Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #154 - UNARMED & DANGEROUS? (Part 1)


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On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn Live, Gav and Ryan are joined by their good friend Matty O'Dell to talk about the Mets' loss to the New York Yankees, how they're going to win the World Series, and much, much more! Featuring special guest Ryan Rivera, Matty, and Gav. Thanks to our sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD, for sponsoring the show! Get 20% off your first purchase when you use the promo code GIVEN20 at checkout to get 20% all-inclusive when you buy your first pack of the gummy bears. This episode is brought to you Live from New York City, right across the street from Union Square in SoHo, NYC. Get off my Lawn Live is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. Produced and Edited by Gav McInnes and Ryan O'Donnell. Theme Song by Cody Johnston. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Subscribe to our new podcast, PODCASTS, and tell a friend about what they're listening to this podcast. Subscribe and Share it on whatever platform you use to consume it! P.S. Thank you for listening and sharing it on your social media! Cheers, GAV & Ryan and Matty! Gav & Matty Enjoy! - The WTF are you listening to a good episode of GAVO? - GAV OFF MY LA Lawn? ? Subscribe to this episode of GET OFF MY LAYLOW? Subscribe on Podchaser! Don't Tell a Friend About This Episode? PODCAST: Subscribe on iTunes or Gave Me a Review on iTunes? Leave Us a Review On Apple Podcast, Review On Itunes, Rate & Review On Podchatter? Also, Subscribe on Itunes & Other Podcasts - Subscribe On A Podcast - Subscribe on Spanky's Insta and Subscribe On Spanky & Other Places To Learn About Itunes - Subscribe To Itunes Send Me A Reviewed On The Same Podcasts & We'll Be Quiet Offered On A Podchatted & Other Shout Out To A Friend's Podcasts On The Pitch - We'll Have A Podcast About This Podcasts And Other Things Like That?


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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:20.000 White boy wasted Said he likes the taste of my lips Drawn to my hips Dancing like a skank on it Bitches watching Why you at a dance floor If you're not acquainted with the dance floor No one likes a boring bitch
00:00:50.000 Welcome back to a special edition of Get Off My Lawn Live.
00:00:54.000 I'd like to welcome my co-host, Matty O'Dell, and I would like to unwelcome Ryan Rivera.
00:01:01.000 This is his last show.
00:01:03.000 We are surprise firing him today.
00:01:05.000 And we're gonna replace him with nothing.
00:01:08.000 I could probably figure out all that shit.
00:01:11.000 We are pre-recording this, although it is live now, because we're off to Orlando to entertain.
00:01:19.000 Matty, Ryan, and I will all be there.
00:01:21.000 Meet and greet.
00:01:22.000 You can still get tickets.
00:01:23.000 How do they get tickets, Ryan?
00:01:25.000 Well, you would go to censored.tv slash Orlando, and you can see on the key run.
00:01:30.000 Censored.tv slash Orlando.
00:01:32.000 That takes you to Eventbrites.
00:01:34.000 We've had one ticket seller chicken out.
00:01:38.000 And now we're with Eventbrite.
00:01:40.000 All of those original tickets, though, are still valid.
00:01:43.000 People are nervous about getting the announcement of where the location is, day of.
00:01:48.000 Don't worry.
00:01:49.000 We will get the word out through every possible channel.
00:01:52.000 You can email the sensor.tv asking.
00:01:57.000 We'll do a push notification.
00:01:59.000 We'll do a mass email.
00:02:01.000 We'll get it to you.
00:02:02.000 Promise.
00:02:05.000 Today's episode is brought to you, of course, by Johnny Apple CBD.
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00:02:23.000 You know what my dream was last night?
00:02:25.000 No.
00:02:26.000 I come back and my backhoe tractor for doing road repair has a $170 parking ticket.
00:02:34.000 And I'm like, I'm not paying it.
00:02:36.000 I'm working to repair the roads here.
00:02:39.000 And you're gonna fucking fine me?
00:02:40.000 Of course, take it.
00:02:42.000 On the road, you're fixing.
00:02:43.000 Nice.
00:02:44.000 And I, yeah.
00:02:45.000 And the road was fucked up.
00:02:47.000 We had to rip up the whole road.
00:02:49.000 And I don't know why I have a backhoe.
00:02:51.000 I guess I'm like lifting up those steel plates and moving those down.
00:02:54.000 Nice.
00:02:55.000 But I was not happy.
00:02:57.000 So I went to a mechanic to see if he could... That's a pretty hefty parking ticket.
00:03:00.000 Pretty bad.
00:03:01.000 That's like a New York City handicap spot ticket.
00:03:03.000 Yeah, that's like the courthouse.
00:03:05.000 The front steps of the courthouse ticket.
00:03:08.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:03:11.000 Um, I'm glad though I was having such banal dreams.
00:03:14.000 That's probably because I wasn't stressed out.
00:03:15.000 It's probably because I've been taking Johnny Apple, uh, seed CBD, sorry, Johnny Apple CBD, CBDs at night, the gummies.
00:03:23.000 So, but they've got an incredible variety of things here.
00:03:26.000 We've got the cartridges there with the vape.
00:03:29.000 We've got the topical.
00:03:31.000 We've got the gummies I won't shut up about.
00:03:33.000 We've got the, um, the tincture you put in your coffee to take the edge off.
00:03:38.000 It's incredible the variety in it.
00:03:40.000 It's kind of proof that God likes weed.
00:03:43.000 I don't know.
00:03:45.000 He sent us a shout out with that because we took out the bad part and it's still awesome.
00:03:51.000 That's sort of like humans.
00:03:52.000 Like you lose your legs, you could still be a pretty good guy.
00:03:55.000 Yeah, no doubt.
00:03:57.000 It's still fun to hang out with.
00:03:59.000 You know what most gimps are pushing these days?
00:04:03.000 Their wheelchair?
00:04:07.000 No, they want their dicks back.
00:04:09.000 These war vets that can't get it up, they go, you know what?
00:04:13.000 Wheelchair access is going pretty good.
00:04:15.000 I can get in and out of the New York subway, whatever I want.
00:04:19.000 Anyway, that's the end of the commercial.
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00:04:23.000 Try it out.
00:04:25.000 But they go, so the legs, I wouldn't hate having them back, but I need my dick back.
00:04:30.000 That's a lot more important.
00:04:32.000 I don't think you get sensation though.
00:04:34.000 Even if they put like an implant in?
00:04:36.000 Yeah, I think they want the sensation too.
00:04:39.000 Right.
00:04:40.000 Like, you ever fuck a girl when you're wasted and you're just like, what are we doing?
00:04:43.000 Yeah.
00:04:44.000 Like nothing's happening here.
00:04:45.000 Yeah, it's just like, eh.
00:04:47.000 It's a boner.
00:04:48.000 But it's not mine.
00:04:50.000 And then she's, you can tell she's numb too.
00:04:52.000 And you're just pounding away.
00:04:55.000 Sometimes you have to fake an orgasm.
00:04:57.000 My Mets bet is 45 wins, 46 losses.
