Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #154

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 White boy wasted.

00:00:25.000 Drunk in my hips.

00:00:27.000 Dancing like a skank on it.

00:00:29.000 Bitches watching.

00:00:31.000 Why are you at a dance floor?

00:00:33.000 If you're not acquainted with the dance floor, no one likes a boring hitch.

00:00:43.000 Oh my god, are you still drinking my hair, you bitch?

00:00:46.000 It's gonna frame my fake turn.

00:00:48.000 It's gonna run.

00:00:50.000 Welcome back to a special edition of Get Off My Lawn Live.

00:00:54.000 I'd like to welcome my co-host, Maddie Odell.

00:00:58.000 And I would like to unwelcome Ryan Rivera.

00:01:01.000 This is his last show.

00:01:03.000 We are surprise firing him today.

00:01:06.000 And we're gonna replace him with nothing.

00:01:08.000 I could probably figure out all that shit.

00:01:11.000 We are pre-recording this, although it is live now, because we're off to Orlando to entertain.

00:01:19.000 Maddie, Ryan, and I will all be there.

00:01:21.000 Meet and greet.

00:01:22.000 You can still get tickets.

00:01:23.000 How do they get tickets, Ryan?

00:01:25.000 Well, you would go to censor.tv slash Orlando, and you can see on the Keyron.

00:01:30.000 Censored TV slash Orlando.

00:01:32.000 That takes you to Eventbrite's.

00:01:34.000 We've had one ticket seller chicken out, and now we're with Event Bright.

00:01:40.000 All of those original tickets, though, are still valid.

00:01:43.000 People are nervous about getting the announcement of where the location is day of.

00:01:48.000 Don't worry.

00:01:49.000 We will get the word out through every possible channel.

00:01:52.000 You can email the sensor.tv asking.

00:01:57.000 We'll do a push notification.

00:01:59.000 We'll do a mass email.

00:02:01.000 We'll get it to you.

00:02:02.000 Promise.

00:02:05.000 Today's episode is brought to you, of course, by Johnny Apple CBD.

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00:02:19.000 So you take the gummies and your dreams become movies.

00:02:23.000 And you know what my dream was last night?

00:02:26.000 I come back and my backhoe tractor for doing road repair has a $170 parking ticket.

00:02:33.000 Holy cow.

00:02:34.000 And I'm like, I'm not paying it.

00:02:36.000 I'm working to repair the roads here.

00:02:39.000 And you're going to fucking find me?

00:02:41.000 I'm going to take it on the road.

00:02:42.000 You're fixing.

00:02:43.000 Nice.

00:02:44.000 And I, yeah.

00:02:45.000 And the road was fucked up.

00:02:47.000 We had to rip up the whole road.

00:02:49.000 And I don't know why I have a backhoe.

00:02:51.000 I guess I'm like lifting up those steel plates and moving those down.

00:02:54.000 Nice.

00:02:55.000 But I was not happy.

00:02:57.000 So I went to a mechanic to see if he...

00:02:58.000 That's a pretty hefty parking ticket.

00:03:00.000 Pretty bad.

00:03:01.000 That's like a New York City handicapped spot.

00:03:03.000 Yeah, that's like the courthouse, front steps of the courthouse ticket.

00:03:08.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:03:11.000 I'm glad, though, I was having such banal dreams.

00:03:14.000 That's probably because I wasn't stressed out, and it's probably because I've been taking Johnny Apple seed, CBD, sorry, Johnny Apple CBD CBDs at night, the gummies.

00:03:23.000 But they've got an incredible variety of things here.

00:03:26.000 We've got the cartridges there with the vape.

00:03:29.000 We've got the topical.

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00:03:38.000 It's incredible, the variety in it.

00:03:40.000 It's kind of proof that God likes weed.

00:03:43.000 I don't know.

00:03:45.000 He sent us a shout out with that because we took out the bad part and it's still awesome.

00:03:51.000 That's sort of like humans.

00:03:52.000 Like you lose your legs.

00:03:54.000 You could still be a pretty good guy.

00:03:55.000 Yeah, no doubt.

00:03:57.000 You're still fun to hang out with.

00:03:59.000 You know what most gimps are pushing these days?

00:04:02.000 They're like...

00:04:07.000 No, they want their dicks back.

00:04:09.000 These War vets that can't get it up, they go, you know what?

00:04:12.000 Wheelchair access is going pretty good.

00:04:15.000 I can get in and out of the New York subway, whatever I want.

00:04:19.000 Anyway, that's the end of the commercial.

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00:04:23.000 Try it out.

00:04:25.000 But they go, so the legs, I wouldn't hate having them back, but I need my dick back.

00:04:30.000 That's a lot more important.

00:04:32.000 I don't think you get sensation, though.

00:04:34.000 Even if they put like an implant in?

00:04:36.000 Yeah, I think they want the sensation, too.

00:04:40.000 Like, you ever fuck a girl when you're wasted and you're just like, what are we doing?

00:04:43.000 Yeah.

00:04:44.000 Like, nothing's happening here.

00:04:45.000 Yeah, it's just like, it's a boner, but it's not mine.

00:04:50.000 And then she's, you can tell she's numb too, and you're just pounding away.

00:04:55.000 Sometimes you have to fake an orgasm.

00:04:58.000 My Mets bet is 45 wins, 46 losses.

00:05:02.000 They're the second best in all of the MLB, but they were getting slaughtered by the Astros, who I've always liked.

00:05:08.000 I liked the Astros.

00:05:10.000 Houston.

00:05:11.000 And I didn't mind.

00:05:11.000 I love that little short guy, El Tuve.

00:05:14.000 And I didn't mind the cheating thing.

00:05:15.000 I didn't see this cheating.

00:05:17.000 Oh, the signs?

00:05:18.000 Yeah.

00:05:20.000 Big deal.

00:05:22.000 I mean, they have earpieces anyway, don't they?

00:05:24.000 They can walkie target.

00:05:25.000 They can get anything.

00:05:27.000 Don't pitchers, they have a choice that can wear this.

00:05:30.000 The pitchers now do.

00:05:31.000 The pitcher and the catcher.

00:05:32.000 Yeah, they can communicate with each other.

00:05:33.000 Like you see, like the catch go like this, or the pitcher will put his hand over his ear so he can hear the catcher.

00:05:39.000 And some guys don't use it.

00:05:41.000 Yeah, not at all.

00:05:42.000 And I'm like, why don't they use it?

00:05:43.000 And my son goes, some of them are too dumb to figure it out.

00:05:45.000 I go, that doesn't sound right.

00:05:47.000 Yeah.

00:05:48.000 All baseball players are autistic.

00:05:50.000 They're all on the spectrum.

00:05:52.000 They all have weird OCD rituals, like they have to take their shoes off and feel the astroturf or the grass on their feet, and they have to have someone park their car a certain way.

00:06:01.000 They're all lunatics.

00:06:02.000 That's how you get that good.

00:06:03.000 Yeah.

00:06:04.000 You can't be normal.

00:06:06.000 Obsessive.

00:06:08.000 Speaking of, so we're going to be taking calls.

00:06:11.000 You know how this works.

00:06:12.000 It's a two-hour show.

00:06:13.000 We take calls from you folks.

00:06:16.000 You can get super chats.

00:06:17.000 Guarantee you.

00:06:18.000 We'll read as many as we can, but we guarantee we'll read the $100 ones.

00:06:20.000 And those all go to Max and John, who are currently serving a four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with some Antifa pussies.

00:06:28.000 And who knew that would be nothing Compared to what the January 6th guys are facing.

00:06:33.000 Yeah, it's ridiculous.

00:06:34.000 20 years for meandering is the price for those.

00:06:38.000 But we got some good news on that front today.

00:06:41.000 The trial is delayed, 1-7.

00:06:44.000 And you go, Gavin, they're in solitary.

00:06:46.000 They've been in there for a year and a half.

00:06:48.000 They just add another half year.

00:06:49.000 It's two years already.

00:06:51.000 First of all, can we do time-served?

00:06:53.000 I'm sorry that I broke some windows.

00:06:55.000 I spent two years in prison for breaking some windows, and I wasn't even the guy who broke them.

00:07:00.000 So how about you let me go?

00:07:01.000 But Enrique, and I believe this is the same with Biggs and Nordina, being pushed six months.

00:07:05.000 They are so confident that they didn't do anything wrong.

00:07:07.000 They want to go now.

00:07:08.000 But dude, it's not that simple.

00:07:11.000 Like, the lawyers need to prepare the case.

00:07:14.000 And I talk to their lawyers all the time, and they go, if we started tomorrow, I don't know if I'd be ready.

00:07:19.000 You know what it's like?

00:07:20.000 It's like arguing with a flat earther.

00:07:22.000 And they'll go, okay, how was it in Chicago?

00:07:26.000 If I'm looking across the lakes, I can see Canada or whatever the fuck through Lake Michigan.

00:07:32.000 I'm not doing my geography very well.

00:07:34.000 And then, so you have to know that allegation.

00:07:37.000 And then you can say, well, what's going on is the light is refracting off of this and the sun is coming at this angle.

00:07:42.000 So it creates the illusion that it's flat.

00:07:45.000 But if someone just sprung that on you out of the blue and you didn't have a comeback, it would look good for the flat earther.

00:07:50.000 I know a guy who wrote a book refuting flat earth, and he goes, it was fucking hard because I had to look up all of their things and then find out how they got that thing wrong.

00:08:01.000 It's like arguing with liberals.

00:08:03.000 They'll come up with some shit like, oh, really?

00:08:04.000 How come Obama had the fastest recovery ever?

00:08:08.000 And then you got to go Google it and you realize they're fucking wrong.

00:08:11.000 Like Joe Biden said that we're kicking ass and there's no recession.

00:08:16.000 And the little bit of recession, little inflation we do have is because Putin raised the price of gas.

00:08:23.000 Which even that retarded view, which isn't true, Putin represents maybe 1% of this increase.

00:08:30.000 Even if that's true, Joe, you're making an argument to drill, baby, drill.

00:08:34.000 We should have our own oil.

00:08:36.000 We shouldn't be at the mercy of this guy.

00:08:37.000 No.

00:08:38.000 There's nothing smart about you, Joe.

00:08:40.000 I like how he says.

00:08:41.000 So let me get this straight.

00:08:43.000 You would rather we had cheap gas and Putin had his iron fist on Europe.

00:08:50.000 Yes.

00:08:51.000 I don't live in Europe.

00:08:53.000 That's precisely.

00:08:54.000 I don't give a fuck about Ukraine.

00:08:56.000 And I'm not even sure there's a war there.

00:08:59.000 A buddy of mine just sent me a picture.

00:09:01.000 It looks like Budapest.

00:09:04.000 Well, the national team's still playing for the World Cup and stuff.

00:09:07.000 Really?

00:09:07.000 Yeah.

00:09:08.000 He's fucking hanging out with Ben Stiller.

00:09:10.000 Ukraine beat Scotland, I believe.

00:09:11.000 No, it was Croatia, one of them.

00:09:13.000 Beat Scotland?

00:09:14.000 Yeah.

00:09:14.000 That's no good look.

00:09:16.000 No, it's terrible.

00:09:16.000 That's terrible.

00:09:18.000 Shoes.

00:09:20.000 Speaking of people saying shit to shock you and you going, no, I'm fine.

00:09:25.000 Oh, yeah, that's that thing where they show the cameraman and it looks like they're using paintball.

00:09:31.000 I'd start a fake war for $40 billion.

00:09:35.000 Yeah.

00:09:37.000 Well, that one guy did have a paintball gun right there.

00:09:39.000 Yeah.

00:09:43.000 There's this crazy shit going on with.

00:09:45.000 We don't usually cover the news on this show, but I'm not going to see you.

00:09:49.000 Tomorrow's a banked episode because we're doing the Florida show.

00:09:52.000 We're not going to see you for three days.

00:09:53.000 There's some stuff we have to get in before it's gone.

00:09:57.000 And I would be remiss if I didn't discuss the concealed carry thing.

00:10:02.000 Now, when I first heard about this a few hours ago, I went, yeah, yeah, New York State.

00:10:07.000 And it's already not impossible to get a handgun concealed carry in New York State.

00:10:11.000 You go, you sit through the six-hour class, and it's at once.

00:10:16.000 And he gives you the answers in the class.

00:10:19.000 Like you fill out the thing.

00:10:21.000 So what are the three number one rules?

00:10:23.000 And it's full of idiots in there.

00:10:26.000 The one I went to was in Mount Vernon.

00:10:28.000 And they're just like, he just told us them eight minutes ago.

00:10:32.000 And people are like, wait, what was it again?

00:10:34.000 Check to safety?

00:10:36.000 And he's like, yeah, that's one.

00:10:38.000 And so he guides you through it.

00:10:40.000 So you pass that master class.

00:10:42.000 And then you need three letters of residence that have known you for a year or more saying you're a great guy.

00:10:49.000 That's your neighbors, whatever.

00:10:50.000 Wouldn't work with my neighbors, but you get the picture.

00:10:53.000 And then you can get one.

00:10:54.000 Sports one or some bullshit, right?

00:10:56.000 Hunting in Target.

00:10:57.000 You're going to drive one.

00:10:58.000 What's it called?

00:10:58.000 Hunting in Target.

00:11:00.000 So New York State.

00:11:02.000 Would you agree that New York State is not that hard?

00:11:04.000 Well, if you've never been arrested and don't have a criminal history, like you'd get it in about four months in Westchester.

00:11:10.000 New York City is a little different.

00:11:12.000 That's exactly my point.

00:11:14.000 New York City, on the other hand, it's fucking a Victoria's secret model within 10 minutes of meeting her, without raping her, consensually.

00:11:23.000 So you just go, well, I'm not even going to try.

00:11:26.000 And then you hear it's just celebrities.

00:11:29.000 Robert De Niro will have the chief of police over.

00:11:32.000 He gets one.

00:11:33.000 And then ex-cops.

00:11:34.000 But even with ex-cops, they get a DUI or they fart on the 3rd of July and all of a sudden they can't renew their concealed carry.

00:11:44.000 So I wasn't impressed with this news that the Supreme Court...

00:11:48.000 Oh, shit.

00:11:48.000 Robert Downey Jr.

00:11:49.000 Yep, I was going to say, just try getting blasters.

00:11:52.000 You know, I have these blasters that come out of my hands.

00:11:55.000 And it was quite a tour to try to get the zoning rights because sometimes you would fire something at an alien, posing an existential threat to Earth and hit a building or something.

00:12:07.000 Yeah, yeah, you hit some guy, like some accountant on the 35th floor.

00:12:12.000 So everything that the Avengers do is totally certified and licensed?

00:12:17.000 Yeah, like before we had to, I think his name was Ultron.

00:12:21.000 Before we had to fight him, there was zoning laws.

00:12:25.000 The theater of battle couldn't go up above Harlem and go figure, right?

00:12:29.000 Even though that's a war zone already.

00:12:31.000 Do you remember they had some big fight in downtown Kenya?

00:12:35.000 Yeah.

00:12:36.000 And there's the Hulk is knocking over skyscraper after skyscraper.

00:12:41.000 Now, I've never been to downtown Kenya.

00:12:43.000 Me neither.

00:12:44.000 Wait, is Kenya a country or a city?

00:12:46.000 It's a country.

00:12:47.000 It's a country.

00:12:47.000 I don't know.

00:12:48.000 So whatever the capital of Kenya is.

00:12:50.000 But I'm guessing there's not a lot of skyscrapers.

00:12:54.000 Yeah, because of the Hulk.

00:12:57.000 So anyway, we check this out, and yeah, it includes New York State.

00:13:04.000 What the Sam Hel.

00:13:05.000 How many times have we joked on this show about the impossibility?

00:13:09.000 New York City, you mean?

00:13:11.000 What did I say?

00:13:12.000 In New York State.

00:13:13.000 Yeah, I meant New York City.

00:13:14.000 We've joked incessantly about the impossibility of getting a gun.

00:13:18.000 It's a joke.

00:13:18.000 Everyone jokes about it, and everyone says you're not going to get it.

00:13:21.000 No, this law includes Manhattan.

00:13:24.000 Yes.

00:13:25.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?

00:13:27.000 Now, what?

00:13:29.000 Them striking it down and saying, okay, now you don't need a special circumstance to be able to carry a concealed weapon outside of your home exclusively for self-protection.

00:13:39.000 That doesn't mean that they're going to start handing them out left and right.

00:13:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:44.000 I'm remaining dubious.

00:13:46.000 You know, I mean, it's a win in the win column, and it's a step in the right direction, but there's still, you know, it's a blue state, and there's all the Democrats that hold those positions, and they're not going to just kowtow and just start handing them out to anybody.

00:14:01.000 Well, do you smell this right now?

00:14:05.000 It kind of smells like we might be winning.

00:14:07.000 Yeah.

00:14:08.000 There's a lot of weird.

00:14:10.000 In the last week in the news, there's been a lot of wins in the checks in the win column for us.

00:14:15.000 Yeah.

00:14:16.000 And it's all very subtle things, like Owen Benjamin on Jim Brewer's show, like that Leah Thomas losing his female medal.

00:14:28.000 Swimming like a fucking bullet.

00:14:30.000 Which I've heard Trump...

00:14:31.000 Remember we had that footage of him at that rally in Mar-a-Lago when they were doing the movie launch of Dinesh D'Souza's 2000 Mules?

00:14:39.000 And he joked about, she's trying to beat, you know, an eighth of a second.

00:14:42.000 Then she looks by and she just gets smoked by this.

00:14:46.000 His arms were touching the floor.

00:14:47.000 Did you see this guy?

00:14:50.000 He's a dude.

00:14:51.000 Yeah, a dude.

00:14:51.000 He calls him a dude.

00:14:52.000 Do you have that somewhere?

00:14:54.000 I'm looking for it right now, yeah.

00:14:55.000 But I saw in another speech, he does the same thing.

00:14:59.000 Dude, he's working on his bits.

00:15:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:02.000 Oh, he's a roadblock.

00:15:02.000 He's owning his set, trying to get it down to a good circle.

00:15:06.000 Netflix special, a good hour.

00:15:08.000 Can you imagine that?

00:15:09.000 A Trump Netflix special?

00:15:11.000 Oh, my God.

