Matty and Matty are joined by the co-host of the show, Maddie O'Dell, to talk about a song about the pain of being a Celtic fan in Scotland. Matty also talks about his recent trip to New York City.
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
00:01:03.000The song is called Scottish Mogwai for Glasgow.
00:01:12.000Do you know what this is about, Matty?
00:01:42.000But as Catholics suffer, it's okay if you're blue.
00:01:47.000But if you're green, you have to face the pain of the ball across your head as you walk down the fucking street by the way there, Bagman and all.
00:02:53.000Every Thursday, we have Maddie O in the co-host seat.
00:02:56.000And then, of course, Ryan Katsi Rivera persists like a vulgar little tumor attached to an important femoral artery just choking out your blood supply and making life untenable.
00:07:05.000This probably will get me in a better mood.
00:07:07.000Okay, but you're going to be awake and high as a guy on the 4th of July.
00:07:10.000Speaking of 4th of July, this Monday we have a 4th of July special episode featuring Donald Trump.
00:07:18.000Donald Trump will be here, and we will be going over his political career as president, not his whole career, just 2015 to 2020, and enjoying our highlights.
00:07:31.000We're breaking it up into various retarded hoaxes surrounding this man, his awesome predictions, our favorite moments, and I think our favorite quotes too.
00:08:40.000That does seem like a guy who would grab the wheel and try to drive to the if I was president and I wanted to do that, you'd have to play it back three times and then like, watch Gavin's elbow.
00:08:51.000He slowly kind of works his way forward.
00:08:53.000Trump's like, I don't have time for this.
00:09:55.000All right, and then tomorrow's show, of course, it's Canada Day.
00:10:00.000The most impossible day to pronounce of the year, Canada Day.
00:10:04.000And we will be totally focused on all my favorite Canadian bands, mostly hardcore, mostly very local hardcore, like Sudden Impact from Winnipeg, or Ottawa's Honest Engine, or Montreal's Scum.
00:20:36.000So yeah, we were on NPR today, and it was Alan Froyer, who is a proud boy stalker.
00:20:42.000He's obsessed with the club, and he's the go-to expert, according to the leftist media now.
00:20:49.000And I just, when I'm listening to him talk about this club, it reminds me of some sort of Hell's Angels stalker who wasn't invited to the club, was never at a meetup, never hung out with the dudes, but is just an expert.
00:21:04.000Like, who was that guy who wrote the book about the Hells Angels?
00:22:13.000Like, why don't you go do your own thing?
00:22:16.000That's the problem with so much reporting.
00:22:18.000Like, we sit here and we talk about trends in American culture, Western culture, and we talk about how to fix them and how you should put a ring on it and have a baby.
00:22:25.000We're talking about these big, large ebbs and flows.
00:22:27.000But then there's so much of journalism that's just like following someone else around with a notepad, like a pathetic little tattletale.
00:22:34.000And inevitably, they get the story wrong.
00:22:46.000Did the Trump camp help far-right militia groups plan the Jan 6 attack?
00:22:50.000So even in that headline, right, it's a given that far-right militia groups, Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, planned the Jan 6 attack.
00:22:59.000That's just a fact, according to this headline.
00:23:02.000And the only question it asks is, what was Trump's role in this obvious insurrection, which, by the way, what was the death toll for this horrific insurrection?
00:23:14.000And it was a woman who was trampled, thanks to government police, White House Capitol Police, and then a woman who was shot in the neck by more government police.
00:23:24.000And the guy who shot her in the neck, who was toted as a hero, by the way, he saved lives.
00:23:30.000The person behind that move of Ashley Babbitt jumping through the window was Antifa, John Sullivan.
00:25:50.000You know, like everyone who questions Hillary and Bill Clinton, anyone who gets in their way, they mysteriously end up drowned in three inches of water in a creek or robbed at a Coffee spot.
00:26:42.000It was meant to be some sort of over-the-top, vulgar display of automotive hubris where large trucks, dangerous machines go over filthy piles of mud.
00:26:56.000Oh, wait, that's a monster truck rally.