00:05:02.000 They're the second best in all of the MLB.
00:05:04.000 But they were getting slaughtered by the Astros.
00:05:06.000 Who I've always liked.
00:05:07.000 I liked the Astros.
00:05:10.000 Houston.
00:05:11.000 And I didn't mind, I love that little short guy El Tuve.
00:05:14.000 And I didn't mind the cheating thing.
00:05:15.000 I didn't see this cheating.
00:05:17.000 Oh, the signs?
00:05:18.000 Yeah.
00:05:20.000 Big deal.
00:05:22.000 I mean, they have earpieces anyway, don't they?
00:05:25.000 They can walk and talk, they can do anything.
00:05:26.000 Don't they have, don't pitchers, they have a choice?
00:05:28.000 They can wear this little AirPod?
00:05:29.000 Catchers and pitchers now do.
00:05:31.000 The pitcher and the catcher.
00:05:32.000 Yeah, they can communicate with each other with their earpiece.
00:05:34.000 Like you'll see the catcher go like this or the pitcher will put his hand over his ear so he can hear the catcher.
00:05:39.000 And some guys don't use it.
00:05:40.000 Yeah, not everyone does.
00:05:42.000 And I'm like, why don't they use it?
00:05:43.000 And my son goes, some of them are too dumb to figure it out.
00:05:45.000 I go, that doesn't sound right.
00:05:47.000 Yeah.
00:05:48.000 All baseball players are autistic.
00:05:50.000 They're all on the spectrum.
00:05:52.000 They all have weird OCD rituals like they have to take their shoes off and feel the astroturf or the grass on their feet and they have to have someone park their car a certain way.
00:06:01.000 They're all lunatics.
00:06:02.000 That's how you get that good.
00:06:03.000 Yeah.
00:06:04.000 You can't be normal.
00:06:06.000 Obsessive.
00:06:08.000 Speaking of... So we're gonna be taking calls.
00:06:11.000 You know how this works.
00:06:12.000 It's a two-hour show.
00:06:13.000 We take calls from you folks.
00:06:15.000 You can get super chats.
00:06:17.000 Guarantee you... We'll read as many as we can, but we guarantee we'll read the $100 ones.
00:06:20.000 And those all go to Max and John, who are currently serving a four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with some Antifa pussies.
00:06:28.000 And who knew that would be nothing compared to what the January 6th guys are facing?
00:06:33.000 Yeah, it's ridiculous.
00:06:35.000 20 years for meandering is the price for those.
00:06:38.000 But we got some good news on that front today.
00:06:41.000 The trial is delayed.
00:06:42.000 1-7.
00:06:44.000 And you go, Gavin, they're in solitary.
00:06:46.000 They've been in there for a year and a half.
00:06:47.000 They just add another half year.
00:06:49.000 It's two years already?
00:06:51.000 First of all, can we do time served?
00:06:53.000 I'm sorry that I broke some windows.
00:06:55.000 I spent two years in prison for breaking some windows, and I wasn't even the guy who broke them.
00:07:00.000 So how about you let me go?
00:07:01.000 But Enrique, and I believe this is the same with Biggs and Nardine, is being pushed six months.
00:07:05.000 They are so confident that they didn't do anything wrong.
00:07:07.000 They want to go now, but dude, it's not that simple.
00:07:11.000 The lawyers need to prepare the case.
00:07:14.000 And I talk to the lawyers all the time, and they go, if we started tomorrow, I don't know if I'd be ready.
00:07:19.000 You know what it's like?
00:07:20.000 It's like arguing with a flat earther.
00:07:23.000 And they'll go, okay, how was it in Chicago?
00:07:26.000 If I'm looking across the lakes, I can see Canada or whatever the fuck through Lake Michigan.
00:07:32.000 I'm not doing my geography very well.
00:07:34.000 And then, so you have to know that allegation.
00:07:36.000 Right.
00:07:37.000 And then you can say, well, what's going on is the light is refracting off of this and the sun is coming at this angle, so it creates the illusion that it's flat.
00:07:44.000 But if someone just sprung that on you out of the blue and you didn't have a comeback, it would look good for the flat earther.
00:07:50.000 I know a guy who wrote a book refuting Flat Earth and he goes it was fucking hard because I had to look up all of their things and then find out how they got that.
00:08:00.000 It's like arguing with liberals.
00:08:03.000 They'll come up with some shit like, oh really?
00:08:04.000 How come Obama had the fastest recovery ever?
00:08:08.000 And then you gotta go Google it and you realize they're fucking wrong.
00:08:11.000 Like Joe Biden.
00:08:13.000 That we're kicking ass and there's no recession.
00:08:16.000 And the little bit of recession, little inflation we do have is because Putin
00:08:21.000 Raise the price of gas, which even that retarded view, which isn't true.
00:08:27.000 Putin represents maybe 1% of this increase.
00:08:30.000 Even if that's true, Joe, you're making an argument to drill baby drill.
00:08:35.000 We should have our own oil.
00:08:36.000 We shouldn't be at the mercy of this guy.
00:08:37.000 No.
00:08:38.000 There's nothing smart about you, Joe.
00:08:40.000 I like how he says, so let me get this straight.
00:08:43.000 You would rather we had cheap gas and Putin had his iron fist on Europe.
00:08:50.000 Yes.
00:08:51.000 I don't live in Europe.
00:08:52.000 That's precisely.
00:08:53.000 I don't give a fuck about Ukraine and I don't even sure there's a war there.
00:08:58.000 A buddy of mine just sent me a picture.
00:09:01.000 It looks like Budapest.
00:09:04.000 Well, the national team's still playing for the World Cup and stuff.
00:09:06.000 Really?
00:09:07.000 Yeah.
00:09:08.000 He's fucking hanging out with Ben Stiller.
00:09:10.000 Ukraine beat Scotland, I believe.
00:09:11.000 No, it was Croatia.
00:09:12.000 One of them.
00:09:13.000 Beat Scotland?
00:09:14.000 Yeah.
00:09:14.000 That's not a good look.
00:09:16.000 No, it's terrible.
00:09:17.000 That's terrible.
00:09:17.000 That sure is.
00:09:20.000 Speaking of people saying shit to shock you and you going, no, I'm fine.
00:09:25.000 Oh, yeah, that's that thing where they show the cameraman and it looks like they're using paintball.
00:09:31.000 I'd start a fake war for 40 billion.
00:09:35.000 Yeah.
00:09:37.000 Well, that one guy did have a paintball gun right there.
00:09:39.000 Yeah.
00:09:41.000 Um, there's this crazy shit going on with, we don't usually cover the news on this show, but I'm not, I'm not going to see you.
00:09:49.000 Tomorrow's a banked episode cause we're doing the Florida show.
00:09:51.000 We're not going to see you for three days.
00:09:53.000 There's some stuff we have to get in before it's, it's gone.
00:09:57.000 And I would be remiss if I didn't discuss the concealed carry thing.
00:10:02.000 Now when I first heard about this a few hours ago, I went, yeah, yeah, New York State.
