Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #155 - NPR AND THE TROTSKYITE

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:01:03.000 The song is called Scottish Mogwai for Glasgow.

00:01:12.000 Do you know what this is about, Matty?

00:01:14.000 Oh, it's very solemn and somber.

00:01:17.000 It's about sectarianism, the isolation that the Catholics face in Glasgow through the Protestants and the Loyalists and the Rangers fans.

00:01:29.000 And what us Celtics have to endure on a day-to-day basis in the city of culture.

00:01:37.000 Miles better? 0.89

00:01:38.000 Aye, if you're fucking Protestant.

00:01:42.000 But as Catholics suffer, it's okay if you're blue. 1.00

00:01:47.000 But if you're green, you have to face the pain of the ball across your head as you walk down the fucking street by the way there, Bagman and all. 0.98

00:02:03.000 I think that's what it's about.

00:02:08.000 Yeah, not a very fun song to start the show with.

00:02:12.000 I just stumbled across it on YouTube.

00:02:15.000 The algorithms are funny.

00:02:17.000 Like your kid uses your computer, and then all of a sudden all your fucking videos are Gorilla Tag, whatever that is.

00:02:24.000 Or you pursue something you don't like, like NoFX, and then you got all this fucking fat records shit. 0.57

00:02:33.000 Or I was marveling at adults giving a shit about Star Wars.

00:02:36.000 Now I got Obi-Wan Kenobi up my ass.

00:02:40.000 There should be a thing like turn off the filter. 0.89

00:02:41.000 I don't like this.

00:02:43.000 God forbid you should research child porn like Pete Townsend.

00:02:47.000 Anyway, let's start the show.

00:02:48.000 Welcome, Maddie O'Dell.

00:02:50.000 Glad to have you back.

00:02:51.000 Glad to be back.

00:02:52.000 Good to see you again.

00:02:53.000 Every Thursday, we have Maddie O in the co-host seat. 0.99

00:02:56.000 And then, of course, Ryan Katsi Rivera persists like a vulgar little tumor attached to an important femoral artery just choking out your blood supply and making life untenable.

00:03:10.000 That ain't cool, man.

00:03:12.000 Oh, you're cool now?

00:03:14.000 What?

00:03:14.000 I didn't hear you.

00:03:15.000 Oh, cool guys can't hear well.

00:03:18.000 Yeah.

00:03:19.000 Is that a thing?

00:03:21.000 They're always tired, cool guys.

00:03:23.000 I have a cool, clear implant so I could try to hear better, but it doesn't fuck them up.

00:03:27.000 They're always like, what time is it, man?

00:03:30.000 They always love knowing the time.

00:03:32.000 Yeah, they're always like sleeping in.

00:03:34.000 And they're always cold.

00:03:35.000 They have like a cardio.

00:03:36.000 Hey, man, what time is it?

00:03:38.000 Or sexy guys.

00:03:40.000 Sexy guys are cold and without a watch.

00:03:44.000 Cool guys, I don't even think they care what time it is, right?

00:03:46.000 Yeah.

00:03:47.000 Cool guy asks you what time it is and you turn around and say, time to get a watch.

00:03:50.000 And you see him and you're like, oh.

00:03:52.000 Oh, you're cool.

00:03:53.000 You guys don't have one.

00:03:54.000 You just need a fucking watch.

00:03:57.000 This episode is brought to you, of course, by Johnny Apple CBD, our oldest sponsor, jacbd.com.

00:04:05.000 What have they got there?

00:04:06.000 What don't they got?

00:04:07.000 They have everything in the world, everything remotely related to non-THC weed products, hemp products.

00:04:15.000 They've got the jewel.

00:04:16.000 They've got the cartridges.

00:04:18.000 They've got the gummies.

00:04:19.000 The gummies are fun to take just before you go to bed.

00:04:22.000 And you have the, you go to the movies.

00:04:24.000 Bring a box of popcorn if you're going to sleep on gummies because your dreams are fascinating.

00:04:31.000 They have the organic tincture that you put in your coffee to take the edge off.

00:04:35.000 They have the topical that you put on your sore muscles after a hard day working out.

00:04:40.000 Or ladies, you put on your feet if you're going to be wearing eels all night. 1.00

00:04:43.000 Yeah, you heard me.

00:04:44.000 It takes the pain away.

00:04:45.000 It's truly evidence that God wanted you to get involved in weed.

00:04:50.000 He doesn't necessarily want you to get high.

00:04:53.000 Okay, that's a bummer.

00:04:54.000 I'll take the THC out.

00:04:55.000 It'll still be magic.

00:04:57.000 And it still is.

00:04:58.000 So if you go to johnnyapple.com and you put in promo code Gavin, you get 15% off everything you order.

00:05:05.000 And there's a lot of shit there.

00:05:07.000 A lot of shit.

00:05:09.000 And there's Ryan taking the tincture.

00:05:12.000 He just drops it on his tongue.

00:05:13.000 This is a nighttime tincture, but I don't think it'll just put me right out of Brown.

00:05:16.000 Oh, we'll see.

00:05:16.000 That could be funny.

00:05:18.000 Funny if you wreck the show by falling asleep.

00:05:21.000 I doubt it, Barnum.

00:05:22.000 I wrecked the evening by falling asleep.

00:05:24.000 Last night I had a chance to make love to my wife, which is where we have very few windows.

00:05:29.000 Problem with summer is the kids are around.

00:05:32.000 And we watched an episode of Pistol, and I was so exhausted, I was just, I was out.

00:05:37.000 And because I don't masturbate, I am currently carrying around basically the end of Ghostbusters is in my loins.

00:05:46.000 Once this goes off, you're going to think someone used crossed streams on the Marshmallow Man.

00:05:53.000 If you use black light after this next forthcoming load, you will get a sunburn.

00:06:00.000 That's what we're dealing with here.

00:06:01.000 I'm walking differently.

00:06:05.000 Anyway, I'm not sure Johnny Apple's CBD wants to be associated with my arcing ropes of jizz, but uh...

00:06:13.000 What's that?

00:06:13.000 Oh, great.

00:06:16.000 JohnnyApple.com is too effective.

00:06:19.000 We've just lost.

00:06:20.000 I don't even know what to call this guy, our engineer.

00:06:23.000 He's out.

00:06:25.000 He's out like someone on the slingshot ride.

00:06:29.000 Which I've been watching.

00:06:31.000 I think in the past 24 hours, I've seen 24,000 slingshot rides.

00:06:37.000 People fainting.

00:06:38.000 I'm noticing patterns, too.

00:06:40.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:06:41.000 The ride that clicks and then sends you up into outer space.

00:06:46.000 Don't clip that to make it a double Z Kyle, too, by the way. 0.94

00:06:49.000 Come on, guys.

00:06:50.000 Yeah.

00:06:51.000 Hitler was an underachiever.

00:06:53.000 I double Z Kyle.

00:06:54.000 Superman was a no Nazi.

00:06:57.000 By the way, did I just fall asleep before?

00:06:59.000 Yeah, dude.

00:07:00.000 You just passed out.

00:07:01.000 I guess I got to use this friggin'.

00:07:03.000 So this is the super hemp.

00:07:05.000 This probably will get me in a better mood.

00:07:07.000 Okay, but you're going to be awake and high as a guy on the 4th of July.

00:07:10.000 Speaking of 4th of July, this Monday we have a 4th of July special episode featuring Donald Trump.

00:07:18.000 Donald Trump will be here, and we will be going over his political career as president, not his whole career, just 2015 to 2020, and enjoying our highlights.

00:07:31.000 We're breaking it up into various retarded hoaxes surrounding this man, his awesome predictions, our favorite moments, and I think our favorite quotes too. 0.90

00:07:43.000 Mine is changing.

00:07:44.000 Hold on, I'm coming.

00:07:48.000 Bye-bye.

00:07:49.000 My favorite used to be, I'm going to say Anchor Baby, but my new one is elbowing the president of Montenegro?

00:07:57.000 Some dumb Balkan shithole off the Mediterranean. 1.00

00:07:59.000 Just elbowing him out of the way and pushing through in the most obtuse way imaginable.

00:08:04.000 It's not remotely subtle.

00:08:07.000 And that's my favorite.

00:08:10.000 Let's watch that slingshot video I sent you, Ryan.

00:08:12.000 Oh, okay.

00:08:13.000 Hold up, Montenegro push. 1.00

00:08:15.000 Montenegro?

00:08:16.000 Fuck you.

00:08:17.000 Fuck all non-Western countries. 0.99

00:08:19.000 You suck.

00:08:20.000 It's got Negro in the name, so I said.

00:08:23.000 Move it, fuck face. 1.00

00:08:24.000 This is an SNL sketch.

00:08:25.000 Look at that.

00:08:26.000 I'm out of here.

00:08:29.000 Everything about it, too, the blazer.

00:08:32.000 It's the least subtle thing in the history of global politics.

00:08:36.000 Bye-bye.

00:08:37.000 Bye, everybody.

00:08:39.000 Home to mommy.

00:08:40.000 That does seem like a guy who would grab the wheel and try to drive to the if I was president and I wanted to do that, you'd have to play it back three times and then like, watch Gavin's elbow.

00:08:51.000 He slowly kind of works his way forward.

00:08:53.000 Trump's like, I don't have time for this.

00:08:55.000 I think he uses, go back.

00:08:57.000 Does he use both hands to get that guy out of the way?

00:08:59.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:09:00.000 If he uses both hands to drink a bottle of water, you know he's using both hands to push this guy.

00:09:04.000 Just went, excuse me.

00:09:06.000 Oh, my God.

00:09:08.000 And people hate that.

00:09:09.000 Like, his enemies see that and they go, see, what a douche.

00:09:12.000 Isn't that the worst?

00:09:13.000 And you're like, I can't believe it.

00:09:14.000 We live in two different universes.

00:09:16.000 Your salt is my pepper.

00:09:18.000 The fixing the jacket is.

00:09:19.000 Like, the things you hate are the exact things I love.

00:09:23.000 This is new to me.

00:09:24.000 I'm used to people going, oh, you like this band?

00:09:26.000 Yeah, but they had this shitty album.

00:09:28.000 Like Motley Crew.

00:09:30.000 After they got rid of Vince Neal, they had that stupid, shitty, like, metal grunge album with some other guy.

00:09:36.000 And I would go, oh, okay, you're right.

00:09:38.000 That album sucks.

00:09:39.000 Not this.

00:09:40.000 That album they're talking about, in this case, is my favorite album.

00:09:44.000 That move we just saw is my favorite album.

00:09:46.000 I'm saving one of my favorite moments for, not tomorrow's show, the July 4th show, too.

00:09:51.000 I have to tell President Trump how great this moment is.

00:09:54.000 I don't want to spoil it, but.

00:09:55.000 All right, and then tomorrow's show, of course, it's Canada Day.

00:10:00.000 The most impossible day to pronounce of the year, Canada Day.

00:10:04.000 And we will be totally focused on all my favorite Canadian bands, mostly hardcore, mostly very local hardcore, like Sudden Impact from Winnipeg, or Ottawa's Honest Engine, or Montreal's Scum.

00:10:19.000 So Nickelback is Alanis Morissette. 0.99

00:10:22.000 Hell yes.

00:10:23.000 I don't like Alanis Morrissette.

00:10:25.000 And Nickelback.

00:10:26.000 Both Kenneth.

00:10:27.000 Not a fan.

00:10:27.000 Just a Bieber.

00:10:28.000 If you listen to a Nickelback song, you'll be like, that is pretty good.

00:10:32.000 Wrong, Ryan.

00:10:34.000 Detective Shitty strikes again.

00:10:36.000 Your entire record collection has AIDS.

00:10:41.000 You've never heard of Follow You Home by Nickelback.

00:10:45.000 Play it.

00:10:45.000 It will reek.

00:10:46.000 Oh, it will not.

00:10:47.000 Here we go.

00:10:50.000 That's Daniel LaDaire.

00:10:51.000 He plays for Dave Martin.

00:10:52.000 Danny LaDaire.

00:10:53.000 Ladaire.

00:10:53.000 He dares to have two bass drums.

00:11:02.000 Let me get a little volume move.

00:11:04.000 What's up?

00:11:04.000 Let me get a little volume movie.

00:11:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:14.000 This sounds like a commercial or an aerospace engine cleaner.

00:11:18.000 That's high praise.

00:11:21.000 Let's get to the chorus. 0.98

00:11:34.000 It's so gay and so boring. 1.00

00:11:40.000 Remember the dance that the purple-haired soccer player did?

00:11:44.000 Remember that dude?

00:11:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:48.000 That was so bad.

00:11:50.000 I just cringe thinking about it.

00:11:51.000 She's been back in the news.

00:11:53.000 Megan Rappampo.

00:11:54.000 Yeah.

00:11:55.000 She's been defending trans athletes saying, good, we should get fucked out of our whole entire genre.

00:12:01.000 But play that slingshot video.

00:12:03.000 Okay.

00:12:03.000 Oh, no, you can play the dance.

00:12:05.000 Oh, dude, this sucks.

00:12:06.000 You know what this is?

00:12:07.000 It's funny how they look like 12-year-old boys, but then they act like 12-year-old boys, too.

00:12:14.000 Maybe they are 12-year-old boys.

00:12:15.000 That's her beating somebody in Fortnite. 0.97

00:12:18.000 Oh, God.

00:12:20.000 Fortnite.

00:12:21.000 He's the worst.

00:12:23.000 I never thought of that.

00:12:25.000 What?

00:12:25.000 Who was that clapping on stage?

00:12:27.000 Was it Chuck Schumer?

00:12:28.000 Oh, I think it was, right?

00:12:30.000 Was it?

00:12:30.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

00:12:32.000 Baker Father.

00:12:34.000 They had like a good day, and everyone shot their pants for a year and demanded equal salary, and they're just as good as men's soccer.

00:12:41.000 Or is it the black guy? 0.72

00:12:42.000 There's no such thing as men's soccer.

00:12:45.000 Oh, is it Corey Booker?

00:12:46.000 I think it's Corey Booker.

00:12:48.000 No, it's an older guy.

00:12:51.000 You can't enlarge that, right?

00:12:54.000 Computer enhance.

00:12:56.000 Enhancing.

00:12:57.000 That doesn't help.

00:12:59.000 That'd be funny.

00:12:59.000 We should do a parody of like Lono and they go computer enhanced, and it just blows it up until it's like one pixel for the head.

00:13:05.000 I have no idea what that is.

00:13:08.000 I don't know.

00:13:10.000 Slingshot, please.

00:13:11.000 Yes.

00:13:12.000 And This is my bread and butter.

00:13:13.000 I don't know what it is.

00:13:15.000 Why do I enjoy these so much?

00:13:17.000 I guess because I like honesty, and when someone is shitting their pants with fear, they're stripped of all pretense.

00:13:24.000 And you see right down to their primal scream.

00:13:27.000 You see who these people are to their very core.

00:13:29.000 They're primal.

00:13:32.000 This guy's got weird white shit on his lips.

00:13:34.000 He looks like that Chappelle crackhead character.

00:13:36.000 I love when the guys who run the machine too, they go, oh, something's with your seatbelt, dude.

00:13:40.000 I think it's broke.

00:13:41.000 And then they release it right then as he's checking his seatbelt.

00:13:47.000 Weird face.

00:13:50.000 You got to scream, folks.

00:13:52.000 And the moral of the story, too, is let it all out.

00:13:54.000 Like, Larry David will never have cancer because he gets everything out of his system.

00:13:59.000 Turn it up.

00:14:05.000 So we're losing red shirts in these guys.

00:14:12.000 Is the other guy chewing gum?

00:14:14.000 Yeah, he was.

00:14:16.000 Jesus Christ.

00:14:17.000 Mr. You okay in there?

00:14:28.000 This is my favorite part, though, of the whole thing.

00:14:31.000 This guy's really depressed.

00:14:33.000 Like, what a weird take.

00:14:35.000 After the dry heaving and the screaming, he's just like, my parents died.

00:14:39.000 Well, in his case, my parents died.

00:14:42.000 Look how sad he is.

00:14:47.000 The other guy wakes up.

00:14:51.000 Look how blue the other black guy is. 0.99

00:14:53.000 Black and blue.

00:15:04.000 What the fuck did that drop?

00:15:06.000 That's Biden's rabbi?

00:15:08.000 He said, I'm officially Biden's rabbi.

00:15:10.000 He told me this.

00:15:11.000 He told me before when we met that I'm his official rabbi.

00:15:14.000 And so now I'm going to bless him.

00:15:16.000 Why would a Catholic have an official rabbi?

00:15:18.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:15:19.000 Who's our official rabbi?

00:15:22.000 I don't.

00:15:22.000 Mine's going to be gay and black and female.

00:15:26.000 Well, it seems like this guy knocked two of those things out of the park.

00:15:29.000 He looks a little light.

00:15:36.000 May God bless you and keep you.

00:15:38.000 Did you hear the way he said, may God bless you and keep you?

00:15:43.000 Bless you and keep you.

00:15:44.000 Oh, thanks.

00:15:46.000 Thanks, sir.

00:15:47.000 So I guess in the video context, that guy was trying to just bless them real quick so they're good.

00:15:54.000 Oh, God.

00:15:56.000 Are these guys gay?

00:15:57.000 I have a slightly gay vibe from the black dude.

00:16:01.000 Don't you?

00:16:02.000 Although Batman is pretty tacky for a homo. 1.00

00:16:05.000 Yeah, good point.

00:16:07.000 Unless he's an alpha homo who's just like, I don't know, I just like fucking but alpha homos would have better taste than Batman. 1.00

00:16:13.000 Batman.

00:16:15.000 I can't tell you how many cars I see on the street with Batman on the fucking bumper sticker.

00:16:19.000 What does that mean?

00:16:20.000 I like Batman.

00:16:22.000 He's a cool guy.

00:16:23.000 No, he's not.

00:16:24.000 He's not a guy.

00:16:26.000 You might as well have Santa on your fucking bumper sticker.

00:16:29.000 Fucking Santa, man.

