Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #153

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:48.000 Algiers pick up Muslim Allah Akbar Kihal Chale Ar TikTok Budahafis Yari Larki Kika,

00:01:09.000 Tika, Tika, TikTok What shitty culture Algiers.

00:01:19.000 That's DJ Snake, who is the guy behind turn down for what?

00:01:26.000 He's Parisian.

00:01:28.000 And Parisians are really into, especially the North, are really into Muslims and Algiers and all their Muslim refugees.

00:01:36.000 And so they get really patriotic about it.

00:01:38.000 And it becomes their whole identity.

00:01:39.000 They're not French.

00:01:40.000 Because patriotism in France, much like England and much like here in America, is fascist.

00:01:48.000 You don't want to be a nationalist.

00:01:49.000 So it's frowned upon.

00:01:53.000 So if you're, say, Algerian and you live in Paris, and even if you're born there, you're the Algerian guy.

00:02:00.000 So DJ Snake goes back to his hometown and he makes that video.

00:02:04.000 And there must be a lot of people that are like, yes, I am from Paris, but I'm really Algerian.

00:02:10.000 That's how I identify.

00:02:13.000 And then so they go to Algiers and they're like, this is awesome.

00:02:19.000 I love this place.

00:02:20.000 Look at this video.

00:02:22.000 Look at this shit culture.

00:02:24.000 All cultures are not equal.

00:02:26.000 This is them showing the best Algeria has got to offer.

00:02:30.000 Yeah.

00:02:31.000 We shoot guns at the ground.

00:02:33.000 We hang out on rocks.

00:02:37.000 We drive our BMWs on two wheels.

00:02:39.000 We dress like the Bible.

00:02:41.000 The women all look like scary fat men.

00:02:43.000 The men all dance together.

00:02:46.000 Turn it up.

00:02:48.000 Highways are a big part of our day-to-day life.

00:02:51.000 That's our hangout.

00:02:52.000 Highways.

00:02:54.000 Invented by Hitler, by the way.

00:02:55.000 Matty Odell is here in the studio.

00:02:58.000 He's a big Algerian.

00:02:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:00.000 Very big on...

00:03:01.000 That was my first dialect of.

00:03:04.000 You opened the first Hell's Angel chapter in Turkey, I believe.

00:03:08.000 Well, no, not me personally.

00:03:10.000 There is one in Turkey.

00:03:11.000 Oh, okay.

00:03:13.000 No, I did not open the...

00:03:15.000 Maddie doesn't do well with Hell's Angel jokes because there's lots of taboos there.

00:03:23.000 There's an understanding.

00:03:26.000 Yes.

00:03:28.000 Maddie did not.

00:03:28.000 That was my joke.

00:03:29.000 I take the blame for that.

00:03:32.000 But you can see that.

00:03:34.000 There's this other dude, Manu Digital.

00:03:38.000 I was going to choose him for the intro song.

00:03:41.000 And he goes down to Jamaica and makes jams.

00:03:43.000 He gives some classic dance hall guy a million, not a million bucks, probably a thousand bucks.

00:03:50.000 And says, here, just do your weird Jamaican dance hall stuff with me.

00:03:55.000 And I'll record it.

00:03:56.000 It's great little jams.

00:04:00.000 Which one is this?

00:04:03.000 Barrington Levy or something?

00:04:05.000 Who's the guy?

00:04:09.000 Daddy.

00:04:11.000 Junior Cat, Famous Face, Daddy Lizard.

00:04:14.000 Junior Cat, Famous Face, and of course, the infamous Daddy Lizard.

00:04:24.000 You know, Diplo does this too.

00:04:25.000 They'll go to Jamaica with a hockey bag full of cash and just record some beats, have these guys go nuts, and then it's their song.

00:04:34.000 Is that ripping them off?

00:04:35.000 No, it's capitalism.

00:04:36.000 They don't have to say yes.

00:04:40.000 Yeah.

00:04:44.000 Yeah, turdbold countries aren't great on sending down the assets and the dividends and the commissions of various things.

00:04:51.000 Like, that dude who's on the Tricky album, who's just talking, Max Inqui, I think it is.

00:04:58.000 Tricky went back to Jamaica to say that your song became a hit.

00:05:01.000 Can I give you some money?

00:05:02.000 Couldn't find the fucking guy.

00:05:04.000 It's a shantytown, Jamaica.

00:05:06.000 Spanish rule.

00:05:07.000 Kingston, Jamaica.

00:05:10.000 Trench town.

00:05:11.000 I think I'm going there soon for a little vacate.

00:05:14.000 Nice.

00:05:15.000 Yeah, I'm going to go in August.

00:05:17.000 I like it in August because it's got that weird rainy season that you get down there where it rains at noon for like an hour.

00:05:26.000 Breaks up the day.

00:05:27.000 Probably use a little bit of camera work while you're down there too, right?

00:05:30.000 Videography.

00:05:30.000 Camel work?

00:05:31.000 Are you saying my wife has extraneous labia?

00:05:34.000 No, no, camera work.

00:05:36.000 Oh, camera work.

00:05:37.000 Sorry about that.

00:05:38.000 I'm very sensitive about her, but I think that's it.

00:05:39.000 I just felt really fired right there for some reason.

00:05:41.000 Yeah.

00:05:41.000 She has no labia at all.

00:05:43.000 A videographer to capture some of the moments or whatever.

00:05:46.000 No, edit to.

00:05:47.000 iPhones are amazing now.

00:05:49.000 iPhones are just shocking.

00:05:51.000 You can't be in the video that you're doing.

00:05:53.000 What are you going to do?

00:05:55.000 It's not a holiday if I'm filming all the time.

00:05:58.000 Exactly.

00:05:58.000 No, you can't be filming.

00:05:59.000 I would do it.

00:06:01.000 Remember I went last time and I was just drinking buds on the beach?

00:06:04.000 Yes.

00:06:04.000 And my buddy goes, who lives there, goes, what are you doing?

00:06:08.000 Are you an aristocrat?

00:06:09.000 And I go, no, I'm drinking cheap beer.

00:06:12.000 He goes, those are about $12 each down here.

00:06:16.000 Scottish man heart attack.

00:06:19.000 Holy fuck.

00:06:20.000 Yeah.

00:06:21.000 I ran to the guy running the whole thing to the house we rented.

00:06:25.000 I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this?

00:06:27.000 He goes, oh, Mr. Gamin, relax, man.

00:06:29.000 I get you all the Budweisers you need.

00:06:31.000 There's a specialty store above the Rolex building where they bring in imported fruits and vegetables from all manora things.

00:06:40.000 We got all kinds of Hennessy and your rare American beer.

00:06:44.000 I'm like, no.

00:06:48.000 The whole beauty of the taste is how cheap it is.

00:06:51.000 You can taste the cheapness.

00:06:53.000 That's part of the flavor.

00:06:55.000 If Bud was, it's like my dad.

00:06:57.000 We were in Costa Rica, and I took him to this place called Amor de Mer in Montezuma.

00:07:01.000 And he's digging into this Diablo steak that has these hot pepper corns on it.

00:07:06.000 He's like, that's just fucking delicious.

00:07:09.000 I go, you know that steak you're eating is 150 bucks?

00:07:12.000 And he goes almost like the Scottish pies.

00:07:17.000 What we pay $8 a piece?

00:07:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:20.000 Fuck off.

00:07:21.000 No pay $8 a pie.

00:07:23.000 I had my last two today, actually.

00:07:25.000 Uh-oh.

00:07:26.000 I got to go on Amazon and order like four more sets of those things.

00:07:31.000 Well, my wife sent me some store in Manhattan that has all British stuff, and I could have sworn I saw some motherfucking meat pies.

00:07:43.000 That's in the Glory Side, right?

00:07:46.000 Is it?

00:07:46.000 Yeah, I stopped in there.

00:07:47.000 I got you those.

00:07:48.000 What are those chips that they have there?

00:07:50.000 Parker's or something?

00:07:51.000 Well, you can go out to Carney, New Jersey and get them, too.

00:07:53.000 I think you mean crisps.

00:07:55.000 Yeah, the crisps.

00:07:56.000 Chips are French fries, buddy.

00:07:58.000 What's the name of that brand that does...

00:08:01.000 It looks like Lays.

00:08:02.000 It's the same Lays logo.

00:08:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:06.000 I got you some roasted chicken, the shrimp ones, and then Marmite.

00:08:10.000 But yeah, speaking of fucking expensive, you buy that kind of stuff here, and it's like seven bucks for a little packet of crisps that are 50p in Britain.

00:08:20.000 And you're just like, meh.

00:08:22.000 That would be 50p.

00:08:23.000 This kind of ruined it.

00:08:24.000 That would be pence.

00:08:26.000 Uh-oh.

00:08:27.000 I'm not finding it here.

00:08:28.000 I'm sorry, folks.

00:08:28.000 This is not good.

00:08:30.000 We have a new format.

00:08:32.000 We did it at 8 last time because we were doing the Jan 6 thing.

00:08:38.000 And fuck, I can't find it.

00:08:45.000 I liked it.

00:08:46.000 I liked that we had a life after work.

00:08:49.000 So now, Geoman Live is 8 to 10.

00:08:52.000 Yeah, because last Thursday, I didn't get home until about 10 to 4.

00:08:58.000 Okay, well, that's a little bit of Maddie's own shenanigans.

00:09:03.000 It was out being a gallivant in the streets, as my mother would say.

00:09:07.000 Gallivanting out in the streets.

00:09:08.000 Gallivant in the streets, huh?

00:09:12.000 But yeah, speaking of Jan 6, I keep hearing all these people call me and go, oh man, your boys are fucked.

00:09:17.000 And I go, oh, no, really?

00:09:18.000 Yeah, they really did do it.

00:09:20.000 What do you mean they really did do it?

00:09:21.000 There was a plan, a whole laid-out map, blueprint.

00:09:24.000 It's proof of sedition.

00:09:26.000 I go, holy fuck.

00:09:28.000 I can't tell you how many times in the past, since Trump, how many times I've been told, like, Maddie's gay and he fucked a dead baby in the ass.

00:09:36.000 And you go, what?

00:09:38.000 Holy shit.

00:09:39.000 And then you look it up and it's like, well, not Maddie Odell.

00:09:42.000 Some other guy named Maddie.

00:09:43.000 And you're like, why'd you say it like that?

00:09:46.000 So they have a whole plan.

00:09:47.000 You go, holy shit, they had a plan.

00:09:49.000 Yeah, it's called the 1776 report.

00:09:52.000 And so I look it up, I see the PDF and it's like, go into a building and do this, a Capitol building, and then take it over and then hold this person hostage and then take over the country and have these demands.

00:10:02.000 You demand free elections.

00:10:03.000 I'm like, that's pretty bad.

00:10:05.000 Shit.

00:10:06.000 Maybe I was wrong about these guys.

00:10:09.000 Then you look a little further and it's like, some chick gave it to Enrique Tario, this plan, a long time ago, and no one knows.

00:10:17.000 There's no proof it was written by a proud boy.

00:10:20.000 Just 1770.

00:10:21.000 Meanwhile, it's like in the highest court in the land, this thing has scathing evidence.

00:10:26.000 Every fucking rumor goes to the top of the pile.

00:10:29.000 Or then, what was the other one today where they go, oh, they planned to kill Mike Pence?

00:10:33.000 And I go, shit, that's pretty bad.

00:10:36.000 Maybe I'm wrong about these guys.

00:10:39.000 Killing Mike Pence is a no-no.

00:10:41.000 Well, I could tell you, if they were doing that, they wouldn't have written it down.

00:10:45.000 Yeah.

00:10:46.000 Let's kill Kamala Harris on Thursday at 3 p.m.

00:10:49.000 You can't make frets like that.

00:10:50.000 Tax, just joking.

00:10:52.000 That's a joke.

00:10:53.000 The Secret Service will be here.

00:10:55.000 And it turns out that the killing Mike Pence thing was an FBI informant who's not a proud boy who was asked, do you think they'd kill Mike Pence?

00:11:04.000 And he goes, they absolutely would.

00:11:07.000 That's the evidence.

00:11:08.000 That was his opinion.

00:11:10.000 Yeah, that's the proof that they were there to kill Mike Pence.

00:11:13.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a judge.

00:11:14.000 That's the only lies, if you ask me, but.

00:11:19.000 Someone told me the other day, I'm in trouble.

00:11:22.000 You?

00:11:22.000 Yeah.

00:11:23.000 They go, it's going to come up in court.

00:11:24.000 You said if Hillary wins the election, there will be violence.

00:11:30.000 And I'm like, yeah, that was a pretty good prediction.

00:11:32.000 I stand by that, actually.

00:11:34.000 But they're changing it.

00:11:35.000 Now it's not a prediction.

00:11:36.000 It's a call to arms.

00:11:38.000 Like, you better not elect Hillary or me and my personal army.

00:11:41.000 Like, these guys live in a fucking Smurf cartoon.

00:11:44.000 First, all the snowflakes melted, screamed, and cried that night.

00:11:48.000 Yeah.

00:11:48.000 And then what happened in Portland in all the riots?

00:11:52.000 Yeah.

00:11:53.000 For 150 days where they burned everything down and chopped chazz.

00:11:56.000 So what if I said if Derek Chauvin is found innocent, there will be violence?

00:12:00.000 That's a fact.

00:12:02.000 Yeah.

00:12:02.000 Now, we don't know what would have happened if Hillary won, but odds are pretty high.

00:12:06.000 It would have been real bad for the country because people would have been real mad.

00:12:11.000 And that's what happened on January 6th.

00:12:13.000 People were real mad.

00:12:14.000 Well, Gavin, you used to condemn it.

00:12:16.000 You say, fuck those guys.

00:12:17.000 No, like on January 7th, I went, oh, for fuck's sake, I said don't go.

00:12:22.000 Fuck you for going.

00:12:24.000 After 17 months of solitary confinement, and it's looking like another six months or so, two years of solitary confinement for a mistake, for something rude, is not justice in America.

00:12:42.000 Oh shit, we've got the guys who were at the thing.

00:12:47.000 So I know we've gone over this a bit, but the media narrative was Proud Boys hate fags, and the Bay Area Proud Boys went down to this drag queen story hour And said, we're going to fucking kill you, faggots.

00:13:03.000 Again, the narrative is pure smurfs.

00:13:05.000 Yeah.

00:13:06.000 That's the name of tonight's episode: Pure Smurfs.

00:13:09.000 I didn't speak that exact language was used.

00:13:11.000 I heard tranny.

00:13:12.000 Yeah.

00:13:12.000 Which is fine.

00:13:13.000 And pedophile, which is, that's rude.

00:13:16.000 Unless, of course, the drag queen in question had said, all the kids who look up to me can suck my dick.

00:13:24.000 Now, I know there's context there, Natalie Portman, SNL, Bella.

00:13:28.000 You made your calling card include the words, all the kids looking up to me to suck my dick.

00:13:33.000 And that's fine.

00:13:35.000 That's you being edgy and a crazy drag queen.

00:13:37.000 Okay.

00:13:38.000 You realize, though, you're now off the books as far as reading to kids go.

00:13:42.000 Gigi Allen can't read to kids.

00:13:44.000 Sid Vicious can't read to kids.

00:13:46.000 We don't want fucking Blackie Lawless from Wasp singing to kids.

00:13:52.000 This is not a gay thing.

00:13:54.000 It's someone has already established themselves on the outskirts of society.

00:13:58.000 We don't want to invite them back in to kindergarten.

00:14:02.000 Yeah.

00:14:03.000 So he made that very clear.

00:14:07.000 Those guys went there.

00:14:07.000 And then the police say, yeah, it's these extremists from out of town who come in here to attack us.

00:14:12.000 We're in the Bay Area.

00:14:13.000 No, dude, I've got the guys right here on Skype.

00:14:16.000 And they live literally a block away.

00:14:21.000 And they saw this video.

00:14:22.000 We've already gone over this, but just for the sake of the freeloaders, let's just show it for a second.

00:14:27.000 This is Panda Dulce.

00:14:30.000 Shut the fuck up and suck my dick.

00:14:32.000 All the kids look and suck my dick.

00:14:33.000 I'll sit right down on your face and take a shit, which they graphically show.

00:14:36.000 Then he also includes Cardi B in his calling card.

00:14:39.000 If I had a dick, you'd probably lick it like a lollipop.

00:14:41.000 He nutted on my butt.

00:14:43.000 I said, I'm glad that you came.

00:14:44.000 If that nigga had a twin, I would let him run a train.

00:14:47.000 Now, that song is all about constipation and anal sex.

00:14:50.000 So we assume the song, If It's Up, If It's Up, If It's Up, but It's Stuck, is about getting fucked in the butt so hard that you're constipated.

00:14:57.000 Okay, you can have the raunchiest fucking porn raps you want.

00:15:01.000 I don't want anyone censored.

00:15:03.000 But if you make that your business card, your business can include reading to kids.

00:15:08.000 Am I old-fashioned?

00:15:09.000 Am I a square?

00:15:10.000 Show any part of that video, Ryan.

00:15:13.000 Isn't there like a centipede or something that is made out of asses getting dicks?

00:15:18.000 Yes, there's a shot where it's dick and butt and dick and butt and dick and butt, like eight dudes fucking each other.

00:15:25.000 Which I don't think God had planned for when he invented the dick and the butt.

00:15:33.000 There we go.

00:15:40.000 Wow.

00:15:41.000 Natalie.

00:15:42.000 I'm surprised.

00:15:44.000 Lots of weird satanic stuff, too.

00:15:48.000 Really?

00:15:49.000 Such ass.

00:15:50.000 When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed every day.

00:15:53.000 So let's, can you talk to those guys?

00:15:58.000 Let's see.

00:15:59.000 Do you know?

00:15:59.000 They gave us a wave earlier.

00:16:01.000 The boys from the city.

00:16:03.000 Pulling up.

00:16:05.000 His name is Christian Mostalco.

