I have not eaten in three days.
00:20:44.000 Correct. 1.00
00:20:46.000 And it sucks shit. 1.00
00:20:48.000 Oh, I got you snake juice, by the way. 1.00
00:20:53.000 Oh, he sent me a Jack Chick tract. 0.98
00:20:55.000 I've never seen anyone send a Jack Chick tract unironically. 0.86
00:21:02.000 Yeah, you know what's weird about this hunger strike?
00:21:04.000 So we are not eating because Proud Boys from The Meandering are in prison.
00:21:11.000 They have committed to a spiritual fast where they're only drinking water.
00:21:16.000 So we have committed to the same.
00:21:19.000 Um, I've never done a hunger strike before.
00:21:22.000 I've never done a fast before. 0.92
00:21:24.000 I cannot tell you how much it sucks. 0.99
00:21:26.000 I'd rather be in a gay relationship in the West Village right now. 0.99
00:21:30.000 If we could go to restaurants together. 1.00
00:21:33.000 Holy shit does it suck. 0.99
00:21:34.000 And one weird thing about it is I've never experienced this before. 1.00
00:21:38.000 I have no libido.
00:21:39.000 Really? 1.00
00:21:40.000 Eva Mendez could be begging to suck my dick. 1.00
00:21:43.000 I'd tell her to maybe stick with the Ryan Gosling. 1.00
00:21:46.000 They said it gets better after this first 72 hours. 1.00
00:21:49.000 Like the mental fuck goes away a little bit. 1.00
00:21:52.000 Well, I think your body is going, I don't want you to fuck. 1.00
00:21:56.000 I want you to get food. 1.00
00:21:58.000 Because clearly, if you can't feed yourself, you're probably not the kind of guy who should be breeding.
00:22:04.000 So, uh, don't worry about inseminating women. 1.00
00:22:07.000 You're not reliable.
00:22:10.000 So right now it's focused on getting us food.
00:22:13.000 There you go.
00:22:14.000 And getting good at it, if you will.
00:22:15.000 Four more days, that's it.
00:22:18.000 I think I might have been a little worse than Ryan.
00:22:21.000 I have some confessions to make.
00:22:22.000 96 hours.
00:22:23.000 I had a coffee this morning with milk and sugar.
00:22:25.000 Oh.
00:22:26.000 What?
00:22:28.000 Believe it or not.
00:22:30.000 Tonight, my son was eating a pizza.
00:22:31.000 He doesn't like his pepperonis.
00:22:33.000 He took his pepperonis off.
00:22:34.000 I ate three little pepperonis.
00:22:37.000 Believe it or not, when you fast, it gets you in touch with your soul, with your spirituality.
00:22:44.000 And for whatever reason you're fasting, it does it.
00:22:48.000 I don't know why, but it does.
00:22:50.000 Right now it's getting me in touch with the thought of cheeseburgers.
00:22:54.000 I think I am becoming enlightened slowly.
00:22:59.000 Last night I went to James O'Keefe's thing at Stand Up New York.
00:23:03.000 Oh, how was that?
00:23:04.000 Dude, he's crushing it.
00:23:06.000 I think he might be on the spectrum a little bit.
00:23:08.000 Because he focuses on a thing, like musicals, and then just dominates.
00:23:15.000 Yeah, when we did that little bit where he tackles me for doing an impression of him, I was like, yeah, I was going to do this, and he was like, oh no, that's too much.
00:23:24.000 He was like, I can only compute with one thing at a time.
00:23:30.000 You throw in another, we don't know what we're gonna do.
00:23:34.000 Is he that mechanical?
00:23:35.000 That's his news voice though you're doing.
00:23:37.000 That's not his normal voice.
00:23:38.000 He said that too, he's like, that's not my voice.
00:23:41.000 That's my news voice!
00:23:42.000 But he came out on stage, obviously it's all Project Veritas people so they love him, but you know the whole story with this? 1.00
00:23:47.000 So we've seen the recent homo thing where this gay guy at Veritas goes, yeah we don't do free speech and these people are stupid and we need to show them how to live. 1.00
00:23:58.000 So he went to meet that guy and the guy started running. 1.00
00:24:03.000 They're in the Upper West Side.
00:24:08.000 So James chases him, and so do the cameramen.
00:24:11.000 And they first run into Stand Up New York.
00:24:15.000 And the owner of Stand Up New York goes, what are you doing here?
00:24:19.000 And he goes, sorry, I'm James O'Keefe, and I'm chasing a guy from Twitter, an executive.
00:24:25.000 And the owner goes, I love you, and I hate Twitter.
00:24:30.000 How about this?
00:24:31.000 They start formulating a plan.
00:24:33.000 You do stand up and then you call out the guy and we'll shine a spotlight on him.
00:24:40.000 And as they're coming up with that plan, the guy runs out.
00:24:42.000 So he runs to a restaurant.
00:24:45.000 And James goes, all right, great, this is gonna be a problem.
00:24:49.000 Goes to the restaurant and they say, who are you?
00:24:53.000 Exact same story again.
00:24:54.000 And she goes, I love you.
00:24:56.000 She's a Hungarian who grew up in Czechoslovakia under Stalin.
00:25:03.000 And she goes, you're the best.
00:25:05.000 I wanna be, make sure you tag the name of my restaurant in your footage.