00:16:31.000 Oh, listen to that scream. 1.00

00:16:33.000 You know what's funny?

00:16:34.000 If, like, somebody's talking about Batman to you and you're like, I think Santa's pretty cool, they look at you like you're the ass.

00:16:39.000 Yeah, wait, go back.

00:16:40.000 You ruined it, chatterbox.

00:16:42.000 Listen to his screams.

00:16:48.000 Wow.

00:16:49.000 Dude, you gotta move.

00:16:51.000 Like, you gotta move to Morocco.

00:16:54.000 Wear those shirts that touch the ground and change your name to Alo Akbar.

00:16:59.000 Like, you're.

00:17:02.000 Yeah, you learn a lot about your friend, I suppose.

00:17:04.000 Yeah.

00:17:04.000 The only other way is you kill the black guy and the person who works there and steal the tape.

00:17:10.000 Right.

00:17:10.000 And then go on the run.

00:17:12.000 You might come kill us just for watching it.

00:17:14.000 Yeah, we're dead.

00:17:15.000 We just signed our own death point.

00:17:18.000 He's going to kill Twitch.

00:17:19.000 We're free on Twitch for a bit.

00:17:21.000 And then, like, you got to at least go home tonight.

00:17:25.000 I mean, like, you can't hang out now.

00:17:27.000 So you got fucking passed out, dude.

00:17:29.000 It's crazy, man.

00:17:31.000 Whatever.

00:17:32.000 You passed out too, right?

00:17:33.000 You don't remember what happened, probably, right?

00:17:35.000 You were asleep?

00:17:36.000 You passed out.

00:17:37.000 No, man.

00:17:38.000 I saw you and I heard your scream.

00:17:40.000 That was the worst part.

00:17:43.000 All right, that's enough slingshot.

00:17:45.000 We were on NPR today.

00:17:47.000 But before we get to that, let's talk about FOP Metals.

00:17:51.000 P-H-A-U-P. 1.00

00:17:53.000 A place to store your money, in a sense.

00:17:57.000 Store your savings in a safe spot.

00:17:59.000 We have people putting their money in the bank.

00:18:01.000 We have people buying guns.

00:18:03.000 We have everyone worrying about the economy.

00:18:04.000 The economy is at the worst it's been in 20 years.

00:18:08.000 And the way Joe Biden is printing money, it can only get worse, at least for the near future.

00:18:12.000 This guy is not, he's barely started his catastrophic presidential term.

00:18:18.000 So we're about two years in.

00:18:19.000 We have at least two more years of this asshole.

00:18:22.000 So why not put a little bit aside and be safe?

00:18:24.000 Silver, gold, precious metals, they don't change.

00:18:28.000 I wish our dollar was based on gold.

00:18:31.000 I wish the Fed had that kind of foresight, but we don't have that right now.

00:18:35.000 We have this ethereal dollar floating through space.

00:18:38.000 People change its value on a daily basis.

00:18:40.000 It's not anchored to anything.

00:18:41.000 So why don't you have some of your savings, not all, some of your savings allocated to something concrete you can touch, you can hold.

00:18:50.000 Go to FOP Metals, P-H-A-U-P, not F-O-P, not the name for the 18th century British dandy, FOP, not what Australians call Brits.

00:19:04.000 Oh, wait, they don't call them that, do they?

00:19:06.000 What do they call them?

00:19:07.000 I think they call them FOPs.

00:19:09.000 P-H-A-U-P-Metals, M-E-T-A-L-S.com.

00:19:14.000 Promo code GAVIN gets you 15% off.

00:19:16.000 Go there.

00:19:17.000 A lot, some of your money.

00:19:18.000 Hey, you changed your mind?

00:19:20.000 Sell it back.

00:19:21.000 It's not going down in value.

00:19:23.000 Don't go to F-O-P-Metals.com.

00:19:25.000 Unfortunately, we suggested they buy F-O-P-Metals.com.

00:19:28.000 They didn't listen.

00:19:29.000 And now a baby monster has hijacked it, and it depicts a picture of Ryan Ketzu Rivera with an anti-gay epithet at the base of his shit.

00:19:39.000 I met the guy at the meet and greet.

00:19:43.000 Who created it.

00:19:43.000 and he said he's totally willing to sell it to them.

00:19:46.000 Oh, good.

00:19:47.000 Yeah, but that's so funny.

00:19:48.000 Yeah, they should buy it.

00:19:49.000 Why wouldn't you buy it?

00:19:52.000 Getting a very itchy label situation with these pants.

00:19:56.000 So yeah, Ph AUPmetals.com, promo code Gavin, a lot, some of your money, a percentage.

00:20:03.000 It's like a Rolex.

00:20:05.000 You're not really spending money on something.

00:20:07.000 You're just storing money in a different place.

00:20:09.000 Stocks, bonds, the bank, things that go up in value, like precious metals, includes FOP metals.

00:20:15.000 P-H-A-U-Pmetals.com, FOPMetals.com, promo code Gavin, 15% off.

00:20:21.000 Hedge your bets, folks.

00:20:22.000 And we might be doing an auction, too.

00:20:24.000 He's into doing an auction where people super chat in.

00:20:26.000 Then from there, they'll win a very expensive dope coin.

00:20:30.000 The FOP metals guy, not the guy that you just showed.

00:20:32.000 FOP Metals Guy.

00:20:33.000 Okay.

00:20:36.000 So yeah, we were on NPR today, and it was Alan Froyer, who is a proud boy stalker.

00:20:42.000 He's obsessed with the club, and he's the go-to expert, according to the leftist media now.

00:20:49.000 And I just, when I'm listening to him talk about this club, it reminds me of some sort of Hell's Angels stalker who wasn't invited to the club, was never at a meetup, never hung out with the dudes, but is just an expert.

00:21:04.000 Like, who was that guy who wrote the book about the Hells Angels?

00:21:07.000 There's tons of them.

00:21:08.000 Right, but there's one where, like, he never met one of them.

00:21:11.000 He just sort of researched the living shit out of this club that he wasn't invited to.

00:21:17.000 Canadian guy, Eves Levine.

00:21:21.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

00:21:23.000 I think I have that book.

00:21:24.000 And the idea of stalking a club and talking about them like they're this ominous force, and you were never in.

00:21:31.000 It's not hard to get in, by the way, especially in New York back when it started or when Alan first started getting interested.

00:21:37.000 It would have been very easy to infiltrate.

00:21:40.000 But it's like a drunken drinking club.

00:21:44.000 And he's trying to make it something sinister based on interviews with me and people that he sort of knew or spoke to once.

00:21:53.000 But you're not part of the thing.

00:21:55.000 You know what I mean?

00:21:56.000 It's like, imagine I did a book on Motley Crew and their wanton fucking and how dangerous it was.

00:22:02.000 I mean, imagine the STDs these guys got.

00:22:05.000 And they would be fucking sometimes three women a night.

00:22:08.000 Sometimes there was orgy situations.

00:22:09.000 You just think, you fucking loser.

00:22:13.000 Like, why don't you go do your own thing?

00:22:16.000 That's the problem with so much reporting.

00:22:18.000 Like, we sit here and we talk about trends in American culture, Western culture, and we talk about how to fix them and how you should put a ring on it and have a baby.

00:22:25.000 We're talking about these big, large ebbs and flows.

00:22:27.000 But then there's so much of journalism that's just like following someone else around with a notepad, like a pathetic little tattletale.

00:22:34.000 And inevitably, they get the story wrong.

00:22:38.000 So start with like 33.

00:22:42.000 I've got a few people telling me they were driving around listening to this.

00:22:45.000 It was a shit show.

00:22:46.000 Did the Trump camp help far-right militia groups plan the Jan 6 attack?

00:22:50.000 So even in that headline, right, it's a given that far-right militia groups, Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, planned the Jan 6 attack.

00:22:59.000 That's just a fact, according to this headline.

00:23:02.000 And the only question it asks is, what was Trump's role in this obvious insurrection, which, by the way, what was the death toll for this horrific insurrection?

00:23:13.000 Two.

00:23:14.000 And it was a woman who was trampled, thanks to government police, White House Capitol Police, and then a woman who was shot in the neck by more government police.

00:23:24.000 And the guy who shot her in the neck, who was toted as a hero, by the way, he saved lives.

00:23:30.000 The person behind that move of Ashley Babbitt jumping through the window was Antifa, John Sullivan.

00:23:37.000 He goes, go, go, go, go.

00:23:39.000 She's drunk with power. 1.00

00:23:40.000 She's hysterical in the moment.

00:23:42.000 Women shouldn't come to these things. 1.00

00:23:43.000 She jumps through the window, the broken window.

00:23:46.000 I think he egged her on to break it in the first place.

00:23:48.000 She gets shot in the neck.

00:23:49.000 She's bleeding to death. 1.00

00:23:51.000 And then John Sullivan's filming it.

00:23:52.000 He got his wish.

00:23:53.000 She did go, go, go. 1.00

00:23:54.000 She left his earth, actually.

00:23:56.000 And then CNN pays him $35,000.

00:24:00.000 And you go, what the fuck?

00:24:02.000 What happened here?

00:24:04.000 Why was Antifa inside the building egging people on?

00:24:08.000 And then openly discussing it on CNN?

00:24:10.000 No problem.

00:24:11.000 Nick Ox was there as a journalist.

00:24:13.000 He's facing five years because he's in the Proud Boys.

00:24:16.000 John Sullivan did far worse than Nick Ox.

00:24:19.000 He's on CNN with 35 grand in his pocket.

00:24:22.000 So you go, okay, something's fishy going on.

00:24:25.000 Were Capitol Police told to let people in so they could have this dramatic moment?

00:24:30.000 I'd like to talk to them.

00:24:31.000 Let me talk to Capitol Police person A. Sorry, you can't.

00:24:35.000 He committed suicide.

00:24:36.000 Rob B, he committed suicide too.

00:24:38.000 What about C?

00:24:39.000 He committed suicide too.

00:24:40.000 What about D?

00:24:41.000 Wait, four Capitol Police killed themselves?

00:24:43.000 All right.

00:24:44.000 That's...

00:24:45.000 Who's the head of security?

00:24:48.000 Who is the grand national secretary of safety?

00:24:53.000 Sergeant-at-arms.

00:24:54.000 The sergeant-at-arms.

00:24:55.000 Can I talk to the sergeant-at-arms and ask him what happened?

00:24:57.000 Child dead.

00:24:59.000 Oh, he's dead, too.

00:25:01.000 So we've got, what, four, five, seven deaths.

00:25:05.000 Two of them were Patriots a day of.

00:25:07.000 And the other five were people who could tell us what happened.

00:25:11.000 Yet the hearings are investigating the Trump supporters.

00:25:17.000 That doesn't make sense to me.

00:25:19.000 It seems like you got the wrong fugging guys.

00:25:22.000 Lou Fishy.

00:25:23.000 Lou Fishy.

00:25:24.000 Four cop suicides in like three days.

00:25:27.000 Did they determine the cause of death for the Congressional Sergeant-in-Arms?

00:25:31.000 No.

00:25:33.000 Just found dead.

00:25:35.000 The day he was supposed to testify.

00:25:37.000 Right after he said, and he didn't, he wasn't passive.

00:25:40.000 He said, we should look into instigators.

00:25:43.000 Something is going on here.

00:25:48.000 And then he died.

00:25:50.000 You know, like everyone who questions Hillary and Bill Clinton, anyone who gets in their way, they mysteriously end up drowned in three inches of water in a creek or robbed at a Coffee spot.

00:26:01.000 Shoot yourself.

00:26:02.000 No, sorry.

00:26:02.000 Shot dead at a coffee spot, but not robbed.

00:26:05.000 You know how guys like to go into Starbucks and kill everyone and then not take any wallets?

00:26:11.000 Anyway, let's check out a little bit of this, see how much we can handle to Gavin McGinnis, who was one of the leaders of vice.

00:26:20.000 And his intention was a kind of like rude, like male-only, you know, macho.

00:26:31.000 We love to fight and drink.

00:26:32.000 Listen to how her disdain for like normal blue-collar male values.

00:26:40.000 Like NASCAR.

00:26:41.000 Imagine her talking about NASCAR.

00:26:42.000 It was meant to be some sort of over-the-top, vulgar display of automotive hubris where large trucks, dangerous machines go over filthy piles of mud.

00:26:56.000 Oh, wait, that's a monster truck rally.

00:26:59.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:00.000 Well, start around boots.

00:27:01.000 Where these insidious machines at ear-piercing volume circle around a track in a pointless charade in a display of automotive arrogance.

00:27:16.000 We know where you're coming from, lady.

00:27:18.000 It's obvious what your object is.

00:27:20.000 Rude jokes.

00:27:22.000 Men's club.

00:27:23.000 Tell us about what his original intent was.

00:27:25.000 Rude jokes.

00:27:27.000 Well, it's an interesting question about what his intent was, of course.

00:27:31.000 Well, he set this up.

00:27:33.000 Well, no, no, but I just want to put it, but it's to the point here, right?

00:27:36.000 It's to the point because he sets it up as, you know, a so-called drinking club.

00:27:41.000 We're like the elks or the shriners.

00:27:44.000 There's us guys looking for some guy time.

00:27:46.000 He had a podcast at that point, and he would invite his buddies over to the podcast.

00:27:53.000 They'd start drinking.

00:27:54.000 They'd take over a bar. 0.80

00:27:56.000 Take over a bar.

00:27:57.000 All kind of codified around this sort of male macho culture, right?

00:28:04.000 Yeah.

00:28:05.000 You know, the notion that the Proud Boys were ever just a drinking club, it kind of obscured something that was a little different and a little darker.

00:28:15.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:28:17.000 Stop it.

00:28:17.000 That's what Amita is obsessed with.

00:28:19.000 Like, this darkness that lurks, this white supremacy that's hiding behind everything.

00:28:26.000 It's there.

00:28:27.000 And if they deny it, they're joking.

00:28:29.000 They're using...

00:28:31.000 So you're fucking around with your friends making jokes and they go, this is actually a secret white nationalist conference.

00:28:37.000 And you go, no, it's just joking around.

00:28:40.000 Oh, so you're using the jokes to hide the white nationalist conference.

00:28:43.000 And then you go, okay, what about all the black guys? 0.80

00:28:45.000 And they go, yeah, you use them to hide the fact that it's a white nationalist conference.

00:28:51.000 What does that say about them?

00:28:53.000 They're just idiots who sit there and don't know they're at a Klan rally?

00:28:58.000 Is it possible you're wrong?

00:29:00.000 Has it ever occurred to you, morons, that you're wrong?

00:29:04.000 Yeah, Weight Watchers is secretly an organization that promotes obesity.

00:29:09.000 They're lying when they have people lose weight and they show the before and after pictures.

00:29:13.000 There's a darkness that underlies Weight Watchers where they want everyone to be fat.

00:29:18.000 Okay, well, what about where they pay people to lose weight and be their spokesperson when they lose weight?

00:29:24.000 Yeah, they do that to hide the fact that they're promoting obesity.

00:29:30.000 It's terrible.

00:29:30.000 Possibly, or maybe it's a company that profits from you losing weight because that's healthy and it's a good business model.

00:29:39.000 Why would a non-racist club Sorry?

00:29:43.000 Why would a racist club want to attract non-racist members?

00:29:46.000 Isn't that a waste of time?

00:29:50.000 Why would the Knights of Columbus pretend to be Jewish so they could be more palatable to Jews and then Jews show up to join the Knights of Columbus and they go, actually we're Catholics. 0.85

00:30:00.000 Sorry, I'll pay your bus fare.

00:30:02.000 It's like, what are you doing?

00:30:03.000 We had it all the way out here.

00:30:06.000 What?

00:30:06.000 And now I got schmutz all over my hachtas.

00:30:12.000 Go back to this retarded boomer fest. 1.00

00:30:16.000 What I'm talking about is the Proud Boys had from the beginning styled themselves as what McGuinness liked to call Western chauvinists.

00:30:26.000 Yes.

00:30:27.000 And essentially what that meant to the group was that, you know, it was a way to fight back against a perceived belief on the left that Western culture was inherently racist and sexist,

00:30:48.000 and it was a way to suggest...

00:30:51.000 Not really racist and sexist.

00:30:52.000 The allegation, this all comes from Pat Buchanan's Death of the West.

00:30:55.000 The allegation was that the West was stolen and the culture is evil and we're responsible for everything bad in the world.

00:31:01.000 And Western chauvinists say, no, actually, the West is the best.

00:31:04.000 It separated church and state.

00:31:07.000 It's behind the Industrial Revolution.

00:31:10.000 Everything fantastic about what's surrounding you in the room right now was made by Westerners. 1.00

00:31:16.000 It's not about we eschew racism.

00:31:18.000 I never even said that anti-racial guilt thing.

00:31:20.000 I don't know where that came from.

00:31:21.000 That was never in my original draft.

00:31:23.000 Race wasn't a big factor.

00:31:25.000 It was started in New York City, a very metropolitan community.

00:31:30.000 So you talk to a New Yorker and, you know, they're not talking about race all the time.

00:31:35.000 It's not a thing.

00:31:37.000 Now, if you're MAGA in New York, that's another story.

00:31:40.000 You're ostracized, your family hates you, you can't go to Thanksgiving, your bars find out, you wear your MAGA hat in New York, you're going to get bottled in the face like Jovi Val.

00:31:49.000 But as far as like a Manhattan bar and you go like, can you believe what's going on with the racism?

00:31:56.000 A lot of black people are like, it's... 1.00

00:31:59.000 No.

00:32:01.000 Go ahead.

00:32:02.000 That, you know, that manly men have nothing to be ashamed of.

00:32:08.000 That, you know, Western culture, which is, of course, by McGinnis's own description, mostly white culture.

00:32:16.000 Now stop.

00:32:16.000 Should have no.

00:32:17.000 By McGinnis's own, and he's even pronouncing my name wrong.

00:32:20.000 I've talked to this guy for like 10 hours before I realized he was a fucking fraud.

