Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 11, 2022


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Gavin McInnes and Matty O'Dell are back with a brand new episode of Get Off My Lawn! This week, the boys talk about their favorite songs from the past and present, as well as what it's like to be an adult in the 21st century. They also talk about weed, and how it's better than alcohol, and why you should try it before you go to bed. Matty also talks about how he's not a fan of sleeping in, and Ryan talks about why he doesn't like it when people ask him what time it is in the morning, because he can't hear well enough to tell the difference between it and the time it's 7:00am. Also, they talk about how they're going to make it through the summer without getting stoned, because God doesn't want them to get stoned. And they discuss how they think it's a good idea to get high before going to bed, because they don't know what else to do with their time in New York City. This episode is brought to you by JACBD, the world's most popular CBD tincture! And if you don't already have enough CBD, you can get 15% off your first purchase with code "AVAID" at checkout at jacdabrown.co/getoffmylawoodyoodie. You'll get a 15% discount when you enter the promo code GAVEN. at checkout, and 15% OFF MY LAYER at checkout when you place your order through the discount code "GAVEN@GODDELIZA.COM. Gav and GAVA is a deal of your first week, and they'll give you 15% of your total retail price plus free shipping and shipping throughout the rest of the world, plus they'll send you an extra $5/month, plus an additional $5 off your cart full of CBD, plus a free shipping offer, plus you'll get an ad-free version of the show gets you a copy of the entire show, and you get 20% off the show, too! It's a deal that starts at $99 and includes shipping starts after the first week of the second week, so you get a maximum shipping address and shipping is $99.00 and shipping starts at 5/1st week, plus shipping is free, and shipping includes a maximum of $5, and it gets an extra 15% shipping.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes! 1.00
00:00:56.000 Welcome to your fucking Get Off My Run. 0.99
00:01:00.000 By the way, this song is called Scotland's Shame. 1.00
00:01:07.000 It's been mogwai from Glasgow. 0.52
00:01:10.000 Do you know what this is about, Matty?
00:01:14.000 No, it's very solemn and somber though.
00:01:17.000 It's about
00:01:20.000 Sectarianism.
00:01:20.000 The isolation that the Catholics face in Glasgow.
00:01:24.000 Free the Protestants and the Loyalists and the Rangers fans. 0.99
00:01:29.000 And what us Celtics have to endure on a day-to-day basis in the city of culture.
00:01:37.000 Miles better? 1.00
00:01:39.000 Aye, if you're fucking Protestant. 1.00
00:01:41.000 But us Catholics suffer. 1.00
00:01:45.000 It's okay if you're blue.
00:01:47.000 But if you're green, 1.00
00:01:50.000 You have to face the pain of the bottle across your head as you walk down the fucking street. 1.00
00:01:57.000 By the way there, big man, in awe. 1.00
00:02:04.000 I think that's what it's about.
00:02:08.000 Yeah, not a very fun song to start the show with.
00:02:12.000 I just stumbled across it on YouTube while I was... The algorithms are funny.
00:02:17.000 Like your kid uses your computer and then all of a sudden all your fucking videos are guerrilla tag, whatever that is. 0.98
00:02:24.000 Or you pursue something you don't like. 0.99
00:02:28.000 Like no effects. 1.00
00:02:30.000 And then you got all this fucking fat records shit. 1.00
00:02:33.000 Or I was marveling at adults giving a shit about Star Wars. 1.00
00:02:37.000 Now I got Obi-Wan Kenobi up my ass. 0.99
00:02:40.000 There should be a thing like, turn off the filter, I don't like this. 1.00
00:02:43.000 God forbid you should research child porn like Pete Townsend.
00:02:47.000 Anyway, let's start the show. 0.97
00:02:48.000 Welcome, Matty O'Dell.
00:02:49.000 Glad to have you back.
00:02:51.000 Hey, everybody.
00:02:51.000 Good to be back.
00:02:52.000 Good to see you again.
00:02:53.000 Every Thursday, we have Matty O. in the co-host seat.