00:10:07.000 And it's already not impossible to get a handgun concealed carry in New York State.
00:10:11.000 You go, you sit through the six hour class, and it's at once.
00:10:16.000 And he gives you the answers in the class.
00:10:19.000 Like you fill out the thing.
00:10:21.000 So what are the three number one rules?
00:10:23.000 And it's full of idiots in there.
00:10:26.000 The one I went to was in Mount Vernon.
00:10:28.000 And they're just like, he just told us them eight minutes ago.
00:10:32.000 And people are like, wait, what was it again?
00:10:34.000 Check to safety?
00:10:35.000 And he's like, yeah, that's one.
00:10:38.000 And so he guides you through it.
00:10:39.000 Then you, so you pass that masterclass.
00:10:43.000 And then you need three letters of residence that have known you for a year or more saying you're a great guy.
00:10:49.000 That's your neighbors, whatever.
00:10:50.000 Wouldn't work with my neighbors, but you get the picture.
00:10:53.000 And then you can get one.
00:10:54.000 A sports one or some bullshit, right?
00:10:56.000 Hunting and Target.
00:10:57.000 You're going to drive them.
00:10:58.000 What's it called?
00:10:58.000 Hunting and Target.
00:11:00.000 So, New York State... The most popular one in New York.
00:11:01.000 Would you agree that New York State is not that hard?
00:11:04.000 Well, if you've never been arrested and don't have a criminal history, like, you'd get it in about four months.
00:11:09.000 Right.
00:11:09.000 In Westchester.
00:11:10.000 Right.
00:11:10.000 New York State is a little different.
00:11:12.000 That's exactly my point.
00:11:14.000 New York City, on the other hand, it's fucking a Victoria's Secret model within 10 minutes of meeting her, without raping her, consensually.
00:11:23.000 So you just go, well, I'm not even gonna try.
00:11:26.000 And then you hear it's just celebrities, Robert De Niro will have the chief of police over, he gets one, and then ex-cops.
00:11:33.000 But even with ex-cops, they get a DUI, or they fart on the 3rd of July,
00:11:40.000 And all of a sudden they can't renew their concealed carry.
00:11:43.000 Right.
00:11:44.000 So I wasn't impressed with this news that the Supreme Court.
00:11:47.000 Yeah.
00:11:48.000 Oh shit.
00:11:48.000 Robert Downey Jr.
00:11:49.000 Yeah.
00:11:50.000 I was going to say just try getting blasters.
00:11:52.000 You know I have these blasters come out of my hands.
00:11:55.000 And it was quite a chore to try to get the zoning rights because sometimes you would fire something at an alien posing an existential threat to Earth and hit a building or something.
00:12:07.000 Yeah, yeah, you hit some guy, like some accountant on the 35th floor.
00:12:12.000 So everything that the Avengers do is totally certified and licensed?
00:12:17.000 Yeah, like before we had to, I think his name was, yeah, Ultron.
00:12:21.000 Before we had to fight him, we had to, there was zoning laws, like we couldn't, the theater of battle couldn't, you know, go up above Harlem, go figure, right?
00:12:29.000 You know, that's a war zone already, so.
00:12:31.000 Do you remember they had some big fight in, like, downtown Kenya?
00:12:35.000 Yeah.
00:12:36.000 And there's, the Hulk is knocking over skyscraper after skyscraper.
00:12:41.000 Now, I've never been to downtown Kenya.
00:12:43.000 Me neither.
00:12:44.000 Wait, is Kenya a country or a city?
00:12:46.000 It's a country.
00:12:47.000 Country.
00:12:47.000 I don't know.
00:12:48.000 So whatever the capital of Kenya is.
00:12:50.000 But I'm guessing there's not a lot of skyscrapers.
00:12:53.000 Yeah, because of the Hulk.
00:12:57.000 So anyway, we check this out, and yeah, it includes New York State.
00:13:04.000 What?
00:13:04.000 The Sam hell?
00:13:05.000 How many times have we joked on this show about the impossibility... New York City, you mean.
00:13:11.000 What did I say?
00:13:12.000 In New York State.
00:13:13.000 Yeah, I meant New York City.
00:13:14.000 We've joked incessantly about the impossibility of getting a gun.
00:13:18.000 It's a joke.
00:13:18.000 Everyone jokes about it and everyone says you're not gonna get it.
00:13:21.000 No, this law includes Manhattan.
00:13:24.000 Yes.
00:13:25.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?
00:13:27.000 Now... What?
00:13:29.000 Them striking it down and saying, okay, now you don't need a special circumstance to be able to carry a concealed weapon outside of your home exclusively for self-protection.
00:13:39.000 That doesn't mean that they're going to start handing them out left and right.
00:13:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:43.000 I'm remaining dubious.
00:13:46.000 You know, I mean, it's a win in the win column and it's a step in the right direction, but there's still, you know,
00:13:54.000 It's a blue state and it's all Democrats that hold those positions and they're not going to just kowtow and just start handing them out to anybody.
00:14:00.000 Well do you smell this right now?
00:14:05.000 It kind of smells like we might be winning.
00:14:07.000 Yeah.
00:14:08.000 There's a lot of weird... There's a lot in the last week in the news.
00:14:11.000 There's been a lot of wins in the checks in the win column for us.
00:14:15.000 Yeah.
00:14:16.000 And it's all very subtle things, like Owen Benjamin on Jim Brewer's show, like that Leah Thomas losing his female medals for swimming like a fucking bullet.
00:14:30.000 Which I've heard Trump, remember we had that footage of him at that rally in Mar-a-Lago when they were doing the movie launch of Dinesh D'Souza's 2000 Mules?
00:14:39.000 And he joked about, she's trying to beat, you know, an eighth of a second, then she looks by and she just gets smoked by this, his arms were touching the floor, did you see this guy?
00:14:48.000 He called him a dude.
00:14:51.000 Yeah, dude, he calls him a dude.
00:14:52.000 Do you have that somewhere?
00:14:53.000 I'm looking for it right now, yeah.
00:14:55.000 But I saw in another speech he does the same thing.
00:14:59.000 Dude, he's working on his bits.
00:15:01.000 Oh yeah, oh he's a road dog.
00:15:02.000 He's honing his set, trying to get it down to a good solid Netflix special, a good hour.
00:15:08.000 Can you imagine that?
00:15:09.000 A Trump Netflix special?
00:15:11.000 Oh my god.
00:15:12.000 That would be classic.
00:15:13.000 We used to live in a Trump Netflix special.
00:15:15.000 Every time you turned on the news, you'd be laughing your heads off.
00:15:18.000 Oh yeah, he did it on the ceiling.
00:15:20.000 That's not easy.
00:15:22.000 We'll spin it around just for
00:15:24.000 Yeah, a lot of people were fainting because they didn't like being upside down like that.
00:15:28.000 I feel like I'm upside down!
00:15:36.000 By the way, 2,000 mules is the fantasy of Leo Thomas because he's a gay guy, right?
00:15:41.000 2,000 mules would be really...
00:15:44.000 And you saw the woman the other day?