00:32:25.000 I said, yeah, it's mostly whites because you kept asking.

00:32:30.000 Like you kept demanding to know the demographics of the thing.

00:32:34.000 Like, imagine you were a, I've said this analogy a million times, but you're a chess fanatic.

00:32:38.000 And they go, well, aren't most chess players white?

00:32:40.000 And you go, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:43.000 And they go, by this chess fanatic's own admission, chess is mostly white.

00:32:48.000 Now, are chess fans white nationalists?

00:32:52.000 Do they pursue chess because it's a mostly white thing?

00:32:55.000 No, he said it was mostly white because you asked, you said, is chess mostly white?

00:33:00.000 But now they put the cart before the horse and say, that's why you like chess.

00:33:05.000 Because you can finally be with your white motherfuckers, you Nazi. 0.63

00:33:09.000 What kind of racial guilt for its position of hegemony?

00:33:14.000 And it kind of heard that word since college.

00:33:18.000 Quasi-white nationalist notions in a friendly, digestible package that disavowed overt white nationalism, but allowed for this kind of thing.

00:33:32.000 I don't like overt white nationalism.

00:33:34.000 I like it hidden with a layer of sour cream.

00:33:38.000 What are you talking about?

00:33:40.000 This is the number one Prow Boys expert, the New York Times.

00:33:43.000 Like, if you check his articles, the past 50 have been about the Proud Boys.

00:33:48.000 He was at Jan 6, I believe.

00:33:51.000 He was probably in the Capitol.

00:33:52.000 You're in white nationalists.

00:33:53.000 No, I'm not.

00:33:54.000 Look at the diverse people around me.

00:33:57.000 Oh, well, you don't like it when it's overt.

00:34:00.000 It's this fucking thing where they, like, my brother and I were talking about this today, the dog whistle thing, where it's like, you're gay.

00:34:07.000 No, I'm not.

00:34:08.000 I'm married with a bunch of kids.

00:34:10.000 Oh, yeah, you have a wife and kids to hide it.

00:34:13.000 No, I've never sucked a dick.

00:34:15.000 I'm eating a pussy right now. 0.99

00:34:16.000 Yeah, your pussy eating is a dog whistle to hide my retarded theory. 1.00

00:34:20.000 Like their retarded theory permeates everything. 1.00

00:34:24.000 And when you show them evidence to the contrary, they're like, that's meant to distract me from my...

00:34:28.000 Yeah, that's smoke and mirrors.

00:34:29.000 They would be the world's worst scientists.

00:34:32.000 If they were ever doing an experiment, they would get the evidence that contradicts their original hypothesis and they just keep barreling through like a fucking tank.

00:34:42.000 Nope.

00:34:44.000 Penicillin is not going to cure shit.

00:34:47.000 Oh, you're one of those gays that don't fuck guys and show me evidence that you don't fuck guys. 1.00

00:34:51.000 Yeah, I know who you are.

00:34:52.000 You're gay and you don't know it. 1.00

00:34:53.000 I know those kind of gays. 0.99

00:34:55.000 All right.

00:34:58.000 Kind of brotherhood based on male grievance and sort of, you know, resentful anger toward the left.

00:35:11.000 Yes.

00:35:11.000 Yeah.

00:35:12.000 And people of color and women.

00:35:14.000 Wait, what?

00:35:14.000 Resentment toward them.

00:35:16.000 Resentment towards women. 0.99

00:35:17.000 Fucking women. 1.00

00:35:19.000 I wish they'd go back where they came from, to Amazonia with Wonder Woman.

00:35:25.000 Fucking women. 1.00

00:35:26.000 Imagine a country without women. 1.00

00:35:29.000 Women are the worst. 1.00

00:35:31.000 I hate women. 1.00

00:35:32.000 What are you talking about, you stupid bitch that I hate? 1.00

00:35:37.000 I hate you, not because of your uterus. 1.00

00:35:40.000 I hate you because you're a dumb cunt. 0.98

00:35:42.000 They hate women. 1.00

00:35:44.000 Really?

00:35:44.000 What about the tenant, which is in the top 10, that says venerate the housewife?

00:35:49.000 Like, where did she get this from?

00:35:51.000 And people of color.

00:35:52.000 I hate people of color. 1.00

00:35:54.000 Like, what do you mean?

00:35:55.000 Asians, Peruvians, Polynesians.

00:35:58.000 I don't care if they totally agree with me on everything.

00:36:01.000 I just hate them because I'm a fucking idiot from 1922.

00:36:05.000 Who are these people that they're talking about?

00:36:08.000 Have you ever met anyone who hates women and people of color?

00:36:13.000 All non-whites that aren't pure lane, as they say in Quebec, and 50% of the population, you hate them.

00:36:20.000 I'm sure such a person exists.

00:36:22.000 Oh, I'm sure somewhere.

00:36:23.000 There's probably like three per city.

00:36:26.000 How do you amalgamate these three freaks with the Proud Boys?

00:36:31.000 Yeah.

00:36:32.000 Well, what's interesting is that I would say this.

00:36:35.000 The overt misogyny of the Proud Boys was always there from the beginning.

00:36:40.000 And by the way, here's another reason why he's a bad journalist.

00:36:44.000 When you're talking about people's thoughts, you say they appear to think.

00:36:48.000 You don't know people's thoughts.

00:36:50.000 So he says, the way Proud Boys interpret this is this.

00:36:53.000 You're now speaking for someone else and saying how they think.

00:36:57.000 That's not, that violates one of the most primary characteristics of good journalism.

00:37:03.000 You don't assume you know.

00:37:05.000 Even if you think like, you're pretty sure this person is like, I don't know, a fucking anti-Semite.

00:37:11.000 You have to say, until you know for a fact, you have to say, he said anti-Semitic things and he comes across with what he says as an anti-Semite.

00:37:19.000 But like they adopt this misogyny.

00:37:22.000 They hate women so much. 0.97

00:37:24.000 It's in like, who the fuck are you?

00:37:26.000 It's like, you don't know me.

00:37:32.000 Who the fuck am I going to?

00:37:38.000 They've allowed in members of any race.

00:37:40.000 Like begrudgingly, I guess.

00:37:42.000 Oh, great.

00:37:43.000 A black guy wants to join this white nationalist group.

00:37:46.000 All right.

00:37:47.000 For three days.

00:37:48.000 Then you got to get the fuck out of here.

00:37:50.000 What the hell are you talking about?

00:37:54.000 Being at a bar with a group of crowd boys after a rally in June 2017.

00:38:01.000 Okay.

00:38:02.000 And you did see, you know, mostly white crowd.

00:38:06.000 But there were...

00:38:07.000 Don't be a cutie pie.

00:38:08.000 Let me guess.

00:38:09.000 You're in a country where whites make up about 70% of the population.

00:38:14.000 Blacks, depending how you define Hispanics, blacks are 14%.

00:38:19.000 Hispanics are upwards of 20, depending how you define Hispanics.

00:38:23.000 Asians are 5.

00:38:24.000 Jews are 2, 3. 1.00

00:38:27.000 Let me guess.

00:38:28.000 Was that about the distribution of the people you were with?

00:38:32.000 Because I don't know if you know this, but America's mostly white.

00:38:36.000 America claims not to be racist, but it is, by Gavin McInnes' own admission, mostly white.

00:38:42.000 Hey, Finland, you say you're not racist?

00:38:44.000 Aren't you like 95% white?

00:38:48.000 It's true.

00:38:49.000 Liar.

00:38:51.000 People of color, as they call them, they're overrepresented in the group because when they get kicked out of their life for being a Trump supporter, they join. 0.75

00:39:00.000 Exactly.

00:39:01.000 That's the funny thing.

00:39:02.000 We're like the Island of Misfit toys for gays and blacks who dared to be MAGA and were totally ostracized by their friends.

00:39:08.000 How about doing an article on that?

00:39:11.000 NPR and New York Times.

00:39:13.000 How about you do an article about gay MAGAs, gay Trump supporters?

00:39:18.000 Because let me tell you, they will, without exception, 100% of them will tell you it was much easier to come out of the closet as a gay than it was to come out of the closet as a gay Trump supporter.

00:39:32.000 They got nothing but accolades when they said, I'm here and I'm queer, get used to it. 0.94

00:39:36.000 That was awesome.

00:39:37.000 Come out of the closet as a gay Trump supporter. 0.94

00:39:40.000 Chadwick Moore can't go to his local bar.

00:39:43.000 He's banned because he likes Trump, who Trump doesn't have a thing about gays, positive or negative.

00:39:49.000 Yes, but his vice president wanted you to get conversion therapy.

00:39:53.000 No, Mike Pence said states can spend their medical allotment any way they want.

00:39:59.000 What if some of that is for conversion therapy?

00:40:02.000 And Mike Pence went, whatever, it's up to the state.

00:40:04.000 Oh, so you want gays to get electrocuted? 0.59

00:40:07.000 This sounds very gay.

00:40:08.000 Thanks a lot, Electro.

00:40:11.000 There absolutely have been, and there always have been, members of minorities who, for whatever reason, joined the group of children.

00:40:18.000 Wait, Enrique Terry.

00:40:20.000 As I keep screaming at these people, for whatever reason, there's your story, moron.

00:40:25.000 Isn't that interesting?

00:40:26.000 Blacks are joining a white nationalist movement?

00:40:28.000 That sounds a lot more interesting than they planned to break windows on January 6th.

00:40:35.000 Not only equal opportunity hires, he rose to the top of the company.

00:40:39.000 Yeah.

00:40:40.000 That's interesting.

00:40:42.000 Was he paid?

00:40:43.000 There's a scandal.

00:40:44.000 Blacks are paid to join a Nazi group. 0.99

00:40:46.000 Okay, let's follow the money.

00:40:48.000 That sounds interesting who took over the leadership from Guinness is himself of Afro-Cuban.

00:40:59.000 You can hear her heart breaking, right?

00:41:01.000 That has to be wrong.

00:41:02.000 I mean, she's checking her paper.

00:41:03.000 Don't they rape black women and rub shit on them or something? 1.00

00:41:07.000 Don't they write the N-word in feces on black churches?

00:41:12.000 Afro-Cuban.

00:41:13.000 Yeah, Afro-Cuban.

00:41:14.000 Fuck, that sounds even cooler.

00:41:15.000 It almost sounds white.

00:41:16.000 Black. 0.93

00:41:18.000 Oh, that is an interesting...

00:41:22.000 I think that, you know, that McGinnis, who is a shrewd media operator, very sad.

00:41:30.000 The Maccabellian plan.

00:41:31.000 Area, has always played the line between kind of overt, you know, expressions of white nationalism and a more palatable version that allows for a kind of plausible deniability.

00:41:52.000 Listen to how evolved it's Mr. McGinnis.

00:41:54.000 Is it possible that the guy just makes jokes and he doesn't care if they're perceived as racist?

00:41:59.000 This is how in 2022, if you just joke around and you don't second guess yourself and worry if this joke is offensive, if that is your modus operandi, what's really going on is you're trying to Trojan horse white nationalism to the public.

00:42:14.000 Like Archie Bunker or fucking Eddie Murphy's Delirious or Blazing Saddles or Police Academy or Animal House.

00:42:21.000 In Animal House where he looks over the shoulder and he goes, we're going to die.

00:42:25.000 That's a way to subvert white nationalism, the stigma around white nationalism, and somehow get it into the purview of the mainstream.

00:42:37.000 Like they want this to be true so badly that when they Indiana Jones, their investigation, they dust off the thing, they open up the crate and there's nothing there.

00:42:49.000 They go, there is something there.

00:42:52.000 It's invisible.

00:42:54.000 And I still am a good explorer.

00:42:57.000 I didn't waste my fucking time.

00:42:58.000 Like Geraldo with Al Capone's vault.

00:43:01.000 They open it up and they go, Al Capone collected rare dust from Egypt.

00:43:08.000 This is the dust maybe of Jesus' shroud.

00:43:12.000 This is the dust of Turin that we've discovered.

00:43:15.000 I'm good.

00:43:16.000 You know, the lack of things tells a story.

00:43:18.000 Yes.

00:43:19.000 The lack of things is actually more...

00:43:22.000 You're very shrewd.

00:43:24.000 If you can make something very, very racist look like nothing.

00:43:29.000 That's a sleight of hand.

00:43:31.000 The silence is death.

00:43:32.000 That you lose.

00:43:32.000 In the media, it's a misdirect.

00:43:38.000 So the Cowboys were never meant to be like an intellectual club.

00:43:42.000 When McGuinness started it, he said...

00:43:44.000 What's an intellectual club?

00:43:46.000 Hello, we're this mensa of fucking drinking clubs.

00:43:50.000 Like, why do they say that about the Elk's Lodge or the Knights of Columbus or any fraternity?

00:43:56.000 We're bringing back hedonism, stupidity.

00:43:59.000 Shut up, Janet. 1.00

00:44:00.000 Ugliness.

00:44:00.000 We're getting rid of taboos.

00:44:02.000 We're getting armed and we're having fun.

00:44:05.000 And I hope you'll join us.

00:44:07.000 You come across as a armed.

00:44:09.000 That says something right there, especially we're getting armed.

00:44:12.000 Now that I've given up on my people of color and hating women thing, can we focus on the guns? 0.87

00:44:18.000 Proud boys have always celebrated violence.

00:44:22.000 You know, I remember the first time I met Gavin McGinnis, he complained to me that the true violence was...

00:44:30.000 The first time I met Alan Froyer, he told me that he was in a loving marriage.

00:44:34.000 And I said, well, you should have knocked her up and had kids. 1.00

00:44:36.000 And he said, well, she wanted to work more.

00:44:38.000 And I said, well, that's not good.

00:44:41.000 If she's constantly at work, she's a workaholic. 0.99

00:44:43.000 You're going to lose her.

00:44:43.000 And he goes, yeah, that's what happened.

00:44:46.000 She kept working and working until we drifted apart.

00:44:49.000 And then she filed for divorce.

00:44:51.000 And I ended up with some 21-year-old I work with.

00:44:56.000 And there he is in a New York apartment, fucking some young girl, pretending he's young as he slowly goes bald.

00:45:02.000 That's sad and pathetic.

00:45:04.000 But the good news is I've devoted my life to thwarting, canceling, and destroying married men with kids like Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs.

00:45:13.000 Well, Joe Biggs isn't married, or John Kinsman.

00:45:18.000 And I'm going to focus on making these people into villains, these men that put a ring on it and settled down and had kids.

00:45:24.000 So we have the childless attacking fathers in some sort of bizarre revenge ritual.

00:45:30.000 That's what I learned when I first met Alan Froyer.

00:45:32.000 And I thought, you sad fuck, way to destroy your life.

00:45:37.000 And he goes, he didn't say this, but I believe that he goes, I may have destroyed my life, but I'm going to destroy some others on the way down and make them miserable.

00:45:47.000 Good work, Alan.

00:45:49.000 Great work.

00:45:50.000 Well, maybe he's gay. 0.79

00:45:50.000 You ever thought of that? 0.79

00:45:52.000 That would be a step up.

00:45:54.000 Were the.

00:45:55.000 If he was gay, that would be fine that he fucked up his marriage and it's never going to have kids. 0.99

00:45:59.000 Activists, right?

00:46:00.000 Antifa.

00:46:01.000 And I remember saying to him, okay, well, if that's the case, you know, if you find yourself confronting a violent Antifa mob, you as a rugged proud boy and you're manly men, proud boys, why don't you just manly men?

00:46:16.000 Manly men.

00:46:17.000 That's an insult.

00:46:19.000 I saw this montage when I was doing my Trump research for the July 19th.

00:46:25.000 And they were like, Trump is obsessed with big guys.

00:46:28.000 And they show this montage of Trump going, big guy, biggest guy you've ever seen.

00:46:32.000 Six foot five.

00:46:33.000 This is the biggest guy in the world.

00:46:35.000 Very strong guy, tough guy.

00:46:37.000 And, you know, they've gone through thousands of hours of video and they compiled him saying, big guy, tough guy.

00:46:43.000 Yeah.

00:46:44.000 That's a compliment.

00:46:45.000 Pretty girl, big guy, tough guy.

00:46:48.000 Like, they say manly men, like it's an insult, which is incredibly ironic because that was the whole impetus for the Proud Boys is, yeah, what's the matter with manly men?

00:46:57.000 And by the way, I'm a faggot.

00:46:59.000 Like, I don't know how to change anything on my car.

00:47:03.000 I've changed maybe one tire.

00:47:05.000 When I open up my car and I look at it, it's Chinese. 1.00

00:47:08.000 Same with my motorcycle.

00:47:09.000 I don't know what's going on.

00:47:10.000 I'm the worst fighter at my gym.

00:47:12.000 People spar with me.

00:47:13.000 When I spar with the guys that are 60 years old and I punch them, they say, good, good. 1.00

00:47:19.000 Well, that means you're gay. 0.99

00:47:24.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:47:26.000 But still, compared to these fuckers and, you know, the producer, Ben Ratner, that inspired the whole thing, I'm fucking Chuck Zito.

00:47:36.000 And that's not good.

00:47:37.000 I shouldn't be Chuck Zeto.

00:47:40.000 I shouldn't be considered in the same universe.

00:47:43.000 But to this guy, I am.

00:47:44.000 Now I'm worried Chuck Zito's going to fucking beat me up.

00:47:47.000 I'm not saying that I'm as tough as you, Chuck, if you ever see this.

00:47:51.000 I'm coming with a hyperbolic example where this guy, Alan Froyer, has put me in your...

00:47:57.000 Anyway, fuck.

00:47:57.000 Now I sound like a pussy.

00:47:58.000 This is getting worse.

00:47:59.000 I'm digging up the money.

00:48:00.000 He's on the line.

00:48:02.000 He's on the line.

00:48:03.000 Good.

00:48:03.000 I'd love to talk to him.

00:48:09.000 Yeah, he just hung up.

00:48:11.000 Ow, I got my leg caught in that chair.

00:48:14.000 I don't know if Chuck would bother beating you up.