00:25:10.000 Classic.
00:25:11.000 So he showed all that footage and portrayed it in a comedy way at the same club where they had come up with that original plan.
00:25:18.000 Nice.
00:25:18.000 Stand-up New York, right?
00:25:19.000 Was Bowling Balls there?
00:25:21.000 Bowling Balls was there.
00:25:23.000 Nice.
00:25:23.000 There it is.
00:25:25.000 And James O'Keefe goes, oh look Gavin McInnes is in the front row.
00:25:28.000 They gave me, me and Anthony Kumia, they gave us nice seats.
00:25:31.000 And then he goes, you look like Wilford Brimley with AIDS.
00:25:35.000 You stole your joke? 0.92
00:25:37.000 That's my joke.
00:25:40.000 He stole my self-diss.
00:25:42.000 And he's doing my impression of himself.
00:25:47.000 Now that's shirt right there, bud. 0.70
00:25:55.000 What's it say on the back?
00:25:56.000 Villa.
00:25:59.000 That looks massive, though.
00:26:03.000 This is a 2X.
00:26:05.000 Yeah, that's a pick.
00:26:07.000 I like how it's blinding on screen.
00:26:10.000 I would wear this to a fight.
00:26:13.000 So you got what you have there, Gav.
00:26:15.000 Going back to the fast, you didn't finish your confessions.
00:26:18.000 Oh yes.
00:26:18.000 Alright, a couple pepperonis.
00:26:20.000 So I've also been drinking like a fish.
00:26:22.000 I've been drinking beers willy-nilly.
00:26:25.000 Uh, whiskeys.
00:26:27.000 That's not fair.
00:26:29.000 And at James O'Keefe's thing last night, we went upstairs to like a VIP room.
00:26:34.000 There's pizzas everywhere.
00:26:35.000 I did not have a slice, obviously.
00:26:39.000 But there was about this much of someone's discarded, maybe they didn't like the cheese or whatever.
00:26:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:26:46.000 I think my body said we need salt.
00:26:48.000 I grabbed like a mustache worth of cheese off the pizza thing last night and I ate it.
00:26:53.000 A mustache worth of cheese.
00:26:55.000 A mustache worth.
00:26:56.000 Anything that your body has to metabolize.
00:26:59.000 Is consider breaking your fast.
00:27:02.000 Just so you know.
00:27:04.000 Oh come on.
00:27:05.000 One little nibble.
00:27:09.000 But how is liquid, how is liquid different?
00:27:12.000 How is a beer, is a beer breaking the fast?
00:27:14.000 Water!
00:27:15.000 Water.
00:27:16.000 You don't metabolize water.
00:27:19.000 Like if you have coffee, you're metabolizing the coffee.
00:27:22.000 Okay, so I cheated.
00:27:24.000 Yes.
00:27:24.000 Has anyone heard from Ethan?
00:27:27.000 Nope.
00:27:27.000 How they're doing on their end?
00:27:28.000 I have an idea to end this shit. 0.99
00:27:31.000 We have to call the prison and go... This is immoral. 1.00
00:27:37.000 You have prisoners on strike.
00:27:39.000 They could die. 0.99
00:27:41.000 You need to shove a feeding tube up their nose and into their body now. 1.00
00:27:47.000 That happens.
00:27:48.000 Let's do it.
00:27:49.000 When you refuse to eat, they will come get you.
00:27:51.000 We'll be like, you want Ethan to die?
00:27:52.000 It's been three days!
00:27:55.000 Not after three days, they won't come do that.
00:27:58.000 Well, I hope they do soon. 0.99
00:27:59.000 The psych doctors and all that shit. 0.99
00:28:01.000 Hey, if there's any CEOs out there, I'll pay you $1,000. 0.99
00:28:04.000 In Northern Neck, Virginia?
00:28:06.000 To tackle Ethan... Northern Neck Prison. 1.00
00:28:10.000 Tackle Ethan Nordean and put a feeding tube up his fucking nose. 1.00
00:28:14.000 Because I need a cheeseburger badly. 1.00
00:28:18.000 What about you, Ryan?
00:28:19.000 What have you done?
00:28:20.000 I've done what I just handed you there. 0.64
00:28:24.000 This disgusting concoction.
00:28:26.000 Yes.
00:28:27.000 It's not good.
00:28:29.000 But it's called snake juice.
00:28:32.000 Is that the magnesium in it?
00:28:33.000 Yeah.
00:28:34.000 Magnesium, potassium, and sodium. 0.99
00:28:36.000 You drink fucking two liters of that. 1.00
00:28:38.000 There's one liter, fuck. 1.00
00:28:39.000 And this really angry Canadian guy made this drink up. 1.00
00:28:44.000 It's pretty much the same thing they give you with an IV if you need fluids.
00:28:47.000 So... 0.98
00:28:51.000 I've justified it because it keeps you feeling from shit and I have work to do here. 1.00
00:28:56.000 Gav, did it make you taste like shit? 1.00
00:28:58.000 Your face is like... 1.00
00:28:59.000 It's just salty.
00:29:00.000 It's just pure salt.
00:29:01.000 It just tastes like salt.
00:29:02.000 It tastes like salt water from the ocean.
00:29:04.000 Well, the baking soda is there to cut down the saltiness.
00:29:06.000 Baking soda?
