Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 17, 2022


GOML LIVE #153 - PURE SMURFS (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes and Matty O'Dell are joined by special guest DJ Snake to talk about his trip to Algiers, his love of the city, and the fact that Matty is a big Hell's Angel fan. They also talk about Matty's upcoming trip to Jamaica and how he's going to make money in the Jamaican rain, and why he doesn't like it when it rains in New York. Also, Gavin talks about his new music video for a song he's working on and how much he's getting paid for it, and what he's doing to get ready for it. And Matty tells a story about how he almost got fired from his job in Turkey because he opened a Hell s Angel chapter about his wife's vagina. And, of course, there's a special guest who's going on a vacay to Jamaica, and it's a good one. Get Off My Lawn is a podcast about music, art, and everything in between. Produced and Edited by Gavin McInnis Music by MattyOdell DJ Snake Producer: Matthew O'Donnell Editor: Alex Blumberg Mixer: Patrick McKamey Social Media: SoundCloud: . Subscribe to the podcast and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts Subscribe on Podchaser or wherever else you re listening to this podcast? Leave Us a review and tell us what you think of the podcast! if you like it and/or are looking for more like this podcast, leave us your thoughts on it on Apple Music: or any other podcast related to music, streaming services or social media tips, tips, recommendations, or just a podcasting advice, etc. etc., etc. Thank you for listening to us are we listening to our podcasting or a good time on the pod? we re listening and sharing it on your podcasting experience, and we re sharing it in a review or reviewing it on social media or something like that s a good thing, we re on Instapay or something else on Insta etc. Thanks for listening and reviewing it? , etc. :) Thank you so much for your feedback is much appreciated, good vibes and support us on this podcast is appreciated, please leave us out there's an ad or a review? love you're listening and a review is appreciated!

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes! 1.00
00:00:47.000 What a shitty culture. 1.00
00:01:17.000 Algiers. 1.00
00:01:19.000 That's DJ Snake, who is the guy behind Turn Down For What!
00:01:26.000 He's Parisian.
00:01:28.000 And Parisians are really into, especially the North, are really into Muslims and Algiers and all their Muslim refugees. 0.64
00:01:36.000 And so they get really patriotic about it.
00:01:38.000 And it becomes their whole identity.
00:01:39.000 They're not French. 0.82
00:01:40.000 Because patriotism in France, much like England and much like here in America, is fascist.
00:01:48.000 You don't want to be a nationalist, so it's frowned upon.
00:01:53.000 So if you're, say, Algerian, and you live in Paris, and even if you're born there, you're the Algerian guy. 0.62
00:02:00.000 So DJ Snake goes back to his hometown, and he makes that video, and there must be a lot of people that are like, yes, I am from Paris, but I'm really Algerian, that's how I identify.
00:02:13.000 And then they, so they go to Algiers, and they're like,
00:02:17.000 This is awesome!
00:02:19.000 I love this place.
00:02:21.000 Look at this video. 1.00
00:02:22.000 Look at this shit culture. 1.00
00:02:24.000 All cultures are not equal. 1.00
00:02:27.000 This is them showing the best Algeria's got to offer.
00:02:30.000 Yeah! 0.92
00:02:32.000 We shoot guns at the ground.
00:02:33.000 We hang out on rocks.
00:02:37.000 We drive our BMWs on two wheels.
00:02:39.000 We dress like the Bible. 0.99
00:02:41.000 The women all look like scary fat men. 1.00
00:02:43.000 The men all dance together. 1.00
00:02:46.000 Turn it up.
00:02:49.000 Highways are a big part of our day-to-day life.
00:02:51.000 That's our hangout.
00:02:52.000 Highways.
00:02:54.000 Invented by Hitler, by the way. 0.93
00:02:56.000 Matty O'Dell is here in the studio.
00:02:58.000 He's a big Algerian. 0.80
00:02:59.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:00.000 Very big on... That was my first dialect of Arabic.
00:03:04.000 You opened the first Hell's Angel chapter in Turkey, I believe.
00:03:08.000 Well, no, not me personally.
00:03:10.000 There is one in Turkey.
00:03:11.000 Oh, okay.
00:03:13.000 No, I did not open them.
00:03:15.000 Matty doesn't do well with Hell's Angel jokes because there's lots of taboos there. 1.00
00:03:22.000 There's an understanding.
00:03:26.000 Yes.
00:03:28.000 Matty did not.
00:03:28.000 That was my joke.
00:03:29.000 I take the blame for that.
00:03:32.000 But you can see that there's this other dude, Manudigital.
00:03:38.000 I was gonna choose him for the intro song and he goes down to Jamaica and makes jams.
00:03:43.000 He gives some like classic dancehall guy a million, not a million bucks, probably a thousand bucks and says, here, just do your weird Jamaican dancehall stuff with me and I'll record it.
00:03:56.000 It's great little jams.
00:04:00.000 Which one is this?
00:04:03.000 Barrington Levy or something?
00:04:06.000 Who's the guy?
00:04:09.000 Daddy Junior Cat Famous Face and Daddy Lizard.
00:04:13.000 Junior Cat Famous Face and, of course, the infamous Daddy Lizard.
00:04:18.000 You know, Diplo does this too.
00:04:25.000 They'll go to Jamaica with a hockey bag full of cash and just record some beats, have these guys go nuts, and then it's their song.
00:04:33.000 Is that ripping them off?
00:04:35.000 No, it's capitalism.
00:04:36.000 They don't have to say yes.
00:04:39.000 Everyone's got a price.
00:04:41.000 Yeah.
00:04:41.000 Especially in a turd-billed country.
00:04:43.000 Yeah, turd-billed countries aren't great on sending down the assets and the dividends and the commissions of various things.
00:04:51.000 Like, that dude who's on the Tricky album, who was just talking, Max Inquay I think it is?
00:04:59.000 Tricky went back to Jamaica to say, your song became a hit, can I give you some money? 0.99
00:05:02.000 Couldn't find the fucking guy. 1.00
00:05:03.000 It's a shantytown, Jamaica. 1.00
00:05:07.000 Spanish food, Kingston, Jamaica.
00:05:10.000 Trench town.
00:05:11.000 I think I'm going there soon for a little vacay.
00:05:13.000 Really?
00:05:14.000 Nice! 0.94
00:05:14.000 Jamaica! 0.94
00:05:15.000 Yeah, I'm gonna go in August.
00:05:17.000 I like it in August.
00:05:19.000 Because it's got that weird rainy season that you get down there.
00:05:22.000 Where it rains at noon for like an hour.
00:05:25.000 Yeah.
00:05:26.000 Breaks up the day.
00:05:27.000 Probably use a little bit of camera work while you're down there too, right?
00:05:29.000 Videography.
00:05:30.000 Camera work? 0.99
00:05:31.000 Are you saying my wife has extraneous labia? 1.00
00:05:34.000 No, no camera work. 0.94
00:05:36.000 Oh camera work.
00:05:37.000 Sorry about that. 0.99
00:05:38.000 I'm very sensitive about her vagina. 1.00
00:05:39.000 I just felt really fired right there for some reason. 1.00
00:05:41.000 Yeah, she has no labia at all. 1.00
00:05:43.000 A videographer to, you know, capture some of the moments or whatever.
00:05:46.000 Edit to... iPhones are amazing now, but iPhones are just shocking.
00:05:51.000 You can't be in the video that you're doing.
00:05:53.000 You're gonna, what are you gonna do?
00:05:54.000 Selfie of yourself?
00:05:55.000 Yeah, it's not a holiday if I'm filming all the time.
00:05:57.000 Exactly.
00:05:58.000 No, you can't be filming.
00:05:59.000 I would do it.
00:06:01.000 Remember I went last time and I was just drinking buds on the beach?
00:06:04.000 Yes.
00:06:05.000 And my buddy goes, who lives there, goes, what are you doing?
00:06:08.000 Are you an aristocrat?
00:06:09.000 And I go, no, I'm drinking cheap beer.
00:06:12.000 He goes, those are about 12 bucks each down here.
00:06:16.000 Scottish man heart attack.
00:06:18.000 Oof. 1.00
00:06:19.000 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:06:20.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:21.000 I ran to the guy running the whole thing, the house we rented, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on with this? 0.98
00:06:27.000 He goes, oh, Mr. Gammon, relax, man. 0.98
00:06:29.000 I get you all the Budweiser's you need.
00:06:30.000 There's a specialty store above the Rolex building where they bring in imported fruits and vegetables from all manner of tings.
00:06:39.000 We got all kinds of Hennessy and your rare American beer.
00:06:44.000 I'm like, no!
00:06:45.000 Oh, wow!
00:06:48.000 The whole beauty of the taste is how cheap it is.
00:06:51.000 You can taste the cheapness.
00:06:53.000 That's part of the flavor.
00:06:55.000 If Bud was, it's like my dad, we were in Costa Rica, and I took him to this place called Amor de Mer in Montezuma, and he's digging into this Diablo steak that has these hot pepper corns on it. 0.93
00:07:06.000 He's like, that's just fucking delicious.
00:07:09.000 I go, you know that steak you're eating is 150 bucks? 0.99
00:07:11.000 And he goes.
00:07:12.000 Spit it out.
00:07:15.000 Almost like the Scottish pies.
00:07:17.000 What, we pay eight bucks a piece?
00:07:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:07:20.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:07:21.000 No paying eight dollars a pie? 1.00
00:07:23.000 I had my last two today, actually.
