Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #149

00:00:51.000 That was The Descendants.

00:00:53.000 I'm not a loser.

00:00:54.000 Have you got my printouts, Ryan, for that?

00:00:57.000 That was a popular hardcore band when I was a young man.

00:01:00.000 Milo goes to college.

00:01:02.000 It was a hardcore band that had a nerdy singer.

00:01:08.000 And that was their sort of their gimmick.

00:01:10.000 They made it work.

00:01:11.000 Yeah, I know I'm a nerd.

00:01:12.000 I know I go to MIT, but I'm the singer of a hardcore band.

00:01:16.000 And take it or leave it.

00:01:18.000 So they had a song called I'm Not a Loser.

00:01:20.000 And I got an update from a baby monster who said, you got to check out the descendants.

00:01:26.000 They're still on tour.

00:01:27.000 They're doing these reunions, right?

00:01:28.000 They're all old now.

00:01:29.000 They're my age.

00:01:31.000 But they're changing the lyrics.

00:01:33.000 So the old lyrics for that are just dumb, like Animal House bullshit throwaway lyrics.

00:01:40.000 Think that I'm a loser because my pants are too low.

00:01:42.000 Think that I'm a slob because I got holes in my shoes.

00:01:46.000 Think that my cock is just like my dirty shirt.

00:01:50.000 It's like what an 11-year-old would write.

00:01:52.000 Well, you can fuck off because I'm working 60 a week, right?

00:01:57.000 And then he gets really mad at the very end of the song and he goes, you're a fucking son of a bitch, you arrogant assholes.

00:02:07.000 Your pants are too tight, you fucking homos.

00:02:11.000 You suck, Mr. Buttfuck.

00:02:14.000 You don't belong here.

00:02:16.000 Go away.

00:02:16.000 You're fucking gay.

00:02:19.000 You're mad.

00:02:20.000 You've lost your temper, okay?

00:02:22.000 That's all part of the song.

00:02:25.000 But the new rewrite is, so we go from your pants are too tight, you fucking homos, you suck Mr. Buttfuck.

00:02:34.000 You don't belong here, you fucking gay.

00:02:37.000 That's awesome.

00:02:38.000 Anyone with an adult...

00:02:39.000 Maybe I shouldn't be showing people's addresses.

00:02:42.000 Anyone with an adult mind gets the context of the song.

00:02:45.000 It's a guy who's being picked on by like cool jocks or whatever, and he's retaliating, right?

00:02:54.000 So now the line has been changed to, your pants are too tight.

00:02:58.000 Instead of you fucking homos, it's your fucking disco.

00:03:03.000 And instead of you suck, Mr. Buttfuck, it's and you don't belong here, you fucking gay.

00:03:09.000 It's you don't belong here.

00:03:11.000 Go away.

00:03:12.000 Hey.

00:03:16.000 Fucking terrible.

00:03:17.000 Go away.

00:03:19.000 Hey.

00:03:20.000 Which is kind of gay.

00:03:22.000 Oh, welcome back, Maddie Odell.

00:03:24.000 Everybody, what's up?

00:03:25.000 Good to be here.

00:03:26.000 Good to be seen.

00:03:27.000 The other line is, I'll have my way, because, so this is the old version.

00:03:31.000 I'll have my way.

00:03:32.000 You won't have a say anyway because I got you.

00:03:34.000 You won't stand a chance.

00:03:37.000 That's fine.

00:03:37.000 What's the matter with that?

00:03:39.000 It's too violent.

00:03:42.000 So the update is, I want to have my way.

00:03:46.000 I know I've got no say anyway because I want you.

00:03:51.000 So just give me a chance.

00:03:54.000 That's a different song, by the way.

00:03:56.000 So another song was a violent song about taking someone on, fighting someone.

00:04:04.000 And now instead of you won't stand a chance, it's, so just give me a chance.

00:04:10.000 What the fuck?

00:04:11.000 Who would go pay money to see those wolves?

00:04:16.000 And he's really upset about it.

00:04:18.000 Like he's really awkward about it where he says, well, 2022, you know, times have changed.

00:04:23.000 And our lyrics don't have the same meaning.

00:04:26.000 It's like the who.

00:04:28.000 They'd used to do Hope I Die Before I Get Old.

00:04:31.000 They'd keep playing that even when they were in their 60s because they got that.

00:04:35.000 They got old.

00:04:36.000 We're old and we get the context.

00:04:37.000 It changed.

00:04:39.000 Anyway, welcome back to the show, Maddie Odell.

00:04:42.000 What's up, everybody?

00:04:43.000 Of course, we have Sylvia here.

00:04:45.000 Happy to be here.

00:04:47.000 And we have tons of mail.

00:04:49.000 I asked everyone to send in their high-vis teas.

00:04:51.000 I think we overdid it.

00:04:53.000 So let's have a moratorium on high-vis tees starting right now.

00:04:59.000 $700 billion and a trillion three hundred billion dollars.

00:05:03.000 Sure.

00:05:04.000 I think we have too much here.

00:05:06.000 I've got an Arizona toothpick to open.

00:05:08.000 Arkansas toothpick there, buddy.

00:05:10.000 Arkansas?

00:05:11.000 Yeah.

00:05:11.000 Oh.

00:05:13.000 The Bowie knife.

00:05:14.000 We also have our sponsors, which I'm going to get to momentarily.

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00:05:46.000 This is out of my generational understanding.

00:05:49.000 This is more Ryan's field.

00:05:51.000 I don't know what a vape is, but Ryan, you use them, right?

00:05:55.000 I do.

00:05:56.000 And what do you think?

00:05:57.000 Well, first of all, I think they're great.

00:06:01.000 Second of all, I just found that they're rechargeable, too.

00:06:05.000 So it's a one-time use juice.

00:06:08.000 And then on the bottom, you could recharge it if you'd like.

00:06:10.000 Do you have any idea how gay and lame it is to put a pin on a hat?

00:06:16.000 I guess gay.

00:06:18.000 Is the rad zone turning into the fag zone?

00:06:20.000 Never.

00:06:21.000 That's a good question.

00:06:22.000 That's a good bullish spin on the fag zone.

00:06:24.000 That's a good question, though, Matt.

00:06:25.000 I think it may be.

00:06:26.000 You suck, Mr. Buttfuck.

00:06:29.000 You don't belong Here, you fucking gay.

00:06:31.000 No, I'm the new lyrics.

00:06:33.000 That's like putting a pin on your shoe or your sock.

00:06:37.000 Well, he does that with his Crocs.

00:06:38.000 I do have gibbets.

00:06:40.000 They're called gibbets.

00:06:41.000 Oh, my God.

00:06:42.000 FYI.

00:06:43.000 No wonder your dad abandoned you when you were a baby.

00:06:45.000 He knew you were going to suck shit.

00:06:47.000 How would he know?

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00:07:14.000 Oh, no.

00:07:15.000 Did I tell you the story about the vape?

00:07:18.000 No.

00:07:19.000 Ryan, they gave me one, so I don't really vape because I have asthma.

00:07:23.000 Didn't you go to jail for vapes?

00:07:25.000 Yeah, that's well, yeah.

00:07:27.000 But I gave one to Jimmy, the liberal bartender.

00:07:30.000 Oh, yes.

00:07:31.000 And he was going to Virginia to move his mother back.

00:07:36.000 So halfway through his trip on the train, he's in Baltimore.

00:07:40.000 And he texts me, he goes, hey, does that thing you gave me, is it going to get me high?

00:07:46.000 And I go, no, it'll calm me down.

00:07:48.000 He goes, I go, why?

00:07:50.000 He goes, some guy decided to jump in front of the train, commit suicide.

00:07:54.000 Oh, shh.

00:07:54.000 He was stuck three and a half hours.

00:07:56.000 So he had the Johnny Apple CBD vape on the train to keep him calm.

00:08:02.000 I was just with him 20 minutes ago.

00:08:05.000 Surprised he didn't tell you the story.

00:08:06.000 Yeah, what an asshole.

00:08:08.000 He told me about my bet, though, which I fucked up with the Mets bet.

00:08:12.000 Oh, yeah?

00:08:13.000 Here's the deal with my bookie.

00:08:15.000 He gives me, we settle every 500 bucks.

00:08:17.000 So if I'm 500 down or 500 up, then we settle.

00:08:21.000 So Maddie pointed out something I'd forgotten.

00:08:23.000 I got an envelope with $570 in it.

00:08:26.000 So when I said I was $280 down, that was that week.

00:08:32.000 So I'm actually $484 up.

00:08:35.000 So you're up $484.

00:08:37.000 Yes.

00:08:37.000 Yeah, you're still playing with house money.

00:08:39.000 I'm still playing with house money.

00:08:41.000 I cannot tell you.

00:08:42.000 How many fucking baby monsters have emailed me and gone, you shouldn't be losing more money.

00:08:49.000 Everything should be $100.

00:08:50.000 Fuck.

00:08:51.000 Stop explaining gambling to me.

00:08:55.000 If Max Scherzer, who hasn't lost as an opening pitcher in like 10 years, or maybe more, if he loses, I lose a fortune.

00:09:06.000 Obviously, if you bet on like the Cincinnati Reds, who are the last team in the league, if you bet on them, you bet $1,000 and you win, you're going to win more than $1,000.

00:09:17.000 Similarly, if you bet on the Yankees and you lose, you're going to lose a lot because they're the number one team in the league.

00:09:26.000 It all depends on the pitching.

00:09:27.000 It is how many factors.

00:09:28.000 How many factors?

00:09:29.000 Obviously, it's not 100, 100, everything.

00:09:33.000 But what I predict is going to happen.

00:09:34.000 We just lost Sherzer.

00:09:35.000 We lost Mad Max.

00:09:37.000 So here's my prediction.

00:09:38.000 The Mets are going to bomb.

00:09:40.000 Plummet.

00:09:40.000 They're going to plummet.

00:09:41.000 What about DeGrom?

00:09:42.000 Do you think he's coming back or what?

00:09:43.000 Not for a while.

00:09:45.000 But when we're at the bottom, and I predict I'm going to be $1,000 in the hole.

00:09:52.000 Scherzer and DeGrom are going to return at the same time.

00:09:56.000 And then it's going to be a Phoenix rising from the ashes.

00:09:59.000 And my odds are going to be amazing.

00:10:02.000 Oh, shit.

00:10:03.000 They won't be amazing, though, if Scherzer and DeGrom are pitching no matter what the Mets recognize.

00:10:06.000 Well, DeGrom may not have great odds because he's coming back from injury and stuff.

00:10:11.000 Okay, good.

00:10:11.000 Depends on how well he starts pitching.

00:10:13.000 So I'll have good odds, and then I'm going to make a shit ton of money.

00:10:17.000 Hopefully.

00:10:18.000 But we got screwed on the Mets this week.

00:10:21.000 Money?

00:10:22.000 Yes.

00:10:23.000 We were denied our show.

00:10:26.000 We denied our game because there was no warnings in New York City.

00:10:31.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:10:33.000 It rained for what?

00:10:35.000 20 seconds.

00:10:36.000 Like, literally 10 minutes.

00:10:38.000 Who the fuck?

00:10:41.000 Anyway, let's start going through some of these fucking high-vis tees.

00:10:47.000 This was given to me by my Jew immigration lawyer who got me my citizenship.

00:10:52.000 I think I was drinking with him.

00:10:54.000 I don't think Jews are used to drinking alcohol much.

00:10:56.000 I can't hear you so good.

00:10:59.000 So I think he probably regrets giving me this.

00:11:01.000 He was drunk out of his mind.

00:11:04.000 Whoa, look at this one.

00:11:06.000 Holy shit.

00:11:07.000 Brotherhood of locomotive engineers.

00:11:10.000 Trellin.

00:11:14.000 There you go.

00:11:15.000 That's a quality jacket.

00:11:16.000 That's a fucking cracker.

00:11:18.000 Nice.

00:11:19.000 As they would say in Scotland.

00:11:20.000 So is.

00:11:22.000 Is that your new jumper size?

00:11:23.000 This keeps getting better.

00:11:24.000 Look at this.

00:11:25.000 Uh-oh.

00:11:28.000 Overalls.

00:11:29.000 Is that Oshkosh?

00:11:30.000 Better.

00:11:31.000 This is the ultimate LARPing shirt.

00:11:34.000 It's like an engineer's shirt.

00:11:36.000 Jesus.

00:11:36.000 It's like Christmas.

00:11:38.000 People are going to think I work hard for a living.

00:11:45.000 Wow.

00:11:45.000 Look at that.

00:11:48.000 You put those on with your fire hose pants.

00:11:50.000 You're fucking in there, son.

00:11:52.000 Sylvia, does this make your pussy wet?

00:11:55.000 Definitely.

00:11:56.000 When you see a guy with a shirt like this, you're like, this guy fucking busts his ass.

00:12:02.000 He's going to fuck me.

00:12:03.000 He's going to rattle my loins.

00:12:07.000 Unbelievable.

00:12:08.000 Amazing.

00:12:10.000 This is amazing.

00:12:11.000 It's definitely not beta.

00:12:13.000 Oh, my God.

00:12:13.000 Not beta.

00:12:14.000 It's such a cool shirt.

00:12:16.000 It's perfectly worn out, too.

00:12:18.000 You know, my grandfather was such a narcissist that he would buy clothes and he'd put them under the front rug of the house.

00:12:26.000 So when the family would walk in and out, they would break in the clothes.

00:12:30.000 So when he was finally ready to wear them.

00:12:32.000 Well, they probably didn't have washing machines back then.

00:12:35.000 No, I don't think they did.

00:12:37.000 No.

00:12:37.000 My mother in Scotland had an outhouse.

00:12:40.000 Yeah, so did mine.

00:12:41.000 Yeah.

00:12:42.000 Well, maybe our grandmother.

00:12:45.000 We were four miles apart from each other.

00:12:46.000 Maybe they were friends.

00:12:48.000 Could have possibly.

00:12:49.000 What if I said to Jesus?

00:12:50.000 It's actually my mother's birthday today.

00:12:52.000 Happy, heavenly birthday, Mary.

00:12:57.000 Holy fuck, what if my mother knows your mother?

00:12:59.000 My mom.

00:13:01.000 What if our moms knew each other?

00:13:04.000 Let's call My mom right now.

00:13:05.000 There you go.

00:13:06.000 Lorraine.

00:13:12.000 Hear you!

00:13:13.000 For fuck's sake, son.

00:13:15.000 See you!

00:13:15.000 Small!

00:13:18.000 What says poo-poo?

00:13:22.000 Patch, I guess.

00:13:25.000 Look at this quality.

00:13:29.000 People don't understand the cost that comes associated with work clothes.

00:13:33.000 It's not cheap.

00:13:34.000 This has a little pin on it, too.

00:13:36.000 Oh, it's a wheel or pin.

00:13:40.000 Hey, honey.

00:13:41.000 Here you already in.

00:13:44.000 Oh, I'm just great.

00:13:45.000 Thanks, buddy.

00:13:47.000 No, I'm just totally fine.

00:13:49.000 I'm sitting here with my laptop and a great book.

00:13:53.000 You have to read it.

00:13:55.000 It's a story of, you know, Alexander Graham Bell, who invented the telephone.

00:14:03.000 A Scotsman, wouldn't you know it?

00:14:05.000 Lo and behold.

00:14:08.000 A Scotsman invented something else.

00:14:10.000 Who would have dunk it?

00:14:11.000 Not only golf.

00:14:13.000 Sometime soon.

00:14:15.000 I'm here with Mattie O'Dell.

00:14:16.000 You remember Mattie O'Dell?

00:14:19.000 Of course.

00:14:20.000 I love him.

00:14:22.000 Hello, Lorraine.

00:14:23.000 The biggest hit, I'm glad you called because I wanted to ask for this.

00:14:28.000 The biggest hit I had with Trismans and, you know, the usual old crowd, six of us.

00:14:35.000 I made my soup and it was curried, cheese, cauliflower.

00:14:41.000 You know what my secret sauce was?

00:14:43.000 Curry powder.

00:14:45.000 And my secret sauce was HP sauce.

00:14:50.000 Two big tablespoons.

00:14:52.000 And that's what put it over the edge.

00:14:54.000 I'm just considered the possibility that you might know Mattie's mum.

00:15:00.000 Years ago.

00:15:01.000 Years ago, back in the 60s.

00:15:03.000 What was your mum's name, Mattie?

00:15:06.000 Her main name was Rutherford.

00:15:08.000 What's her full name?

00:15:09.000 Mary Rutherford.

00:15:10.000 Did you know Mary Rutherford from Scotland Street?

00:15:13.000 Scotland Street in Kingston.

00:15:15.000 In Kingston, Glasgow.

00:15:19.000 Mary Rutherford.

00:15:21.000 Aye.

00:15:22.000 She had perfect hits.