00:16:10.000 He lives at 32 Crescent Way.

00:16:12.000 Oh my God.

00:16:13.000 I don't think he wants people to know.

00:16:14.000 His PIN number on his bank card is 1-864.

00:16:19.000 That's also not good.

00:16:21.000 I'm helping you identify him.

00:16:23.000 Right, but these are things that are usually meant for people to have private.

00:16:29.000 Anyway.

00:16:30.000 Should I turn on my road?

00:16:31.000 Should I turn on my Rode?

00:16:33.000 I got a new one for you and Maddie.

00:16:37.000 We want to fuck you, Easy.

00:16:39.000 I want to fuck you too.

00:16:40.000 Easy E. Like, I don't want Easy E reading to kids.

00:16:43.000 I don't want me reading to kids.

00:16:46.000 Yeah, I don't want me either.

00:16:48.000 Me, Maddie O'Dell.

00:16:49.000 We shouldn't be reading to kids.

00:16:52.000 On paper, I'm 10 times worse than that guy.

00:16:56.000 Don't have Maddie O'Dell read to kids.

00:16:59.000 No.

00:16:59.000 He's a bad man.

00:17:01.000 Unless it was like intervention.

00:17:04.000 Like, don't do what I did.

00:17:05.000 Well, maybe that's what a lot of these drag queen story hours are.

00:17:08.000 They're a new version of scared straight.

00:17:10.000 You're so freaky and depraved, you're scaring kids into being straight.

00:17:15.000 Is that what they're going for?

00:17:16.000 We got the guys.

00:17:17.000 We got the guys?

00:17:19.000 What's up, lads?

00:17:22.000 Hi.

00:17:22.000 Hi, Gavin.

00:17:23.000 How you doing?

00:17:23.000 What's going on?

00:17:24.000 Good, good.

00:17:25.000 So I was just reading a lot of press about this Drag Queen story hour.

00:17:28.000 And from what I understand, you guys flew in from a racist part of California, like Orange County, and you went there to a place you've never been before, the Bayaria, Bayaria, and you started screaming at homosexuals because you hate,

00:17:44.000 even though you, yeah, you just hate gays.

00:17:47.000 Is that how it went?

00:17:49.000 Not at all.

00:17:50.000 Oh, for certain.

00:17:51.000 I mean, I couldn't have described it more perfectly.

00:17:54.000 The media gets it right every time, sir.

00:17:56.000 They said that you were not from there, and you're like, you're from two blocks away.

00:18:03.000 Yes, I am.

00:18:04.000 Yeah, I heard of the event.

00:18:07.000 You know, I'll give credit to both Lips of TikTok and Matt Walsh.

00:18:10.000 I was listening to his podcast, and he starts listing the events.

00:18:13.000 He says, you know, Alameda County Library Drag Queen Story Hour.

00:18:17.000 I'm like, my Alameda County?

00:18:20.000 Okay, I look and sure enough, I'm like, holy crap, I share it with my boys, and I'm like, this is going on.

00:18:26.000 And then immediately the chat goes to, well, no, we got to respond.

00:18:30.000 We have to, no, this isn't right.

00:18:32.000 We need to stand up for these kids.

00:18:34.000 This is unacceptable.

00:18:35.000 And we're all from the Bay Area.

00:18:37.000 Yeah, if you're from the Bay Area, you're familiar with homosexuals.

00:18:42.000 If you live in Africa, you're familiar with blacks.

00:18:46.000 You're not outraged by Negroes in the Congo if you live there.

00:18:51.000 You're familiar with homosexuals in San Francisco.

00:18:54.000 In fact, it can't be that easy to get pussy there.

00:19:00.000 What do you think?

00:19:00.000 I mean, the ratio of available women to straight men is a lot better out here.

00:19:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:05.000 What am I talking about?

00:19:06.000 Yeah, the opposite should be true.

00:19:07.000 I got laid in San Francisco.

00:19:08.000 Yeah, I've been laid in.

00:19:09.000 I got laid in San Francisco.

00:19:11.000 One time we were staying in San Francisco.

00:19:13.000 This chick didn't want us to stay there anymore because the guy I was with had fucked her over.

00:19:17.000 So I went out on my own.

00:19:19.000 This is like 1990.

00:19:21.000 I had blue hair.

00:19:22.000 I found some chick with an abnormally large ass, a white girl.

00:19:26.000 Picked her up.

00:19:26.000 We had a place to stay.

00:19:28.000 Bingo.

00:19:30.000 And then I fucked this other chick who was in a band.

00:19:33.000 What the fuck were they called?

00:19:35.000 Ah, shit.

00:19:36.000 Anyway, yeah, it's a great place to get pussy.

00:19:38.000 I don't know why I said that.

00:19:39.000 I got confused.

00:19:40.000 So, anyway, you guys go there.

00:19:43.000 And the thing that annoys me about any coverage, including Andy No tweeting it today, no one mentions the video.

00:19:52.000 Well, yeah, I mean, you can clearly see from the video.

00:19:55.000 I mean, right away when we walked in, I know a lot of the media says we stormed in.

00:19:59.000 We walked just as the parents walked and just as the staff walked right in.

00:20:04.000 We reserved tickets to get in.

00:20:05.000 Reserve tickets to get in.

00:20:07.000 Immediately they jumped on a few of us who were, I wore a mask because right now, Alameda County has an indoor mask off.

00:20:12.000 I was like, okay, I'll wear it, no problem.

00:20:15.000 Some of us weren't, and immediately they jumped on, sirs, you need to wear a mask, even though their guest speaker, not wearing a mask, you can clearly see right from the video, not wearing one.

00:20:24.000 So if they want to be a little bit hypocritical or acrobat, immediately cowboy is like, yeah, no, thank you.

00:20:29.000 I'm medically exempt.

00:20:30.000 They kind of like, we're like, oh, oh, I don't know what to say.

00:20:34.000 And they're like, hey, why are you holding this event?

00:20:36.000 Why are you putting a pedophile?

00:20:39.000 Now, he said, pedophile, granted, we have no direct evidence that he's actually had any sort of sexual activity with the child.

00:20:45.000 However, from his media posts, he clearly is all in supportive of it.

00:20:50.000 He literally, you know, we can talk about, you know, the artistic value of, well, they stole it from SNL.

00:20:56.000 Yeah, but he put in a lot.

00:20:57.000 He kept the lyrics and put a lot of satanic images, simulated drug use, hopefully simulated defecation on a guy's face.

00:21:06.000 Added like 10 kids to the kids can suck my dick thing.

00:21:10.000 Yes.

00:21:11.000 Added all these kids.

00:21:12.000 And all the kids is going to be considered.

00:21:14.000 I was talking to another Bay Area Pro boy, and he was like, yeah, yeah.

00:21:18.000 Natalie Portman doesn't use that video to represent herself.

00:21:22.000 That was two minutes of her life that is gone forever.

00:21:25.000 This guy is using it to define his brand.

00:21:28.000 And then he touches it.

00:21:29.000 I'm going to go into that Cardi B song, too.

00:21:32.000 What?

00:21:33.000 There's actually a Cardi B song, that wet-ass pussy song.

00:21:36.000 Right, right.

00:21:37.000 Up, actually, it was up.

00:21:39.000 And she sticks up.

00:21:40.000 He mixes them right together.

00:21:41.000 And up is about getting butt fucked until you can't shit.

00:21:45.000 So that's fine for adults.

00:21:47.000 Go ahead and have your SNL raunchiest rap song ever and your Cardi B butt sex songs.

00:21:54.000 But you're now exempt from reading the kids.

00:21:56.000 And I loved in the video, I wish you'd emphasize the video more in the yelling part, but at the end, you show the woman the video.

00:22:05.000 And she sees that guy that's from right over there say, all the kids that look up to me can suck my dick.

00:22:10.000 And then her comeback was amazing.

00:22:12.000 She goes, yeah, but that's not happening here.

00:22:16.000 The funny thing is that they agreed with us while we were there.

00:22:19.000 What the media and their videos don't show is that when we were talking to them, they started to break down a little bit and go, oh yeah, this isn't really great.

00:22:26.000 You're right.

00:22:27.000 We didn't see this stuff before.

00:22:29.000 So they actually started to get on our side.

00:22:30.000 And then, of course, the sheriffs show up and we talked to them and the sheriffs were on our side as well.

00:22:34.000 They said, yeah, this shouldn't be happening.

00:22:36.000 We get it.

00:22:36.000 We have kids.

00:22:37.000 We're on your side.

00:22:38.000 We support you.

00:22:39.000 But you have to be out on the sidewalk.

00:22:41.000 Yeah, I saw that video.

00:22:44.000 When I talked to one of the staff members, you know, just like you were said, that's not happening here.

00:22:48.000 And I had a quick discussion with you and with her.

00:22:51.000 And that was the entire point of what we were there for.

00:22:53.000 It's like, look, I understand right now today, you're just reading a simple children's story, singing some songs, coloring.

00:23:00.000 I get that.

00:23:01.000 But what you're actually doing is supplanting the seed.

00:23:04.000 This person is trying to create a relationship of trust between children.

00:23:09.000 Why?

00:23:09.000 Why does a man dress as a hypersexualized caricature of a woman, a guy with clown makeup, a mini skirt, silk stockings, and high heels?

00:23:22.000 Why does that person need to, one, read children's stories to children and two, develop a trusting relationship with children?

00:23:29.000 There is zero reason for this.

00:23:32.000 Other than, sorry, zero good reason for this.

00:23:35.000 There are plenty of bad reasons, and I'd love to go in detail as to those three reasons, I think, but this is ridiculous.

00:23:41.000 This is unexpected, and we need to stand up.

00:23:44.000 Look, I understand people may not like our tactics.

00:23:47.000 Fine.

00:23:48.000 But what the hell are you doing?

00:23:50.000 Someone's got to do something.

00:23:52.000 I mean, no one else is getting involved.

00:23:56.000 Yeah, get involved.

00:23:57.000 Don't just sit on Facebook, bitch about it for five minutes, and then turn on Ted Lasso.

00:24:01.000 You have to step up.

00:24:02.000 If you want this stuff to be gone, get involved.

00:24:05.000 This is not a call to violence.

00:24:07.000 This is a call to action.

00:24:08.000 Talk to your city leaders.

00:24:10.000 Talk to your school leaders.

00:24:11.000 Go to the meetings.

00:24:12.000 Get off your ass and do something.

00:24:14.000 Get in these people's face with the facts.

00:24:16.000 Tell them this is wrong.

00:24:18.000 You are sexually indoctrinating your children because these people want to have sex with them.

00:24:22.000 They want to inject them with the hormones and cut off their genitalia.

00:24:26.000 And the overall goal, of course, is to redraw the moral compass to a point where it's no longer, you know, we all have our own thing of what we want to do.

00:24:34.000 They're trying to sell us.

00:24:35.000 Right now, their power is they can sell us some ideas and we have to buy it.

00:24:39.000 What they want to do is convert that power into, now we just tell you what the moral compass is, and that's how you're going to live.

00:24:46.000 And they're doing it to our generation right now.

00:24:49.000 And if we don't do something now, forget it.

00:24:52.000 You are going to be the enemy in 10 years, and they're just going to control every aspect of your life, tell you you're a bigot because you don't want another man or woman, if you're of that persuasion or whatever, in your home or just anything.

00:25:06.000 Any sort of little thing that you no longer agree with, you're now a bigot, and that's unacceptable.

00:25:11.000 We cannot allow that.

00:25:12.000 That's been going on for a while now.

00:25:13.000 Now, I talked to Joe Biggs in prison, and he said in prison, and he said that there was a dude there who was clearly gay and clearly childless who was just attending.

00:25:28.000 And you're like, no matter how good your intentions are or how naive you are, you're still creating an environment that's going to invite predators.

00:25:39.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:40.000 And no one can state a reason, a good reason.

00:25:45.000 I've heard the only reason is we have to accept tolerance.

00:25:49.000 You know, I get tolerance, but first of all, a preschooler in a kindergarten couldn't define what the word tolerance is.

00:25:56.000 They have no idea what it is.

00:25:57.000 Because kids love everyone.

00:25:58.000 They can be very good.

00:25:59.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:59.000 They're not going to love what they're doing.

00:26:01.000 Future gay kids are not getting bullied.

00:26:07.000 Why is this what they need to bring their children to?

00:26:09.000 Or why can't just a librarian read a story?

00:26:12.000 Why does it have to be this person who has clearly said that they are quite all right with pedophilia?

00:26:17.000 They're pushing the boundary.

00:26:18.000 Right.

00:26:19.000 We got to go.

00:26:20.000 I got to cut you off, but Maddie has a last question.

00:26:23.000 Was the Alameda County Library just a venue that they were hosting this, or did they sponsor it and put it on?

00:26:31.000 Like, who vetted that guy and had them?

00:26:35.000 Who vetted that guy?

00:26:36.000 Yeah, this is going to be good.

00:26:37.000 We're going to have him.

00:26:39.000 So, yeah, all events that happen at Alameda County Library are created by the staff and then usually hosted by the staff.

00:26:47.000 But what a staff member can do is invite a speaker to do whatever the event is, to host the event.

00:26:53.000 Okay.

00:26:54.000 Well, you're being painted by the media as the worst men alive, but the truth will set you free.

00:26:59.000 And the truth is, this was not a good choice for a story reader to kids.

00:27:04.000 So everybody needs to see that.

00:27:06.000 Write a letter to the Alameda County Library and demand to know who hired that guy.

00:27:10.000 Yeah, that's another good thing.

00:27:11.000 Like the left has been so victorious by constantly questioning people and saying who did this and calling the library and getting involved.

00:27:18.000 And it works.

00:27:20.000 It works.

00:27:20.000 And the video works.

00:27:23.000 It's important.

00:27:23.000 Anyway, guys, thanks for coming on the show.

00:27:25.000 Great job.

00:27:26.000 Good to see you.

00:27:27.000 Thank you very much.

00:27:28.000 Take care, guys.

00:27:29.000 Thanks.

00:27:30.000 My brother called me.

00:27:31.000 I have to make sure that my parents aren't dead.

00:27:34.000 Okay, why?

00:27:36.000 My brother called me.

00:27:37.000 I need to make sure my parents aren't dead.

00:27:39.000 Okay.

00:27:39.000 Because if they are, we're getting a pool.

00:27:41.000 I'm going to be able to get a second antique plastic car.

00:27:46.000 Hey, bro.

00:27:47.000 Hey, man, I'm recording the show live here.

00:27:49.000 Why'd you call me?

00:27:50.000 Are mom and dad dead?

00:27:53.000 Yeah.

00:27:54.000 Yeah, I thought I'd just call with the good news.

00:27:57.000 So, what are you going to buy?

00:28:01.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:28:04.000 I mean, we're saving a lot of money on the funeral because I was thinking just a couple of contractor bags.

00:28:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:11.000 Hey, we got to call the local council and find out what day is Human Body Day.

00:28:18.000 I think it's Thursdays.

00:28:20.000 Well, I found a company called 1-800 Got Junk.

00:28:28.000 I think I might get like a real Roadster motorcycle.

00:28:32.000 You know, those ones that have air conditioning and a radio and fucking heated seats and all that shit where you feel like you're in a car?

00:28:39.000 I've never even ridden one of those.

00:28:41.000 A rolling couch.

00:28:42.000 I was thinking we should do something in dad's honor, like donate it to an animal shelter.

00:28:48.000 Yeah.

00:28:49.000 Well, I want to do something in dad's honor.

00:28:51.000 I'm going to get so drunk that I insult my sons, call them useless pieces of shit, and then pass out and piss the chair I'm sitting in.

00:29:01.000 And then in mom's honor, I'm going to start 17 different stories at the same time and forget what I was talking about.

00:29:10.000 Do you know at our uncle's funeral, Dad started off the speech with a bit?

00:29:15.000 He used it to test his comedy routine.

00:29:17.000 Really?

00:29:18.000 I didn't even know he went to Strachan's funeral.

00:29:22.000 He started off with a joke he's told five million times.

00:29:28.000 It's the a Greek and a Scotsman are at a bar and the Greek man says, we invented sex.

00:29:36.000 And the Scotsman says, I true, but we introduced it to women.

00:29:43.000 That's a pretty good joke.

00:29:46.000 Yeah, it's a great joke.

00:29:47.000 I'm not sure it's true.

00:29:49.000 But wait a minute.

00:29:50.000 Uncle Strachan was gay.

00:29:53.000 Oh, yeah, that's true.

00:29:55.000 That's not a great uncle dies, and your dad starts making fag jokes at the fucking funeral.

00:30:03.000 Well, wait, it starts moving.

00:30:07.000 Exactly.

00:30:08.000 Yeah.

00:30:09.000 You know what?

00:30:10.000 I'm going to bring that up to him the next time I see him.

00:30:11.000 And you know what he's going to do?

00:30:12.000 He's going to go.

00:30:21.000 All right, so it's not an emergency.

00:30:24.000 No, not an emergency.

00:30:25.000 We'll talk later.

00:30:28.000 We're not really getting to our sponsors here today, which are, of course, Johnny Apple CBD.

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00:30:52.000 I don't like the concept fans.

00:30:54.000 I think we're all the same in many ways.

00:30:57.000 So Lady Gaga calls her fans little monsters.

00:31:02.000 And I always thought that was hilarious.

00:31:04.000 So when I found out that Maddie in prison was known as a baby monster because he is short of stature and somewhat round, but also a fucking nightmare who will kill you and your entire family.

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00:31:34.000 Dude, that means it's somewhere, I almost said the RCMP, somewhere FBI agents were like, so we've been talking about baby monster and we have the following weapons charges.

00:31:47.000 I wonder if there was a judge and a lawyer seriously saying the word baby monster.

00:31:51.000 Probably.

00:31:52.000 Well, the agents, I would have believed.

00:31:54.000 Maybe when my parents are dead, they can be ghosts and they can go research that kind of shit.