00:15:12.000 That would be classic.

00:15:13.000 We used to live in a Trump Netflix special.

00:15:16.000 Every time you turn on the news, you'd be laughing your heads off.

00:15:18.000 Oh, yeah, he did it on the ceiling.

00:15:20.000 That's not easy.

00:15:22.000 We'll spin it around just for.

00:15:24.000 Yeah.

00:15:25.000 A lot of people were fainting because they didn't like being upside down like that.

00:15:28.000 I feel like I'm upside down.

00:15:31.000 But I'm not afraid to talk about it now.

00:15:36.000 By the way, 2000 Mules is the fantasy of Leah Thomas because he's a gay guy, right?

00:15:42.000 2,000 Mules would be really...

00:15:44.000 And you saw the woman the other day?

00:15:46.000 You saw that?

00:15:46.000 We called Dick's Mules.

00:15:48.000 Since when?

00:15:49.000 Well, Jim Florentine says it.

00:15:52.000 Even though you think his comedy is shitty.

00:15:56.000 That's a joke, Jim.

00:15:57.000 Yes.

00:15:57.000 Come on.

00:15:58.000 Calm down.

00:15:58.000 I know.

00:15:59.000 She was a great women swimmer.

00:16:02.000 She was going for the record.

00:16:04.000 She was hoping to beat it by one-eighth of a second.

00:16:08.000 The record stood for approximately 11 years.

00:16:12.000 A magnificent athlete.

00:16:14.000 She worked so hard, and she was going to beat it.

00:16:17.000 But then this dude shows up right alongside her.

00:16:20.000 Great.

00:16:21.000 So the dude shows up.

00:16:25.000 I think he's exquisite.

00:16:29.000 And he was only an average male swimmer.

00:16:34.000 On the male team, he wasn't a very good swimmer.

00:16:36.000 It's okay.

00:16:37.000 He was right in the middle of the pack, they say, what do I know?

00:16:40.000 So she struck me.

00:16:41.000 Meji points at the Black Security.

00:16:42.000 Probably doesn't even swim better than this guy.

00:16:49.000 By an eighth of a second.

00:16:51.000 But he did a little better than that.

00:16:53.000 He beat it by 38 seconds.

00:16:55.000 38 seconds.

00:16:57.000 She was injured during that particular swim.

00:17:00.000 He went by her so fast that she suffered massive windburn.

00:17:07.000 And then the better one is the weightlifting.

00:17:09.000 They have a certain record of like 206 pounds.

00:17:12.000 And a woman got up and she was going to take the barbells and they added like an eighth of an ounce each.

00:17:20.000 She's going to break that record.

00:17:21.000 She's going to break it.

00:17:23.000 And she gets up and she's.

00:17:26.000 She goes to the job.

00:17:32.000 This guy comes up.

00:17:36.000 He said, did you ever listen to this boy?

00:17:38.000 What happened?

00:17:40.000 That's legitimately some of the funniest material I've ever seen.

00:17:44.000 Yeah.

00:17:45.000 Maybe is it because it's coming from a presidential guy?

00:17:50.000 He sounds like a guy who did comedy his whole life and then he retired and he lives in Boca Raton.

00:17:54.000 And then he's up here visiting you.

00:17:56.000 And you go, Donnie, you should get on stage.

00:17:58.000 It's an open mic.

00:17:59.000 Oh, that's long gone.

00:18:00.000 I don't do that shit anymore.

00:18:01.000 And come on.

00:18:02.000 You were just do that.

00:18:03.000 That shit you were saying about the swimmer was fucking hilarious.

00:18:05.000 But what do I do?

00:18:06.000 All right, fuck it.

00:18:07.000 I'll try.

00:18:07.000 All right.

00:18:08.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a blast from the past here.

00:18:11.000 I don't know if you remember the early 90s.

00:18:12.000 Donnie Trump was just sort of ending his career.

00:18:16.000 Well, he's back with a surprise reunion tour.

00:18:20.000 That was just a tight five I did, and it turned out pretty good.

00:18:23.000 It was pretty funny.

00:18:25.000 I did crowd work.

00:18:27.000 Even doing crowd work would be amazing.

00:18:30.000 He does.

00:18:30.000 Remember?

00:18:31.000 I love you.

00:18:32.000 I love you too.

00:18:33.000 Wait, that's a guy.

00:18:34.000 That's a dude.

00:18:35.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 And then he did the home to mommy thing, right?

00:18:37.000 And he was like, your mom probably voted for Trump.

00:18:40.000 She was like, what are you doing?

00:18:41.000 Why are you doing this?

00:18:43.000 Home to mommy.

00:18:45.000 He is a road dog comic.

00:18:46.000 Yes, he is.

00:18:47.000 I'll be at the Laugh House in Albany on the 23rd.

00:18:51.000 His rallies are just stand-up shows, essentially.

00:18:54.000 Oh, it was a fun time.

00:18:55.000 But yeah, there's something going on.

00:18:58.000 And this gun law seems to be another thing.

00:19:01.000 Even the hearings.

00:19:02.000 The hearings go, the lawyers were like, well, this is fucking great.

00:19:06.000 There goes our jury, which is, by the way, that's why the trial is being delayed till December.

00:19:11.000 They can't find one person.

00:19:13.000 I said it on the live show when we covered it that night.

00:19:14.000 I said, all this is doing is poisoning any jury pool that they could ever wish to assemble.

00:19:22.000 Are our enemies idiots?

00:19:25.000 Because they're not...

00:19:26.000 That was not a smart move to brainwash everyone And do a propaganda campaign right before the trial was supposed to set.

00:19:34.000 Like you're knowingly ruining the jury.

00:19:36.000 What are you showing that for?

00:19:37.000 Oh, that was the other insurrection.

00:19:40.000 Remember the Kavanaugh insurrection?

00:19:42.000 They stormed the Capitol?

00:19:43.000 Yeah.

00:19:43.000 Not the same Capitol, but.

00:19:45.000 Right?

00:19:46.000 The jury is.

00:19:47.000 Oh, is that the same Capitol?

00:19:48.000 Yeah.

00:19:48.000 That's in Washington, D.C. No, it's in Wisconsin, dummy.

00:19:54.000 Somebody gets called dummy besides me.

00:19:58.000 Yeah, that was...

00:19:59.000 No, that's not the Kavanaugh vetting trials.

00:20:02.000 That wasn't about abortion.

00:20:03.000 No, this was about abortion.

00:20:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:05.000 Because Kavanaugh was at the actual capital.

00:20:07.000 The Kavanaugh insurrection was at the D.C. Capitol?

00:20:10.000 Yes.

00:20:10.000 Oh.

00:20:11.000 Well, this anti-abortion rally was at the Capitol in Wisconsin, which has been stormed a few times, by the way.

00:20:21.000 I remember teachers storming that before.

00:20:24.000 And who gave a shit about this?

00:20:27.000 Nobody.

00:20:28.000 So the funny thing is they keep saying, they're trashing our democracy.

00:20:32.000 And you go, okay, so you're really mad about democracy?

00:20:36.000 And they go, yeah, okay.

00:20:38.000 So what are other things where someone was trashing our democracy and you were really angry about it?

00:20:44.000 You're like a democracy buff, right?

00:20:45.000 You hate when parliamentary procedures or any kind of government procedure is impinged?

00:20:53.000 Is interrupted?

00:20:54.000 Is that your beef?

00:20:56.000 That's your beat?

00:20:58.000 No, they don't give a fuck a job.

00:20:59.000 Well, they just had, what's the name?

00:21:01.000 Colbert's fucking team get arrested.

00:21:03.000 Yes, including Triumph the Insult Dog.

00:21:06.000 So if you're obsessed with the sanctity of the Capitol, why are you bringing Triumph the Insult Dog and banging on doors illegally?

00:21:14.000 And why isn't any liberal mad?

00:21:16.000 So anyway, to go back to the hearings, the hearings were a flop.

00:21:20.000 People were sleeping in there.

00:21:22.000 Yeah, but as far as people tuning in and watching it, it was worse than Animal House.

00:21:28.000 Remember that trial in Animal House?

00:21:30.000 Yeah.

00:21:32.000 Delta got a chance to speak twice.

00:21:35.000 The first guy got up.

00:21:36.000 What's his name?

00:21:37.000 Uh-oh, I'm embarrassed.

00:21:38.000 I don't remember their names.

00:21:41.000 Boomer?

00:21:42.000 Hauser?

00:21:42.000 Bauer?

00:21:43.000 He gets up and he gets...

00:21:45.000 Boone, sorry, Boone gets up.

00:21:47.000 He does his talk and then he gets told to shut up.

00:21:50.000 And then the dean goes, let's just end this.

00:21:53.000 And that's when they started going, blowjob, blowjob, blowjob.

00:21:57.000 That was a totally unfair trial.

00:21:58.000 Dean Werner knew he was kicking Delta off campus.

00:22:01.000 He knew it was the end.

00:22:03.000 And it was more fair than the hearings.

00:22:06.000 Like, Delta's were allowed to be there.

00:22:08.000 They could face their accuser.

00:22:10.000 Right.

00:22:10.000 And they had at least a second.

00:22:15.000 That whole charade they did wasn't a court of law.

00:22:20.000 It wasn't anything that could be used in a court of law because none of the defendants were there.

00:22:24.000 It was a bizarre ritual.

00:22:26.000 It was poison.

00:22:28.000 Pull up the Animal House trial, Ryan.

00:22:30.000 It was a silly game, and they had Republicans and Democrats both hating Trump, both trying to convince you that it's an insurrection.

00:22:39.000 Americans, even lefties, they don't like that.

00:22:42.000 They don't like one-sided things.

00:22:43.000 That's probably why this movie is so popular.

00:22:45.000 What's his name again?

00:22:49.000 I had an Animal House board game.

00:22:52.000 I recognize that suit.

00:22:53.000 I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it.

00:22:59.000 The Delta House has a long tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.

00:23:04.000 Hoover.

00:23:06.000 I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.

00:23:08.000 I was told I'd have a chance to...

00:23:10.000 That's enough.

00:23:11.000 The court will now render a decision.

00:23:13.000 Look, you said I could cheat.

00:23:14.000 You said that's it.

00:23:15.000 Are you deaf?

00:23:17.000 Let's finish this damn thing.

00:23:19.000 Yeah, that's Hoover.

00:23:21.000 And the other guy is Eric Stratton.

00:23:24.000 Dude, the hearings were worse than this.

00:23:26.000 I don't think it's fair.

00:23:28.000 Look, Hoover got to say this isn't fair.

00:23:30.000 No one got to say that at the hearings.

00:23:40.000 Tell those assholes to shut up.

00:23:42.000 Hey, shut up, you asshole!

00:23:45.000 Oh my god, she is so fucking beautiful.

00:23:48.000 That might be the prettiest woman in history.

00:23:50.000 They're serious this time.

00:23:52.000 I think so, yeah.

00:23:55.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Karen Allen is perfect.

00:23:59.000 Remember her and Indiana Jones?

00:24:00.000 They had that bullshit about she's drinking with some Mongolians and they're all passing out wasted and she's kicking their ass.

00:24:06.000 That was so good.

00:24:08.000 I have that exact suit tie.

00:24:11.000 You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals.

00:24:20.000 For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?

00:24:25.000 And if the whole fraternity system...

00:24:28.000 Wouldn't it be fucking groundbreaking?

00:24:30.000 I'd probably go to jail for life for like interrupting a procedure.

00:24:34.000 But if I showed up in that suit and made that speech and then interrupted Liz Cheney.

00:24:39.000 I don't think it would have gone well.

00:24:41.000 I'm not going to just stand here.

00:24:43.000 I'm going to sit here and let you bad mouth the United States of America.

00:24:48.000 Gentlemen.

00:24:52.000 They all file out.

00:24:55.000 But they can't file out because they're not there.

00:24:58.000 I know.

00:24:58.000 They're in fucking solitary.

00:25:03.000 Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad and mouth the United States of America.

00:25:13.000 Gentlemen!

00:25:18.000 That's the guy who wrote it.

00:25:19.000 Doug Kenny, Stork, with the green shirt.

00:25:26.000 More delta!

00:25:31.000 I'm calling your national office.

00:25:35.000 I'm going to revoke your charter!

00:25:40.000 And if you wise guys try one more thing, one more, I'm going to kick you out of this college.

00:25:47.000 No more fun of any kind!

00:25:49.000 Anyway.

00:25:50.000 Beautiful.

00:25:51.000 I tried to find Dean Werner because I did a reboot of that at my old job at CR-TV because one of the cameramen looked exactly like Hoover.

00:26:00.000 Really?

00:26:00.000 And Dean Werner was unavailable.

00:26:02.000 You know why?

00:26:02.000 He's dead?

00:26:03.000 He died of old age.

00:26:05.000 That movie's, I think, 82.

00:26:09.000 Nick Circe's got a great movie out called Give Me Liberty.

00:26:13.000 There's a few good ones.

00:26:14.000 The Tucker Carlson's thing on his Fox News Plus, whatever, is really good.

00:26:23.000 And this is a really good documentary about what really happened.

00:26:27.000 These are domestic terrorists.

00:26:29.000 The six was all deception.

00:26:32.000 The level of sophistication.

00:26:34.000 Hacking.

00:26:35.000 People were putting on Trump stuff beforehand or taking it off afterward.

00:26:39.000 It was members of our own government.

00:26:42.000 Morgan's been an FBI informant for a number of years.

00:26:45.000 On January 6th, I said, are you working?

00:26:46.000 He said, yes.

00:26:47.000 This is treason.

00:26:48.000 They want to criminalize dissent.

00:26:55.000 I opened the shutters that had the battering ram.

00:26:58.000 It's out here.

00:26:59.000 Then they told me to come out, hold a bunch of red dots all over my bed.

00:27:03.000 Jesus.

00:27:06.000 They're hunting down Trump supporters with these people.

00:27:10.000 It's on the site.

00:27:12.000 It's on our site?

00:27:12.000 GivemeLibertyNow.org.

00:27:14.000 Yeah, it's $10.

00:27:16.000 Capital Punishment, it is called.

00:27:17.000 This is the trailer on YouTube.

00:27:22.000 I spent the next three weeks in jail.

00:27:24.000 They put me in a cell by myself.

00:27:26.000 Total solitary confinement in a cell not much bigger than a walk-in closet.

00:27:31.000 FBI.

00:27:31.000 Guns drawn.

00:27:32.000 Hands up, hands up, hands up.

00:27:33.000 Put your hands on the wall.

00:27:34.000 Hands on the wall.

00:27:39.000 This is psychological warfare.

00:27:41.000 It didn't have a battering ram in it, but what it did had is a turret on top.

00:27:44.000 He was pointing his gun at all my neighbors, ready to pull up anytime he needed to.

00:27:49.000 Turret.

00:27:50.000 What the fuck?

00:27:51.000 They handcuffed you.

00:27:52.000 Yes.

00:27:55.000 Just in case his neighbors come out, we're ready to mow them down.

00:27:58.000 It's like these are all wacos.

00:28:00.000 147 days since my wife was murdered.

00:28:03.000 So I gotta be her voice, though.

00:28:09.000 Give me LibertyNow.org.

00:28:11.000 That looks juicy.

00:28:12.000 I'll have to check that out.

00:28:16.000 Final thing on the subject, I guess, is 1.6.

00:28:22.000 This is more related to the gun thing, but Marjorie Taylor Greene was being interrogated by a British reporter about guns.

00:28:28.000 Classic.

00:28:29.000 And she's just like, you guys got stabbings.

00:28:31.000 She's got balls.

00:28:32.000 Yeah, she's great.

00:28:34.000 I haven't heard the phrase she's about to use in so long, and it was so awesome to hear it said again.

00:28:40.000 To defend the Second Amendment.

00:28:41.000 Yeah, but I understand that we don't have guns in the UK.

00:28:43.000 That is true, but we don't have mass shootings either.

00:28:45.000 Children aren't scared to go to the shoes.

00:28:46.000 You have mass stabbings, lady.

00:28:48.000 You have all kinds of murder.

00:28:50.000 No.

00:28:50.000 And you've got laws.

00:28:51.000 And that's not the same rates.

00:28:52.000 Well, you can go back to your country and worry about your no-guns.

00:28:55.000 That's very kind.

00:28:56.000 We like ours here.

00:28:57.000 And it's our job.

00:28:58.000 The one I saw was just go back to your country.

00:29:02.000 And then she's got their laser beam eyes.

00:29:07.000 Yeah, Brits love pretending that they have no crime.

00:29:10.000 And also with their massive Muslim crime wave, which includes grooming young children to the tune of thousands of pedophiles, we don't know how much is reported because their fucking mayor is a terrorist.

00:29:28.000 Sadiq Khan is another progressive mayor who hides crime stats and says, let's drop it.

00:29:36.000 Let's not make this a big thing.

00:29:38.000 Plus, on top of that, you have the police in Muslim towns like Luton who are like, I can't arrest this guy.

00:29:44.000 The Muslims will storm the police station.

00:29:47.000 We'll all die.

00:29:48.000 So they live above the law.

00:29:50.000 I interviewed them.

00:29:51.000 I went down there.

00:29:52.000 All the Muslim gangs there, they hide knives in trees.

00:29:55.000 So when shit pops off, they just grab one from the sky.

00:29:58.000 Yeah.

00:30:01.000 Don't want to be carrying them.

00:30:03.000 No.

00:30:03.000 And then Sadiq's kind of the solution to that, of course, is to stop selling knives that have points on them.

00:30:10.000 If we have round-edged knives, like butter knives.

00:30:13.000 I could stay with a screwdriver.

00:30:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:17.000 Yeah, that's not going to end it, my friend.

00:30:19.000 You could sharpen it.

00:30:21.000 You're trying to knife everything.

00:30:22.000 It's not going to happen.

00:30:23.000 Yeah.

00:30:24.000 I'll just take clippers and make it pointy again.

00:30:27.000 Pook, pook.

00:30:28.000 We're done.

00:30:30.000 Anyway, Siddi Khan, of course, I think he's Pakistani.

00:30:35.000 A lot of the crime in Britain is related to Pakistan.

00:30:40.000 It's Islamic.

00:30:41.000 The Hindus tend to assimilate quite well, despite being from just across the border.