00:15:24.000 She had about eight or nine brothers and sisters.

00:15:28.000 It sounds vaguely familiar, but I mean, well, was she associated with Sholin's school at all?

00:15:38.000 Did she go to Sholin's?

00:15:40.000 No, she went to Scotland Street, Scotland Street School.

00:15:42.000 Galvin Street School.

00:15:43.000 It's a museum now.

00:15:44.000 Anyway, we've got to go back to the show, Mom.

00:15:46.000 I'll call you back later.

00:15:48.000 Love you, Ma.

00:15:52.000 So this is another outfit.

00:15:55.000 Look at this quality.

00:15:57.000 Wow.

00:15:58.000 Andale Construction.

00:16:00.000 Nice.

00:16:00.000 Andale Construction.

00:16:03.000 This is not going to impress the people who are only listening to the audio.

00:16:10.000 No, it's a visual.

00:16:12.000 Gear Gav, Maddie, and Chinky Fag.

00:16:16.000 Who would that be?

00:16:17.000 Who is that?

00:16:17.000 Maddie, Sylvia.

00:16:20.000 Greetings from the great state of Kansas.

00:16:21.000 Here are some shirts and a hoodie from my company.

00:16:23.000 I apologize.

00:16:24.000 They're a little big.

00:16:25.000 They were blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:16:27.000 That's not interesting.

00:16:29.000 Sounds like a guy who might break for queeves.

00:16:32.000 That's right.

00:16:32.000 You go to censored.tv and you go to the shops category.

00:16:36.000 You can get yourself an I don't break for queefs t-shirt.

00:16:41.000 Here's another t-shirt.

00:16:45.000 Pan-Pacific Mechanical.

00:16:47.000 Nice.

00:16:48.000 Wow.

00:16:48.000 I like that.

00:16:49.000 It's got an American flag on it.

00:16:50.000 Oh, man.

00:16:51.000 You know, in Texas, I was talking to a guy and I heard an expression I never heard before.

00:16:55.000 He goes, dude, that is hand.

00:16:57.000 He was talking about a little hand vac.

00:16:58.000 I'd never seen one that small that had that much power before.

00:17:01.000 They go, that thing looks great.

00:17:02.000 You can clean up your car with that.

00:17:04.000 He goes, dude, this is handier than a shirt with pockets.

00:17:07.000 Handier.

00:17:08.000 Every time I see a shirt with pockets, I think, what a quality.

00:17:12.000 Look, this guy has instructed us on where his return address is and what size of high-viz shirt he had.

00:17:19.000 Our high-vis shirts are coming momentarily, folks.

00:17:22.000 Yep.

00:17:27.000 Now, do you remember the other day when you and I were in one of our locals and there was like a high-viz convention going on?

00:17:35.000 Yeah, that's New York every day at 3 p.m.

00:17:37.000 The entire corner of the bar.

00:17:41.000 The walls were glowing.

00:17:44.000 Yeah, this guy, one of the guys came up to me that night and he was like, hey, man, we met the other day at a different bar.

00:17:51.000 Oh, yeah, he was your best bud.

00:17:53.000 And I was like, I don't remember you.

00:17:54.000 I didn't say I didn't remember you.

00:17:55.000 No, you told me either.

00:17:56.000 I didn't remember him.

00:17:58.000 And then I think we both slowly realized we have nothing in common and he moved on.

00:18:02.000 The Buy Us Company, All Seasons, All Services, BuyUz.com.

00:18:07.000 There you go.

00:18:08.000 Look at that.

00:18:09.000 No, BYUSCO.com.

00:18:13.000 That looks cool.

00:18:16.000 I'm going to be able to share some of these, boys.

00:18:18.000 All right.

00:18:20.000 And what do the letters say that come in?

00:18:27.000 Enclosed, please find two high-viz landscaping shirts from the Buy Us Company out of Jonesboro, Maine.

00:18:34.000 A horrible company with a deliberately tough to remember name because it's a front for meth dealers and such.

00:18:42.000 Nice.

00:18:44.000 Well, that just became our favorite shirt.

00:18:46.000 I need that shirt.

00:18:47.000 The Bobby P shirt.

00:18:49.000 And everybody knows I love my Bobby P. Please, if possible, return one to XL GML.

00:18:55.000 I am fat.

00:18:56.000 You know, did you know this?

00:18:58.000 My t-shirt guy told me there's a massive shortage with double XL high-viz.

00:19:03.000 Really?

00:19:04.000 Yeah.

00:19:06.000 Well, thank God I slimmed down to an XL.

00:19:10.000 Large is basically all we can get.

00:19:13.000 Jesus Christ.

00:19:14.000 Why are some conservative celebrities, ours, public figures, who are not?

00:19:17.000 Everybody needs to go to that place in Maine and get all that meth front people.

00:19:22.000 What's this one?

00:19:24.000 Ooh, look at that.

00:19:25.000 That's fancy.

00:19:28.000 Long sleeve, too.

00:19:29.000 That's nice.

00:19:30.000 Construction block, all right.

00:19:33.000 Okay, this might not be as exciting as I thought.

00:19:37.000 No, the block is good as far as unwrapping goes.

00:19:41.000 It's not like you know, when they get those toy unveilings.

00:19:46.000 What's this one now?

00:19:48.000 See, I keep pushing this on my son.

00:19:50.000 USA, we believe in all heroes.

00:19:52.000 Some heroes swear in, others sour in.

00:19:57.000 No, scour in, sorry.

00:20:00.000 Napa is proud to support all heroes.

00:20:01.000 See, this is an awesome shirt.

00:20:03.000 I was pushing this on my son, and he's like, no, we already did the Nike.

00:20:07.000 Nike already did high-viz.

00:20:08.000 I'm like, this isn't fucking Nike, you faggot.

00:20:12.000 This is the backbone of America.

00:20:14.000 I go, this is a whole different thing.

00:20:16.000 I'm trying to get you to wear high-viz in your yuppie community.

00:20:20.000 All the parents will hate it.

00:20:23.000 What's this one?

00:20:24.000 Orange G-O-ML Large, please.

00:20:26.000 Here's a gospel tract.

00:20:29.000 You definitely need it.

00:20:30.000 With the way you always take my Lord's name in vain.

00:20:34.000 Sorry for the bad handwriting.

00:20:35.000 Just rode my Harley all day and need food.

00:20:37.000 Handshakey.

00:20:38.000 Dude, you want to talk about need food?

00:20:42.000 Ryan and I have not eaten in three days.

00:20:44.000 Correct.

00:20:46.000 And it sucks shit.

00:20:48.000 Oh, I got you snake juice, by the way.

00:20:52.000 Oh, he sent me a jack chick tract.

00:20:55.000 I've never seen anyone send a jack chick tract, unironically.

00:21:02.000 Yeah, you know what's weird about this hunger strike is so we are not eating because Proud Boys from the meandering are in prison.

00:21:11.000 They have committed to a spiritual fast where they're only drinking water.

00:21:16.000 So we have committed to the same.

00:21:20.000 I've never done a hunger strike before.

00:21:22.000 I've never done a fast before.

00:21:24.000 I cannot tell you how much it sucks.

00:21:26.000 I'd rather be in a gay relationship in the West Village right now if we could go to restaurants together.

00:21:33.000 Holy shit, does it suck?

00:21:34.000 And one weird thing about it is I've never experienced this before.

00:21:37.000 I have no libido.

00:21:39.000 Even Mendez could be begging to suck my dick.

00:21:42.000 I tell her to maybe stick with flying goslings.

00:21:47.000 This first 72 hours.

00:21:49.000 Oh, really?

00:21:50.000 Mental fuck goes away a little bit.

00:21:52.000 Well, I think your body is going, I don't want you to fuck.

00:21:56.000 I want you to get food.

00:21:58.000 Because clearly, if you can't feed yourself, you're probably not the kind of guy who should be breeding.

00:22:04.000 So don't worry about inseminating women.

00:22:07.000 You're not reliable.

00:22:10.000 So right now it's focused on getting us food.

00:22:12.000 There you go.

00:22:13.000 And getting good at it, if you will.

00:22:15.000 Four more days.

00:22:16.000 That's it.

00:22:18.000 I think I might have been a little worse than Ryan.

00:22:21.000 I have some confessions to do.

00:22:22.000 96 hours.

00:22:23.000 I had a coffee this morning with milk and sugar.

00:22:25.000 Oh.

00:22:26.000 What?

00:22:30.000 Tonight, my son was eating a pizza.

00:22:32.000 He doesn't like his pepperonis.

00:22:33.000 He took his pepperonis off.

00:22:34.000 I ate three little pepperonis.

00:22:37.000 Believe it or not, when you fast, it gets you in touch with your soul, with your spirituality.

00:22:44.000 And for whatever reason you're fasting, it does it.

00:22:48.000 I don't know why, but it does.

00:22:49.000 So right now it's getting me in touch with the thought of cheeseburgers.

00:22:54.000 I think I am becoming enlightened slowly.

00:22:56.000 Because you're dwelling on the pool.

00:22:59.000 Last night I went to James O'Keefe's thing at Stand Up New York.

00:23:04.000 Dude, he's crushing it.

00:23:06.000 I think he might be on the spectrum a little bit because he focuses on a thing like musicals and then just dominates.

00:23:15.000 Yeah, when we did that little bit where he tackles me for doing an impression of him, I was like, yeah, I was going to do this.

00:23:21.000 He was like, oh, no, that's too much.

00:23:24.000 And then just like, look, he was hilarious.

00:23:26.000 He was like, I can only compute with one thing at a time.

00:23:30.000 You throw in another.

00:23:32.000 We don't know what we're going to do.

00:23:34.000 Is he that mechanical?

00:23:35.000 That's his news voice, though, you're doing it.

00:23:37.000 That's not his normal voice.

00:23:38.000 He said that, too.

00:23:38.000 He's like, that's not my voice.

00:23:41.000 It's my news voice.

00:23:42.000 But he came out on stage.

00:23:43.000 Obviously, it's all Project Veritas people, so they love him.

00:23:45.000 But you know the whole story with this?

00:23:47.000 So we've seen the recent Homo thing where this gay guy at Veritas goes, yeah, we don't do free speech, and these people are stupid, and we need to show them how to live.

00:23:58.000 So he went to meet that guy, and the guy started running.

00:24:03.000 They're in the upper west side.

00:24:08.000 So James chases him, and so do the cameraman.

00:24:11.000 And they first run into Stand Up New York.

00:24:15.000 And the owner of Stand Up New York goes, what are you doing here?

00:24:18.000 And he goes, sorry, I'm James O'Keefe.

00:24:21.000 And I'm chasing a guy from Twitter, an executive.

00:24:25.000 And the owner goes, I love you, and I hate Twitter.

00:24:30.000 How about this?

00:24:31.000 They start formulating a plan.

00:24:33.000 You do stand-up, and then you call out the guy, and we'll shine a spotlight on him.

00:24:40.000 And as they're coming up with that plan, the guy runs out.

00:24:42.000 So he runs to a restaurant.

00:24:45.000 And James goes, all right, great.

00:24:48.000 This is going to be a problem.

00:24:49.000 Goes to the restaurant, and they say, who are you?

00:24:53.000 Exact same story again.

00:24:54.000 And she goes, I love you.

00:24:56.000 She's a Hungarian who grew up in Czechoslovakia under Stalin.

00:25:03.000 And she goes, you're the best.

00:25:04.000 I want to be, make sure you tag the name of my restaurant in your footage.

00:25:10.000 Classic.

00:25:11.000 So he showed all that footage and portrayed it in a comedy way at the same club where they had come up with that original plan.

00:25:18.000 Nice.

00:25:18.000 Stand-up New Yorker.

00:25:20.000 Bowling balls there?

00:25:21.000 Bowling Balls was there.

00:25:23.000 Nice.

00:25:23.000 There it is.

00:25:24.000 And James O'Keefe goes, oh, look, Gavin McInnes is in the front row.

00:25:28.000 They gave me, me and Anthony Coome, and they gave us nice seats.

00:25:31.000 And then he goes, you look like Wilfred Brimley with AIDS.

00:25:35.000 You stole your joke?

00:25:37.000 That's my joke.

00:25:40.000 He stole myself diss.

00:25:42.000 And he's doing my impression of himself.

00:25:44.000 And then he's getting, I don't know where this is.

00:25:46.000 I guess it's an apartment or something.

00:25:47.000 There is a building.

00:25:49.000 He's trying to escape me.

00:25:51.000 But he gets a lot of damage.

00:25:52.000 Now that's shirt right there, bud.

00:25:55.000 What does it say on the back?

00:25:56.000 Villa.

00:25:59.000 Dude, this has to be.

00:25:59.000 That looks massive, though.

00:26:03.000 This is a...

00:26:05.000 2X.

00:26:05.000 Yeah, that's a pic.

00:26:07.000 I like how it's blinding on screen.

00:26:09.000 I would wear this in my bike.

00:26:13.000 So, you got what you have there, Gav.

00:26:15.000 Going back to the fast, you didn't finish your confessions.

00:26:18.000 Oh, yes.

00:26:19.000 A couple pepperonis.

00:26:20.000 So, I've also been drinking like a fish.

00:26:22.000 I've been drinking beers, willy-nilly, whiskeys.

00:26:27.000 That's not fasting.

00:26:29.000 And at James O'Keeffe's thing last night, we went upstairs to like a VIP room.

00:26:34.000 There's pizzas everywhere.

00:26:36.000 I did not have a slice, obviously.

00:26:39.000 But there was about this much of someone's discarded.

00:26:43.000 Maybe they didn't like the cheese or whatever.

00:26:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:26:46.000 I think my body said we need salt.

00:26:48.000 I grabbed like a mustache worth of cheese off the pizza thing last night and I ate it.

00:26:54.000 A mustache worth of cheese.

00:26:55.000 A mustache worth of pizza.

00:26:56.000 So your body has to metabolize is considered breaking your fast.

00:27:02.000 Just so you know.

00:27:04.000 Oh, come on.

00:27:05.000 One little nibble.

00:27:07.000 Yeah.

00:27:09.000 But how is liquid?

00:27:11.000 How is liquid different?

00:27:12.000 How is a beer?

00:27:12.000 Is a beer breaking the fast?

00:27:15.000 Water.

00:27:16.000 You don't metabolize water.

00:27:19.000 Like, if you have coffee, you're metabolizing the coffee.

00:27:22.000 Okay, so I cheated.

00:27:24.000 Yes.

00:27:24.000 Has anyone heard from Ethan?

00:27:27.000 No.

00:27:27.000 How they're doing on there?

00:27:28.000 I have an idea to end this shit.

00:27:31.000 We have to call the prison and go.

00:27:35.000 This is immoral.

00:27:37.000 You have prisoners on strike.

00:27:39.000 They could die.

00:27:40.000 You need to shove a feeding tube up their nose and into their body now.

00:27:46.000 That happens.

00:27:48.000 Let's do it.

00:27:49.000 When you refuse to eat, they will come.

00:27:51.000 They'll be like, you want Ethan to die?

00:27:52.000 It's been three days.

00:27:55.000 Not after three days.

00:27:56.000 They won't come do that.

00:27:58.000 Well, I hope the psych doctors and all that shit.

00:28:01.000 Hey, if there's any CEOs, CEOs out there, I'll pay you $1,000 to tackle Ethan.

00:28:08.000 Northern prison.

00:28:10.000 Tackle Ethan Nordine and put a feeding tube up his fucking nose because I need a cheeseburger badly.

00:28:18.000 What about you, Ryan?

00:28:19.000 What have you done?

00:28:20.000 I've done what I just handed you there.

00:28:24.000 It's a disgusting concoction.

00:28:26.000 Yes.

00:28:28.000 It's not good.

00:28:29.000 But it's called snake juice.

00:28:32.000 Is that the magnesium in the case?

00:28:33.000 Yeah.

00:28:34.000 Magnesium, potassium, and sodium.

00:28:36.000 You drink fucking two liters of that.

00:28:38.000 There's one liter, fuck.

00:28:39.000 And this really angry Canadian guy made this drink up.

00:28:44.000 It's pretty much the same thing they give you with an IV if you need fluids.

00:28:48.000 So I've justified it because it keeps you feeling from shit.

00:28:55.000 And I have work to do here.

00:28:56.000 Yeah, did it make it taste like shit?

00:28:58.000 Your face is like...

00:28:59.000 It's just salty.

00:29:00.000 It's just pure salt.

00:29:01.000 It just tastes like salt.

00:29:02.000 It tastes like salt water from the ocean.

00:29:04.000 With the baking soda is there to cut down the salty soda.

00:29:07.000 Yeah, baking.

00:29:08.000 Why am I trusting the biggest retard I know to keep me alive?

00:29:12.000 Because he's swole.

00:29:14.000 I am swole.

00:29:14.000 Now, I feel a little flat, but...