00:07:25.000 Uh-oh.
00:07:26.000 I gotta go to Amazon and order four more sets of those things. 0.98
00:07:31.000 Well, my wife sent me some store in Manhattan that has all British stuff, and I could have sworn I saw some motherfucking meat pies. 0.97
00:07:43.000 That's in the Lower East Side, right? 0.97
00:07:46.000 Is it?
00:07:46.000 Yeah, I stopped in there.
00:07:47.000 I got you those, uh, what are those chips that they have there?
00:07:50.000 Parkers or something?
00:07:51.000 Well, you go out to Corny, New Jersey and get them too.
00:07:53.000 I think you mean crisps.
00:07:55.000 Yeah, the crisps.
00:07:56.000 Yeah, chips or french fries, buddy.
00:07:58.000 What's the name of that brand that does, uh, it looks like Lay's.
00:08:02.000 It's the same Lay's logo.
00:08:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:05.000 I got you some roasted chicken, the shrimp ones, and then marmite. 0.83
00:08:10.000 But yeah, speaking of fucking expensive, you buy that kind of stuff here and it's like seven bucks for a little packet of crisps that are 50p in Britain. 0.96
00:08:21.000 And you're just like, meh. 0.98
00:08:22.000 That'll be 50p.
00:08:23.000 This kind of ruined it.
00:08:24.000 That would be pence.
00:08:26.000 Uh-oh.
00:08:27.000 I'm not finding it here.
00:08:28.000 I'm sorry, folks.
00:08:28.000 This is not good.
00:08:30.000 We have a new format.
00:08:32.000 We did it at 8 last time because we, um... Jan 6 thing, right?
00:08:36.000 We're doing the Jan 6 thing. 0.99
00:08:38.000 And, uh... Fuck, I can't find it. 0.99
00:08:43.000 Um... I liked it. 0.99
00:08:46.000 I liked that we had a life after work.
00:08:49.000 So now, GML Live is 8 to 10.
00:08:52.000 Yeah, because last Thursday, I didn't get home until about 10 to 4.
00:08:57.000 Okay, well that's a little bit of Matty's own shenanigans.
00:09:02.000 It was out being a gallivant in the streets, as my mother would say.
00:09:07.000 Gallivanting out in the streets.
00:09:08.000 We're out gallivanting the streets, huh? 1.00
00:09:11.000 Um, but yeah, speaking of Jan 6, I keep hearing all these people call me and go, oh man, you guys, your boys are fucked. 0.99
00:09:17.000 And I go, oh no, really? 0.99
00:09:18.000 Yeah, they really did do it.
00:09:19.000 What do you mean they really did do it?
00:09:21.000 There was a plan.
00:09:22.000 A whole laid out map blueprint.
00:09:24.000 It's proof of sedition. 1.00
00:09:25.000 And I go, holy fuck. 1.00
00:09:28.000 I can't tell you how many times in the past since Trump how many times I've been told like Matty's gay and he fucked a dead baby in the ass and you go what holy shit and then you look it up and it's like well not Matty O'Dell and you're like why'd you say it like that? 1.00
00:09:46.000 So, they have a whole plan. 1.00
00:09:47.000 You go, holy shit, they have a plan? 0.99
00:09:49.000 Yeah, it's called the 1776 Report. 0.98
00:09:52.000 And so I look it up, I see the PDF, and it's like, go into a building and do this, a Capitol building, and then take it over, and then hold this person hostage, and then take over the country, and have these demands.
00:10:01.000 You demand free elections.
00:10:03.000 I'm like, that's pretty bad. 1.00
00:10:06.000 Shit! 1.00
00:10:07.000 Maybe I was wrong about these guys. 1.00
00:10:09.000 Then you look a little further and it's like, some chick gave it to Enrique Tarrio, this plan, a long time ago and no one knows, there's no proof it was written by a proud boy.
00:10:20.000 Meanwhile, it's like in the highest court in the land, this thing has scathing evidence. 0.96
00:10:26.000 Every fucking rumor goes to the top of the pile. 0.99
00:10:29.000 Or then, what was the other one today where they go, ooh, they plan to kill Mike Pence? 1.00
00:10:33.000 And I go, shit, that's pretty bad. 1.00
00:10:37.000 Maybe I'm wrong about these guys. 1.00
00:10:39.000 Killing Mike Pence is a no-no.
00:10:40.000 Well, I could tell you if they were doing that, they wouldn't have written it down.
00:10:45.000 Yeah. 0.94
00:10:46.000 Let's kill Kamala Harris on Thursday at 3 p.m. 1.00
00:10:49.000 Joking. 0.98
00:10:49.000 You can't make threats like that. 0.98
00:10:51.000 Just joking.
00:10:52.000 That's a joke.
00:10:53.000 The Secret Service will be here.
00:10:55.000 And it turns out that the killing Mike Pence thing was an FBI informant, who's not a proud boy, who was asked, do you think they'd kill Mike Pence?
00:11:04.000 And he goes, they absolutely would.
00:11:07.000 That's the evidence.
00:11:08.000 That was his opinion.
00:11:09.000 Yeah, that's the proof that they were there to kill Mike Pence.
00:11:13.000 Someone told me the other day, I'm in trouble.
00:11:22.000 You?
00:11:22.000 Yeah.
00:11:23.000 They go, it's gonna come up in court.
00:11:24.000 You said, if Hillary wins the election, there will be violence. 1.00
00:11:30.000 And I'm like, yeah, that was a pretty good prediction.
00:11:32.000 I stand by that, actually.
00:11:34.000 But they're changing it.
00:11:35.000 Now it's not a prediction, it's a call to arms.
00:11:38.000 Like, you better not elect Hillary or me and my personal army. 1.00
00:11:41.000 Like, these guys live in a fucking Smurf cartoon. 0.99
00:11:44.000 First all the snowflakes melted, screamed and cried that night. 1.00
00:11:47.000 Yeah.
00:11:48.000 And then what happened in Portland in, uh...
00:11:51.000 All the riots.
00:11:52.000 Yeah.
00:11:53.000 For 150 days where they burned everything down and chopped jazz.
00:11:56.000 So what if I said if Derek Chauvin is found innocent there will be violence?
00:12:01.000 That's a fact.
00:12:02.000 Yeah.
00:12:02.000 Now we don't know what would have happened if Hillary won but odds are pretty high it would have been real bad.
00:12:08.000 For the country, because people would have been real mad, and that's what happened on January 6th.
00:12:12.000 People were real mad. 1.00
00:12:14.000 Wait, Gavin, you used to condemn it, and you used to say, fuck those guys. 1.00
00:12:17.000 No, like, on January 7th, I went, oh, for fuck's sake, I said don't go. 1.00
00:12:22.000 Fuck you for going. 1.00
00:12:24.000 After 17 months of solitary confinement, and it's looking like another six months or so, two years of solitary confinement for a mistake, for something rude, is not justice in America. 1.00
00:12:42.000 Oh shit, we've got the guys who were at the thing. 1.00
00:12:47.000 So, I know we've gone over this a bit, but the media narrative was Proud Boys hate fags, and the Bay Area Proud Boys went down to this Drag Queen Story Hour and said, we're gonna fucking kill you faggots. 1.00
00:13:03.000 Again, the narrative is pure smurfs. 1.00
00:13:05.000 Yeah.
00:13:06.000 That's the name of tonight's episode, Pure Smurfs. 0.63
00:13:09.000 I don't think that exact language was used.
00:13:11.000 I heard tranny. 0.53
00:13:12.000 Yeah, which is fine. 0.99
00:13:13.000 And pedophile, which is, that's rude. 0.87
00:13:16.000 Unless of course the drag queen in question had said, 1.00
00:13:21.000 All the kids who look up to me can suck my dick. 1.00
00:13:24.000 Now, I know there's context there. 1.00
00:13:26.000 Natalie Portman, SNL, blah blah. 1.00
00:13:28.000 You made your calling card include the words, all the kids looking up to me to suck my dick. 1.00
00:13:33.000 And that's fine. 1.00
00:13:35.000 That's you being edgy and a crazy drag queen. 1.00
00:13:37.000 Okay. 0.96
00:13:38.000 You realize though, you're now off the books as far as reading to kids go.
00:13:42.000 Gigi Allen can't read to kids. 1.00
00:13:44.000 Sid Vicious can't read to kids. 0.99
00:13:46.000 We don't want fucking, uh, 0.99
00:13:48.000 Blackie Lawless from Wasp singing to kids. 0.99
00:13:52.000 This is not a gay thing.
00:13:54.000 It's someone has already established themselves on the outskirts of society.
00:13:58.000 We don't want to invite them back in to kindergarten.
00:14:02.000 Yeah.
00:14:03.000 So, uh,
00:14:05.000 He made that very clear.
00:14:07.000 Those guys went there and then the police say, yeah, it's these extremists from out of town who come in here to attack us.
00:14:12.000 We're in the Bay Area.
00:14:13.000 No, dude, I've got the guys right here on Skype.
00:14:17.000 And they live literally a block away.
00:14:21.000 And they saw this video.
00:14:22.000 We've already gone over this, but just for the sake of the freeloaders, let's just show it for a second.