00:30:47.000 And if you want to hang out with some assimilated Indians, you may want to go to Hong Kong, where our next sponsor, Nita Fashions, is from.

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00:34:00.000 So you go, that's just a normal black suit.

00:34:02.000 Oh, yeah, what about this?

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00:34:05.000 Dude, look at that fucking suit.

00:34:08.000 Well, that sounds gay.

00:34:09.000 Is that how low-T guys talk about men in suits?

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00:34:13.000 You sound like you want to have sex with him, though.

00:34:15.000 I don't.

00:34:16.000 You sound a little like him.

00:34:16.000 I didn't.

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00:34:17.000 I didn't?

00:34:18.000 Let me tell you how straight men would say that.

00:34:20.000 No, I do.

00:34:20.000 Ryan.

00:34:21.000 We go, look at that fucking suit.

00:34:23.000 No.

00:34:23.000 Not like, look at that.

00:34:25.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:34:26.000 Gay guys who worry about what they sound like think about saying things.

00:34:30.000 Fucking suit.

00:34:31.000 That's a fucking suit.

00:34:32.000 That's a suit for fucking.

00:34:33.000 So?

00:34:34.000 He could just take his dink out of there and I'd bend over.

00:34:36.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:34:36.000 I got trousers.

00:34:37.000 By the way, they work with homosexuals too.

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00:34:41.000 And they are.

00:34:41.000 That's one thing that confused me about them.

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00:34:47.000 It's good to see you again.

00:34:48.000 What are you doing?

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00:34:59.000 And on that note, before I end it here, talking to them about Hong Kong is fascinating.

00:35:05.000 That place is going down the toilet, and there's no real reason why.

00:35:10.000 It's not really the pandemic.

00:35:11.000 They're not run by China.

00:35:13.000 They've got another 20 years of independence.

00:35:16.000 My theory is that they saw the BLM Antifa riots going on in the West, and they're like, we should fuck shit up.

00:35:23.000 So they started just like lighting cops on fire.

00:35:26.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:35:27.000 And then cops are like, you want to light me on fire?

00:35:29.000 You want to play hardball?

00:35:30.000 So they turned it into a fucking police state.

00:35:34.000 It's, it's, there's, if anyone knew how to do their job, like 60 Minutes or Vice, they would go to Hong Kong and tell us about the fucking fascism going on there.

00:35:42.000 But one of the problems with going there is you need to stay at a hotel and quarantine no matter how vaccined you are for three weeks.

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00:35:51.000 They bring you room service, which costs a fucking fortune.

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00:36:01.000 So we're about to go behind the paywall and stop being free.

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00:36:28.000 Yeah, we'll get to that before we leave.

00:36:30.000 But before we leave and before we mention FOP, I want to read some letters.

00:36:37.000 It's a very interactive show, so let's dive into the mailbag.

00:36:44.000 Including a fun intro.

00:36:45.000 It's all about our ex-employee, Ryan.

00:36:53.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:36:58.000 Let me touch it.

00:37:04.000 Ever seen Kiki Wongo?

00:37:06.000 says this guy who calls himself Gaby Monster.

00:37:10.000 Hot metal babe on TikTok, just saying, seem like Gav's type.

00:37:14.000 So she's an ethnically ambiguous brunette with big lips.

00:37:18.000 I'm assuming we're about to see.

00:37:20.000 Yep.

00:37:21.000 Yes, I follow her on Instagram.

00:37:23.000 She's a good guitar player at Bet.

00:37:25.000 Oh, well, she's usually wearing more clothes than that.

00:37:31.000 A ton of tattoos.

00:37:33.000 Wait, that's her without makeup?

00:37:35.000 Oh, that's her.

00:37:37.000 She's pretty good.

00:37:40.000 I'm not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.

00:37:44.000 So have you been stalking her?

00:37:46.000 I like how you pretend you're not a simp.

00:37:47.000 No, I'm actually following her for her guitar skills.

00:37:51.000 She does a lot of good scales.

00:37:53.000 Check it out.

00:38:03.000 I'm not really into Asian chick, so that does not really.

00:38:07.000 She seems a little too perfect.

00:38:08.000 That's racist.

00:38:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:38:10.000 Let it be racist.

00:38:11.000 She seems a little too sculpted.

00:38:13.000 Sometimes when girls are that attractive, they become handsome.

00:38:16.000 Pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.

00:38:19.000 Damn.

00:38:19.000 That's true.

00:38:20.000 Thank you very much.

00:38:21.000 I'm dumping her for being too hot.

00:38:22.000 By the way, everybody, if you don't know already, you go to the desktop version of the website.

00:38:28.000 You go to the live show.

00:38:30.000 I see the banner at the top.

00:38:31.000 You click that right below the video.

00:38:33.000 Donate to read a message on air, and then we can read messages like such in a second.

00:38:39.000 We should open the phones, too.

00:38:41.000 You want to put the phone number up there?

00:38:42.000 Sure.

00:38:44.000 This is an interesting letter.

00:38:46.000 It starts with Gavin on Tuesday, Semicones.

00:38:49.000 So it's about to quote me, and it says, Ryan told so many boring fucking stories on Monday's show.

00:38:55.000 Man, that show sucked, which I did say.

00:38:58.000 Now it has Anthony and Gavin on compound censored on Wednesday.

00:39:02.000 And quotes, let's talk about the two liars we know for the 8,000th time for 45 minutes to end the show.

00:39:11.000 End of quotes.

00:39:12.000 So the message here is that I'm a hypocrite.

00:39:15.000 And while I call Ryan boring, I'm much more boring than him.

00:39:18.000 You know the scoop that we found on my show?

00:39:21.000 While Looking up Dungeons and Dragons stuff, there was this Dungeon Dragon guy on Steve Colbert, and Colbert was like, Oh, I heard that in your celebrity game, Vin Diesel plays, right?

00:39:32.000 He must.

00:39:33.000 And he's like, No.

00:39:34.000 He's like, I've, you know, I've heard Vin Diesel say he plays, but I know everybody in LA who's anybody who plays Dungeons Dragons, and I don't know anybody who plays with them.

00:39:42.000 And Colbert goes, oh.

00:39:45.000 He basically goes, oh.

00:39:48.000 And so Vin Diesel of all the lies to lie about.

00:39:54.000 For me, I've played Dungeons and Dragons.

00:39:58.000 Kind of in the D ⁇ D scene.

00:39:59.000 I roll like a fucking multi-thing dice, a 50-side dice.

00:40:04.000 20-side die, yeah?

00:40:05.000 Yeah, I have like a thousand hit points.

00:40:07.000 I'm a warrior cleric.

00:40:09.000 How weird is that to lie about?

00:40:11.000 I'm a wizard god.

00:40:12.000 Hey.

00:40:12.000 I just killed a dragon like three days ago.

00:40:16.000 Did he steal the hand of Vecna?

00:40:18.000 I bet not.

00:40:20.000 Wow.

00:40:21.000 That's higher.

00:40:22.000 This one's.

00:40:23.000 But yeah.

00:40:24.000 He has zero hit points.

00:40:26.000 So Tom Morello plays in the game.

00:40:27.000 We expect you to roll a 20 because we're successful with that save.

00:40:31.000 Well, you got to get the wrong one.

00:40:33.000 Can we have friends with him?

00:40:33.000 Who do you play with?

00:40:34.000 When they were kids?

00:40:35.000 Oh, man.

00:40:36.000 This guy, Man Giannanello?

00:40:37.000 Of course.

00:40:37.000 I don't know.

00:40:38.000 Anyway, the letter ends.

00:40:40.000 Ryan did fine, and his impression of the Kenyan Shark Tank was hilarious.

00:40:44.000 People love that.

00:40:44.000 He's still a tard, but now kind of a buff tard.

00:40:48.000 So that's sort of cool.

00:40:48.000 So that's another gay way to compliment a man is to talk about how he's buff.

00:40:53.000 He says he does.

00:40:54.000 He does.

00:40:55.000 Here it is.

00:40:55.000 He's in my home.

00:40:56.000 Vin Diesel plays.

00:40:57.000 You ever play with Vin?

00:40:58.000 I don't know if he does.

00:40:59.000 He says he does.

00:41:00.000 He does, but I don't know anybody that plays with him.

00:41:05.000 And believe me, did you hear that?

00:41:07.000 Did you hear that?

00:41:08.000 My house in LA is the LA hub, and all the writers, directors, comedians, actors, we all started playing again.

00:41:14.000 I'm coming out for the Emmys.

00:41:15.000 Are you going to be out there?

00:41:16.000 Diesel's a fucking liar.

00:41:19.000 Fucking nerds.

00:41:24.000 Do we have any calls on this strange day where we don't usually take calls?

00:41:27.000 Let's see.

00:41:28.000 Well, you know what we should do?

00:41:30.000 Pattigonia.

00:41:31.000 Wait, I missed that one.

00:41:32.000 Pattigonia wants me to listen to the birds because what?

00:41:38.000 Pattigonia, and this is the eco-friendly drag queen.

00:41:43.000 She doesn't read kids' stories.

00:41:47.000 REI, right?

00:41:49.000 Yep.

00:41:50.000 Yeah, she talks to birds.

00:41:53.000 She wants you to know the birds tell us Mother Nature is hella pissed.

00:41:58.000 I got an email from ABC today, and they go, we understand the Pearl Boys were at a Drag Queen story hour reading, and the police are going to charge them with a hate crime.

00:42:09.000 Do you have any comments?

00:42:11.000 I didn't say this.

00:42:12.000 I just sent them to the guys that were there.

00:42:14.000 Better hear from the horse's mouth.

00:42:16.000 But I was thinking, you'd be much happier at home.

00:42:20.000 Your email is like ABC Producer at Nightlime, whatever.

00:42:24.000 I can tell you're a woman because this story is a week old.

00:42:29.000 And you haven't looked into Panda Dolce's video where she says all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick.

00:42:37.000 And the reason you're doing a story a week late is because your heart's not in it.

00:42:41.000 You're playing house as a ABC producer.

00:42:44.000 And I don't think the cops are pressing hate charges anymore.

00:42:47.000 The cops have seen the video and the detective went, oh, yeah, that changes the context.

00:42:53.000 A teensy weensy bit.

00:42:55.000 So you have all the, when you see these news shows, these half-assed news shows, it's because the women who produce them wish they were at home and they're not interested.

00:43:04.000 Like they don't Google shit.

00:43:05.000 They don't send themselves emails at 11.

00:43:07.000 I promise you, these news producers today, these women who would be much happier at home, the second the bell rings at the end of school, they go straight home.

00:43:15.000 They don't think about the news.

00:43:16.000 They don't do shit.

00:43:19.000 They binge Netflix and go out for brunch with their gay friends.

00:43:22.000 That's why the media is so incompetent.

00:43:25.000 That's why the entire left is so incompetent.

00:43:27.000 That's why the hearings started out with, these guys are fucking domestic terrorists.

00:43:32.000 They're going to kill you.

00:43:33.000 And then America went, no, no, we're not nuts about the vandalism, but we feel bad for those guys.

00:43:38.000 Oh, next hearing.

00:43:40.000 We feel bad for these guys too.

00:43:41.000 They were brainwashed by Trump.

00:43:42.000 He's the bad guy.

00:43:44.000 Like, you're changing your whole pitch at one step into the fucking fight.

00:43:50.000 You are on air.

00:43:53.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:43:55.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.

00:43:59.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:44:00.000 You have one thing.

00:44:02.000 Thank you for calling.

00:44:03.000 It's great hearing from you.

00:44:04.000 Bye-bye.

00:44:05.000 All right, next call.

00:44:06.000 I don't have my mic.

00:44:07.000 Oh, I do.

00:44:08.000 I am without a mic.

00:44:10.000 Sand's mic.

00:44:11.000 We have Julian.

00:44:14.000 Hey, Julian.

00:44:16.000 What's going on, Julian?

00:44:19.000 Hey, how's it going, y'all?

00:44:22.000 Good, man.

00:44:22.000 Now, I understand that there's a lot of, there's two different types of Julians, and some of them were Irish guys who were named Leon, and people didn't believe they're Jewish because they were Irish, so they would put the word Jew in front of their name and be Jew Leon.

00:44:41.000 Is that the kind of Leon you are?

00:44:42.000 I'm not about that.

00:44:43.000 I'm a Jesus-loving virgin.

00:44:46.000 Oh, okay.

00:44:47.000 Well, that's really committing to the cause.

00:44:50.000 No, I'm kidding.

00:44:51.000 I had sex with my girlfriend premaritally.

00:44:53.000 Sorry.

00:44:54.000 Well, you're going to have fun in hell.

00:44:55.000 I'm just saying Jesus-loving virgin.

00:44:57.000 You're not going to fuck her in hell.

00:45:00.000 Maybe that's a little sacrifice you have to make.

00:45:03.000 At least I'll be just like in the second circle for Dante's Inferno or something.

00:45:08.000 Yeah, it's just very, very warm there.

00:45:10.000 It's like living in India.

00:45:13.000 I'll just be there with the bankers and shit, you know?

00:45:17.000 Yeah, the Buddhists and everyone else.

00:45:19.000 The Jews.

00:45:21.000 Gavin McKinnis says Jews are going to hell on his show.

00:45:25.000 What can I do you for?

00:45:27.000 Well, I would just...

00:45:29.000 It has to do with the meandering, you know.

00:45:34.000 We see in the news media all the time when a person of non-white descent is shot, unfortunately.

00:45:45.000 Sometimes when they are not armed, they are considered unarmed.

00:45:51.000 So a nice qualifier that I would like for you guys to start using with the GN6 Meandering is the qualifier Unarmed because it was an unarmed meandering.

00:46:07.000 And I think Julian, you just named the show.

00:46:09.000 This episode is called Unarmed.

00:46:11.000 That's what we should really start pushing, is this unarmed insurrection.

00:46:15.000 Because it shows the absurdity of however many people actually went inside.

00:46:21.000 What was that?

00:46:21.000 Like 80?

00:46:22.000 80 people destroying the most powerful nation on earth.

00:46:26.000 A nation that can just throw another war 40 billion without blinking an eye.

00:46:30.000 They can just take it over with.

00:46:32.000 It's a Bell and Sebastian Mosh Pit, basically.

00:46:37.000 It was as dangerous as a Bell and Sebastian Mosh Pit.

00:46:40.000 Same size, same amount of damage.

00:46:43.000 Totally different looking dudes.

00:46:45.000 You could have worn sandals.

00:46:47.000 Yeah.

00:46:48.000 Yeah, that's another thing.

00:46:49.000 They could have easily, everyone could have had flip-flops on, and there would be neri a toenail disturbed.

00:46:56.000 Exactly.

00:46:57.000 We just showed the Ashley Babbitt shooting in that trailer for Nick Cersei's movie.

00:47:02.000 No one talks about the fact that the guy egging her on is in Antifa.

00:47:06.000 John Sullivan, who CNN paid $20,000 to go there and record everything.

00:47:12.000 I thought it was $70K.

00:47:14.000 Oh, maybe it was $70,000, yeah.

00:47:16.000 70.

00:47:17.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:18.000 They're now sending him into Ukraine and everywhere.

00:47:20.000 So if they get caught, they can say, oh, he's just a journalist.

00:47:23.000 He went to Ukraine.

00:47:24.000 They're making him into a journalist with their money.

00:47:28.000 But yes, an Antifa guy.

00:47:31.000 Antifa guy led to a murder.

00:47:33.000 A cop murdered, a black cop murdered a white woman after she was egged on by Antifa.

00:47:39.000 And the narrative is domestic terrorists destroyed the fucking democracy.

00:47:44.000 And by the way, that cop who shot her, who is a retard, he's an affirmative action hire.

00:47:49.000 He's constantly leaving his gun in the bathroom.

00:47:52.000 Imagine being a Secret Service guy and you're just like...

00:47:54.000 He's unarmed when he goes to the bathroom.

00:47:56.000 Yeah, you're like, fuck, where's my gun?

00:47:59.000 Oh, it's in the shit.

00:48:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:01.000 Looks like a toilet paper roll.

00:48:03.000 Yeah, put it in like a side holster if you keep forgetting.

00:48:06.000 But his narrative is, I saved lives that day.

00:48:09.000 So he's a hero, according to the media narrative.

00:48:14.000 Well, I'm sure he's getting a nice little fat paycheck, you know?

00:48:18.000 Yeah.

00:48:18.000 All right, Julian, thanks for calling.

00:48:20.000 So we're going to get cooking here with our people.

00:48:23.000 We call them baby monsters because that was Maddie's nickname in jail.

00:48:27.000 And we're making fun of Lady Gaga's fan base.

00:48:33.000 But we do this every week.

00:48:34.000 Every Thursday, we get in touch with the people and find out what we've done wrong.

00:48:38.000 Like talk about our liar friends for the 8,000th time.

00:48:42.000 But you can't watch that because you're a freeloader.

00:48:45.000 So we're going to say goodbye to you.

00:48:46.000 This show is going to continue for another hour and 10 minutes.

00:48:50.000 And we're going to take calls.

00:48:51.000 But before we go, we're going to say goodbye and thank you to our third sponsor of the show, Fop Medals.

00:48:59.000 I think 100% of our sponsors are veteran-owned.

00:49:02.000 And we didn't plan for that.

00:49:03.000 It's just the way it is.

00:49:04.000 Veteran-run, veteran-owned, established in 2014.

00:49:07.000 The economy appears to be about to blow up.

00:49:10.000 It's really bad right now.

00:49:12.000 It's $100 to fill your tank, but it could get a lot worse.

00:49:16.000 And Biden has just said the other day, he said, we need more money.

00:49:20.000 He said there's going to be a second pandemic.

00:49:23.000 And he's printing money like Mugabe.

00:49:26.000 And that's the dictator in Zimbabwe.

00:49:29.000 Remember Mugabe?

00:49:30.000 Remember you'd need 14 million Zimbabwean dollars to eat a cheeseburger or make a long-distance phone call?

00:49:36.000 We are headed on that path.

00:49:37.000 We are overprinting money.

00:49:39.000 We're living in the movie idiocracy, and the president is giving everyone free money because money is infinite.

00:49:45.000 No, money is not infinite.

00:49:47.000 The more you print, the less value it has.