00:15:46.000 You saw that?
00:15:46.000 We call dicks mules.
00:15:48.000 Since when?
00:15:49.000 Well, Jim Florentine says it.
00:15:51.000 I never heard that.
00:15:52.000 Even though you think his comedy is shitty.
00:15:54.000 No, that's... That's a joke, Jim.
00:15:57.000 Yes, come on.
00:15:58.000 Calm down.
00:15:58.000 I know, she was a great...
00:16:01.000 Women's swimmer.
00:16:02.000 She was going for the record.
00:16:04.000 She was hoping to beat it by 1 eighth of a second.
00:16:08.000 The record stood for approximately 11 years.
00:16:11.000 A magnificent athlete.
00:16:14.000 She worked so hard and she was gonna beat it, but then this dude shows up right alongside her.
00:16:20.000 Great.
00:16:21.000 Then some dude shows up.
00:16:24.000 The timing is exquisite.
00:16:29.000 And he was only an average male swimmer.
00:16:32.000 He was average.
00:16:33.000 He was just... On the male team, he wasn't a very good swimmer.
00:16:36.000 It's okay.
00:16:37.000 He's right in the middle of the pack, they say.
00:16:38.000 What do I know?
00:16:40.000 So she's trying... Meji points at the black skirt.
00:16:42.000 He probably doesn't even swim better than this guy.
00:16:44.000 I mean, look at him.
00:16:49.000 By an eighth of a second.
00:16:51.000 But he did a little better than that.
00:16:53.000 He beat it by 38 seconds.
00:16:55.000 38 seconds?
00:16:56.000 She was injured during that particular swim.
00:17:00.000 He went by her so fast that she suffered massive windburn.
00:17:04.000 He was going by her.
00:17:07.000 And then the better one is the weightlifting.
00:17:09.000 They had a certain record of like 206 pounds and a woman got up and she was gonna... They take the barbells and they added like an eighth of an ounce to each side.
00:17:20.000 She's gonna break that record.
00:17:21.000 She's gonna break it!
00:17:23.000 And she gets up and she's pushing.
00:17:26.000 She always goes...
00:17:30.000 This guy comes out, bingo!
00:17:34.000 He says, did you ever miss me before?
00:17:38.000 No I haven't.
00:17:40.000 That's legitimately some of the funniest material I've ever seen.
00:17:46.000 Is it because it's coming from a presidential guy?
00:17:48.000 He sounds like a guy who did comedy his whole life and then he retired and he lives in Boca Raton and then he's up here visiting you and you go, Donny, you should get on stage.
00:17:58.000 It's an open mic.
00:17:58.000 Oh, that's long gone.
00:18:00.000 I don't do that shit anymore.
00:18:01.000 And come on, just do that shit you were saying with the swimmer, it was fucking hilarious.
00:18:05.000 But what do I do?
00:18:06.000 Alright, fuck it, I'll try.
00:18:07.000 Some dude.
00:18:09.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a blast from the past here.
00:18:11.000 I don't know if you remember the early 90s, Donnie Trump was just sort of ending his career.
00:18:16.000 Well, he's back with a surprise reunion tour.
00:18:20.000 That was just a tight five I did, and it turned out pretty good.
00:18:23.000 It was pretty funny.
00:18:24.000 I did crowd work.
00:18:27.000 Even doing crowd work would be amazing.
00:18:30.000 He does!
00:18:30.000 Remember?
00:18:31.000 We love you!
00:18:31.000 I love you too!
00:18:33.000 Wait, that's a guy!
00:18:34.000 That's a dude!
00:18:36.000 And then he did the Home to Mommy thing, right?
00:18:37.000 And he was like, your mom probably voted for Trump.
00:18:40.000 She was like, what are you doing?
00:18:41.000 Why are you doing this?
00:18:44.000 Home to Mommy!
00:18:44.000 He is a road dog comic.
00:18:46.000 Yes, he is.
00:18:47.000 I'll be at the Laugh House in Albany on the 23rd.
00:18:51.000 His rallies are just stand-up shows, essentially.
00:18:54.000 Oh, it was a fun time.
00:18:55.000 But yeah, there's something going on.
00:18:58.000 And this gun law seems to be another thing.
00:19:01.000 Even the hearings.
00:19:02.000 The hearings go, the lawyers were like, well, this is fucking great.
00:19:05.000 There goes our jury, which is, by the way, that's why the trial is being delayed till December.
00:19:10.000 They can't find, they can't find one person.
00:19:13.000 I said it on the live show when we covered it that night.
00:19:14.000 I said, this is, all this is doing is poisoning any jury pool that they could ever wish to assemble.
00:19:22.000 Are our enemies idiots?
00:19:25.000 Yeah.
00:19:25.000 Because they're not, that was not a smart move to brainwash everyone and do a propaganda campaign right before the trial was supposed to set.
00:19:34.000 Like you're knowingly ruining the jury.
00:19:36.000 What are you showing that for?
00:19:37.000 Oh, that was, that was the other insurrection.
00:19:40.000 Remember the Kavanaugh insurrection?
00:19:42.000 They stormed the Capitol?
00:19:43.000 Yeah.
00:19:43.000 Not the same Capitol, but right?
00:19:46.000 Is that it?
00:19:47.000 Oh, is that the same Capitol?
00:19:48.000 Yeah.
00:19:48.000 That's in Washington, D.C.
00:19:51.000 No, it's in Wisconsin, dummy.
00:19:55.000 Somebody gets called dummy besides me.
00:19:59.000 That's not the Kavanaugh vetting trials.
00:20:02.000 That was about abortion.
00:20:03.000 No, this was about abortion, yeah.
00:20:04.000 Because Kavanaugh was at the actual Capitol.
00:20:07.000 The Kavanaugh insurrection was at the D.C.
00:20:09.000 Capitol?
00:20:10.000 Yes.
00:20:12.000 Well, this anti-abortion rally was at the Capitol in Wisconsin.
00:20:19.000 Which has been stormed a few times, by the way.
00:20:21.000 I remember teachers storming that before.
00:20:24.000 And... Who gave a shit about this?
00:20:27.000 Nobody.
00:20:29.000 So the funny thing is they keep saying, they're trashing our democracy.
00:20:33.000 And you go, okay, so you're really mad about democracy?
00:20:36.000 And they go, yeah, okay.
00:20:38.000 So what are other things where someone was trashing our democracy and you were really angry about it?
00:20:43.000 You're like a democracy buff, right?
00:20:45.000 You hate when parliamentary procedures or any kind of government procedure is impinged?
00:20:53.000 Is interrupted?
00:20:54.000 Is that your beef?
00:20:56.000 That's your beat?
00:20:58.000 No, they don't give a fucking shit about it.
00:20:59.000 Well they just had, what's the name, Colbert's fucking team get arrested.
00:21:03.000 Yes, including Triumph the Insult Dog.
00:21:06.000 So if you're obsessed with the sanctity of the Capitol, why are you bringing Triumph the Insult Dog and banging on doors illegally, and why isn't any liberal mad?