00:29:07.000 What, are you making crack? 0.99
00:29:08.000 Why am I trusting the biggest retard I know to keep me alive? 1.00
00:29:12.000 Because he's swole. 1.00
00:29:14.000 I am swole.
00:29:14.000 Now, I feel a little flat, but... Okay, so I went to my wife's graduation.
00:29:19.000 They had the NYU graduation finally. 0.99
00:29:22.000 And she fucking is eating these delicious chicken tenders. 1.00
00:29:25.000 The most golden... 1.00
00:29:27.000 Like Yankee Stadium could afford really good food.
00:29:30.000 And then the fries.
00:29:32.000 They weren't like the styrofoamy shitty fries or frozen fries. 0.51
00:29:34.000 They were like perfect fries.
00:29:36.000 They're not hand cut.
00:29:36.000 They're not fries.
00:29:37.000 They were hand cut.
00:29:38.000 But there are chips like at Citi Field, they have those wobbly ones that within the world of frozen fries, they're pretty amazing.
00:29:47.000 Yeah.
00:29:49.000 Well, these were great and it was hard not to eat them. 1.00
00:29:50.000 So I literally, I picked one up and I just went, fuck you. 1.00
00:29:54.000 And then I put it back instead of eating it. 1.00
00:29:56.000 Wow.
00:29:57.000 That's, and Caroline has been like, she's, she's been like, you need to give this up or in a day, give it up.
00:30:03.000 And cause it's like affecting me and my, my fatherhood roles.
00:30:06.000 Cause I'll just be standing there and she's like, can you help?
00:30:08.000 And I'm like, Oh yeah.
00:30:09.000 What?
00:30:10.000 I'm just like zoning out.
00:30:12.000 That was, that was yesterday before the electrolytes.
00:30:14.000 So that should, that should make you feel better.
00:30:15.000 He did have a knife tip of salsa verde today.
00:30:18.000 No, I... Oh, minor detail, you skipped over.
00:30:22.000 That was today, though. 0.96
00:30:23.000 Puerto Ricans lie. 1.00
00:30:24.000 That's something everyone should know. 0.84
00:30:26.000 We do have some footage of this.
00:30:28.000 Break it out.
00:30:29.000 It's unfortunately true.
00:30:30.000 Isn't it amazing when you cheat, too?
00:30:33.000 Even if it's just a pepperoni, you get this, like, naked and afraid surge of energy.
00:30:38.000 My God.
00:30:39.000 It felt like I did a bump, for real.
00:30:41.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:42.000 It's the new bump.
00:30:43.000 It's the new bump.
00:30:44.000 I also feel like I'm on Adderall.
00:30:45.000 Because my body is going, get out and get food.
00:30:50.000 Get food.
00:30:51.000 Get in trouble.
00:30:52.000 He consumed something he could metabolize.
00:30:55.000 That is true.
00:30:55.000 Yeah, my reaction is like, wow.
00:30:58.000 You just gave me crack.
00:31:04.000 Dude, it's real good.
00:31:09.000 Too late.
00:31:11.000 I think we should break the fast real fancily like Keen's Steakhouse.
00:31:16.000 Yeah, I think that would be the best thing to do in solidarity of the prisoners, yes.
00:31:20.000 The butcher dude at the bar, the butcher union guy, he said that Keynes is number three in the world.
00:31:27.000 Nice.
00:31:27.000 The woad.
00:31:28.000 The woad.
00:31:28.000 You love their burgers.
00:31:30.000 Oh, the burgers.
00:31:31.000 We can't talk about food much longer.
00:31:33.000 No, no, no.
00:31:33.000 Start salivating.
00:31:34.000 How about this? 0.92
00:31:34.000 Food is sex, so I could not be less attracted to my wife. 0.92
00:31:38.000 My wife might as well be Maddie Odell lying in bed next to me. 1.00
00:31:41.000 But I saw a Lays truck reversing an 18-wheeler and it was a Victoria's Secret truck.
00:31:49.000 Like, chips have become the new lingerie.
00:31:52.000 I'm surprised you went that long without eating anything.
00:31:54.000 A couple days.
00:31:56.000 I still haven't eaten anything.
00:31:58.000 Well, you have.
00:31:59.000 No, I have not.
00:32:00.000 I can't believe you went one day without- I ate a grasshopper's worth of cheese pizza. 0.99
00:32:05.000 Coffee with milk and sugar is fucking eating. 1.00
00:32:07.000 Oh, come on. 0.99
00:32:09.000 A tablespoon of milk and literally half a teaspoon of sugar.
00:32:15.000 That's a severe calorie restriction, but you did eat.
00:32:18.000 You know what they say.
00:32:18.000 I've also been drinking Gatorade.
00:32:20.000 They say don't... It's full of sugar! 0.99
00:32:22.000 Yeah, it is full of sugar.
00:32:23.000 Oh my god!
00:32:24.000 I'm good for sugar.
00:32:24.000 What I was saying, black coffee and black tea, straight-up tea, they say if you have a like a dependence on caffeine or nicotine, don't do that while you're fasting.
00:32:33.000 Yeah, that's why I had it because you told me it was okay to have caffeine and alcohol.
00:32:37.000 Milk isn't...