00:29:16.000 Okay, so I went to my wife's graduation.

00:29:19.000 They had the NYU graduation finally.

00:29:22.000 And she fucking is eating these delicious chicken tenders.

00:29:25.000 The most golden...

00:29:27.000 Like Yankee Stadium could afford really good food.

00:29:30.000 And then the fries.

00:29:32.000 They weren't like the styrofoamy shitty fries or frozen fries.

00:29:34.000 They were like perfect.

00:29:36.000 They're not hand-cut.

00:29:37.000 They're not fries.

00:29:37.000 They were hand-cuts.

00:29:38.000 But there are chips.

00:29:39.000 Like at Citi Field, they have those wobbly ones.

00:29:42.000 Franklefries.

00:29:43.000 But within the world of frozen fries, they're pretty amazing.

00:29:47.000 Yeah.

00:29:49.000 Well, these were great, and it was hard not to eat them.

00:29:51.000 So I literally, I picked one up, and I just went, fuck you.

00:29:54.000 And then I put it back instead of eating it.

00:29:56.000 Wow, that's beautiful.

00:29:57.000 And Caroline has been like, she's been like, you need to give this up or in a day, give it up.

00:30:03.000 And because it's like affecting me and my fatherhood roles.

00:30:06.000 Because I'll just be standing there and she's like, can you help?

00:30:08.000 And I'm like, oh, yeah, what?

00:30:10.000 I'm just like zoning out.

00:30:12.000 That was yesterday before the electrolytes.

00:30:14.000 So that should make you feel better.

00:30:16.000 He did have a knife tip of Salsa Verde today.

00:30:19.000 Starting to film.

00:30:20.000 Oh, minor detail you got.

00:30:21.000 Mattifigo Kitchen.

00:30:22.000 That was today, though.

00:30:23.000 Puerto Ricans lie.

00:30:24.000 That's something everyone should know.

00:30:26.000 We do have some footage of this.

00:30:29.000 Bring it out.

00:30:30.000 It's unfortunately.

00:30:31.000 Isn't it amazing when you cheat, too?

00:30:33.000 Even if it's just a pepperoni, you get this like naked and afraid surge of energy.

00:30:38.000 My God.

00:30:39.000 It felt like I did a bump, for real.

00:30:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:42.000 It's the new bump.

00:30:43.000 It's the new bump.

00:30:44.000 I also feel like I'm on Adderall because my body is going to get out and get food.

00:30:50.000 Get food.

00:30:51.000 Get in trouble.

00:30:52.000 He consumed something he can metabolize.

00:30:55.000 That is true.

00:30:56.000 And my reaction is like, wow, you just gave me crack.

00:31:02.000 Yeah.

00:31:04.000 I'm going to make more of that tonight.

00:31:05.000 You're going to have that sauce.

00:31:07.000 Dude, it's real good.

00:31:08.000 Salsa Verde.

00:31:10.000 Home.

00:31:11.000 I think we should break the fast real fancily like Keene Steakhouse.

00:31:16.000 Yeah, I think that would be the best thing to do in solidarity of the prisoners, yes.

00:31:20.000 The butcher dude at the bar, the butcher union guy, he said that Keene's is number three in the world.

00:31:27.000 Nice.

00:31:27.000 DeWode.

00:31:28.000 You love their burgers.

00:31:30.000 Oh, the burgers are.

00:31:31.000 We can't talk about food.

00:31:32.000 No, no, no.

00:31:33.000 Let's start.

00:31:34.000 How about this?

00:31:34.000 Food is sex.

00:31:36.000 So I could not be less attracted to my wife.

00:31:38.000 My wife might as well be Maddie Odell lying in bed next to me.

00:31:42.000 But I saw a lays truck reversing an 18-wheeler, and it was a Victoria's Secret truck.

00:31:49.000 Like, chips have become the new lingerie.

00:31:52.000 I'm surprised you went that long without eating anything.

00:31:54.000 A couple days.

00:31:56.000 Well, I still haven't eaten anything.

00:31:58.000 Oh, you have?

00:31:59.000 No, I have not.

00:32:00.000 I can't believe you went one day without eating anything.

00:32:02.000 I ate a grasshopper's worth of cheese pizza.

00:32:05.000 Coffee with milk and sugar is fucking cold.

00:32:07.000 Oh, come on.

00:32:09.000 A tablespoon of milk and literally half a teaspoon of sugar.

00:32:15.000 That's a severe calorie restriction, but you could eat.

00:32:18.000 You know what they say?

00:32:18.000 I've also been drinking Gatorade.

00:32:20.000 They say don't.

00:32:21.000 It's full of sugar.

00:32:22.000 Yeah, it is full of sugar.

00:32:23.000 Oh, my God.

00:32:23.000 I'm going to see what sugar.

00:32:24.000 What I was saying, black coffee and black tea, straight up tea, they say if you have a dependence on caffeine or nicotine, don't do that while you're fasting.

00:32:33.000 That's why I had it, because you told me it was okay to have caffeine and alcohol.

00:32:37.000 Milk isn't.

00:32:39.000 Oh, you got to color the coffee.

00:32:40.000 No, you don't got to color them.

00:32:41.000 I'm a racist.

00:32:42.000 I can't be having black liquids.

00:32:45.000 Now.

00:32:46.000 You like your women like you like your coffee, black and bitter.

00:32:49.000 Dry and unforgiving.

00:32:52.000 So that's basically that.

00:32:53.000 And yeah, anybody who wants to join up, you can still join up now.

00:33:01.000 Apex piping systems.

00:33:03.000 See, the long-sleeve shirts are good when you ride.

00:33:06.000 Yeah.

00:33:08.000 I've got a whole new look.

00:33:12.000 Lightweight, long-sleeve shirts work.

00:33:17.000 So, what's going to happen with this fucking stupid hunger strike that I hate?

00:33:22.000 You can't stop thinking about it.

00:33:23.000 Well, it's only seven days.

00:33:24.000 And it was funny because when I watched the story.

00:33:26.000 I don't want to go seven fucking days.

00:33:28.000 He said a spiritual strike.

00:33:31.000 Right.

00:33:32.000 Okay, I cannot do spiritual shit for a few days.

00:33:35.000 Just don't spiritually eat.

00:33:36.000 Like, when I was watching Jesus.

00:33:38.000 And when I listened to Ethan, I go, he's just saying a spiritual fast.

00:33:42.000 He says his exact words are spiritual fast.

00:33:45.000 Right, but he also said only drinking water.

00:33:48.000 Right.

00:33:50.000 What, you think he's chowing down?

00:33:51.000 He better not fucking be chowing down.

00:33:54.000 He's dedicated.

00:33:54.000 He's there.

00:33:55.000 At the gym this morning, the gym owner had some Italian dude to come in right from the airport, from JFK to the gym, and he had these little like fucking powdered croissant Italian pastries.

00:34:09.000 Nice.

00:34:10.000 He's like, you must want one of these, right?

00:34:12.000 You want one of these?

00:34:13.000 Oh, he's fucking with you.

00:34:15.000 I'm going to spar tomorrow.

00:34:16.000 I could be around food no problem.

00:34:18.000 Yeah, Friday.

00:34:19.000 Everyone's spar on Friday.

00:34:21.000 Do you actually feel hungry or do you just think about food?

00:34:25.000 Because it's all psychological for me.

00:34:26.000 I don't feel hungry.

00:34:28.000 I feel fucking hungry.

00:34:29.000 Toxic Monster Truck, that's a cool one.

00:34:32.000 Hi, Viz.

00:34:35.000 The cool thing with this show is you can come up with a concept.

00:34:38.000 Like, I could have said goth.

00:34:40.000 And then we'd have a whole goth wardrobe.

00:34:42.000 Oh, we should get back in touch with Nate Ober.

00:34:46.000 Who?

00:34:47.000 He's a whackfogger.

00:34:51.000 He's doing an NFT for you.

00:34:53.000 It's an anti-NFT for punks.

00:34:57.000 What's his name again?

00:34:58.000 Nate Ober.

00:34:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:59.000 I've talked to him online.

00:35:00.000 He goes, man, Panic.

00:35:03.000 He's an interesting character.

00:35:04.000 That's for sure.

00:35:05.000 That's a cool Pepsi one.

00:35:07.000 Oh, we have a couple of the high-fist Pepsis.

00:35:09.000 That was the first ones.

00:35:11.000 Yeah.

00:35:12.000 The Ziploc?

00:35:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:15.000 I'm going to have to keep these together and be very careful about the paperwork so we can send them our shit back.

00:35:22.000 Nate, speaking of sponsors.

00:35:25.000 All right.

00:35:27.000 Hey, what's up, Eric?

00:35:28.000 Eric.

00:35:29.000 Can you see me?

00:35:30.000 Yeah, Nate, you're coming in great.

00:35:31.000 Catch the mic.

00:35:32.000 Yeah.

00:35:36.000 Okay.

00:35:38.000 Nice throw, dude.

00:35:40.000 Okay.

00:35:40.000 I don't know if that's my throat complete enough.

00:35:43.000 Hi, Nate.

00:35:44.000 How are you?

00:35:44.000 Hey, what's up, man?

00:35:46.000 What meds are you on these days?

00:35:49.000 In Vegas Astena for my schizo.

00:35:53.000 I'm getting off Welbutrin, which is a good thing because I've had like really bad symptoms, digestive symptoms.

00:36:01.000 Like what, diarrhea?

00:36:03.000 Yeah, I've been sitting like fucking mad, dude.

00:36:05.000 Same here.

00:36:05.000 And I'm nauseous every morning, like a hangover.

00:36:08.000 And it seems to be about when I started taking the Walbutrin, I had to wait to go to the gano until the COVID shit was over.

00:36:17.000 Wait, the gyno?

00:36:20.000 No, the gano, the gastro.

00:36:26.000 Meat delivered.

00:36:29.000 Yeah, I had to go get a tube.

00:36:30.000 Your eyeballs look like golf balls.

00:36:31.000 Are you on an Adderall?

00:36:33.000 No, I'm not.

00:36:34.000 You promised you're not a mess?

00:36:36.000 Dude, you seem really dialed in.

00:36:38.000 You should get a gun.

00:36:39.000 Drinking these, man.

00:36:41.000 He looks tweaked out.

00:36:42.000 Should be dialed out.

00:36:42.000 Oh, it's just caffeine.

00:36:44.000 Buy guns, dude.

00:36:45.000 No, it's beer.

00:36:45.000 It's beer.

00:36:47.000 We want schizophrenic and armed Nate Ober.

00:36:51.000 All right, Nate, thanks for tuning in.

00:36:53.000 It's great to catch you.

00:36:53.000 This NFT thing.

00:36:54.000 What's going on with that?

00:36:55.000 Oh, yeah, what's your NFT thing?

00:36:58.000 Oh, anti-NFT thing.

00:37:01.000 I'm doing anti-NFTs, but I was kind of spreading you guys, you know, all you canceled guys.

00:37:12.000 But now I'm starting to get back into the art of it.

00:37:15.000 But I want to like do, I want to kick all their NFT ass, all their NFTR asses, but have them not for sale.

00:37:24.000 All right, great.

00:37:25.000 Sounds like a good idea.

00:37:26.000 Thanks for tuning in, Nate.

00:37:28.000 Later, Nate.

00:37:29.000 Okay, hey, man.

00:37:30.000 Hey, I didn't realize that we were on already.

00:37:34.000 No, no, we already said bye.

00:37:35.000 We already said bye.

00:37:36.000 All right, boom-by.

00:37:36.000 Bye.

00:37:38.000 That's a blast from the past.

00:37:39.000 I believe I fucked that guy.

00:37:42.000 Yo, my man is stone cold straight up spun.

00:37:45.000 Yeah, that looks pretty.

00:37:47.000 He's tweaked out right now.

00:37:49.000 Pretty high.

00:37:50.000 100%.

00:37:51.000 Not even a bullshit.

00:37:53.000 Oh, this is a good one.

00:37:54.000 DSB.

00:37:55.000 Nice.

00:37:56.000 Nice.

00:37:57.000 I've started a new fashion here, and my son rejects it.

00:38:01.000 Sylvia, what do you think about a young man in an affluent suburb who's like 13 years old wearing working class clothes with all of these different companies from all over the country?

00:38:16.000 I mean, it would be a major coup.

00:38:18.000 It's never been done.

00:38:21.000 Do you follow me?

00:38:23.000 What do I think of it?

00:38:27.000 I guess he wants to stand out to be different, so maybe he's in sympathy with the working class.

00:38:36.000 What was your last husband's, well, your present husband's job?

00:38:42.000 What was his job?

00:38:44.000 What is his job, or what was his job?

00:38:45.000 The guy who's taking care of Tinkerbell's expenses.

00:38:50.000 He did interiors, exteriors, of houses.

00:38:55.000 Like painting?

00:38:57.000 No, he could build.

00:38:59.000 Tony could build anything.

00:39:00.000 So that's something we haven't confronted on tonight's show.

00:39:04.000 Since we last saw you, ladies and gentlemen, Sylvia lost Tinkerbell.

00:39:10.000 Terrible.

00:39:11.000 Oh, sorry to hear that, Sylvia.

00:39:13.000 Yeah, she's gone.

00:39:15.000 She had a bad heart.

00:39:16.000 But I had her 15 years, so I'm happy I had her as long as I did.

00:39:22.000 Now I got a little boy Chihuahua, a rescue dog.

00:39:27.000 He's very cute.

00:39:28.000 He's blind, isn't he?

00:39:29.000 Your new dog?

00:39:30.000 No, he's not blind.

00:39:31.000 No.

00:39:31.000 Oh, I was told he's blind.

00:39:32.000 No, he was sleeping.

00:39:35.000 But he's been abused.

00:39:37.000 Whoever had him didn't feed him, and the children tortured him.

00:39:42.000 But now he's getting very relaxed.

00:39:46.000 And he knows he's loved, so he's pretty good.

00:39:49.000 You know, some people don't give a damn about him.

00:39:52.000 What's his name?

00:39:53.000 Pee-wee.

00:39:54.000 Pee-wee?

00:39:57.000 And you're calling him Pee-Wee?

00:39:58.000 Was he Pee-Wee before?

00:39:59.000 You're keeping Pee-Wee.

00:40:01.000 No, I'm keeping Pee-Wee.

00:40:02.000 That was his name, and that's what he knows.

00:40:05.000 Right.

00:40:06.000 Now, when I picked you up for last week's show, Tinkerbell did a strange stretch on the bed and did like a...

00:40:15.000 And she'd never cried like that before.

00:40:17.000 Maybe she knew it was her last night.

00:40:19.000 No, my daughter said when she was babysitting her and my daughter would go out, she would do the same thing.

00:40:27.000 Oh, so you took her.

00:40:28.000 But you told me she's never cried like that before.

00:40:30.000 I never heard her do it, but my daughter told me, yeah, she had done that before.

00:40:36.000 All right.

00:40:36.000 Well, she's gone.

00:40:37.000 And R.I.P. Tinkerbell.

00:40:39.000 Rest in peace, Tinkerbell.

00:40:40.000 And long live Peewee.

00:40:43.000 Pee-wee.

00:40:44.000 There you go.

00:40:45.000 This one's cool.

00:40:47.000 Franco Construction Services.

00:40:48.000 By the way, in order to get your super chat, any updates on Roger Stone, Scottish Hammer asks.

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00:41:22.000 Stop showing that fucking live chat.

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00:41:26.000 FOP is spelled P-H-A-U-P.

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00:42:52.000 Put something away.

00:42:54.000 Just a little bit.

00:42:55.000 Just put it away.

00:42:57.000 A few shackles.

00:42:59.000 What's this one now?

00:43:00.000 Look, they printed out a color printup.

00:43:03.000 Look at that.

00:43:04.000 Of the address.

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00:43:14.000 Tinyurl.com slash censored live.

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00:43:19.000 You can also scan the code on the top left of the screen.

00:43:27.000 What's this shirt?

00:43:30.000 Peter's Concrete.

00:43:32.000 There you go.

00:43:34.000 I officially have an incredibly extensive High-Viz collection of High-Viz shit.

00:43:40.000 We're almost done.

00:43:41.000 We're done.

00:43:41.000 Last three.

00:43:45.000 Let's get some more.

00:43:46.000 Please stop sending these, by the way.

00:43:48.000 We're good.

00:43:48.000 Unboxing music.

00:43:49.000 Ooh, I like that.

00:43:53.000 What's this guy say?

00:43:54.000 He says.

00:43:58.000 Love the show.

00:43:59.000 MAGA ophthalmologist.

00:44:02.000 Okay.

00:44:02.000 Ooh, he's an eye doctor.

00:44:04.000 Why would an eye doctor have this shit?

00:44:08.000 Oh, God.

00:44:09.000 So you can see him.

00:44:10.000 Wait, that looks like the previous one here.