00:49:51.000 We are in an inflation tidal wave right now.

00:49:54.000 So why not at least put some aside where you know it's tangible and it's solid.

00:50:00.000 FOPMETALS.com, promo code Gavin, 15% off.

00:50:03.000 It's not FOP.

00:50:05.000 It's PHAUP.

00:50:06.000 Look up FOP Metals FOP, though.

00:50:09.000 They should bounce it there and make sure it goes there.

00:50:12.000 That would be a smart move.

00:50:13.000 PHAUPMETATAS.com.

00:50:16.000 They've got a half gram gold bar, 50 bucks.

00:50:20.000 You can start small.

00:50:21.000 You can go big, but have something.

00:50:25.000 Wait, what the fuck?

00:50:26.000 What?

00:50:27.000 If you go to FOPmetals.com.

00:50:29.000 Yeah.

00:50:30.000 It's a.

00:50:39.000 Wow.

00:50:40.000 That's not good.

00:50:41.000 That's amazing.

00:50:43.000 Wait, who did that?

00:50:44.000 Well, it's probably AI.

00:50:46.000 AI probably listens to you.

00:50:48.000 It hears you go, that's a nice fucking suit.

00:50:51.000 And it's like, I think that guy must be fag.

00:50:53.000 I am changing.

00:50:54.000 I heard URL mentioned on phaupmedals.com.

00:50:58.000 Don't go to FOPmetals.com.

00:51:00.000 Go to phaupmedals.com.

00:51:03.000 That's where you can get quality.

00:51:05.000 Plus, it just looks cool.

00:51:07.000 Of all the knickknacks and bric-a-brac to have around your house, these coins and silver and gold bars, they're beautiful to look at.

00:51:14.000 No wonder gold's been popular for over 30 years.

00:51:17.000 Did you know gold was considered valuable 30 years ago even?

00:51:22.000 30 years.

00:51:23.000 Yes, in 1980, people would have gold.

00:51:26.000 You can go back in history.

00:51:27.000 You can go back to, if you go like to the Middle East, in 1979, they thought gold was valuable.

00:51:34.000 Like $400 an ounce.

00:51:36.000 And what is it now?

00:51:37.000 $2,000.

00:51:38.000 Wow.

00:51:39.000 See?

00:51:40.000 It goes up.

00:51:41.000 It's never going to stop going up.

00:51:43.000 So get your precious metals.

00:51:44.000 Silvercoins.metals.com.

00:51:46.000 I take my silver coins and I just like...

00:51:48.000 No, no, no.

00:51:48.000 We're done.

00:51:48.000 The ads.

00:51:49.000 No, you can't.

00:51:49.000 No, no.

00:51:51.000 Popmetals.com.

00:51:54.000 So we say goodbye now to the freeloaders.

00:51:56.000 We continue behind the paywall.

00:51:58.000 And to everyone involved in the show, I like to end every episode with get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:52:24.000 Boring bitches, dude.

00:53:17.000 Come on, bear there, bud.

00:53:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:19.000 Gotcha.

00:53:20.000 Sorry I called you dummy there.

00:53:21.000 I really hate it.

00:53:23.000 And I was wrong.

00:53:28.000 Yes, yes.

00:53:29.000 For anybody inquiring about DD, we're full.

00:53:32.000 I'm sorry.

00:53:34.000 A lot of baby monsters came forward saying they want to play D ⁇ D, but we're all full.

00:53:39.000 There's too many now.

00:53:40.000 We might as well have a beer together.

00:53:42.000 But thank you.

00:53:45.000 All right, are we starting again?

00:53:47.000 Oh, we're in.

00:53:49.000 100%.

00:53:50.000 Sylvia was in.

00:53:51.000 She called me every day this week.

00:53:54.000 And then when I went to pick her up, she said, no, I can't go.

00:53:58.000 Which is a pain in the ass because she does not live near the Bronx.

00:54:01.000 But okay.

00:54:02.000 Okay.

00:54:02.000 And she calls me.

00:54:03.000 She calls me at like 7 a.m. this morning.

00:54:06.000 She goes, Gavin, I'm going to be good to go.

00:54:08.000 And I heard you won $80 trillion.

00:54:12.000 Can you give me a trillion?

00:54:14.000 $80 trillion.

00:54:15.000 That's not funny.

00:54:16.000 Like, $8 million would be funnier.

00:54:18.000 At least $80 trillion is not possible.

00:54:20.000 I think the world, all the cash in the entire world, well, tangible cash, I think I read once was $14 trillion that you could touch.

00:54:30.000 But anyway.

00:54:33.000 And she goes, what would you do with $80 trillion?

00:54:36.000 And I go, I guess I would just conduct massive law fair and sue everyone in the country who calls Proud Boys racist and all that shit.

00:54:44.000 And she goes, oh, I got something better.

00:54:46.000 You fucking kill them.

00:54:48.000 Give me the money.

00:54:49.000 I'll get a gun and shoot them dead.

00:54:52.000 So now I have Sylvia as my Charles Bronson, just like with her walker going up.

00:54:58.000 Excuse me, are you the reporter from fucking Washington Post?

00:55:01.000 Yes, why?

00:55:05.000 She'll be a serial killer.

00:55:07.000 That's not a great look for a free speech absolutist to be murdering his critics.

00:55:11.000 The SCOTUS ruling in New York makes the case for concealed carry reciprocity.

00:55:16.000 Other states' permits honored.

00:55:17.000 Easier.

00:55:18.000 If caught with a not honored CCW permit, one can sue and cite the case.

00:55:22.000 Reciprocity laws are of the same category and referenced by Thomas in the opinion.

00:55:28.000 In New York State as it stands right now, well, prior to this decision, New York didn't reciprocate with any other state.

00:55:37.000 Which is relatively rare, right?

00:55:39.000 No, a lot of states, certain states honor like 30 other states.

00:55:43.000 Yeah, that's what I mean.

00:55:44.000 Like your buddy there, he was talking, he was bringing his statement.

00:55:46.000 I'm allowed to carry like 38 states.

00:55:48.000 Yeah.

00:55:50.000 I can't believe.

00:55:51.000 He has New York and Connecticut all.

00:55:53.000 I mean, he has both.

00:55:54.000 Should we go down to one police plaza?

00:55:56.000 Well, you can't.

00:55:59.000 I don't think you're even allowed in one police plaza.

00:56:03.000 But I'm cheering today.

00:56:05.000 I might just go and try it.

00:56:07.000 Why not?

00:56:08.000 Good afternoon, guys.

00:56:09.000 Can't you, you know?

00:56:10.000 Ryan, you got to get an in-the-beginning drop.

00:56:13.000 In the beginning.

00:56:14.000 Every time I fuck up what I'm trying to say, you should have it in the beginning.

00:56:17.000 In the beginning.

00:56:18.000 Anyway, I went to the bar near Sylvia's place, and I've been there a few times, and this lunatic comes in.

00:56:27.000 She orders a water.

00:56:28.000 Her purse is an old ratty tote with strings on it.

00:56:32.000 I don't think she's homeless.

00:56:34.000 She has long gray hair, and she is really, really boring, like whackpack levels boring.

00:56:42.000 Yeah.

00:56:43.000 In fact, I'm going to call her right now.

00:56:46.000 And I said, do you want to come do a podcast?

00:56:48.000 All right, well, how much does it cost?

00:56:51.000 And now she's sending me emojis.

00:56:53.000 She sent me an emoji of a little boy, emoji of a train track, and now an emoji of a bicycle.

00:57:00.000 Do you know her name?

00:57:02.000 No.

00:57:02.000 Okay, I'm going to give her a call.

00:57:05.000 Anyway, she said yes and then changed her mind.

00:57:09.000 I was this close to getting her.

00:57:11.000 She could sit on that couch and bore us to death.

00:57:14.000 She is one of the weirdest people in the world.

00:57:17.000 It's definitely like watching paint dry.

00:57:20.000 Yeah.

00:57:20.000 And she's getting real, like, confident.

00:57:24.000 She keeps interrupting people and telling a story about how someone went into a limousine.

00:57:31.000 Hello?

00:57:36.000 Oh, she did that last time.

00:57:39.000 Maybe she's not a fan of the phone.

00:57:45.000 I saw her one time, and she was trying to tell me that the store up the street used to sell shirts for $12, and now they're $25.

00:57:54.000 Perfect.

00:57:54.000 See?

00:57:55.000 I was like, oh, okay.

00:57:56.000 Got to get her.

00:57:57.000 I didn't know how to respond to that.

00:58:00.000 Sounds like the price of shirts is going up.

00:58:02.000 There was a gentleman that was in that little bar that's near Sylvia's house.

00:58:06.000 And he was kind of like drooling on him, like spilling his beer.

00:58:12.000 And she was going, would you look at this guy?

00:58:14.000 His shirt's soaking wet.

00:58:16.000 You must think this is what t-shirt contest?

00:58:18.000 Oh, wow.

00:58:20.000 Oh, boy.

00:58:20.000 She's getting edgy.

00:58:22.000 And then she was like, you know, you could probably go up the street and buy a shirt.

00:58:25.000 He goes, but years ago, it was $12 for the shirt.

00:58:28.000 Now it's $25.

00:58:29.000 Can you believe it's $25 for a shirt?

00:58:31.000 And I'm like, I got to get her in the shirt.

00:58:34.000 I don't know where she's going with it, but okay.

00:58:36.000 How are we going to get her in the fucking funny?

00:58:37.000 So true.

00:58:39.000 Did you find in the beginning, it's already a drop.

00:58:42.000 Oh, it is?

00:58:43.000 Indienni.

00:58:45.000 In the beginning.

00:58:48.000 Wait.

00:58:49.000 I want to see the whole thing.

00:58:50.000 It goes on for five minutes.

00:58:51.000 Fucking Zuma, man.

00:58:52.000 I forgot The whole thing.

00:58:54.000 Here we go.

00:58:54.000 He's the best.

00:58:56.000 Is he the current head of South Africa?

00:58:59.000 Yeah.

00:59:00.000 I still believe in Zumo.

00:59:02.000 In SCC1.

00:59:07.000 In the in the beginning.

00:59:11.000 In the beginning.

00:59:13.000 Yeah.

00:59:14.000 In the.

00:59:18.000 In the beginning.

00:59:23.000 Yeah.

00:59:24.000 If you change the first part, it doesn't help the second part.

00:59:26.000 I like how he says, yeah, I nailed it every single time he fucks it up.

00:59:30.000 Just say it five more times because I got it right.

00:59:33.000 In the beginning.

00:59:35.000 In the beginning.

00:59:37.000 In the degree.

00:59:38.000 I don't know if anyone vote for that guy.

00:59:40.000 I mean, I wouldn't mock a three-year-old for having trouble with this sentence.

00:59:47.000 Around four, you start going, dude, five all bets are off.

00:59:52.000 Yeah.

00:59:53.000 Is he just as bad with numbers?

00:59:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:56.000 He was trying to say like 3 billion that the ginin.

01:00:00.000 608?

01:00:01.000 But wasn't Jacob Zuma, wasn't he the head of like the socialist party that are not really forced to?

01:00:08.000 I mean, obviously he took over by force.

01:00:09.000 He was a former president of South Africa.

01:00:13.000 We could ask Beth.

01:00:15.000 Okay, Beth.

01:00:18.000 816.

01:00:19.000 They're playing harmonica.

01:00:21.000 Hello, Beth.

01:00:22.000 She's been on hold for so long.

01:00:24.000 She's playing the blues like a southern prisoner.

01:00:29.000 I've been on hold.

01:00:32.000 Hey there, Beth.

01:00:32.000 Hey, what's up?

01:00:34.000 Hey.

01:00:36.000 Best, you sound like a dude.

01:00:39.000 No, I love asbestos.

01:00:41.000 I'm the admin on the baby monsters chat.

01:00:43.000 Oh, I love asbestos.

01:00:46.000 I don't know why it didn't show up as I love asbestos, but anyway, I wanted to dip my toes in the JQ pool real quick.

01:00:57.000 Oh, great.

01:00:58.000 And it's not going to go the way you think it is.

01:01:00.000 But, you know, like these dudes that blame everything on the Jews, like, oh my God, you know, but they never bring up China.

01:01:10.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:11.000 Like, could you imagine if John Cena went on camera and was like, I'm sorry for, you know, fucking acknowledging Palestine as a state, but he said it in like Hebrew or Yiddish, whatever they speak over there.

01:01:26.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:27.000 Yeah, well, you do kind of see that.

01:01:28.000 Who is the guy who played Sid and Sid and Nancy and was also the commissioner in Batman, British guy?

01:01:36.000 Do you know who I'm talking about?

01:01:38.000 Oh, I have no idea.

01:01:39.000 Gary Oldman.

01:01:40.000 Gary Oldman was doing a Playboy interview.

01:01:42.000 He had a few beers, and he goes, yeah, I mean, I'm not going to lie, Jews are disproportionately in power in Hollywood.

01:01:49.000 I mean, they don't deny that.

01:01:51.000 And that affects how you speak about them.

01:01:53.000 If I was to criticize Jews right now, I'd have to make a formal apology, you know, the second it came out.

01:02:00.000 After that interview came out, the ADL demanded he make a public apology.

01:02:05.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:02:07.000 And like, the craziest thing is, like, they control, like, the Chinese control way more than, like, these ginos.

01:02:15.000 You know what I mean?

01:02:16.000 Like, fucking, like, we can't even have fucking pictures of, like, Taiwan in movies, or we can't even, like, make a Red Dawn movie with China in it.

01:02:28.000 Like, you know, that's a very solid point.

01:02:30.000 And you think of, like, the gynos who they put signs on their lawns to make people uncomfortable, or they'll do a dumb blog post, or they'll write about the Prowl Boys in the Washington Post, which is bad.

01:02:41.000 All of those are bad for America.

01:02:42.000 They're divisive and wrong.

01:02:44.000 But they're not killing 280 teenagers a day, 280 people a day, 16-year-old girls, rich and poor, black and white, murdering them with fentanyl.

01:02:56.000 They're not controlling our entire debt system.

01:02:59.000 How much money do we owe China?

01:03:02.000 Trillions of dollars we owe them.

01:03:05.000 They own our dollar.

01:03:06.000 They devoured our manufacturing.

01:03:08.000 You drive through the Midwest, it's the Rust Belt.

01:03:11.000 It's just abandoned factories because they took all our labor.

01:03:14.000 I think, I believe China has no problem with the fentanyl because we made them do opium a million years ago.

01:03:23.000 So they're like, fuck you.

01:03:24.000 Now you try it on for size, motherfucker.

01:03:27.000 Sayonara.

01:03:28.000 Yeah.

01:03:29.000 And you look at all these politicians that have ties with China.

01:03:32.000 You have fucking General Millie calling China saying, hey, dude, Trump suggested about nuke and you better watch out, buddy.

01:03:39.000 And he doesn't even get, like, you know, he doesn't even get like treason.

01:03:44.000 It's just like, oh, yeah, he's cool.

01:03:45.000 Yeah, that's all right.

01:03:46.000 That's fine.

01:03:46.000 Yeah.

01:03:47.000 Yeah, you have the president of the United States.

01:03:49.000 Remember Joe Biden before he was president?

01:03:51.000 As he was running, he goes, they're not the bad guys.

01:03:55.000 Okay?

01:03:55.000 They're the good guys.

01:03:57.000 Relax.

01:03:59.000 Get off China's butt.

01:04:01.000 Yeah, great point.

01:04:03.000 Yeah, I just think the Jew thing is just a red herring sometimes.

01:04:06.000 But yeah, that's all I wanted to say.

01:04:09.000 Thanks for calling.

01:04:10.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:04:11.000 Oh, you get to thanks for calling me, motherfucker?

01:04:13.000 How about the motherfucking thanks for calling you?

01:04:17.000 No, you don't thanks for calling me.

01:04:19.000 I thanks for calling you, motherfucker.

01:04:22.000 This guy's talking about big fig fucking bitches.

01:04:28.000 Go ahead, Jones.

01:04:29.000 412.

01:04:33.000 Go ahead there, Jones.

01:04:34.000 Go, Jones.

01:04:35.000 Yeah, but I think you're full of shit.

01:04:37.000 Oh!

01:04:40.000 What if I am?

01:04:40.000 Go on.

01:04:43.000 The other day, you were talking about the Game of Thrones chicks boobs in that pistol miniseries.

01:04:50.000 But those have to be probably the fakest tits.

01:04:53.000 I think they even look like prosthetics.

01:04:54.000 If you pull up that scene that she's in.

01:04:57.000 Do you remember saying that?

01:04:58.000 Wait, you're calling me a liar.

01:05:00.000 To lie is to knowingly say something that is untrue.

01:05:05.000 I saw some tits.

01:05:07.000 They seem like fantastic tits.

01:05:09.000 They were the perfect tits.

01:05:11.000 They were the perfect tits.

01:05:12.000 It's conceivable that those are fake.

01:05:14.000 That doesn't make me, quote unquote, full of shit.

01:05:18.000 But don't you always say you hate fake tits?

01:05:20.000 You say they're bullshit?

01:05:21.000 I hate them.

01:05:24.000 Well, there's fake tits, like implants, and then there's a movie studio making a silicon chest of perfect tits for a movie scene.

01:05:32.000 But, okay, thanks for calling.

01:05:34.000 We're going to investigate that.

01:05:35.000 No, you don't get two things.

01:05:37.000 Now we've got to go look up those tits.

01:05:38.000 We're on the tit hunt.

01:05:40.000 Not to be confused with the tit hunt.

01:05:42.000 No, no, please.

01:05:44.000 You don't know how to do this?

01:05:45.000 No, no, I am.

01:05:46.000 I was saying we cannot confuse the two.

01:05:48.000 No, please.

01:05:50.000 You just go tits, pistol.

01:05:51.000 Pistol, trailer.

01:05:52.000 You think Hollywood does that?

01:05:53.000 No, it's not going to be in the trailer.

01:05:54.000 It was on the trailer.

01:05:55.000 Prostatic busts.

01:05:56.000 It was?

01:05:56.000 Yes.

01:05:58.000 You think Hollywood what?

01:05:59.000 Does prosthetic bust?

01:06:00.000 Yes, I just saw one.