00:32:39.000 Ah, you gotta color the... No, you don't gotta color the thing! 0.99
00:32:41.000 I'm a racist, I can't be having black liquids! 0.99
00:32:45.000 Now... You like your women like you like your coffee, black and bitter. 0.99
00:32:49.000 Dry and unforgiving.
00:32:51.000 Um... So that's basically that, and um... Yeah, anybody who wants to join up, you can still join up now.
00:32:57.000 Out there!
00:33:01.000 Apex piping systems.
00:33:03.000 See, the long-sleeve shirts are good when you ride.
00:33:06.000 Yeah.
00:33:09.000 I've got a whole new look.
00:33:12.000 Lightweight, long-sleeve shirts work. 1.00
00:33:17.000 So, um, what's gonna happen with this fucking stupid hunger strike that I hate? 1.00
00:33:22.000 You can't stop thinking about it. 1.00
00:33:23.000 Well, it's only seven days. 0.98
00:33:24.000 And it was funny because when I watched the episode... Oh, I don't want to go seven fucking days. 0.98
00:33:28.000 No, he said a spiritual strike. 0.98
00:33:31.000 Right.
00:33:32.000 Okay. 0.99
00:33:33.000 I can not do spiritual shit for a few days. 0.99
00:33:35.000 Just don't spiritually eat a burger. 0.99
00:33:37.000 Just eat a burger like that.
00:33:39.000 I go, he's just saying a spiritual fast.
00:33:42.000 He says his exact words are spiritual fast.
00:33:45.000 Right.
00:33:45.000 But he also said only drinking water.
00:33:48.000 Right.
00:33:50.000 Wait, you think he's chowin' down? 0.98
00:33:51.000 He better not fuckin' be chowin' down. 0.93
00:33:53.000 No, he's dedicated. 0.98
00:33:54.000 He's there. 0.97
00:33:55.000 At the gym this morning, the gym owner had some Italian dude come in right from the airport, from JFK, to the gym, and he had these little, like, fuckin' powdered croissant Italian pastries. 0.93
00:34:09.000 Nice. 0.62
00:34:10.000 He's like, you must want one of these, right?
00:34:12.000 You want one of these? 1.00
00:34:13.000 Oh, he's fucked with you. 1.00
00:34:15.000 I'm going to spar tomorrow. 1.00
00:34:16.000 I could be around food no problem.
00:34:18.000 Yeah, Friday.
00:34:19.000 Everyone's sparring Friday.
00:34:21.000 Do you actually feel hungry?
00:34:23.000 Or do you just think about food?
00:34:25.000 Because it's all psychological for me.
00:34:26.000 I don't feel hungry. 0.97
00:34:27.000 I feel fucking hungry. 0.99
00:34:29.000 Toxic Monster Truck. 0.99
00:34:30.000 That's a cool one.
00:34:32.000 Hi-Viz.
00:34:35.000 The cool thing with this show is you can come up with a concept.
00:34:38.000 Like I could have said goth.
00:34:40.000 And then we'd have a whole goth wardrobe.
00:34:43.000 We should get back in touch with Nate Ober.
00:34:46.000 Who? 0.99
00:34:47.000 He's a wacky fag show. 1.00
00:34:51.000 He's doing an NFT for you. 0.99
00:34:53.000 It's an anti-NFT for punks.
00:34:57.000 What's his name again?
00:34:58.000 Nate Ober.
00:34:59.000 Oh yeah, I've talked to him online.
00:35:01.000 He's an interesting character.
00:35:04.000 That's for sure.
00:35:05.000 That's a cool Pepsi one.
00:35:07.000 We have a couple of the high-fizz Pepsis.
00:35:09.000 That was the first ones.
00:35:11.000 Yeah.
00:35:12.000 The Zip-Up and the Pull-Over.
00:35:15.000 I'm gonna have to keep these together and be very careful about the paperwork. 0.99
00:35:20.000 So we can send them our shit back. 0.94
00:35:22.000 Um, Nate, speaking of sponsors... Alright, what's up? 0.99
00:35:27.000 Hey, what's up, Eric?
00:35:29.000 Can you see me?
00:35:30.000 Yeah, Nate, you're coming in great.
00:35:33.000 Nice throw, dude.
00:35:34.000 Okay.
00:35:43.000 Hi Nate, how are you?
00:35:44.000 Hey, what's up man?
00:35:47.000 What meds are you on these days?
00:35:49.000 I'm on Vega-Sustaina for my schizo. 0.89
00:35:53.000 I'm getting off Welbutrin, which is a good thing because I've had really bad digestive symptoms.
00:36:01.000 Like what, diarrheas? 0.97
00:36:03.000 Yeah, I've been sitting like fucking mad, dude. 0.98
00:36:05.000 Same here. 0.98
00:36:05.000 And I'm nauseous every morning, like a hangover. 0.98
00:36:08.000 And it seems to be about when I started taking the Welbutrin, I had to wait to go to the gyno until the COVID shit was over. 0.99
00:36:17.000 Wait, the gyno? 0.99
00:36:18.000 The gynecologist? 0.96
00:36:20.000 Not a gyno, the gastro. 1.00
00:36:22.000 Nate delivers, fuck. 1.00
00:36:29.000 Yeah, I had to go get a tube. 1.00
00:36:30.000 Your eyeballs look like golf balls. 0.98
00:36:31.000 Are you an Adderall? 0.99
00:36:33.000 No, I'm not.