00:02:56.000 And then, of course, Ryan Catzu-Rivera persists like a vulgar little tumor attached to an important femoral artery, just choking out your blood supply and making life untenable.
00:03:10.000 That ain't cool, man.
00:03:12.000 Oh, you're cool now?
00:03:14.000 What?
00:03:14.000 I didn't hear you.
00:03:16.000 Oh, cool guys can't hear well.
00:03:18.000 Yeah.
00:03:19.000 Is that a thing?
00:03:20.000 They're always tired, cool guys. 0.98
00:03:23.000 I have a cool, clear implant so I can try to hear better, but it doesn't fucking work. 0.83
00:03:27.000 They're always like, what time is it, man? 0.96
00:03:30.000 They always love knowing the time.
00:03:31.000 Yeah, they're always like sleeping in.
00:03:34.000 And then they're always cold.
00:03:35.000 They have like a cardigan.
00:03:36.000 Hey, man, what time is it?
00:03:39.000 Or sexy guys.
00:03:39.000 Sexy guys are cold and without a watch.
00:03:44.000 Cool guys don't even think they care what time it is, right?
00:03:46.000 Yeah.
00:03:47.000 Cool guy asks you what time it is, and you turn around and say, time to get a watch, and you see him, and you're like, oh.
00:03:52.000 Oh, you're cool.
00:03:53.000 You guys don't have watches.
00:03:54.000 Sorry. 1.00
00:03:54.000 You don't even need a fucking watch. 1.00
00:03:57.000 This episode is brought to you, of course, by Johnny Apple CBD, our oldest sponsor, JACBD.com. 0.99
00:04:05.000 What have they got there?
00:04:06.000 What don't they got?
00:04:07.000 They have everything in the world, everything remotely related to non-THC weed products, hemp products.
00:04:15.000 They've got the jewel, they've got the cartridges, they've got the gummies.
00:04:19.000 The gummies are fun to take just before you go to bed and you have the you go to the movies.
00:04:24.000 Bring a box of popcorn if you're going to sleep on gummies because
00:04:29.000 Your dreams are fascinating.
00:04:31.000 They have the organic tincture that you put in your coffee to take the edge off.
00:04:35.000 They have the topical that you put on your sore muscles after a hard day working out.
00:04:40.000 Or ladies, you put on your feet if you're gonna be wearing heels all night. 1.00
00:04:43.000 Yeah, you heard me.
00:04:44.000 It takes the pain away.
00:04:45.000 It's truly evidence that God wanted you to get involved in weed.
00:04:51.000 He doesn't necessarily want you to get high.
00:04:53.000 Okay, that's a bummer.
00:04:54.000 I'll take the THC out.
00:04:55.000 It'll still be magic.
00:04:57.000 And it still is.
00:04:58.000 So if you go to johnnyapple.com and you put in promo code GAVIN, you get 15% off everything you order. 0.99
00:05:05.000 And there's a lot of shit there. 1.00
00:05:06.000 A lot of shit. 1.00
00:05:09.000 And there's Ryan taking the tincture. 1.00
00:05:12.000 He just drops it on his tongue.
00:05:13.000 This is a nighttime tincture, but I don't think it'll just put me right out.
00:05:16.000 Well, we'll see.
00:05:16.000 That could be funny.
00:05:18.000 Funny if you wreck the show by falling asleep.
00:05:21.000 I doubt it.
00:05:23.000 I wreck the evening by falling asleep.
00:05:24.000 Last night I had a chance to make love to my wife, which is, we have very few windows.
00:05:29.000 Problem with summer is the kids are around.
00:05:32.000 And we watched an episode of Pistol, and I was so exhausted, I was just, I was out. 0.73
00:05:37.000 And because I don't masturbate, I am currently carrying around, basically the end of Ghostbusters is in my loins.
00:05:46.000 Once this goes off, you're gonna think someone used crossed streams on the Marshmallow Man. 0.79
00:05:53.000 If you use black light after this next forthcoming load, you will get a sunburn.
00:05:59.000 That's what we're dealing with here.
00:06:01.000 I'm walking differently!