00:31:58.000 Because I think you can time travel as a ghost.

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00:32:02.000 I'm looking forward to that.

00:32:03.000 See, he was shot JFK unequivocally, beyond the shadow of a doubt.

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00:34:02.000 All right.

00:34:03.000 So you know how Thursdays go.

00:34:05.000 It is a free show sponsored by Johnny Apple, Nita Fashions, and Fop Metals, P-H-A-U-P.

00:34:14.000 On this show, we go through the mailbag.

00:34:18.000 It's about the viewers.

00:34:19.000 It's about the baby monsters.

00:34:21.000 We go through the mailbag and we take calls, but we also take, we have super chats up in the corner.

00:34:30.000 100% of the money from the super chats goes to Max Hare and John Kinsman.

00:34:38.000 I spoke to Max Hare's dad today, Rocky.

00:34:41.000 Max is sad.

00:34:44.000 He's got nine months left.

00:34:46.000 They both have nine months left.

00:34:47.000 They are serving a four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with Antifa, which is verboten because Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:34:57.000 And I don't know, he missed his sister's graduation from high school.

00:35:01.000 John Kinsman's daughter is turning three today.

00:35:05.000 He has seen none of her birthdays.

00:35:07.000 She is a black child, but John is serving four years because he's part of a racist organization.

00:35:15.000 I guess he's not racist to black people when they represent his wife and kids.

00:35:20.000 I'm not sure how it works with the left.

00:35:22.000 They call her a bed wench.

00:35:24.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:35:24.000 They go, lots of slave owners would fuck their slaves.

00:35:28.000 And I'm like, okay, why don't you just say that to Zenoa?

00:35:33.000 Call her a bed wench to her face, please.

00:35:35.000 Let's see how well that works out for you.

00:35:38.000 She's a dumb, useless slave that is getting taken advantage of by a plantation owner.

00:35:44.000 Well, she's right there.

00:35:45.000 Yeah.

00:35:46.000 And when John's out, say it in front of him because he's a racist.

00:35:49.000 He'll probably just laugh along right with you.

00:35:51.000 Actually, if you ever see John and Zenoa together with their kids, why don't you go to John and go, hey, you're a fucking racist and she's your bedwench slave?

00:36:00.000 You don't want to do that to seven-foot-tall John Kinsman?

00:36:04.000 And then for the die-hard racist, he'd be a race traitor.

00:36:07.000 Right, right.

00:36:08.000 Betraying the white.

00:36:09.000 Yeah, why is he letting the group?

00:36:11.000 This joke has gone on.

00:36:12.000 He's got it all scrambled up.

00:36:14.000 That's so weird.

00:36:15.000 If I'm ever, like, when I go to court with these guys, or there was talk today about 60 Minutes interviewing me and Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine, and they'll be in prison.

00:36:27.000 And I just want to say to these people, what's your world?

00:36:31.000 Like, the whole thing about Hillary, where I commanded violence.

00:36:35.000 So we're in the movie The Warriors, and I'm that guy who says, can you dig it?

00:36:41.000 And I just go, Hillary has won.

00:36:44.000 I commandeth my armies.

00:36:48.000 Like it's fucking cornball science fiction.

00:36:52.000 And believe me, if I could command armies, I'd be doing all kinds of funny pranks and crazy shit.

00:37:01.000 I can't command.

00:37:02.000 No one can.

00:37:03.000 El Chapo can.

00:37:05.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:37:06.000 And you, by the way, the feds, while describing us as El Chapo, never talk about El Chapo.

00:37:13.000 Like his son was just arrested by accident.

00:37:16.000 I think his son like fucking sold some Coke or jaywalked or like farted on a Thursday.

00:37:21.000 And they're like, all right, let's throw him in jail, whoever the fuck this is.

00:37:24.000 The cartels go, no, I don't think you know what you've done.

00:37:30.000 They start destroying Mexico City and killing cops and burning cop cars.

00:37:37.000 And soon after, he's released.

00:37:39.000 Pull this up.

00:37:40.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:40.000 El Chapo's son arrested.

00:37:41.000 He sent like an army where he was.

00:37:43.000 El Chapo runs Mexico, not Mexico.

00:37:47.000 Mexico is not in charge of Mexico.

00:37:49.000 If you don't think so, try arresting El Chapo's son.

00:37:52.000 It does not work out for you.

00:37:53.000 Pretty sure he's in Florence.

00:37:55.000 Supermax, ADX.

00:37:58.000 That was the same with the Hells Angels in Quebec, right?

00:38:00.000 When they would arrest them, the guy Maurice Mambouche, they would pull over the...

00:38:05.000 They would cut this prison bus off and execute the guards.

00:38:11.000 And what happened?

00:38:12.000 He was freedom.

00:38:13.000 It's also true of Muslims in Luton and these Muslim-dominated British cities where they arrest a Muslim.

00:38:20.000 The Muslims storm the fucking police station.

00:38:23.000 There's not enough staff to handle it.

00:38:25.000 So they just let the guy go.

00:38:27.000 And then they slowly learned not to arrest Muslims in Luton and Birmingham.

00:38:35.000 You can take over a country.

00:38:36.000 I'm not saying that we want to do that.

00:38:39.000 I'm just saying that law enforcement is failing when it comes to real bad.

00:38:47.000 There he is.

00:38:47.000 Yeah, that's the sun.

00:38:49.000 Turn it up.

00:38:51.000 The 28-year-old was found inside a house during a routine patrol by the National Guard.

00:39:01.000 But others in the house fought back, and reinforcements carried out other destructive acts, including setting vehicles and a gas station on fire.

00:39:10.000 The fighting went on for hours, terrorizing the community.

00:39:15.000 So, my point is: this is how we are portrayed.

00:39:20.000 That's Joe Biggs right there.

00:39:22.000 Or Ethan Nordine.

00:39:23.000 And it's fucking ridiculous.

00:39:26.000 And at the same time, while I'm seeing this and they're talking about these horrible villains that Powell Boys are, I'm like, what about your actual villains?

00:39:34.000 What have you done about them?

00:39:35.000 Nothing.

00:39:37.000 Crime, murder, all-time high.

00:39:40.000 Fuck you.

00:39:41.000 Yeah.

00:39:42.000 And it's mostly due to the blacks.

00:39:45.000 The blacks?

00:39:46.000 Yeah.

00:39:47.000 Like, the Jews, you know, tell the blacks what to do.

00:39:49.000 Oh, I didn't introduce myself.

00:39:51.000 I'm Duke Davidson.

00:39:53.000 Oh, you're David Duke and Pete Davidson combined.

00:39:57.000 Yep.

00:39:58.000 Okay.

00:39:59.000 You know what's funny?

00:40:00.000 I find that less annoying than Pete Davidson.

00:40:04.000 At least he's got some good points.

00:40:05.000 Yeah.

00:40:07.000 Smart woman.

00:40:08.000 But yeah, my dad.

00:40:10.000 He was in the Holocaust.

00:40:11.000 Why are your eyes a rainbow asshole?

00:40:14.000 Well, that's, you know, I have the eyes of my dad, David Duke, and then the mouth of my mom.

00:40:19.000 But David Duke wore 17 different shades of eye shade?

00:40:25.000 I guess.

00:40:26.000 I got colorful eyes.

00:40:27.000 It looks like a weird tropical peacock.

00:40:29.000 You got beat up.

00:40:30.000 When Ariana Grande and me used to talk, she used to look into these eyes, and I used to tell her statistics about crime, and it would just be great.

00:40:38.000 Did Kim sit on your face?

00:40:40.000 Maybe.

00:40:41.000 What weird exotic animal made your eyes?

00:40:44.000 Yeah, I got pink eye from just diving deep into that push.

00:40:50.000 And then I burned the cross.

00:40:51.000 Okay, so let's start the show.

00:40:54.000 We can absolutely start the show.

00:40:58.000 And by the way, guys, in order to do a super chat, you know how to do it.

00:41:01.000 No, explain to them.

00:41:03.000 Well, this is how you do it.

00:41:04.000 You go to the site, right?

00:41:06.000 You go to the live show.

00:41:08.000 It'll be live.

00:41:09.000 And then right underneath the play.

00:41:11.000 Wait, what'd you just click on?

00:41:12.000 You just clicked on our live show in Orlando on June 25th, where I don't think we're going to break 300 tickets.

00:41:20.000 Oh, I think we're going to break wind.

00:41:22.000 We're going to break 300 tickets.

00:41:23.000 We're going to break it all.

00:41:24.000 I thought you could try to break 400.

00:41:25.000 I want to, but I don't think we will.

00:41:27.000 I think we will.

00:41:28.000 And here's.

00:41:28.000 So you already sold 300.

00:41:30.000 We sold 300, yeah.

00:41:32.000 So censor.tv slash Orlando.

00:41:34.000 But yeah, to send those super chats in, you're going to want to go to the live banner.

00:41:38.000 It's on the top of the site.

00:41:39.000 On the desktop version.

00:41:41.000 There's other ways.

00:41:42.000 Wait, you didn't show us the live banner.

00:41:44.000 It's right on here on the top.

00:41:45.000 It'll be red.

00:41:46.000 Oh, there we go.

00:41:47.000 And then underneath the show, right here.

00:41:49.000 You're mad at everything you do.

00:41:50.000 Like, can you even take a shit without fucking it up?

00:41:52.000 I can't take it.

00:41:53.000 Does it come out of your penis?

00:41:54.000 It does not come out of my penis.

00:41:56.000 It comes out of regular holes.

00:41:58.000 Okay.

00:41:59.000 And then click this little guy right here, and then you'll be able to do that.

00:42:02.000 You could also join our super chat.

00:42:03.000 We have a chat that goes.

00:42:04.000 You could chat live with this.

00:42:07.000 My other name is Ryan Speen.

00:42:09.000 Hate that fucking Elon background so much.

00:42:11.000 I bet Ryan made it.

00:42:12.000 I did not make it.

00:42:14.000 I like it.

00:42:16.000 Okay.

00:42:17.000 By the way, juicy gossip coming out.

00:42:20.000 Apparently, Church Militant is releasing a documentary tonight.

00:42:26.000 They've already released it that claims that our own Jesse Lee Peterson is a raging homosexual who grooms the men in his life.

00:42:35.000 He takes advantage of damaged men and jerks them off, sucks them off, fucks them in the butt.

00:42:43.000 What the?

00:42:45.000 I don't want to believe that at all.

00:42:47.000 Damage.

00:42:48.000 I don't really care.

00:42:49.000 I would care if they were young and they were damaged and it was like some 14-year-old.

00:42:56.000 15-year-old.

00:42:57.000 Then I'd go, you need to die.

00:42:59.000 But adult men, I don't know.

00:43:02.000 I don't know if this is the controversy.

00:43:03.000 Maybe they're just gay.

00:43:04.000 They've been spending weeks putting this together.

00:43:07.000 Go check Church Militant.

00:43:09.000 Is it trending?

00:43:10.000 Let's see.

00:43:11.000 I'm on their page right now.

00:43:14.000 That's how.

00:43:15.000 Now, it's relevant that Jesse Lee Peterson is so anti-gay and talks about the problems with homosexuality.

00:43:23.000 But, okay, it hasn't made it to their YouTube yet.

00:43:25.000 Okay, let's see.

00:43:28.000 That's the problem.

00:43:29.000 Here's a tip, guys.

00:43:31.000 If you suck dicks, don't talk about how evil homosexuality is.

00:43:36.000 Focus on other subjects.

00:43:38.000 You don't want that to become your Achilles heel.

00:43:40.000 You'll notice I never disparage alcoholism.

00:43:43.000 That is true.

00:43:44.000 Or Budweiser.

00:43:45.000 I'm not down on it.

00:43:47.000 Maybe it's like those homeless kids in California.

00:43:49.000 It's gay for pay.

00:43:50.000 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

00:43:53.000 Well, I saw a documentary they did on it tonight, and in two cases, they're talking about Jesse undoing their pants.

00:44:02.000 And they're like, and I got hard.

00:44:03.000 I mean, obviously I'm going to get hard.

00:44:05.000 And I'm like, that's amazing.

00:44:08.000 I don't know.

00:44:09.000 Both of you guys could undo my pants.

00:44:12.000 Well, usually if you're attracted to someone and you want to sleep with them, I've taken many women's pants off.

00:44:19.000 Yeah.

00:44:19.000 If you're into guys, you're going to take guys' pants off.

00:44:23.000 But if a guy were to take my pants off, I would not be getting a boner.

00:44:28.000 So this was just as of March, they interviewed him.

00:44:31.000 I'm sorry, February, but they released it.

00:44:32.000 No, tonight's supposed to be the big night.

00:44:34.000 Yeah.

00:44:35.000 Maybe it was tomorrow night.

00:44:36.000 Did I just spill the beans?

00:44:37.000 They were on good.

00:44:39.000 Yeah, well, they have a problem with him because of some weird semantics with Jesus, where he thinks Jesus came back from the dead spiritually on a third day.

00:44:51.000 On the third day, but not physically.

00:44:53.000 Right.

00:44:54.000 No, but the Catholic religion says that he literally walked out.

00:44:59.000 Hello, you can touch me.

00:45:01.000 I'm here.

00:45:01.000 Right, right.

00:45:02.000 And Jesse's version is a little more metaphorical.

00:45:05.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:45:06.000 That I've actually never really heard before.

00:45:09.000 I thought it was spiritually.

00:45:10.000 I thought it was always physically.

00:45:12.000 Because when they moved the stone, his body was gone.

00:45:15.000 Yeah, yeah, the stone had been moved.

00:45:19.000 Catholic also believe that, you know, when you're in the presence of the Eucharist, that's the body of Christ physically, actually.

00:45:24.000 The host, yes.

00:45:25.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:26.000 And so that I've heard being contended, but never the resurrection.

00:45:29.000 But You said, Maddie, that you thought it was just a spiritual, not physical body?

00:45:34.000 He suffered, died, was buried.

00:45:35.000 On the third day, he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures.

00:45:38.000 So he was put into like a little cave, and they put this big giant stone in it.

00:45:43.000 They went back three days later, and his body was gone.

00:45:46.000 But then there was also the moment where he had them put their fingers in the forest.

00:45:50.000 And then it says, you know, fulfillment of the scriptures, and now he's seated at the right hand of the Father.

00:45:54.000 Boring.

00:45:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:56.000 Okay, let's do the thanks for calling thing, Amadoodle.

00:46:00.000 Okay.

00:46:00.000 I guess we're going to do a whole free hour.

00:46:03.000 Start the show.

00:46:15.000 And now, though we started the show, you have to go over and fucking thank them for calling.

00:46:24.000 Yeah, thank them for calling.

00:46:27.000 It's a slight problem with the show.

00:46:30.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:46:32.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.

00:46:35.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:46:37.000 You have one thing.

00:46:38.000 Thank you for calling.

00:46:39.000 It was great hearing from you.

00:46:41.000 Bye-bye.

00:46:42.000 All right, next call.

00:46:44.000 So true, we're going to take calls.

00:46:48.000 This is a fun one.

00:46:49.000 I love when demands involve me doing less work.

00:46:53.000 A lot of demands involve me doing more work.

00:46:55.000 Like a guy today that helps with the site.

00:46:58.000 He goes, you know, that what is a woman doc is doing really well for Daily Wire.

00:47:03.000 You should do docs too.

00:47:06.000 Okay, yeah.

00:47:08.000 Why don't I work full-time doing two or three hour shows a day and then also do a documentary.

00:47:15.000 But anyway, this is the opposite of that.

00:47:18.000 It says, we will be heard.

00:47:20.000 And it is a demand from the baby monsters.

00:47:24.000 A call to arms, not a prediction.

00:47:27.000 And it says, tonight's show belongs to us, the baby monsters.

00:47:33.000 We are many.

00:47:34.000 We are legion.

00:47:35.000 When you are lying in your piss-soaked bed at night, do you ever wonder what happened at Tinkerbell?

00:47:42.000 Holy shit, these guys killed Sylvia's dog.

00:47:46.000 What?

00:47:46.000 She boxed.

00:47:48.000 What the fuck?

00:47:50.000 The answer is simple.

00:47:51.000 We are everywhere.

00:47:52.000 We will continue to launch attacks on the show, growing stronger every week until our demand is met.

00:47:58.000 Our demand is as follows.

00:48:00.000 Ryan Katsu-Rivera will host a full episode of GOML.

00:48:05.000 What the?

00:48:07.000 These guys are out of control and we don't negotiate with terrorists.

00:48:10.000 Sorry, we officially negotiate with terrorists and your wish is granted.

00:48:17.000 But that's not a negotiation.

00:48:18.000 Usually the negotiation goes back to the business.

00:48:20.000 Yay!

00:48:20.000 Very difficult situation.

00:48:23.000 How about Monday?

00:48:25.000 Monday.

00:48:26.000 Sure.

00:48:26.000 You win.

00:48:28.000 It could be about whatever this Ryan guy wants it to be about?

00:48:33.000 Well, yeah, sort of.

00:48:35.000 I mean, just do a good show.

00:48:37.000 People tune into the show to hear the various takes on the daily news.

00:48:41.000 You can't just sit there and talk about how much you love Sheena Easton.

00:48:44.000 I don't know who she is.

00:48:45.000 Like you did when you had Ryan's mailbag.

00:48:47.000 I don't know who Sheena is.

00:48:48.000 You don't know who Sheena Easton is?

00:48:49.000 No, what's her tune?

00:48:50.000 I'm the hottest pop singer that came out of Scotland.

00:48:53.000 Oh, okay, I do know.

00:48:54.000 Sugar Walls.

00:48:55.000 9-5?

00:48:57.000 Okay.

00:48:57.000 I was thinking more actually of the drummer.

00:48:59.000 The Glenner.

00:49:00.000 Sheila E. Sheila E. Yeah, he likes Sheila E. Actually, I've heard of Sheila E. She does slap.