00:44:12.000 Yeah.

00:44:13.000 You won't go blind wearing that.

00:44:18.000 So, Sylvia, you seem to be, you seem to have bounced back from the loss of Tinkerbell pretty well.

00:44:23.000 Yeah, I gotta tell you, I like people, but I'm sorry to say, dogs are better than people.

00:44:31.000 All they want is a little food for you to pet them.

00:44:36.000 They will give up their life protecting you without you asking them to do it.

00:44:41.000 Oh, we've got a call from prison.

00:44:42.000 Sorry to interrupt.

00:44:47.000 An incarcerated individual at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.

00:44:52.000 This call is not private.

00:44:53.000 It will be recorded and may be monitored.

00:44:56.000 If you believe this should be a private call, please hang up and follow facility instructions to register this number as a private number.

00:45:02.000 To accept this free call, press 1.

00:45:05.000 To refuse, thank you for using Securis.

00:45:07.000 You may start the conversation now.

00:45:10.000 Hey, Mercedes.

00:45:12.000 Hey, Gavin.

00:45:13.000 How you doing?

00:45:15.000 I'm, uh, I'm doing great.

00:45:18.000 I'm in jail, and things are wonderful.

00:45:20.000 I know.

00:45:21.000 Every time I get a call from prison, I say, how you doing?

00:45:23.000 And I realize how stupid it sounds.

00:45:25.000 But what it really means is, like, are things, Like, is there an emergency?

00:45:31.000 Like, say you got punched in the face an hour ago.

00:45:34.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:36.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:45:37.000 No, I mean, if I had gotten punched in the face an hour ago, then I would be in handcuffs right now, having to explain myself.

00:45:46.000 Because I probably would have punched back, and it would be a whole thing.

00:45:48.000 So, I guess how you're doing really means, are things worse than usual?

00:45:54.000 No, things are bad in the usual way.

00:45:58.000 Yeah, okay.

00:45:59.000 Yeah.

00:46:01.000 So, we're live on the show.

00:46:04.000 You're being recorded.

00:46:05.000 You're being broadcast live.

00:46:06.000 You've been, we believe, framed for a horrific crime.

00:46:10.000 We think it's because you're MAGA.

00:46:12.000 We think you're a political prisoner.

00:46:15.000 And we are interested in your case.

00:46:17.000 We want to know when it is, if there's any hope of you seeing a judge anytime soon.

00:46:22.000 I go to court next Tuesday.

00:46:26.000 So, yeah, so I'll go to court next Tuesday.

00:46:30.000 Most people don't understand, though, that the criminal justice system does not function the way it does on TV.

00:46:38.000 So what happens when you go to court is you go to court and the district attorney and the judge are paid out of the same ledger.

00:46:46.000 So the district attorney will file charges against you, and the judge will go, hey, I'll do whatever the district attorney says.

00:46:52.000 If the district attorney says, yeah, I can't really, I can't do what's wrong for a while.

00:46:56.000 The judge says, oh, okay.

00:46:58.000 I understand that.

00:46:59.000 We'll just, you know, keep them locked up until then.

00:47:02.000 That's how that works.

00:47:04.000 That's why you've been there for, what, four years now?

00:47:06.000 Three years?

00:47:07.000 Yeah, over three years.

00:47:09.000 People don't understand that this is what large bureaucracies do.

00:47:14.000 And if you want to understand the American symptom, there's a book called The Hulag Archipelago by a man named Alexander Solgin.

00:47:24.000 I suggest you read it because the law in its infancy and the law in its intermediate state is kind of where we're at today.

00:47:30.000 And if you want to understand why we are in the state we're in right now, there's a book called Modern Times by Paul Johnson, which adequately explains the state of America.

00:47:46.000 Marxism has infected every single bit of the West today.

00:47:52.000 That's so true.

00:47:54.000 And this is what happens when you have a welfare state, because it is absolutely abnormal, absolutely abnormal for humans to fund the Untermensch.

00:48:05.000 What's the Untermensch?

00:48:07.000 The Untermensch.

00:48:09.000 The lowest of society.

00:48:11.000 It does not make sense for humans to take their resource and their capital and say, hey, let's give it to the absolute bottom of society.

00:48:20.000 So what should we do about the bottom of society?

00:48:22.000 Should they starve?

00:48:25.000 You know who should fund them?

00:48:27.000 The Democratic liberals who have these wonderful, large ranches that they're so keen to say, hey, oh, I have a wonderful ranch out in Ohio.

00:48:38.000 You know what, that's wonderful.

00:48:39.000 They should put a kimblets on it.

00:48:41.000 And then they should welcome all of those welfare people to come work on their kimlets.

00:48:47.000 That's what they should do.

00:48:48.000 And you know what, I think all those Hollywood liberals who love to say, oh, I'm really into farming these days.

00:48:54.000 Oh, gosh, I love organic farms.

00:48:56.000 Well, wonderful.

00:48:56.000 I think you should have an organic farm.

00:48:58.000 And all of those people who are right now part of the welfare state should come live on your organic farm and kill the soil for you.

00:49:07.000 What a wonderful system that would be.

00:49:10.000 And the middle classes should not be responsible for paying for them, but rather all of those Democrat, wealthy liberals who have large ranches should be the ones paying for them.

00:49:21.000 Because historically, that's who paid for the Untermensch.

00:49:25.000 And there's a reason for it, and they were called the landed gentry.

00:49:28.000 You know, the Proud Boys in jail for January 6th are going on a hunger strike now, and Ryan and I have joined them.

00:49:36.000 And they've only been in jail for a year and a half.

00:49:40.000 Okay.

00:49:41.000 So we're going to make our hunger strike part of your case, just starting right now somehow.

00:49:48.000 Oh, well, you know, I don't know how well that will work.

00:49:54.000 You guys have fun with that.

00:49:58.000 I'm not about to starve.

00:50:00.000 You know, if anybody should be starving, if anybody should be starving, it's those who have not worked for their food.

00:50:09.000 Yes, good point.

00:50:12.000 Okay, Mercedes, these are great points.

00:50:13.000 We got to go.

00:50:15.000 All right.

00:50:15.000 Love you guys.

00:50:16.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:50:17.000 Bye.

00:50:20.000 That's always a problem with these.

00:50:22.000 Oh, yeah, please.

00:50:23.000 Some sustenance.

00:50:24.000 That's always a problem with these prison calls is you feel bad not doing the full half hour.

00:50:31.000 But we can't.

00:50:35.000 Yeah.

00:50:35.000 Wow.

00:50:36.000 15 minutes, normally.

00:50:39.000 That's the norm?

00:50:39.000 15 minutes?

00:50:40.000 Man, then they cut it off.

00:50:43.000 Then you gotta wait an hour to three sisters landscaping.

00:50:46.000 This might be gay.

00:50:48.000 Three sisters?

00:50:49.000 That might be some lesbians.

00:50:50.000 Although, I don't know why.

00:50:51.000 Lesbians don't fuck each other.

00:50:53.000 That's a dumb thing to say.

00:50:54.000 I mean, sisters don't fuck each other.

00:50:57.000 All right, one of the last ones here.

00:51:00.000 We're down to the last two.

00:51:06.000 This seems like a fun one.

00:51:10.000 It's like Christmas here.

00:51:13.000 This one is Sun Tribe Solar.

00:51:19.000 That one seems kind of gay.

00:51:22.000 No, thanks.

00:51:24.000 All right, last one.

00:51:25.000 Wait, no, no.

00:51:29.000 Like my Kilson bag?

00:51:31.000 Now we have two more.

00:52:05.000 gen steel erectors that's cool it's got a sexual pun and then um Same thing.

00:52:13.000 Look at that one.

00:52:14.000 Wow, that's quality.

00:52:15.000 Good graphic design, working-class people.

00:52:20.000 And then the very last one here is just the word orange.

00:52:31.000 What the fuck is that?

00:52:33.000 Oh, it's $100 one.

00:52:35.000 Meddy, Ethan.

00:52:36.000 Another shirt.

00:52:37.000 Ethan, get closer to the mic a little more.

00:52:39.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:40.000 Sorry.

00:52:40.000 All good.

00:52:41.000 Ryan, let's start taking calls, and why don't you explain to the viewers how calls work and how they can call in and we'll accept their calls and then we'll talk to them.

00:52:51.000 Sure thing.

00:52:52.000 So guys, like I said, for super chats, you already know the drill.

00:52:56.000 You go to the site, live show, you watch it on the browser, you click the button below it.

00:53:01.000 But in order to call in, well, that's a little different.

00:53:05.000 You call 718-400-6959.

00:53:09.000 That's a toll-free number.

00:53:10.000 Actually, I don't know if that's true.

00:53:11.000 I just hear people say that.

00:53:14.000 718-400-6959.

00:53:17.000 And you could call in and talk to Gavin, Maddie, or myself, or Sylvia, of course.

00:53:24.000 And you could express any sort of thing you'd like.

00:53:28.000 Okay?

00:53:29.000 So that's how that works.

00:53:31.000 I'd also like to thank everybody who followed my new Instagram as my old one was just banned today.

00:53:38.000 It was a rough one.

00:53:40.000 So we've broken 1,000 followers.

00:53:42.000 Thank you very much.

00:53:43.000 And Nope, yup, 89.

00:53:46.000 Because I was banned.

00:53:48.000 But let's get back to what's important.

00:53:49.000 Are you just going to get rebanned now that you advertise that?

00:53:52.000 Who knows?

00:53:53.000 I don't know how they work.

00:53:54.000 I think it's because it was linked to my...

00:53:56.000 Or because they realized my Facebook was linked to my phone.

00:54:00.000 Who's they?

00:54:01.000 Who realizes all that?

00:54:02.000 Exactly.

00:54:02.000 Good point.

00:54:03.000 Who are the realizers?

00:54:04.000 I want you to know out there, if you're a realizer, you're a loser.

00:54:09.000 Yep.

00:54:10.000 You're out there monitoring people, deciding who can and can't have a voice.

00:54:15.000 By the way, this is the wrong background, Rygai.

00:54:18.000 Thanks for calling.

00:54:20.000 Oh.

00:54:20.000 He's got the mailbag up.

00:54:21.000 We should do the thanks for calling.

00:54:23.000 Yeah, let's do it.

00:54:25.000 We should have done that when I went piss.

00:54:28.000 You were on air.

00:54:31.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:54:33.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.

00:54:37.000 Hey, why do you think you get two things?

00:54:38.000 You get one thing.

00:54:40.000 Thank you for calling.

00:54:40.000 It was great hearing from you.

00:54:42.000 Bye-bye.

00:54:43.000 All right, next call.

00:54:45.000 To be honest, I can't be focused on making sure we, you know, have a concise half hour.

00:54:52.000 Hello?

00:54:52.000 Get everything else covered.

00:54:55.000 Yellow!

00:54:56.000 Hey, guys.

00:54:56.000 What's going on?

00:54:58.000 You guys can hear me?

00:55:00.000 Yes.

00:55:01.000 All right.

00:55:02.000 I'm going to start this off with Gavin.

00:55:04.000 You're the modern day Judas Christ, because I always do if he's called.

00:55:07.000 Gavin, on the Anthony Cumiya Top On Sponsor show you're on yesterday, you were talking about how you got into better tall saw.

00:55:18.000 And dude, I'm telling you, like, I'm not going to give any spoilers, but that is, in my mind, the greatest show ever.

00:55:24.000 It gets better and better, which you can't say about most shows.

00:55:28.000 And the character development and everything, like, like you were saying yesterday, that is up there with the Sopranos.

00:55:33.000 They're better.

00:55:34.000 I'm telling you, I think it surpasses it, man.

00:55:36.000 It's incredible.

00:55:38.000 I kind of wasted my call on this, but I always fumbled a bag because I'm in the presence of a God.

00:55:43.000 But I'm just glad to see you up in the show.

00:55:47.000 Yeah, it's fantastic.

00:55:48.000 And thanks for calling.

00:55:50.000 The thing about it, too, is you think you have it figured out.

00:55:53.000 Like when the German guy who was the head foreman was lamenting the fact that he can't be with his wife and you go, he's going to kill himself.

00:56:02.000 He's going to kill himself.

00:56:04.000 And then the bald dude goes, hang in there.

00:56:07.000 You go, oh, he's going to hang himself.

00:56:09.000 They just gave it away.

00:56:11.000 You just said, hang in there.

00:56:13.000 And then I hate to be a spoiler, spoiler alert.

00:56:16.000 He doesn't hang himself.

00:56:17.000 He does something totally different, totally unpredictable.

00:56:20.000 So you never know where you stand with that show.

00:56:24.000 Unbelievable.

00:56:26.000 Fucking amazing.

00:56:27.000 And it's weird because I always say fiction is for fags and you shouldn't read novels.

00:56:31.000 But I guess that is a novel.

00:56:33.000 I've been thinking recently.

00:56:36.000 I know we promote books a lot and reading on this show, but I've been thinking recently the written word might be dead.

00:56:44.000 Like look at, look at, or even just the printed anything.

00:56:48.000 Look at our invitation for the show in Florida, right?

00:56:53.000 I copied it from an Animal House poster.

00:56:56.000 I had a guy help me with the caricatures.

00:56:58.000 I traced his caricatures and the Animal House poster.

00:57:01.000 It looks like utter shit.

00:57:03.000 And it doesn't inspire anyone to go to the show.

00:57:06.000 But then look at the sizzle reel that Ryan put together that we showed yesterday.

00:57:10.000 Let's show it again.

00:57:12.000 There's the before.

00:57:14.000 There's the garbage shit I did with pencil crayons for my kids' art supplies.

00:57:20.000 No one wants to go to that.

00:57:21.000 Do you want to go to this?

00:57:24.000 Cut me out of it entirely.

00:57:25.000 Yeah.

00:57:33.000 It'd be cool if it worked.

00:57:34.000 What would happen there?

00:57:35.000 Computers and stuff.

00:57:36.000 Oh shit.

00:57:39.000 Well, you got to figure that out, my nigger.

00:57:43.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:57:51.000 Violent protests over a speaker on campus here in New York City.

00:57:55.000 He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.

00:57:57.000 He's the co-founder of Vice.

00:57:59.000 Blaze Media no longer has a relationship with Gavin McInnes, and also YouTube decided to delete McGinnis' account, leaving the Vice Media co-founder without any major social media platform.

00:58:10.000 Yeah, like Gavin is considered like a war criminal at this point.

00:58:14.000 I know Gavin very well.

00:58:16.000 So Anthony Kumiya was part of OP and Anthony, or he was part of OP and Anthony.

00:58:20.000 Opi and Anthony are no more.

00:58:22.000 Serious except pulling the plug on Anthony Kumia this week for his seemingly hate-filled remarks on Twitter.

00:58:28.000 Yeah, it's all America, You dumb motherfucker They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around I'm in a weird situation as a comedian because I was only ten years in as a stand-up when I got the show on food network videos host on the food network show Jennifer's food no less than four times use the n-word by the way have you had a pussy lately

00:59:32.000 hot so so hot that it it's confusing 8.5 yes Bob Levy looks like a beautiful grandma he looks like Elon Musk's mom where it was a woman who had an incredible moment in the sun in the 1960s or 50s and today is just a beautiful older woman

01:04:05.000 then we'll go back behind the paywall oh yeah go ahead call her hey what's up fellas hey time for a yo what's happening hey yeah so uh i agree with you gavin about that uh like slovakian drummer chick being 11.

01:04:54.000 of angel's envy i would prefer prefer yummy new to a victorious Secret model because it would be like a real romp.

01:05:04.000 You could sit on her face and slap her ass and do whatever you want.

01:05:07.000 That doesn't constitute a sports illustrated cover model.

01:05:12.000 What do you think she weighs in at?

01:05:14.000 200 plus?

01:05:15.000 Definitely.

01:05:16.000 100%.

01:05:18.000 So the sports illustrated swimsuit issues are not check out this hot chick you want to fuck.

01:05:25.000 No, sorry.

01:05:26.000 Check out this hot chick you think is the most beautiful woman around.

01:05:32.000 It's that's what it is.

01:05:34.000 Sorry.

01:05:34.000 That's what they're going for.

01:05:36.000 Now, chicks you want to fuck, it's going to be a fat six most of the time.

01:05:43.000 Anyway, thanks for calling me.

01:05:46.000 Pull up Yummy New and let's ask Sylvia what she thinks.

01:05:50.000 In the meantime, here's...

01:05:52.000 She's a big mama.

01:05:55.000 Here's the thing that's $100 guy?

01:05:57.000 Yeah.

01:05:58.000 I think he made this.

01:05:59.000 He said.

01:06:00.000 The song I made.

01:06:01.000 It looks a little dumb, man.

01:06:02.000 Okay, that's it.

01:06:03.000 Hey?

01:06:05.000 What is this band called?

01:06:06.000 The Nines?