00:06:05.000 Anyway, I'm not sure Johnny Apple CBD wants to be associated with my arcing ropes of jizz, but uh... What's that?
00:06:13.000 Oh, great.
00:06:16.000 JohnnyApple.com is too effective.
00:06:19.000 We've just lost, I don't even know what to call this guy, our engineer.
00:06:23.000 He's out.
00:06:25.000 He's out like someone on the slingshot ride.
00:06:29.000 Which I've been watching.
00:06:31.000 I think in the past 24 hours I've seen 24,000 slingshot rides.
00:06:37.000 People fainting.
00:06:38.000 I'm noticing patterns too.
00:06:39.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:06:41.000 The ride that
00:06:43.000 Clicks in and sends you up into outer space.
00:06:46.000 Don't clip that to make it a double Z Kyle too, by the way. 0.91
00:06:49.000 Come on, guys.
00:06:50.000 Yeah, Hitler was an underachiever. 0.77
00:06:53.000 I double-zee-guile. 1.00
00:06:54.000 Superman was of no Nazi.
00:06:57.000 By the way, did I just fall asleep before?
00:06:59.000 Yeah, dude, you just passed out. 0.95
00:07:01.000 I guess I gotta use this friggin... So this is the super hemp. 0.97
00:07:05.000 This probably will get me in a better mood.
00:07:07.000 Okay, but you're gonna be awake and high as a guy on the 4th of July.
00:07:11.000 Speaking of 4th of July, this Monday we have a 4th of July special episode featuring Donald Trump!
00:07:18.000 Donald Trump will be here, and we will be going over his political career as president, not his whole career, just 2015 to 2020, and enjoying our highlights.
00:07:31.000 We're breaking it up into various retarded hoaxes surrounding this man, his awesome predictions, our favorite moments, and I think our favorite quotes, too. 0.92
00:07:44.000 Mine has changed.
00:07:44.000 Hold on, I'm coming.
00:07:48.000 Bye bye!
00:07:49.000 My favorite used to be, I'm going to say Anchor Baby, but my new one is Elbowing the President of Montenegro? 1.00
00:07:57.000 Some dumb Balkan shithole off the Mediterranean. 1.00
00:07:59.000 Just elbowing him out of the way and pushing through in the most obtuse way imaginable. 1.00
00:08:04.000 It's not remotely subtle.
00:08:07.000 And that's my favorite.
00:08:10.000 Uh, let's watch that slingshot video I sent you, Ryan.
00:08:12.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:13.000 Well, the Montenegro push. 0.77
00:08:15.000 Montenegro? 1.00
00:08:16.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:08:17.000 Fuck all non-Western countries. 1.00
00:08:19.000 You suck. 1.00
00:08:20.000 It's got Negro in the name, so I said... Move it, fuckface. 1.00
00:08:24.000 This is an SNL sketch. 1.00
00:08:25.000 Look at that!
00:08:26.000 I'm outta here!
00:08:30.000 Everything about it, too.
00:08:31.000 The blazer.
00:08:32.000 It's the least subtle thing in the history of global politics.
00:08:36.000 Bye-bye!
00:08:36.000 Bye, everybody!
00:08:39.000 Home to mommy!
00:08:40.000 That does seem like a guy who would grab the wheel and try to drive to the riot.
00:08:44.000 Like, if I was president and I wanted to do that, you'd have to play it back three times and then like, watch Gavin's elbow.
00:08:51.000 He slowly kind of works his way forward.
00:08:53.000 Trump's like, I don't have time for this.
00:08:55.000 I think he uses, go back, does he use both hands to get that guy out of the way? 1.00
00:08:59.000 Get the fuck... If he uses both hands to drink a bottle of water, you know he's using both hands to push this guy. 0.99
00:09:03.000 Yeah, just went, excuse me.
00:09:06.000 Oh my god!
00:09:08.000 People hate that!
00:09:09.000 Like, his enemies see that and they go, see? 0.95
00:09:11.000 What a douche.
00:09:12.000 Isn't that the worst?
00:09:13.000 And you're like, I can't believe- We live in two different universes.