00:49:06.000 Anyway, we have some calls on the line.

00:49:10.000 Hey, Ryan, Steve's on Matt from 3.

00:49:14.000 Hey, Gab.

00:49:15.000 Hey, man.

00:49:17.000 Maddie, Ryan, how's it going?

00:49:19.000 What's going on?

00:49:20.000 What's up?

00:49:22.000 Hey, Gab, thanks for calling me back.

00:49:24.000 Appreciate that.

00:49:26.000 Oh, you're the guy who has a lot of opinions about stuff?

00:49:31.000 I got.

00:49:31.000 Yeah, all right.

00:49:32.000 Would you rather?

00:49:34.000 All right, would you rather talk about your LARPing Catholicism, red-pilling your kids, or Father's Day?

00:49:41.000 Got Father's Day coming up.

00:49:42.000 I can't hear him very well.

00:49:44.000 He fell off there.

00:49:46.000 Not hearing me.

00:49:47.000 How about this?

00:49:48.000 Yes.

00:49:49.000 So you've given us some options on what to discuss.

00:49:52.000 My LARPing Catholicism, what were the other options we may discuss?

00:49:59.000 And something else.

00:50:01.000 And Father's Day.

00:50:02.000 Father's Day.

00:50:03.000 Okay.

00:50:03.000 I choose Father's Day.

00:50:06.000 All right.

00:50:06.000 So I got my dad coming in, and we're going to go to Mass this Sunday.

00:50:13.000 And so I am, I've just enlisted in the Knights of Columbus.

00:50:22.000 He's a knight.

00:50:23.000 His father was a knight.

00:50:25.000 And this is going to be a big celebration.

00:50:29.000 I took it upon myself.

00:50:31.000 He didn't put anything in front of me that this could be a path for me to follow.

00:50:37.000 Of course, listening to you for the last couple years now, you bring that up often enough.

00:50:46.000 And there's something within that mission of the Knights where it's the men, it's the fathers.

00:50:53.000 And in my case, it's the sons, right?

00:50:56.000 My grandfather, my father, here I am.

00:50:58.000 Here we go.

00:51:03.000 Where do you take your Knights of Columbus membership?

00:51:07.000 You take it farther.

00:51:08.000 You take it further.

00:51:09.000 Where do you go with it?

00:51:10.000 What do you mean?

00:51:11.000 Where is my counsel?

00:51:12.000 No, he goes, like, what?

00:51:13.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:51:16.000 How do you use it?

00:51:17.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:18.000 That's a good question.

00:51:19.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:51:20.000 I don't, really.

00:51:22.000 I meet these guys once a month, and my kids are too young to know anything about it, and I don't talk about it or tell anyone.

00:51:30.000 One of the tenets is never to always defend priests if they're in danger.

00:51:35.000 That never comes up.

00:51:37.000 So anyway, this is a boring call.

00:51:40.000 Thanks for calling.

00:51:40.000 Oh, okay.

00:51:43.000 Just accept it.

00:51:44.000 Pull up the live chats, Ryan, while they happen.

00:51:47.000 I hate when you let them pile up towards the end.

00:51:50.000 Private pile.

00:51:52.000 That wasn't funny, and I'm sorry.

00:51:54.000 You know what Ryan does that's alarmingly unfunny?

00:51:56.000 He gives acronyms for things.

00:51:58.000 So they'll Go like, all right, well, I guess we're going to go out and see if the car will start.

00:52:05.000 I DDTAN.

00:52:06.000 See if the CWS.

00:52:08.000 Dude, I DDTAN.

00:52:10.000 That's the millennial texting language.

00:52:13.000 Oh, it's so irritating.

00:52:15.000 DDTAN, bro.

00:52:16.000 Superfluous.

00:52:17.000 I do not do that at all, I think.

00:52:20.000 I'm a conservative 30-year-old British guy working in research.

00:52:22.000 We'll move to the U.S. later this year.

00:52:24.000 I've had two job offers, $85K in North Carolina.

00:52:27.000 Summer job for $150K in Columbus, Ohio.

00:52:29.000 I want to choose carefully because then I'm staying there long term.

00:52:32.000 As a no-nonsense guy W. Okay.

00:52:37.000 I can't make it to Florida.

00:52:39.000 Here you go.

00:52:39.000 Please be safe.

00:52:40.000 I would go with the most expensive one.

00:52:43.000 The most expensive.

00:52:44.000 Well.

00:52:45.000 The highest paying one.

00:52:46.000 Because those two places are not very different.

00:52:48.000 One's hotter.

00:52:49.000 If you're British, you probably like the cold, but they're both pretty red, right?

00:52:53.000 Yeah, they're red, but Ohio sucks in the winter.

00:52:56.000 Well, I'm Canadian.

00:52:57.000 Well, you grew up in Canada, so.

00:52:59.000 I like the cold.

00:53:00.000 You get to look at facts and all that shit.

00:53:02.000 I would go, do you hate the cold 20 grand?

00:53:08.000 Well, it's like $65,000 different.

00:53:10.000 $150,000 to $85,000?

00:53:12.000 $85,000, $95,000, $105,000, $30,000.

00:53:16.000 No, $150,000 it said.

00:53:18.000 He said $115,000.

00:53:19.000 Oh, $115.

00:53:20.000 I'm sorry.

00:53:21.000 So if you hate the cold $30,000, I'm just amazed some of these states don't have income tax.

00:53:28.000 Like, if you're in North Carolina, maybe you could go to Tennessee and commute.

00:53:34.000 I don't know how long the commute would be, but if there's a zero income tax, you could take a limousine to work.

00:53:41.000 Anyway, so I would go, I would look to see the distance from Tennessee to Raleigh, Durham.

00:53:47.000 Otherwise, and I'd move to Tennessee if I could commute.

00:53:51.000 And then I would go with the expensive one if you don't hate cold.

00:53:55.000 I love cold.

00:53:55.000 You just buy more shit.

00:53:57.000 Like, you just get better red wings and better insulated pants and a North Face jacket.

00:54:03.000 Once you're all geared up, there's no such thing as cold.

00:54:06.000 You can go to REI.

00:54:08.000 And speaking of REI, remember our buddy?

00:54:12.000 He's back.

00:54:13.000 Oh, that's in my notes tomorrow.

00:54:15.000 Oh, man.

00:54:17.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed.

00:54:20.000 I guess we could do a thorough breakdown of that tomorrow.

00:54:22.000 Yeah, well, that's a teaser for tomorrow.

00:54:26.000 Smallpox from European travelers.

00:54:29.000 You mentioned yesterday that most deaths came from European settlers, but even more deaths came from indigenous feet.

00:54:36.000 That's not what I said.

00:54:38.000 I said a tiny fraction of the deaths from European settlers came from their diseases, but they had already been devastated.

00:54:48.000 Oh, I guess I did say that.

00:54:49.000 Okay.

00:54:50.000 What I said at Compound Media was, we have the smallpox blankets thing, and we stole their land and everything, and that's all horseshit.

00:54:58.000 We had a 400-year with the Indians in North America.

00:55:01.000 The real problem with the Aztecs and the Native Americans was when Columbus came, he inadvertently brought diseases that Europeans are immune to, and they devastated by accident all of the indigenous people of the Caribbean and Central Americans and all the way up to North America,

00:55:22.000 which, by the way, was completely inevitable.

00:55:26.000 If you're going to travel, there's going to be boats.

00:55:30.000 And eventually, these group of people who don't have immunities to European diseases like the plague are going to get fucked.

00:55:39.000 Sorry, we can delay it all you want.

00:55:40.000 We could kill Columbus, delay it, I don't know, 50 years, but it's going down.

00:55:47.000 So go back to that chart, though.

00:55:49.000 I thought that was interesting.

00:55:52.000 In the chart, you see 1500s, 1550, millions upon millions of deaths.

00:56:02.000 Wait a minute.

00:56:06.000 Wait, I'm wrong here.

00:56:08.000 Oh, this is embarrassing.

00:56:10.000 We're learning stuff live on the show.

00:56:12.000 You mentioned yesterday that most deaths came from European settlers, but even more deaths came from an indigenous fever called Coco Lizitli, which caused more deaths than smallpox.

00:56:24.000 This fever basically destroyed the Aztec Empire.

00:56:27.000 Whitey isn't to blame.

00:56:28.000 Oh my God, I'm sorry.

00:56:30.000 Okay, so I got it wrong.

00:56:31.000 Coco Litzli.

00:56:32.000 So we didn't come till the 1600s, right?

00:56:40.000 1400s was the power to Nina Pinta Santa Maria.

00:56:46.000 All right, okay, now I'm screwing it up again.

00:56:48.000 This is pathetic.

00:56:49.000 Ryan, cut this out in post.

00:56:51.000 Sure thing.

00:56:52.000 So we did give them smallpox by accident.

00:56:55.000 That was 8 million deaths.

00:56:57.000 Got it.

00:56:58.000 So go back to my original version of events.

00:57:00.000 However, they had their own black plague called Coco Lizitli that was approximately 17 million deaths.

00:57:13.000 So it's not our fault.

00:57:15.000 I could not have possibly have portrayed that story.

00:57:18.000 What are you running around for?

00:57:19.000 I don't know.

00:57:22.000 You're never going to stop illness.

00:57:24.000 It has to run its course.

00:57:26.000 I can't believe what a shit show I made of that.

00:57:31.000 Maybe I might be getting drunk.

00:57:32.000 Let's do our last sponsor and peace out here.

00:57:35.000 FOP Medals, P-H-A-U-P.

00:57:39.000 We are in an economic crisis right now.

00:57:44.000 John, Joe Biden is in complete denial.

00:57:47.000 But the price of gas alone should tell you where we are.

00:57:53.000 We are seemingly on the verge of a much more serious economic crisis.

00:57:59.000 I just saw it today, 10,000 cattle in Tennessee died from the heat.

00:58:07.000 I thought it was 20,000.

00:58:08.000 Maybe it's up to 20 now.

00:58:10.000 The article I read was 10.

00:58:11.000 And you go, okay, what?

00:58:13.000 Like Texas, it gets to 100 degrees all the time.

00:58:15.000 They have a hot day and they all die.

00:58:17.000 That doesn't sound right.

00:58:18.000 They have sprinklers.

00:58:19.000 They have water.

00:58:21.000 These things are all monitored.

00:58:22.000 We've had hot days before.

00:58:24.000 We've had cattle for a long fucking time.

00:58:27.000 So why did they all die?

00:58:29.000 And then you see all these chickens dying to the tunes of hundreds of millions.

00:58:34.000 Oh, 2,000 at least.

00:58:36.000 And the baby formula factory.

00:58:37.000 Okay.

00:58:38.000 It was 10,000, Ryan.

00:58:40.000 Again.

00:58:40.000 Now you're going to an old tally.

00:58:44.000 So you're uncorrecting correct facts.

00:58:48.000 I put this on Getter, all these food plants that are spontaneously bursting into flames.

00:58:54.000 I was dubious at the beginning because I go, yeah, there's going to be fires.

00:58:57.000 We have hundreds of thousands of food plants across the country.

00:59:00.000 And if there's going to be a fire, it's going to be at a factory-like environment with all this friction and stuff happening.

00:59:06.000 But it's getting weird.

00:59:08.000 So you go, what's the long-term plan here?

00:59:15.000 Is the plan to make us so hungry we riot and then you have to put in martial law, you have to control us because we're ungovernable?

00:59:22.000 Is that what you're going for?

00:59:24.000 You're trying to make us go crazy?

00:59:25.000 All right.

00:59:26.000 That's a definitive risk here.

00:59:29.000 It's looking like that's a very reasonable probability.

00:59:33.000 So if the economy is looking like that, wouldn't it make sense to take at least a portion of your savings and put them in something concrete like silver or gold and have that as something you can hold on to?

00:59:45.000 Not 100% of your savings.

00:59:47.000 Don't empty your bank account, but at least have some where there is a solid, tangible value.

00:59:55.000 I always say this about books.

00:59:57.000 Buy books.

00:59:59.000 Hold them in your hand.

01:00:00.000 They can't take that away from you.

01:00:02.000 I don't do Kindle.

01:00:03.000 I don't trust it.

01:00:04.000 Sure, I guess if you're reading fiction, by all means, have a Kindle.

01:00:07.000 But if it's nonfiction and it's an important book you'd want your kids to read one day, like When Harry Became Sally, which is now completely unavailable, you want to be able to hold it in your hand.

01:00:18.000 And FOP Metals, P-H-A-U-P-Metals.com, promo code Gavin, 20% off, is a place where you can still keep the value of your savings connected to a tangible, finite source.

01:00:33.000 Talk to Warren Buffett about the Federal Reserve and how important it is that we get back to gold.

01:00:39.000 This guy's no dummy.

01:00:42.000 Talk to Steve Forbes about the importance of getting back to gold.

01:00:47.000 I don't trust the Fed, and I don't trust whatever the fuck the federal government is up to now.

01:00:51.000 That's fopmetals.com, P-H-A-U-P, metals.com, promo code Gavin.

01:00:58.000 I think I fucked up by saying Warren Buffett when I met Steve Forbes.

01:01:05.000 It's no good.

01:01:06.000 We've got a pull of Omaha.

01:01:07.000 We've got calls.

01:01:08.000 We've got super chats.

01:01:10.000 We've got tons of stuff.

01:01:11.000 By the way, I saw someone sent me a comment from our own site where some cunt who calls herself Jungle Asian said, why does Gavin think he started Vice?

01:01:18.000 He was just a columnist.

01:01:20.000 It pissed me off for the rest of the day.

01:01:24.000 Let me tell you what happened with Vice.

01:01:26.000 Sarush Alvey got involved with a government program called Voice of Montreal.

01:01:34.000 And he approached me and said, let's start this together.

01:01:37.000 You can be the editor.

01:01:39.000 I said, I'd rather just be the comics editor.

01:01:41.000 But I ended up being the editor.

01:01:43.000 Him and I were heavily involved in the first issue.

01:01:46.000 By the second issue, I completely took over as editor.

01:01:50.000 He handled music and everything else.

01:01:52.000 After about a year, possibly two, I suggested we hire my childhood friend Shane Smith because I knew Shane since I was 12 and he was always a hustler.

01:02:06.000 He could always figure out how to make money.

01:02:10.000 We would busk if we ran out of money in the subways.

01:02:13.000 He always was great at making money.

01:02:16.000 He'd get a job.

01:02:17.000 We'd be flat broke.

01:02:18.000 He'd smell like piss because we hadn't showered in three days.

01:02:21.000 We were staying on a friend's couch.

01:02:22.000 And then he would just get a job at a fancy restaurant and make 500 bucks a night.

01:02:26.000 So he needs to be our sales guy.

01:02:28.000 And then we left the government program and went solo.

01:02:32.000 So it was Sarouche on day one, Gavin on day two, and Shane on day like 400.

01:02:40.000 Who came up with the name?

01:02:43.000 Me.

01:02:44.000 We were Voice of Montreal.

01:02:46.000 Sarouche came up with Voice of Montreal, but I was talking to my buddy, Marcus, who ran this tree planting company, and we stayed, we're still friends.

01:02:54.000 I knew him and met him in 1990.

01:02:56.000 And I go, this fucking sucks.

01:02:58.000 You know, these guys, these government people, they're not giving us any money.

01:03:01.000 They won't let us grow.

01:03:02.000 They don't want us to grow because it feels like a scam.

01:03:05.000 So I came up with an ultimatum.

01:03:07.000 If you don't start helping us send out newspapers to various advertisers, then we're going to fucking leave and change the name and do it by ourselves.

01:03:18.000 And he goes, why have an ultimatum?

01:03:20.000 Why not just leave?

01:03:22.000 And I couldn't believe that never occurred to me before.

01:03:24.000 I was like 23, 22.

01:03:28.000 And I was like, yeah, let's just fucking leave.

01:03:31.000 So I could tell that Shane was going to try to take this away from me because it was my idea.

01:03:38.000 So I immediately called both of them that night just to sort of put it in the history books.

01:03:42.000 And I was like, guys, we got to leave, change the name from voice to vice.

01:03:46.000 Fuck the ultimatum.

01:03:48.000 Why have an ultimatum?

01:03:50.000 Why not just leave?

01:03:52.000 And then Shane was like, yo, I was going to say that.

01:03:53.000 That's something we should definitely do.

01:03:56.000 And we did.

01:03:58.000 I was just thinking the same thing.

01:04:00.000 You took the words right out of my mouth.

01:04:02.000 It must have been when you were kissing me.

01:04:03.000 Now, have you signed this contract?

01:04:08.000 We get calls.

01:04:10.000 Okay, let's take a call.

01:04:11.000 Oh, wait, we should get behind the paywall now.

01:04:12.000 So you've seen the calls.

01:04:14.000 You've seen the letters.

01:04:14.000 You've seen the live chat.

01:04:15.000 Hello, calls.

01:04:16.000 We're going to go behind the paywall and get much more rude and really enjoy ourselves.

01:04:20.000 If you're not behind the paywall, I don't know what you're doing.

01:04:23.000 You watch it on YouTube.

01:04:24.000 You see the stuff people steal.

01:04:27.000 That's a waste of time.

01:04:28.000 Every day we go through the news in a fun and honest way.

01:04:31.000 And it's a moment of sanity in a world gone mad.

01:04:36.000 So please subscribe to censored.tv.

01:04:39.000 It's a price of 1.3 beers a month, depending on the price of beer in your community.

01:04:44.000 And it is way more content than you need.

01:04:47.000 I don't want you watching 100% of our content.

01:04:50.000 You wouldn't have a life.

01:04:52.000 There is hours and hours and hours every single day.

01:04:56.000 Jim Goad, Gavin McInnes, Maddie's shitty little kitchen, celebrities reading our mail, if you can believe that.

01:05:05.000 You wouldn't believe the celebrities would get in here.

01:05:07.000 We've got SOAF.

01:05:09.000 We've got atheism is unstoppable.