01:06:10.000 Mexicans with blonde hair are especially attractive.

01:06:13.000 Sounds like a pure.

01:06:19.000 Can't hear you, lady.

01:06:21.000 Yeah.

01:06:28.000 I think they need a vocalist.

01:06:29.000 Yeah.

01:06:39.000 And here's some yummy niggas.

01:06:41.000 She doesn't have much of a voice.

01:06:43.000 No, it's muted.

01:06:45.000 Maybe that was the sound guy's problem.

01:06:46.000 So, Sylvia, this woman was on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

01:06:52.000 What do you think?

01:06:53.000 The picture up above, Ryan, is the cover, I believe.

01:06:56.000 She's pretty.

01:06:57.000 The one on the left.

01:06:58.000 She's definitely facially pretty, but what about her body?

01:07:05.000 She's a little chunky.

01:07:06.000 A little?

01:07:07.000 But what the heck is she doing?

01:07:10.000 Yeah.

01:07:10.000 What is she doing on Sports Illustrated?

01:07:13.000 Exactly.

01:07:14.000 Is that a swimsuit model?

01:07:19.000 Got some real sports figures on it.

01:07:22.000 No, Sylvia, you understand that Sports Illustrated once a year stops showing sports people on the front and they show swimsuit models.

01:07:32.000 You know that, right?

01:07:34.000 No, I didn't.

01:07:35.000 Oh, that's a thing.

01:07:36.000 So once a year they show a swimsuit model and they show the prettiest girl, you know, available to man.

01:07:44.000 And recently they've been showing like old ladies and fat pigs and Yummy New is their first fat pig.

01:07:51.000 Yeah.

01:07:52.000 Then they got the 74-year-old.

01:07:54.000 Yeah, she's not either.

01:07:57.000 No, she's a gorgeous 74-year-old like Sylvia, but should she be on the cover of a magazine?

01:08:03.000 Exactly.

01:08:03.000 No.

01:08:04.000 How old are you, Sylvia?

01:08:06.000 No, I don't think so.

01:08:09.000 You mean you won't say your age?

01:08:12.000 No, it's just not appropriate.

01:08:14.000 Woman never tells.

01:08:15.000 I don't care how good she looks.

01:08:19.000 How old are you?

01:08:20.000 Me, I'm 79.

01:08:22.000 70 what?

01:08:24.000 79.

01:08:25.000 Okay, relax.

01:08:28.000 Okay, brief letter here.

01:08:30.000 Guys, check out this chick on TikTok.

01:08:32.000 She's like six feet tall, but she has one tiny leg that is what, half the length it should be.

01:08:36.000 But that's not the weird part.

01:08:37.000 At the bottom of that is a half leg with a tiny backwards foot.

01:08:42.000 I'm sort of torn here because she's naturally attractive and seems to have good 80s boobs, the ones that fall nicely and become a teardrop shape.

01:08:50.000 Oh, my lord.

01:08:50.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:08:51.000 She's not a nine, probably not even an eight, but she's a solid 6.5?

01:08:56.000 That's a seven.

01:08:58.000 I know most normal guys immediately think, can I bang this chick?

01:09:01.000 And it got me thinking, what if this tiny leg backwards foot is helpful?

01:09:05.000 She looks incredibly stable on her one knee and baby foot, and it faces backwards.

01:09:09.000 This offers more stability for intense oral, if that's your thing.

01:09:13.000 But what's the trade-off?

01:09:14.000 Can you deal with that little leg starting to rub your crotch in the middle of the night when she wants to get some action?

01:09:19.000 I think I would put a cat collar with a bell on it just to know when she starts moving it so I'm not taken by surprise.

01:09:25.000 But the more I think about it, I don't know if I could even do that.

01:09:29.000 I think it would be better if she removed the foot and just had a rounded bottom.

01:09:34.000 And it was just like an amputee.

01:09:36.000 So I don't know if you know this, sir, but what they do with people who are going to have a shit leg like this is they cut it off and reverse it.

01:09:46.000 So the foot's facing backwards.

01:09:47.000 And the reason they do that is it fits so perfectly into a prosthetic.

01:09:51.000 A stub is not a pleasant thing to put in a prosthetic.

01:09:56.000 It gets worn away.

01:09:57.000 It's abrasive.

01:09:58.000 It's a nightmare.

01:09:59.000 But a backwards foot fits beautifully in a prosthetic.

01:10:02.000 And now your heel becomes a knee.

01:10:08.000 So that's why surgeons do that to people with this affliction.

01:10:13.000 Now, yes, she's a six.

01:10:16.000 I'm sorry, but I don't have to sound shallow, but that would be a deal breaker.

01:10:20.000 That's a deal breaker for you?

01:10:21.000 Yeah.

01:10:22.000 Now, you once had sex with a bodybuilder, once you?

01:10:25.000 Yes, yes, I did.

01:10:26.000 And your contention was it was no bueno.

01:10:29.000 Somebody to pull like that.

01:10:32.000 It felt like grabbing a dude.

01:10:34.000 Yeah, I'd imagine.

01:10:37.000 Hard arms.

01:10:38.000 She's a beautiful girl and lovely person.

01:10:41.000 But it was just like awkward.

01:10:46.000 A big part of touching a woman is how soft and fleshy she is.

01:10:50.000 But if you touch a woman and you feel like hard.

01:10:53.000 Nothing like that.

01:10:54.000 By the way, to be clear, I would love to fuck Yummy New for a night.

01:11:01.000 More than I would like to fuck the top Victoria's Secret supermodel.

01:11:04.000 But she shouldn't be lauded as the perfect woman because she's not.

01:11:09.000 She's a drunken fuck.

01:11:12.000 Well, how long do you think it is before Sports Illustrated puts a man, trans man.

01:11:17.000 I'm surprised it has not happened yet.

01:11:18.000 I would estimate next year.

01:11:21.000 Sylvia, who's the least attractive dude you ever had sex with?

01:11:29.000 I found them all attractive where I wouldn't have gone to bed with them.

01:11:35.000 There wasn't one where you were doing it for, I don't know, some sort of promotion or personal gain?

01:11:42.000 Yeah, nope.

01:11:45.000 You were in love with them all.

01:11:46.000 No, I didn't love them.

01:11:47.000 It was just pure sexual attraction.

01:11:50.000 You had chemistry.

01:11:51.000 You forgot this trends.

01:11:52.000 Brazilian model Valentina Sanpiao.

01:11:55.000 Oh, it's already happened, my friend.

01:11:57.000 For fuck's sake, San Francisco.

01:11:59.000 How long?

01:12:00.000 How long?

01:12:00.000 How about last year?

01:12:02.000 Hi, guys.

01:12:03.000 Yeah, but what is that, like Spanish or South American Sports Illustrated?

01:12:07.000 Still counts.

01:12:08.000 Oh, Lord.

01:12:09.000 Still counts.

01:12:09.000 All right, so let's go behind the paywall now.

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01:12:18.000 We charge $10 a month for this network.

01:12:20.000 It's more content than you could possibly handle.

01:12:22.000 We do a show a day.

01:12:24.000 I'm on six days a week.

01:12:25.000 Maddie's got his own show.

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01:12:28.000 Tune in.

01:12:29.000 Brand new episode just posted.

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01:12:35.000 It is, we've got plenty of new shows coming up too.

01:12:40.000 And it's a way to get the news and talk about what's going on in the world with blatant, unrelenting honesty.

01:12:48.000 No punches are pulled.

01:12:50.000 We fucking spill all the beans on this show.

01:12:54.000 And we talk, we do the news the way people talk in bars.

01:12:57.000 I love Daily Wire.

01:12:58.000 I love Tucker Carlson.

01:12:59.000 I love a lot of right-wing shows, but they talk like pussies.

01:13:05.000 They talk like a fag and their shit's all retarded.

01:13:07.000 We talk normal like you talk in bars.

01:13:09.000 And it's rare that you can get the news with normal conversation.

01:13:13.000 Didn't used to be unusual, but it is now.

01:13:17.000 So without further ado, I would like to say to the freeloaders, goodbye.

01:13:24.000 We'll be, of course, sticking around for another 45 minutes for the guys who pay and every other day of the week.

01:13:29.000 But to everyone who's about to leave us, get fired.

01:13:34.000 Get fired.

01:13:34.000 Get in trouble.

01:13:35.000 Be brave.

01:13:36.000 And never stop fighting.

01:13:41.000 Violent protests over a speaker on campus here in New York City.

01:13:45.000 He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.

01:13:48.000 He's the co-founder of Vice.

01:13:49.000 Blaze Media no longer has a relationship with Gavin McGinnis, and also YouTube decided to delete McGinnis' account, leaving the Vice Media co-founder without any major social media platform.

01:14:00.000 Yeah, like Gavin is considered like a war criminal at this point.

01:14:05.000 I know Gavin very well.

01:14:06.000 So Anthony Kumia is part of Opie and Anthony, or he was part of Opie and Anthony.

01:14:10.000 Opi and Anthony are no more.

01:14:12.000 SiriusXM pulling the plug on Anthony Kumia this week for his seemingly hate-filled remarks on Twitter.

01:14:19.000 Yeah, it's all America, you dumb motherfucker.

01:14:22.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.

01:14:27.000 I'm in a weird situation as a comedian because I was only 10 years in as a stand-up when I got the show on Food Network.

01:14:33.000 Yeah, Josh Daniel, the host of the Food Network show Genomics Food, no less than four times used the N-word.

01:14:40.000 Oh no.

01:14:40.000 No, we didn't.

01:14:42.000 I asked you not to say the N-word.

01:14:47.000 By the way, have you had a pussy lately?

01:14:50.000 Whatever.

01:14:53.000 And you come back in the dinner.

01:14:55.000 And you go, oh my.

01:15:01.000 Why can't I keep my bitches?

01:15:19.000 All right, so what do we got?

01:15:21.000 We got live chats, we got calls, we got Sylvia, we got Maddie.

01:15:26.000 A lot of variety here.

01:15:28.000 Here's one that just came in a minute ago.

01:15:31.000 I got to hear my child's heartbeat for the first time today.

01:15:34.000 It was an incredible experience.

01:15:36.000 This is my first child, and I can already tell a big change going on in my life.

01:15:40.000 I can't even fathom people wanting to kill babies in the womb.

01:15:44.000 Well, one thing I will say to this guy is a lot of the babies that are aborted are dicks.

01:15:50.000 I didn't know that.

01:15:51.000 Yeah, you don't see that in the media.

01:15:53.000 Interview them.

01:15:54.000 You can kind of tell.

01:15:55.000 A lot of the women who get abortions can sense that their baby's going to be a shithead, and so they kill it, and they save us a lot of problems.

01:16:04.000 I mean, some of them could have become the next Jack the Ripper.

01:16:07.000 Ever think of that?

01:16:09.000 So sometimes abortions save lives because you could be aborting a murderer.

01:16:15.000 Cereal murderer.

01:16:18.000 I could murder some cereal right now.

01:16:20.000 Oh, my God.

01:16:21.000 Some cereal, some honey nut Cheerios.

01:16:23.000 With a little bit of grizzled.

01:16:25.000 Cinnamon toast crunch.

01:16:26.000 Ooh, CTC.

01:16:27.000 Do you find yourself planning?

01:16:29.000 We talked about this earlier, but you're like, oh, I'm near Chick-fil-A.

01:16:32.000 I'll get some Chick-fil-A.

01:16:34.000 Yep.

01:16:34.000 Let me tell you something.

01:16:35.000 When you guys...

01:16:37.000 Well, Gavin, you've been cheating, but Ryan.

01:16:39.000 I've not been.

01:16:40.000 Come on!

01:16:41.000 Ryan, when you're in the middle of the spot.

01:16:42.000 I had an eraser's running spoof.

01:16:44.000 Excuse me, Gavin.

01:16:45.000 Me and Maddie are talking real hard.

01:16:47.000 Do not go out and gorge yourself with food because you're going to get violently sick.

01:16:53.000 Yes, I know, I bet.

01:16:54.000 I've been looking into it as somebody who's taking this seriously.

01:16:57.000 Unlike some people.

01:16:59.000 You will eat like a glutton and you will pay for it.

01:17:02.000 I heard.

01:17:03.000 What will happen?

01:17:03.000 Diarrhea?

01:17:04.000 Oh, we eat it.

01:17:05.000 You don't need to know.

01:17:06.000 Puking, diarrhea.

01:17:08.000 Because your system's not used to it.

01:17:10.000 Yeah, there's a proud boy, David Kyriakos, the brown guy who called the bluff on Max and John's trial and said, you're not going to prosecute me.

01:17:20.000 I'm brown.

01:17:21.000 And he was right.

01:17:22.000 Yeah.

01:17:23.000 He did 10 days.

01:17:25.000 And he goes, food disgusted me.

01:17:27.000 Rikers Island.

01:17:28.000 Yeah.

01:17:29.000 He said, no, he never went to Rikers.

01:17:33.000 He didn't do any time at all.

01:17:35.000 Oh, he did a 10-day fast.

01:17:37.000 No, he did 10.

01:17:39.000 It's unrelated.

01:17:40.000 10 days is his own thing.

01:17:41.000 It's got nothing to do with any Prowboy stuff.

01:17:44.000 But he goes, food, I'd see people eating, I'd want to barf.

01:17:48.000 His Indian heritage.

01:17:50.000 Maybe.

01:17:51.000 But yeah, you're right.

01:17:52.000 When he finally started again, I think he could only do like soup.

01:17:56.000 I'm going to do prunes.

01:17:57.000 I'm starting with prunes.

01:17:59.000 I'm going to suck You off and drink your cum.

01:18:01.000 Don't do that.

01:18:02.000 Let's get back to abortion.

01:18:04.000 I think a woman has every right to have one.

01:18:07.000 If you sleep with somebody and you wind up pregnant, I don't think you should have the child.

01:18:15.000 Then there's women that have too many children who cannot afford to take care of another one.

01:18:22.000 I think they have a right to have an abortion too.

01:18:25.000 So now they're trying to make it illegal, but some of the states are going to let them have an abortion.

01:18:30.000 Have you ever had an abortion, Sylvia?

01:18:32.000 Yeah, I have.

01:18:33.000 How many?

01:18:35.000 No comment.

01:18:36.000 I've had a lot.

01:18:38.000 Oh, really?

01:18:38.000 Yep.

01:18:39.000 You've had a lot of abortions.

01:18:41.000 Yes, I have.

01:18:42.000 But after the first one, wouldn't you go on birth control?

01:18:46.000 Or at least.

01:18:47.000 Did the guy wear a condom?

01:18:49.000 I didn't.

01:18:52.000 Why wouldn't you go on birth control?

01:18:54.000 I didn't know I didn't.

01:18:56.000 Well, 50 years ago, I guess safe sex wasn't the practice.

01:19:00.000 They didn't have AIDS.

01:19:02.000 But Sylvia, they had birth control.

01:19:05.000 Yeah, I know.

01:19:06.000 But you weren't interested.

01:19:06.000 I never thought about it.

01:19:08.000 I was just lucky I never caught a disease.

01:19:13.000 There you go.

01:19:14.000 So catching a disease is worse than having a child inside of you?

01:19:20.000 I think if you sleep with somebody one time, I don't think you ought to have their baby.

01:19:29.000 And you're single and you can't afford it.

01:19:31.000 Why would that idiot come in you?

01:19:32.000 Doesn't he know how life works?

01:19:35.000 Don't I know how what works?

01:19:36.000 No, the guy who comes in you, like, doesn't he understand what he's doing?

01:19:40.000 I don't care.

01:19:41.000 They're just looking to get laid.

01:19:44.000 Yeah, but I've never gotten a woman pregnant.

01:19:46.000 I didn't want to get pregnant.

01:19:47.000 I would pull out.

01:19:49.000 Well, maybe you had a relationship with a woman.

01:19:52.000 I didn't have a relationship with the men I slept with.

01:19:56.000 So they would just jizzen you.

01:19:57.000 It was a one-light stand.

01:19:58.000 What was the racial breakdown of these gentlemen who would ejaculate inside of your body?

01:20:05.000 They were one-light stands.

01:20:07.000 But what was what, like out of ten, how many would be black?

01:20:11.000 Stands?

01:20:11.000 Those are Irish then.

01:20:13.000 None of them were black.

01:20:15.000 Oh, really?

01:20:16.000 It was only white guys you aborted?

01:20:19.000 Oh, it just happened that way.

01:20:21.000 Had nothing to do with color.

01:20:24.000 Okay, so what years are we talking here?

01:20:27.000 70s, 80s, 90s?

01:20:31.000 I don't know.

01:20:32.000 I think the 70s.

01:20:34.000 Yeah.

01:20:36.000 So when is it wrong to have an abortion?

01:20:43.000 I don't think it's wrong.

01:20:44.000 No, but what about nine months?