00:14:27.000 This is Panda Dulce. 1.00
00:14:31.000 Shut the fuck up and suck my dick. 1.00
00:14:32.000 All the kids that come to suck my dick, I'll sit right down on your face and take a shit, which they graphically show. 1.00
00:14:36.000 Then he also includes Cardi B in his calling card. 1.00
00:14:39.000 If I had a dick, you'd probably lick it like a lollipop. 1.00
00:14:41.000 He nutted on my butt. 1.00
00:14:43.000 I said, I'm glad that you came. 1.00
00:14:44.000 If that nigga had a twin, I would let him on a train. 1.00
00:14:47.000 Now that song is all about constipation and anal sex. 1.00
00:14:50.000 So we assume the song, if it's up, if it's up, if it's up and it's stuck is about getting fucked in the butt so hard that you're constipated. 1.00
00:14:57.000 Okay. 1.00
00:14:58.000 You can have the raunchiest fucking porn raps you want. 1.00
00:15:01.000 I don't want anyone censored, but if you make that your business card, your business can include reading to kids. 1.00
00:15:08.000 Am I old fashioned?
00:15:09.000 Am I a square?
00:15:10.000 Show any part of that video, right? 1.00
00:15:13.000 Isn't there like a centipede or something that has made out of asses getting dicks? 1.00
00:15:18.000 Yes, there's a shot where it's dick and butt and dick and butt and dick and butt like eight dudes fucking each other. 1.00
00:15:25.000 Which I don't think God had planned for when he invented the dick and the butt. 1.00
00:15:33.000 There we go. 0.99
00:15:43.000 Lots of weird satanic stuff too.
00:15:46.000 Can you talk to those guys?
00:15:48.000 Let's see.
00:15:49.000 They gave us a wave earlier.
00:15:51.000 The boys from the city.
00:15:53.000 Pulling up.
00:16:05.000 His name is Christian Mostalco.
00:16:09.000 He lives at 32 Crescent Way.
00:16:12.000 Oh my god.
00:16:13.000 I don't think he wants people to know that.
00:16:14.000 His PIN number on his bank card is 1864.
00:16:19.000 That's also not good.
00:16:21.000 I'm helping you identify him.
00:16:23.000 Right, but these are things that are usually meant for people to have private.
00:16:28.000 Um, anyway.
00:16:30.000 Should I turn on my road?
00:16:30.000 It's too late.
00:16:31.000 Should I turn on my road?
00:16:32.000 I got a new one for you and Maddie. 1.00
00:16:37.000 We wanna fuck you Easy! 1.00
00:16:39.000 I wanna fuck you too! 1.00
00:16:40.000 Easy E. Like, I don't want Easy E reading to kids. 1.00
00:16:43.000 I don't want me reading to kids.
00:16:46.000 Yeah, I don't want me either.
00:16:48.000 Me and Maddie O'Dell, we shouldn't be reading to kids.
00:16:52.000 On paper, I'm ten times worse than that guy.
00:16:57.000 Don't have Matty Odell read to kids.
00:16:59.000 No.
00:16:59.000 He's a bad man.
00:17:01.000 Unless it was like, intervention.
00:17:04.000 Like, don't do what I did.
00:17:05.000 Well, maybe that's what a lot of these Drag Queen Story Hours are. 1.00
00:17:08.000 They're a new version of Scared Straight.
00:17:10.000 You're so freaky and depraved, you're scaring kids into being straight.
00:17:15.000 Is that what they're going for? 0.97
00:17:17.000 We got the guys.
00:17:17.000 We got the guys?
00:17:20.000 What's up, lads?
00:17:22.000 Hi Gavin, how you doing?
00:17:24.000 What's going on?
00:17:24.000 Good, good.
00:17:24.000 So I was just reading a lot of press about this Drag Queen Story Hour, and from what I understand, you guys flew in from a racist part of California, like Orange County, and you went there to a place you've never been before, the Bay-ah-ree-ah, Bay-ah-ree-ah?
00:17:41.000 And you started screaming at homosexuals because you hate, even though you, yeah, you just hate gays. 0.95
00:17:47.000 Is that how it went? 0.99
00:17:49.000 Not at all.
00:17:50.000 Oh, for certain.
00:17:51.000 I mean, I mean, I couldn't have described it more perfectly.
00:17:54.000 The media gets it right every time, sir.
00:17:56.000 They said that you were not from there and you're like, you're from two blocks away.
00:18:01.000 Yes, I am.
00:18:04.000 Uh, yeah, I heard of the event.
00:18:07.000 Um, you know, I'll give credit to both lips of TikTok and Matt Walsh.
00:18:10.000 I was listening to his podcast and he starts listing the events.
00:18:13.000 He says, you know,
00:18:15.000 Alameda County Library Drag Queen Story Hour.
00:18:26.000 This is going on and then immediately the chat goes to, well, no, we got to respond.
00:18:30.000 We have to, no, this isn't right.
00:18:32.000 We need to stand up for these kids.
00:18:33.000 This, this is unacceptable.
00:18:35.000 And we're all from the Bay area.
00:18:37.000 Yeah. 0.94
00:18:37.000 If you're from the Bay area, you're familiar with homosexuals. 0.94
00:18:43.000 If you live in Africa, you're familiar with blacks. 0.97
00:18:46.000 You're not outraged by Negroes in the Congo. 0.97
00:18:50.000 If you live there, you're familiar with homosexuals in San Francisco. 0.99
00:18:54.000 In fact, 1.00
00:18:55.000 It can't be that easy to get pussy there. 1.00
00:19:00.000 What do you think? 1.00
00:19:00.000 I mean, the ratio of available women to straight men is a lot better out here. 1.00
00:19:05.000 Oh yeah, what am I talking about?
00:19:06.000 Yeah, the opposite should be true.
00:19:07.000 I got laid in San- Yeah, I've been laid in- I got laid in San Francisco.
00:19:10.000 In the city.
00:19:11.000 One time we got- we were staying in San Francisco. 0.99
00:19:13.000 This chick didn't want us to stay there anymore because the guy I was with had fucked her over. 1.00
00:19:17.000 So I went out on my own. 0.94
00:19:19.000 This was like 1990.
00:19:20.000 I had blue hair. 0.99
00:19:22.000 I found some chick with an abnormally large ass, a white girl. 1.00
00:19:26.000 Picked her up. 1.00
00:19:26.000 We had a place to stay. 1.00
00:19:28.000 Bingo. 0.99
00:19:30.000 And then I fucked this other chick who was in a band. 1.00
00:19:33.000 What the fuck were they called? 1.00
00:19:35.000 Ah, shit. 1.00
00:19:36.000 Anyway. 1.00
00:19:36.000 Yeah, it's a great place to get pussy. 1.00
00:19:38.000 I don't know why I said that. 1.00
00:19:39.000 I got confused.
00:19:40.000 So anyway, you guys go there.
00:19:43.000 And the thing that annoys me about any coverage, including Andy Ngo tweeting it today, no one mentions the video.
00:19:52.000 Well, yeah, I mean, you can clearly see from the video, I mean, right away when we walked in, I know a lot of the media says we stormed in, we walked just as the parents walked and just as the staff walked right in.
00:20:04.000 We reserved tickets to get in.
00:20:05.000 Reserved tickets to get in.
00:20:07.000 Immediately they jumped on a few of us who were, I wore a mask because right now Alameda County has an indoor mask law.
00:20:12.000 I was like, okay, I'll wear it, no problem.
00:20:15.000 Some of us weren't and immediately jumped on, sirs, you need to wear a mask, even though their guest speaker
00:20:20.000 Not wearing a mask, you can clearly see right from the video, not wearing one.
00:20:24.000 So if they want to be a little bit hypocritical right off the bat, immediately Cowboy is like, yeah, no, thank you.
00:20:29.000 I'm medically exempt.
00:20:30.000 They kind of like, we're like, oh, oh, I don't know what to say.
00:20:34.000 And they're like, hey, why?
00:20:35.000 Why are you holding this event?
00:20:36.000 Why are you putting a pedophile now? 0.83
00:20:39.000 He said pedophile.
00:20:40.000 Granted, we have no direct evidence that he's actually at any sort of sexual activity with a child.
00:20:45.000 However, from his media posts,
00:20:47.000 He clearly is all in support of it.
00:20:50.000 He literally, you know, we can talk about, you know, the artistic value of, well, they stole from SNL.
00:20:56.000 Yeah, but he put in a lot, he kept the lyrics and put a lot of satanic images, simulated drug use, hopefully simulated defecation on a guy's face. 0.99
00:21:05.000 Added like 10 kids to the kids can suck my dick thing. 1.00
00:21:10.000 Yes. 0.99
00:21:11.000 I was talking to another Bay Area Proud Boy and he's like yeah yeah Natalie Portman doesn't use that video to represent herself.
00:21:22.000 That was two minutes of her life that has gone forever.
00:21:25.000 This guy is using it to define his brand and then he touches it.
00:21:30.000 What? 1.00
00:21:33.000 There's actually a Cardi B song, that wet ass pussy song. 1.00
00:21:36.000 Right, right. 1.00
00:21:37.000 Up, actually it was Up.
00:21:39.000 And he sticks Up, he mixes them right together. 1.00
00:21:41.000 And Up is about getting butt fucked until you can't shit. 1.00
00:21:44.000 So, that's fine for adults. 1.00
00:21:47.000 Go ahead and have your SNL raunchiest rap song ever, and your Cardi B butt sex songs. 0.98
00:21:54.000 But you're now exempt from reading to kids. 0.98
00:21:56.000 And I loved in the video, 0.99
00:21:59.000 I wish you'd emphasize the video more in the yelling part but at the end you show the woman the video and she sees that guy right that's from right over there say all the kids that look up to me can suck my dick and then her comeback was amazing she goes yeah but that's not happening here. 0.96
00:22:14.000 The thing is that they agreed with us while we were there what the media and their videos don't show is that when we were talking to them they were they started to break down a little bit and go 0.95
00:22:25.000 Oh, yeah, this isn't really great.