01:05:12.000 And then we often do just totally free extra stuff, like sitting down and watching the January 6th hearings.

01:05:19.000 That wasn't part of our normal programming.

01:05:21.000 We just threw it in there.

01:05:22.000 We also rerun my old show, The Gavin McInnes Show, every Saturday.

01:05:27.000 There we talked to Nick Quested, who was at the January 6th hearings.

01:05:31.000 Fun stuff.

01:05:32.000 Don't sleep on it.

01:05:34.000 Get fired.

01:05:35.000 Get in trouble.

01:05:36.000 Be brave.

01:05:37.000 And never stop fighting.

01:06:13.000 Yeah.

01:06:16.000 Sounds like a weird thing.

01:06:18.000 It's always good to have you water.

01:06:22.000 We got taps here.

01:06:24.000 True.

01:06:25.000 The song?

01:06:26.000 And I've never seen you drink any water.

01:06:29.000 Yeah.

01:06:30.000 Sometimes I put the little flavor packs in there.

01:06:33.000 Calorie-free flavor packs.

01:06:34.000 They're actually pretty good.

01:06:36.000 The peach tea.

01:06:37.000 Maddie brings a case of water every time he comes to the studio.

01:06:40.000 I don't get it.

01:06:41.000 But once every two weeks.

01:06:43.000 But New York has the champagne and drinking water.

01:06:46.000 So you want some water, grab a mug, go into the pint, go into the kitchen, fill it up.

01:06:51.000 Well, if you must know, I worked for Poland Springs for a long time.

01:06:55.000 Hey!

01:06:56.000 Working in Brooklyn.

01:06:57.000 Wow.

01:06:59.000 Prior to my son being born, so like 28 years ago.

01:07:04.000 Wait, I thought you were kidding.

01:07:06.000 You really did work for Poland Springs?

01:07:07.000 So what do you got?

01:07:08.000 Free Poland Springs?

01:07:10.000 It's cheap.

01:07:12.000 You know, Larry Barnes said to me the other day, I go, yeah, my daddy.

01:07:15.000 My daughter's three bucks.

01:07:17.000 Okay.

01:07:18.000 My daughter's been taking guitar lessons since she was a little kid, and I'm not really blown away.

01:07:22.000 It's not very Hendrixy.

01:07:24.000 And he goes, motherfucker, when I was young, I played guitar with Carlos Santana when I was 11 years old.

01:07:33.000 And my parents had a falling out with him, and he went one way, and I went the other way, and that was the end of that.

01:07:40.000 And I go, really?

01:07:41.000 You play guitar?

01:07:41.000 And he goes, I play 27 instruments.

01:07:45.000 I play guitar.

01:07:46.000 I play saxophone.

01:07:48.000 I play drums.

01:07:50.000 I play trumpet.

01:07:52.000 I'm fluent on almost any instrument you can think of.

01:07:54.000 He starts listing them all.

01:07:56.000 Now, the guy was a professional diver before he got into boxing.

01:08:00.000 And I go, holy shit, you played, that's basically every instrument there is.

01:08:04.000 That's amazing.

01:08:06.000 And he goes, yeah, I'm pretty proud of myself, man.

01:08:09.000 I go, cool.

01:08:10.000 And he goes, I'm fucking with you.

01:08:12.000 You crazy?

01:08:14.000 And then he hugs me.

01:08:15.000 He goes, you think if I could play all that shit, I'd be stuck in here?

01:08:20.000 He's up there with Yayo.

01:08:21.000 He plays about 10 different instruments.

01:08:24.000 Yayo is Maddie's roommate.

01:08:26.000 While you at home.

01:08:28.000 You know who's not Maddie's roommate?

01:08:29.000 This caller on the line.

01:08:31.000 Okay.

01:08:32.000 What's going on there, caller?

01:08:33.000 P-A-X, and the topic is Caroline.

01:08:38.000 Pax?

01:08:39.000 I guess Pax.

01:08:40.000 Hello.

01:08:41.000 What's going on?

01:08:44.000 Hey, man.

01:08:45.000 Are you still friends with Sam Hyde?

01:08:46.000 Are you going to put him on the network?

01:08:49.000 Are you kidding me?

01:08:50.000 Are you trying to make me mad?

01:08:53.000 We thought about it, but I don't know.

01:08:55.000 I'm glad you met our demands.

01:08:58.000 Oh.

01:08:58.000 Is this the man changer?

01:09:06.000 Thanks for calling, nigga.

01:09:08.000 Thanks for calling.

01:09:09.000 Damn.

01:09:10.000 So I guess Monday you're hosting the show.

01:09:12.000 Nice.

01:09:13.000 I mean, but what's the threat?

01:09:15.000 Or else what?

01:09:16.000 It's too late.

01:09:18.000 We've already accepted their terms.

01:09:21.000 So you're going to sit here.

01:09:22.000 You're going to have a suit on.

01:09:23.000 Now, how are we going to go to clips?

01:09:26.000 You'll kind of have to hire somebody.

01:09:29.000 Maybe you can have the computer linked up to the postwork.

01:09:34.000 Do like a Jacob Wall thing?

01:09:35.000 Or a lot of post-work.

01:09:39.000 Yeah.

01:09:40.000 But if you do post-work, and by the way, you have to do the intro, you choose a song.

01:09:44.000 It has to be the same format.

01:09:45.000 It's G-Y-M L. Gotcha.

01:09:47.000 And then you have the fun news, then you get more serious, then you go do a green screen.

01:09:51.000 Okay.

01:09:52.000 And then you come back, you maybe do some Proud Boys, whatever.

01:09:58.000 Then you read some letters and do the final video.

01:10:02.000 Sounds like it's going to be a catastrophe.

01:10:04.000 Well, it is, you know.

01:10:08.000 I'm an understudy to the best.

01:10:12.000 Gavin the bye guy.

01:10:13.000 I watched an episode of David Simon's news show on HBO.

01:10:16.000 We own this city.

01:10:17.000 It's a reboot of the wire.

01:10:18.000 It could not possibly be more woke.

01:10:20.000 Every scene is a parody of itself.

01:10:21.000 Check it out.

01:10:22.000 By the way, last night I watched Camus Bell's new stand-up, and I have to do a whole green screen of it.

01:10:28.000 It's going to be a censored.tv presents.

01:10:30.000 It is a fucking shit show.

01:10:34.000 And I realized watching it, blacks bitching about racism is the new Sambo because blacks don't like it.

01:10:42.000 Blacks want to watch Eddie Murphy in Delirious.

01:10:45.000 If you sit there on stage as a black men and go like, everyone is so racist in the alt-right and Richard Spencer, they're like, man, what?

01:10:51.000 I want to talk about chitlins and grits.

01:10:54.000 So when you get up there and you talk about Richard Spencer and Proud Boys and the alt-right, you're talking mostly to white women and a few fat white guys.

01:11:03.000 And they love it and they clap and you're talking about something that's not you.

01:11:07.000 You're becoming a character to entertain whites.

01:11:12.000 Blackface.

01:11:13.000 Sambo.

01:11:14.000 What about Sambo Hyde?

01:11:16.000 We're just getting a show on the movie.

01:11:17.000 And Blackface just doing soft shoe.

01:11:20.000 I don't want to say anything, but yesterday, you said you didn't want to have any.

01:11:24.000 There would all be Sambos in the movies.

01:11:27.000 Yeah, yeah, that was true.

01:11:29.000 No more monkey actor seeers.

01:11:32.000 We'll just paint them brown.

01:11:33.000 That's what if I end up on 60 Minutes and they ask me shit like that, I'm not going to get into the nuance of what my joke was.

01:11:38.000 I'm just going to be like, What's your version of events?

01:11:42.000 I don't want blacks in movies.

01:11:46.000 How does that work?

01:11:48.000 God damn, Lookie here.

01:11:50.000 What do we got?

01:11:52.000 Anyway, let's see this new HBO show We Own This City.

01:11:55.000 Okay, I signed into my account here.

01:11:58.000 We own this city.

01:11:59.000 Did you find that Netflix thing I asked you to look up?

01:12:01.000 I did, yeah.

01:12:01.000 It was a needle in the haystack, but I'm a good needle dropper.

01:12:06.000 What is this?

01:12:06.000 That was a preview.

01:12:07.000 It looked like.

01:12:08.000 It's Mr. Bourdeen.

01:12:12.000 What?

01:12:12.000 We own this city?

01:12:13.000 It's about Anthony Bourdain.

01:12:15.000 Oh, we can.

01:12:17.000 It's HBO.

01:12:18.000 You're paying for commercials.

01:12:19.000 What do we want?

01:12:19.000 Drop the needle or we want to.

01:12:20.000 Drop the needle.

01:12:21.000 Okay.

01:12:22.000 Let's see about this.

01:12:23.000 Alright, we got car banter.

01:12:24.000 That looks pretty good.

01:12:26.000 I gotta put my glasses on.

01:12:29.000 So they thought the wire's good.

01:12:31.000 I love woke shit.

01:12:32.000 I want to combine the two.

01:12:34.000 No.

01:12:39.000 So wait, who owns this city?

01:12:41.000 Like, Antifa and BLM?

01:12:52.000 It's kind of true.

01:12:53.000 They do run the cities.

01:12:56.000 Wait, I thought you were dropping the needle somewhere random.

01:12:58.000 I did.

01:12:58.000 I dropped it at the intro for some reason.

01:13:01.000 I don't keep misspelling it.

01:13:03.000 Should I start at the beginning or just drop the needle?

01:13:05.000 Just drop the needle.

01:13:06.000 Okay, I dropped the needle at the beginning.

01:13:08.000 No, it's seven minutes in.

01:13:10.000 They do a cold open, I suppose.

01:13:14.000 M-O-M-O-D-U.

01:13:17.000 Momo du?

01:13:18.000 Just call me G-Money.

01:13:20.000 No, I'm not going to call you G-Money.

01:13:22.000 Boring!

01:13:25.000 We'll do a deep dive on that another time.

01:13:28.000 It's too hard to.

01:13:31.000 Are you missing super chats?

01:13:33.000 That looks like shit.

01:13:34.000 No.

01:13:34.000 Well, I mean, we have about five or six built up.

01:13:39.000 Here's the Netflix part.

01:13:43.000 I'm not a Nazi.

01:13:45.000 There might be another part, because they said they showed Proud Boys, but I just saw you.

01:13:49.000 If you're not a racist, you're probably not going to feel the need to make a bunch of anti-racist videos.

01:13:55.000 But if you are a racist, then you might feel the need to make a bunch of videos about why white people are superior.

01:14:01.000 I'm going to say what all you think and know to be true.

01:14:05.000 It can never, ever, ever be too white.

01:14:09.000 Most states like Oregon, Minnesota, wait, go back to what she was saying before.

01:14:15.000 I'm getting mad again.

01:14:17.000 If you're not like Chase Buckley, turn it up.

01:14:28.000 Is that Fan Powder?

01:14:29.000 Who's that?

01:14:30.000 Stop.

01:14:30.000 That's that World Workers whatever guy, traditionalist workers party.

01:14:35.000 He's not on YouTube.

01:14:37.000 I bet you can't even write his fucking name.

01:14:40.000 So their argument is like a lot, tons of white power people are on YouTube.

01:14:46.000 Bullshit.

01:14:47.000 Wait, go back.

01:14:49.000 A woman recounts...

01:14:50.000 What does it say?

01:14:50.000 Oh, let me, you got to leave the cursor steady for a second, and then it comes up.

01:14:55.000 A woman, just a random woman, recounts her life.

01:14:59.000 In the meantime, we got this, $100.

01:15:01.000 I was attacked by a pit bull while watching Anthony, and you decry them.

01:15:04.000 I live in rural Virginia, was out running with my phone playing Compound Censored.

01:15:07.000 Many thanks to you and Anthony for the poetic opportunity, and even more to Mace Security International for their fine self-defense products.

01:15:15.000 Neverstop.

01:15:16.000 Philonese Floyd's Grammar Repertoire.

01:15:18.000 Never stop fighting me.

01:15:20.000 Much to your chagrin, Maddie.

01:15:21.000 We were disparaging pit bulls yesterday.

01:15:25.000 You always do.

01:15:27.000 And I always bring Coco around.

01:15:29.000 Bring her to the bar.

01:15:31.000 Yeah, Coco is one of the good ones.

01:15:33.000 Yeah, there's been so far.

01:15:35.000 She's 12.

01:15:36.000 So far.

01:15:38.000 12 years.

01:15:39.000 I mean, there are horror stories.

01:15:41.000 I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

01:15:44.000 Yeah.

01:15:46.000 They're bad.

01:15:47.000 Not all of them.

01:15:50.000 So who is this cunt saying?

01:15:53.000 And what's her point?

01:15:54.000 If you're not racist, you don't need to make videos?

01:15:56.000 Is that on YouTube or is that on like this is Netflix, but she's talking about YouTube.

01:16:01.000 But I bet you that dude, because I'm familiar with that dude, I bet you that dude is impossible to find on YouTube if it's not a hate video against him.

01:16:09.000 A woman recounts her journey to becoming a mouthpiece for white nationalist hate speech, work that culminates in high-profile violence and murder.

01:16:16.000 Oh, really?

01:16:18.000 I bet you too, these girls, they're like, they're into Nazi shit for like an hour because they like some guy, and then he dumps her because she's nuts.

01:16:28.000 And then she's like, I lived in hate, and I finally made it out.

01:16:32.000 Here's what it's like in there.

01:16:34.000 They're fucking crazy.

01:16:35.000 They're evil.

01:16:36.000 They're killing babies.

01:16:37.000 They post videos.

01:16:39.000 The Jewish system that our people are currently in bondage to.

01:16:42.000 The Holocaust, six million Jews supposedly died in the Holocaust.

01:16:45.000 So, you know, we have to constantly worship the Jews.

01:16:48.000 YouTube is perfect for people who have extreme views.

01:16:51.000 If you're not.

01:16:52.000 No, it's not.

01:16:53.000 That's just false.

01:16:55.000 Yeah.

01:16:56.000 Go find me a long YouTube video denying the Holocaust.

01:17:01.000 Was this made in 2004?

01:17:04.000 Yeah.

01:17:05.000 What the fuck?

01:17:06.000 Was this made the eight seconds that a Holocaust denial video was on YouTube?

01:17:11.000 Like, look up the N-word or anything.

01:17:15.000 If it's not rap, it's not up there.

01:17:17.000 So this is fucking again, amateur hour at the Apollo.

01:17:22.000 Just like the cops with the drag queen story hour that said they're not from here.

01:17:28.000 Yes, they are.

01:17:29.000 And you're talking, you're defending a drag queen who told kids to suck his dick.

01:17:33.000 You fucking losers.

01:17:34.000 Do a little bit of work is all I ask.

01:17:38.000 You're probably not going to feel the need to make a bunch of anti-racist videos.

01:17:42.000 But if you are a racist, then you might feel the need to make a bunch of videos about why white people are superior.

01:17:49.000 I'm going to supervise.

01:17:50.000 See, I can't sue her.

01:17:53.000 That's how you do it, because there's two people in that video.

01:17:57.000 So now I have to argue that I'm Implied.

01:18:01.000 By the way, in that video, I'm arguing with Richard Spencer about racism and why he's wrong.

01:18:07.000 But I can't sue her because it's not definitive that the word racist was me.

01:18:14.000 Oh, this guy's the worst.

01:18:16.000 Morantz, I recognize that.

01:18:17.000 I remember him at James.

01:18:19.000 Okay, this guy, Andrew Morantz, we're at a Project Veritas party.

01:18:24.000 And we're all having fun.

01:18:25.000 Me and fucking James compete.

01:18:27.000 We have a dance-off.

01:18:29.000 And because he's, I don't know, fucking special, he's memorized all of Michael Jackson's moves.

01:18:35.000 And I'm just making up shit on the spot.

01:18:37.000 So he destroys me.

01:18:39.000 And it's funny and it's silly.

01:18:41.000 And we all have a great time.

01:18:42.000 And James is a better dancer than me.

01:18:44.000 Gotcha.

01:18:45.000 He goes up to the black DJ there, who is a girl, and he's like, so I want to do a British accent, but he's not British, but he reminds me a lot of British people.

01:18:56.000 So how do you feel about being surrounded by these sort of white nationalists and racists and far-right extremists?

01:19:04.000 And she's like, oh, I didn't, I guess I don't like it.

01:19:06.000 I guess I'm uncomfortable.

01:19:07.000 So he put that shit in her head.

01:19:11.000 And she's like, I got to get the fuck out of here, I guess.

01:19:13.000 I didn't know I was at a Klan.

01:19:14.000 I was DJing a Klan rally.

01:19:16.000 Meanwhile, we chose her as the DJ.

01:19:19.000 And the angle was about the intense, you know, anxiety that black people have when they're forced to be our DJ slaves.

01:19:29.000 That was his fucking garbage piece.

01:19:32.000 And I met him that night and I was like, I got a bad feeling about you.

01:19:35.000 I don't, why are we talking to this guy?

01:19:38.000 And of course, right-wingers, conservatives, they're so fucking naive.

01:19:43.000 They're always like, he's nice.

01:19:44.000 He seems like a good guy.

01:19:46.000 Yeah.

01:19:47.000 If he seemed like a bad guy, would he be sitting here?

01:19:50.000 Maybe it's being a New Yorker too, like you have a modicum of street smarts.

01:19:55.000 They're just like, I'm getting attention.

01:19:57.000 It's good.

01:19:58.000 He said he's a nice guy.

01:20:00.000 The origins of the white man.

01:20:11.000 Okay, then debate Jerry Tales now don't even celebrate Black History Month or Cinque de Mayo.

01:20:16.000 Because when they did, it meant racial friction and even violence.

01:20:20.000 I just saw a lot of people.

01:20:21.000 There's tons of fucking Mexican and black wars going on.

01:20:26.000 So yeah.

01:20:27.000 Is American Renaissance on YouTube?