00:48:18.000 Thwarted by a chair.

00:48:21.000 Take a page out of the civil rights playbook and walk into the teeth of the Antifa mob and let them beat you guys up on camera.

00:48:29.000 And then everybody will see the sort of, you know, who celebrates violence and who doesn't.

00:48:35.000 What's that?

00:48:36.000 Say that again. 0.71

00:48:37.000 And his answer to me was very telling.

00:48:39.000 He's like, there's no way we would do that because we just like to fight.

00:48:43.000 So they've always celebrated.

00:48:45.000 That's why I played this.

00:48:47.000 We don't usually have serious content on the live show.

00:48:50.000 We usually like to talk to the folks at home.

00:48:53.000 But tomorrow's Canada Day, and then we have July 4th.

00:48:57.000 I had to get that out.

00:48:59.000 That's a lie.

00:49:01.000 Alan is lying.

00:49:03.000 This is the New York Times you're hearing from.

00:49:05.000 And I want you to know that everything you read in the media is by assholes like this.

00:49:12.000 And I remember at a very young age, like with Vice in 94, they do an article about us, and I obviously knew Vice well.

00:49:19.000 I was it.

00:49:20.000 And I read it and go, that's not true.

00:49:22.000 No, they didn't say that.

00:49:22.000 No, that's not.

00:49:23.000 And then I realized, holy fuck, wait a minute.

00:49:25.000 This is the one thing I know about, and I'm reading it, and it's all lies.

00:49:29.000 What about the other things when they're talking about Pfizer's damage to America or China's involvement with fentanyl or black on black crime in America or illegal guns versus legal guns and their damage?

00:49:45.000 What about all that stuff?

00:49:46.000 That's probably bullshit too.

00:49:48.000 And it is.

00:49:49.000 Here's what happened.

00:49:50.000 Alan Froyer did say that to me.

00:49:52.000 He said, why don't you just go the Martin Luther King route and just take the beating like the freedom fighters?

00:49:58.000 And you could show how violent Antifa is and how you're not violent.

00:50:01.000 And I said, Alan, have you seen the weapons that get confiscated?

00:50:06.000 I said to him, Google Portland weapons Antifa confiscation.

00:50:12.000 They don't just have knives.

00:50:13.000 They have knives that crumple into your hand there with a hand thing so you can really get it in under the fucking, under the ribs, really scoop it and twist it around.

00:50:23.000 The freedom fighters, they went to various diners in the 60s and they had sugar poured on their heads.

00:50:29.000 They got laughed at.

00:50:31.000 They'd occasionally have some pebbles thrown at them.

00:50:34.000 They'd get punched in the jaw.

00:50:36.000 There's an argument for that.

00:50:38.000 I might be able to, if the roles were, I shouldn't say the roles were reversed, but if we could time travel to the 60s and be Proud Boys versus Antifa and it was all put up your dukes, there's an argument for like taking a few on the chin and being like, see this?

00:50:52.000 See these assholes?

00:50:54.000 That's not what would happen here.

00:50:56.000 We would die.

00:50:58.000 What happened to Jay Bishop?

00:51:00.000 Antifa shot him dead in the fucking chest.

00:51:05.000 He bled out.

00:51:06.000 So the idea of standing there like Jesus and letting Antifa stab us, like go back to that picture, Ryan.

00:51:14.000 Stab us, cut our heads open with hammers, fucking shoot us, smash our heads in with bricks.

00:51:22.000 Noble Beard was stabbed.

00:51:23.000 Noble Beard was stabbed.

00:51:24.000 They go, oh, you LARPers with your plastic chest plates.

00:51:27.000 Noble Beard thought he was being punched in the back.

00:51:30.000 When he got home and checked his back plate, there was giant divots cut out of it from a fucking knife.

00:51:36.000 So that's what I said to Alan.

00:51:38.000 I didn't say, fucked up, man.

00:51:40.000 I like fighting too much.

00:51:44.000 I fucking.

00:51:45.000 If you liked fighting, you'd be the anti-biker club.

00:51:49.000 Or what's the Dominican gang in Brooklyn, the Trinitarios?

00:51:54.000 You'd be the anti-Trinitarios. 0.88

00:51:56.000 And you'd just be like, yeah, we get to fucking brawl again.

00:51:58.000 I'm going to go start shit with the Pagans. 1.00

00:52:01.000 I'm going to go start shit with DMS.

00:52:03.000 I'm going to go start shit with the fucking Cardi B's bloods. 0.88

00:52:07.000 You'll get plenty of exercise as a fighter if you choose those adversaries.

00:52:12.000 But Antifa are psychotic, malicious ex-girlfriends who want to stab you, and they do stab you all the time. 0.67

00:52:19.000 Plenty of prowboys have been stabbed by Antifa.

00:52:23.000 So he's sitting there saying these guys love violence.

00:52:27.000 No, we don't go to their things.

00:52:30.000 They go to our things.

00:52:32.000 I do a talk at NYU.

00:52:35.000 A mob shows up ready to brawl.

00:52:37.000 And we stand our ground and fight them.

00:52:39.000 Mark Bray goes on a national tour for his fucking anarchist handbook.

00:52:46.000 Not one proud boy ate any of those things.

00:52:48.000 So you suck at your job.

00:52:51.000 NPR is a clown show.

00:52:54.000 And the New York Times is a pale fragment of what it was 20 years ago.

00:53:02.000 That was too much of indecent.

00:53:04.000 20 years ago, 50 years ago.

00:53:05.000 It's amazing.

00:53:06.000 Times Square is named after the New York Times.

00:53:07.000 The New York Times used to be a stalwart of truth and hard-hitting journalism.

00:53:11.000 Now it's nerds who want revenge on who they perceive to be as bullies from their high school years making up shit.

00:53:18.000 Oh, they're hiding white nationalism and they love to fight too much to follow my MLK directive.

00:53:24.000 Dude, your MLK directive has me with a punctured lung.

00:53:28.000 No.

00:53:28.000 I'm not letting someone beat me up to make a point, you fucking loser.

00:53:33.000 Violence.

00:53:34.000 Yeah.

00:53:34.000 Pull up a picture so we can see who's talking about violence and manly men.

00:53:39.000 Crazy.

00:53:40.000 You're right, as a character building exercise, the Proud Boys forbid masturbation and pornography, and that the group's initiation rituals, and this is early on, you know, during the McGinnis era, the group's initiation rituals included reciting the names of five breakfast cereals while being slugged by other Proud Boys members like that.

00:54:00.000 That sounds crazy.

00:54:01.000 Yeah, see, stop.

00:54:02.000 Has it occurred to you that there's some humor involved in this?

00:54:06.000 Like, no wanks is the same as no fap. 0.84

00:54:09.000 It's good for your marriage, good for your relationship.

00:54:11.000 Porn is bad for you, by the way, you fucking disgusting hedonists.

00:54:16.000 It's the same as like sober October or Lent or any other kind of ritual where you deny yourself over indulgence.

00:54:26.000 And then the fucking, we always said fighting solves everything.

00:54:32.000 And the bourgeoisie at the media always go, they love fighting.

00:54:35.000 That's evil.

00:54:36.000 Fighting solves everything is a blue collar motto. 0.91

00:54:38.000 If you don't know it, you don't know blue collars.

00:54:40.000 You haven't lived.

00:54:41.000 You're a fucking square.

00:54:43.000 And it's the same with safety slug.

00:54:45.000 Every normal North American person played safety slug in high school.

00:54:50.000 If you fart or burp and you don't say safety and someone says slug, they get to beat the shit out of you until you can aim five breakfast cereals or five chocolate bars.

00:54:59.000 In a lot of places in the States, you had to touch a doorknob.

00:55:03.000 Where I was, I guess there's not a lot of doorknobs in Canada, Ontario.

00:55:08.000 We had to say the cereals.

00:55:10.000 It was funny.

00:55:11.000 You're laughing.

00:55:12.000 Oh my lord.

00:55:14.000 Could this guy look more like a Trotskyite?

00:55:16.000 Is he playing?

00:55:17.000 I think he's playing keyboard.

00:55:18.000 Look at this Leninist.

00:55:20.000 Playing keyboard.

00:55:21.000 Fucking Marxist academic.

00:55:23.000 And his case was interesting because...

00:55:26.000 What club are you in?

00:55:27.000 Like, imagine going to get a beer with this fucking clown.

00:55:32.000 Imagine punching him.

00:55:33.000 Imagine arm wrestling this guy.

00:55:36.000 Least fun male alive.

00:55:41.000 It involved sort of nuances of crossing Secret Service security lines.

00:55:46.000 Anyhow, moving forward, the next trial.

00:55:50.000 I fit the testosterone in that room in a fucking syringe needle.

00:55:56.000 Not the base of the syringe, the actual needle part.

00:56:00.000 I think we're done with this.

00:56:01.000 Let's just hear the ending.

00:56:03.000 Yes, it is crazy.

00:56:04.000 But the way you just laughed at it, because it is laughable, is funny.

00:56:10.000 The McGinnis mindset, that if we can make part of this jokey and stupid and cranky and like a frat, it deflates the seriousness of it.

00:56:21.000 And I fell right into that, didn't I?

00:56:24.000 I didn't laugh.

00:56:25.000 I fell into his trap because it is silly and it is.

00:56:27.000 You tricked me, but sleight of hand.

00:56:29.000 I have to sense that that was purposeful.

00:56:34.000 That's a whole thing on the far right now.

00:56:36.000 It's like putting everything into a tablet.

00:56:38.000 It's kind of ambiguous.

00:56:40.000 It's like in the scarecrow.

00:56:43.000 They sit there, they monitor jokes.

00:56:45.000 They monitor jokes.

00:56:47.000 And then they go, oh, I get what's going on.

00:56:49.000 You're hiding your swastikas in jokes. 0.99

00:56:51.000 No, you're putting swastikas in the fucking jokes.

00:56:55.000 It's just jokes.

00:56:57.000 There's no swastika-shaped chocolate chips in your cookie.

00:57:01.000 We're not hiding anything.

00:57:04.000 You know, we're living in a society.

00:57:09.000 Love this has opened and closed very shrewdly over the years.

00:57:13.000 Like your ass?

00:57:14.000 They're so shrewd at hiding this penicillin.

00:57:18.000 Penicillin is never going to solve anything.

00:57:20.000 It's not good for disease.

00:57:23.000 But a lot of scientists hide it.

00:57:25.000 They hide the...

00:57:26.000 They pretend penicillin is going to work.

00:57:28.000 It's not going to work.

00:57:29.000 Give it up.

00:57:31.000 Are they done with that?

00:57:32.000 Am I boring?

00:57:33.000 There's probably a lot more.

00:57:34.000 No, it's not that long.

00:57:36.000 I think we're almost done.

00:57:37.000 Let's finish it.

00:57:40.000 Finish him. 0.96

00:57:41.000 Be entering politics in a new way, especially throughout the world.

00:57:45.000 Oh, yeah, it does go on and on and on.

00:57:47.000 They talk about Prowboys infiltrating. 0.89

00:57:53.000 Fucking idiocy.

00:57:54.000 There's so much important shit going on with fentanyl and gangs and violence and black on black crime. 1.00

00:58:02.000 20 blacks killed a day by blacks.

00:58:04.000 What, 280 people OD on opioids?

00:58:07.000 But they're still scouring through Proud Boys' closets trying to find a swastika.

00:58:13.000 And then finding a black guy and going, oh, he hid it really well. 0.97

00:58:19.000 Or seeing a star of David and going, oh, I get it.

00:58:22.000 They took the pieces of the swastika and made it into two triangles that look like the star of David. 0.77

00:58:28.000 But if you disassemble it, You can get back to the swastika. 0.92

00:58:33.000 Grow up, you cunts.

00:58:34.000 Anyway, that was a long tangent.

00:58:39.000 We're going to go behind the paywall now.

00:58:41.000 And behind the paywall, what we do is we talk to our people.

00:58:45.000 Thursday is a meet and greet where we go through the mailbag, we read letters, we also take calls.

00:58:53.000 And thirdly, we have a super chat.

00:58:56.000 And now the super chat, $100, we definitely read it.

00:59:00.000 We try to read them all.

00:59:01.000 But the super chats go to Max and John.

00:59:03.000 Max and John are two proud boys who are in prison right now for a 17-second fight with Antifa.

00:59:11.000 And we want them to have some money when they get out because they're going to have to rebuild their lives.

00:59:16.000 Four years they've been in jail for the 17-second fight with Antifa.

00:59:20.000 I shouldn't have to tell you anything more than that.

00:59:23.000 Like, that's a pretty big deal.

00:59:24.000 Imagine being Alan Froyer and being on the side of the guys who started a fight with Proud Boys and sent Proud Boys to jail for four years, including a guy with a black wife who has three black kids, who hasn't seen his black daughter her entire life.

00:59:40.000 She's three now.

00:59:41.000 He missed out on all of that.

00:59:43.000 Her first steps, all of that.

00:59:46.000 And I'm telling you, man, zero to three is fucking cute.

00:59:49.000 One is pretty good with the walking and the weird, like, little drunk man.

00:59:54.000 But two, two, when they start talking.

00:59:58.000 I have a video of my son.

01:00:01.000 I'll fucking play it right now.

01:00:03.000 He's trying to say, he's two at the time, and he's trying to say that his water bottle leaked on his granola bar.

01:00:11.000 But because he hasn't quite mastered the English language yet, being a baby, he keeps saying his wadi body weaked on his banoli body.

01:00:20.000 Oh, fuck! 0.86

01:00:21.000 I'm broke.

01:00:22.000 So, oh wait, maybe it's the problem with these group texts with your family is you got to look up your wife, and then you got to look up your wife and your son, and you got to look up your wife and your son and your other kid.

01:00:35.000 Sorry, folks, this is very uninteresting TV, but you got to hear this.

01:00:40.000 Because in the meantime, can I tell them how they do a super chat?

01:00:43.000 Yes.

01:00:44.000 Okay, so guys, what you're going to want to do?

01:00:47.000 You're going to go to the desktop version of sensor.tv, right?

01:00:52.000 Make sure you're logged in first.

01:00:54.000 But you sound so cool.

01:00:55.000 I love this new cool you.

01:00:57.000 Oh, who is it?

01:00:57.000 It's so manly, man.

01:00:58.000 Oh, me?

01:00:59.000 Are you a manly man?

01:01:01.000 Are you macho?

01:01:02.000 Hey, man.

01:01:03.000 I don't know.

01:01:04.000 I don't know what I am.

01:01:05.000 I just know the sound I make when I take a man's. 0.99

01:01:07.000 Oh, wait, what time is it?

01:01:08.000 I don't have a watch.

01:01:10.000 Take a man's what? 0.85

01:01:11.000 Virginity?

01:01:12.000 Now you're a cool fag? 0.99

01:01:13.000 No.

01:01:14.000 Not at all.

01:01:16.000 Sounds pretty gay. 0.69

01:01:17.000 Nope.

01:01:17.000 That sounds very gay.

01:01:19.000 When I take a man's what? 0.98

01:01:21.000 Wallet?

01:01:23.000 I didn't finish it because I was too cool to even have a train of thought.

01:01:26.000 Too cool to not say something gay when you're trying to be cool. 0.99

01:01:28.000 Two tickets for the train of thought, please.

01:01:29.000 Oh, wait.

01:01:30.000 Got somewhere else to be.

01:01:33.000 Anyway, so you go to the site and you click watch live.

01:01:36.000 It's the banner at the top of the site.

01:01:39.000 And right below the video, you'll see a little button.

01:01:42.000 Oh, there's me.

01:01:43.000 That says donate to read a live message on there and it will pop up as such.

01:01:47.000 This guy sent it to you.

01:01:48.000 Hey guys, shout out to Gmail Live Chat.

01:01:50.000 LinkedIn Coats is a fag. 0.93

01:01:52.000 Nice.

01:01:54.000 And there's this one.

01:01:55.000 About our forefathers.

01:01:56.000 For the wait, that's only five bucks.

01:01:59.000 We shouldn't be reading that.

01:02:00.000 For the four forefathers in China, Mount Rushmore, foreign forbearance was the foremost threat to their fortress. 0.98

01:02:05.000 Let's not forget the Fourth Amendment and the fortitude against search and seizure.

01:02:10.000 Four.

01:02:11.000 Someone's drunk.

01:02:13.000 Okay, this is my middle child, my oldest boy, noticing that his water bottle leaked on his granola bar.

01:02:23.000 This is what you're missing out when you don't have kids.

01:02:25.000 I got a Zoom cam, should I?

01:02:26.000 Ellen Froyer.

01:02:27.000 Zoom?

01:02:28.000 Okay.

01:02:30.000 Okay, ready?

01:02:39.000 What in the time?

01:02:42.000 Okay.

01:02:43.000 So what happened again?

01:02:46.000 My wanna wanna eat a naive.

01:02:56.000 On your web bar?

01:02:59.000 My wanna wanna leave a limon.

01:03:07.000 Whoa, you definitely don't.

01:03:08.000 He's the guy.

01:03:09.000 That's why I have Crickety Cricket on my arm.

01:03:12.000 Because he used to think that Jimmy Cricket's name was Crickety Cricket.

01:03:16.000 And I loved hearing him say Crickety Cricket.

01:03:18.000 And so I'd always go, I'm sorry to bug you again, but Pinocchio's friend, a little insect, and he'd go, Are you kidding me?

01:03:27.000 I go, I'm sorry.

01:03:28.000 I have the worst memory in the world.

01:03:30.000 Crickety cricket.

01:03:33.000 God, crickety cricket last time.

01:03:37.000 And then I showed him the tattoo.

01:03:38.000 I'm like, look, I got a crickety cricket tattoo.

01:03:40.000 And he goes, oh, why would you do that?

01:03:42.000 They used to do that to Bobo, you know.

01:03:44.000 You could trick him every time to telling what kind of dog he has.

01:03:47.000 It's a schnickerdoodle.

01:03:48.000 And he's like, Bobo, I'm sorry.