00:22:26.000 You're right.
00:22:27.000 We didn't see this stuff before.
00:22:29.000 So they actually started to get on our side.
00:22:30.000 And then, of course, the sheriff show up and we talked to them and the sheriffs were on our side as well.
00:22:34.000 They said, yeah, this shouldn't be happening.
00:22:36.000 We get it.
00:22:36.000 We have kids.
00:22:37.000 We're on your side.
00:22:38.000 We support you.
00:22:39.000 But you have to be out on the sidewalk.
00:22:41.000 Yeah, I saw that video.
00:22:44.000 When I talked to one of the staff members, you know, just like you said, that's not happening here.
00:22:47.000 And I had a quick discussion with you and with her.
00:22:51.000 And that was the entire point of what we were there for.
00:22:53.000 It's like, look, I understand.
00:22:55.000 Right now, today, you're just reading a simple children's story, singing some songs, coloring.
00:23:00.000 I get that.
00:23:01.000 But what you're actually doing is supplanting the seed.
00:23:04.000 This person is trying to create a relationship of trust between children.
00:23:09.000 Why?
00:23:09.000 Why does a man dress as a hyper-sexualized character, not character, but yeah, yeah, caricature of a woman
00:23:17.000 You know, a guy with clown makeup, a mini skirt, silk stockings, and high heels.
00:23:22.000 Why does that person need to, one, read children's stories to children, and two, develop a trusting relationship with children?
00:23:29.000 There is zero reason for this.
00:23:31.000 Yeah.
00:23:31.000 Other than, sorry, zero good reason for this.
00:23:34.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.92
00:23:35.000 There are plenty of bad reasons, and you know, I'd love to go into those three reasons, I think, but this is ridiculous.
00:23:41.000 This is unacceptable, and we need to stand up.
00:23:44.000 Look, I understand people may not like our tactics.
00:23:47.000 Fine.
00:23:48.000 But what the hell are you doing? 0.94
00:23:49.000 You cannot just sit on your couch. 0.94
00:23:52.000 Yeah, you can't sit on your couch just on Facebook.
00:23:56.000 Yeah, get involved. 0.96
00:23:57.000 Don't just sit on Facebook, bitch about it for five minutes and then turn on Ted Lasso. 0.81
00:24:01.000 You have to step up.
00:24:02.000 If you want this stuff to be fun, get involved.
00:24:05.000 This is not a call to violence.
00:24:07.000 This is a call to action.
00:24:08.000 Talk to your city leaders.
00:24:10.000 Talk to your school leaders.
00:24:11.000 Go to the meetings. 1.00
00:24:12.000 Get off your ass and do something. 1.00
00:24:14.000 Get in these people's face with the facts. 1.00
00:24:16.000 Tell them this is wrong. 1.00
00:24:17.000 You are sexually indoctrinating your children because these people want to have sex with them. 1.00
00:24:22.000 They want to inject them with the hormones and cut off their genitalia. 1.00
00:24:25.000 And the overall goal, of course, is to redraw the moral compass to a point where it's no longer, you know, we all have our own thing of what we want to do. 0.98
00:24:34.000 They're trying to sell us.
00:24:35.000 Right now, their power is they can sell us some ideas and we have to buy it.
00:24:39.000 What they want to do is convert that power into, now we just tell you what the moral compass is and that's how you're going to live.
00:24:46.000 And they're doing it to our generation right now.
00:24:49.000 And if we don't do something now,
00:24:51.000 Forget it.
00:24:52.000 You are going to be the enemy in 10 years and they're just going to control every aspect of your life, tell you you're a bigot because you don't want a naked another man or woman, if you're of that persuasion or whatever, in your home or just anything.
00:25:06.000 Any sort of little thing that you no longer agree with, you're now a bigot and that's unacceptable.
00:25:11.000 We cannot allow that to happen.
00:25:12.000 That's been going on for a while now.
00:25:13.000 Now, I talked to Joe Biggs in prison and he said that...
00:25:20.000 I talked to Joe Biggs in prison and he said that there was a dude there who was clearly gay and clearly childless who was just attending.
00:25:28.000 And you're like, no matter how good your intentions are, how naive you are, you're still creating an environment that's going to invite predators.
00:25:39.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:25:41.000 No one can state a reason, a good reason.
00:25:45.000 I've heard the only reason is we have to accept tolerance.
00:25:50.000 I get tolerance, but first of all, a preschooler in a kindergarten couldn't define what the word tolerance is.
00:25:56.000 They have no idea what it is.
00:25:57.000 Because kids love everyone.
00:25:58.000 They can be very trusting.
00:26:01.000 Future gay kids are not getting bullied.
00:26:04.000 Why don't they bring their kids to a movie? 0.99
00:26:06.000 Why is this what they need to bring their children to? 0.99
00:26:09.000 Or why can't just a librarian read a story? 0.88
00:26:12.000 Why does it have to be
00:26:13.000 This person who has clearly said that they are quite alright with pedophilia.
00:26:17.000 They're pushing the boundaries.
00:26:23.000 Was the Alameda County Library just a venue that they were hosting this?
00:26:29.000 Or did they sponsor it and put it on?
00:26:31.000 Like, who vetted that guy and had them?
00:26:35.000 Who vetted that guy and said, yeah, this is going to be good, we're going to have him?
00:26:39.000 So, yeah, all events that happen at Alameda County Library are created by the staff and then usually hosted by the staff.
00:26:47.000 But what a staff member can do is invite a speaker to do whatever the event is to host the event.
00:26:55.000 Well, you're being painted by the media as the worst man alive, but the truth will set you free.
00:26:59.000 And the truth is, this was not a good choice for a story reader to kids.
00:27:04.000 So everybody should write a letter to the Alameda County Library and demand to know who hired that guy.
00:27:10.000 Yeah, that's another good thing.
00:27:11.000 Like the left has been so victorious by constantly questioning people and saying who did this and calling the library and getting involved.
00:27:18.000 And it works.
00:27:20.000 It works.
00:27:20.000 And the video works.
00:27:23.000 It's important.
00:27:23.000 Anyway, guys, thanks for coming on the show.
00:27:25.000 Great job.
00:27:25.000 Good to see you.
00:27:27.000 Thank you very much.
00:27:28.000 Take care, guys.
00:27:28.000 Thanks.
00:27:31.000 My brother called me.
00:27:31.000 I have to make sure that my parents aren't dead.
00:27:33.000 Okay.
00:27:34.000 Why?
00:27:36.000 Uh, my brother called me.
00:27:37.000 I need to make sure my parents aren't dead.
00:27:39.000 Okay.
00:27:39.000 Because if they are, we're getting a pool.
00:27:41.000 You might be able to get a second antique classic car.
00:27:47.000 Hey, bro.
00:27:47.000 Hey, man.
00:27:48.000 I'm recording the show live here.
00:27:49.000 Why'd you call me?
00:27:50.000 Are mom and dad dead?
00:27:51.000 Yep.
00:27:53.000 Yeah, I thought I'd just call with the good news.
00:27:57.000 So, what are you gonna buy?
00:27:59.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:28:04.000 I mean, we're saving a lot of money on the Bureau because I was thinking just a couple of contractor bags.
00:28:09.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:13.000 We gotta call the local council and find out what day is Human Body Day.
00:28:17.000 I think it's Thursdays.
00:28:21.000 Well, I found a company called 1-800-GOT-JUNK.
00:28:29.000 I think I might get like a real roadster motorcycle. 0.98
00:28:32.000 You know those ones that have like air conditioning and a radio and fucking heated seats and all that shit where you feel like you're in a car? 0.94
00:28:39.000 I've never even ridden one of those. 0.99
00:28:41.000 Rolling couch.
00:28:42.000 I'm thinking we should do something in Dad's honor like donate it to an animal shelter.
00:28:48.000 Yeah.
00:28:49.000 Well, I want to do something in Dad's honor. 1.00
00:28:51.000 I'm going to get so drunk that I insult my sons, call them useless pieces of shit, and then pass out and piss the chair I'm sitting in. 0.99
00:29:01.000 And then in Mom's honor, I'm going to start 17 different stories at the same time and forget what I was talking about. 1.00
00:29:10.000 Do you know at our uncle's funeral, dad started off the speech with a bit?
00:29:15.000 He used it to test his comedy routine.
00:29:22.000 He started off with a joke he's told five million times.
00:29:28.000 It's the, uh, a Greek and a Scotsman are in a bar and the Greek man says, we invented sex.
00:29:36.000 And the Scotsman says, I, true, but we introduced it to women. 0.78
00:29:43.000 That's a pretty good joke.
00:29:46.000 Yeah, it's a great joke.
00:29:47.000 I'm not sure it's a good joke.
00:29:49.000 But wait a minute. 0.95
00:29:50.000 Uncle Strachan was gay. 0.92
00:29:54.000 Oh yeah, that's true! 0.97
00:29:55.000 That's not a great... Your gay uncle dies and your dad starts making fag jokes at the fucking funeral. 1.00
00:30:03.000 What a way to start the eulogy. 1.00
00:30:04.000 I bet that never even crossed his mind.
00:30:07.000 Exactly.
00:30:07.000 Yeah.