00:36:34.000 You promise you're not on meth?
00:36:36.000 Dude, you seem really dialed in. 0.99
00:36:38.000 You should get a gun. 0.98
00:36:39.000 No, I'm just drinking these, man. 0.99
00:36:41.000 He looks tweaked out.
00:36:42.000 I should be dialed out.
00:36:42.000 Oh, it's just caffeine.
00:36:44.000 Buy guns, dude.
00:36:45.000 No, it's beer.
00:36:45.000 It's beer.
00:36:47.000 We want schizophrenic and armed. 0.96
00:36:50.000 Nate Ober.
00:36:51.000 Alright, Nate, thanks for tuning in.
00:36:52.000 It's great to catch up with you.
00:36:54.000 This NFT thing, what's going on with that?
00:36:55.000 Oh yeah, what's your NFT thing?
00:36:58.000 Oh, anti-NFT thing?
00:37:00.000 It's, um, I'm not doing anti-NFTs, but, um, and, like, I was kind of, like, spreading, um, like, uh, you guys, you know, all you cancelled guys, but, um, now I'm starting to get back into the art of it, but I wanna, like, um, do, I wanna kick all their NFTS 1.00
00:37:20.000 All their NFTR asses, but have them not for sale. 0.97
00:37:24.000 All right, great. 0.98
00:37:25.000 Sounds like a good idea.
00:37:26.000 Thanks for tuning in, Nate.
00:37:28.000 Later, Nate.
00:37:29.000 Take care, man.
00:37:31.000 Hey, I didn't realize you were on already.
00:37:33.000 No, no, we already said bye.
00:37:35.000 We already said bye.
00:37:36.000 All right, buh-bye.
00:37:36.000 Bye.
00:37:38.000 That's a blast from the past. 1.00
00:37:39.000 I can't believe I fucked that guy. 1.00
00:37:42.000 Yo, my man is Stone Cold Straight Up Spun. 1.00
00:37:46.000 Yeah, that looks pretty... He's tweaked out.
00:37:48.000 Right now.
00:37:49.000 Pretty high. 0.96
00:37:50.000 Not even gonna bullshit. 0.58
00:37:50.000 100%. 0.58
00:37:53.000 Oh, this is a good one.
00:37:54.000 DSB.
00:37:55.000 Nice.
00:37:55.000 Floor finishes.
00:37:56.000 That's nice.
00:37:57.000 I've started a new fashion here and my son rejects it.
00:38:01.000 Sylvia, what do you think about a young man in an affluent suburb who's like 13 years old wearing working-class clothes with all of these different companies from all over the country
00:38:16.000 I mean it would be a major coup.
00:38:18.000 It's never been done.
00:38:19.000 Do you follow me?
00:38:24.000 What do I think of it?
00:38:27.000 I guess he wants to stand out to be different so maybe he's in sympathy with the working class.
00:38:35.000 What was your last husband's, well your present husband's job?
00:38:42.000 What was his job?
00:38:44.000 What is his job or what was his job?
00:38:45.000 The guy who's taking care of Tinkerbell's expenses.
00:38:50.000 He did interiors, exteriors of houses.
00:38:55.000 Like painting?
00:38:57.000 No, he could build.
00:38:59.000 Oh, I see.
00:38:59.000 He could build anything.
00:39:00.000 So that's something we haven't confronted on tonight's show.
00:39:04.000 Since we last saw you, ladies and gentlemen, Sylvia lost Tinkerbell.
00:39:10.000 Terrible.
00:39:12.000 Oh, sorry to hear that, Sylvia.
00:39:14.000 She's gone.
00:39:15.000 She had a bad heart.
00:39:16.000 But I had her 15 years, so I'm happy I had her as long as I did.
00:39:22.000 Now I got a little boy chihuahua.
00:39:25.000 A rescue dog.
00:39:27.000 He's very cute.
00:39:28.000 He's blind, isn't he?
00:39:29.000 Your new dog?
00:39:30.000 No, he's not blind.
00:39:31.000 No.
00:39:31.000 Oh, I was told he's blind.
00:39:32.000 No, he's sleeping.
00:39:35.000 But he's been abused.
00:39:37.000 Whoever had him didn't beat him and the children tortured him.
00:39:42.000 But now he's getting very relaxed.
00:39:46.000 And he knows he's loved, so he's pretty good.
00:39:49.000 You know?
00:39:50.000 Some people don't give a damn about dogs.
00:39:52.000 What's his name?
00:39:54.000 Peewee.
00:39:55.000 Peewee?
00:39:57.000 And you're calling him Peewee?
00:39:58.000 Was he Peewee before?
00:39:59.000 You're keeping Peewee.
00:40:01.000 No, I'm keeping Pee Wee. 0.55
00:40:02.000 That was his name and that's what he knows.
00:40:05.000 Right.
00:40:06.000 Now, when I picked you up for last week's show, Tinkerbell did a strange stretch on the bed and did like a... And she'd never cried like that before.
00:40:17.000 Maybe she knew it was her last night.
00:40:19.000 No, my daughter said when she was babysitting her and my daughter would go out, she would do the same thing. 0.97
00:40:27.000 But that's the first time I heard.
00:40:30.000 I never heard her do it, but my daughter told me, yeah, she had done that before.
00:40:34.000 Rest in peace, Tinkerbell.