01:03:50.000 Anthony would be like, what kind of dog?

01:03:52.000 You know what dog I have.

01:03:54.000 No, I really forgot.

01:03:56.000 It's a schnickerdoodle.

01:04:01.000 And what's his name again?

01:04:02.000 Mr. Beludigans.

01:04:04.000 You know that already.

01:04:06.000 It's less cute when it's a grown man.

01:04:08.000 It's a handicapped grown man.

01:04:09.000 That's a good point.

01:04:10.000 Than it is a kid who now speaks normal and says shit to me like, why are you so short?

01:04:15.000 Because he's taller than me.

01:04:16.000 Like, we're going to have to throw down soon.

01:04:18.000 We got a new start to show.

01:04:20.000 Let's start the show.

01:04:26.000 Let's stop.

01:04:31.000 Oh, you took out the name?

01:04:33.000 Yeah.

01:04:33.000 I guess we'll just you want to just say it from now?

01:04:36.000 Like, you could do it different every time?

01:04:38.000 That could be fun.

01:04:38.000 Can you say it?

01:04:39.000 Well, you don't have to say let's get ready to rumble. 0.93

01:04:42.000 Okay, so we're starting the show.

01:04:44.000 We're taking calls.

01:04:47.000 We're totally partying.

01:04:48.000 Whatever happened to our sales guy?

01:04:50.000 He's fired, right?

01:04:51.000 I don't know.

01:04:53.000 Hmm.

01:04:54.000 He doesn't communicate anymore.

01:04:56.000 Do an imitation of him.

01:04:59.000 Let me see.

01:05:00.000 Chicago with that Chicago accent.

01:05:02.000 Yeah, you know, I got a lot of customers and stuff, and they're great and things.

01:05:07.000 But you guys, I'm telling you, man, thank you so much.

01:05:09.000 You guys are my favorite.

01:05:11.000 It's pretty Brooklyn.

01:05:12.000 I don't know if you guys can see the Chicago accent.

01:05:13.000 A little Brooklyn.

01:05:14.000 It sounds like Maddie.

01:05:15.000 A little bit.

01:05:18.000 Yeah, what is that?

01:05:19.000 Why do they sound like that?

01:05:21.000 Was there like an exodus to like Chicago?

01:05:24.000 How did Chicago get like to become the?

01:05:26.000 Maybe it was Prohibition with all the crime.

01:05:28.000 They didn't have enough criminals, so they had to import criminals from Brooklyn.

01:05:32.000 The mob?

01:05:33.000 Possible.

01:05:34.000 They sent a Capone out there.

01:05:35.000 Yeah, it is a very, like, both accents are like Italian mobster accents.

01:05:43.000 This is called, oh, let's start the mailbag.

01:05:46.000 Oh, wait, we got to go behind the paywall.

01:05:48.000 What am I talking about?

01:05:49.000 So, yeah.

01:05:50.000 Thanks for calling is coming up.

01:05:52.000 We're going to go through the letters.

01:05:53.000 We're going to do the calls.

01:05:55.000 And those of you who are freeloading, I want you to feel terrible about yourselves.

01:06:00.000 It's a beer and a half a month to get infinite shows.

01:06:03.000 If you watched all of the shows that we provide on a daily basis, you have a problem.

01:06:09.000 You've got to get out more because I think the most you should watch TV is like two hours a day.

01:06:15.000 We provide about four or five.

01:06:17.000 So don't watch every single thing we have to offer.

01:06:22.000 But you get the G-Dog every day, including Saturday.

01:06:27.000 I take Sundays off.

01:06:30.000 The Saturdays is my old show, the Gavin McInnes show that started the Proud Boys, by the way.

01:06:34.000 And it's a fantastic deal.

01:06:36.000 I don't think you need any other TV.

01:06:37.000 And the other thing about this show is we cover the news.

01:06:41.000 So if you only watch this show in a bubble and never look anywhere else, you're not going to miss any stories.

01:06:47.000 Like everything that's in the front page of Daily Mail, New York Post, CNN, Fox News is on this show.

01:06:55.000 Anyway, get fired, get in trouble, be brave.

01:07:01.000 We'll be right back, people who pay.

01:07:04.000 This is just a goodbye to the freeloaders.

01:07:06.000 And never stop fighting.

01:07:59.000 I cannot say enough about these pants.

01:08:07.000 Filson. 0.98

01:08:08.000 Hmm.

01:08:09.000 Took a few days to get used to.

01:08:11.000 Break them in.

01:08:13.000 I cry when they're at the laundromat.

01:08:18.000 That's another good tip, married men. 0.91

01:08:21.000 Don't do your laundry at home.

01:08:24.000 Mine, I have a little bag under my bed.

01:08:26.000 I put all my shit there.

01:08:27.000 When it gets full, I take it to the laundromat that's here in the Bronx, near the studio.

01:08:31.000 And $10, whole bag.

01:08:35.000 My wife never sees my shit stains.

01:08:37.000 No one sees my jiz stains.

01:08:41.000 And my shit, my socks don't get mixed up with the kids.

01:08:44.000 My stuff's never with anyone else.

01:08:46.000 And by the way, speaking of the Bronx, I cannot express enough how fucking disgusting this borough is.

01:08:55.000 It is a zoo.

01:08:57.000 If you visit New York, don't do it at night, but you got to come to the Bronx.

01:09:01.000 You got to go down Grand Concourse, Morris Avenue.

01:09:05.000 Like guys on motorcycles with no helmets, which I don't give a fuck about, obviously.

01:09:10.000 I'm not like, oh, Lord.

01:09:11.000 But obviously there's no law enforcement if no one has a helmet on.

01:09:16.000 Is it because it's under a certain amount of CCs or it's electric or something?

01:09:21.000 They got pretty wide tires.

01:09:24.000 I'm supposed to have a helmet on, but it's optional, I guess.

01:09:27.000 But like guys with bald spots doing wheelies.

01:09:31.000 So they're 50 years old.

01:09:32.000 Yeah, most of them are on dirt bikes, though.

01:09:34.000 Those guys.

01:09:35.000 Yeah, dirt bikes.

01:09:36.000 Or you see dudes who are on their seat like this, like just squatting on their seat.

01:09:43.000 Why are you doing that?

01:09:45.000 Because they're playing.

01:09:47.000 Their life is a daycare.

01:09:49.000 They don't care.

01:09:50.000 The other thing about the Bronx you don't see anywhere else, not even in Manhattan, is impacted feces, but garbage.

01:09:58.000 So up and down the street, there's garbage that has been there so long, it's been fossilized.

01:10:05.000 And it's been like they don't have the street sweepers that everywhere else has.

01:10:10.000 So there's like this fucking like this much garbage compacted down into this next to cars.

01:10:18.000 And then double parking everywhere too.

01:10:20.000 Oh yeah, the parking situation is ridiculous.

01:10:23.000 And the fucking the women are weird too. 1.00

01:10:26.000 They look at me nice, like maybe because I wear Hawaiian shirts and suits and stuff.

01:10:30.000 They're like, this is a nice man.

01:10:31.000 Maybe he's here to give money to the community.

01:10:35.000 And then she'll be with her son.

01:10:37.000 The kids are always on their phones playing a video game.

01:10:40.000 100% of kids in the Bronx are on an iPad or an iPhone.

01:10:44.000 And she'll seem sweet, usually fat.

01:10:47.000 And then just out of the blue, she'll go like, will you get off your fucking phone?

01:10:53.000 Jesus fucking Christ, motherfucker.

01:10:55.000 Always on that fucking phone.

01:10:58.000 Now, if I said that to any of my kids or my mom said that to me, I would cry as a little kid.

01:11:02.000 Like, this is the biggest fight of the year.

01:11:04.000 But they're just like, yeah, yeah, okay.

01:11:09.000 Better put my phone away.

01:11:10.000 She's pissed off.

01:11:10.000 Culture.

01:11:11.000 It's the culture.

01:11:13.000 Culture is garbage.

01:11:15.000 Yeah.

01:11:16.000 There's very little redeeming things to say.

01:11:19.000 But here's the crazy part.

01:11:21.000 When I moved out of the house in 1988, I went to a place, Atwater Village, it's called in Montreal.

01:11:26.000 And the rent was dirt cheap because it was near a tobacco factory, the Players Light Tobacco Factory.

01:11:31.000 So it reeked of like this sacrum sweet cigarette factory smell.

01:11:36.000 I don't like how his microphone is up his nose.

01:11:39.000 Yeah, you can lower that a little bit.

01:11:40.000 If you point that at your chin, basically, it'll be like perfect.

01:11:44.000 That's my bed.

01:11:45.000 So it was cheap rent.

01:11:48.000 And then, as a young man, you always want to go to cheap rent.

01:11:51.000 Even when we moved to New York, it was like the Lower East Side.

01:11:54.000 Williamsburg, Brooklyn was a shithole.

01:11:56.000 So it was cheap rent there, Greenpoint.

01:11:58.000 So I've only lived in a nice neighborhood, really, for five years, from being 18 to being 51.

01:12:06.000 45, I started living in a nice neighborhood.

01:12:08.000 And I don't really, it's not my climate.

01:12:11.000 I've become accustomed to filth.

01:12:13.000 So when I go to the bodega down the street from the studio and like I eat a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich that I think gives me diarrhea every single day, I appreciate it.

01:12:24.000 Clears out my pipes.

01:12:25.000 And I kind of like the filth.

01:12:28.000 I become accustomed to filth.

01:12:29.000 Build your immune system up.

01:12:31.000 Yeah.

01:12:32.000 And then aesthetically, too, like I'm shitting all over the garbage and everything, but I like it in a weird way.

01:12:39.000 I like the shitty blown-out shops with the brick through the window.

01:12:44.000 And I don't know.

01:12:45.000 Maybe even like the homeless people and the skells and the criminals and the garbage human beings. 1.00

01:12:52.000 I think I like them.

01:12:55.000 It's been the majority of my life, right?

01:12:57.000 I lived in the suburbs till I was 18.

01:13:02.000 I'm 50.

01:13:03.000 That's been like 33 years of filth and 18 years of nice.

01:13:09.000 Are you hiding a yawn there?

01:13:11.000 Are you doing that?

01:13:12.000 Heart failure.

01:13:15.000 I have my tincture.

01:13:19.000 And how's that working out for you?

01:13:21.000 Heart failure?

01:13:25.000 Is the tincture making you tired?

01:13:27.000 Is it working?

01:13:30.000 Oh, great.

01:13:31.000 Here he goes.

01:13:32.000 There he goes.

01:13:34.000 Bye-bye.

01:13:35.000 Wake up.

01:13:37.000 Oh, shit.

01:13:38.000 Come to mommy.

01:13:39.000 The chat informed me that I was wrong.

01:13:42.000 It's a shdoodle.

01:13:43.000 That's the name of Bobo's dog.

01:13:45.000 Sorry.

01:13:45.000 So you could also participate, everybody.

01:13:47.000 If you're watching this, you are subscribed.

01:13:50.000 You go to the fucking live show.

01:13:52.000 Right below it, there's a fun chat.

01:13:54.000 I've never seen that.

01:13:55.000 That Ryan winking?

01:13:56.000 No.

01:13:56.000 I guess because I'm usually here when that thing is used.

01:13:58.000 Yeah, we're doing the show.

01:13:59.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:01.000 So we have the lines open.

01:14:03.000 Should we thank people for their calling?

01:14:05.000 Well, let's also open the mailbag.

01:14:07.000 So let's have the mailbag song.

01:14:08.000 Okay.

01:14:11.000 And here it is coming up right now.

01:14:15.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:14:20.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:14:26.000 Let me touch it.

01:14:28.000 This is from Danielle.

01:14:30.000 Where's my t-shirt?

01:14:31.000 I watched you open the t-shirt I sent you on air.

01:14:32.000 I even watched you disregard the note card that contained the return address.

01:14:36.000 I took a picture of all the return addresses, lady.

01:14:39.000 Will you send me my fucking shirt?

01:14:41.000 A trade is a trade.

01:14:43.000 Right now, you're not being a man of your word.

01:14:45.000 Well, that's a big insult.

01:14:47.000 You can say my name is Danny Hanna.

01:14:50.000 Oh, it's Daniel, not Danielle.

01:14:53.000 I would hate to have a name that can be a chick name. 0.99

01:14:56.000 Like, remember in Scotland, there'd be dudes named Leslie?

01:15:00.000 Yep.

01:15:01.000 I want a beyond a shadow of a doubt name.

01:15:04.000 Matthew, Gavin, Ryan.

01:15:07.000 Thank you.

01:15:07.000 Daniel, Danielle.

01:15:09.000 Robin, Tracy.

01:15:11.000 I haven't sent any of our high-viz shirts out to any of the high-viz people because we don't have them yet.

01:15:15.000 Yeah.

01:15:16.000 He's still making them.

01:15:17.000 There's a high-viz shortage.

01:15:19.000 And as I said on previous shows, that made me happy because I thought it meant more people are working and doing trades.

01:15:25.000 But someone pointed out, no, it means there's more fucking bullshit red tape.

01:15:29.000 Why are you showing your stupid shirt?

01:15:31.000 The shirt is available.

01:15:33.000 Okay, that's not really the subject, Ryan.

01:15:37.000 It's more safety precautions and rules, so it's not as exciting.

01:15:41.000 But I promise you, once I get to High-Vis shirts, I will...

01:15:46.000 I am a man of my word, and I will take care of it.

01:15:50.000 By the way, that was one of the dumbest things I've ever suggested.

01:15:54.000 We got about 100 fucking shirts.

01:15:58.000 Now all my neighbors think that I work in various construction jobs around the country because I'm always doing repairs around the house in like Florida fucking roofing shirts.

01:16:11.000 And it's going to cost us a fortune to pay these people back.

01:16:15.000 But I'll do it.

01:16:17.000 I never lie.

01:16:18.000 I'm out of my word.

01:16:19.000 Question for Ryan.

01:16:20.000 Dear Ryan, why don't you talk all that shit to Maddie's face? 1.00

01:16:24.000 You talked all that shit on Monday saying he was a pussy and such. 0.69

01:16:27.000 Now's your chance.

01:16:31.000 Maddie, I think that's...

01:16:33.000 Probably got it wrong.

01:16:34.000 It says Brian or Ryan?

01:16:36.000 No, it seems to be directed to you.

01:16:37.000 You were talking shit about Maddie and he's here now and you're...

01:16:40.000 What's going on with that?

01:16:41.000 That seems weird.

01:16:43.000 Saw him on Wednesday, didn't say nothing.

01:16:45.000 I don't remember that.

01:16:46.000 That's crazy.

01:16:46.000 No, no, no, no.

01:16:48.000 It seems weird that if you had a gripe and the guy was here, it'd be like, finally, I get to handle my gripe.

01:16:54.000 No, yeah, that's how it would go.

01:16:56.000 If that happened, that's how that would go.

01:16:59.000 But since there's none, then there's none.

01:17:03.000 Okay.

01:17:03.000 And I have, from Maddie's shit, it just seems like if I had, you know, a tailor, he had my pants and I couldn't find him.

01:17:10.000 Then I saw the tailor, I'd be like, hey, my pants, you're here.

01:17:14.000 Right.

01:17:14.000 So if you were looking for someone and he's here, let's handle it.

01:17:18.000 We could go on the widecam.

01:17:20.000 No, see, that's wrong.

01:17:22.000 What he said was a lie.

01:17:24.000 And so, you know, you could type in whatever you want.

01:17:26.000 You could type in a lie.

01:17:27.000 That's the good thing about censors.tv.

01:17:29.000 They don't censor lies out or anything like that.

01:17:33.000 Wait, you have Jimi Hendrix behind you?

01:17:34.000 When did you get that?

01:17:36.000 Hey, this guy's been...

01:17:38.000 Hey, hey, hey.

01:17:40.000 I like to put my prodiges behind me.

01:17:46.000 By the way, on the shelf there is a result of Maddie's shitty little kitchen, the next episode.

01:17:52.000 Oh, that's exciting.

01:17:52.000 That's a spoiler alert.

01:17:53.000 I'm glad you brought that up.

01:17:54.000 I meant to bring that up.

01:17:55.000 Not a spoiler alert.

01:17:56.000 A teaser.

01:17:56.000 There was a problem with the shoot today.

01:18:00.000 Correct?

01:18:01.000 It was yesterday, yeah, yeah.

01:18:02.000 The little math.

01:18:05.000 So, what was the math mistake?

01:18:06.000 There's drama.

01:18:07.000 Jesus.

01:18:08.000 So, for every cup of combined pickling fluid, so if I have four cups of vinegar and four cups of water, that's eight cups combined.

01:18:21.000 For every cup, you put 11 grams of salt.

01:18:24.000 Okay, so it would be 8 times 11, 88 cups of salt.

01:18:27.000 88 grams of salt for the 8 cups of pickling fluid.

01:18:34.000 For some reason, my brain was stuck on stupid.

01:18:37.000 And I said, okay, 4 cups of pickling fluid is 32 ounces.

01:18:44.000 So I put 32 ounces in the pot.

01:18:46.000 I do the same thing with the water.

01:18:48.000 So I go, oh, that's 64 ounces.

01:18:51.000 Times 11 was 704.

01:18:55.000 So I ended up putting 704 grams of salt into this fucking two-quart fucking pot of fucking pickling liquid.

01:19:04.000 Oh my gosh.

01:19:04.000 What is that?

01:19:05.000 Is it like this much salt?

01:19:06.000 It was a tremendous amount of salt.

01:19:08.000 Dude, it was like three.

01:19:09.000 It's like a Big Mac.

01:19:10.000 It was almost as much salt as the Dead Sea.

01:19:14.000 You could have put a chair in it.

01:19:16.000 Yeah, you tried to dip your spoon in to taste it, and it floated when you couldn't put it.

01:19:22.000 It was definitely one of those brain fart moments.

01:19:25.000 So you got to toss that out at that point.

01:19:27.000 Yeah, we did have to dispose of the bronze.

01:19:31.000 Let's just give him a teaser.