00:30:09.000 I'm gonna, you know what, I'm gonna bring that up to him the next time I see him and you know what he's gonna do?
00:30:12.000 He's gonna go... Alright, so it's not an emergency.
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00:30:51.000 I don't like the word fans.
00:30:52.000 I don't like the concept fans.
00:30:54.000 I think we're all the same in many ways.
00:30:57.000 So, Lady Gaga calls her fans little monsters.
00:31:02.000 And I always thought that was hilarious. 1.00
00:31:04.000 So when I found out that Matty in prison was known as a baby monster, because he is short of stature and somewhat round, but also a fucking nightmare who will kill you and your entire family. 0.99
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00:31:19.000 And I thought, what a great thing to name our not fans.
00:31:24.000 That is all through my AKAs, through all my federal criminal histories and all that.
00:31:29.000 AKAs, monster, AKA baby monster, AKA monster comma baby.
00:31:34.000 Dude, that means it's somewhere, I almost said the RCMP, somewhere FBI agents were like, so we've been talking about baby monster and we have the following weapons charges.
00:31:47.000 I wonder if there was a judge and a lawyer seriously saying the word baby monster.
00:31:51.000 Probably.
00:31:52.000 Well, the agents I would have believed. 0.99
00:31:54.000 Maybe when my parents are dead, they can be ghosts and they can go research that kind of shit, because I think you can time travel as a ghost. 0.99
00:32:00.000 Hmm. 1.00
00:32:02.000 Looking forward to that.
00:32:03.000 See who's shot JFK?
00:32:05.000 Unequivocally, beyond a shadow of a doubt. 0.99
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00:34:02.000 All right.
00:34:03.000 So you know how Thursdays go.
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00:34:14.000 On this show, we go through the mailbag.
00:34:18.000 It's about the viewers.
00:34:19.000 It's about the baby monsters.
00:34:21.000 We go through the mailbag and we take calls.
00:34:26.000 But we also have Super Chats up in the corner.
00:34:30.000 100% of the money from the Super Chats goes to Max Hare and Jon Kinsman.
00:34:38.000 Spoke to Max Hare's dad today, Rocky.
00:34:41.000 Max is sad.
00:34:44.000 He's got nine months left.
00:34:46.000 They both have nine months left.
00:34:47.000 They are serving a four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with Antifa, which is verboten because Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
00:34:57.000 And I don't know, he missed his sister's graduation from high school.
00:35:02.000 John Kinsman's daughter is turning three today.
00:35:05.000 He has seen none of her birthdays.
00:35:07.000 She is a black child, but John is serving four years because he's part of a racist organization.
00:35:15.000 I guess he's not racist to black people when they represent his wife and kids.
00:35:20.000 I'm not sure how it works with the left. 0.98
00:35:22.000 They call her a bed wench. 1.00
00:35:24.000 Yeah, that's it. 1.00
00:35:24.000 They go, lots of slave owners would fuck their slaves. 1.00
00:35:28.000 And I'm like, okay. 1.00
00:35:30.000 Why don't you just say that to Zenoa? 0.87
00:35:33.000 Call her a bed wench to her face, please. 1.00
00:35:36.000 Let's see how well that works out for you. 1.00
00:35:38.000 She's a dumb, useless slave that is getting taken advantage of by a plantation owner. 1.00
00:35:44.000 Well, she's right there. 1.00
00:35:45.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:35:46.000 And when John's out, say it in front of him, because he's a, he's a racist. 0.95
00:35:49.000 He'll probably just laugh along right with you. 1.00
00:35:51.000 Actually, if you ever see John and Zenoa together with their kids, why don't you go up to John and go, hey, you're a fucking racist and she's your bed wench slave. 1.00
00:36:00.000 You don't want to do that to seven foot tall John Kinsman. 1.00
00:36:03.000 And then for the diehard racist, he'd be a race traitor. 0.96
00:36:07.000 Right, right. 0.96
00:36:09.000 Why is he letting the group?
00:36:11.000 This joke has gone on too far.
00:36:12.000 He's got it all scrambled up.
00:36:13.000 That's so weird.
00:36:15.000 If I'm ever, like, when I go to court with these guys, there was talk today about 60 Minutes interviewing me and Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordin and they'll be in prison.
00:36:26.000 I just want to say to these people, what's your world?
00:36:31.000 Like, the whole thing about Hillary, where I commanded violence. 1.00
00:36:35.000 So, we're in the movie The Warriors, and I'm that guy who says, CAN YOU DIG IT?
00:36:41.000 And I just go, Hillary has won! 0.98
00:36:44.000 I commandeth!
00:36:46.000 My armies! 1.00
00:36:48.000 Like, it's fucking cornball science fiction. 1.00
00:36:52.000 And believe me, if I could command armies, 1.00
00:36:56.000 I'd be doing all kinds of funny pranks and crazy shit. 0.99
00:37:01.000 I can't comment. 0.98
00:37:02.000 No one can!
00:37:02.000 El Chapo can.
00:37:05.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:37:06.000 And you, by the way, the feds, while describing us as El Chapo, never talk about El Chapo.
00:37:13.000 Like his son was just arrested by accident. 0.98
00:37:16.000 I think his son like fucking sold some coke or jaywalked or like farted on a Thursday. 1.00
00:37:20.000 And they're like, all right, let's throw him in jail, whoever the fuck this is. 1.00
00:37:24.000 The cartels go, no, I don't think you know what you've done. 0.99
00:37:29.000 They start destroying Mexico City.
00:37:34.000 And killing cops and burning cop cars and soon after he's released.
00:37:39.000 Pull this up. 0.94
00:37:40.000 Yeah.
00:37:40.000 El Chapo's son arrested.
00:37:41.000 They sent like an army to where he was.
00:37:43.000 El Chapo runs Mexico.
00:37:46.000 Not Mexico. 0.98
00:37:47.000 Mexico is not in charge of Mexico.
00:37:49.000 If you don't think so, try arresting El Chapo's son.
00:37:51.000 And he's in Florida.
00:37:52.000 It does not work out for you.
00:37:53.000 I'm pretty sure he's in Florence.
00:37:55.000 Supermax.
00:37:55.000 ADX.
00:37:58.000 Uh, that was the same with the Hells Angels in Quebec, right? 1.00
00:38:00.000 When they would arrest them, they'd burn the fucking... They would pull over the... They would cut this prison bus off and execute the guards. 0.99
00:38:11.000 And what happened? 0.97
00:38:12.000 He was free to go. 0.99
00:38:13.000 It's also true of Muslims in Luton and these Muslim-dominated British cities, where they arrest a Muslim, the Muslims storm the fucking police station, there's not enough staff to handle it, so they just let the guy go. 1.00
00:38:27.000 And then they slowly learned not to, uh, not to arrest Muslims in Luton and Birmingham. 0.98
00:38:35.000 You can take over a country.
00:38:36.000 I'm not saying that we want to do that, I'm just saying that
00:38:42.000 The 28-year-old was found inside a house during a routine patrol by the National Guard.
00:39:01.000 But others in the house fought back, and reinforcements carried out other destructive acts, including setting vehicles and a gas station on fire.
00:39:10.000 The fighting went on for hours, terrorizing the community.
00:39:15.000 So my point is, this is how we are portrayed.
00:39:20.000 That's Joe Biggs right there.
00:39:22.000 Or Ethan Nordin. 1.00
00:39:23.000 And it's fucking ridiculous. 0.99
00:39:25.000 And at the same time, while I'm seeing this, and they're talking about these horrible villains that cowboys are, I'm like, what about your actual villains? 0.99
00:39:34.000 What have you done about them?
00:39:36.000 Nothing.
00:39:37.000 Crime, murder, all time high. 1.00
00:39:40.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:39:41.000 Yeah, and it's mostly due to the blacks. 1.00
00:39:45.000 The blacks? 1.00
00:39:46.000 Yeah, like the Jews, you know, tell the blacks what to do. 1.00
00:39:49.000 Oh, I didn't introduce myself. 0.96
00:39:51.000 I'm Duke Davidson.
00:39:53.000 Oh, you're David Duke and Pete Davidson combined.
00:39:57.000 Yep.
00:39:58.000 Okay.
00:39:59.000 You know what's funny?
00:40:00.000 I find that less annoying than Pete Davidson.
00:40:03.000 At least he's got some good points.
00:40:05.000 Yeah.
00:40:07.000 Smart one.
00:40:08.000 But yeah, my dad, he was in the Holocaust. 1.00
00:40:11.000 Why are your eyes a rainbow asshole? 0.99
00:40:14.000 Well, that's, you know, I have the eyes of my dad, David Duke, and then the mouth of my mom. 1.00
00:40:19.000 But David Duke wore 17 different shades of eye shade?
00:40:25.000 I guess.
00:40:26.000 I got colorful eyes.
00:40:27.000 It looks like a weird tropical peacock.
00:40:29.000 Looks like he got beat up.
00:40:30.000 When Ariana Grande and me used to talk, she used to look into these eyes and I used to tell her statistics about crime and it would just be great.
00:40:38.000 Did Kim sit on your face?
00:40:40.000 Maybe.
00:40:41.000 What weird exotic animal made your eyes? 0.99
00:40:44.000 I got pink eye from just diving deep into that tush. 1.00
00:40:50.000 And then I burned the cross. 0.90
00:40:51.000 Okay, so let's start the show.
00:40:54.000 We can absolutely start the show.
00:40:58.000 And by the way guys, in order to do a super chat, you know how to do it.