01:20:47.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:48.000 Forget it.

01:20:49.000 You can't have one.

01:20:50.000 It'll kill you.

01:20:50.000 How about seven months?

01:20:52.000 No.

01:20:53.000 Six.

01:20:54.000 I think the limit is six weeks.

01:20:57.000 Eight weeks.

01:20:58.000 Yeah, you have to be a minimum of seven weeks before they'll do one.

01:21:02.000 Look, years ago, with Catholic people, they'd let the mother die and save the baby.

01:21:09.000 How the hell is that right?

01:21:11.000 Because she was a trifling whore.

01:21:14.000 That sounds pretty bad.

01:21:16.000 That's true, though.

01:21:17.000 So you think...

01:21:18.000 Well, the law right now in New York is nine months is any time, anytime at all.

01:21:24.000 But it sounds like you're saying six weeks is reasonable.

01:21:27.000 So you miss one period, you can get an abortion, but then...

01:21:30.000 I think six or eight weeks.

01:21:31.000 No, it has to be a minimum of seven.

01:21:33.000 Seven years.

01:21:34.000 You have to be seven weeks pregnant before they will do an abortion.

01:21:38.000 Yeah.

01:21:38.000 Okay.

01:21:39.000 So, Sylvia, I'm trying to narrow down a number.

01:21:44.000 Would you say you can have an abortion at two months and then you can't after two months?

01:21:50.000 Correct.

01:21:52.000 Two months.

01:21:52.000 You put your life in danger and no legitimate doctor is going to give you one.

01:21:57.000 Eight weeks.

01:21:58.000 Oh, legitimate doctors are doing it all over town.

01:22:01.000 Oh, yeah.

01:22:01.000 At nine, third trimester is not an issue.

01:22:05.000 Almost like days before birth.

01:22:08.000 As the head crowns, they inject something.

01:22:11.000 Well, these lefties are talking about fucking after the baby's born.

01:22:14.000 11 months.

01:22:15.000 Comparing them to chimps.

01:22:17.000 Monkeys.

01:22:18.000 I couldn't fucking believe it.

01:22:19.000 Whenever the woman want to.

01:22:21.000 It's the woman choice.

01:22:22.000 13 months, you're more advanced than a monkey, so it's okay.

01:22:26.000 Sounds good to me.

01:22:27.000 Whenever the women want.

01:22:28.000 Let's just start fucking killing random kids.

01:22:31.000 Here's a fucking inside.

01:22:32.000 $100 super chat coming up.

01:22:33.000 Did you see that one lady?

01:22:35.000 Whenever the woman wants.

01:22:36.000 Whatever the woman wants.

01:22:38.000 Okay.

01:22:40.000 Like.

01:22:41.000 Uh-oh.

01:22:41.000 I think our baby monster Facebook group got nuked.

01:22:46.000 Nuked?

01:22:47.000 They've been doing a nuking.

01:22:48.000 I think they did a backup Telegram chat.

01:22:51.000 Okay.

01:22:51.000 TME slash bald eagle2021.

01:22:54.000 Please show the baby monsters this teaser so they can subscribe to my YouTube channel.

01:22:58.000 I'm always on.

01:23:00.000 I think so, man.

01:23:02.000 I got to look.

01:23:02.000 I didn't go on my socials today.

01:23:05.000 Follow How Dare You Media.

01:23:06.000 He's a good lad.

01:23:07.000 When did you get banned from Instagram, Ryan?

01:23:09.000 This morning.

01:23:10.000 Or I noticed this morning.

01:23:11.000 It said this.

01:23:12.000 What did we do yesterday?

01:23:13.000 Nothing.

01:23:14.000 I posted Martin Sarah.

01:23:15.000 We appeared.

01:23:16.000 I went to James O'Keefe's party.

01:23:18.000 Yeah, you went.

01:23:18.000 But that was...

01:23:19.000 Ryan wasn't there, was he?

01:23:20.000 No.

01:23:21.000 No, but that's why he's banned.

01:23:22.000 But James O'Keefe is back.

01:23:24.000 I mean, he's not even banned.

01:23:25.000 He's banned from everything.

01:23:27.000 He's on.

01:23:28.000 No.

01:23:29.000 He's banned from Twitter and all that.

01:23:30.000 He's on Instagram.

01:23:31.000 He's verified on Instagram.

01:23:35.000 I don't get those blue shits.

01:23:35.000 I don't know what's going on there.

01:23:37.000 But how dare you, Media, send in $100 for us to watch this chat?

01:23:41.000 Okay.

01:23:42.000 I mean this vid.

01:23:43.000 Sure.

01:23:43.000 No problem.

01:23:44.000 No, I don't want to unsubscribe.

01:23:45.000 See, they're trying to fucking big tech me again.

01:23:47.000 In America, we're unapologetic.

01:23:50.000 We have guns.

01:23:51.000 If you come to our fucking house, we'll fucking kill you.

01:24:00.000 Fucking German guy.

01:24:09.000 We don't want, you know, people telling us what to do.

01:24:13.000 None of the politics of San Francisco.

01:24:14.000 It's kind of it's the fair capital of the world.

01:24:16.000 Is that do you think?

01:24:17.000 No, that's what people say.

01:24:18.000 I don't say it.

01:24:20.000 Over LA, do you think?

01:24:22.000 I don't know, I don't know about LA.

01:24:23.000 I just know San Francisco.

01:24:24.000 And I think I just came here five minutes ago, and I think it's the fair capital of the world.

01:24:30.000 What do you think?

01:24:32.000 A lot of gays.

01:24:33.000 And in San Francisco?

01:24:34.000 Yeah.

01:24:34.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:36.000 Why are you telling me that?

01:24:37.000 No, there's nothing wrong with that.

01:24:39.000 I didn't quite understand this information.

01:24:41.000 What's your plan?

01:24:42.000 Chico is British.

01:24:45.000 Politically grooming or just call it what it is, pedophilia.

01:24:47.000 Oh, are you cow?

01:24:48.000 I'm not a domestic terrorist.

01:24:50.000 I'm a mom.

01:24:51.000 What's your plan?

01:24:52.000 What's your mom?

01:24:54.000 Are you a leader?

01:24:55.000 Oh, are your father?

01:24:56.000 I don't think without penal consent.

01:25:00.000 Your opinion is absolutely outrageous and you're a terrorist.

01:25:06.000 Yeah, I'm not sure.

01:25:08.000 Burn America!

01:25:09.000 Burning hell!

01:25:10.000 But I think this is a disgusting and sick and satanic fucking place by the Democratic Party.

01:25:15.000 I'm gonna kick these off.

01:25:17.000 Where is our world going, dude?

01:25:18.000 Fuck that map.

01:25:20.000 I don't know.

01:25:21.000 No, fuck your mask.

01:25:22.000 Don't fuck your mask.

01:25:23.000 Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it isn't true.

01:25:26.000 If somebody says the earth is flat and somebody says the earth is round, somebody's wrong.

01:25:29.000 And people who don't believe in God are wrong.

01:25:34.000 You have a cross on his forehead?

01:25:37.000 That big skinhead thing in the 80s.

01:25:42.000 Cool, great.

01:25:43.000 Good stuff.

01:25:44.000 All right, let's take a call.

01:25:45.000 I'm missing people.

01:25:46.000 Yeah.

01:25:47.000 Yeah.

01:25:49.000 Oh, Jenna, on the line, 901.

01:25:52.000 What's going on, Jenna?

01:25:54.000 Hey, guys.

01:25:55.000 Hey.

01:25:55.000 Sylvia.

01:25:57.000 Hey, girl.

01:25:59.000 So I found someone with the sprinkles.

01:26:02.000 Oh.

01:26:03.000 Not the sprinkles.

01:26:05.000 Fuck our justice system.

01:26:06.000 Sorry, I had to say that because someone paid $500 for that.

01:26:10.000 Thanks, Christy.

01:26:11.000 But go ahead, Jenna.

01:26:13.000 Who's got the sprinkles?

01:26:14.000 Let me guess.

01:26:14.000 Chris Rock.

01:26:17.000 Have you heard of JP Sears?

01:26:19.000 No.

01:26:22.000 You might know him.

01:26:23.000 JP Sears.

01:26:24.000 Yeah, have you ever seen, there's a video called How to Become Gluten Intolerant.

01:26:30.000 It's like his most famous one.

01:26:32.000 And he also has one called What If Meat Eaters Talked Like Vegetarians.

01:26:37.000 That one's really funny, too.

01:26:38.000 But.

01:26:39.000 Wait, is this a guy with long red hair?

01:26:42.000 Yes.

01:26:43.000 Yeah, I know he's good, and I love everything he stands for.

01:26:48.000 But I don't know.

01:26:49.000 There's something I don't enjoy.

01:26:52.000 I can't explain it.

01:26:54.000 Maybe it's visual.

01:26:55.000 Maybe it's visual.

01:26:57.000 He's been red-tilled.

01:26:58.000 Did you know that?

01:27:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:27:01.000 I know the guy well.

01:27:02.000 I've watched, I've even sent some of his videos to my wife saying you should check this out.

01:27:07.000 But I can't explain it.

01:27:09.000 He does not have the sprinkles.

01:27:11.000 There's something not perfect about him.

01:27:14.000 I'm sorry.

01:27:15.000 Have you seen the one about life jackets?

01:27:17.000 Oh my God, that is my favorite.

01:27:19.000 The one about what?

01:27:20.000 Life jackets.

01:27:21.000 Life jackets.

01:27:22.000 All right, we'll check it out right now.

01:27:23.000 And I'll try to pinpoint it.

01:27:25.000 Oh, it's kind of long, though.

01:27:26.000 I can't love him.

01:27:27.000 Anyway, thanks for coming.

01:27:28.000 No, it's not seven.

01:27:28.000 It's the one that's five men.

01:27:31.000 I like that.

01:27:33.000 Thank you.

01:27:34.000 Yeah, the one about life jackets is funny.

01:27:36.000 It's, you know, comparative to the mask syndrome.

01:27:39.000 And the vax.

01:27:41.000 Dude, we have a breaking news.

01:27:44.000 A crime from right down the street from the studio.

01:27:48.000 A couple Bronx.

01:27:50.000 Shot to death and burned alive.

01:27:52.000 Whoa.

01:27:52.000 Oh, my God.

01:27:55.000 I'm emailing it to you now.

01:27:56.000 We should do Man on the Street.

01:27:58.000 Yeah, we should go there now.

01:28:01.000 This is exciting.

01:28:02.000 This is about a 17-minute walk, maybe a 13-minute walk from our studio.

01:28:09.000 A doomed young couple found shot to death and burned beyond recognition in a car at a Bronx park where victims of a deadly gang war sparked by a stolen purse, law enforcement sources told the Post.

01:28:22.000 Nikki Huang and ex-college hoopster Jesse Perilla, 22, were executed in a series of retaliatory shootings that erupted after Huang gripped to her gangster after Wang griped to her gangster pals that a rival crew mugged her last Sunday,

01:28:43.000 stealing her handbag.

01:28:45.000 This is not tonight.

01:28:46.000 It's not live.

01:28:48.000 Okay, well, it just was came on the front page of the post.

01:28:51.000 Helen Bay and Splip.

01:28:53.000 Yeah, that's by Orchard Beach.

01:28:54.000 It's close to co-ops.

01:28:56.000 I biked it.

01:28:57.000 I think I biked her.

01:29:00.000 Okay.

01:29:01.000 Perilla was not part of a deadly beef between the rival up the hill and down the hill cruise.

01:29:07.000 Up the hill and down the hill are the two big crews there.

01:29:10.000 Very literal for a crew name.

01:29:13.000 Yeah.

01:29:14.000 And only wound up getting mixed up in the bloodshed while spending time with Wang.

01:29:19.000 Right now it looks like he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

01:29:22.000 Isn't it weird how some random Asian chick is responsible for this Puerto Rican getting killed?

01:29:29.000 That's the power of that.

01:29:33.000 Wow.

01:29:35.000 The ex-Hoopster's mother, Michelle Morales, who owned the car the pair was killed in, said her son knew Wang from middle school.

01:29:41.000 He was a good-hearted person just helping out a friend with a ride.

01:29:45.000 She said through tears, I don't think he was aware of anything.

01:29:47.000 That's pretty intense to fucking shoot them and then burn the car.

01:29:51.000 Yeah.

01:29:51.000 Well, trying to get rid of evidence.

01:29:54.000 That means they had actually either reached in the car or touched the car.

01:29:58.000 But how, you're not getting rid of evidence.

01:29:59.000 We're going to find who it is.

01:30:01.000 Oh, I see.

01:30:01.000 They're getting rid of the fingerprints.

01:30:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:05.000 That car's pretty torch.

01:30:06.000 It's funny, right down the street from there, when I was a young man, in my younger day, we used to go down there because there's horse riding trails by going to Orchard Beach and City Island.

01:30:16.000 The little equestrians.

01:30:18.000 All the stolen cars we used to come across, we'd go there and burn them.

01:30:22.000 Oh, really?

01:30:23.000 All the insurance shops and shit like that.

01:30:24.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:25.000 Wow, that's by Turtle Cove where the driving range is.

01:30:31.000 Slightly down from the golf course.

01:30:33.000 Huh.

01:30:35.000 That place that they rent horses now, right?

01:30:37.000 You can do horse rides and the trails?

01:30:38.000 You can do that.

01:30:38.000 Yeah, I passed that with my bike every day.

01:30:40.000 I knew that road to look familiar.

01:30:42.000 Holy shit.

01:30:43.000 We used to have a little parking lot, and we used to hang out in there when I was growing up.

01:30:46.000 We called it the Point.

01:30:48.000 It was just a big empty lot.

01:30:50.000 We all used to go there, park.

01:30:51.000 And so people would go there to burn cars?

01:30:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:54.000 Oh, it was notorious.

01:30:55.000 That must be where they got it from.

01:30:56.000 That's the thing.

01:30:57.000 That's the burning car people.

01:30:58.000 You would pull in off the horse trail and you'd go down and the train tracks come up the Metro North.

01:31:04.000 So we'd go down there, torch the car, and walk up the train tracks back up to Westchester.

01:31:12.000 Ryan, that's over.

01:31:14.000 I'm not too worried about that.

01:31:15.000 pass there with your bike.

01:31:17.000 Is English your second language?

01:31:19.000 I get nervous sometimes.

01:31:20.000 ESL.

01:31:21.000 I passed there with my bike.

01:31:23.000 That was a good class when I went to school.

01:31:25.000 So I'm totally having a great time here in America.

01:31:29.000 I'm going around the Bronx.

01:31:31.000 And what I would do, I heard about a couple who were burned alive in a car.

01:31:38.000 And I used to pass by there with my bike.

01:31:41.000 I would be sitting on my bike pedaling, and it would make it go forward, you know?

01:31:46.000 And it was not far from when the criminals would burn the cars.

01:31:52.000 I don't sound that way.

01:31:53.000 I sound different.

01:31:55.000 ESL was a class in my high school and junior high school.

01:32:00.000 English is a second language.

01:32:02.000 All right, let's watch this redhead.

01:32:04.000 I love this guy, by the way, but I can't explain why I don't love him.

01:32:07.000 I'm going to a little swimming.

01:32:08.000 You got to wear a life jacket or else you can't come in.

01:32:11.000 No, I'm good.

01:32:12.000 Thank you, though.

01:32:12.000 Life jackets are mandatory.

01:32:14.000 Mandatory to wear a life jacket when you swim?

01:32:16.000 And when you're not swimming, too.

01:32:18.000 Why?

01:32:18.000 Cases of people getting wet are going through the roof.

01:32:21.000 It's a scary time.

01:32:22.000 Put it on.

01:32:23.000 But that doesn't mean they're drowning.

01:32:25.000 People get wet every day.

01:32:26.000 It's part of life.

01:32:28.000 0.00001182% of all people drown each year.

01:32:32.000 That's pretty cool.

01:32:33.000 Anyway, yeah, I don't like him.

01:32:34.000 Sorry.

01:32:36.000 He's funny.

01:32:37.000 I love what he's doing.

01:32:38.000 Everything he says is perfectly accurate.

01:32:40.000 He's one of us.

01:32:41.000 I don't like punching right.

01:32:42.000 I love that skate.

01:32:43.000 But it just doesn't have the sprinkles, and I apologize.

01:32:47.000 Dang.

01:32:47.000 For not loving it.

01:32:48.000 He's very informative, though.

01:32:50.000 Who me?

01:32:51.000 Yeah.

01:32:52.000 I've only seen him on Luke Radowski's page.

01:32:55.000 Yeah, he's been expanding.

01:32:56.000 Yeah, I've seen him with a bunch of other comedians also.

01:32:58.000 That's the thing, though.

01:33:00.000 He's got all of the ingredients.

01:33:01.000 I'll pass by with your bike.