01:06:02.000 There was a movie about some 50s bombshell, and the woman sat in makeup for like five hours getting a chest.

01:06:10.000 This whole thing was fake.

01:06:14.000 Jeez.

01:06:18.000 Did we miss them already?

01:06:19.000 So it was this trailer, but it was...

01:06:21.000 They don't...

01:06:23.000 It was the same trailer, but unedited.

01:06:25.000 So let me see if I can find that.

01:06:26.000 Yeah, it was on FX.

01:06:27.000 I don't think they're going to have tits flying around.

01:06:30.000 No, they have tits on FX.

01:06:31.000 They wouldn't have tits on YouTube.

01:06:34.000 Although she was wearing a transparent thing.

01:06:38.000 Now we're going to have to spend the whole episode trying to figure out the veracity of these tits.

01:06:45.000 Is there another call or?

01:06:46.000 The veracity of tits.

01:06:48.000 Yeah, Pete, Red Flag Laws.

01:06:50.000 One better name than Unarmed.

01:06:51.000 Go ahead, Pete.

01:06:53.000 Yo, what's up, guys?

01:06:55.000 What's happening?

01:06:55.000 Yo.

01:06:56.000 Hi, everybody.

01:06:58.000 Have you guys been paying attention to this red law, our red flag law shit?

01:07:04.000 Yeah, I'm very dubious of it.

01:07:06.000 I mean, as Anthony was saying yesterday, you get one angry ex-girlfriend, and you're on the red flag list.

01:07:13.000 Yeah, and I'm in North Carolina, which is pretty red.

01:07:18.000 And both of my senators voted for this shit.

01:07:22.000 How naive do you have to be to think that a red flag law is only going to catch the Dylan Roofs and the fucking Sandy Hooks and all of those Uvelde shooters, and no one else is going to get caught in the net?

01:07:36.000 Even no-fly lists.

01:07:38.000 When you look up the no-fly list, there's like one or two Muslims who are problematic and then a million people.

01:07:43.000 The no-fly lists include people where they have the same name as a terrorist or a similar spelling and they're on the fucking.

01:07:52.000 What's going to happen to the cops who get arrested for domestic abuse?

01:07:55.000 Yeah.

01:07:56.000 Can they carry a gun down?

01:07:58.000 What's going to happen to the people in the military who get arrested for domestic abuse?

01:08:03.000 I mean, I've got, you know, die-hard conservative, older conservative veterans that I'll argue with about concealed carry.

01:08:13.000 I mean, you're not stopping anyone who is law-abiding by having a concealed carry law, let alone the red flag law.

01:08:24.000 If the government says I can have a weapon, but I can't put it in my pocket, otherwise I'm a felon, unless I get a special concealed carry.

01:08:38.000 None of it makes sense.

01:08:40.000 People need to wake the fuck up and call their senator.

01:08:45.000 Get thousands of voicemails, even if they don't listen to it.

01:08:49.000 I mean, try.

01:08:50.000 I called both of the sen Tom Tillis and Burr.

01:08:55.000 Bunch of fucking idiots.

01:08:57.000 Get that new one down there.

01:08:59.000 Tony Cowden.

01:09:03.000 It's insane, man.

01:09:05.000 If this passes, we're all fucked.

01:09:09.000 Yeah.

01:09:10.000 Are those real?

01:09:13.000 I agree with you.

01:09:13.000 And the one thing I wanted to bring up, I forgot to bring up when I was talking about the concealed carry.

01:09:17.000 There's on that Daily Mail link we talked about at the beginning of the show, they're interviewing a guy, and he's like, you know, in New York City, you used to talk to someone and it was just a given that they didn't have a gun on them.

01:09:28.000 Now you could be on the R train and the person next to you might have a gun.

01:09:33.000 And that's supposed to be bad.

01:09:35.000 I'm like, dude, in East New York right now, if it's dark out, the person next to you has a gun and it's illegal.

01:09:41.000 I want to know that now everyone else has a fucking gun.

01:09:45.000 Obviously.

01:09:47.000 And how is there not countless lawsuits?

01:09:52.000 I mean, I'm in North Carolina.

01:09:54.000 I carry a gun with me all the time.

01:09:57.000 I don't have a concealed carry permit.

01:10:01.000 I can legally open carry it like an asshole, or I can have a holster inside the waistband and carry it where people don't see it.

01:10:11.000 I'm not out selling drugs.

01:10:12.000 I'm not robbing people.

01:10:14.000 So the chances of me getting searched are low.

01:10:18.000 Unless I have to use it.

01:10:19.000 So say I have to use it and they find out it was concealed.

01:10:24.000 Are they going to charge me with a concealed weapons charge?

01:10:30.000 I mean, how does that hold up in court?

01:10:33.000 Well, in New York City, they would just send you to jail and you wouldn't really have any time in court.

01:10:39.000 But yeah, you're right.

01:10:40.000 There should be more people fighting for this.

01:10:42.000 That's what I think is so exciting about this Supreme Court decision.

01:10:44.000 It seems like the authorities are getting back to the Constitution and the law.

01:10:48.000 Steps in the right direction.

01:10:50.000 Yeah, conveniently.

01:10:51.000 And one, you know, it's all null and void if the red flag law is passed.

01:10:58.000 Okay?

01:10:59.000 Fine, have your weapons.

01:11:00.000 But then some completely bullshit reason, somebody, your neighbor calls and says, you know, I think he's up to no good.

01:11:10.000 And then the police can enter your home now and take your weapons.

01:11:15.000 And how do they know how many weapons you have?

01:11:18.000 Like, how do, like, play it out?

01:11:19.000 How do they enforce this?

01:11:22.000 And also, say my neighbor calls.

01:11:25.000 I give them a gun, but say I have 16 more guns hidden.

01:11:30.000 So how do they fucking know what you have without a registry, without a national registry, which is what this will lead to?

01:11:38.000 And on top of that, who defines who can make a red flag complaint?

01:11:43.000 Like, can you just say, Alex Jones, I saw him on TV.

01:11:46.000 He seems like a red flag.

01:11:48.000 Anyone who's a proud boy, I'm going to give them all red flags.

01:11:51.000 Is it an anonymous Craftsman.

01:11:54.000 So vague.

01:11:57.000 All right, man.

01:11:58.000 Thanks for calling.

01:11:59.000 We've got to get back to these tits.

01:12:02.000 So it's Maisie Williams.

01:12:04.000 Yeah, here they are.

01:12:07.000 Does that look prosthetic?

01:12:07.000 It kind of looks prosthetic, right?

01:12:09.000 Yeah, it looks fake.

01:12:10.000 Well, we're looking through Maisie Williams admits to showing off boobs when auditioning for Danny Boyle's upcoming Sex Pistols.

01:12:20.000 So she showed her tits to get the gig.

01:12:22.000 Nice.

01:12:23.000 She was somewhat reluctant to play punk rock fashion icon Pamela Rook, also known as Jordan, because she was made aware that the role required her to be nude.

01:12:32.000 She Williams' agent forwarded Game of Thrones Star a clarification from Boyle that read, Jordan was a political statement, and clarified the punk rock icon's entire ethos was turn the male gaze upon itself.

01:12:48.000 This reassurance from Boyle reportedly worked, and the new mutants actress noted, if I take my top off, I want to make other people feel uncomfortable.

01:12:57.000 I didn't.

01:12:58.000 I felt so uncomfortable.

01:12:59.000 Yeah.

01:12:59.000 I was like, oh, blue.

01:13:00.000 I thought she had a nice ass.

01:13:02.000 This was the OG.

01:13:03.000 That's the original girl?

01:13:05.000 Yep.

01:13:06.000 While making people uncomfortable may have been Williams' main train of thought, Director Danny Beau was utterly impressed by her determination.

01:13:14.000 Blah, blah, fucking blah.

01:13:16.000 These are looking like real tits, guys.

01:13:18.000 Yeah, but look at the nibbles, so unsymmetrical.

01:13:20.000 One's like pointed up.

01:13:23.000 Well, it could be caught on the transparent plastic.

01:13:29.000 The polyurethane.

01:13:31.000 So if you just look up Maisie Williams in quotes and then go for Jordan and then go for topless, we should see a whole slew of pictures.

01:13:46.000 Whoa, Jordan had some shitty tits.

01:13:49.000 Those beautiful tits are based on a real pair of droopers.

01:13:55.000 Can we show the droopers?

01:13:57.000 And they're real.

01:14:01.000 I think they're real, too.

01:14:02.000 This is how to make men go quiet.

01:14:04.000 Send them on a tit investigator.

01:14:06.000 Not safe for work.

01:14:07.000 These are not prosthetic tits.

01:14:11.000 I think those are her real tits.

01:14:13.000 Oh, they look nice.

01:14:15.000 Those are perfect.

01:14:17.000 So in other words, I believe...

01:14:18.000 She looks like she's got a nice ass from the picture earlier.

01:14:21.000 Yeah, you can even tell from her lower back that there's someone is setting out on a mission to go far, far away from her coccus and create a great ass.

01:14:33.000 So what is this, the fappening?

01:14:35.000 Is this legal for us to show?

01:14:37.000 I don't know.

01:14:38.000 She's not attractive, though.

01:14:40.000 No.

01:14:41.000 You don't think so?

01:14:42.000 No.

01:14:44.000 She still looks like a child to me.

01:14:47.000 But you look kind of like not children, but you like that sort of round face.

01:14:52.000 That sort of Slavic Eastern European face, like that gymnast you were obsessed with.

01:14:57.000 Oh, I love her.

01:14:58.000 I am Schlomer.

01:14:59.000 She's my future ex-wife.

01:15:00.000 What's her name again?

01:15:01.000 I can't remember.

01:15:03.000 But I love her.

01:15:05.000 I don't know.

01:15:06.000 It's such a wide.

01:15:07.000 I don't know.

01:15:09.000 She looks kind of Polish.

01:15:11.000 She looks weird.

01:15:12.000 It is Polish-ish.

01:15:15.000 Hey, guys.

01:15:16.000 Hey.

01:15:17.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:15:17.000 Who's there?

01:15:18.000 Oh, not so much.

01:15:19.000 Griffin calling from PG.

01:15:22.000 How's it going this Thursday?

01:15:24.000 It's good.

01:15:24.000 How are you?

01:15:25.000 Hello.

01:15:26.000 Is that Prince George County?

01:15:28.000 No, Prince George BC.

01:15:31.000 Okay.

01:15:32.000 Oh, Vancouver, actually.

01:15:34.000 Tree planted.

01:15:35.000 I got to say, people in British Columbia say A more than any Canadian I've ever come across.

01:15:40.000 Yeah.

01:15:40.000 Yeah, my dad says tagger instead of tiger A all the time.

01:15:44.000 We're pretty got our own lingo.

01:15:47.000 That's reasonable.

01:15:48.000 Do you smoke fucking darts on your break, Fuck?

01:15:51.000 I used to.

01:15:52.000 I chew tobacco all the time, though.

01:15:54.000 Oh, fucking rights there, guy.

01:15:56.000 What could I do this for?

01:15:58.000 So is Colin, I don't know, are you familiar with Andrew Schultz?

01:16:02.000 Yep, yep.

01:16:04.000 Dude, maybe you've, have you been around him fairly often, like in person?

01:16:09.000 No, never.

01:16:10.000 He's Bill Schultz's cousin.

01:16:12.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:16:15.000 Dude, I find him, like, Rogan praises him.

01:16:18.000 Everyone praises him.

01:16:19.000 I get that he did a few things in, like, the social media space, comedy-wise, that was pretty cool, but I can't fucking stand the guy.

01:16:27.000 That flagrant, too.

01:16:29.000 If you watch any of the clips, dude, he just talks like a black guy, like 24-7.

01:16:35.000 Yeah, it bothers me.

01:16:36.000 He's Jewish as fuck.

01:16:37.000 His little Akash, little Indian dude.

01:16:40.000 So it's so annoying.

01:16:42.000 And fucking, yeah, I just, I don't understand the appeal whatsoever.

01:16:47.000 Is that his podcast, Flagrant?

01:16:49.000 The Flagrant Shit.

01:16:50.000 Yeah, Flagrant too, dude.

01:16:51.000 Shane Gillis went on, and like 45 minutes into the podcast, Andrew Schultz just stops it and goes, dude, I feel like you're mailing it in right now.

01:17:00.000 And Shane's like, what?

01:17:01.000 And it gets like super quiet.

01:17:02.000 And he's like, you're just something's off, man.

01:17:05.000 Like, should we restart this podcast or maybe just not do this?

01:17:08.000 And Shane's like, wait, what?

01:17:10.000 Gets so awkward.

01:17:11.000 And then for the next 20 minutes, they just shit on Shane about being like boring, I guess.

01:17:16.000 It's fucking weird, man.

01:17:18.000 Well, we're going to check it out right now.

01:17:20.000 Thanks for calling.

01:17:21.000 Shane Gillis.

01:17:22.000 Thanks a lot.

01:17:22.000 Thanks for calling.

01:17:23.000 Yeah, outside of, I said it first.

01:17:25.000 Shane Gillis, outside of Christopher Hitchen, is the least boring guy around.

01:17:31.000 Like every show he's on, it's like eating a gummy.

01:17:35.000 He's so relaxing and real and honest and self-effacing.

01:17:39.000 Like he's one of the realest niggas that I've ever listened to.

01:17:43.000 He's a fucking real dude, dude.

01:17:46.000 You want to know, remember the crazy thing about Shane Gillis?

01:17:50.000 Dude, I think God might be talking to us through Shane Gillis because he did a sketch about a fireman who rescues a family of Hispanics and he gets their nationality wrong and they start calling him racist and he's like, what?

01:18:06.000 Then they start going through his social media and they found out that he wore a MAGA hat and that he said some sort of slur once when he was wasted to his friend and he gets fired from the fire department.

01:18:18.000 Meanwhile, he's covered in smoke.

01:18:19.000 He just saved the family's life.

01:18:25.000 The firehouse he chose for that sketch, afterwards, it turned out that whatever the vice president is in the fire department, when you have like a house, the second from the top, was a proud boy.

01:18:40.000 And so they said, well, you have to shut the firehouse down because, or you have to fire him.

01:18:45.000 Sorry, you have to fire him because what's going to happen is he's going to show up at a fire.

01:18:49.000 He'll see it's a black house because he's racist and he's going to be like, no, I'm not putting it out.

01:18:53.000 I want them to burn.

01:18:56.000 That's the logic when they get these people fired.

01:18:58.000 There'll be an EMT and he won't save them.

01:19:01.000 Meanwhile, you had Britain, the NHS, talking about not administering emergency services to someone who's racist.

01:19:11.000 Jesus Christ.

01:19:12.000 So we have no, not that we're racist, but the right has no intention of holding back services to anyone, but the left has openly advocated for it.

01:19:23.000 Yeah, I guess that's, we don't have to watch the whole thing.

01:19:26.000 So he chose a random firehouse in Pennsylvania to be the source.

01:19:30.000 But it was a problem.

01:19:31.000 So they said, you fire him now or we're going to shut you down.

01:19:34.000 The city of Pennsylvania, in Pennsylvania, said, shut him, fire him, or we're shutting you down.

01:19:39.000 They said, we're not firing him.

01:19:40.000 He's our brother.

01:19:41.000 And so they shut it down.

01:19:42.000 They shut down the firehouse.

01:19:43.000 So now no one has service if there's a fire.

01:19:46.000 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

01:19:48.000 In the name of fucking racism.

01:19:52.000 You absolute losers.

01:19:53.000 And I thought, so Shane's sketch came true at the same firehouse.

01:19:58.000 And then he gets fired from SNL because, remember what the actual thing was?

01:20:04.000 The actual thing was he's joking around and he goes, how about, like, where do Chinatowns come from?

01:20:09.000 They're just there.

01:20:10.000 Like, they don't spring up.

01:20:12.000 No one plans them.

01:20:12.000 It's just boom.

01:20:13.000 And then his friend goes, yeah, someone's like, what the fuck?

01:20:16.000 Where are all these chinks come from?

01:20:18.000 So he's doing a character.

01:20:20.000 His friend is doing a character and it's a guy who says the word chink, but he's not saying it.

01:20:25.000 The guy is.

01:20:26.000 And it's in a joke.

01:20:28.000 No one says that when they see Chinatown.

01:20:31.000 And that's why he lost a job at SNL.

01:20:33.000 So that sketch, I think God was getting involved and putting a few little business cards in there for us to see.

01:20:39.000 Because the coincidences are just bizarre.

01:20:42.000 What I don't like about Schultz is he doesn't always talk black.

01:20:45.000 When he's not around black people, he talks real white.

01:20:48.000 Oh, that's one of the least annoying things about white people.

01:20:54.000 And for that matter, black people.

01:20:57.000 When Joy Reed is around real blacks, she's like, damn, motherfucker, how about your weave?

01:21:02.000 Am I right?

01:21:03.000 Am I right, motherfuckers?

01:21:05.000 Got a horse-track in.

01:21:07.000 She always overdoes it too.

01:21:08.000 And the Bronx blacks are like, I don't remember you being in the neighborhood.

01:21:12.000 Where'd you get that accent?

01:21:13.000 Aren't you an African aristocrat from Ohio?

01:21:16.000 And Akash bothers me because he's basically Randy, fucking NZ Zansari's character.

01:21:22.000 Where he's like, he's always like, yo, but for real, though, but we black, you know?

01:21:26.000 He's always talking black, and it's really crazy.

01:21:29.000 Because you're brown, you get to be black.

01:21:32.000 You mailed it in a little bit.

01:21:34.000 I'll be honest with you, I did.

01:21:37.000 That's all I needed.

01:21:38.000 Look.

01:21:39.000 That's all I needed.

01:21:40.000 You know, sometimes you don't have it.

01:21:42.000 Well, I hope you guys enjoyed Shane's first and only appearance on Playground.

01:21:45.000 I've been talking about how great Shane is for fucking months.

01:21:47.000 Yeah, I come on here.

01:21:48.000 I've been literally thinking, hey, this guy's fucking hilarious.

01:21:51.000 Go check out the specials, the things.

01:21:54.000 And you come on here and just take a look at it.

01:21:55.000 I'll tell you what did it.

01:21:56.000 I'll tell you what did it.