00:41:01.000 No, explain to them.
00:41:04.000 This is how you do it.
00:41:04.000 You go to the site, right?
00:41:06.000 You go to the live show, it'll be live, and then right underneath the player... Wait, what'd you just click on?
00:41:12.000 You just clicked on our live show in Orlando on June 25th, where I don't think we're gonna break 300 tickets.
00:41:20.000 Oh, I think we're gonna break wind, we're gonna break 300 tickets, we're gonna break it all.
00:41:23.000 I thought you'd try to break 400.
00:41:25.000 I wanna, but I don't think we will.
00:41:27.000 I think we will, and here's the... So you already sold 300.
00:41:29.000 We sold 300, yeah.
00:41:32.000 So sensor.tv slash Rolando, but yeah to send those super chats in you're gonna want to go to the live banner It's on the top of the site on the desktop version There's other way you didn't show us the live banner.
00:41:44.000 It's right on here on the top It'll be red.
00:41:46.000 Oh there. 1.00
00:41:46.000 We go and then underneath the show right here that at everything you do like Can you even take a shit without fucking it up? 1.00
00:41:52.000 I can't take it does it come out of your penis does not come out of my penis 1.00
00:41:56.000 It comes out of regular holes. 1.00
00:41:58.000 Okay.
00:41:59.000 And then click this little guy right here, and then you'll be able to do that.
00:42:02.000 You could also join our super chat.
00:42:03.000 We have a chat that goes.
00:42:04.000 You could chat live with this.
00:42:06.000 My other name is Ryan's Peen. 1.00
00:42:09.000 Hate that fucking Elon background so much. 0.99
00:42:11.000 I bet Ryan made it. 1.00
00:42:11.000 I did not make it, but... I like it. 1.00
00:42:16.000 Okay.
00:42:17.000 By the way, Juicy Gossip coming out.
00:42:20.000 Apparently,
00:42:22.000 Church Militant is releasing a documentary tonight. 0.92
00:42:26.000 They've already released it that claims that our own Jesse Lee Peterson is a raging homosexual who grooms the men in his life. 1.00
00:42:35.000 He takes advantage of damaged men and jerks them off, sucks them off, fucks them in the butt. 1.00
00:42:43.000 What the? 1.00
00:42:45.000 I don't want to believe that at all.
00:42:47.000 Damaged.
00:42:47.000 I don't really care.
00:42:49.000 I would care if they were young and they were damaged and it was like some 14 year old, 15 year old. 1.00
00:42:57.000 Then I'd go, you need to die. 0.90
00:42:59.000 But adult men, I don't know. 0.99
00:43:02.000 I don't know if this is the controversy. 0.95
00:43:03.000 Maybe they're just gay. 1.00
00:43:04.000 They've been spending weeks putting this together. 0.99
00:43:07.000 Go check Church Militant.
00:43:09.000 Is it trending?
00:43:10.000 Let's see.
00:43:11.000 I'm on their page right now.
00:43:13.000 That's how...
00:43:16.000 Now it's relevant that Jesse Lee Peterson is so anti-gay and talks about the problems with homosexuality but the kid hasn't made it to their YouTube yet.
00:43:25.000 Okay, let's see.
00:43:28.000 That's the problem.
00:43:29.000 Here's a tip, guys. 1.00
00:43:31.000 If you suck dicks, don't talk about how evil homosexuality is. 1.00
00:43:36.000 Focus on other subjects. 1.00
00:43:38.000 You don't want that to become your Achilles heel.
00:43:40.000 You'll notice I never disparage alcoholism.
00:43:43.000 That is true.
00:43:44.000 Or Budweiser.
00:43:45.000 I'm not down on it.
00:43:47.000 Maybe it's like those homeless kids in California. 1.00
00:43:49.000 It's gay for pay. 1.00
00:43:50.000 20 bucks is 20 bucks. 0.97
00:43:53.000 Well, I saw the documentary they did on it tonight.
00:43:56.000 And, uh, in two cases, they're talking about Jesse undoing their pants and they're like, and I got hard.
00:44:03.000 I mean, obviously I'm going to get hard.
00:44:05.000 And I'm like, that's amazing.
00:44:08.000 I don't know.
00:44:09.000 Both of you guys could undo my pants.
00:44:11.000 And, um, well, usually if you're attracted to someone and you want to sleep with them, I've taken many women's pants off. 1.00
00:44:19.000 If you're into guys, you're going to take guys pants off.
00:44:19.000 Yeah.
00:44:22.000 And, but if a guy were to take my pants off, I would not be getting a boner. 0.98
00:44:28.000 So this was just as of March, they interviewed him.
00:44:31.000 I'm sorry, February, but they released it.
00:44:32.000 No, tonight's supposed to be the big night.
00:44:34.000 Yeah.
00:44:35.000 Maybe it was tomorrow night.
00:44:36.000 Did I just spill the beans?
00:44:37.000 They were on good.
00:44:39.000 Well, they, they have a problem with him because of some weird semantics with Jesus, where he thinks Jesus came back from the dead spiritually.
00:44:39.000 Yeah.
00:44:49.000 Um, on a third day.
00:44:51.000 On the third day, but not physically.
00:44:53.000 Right.
00:44:54.000 No, but the Catholic religion says that he literally walked out.
00:44:59.000 Hello, you can touch me.
00:45:01.000 Right, right.
00:45:01.000 I'm here.
00:45:02.000 And Jesse's version is a little more metaphorical. 0.99
00:45:05.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.95
00:45:06.000 That I've actually never really heard before. 0.98
00:45:08.000 I thought it was spiritually.
00:45:08.000 I know the details.
00:45:10.000 I thought it was always physically.
00:45:11.000 Because when they moved the stone, his body was gone.
00:45:15.000 Yeah, yeah, the stone had been moved.
00:45:19.000 Catholics also believe that when you're in the presence of the Eucharist, that's the body of Christ physically, actually.
00:45:24.000 The host, yes.
00:45:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:26.000 And so that I've heard being contended, but never the resurrection.
00:45:29.000 But you said, Matty, that you thought it was just the spiritual, not physical body?
00:45:34.000 He suffered to die, was buried, and on the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures.
00:45:38.000 So he was put into like a little
00:45:40.000 Cave, and they put this big giant stone in it.
00:45:43.000 Right.
00:45:43.000 They went back three days later and his body was gone.
00:45:46.000 But then there was also the moment where he had them put their fingers in his wounds.
00:45:50.000 And then it says, you know, filming those scriptures and now he's seated at the right hand of the Father.
00:45:54.000 Boring!
00:45:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:56.000 Okay, um, let's do the thanks for calling thing-a-ma-doodle.
00:46:00.000 Okay.
00:46:00.000 I guess we're gonna do a whole free hour.
00:46:02.000 Start the show. 0.93
00:46:14.000 Uh, and now that we've started the show, you have to, um, go over and fucking, uh... Thank them for calling? 0.89
00:46:25.000 Yeah, thank them for calling.
00:46:26.000 That's a slight problem with the show. 1.00
00:46:29.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00
00:46:33.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things? 1.00
00:46:37.000 You have one thing.
00:46:38.000 Thank you for calling.
00:46:39.000 It was great hearing from you.
00:46:42.000 Alright, next call.
00:46:44.000 So true.
00:46:45.000 We're going to take girls. 1.00
00:46:48.000 Uh, this is a fun one.
00:46:49.000 I love when demands involve me doing less work.
00:46:53.000 A lot of demands involve me doing more work.
00:46:55.000 Like a guy today that helps with the site.
00:46:58.000 He goes, you know, that, um, what is a woman doc is doing really well for daily wire. 0.72
00:47:03.000 You should do docs too.
00:47:06.000 Okay.
00:47:07.000 Yeah.
00:47:08.000 Why don't I work full-time doing two or three hour shows a day and then also do a documentary?
00:47:15.000 But anyway, this is the opposite of that.
00:47:18.000 It says, we will be heard and it is a demand from the baby monsters.
00:47:24.000 A call to arms, not a prediction.
00:47:27.000 And it says, Tonight's show belongs to us, the Baby Monsters.
00:47:33.000 We are many, we are legion.
00:47:35.000 When you are lying in your piss-soaked bed at night, do you ever wonder what happened to Tinkerbell? 1.00
00:47:43.000 Holy shit, these guys killed Sylvia's dog. 1.00
00:47:45.000 What? 1.00
00:47:47.000 She boxed.
00:47:48.000 What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu 0.94
00:48:07.000 These guys are out of control and we don't negotiate with terrorists.
00:48:10.000 Sorry guys.
00:48:11.000 Yes we do.
00:48:12.000 We officially negotiate with terrorists and your wish is granted.
00:48:17.000 But that's not a negotiation.
00:48:18.000 Usually the negotiation goes back.
00:48:19.000 It's a very difficult situation.
00:48:23.000 How about Monday?
00:48:25.000 Monday.
00:48:26.000 Sure.
00:48:26.000 You win.
00:48:28.000 It could be about whatever this Ryan guy wants it to be about?
00:48:33.000 Well, yeah.
00:48:35.000 Sort of.
00:48:35.000 I mean, just do a good show.
00:48:37.000 People tune into this show to hear the various takes on the daily news.
00:48:41.000 You can't just sit there and talk about how much you love Sheena Easton.
00:48:44.000 I don't know who that is.
00:48:45.000 Like you did when you had Ryan's mailbag.