00:40:36.000 Pee-wee. 1.00
00:40:44.000 There you go.
00:40:45.000 This one's cool.
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00:43:48.000 Unboxing music.
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00:43:49.000 Ooh, I like that.
00:43:53.000 What's this guy say?
00:43:54.000 He says...
00:43:58.000 Love the show.
00:43:59.000 Mega ophthalmologist.
00:44:01.000 Okay.
00:44:02.000 You won't go blind wearing that.
00:44:18.000 So Sylvia, you seem to have bounced back from the loss of Tinkerbell pretty well.
00:44:23.000 Yeah, I gotta tell you, I like people, but I'm sorry to say dogs are better than people.
00:44:31.000 All they want is a little food for you to pet them.
00:44:36.000 They will give up their life protecting you without you asking them to.
00:44:41.000 Oh, we got a call from prison.
00:44:42.000 Sorry to interrupt.
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00:45:10.000 Hey Mercedes.
00:45:12.000 Hey Gavin.
00:45:13.000 How you doing?
00:45:16.000 I'm doing great.
00:45:18.000 I'm in jail and things are wonderful.
00:45:20.000 You know, every time I get a call from prison, I say, how you doing? 0.94
00:45:23.000 And I realize how stupid it sounds, but what it really means is like, are things like, is there an emergency? 0.98
00:45:31.000 Like say you got punched in the face an hour ago. 0.99
00:45:34.000 You know what I mean?
00:45:36.000 Yeah, you know what?
00:45:37.000 No, I mean,
00:45:38.000 If I had gotten punched in the face an hour ago then I would be in handcuffs right now having to explain myself.
00:45:46.000 Right.
00:45:46.000 Then I probably would have punched back and it would be a whole thing.
00:45:48.000 So I guess how you do and really means are things worse than usual?
00:45:54.000 No, things are bad in the usual way.
00:45:57.000 Yeah, okay.
00:46:01.000 So, we're live on the show.
00:46:04.000 You're being recorded.
00:46:05.000 You're being broadcast live.
00:46:06.000 You've been, we believe, framed for a horrific crime.
00:46:10.000 We think it's because you're MAGA.
00:46:12.000 We think you're a political prisoner.
00:46:13.000 Yeah.
00:46:15.000 And we're interested in your case.
00:46:17.000 We want to know when it is.
00:46:19.000 If there's any hope of you seeing a judge anytime soon.
00:46:22.000 I go to court next Tuesday.
00:46:26.000 So...
00:46:28.000 Yeah, so I'll go to court next Tuesday.
00:46:30.000 Most people don't understand, though, that the criminal justice system does not function the way it does on TV.
00:46:38.000 So what happens when you go to court is you go to court and the district attorney and the judge are paid out of the same ledger.
00:46:46.000 So the district attorney will file charges against you and the judge will go, hey, I'll do whatever the district attorney says.
00:46:52.000 The district attorney says, yeah, I can't really
00:46:55.000 I can't deal with Trump for a while.
00:46:56.000 Judge says, oh, okay.
00:46:57.000 Yeah, I understand that.
00:46:59.000 We'll just, you know, keep him locked up until then.
00:47:02.000 That's how that works.
00:47:03.000 So that's why you've been there for, what, four years now?
00:47:06.000 Three years?
00:47:07.000 Yeah, over three years.
00:47:09.000 People don't understand that this is what large bureaucracies do.
00:47:14.000 And if you want to understand the American 17, there's a book called The Gulag Archipelago by a man named Alexander Solzhenitsyn.
00:47:24.000 I suggest you read it, because the law in its infancy and the law in its intermediate state is kind of where we're at today.
00:47:30.000 And if you want to understand why we are in the state we're in right now, there's a book called Modern Times by Paul Johnson, which adequately explains the state of America.
00:47:46.000 Marxism has infected every single bit of the West today.
00:47:52.000 That's so true.
00:47:54.000 And this is what happens when you have a welfare state.
00:47:57.000 Because it is absolutely abnormal, absolutely abnormal for humans to fund the untermensch.
00:48:05.000 What's the untermensch?
00:48:08.000 Untermensch, the lowest of society.
00:48:11.000 It does not make sense for humans to take their resource and their capital and say, hey, let's give it to the absolute bottom of society.
00:48:20.000 So what should we do about the bottomless society?
00:48:22.000 Should they starve?
00:48:25.000 You know who should fund them?
00:48:27.000 These democratic liberals who have these wonderful large ranches that they're so keen to say, hey, oh, I have a wonderful ranch out in Ojai.
00:48:38.000 You know what?
00:48:38.000 That's wonderful.
00:48:39.000 They should put a kibbutz on it. 1.00
00:48:41.000 And then they should welcome all of those welfare people to come work on their kibbutz. 0.68
00:48:46.000 That's what they should be.
00:48:48.000 And you know what?
00:48:48.000 I think all those Hollywood liberals who love to say, oh, I'm really into farming these days.
00:48:54.000 Oh gosh, I love organic farms.
00:48:55.000 Well, wonderful.
00:48:56.000 I think you should have an organic farm.
00:48:59.000 And all of those people who are right now part of the welfare state should come live on your organic farm and kill the soil for you. 1.00
00:49:07.000 What a wonderful system that would be.