01:21:57.000 First couple minutes of compliments put me in a shit.

01:22:00.000 Oh, you're such a fucking dude.

01:22:02.000 That's true.

01:22:02.000 Oh, come on.

01:22:03.000 That's fucking weird.

01:22:04.000 I like that.

01:22:06.000 Wait, so this isn't how the caller described it.

01:22:08.000 This is.

01:22:08.000 Well, he calls him out for mailing it in.

01:22:11.000 Yeah.

01:22:11.000 But he said Shane goes, what?

01:22:13.000 Are you serious?

01:22:14.000 Well, Shane didn't.

01:22:15.000 Shane said, yeah, I am.

01:22:16.000 Let me go back.

01:22:17.000 Yeah, he goes, yeah, I did.

01:22:18.000 Maybe I went too far.

01:22:19.000 Talk stuff.

01:22:20.000 I brought it up.

01:22:23.000 Guys, you guys are usually fucking...

01:22:25.000 Yeah, well, we do this all the time.

01:22:26.000 We can just ignore you.

01:22:27.000 Energy's awesome.

01:22:29.000 Energy's also contagious.

01:22:30.000 Start over.

01:22:31.000 Come in here, spin it over.

01:22:31.000 Start it over.

01:22:32.000 Run it back.

01:22:34.000 You mailed it in, bro.

01:22:35.000 Sometimes you mail in a podcast.

01:22:39.000 You mailed it in.

01:22:40.000 I didn't know that jump just now.

01:22:41.000 Oh, I mailed them in, dude.

01:22:43.000 I've mailed in like 12 straight podcasts.

01:22:46.000 Yeah.

01:22:47.000 Like eight minutes in.

01:22:49.000 I thought you're ready to do some fucking ticks.

01:22:51.000 It's in the eighth straight podcast.

01:22:53.000 This isn't so bad.

01:22:54.000 This is kind of funny.

01:22:55.000 I want to talk to these guys.

01:22:56.000 I'm looking at you.

01:22:57.000 Sometimes you think you're going to have it.

01:22:59.000 I did too.

01:23:00.000 We started talking about the retards early.

01:23:02.000 I'm like, oh, this is going to come great.

01:23:03.000 I had it.

01:23:04.000 So listen to how he's talking now.

01:23:05.000 Then when you watch him and Charlemagne the God talk, it's fucking two good ass dudes.

01:23:11.000 Yo.

01:23:12.000 Yo, before it starts getting real.

01:23:13.000 And he gets serious, Black Two, where he's like, nah, but like the problem I'm seeing in the community, they leave it so bad barrels full of money day by day, year by year, decade by decade.

01:23:28.000 I don't hate Andrew Schultz, but he definitely has that unlikable quality.

01:23:32.000 Andrew Schultz, what is it called?

01:23:34.000 Two dumb idiots or something.

01:23:36.000 Informed idiots.

01:23:38.000 No, no, I want to see him talking black.

01:23:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:41.000 I got it.

01:23:42.000 You better.

01:23:43.000 While you dig that up, we have a letter here about sucker punching.

01:23:46.000 Yesterday we discussed on the show, when is it okay to sucker punch a guy?

01:23:50.000 Desperate for a technology.

01:23:51.000 Obviously, pedophiles.

01:23:53.000 If someone was making sexual comments about your kids or your mom, you don't have to square up and say, hey, motherfucker.

01:24:02.000 You probably disagree with this, Maddie.

01:24:05.000 I usually like to address the person.

01:24:08.000 Well, I would too.

01:24:10.000 But if someone had done something like sexualize my children or my mother or something, I would just walk up and boo.

01:24:16.000 I wouldn't even say, you.

01:24:18.000 Yeah, if someone must have my child or something like that, yeah.

01:24:21.000 Yeah.

01:24:22.000 There would be no talking.

01:24:23.000 I'd punch them in the back of the head if they were running away.

01:24:27.000 But this guy says, the only time it's a sucker punch is if you walk up to some random guy and sneak him.

01:24:34.000 In any scenario leading up to a fight, only suckers get sucker punched.

01:24:38.000 Yeah, but dude, these guys were friends.

01:24:40.000 He's talking about yesterday's show where we talked all about comedian Pat Dixon punching comedian Gino Biscante.

01:24:49.000 And outside of that, if you did anything that could be perceived as disrespect, you get what you got coming.

01:24:54.000 Ooh, this guy's badass.

01:24:56.000 Shit.

01:24:57.000 There you go.

01:24:58.000 If you do something to me that warrants me punching you in the mouth, then that's your warning.

01:25:02.000 It's on you.

01:25:04.000 You better know it's coming and act accordingly.

01:25:07.000 In that scenario, only suckers get sucker punched.

01:25:11.000 Yeah.

01:25:12.000 Yeah, if there's an ongoing beef, then you would assume that as soon as you saw them, the person would be on.

01:25:17.000 Well, I heard a rumor that after that show that she was sending Gino nudes.

01:25:24.000 Just a rumor floating around.

01:25:28.000 So now that changes everything.

01:25:30.000 Your ex-girlfriend, who you might still like, is sending nudes to your friend.

01:25:35.000 You might get irrational and mad.

01:25:36.000 I never got the fucking your friend's ex-girlfriend.

01:25:39.000 There's lots of fish in the sea.

01:25:41.000 Why add tension?

01:25:42.000 What about you?

01:25:43.000 So now you guys fall in love and he goes, hey, you want to come to a party?

01:25:46.000 And you're like, can I bring Jen?

01:25:48.000 He's like, I don't want fucking Jen here, dude.

01:25:50.000 What are you doing?

01:25:52.000 Yeah.

01:25:53.000 There's a clip Pat played yesterday on a live stream talking about it and it looks pretty damning for Gino because he was like, he's like, all right.

01:26:01.000 He's like, well, what if, you know, sounding really menacing, I'm going to have your girlfriend on the show.

01:26:05.000 How is that going to feel?

01:26:06.000 Is that going to be good?

01:26:08.000 Well, why don't we try it?

01:26:08.000 How about on her birthday?

01:26:10.000 I have your ex over here.

01:26:11.000 And it just was like, wow, that sounds like that would get me angry.

01:26:15.000 You know, if that was my ex or something.

01:26:17.000 Is this where he gets punched?

01:26:18.000 I wish I could find it.

01:26:19.000 Why have a green screen if you're not going to make a green screen?

01:26:21.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:26:23.000 I just like the color green.

01:26:27.000 Yeah, I can't find it right now, but let's see if we can find black talking.

01:26:31.000 Yeah, we got a lot of homework here.

01:26:33.000 Let's take a call.

01:26:34.000 Don't fucking quote me on that.

01:26:35.000 Let us know that she's saying fucking God bless American.

01:26:37.000 All I'm saying is at a certain point in time, we've got to respect that the past is fucked, and literally we can find a personality flaw in every single figure of the past.

01:26:48.000 Even our most intelligent.

01:26:49.000 That's not so black right there.

01:26:51.000 I've heard him be egregiously black before.

01:26:54.000 Egregiously black.

01:26:55.000 I'm getting too many good titles for this show.

01:26:59.000 Peace, whatever, from Chick Flay.

01:27:02.000 You know what the thing is?

01:27:02.000 He doesn't sound remotely black.

01:27:04.000 When he's making a point, okay, when he's making a point, that's white intellect being you.

01:27:08.000 I'm not saying that white intellect is just only white.

01:27:10.000 Now you're saying that.

01:27:12.000 He's like, here's the thing.

01:27:13.000 When you break down the blah, blah, blah, blah, so there's a little bit of...

01:27:15.000 I need proof.

01:27:16.000 I need proof.

01:27:16.000 I'm getting lied to a lot about Andrew Schmidt.

01:27:19.000 I was told it was awkward.

01:27:20.000 It didn't seem awkward at all.

01:27:22.000 I was told that Shane said, what are you doing?

01:27:25.000 I was told he talks black.

01:27:26.000 A lot of allegations here.

01:27:28.000 Not a lot of evidence.

01:27:30.000 It's when he's laughing along with stuff.

01:27:32.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:27:33.000 No, for real.

01:27:34.000 Give me evidence or give me death.

01:27:37.000 Polystyrene in Pistol.

01:27:39.000 I made a mistake.

01:27:40.000 I'm glad this letter came in because I meant to address it.

01:27:42.000 The black chick that I thought was supposed to be Pauli Styrene from X-Ray Specs, who's like spitting on people and acting like a bizarre woodchuck, is not, it's the girl from the song Bodies, Sex Pistols, where they go, she was a girl from Birmingham.

01:27:58.000 She just had an abortion.

01:28:02.000 Oh, her name was also Polly.

01:28:04.000 Her name was Paulie.

01:28:05.000 She lived in a tree.

01:28:07.000 Gab, in the Pistol series, you spoke about Paul Styrene and the black chicken pistol.

01:28:11.000 Ain't the black chicken pistol Pauline the subject of the song Bodies and not Polly Styrene?

01:28:18.000 She lives in a tree.

01:28:19.000 She had an abortion and she carries the fetus in her bag.

01:28:22.000 She came from Birmingham.

01:28:24.000 Oh, thank you, Stuart, from Hertfordshire.

01:28:26.000 Stuart.

01:28:28.000 Am I from Hertfordshire?

01:28:29.000 That sounds familiar.

01:28:31.000 I think that's where I was born.

01:28:32.000 I was born in Chettington.

01:28:33.000 Hitch it in Chettington.

01:28:35.000 We got a 718.

01:28:37.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:28:38.000 Hey, man.

01:28:39.000 What's going on, Aye?

01:28:39.000 What's up, guys?

01:28:40.000 Hey, listen.

01:28:43.000 If Pat Dixon was to leave Censored, would you pick him up?

01:28:47.000 He'd be great.

01:28:49.000 Yeah, you know, I listened to Pat Dixon before Compound existed.

01:28:54.000 I used to listen to the crime report way the fuck back in like, I think, 2010.

01:29:00.000 And wouldn't that be full circle for Ryan to be working with Pat Dixon again?

01:29:04.000 Imagine Pat Dixon.

01:29:05.000 Right?

01:29:06.000 You know what we would do?

01:29:07.000 If he did work here, we would wear headgear.

01:29:10.000 That's hilarious.

01:29:12.000 All right.

01:29:13.000 All right.

01:29:13.000 Thanks for calling.

01:29:14.000 But would that be like, would that seem like a Dave Landau situation?

01:29:17.000 No, it wouldn't, because they would be dropping him in this hypothetical.

01:29:22.000 I was just saying, don't date ex-girlfriends.

01:29:24.000 But if...

01:29:27.000 Boy, Hertfordshire is real big.

01:29:30.000 It's like a giant district.

01:29:33.000 And I think I was born in it.

01:29:34.000 Yeah.

01:29:35.000 Oh, there's...

01:29:36.000 Yeah.

01:29:37.000 Pitchin' is in Hertfordshire.

01:29:38.000 Oh, shit.

01:29:39.000 And so is Stevenage.

01:29:40.000 We lived in Stevenage.

01:29:41.000 Luton is sort of cut out of the map.

01:29:43.000 I bet they zoned around the Muslims.

01:29:49.000 Yeah, Pat Dixon working here.

01:29:51.000 I don't know.

01:29:52.000 I would wait until he was absolutely in the trash before I started going through compounds garbage.

01:29:58.000 Not the Pat Dixon's Compounds Garbage.

01:30:00.000 I hope he's not mad at us for that whole thing.

01:30:02.000 Yesterday, I just thought it was fun.

01:30:03.000 I love the parameters of guy shit.

01:30:05.000 We can call him.

01:30:06.000 And like what you should do, when you should do it.

01:30:09.000 Yeah, let's give him a call.

01:30:10.000 All right, cool.

01:30:14.000 So I'm more interested in the semantics.

01:30:16.000 I was coming at that more like a founding father writing the Constitution of Punches.

01:30:23.000 What is allowed, what isn't allowed.

01:30:27.000 I hate that you use Sirian for your shit, Ryan.

01:30:30.000 I learned it from Gino Bisconti, actually.

01:30:32.000 It's not massive.

01:30:33.000 We were all at a lunch after a crime report, and he was just voice texting everything.

01:30:38.000 And I was like, what a tool.

01:30:40.000 And then afterwards, I'm like, that's the easiest way to do it.

01:30:42.000 Should I hate it?

01:30:43.000 Do you do it on your Apple Watch?

01:30:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:30:45.000 All of it.

01:30:46.000 Tony Stark.

01:30:47.000 He goes, hey, do you want me to find out who the sponsors are?

01:30:50.000 Okay, that's one step.

01:30:53.000 I go, yeah, obviously.

01:30:55.000 Just find out who they are.

01:30:56.000 Jarvis.

01:30:57.000 And then he goes, okay, I'm going to find out who they are.

01:31:00.000 Two steps, right?

01:31:02.000 Third step, he goes, Siri, text Tony and find out who the sponsors are for this show.

01:31:09.000 And now we have to go through that.

01:31:11.000 I just get all my mass text to them and just put out sponsors, question mark.

01:31:16.000 One step.

01:31:18.000 This is like, this is corny.

01:31:20.000 This is what little kids do when they have a Batman Kit in the 70s.

01:31:24.000 Maddie and I had all these little like Batman kit.

01:31:27.000 It'd be a walkie-talkie and like a mask.

01:31:29.000 You know what I just remembered recently?

01:31:31.000 My mother made me an entire Batman costume.

01:31:35.000 Like I had polyester Batman stitched in.

01:31:37.000 The mask was like, you know, used t-shirts and stuff.

01:31:41.000 She made a whole Batman with a cape and everything.

01:31:43.000 Nice.

01:31:44.000 What a great mom.

01:31:46.000 Lorraine was go get.

01:31:51.000 I smashed.

01:31:51.000 I would match one of these.

01:31:52.000 Oh, he did the repeating thing.

01:31:54.000 Yeah.

01:31:57.000 Florida.

01:31:58.000 That looks like the guy Josh Denny said the N-word to.

01:32:01.000 Yeah, it does.

01:32:02.000 I fuck him off his person.

01:32:06.000 That's damn it.

01:32:07.000 I saw a little bit of the wire, but you seeing Luther?

01:32:09.000 I fuck him off Luther, yo.

01:32:12.000 What are you doing, dude?

01:32:13.000 I don't like it because it's just so fake, you know.

01:32:16.000 Straight up.

01:32:17.000 Like, you know what?

01:32:17.000 Him on Rogan, though.

01:32:19.000 Yo, for real, though, him on Rogan, the little Indian dude, he was smart and funny.

01:32:24.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:25.000 But he talking like an idiot when he around him.

01:32:27.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:29.000 When he around...

01:32:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:32:33.000 You know.

01:32:33.000 The thing.

01:32:34.000 You know.

01:32:35.000 The people.

01:32:36.000 Not the people, but.

01:32:37.000 The guys that aren't from India.

01:32:39.000 Jared's calling 403.

01:32:43.000 Go ahead there, Jared.

01:32:44.000 Look how small Matty looks when he goes to get beer.

01:32:46.000 Hello, guys.

01:32:48.000 Hello.

01:32:48.000 How are you, sir?

01:32:50.000 I'm good.

01:32:50.000 How are you?

01:32:51.000 Good.

01:32:52.000 Good.

01:32:53.000 I'm sorry to drop a neutron bomb on the show.

01:32:56.000 Uh-oh.

01:32:56.000 But have you guys checked out the Ben Crump documentary on Netflix?

01:33:01.000 I haven't watched it yet.

01:33:02.000 Thank you, sir.

01:33:02.000 But it's been sent to me like 100 times.

01:33:07.000 I got to see that.

01:33:08.000 I'm going to see that.

01:33:10.000 Yeah, in fact, you just sent it over at 12.42 p.m. an hour ago.

01:33:15.000 Yeah, I know.

01:33:16.000 It's important news.

01:33:17.000 I thought it shared.

01:33:18.000 You did do that, didn't you?

01:33:18.000 Okay, that's not a neutron bomb.

01:33:20.000 That's a firecracker.

01:33:21.000 But thanks for calling.

01:33:23.000 Maybe for an ant colony.

01:33:25.000 I thought it was going to be like, yeah, Anthony Crumi just got shot.

01:33:28.000 Share him on the news by Pat Dixon for talking shit.

01:33:32.000 By the way, Pat didn't answer the phone.

01:33:34.000 He's asleep.

01:33:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:36.000 It's Poss.

01:33:37.000 He's got Nick Funtis' sleep schedule.

01:33:42.000 Yeah, Nick Funtis is like, yeah, I'll come on the show.

01:33:44.000 And then he calls at three.

01:33:46.000 All right, I'm up.

01:33:46.000 When are we doing this?

01:33:48.000 Bright and early, baby.

01:33:49.000 Tomorrow?

01:33:52.000 He's been crumped out to golf or some shit.

01:33:59.000 He just wants equality.

01:34:00.000 He just wants people to stop.

01:34:03.000 You know what he's representing?

01:34:04.000 That black kid who died on the ride.

01:34:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:34:08.000 Because that's racist that he died on a ride.

01:34:11.000 I wonder if he's going to cover these guys.

01:34:13.000 You see this?

01:34:14.000 This just happened.

01:34:15.000 What?

01:34:16.000 Oh, yeah, I did see this.

01:34:20.000 They're mad that the dollar store clerk with the gun shot the robber, which is their sibling.

01:34:27.000 Yeah, I've seen that before.

01:34:32.000 These siblings are furious.

01:34:34.000 Their brother, who police say was an armed robber, was gunned down by a store clerk.

01:34:40.000 He wasn't gunned down by the store.

01:34:43.000 Gunned down is like you're in Vegas at a country show.

01:34:46.000 Armed felony.

01:34:49.000 I'm the bad guy.

01:34:50.000 I pull a gun on someone and I deserve to die.

01:34:54.000 Come on.

01:34:55.000 Roosevelt Rapley to try and rob the Dollar General on North Gettysburg Avenue, but they say the clerk shouldn't have had a gun at work.

01:35:02.000 Rochelle and Juwan Rapley say their younger brother, Roosevelt Rapley, was the second of ten siblings killed by gunfire.

01:35:10.000 I don't believe it.

01:35:12.000 I don't believe my brother is dead.

01:35:15.000 The second of ten siblings.