00:48:47.000 I don't know who Sheena Easton is. 1.00
00:48:47.000 You don't know who Sheena Easton is? 1.00
00:48:49.000 No.
00:48:49.000 What's her tune?
00:48:49.000 Only the hottest pop singer that came out of Scotland.
00:48:53.000 Oh, okay.
00:48:53.000 I do know.
00:48:54.000 Sugarwalls.
00:48:54.000 9 to 5.
00:48:57.000 Okay.
00:48:57.000 I was thinking more, actually, of the drummer.
00:48:59.000 That's Sheila E. Sheila E. Yeah.
00:49:02.000 He likes Sheila E.
00:49:03.000 Actually, I've heard of Sheely.
00:49:04.000 She does slap. 0.99
00:49:06.000 Anyway, we have some calls on the line.
00:49:10.000 Hey Ryan, Steve773.
00:49:11.000 Hey Gav.
00:49:15.000 Hey man.
00:49:18.000 Matty, Ryan, how's it going?
00:49:19.000 What's going on?
00:49:21.000 Sup?
00:49:21.000 Hey Gav, thanks for calling me back.
00:49:24.000 Appreciate that.
00:49:26.000 Oh, you're the guy who has a lot of opinions about stuff?
00:49:31.000 Yeah, all right.
00:49:32.000 Would you rather... Would you rather talk about your LARPing Catholicism, red-pilling your kids, or Father's Day? 0.68
00:49:41.000 We've got Father's Day coming up.
00:49:42.000 I can't hear him very well.
00:49:44.000 He fell off there.
00:49:45.000 You're not hearing me.
00:49:47.000 How about this?
00:49:48.000 Yes?
00:49:49.000 So, you've given us some options on what to discuss.
00:49:52.000 My LARPing Catholicism... What were the other options?
00:49:56.000 Red-pilling your children. 0.57
00:49:58.000 And something else.
00:50:01.000 And Father's Day.
00:50:03.000 Okay, I choose Father's Day.
00:50:06.000 Alright, so I got my dad coming in.
00:50:10.000 And we're going to go to Mass this Sunday.
00:50:13.000 And so I am, I've just enlisted in the Knights of Columbus.
00:50:21.000 He's a knight.
00:50:23.000 His father was a knight.
00:50:25.000 And this is going to be
00:50:28.000 You know, a big celebration.
00:50:29.000 I took it upon myself.
00:50:31.000 He didn't put anything in front of me that, you know, this could be a path for me to follow.
00:50:37.000 Of course, listening to you for the last couple of years now, right?
00:50:42.000 You know, you bring that up often enough.
00:50:46.000 And there's something within that mission of the Knights where, you know, it's the men, it's the fathers.
00:50:53.000 And in my case, it's the sons, right?
00:50:56.000 My grandfather and my father.
00:50:57.000 Here I am.
00:50:58.000 Here we go.
00:51:02.000 Where do you take your Knights of Columbus membership?
00:51:07.000 You take it farther, you take it further.
00:51:09.000 Where do you go with it?
00:51:10.000 What do you mean?
00:51:11.000 Where is my council?
00:51:12.000 How do you use it?
00:51:20.000 I don't know.
00:51:20.000 I don't really.
00:51:21.000 I meet these guys once a month and my kids are too young to know anything about it and I don't talk about it or tell anyone.
00:51:30.000 One of the tenets is never to always defend priests if they're in danger.
00:51:35.000 That never comes up.
00:51:38.000 Anyway, this is a boring call.
00:51:40.000 Thanks for calling.
00:51:44.000 Pull up the live chats, Ryan, while they happen.
00:51:47.000 I hate when you let them pile up towards the end.
00:51:50.000 Private pile!
00:51:52.000 That wasn't funny, and I'm sorry.
00:51:54.000 You know what Ryan does that's alarmingly unfunny?
00:51:56.000 He gives acronyms for things, so they'll go like, alright, well, I guess we're gonna go out and, um, see if the car will start.
00:52:05.000 I-D-D-T-A-N. 1.00
00:52:05.000 See if the C-W-S. 1.00
00:52:08.000 Dude, I-D-D-T-A-N. 1.00
00:52:10.000 That's the millennial, uh, texting language.
00:52:13.000 Oh, it's so irritating.
00:52:15.000 D-D-T-A-N, bro. 0.97
00:52:16.000 Superfluous.
00:52:17.000 I do not do that at all, I think.
00:52:20.000 I'm a conservative 30-year-old British guy working in research.
00:52:22.000 We'll move to the U.S.
00:52:23.000 later this year.
00:52:24.000 I've had two job offers.
00:52:25.000 $85K in North Carolina.
00:52:27.000 Summer job for $150K in Columbus, Ohio.
00:52:29.000 I want to choose carefully because then I'm staying there long-term.
00:52:32.000 As a no-nonsense guy, W. Okay.
00:52:37.000 I can't make it to Florida.
00:52:39.000 Here you go.
00:52:39.000 Please be safe.
00:52:40.000 I would go with the most expensive one.
00:52:43.000 The most expensive.
00:52:45.000 The highest paying one.
00:52:46.000 Because those two places are not very different.
00:52:48.000 One's hotter.
00:52:49.000 If you're British, you'd probably like the cold, but they're both pretty red, right? 0.99
00:52:53.000 Yeah, they're red, but Ohio sucks in the winter. 0.92
00:52:56.000 Well, I'm Canadian. 0.90
00:52:57.000 Well, you grew up in Canada, so.
00:52:59.000 I like the cold. 1.00
00:53:00.000 You get the liquid facts and all that shit. 0.99
00:53:02.000 I would go, do you hate the cold? 0.99
00:53:04.000 20 grand?
00:53:08.000 Oh, it's like $65,000 different.
00:53:13.000 $150,000 to $85,000?
00:53:15.000 No, $150,000 it said.
00:53:17.000 He said $115,000.
00:53:18.000 Oh, $115,000.
00:53:18.000 I'm sorry.
00:53:21.000 So, if you hate the cold $30,000, I'm just amazed that some of these states don't have income tax.
00:53:28.000 Like, if you're in North Carolina, maybe you could go to Tennessee and commute
00:53:35.000 I don't know how long the commute would be, but if there's a zero income tax, you could take a limousine to work.
00:53:41.000 Anyway, so I would go, I would look to see the distance from Tennessee to Raleigh-Durham.
00:53:47.000 Otherwise, I would, and I'd move to Tennessee if I could commute.
00:53:51.000 And then I would go with the expensive one if you don't hate cold.
00:53:55.000 I love cold. 1.00
00:53:55.000 You just buy more shit. 1.00
00:53:57.000 Like you just get better red wings and better insulated pants and a North Face jacket. 1.00
00:54:03.000 Once you're all geared up, there's no such thing as cold.
00:54:06.000 You can go to REI.
00:54:08.000 And speaking of REI, remember our buddy?
00:54:12.000 He's back.
00:54:13.000 Oh, that's in my notes tomorrow.
00:54:15.000 Aw, man.
00:54:17.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00
00:54:20.000 I guess we could do a thorough breakdown of that tomorrow.
00:54:22.000 That's a teaser.
00:54:22.000 Yeah, well, that's a teaser for tomorrow.
00:54:25.000 Love a teaser.
00:54:26.000 Smallpox from European travelers. 0.98
00:54:29.000 You mentioned yesterday that most deaths came from European settlers.
00:54:34.000 But even more deaths came from indigenous feet. 0.90
00:54:36.000 That's not what I said.
00:54:38.000 I said a tiny fraction of the deaths from European settlers came from their diseases, but they had already been devastated.
00:54:48.000 Oh, I guess I did say that.
00:54:49.000 Okay.
00:54:50.000 What I said at Compound Media was
00:54:53.000 We have the smallpox blankets thing and we stole their land and everything and that's all horseshit We had a 400 year with the Indians in North America the real problem with the Aztecs and and the Native Americans was when Columbus came he inadvertently brought diseases and 1.00
00:55:10.000 That Europeans are immune to and they devastated, by accident, all of the indigenous people of the Caribbean and Central Americans and all the way up to North America. 0.99
00:55:22.000 Which, by the way, was completely inevitable.
00:55:26.000 If you're going to travel, there's going to be boats. 0.99
00:55:30.000 And eventually, these group of people who don't have immunities to European diseases, like the plague, are going to get fucked. 0.98
00:55:39.000 Sorry, we can delay it all you want. 0.99
00:55:41.000 We could kill Columbus, delay it, I don't know, 50 years, but it's going down.
00:55:47.000 So, go back to that chart though, I thought that was interesting.
00:55:52.000 In the chart you see, 1500s. 1550.
00:55:59.000 Millions upon millions of deaths.
00:56:02.000 Wait a minute.
00:56:04.000 Uh... Wait, I'm wrong here!
00:56:08.000 Oh, this is embarrassing.
00:56:10.000 We're learning stuff live on the show.
00:56:12.000 You mentioned yesterday that most deaths came from European settlers, but even more deaths came from an indigenous fever called kokolizitli, which caused more deaths than smallpox.
00:56:24.000 This fever basically destroyed the Aztec Empire.
00:56:27.000 Whitey isn't to blame. 0.99
00:56:29.000 Oh my God, I'm sorry.
00:56:30.000 Okay, so I got it wrong.
00:56:31.000 Kokolizitli.
00:56:32.000 So we didn't come till, we didn't come till the 1600s.
00:56:38.000 Right?
00:56:39.000 In the... Oh, that was Columbus.