01:19:32.000 Something unconventional happens in the episode.

01:19:36.000 It's called cooking, folks.

01:19:38.000 Sometimes things don't go according to plan, and you have to do a wrinkle.

01:19:41.000 Brian, we already explained what happened.

01:19:43.000 No, no, no, but how we solved the problem.

01:19:45.000 That's a little...

01:19:46.000 We're going to save that for the...

01:19:47.000 You threw it out and went shopping.

01:19:49.000 Nah, that's stupid.

01:19:52.000 Here's the brand new episode of Maddie Shiddle Kitchen available to watch.

01:19:57.000 This is like when people say Sorry Live.

01:19:59.000 Now it's Maddie Shaw Little Kitchen.

01:20:00.000 Or Resident Evil.

01:20:01.000 Resident Evil.

01:20:02.000 Resident Evil.

01:20:03.000 Washington.

01:20:03.000 Maddie Show of Kitchen.

01:20:04.000 I come from Washingtonville.

01:20:05.000 We always call it Washingtonville.

01:20:07.000 Washingtonville.

01:20:08.000 So Maddie Shallil Ketchin.

01:20:09.000 Butter vs. 0.97

01:20:09.000 Mayo, and a shocking surprise of which one wins. 0.97

01:20:13.000 So I'm excited.

01:20:13.000 Watch it now.

01:20:15.000 Well, after the show.

01:20:16.000 Maddie.

01:20:16.000 So they don't miss this show.

01:20:19.000 What is going on here?

01:20:20.000 says the baby monster.

01:20:22.000 Can you guys please explain what is happening with this relationship?

01:20:24.000 Is he secretly gay?

01:20:26.000 Does he have a fat fetish?

01:20:27.000 Or is it all a stunt for social media?

01:20:31.000 And he sends us a hunk with a one?

01:20:35.000 No, he's like a three at least.

01:20:41.000 He's like an eight.

01:20:43.000 And she's a... 0.97

01:20:45.000 Say a two.

01:20:52.000 I mean, we know guys who are into fatties.

01:20:56.000 Yeah, it's a thing.

01:20:57.000 Yeah.

01:20:58.000 What was that band?

01:21:00.000 Oh, fuck.

01:21:01.000 There was a dude in a band that were really popular in New York in their early aughts.

01:21:07.000 And they could fuck whoever they wanted.

01:21:09.000 They had infinite pussy. 1.00

01:21:10.000 And he was always with these gigantic tubs.

01:21:15.000 They always wore suits.

01:21:17.000 They look like the stills.

01:21:18.000 Anyway, just a guy in a fat fetish, dude.

01:21:21.000 I haven't screened these, unfortunately.

01:21:22.000 Famous Chubby Chasers?

01:21:24.000 Jamie Foxx, Tracy Jordan.

01:21:28.000 Huh, I'm seeing a pattern here.

01:21:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:34.000 Please forward this to Gavin.

01:21:35.000 He reached out on Telegram saying he can't find it anywhere.

01:21:38.000 And it's for tomorrow's show.

01:21:41.000 Awesome Canadian Bands for Canada Day.

01:21:44.000 And this is such a great song to wake up to.

01:21:46.000 Noah's Arkweld.

01:21:48.000 Morning.

01:21:50.000 Morning.

01:21:51.000 This is set your alarm to this song.

01:22:18.000 $100 super chat coming in from West Texas for a 36-year-old rancher in South Texas.

01:22:23.000 I've been listening to y'all since the compound days.

01:22:25.000 Gavin, I want to thank you for pushing your male fans to stop waiting for the right time to have a kid.

01:22:30.000 Yes.

01:22:30.000 You're manly man.

01:22:31.000 By the way, when I say that, I'm secretly hiding a white nationalist agenda.

01:22:36.000 Yeah.

01:22:36.000 Even though I say it to blacks and Asians and everyone else, it's a dog whistle.

01:22:41.000 They always cough after you say it, and you're like, here's your white. 0.97

01:22:44.000 Schwastika.

01:22:47.000 My 30-year-old wife and I decided to stop waiting for the right time last year.

01:22:50.000 Now we have a beautiful.

01:22:51.000 That's good.

01:22:52.000 Thank God you have a beautiful.

01:22:54.000 A beautiful wife.

01:22:56.000 They don't want to give it a gender yet, I'm sure.

01:22:58.000 Now we have a beautiful thing.

01:22:59.000 All right, let's read the rest of their message.

01:23:01.000 We'll find it in this thing.

01:23:02.000 We've got to fix this.

01:23:03.000 Yeah, you've got to come with a better system, Ryan.

01:23:06.000 Well, I don't code, but I will push it towards the guys.

01:23:10.000 And I'll say, hey, what about this?

01:23:12.000 What about a beautiful baby girl?

01:23:14.000 What about...

01:23:14.000 Oh, you're going to be a bad person.

01:23:15.000 You know what's the problem, folks, with your waiting?

01:23:18.000 There's higher chances of autism.

01:23:20.000 Like my wife's, our last kid, my wife was like 39, 40. 1.00

01:23:25.000 And we were fucking nervous when he was born because the odds are much higher.

01:23:30.000 I think the autism surge has to do with all these 40-year-olds having kids.

01:23:35.000 God wasn't prepared for that.

01:23:37.000 Not that you should be fucking 14-year-olds, but they do get their period at 14.

01:23:42.000 So God has to catch up with our new civilization.

01:23:46.000 But the original plan was like babies at 14, 15, 16.

01:23:50.000 You shouldn't do that.

01:23:51.000 But 20 is technically kind of late.

01:23:55.000 40, that God never thought of that.

01:23:58.000 He thought, 40, I thought you'd all be dead by then.

01:24:02.000 The average lifespan for most of humanity has been before 40.

01:24:08.000 Now we can do a gender reveal in this comment. 1.00

01:24:11.000 What do you guys think it was?

01:24:12.000 So Gavin thinks it's a girl.

01:24:15.000 Maddie, what do you think?

01:24:16.000 A beautiful baby boy.

01:24:18.000 Okay.

01:24:18.000 Nope.

01:24:19.000 Any other bets?

01:24:21.000 I guess me?

01:24:23.000 I can't because I already peeked.

01:24:25.000 Here comes.

01:24:26.000 I'll bet 20 bucks.

01:24:28.000 Size.

01:24:29.000 It's a girl.

01:24:30.000 Yes!

01:24:30.000 Beautiful two-month-old girl, we've named Cora after my great-grandmother.

01:24:34.000 Love you three queers, a bunch of flags. 1.00

01:24:37.000 P.S. Sorry for any grammatical or punctuation errors.

01:24:40.000 Do we know what flags those are?

01:24:41.000 I know it's gay, Scotland, Japan, I think Finland or Norway. 0.94

01:24:46.000 Yeah.

01:24:48.000 Gavin, this one is a deep cut.

01:24:49.000 I doubt you guys even remember it.

01:24:50.000 This is for the Trump episode on Monday.

01:24:53.000 This is from the 2016 campaign when Trump was goofing on Hillary for being told when to smile.

01:24:58.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:24:59.000 I'm already laughing.

01:25:00.000 Like, I love that already.

01:25:02.000 No president ever would consider goofing on another presidential candidate, woman, because she didn't smile enough. 1.00

01:25:12.000 Smile.

01:25:13.000 Like, I honestly, Kumi and I talk about this all the time.

01:25:16.000 I don't get how comedians, no matter where they are on the political spectrum, didn't love this guy.

01:25:22.000 There was comedy in the White House.

01:25:24.000 You're a comedian.

01:25:25.000 Don't you like that?

01:25:27.000 It would be like if fucking Larry the Cable guy was in the White House.

01:25:31.000 That's good.

01:25:32.000 That's more comedy.

01:25:34.000 This is leading up to it.

01:25:35.000 This might be the, is that a guy clip?

01:25:37.000 Oh, I couldn't.

01:25:38.000 I searched that all day.

01:25:39.000 I don't know if it's this.

01:25:40.000 Rally's fun.

01:25:41.000 Are these fun?

01:25:42.000 Right?

01:25:45.000 No, it's not.

01:25:48.000 Are you okay?

01:25:49.000 You okay?

01:25:50.000 Are you all right?

01:25:52.000 Go.

01:25:54.000 The WikiLeaks emails show that Hillary Clinton's staff even has to give her secret notes on when she needs to smile.

01:26:02.000 Smile, Hillary. 1.00

01:26:03.000 Smile.

01:26:08.000 Hey, folks, we have to get back to work.

01:26:09.000 Our country's in trouble.

01:26:10.000 We can't play games anymore.

01:26:12.000 Smile.

01:26:14.000 You believe it?

01:26:15.000 Smile.

01:26:19.000 You know what's great about him as a comedian, too?

01:26:22.000 Like, a lot of comedians get nervous and they just start blabbing when they get out on stage.

01:26:26.000 It takes a lot of adrenaline control to be like, I'm tired.

01:26:32.000 Tired.

01:26:33.000 You guys tired?

01:26:35.000 I live a week.

01:26:40.000 I think we all get tired.

01:26:42.000 Trump does that at these things.

01:26:44.000 He's not in a rush.

01:26:46.000 He's ignoring the teleprompters.

01:26:47.000 He's like, how you doing?

01:26:48.000 You all right?

01:26:49.000 What are you doing up there?

01:26:50.000 He'll lean on the podium.

01:26:52.000 Yes.

01:26:53.000 Speak from the side.

01:26:53.000 I'm like, you know.

01:26:55.000 What are you doing up there?

01:26:57.000 He should have been in that comedians.

01:26:59.000 It was Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, and I think Louis C.K. and Chris Rock.

01:27:04.000 Remember that?

01:27:05.000 Talk to me.

01:27:05.000 Yeah, we talk shit around and talk about comedy.

01:27:07.000 He should have been in there.

01:27:08.000 He should be there.

01:27:08.000 I don't really write my stuff.

01:27:10.000 Well, I do, I'll do like Alabama and then we write from there.

01:27:13.000 I'm a Darwinist.

01:27:14.000 When it comes to bits, if I forget them, then they went extinct for a reason.

01:27:20.000 I don't write them down.

01:27:21.000 Louis C.K. is like, well, yeah, I do my material for a while, then I burn it after a year.

01:27:25.000 He's like, yeah, I just go off the hip, really.

01:27:28.000 I'm working on a bit now where I talk about Leah Thomas, and I say the other woman got windburned.

01:27:32.000 Windburn.

01:27:34.000 It's a good pool.

01:27:35.000 It's a good joke because imagine the friction you need to get a burn if you're in the water, right?

01:27:40.000 And now you're picturing the arms flapping around giving the windburn.

01:27:43.000 So really, it's like kind of a visual joke.

01:27:46.000 Right?

01:27:46.000 Kind of a visual joke.

01:27:49.000 Me and Pat used to watch almost every rally he ever did, and there were a lot.

01:27:52.000 There was like three a week.

01:27:54.000 And we would be like, he's trying out that new bit.

01:27:56.000 Did you see?

01:27:56.000 And then he would hit it again, the new bit, and like put a little tweak on it.

01:28:00.000 And we're like, do you see what he did with that bit?

01:28:02.000 Polish his bit. 0.98

01:28:03.000 Well, if anyone out there can help, I'm trying to find the one where, and this is a very hard thing to Google, obviously, where they go, we love you.

01:28:12.000 And he goes, I love you too.

01:28:14.000 Wait, that's a guy.

01:28:17.000 I can't, I'm not sure if he said that's a guy or that's a dude, which also hurts the Googling.

01:28:22.000 But it's one of my favorite Trump moments, and it's gone.

01:28:27.000 Yeah.

01:28:27.000 It's hard to Google.

01:28:28.000 Because what are you going to Google?

01:28:30.000 Trump love, that's a guy.

01:28:35.000 Wait, let me try.

01:28:36.000 He's one of the hardest people to Google in the world because look up like Trump shoe, Trump hair, Trump shoelaces.

01:28:42.000 Wait.

01:28:43.000 And they don't even correct me when I say it.

01:28:45.000 Wait, did he say it?

01:28:47.000 This is, and they don't even correct me when I say it.

01:28:50.000 They don't even correct me.

01:28:51.000 Fake news media.

01:28:53.000 But this is.

01:28:54.000 But this is.

01:28:56.000 I mean, look at this table.

01:28:58.000 Look, look, as an example.

01:29:00.000 Thousands of people in a room next door.

01:29:03.000 Thousands and thousands of people outside trying to get in.

01:29:06.000 This big stadium is packed.

01:29:08.000 Always, in all fairness to Minnesota, in Las Vegas, in Missouri.

01:29:13.000 You know in Missouri, thank you.

01:29:15.000 I love you too, but you're not my type.

01:29:24.000 Don't smile.

01:29:26.000 It's so much fun.

01:29:27.000 He does the Dave Chappelle thing where he goes and laughs at his own joke.

01:29:32.000 Yeah.

01:29:32.000 What the fuck?

01:29:33.000 He needs to take the mic and do that like hitting it on his leg thing.

01:29:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:39.000 All right.

01:29:40.000 Let's get back to brass tacks here.

01:29:42.000 We should start taking some calls.

01:29:43.000 We got calls ready.

01:29:44.000 Gavin, this one is a deep cut.

01:29:45.000 I doubt you or the guys even remember it.

01:29:47.000 Oh, did you just play that?

01:29:48.000 We did.

01:29:48.000 Oh, okay.

01:29:51.000 And then this is last one, Fag from New York Times. 1.00

01:29:56.000 That's what I said.

01:29:57.000 I said this guy's probably...

01:29:58.000 It looks like he's playing keyboard for Dream Theater.

01:30:00.000 Jordan Rudez.

01:30:02.000 Like, this looks nothing like the dude I met.

01:30:04.000 Well, this isn't him.

01:30:06.000 Oh, it's not.

01:30:07.000 Oh, I see.

01:30:07.000 That's how him it looks, though.

01:30:09.000 Oh, I see.

01:30:11.000 Okay, let's take a call.

01:30:13.000 Yeah.

01:30:14.000 It's about time, right?

01:30:16.000 About time.

01:30:17.000 Sorry to keep you.

01:30:18.000 Okay.

01:30:19.000 224.

01:30:20.000 You're on the line.

01:30:23.000 Meaning our von.

01:30:24.000 Hey, man.

01:30:25.000 What's going on?

01:30:27.000 Hey, my name's Andreas.

01:30:28.000 I'm 26.

01:30:29.000 I've gotten back into the dating field.

01:30:32.000 And I was wondering, when you approach a girl, right, and things are going well, but she ends up saying, I have a boyfriend.

01:30:39.000 Is that a shit test?

01:30:40.000 Is that a rejection?

01:30:42.000 Or can it be either or?

01:30:43.000 And if it is either or, how do you tell the difference?

01:30:46.000 And thanks for calling.

01:30:48.000 When I was single, and this is going way back, so I'm not a good guy to ask for dating advice.

01:30:53.000 I've been out of the game for 20 years.

01:30:55.000 But I never saw boyfriend as a thing.

01:30:59.000 I plowed right Through it, didn't matter to me.

01:31:02.000 Wedding is different, marriage is different.

01:31:05.000 But, boyfriend, I was like, if your relationship can be tested by me, then you're not in a good relationship, and I'm doing you a favor.

01:31:12.000 Now, if you know the guy, that's a whole other story.

01:31:15.000 Never fuck your friends, ex-girlfriends.

01:31:17.000 There's plenty of fish in the sea, there's no reason to go near that, even if he gives you permission.

01:31:22.000 And he's like, fuck it, man, I don't care about her.

01:31:24.000 No, do not fuck your friend's ex-girlfriends. 1.00

01:31:27.000 But if you don't know the boyfriend and she's out there being available, fuck her. 1.00

01:31:32.000 Yeah, I used to say, they'd be like, oh, I have a boyfriend.

01:31:34.000 I said, that's all right.

01:31:34.000 I'm not jealous.

01:31:38.000 Yeah.

01:31:39.000 He didn't put a ring on it.

01:31:42.000 And if she was, like, I'm, I'm going to say happily married.

01:31:46.000 I'm carrying around a fucking end of ghostbusters in my bag, but things are going fairly well.

01:31:51.000 But if Eva Mendez came by and said, I'm dying to suck your cock, like, I would be like, wow, that's an ego boost. 1.00

01:31:58.000 And I would run away from her crying because I can't do that because I'm in a marriage.

01:32:03.000 So.

01:32:04.000 It's true.

01:32:05.000 If she's fuckable and she's with a boyfriend, then that's all yours.

01:32:12.000 That's what I'm talking about.

01:32:16.000 We got another super chat from this dude I smoked a cigar with.

01:32:20.000 Great guy.

01:32:21.000 Scotch and Ribeye.

01:32:22.000 Great job to everyone involved putting on the Orlando show, frankly.

01:32:27.000 It was a fantastic event.

01:32:28.000 Thanks again, Ryan, for the cigar.

01:32:30.000 Nice meeting you, sir.

01:32:32.000 I can't get a number on.

01:32:34.000 I got Josh LaCash smoking a cigar.

01:32:36.000 How much we raised for Max and John so far?

01:32:38.000 Oh, we haven't.

01:32:40.000 It's not good.

01:32:40.000 It's like $1,500.

01:32:42.000 What?

01:32:43.000 I'm guessing.

01:32:45.000 But we need to give them like $50,000, like $25,000 each.

01:32:52.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:53.000 Yeah.

01:32:54.000 This guy's calling about the bodega.

01:32:58.000 626.

01:32:59.000 You're on the line.

01:33:02.000 Hey, how's it going?

01:33:03.000 Hey, man.

01:33:06.000 Have you guys heard about this bodega guy that got fired recently?

01:33:12.000 How the fuck do you fire someone from a bodega?

01:33:14.000 They're not even in America.

01:33:16.000 They're in a third world country in America. 0.95

01:33:19.000 So this guy just moved to New York.

01:33:23.000 He started TikTok saying, I've been walking around looking for a grocery store.

01:33:28.000 I need some fucking eggs.