01:20:29.000 I'll be shocked if it is.

01:20:31.000 Wait.

01:20:34.000 Look that up.

01:20:34.000 It shouldn't be a Black History Month because every month's Black History Month.

01:20:37.000 It's Jared Taylor.

01:20:39.000 I don't live in one month.

01:20:40.000 How about history?

01:20:41.000 Yeah.

01:20:42.000 What's the name of the show?

01:20:43.000 American Renaissance?

01:20:44.000 It's going to be very hard for you to spell.

01:20:47.000 Maybe that's how they weed out Puerto Ricans.

01:20:49.000 I used to work at the Renaissance Fair.

01:20:51.000 Yeah.

01:20:51.000 In Tuxedo, New York.

01:20:53.000 That's correct.

01:20:54.000 Or do they also call it Sterling Forest?

01:20:57.000 On 17M.

01:20:58.000 That's correct.

01:21:00.000 We're all going this summer.

01:21:02.000 Wait, American Renaissance is on YouTube with their own account.

01:21:05.000 It's a re-upload Jamal Jackson.

01:21:07.000 Yeah, I don't know how long this is.

01:21:09.000 And this is a take on it that I'm sure is negative.

01:21:11.000 If American Renaissance has a YouTube channel, I'll poop in my panties.

01:21:16.000 I don't even know what it is.

01:21:19.000 American Renaissance?

01:21:20.000 It's Jared Taylor's.

01:21:22.000 This guy's allowed to exist.

01:21:23.000 Am Ren, videos fan.

01:21:26.000 It's Jared Taylor's, I don't know, censored.tv.

01:21:30.000 Doesn't have much content.

01:21:34.000 Yeah.

01:21:34.000 No, they don't exist on YouTube.

01:21:36.000 YouTube is the problem.

01:21:38.000 They're way too right-wing.

01:21:39.000 That's the crazy thing, too.

01:21:40.000 Like, everyone remotely right of center is banned from Facebook, YouTube, everything.

01:21:46.000 And then you tune into the left and they're like, fucking Facebook and YouTube.

01:21:51.000 They're allowing Nazis.

01:21:52.000 Like, Sasha Baron Cohen said that Jeff, what's his name?

01:21:57.000 The alien?

01:21:58.000 Not Jeff Zuckerberg.

01:21:59.000 Is that his name?

01:22:01.000 Mark Zuckerberg.

01:22:02.000 Mark Zuckerberg.

01:22:03.000 He has to answer for all of the platforms he's given to Nazis so they can organize their anti-Semitic.

01:22:10.000 And you're like, what the fuck?

01:22:12.000 Facebook is too right-wing for you?

01:22:16.000 Twitter, Instagram is too right-wing?

01:22:19.000 The metaverse is already run over.

01:22:23.000 Shut your mouth.

01:22:25.000 There's a super chat.

01:22:27.000 I think they're just starting to cannibalize themselves.

01:22:30.000 Yeah, definitely.

01:22:31.000 Well, as Anthony pointed out yesterday, they have definitely decided to kill Joe Biden.

01:22:37.000 Yeah.

01:22:38.000 Stephen Colbert, we'll talk about this tomorrow, has a whole thing on Proud Boys.

01:22:42.000 And he is like, he shits on Proud Boys, which we understand.

01:22:47.000 That's a given.

01:22:48.000 And then he goes right into shitting on Joe Biden and talking about what a retard he is.

01:22:54.000 So he's definitely, Joe Biden's on his way out, and he's about to be a scapegoat.

01:22:58.000 Now, here's a question.

01:22:59.000 He's suffering from dementia.

01:23:03.000 Can he sense this?

01:23:04.000 And is he pissed off?

01:23:08.000 Well, he has had some, I wouldn't say violent, but he's had some outbursts against people criticizing him.

01:23:16.000 Yeah, he's been ornery.

01:23:17.000 He's an alpha, though.

01:23:18.000 Sorry, but you don't get to be president of the United States without being an alpha.

01:23:22.000 You've fucked people over.

01:23:24.000 You've been mean.

01:23:26.000 You've told someone not to fuck with you.

01:23:29.000 And you've scared them in the past.

01:23:31.000 I'm sorry.

01:23:31.000 Like Jimmy Carter, even Jimmy Carter must have had some moment where he's like, you fuck with me and Alicia dies.

01:23:40.000 Like, don't back them up anymore.

01:23:43.000 They say, like, all the 21 black guys that they hired from Black Lives Matter.

01:23:47.000 Yeah, everyone black has left.

01:23:50.000 So I don't know the answer to this question, but either Biden is like, you know what?

01:23:56.000 I made it to the end and now I'm happy to die.

01:23:58.000 And he's just like an old man walking off a cliff for the benefit of the tribe.

01:24:03.000 Or is he like, you motherfuckers, I fucking had your back.

01:24:09.000 I didn't even want to run.

01:24:10.000 And you made me run.

01:24:11.000 Now I'm president.

01:24:12.000 And now I'm the bad guy.

01:24:13.000 And now the history books are going to be Joe Biden the failure.

01:24:16.000 Fuck you.

01:24:18.000 That's what I would do if I was Joe Biden right now.

01:24:20.000 I'd be like, you fucking cocksuckers.

01:24:23.000 Stabbing me in the back.

01:24:25.000 Well, right now, what Facebook is working on is a headset that will go on Joe Biden.

01:24:32.000 So that way, when he is kicked out of office, he still thinks he's the present in the metaverse.

01:24:39.000 Yeah, the metaverse is not a thing, dude.

01:24:42.000 It's not going anywhere.

01:24:43.000 Metaverse.

01:24:44.000 No, no one likes the metaverse.

01:24:46.000 It's retarded.

01:24:46.000 You have no legs in it.

01:24:48.000 Everybody likes the metaverse.

01:24:49.000 No, no one goes to it.

01:24:51.000 Only fat people and burn victims attend the metaverse.

01:24:55.000 It's a failure.

01:24:56.000 You fucked up.

01:24:58.000 You could attend seminars online.

01:25:00.000 No one likes seminars.

01:25:01.000 Meetings are boring in person.

01:25:03.000 Online, they're even worse.

01:25:05.000 Think about your favorite YouTube video.

01:25:07.000 And now, what would it be like if you were watching it in a movie theater with a bunch of your other friends?

01:25:11.000 And sure, you could chat.

01:25:12.000 Just keep it down.

01:25:13.000 That's distracting.

01:25:14.000 I'd rather just be at my house with my friends.

01:25:16.000 What?

01:25:17.000 But can you eat a lot of people?

01:25:17.000 Why do I go to a movie theater?

01:25:19.000 Digital popcorn.

01:25:20.000 I'll go to a bar.

01:25:21.000 Am I paralyzed?

01:25:23.000 The best part about digital popcorn is zero calories.

01:25:26.000 No, popcorn.

01:25:27.000 No, we don't like your metaverse.

01:25:28.000 Digital popcorn.

01:25:29.000 It doesn't get stuck in your head.

01:25:30.000 It's actually what's wrong with the world.

01:25:34.000 There's so much wrong with the world.

01:25:35.000 No, no, no.

01:25:36.000 What's wrong with the world is people not interacting and talking and debating and being humans and being tolerant of each other's differences.

01:25:42.000 You fucking assholes have put us in bubbles.

01:25:46.000 Right.

01:25:46.000 But in the metaverse, you can now talk to people face to face.

01:25:50.000 And that's not.

01:25:51.000 No, we're solving the problems of.

01:25:52.000 No, you're not face-to-face.

01:25:54.000 It's not even your face.

01:25:56.000 All right.

01:25:56.000 Gavin, myself, and you are all face-to-fucking face.

01:26:00.000 Yeah.

01:26:01.000 This isn't even your face.

01:26:02.000 Well, you ever considered that?

01:26:04.000 Wow, this is meta.

01:26:06.000 This really is.

01:26:10.000 I mean, is it going to be like a fucking...

01:26:12.000 I'm going to spit a metaverse.

01:26:14.000 Give me a beep.

01:26:15.000 Okay.

01:26:17.000 With the fucking fake animals bopping.

01:26:19.000 Wouldn't you like to walk around a place that's digital, like a town?

01:26:24.000 Maybe it's a city.

01:26:25.000 Maybe you're pretty.

01:26:26.000 Maybe you make yourself purple and green.

01:26:28.000 Doesn't matter what, you can do it.

01:26:30.000 In the metaverse, just jump into it.

01:26:33.000 Well, the metaverse was started like 30 years ago.

01:26:36.000 It was called Sims.

01:26:38.000 Yeah.

01:26:38.000 Oh, The Sims City.

01:26:39.000 Build your own city.

01:26:40.000 Yeah, that was pretty dope.

01:26:41.000 Oh, God.

01:26:42.000 Keeping it running is hard, though.

01:26:45.000 I'll tell you what, it's very good.

01:26:46.000 I'll tell you what!

01:26:49.000 Here's a lemma, Gavin.

01:26:50.000 I'm a Christian Orthodox Eastern European girl.

01:26:53.000 That's a lot to handle.

01:26:55.000 Probably.

01:26:56.000 You know what?

01:26:56.000 I can just tell great tits.

01:26:59.000 Well, she's probably really good looking if she's Eastern European.

01:27:02.000 Yeah, but I don't like that accent.

01:27:05.000 50?

01:27:06.000 Wait, she's 50?

01:27:07.000 No, that's her price.

01:27:08.000 I don't know how much she paid.

01:27:09.000 Go back, though.

01:27:10.000 I don't like reading it like that.

01:27:12.000 Alina?

01:27:13.000 Alina.

01:27:15.000 Who's a strict conservative?

01:27:17.000 Celibate, but I have a weakness for tattoos.

01:27:20.000 I have a sleeve.

01:27:20.000 My whole back is covered.

01:27:21.000 And somehow, because of that, I can't fit in with the Christian conservative crowd, especially in my country.

01:27:26.000 Hmm.

01:27:28.000 The.

01:27:31.000 Yeah, we're cut off.

01:27:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:33.000 That's why we did.

01:27:36.000 They look at me strange.

01:27:37.000 I can't find a partner, husband, a spiritual ritual.

01:27:39.000 I mean, out of fashion even there, meaning it's...

01:27:42.000 Are tattoos a deal-breaker?

01:27:45.000 For a conservative girl.

01:27:46.000 Well, obviously not here.

01:27:48.000 No.

01:27:49.000 No one cares.

01:27:50.000 Just keep looking for your husband or your partner.

01:27:53.000 Yeah, I don't know how to give Eastern European women dating advice.

01:27:58.000 That's kind of, we've reached the edges of my expertise here.

01:28:02.000 Change your parish.

01:28:04.000 That was a video Guzman, and it happened in Culiacan Sinola.

01:28:11.000 Sinoloa?

01:28:12.000 Sinola, a city in the north of Mexico.

01:28:14.000 El Chapa hasn't been the main cartel player for a while, but Mexico is definitely in the hands of the cartels.

01:28:19.000 It was well known that a president a few years ago used the Mexican army to change the balance of a Po.

01:28:24.000 Power for one cartel he was buddies with and called it the war against the Narco.

01:28:30.000 See, the weird thing with the Narcos is the government sends money to Mexico to say, take care of these narcos.

01:28:39.000 So there's always going to be a financial incentive to fight them.

01:28:43.000 I don't know.

01:28:44.000 I would give up if I were you, Mexico.

01:28:47.000 Like, just give it to El Chapo.

01:28:49.000 He runs the show.

01:28:51.000 If you can break your son out of prison while you're in prison and have an army invade, you're doing pretty good.

01:28:58.000 You're in control, my friend.

01:29:01.000 Fuck, if I could do that.

01:29:02.000 That's the irony, too, is I'm being portrayed, even though I'm not even in the Prowboys anymore.

01:29:07.000 I'm being portrayed as this guy who can control the fucking invisible armies and destroy the world and take over the government.

01:29:15.000 You're the man behind the curtain.

01:29:16.000 Yeah.

01:29:17.000 What am I going to do?

01:29:18.000 Bust Joe Biggs out?

01:29:20.000 Yeah.

01:29:21.000 I wish.

01:29:22.000 Hello, gentlemen.

01:29:23.000 Termed used loosely.

01:29:25.000 Chicken and watermelon Tuesday reminded me of a shooting in Nolan 2018.

01:29:29.000 Said restaurant.

01:29:29.000 Have Rye look it up.

01:29:31.000 Okay.

01:29:34.000 Three dead, seven injured.

01:29:35.000 Clairbourne Avenue shooting Saturday night.

01:29:37.000 Back when.

01:29:38.000 Three people have died and seven more have been injured and shooting reported.

01:29:42.000 According to the New Orleans Police, they were wearing hooded sweatshirts in front of our large...

01:29:47.000 Why is this?

01:29:47.000 He paid $100, so we'll go through it, but this is boring.

01:29:50.000 Two bodies could be seen on the ground Saturday night in front of the chicken and watermelon restaurant.

01:29:55.000 That's the name of the restaurant?

01:29:56.000 Yeah.

01:29:58.000 That's very literal.

01:29:58.000 Scots are big on that.

01:30:00.000 Yeah.

01:30:01.000 The restaurant will be called like heated and licensed food.

01:30:07.000 That sounds appetizing.

01:30:09.000 A store will be called Men's Ties.

01:30:15.000 Trainers and Jumpers.

01:30:17.000 We got a lot of people sending me letters about infidelity, and they're always interesting.

01:30:28.000 Here we go.

01:30:28.000 This is a long one.

01:30:29.000 Should we do a long one?

01:30:30.000 Sure.

01:30:32.000 Because as I brought up on the show the other day, I don't get the physics of being a married man with kids and having an affair.

01:30:40.000 I don't see how it works.

01:30:42.000 And we got some letters saying, well, what you do is you fuck your co-worker, your female co-worker at work.

01:30:48.000 No, never shit when you eat.

01:30:50.000 And you're like, okay, so what, in the office supplies closet?

01:30:54.000 Say you don't, if you get caught fucking a girl in the office supplies closet, you're both fired.

01:31:00.000 So that's bad.

01:31:02.000 And secondly, say you, you obviously don't care much about her.

01:31:06.000 It's just a fuck.

01:31:08.000 Now you're seeing your one night stand, which is a day stand, one day stand, every fucking day.

01:31:15.000 More than your wife.

01:31:16.000 Probably can find out where you live in your phone number.

01:31:19.000 Yeah.

01:31:20.000 And where's this scorn woman?

01:31:22.000 Like, if you don't want to fuck her anymore, and she's like, hi, here's the BNR report.

01:31:26.000 And here's those pencils you ordered.

01:31:28.000 And you're like, here's the BNJ report.

01:31:31.000 Thanks.

01:31:32.000 Thanks, Bridget.

01:31:33.000 Can you go now?

01:31:34.000 That's going to be, she's going to want revenge.

01:31:37.000 Never shit.

01:31:37.000 She's going to say something bad about me.

01:31:39.000 You have to buy her lunch every day?

01:31:41.000 So then you keep fucking her in the broom closet?

01:31:43.000 Well, for how long?

01:31:44.000 Like 10 years?

01:31:46.000 50 years?

01:31:46.000 Like, when does it end?

01:31:48.000 And then another guy was like, well, what you do is you have a friend and he lets you use his apartment.

01:31:54.000 And I'm like, no one is jizzing on my bed.

01:31:59.000 Hey, Maddie, you want to have a gangbang on my bed?

01:32:02.000 Okay, you have to buy a new bed when you leave.

01:32:06.000 And it should look exactly like my old bed with all new sheets and everything.

01:32:11.000 And now my wife's going to wonder why we have a new bed.

01:32:14.000 I wouldn't even want you fucking on the carpet.

01:32:19.000 Hey, Gavin and Rye guys, hesitant to write this because of how personal it is.

01:32:23.000 Whoa, we're getting a call.

01:32:25.000 Oh.

01:32:27.000 Hello, Governor.

01:32:29.000 Hello.

01:32:31.000 Ooh, Mercedes.

01:32:32.000 An incarcerated individual at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.

01:32:37.000 This call is not private.

01:32:38.000 Sounds like Joe Biden's San Bernardino.

01:32:40.000 If you believe this should be a private call, please hang up and follow facility instructions to register this number as a private number.

01:32:47.000 To accept this free call, press 1.

01:32:49.000 To refuse the thank you for using Securis.

01:32:52.000 You may start the conversation now.

01:32:54.000 Hey, Mercedes, you're live on the air.

01:32:57.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:32:58.000 I'm so happy to hear that.

01:33:00.000 Hello, everybody.

01:33:02.000 How are you doing?

01:33:03.000 Dumb question, but you have to say it.

01:33:06.000 I am doing wonderful.

01:33:08.000 I am so happy to be penned up in a communist environment.

01:33:14.000 You know, I was thinking about like Max and John and you and watching these Jan 6 hearings.

01:33:20.000 You must be thinking, okay, good.

01:33:23.000 I'm not the only one.

01:33:24.000 Like, there's lots of political prisoners.

01:33:27.000 Yes, that's true, actually.

01:33:29.000 It's a sign of the times.

01:33:32.000 Like, say you went to jail for marijuana and you were doing 10 years and then you find out marijuana is legal and everyone can deal pot and you're like, what the fuck?

01:33:41.000 Why am I the only one stuck in here?

01:33:43.000 But you're now seeing guys facing 20 years for meandering into the Capitol and you realize that it's just a fucked up system we're living in.

01:33:54.000 Well, that's, you know what, actually, I was going to recommend to your listeners that they read F.A. Hayek's, The Road to Serfdom, because he wrote this book in 1944 as kind of a pamphlet that was,

01:34:12.000 it was kind of a knee-jerk to national socialism in the Nazi vein.

01:34:18.000 But he makes a good point in it that when you deal with a society that is leaning toward any sort of totalitarianism, what happens is the rule of law that is absolute, which is, you know, there are laws and we understand them and we follow them,

01:34:34.000 that goes away.