00:56:46.000 Alright, okay, now I'm screwing it up again. 0.99
00:56:48.000 This is pathetic. 0.92
00:56:50.000 Ryan, cut this out in post. 0.99
00:56:51.000 Sure thing.
00:56:52.000 So we did give them smallpox by accident.
00:56:55.000 That was 8 million deaths.
00:56:57.000 Got it.
00:56:58.000 So go back to my original version of events.
00:57:00.000 However, they had their own Black Plague called Coco Lizitli that was approximately 17 million deaths.
00:57:13.000 So it's not our fault.
00:57:15.000 I could not have possibly have portrayed that story.
00:57:17.000 What are you running around for?
00:57:19.000 I don't know.
00:57:22.000 You're never gonna stop illness.
00:57:24.000 Has to run its course. 1.00
00:57:27.000 I can't believe what a shit show I made of that. 0.99
00:57:31.000 Maybe I might be getting drunk. 0.99
00:57:32.000 Let's do our last sponsor and peace out here.
00:57:36.000 Fop Medals.
00:57:37.000 P-H-A-U-P. 1.00
00:57:39.000 We are in an economic crisis right now.
00:57:45.000 Joe Biden is in complete denial.
00:57:50.000 The price of gas alone should tell you where we are.
00:57:52.000 We are seemingly on the verge of a much more serious economic crisis.
00:57:59.000 I just saw today 10,000 cattle in Tennessee died
00:58:06.000 From the heat.
00:58:07.000 I thought it was 20,000.
00:58:08.000 Maybe it's up to 20,000 now.
00:58:09.000 The article I read was 10,000.
00:58:11.000 And you go, okay, what?
00:58:13.000 Like Texas, it gets to 100 degrees all the time.
00:58:15.000 They have a hot day and they all die?
00:58:17.000 That doesn't sound right.
00:58:18.000 They have sprinklers.
00:58:19.000 They have water supply.
00:58:21.000 These things are all monitored.
00:58:22.000 We've had hot days before. 0.99
00:58:24.000 We've had cattle for a long fucking time. 0.99
00:58:27.000 So why did they all die? 0.99
00:58:29.000 And then you see all these chickens dying to the tunes of
00:58:32.000 Hundreds of millions.
00:58:34.000 Oh, 2,000.
00:58:35.000 At least.
00:58:36.000 And the baby formula factory.
00:58:37.000 Okay, so it was 10,000, Ryan.
00:58:39.000 Again.
00:58:40.000 Now you're going to an old tally.
00:58:44.000 So you're uncorrecting correct facts.
00:58:48.000 I put this on getter all these and all these food plants that are are spontaneously bursting into flames.
00:58:53.000 I was dubious at the beginning because I go yeah there's going to be fires we have hundreds of thousands of food plants across the country and if there's going to be a fire it's going to be at a factory like environment there's all this you know friction and stuff happening but it's getting weird.
00:59:08.000 So you go, what's the big, what's the long-term plan here?
00:59:15.000 Is the plan to make us so hungry we riot and then you have to put in martial law, you have to control us because we're ungovernable?
00:59:23.000 Is that what you're going for?
00:59:24.000 You're trying to make us go crazy?
00:59:25.000 All right.
00:59:27.000 That's a definitive risk here.
00:59:29.000 It's looking like that's a very reasonable probability.
00:59:33.000 So, if the economy is looking like that, wouldn't it make sense to take at least a portion of your savings and put them in something concrete like silver or gold and have that as something you can hold on to?
00:59:46.000 Not 100% of your savings.
00:59:47.000 Don't empty your bank account.
00:59:49.000 But at least have some where there is a solid
00:59:54.000 Tangible value.
00:59:55.000 I always say this about books.
00:59:57.000 Buy books.
00:59:59.000 Hold them in your hand.
01:00:00.000 They can't take that away from you.
01:00:02.000 I don't do Kindle.
01:00:03.000 I don't trust it.
01:00:04.000 Sure, I guess if you're reading fiction, by all means, have a Kindle.
01:00:07.000 But if it's non-fiction and it's an important book you'd want your kids to read one day, like When Harry Became Sally, which is now completely unavailable.
01:00:16.000 You want to be able to hold it in your hand.
01:00:18.000 And FopMetals, P-H-A-U-P, metals.com, promo code Gavin, 20% off, is a place where you can still keep the value of your savings connected to a tangible, finite source.
01:00:33.000 Talk to Warren Buffett about the Federal Reserve and how important it is that we get back to gold.
01:00:39.000 This guy's no dummy.
01:00:42.000 Talk to Steve Forbes about the importance of getting back to gold. 0.99
01:00:47.000 I don't trust the Fed, and I don't trust whatever the fuck the federal government is up to now. 0.95
01:00:52.000 That's FopMetals.com, P-H-A-U-P, Metals.com, promo code Gavin. 0.99
01:00:59.000 I think I fucked up by saying Warren Buffett when I met Steve Forbes. 0.75
01:01:04.000 That's no good. 0.90
01:01:07.000 We've got calls, we've got super chats, we've got tons of stuff.
01:01:11.000 By the way, I saw someone sent me a comment from our own site where some cunt who calls herself John Galasian said, why does Gavin think he started Vice?
01:01:18.000 He was just a columnist. 0.96
01:01:20.000 It pissed me off for the rest of the day.
01:01:24.000 Let me tell you what happened with Vice.
01:01:26.000 Saroosh Alvi,
01:01:29.000 Got involved with a government program called Voice of Montreal.
01:01:34.000 And he approached me and said, let's start this together.
01:01:37.000 You can be the editor.
01:01:39.000 I said, I'd rather just be the comics editor, but I ended up being the editor.
01:01:43.000 Him and I were heavily involved in the first issue.
01:01:46.000 By the second issue, I completely took over as editor.
01:01:50.000 He handled music and everything else.
01:01:52.000 After about a year, possibly two,
01:01:56.000 I suggested we hire my childhood friend Shane Smith.
01:02:02.000 Because I knew Shane since I was 12 and he was always a hustler.
01:02:06.000 He could always figure out how to make money.
01:02:09.000 We would busk if we ran out of money in the subways.
01:02:13.000 He always was great at making money.
01:02:16.000 He'd get a job.
01:02:17.000 We'd be flat broke.
01:02:18.000 He'd smell like piss because we hadn't showered in three days.
01:02:21.000 We're staying on a friend's couch.
01:02:22.000 And then he would just like get a job at a fancy restaurant and make 500 bucks a night.
01:02:26.000 So he needs to be our sales guy.
01:02:28.000 And then we left the government program and went solo.
01:02:32.000 So it was Saroush on day one, Gavin on day two, and Shane on day like 400.
01:02:39.000 Who came up with the name?
01:02:43.000 Me.
01:02:44.000 We were Voice of Montreal, Saroosh came up with Voice of Montreal, but I was talking to my buddy, Marcus, who ran this tree planting company, and we stayed, we're still friends, I knew him and met him in 1990, and I go, this fucking sucks, you know, these guys, these government people, they're not giving us any money, they won't let us grow, they don't want us to grow, because it feels like a scam. 0.91
01:03:05.000 So I came up with an ultimatum.
01:03:07.000 If you don't start helping us send out newspapers to various advertisers, 0.97
01:03:13.000 Then we're going to fucking leave and change the name and do it by ourselves. 0.85
01:03:18.000 And he goes, why have an ultimatum? 0.98
01:03:20.000 Why not just leave?
01:03:22.000 And I couldn't believe that never occurred to me before.
01:03:25.000 I was like 23, 22. 0.98
01:03:27.000 And I was like, yeah, let's just fucking leave. 0.95
01:03:31.000 So I could tell that Shane was going to try to take this away from me. 0.96
01:03:37.000 Because it was my idea.
01:03:38.000 So I immediately called both of them that night just to sort of put it in the history books.
01:03:41.000 And I was like, guys, we got to leave.
01:03:44.000 Change the name from voice device. 1.00
01:03:46.000 Fuck the ultimatum. 1.00
01:03:48.000 Why? 1.00
01:03:48.000 Like, why? 1.00
01:03:48.000 Why have an ultimatum? 1.00
01:03:50.000 Why not just leave?
01:03:52.000 And then Shane was like, yo, I was going to say that.
01:03:53.000 That's something we should definitely do.
01:03:56.000 And we did.
01:03:57.000 I was just thinking the same thing.
01:03:59.000 You took the words right out of my mouth.
01:04:02.000 It must have been when you were kissing me.
01:04:03.000 Now, have you signed this contract?
01:04:08.000 We get calls.
01:04:10.000 Okay, let's take a call.
01:04:11.000 Oh wait, we should get behind the paywall now.
01:04:12.000 So you've seen the calls, you've seen the letters, you've seen the live chat.
01:04:16.000 We're gonna go behind the paywall and get much more rude and really enjoy ourselves.
01:04:21.000 If you're not behind the paywall, I don't know what you're doing.
01:04:23.000 You watch it on YouTube, you see the stuff people steal.
01:04:27.000 That's a waste of time.
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01:04:47.000 I don't want you watching 100% of our content.
01:04:50.000 You wouldn't have a life.
01:04:52.000 There is hours and hours and hours every single day.
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01:05:12.000 And then we often do just totally free extra stuff like
01:05:17.000 Sitting down and watching the January 6th hearings.
01:05:19.000 That wasn't part of our normal programming.
01:05:21.000 We just threw it in there.
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01:05:27.000 There we talked to Nick Questead, who was at the January 6th hearings.
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