01:33:02.000 I'll pass by with my bike.

01:33:04.000 He's got all the ingredients of somebody that I like, but I wouldn't say sprinkles, but I enjoy them.

01:33:10.000 Yeah, I don't like funny political.

01:33:12.000 It's socially awkward a little skits.

01:33:14.000 But maybe it's just stick.

01:33:17.000 All right.

01:33:17.000 Like, I like my information straight up.

01:33:19.000 That's kind of like you give that to a liberal friend.

01:33:21.000 Sylvia, have you ever been in a fist fight?

01:33:27.000 Oh.

01:33:28.000 Yeah, I've seen one.

01:33:30.000 She's seen one.

01:33:31.000 No, have you ever been in one?

01:33:32.000 Have you ever punched anyone in the face in your life?

01:33:35.000 She's a lady.

01:33:36.000 Ladies don't fist fight.

01:33:38.000 You've never punched anyone in their face in your life?

01:33:41.000 No.

01:33:42.000 Wow.

01:33:45.000 That's impressive.

01:33:46.000 Let her punch you.

01:33:47.000 It'll be your first punch.

01:33:48.000 No, he's going to get punched tomorrow a lot.

01:33:50.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:52.000 You're going to dance tomorrow, buddy.

01:33:54.000 How's that forehead going to feel?

01:33:59.000 In a way, I feel kind of resigned to it, like getting a shot, you know?

01:34:03.000 He's going to get in there and just have a shot.

01:34:05.000 That fluffy straight.

01:34:07.000 We got a caller.

01:34:08.000 I don't feel ambitious about it.

01:34:10.000 Tommy Baggs?

01:34:12.000 Tommy Baggs.

01:34:12.000 John the Bach.

01:34:13.000 John the cop.

01:34:14.000 Uh-oh.

01:34:15.000 What about Huey?

01:34:16.000 He comes at me like the Spider-Man guy, Rhino.

01:34:19.000 Is Huey dancing tomorrow or no?

01:34:21.000 Huey's got, he just had your shit done.

01:34:23.000 Oh, a blade.

01:34:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:34:25.000 He had an ablation, so I'm not sure he can spar.

01:34:27.000 No, I don't think so.

01:34:28.000 That dude's falling apart like a jalapi.

01:34:30.000 He's had his hip replaced.

01:34:32.000 He's my age.

01:34:33.000 Our age.

01:34:34.000 He's had his hip replaced, and he's had the fucking ablations like twice.

01:34:38.000 Oh, I told you I went to the heart doctor the other day.

01:34:42.000 What did he say?

01:34:43.000 I put it off.

01:34:44.000 I said, I got to go back August 30th.

01:34:49.000 Because I told him I don't want to do anything over summer because I'm riding to Arkansas and all that stuff.

01:34:54.000 So I got my trips planned.

01:34:55.000 So after all my summer activities, I'll go in and do it.

01:34:59.000 Then I'll go in.

01:35:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:35:01.000 Well, what are they going to say?

01:35:03.000 They're going to say your heart sucks.

01:35:04.000 Yeah.

01:35:05.000 Well, they want to put that watchman device in.

01:35:08.000 The thing that opens up and the skin grows over it, the umbrella.

01:35:13.000 No, I don't know about that.

01:35:15.000 What's it called?

01:35:16.000 A watchman device.

01:35:18.000 Any technology that's in your head?

01:35:20.000 It seals off like this.

01:35:21.000 There's enough to go to Mars.

01:35:22.000 There's a chicken wing appendage in your upper left atria.

01:35:26.000 Incredible.

01:35:27.000 So no blood clots form there, and I get off blood thinners.

01:35:30.000 Blood clot.

01:35:31.000 Blood clad.

01:35:32.000 Keep the blood cloth.

01:35:32.000 No, John Joseph forms there.

01:35:35.000 Who's there on the phone?

01:35:37.000 Go ahead, call her.

01:35:39.000 Hey, it's James.

01:35:41.000 I just had a, first of all, I just want to say thank you to Maddie for all the Maddie shitty little kitchen stuff.

01:35:47.000 It's tremendous.

01:35:48.000 I've made the beef one, the steak one, and then I saw the chicken one just this morning, so I'm definitely going to make that again.

01:35:54.000 Oh, definitely.

01:35:56.000 Whole baked chicken is the best, but set it and forget it.

01:35:59.000 Yeah, awesome.

01:36:01.000 Thank you.

01:36:02.000 The question was, so for, I think you brought it up in Anthony's show yesterday where you mentioned encountering people who are like a little bit, you know, sociopathic.

01:36:12.000 You know, they don't quite look at you the same as like a normal person.

01:36:16.000 And it just reminded me of this conversation I had with a guy who was a prison warden in one of the jails in New South Wales here.

01:36:25.000 Anyway, long story short, there's a guy, one of our most infamous serial killers is this guy called Ivan Millat.

01:36:32.000 And this guy who was the prison warden in the actual prison said you could like, he would be looking the other way and you could feel this guy like enter the room.

01:36:42.000 He was so creepy and so like, like weird and like evil sounding that you couldn't really look him in the eye either.

01:36:52.000 So I just wanted to see, I've been in like situations where you're walking down the street and you go, oh, Crocky, I probably shouldn't be here right now.

01:36:58.000 But I just wanted to see if either Maddie or Gavin or Sylvia or Ryan or whoever has ever encountered anything like that where somebody's just like mad creepy.

01:37:06.000 So thanks.

01:37:07.000 I've come across stone cold sociopaths in my time.

01:37:11.000 Guys that'll look you dead in the face and smile at you and put a bullet in your head.

01:37:15.000 But there are soulless, lifeless people.

01:37:18.000 I've come across them in prison and it's just like their eyes are just black and there's nothing there.

01:37:26.000 It's just no conscience, no empathy, no anything.

01:37:30.000 They could kill you or you could kill them.

01:37:31.000 They wouldn't give a fuck spaghetti dinner over your body.

01:37:35.000 100%.

01:37:36.000 What percentage of the guys in prison you met were sociopath bad dudes who just 2%.

01:37:44.000 Two?

01:37:45.000 Two, two.

01:37:46.000 One to two.

01:37:49.000 That means 98% of the people were fixable.

01:37:52.000 Yeah, I'd say 95%.

01:37:53.000 I'd say only 5% of the people.

01:37:55.000 And listen, I've been in prisons and jails and everything for the cumulative time of 10 years.

01:38:01.000 There is a reason there are prisons.

01:38:03.000 There are stone cold.

01:38:05.000 Just people wake up every day just want to hurt people.

01:38:10.000 They need to be there.

01:38:12.000 They're like human pit bulls.

01:38:14.000 Pretty much.

01:38:15.000 What do you say?

01:38:16.000 No, not you.

01:38:18.000 Like lizards, like reptiles, they're like soulless.

01:38:21.000 Birds are like soulless.

01:38:22.000 They just kill and eat and maim without emotion or anything like that.

01:38:28.000 Should we just kill those people?

01:38:31.000 Well, that's why they had the death penalties.

01:38:35.000 But you can't kill everyone anymore.

01:38:38.000 Like pedophiles.

01:38:39.000 But should you?

01:38:40.000 We should just kill them.

01:38:40.000 Yes, we should all kill pedophiles, of course.

01:38:42.000 Of course.

01:38:42.000 What about those sociopaths with the black eyes?

01:38:45.000 Should they just be killed?

01:38:46.000 Well, yeah, because there's nothing correcting them or rehabilitating them.

01:38:51.000 They're never going to have a happy family and be mowing the lawn.

01:38:54.000 The next day, they're going to just start doing what they do.

01:39:00.000 There's pure evil in this world.

01:39:02.000 Make no mistakes about it.

01:39:04.000 How'd your interview with Jim Goad go?

01:39:06.000 Oh, it went well.

01:39:07.000 It got released today on Census Presents.

01:39:09.000 Yep.

01:39:10.000 And what did you guys talk about?

01:39:13.000 I think it was a pretty good back and forth conversation about the differences and the similarities between the criminal justice system on the West Coast and the East Coast and the characteristics of inmates on both coasts.

01:39:30.000 And what is the difference generally?

01:39:32.000 The biggest, the difference is like the politics of West Coast and East Coast.

01:39:39.000 Like on the West Coast, it's predominantly by race.

01:39:43.000 It's not so much on the East Coast.

01:39:46.000 But it was one good question he asked.

01:39:48.000 He said, what do you think the majority of the prisoners had in common or why they ended up?

01:39:56.000 And it was, him and I both had the same answer.

01:39:58.000 It was like broken homes.

01:40:00.000 Single family, single parents, broken homes, no supervision, stuff like that.

01:40:05.000 Huh.

01:40:06.000 Yeah.

01:40:07.000 I've heard that before, that with West Coast, like if a white guy goes and plays cards with a black guy, it's a huge fucking deal.

01:40:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:14.000 But in the East Coast, no one cares.

01:40:17.000 But why is that?

01:40:20.000 Maybe it's because in the West Coast...

01:40:23.000 Politics.

01:40:24.000 In the West Coast, the numbers are more like a third, a third, a third.

01:40:29.000 Whereas in the East Coast, it's predominantly white.

01:40:33.000 Well, it's predominantly, I would say it's predominantly black.

01:40:36.000 Oh, predominantly black.

01:40:37.000 In California, I would definitely say it's probably third white, third Spanish, third black.

01:40:44.000 Like, it's kind of more...

01:40:45.000 Oh, so I'm wrong.

01:40:46.000 So here in the East Coast, it's a third, a third, a third.

01:40:49.000 No, wait, sorry.

01:40:50.000 No, no, California's probably.

01:40:51.000 California's a third or third or third.

01:40:53.000 But East Coast is like, what, 75% black?

01:40:58.000 It's a higher number.

01:40:59.000 Like, all right.

01:41:02.000 The last federal penitentiary I was in, there was 1,200 inmates and there was 94 whites.

01:41:09.000 Really?

01:41:10.000 Yeah.

01:41:11.000 Holy.

01:41:11.000 It was less than 100 out of 1,200.

01:41:14.000 Wow.

01:41:15.000 Yeah.

01:41:16.000 10%.

01:41:17.000 Yeah.

01:41:18.000 Wow.

01:41:20.000 Yep.

01:41:21.000 So they don't give a fuck.

01:41:24.000 They don't dislike you.

01:41:25.000 They don't give a fuck about you.

01:41:28.000 Like, what's...

01:41:29.000 Do black guys play poker with white guys?

01:41:32.000 The poker gambling tables that were run, as long as your money's good, they don't care.

01:41:40.000 You know, there was always the Chinese Tongs, like from the Lower East Side, like all those guys, the triads and all that, they had big money.

01:41:49.000 The Italians had big money.

01:41:51.000 It was usually just, I would say, white Italians.

01:41:54.000 Italians don't consider themselves white.

01:41:56.000 The prison sometimes is kind of crazy.

01:41:58.000 I'm like, I'm the way.

01:41:59.000 I'm like, okay, whatever.

01:42:01.000 But it would be like white, Italians, and Chinese.

01:42:04.000 I mean, you're talking like tens of thousands of dollars being gambled on the prison yard.

01:42:10.000 And how do you pay it?

01:42:12.000 Outside money.

01:42:13.000 So you call your girlfriend and say, we owe Johnny Wong.

01:42:18.000 Send a birthday card with $10 in it.

01:42:19.000 It may be $10,000.

01:42:21.000 Send a birthday card to this person for $10.

01:42:25.000 And it's already a prearranged code.

01:42:28.000 Wow.

01:42:29.000 They do listen to the phones.

01:42:30.000 Because I fucked up and mentioned one time I was on the phone with my girlfriend and I was like, hey, did this guy, Johnny, come by and drop you off money that he was supposed to give you?

01:42:39.000 She's like, no, and I said, man, I'm going to fucking strangle this fucking guy.

01:42:45.000 And literally before afternoon count, I was called down to the lieutenant's office, got a phone shot.

01:42:50.000 They're like, oh, you're up there running your mouth on the phones.

01:42:53.000 Who's this guy, Johnny?

01:42:54.000 You're going to strangle him, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:42:56.000 I'm like, I'm not going to tell you so.

01:43:00.000 So I lost my phone privileges, had to go to the shoe, go to the DHO, all that fucking bullshit.

01:43:05.000 But yeah, they do listen to everything.

01:43:07.000 And my last violation was, you know, they recorded 27 phone conversations with my buddy who was in prison, guy in the club at the time.

01:43:15.000 And they recorded it, transcribed it, and violated me for, because I remember you had to press one to accept the call.

01:43:21.000 Yeah, they said you shouldn't have spoken to him.

01:43:23.000 And you said he called me, and they said, no, you accepted it by pressing one.

01:43:27.000 You didn't accept the call.

01:43:27.000 That's how they got me for non-association.

01:43:30.000 Cocksuckers.

01:43:31.000 Here's a question for you.

01:43:32.000 What's the biggest misconceptions about prison?

01:43:34.000 The Pinto Homez, in your opinion.

01:43:37.000 And have you ever had to pack a piece in the trunk?

01:43:40.000 Yeah, that means if you're boofing it or on the west coast, you would say keystring it.

01:43:44.000 Maybe you would put a weapon up.

01:43:45.000 Shove a gun up your ass?

01:43:46.000 No, a knife, a shiv, a snake, whatever you want to call it.

01:43:50.000 I would assume if you put a gun up your ass, you'd want to have some sort of a cover on it.

01:43:54.000 Yeah, you would wrap it up because that's why they tell you to squat and cough.

01:44:00.000 Because it's going to push it out.

01:44:01.000 Correct.

01:44:01.000 They're going to see the base of it at least.

01:44:03.000 It could stab you internally or whatever.

01:44:05.000 But no, they wrap.

01:44:06.000 Trust me.

01:44:07.000 People put shit up the trunk all the time.

01:44:10.000 You know what I would put up my ass if I was going to jail?

01:44:13.000 My wife and kids.

01:44:18.000 Good luck with that.

01:44:20.000 Because I love them to death and I wouldn't want to be away from them.

01:44:24.000 And then I would get them out when we got in the cell and I would hang out with them.

01:44:28.000 And then anytime the guard would come by, I'd go, quick, quick.

01:44:31.000 And I'd put them back up my ass.

01:44:33.000 There you go.

01:44:33.000 Now, that's easy for me to say.

01:44:35.000 My wife and kids are one inch tall each.

01:44:38.000 I've seen people put rolls of $100 bills, cell phone, ounces of wheat.

01:44:43.000 It's crazy.

01:44:44.000 It's crazy.

01:44:47.000 Let's take another call.

01:44:48.000 All right.

01:44:49.000 Alrighty then.

01:44:50.000 3-3-1, you're on the line?

01:44:53.000 Go ahead, call it.

01:44:54.000 You have to come to your room.

01:44:55.000 You absolutely do.

01:44:57.000 I mean, don't be silly.

01:44:58.000 Is that Jordan Peterson?

01:45:00.000 Listen, Buckle.

01:45:02.000 Basically, I was just calling because I've been watching the Gavin McKinnis show, I guess, reruns you've been putting.

01:45:10.000 And I've just been dying to know, has Rat gotten laid?

01:45:16.000 I'm going to say no.

01:45:19.000 He's been avoiding me because of the Proud Boys thing because he knows he started it and he doesn't want to be known as that.

01:45:26.000 He was a big part of CNN Plus.

01:45:29.000 The failed CNN Plus?

01:45:30.000 Yeah, he was announcing how awesome it is.

01:45:32.000 I'm ready to launch, guys.

01:45:35.000 And then it died and he died with it.

01:45:36.000 So I don't know.

01:45:39.000 He's very qualified.

01:45:40.000 He's a very qualified technician.

01:45:42.000 He's like Ryan Rivera if Ryan didn't suck and had a brain.

01:45:45.000 If you can even imagine that.

01:45:47.000 But I get laid.

01:45:49.000 Well, there is proof of that at least once.

01:45:51.000 That's right, baby.

01:45:52.000 Yeah, we know you've been laid once.

01:45:53.000 At least once.

01:45:55.000 I think you should get R.A. back on for an episode.

01:45:59.000 I don't know if that's possible, but that episode was hard to get.

01:46:02.000 I don't think he's that guy.

01:46:04.000 He was trying to get him laid with hilarious.

01:46:07.000 Yeah.

01:46:08.000 All right.

01:46:08.000 Thanks for calling.

01:46:10.000 It's weird how a lot of our callers go like, can you be friends with R.A. again or David Cross or Michael Malice?

01:46:20.000 Like, why do you care who I'm friends with?

01:46:23.000 I don't understand if it was Maddie and Maddie was never on the show again because we had a big fight and you're like, I miss Maddie on the show.

01:46:30.000 I get that.

01:46:32.000 But like, I was never a thing with Michael Malice or R.A. Why do you give a fuck who I'm friends with?