00:28:05.000You know, the notion that the Proud Boys were ever just a drinking club, it kind of obscured something that was a little different and a little darker.
00:29:50.000Why would the Knights of Columbus pretend to be Jewish so they could be more palatable to Jews and then Jews show up to join the Knights of Columbus and they go, actually we're Catholics.
00:30:27.000And essentially what that meant to the group was that, you know, it was a way to fight back against a perceived belief on the left that Western culture was inherently racist and sexist,
00:31:37.000Now, if you're MAGA in New York, that's another story.
00:31:40.000You're ostracized, your family hates you, you can't go to Thanksgiving, your bars find out, you wear your MAGA hat in New York, you're going to get bottled in the face like Jovi Val.
00:31:49.000But as far as like a Manhattan bar and you go like, can you believe what's going on with the racism?
00:31:56.000A lot of black people are like, it's...
00:32:43.000And they go, by this chess fanatic's own admission, chess is mostly white.
00:32:48.000Now, are chess fans white nationalists?
00:32:52.000Do they pursue chess because it's a mostly white thing?
00:32:55.000No, he said it was mostly white because you asked, you said, is chess mostly white?
00:33:00.000But now they put the cart before the horse and say, that's why you like chess.
00:33:05.000Because you can finally be with your white motherfuckers, you Nazi.
00:33:09.000What kind of racial guilt for its position of hegemony?
00:33:14.000And it kind of heard that word since college.
00:33:18.000Quasi-white nationalist notions in a friendly, digestible package that disavowed overt white nationalism, but allowed for this kind of thing.
00:33:57.000Oh, well, you don't like it when it's overt.
00:34:00.000It's this fucking thing where they, like, my brother and I were talking about this today, the dog whistle thing, where it's like, you're gay.
00:34:29.000They would be the world's worst scientists.
00:34:32.000If they were ever doing an experiment, they would get the evidence that contradicts their original hypothesis and they just keep barreling through like a fucking tank.
00:37:05.000Even if you think like, you're pretty sure this person is like, I don't know, a fucking anti-Semite.
00:37:11.000You have to say, until you know for a fact, you have to say, he said anti-Semitic things and he comes across with what he says as an anti-Semite.
00:38:51.000People of color, as they call them, they're overrepresented in the group because when they get kicked out of their life for being a Trump supporter, they join.
00:39:13.000How about you do an article about gay MAGAs, gay Trump supporters?
00:39:18.000Because let me tell you, they will, without exception, 100% of them will tell you it was much easier to come out of the closet as a gay than it was to come out of the closet as a gay Trump supporter.
00:39:32.000They got nothing but accolades when they said, I'm here and I'm queer, get used to it.
00:41:31.000Area, has always played the line between kind of overt, you know, expressions of white nationalism and a more palatable version that allows for a kind of plausible deniability.
00:41:52.000Listen to how evolved it's Mr. McGinnis.
00:41:54.000Is it possible that the guy just makes jokes and he doesn't care if they're perceived as racist?
00:41:59.000This is how in 2022, if you just joke around and you don't second guess yourself and worry if this joke is offensive, if that is your modus operandi, what's really going on is you're trying to Trojan horse white nationalism to the public.
00:42:14.000Like Archie Bunker or fucking Eddie Murphy's Delirious or Blazing Saddles or Police Academy or Animal House.
00:42:21.000In Animal House where he looks over the shoulder and he goes, we're going to die.
00:42:25.000That's a way to subvert white nationalism, the stigma around white nationalism, and somehow get it into the purview of the mainstream.
00:42:37.000Like they want this to be true so badly that when they Indiana Jones, their investigation, they dust off the thing, they open up the crate and there's nothing there.
00:45:04.000But the good news is I've devoted my life to thwarting, canceling, and destroying married men with kids like Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs.
00:45:13.000Well, Joe Biggs isn't married, or John Kinsman.
00:45:18.000And I'm going to focus on making these people into villains, these men that put a ring on it and settled down and had kids.
00:45:24.000So we have the childless attacking fathers in some sort of bizarre revenge ritual.