00:21:16.000 So anyway, to go back to the hearings, the hearings were a flop.
00:21:20.000 People were sleeping in there!
00:21:22.000 Yeah, but as far as people tuning in and watching it, it was worse than Animal House.
00:21:28.000 Remember that trial in Animal House?
00:21:30.000 Yeah.
00:21:32.000 Delta got a chance to speak twice.
00:21:35.000 The first guy got up.
00:21:36.000 What's his name?
00:21:37.000 Oh, I'm embarrassed.
00:21:38.000 I don't remember their names.
00:21:41.000 Boomer?
00:21:42.000 Houser?
00:21:42.000 Bauer?
00:21:43.000 He gets up, and he gets, Boone, sorry, Boone gets up, he does his talk, and then he gets told to shut up, and then, and then the Dean goes, let's just end this, and that's when they started going, blowjob, blowjob, blowjob.
00:21:57.000 That was a totally unfair trial.
00:21:58.000 Dean Werner knew he was kicking Delta off campus, he knew it was the end, and it was more fair than the hearings.
00:22:05.000 Yeah.
00:22:06.000 Like, Delta House were allowed to be there.
00:22:08.000 They could face their accuser.
00:22:09.000 Right.
00:22:10.000 And they had at least a second.
00:22:14.000 Except that whole charade they did was... It wasn't a court of law.
00:22:19.000 It wasn't anything that could be used in a court of law because none of the defendants... It was a bizarre ritual.
00:22:26.000 It was poison.
00:22:27.000 Pull up the Animal House trial, Ryan.
00:22:30.000 It was a silly game and they had Republicans and Democrats both hating Trump, both trying to convince you that it's an insurrection.
00:22:39.000 Americans, even lefties, they don't like that.
00:22:42.000 They don't like one-sided things.
00:22:43.000 That's probably why this movie is so popular.
00:22:45.000 What's his name again?
00:22:49.000 I had an Animal House board game.
00:22:52.000 I recognize that suit.
00:22:53.000 I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it.
00:22:59.000 The Delta House has a long tradition of existence to its members.
00:23:02.000 Hoover.
00:23:03.000 And to the community at large.
00:23:04.000 Hoover.
00:23:06.000 I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.
00:23:08.000 I was told I'd have a chance to... That's enough.
00:23:11.000 The court will now render a decision.
00:23:12.000 Well, look, you said I could speak.
00:23:14.000 He said that!
00:23:15.000 Are you deaf?
00:23:17.000 Let's finish this damn thing.
00:23:19.000 Yeah, that's Hoover.
00:23:21.000 And the other guy is Eric Stratton.
00:23:24.000 Dude, the hearings were worse than this.
00:23:28.000 Look, Hoover got to say this isn't fair.
00:23:30.000 No one got to say that at the hearings.
00:23:41.000 Oh my god, she is so fucking beautiful.
00:23:47.000 That might be the prettiest woman in history.
00:23:51.000 You think?
00:23:52.000 I think so, yeah.
00:23:52.000 I definitely got that, uh... Karen Allen is perfect.
00:23:59.000 Remember her in Indiana Jones?
00:24:00.000 They had that bullshit about she's drinking with some Mongolians and they're all passing out wasted and she's kicking their ass.
00:24:06.000 That was so gay.
00:24:08.000 I have that exact suit, tie, and jacket.
00:24:11.000 I'm sure.
00:24:20.000 Or if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
00:24:25.000 Oh my god.
00:24:28.000 Wouldn't it be fucking groundbreaking?
00:24:30.000 I'd probably go to jail for life for like interrupting a procedure.
00:24:34.000 But if I showed up in that suit and made that speech and interrupted Liz Cheney?
00:24:39.000 I don't think it would have went well.
00:24:42.000 I'm not gonna just stand here.
00:24:43.000 I'm not gonna sit here and let you bad mouth the United States of America!
00:24:48.000 Gentlemen!
00:24:52.000 They all file out?
00:24:55.000 But they can't file out because they're not there!
00:24:58.000 I know!
00:24:58.000 They're in fucking solitary!
00:25:03.000 Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you bad mouth the United States of America!
00:25:13.000 Gentlemen!
00:25:18.000 That's the guy who wrote it.
00:25:19.000 Doug Kenny.
00:25:20.000 Stork.
00:25:21.000 With the green shirt on.
00:25:24.000 You're finished!
00:25:25.000 No more Delta!
00:25:28.000 Except Liz Cheney.
00:25:28.000 You've won it this time, Buster!
00:25:31.000 I'm calling your national office!
00:25:35.000 I'm going to revoke your charter!
00:25:40.000 And if you wise guys try one more thing, one more, I'm gonna kick you out of this college!
00:25:49.000 Anyway.
00:25:50.000 Beautiful.
00:25:51.000 I tried to find Dean Werner because I did a reboot of that at my old job at CRTV because one of the cameramen looked exactly like Hoover.
00:26:00.000 Really?
00:26:00.000 And Dean Werner was unavailable.
00:26:02.000 You know why?
00:26:02.000 He's dead?
00:26:03.000 He died of old age.
00:26:05.000 That movie's, I think, 82.
00:26:09.000 Nick Searcy's got a great movie out called Give Me Liberty.
00:26:13.000 There's a few good ones.
00:26:14.000 Tucker Carlson's thing on his Fox News Plus, whatever, is really good.
00:26:23.000 And this is a really good documentary about what really happened.
00:26:27.000 These are domestic terrorists.
00:26:30.000 The sixth was all deception.
00:26:32.000 The level of sophistication.
00:26:34.000 People were putting on Trump stuff beforehand or taking it off afterward.
00:26:34.000 Haptic.
00:26:39.000 It was members of our own government.
00:26:42.000 Worker's been an FBI informant for a number of years.
00:26:45.000 On January 6th, I said, are you working?
00:26:46.000 He said, yes.
00:26:47.000 This is treason.
00:26:48.000 They want to criminalize dissent.
00:26:55.000 I opened the shutters that had the battering ram, so I hear... Then they told me to come out, a whole bunch of red dots all over my chest.
00:27:03.000 Jesus.
00:27:06.000 They're hunting down Trump supporters like dogs.
00:27:08.000 What is this on?
00:27:10.000 It's on the site.
00:27:11.000 It's on our site?
00:27:12.000 Givemealibertynow.org.
00:27:14.000 Yeah, it's ten bucks.
00:27:16.000 Capital Punishment, it is called.
00:27:17.000 This is the trailer on YouTube.
00:27:22.000 I spent the next three weeks in jail.
00:27:24.000 They put me in a cell by myself.
00:27:27.000 Total solitary confinement in a cell not much bigger than a walk-in closet.
00:27:31.000 FBI.
00:27:31.000 Guns drawn.
00:27:32.000 Hands up!
00:27:32.000 Hands up!
00:27:33.000 Put your hands on the wall!
00:27:33.000 Hands up!
00:27:34.000 Hands on the wall!
00:27:39.000 This is psychological warfare.
00:27:41.000 It didn't have a battery ram in it, but what it did have was a turret on top.