01:34:35.000 And what happens is you have a society where the laws start to change and they cease to be absolute.

01:34:42.000 And what happens is the laws become subjective.

01:34:47.000 And that's what we're dealing with right now.

01:34:49.000 And this is what happens when you are in a socialist society where you actually have a rule of law that changes based on what happens.

01:35:01.000 So like the state starts to say, well, okay, you know what?

01:35:05.000 Burning down a federal courthouse in Portland, that's fine.

01:35:10.000 We're going to rest.

01:35:10.000 Well, do you remember Merrick Garland?

01:35:12.000 He said, well, that's fine because it happens at night.

01:35:15.000 So you're not trying to stop legal proceedings.

01:35:18.000 If it happened in the day, it would be bad.

01:35:20.000 And then, of course, it happened in the day a million times.

01:35:24.000 Right, right.

01:35:24.000 Well, see, that's because it fits some agenda of a socialist state.

01:35:29.000 And so in a socialist state, now you're dealing with a whole different set of rules that fit some agenda.

01:35:35.000 The agenda being that the state needs to have absolute control over its citizens.

01:35:40.000 So this is why you have to read these books.

01:35:43.000 Now, of course, I don't think Hayek ever imagined that the totalitarian state would look more like the Weimar Republic than it did the Nazi Third Reich.

01:35:55.000 But that's what it looks like here.

01:35:58.000 That's what it has turned into.

01:36:00.000 And the difference is the reason that totalitarianism spread in Europe at that time was the destruction of the middle class.

01:36:10.000 And that's why it didn't spread in America at that time.

01:36:12.000 But what are we looking at now?

01:36:14.000 We're looking at the destruction of the middle class.

01:36:16.000 So what's going to happen here shortly is you're going to end up having some sort of system like that right here.

01:36:23.000 I don't believe that Americans are going to stand down on this for too long.

01:36:26.000 I think we're going to have a swing the other way.

01:36:29.000 This is not going to be a long-term thing, people, I think, but I think right now they're pushing it really far.

01:36:35.000 Yeah, I think you'd have to be a complete fucking retard to see the January 6th hearings as some sort of fair investigation of an insurrection.

01:36:47.000 No, it looks like something the USSR was doing under Stalinism, is what it looks like.

01:36:53.000 Yeah.

01:36:54.000 Yeah, it's absolutely unfair.

01:36:56.000 And I don't think Americans are going to take it, especially once gas hits $10 a gallon.

01:37:01.000 So, you know, good luck with that.

01:37:03.000 I think we're just the first wave of political prisoners that I think eventually it's going to swing really far the other way.

01:37:10.000 And when totalitarianism comes to the United States, it's going to make Hitler look like a fucking boy scout.

01:37:15.000 Never mind.

01:37:17.000 All right, Mercedes, thanks for coming on the show.

01:37:19.000 We like you more than a friend.

01:37:21.000 All right.

01:37:21.000 I love you, and I love all of your listeners.

01:37:24.000 Bye, guys.

01:37:24.000 Bye-bye.

01:37:26.000 Did you just call us bye guys?

01:37:28.000 No, we're not.

01:37:29.000 I'm bye.

01:37:30.000 I'm not.

01:37:31.000 I'm like Jesse Lee Peterson.

01:37:33.000 Well.

01:37:35.000 I still want to do the impression, but I feel like it's a little tense now, right?

01:37:40.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

01:37:42.000 I'm just bummed out to hear that, if that is true.

01:37:45.000 I don't know where this whole controversy is going with him, but if the biggest thing is like he preyed on 30-year-old vulnerable men, well, it was stupid to put all his eggs in the I Hate Gays basket and then be a gay.

01:38:01.000 But I don't care about people's sexuality.

01:38:04.000 Maybe it means he preyed on them like he preyed on gay guys.

01:38:08.000 Sitting on gay guys.

01:38:09.000 Dudes prey like I'm...

01:38:11.000 But I should...

01:38:11.000 A lot of baby monsters hate that we talk to Mercedes because she's accused of pedophilia.

01:38:16.000 I understand that.

01:38:18.000 The narrative is that she was molesting her daughter.

01:38:21.000 She was making pornographic films with her.

01:38:23.000 Obviously the most unthinkable thing in the world.

01:38:27.000 Worse than murder, I would say.

01:38:29.000 But I'd like you to understand that I've known Mercedes for about 10 years now.

01:38:35.000 I've hung out with her a million times.

01:38:37.000 We used to talk on an almost daily basis.

01:38:42.000 Her ex-husband is a psychotic, born-again evangelical Christian who wanted the daughter badly after not really being in her life very much.

01:38:53.000 And I believe he coached the daughter.

01:38:57.000 Part of the police's evidence was that there was cameras around the bed.

01:39:02.000 Yes, all porn stars have cameras around their bed.

01:39:04.000 There was zero evidence of kitty porn.

01:39:06.000 She gave them all her computers, said go nuts.

01:39:08.000 Zero evidence of that.

01:39:13.000 There was meth.

01:39:14.000 Yes, that's bad.

01:39:15.000 Yes, please.

01:39:19.000 Not if you ask Maddie, but I love it.

01:39:21.000 Meth and guns together, which is a no-no.

01:39:25.000 But a lot of people commit that no-no, including this guy.

01:39:33.000 So we're left with a small possibility that the daughter was not coached and Mercedes did molest her.

01:39:41.000 And believe me, that is open in my mind.

01:39:44.000 I'd say there's a 5% chance that that's true.

01:39:48.000 But guilty to proven innocent.

01:39:50.000 This is a good friend of mine.

01:39:52.000 And I don't think it's a coincidence that she was big on Trump, a big MAGA supporter, doing public speakings with Milo.

01:40:00.000 She was big on Gamergate.

01:40:02.000 And around then, they decided that she needs to be persecuted.

01:40:07.000 And where's her trial?

01:40:09.000 Right.

01:40:09.000 How many years has she been in jail?

01:40:11.000 Because if they did have 100% rock-solid proof of physical sexual abuse, I don't even know any of the particulars of it.

01:40:21.000 Child abuse, sexual abuse, I'm not 100% sure.

01:40:25.000 But CPS, all the child protective services, if they had a case, she would have been guilty of it.

01:40:33.000 She would have been convicted.

01:40:34.000 So it was August of 2019.

01:40:37.000 August of 2020, August of 2021, August of 2022.

01:40:41.000 We're looking at three years so far.

01:40:43.000 Yeah.

01:40:43.000 Almost as that's the same as Max and John, by the way.

01:40:47.000 I don't get it.

01:40:48.000 So they were thrown in jail at the same time.

01:40:50.000 I don't know what her lawyers are doing because, I mean, even with COVID and everything, due process is still due process.

01:40:56.000 You can only back the courts up so much.

01:40:58.000 And her husband is going through the same shit.

01:41:00.000 And this isn't really evidence, but I mention it a lot.

01:41:05.000 Melinda Mercedes, despite doing porn, she wasn't a very sexual person, believe it or not.

01:41:13.000 Like, she didn't talk about sex ever.

01:41:16.000 I think she was on the spectrum, is on the spectrum.

01:41:18.000 I think she has autism.

01:41:20.000 So whenever I would talk to her, it was never like, ooh, yeah, I like to get fucked, slutty, yeah.

01:41:26.000 I think she was good at porn because she doesn't have normal emotions.

01:41:30.000 She's a job.

01:41:30.000 She can lie there and act.

01:41:32.000 She worked at a biolab before.

01:41:34.000 She was in chemistry.

01:41:38.000 Whenever I talked to her, 100% of the time, it was about the government and conspiracy theories and birth control and how it affects women's brains and what globalists are doing and the funding George Soros, all that kind of stuff.

01:41:53.000 I know she's a pretty Hispanic-looking woman, but if you could see her soul, it's a white male nerd.

01:42:00.000 Maybe even an Asian guy.

01:42:02.000 Anyway, let's take a call.

01:42:04.000 Okay.

01:42:04.000 We got Jennifer Tendis on the line.

01:42:06.000 It's been a long time.

01:42:07.000 Remember, Jennifer Tennis?

01:42:08.000 What's going on, Jennifer?

01:42:10.000 Hey, guys.

01:42:11.000 How are you?

01:42:11.000 Hey, how's it going?

01:42:12.000 How are you doing?

01:42:14.000 I'm doing good.

01:42:15.000 Can you hear me okay?

01:42:18.000 Hey.

01:42:18.000 Turn it up a bit.

01:42:19.000 I was wondering if one day soon you guys could come in to work dressed as each other.

01:42:27.000 Wait, what?

01:42:28.000 That's pretty funny.

01:42:30.000 Hold on, let me take y'all speaker.

01:42:33.000 Okay.

01:42:33.000 Turn it up, Brian.

01:42:36.000 I was wondering if one day you guys could come to work dressed as each other.

01:42:40.000 That's pretty funny.

01:42:41.000 And maybe Maddie could dress up as Sylvia or something.

01:42:46.000 Where the fuck is Sylvia?

01:42:47.000 I don't know, but I'm going to dress up like a welder and be Gavin.

01:42:52.000 Because I can't be.

01:42:53.000 No.

01:42:55.000 Yeah, okay.

01:42:55.000 We'll dress up as each other next Thursday.

01:42:58.000 Gotcha.

01:42:59.000 That's awesome.

01:43:00.000 I'm going to call back in and rate you, okay?

01:43:02.000 Okay.

01:43:03.000 So I guess I'll have to wear a faggot.

01:43:05.000 Thanks for calling, by the way, a faggot cut-off bullshit.

01:43:10.000 Short shorts.

01:43:11.000 Or his skin-tight ripped jeans.

01:43:14.000 Trendy.

01:43:14.000 Where he's thick and he's like bulging out of his skin-tight women's ripped jeans.

01:43:21.000 Then he'll just have desert boots on with that for some weird.

01:43:24.000 You're going to wear a wig because you have to fuss with your hair.

01:43:26.000 Yeah, I'll tussle my hair.

01:43:28.000 Maybe we could sit in each other's spots.

01:43:30.000 As I cut back to you and you're doing this.

01:43:35.000 Like a devious devil.

01:43:38.000 Oh, we got more calls.

01:43:39.000 We got Mark in the line.

01:43:40.000 You got to remember all these things that we're doing.

01:43:43.000 Go ahead, Mark.

01:43:45.000 Hey, fellas, happy Juneteenth coming up.

01:43:48.000 Happy Juneteenth.

01:43:49.000 Thank God whatever that holiday is about happened.

01:43:54.000 Hey, who knows?

01:43:55.000 Hey, so I talked to a lot of people who are like kind of on the edge of being like fully red-pilled, but they still, when it comes to the whole, like,

01:44:11.000 feeling sympathy for all the like George Floyd and B. L. M. Rice and stuff, like how how do you go about talking to people and try to like say like, you know, that's kind of bullshit because all that like slavery and nonsense like has nothing to do with modern days like black people and this isn't you know and that has nothing to do with why all that crime and stuff is going on.

01:44:38.000 Okay, so the secret to discuss and you're lucky to be able to talk to them because we can't even get near them.

01:44:45.000 They're like spooked squirrels now.

01:44:47.000 We put out the nuts and they don't take them.

01:44:49.000 But with liberals, I would say concede.

01:44:55.000 Allow for some points so they know you're not out to get them.

01:44:58.000 Say like, yes, it is horrible that George Floyd died.

01:45:04.000 And it is sad that Breonna Taylor is dead.

01:45:06.000 But did you see the, like with the Drag Queen Story Arrow, I would say, there's nothing wrong with gays reading to kids.

01:45:14.000 That's fine.

01:45:15.000 And there's nothing wrong with homosexuality.

01:45:17.000 That's true.

01:45:17.000 But did you see the video of Panda Dulce?

01:45:23.000 What the fuck are those?

01:45:24.000 This is fucking nuts.

01:45:25.000 This is a new one by Libs of TikTok.

01:45:28.000 Are those real tits?

01:45:29.000 No.

01:45:30.000 Oh.

01:45:33.000 What are you doing at that?

01:45:34.000 She's like pretending she's surprised the kid is there.

01:45:36.000 She's tipping him.

01:45:37.000 That makes it so much more.

01:45:38.000 With the child in her arm.

01:45:40.000 If you hold the tits, it's fine.

01:45:41.000 And so knowing that there's kids there, you calm it down with the tits and you don't, you know, punch them around and give them one last jiggle.

01:45:48.000 You know, it's just, you know your audience.

01:45:50.000 So and then with Breonna Taylor.

01:45:53.000 So I would say the best way to handle these things is a did you see?

01:45:57.000 Did you see the Panda Dulce video?

01:46:01.000 Or did you see that George Floyd broke into a woman's house, dressed as a con ed dude, and then pushed the gun into her pregnant belly and pistol whipped her and robbed her?

01:46:14.000 Like, doesn't that affect things?

01:46:16.000 Yep.

01:46:18.000 What they come back with is like, well, they've been just like held back for so long, so like I could see why they feel like this is why they need to flash out.

01:46:30.000 They got all this built-up hurtful.

01:46:34.000 Does that excuse school shooters too?

01:46:37.000 Okay, so yeah, you give them that.

01:46:39.000 You go, oh, okay.

01:46:40.000 All right.

01:46:42.000 And then with Breonna Taylor, you're like, she's portrayed as this victim who's just playing Uno and she got shot, but did you see the shots of her holding guns with her boyfriend?

01:46:54.000 And they're like, he's got my six.

01:46:56.000 So even if they say, I can see how you would get to that because you're constantly oppressed in a racist society, at least you've now conceded that Breonna Taylor was not an angel playing cards.

01:47:09.000 George Floyd was not a sweetheart just doing some fentanyl.

01:47:13.000 And fucking the drag queen was not just a random gay who wanted to read stories.

01:47:19.000 And I think that's a lot of headway.

01:47:21.000 That's a lot of progress.

01:47:22.000 That's another thing I would say is be satisfied with incremental progress.

01:47:27.000 And then she goes home that night and she's thinking about George Floyd like pushing his gun into a pregnant woman's stomach and how is racism behind that.

01:47:38.000 Right.

01:47:38.000 And anyone who argues with you saying that, well, slavery and oppression and Jim Crow and systemic racism, tell them this.

01:47:48.000 If you're born after 1970 in America, you got nothing coming.

01:47:52.000 Fuck off.

01:47:53.000 Yeah, I think that's a really good, I've said that a hundred times since Maddie first said it.

01:47:57.000 We're not open to discussing post-1970 racism.

01:48:03.000 But pre-1970 racism, you got a great argument.

01:48:07.000 Jim Crow, slavery, yes, by all means, you're right.

01:48:11.000 Well, it takes a while to recover from that.

01:48:14.000 Not really.

01:48:15.000 My dad grew up with no shoes.

01:48:16.000 He's rich now.

01:48:18.000 It doesn't take a long time to recover.

01:48:20.000 And if it didn't happen to you personally, well, then it takes even less time.

01:48:25.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:48:27.000 They even say...

01:48:28.000 Thanks for calling.

01:48:29.000 They even say, I read an article once that blacks have trouble swimming because of the trauma of slavery.

01:48:36.000 It's in their actual DNA.

01:48:38.000 So when they see water off a boat, they can genetically remember being thrown off the boat.

01:48:44.000 With it.

01:48:44.000 What?

01:48:45.000 Gavin was not a columnist advice.

01:48:47.000 He literally wrote seven or eight articles in every issue under pseudonyms, designed the covers and graphics, came up with photo shoot concepts and laid out and wrote the entire do's and don'ts by himself.

01:48:59.000 I laid out the entire magazine by myself, Robbie.

01:49:01.000 Robbie's the guy I hired as an editor pretty early into the game.

01:49:06.000 The other guys did their part for sure, but there's no vice without Gavin, in my opinion.

01:49:15.000 Robbie would know.

01:49:16.000 And by the way, one of my greatest things I ever wrote was The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy, and it would not have existed without Robbie's help.

01:49:26.000 He helped me rewrite that several times.

01:49:29.000 And we crafted a fucking Mona Lisa together.

01:49:34.000 So I should have co-credited him on that article.

01:49:38.000 Actually, I'll do it now.

01:49:39.000 The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy is by Gavin McInnes and Robbie Dylan.

01:49:47.000 Got it.

01:49:47.000 Derek, come on.

01:49:48.000 Any good pointers?

01:49:51.000 Lawn care regiment going this year, Gav?

01:49:53.000 Got any tips for weed killing and fertilizer?

01:49:55.000 I've got to be totally honest with you, and I'm embarrassed of this.

01:49:58.000 I have got a small lawn in the suburbs, and I'm not into it, and I farmed it out to the Mexicans.

01:50:05.000 They come in every week, and I hear the blowers, and I hear the lawns.

01:50:10.000 Like in my place upstate, I was meticulous.

01:50:13.000 I mowed it myself.

01:50:14.000 I was very careful.

01:50:16.000 I used Scott's lawn seed.

01:50:18.000 I would do Franken lawn where I'd find a patch where I didn't really care about and I'd put it on a new patch.

01:50:23.000 I noticed lighting off fireworks fucks up the soil in a big way.

01:50:29.000 That's a bald patch forever.

01:50:32.000 And if you want that grass to grow again, you can't just like put a patch down.

01:50:36.000 I don't know, it like burns the minerals.

01:50:38.000 You've got to dig down deep and remove like a bucket of soil from where you lit off the fireworks or had a fire and then put new soil down there.

01:50:48.000 But yeah, I'm not a good lawn guy.

01:50:52.000 Ironically, that I have get off my lawn as a title.

01:50:55.000 And we're an arborist.

01:50:57.000 An amazing job with their lawn.

01:50:59.000 Where are fucking high-vis tees?

01:51:01.000 Good question.

01:51:02.000 Brandon, what are you doing?

01:51:04.000 Look at this project.

01:51:05.000 And you used to plant trees, too.