00:45:30.000That's what I learned when I first met Alan Froyer.
00:45:32.000And I thought, you sad fuck, way to destroy your life.
00:45:37.000And he goes, he didn't say this, but I believe that he goes, I may have destroyed my life, but I'm going to destroy some others on the way down and make them miserable.
00:46:01.000And I remember saying to him, okay, well, if that's the case, you know, if you find yourself confronting a violent Antifa mob, you as a rugged proud boy and you're manly men, proud boys, why don't you just manly men?
00:46:48.000Like, they say manly men, like it's an insult, which is incredibly ironic because that was the whole impetus for the Proud Boys is, yeah, what's the matter with manly men?
00:49:23.000And then I realized, holy fuck, wait a minute.
00:49:25.000This is the one thing I know about, and I'm reading it, and it's all lies.
00:49:29.000What about the other things when they're talking about Pfizer's damage to America or China's involvement with fentanyl or black on black crime in America or illegal guns versus legal guns and their damage?
00:50:13.000They have knives that crumple into your hand there with a hand thing so you can really get it in under the fucking, under the ribs, really scoop it and twist it around.
00:50:23.000The freedom fighters, they went to various diners in the 60s and they had sugar poured on their heads.
00:50:38.000I might be able to, if the roles were, I shouldn't say the roles were reversed, but if we could time travel to the 60s and be Proud Boys versus Antifa and it was all put up your dukes, there's an argument for like taking a few on the chin and being like, see this?
00:53:40.000You're right, as a character building exercise, the Proud Boys forbid masturbation and pornography, and that the group's initiation rituals, and this is early on, you know, during the McGinnis era, the group's initiation rituals included reciting the names of five breakfast cereals while being slugged by other Proud Boys members like that.
00:54:45.000Every normal North American person played safety slug in high school.
00:54:50.000If you fart or burp and you don't say safety and someone says slug, they get to beat the shit out of you until you can aim five breakfast cereals or five chocolate bars.
00:54:59.000In a lot of places in the States, you had to touch a doorknob.
00:55:03.000Where I was, I guess there's not a lot of doorknobs in Canada, Ontario.
00:59:24.000Imagine being Alan Froyer and being on the side of the guys who started a fight with Proud Boys and sent Proud Boys to jail for four years, including a guy with a black wife who has three black kids, who hasn't seen his black daughter her entire life.
01:00:22.000So, oh wait, maybe it's the problem with these group texts with your family is you got to look up your wife, and then you got to look up your wife and your son, and you got to look up your wife and your son and your other kid.
01:00:35.000Sorry, folks, this is very uninteresting TV, but you got to hear this.
01:00:40.000Because in the meantime, can I tell them how they do a super chat?
01:12:13.000So when I go to the bodega down the street from the studio and like I eat a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich that I think gives me diarrhea every single day, I appreciate it.
01:15:58.000Now all my neighbors think that I work in various construction jobs around the country because I'm always doing repairs around the house in like Florida fucking roofing shirts.
01:16:11.000And it's going to cost us a fortune to pay these people back.
01:28:03.000Well, if anyone out there can help, I'm trying to find the one where, and this is a very hard thing to Google, obviously, where they go, we love you.
01:33:52.000I got a letter from a guy, a baby monster, who goes, I was just fired from my job as a 3D dude for being racist and pro-eugenics.
01:34:06.000And I'm like, well, that's pretty bad, I guess.
01:34:11.000Meanwhile, eugenics is fucking everywhere, right?
01:34:15.000The reason that these parents and sister kids go to NYU is because they want their kids to breed with someone who is in their same genetic sphere.
01:34:49.000Hey, Gavin Rye, my Instagram art profile has recently been buried after another artist alerted the community that I was quote unquote openly racist and was pro-eugenics.
01:35:19.000She spoke at a Klan rally and said, we can't have these Negroes overbreeding, so we need to abort their babies or else America will be less white.
01:35:29.000He pointed out this fact and became known as a racist who, I guess, was saying what she's saying.
01:35:35.000So now if you point out that someone promotes white nationalist eugenics and wants black babies to be killed, you're a racist.