00:27:44.000 He was pointing his gun at all my neighbors, ready to pull up anytime he needed to.
00:27:48.000 Turret?
00:27:50.000 What the fuck?
00:27:51.000 They handcuffed you?
00:27:52.000 Yes.
00:27:55.000 Just in case his neighbors come out, we're ready to mow them down.
00:27:58.000 It's like, these are all Wacos.
00:27:59.000 147 days since my wife was murdered.
00:28:03.000 So I gotta be her voice, though.
00:28:08.000 Hmm.
00:28:09.000 GiveMeLibertyNow.org.
00:28:10.000 That looks juicy.
00:28:12.000 I'll have to check that out.
00:28:16.000 Final thing on this subject, I guess, is 1-6.
00:28:22.000 This is more related to the gun thing, but Marjorie Taylor Greene was being interrogated by a British reporter about guns.
00:28:28.000 Classic.
00:28:29.000 I love it.
00:28:29.000 And she's just like, you guys got stabbings.
00:28:31.000 She's got balls.
00:28:32.000 Yeah, she's great.
00:28:34.000 I haven't heard the phrase she's about to use in so long and it was so awesome to hear it.
00:28:38.000 Say that again.
00:28:40.000 ...to defend the Second Amendment.
00:28:41.000 I understand that we don't have guns in the UK, that is true, but we don't have mass shootings either.
00:28:45.000 Children aren't scared to go to school.
00:28:46.000 You have mass stabbings, lady.
00:28:48.000 You have all kinds of murder, and you've got laws against that.
00:28:51.000 Nothing like the same rates.
00:28:52.000 Well, you can go back to your country and worry about your no guns.
00:28:55.000 That's very kind of you.
00:28:56.000 We like ours here.
00:28:57.000 And it's our job.
00:28:58.000 The one I saw was just cut off, like it cuts off at just, go back to your country, and then she's got their laser beam eyes.
00:29:07.000 Yeah, Brits love pretending that they have no crime and also with their massive Muslim crime wave which includes grooming young children to the tune of thousands of pedophiles
00:29:23.000 We don't know how much is reported because their fucking mayor is a terrorist.
00:29:28.000 Sadiq Khan is another progressive mayor who hides crime stats and says, let's drop it, let's not make this a big thing.
00:29:38.000 Plus, on top of that, you have the police in Muslim towns like Luton who are like, I can't arrest this guy.
00:29:45.000 The Muslims will storm the police station and we'll all die.
00:29:48.000 So they live above the law.
00:29:50.000 I interviewed them.
00:29:51.000 I went down there.
00:29:52.000 All the Muslim gangs there, they hide knives in trees.
00:29:55.000 So when shit pops off, they just grab one from the sky.
00:29:58.000 Yeah.
00:30:01.000 Don't want to be caught carrying them.
00:30:03.000 No.
00:30:03.000 And then Siddiq's kind of solution to that, of course, is just stop selling knives that have points on them.
00:30:10.000 If we have round edge knives, like butter knives.
00:30:13.000 I can stab you with a screwdriver.
00:30:15.000 Yeah, that's not going to end it, my friend.
00:30:19.000 You could sharpen the knife.
00:30:22.000 It's not going to happen.
00:30:23.000 Yeah.
00:30:24.000 I'll just take clippers and make it pointy again.
00:30:27.000 Pook, pook, we're done.
00:30:30.000 Anyway, Siddiq Khan, of course, I think he's Pakistani.
00:30:34.000 A lot of those, a lot of the crime in Britain is related to Pakistan.
00:30:40.000 It's Islamic.
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00:34:13.000 You sound like you want to have sex with him, though.
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00:34:18.000 Let me tell you how straight men would say that, Ryan.
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00:34:23.000 No.
00:34:23.000 Not like, look at that fucking suit.
00:34:25.000 That's what gay guys who worry about what they sound like think about saying things.
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00:34:33.000 So?
00:34:34.000 He could just take his dink out of there and I'd bend over.
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00:35:05.000 That place is going down the toilet and there's no real reason why.
00:35:10.000 It's not really the pandemic.
00:35:11.000 They're not run by China.
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00:35:16.000 My theory is that they saw the BLM Antifa riots going on in the West and they're like, we should fuck shit up.
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00:35:26.000 Oh, Jesus.
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00:35:35.000 If anyone knew how to do their job, like 60 Minutes or Vice, they would go to Hong Kong and tell us about the fucking fascism going on there.
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00:36:23.000 What's that now?
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00:36:25.000 What's the fop?
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00:36:28.000 Yeah, we'll get to that before we leave.
00:36:30.000 But, um, before we leave and before we mention FOP, uh, I want to read some letters.
00:36:37.000 It's a very interactive show, so let's, um, let's dive into the mailbag.
00:36:42.000 Bitch.
00:36:44.000 Including a fun intro that it's all about our ex-employee Ryan.
00:36:48.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:36:53.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:36:58.000 Let me touch it.
00:37:04.000 Ever seen Kiki Wongo says this guy who calls himself Gabey Monstar Hot metal babe on tik-tok just saying seem like gals type, so she's a ethnically ambiguous brunette with big lips I'm assuming we're about to see yep Yes, I follow her on Instagram.
00:37:23.000 She's a good guitar player at Beto.
00:37:25.000 Well.
00:37:26.000 She's usually wearing more clothes than that
00:37:33.000 Wait, that's her without makeup?
00:37:35.000 Oh, that's her.
00:37:37.000 She's pretty good.
00:37:38.000 I'm not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.
00:37:45.000 Have you been stalking her?
00:37:46.000 I like how you pretend you're not a simp.
00:37:47.000 No, I'm actually following her for her guitar skills.
00:37:51.000 She does a lot of good scales.
00:37:53.000 Check it out.
00:38:03.000 I'm not really into Asian chicks, so... That does not really... She seems a little too perfect.
00:38:08.000 That's racist!
00:38:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:38:10.000 Let it be racist.
00:38:11.000 She seems a little too sculpted and... Sometimes when girls are that attractive, they become handsome.
00:38:17.000 Pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.
00:38:18.000 Damn.
00:38:19.000 That's true.
00:38:20.000 Thank you very much.
00:38:21.000 I'm dumping her for being too hot.
00:38:22.000 By the way, everybody, if you don't know already, you go to the desktop version of the website, you go to the live show, see the banner at the top, you click that, right below the video, donate to read a message on air, and then we can read messages like such.
00:38:39.000 We should open the phones, too.
00:38:41.000 You want to put the phone number up there?
00:38:42.000 Sure.
00:38:44.000 This is an interesting letter.
00:38:46.000 It starts with Gavin on Tuesday, semicolon, so it's about to quote me, and it says, Ryan told so many boring fucking stories on Monday's show, man that show sucked.
00:38:57.000 Which I did say.
00:38:58.000 Now has Anthony and Gavin on Compound censored on Wednesday?
00:39:02.000 End of quotes.
00:39:04.000 Let's talk about the two liars we know for the 8,000th time for 45 minutes to end the show.