01:33:30.000 But every grocery store that Google Maps shows me is one of these fucking shitty little stores.

01:33:36.000 And he takes that video and posts it.

01:33:38.000 It blows up.

01:33:39.000 And he gets fucking canceled and fired from his job like within the day.

01:33:45.000 His name's Griffin Green.

01:33:46.000 I don't know.

01:33:47.000 Ryan, you look at it.

01:33:48.000 Yeah, we got it up.

01:33:48.000 Yeah, we got it.

01:33:49.000 It's pretty big on Twitter.

01:33:52.000 Okay, we'll play that.

01:33:52.000 I got a letter from a guy, a baby monster, who goes, I was just fired from my job as a 3D dude for being racist and pro-eugenics.

01:34:06.000 And I'm like, well, that's pretty bad, I guess.

01:34:11.000 Meanwhile, eugenics is fucking everywhere, right? 0.98

01:34:15.000 The reason that these parents and sister kids go to NYU is because they want their kids to breed with someone who is in their same genetic sphere.

01:34:30.000 They don't care about education.

01:34:32.000 Oh, shit, it's not coming up here.

01:34:35.000 But he said Margaret Sanger started.

01:34:43.000 Here we go.

01:34:44.000 Oh, here it is.

01:34:45.000 It's called, it has no subject.

01:34:47.000 Commander Davenport.

01:34:49.000 Hey, Gavin Rye, my Instagram art profile has recently been buried after another artist alerted the community that I was quote unquote openly racist and was pro-eugenics.

01:34:59.000 And then he puts in brackets, what?

01:35:02.000 After pointing out who Margaret Sanger was.

01:35:04.000 Now, Margaret Sanger made it very clear that we need abortions or blacks will have too many babies. 1.00

01:35:10.000 We need to keep the black population down, said Margaret Sanger of Planned Parenthood, the woman who founded it. 1.00

01:35:16.000 She also went to Klan rallies.

01:35:19.000 She spoke at a Klan rally and said, we can't have these Negroes overbreeding, so we need to abort their babies or else America will be less white. 1.00

01:35:29.000 He pointed out this fact and became known as a racist who, I guess, was saying what she's saying.

01:35:35.000 So now if you point out that someone promotes white nationalist eugenics and wants black babies to be killed, you're a racist.

01:35:44.000 Wow.

01:35:46.000 This is like fucking Governor Hokul, however you pronounce her name, saying that this New York gun law is taking away our rights.

01:35:55.000 Did you know she said that?

01:35:57.000 She's a fucking moron. 1.00

01:35:59.000 Allowing New Yorkers to get guns is taking away their rights.

01:36:05.000 What rights did that take away from them?

01:36:07.000 The right to not have a gun?

01:36:10.000 It's your choice to buy one or not.

01:36:12.000 Yeah, my body, my choice, if my body wants to go buy one.

01:36:14.000 Oh, I love that now.

01:36:15.000 My body, my choice.

01:36:16.000 Everyone, you know, it's pro-abortion. 0.69

01:36:18.000 It's my body, my choice.

01:36:19.000 But when you wanted to get fucking vaccines and mandates and fire everyone from their jobs, it wasn't their body and wasn't their fucking choice.

01:36:25.000 Your body, the government's choice.

01:36:27.000 You suck a dick. 0.99

01:36:28.000 Yep.

01:36:28.000 So he goes, I need graphics work.

01:36:30.000 I've been a 3D artist for almost a decade.

01:36:31.000 I work with Mercedes-Benz, Frames and Warwick, a few other big names.

01:36:36.000 I'll do whatever graphics need to be done, motion animations, POV.

01:36:39.000 My Instagram is cmDr Davenport.

01:36:45.000 Like, it'd be one thing if he said, I support Margaret Sanger and her war on black babies because we can't have black babies in this country.

01:36:55.000 We need to remain majority white. 1.00

01:36:57.000 Awesome work, Planned Parenthood.

01:37:00.000 That would be one thing.

01:37:01.000 But all he did was point out that everything you hate about racism is ingrained in the foundation of Planned Parenthood.

01:37:09.000 And now he's getting blamed for their sins.

01:37:12.000 Wow.

01:37:14.000 Like Hitler was an anti-Semite, and then you get fired for being anti-Semitic.

01:37:22.000 Fucked up.

01:37:23.000 Talented guy.

01:37:26.000 It's funny.

01:37:27.000 I posted a thing on Instagram yesterday.

01:37:30.000 Sorry, Maddie.

01:37:31.000 Go to the top, Ryan, where you can see his address in case anyone here needs shit like that.

01:37:38.000 Sorry, go ahead.

01:37:39.000 Oh, I said yesterday I was posted a picture of me, Ryan, and Josh LaCash.

01:37:44.000 So I tag Ryan and I go to tag Josh, and it puts up a warning.

01:37:49.000 Warning.

01:37:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:50.000 The person you're trying to tag in this post has violated community guidelines for hate speech.

01:37:58.000 You know, we recommend that you don't tag them.

01:38:01.000 And then it's at the bottom, it says, tag anyway.

01:38:04.000 Yeah.

01:38:05.000 Wow.

01:38:05.000 Yeah.

01:38:07.000 I said, look at this fucking shit.

01:38:10.000 Wow.

01:38:11.000 Are you sure you want to do this?

01:38:13.000 Yeah.

01:38:13.000 They said, are you sure you still want to tag this person?

01:38:15.000 When I wasn't following him, you had to like fucking get everything perfect before he came up.

01:38:22.000 But yeah, I was like, wow.

01:38:24.000 Put it iconic.

01:38:26.000 Oh.

01:38:35.000 Good morning.

01:38:37.000 No results.

01:38:37.000 No, no, no.

01:38:38.000 Mess up.

01:38:39.000 There we go.

01:38:40.000 That was weird.

01:38:41.000 I am retarded and the host of wrong opinion. 0.93

01:38:44.000 It's.

01:38:52.000 Alright, let's get some calls.

01:38:54.000 Sure.

01:38:54.000 We shall.

01:38:58.000 Okay.

01:38:59.000 Good guy.

01:39:01.000 The bodega guy.

01:39:03.000 Hello?

01:39:03.000 The bodega guy.

01:39:06.000 So he got fired for what?

01:39:07.000 For this.

01:39:08.000 Just moved to New York, and I'm trying to go grocery shopping.

01:39:11.000 And so I type in, like, grocery stores on my Apple Maps.

01:39:14.000 And, like, every fucking one I go to, like, I'm walking to, like, they're like this shit.

01:39:19.000 Or like fucking...

01:39:21.000 Like, this.

01:39:22.000 Like, bro, that's not a grocery store.

01:39:23.000 Like, I'm trying to get, like, eggs, yogurt, like, cheese, like, shit like that, right?

01:39:28.000 Like, look at this place.

01:39:39.000 It's a borgega. 1.00

01:39:40.000 Bacon, egg, cheese.

01:39:42.000 It's a classic.

01:39:44.000 Isn't this proof?

01:39:44.000 It's not a grocery store.

01:39:45.000 It's almost a lefty point to be like, this is a food desert.

01:39:50.000 But there's a problem with Google Maps or whatever where they're calling Delhi's grocery stores.

01:39:56.000 Yeah.

01:39:57.000 That's okay to point out.

01:39:59.000 A grocery store has a cart.

01:40:01.000 You can get like weird beans.

01:40:03.000 Yeah.

01:40:03.000 You can get something like almond milk.

01:40:07.000 You can get unusual stuff, IPA.

01:40:11.000 You can get some brie, like weird shit that's not normal.

01:40:14.000 You can't get any weird shit at a deli.

01:40:17.000 And the prices are through the roof because it's for emergencies.

01:40:20.000 It's for when you run out of something.

01:40:22.000 Yeah.

01:40:23.000 Because most of those stores are open 24 hours.

01:40:26.000 Just TikToks.

01:40:27.000 Like, I'm fucking doing it.

01:40:30.000 Like, I've literally been to like five of those now.

01:40:33.000 Like, I don't know what the fuck I'm about to do for dinner.

01:40:36.000 Like, where are the Krogers and like the whole foods at?

01:40:39.000 Like, I'm about to eat fucking cereal and ramen for dinner.

01:40:43.000 Like, what the fuck?

01:40:44.000 This is a sin?

01:40:45.000 That's crazy.

01:40:46.000 What is his sin?

01:40:47.000 And he's pointing out that maybe he's pointing out.

01:40:49.000 He didn't even say it's bad.

01:40:51.000 Right.

01:40:51.000 No.

01:40:51.000 Like, he didn't even say, I fucking hate bodegas.

01:40:54.000 They're for losers.

01:40:55.000 He said, these aren't bodegas.

01:40:57.000 These aren't groceries.

01:40:57.000 These are not grocery stores.

01:40:58.000 That's not what I'm talking about.

01:41:00.000 We're living in a politically correct clown world where it is, I don't know, racist to say that bodegas are not normal grocery stores.

01:41:08.000 Bodegas are not normal grocery stores.

01:41:10.000 Right.

01:41:12.000 If you shop, you know what?

01:41:14.000 One time my wife and I, before we had kids and stuff, we're going through our finances and I'm like, babe, we're fucking hemorrhaging cash here.

01:41:23.000 I don't know what the fuck we're doing.

01:41:25.000 So she goes, it's probably you and your bourbon, which she always says.

01:41:30.000 So I was like, that's possible.

01:41:32.000 Let's carry around like a little piece of paper and mark down everything we buy because credit cards don't carry it, don't, and I'm a big cash guy.

01:41:40.000 So we started taking notes and we discovered it wasn't my booze.

01:41:44.000 It wasn't her hair and makeup.

01:41:46.000 It wasn't her clothes. 0.70

01:41:47.000 It was the fucking Korean deli at the base of our building where we were getting milk and cheese and various things.

01:41:55.000 That was like 60% of what we were fucking spending.

01:41:59.000 Holy shit.

01:42:00.000 The bodega will break.

01:42:03.000 Dude, don't shop there.

01:42:05.000 You know what's weird?

01:42:06.000 We were just talking about Josh.

01:42:07.000 I checked his story.

01:42:08.000 This is his first post on the story.

01:42:09.000 Typical bodega in New York City.

01:42:11.000 And it's suicide booth 25 cents.

01:42:13.000 Pretty funny.

01:42:14.000 But dude, that guy is totally arguing a lefty point, which is that blacks can't get groceries and healthy ingredients.

01:42:21.000 Like, why aren't they blowing this guy?

01:42:23.000 Don't inject politics into anything.

01:42:24.000 No, no, but it is an apolitical point.

01:42:27.000 If you looked up curses on Google Maps, where can I buy a purse?

01:42:32.000 And everywhere you went, it was a plastic bag store, you could make a little video and being like, this is my fifth place at a plastic bag store trying to buy a purse.

01:42:39.000 Right.

01:42:40.000 That's all it is.

01:42:41.000 But if you had to inject politics, it actually falls left of center.

01:42:45.000 You know what I mean?

01:42:45.000 Now you sound like Alan Froyer.

01:42:47.000 I sounded like Tim Poole.

01:42:48.000 It actually falls left of center, and they still banned him.

01:42:51.000 But you're injecting your dog whistle.

01:42:55.000 What he was doing was a dog whistle.

01:42:57.000 But why would they be secretly saying Puerto Ricans are garbage?

01:43:00.000 Why would they ban him if it's not political?

01:43:02.000 What is their angle?

01:43:03.000 No, you're right.

01:43:04.000 You're right.

01:43:04.000 They're injecting politics into it.

01:43:06.000 But my point is that there's no politics there.

01:43:09.000 I guess it'll be moving out of New York City.

01:43:12.000 It's also like a guy who's new to a city noticing the weird quirks and quirks.

01:43:18.000 New York is weird.

01:43:19.000 The Bronx is fucking bizarre.

01:43:21.000 Have you ever been to a town that has impacted feces garbage on the streets?

01:43:28.000 That's weird.

01:43:29.000 Maybe New Delhi, India.

01:43:30.000 You know how you have to get ice off with, you got to get under a chunk and then you sort of click, click, click.

01:43:35.000 You can get it out if you get like the right edge.

01:43:38.000 You could do that with the garbage on Morris Avenue.

01:43:40.000 You could get one piece and then you could do the whole street, but you can't.

01:43:44.000 Those sweepers, they're not getting it up.

01:43:47.000 It's like fucking crusted down.

01:43:50.000 By the way, 100% of the time I'm recognized in the Bronx, it's positive.

01:44:00.000 Blacks, Puerto Ricans, whatever.

01:44:02.000 It's never like, fuck you, you racist piece of shit.

01:44:05.000 Like, oh, you're famous.

01:44:06.000 it ranges from, you're famous, I saw you on the YouTubes, to like, whoa, you really do live in the Bronx?

01:44:12.000 Which I don't, but that'll do too.

01:44:15.000 Never negative.

01:44:16.000 It's white people, rich white people, that are part of the whole, like, Proud Boys insurrection shit.

01:44:23.000 Most normal Joes don't follow that. 1.00

01:44:26.000 No.

01:44:27.000 Crazy.

01:44:29.000 Totally crazy.

01:44:30.000 Anyway, I wanted to get to this.

01:44:32.000 Opie has completely lost it.

01:44:34.000 Yes.

01:44:36.000 Uh, what's this video?

01:44:38.000 Copyright disclaimer.

01:44:40.000 So this is December 27th, 2021.

01:44:44.000 My God.

01:44:45.000 Dude, nice scoop.

01:44:47.000 Ancient Chinese secret.

01:44:48.000 Oh, let me hit the gong.

01:44:51.000 I have a gong.

01:44:52.000 You can't say someone has completely lost it with something from 2021.

01:45:04.000 No, this is not news, dude.

01:45:14.000 I said, but I podcast.

01:45:16.000 I would like a little bit bigger audience.

01:45:22.000 I'm in a good spot.

01:45:23.000 Because no one's there.

01:45:25.000 On the beach in December.

01:45:26.000 It's been three months since we all spoke to our Pal Gregg.

01:45:29.000 I know what it is.

01:45:33.000 I bet.

01:45:33.000 You know what he does?

01:45:35.000 He rents out that place in the summer.

01:45:38.000 It's 30 grand to have a place in the Hamptons.

01:45:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:45:42.000 So he rents that out in the summer.

01:45:44.000 That's what's going on.

01:45:45.000 So when he's at his place in the Hamptons, it's when no one wants to rent in the Hamptons.

01:45:50.000 I feel weird talking about OP all the time.

01:45:52.000 I never really listened to Opie and Anthony.

01:45:54.000 I met Anthony like three months before Opie and Anthony was over.

01:46:00.000 Oh, they used to have this thing called Whip It Out Wednesday. 0.97

01:46:03.000 Yeah, I've heard about all that in retrospect and looked it up.

01:46:05.000 I followed them on YouTube.

01:46:06.000 I looked them up a bunch of shit on YouTube, but in Canada, we never really had that.

01:46:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:46:12.000 That was a New York local thing.

01:46:13.000 Yeah.

01:46:15.000 This is what he's looking at her butt. 1.00

01:46:19.000 Look closer.

01:46:20.000 It's two guys with bald heads.

01:46:23.000 Gotcha.

01:46:24.000 Give me a like for that.

01:46:26.000 No.

01:46:27.000 All right.

01:46:27.000 Don't whatever, dude.

01:46:31.000 So he's taking someone else's meme and then talking about it like it's his thing.

01:46:37.000 Here's another one.

01:46:38.000 Give me a like for that.

01:46:40.000 Give me a subscribe.

01:46:42.000 Oh, this one's great.

01:46:43.000 My friend John sent me this.

01:46:47.000 The court got it wrong today.

01:46:48.000 That's it.

01:46:50.000 Keep scrolling.

01:46:52.000 The Supreme Court got it wrong today.

01:46:55.000 That's it.

01:46:56.000 Why?

01:46:56.000 Keep scrolling.

01:46:57.000 Why did they get it wrong?

01:46:58.000 What's important about abortion?

01:47:00.000 When is a baby a human being?

01:47:03.000 Tell me.

01:47:04.000 That's some nuance.

01:47:06.000 Why is Clarence Thomas responsible?

01:47:08.000 Who predicted this?

01:47:09.000 That's a whole thing, too, on Monday.

01:47:10.000 We're going to be talking about Trump predictions.

01:47:12.000 There's some doozies.

01:47:14.000 Oh, he's explaining abortion.

01:47:16.000 I'm not a fan of abortion, but I'm a fan of women. 0.93

01:47:21.000 I'm a fan of abortion. 0.90

01:47:22.000 No, I'm not a fan.

01:47:23.000 I know, but someone is there with like a hat and the bobblehead and the flag.

01:47:29.000 Yay! 0.99

01:47:31.000 No, actually, I'm a fan of all abortions. 0.70

01:47:34.000 Third trimester is my favorite.

01:47:36.000 I like the clipping of the spinal cord, but I'll take any kind of abortion. 0.79

01:47:39.000 They're fun.

01:47:40.000 Abortion.

01:47:41.000 We do the wave at abortions.

01:47:43.000 Women literally celebrate abortions. 1.00

01:47:45.000 Your joke is real.

01:47:47.000 It exists.

01:47:47.000 They have cakes and shit for it.

01:47:51.000 Here we go.

01:47:53.000 The right to choose what to do with their own bodies.

01:47:56.000 Yeah, believe it or not, I kind of look at women as equals. 0.95

01:47:59.000 Oh my God, you said that!

01:48:01.000 You used to throw cherries at girls' butts. 1.00

01:48:04.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:48:06.000 Wait.

01:48:08.000 That's it.

01:48:09.000 Okay, point made.

01:48:10.000 There you go.

01:48:11.000 Throw cherries.

01:48:17.000 She simply sat me down one day and she knew there were a lot of people in this world, a lot of bastards.

01:48:24.000 She said to me, she goes, Greg, don't let the bastards get you down.

01:48:29.000 And that was her life advice, which, wow, man, I guess she knew Twitter was a coming.