01:36:19.000But when you wanted to get fucking vaccines and mandates and fire everyone from their jobs, it wasn't their body and wasn't their fucking choice.
01:36:45.000Like, it'd be one thing if he said, I support Margaret Sanger and her war on black babies because we can't have black babies in this country.
01:41:14.000One time my wife and I, before we had kids and stuff, we're going through our finances and I'm like, babe, we're fucking hemorrhaging cash here.
01:41:23.000I don't know what the fuck we're doing.
01:41:25.000So she goes, it's probably you and your bourbon, which she always says.
01:41:32.000Let's carry around like a little piece of paper and mark down everything we buy because credit cards don't carry it, don't, and I'm a big cash guy.
01:41:40.000So we started taking notes and we discovered it wasn't my booze.
01:42:24.000No, no, but it is an apolitical point.
01:42:27.000If you looked up curses on Google Maps, where can I buy a purse?
01:42:32.000And everywhere you went, it was a plastic bag store, you could make a little video and being like, this is my fifth place at a plastic bag store trying to buy a purse.
01:48:17.000She simply sat me down one day and she knew there were a lot of people in this world, a lot of bastards.
01:48:24.000She said to me, she goes, Greg, don't let the bastards get you down.
01:48:29.000And that was her life advice, which, wow, man, I guess she knew Twitter was a coming.
01:48:34.000We all focus on the negative Nellies out there when overwhelmingly, no matter what you do in life, there's way more positive people, way more cool people.
01:49:19.000You know what I was talking about at the pub today?
01:49:22.000When I had an ad agency, Just for Men was a client, and they were in trouble because in the 70s and 80s, dying your beard black and your hair black was big business for them because of the boomers.
01:49:35.000But Gen X came along and didn't give a fuck if their hair went white or their beard or anything.
01:49:43.000And it looks so embarrassing when you dye your beard black.
01:49:48.000Biggs used to, with all due respect to Biggs, I talked to him on the phone today.
01:49:51.000I love the guy to death, but I hated when he dyed his beard black because in like a day, the gray starts to come in and you see this hovering black beard that's held away from your face by a centimeter of gray.
01:54:52.000I don't know if it's different, too, because I work in a big city, too.
01:54:56.000So I don't know if the culture is just different, but the effect that it's had on them, especially with the phones, is just like, you can tell that something is wrong.
01:55:05.000Just the way they like, if they ever have free time at the end of class, they sit in silence on their phone.
01:55:10.000Yeah, well, I honestly believe if my three children were sentenced to a year in prison and they could have their phones, I don't think they'd give a shit.
01:55:22.000If they could, if they could watch, especially if it was an iPad.
01:55:26.000There are certain prisons now that give out tablets.
01:56:00.000Well, yeah, no, it's just interesting to notice that, like, even from administration, like, we have to break things down into small chunks so they can pay attention.
01:56:09.000Yeah, but we're like, yes, everything you say is absolutely correct.
01:56:14.000But we also may want to direct this microscope at ourselves.
01:56:17.000I've noticed when I read books now, if I read a whole paragraph, I'm like, well, look at you.
01:57:46.000I've actually started putting my phone in the little holder of my car and then putting on censored or compound and just watching TV as I drive.
01:58:20.000By the way, when we say stuff like that, enjoy this video drop faggots, what we're doing is we are carefully sneaking in homophobia and gay hatred during Pride Month while pretending that we're just reading a funny introduction to a video.
02:00:51.000Are you nervous to talk to the 45th president of the United States because he's wearing a retarded Puerto Rican Coney Island garbage wife beater?
02:01:56.000It's kind of exciting that we have these kind of celebrities just lingering around, meandering around the studio.
02:02:02.000Speaking of the meandering, we'll be getting to that on Monday's show and talking about how fucking absurd it is that patriots go to protest a stolen election, get killed, and then are investigated for the crime of protesting a stolen election.
02:02:20.000And by the way, on that NPR thing, they were talking about it, and they talk about it as the debunked myth that the election was stolen.