00:39:11.000 End of quotes.
00:39:12.000 So the message here is that I'm a hypocrite and while I call Ryan boring, I'm much more boring than him.
00:39:18.000 You know the scoop that we found on my show?
00:39:21.000 While looking up Dungeons and Dragons stuff, there was this Dungeon Dragon guy on Steve Colbert, and Colbert was like, oh, I heard that in your celebrity game Vin Diesel plays, right?
00:39:32.000 He must.
00:39:33.000 And he's like, no.
00:39:34.000 He's like, I've heard Vin Diesel say he plays, but I know everybody in LA who's anybody who plays Dungeons and Dragons, and I don't know anybody who plays with him.
00:39:43.000 And Colbert goes, oh.
00:39:45.000 He basically goes, oh.
00:39:48.000 And so Vin Diesel is stealing valor of all the lies to lie about.
00:39:53.000 For real.
00:39:54.000 Yeah, I play Dungeons and Dragons.
00:39:58.000 Kind of in the D&D scene.
00:39:59.000 I roll like a fucking multi-thing dice.
00:40:03.000 A 50-side die.
00:40:04.000 20-side die, yeah?
00:40:05.000 Yeah, I have like a thousand hit points.
00:40:07.000 I'm a warrior cleric.
00:40:09.000 How weird is that to lie about?
00:40:10.000 I'm a wizard god.
00:40:12.000 I just killed a dragon like three days ago.
00:40:16.000 Did he steal the Hand of Vecna?
00:40:18.000 I bet not.
00:40:24.000 He has zero hit points.
00:40:26.000 So Tom Morello plays in this game.
00:40:27.000 I really didn't expect you to roll a 20 because... Successful death save.
00:40:32.000 Wasn't Kumia friends with him?
00:40:33.000 Who do you play with?
00:40:34.000 When they were kids?
00:40:35.000 I got the wrong guy.
00:40:36.000 This guy, Mangino?
00:40:36.000 I don't know.
00:40:37.000 I'm not sure.
00:40:38.000 Anyway, the letter ends, Ryan did fine, and his impression of the Kenyan Shark Tank was hilarious.
00:40:44.000 People love that.
00:40:44.000 He's still a tard, but now kind of a buff tard.
00:40:48.000 So that's sort of cool.
00:40:48.000 So that's another gay way to compliment a man.
00:40:51.000 Nice.
00:40:51.000 Is to talk about how he's buff.
00:40:53.000 He says he does.
00:40:54.000 He does.
00:40:55.000 Here it is.
00:40:56.000 Vin Diesel plays.
00:40:57.000 You ever play with Vin?
00:40:58.000 I don't know if he does.
00:40:59.000 He says he does.
00:41:00.000 He does, but I don't know anybody that plays with him.
00:41:05.000 And believe me, I would know.
00:41:06.000 Did you hear that?
00:41:07.000 I would know.
00:41:07.000 Did you hear that?
00:41:08.000 My house in L.A.
00:41:09.000 is the L.A.
00:41:09.000 hub, and all the writers, directors, comedians, actors, we all started playing again.
00:41:14.000 I'm coming out for the Emmys, maybe.
00:41:15.000 Are you going to be out there?
00:41:16.000 Vin Diesel's a fucking liar.
00:41:20.000 Fucking nerds.
00:41:23.000 Do we have any calls on this strange day where we don't usually take calls?
00:41:27.000 Let's see, well, you know what we should do?
00:41:30.000 Patagonia, wait, I missed that one.
00:41:32.000 Patagonia wants me to listen to the birds because... what?
00:41:38.000 Patagonia, and this is the eco-friendly drag queen, she doesn't read kids' stories, she... REI, right?
00:41:49.000 Yep.
00:41:49.000 Yeah, she talks to birds.
00:41:53.000 She wants you to know the birds tell us Mother Nature is hella pissed.
00:41:56.000 That's true.
00:41:58.000 I got an email from ABC today and they go, we understand the Prel boys were at a Drag Queen Story Hour reading and the police are going to charge them with a hate crime.
00:42:09.000 Do you have any comments?
00:42:11.000 I didn't say this.
00:42:12.000 I just sent them to the guys that were there.
00:42:14.000 Better hear from the horse's mouth.
00:42:15.000 But I was thinking,
00:42:18.000 You'd be much happier at home.
00:42:20.000 Your email is like abcproducer at nightline whatever.
00:42:24.000 I can tell you're a woman because this story is a week old and you haven't looked into Panda Dolce's video where she says all the kids looking up to me can suck my dick.
00:42:37.000 And the reason you're doing a story a week late is because your heart's not in it.
00:42:41.000 You're playing house as a ABC producer and I don't think the cops are pressing hate charges anymore.
00:42:47.000 The cops have seen the video and the detective went, oh yeah, that changes the context a teensy weensy bit.
00:42:55.000 So, you have all the... When you see these news shows, these half-assed news shows, it's because the women who produce them wish they were at home and they're not interested.
00:43:04.000 Like, they don't Google shit.
00:43:05.000 They don't send themselves emails at 11.
00:43:07.000 I promise you, these news producers today, these women who would be much happier at home, the second the bell rings at the end of school, they go straight home.
00:43:15.000 They don't think about the news.
00:43:16.000 They don't do shit.
00:43:18.000 They binge Netflix and go out for brunch with their gay friends.
00:43:22.000 That's why the media is so incompetent.
00:43:25.000 That's why the entire left is so incompetent.
00:43:27.000 That's why the hearings started out with, these guys are fucking domestic terrorists.
00:43:32.000 They're going to kill you.
00:43:33.000 And then America went, no, no, we don't, we're not nuts about the vandalism, but we feel bad for those guys.
00:43:38.000 Oh, next hearing.
00:43:40.000 We feel bad for these guys too.
00:43:41.000 They're brainwashed by Trump.
00:43:42.000 He's the bad guy.
00:43:44.000 Like you're changing your whole pitch.
00:43:47.000 One step into the fucking fight.
00:43:50.000 Hey Julian.
00:43:51.000 What's going on Julian?
00:44:19.000 Hey, how's it going, y'all?
00:44:22.000 Good, man.
00:44:22.000 Now, I understand that there's a lot of, there's two different types of Julians, and some of them were Irish guys who were named Leon, and people didn't believe they were Jewish because they were Irish, so they would put the word Jew in front of their name and be Jew Leon.
00:44:41.000 Is that the kind of Leon you are?
00:44:42.000 I don't know about that.
00:44:43.000 I'm a Jesus-loving virgin.
00:44:46.000 Oh, okay.
00:44:47.000 Well, that's really committing to the cause.
00:44:50.000 No, I'm kidding.
00:44:51.000 I had sex with my girlfriend premaritally.
00:44:53.000 Sorry.
00:44:54.000 Well, you're going to have fun in hell.
00:44:56.000 You're not going to fuck her in hell.
00:45:00.000 Well, you know, it's a little sacrifice you have to make.
00:45:04.000 At least I'll be just like in the second circle, Dante's Inferno or something.
00:45:08.000 Yeah.