01:46:40.000 It seems kind of, I don't even want to say gay.

01:46:42.000 It's like sub-gay.

01:46:44.000 905.

01:46:46.000 905, you're on the line.

01:46:49.000 Big fucking titch!

01:46:52.000 Big fucking titch!

01:46:56.000 Big fucking titch!

01:47:03.000 So I'd like to either disagree or clarify something about airplanes.

01:47:11.000 Disboarding.

01:47:13.000 So when I'm leaving airplanes, there's always someone in the aisleway, and he's like blocking off like 10, 20 feet in front of him while he's waiting for like his wife or kids or whatever to like zip up their bags or sip their little juice or whatever.

01:47:33.000 So sorry, sorry, sorry.

01:47:35.000 So I have to interrupt you.

01:47:36.000 So you're talking about exiting the vehicle, exiting the plane?

01:47:39.000 Exiting the airplane, yes.

01:47:42.000 So he's taking too long and he's caused a backup.

01:47:47.000 Yes.

01:47:47.000 And he has 10 or 20 feet in front of him as he fucks around.

01:47:51.000 Yeah, empty aisle where I could clearly walk ahead.

01:47:59.000 And I just disagree with that you should disband by what seat you're in.

01:48:05.000 I think that if there's empty aisle, you shouldn't stand in the air.

01:48:11.000 You're clearly a subscriber to Censor.tv, right?

01:48:15.000 Sorry?

01:48:16.000 You're clearly a subscriber?

01:48:18.000 Yes, sir.

01:48:20.000 You just lost your subscription, your band.

01:48:22.000 Your banned, fuckface.

01:48:25.000 I'd like to say an anecdote.

01:48:28.000 All right.

01:48:28.000 Don't let it hit you on the way out.

01:48:30.000 Yeah.

01:48:31.000 It's your last anecdote.

01:48:33.000 My last time getting off an airplane, I was trying to get past this guy, and he's like, oh, we all get off at the same time.

01:48:43.000 Did he have a big white mustache and Ray-bands?

01:48:48.000 No, I can't grow facial hair for the life of me.

01:48:51.000 No, I mean, the guy that you were arguing with.

01:48:54.000 Was his name me?

01:48:57.000 I was trying not to be racial.

01:48:59.000 Okay.

01:49:00.000 He was a chink.

01:49:05.000 Yeah, avoid that racialness.

01:49:07.000 Pork chops and rice.

01:49:08.000 So either way, I tried to get past him.

01:49:10.000 Either way, he let me pass.

01:49:12.000 He begrudgingly let me pass.

01:49:14.000 Okay, yeah.

01:49:15.000 And then when we were fucking wrong.

01:49:18.000 What do you mean, begrudgingly let you pass?

01:49:20.000 It's a one-person aisle.

01:49:22.000 Yes, if a man has his whole family and he's slowing you down, I'm sorry.

01:49:26.000 He slowed you down, what?

01:49:28.000 Like one minute of your life, 30 seconds?

01:49:31.000 It goes by row.

01:49:33.000 Row one gets out first.

01:49:35.000 Row 35 gets out last.

01:49:37.000 What are you stepping over some Asian dude?

01:49:41.000 He's blocking off the whole aisle block off me and a bunch of people.

01:49:47.000 I've been drinking beer the whole flight.

01:49:49.000 So I'm going to take a pitch.

01:49:51.000 How long is he blocking you?

01:49:54.000 Okay, when you really need to take a piss, minutes are very crucial.

01:49:59.000 So this is where...

01:50:00.000 There's no minutes here.

01:50:01.000 There's seconds.

01:50:02.000 You're talking about seconds.

01:50:04.000 There's no way he stopped for one minute.

01:50:06.000 There's one minute.

01:50:08.000 Dude, if I stopped this conversation and we waited one minute, like everyone would just click off.

01:50:14.000 It's a long fucking time.

01:50:16.000 You're talking about 10, 15 seconds.

01:50:18.000 So what the fuck did you do?

01:50:20.000 I'm finally meeting one of you butters in line.

01:50:22.000 He's a stand over him.

01:50:24.000 Like, was your dick on his shoulder as you stood over this guy?

01:50:29.000 I was behind him.

01:50:30.000 I was like, excuse me, can I get past?

01:50:32.000 And he was like, oh, no, sorry.

01:50:33.000 No.

01:50:34.000 Like, no, I'm.

01:50:36.000 So, where it all comes together is that I got off the plane.

01:50:40.000 He let me off before him.

01:50:42.000 I went off.

01:50:43.000 I took my piss because that's what I needed to do.

01:50:46.000 And then we're all waiting.

01:50:47.000 And I'm waiting to pick up my bag.

01:50:50.000 He gets off the plane.

01:50:51.000 He's like, oh, are you so happy you got off before me?

01:50:54.000 Thinking that it was worthless to butt ahead of him.

01:50:57.000 But I already taken my piss.

01:50:59.000 So I was like, yes, I am glad that I got ahead of you because I needed to take a piss and I did that.

01:51:04.000 I wouldn't have been able to do that if you didn't let me pass.

01:51:08.000 Did the guy that was yelling at you look a little like this?

01:51:13.000 I'm not watching the show.

01:51:15.000 I'm just calling it.

01:51:17.000 Wait, you're not watching the show?

01:51:19.000 Fucking piece.

01:51:20.000 Well, like, when you call into the show, it lets you have a playback, and I don't want to have the delay.

01:51:26.000 Oh, I see.

01:51:27.000 You're objection.

01:51:28.000 Good caller, bad planer.

01:51:30.000 Yeah, you're like, what was he doing?

01:51:31.000 He wasn't knitting a sweater.

01:51:34.000 He was standing in the aisle while his wife was zipping up his bag and his kid was like sipping through a little sitting cup and they were just like taking their sweet time gathering their belongings.

01:51:47.000 Okay, we're talking about 15 seconds here, dude.

01:51:51.000 You know, we're talking about like two minutes.

01:51:53.000 No, shut up.

01:51:55.000 You don't know what minutes are.

01:51:57.000 You need to take a night class in minutes.

01:52:00.000 You're talking about 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4.

01:52:05.000 I might give you 20 seconds if I'm the most generous man alive.

01:52:11.000 It's not his fault that your bladder stinks.

01:52:14.000 Boom.

01:52:15.000 1, 1,000, 2, 1,000.

01:52:18.000 Let's just do this, right?

01:52:20.000 Okay, so he's getting off the plane.

01:52:25.000 And he's like, oh, we got to get out of here.

01:52:28.000 The plane had totally landed, you guys.

01:52:32.000 So you're behind him.

01:52:33.000 And he's like, okay, oh.

01:52:35.000 And then she gives him the bag.

01:52:37.000 Ryan, you say 1,000, 200.

01:52:39.000 Tell me when.

01:52:40.000 Okay, starting now.

01:52:41.000 1 1000.

01:52:42.000 2 1000.

01:52:43.000 3 1000.

01:52:45.000 4 1000.

01:52:46.000 5 1000.

01:52:47.000 No, that's not.

01:52:47.000 6 100.

01:52:48.000 7 1000.

01:52:50.000 8 1000.

01:52:51.000 9 1000.

01:52:53.000 10 1000.

01:52:53.000 Okay.

01:52:54.000 11 1000.

01:52:55.000 12 100.

01:52:56.000 13 10.

01:52:57.000 And then you have his bag.

01:52:58.000 14 1,000.

01:52:59.000 I'm going to go.

01:53:00.000 15.

01:53:01.000 16 1,000.

01:53:02.000 Okay, so then the kid go now.

01:53:05.000 100,000.

01:53:05.000 Okay, you get your bag.

01:53:06.000 21,000.

01:53:07.000 You got your bag.

01:53:08.000 21,000.

01:53:09.000 21, 1,000.

01:53:10.000 Okay, now we're not going.

01:53:12.000 22, 1,000.

01:53:13.000 No, yeah, 22 fucking seconds, dude.

01:53:17.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people to the butt brothers.

01:53:20.000 I could take over a country in two minutes.

01:53:22.000 We had an insurrection in two minutes on January 6th.

01:53:25.000 That's right.

01:53:26.000 But you realize that, like, everyone, like, 10 seats ahead of this guy has already gotten off the plane.

01:53:32.000 Dude, we're the Butt Brothers.

01:53:33.000 We literally almost fought three people because of this.

01:53:37.000 You're in the wrong place.

01:53:38.000 Did you hear that argument?

01:53:40.000 Other people have already got off the plane.

01:53:42.000 Yeah.

01:53:42.000 Eron Musk is a billionaire.

01:53:44.000 Tell that guy showed at, say, this is how you avoid having to butt into the line.

01:53:50.000 You see the seat number?

01:53:51.000 Yep.

01:53:52.000 Look at that.

01:53:53.000 Me first.

01:53:54.000 Dude, poor editor.

01:53:56.000 Your subscriptions canceled.

01:53:57.000 Goodbye.

01:53:58.000 Goodbye.

01:54:00.000 No, goodbye.

01:54:01.000 On my last season.

01:54:01.000 And what's worse, we know your credit card info, so we're going to terrorize your family.

01:54:07.000 That's right.

01:54:08.000 With purchases.

01:54:09.000 Next.

01:54:11.000 No, we're not going to use your credit card to buy shit on Amazon, but we're going to go to your house and then torment your neighbors and kick in your mailbox.

01:54:22.000 Doxing is not right.

01:54:23.000 That's right.

01:54:24.000 We're going to dox you.

01:54:24.000 That's horrible.

01:54:25.000 We're going to pretend we're you and Duke Basin.

01:54:27.000 I finally met a butter.

01:54:28.000 Yeah.

01:54:29.000 Because I've always wondered, like, who are these people?

01:54:31.000 I mean, there he is.

01:54:32.000 Last butter.

01:54:33.000 Last butter, we almost literally fought physically.

01:54:35.000 Yeah.

01:54:36.000 And then from Tampa, it was a shit show trying to get off the plane.

01:54:39.000 I was looking back, just getting angrier and angrier.

01:54:42.000 Yeah.

01:54:42.000 Come back from Tampa.

01:54:43.000 Oh, really?

01:54:44.000 Were there butters in Tampa?

01:54:45.000 Everybody was standing from the back to the front, and I was like, show them how not to get butted.

01:54:50.000 Like this.

01:54:53.000 What?

01:54:54.000 No, that's not what you do.

01:54:55.000 The second the plane lands and the seatbelt sign comes off, you get, you stand up, you stand like that.

01:55:03.000 You get your shit.

01:55:04.000 And then you get your leg into the aisle so the guy behind, and if someone is moving ahead, you get your leg out there.

01:55:11.000 Now, if you're not in the aisle seat, you're in the middle seat, you get up so the aisle guy knows that he has to be the man to fight.

01:55:20.000 And if he's reluctant, you'd be like, we gotta, we gotta, like, you gotta tell him to be your guy to stand there.

01:55:26.000 You just stand like this.

01:55:28.000 He is now the aisle bouncer.

01:55:31.000 Stand there, waiting.

01:55:34.000 I'd rather get a fucking kink in my neck than let a motherfucker bud in line on a plane.

01:55:41.000 Cut in line.

01:55:43.000 Is that a new caller?

01:55:44.000 Is that guy still there?

01:55:46.000 New caller.

01:55:46.000 Is that?

01:55:47.000 Andrew.

01:55:48.000 Did I hear my stomach rumbling?

01:55:50.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:55:52.000 Come on, Andrew.

01:55:54.000 Hey, how's it going?

01:55:56.000 Hey, man.

01:55:59.000 Hey, I was just calling to update about Eeyore.

01:56:05.000 Well, he's calling about his son's.

01:56:07.000 Oh, he's been working a lot.

01:56:09.000 Oh, I know.

01:56:10.000 That's the guy called a couple weeks ago.

01:56:12.000 His son was going in for the heart procedure.

01:56:15.000 Oh, okay.

01:56:17.000 Yeah, he's got a hole in his heart.

01:56:19.000 Yep.

01:56:21.000 And he's got truncus torsiosis.

01:56:27.000 Pretty much the valve going to his lungs is jacked up.

01:56:32.000 And he would be born a perfectly fine baby, and then a couple babies go blue because...

01:56:38.000 Yeah, we got it.

01:56:38.000 We talked about this last.

01:56:40.000 I mean, I hate to be callous, but thanks for calling.

01:56:43.000 We're bored of your day.

01:56:44.000 Is there an update, though?

01:56:45.000 I thought there was a business.

01:56:47.000 Jesus Christ, man.

01:56:49.000 I thought there was an update, maybe.

01:56:51.000 Yeah, no.

01:56:54.000 Gavin, and to a lesser extent, Ryan, this is a you helped my change my life email.

01:56:58.000 10 years ago, I was unhappily married with no kids, no direction.

01:57:02.000 During the separation, what?

01:57:06.000 I stumbled upon you onto you through the.

01:57:10.000 Wait, is this the guy that we talked about last week?

01:57:13.000 No.

01:57:14.000 During the separation, I stumbled onto you through the bros in the Red Pill subreddit and followed you.

01:57:20.000 One of the things you said that stuck with me early on was that without kids, you have almost no investment in your work, the community, or the nation because there's no purpose for your efforts.

01:57:31.000 Another of the things was not to waste a woman's time dating them and not giving them the security of marriage and kids.

01:57:38.000 Shortly after this, I met a woman and dated her for a while, but that get married and give her kids lesson kept playing in my head, so I nutted up and married her during COVID.

01:57:48.000 And last Thursday, we had our daughter.

01:57:51.000 Nice.

01:57:53.000 The first of three, hopefully.

01:57:55.000 Well, not three daughters.

01:57:56.000 No one wants three daughters.

01:57:58.000 Come on.

01:57:58.000 Got to throw at least one son in there.

01:58:00.000 Yeah, you got to have at least one in seven out of there to carry on the bloodline.

01:58:05.000 Another lesson from you.

01:58:06.000 Less than three is not enough.

01:58:08.000 We're approaching 40, though, so we'll see.

01:58:11.000 Starting late is better than not starting at all.

01:58:13.000 And since then, that first lesson about the personal investment in your life has proven to be 100% true.

01:58:18.000 So cheers, mate.

01:58:19.000 As a Kiwi expat living in the U.S., you helped convince me that America is the best, and I consider myself a born-again American.

01:58:26.000 Life is better than ever since I found my way out of that hell.

01:58:30.000 And your experience and honesty were a big part of that.

01:58:33.000 Thank you, sir.

01:58:34.000 Best regards, Sam.

01:58:35.000 Oh, that's a nice way to end the show.

01:58:37.000 Ryan, did you pay that guy?

01:58:39.000 Who guy?

01:58:39.000 That guy who just wrote that letter.

01:58:41.000 Who got?

01:58:42.000 Who guy?

01:58:42.000 This guy?

01:58:43.000 With the $5 Super Chat?

01:58:45.000 No, the guy who just wrote that.

01:58:46.000 Was he watching the show?

01:58:47.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:58:48.000 I did not.

01:58:50.000 Sylvia.

01:58:51.000 Yes.

01:58:52.000 We feel terrible about Tinkerbell, and we want you to know that we're excited about this new chapter in your life with Pee-Wee.

01:59:02.000 And we hope you guys live a long and prosperous life together.

01:59:07.000 Thank you.

01:59:09.000 Does Pee-Wee have a similar personality to Tinkerbell?

01:59:12.000 No, he's nothing like her.

01:59:14.000 Nobody will ever replace Tinkerbell in my heart.

01:59:18.000 Nobody.

01:59:19.000 No other dog.

01:59:20.000 What's Pee-Wee's personality like?

01:59:24.000 He's kind of shy.

01:59:27.000 Does he have a word of the day?

01:59:29.000 He's sweet, bro.

01:59:31.000 And Tinkerbell is not?

01:59:33.000 He's shy.

01:59:34.000 Tinkerbell was not shy?

01:59:36.000 No, she was very friendly with everyone.

01:59:40.000 Well, we're very friendly with everyone.

01:59:42.000 Yes, yes.

01:59:42.000 And we would like to say thank you to Sylvia.

01:59:46.000 God bless you and Tinkerbell.

01:59:48.000 Thank you to Maddie O'Dell, as usual, a massive asset to the show.

01:59:53.000 And of course, thank you to my Asian pal, My Mustache, which is originally formed in Asia.

02:00:04.000 I got the idea from the old kung fu movies.

02:00:09.000 So when I thank everyone on the show, I want to thank the most important people on the show, which is Sylvia, Maddie, and my mustache, my Fu Manchu-inspired mustache.

02:00:19.000 And of course, thank you to the G-Dog.

02:00:25.000 What the fuck?

02:00:26.000 I made you a juice.

02:00:27.000 We'll see you tomorrow, Jews.

02:00:30.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 20, 2022

GOML LIVE #149 - HI VIS MAILBAG

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