01:48:34.000 We all focus on the negative Nellies out there when overwhelmingly, no matter what you do in life, there's way more positive people, way more cool people. 1.00

01:48:46.000 I see that.

01:48:47.000 I know I got these lunatic haters that obsess me.

01:48:50.000 So those are the people that bumper stickers are made for.

01:48:54.000 You finally see one in the wild.

01:48:55.000 That's ironic, Oak, because I'm a positive person and I'm a happy guy, but I'm also shitting on you.

01:49:01.000 So the haters who shit on you, they shit on you and then they go out and have a happy day.

01:49:06.000 It makes us happy.

01:49:07.000 They don't stew for the rest of the day.

01:49:11.000 Got to get it off my chest tonight.

01:49:13.000 Maddie looking cool with that haircut.

01:49:17.000 Oh, yeah, that's a fresh cut.

01:49:18.000 Summer haircut.

01:49:19.000 You know what I was talking about at the pub today?

01:49:22.000 When I had an ad agency, Just for Men was a client, and they were in trouble because in the 70s and 80s, dying your beard black and your hair black was big business for them because of the boomers. 1.00

01:49:35.000 But Gen X came along and didn't give a fuck if their hair went white or their beard or anything. 0.71

01:49:41.000 I'm great, silver, I'm all fucked up.

01:49:43.000 And it looks so embarrassing when you dye your beard black.

01:49:48.000 Biggs used to, with all due respect to Biggs, I talked to him on the phone today.

01:49:51.000 I love the guy to death, but I hated when he dyed his beard black because in like a day, the gray starts to come in and you see this hovering black beard that's held away from your face by a centimeter of gray.

01:50:04.000 Same with the hair.

01:50:06.000 Like Anthony, he dyes his hair brown.

01:50:10.000 He's got white hair.

01:50:11.000 I don't know.

01:50:12.000 I don't think Missy would mind if he had white hair. 0.96

01:50:14.000 I think it looks cool.

01:50:18.000 Is someone on the line there?

01:50:19.000 Did I hear a hay?

01:50:20.000 Hit it.

01:50:23.000 Nope.

01:50:24.000 Hello.

01:50:26.000 Hello.

01:50:27.000 Hello?

01:50:28.000 Hello?

01:50:29.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:50:31.000 So you're Gavin McInnes.

01:50:32.000 That don't impress me much.

01:50:35.000 Don't, don't, don't, don't.

01:50:36.000 I love it.

01:50:37.000 That don't impress me much.

01:50:40.000 I'm dying to meet Brad Pitt.

01:50:41.000 It's one of my life goals.

01:50:43.000 So I can just look at him and go, so you're Brad Pitt.

01:50:46.000 That don't impress me much.

01:50:48.000 And then walk away.

01:50:50.000 Yeah, man.

01:50:51.000 It's a bucket list.

01:50:54.000 She's the hottest chick to ever walk the earth. 1.00

01:50:58.000 And she's probably a house brown now, but she's in the Call On Me video by Eric Prids.

01:51:06.000 I don't know if you remember that from the early days.

01:51:09.000 Do you know her name?

01:51:10.000 She's a brunette. 1.00

01:51:12.000 No, she's like nameless European, but she's smoking. 1.00

01:51:15.000 Well, she's European. 0.99

01:51:16.000 Fuck it.

01:51:17.000 That's half.

01:51:17.000 Well, if you're...

01:51:18.000 Oh, no.

01:51:19.000 Look it up for you.

01:51:21.000 If you're American when you're outside of the bathroom, what are you when you're inside the bathroom? 0.94

01:51:29.000 European.

01:51:30.000 European.

01:51:31.000 So Eric Prides, right?

01:51:34.000 Yeah, you remember him.

01:51:36.000 Call me.

01:51:39.000 Anyways.

01:51:39.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:51:41.000 We'll check her out.

01:51:42.000 All right, I love you.

01:51:47.000 Whoa.

01:51:52.000 Is this a joke?

01:51:53.000 Like, are they joking?

01:51:55.000 It's supposed to be over the top, yeah.

01:51:58.000 The problem is I have a boner.

01:52:00.000 So it's not funny if I'm jizzing.

01:52:05.000 Like the bunette?

01:52:07.000 Yeah, like aerobics is only funny if everyone's fat. 0.97

01:52:10.000 You know what I mean?

01:52:11.000 If you're doing a joke, but you're all 10, it's not really a joke.

01:52:16.000 You know what I mean?

01:52:19.000 I get a piss.

01:52:20.000 Entertainment.

01:52:34.000 I think we get it.

01:52:36.000 That was terrible.

01:52:36.000 Nah, it's terrible.

01:52:38.000 Tell you.

01:52:40.000 So we got another caller on the line.

01:52:42.000 All right, let's see.

01:52:43.000 Let's go ahead, caller.

01:52:44.000 973.

01:52:45.000 You're on the line.

01:52:47.000 Hey, guys, what's up?

01:52:48.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:52:49.000 What's up?

01:52:50.000 Hey, I wanted to mention to Gavin, and I know COVID is over and everyone knows it, but I'm a teacher in a big city.

01:52:59.000 And I'm noticing, especially in high school, how much it has ruined these kids forever.

01:53:06.000 Oh, I'm sure you are.

01:53:08.000 Like, they're completely antisocial.

01:53:10.000 They can't get off their phone.

01:53:12.000 TikTok has melted their brains.

01:53:13.000 They all have crippling ADHD.

01:53:16.000 Like, the amount of kids with veteran special ed with ADD is.

01:53:23.000 I think it's some ridiculous amount higher now than it was before the pandemic.

01:53:29.000 Yeah.

01:53:30.000 They gave all these kids ADHD.

01:53:31.000 Well, I've always said, like, how do they even know they're depressed?

01:53:36.000 You don't have time.

01:53:36.000 You don't experience it.

01:53:38.000 You don't sit and, like, you know, look out at the lake or the forest and go, I miss Debbie.

01:53:46.000 You don't know if you miss Debbie.

01:53:47.000 There's no time.

01:53:49.000 The whole idea of being alone with your thoughts to them is like not even remotely in the realm of possibility.

01:53:56.000 No, they walk with their phones.

01:53:59.000 I see them doing 90 nights.

01:54:00.000 I'm just going to be trying to get them off their phone.

01:54:03.000 And by the way, while we bitch about these fucking losers on their phones, we have the same addiction. 0.98

01:54:10.000 Yeah.

01:54:11.000 Like I'm on it way.

01:54:12.000 I wear my Apple Watch so I can check my phone and not get found out.

01:54:15.000 Me too.

01:54:16.000 Do what?

01:54:17.000 I said, I wear my Apple Watch so I can check my phone and not get found out.

01:54:22.000 I, you know, school is over now, so I let the kids have screens, but I used to do no screen Tuesdays.

01:54:28.000 I would change the day, actually.

01:54:30.000 But I don't want to be on a screen when I'm telling them not to be on a screen, so I'd read a book.

01:54:34.000 And to be totally honest, I would sometimes have my phone in my book.

01:54:42.000 That's fucking tough.

01:54:43.000 And be scrolling through shit.

01:54:46.000 Just get a Kindle.

01:54:47.000 No, I'm reading my book on my phone.

01:54:49.000 It's like, wow, Dad, you're reading really fast.

01:54:52.000 I don't know if it's different, too, because I work in a big city, too.

01:54:56.000 So I don't know if the culture is just different, but the effect that it's had on them, especially with the phones, is just like, you can tell that something is wrong.

01:55:05.000 Just the way they like, if they ever have free time at the end of class, they sit in silence on their phone.

01:55:10.000 Yeah, well, I honestly believe if my three children were sentenced to a year in prison and they could have their phones, I don't think they'd give a shit.

01:55:22.000 If they could, if they could watch, especially if it was an iPad.

01:55:26.000 There are certain prisons now that give out tablets.

01:55:29.000 Yeah, Max and John have tablets.

01:55:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:55:31.000 Shitty tablets.

01:55:32.000 Yeah, but you can't surf the internet.

01:55:35.000 Yeah.

01:55:36.000 Well, I was talking to Joe Biggs today, and he's like, Dan Bongino and Chris Plant were saying really smart shit today.

01:55:43.000 Mark Levin, I'm like, how do you know about Chris Plant and Mark Levin?

01:55:47.000 He goes, I have a transistor radio, and if I hold it by my cell door at the right angle, I can hear all of this blaze and talk radio shit.

01:55:57.000 That's not what we're talking about, though.

01:55:59.000 Sorry.

01:56:00.000 Well, yeah, no, it's just interesting to notice that, like, even from administration, like, we have to break things down into small chunks so they can pay attention.

01:56:09.000 Yeah, but we're like, yes, everything you say is absolutely correct.

01:56:14.000 But we also may want to direct this microscope at ourselves.

01:56:17.000 I've noticed when I read books now, if I read a whole paragraph, I'm like, well, look at you.

01:56:24.000 Mr. Fucking Fancy Pants.

01:56:26.000 You just read a whole paragraph and didn't reread it 32 times and space out.

01:56:31.000 Because our attention span has been reduced to tweets.

01:56:36.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

01:56:38.000 Yeah, thanks for calling, App.

01:56:40.000 Wait, don't thank us for calling.

01:56:42.000 That's like at the airport where they say have a nice trip and you go, you too, and then you go, fuck.

01:56:48.000 They're not going on a trip.

01:56:51.000 What an asshole.

01:56:56.000 What is this?

01:56:57.000 Percentage of children diagnosed with attention deficit Hyperactivities.

01:57:01.000 You know what that might be?

01:57:02.000 That Mexicans tend to be relatively new here and they can't afford phones. 1.00

01:57:06.000 The phones, right?

01:57:07.000 Non-Hispanic black.

01:57:09.000 Where are whites? 0.83

01:57:10.000 Don't they exist?

01:57:11.000 Non-Hispanic white.

01:57:11.000 Oh, non-Hispanic white.

01:57:12.000 There we go.

01:57:14.000 Well, there's a million things with that chart, like diagnoses.

01:57:19.000 I'm sure whites, white parents are more concerned about this and send their kids to be diagnosed more.

01:57:25.000 Mexicans could be the very top of that list, but they're like, I don't fucking care. 1.00

01:57:32.000 This chart tells a different story, yeah.

01:57:35.000 The blacks are just below white. 0.99

01:57:41.000 And Hispanics are the lowest, they say.

01:57:44.000 Hispanics are the lowest. 1.00

01:57:46.000 I've actually started putting my phone in the little holder of my car and then putting on censored or compound and just watching TV as I drive.

01:57:58.000 It's dangerous.

01:57:59.000 What?

01:58:00.000 It's dangerous.

01:58:01.000 It's fine.

01:58:02.000 There won't be much censored.tv to watch.

01:58:04.000 All you have to do is look up every time you hear someone honking.

01:58:07.000 No.

01:58:08.000 Or you hear someone screaming.

01:58:10.000 How?

01:58:10.000 No.

01:58:13.000 This email is called VideoDrop.

01:58:16.000 Enjoy the attached video drop.

01:58:17.000 You faggots. 1.00

01:58:18.000 Love you.

01:58:19.000 Nice.

01:58:20.000 By the way, when we say stuff like that, enjoy this video drop faggots, what we're doing is we are carefully sneaking in homophobia and gay hatred during Pride Month while pretending that we're just reading a funny introduction to a video. 0.98

01:58:40.000 But I am very media savvy.

01:58:42.000 So this is all part of a big grand plan to delegitimize homosexuality. 0.98

01:58:49.000 But hiding it behind, it's just a joke.

01:58:52.000 It's a joke.

01:58:54.000 It's not a joke.

01:58:56.000 It's a very fury.

01:58:57.000 It's a very dark, subversive, evil plan to ruin everyone's life.

01:59:04.000 Fucking guy with his fucking Trotsky beard.

01:59:07.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:59:08.000 Fuck you.

01:59:09.000 I'm not some sort of mincing, turtleneck-wearing liberal faggot, okay? 1.00

01:59:15.000 Exactly.

01:59:15.000 It's okay.

01:59:16.000 It's okay.

01:59:17.000 He's dead now.

01:59:18.000 Yeah, Trotsky.

01:59:18.000 Oh, he is?

01:59:19.000 Yeah.

01:59:20.000 I think he got really wasted and fell off his balcony.

01:59:22.000 He was making his own moonshine, I hear.

01:59:25.000 What?

01:59:26.000 He was making his own moonshine.

01:59:27.000 We have a caller on the line, by the way.

01:59:29.000 Okay, let's do it.

01:59:29.000 Go ahead, get a caller.

01:59:30.000 803, you're on the line.

01:59:34.000 Hey, guys.

01:59:35.000 What's up?

01:59:35.000 Good afternoon, guys.

01:59:39.000 Hey, is Trump there?

01:59:41.000 Yes, he is.

01:59:42.000 Why would you like to?

01:59:43.000 How did you know Trump was in the studio?

01:59:44.000 Talk to him?

01:59:47.000 I heard he was around.

01:59:49.000 He's around, but he doesn't want to show his face.

01:59:52.000 He said that he'll get canceled.

01:59:54.000 He might want to run for president.

01:59:56.000 So if they find out he's in the studio, it could be the end of his career.

02:00:00.000 But he can answer questions.

02:00:04.000 You know, I did say...

02:00:05.000 I heard on Alex Jones that he was run in 2024.

02:00:10.000 Maybe.

02:00:11.000 I mean, we don't know.

02:00:12.000 It's a secret.

02:00:12.000 Oh, you are showing your face.

02:00:14.000 You know what?

02:00:15.000 I'm tired of hiding.

02:00:16.000 I'm a big fan of what you do.

02:00:18.000 I think it's great.

02:00:19.000 I love Maddie.

02:00:20.000 I like Ryan, right?

02:00:22.000 When they do the shitty kitchen, I mean, the things they come up with, it's really...

02:00:27.000 It makes my eyes twitch when I think about it, really.

02:00:31.000 What would you like to talk to me about, Caller?

02:00:34.000 Frankly.

02:00:35.000 Frankly.

02:00:36.000 Of course, right?

02:00:37.000 Be frank, caller.

02:00:38.000 Be frank.

02:00:41.000 Once you end.

02:00:44.000 Are you just saying numbers?

02:00:46.000 Are you having a moment?

02:00:48.000 I think he's having a moment.

02:00:49.000 Are you still on?

02:00:50.000 You're still on?

02:00:51.000 Are you nervous to talk to the 45th president of the United States because he's wearing a retarded Puerto Rican Coney Island garbage wife beater? 1.00

02:01:00.000 That's what they call it.

02:01:02.000 He sounds like he's talking into a toaster.

02:01:04.000 I can barely hear him.

02:01:05.000 That's because my microphone isn't plugged in.

02:01:08.000 I'm sorry about that.

02:01:09.000 You're going to have to deal with it for a second, but it's okay.

02:01:14.000 Well, once you end censorship, are you going to put the Holy Bible back in schools?

02:01:20.000 You know, they're already starting to do that.

02:01:22.000 They're ruling out the Supreme Court, beautiful Supreme Court, that they can now do prayers in class.

02:01:29.000 I don't know if you saw that, right?

02:01:31.000 You saw that?

02:01:34.000 Yeah, I heard a little bit about it.

02:01:36.000 Are you going to hear a lot more?

02:01:39.000 That's what we used to do.

02:01:41.000 We'd have a moment of silence, and then do the pledge of allegiance.

02:01:45.000 That's right.

02:01:46.000 That's right.

02:01:48.000 We should bring that back.

02:01:50.000 We will bring it back.

02:01:51.000 Thanks for your call.

02:01:52.000 I appreciate it.

02:01:53.000 Great call.

02:01:54.000 Love to go.

02:01:54.000 Great job.

02:01:55.000 Great job.

02:01:56.000 It's kind of exciting that we have these kind of celebrities just lingering around, meandering around the studio.

02:02:02.000 Speaking of the meandering, we'll be getting to that on Monday's show and talking about how fucking absurd it is that patriots go to protest a stolen election, get killed, and then are investigated for the crime of protesting a stolen election.

02:02:20.000 And by the way, on that NPR thing, they were talking about it, and they talk about it as the debunked myth that the election was stolen.

02:02:30.000 Oh, Jesus.

02:02:31.000 Oh, this one's going to make Maddie mad. 1.00

02:02:33.000 The land shark that is the pit bull is going to be much harder to own breed in South Carolina.

02:02:39.000 Kumia's move just got better. 0.53

02:02:40.000 Be brave.

02:02:41.000 Something, something, fuck Pit Bulls. 1.00

02:02:44.000 Philonise Floyd's grammar repertoire.

02:02:47.000 Philonice Floyd's grammar.

02:02:49.000 Dude, your cousin's fucking Pit Bull came into the bar the other day and parked her, it doesn't matter. 1.00

02:02:55.000 Her.

02:02:56.000 Her Coco's face on my bar stool right in front of my fucking crotch. 1.00

02:03:02.000 Now, I don't mind if I can.

02:03:04.000 Why does she bare her teeth? 1.00

02:03:05.000 Because she likes to smile.

02:03:08.000 Yeah?

02:03:10.000 She curls her lips to show you her teeth when she's excited. 1.00

02:03:15.000 Yeah, I don't want those by my most vital organs.

02:03:18.000 You can take my arm.

02:03:20.000 You can take my freedom.

02:03:22.000 You can take my life.

02:03:23.000 Don't take my dick and balls. 0.99

02:03:24.000 Dicken balls.

02:03:26.000 The good news is if she bit into my bag, it would be like a fucking marshmallow explosion and she would choke on the turgid discharge. 1.00

02:03:36.000 Speaking of which, we're out of time, folks.

02:03:38.000 So thank you for tuning in to the Thursday Night Live Show where we get in touch with you and figure out what you need, what you want.

02:03:45.000 We don't want to go off on a tangent here.

02:03:47.000 We want to make sure that we're in touch with the baby monsters because you guys are this.

02:03:51.000 We're nothing without you.

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 01, 2022

GOML LIVE #155 - NPR AND THE TROTSKYITE

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