01:51:07.000 Nick's guy from Million Dollar Extreme.

01:51:09.000 This out started 2017, 2020.

01:51:12.000 Got a little bit of grass coming in.

01:51:15.000 Look at that grass.

01:51:17.000 Nice grass.

01:51:18.000 That's not even the final.

01:51:20.000 Those cars are beautiful, too.

01:51:21.000 Built that barn recently.

01:51:23.000 Yeah, that one.

01:51:24.000 Wow, what an awesome dude.

01:51:25.000 Why are you showing gay porn?

01:51:29.000 We have to have a not safe for work moment if we're going to be showing gay porn.

01:51:33.000 Those cars are gay porn.

01:51:35.000 Yeah, those are nice.

01:51:36.000 The barn is gay porn.

01:51:37.000 That lawn is gay porn.

01:51:38.000 The inside of the house is furnished, but just, it's fucking awesome.

01:51:42.000 It's like he does the antique shop, you know, so he's got just really awesome, timeless pieces in there, too.

01:51:47.000 And to start with that is like, what a great job.

01:51:51.000 I've been looking at houses in South Carolina, and one thing I've noticed is their lawns are all look like shit.

01:51:58.000 Because it's a fucking flat pine tree swamp.

01:52:03.000 PTS.

01:52:04.000 Well, actually, South Carolina.

01:52:06.000 South Carolina is a flat pine tree swamp.

01:52:09.000 They're all like, it's all pine and like...

01:52:11.000 No, it's suburbs.

01:52:12.000 There's no pine trees anywhere.

01:52:14.000 I don't think they have, like, up here in New York, everyone has little sprinklers that come on at four in the morning.

01:52:20.000 I don't think anyone has that.

01:52:21.000 I think they just sort of accept that in the summer, you don't have a lawn.

01:52:25.000 No fucking way.

01:52:26.000 I don't care what my bill is.

01:52:27.000 I am watering my lawn all year round.

01:52:30.000 I could live in Reno, Nevada.

01:52:31.000 I'm having a fucking green lawn.

01:52:34.000 Fuck you.

01:52:35.000 Is this, wait, do we already take this call, Derek?

01:52:37.000 I just hate you.

01:52:38.000 Darren?

01:52:39.000 Derek?

01:52:40.000 Go ahead, Derek.

01:52:43.000 Hello?

01:52:44.000 Hello?

01:52:45.000 Hello?

01:52:46.000 Hello?

01:52:47.000 Go ahead.

01:52:48.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:52:49.000 Hey, man.

01:52:50.000 Hey.

01:52:52.000 I was just wondering, I know you haven't done a censored sit-down in a while.

01:52:58.000 Are you buddies with Nick DiPaolo?

01:53:01.000 Nick DiPaolo.

01:53:02.000 Yeah, I know Nick.

01:53:04.000 I guess if he's up in New York, we could do a sit-down.

01:53:09.000 I should totally have him on.

01:53:10.000 I saw some tweet from a dude who just graduated from Harvard.

01:53:13.000 I forget his name.

01:53:14.000 I could probably find it here.

01:53:16.000 And he was talking about how fucking woke it is and what a garbage education he just got.

01:53:23.000 And I was like, I want you to, I'll fly you to New York and do a sit-down.

01:53:28.000 Daniel Schmidt is his name.

01:53:32.000 He's not famous.

01:53:33.000 Nick DiPaulo.

01:53:34.000 I know, I know.

01:53:35.000 He's a comedian.

01:53:37.000 Okay.

01:53:40.000 He's saying, I have different priorities right now.

01:53:43.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:53:44.000 That's fine.

01:53:45.000 You're good.

01:53:45.000 Thanks for calling.

01:53:46.000 Thanks for calling.

01:53:48.000 But yeah, the thing about Nick DePaulo is like, I don't know, it's kind of on a course.

01:53:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:56.000 It'd be great.

01:53:57.000 It'd be great.

01:53:58.000 I love the guy.

01:53:58.000 He's fucking hilarious.

01:54:01.000 But some things are so obvious that you just, you go, like, why?

01:54:06.000 Like Ann Coulter.

01:54:07.000 I should do a sit-down with Ann Coulter.

01:54:10.000 She's a friend of mine.

01:54:11.000 It would be great.

01:54:12.000 I don't know.

01:54:13.000 Apparently, she pooped on Dinesh's mule.

01:54:16.000 Oh, yeah, we'll cover that tomorrow.

01:54:18.000 She's not impressed with 2,000 mules, which confuses me.

01:54:21.000 Maybe she wasn't impressed with his mule because they did date.

01:54:24.000 I just finished my freshman year at an elite university that cost $80,000.

01:54:28.000 Oh, yeah, it was in Harvard.

01:54:30.000 I didn't know college was now $80,000.

01:54:36.000 Million-dollar bill.

01:54:36.000 Uncle Bill, I think he's paying $68,000.

01:54:40.000 I'm not paying.

01:54:42.000 My kids are Indians, so they get it for free, but I would never pay that.

01:54:46.000 My wife's private school, high school, was $40,000 a year per kid.

01:54:50.000 Yeah, that's normal.

01:54:51.000 Is it?

01:54:52.000 Oof.

01:54:52.000 That's awesome.

01:54:53.000 God, you're so stupid.

01:54:54.000 You know so little.

01:54:55.000 That's a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a bad thing.

01:54:55.000 And then you tell us stuff on the show.

01:54:58.000 Did you know a steak at a good steakhouse is $300?

01:55:02.000 So then $80,000 doesn't sound that much then.

01:55:05.000 This is the University of Chicago.

01:55:08.000 It could be good.

01:55:10.000 I see what you're saying.

01:55:11.000 The students at school like this are future politicians, billionaires.

01:55:13.000 Here are five observations I made this year about them that may shock you.

01:55:17.000 Threat.

01:55:18.000 There it is.

01:55:20.000 No, there it not is.

01:55:23.000 20% are LGBT.

01:55:26.000 Okay.

01:55:27.000 That's a lot.

01:55:30.000 Hey, what happened?

01:55:33.000 Why are so many high-performing students LGBT?

01:55:35.000 Because they're lying.

01:55:38.000 Keep going.

01:55:41.000 They're scarily obedient to the most illogical demands.

01:55:44.000 An anecdote.

01:55:45.000 The administration had just ended the mask mandate for students.

01:55:48.000 The next day, one of my professors explained that everyone should still be wearing masks because we're still in a pandemic.

01:55:54.000 Without hesitation, every single student around me who all came into class not wearing a mask automatically put a mask on their face.

01:56:00.000 I don't know why.

01:56:02.000 I may have been a bit drunk, but I was like, I need this guy in the show.

01:56:05.000 That's fascinating.

01:56:06.000 Because these are the future leaders of America.

01:56:08.000 Rainwatched.

01:56:09.000 Cucked.

01:56:10.000 He did a TV once.

01:56:12.000 What?

01:56:13.000 He did a TV.

01:56:14.000 20% of them shouldn't even be there.

01:56:16.000 You know him?

01:56:17.000 No, well, I was searching for him.

01:56:19.000 It came up that he was on Jesse Waters.

01:56:23.000 Scooped him.

01:56:24.000 Oh, Jesse scooped me.

01:56:26.000 But he can't say the N-word on his show.

01:56:29.000 It's like, hey, man, so if you, you know, anything you left on the table, like the N-word, Saint-Faggot, you can just come on our show.

01:56:34.000 He's like, I'm good.

01:56:38.000 It's sort of like cops.

01:56:40.000 Like the new cops who are willing to follow all these rules are pussy nerds with no balls that don't want to like kick ass and take names and be cowboys and like catch the bad guy.

01:56:53.000 They're fucking rule followers.

01:56:55.000 And this is leaking into Ivy League schools where these kids are just fucking pussies.

01:57:03.000 What kind of leaders is that for a country?

01:57:07.000 It reminds me of this cool school I read about once that didn't allow women for the longest time.

01:57:13.000 I think they do now.

01:57:14.000 And you'll be hard-pressed to dig this up, Ryan.

01:57:18.000 But it's in like the middle of the fucking, I don't know, Montana.

01:57:23.000 And it's like 25 guys.

01:57:27.000 And it's a college, it's a university.

01:57:30.000 But a lot of what they do is taking care of horses and working on the farm and camping and building fires from scratch and then also learning.

01:57:42.000 And it sounds like the most fantastic school in the world.

01:57:47.000 And it sounds like it breeds real men, real leaders that could save this country.

01:57:52.000 Like a trade school.

01:57:54.000 Yeah, it's sort of like a, you know what it's like?

01:57:56.000 It's like a Roosevelt school where you just become Roosevelt.

01:58:01.000 You follow his kind of background.

01:58:03.000 Like he was always into, he drove, I'm reading a book right now called River of Doubt where he went down the most dangerous river in the Amazon with his son.

01:58:11.000 People died.

01:58:12.000 There was fucking monsters everywhere.

01:58:14.000 And you know he wrote about Bigfoot?

01:58:16.000 Did he?

01:58:17.000 Yeah.

01:58:17.000 Did he believe in Bigfoot?

01:58:18.000 He said he had a Bigfoot Titan.

01:58:21.000 True story.

01:58:22.000 But he saw Bigfoot, they saw a bear walking on his hind legs.

01:58:27.000 I think he was like the Sierra Nevadas.

01:58:29.000 Yeah, no, he said speak softly and carry a Bigfoot.

01:58:32.000 Anyway, so we I couldn't find that college.

01:58:35.000 Okay.

01:58:36.000 But yeah, he was a great dude.

01:58:38.000 But like I said, there's like 4,000 universities and colleges in the United States of America.

01:58:45.000 That's like 3,000 too many.

01:58:49.000 Nobody does trades anymore.

01:58:51.000 No, and that would be the best thing they could possibly do.

01:58:54.000 You know why America's manufacturing isn't here?

01:58:57.000 Because nobody does it.

01:58:58.000 Yeah.

01:59:00.000 Jared's on the line.

01:59:01.000 We have about 15 calls.

01:59:04.000 Oh, here we go.

01:59:05.000 I'm so much smarter than you.

01:59:06.000 It's amazing.

01:59:07.000 Okay.

01:59:07.000 Elite Cowboy College finally let women in, but don't say it's changing.

01:59:12.000 For decades, Deep Springs College in California resisted the push to go co-ed.

01:59:18.000 But even though women are now allowed to attend, it still holds on to the past.

01:59:22.000 Oh, so the fucking wocus are not happy with ruining this awesome experience?

01:59:29.000 That would be a university I want my kids to go to.

01:59:33.000 But there's so few left.

01:59:35.000 Education is over.

01:59:37.000 Cowboy college.

01:59:38.000 That's not the college that I would want my daughter to go to.

01:59:41.000 There's like three chicks there.

01:59:43.000 Just all guys.

01:59:47.000 They're probably nice gentlemen.

01:59:48.000 Oh, wait, the show's over.

01:59:49.000 You have another call?

01:59:50.000 You have backed up live chats?

01:59:52.000 There's plenty of calls.

01:59:53.000 There's about just four chats, three.

01:59:56.000 Okay, so let's take some calls.

01:59:58.000 We don't have to read them if they're not.

01:59:59.000 We can jump.

02:00:01.000 What's up, Jared?

02:00:04.000 Hey, guys.

02:00:05.000 This is Jarek Matthew, and you're awesome, and I like you all a lot.

02:00:10.000 And I want to put Ryan in a very difficult situation by outing him as a flat earther.

02:00:17.000 He's real cagey about it, but Ryan is definitely a flat earther.

02:00:22.000 Not exactly.

02:00:23.000 And you shouldn't let him escape from that.

02:00:26.000 Why?

02:00:27.000 Like, why make fun of someone that's that stupid?

02:00:30.000 You know, there's a guy in my gym who was working out with a specific trainer, and he was doing, like, I don't know, these fucking things with 20-pound weights.

02:00:40.000 And he said to the trainer, I should warn you I have a mosquito bite.

02:00:45.000 And the trainer goes, what?

02:00:46.000 And he goes, it's going to flare up.

02:00:48.000 You can already see it flaring up.

02:00:50.000 And so the trainer ran out to the gym and he says to the owner of the gym, he's like, Brian, get in here.

02:00:55.000 And so he runs in and he goes, what?

02:00:57.000 What's going on?

02:00:58.000 This guy just told me, I should warn you I have a mosquito bite.

02:01:01.000 This guy, by the way, Danny, he works at Rikers in the loony bin, like wrestling the fucking maniac.

02:01:08.000 Maybe it's contagious.

02:01:09.000 Like in a pop or something?

02:01:11.000 That's what I said.

02:01:12.000 I was like, what?

02:01:12.000 You think pus is going to shoot out and kill everyone?

02:01:15.000 Or maybe eggs hatch?

02:01:16.000 So then Ryan announces to the whole gym, he's like, Danny thinks that his mosquito bite is going to pop and hurt people.

02:01:24.000 It's contagious.

02:01:28.000 But yeah, what was your original point?

02:01:29.000 I forgot.

02:01:30.000 About me being a flat earth.

02:01:31.000 Oh, yeah, so like making fun of Danny for that mosquito bite thing would be like me making fun of Ryan for the flat earth thing.

02:01:38.000 I entertain some things.

02:01:39.000 Thinking on a worm.

02:01:40.000 I don't care if you make fun of him or not.

02:01:41.000 I just want him to own it.

02:01:43.000 No, I'm.

02:01:45.000 Sounds fantastic.

02:01:46.000 I'm not sold on basically any information that I can't, that I don't have enough proof for.

02:01:51.000 And I don't trust everything to this point.

02:01:53.000 Like, for instance, you don't have enough proof that the Earth is spherical.

02:01:57.000 Correct.

02:01:59.000 How do you feel about the moon?

02:02:01.000 I haven't thought about the moon myself.

02:02:04.000 I tell you that you get less heat for being a Holocaust denier online than you get for being a flat earther online.

02:02:11.000 I get why he keeps it secret.

02:02:13.000 What are you saying?

02:02:14.000 It should be part of the current.

02:02:14.000 What do you get for being both?

02:02:17.000 So, Ryan, when you look up and you see a round sun and a round moon, don't you think the odds are pretty high that you're on a round earth?

02:02:25.000 I don't go by odds, Gav.

02:02:26.000 I mean, it's the odds of us existing.

02:02:29.000 At one point, he said he was just going to stick to what was in the Bible.

02:02:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:02:33.000 I mean, but they say the firmament is the earth.

02:02:35.000 Is it flat in the Bible?

02:02:37.000 Yeah, they mentioned a lot of...

02:02:38.000 There's a lot of flat earth things in the Bible, yeah.

02:02:41.000 And by the way, I have a theory.

02:02:46.000 And this is actually good.

02:02:47.000 I just came up with this, sir.

02:02:49.000 One second.

02:02:49.000 I just thought of this.

02:02:51.000 Tell me this isn't a fire-ass theory.

02:02:53.000 Okay.

02:02:55.000 All of these cows dying, things going on fire, burning, this is all going to be forgotten about soon.

02:03:02.000 It's already kind of slipping under the radar.

02:03:04.000 It's going towards global warming and the global warming lockdowns in the future.

02:03:09.000 They're going to be like, look at all the deaths and look at all the burned down fucking farms.

02:03:13.000 And it has to do with global warming.

02:03:15.000 Does it really?

02:03:16.000 Because it wasn't that hot out and cows died.

02:03:19.000 Yeah, that's a good theory.

02:03:21.000 That's going to global theory, Detective Shitty.

02:03:23.000 Thank you.

02:03:24.000 Thank you very much.

02:03:24.000 Do you hear how he obfuscates?

02:03:26.000 He's like, I've got to get away from this Flat Earth thing because I don't want to own it.

02:03:31.000 I know, but Flat Earths are like gays.

02:03:34.000 you can't fix them.

02:03:35.000 So you just go, all right, go suck some coffee.

02:03:40.000 All right, let's wrap it up.

02:03:42.000 Thanks for calling.

02:03:44.000 We'll see you tomorrow.

02:03:45.000 We have a lot of fun stuff that we can't get into nuance on this show.

02:03:49.000 There's too much distractions, but we got a lot of stuff, including Patty Gonia.

02:03:56.000 Yes, I did see that about the J6 being the hearings being grounds for dismissal.

02:04:06.000 This was the chick that wrote in, right?

02:04:11.000 Just house cleaning.

02:04:12.000 Okay.

02:04:13.000 And then there's an Elon Musk thing about Project Veritas leaked in Elon Musk call.

02:04:17.000 How do you feel about that?

02:04:19.000 What was the Elon Musk call?

02:04:20.000 Let's see.

02:04:23.000 Did he vote a few minutes?

02:04:24.000 Elon Musk calls that Twitter employee caught in Project Veritas thing.

02:04:27.000 Okay.

02:04:28.000 This one, here we go.

02:04:29.000 Four hours ago.

02:04:30.000 Full call.

02:04:32.000 Did they do Elon Dirty?

02:04:34.000 Maybe perhaps.

02:04:34.000 Does he have something to live?

02:04:35.000 Brian, I just said we can't do nuance on these live shows, and you bring up a four-minute call.

02:04:40.000 So this will be a teaser, but this is the teaser for tomorrow.

02:04:45.000 Thanks.

02:04:45.000 Great work, Detective Shitty.

02:04:47.000 All right.

02:04:48.000 The earth is flat.

02:04:49.000 We all know it.

02:04:50.000 Let's stop kidding ourselves.

02:04:52.000 Dinosaurs never existed.

02:04:54.000 There was lots of giants wandering around.

02:04:58.000 The earth is 3,000 years old.

02:05:00.000 Don't be an idiot.

02:05:01.000 It's all obvious.

02:05:02.000 It's all in the Bible.

02:05:04.000 Get fired.

02:05:05.000 Get in trouble.

02:05:05.000 Be brave.

02:05:07.000 Never.

02:05:07.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 17, 2022

GOML LIVE #153 - PURE SMURFS

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