01:35:19.000 That's not what.

01:35:20.000 Police say a dollar general clerk shot and killed 23-year-old Roosevelt, who showed a gun and demanded cash Wednesday.

01:35:27.000 Witnesses indicated that the weapon was branched and pointed at the head.

01:35:31.000 So?

01:35:31.000 The siblings shoot it out of his hand then.

01:35:34.000 He got some responsibility, but not all.

01:35:37.000 But they say that still doesn't warrant the clerk's actions.

01:35:47.000 Oh, well.

01:35:52.000 Dude, that's a drop.

01:35:54.000 Every time we have crime on the show, you have to have her saying, yes, he's robbing him.

01:35:59.000 Oh, well.

01:36:00.000 Oh, my.

01:36:01.000 That's gold.

01:36:03.000 Shot him in the chest.

01:36:03.000 Yes.

01:36:04.000 Don't take matters in your own hand.

01:36:05.000 I bet the chest.

01:36:06.000 I don't say matters in my own head.

01:36:09.000 Police say the clerk was legally allowed to have the gun.

01:36:12.000 Meanwhile, officers are looking into the possibility Rapley may have been involved in several other commercials.

01:36:18.000 This is a smoke show.

01:36:20.000 You know what I do?

01:36:21.000 I've been robbed, well, not successfully because I carry a gun.

01:36:24.000 But if they have glasses, what I always do is I just shoot the glasses off.

01:36:30.000 They go flying off the face.

01:36:31.000 Oh, so they can't see shit.

01:36:32.000 Yeah, that good of a shot.

01:36:33.000 Yeah, and then the guy's like, whoa, this nigga crazy.

01:36:37.000 And then if they persist, I'll shoot like his chain off.

01:36:40.000 Why are you shooting Andrew Schultz?

01:36:41.000 And then worst case scenario, I'll shoot down the barrel of his gun so his gun jams.

01:36:48.000 And then I'll be like, dude, it's been your glasses, spin your chain.

01:36:51.000 Now your gun's jammed.

01:36:52.000 You got to get out of here.

01:36:53.000 I'm going to call the police.

01:36:54.000 That's two warnings, my sir.

01:36:56.000 And then if he persists, I will shoot his shoes untied by shooting the egglet at the right angle where it pulls.

01:37:03.000 You know how many dumb things I don't say on this show?

01:37:05.000 I almost just said, wow, Ben Crump looks like that guy in that meme where we go, it is him.

01:37:13.000 He looks a lot better.

01:37:14.000 Back when we used to inhale Pam cooking spray in junior high, we would call that the stupids.

01:37:19.000 I got the stupids.

01:37:20.000 I did too much Pam.

01:37:21.000 Can you believe we did that?

01:37:22.000 We used to take milk bags.

01:37:24.000 In Canada, milk comes in these big bags.

01:37:27.000 And we would take Pam cooking spray, fill it up, and go.

01:37:32.000 And then you just go and drool.

01:37:35.000 Fuck.

01:37:37.000 Kids died from it, too.

01:37:38.000 Do you want to give me a California high?

01:37:41.000 Is it Nitris we were doing?

01:37:42.000 You know what the California high is?

01:37:43.000 What?

01:37:44.000 Where I hyperventilate and I stand up and then you get it.

01:37:46.000 Yeah, we did that in kindergarten.

01:37:48.000 Yeah, that's like elementary.

01:37:50.000 Let's do it.

01:37:51.000 No.

01:37:51.000 Come on.

01:37:52.000 I love nitrous.

01:37:53.000 I love nitrous.

01:37:55.000 I do.

01:37:56.000 Not gonna lie.

01:37:57.000 We did nitrous fucking, well, we had an ambulette company, me and my coworker, between dropping off the old person at their appointment, and then we would go get nitrous balloons.

01:38:08.000 And then we're just in the truck, just go.

01:38:13.000 And then pick a lady up from her dialysis.

01:38:16.000 We've got a question from Maddie here.

01:38:17.000 On an episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, David Goggins said that up to the mid-90s, the KKK would be marching in his small Indiana town's 4th of July parade along with the local officials.

01:38:29.000 Americans that I've asked about this, I guess he's Canadian or British, have told me that sounds like BS, but he did say it in one of the biggest podcasts out there.

01:38:39.000 My question is, if he is being truthful, would it be an exception to your post-1970 rule?

01:38:46.000 My missus wants you to do a breakdown of all your tattoos and the stories behind them.

01:38:50.000 Sure.

01:38:53.000 I'm not saying that the KKK doesn't exist, but they have no power.

01:38:58.000 They have white power?

01:38:59.000 What do you think?

01:38:59.000 They had like 50, 60 people marching that day?

01:39:02.000 No.

01:39:04.000 I call bullshit on that.

01:39:06.000 I know what he's talking about, though.

01:39:07.000 The KKK probably marched in Indiana, and the police probably escorted them, and he's conflating that with a parade, like the July 4th parade.

01:39:16.000 The KKK has absolutely every right to march.

01:39:20.000 So does NAMBLA.

01:39:21.000 Yeah.

01:39:21.000 NAMBLA has the right to march.

01:39:23.000 The location of Boy Love Association.

01:39:26.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:39:28.000 Any group has the right to march in America.

01:39:31.000 Absolutely.

01:39:32.000 Jewish Defense League, Nazis, everyone.

01:39:34.000 And if they're a controversial group, they should get a police escort.

01:39:38.000 And if NAMBLA is going anywhere near us, they should definitely have a police escort.

01:39:44.000 So I think people are outraged by that.

01:39:48.000 No one likes the KKK, okay?

01:39:51.000 They're not really a thing anymore.

01:39:53.000 They do exist.

01:39:54.000 Remember when the SPLC bankrupted them?

01:39:57.000 Yeah, they did.

01:39:58.000 And the KKK had to give everything they own, which was a warehouse worth $60,000.

01:40:05.000 The entire organization.

01:40:06.000 Great.

01:40:07.000 Okay.

01:40:08.000 Phew.

01:40:08.000 We can sleep at night.

01:40:12.000 Dear Galvin and Blobs, Lord of the Fag Zone, and Maddie O'Dude, you're getting a Dell.

01:40:20.000 Why don't you have sponsors on Compound Censor?

01:40:22.000 Don't be Anthony's little bitch.

01:40:23.000 You deserve one read for that show.

01:40:25.000 Yeah, I guess I was thinking that, too.

01:40:27.000 It is kind of cuck beta bitch of me to let him advertise to my sponsors subscribers and I don't advertise to his.

01:40:34.000 True.

01:40:35.000 To be honest, the truth about t-shirts and sponsors is it's fucking pennies.

01:40:44.000 Like over the course of the month, we've probably raised 10 times amount of money for Max and John and for Joe Biggs' defense fund than I've made from t-shirts.

01:40:52.000 But I see the t-shirt statements every month.

01:40:54.000 I'm like, okay, great.

01:40:55.000 I'll go for dinner.

01:40:56.000 We fixed the t-shirt, by the way.

01:40:57.000 Oh, good.

01:40:58.000 Now it's safe, sane, and there's no, you know.

01:41:01.000 It's not awesome to...

01:41:02.000 I said 300 people were murdered.

01:41:03.000 I think it was only 58, but there was about 400 injured.

01:41:07.000 We spoke about that recently, too.

01:41:09.000 That's good.

01:41:10.000 Yeah.

01:41:11.000 Yes, please.

01:41:12.000 You know what?

01:41:13.000 New rule.

01:41:14.000 New rule.

01:41:15.000 Make that a drop, too.

01:41:16.000 Okay.

01:41:16.000 New rule.

01:41:18.000 Journalists starting tomorrow.

01:41:20.000 I'll give you one last day with your bullshit, right?

01:41:23.000 Starting tomorrow, when deciding what deserves media attention, fatality rates have to be at your top priority.

01:41:34.000 So 280 people dying of fentanyl overdoses a day.

01:41:40.000 Fentanyl should be going through the loop of every news day.

01:41:45.000 Where we're at with it, where there are busts, what China's doing, that should be up there.

01:41:49.000 You want to get into gun crime?

01:41:51.000 We've got to talk about the 20 blacks murdered by 20 blacks a day.

01:41:53.000 That's got to be up there.

01:41:57.000 What else is there?

01:42:01.000 Numbers have to be a factor in this.

01:42:04.000 If you're talking about the KKK, I think they have a death every 10 years.

01:42:09.000 You can talk about them, but you better have covered these other bigger things first.

01:42:14.000 That's the new rule.

01:42:16.000 New rule.

01:42:17.000 By the way, if Goggins, Sean Goggins was talking about the fact that the KKK, David Goggins, was it David Goggins.

01:42:25.000 If somebody was attacked by the KKK, he would mention that.

01:42:28.000 Instead, he just mentioned the marching.

01:42:29.000 So nothing came of the marching.

01:42:31.000 You know what I mean?

01:42:31.000 If there was a cross burning, anything that actually happened, he would mention that.

01:42:35.000 And if he didn't, that means he didn't.

01:42:39.000 That means it didn't.

01:42:43.000 Running thin on super chats here, but there's this one.

01:42:47.000 Oh, we already read that.

01:42:49.000 Send in your super chats.

01:42:51.000 Last chance.

01:42:52.000 And then we got calls.

01:42:54.000 We got Brian Poole.

01:42:56.000 Any relations?

01:42:57.000 860.

01:42:58.000 You're on the line.

01:42:59.000 What's going on, Brian?

01:43:01.000 Hey, what's up?

01:43:04.000 What up, dog?

01:43:07.000 Yeah, yeah, Brian.

01:43:08.000 You have?

01:43:09.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm calling in.

01:43:10.000 From a next television?

01:43:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:11.000 You're on the show.

01:43:14.000 So I got a question about drinking, Toria.

01:43:19.000 Okay, sure.

01:43:21.000 So, you know, I'm an alcoholic, just like yourself, publicly professed.

01:43:30.000 But I'm sort of wondering how, what's your take on, like, when it comes to drinking and marriage, right?

01:43:39.000 Like, so what do you do when your wife starts to say, hey, you drank 10 beers last night and then you drank 10 beers tonight?

01:43:50.000 Like, you drink too much.

01:43:52.000 How do you manage that?

01:43:54.000 Don't drink at home.

01:43:58.000 Go to the bar and then come home.

01:44:00.000 And never be slurring around her.

01:44:02.000 If your wife wants you to stop drinking, say, yes, I agree.

01:44:05.000 And stop.

01:44:09.000 Maddie's yawning again.

01:44:11.000 You have no excuse now.

01:44:12.000 It's noon.

01:44:13.000 Yeah.

01:44:14.000 It's called heart failure.

01:44:17.000 Huh?

01:44:18.000 Nothing.

01:44:18.000 It's totally unrelated.

01:44:20.000 Yeah.

01:44:21.000 Look, alcoholism, The way they define it in AA is: is this affecting your life detrimentally?

01:44:27.000 So, one thing I like to do is go to the gym every morning, and if I'm hungover, I'm dry heaving and almost fainting, and I'm punishing myself.

01:44:35.000 So, I don't, the next night I'm like, I don't want to get too wasted.

01:44:39.000 But if you're still functioning with your job and everything's okay, you're not technically an alcoholic.

01:44:44.000 If it's ruining your marriage, you are.

01:44:46.000 So, don't drink beers in front of her.

01:44:51.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:44:52.000 That was easy.

01:44:53.000 A fucking woman, Bosch.

01:44:55.000 Would never happen in the States.

01:44:57.000 Never happened in the States.

01:44:59.000 Never.

01:44:59.000 Okay.

01:45:00.000 Here's an interesting thing I want to get with.

01:45:02.000 It's kind of a Pandora's box to open 15 minutes before the end of the show, but Podesta Kid Paintings.

01:45:08.000 Hey, Gav, Maddie, and Fagatron.

01:45:11.000 I don't know who that is.

01:45:12.000 Go ahead.

01:45:12.000 You and Kumia were talking about Podesta's kid paintings, and the one you guys showed takes place in the indoor basement pool of the Biltmore House in Asheville, North Carolina.

01:45:25.000 I've seen it.

01:45:26.000 It's fucking creepy.

01:45:27.000 I attached a pic of the pool so you can compare.

01:45:31.000 And then he says, death to all pedophiles.

01:45:34.000 Now, this looks to be a weird underground pool that's not being used as a pool.

01:45:40.000 I've seen this, yeah.

01:45:41.000 And it has a bunch of weird noosey-looking ropes.

01:45:45.000 I guess you use those to get out of the pool.

01:45:48.000 There's no water in it, though, which is odd, right?

01:45:51.000 Yeah.

01:45:53.000 Oh, I guess the water usually goes up to that plateau there, that little shelf.

01:46:00.000 So right now, as far as my conspiracy theory brain goes, I'm trying to resist thinking that there is a pedophile cabal in this country that's linked to the president, the Catholic, the Vatican, and the White House.

01:46:17.000 Well, I guess that's the president, but deeply entrenched in our society.

01:46:22.000 I'm worried that we're not just seeing a bunch of naive assholes who make it okay for pedos to pray, like Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:46:32.000 Most of them are just normal, dumb fags who dress up.

01:46:35.000 But they're inviting an environment where pedos are going to prey on kids.

01:46:40.000 That's one end of the spectrum.

01:46:41.000 The other end of the spectrum is there is like just the way there is with Islam in America, there is an organized movement of pedophilia.

01:46:48.000 And I'm so scared of the second one that I keep pushing it out of my head, but it keeps creeping back in.

01:46:54.000 For example, and I got to credit Kumiya with bringing this up yesterday.

01:46:58.000 He goes, re-watch the Joe Biden wipeout on the bike.

01:47:02.000 He goes, everyone is going in one direction.

01:47:06.000 He does this trail all the time.

01:47:08.000 And you go down here, you get to that road where the press is, you turn left or their right, you turn their right, and you go past the press and they take pictures and everything's fine, right?

01:47:19.000 Joe Biden saw a little girl who's about seven.

01:47:24.000 He said, wait, wait, wait.

01:47:27.000 He stopped his bike.

01:47:28.000 They're all gone.

01:47:29.000 Joe Biden, everyone's gone.

01:47:32.000 Then he wipes out on his bike.

01:47:34.000 He's so horny.

01:47:35.000 Then he gets up from his bike.

01:47:36.000 Look, she turns right.

01:47:38.000 He's decided, no, I'm not going to turn with everyone else.

01:47:41.000 The Secret Service guy follows him.

01:47:42.000 Everyone's surprised because they're ready for the turn that he always makes.

01:47:46.000 He falls off his bike, right?

01:47:49.000 And there's a little girl there.

01:47:51.000 Look at idiot Joe Biden.

01:47:52.000 She has her wearing her fucking helmet like a beret.

01:47:55.000 She doesn't even know how to wear a bicycle helmet, which is already stupid and lame.

01:48:01.000 He goes over to, as soon as he gets up, he goes over to the girl, who's like six or seven.

01:48:07.000 I think she's wearing a bathing suit or something.

01:48:09.000 And he's like, hey, you want to get a picture?

01:48:11.000 And he starts doing his shit.

01:48:13.000 And isn't it funny how we all forgot about his sniffing?

01:48:17.000 Remember his sniffing from three years ago?

01:48:19.000 Not just like, or hey, buckaroo bonsai, but like putting the hair behind the ears, behind the back, the way you would with your girlfriend on your anniversary, posing in pictures where his hand is right under like her tit, right on the waist,

01:48:36.000 sniffing them.

01:48:37.000 And remember all the videos of like, remember there was that gay black dude we had on the show?

01:48:42.000 I don't even know if you worked here that GBD cast.

01:48:45.000 The mothers would, it was always the mothers.

01:48:47.000 Unfortunately, I'm disappointed in my male brethren.

01:48:51.000 The mothers would flick his hand away, or they'd stand in the way, and the dads were always just like, fuck it, I'm getting a raise.

01:48:56.000 Oh, no, that rings a bell, yeah.

01:48:58.000 Yeah, you can fuck her, go bananas.

01:49:00.000 Jesus.

01:49:02.000 The men were not standing up for their own children when Joe would do his thing.

01:49:04.000 Isn't that weird that he deviated from his path?

01:49:08.000 Well, see if you can find footage of post-wipeout.

01:49:10.000 Because he goes, you want a picture?

01:49:12.000 You want a picture?

01:49:13.000 And the kid's like, fuck no.

01:49:14.000 I don't even know who you are.

01:49:15.000 I'm a child.

01:49:17.000 And he poses in a picture and he makes sure he gets his hand.

01:49:19.000 By the way, how do you pose a picture with the kids?

01:49:22.000 The most you do is put your hand here and you're like, hey, buddy.

01:49:24.000 Or you go like that.

01:49:26.000 You don't scoop in.

01:49:28.000 He's got a creepy habit of that.

01:49:30.000 Yeah.

01:49:31.000 In fact, come to think of it, I think there's times I've posed for a picture with someone like Ashley St. Clair and Isabelle O'Reilly, and I've thought, fuck it, I could get a feel in here and get it off the books.

01:49:43.000 It's legal.

01:49:44.000 And I've scooped around the waist and given him, you know, mostly because I want to do the opposite of hover hands.

01:49:50.000 Okay, there we go.

01:49:57.000 Hold on, I got to get to this kid.

01:49:59.000 I will not talk to you on my vacation.

01:50:02.000 Yes, but I'm going to be talking to him.

01:50:04.000 How soon, Mr. President, about the anniversary.

01:50:08.000 I took Anthony's word.

01:50:09.000 I hope I'm not wrong.

01:50:10.000 I ain't telling you.

01:50:12.000 Have you made up your mind on China tariffs, sir?

01:50:15.000 Raise him as high as cornfields.

01:50:18.000 We're in the process of doing this.

01:50:23.000 Maybe the video cuts it short before maybe they cut it out.

01:50:27.000 He rides off.

01:50:29.000 We got Pat.

01:50:31.000 Oh, okay.

01:50:32.000 Well, now I'm worried, though, that he didn't go up to a girl.

01:50:34.000 We've got to find that before we get to the ship.

01:50:35.000 I think Pat might even know.

01:50:37.000 He's pretty up to date on Biden's stuff.

01:50:39.000 Okay.