00:49:09.000 And the middle class should not be responsible for paying for them, but rather all of those Democrat 0.60
00:49:16.000 You know, the Proud Boys in jail for January 6th are going on a hunger strike now, and Ryan and I have joined them.
00:49:25.000 And they've only been in jail for a year and a half.
00:49:40.000 Uh, okay.
00:49:41.000 So, we're gonna make our hunger strike part of your case.
00:49:45.000 Just starting right now, somehow.
00:49:48.000 Oh, well, you know, I don't know how well that will work.
00:49:54.000 You guys have fun with that.
00:49:56.000 I'm not about to starve.
00:50:00.000 You know, if anybody should be starving, if anybody should be starving,
00:50:05.000 It's those who have not worked for their food.
00:50:09.000 Yes, good point.
00:50:09.000 Never should be starving in society.
00:50:12.000 Okay, Mercedes, these are great points.
00:50:13.000 We gotta go.
00:50:15.000 Alright, love you guys.
00:50:16.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:50:17.000 Bye.
00:50:21.000 It's always a problem with these... Oh, yeah, please.
00:50:23.000 Some sustenance.
00:50:24.000 It's always a problem with these, um, prison calls is you feel bad not doing the full half hour.
00:50:31.000 But, uh, we can't.
00:50:32.000 Well, they get a half an hour in San Bernardino?
00:50:35.000 Yeah.
00:50:35.000 Wow.
00:50:37.000 15 minutes, normally.
00:50:39.000 That's the norm?
00:50:40.000 15 minutes?
00:50:40.000 Yeah, and then they cut it off.
00:50:43.000 Then you gotta wait an hour to... Three sisters landscaping? 0.99
00:50:46.000 This might be gay. 0.98
00:50:48.000 Three sisters? 0.99
00:50:49.000 That might be some lesbians. 1.00
00:50:50.000 Although, I don't know why lesbians don't fuck each other. 1.00
00:50:53.000 That's a dumb thing to say. 1.00
00:50:54.000 I mean, sisters don't fuck each other, so... Alright, one of the last ones here. 1.00
00:51:00.000 We're down to the last two. 0.96
00:51:06.000 This seems like a fun one.
00:51:10.000 It's like Christmas here.
00:51:13.000 This one is... Sun Tribe Solar. 0.98
00:51:17.000 That one seems kind of gay. 0.99
00:51:22.000 Alright, last one. 0.97
00:51:25.000 Wait, no, no.
00:51:26.000 You like my Filson bag?
00:51:31.000 Now we have two more.
00:51:34.000 Don't USPS things have that zipped off thing you can do?
00:51:39.000 Pretend there's a cheeseburger inside.
00:51:49.000 Oh, look at this.
00:51:50.000 Bear hunting, an American heritage.
00:51:54.000 Ooh, a Budweiser patch.
00:52:00.000 And then we have... You got some Ipro there too.
00:52:04.000 Next-gen steel erectors.
00:52:07.000 That's cool. 0.61
00:52:07.000 It's got a sexual pun. 0.61
00:52:10.000 And then, um... Same thing.
00:52:13.000 Look at that one.
00:52:14.000 Wow, that's quality.
00:52:15.000 Good graphic design, working-class people. 1.00
00:52:20.000 And then the very last one here... ...is... ...just the word orange. 0.97
00:52:31.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:52:35.000 Matty, eat the mic a little more. 1.00
00:52:36.000 Another shirt.
00:52:37.000 Huh?
00:52:37.000 That's it.
00:52:38.000 Get closer to the mic a little more.
00:52:39.000 Oh yeah, sorry.
00:52:40.000 All good.
00:52:41.000 Ryan, let's start taking calls and why don't you explain to the viewers how calls work and how they can call in and they'll accept their calls and then we'll talk to them.
00:52:51.000 Sure thing.
00:52:52.000 So guys, like I said, for Super Chats, you already know the drill, you go to the site, live show, you watch it on the browser, you click the button below it.
00:53:01.000 But in order to call in,
00:53:03.000 Well, that's a little different.
00:53:05.000 You call 718-400-6959.
00:53:06.000 That's a toll-free number.
00:53:10.000 Actually, I don't know if that's true.
00:53:12.000 I just hear people say that.
00:53:16.000 718-400-6959.
00:53:17.000 And you could call in and talk to Gavin, Maddie, or myself.
00:53:21.000 Or Sylvia, of course.
00:53:24.000 And you could express any sort of thing you'd like.
00:53:28.000 Okay?
00:53:29.000 So that's how that works.
00:53:31.000 I'd also like to thank everybody who followed my new Instagram, as my old one was just banned today.
00:53:37.000 It was a rough one.
00:53:40.000 So we've broken a thousand followers, thank you very much.
00:53:43.000 And nopeyup89, because I was banned.
00:53:48.000 But let's get back to what's important.
00:53:49.000 Aren't you just going to get re-banned now that you advertise that?
00:53:52.000 Who knows?
00:53:53.000 I don't know how they work.
00:53:54.000 I think it's because it was linked to my, or because they realized my Facebook was linked to my phone. 0.99
00:54:00.000 Who realizes all this shit? 0.99
00:54:00.000 Who's they? 0.99
00:54:02.000 Exactly.
00:54:02.000 Good point.