00:45:08.000 It's just very, very warm there.
00:45:10.000 It's like living in India.
00:45:14.000 I'll just be there with the bankers and shit, you know?
00:45:17.000 Yeah, the Buddhists and everyone else.
00:45:19.000 The Jews?
00:45:21.000 Gavin McInnes claims Jews are going to hell on his show.
00:45:25.000 What can I do you for?
00:45:26.000 Well, I would just... It has to do with the meandering, you know?
00:45:33.000 We see in the news media all the time when a person of
00:45:41.000 Non-white descent is shot, unfortunately.
00:45:45.000 Sometimes when they are not armed, they are considered unarmed.
00:45:51.000 So a nice qualifier that I would like for you guys to start using with the GN-6 Mandarin is the qualifier unarmed.
00:46:03.000 Because it was an unarmed meandering.
00:46:07.000 Julian, you just named the show.
00:46:09.000 This episode is called Unarmed.
00:46:11.000 That's what we should really start pushing is this unarmed insurrection.
00:46:15.000 Because it shows the absurdity of however many people actually went inside.
00:46:21.000 What was that?
00:46:21.000 Like 80?
00:46:22.000 80 people destroying the most powerful nation on earth.
00:46:26.000 A nation that can just throw another war 40 billion without blinking an eye.
00:46:31.000 It was a Bell and Sebastian mosh pit, basically.
00:46:37.000 It was as dangerous as a Bell and Sebastian mosh pit.
00:46:40.000 Same size, same amount of damage.
00:46:43.000 Totally different looking dudes.
00:46:45.000 You could have worn sandals.
00:46:47.000 Yeah, that's another thing.
00:46:49.000 They could have easily, everyone could have had flip-flops on and there would be nary a toenail disturbed.
00:46:57.000 Exactly.
00:46:57.000 We just showed the Ashley Babbitt shooting in that trailer for Nick Searcy's movie.
00:47:02.000 No one talks about the fact that the guy egging her on is in Antifa.
00:47:06.000 John Sullivan, who CNN paid $20,000 to go there and record everything.
00:47:12.000 I thought it was $70,000.
00:47:14.000 Oh, maybe it was $70,000, yeah.
00:47:15.000 $70,000, oh yeah.
00:47:18.000 They're now sending him into Ukraine and everywhere so if they get caught they can say, oh he's just a journalist, he went to Ukraine.
00:47:24.000 They're making him into a journalist with their money.
00:47:28.000 But yeah, an Antifa guy led to a murder, a cop murdered, a black cop murdered a white woman after she was egged on by Antifa.
00:47:39.000 And the narrative is domestic terrorists destroyed the fucking democracy.
00:47:44.000 And by the way, that cop who shot her, who is a retard.
00:47:48.000 He's an affirmative action hire.
00:47:49.000 He's constantly leaving his gun in the bathroom.
00:47:52.000 Imagine being a Secret Service guy and you're just like... He's unarmed when he gets to the bathroom.
00:47:56.000 Yeah, you're like, fuck, where's my gun?
00:47:59.000 Oh, it's in the shitter, oh yeah.
00:48:01.000 Well, I'm sure he's getting a nice little fat paycheck, you know?
00:48:18.000 Yeah.
00:48:18.000 Alright Julian, thanks for calling.
00:48:20.000 So we're gonna get cooking here with our people.
00:48:23.000 We call them Baby Monsters because that was Maddie's nickname in jail and we're making fun of Lady Gaga's fan base.
00:48:33.000 But we do this every week.
00:48:34.000 Every Thursday we get in touch with the people and find out what we've done wrong.
00:48:38.000 Like talk about our liar friends for the 8,000th time.
00:48:42.000 But you can't watch that because you're a freeloader.
00:48:45.000 So we're going to say goodbye to you.
00:48:46.000 This show is going to continue for another hour and 10 minutes, and we're going to take calls.
00:48:51.000 But before we go, we're going to say goodbye and thank you to our third sponsor of the show, FOP Medals.
00:48:59.000 I think 100% of our sponsors are veteran owned, and we didn't plan for that.
00:49:03.000 It's just the way it is.
00:49:04.000 Veteran run, veteran owned, established in 2014.
00:49:07.000 The economy appears to be about to blow up.
00:49:10.000 It's really bad right now.
00:49:12.000 It's 100 bucks to fill your tank, but it could get a lot worse.
00:49:16.000 And Biden has just said the other day, he said, we need more money.
00:49:20.000 He said there's going to be a second pandemic.
00:49:23.000 And he's printing money like Mugabe.
00:49:26.000 And that's the dictator in Zimbabwe.
00:49:29.000 Remember Mugabe?
00:49:30.000 Remember that you'd need 14 million Zimbabwean dollars to eat a cheeseburger or make a long-distance phone call?
00:49:36.000 We are headed on that path.
00:49:37.000 We are overprinting money.
00:49:39.000 We're living in the movie Idiocracy and the president is giving everyone free money because money is infinite.
00:49:45.000 No, money is not infinite.
00:49:47.000 The more you print, the less value it has.
00:49:51.000 We are in an inflation tidal wave right now.
00:49:54.000 So why not at least put some aside?
00:49:57.000 Where you know it's tangible and it's solid.
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00:50:06.000 Look up Fopmetals F-O-P though.
00:50:09.000 That's true.
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00:50:12.000 That would be a smart move.
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00:50:26.000 What?
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00:50:39.000 Wow.
00:50:40.000 That's not good.
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00:50:43.000 Wait, who did that?
00:50:44.000 Well, it's probably AI.
00:50:45.000 AI probably listens to you and hears you go, that's a nice fucking suit.
00:50:51.000 And it's like, I think that guy must be fag.
00:50:53.000 I am changing.
00:50:54.000 I heard URL mentioned on phaupmedals.com.
00:50:58.000 Don't go to fopmedals.com.
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00:51:07.000 Of all the knickknacks and bric-a-brac to have around your house, these coins and silver and gold bars, they're beautiful to look at.
00:51:14.000 No wonder gold's been popular for over 30 years.
00:51:17.000 Did you know gold was considered valuable 30 years ago even?
00:51:21.000 30 years.
00:51:23.000 Yes, in 1980, people would have gold.
00:51:26.000 You can go back in history, you can go back to, if you go like to the Middle East, in 1979, they thought gold was valuable.
00:51:32.000 You know what they were paying for gold back in the 80s?
00:51:34.000 Like $400 an ounce.
00:51:36.000 And what is it now?
00:51:36.000 $2,000.
00:51:37.000 Wow.
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00:51:46.000 I take my silver coins and I just like... No, no, no, we're done the ad.
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00:51:54.000 So we say goodbye now to the freeloaders, we continue behind the paywall, and to everyone involved in this show, I like to end every episode with, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:52:08.000 ♪ Said he'd like to see where I live ♪ ♪ MTV Cribs, red light district ♪ ♪ Fuck it, bring a camera crew, we could shoot a vid or two ♪ ♪ And you could bring your friends with you ♪
00:52:24.000 Boring bitches, dude