01:50:39.000 Hello, Pat.

01:50:41.000 Yeah.

01:50:41.000 Hey, what's up, Gavin?

01:50:42.000 What's going on, Penguin?

01:50:46.000 Nothing, man.

01:50:48.000 I wouldn't be mad at you.

01:50:49.000 I haven't watched what you did yesterday, but.

01:50:51.000 Oh, well, I called you a pedophile, and I had a whole PowerPoint to explain why, and I photoshopped you making out with kids.

01:50:58.000 Okay.

01:50:59.000 And no, we spent an hour going through the parameters of when it's okay to punch a guy, how it's done, what are the criteria, blah, blah, blah.

01:51:13.000 It was fun.

01:51:14.000 Okay.

01:51:14.000 Well, yeah, I know.

01:51:16.000 It's been talked about a lot lately.

01:51:18.000 I just haven't caught up on everything.

01:51:19.000 But I'll tell you, you're dealing with incomplete information, I think.

01:51:26.000 It's probably part of the problem.

01:51:27.000 Because, I mean, some people are saying sucker punch.

01:51:31.000 I don't really, I don't know if it was a sucker punch.

01:51:33.000 I guess technically you might say so, but how do you define unexpected?

01:51:39.000 Well, I think the normal culture is a shove or let's step outside or you're about to get punched in the face.

01:51:50.000 Right, but the problem is with Gino is that he never expects to get punched in the face.

01:51:55.000 So any punch is a sucker punch.

01:51:57.000 If I shoved him and said, I'm going to punch you, he'd be like, come on, man, nah.

01:52:03.000 And if I said, I'm seriously counting down 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, I'm going to punch you, he still wouldn't believe it.

01:52:08.000 It's like, it's going to be unexpected.

01:52:11.000 Yeah, okay.

01:52:13.000 What's your side of the argument?

01:52:15.000 What's your case for punching him?

01:52:18.000 Well, you know, I don't know how you feel about your personal life, you know, being, but like, you know, I had a bad relationship with somebody for a couple of years who was a real source of a lot of tension and a lot of problems.

01:52:30.000 And then we broke up on Christmas Day.

01:52:32.000 We've tried to get back together again a couple of times.

01:52:34.000 It's like a real mess.

01:52:36.000 It's real hard.

01:52:37.000 And it's real, like, you just don't want somebody like that around.

01:52:41.000 And why would anybody want him around just to bother me, which is what he said on his show?

01:52:46.000 He's like, watch this.

01:52:47.000 This will bother him.

01:52:48.000 And he's like, I'm booking her on Monday.

01:52:51.000 And he's laughing about it.

01:52:52.000 Now, I didn't see that, but I knew that was why he did it because he never booked her when we were together or anything.

01:52:57.000 He's just like trying to fuck with me.

01:52:59.000 And he hit the bullseye.

01:53:01.000 I mean, it's not about jealousy.

01:53:03.000 It's not about anything that was said while they were on the show together.

01:53:07.000 It has nothing to do with that.

01:53:08.000 I'd say who she fucks is none of my business, but it's just that he's bringing this person that I kind of, in a lot of ways, you know, hate and despise and putting them in, you know, and bringing her in.

01:53:20.000 Like, look, look what I'm helping her out.

01:53:22.000 I'm giving her an appearance, you know, celebrating her.

01:53:26.000 And I didn't, and it was out of nowhere.

01:53:29.000 Okay, but what about like I was going to get Anthony Coomi's ex-wife on the show just to torment him back when I first started at Compound Censored?

01:53:41.000 Is that different?

01:53:42.000 Well, did you do it?

01:53:44.000 I couldn't find her.

01:53:45.000 She's a hot dog vendor on Long Island.

01:53:48.000 How long ago was it?

01:53:50.000 Well, when I started there, I guess like five years ago, I don't really remember.

01:53:55.000 Yeah, I mean, like, we just, this is very fresh.

01:53:58.000 You know what I mean?

01:53:58.000 Oh, yeah, good point.

01:54:00.000 Like, Chrissy Mayer, you know, I also didn't like it when he started having her on all the time, which is how he knew how much it would fuck with me having this other one on.

01:54:09.000 But I was like, please, you know, come on, man.

01:54:11.000 I mean, like, there's a lot of people.

01:54:12.000 Why are you fucking...

01:54:13.000 And, you know, he just laughed at me.

01:54:15.000 And, you know, it was not about anything except that I didn't want her around.

01:54:20.000 And that's, look, I don't get to make that choice.

01:54:22.000 I just swallowed it.

01:54:24.000 I'm like, whatever, you know, and I let it go.

01:54:27.000 But in this case, it was just too fucking fresh.

01:54:30.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm not saying that that, like, earns, I'm not saying that's, that that works as a justification or anything.

01:54:39.000 But, uh, yeah, I don't really care anymore, to be honest.

01:54:42.000 I want to find out if Joe Biden fell off his bike to take a picture with a young girl.

01:54:50.000 I'll get on it.

01:54:51.000 Okay, thanks.

01:54:52.000 Bye, dude.

01:54:53.000 Let's talk soon.

01:54:56.000 Yeah, I don't see it.

01:54:59.000 I wasn't even listening to that, to be honest.

01:55:01.000 That's not nice.

01:55:03.000 You used to date Christy Mayer, too?

01:55:05.000 Yeah.

01:55:05.000 I didn't know that until yesterday.

01:55:07.000 I didn't know that until just now.

01:55:08.000 I don't see the kid pic buying.

01:55:14.000 He turns after future president.

01:55:17.000 I would love it.

01:55:18.000 I take a picture.

01:55:19.000 Maybe you'll be future president.

01:55:22.000 Oh, God.

01:55:23.000 Look at her hand.

01:55:24.000 It's on her wrist.

01:55:25.000 That's beautiful.

01:55:27.000 Okay, go back.

01:55:28.000 Go back.

01:55:30.000 Go back.

01:55:32.000 I would love it.

01:55:33.000 I would love to.

01:55:36.000 I would love to.

01:55:37.000 That's why I fell off my back.

01:55:39.000 Oh, I can feel her little waist.

01:55:41.000 That's beautiful.

01:55:42.000 Thank you.

01:55:44.000 You worked before?

01:55:46.000 Oh, he's already talking to her.

01:55:48.000 So he set up the conversation.

01:55:51.000 What's the word?

01:55:52.000 Initiated.

01:55:55.000 He gets up.

01:55:56.000 Look at that.

01:55:58.000 Dude, he gets up and goes right to her.

01:56:00.000 Okay, just stop for a second.

01:56:02.000 You're the president of the United States.

01:56:03.000 You're the leader of the free world.

01:56:04.000 You just fell off your bike.

01:56:06.000 Horrible look.

01:56:07.000 It's going to be the most mean thing of all time.

01:56:09.000 In 100 years, if you look up on your space phone, the Wikipedia of Joe Biden, that's going to be there.

01:56:17.000 Like, this is on his record now.

01:56:18.000 I think it's pretty lame, by the way.

01:56:20.000 Someone falls off a bike and we all shit our pants for three days, but whatever.

01:56:24.000 He shouldn't have done it.

01:56:25.000 It's a bad look.

01:56:25.000 I don't really care.

01:56:26.000 Especially when the idiom is, it's like riding a bike.

01:56:30.000 You can't even do that.

01:56:31.000 Yeah, it was just a dumb move to do.

01:56:33.000 If you're going to ride a bike as a president, you better be fucking on your toes, literally.

01:56:40.000 Anyway, so if you do fall over and the way things look are that important, you get up and you go, hey, folks, oopsie doopsie.

01:56:53.000 Don't worry, I'm all right.

01:56:54.000 Make a joke like, hey, they said it's like riding a bike.

01:56:56.000 You never forget.

01:56:57.000 I guess I forgot.

01:56:58.000 Am I right?

01:56:59.000 All right.

01:57:00.000 I'm sorry about that.

01:57:01.000 Then you get back on.

01:57:02.000 They ask you about tariffs and you go, this isn't really the environment to get into Chinese tariffs.

01:57:07.000 Look, I can barely ride the thing.

01:57:09.000 I'm going to solve economic policies.

01:57:11.000 Anyway, have a good weekend, guys.

01:57:13.000 That's what you do.

01:57:14.000 You don't get up and start looking for kids unless a kid is why you fell.

01:57:21.000 He walked straight to her.

01:57:22.000 Yeah.

01:57:23.000 As soon as he stood up, he went.

01:57:26.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:57:27.000 And we've just got the diary out where she says, I took a shower with dad, probably inappropriately.

01:57:32.000 We also have talk of Hunter Biden sending nude pics to Joe.

01:57:39.000 Now, in my heyday, I fucked a lot of broads.

01:57:41.000 I may have even sent a buddy a picture of some chick I had fucked and be like, how about this one?

01:57:47.000 Yeah.

01:57:48.000 Not my dad.

01:57:49.000 Your dad?

01:57:51.000 And my dad's like a raunchy guy, a booze drinker kind of guy.

01:57:54.000 I would never send him a chick pic.

01:57:57.000 I've sent him dick pics.

01:57:59.000 Tons.

01:58:00.000 But it's because he's a urologist and I had Peyroni's disease.

01:58:05.000 But let's see that again.

01:58:07.000 This is like a scoop.

01:58:11.000 So he gets up.

01:58:13.000 Beeline.

01:58:15.000 Oh my God.

01:58:15.000 Look at that.

01:58:16.000 He leans into her.

01:58:17.000 Yeah.

01:58:18.000 Wait, go back.

01:58:18.000 I need to see that again.

01:58:20.000 Is that the earliest you have?

01:58:21.000 Right here.

01:58:22.000 He's getting up off the floor.

01:58:23.000 So he gets up.

01:58:25.000 First thing he does.

01:58:26.000 Watch.

01:58:28.000 Beeline.

01:58:29.000 Doesn't acknowledge the fall.

01:58:31.000 You know what he's doing right there?

01:58:34.000 He's signaling that that's why he fell.

01:58:38.000 Like, stop, stop.

01:58:39.000 Say you fall off a bike, right?

01:58:41.000 And there's a stand that says free beer.

01:58:44.000 And you fall off the stand, and instead of acknowledging anyone, you walk over to the free beer stand and you grab a beer.

01:58:48.000 Everyone would laugh and be like, this guy loves his beer.

01:58:51.000 So he's doing a joke, sort of, there, where he's like, I don't care about the fall.

01:58:56.000 I want some of this.

01:58:58.000 But he's so old, he doesn't realize that it's not Dolly Parton or Londi Anderson that he's trucking over to.

01:59:04.000 It's a child.

01:59:05.000 You know what happens often when you're riding your bike and you turn your head not to wear...

01:59:09.000 Isn't that how you drive a motorcycle to?

01:59:11.000 Your head.

01:59:12.000 Yeah, wherever you're looking is where the bike's going to go.

01:59:13.000 Hey, there you go.

01:59:15.000 Like, it could have been an upskirt.

01:59:17.000 Like, now he falls.

01:59:18.000 He's like, I'm going to get a little upskirt.

01:59:20.000 A girl's wearing a skirt.

01:59:22.000 He's like, wait, wait, wait, get off me real quick.

01:59:23.000 Good work, Detective Shitty Drop.

01:59:24.000 No, that's an upskirt.

01:59:25.000 No, that's a Detective Shitty Drop.

01:59:28.000 She's about a mile from him there.

01:59:30.000 A mile for his eyeballs.

01:59:31.000 What is he?

01:59:32.000 He has fucking pythons for eyeballs?

01:59:34.000 You don't know.

01:59:35.000 All of his other senses have come to him.

01:59:36.000 Just please play the Detective Shitty Drop.

01:59:40.000 I won't like it, but I'll do it.

01:59:43.000 Kind of like us working together.

01:59:46.000 What?

01:59:46.000 I don't understand that.

01:59:49.000 We're going over...

01:59:50.000 Could you be a little quicker with the drops, please?

01:59:52.000 It wouldn't be a detective shitty drop if it wasn't shitty.

01:59:57.000 Okay, so he's not going for an upskirt, but I think his subconscious and his conscious mind are a jar of marmalade.

02:00:07.000 And he doesn't even really know what he's thinking and what he's doing.

02:00:11.000 So his subconscious is like, I want some of that fucking little girl.

02:00:14.000 But his conscious mind thinks he's being funny.

02:00:16.000 Look at that.

02:00:17.000 Look at the way he saunters around.

02:00:18.000 He puts his hands on his knees with that little like, hi, how are you?

02:00:21.000 What do you got going on here?

02:00:24.000 Now the Secret Service agents is like, oh, Jesus Christ.

02:00:27.000 Here we go again.

02:00:28.000 Got him fought up in a crowd.

02:00:30.000 I got to make sure he doesn't get shot and I got to make sure he doesn't rape.

02:00:32.000 He's the guy with the sniper.

02:00:36.000 He's what the other presidents only have to worry about.

02:00:38.000 Fucking ambushes.

02:00:40.000 What's he saying?

02:00:43.000 Oh, it's like any other job.

02:00:48.000 Some parts are easy to get.

02:00:50.000 Wait, go back.

02:00:51.000 I want to hear the dialogue now.

02:00:55.000 What's it like being president?

02:00:57.000 I'll run the country.

02:00:59.000 Oh, it's like any other job.

02:01:04.000 Some parts are easy, some parts are hard.

02:01:10.000 It's like any other job.

02:01:11.000 Hand job, blow job.

02:01:15.000 You feel like it's hard.

02:01:17.000 When you're president, will you remember me?

02:01:21.000 That's dirty.

02:01:23.000 When you're president, will you remember me?

02:01:25.000 When you're older.

02:01:26.000 Yeah.

02:01:28.000 Am I in your thoughts?

02:01:29.000 That's how pedophiles talk.

02:01:30.000 Will you remember me?

02:01:36.000 I would love it.

02:01:43.000 Pull that in.

02:01:44.000 The hand behind.

02:01:45.000 What happened with the hand?

02:01:47.000 Maddie's right.

02:01:48.000 It seemed to go from side to ass.

02:01:50.000 It looks between cheeks.

02:01:51.000 Yeah.

02:01:52.000 What the fuck did we just see?

02:01:53.000 Did we just see the President of the United States put his hand like he switches it?

02:01:58.000 I think it goes like this.

02:01:59.000 I think it goes...

02:02:01.000 I think it goes waist, ass, and then this.

02:02:06.000 It's crazy.

02:02:07.000 Let's play in slow-mo.

02:02:09.000 Frame by frame.

02:02:11.000 What the fuck are we saying here?

02:02:13.000 I don't want this to be true, by the way, because it's horrific.

02:02:17.000 This is like horror movie Damien.

02:02:27.000 To be fair.

02:02:30.000 It looks like thumb towards her.

02:02:34.000 So not in a gropey style.

02:02:36.000 That looks like it's on his knee, but pressing against her, possibly.

02:02:40.000 Alright, that's good.

02:02:41.000 I don't want this to be true.

02:02:42.000 But go back to...

02:02:44.000 I don't think frame by frame helps.

02:02:45.000 We have to see the flow.

02:02:50.000 Okay, so I don't think it is an ass.

02:02:52.000 I mean, I think it's this.

02:02:55.000 It's this and then this.

02:02:58.000 Yeah.

02:02:58.000 That's what it appears to be.

02:03:01.000 But that's still not 100% innocent.

02:03:03.000 No.

02:03:03.000 Feeling an ass with the back of your glove is almost as good as the palm of your hand.

02:03:07.000 Or just pressing up against it.

02:03:08.000 Wait.

02:03:09.000 He sniffs his glove.

02:03:11.000 No.

02:03:12.000 Look at this.

02:03:13.000 Look at this.

02:03:14.000 Sniff.

02:03:15.000 No.

02:03:16.000 Shut up.

02:03:16.000 Unbelievable.

02:03:17.000 No, again.

02:03:18.000 It's disgusting.

02:03:19.000 There's too much detective shitty here.

02:03:22.000 This room reeks of Ryan's theories.

02:03:26.000 All right, folks.

02:03:27.000 We'll see you in Orlando.

02:03:30.000 We're excited.

02:03:31.000 On Saturday, it's going to fucking rock.

02:03:32.000 We got Trump introducing people, Jordan Peters introducing people, Jesse Lee Peterson introducing people.

02:03:39.000 Maddie's going to be there.

02:03:41.000 Fucking Jim Gold is coming down.

02:03:43.000 Is Josh LaCash going to be there?

02:03:46.000 Let's keep it a surprise, the meet and greets.

02:03:48.000 Okay, there's some special guests.

02:03:50.000 We're all going to do some stand-up funniness.

02:03:52.000 But yes, he is.

02:03:53.000 I don't have a set, so it could be a total flop, but that'll be funny.

02:03:56.000 And then we're going to sit at a big table and do a podcast.

02:04:01.000 This won't be available on the site.

02:04:03.000 We may give you some little drops, but I'm not going to make this a website thing because then there's no reason to go.

02:04:09.000 And if it goes well, which it already did, really, I mean, selling 400 tickets, that's going well.

02:04:15.000 Oh, you did hit the 400 more.

02:04:16.000 Yeah.

02:04:17.000 Nice.

02:04:19.000 So now we should do like Dallas and Orange County and whatever West Coast places.

02:04:27.000 Chicago.

02:04:27.000 There must be a good...

02:04:28.000 Because if we do Chicago, we could get Crip Daddy.

02:04:31.000 Oh, yeah.

02:04:31.000 He can't go anywhere.

02:04:32.000 You can't get that fucking monster of a wheelchair on a plane.

02:04:36.000 It's a monster on a wheelchair.

02:04:38.000 Get fired.

02:04:39.000 Get in trouble.

02:04:40.000 Be brave.

02:04:42.000 Never stop fighting.

02:04:56.000 She should be here sitting down and acting like a lady.

02:04:59.000 Acting like a lady.

02:05:01.000 Acting like a lady.

02:05:03.000 Acting like a lady.

02:05:05.000 Acting like a lady.

02:05:07.000 Everybody point them out.

02:05:08.000 Moring bitches north, west, east to the fucking south.

02:05:12.000 Maybe you'll be dancing now.

02:05:23.000 Maybe you'll be dancing now.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 23, 2022

GOML LIVE #154 - UNARMED & DANGEROUS?

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