00:54:03.000 Who are the realizers? 1.00
00:54:04.000 I want you to know out there, if you're a realizer, you're a fucking loser. 1.00
00:54:10.000 You're out there monitoring people, deciding who can and can't have a voice. 1.00
00:54:15.000 By the way, this is the wrong background, Ryguy.
00:54:18.000 Thanks for calling.
00:54:20.000 Oh.
00:54:20.000 He's got the mailbag up.
00:54:21.000 We should do the thanks for calling.
00:54:23.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:54:25.000 We should have done that when I went piss.
00:54:43.000 Alright, next call.
00:54:45.000 To be honest, I can't be focused on making sure we, you know, have a concise half hour.
00:54:52.000 Get everything else covered.
00:54:52.000 Hello?
00:54:55.000 Yellow!
00:54:56.000 What's going on?
00:54:59.000 Yes.
00:55:01.000 Alright, I'm going to start this off with Gavin, you're the modern-day Jesus Christ, as I always do with these calls.
00:55:07.000 Gavin, on the Anthony Cumia Cop-On Spencer show you were on yesterday, you were talking about how you got into Better Call Saul.
00:55:18.000 And, uh, dude, I'm telling you, like, I'm not gonna give any spoilers, but that is, in my mind, the greatest show ever.
00:55:24.000 It gets better and better, which you can't say about most shows, and the character development and everything, like, like you were saying yesterday, that it's up there with The Sopranos or better.
00:55:34.000 I'm telling you, I think it surpasses it, man.
00:55:36.000 It's incredible.
00:55:38.000 Um, I kind of wasted my call on this, but I always fumble the bag because I'm in the presence of a god.
00:55:43.000 But, um...
00:55:45.000 Yeah it's fantastic and thanks for calling.
00:55:50.000 The thing about it too is you think you have it figured out like when the German guy who was the head foreman was lamenting the fact that he can't be with his wife and you go he's gonna kill himself he's gonna kill himself and then the bald dude goes hang in there you go oh he's gonna hang himself they just gave it away you just said hang in there
00:56:13.000 Then I hate to be a spoiler spoiler alert.
00:56:16.000 He doesn't hang himself.
00:56:17.000 He does something totally different totally unpredictable So you never know where you stand with that show? 0.98
00:56:24.000 unbelievable Fucking amazing and it's weird because I always say fiction is for fags and you shouldn't read novels But I guess that is a novel. 1.00
00:56:33.000 I've been thinking recently about 0.98
00:56:36.000 I know we promote books a lot and reading on this show, but I've been thinking recently that the written word might be dead.
00:56:44.000 Like look at, or even just the printed anything, look at our invitation for the show in Florida, right?
00:56:53.000 I copied it from an Animal House poster.
00:56:56.000 I had a guy help me with the caricatures.
00:56:58.000 I traced his caricatures and the Animal House poster. 1.00
00:57:01.000 It looks like utter shit. 0.98
00:57:03.000 And it doesn't inspire anyone to go to the show. 1.00
00:57:06.000 But then look at the sizzle reel that Ryan put together that we showed yesterday.
00:57:10.000 Let's show it again.
00:57:11.000 There's the before. 0.99
00:57:13.000 There's the garbage shit I did with pencil crayons for my kids art supplies. 0.99
00:57:20.000 No one wants to go to that. 0.99
00:57:21.000 Do you want to go to this?
00:57:24.000 Cut me out of it entirely, yeah.
00:57:32.000 It's frozen!
00:57:33.000 It'd be cool if it worked.
00:57:34.000 What happened there? 0.99
00:57:35.000 Computer took a shit. 1.00
00:57:39.000 Well, you gotta figure that out, my nigger. 1.00
00:57:43.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 0.99
00:57:51.000 Violent protest over a speaker on campus here in New York City.
00:57:55.000 He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
00:57:57.000 He's the co-founder of Vice.
00:57:59.000 Blaze Media no longer has a relationship with Gavin McInnes, and also YouTube decided to delete McInnes' account, leaving the Vice Media co-founder without any major social media platform.
00:58:09.000 Yeah, like Gavin is considered like a war criminal at this point.
00:58:14.000 I know Gavin very well.
00:58:16.000 So Anthony Kamea is part of Opie and Anthony, or he was part of Opie and Anthony.
00:58:20.000 Opie and Anthony are no more.
00:58:22.000 Sirius XM pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week for his seemingly hate-filled remarks on Twitter. 1.00
00:58:28.000 Yeah, it's called America, you dumb motherfucker! 1.00
00:58:32.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around. 1.00
00:58:36.000 I'm in a weird situation as a comedian because I was only 10 years in as a stand-up when I got the show on Food Network. 0.97
00:58:42.000 We had Josh Denny on, host of the Food Network show, Ginormous Food.
00:58:46.000 No less than four times.
00:58:49.000 Use the n-word.
00:58:49.000 Oh no.
00:58:50.000 No we didn't.
00:58:51.000 I asked you not to say the n-word. 1.00
00:58:57.000 By the way, have you had pussy lately? 1.00
00:58:59.000 It's pretty whatever, okay? 1.00
00:59:03.000 And you come back and you see him like, and you go, oh my god!
00:59:08.000 Crowder took Dave Landau.
00:59:10.000 Why can't I keep my midgets? 1.00
00:59:17.000 Motherfucker! 1.00
00:59:18.000 My bitch! 1.00