00:09:16.000 Your salt is my pepper.
00:09:18.000 The fixing the jacket is- Like, the things you hate are the exact things I love.
00:09:23.000 This is new to me.
00:09:24.000 I'm used to people going, oh you like this band? 0.90
00:09:26.000 Yeah, but they had this shitty album. 0.89
00:09:28.000 Like Motley Crue. 1.00
00:09:30.000 After they got rid of Vince Neil, they had that stupid, shitty, like, metal grunge album with some other guy. 1.00
00:09:36.000 And I would go, oh, okay, you're right, that album sucks. 0.99
00:09:39.000 Not this.
00:09:40.000 That album they're talking about, in this case, is my favorite album.
00:09:44.000 That move we just saw is my favorite album.
00:09:46.000 I'm saving one of my favorite moments for, not tomorrow's show, the July 4th show, too.
00:09:50.000 I have to tell President Trump how great this moment is.
00:09:54.000 I don't want to spoil it, but... Alright, and then tomorrow's show, of course, it's Canada...
00:10:00.000 The most impossible day to pronounce of the year.
00:10:02.000 Canada Day.
00:10:04.000 And we will be totally focused on all my favorite Canadian bands.
00:10:08.000 Mostly hardcore.
00:10:10.000 Mostly very local hardcore.
00:10:12.000 Like Sudden Impact from Winnipeg.
00:10:15.000 Or Ottawa's Honest Engine. 0.99
00:10:17.000 Or Montreal's Scum.
00:10:20.000 So be sure to miss that.
00:10:21.000 Nickelback and Alanis Morissette.
00:10:22.000 Hell yes.
00:10:23.000 I don't like Alanis Morissette.
00:10:25.000 And Nickelback.
00:10:26.000 Not a fan.
00:10:27.000 Justin Bieber?
00:10:28.000 Not a fan.
00:10:28.000 If you listen to a Nickelback song, you'll be like, that is pretty good.
00:10:32.000 Wrong, Ryan.
00:10:34.000 Detective Shitty Strikes Again. 0.98
00:10:36.000 Your entire record collection has AIDS.
00:10:39.000 You've never heard of Follow You Home by Nickelback?
00:10:45.000 Play it.
00:10:45.000 It will reek.
00:10:46.000 Oh, it will not.
00:10:47.000 Here we go.
00:10:50.000 That's Daniel LaDare.
00:10:51.000 He plays for Dave Margiela.
00:10:52.000 Danny LaDare.
00:10:53.000 He dares to have two bass drums.
00:11:02.000 Let me get a little volume right.
00:11:04.000 What's up?
00:11:04.000 Let me get a little volume over here.
00:11:05.000 Oh yeah.
00:11:11.000 Sexy!
00:11:13.000 This sounds like your music.
00:11:14.000 This sounds like a commercial for an aerospace engine cleaner.
00:11:18.000 That's high praise.
00:11:21.000 Let's get to the chorus. 0.98
00:11:31.000 Who knew something could be simultaneously so gay and so boring? 1.00
00:11:36.000 Look at your shirt! 0.99
00:11:40.000 I'm gonna do the dance that the purple-haired soccer player did. 0.96
00:11:44.000 Remember that?
00:11:44.000 She was like...
00:11:47.000 Oh yeah.
00:11:48.000 That was so bad.
00:11:49.000 I just cringed thinking about it.
00:11:51.000 She's been back in the news.
00:11:53.000 Megan Rapampo?
00:11:54.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:11:55.000 She's been defending trans athletes saying, good, we should get fucked out of our whole entire genre. 0.99
00:12:01.000 But play that Slingshot video. 0.99
00:12:03.000 Okay.
00:12:03.000 Oh no, you can play the dancing too.
00:12:04.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:12:05.000 Oh dude, this sucks. 0.98
00:12:06.000 You know what this is? 0.99
00:12:07.000 It's funny how they look like 12 year old boys, but then they act like 12 year old boys too.
00:12:14.000 Maybe they are 12-year-old boys.
00:12:15.000 That's her beating somebody in Fortnite. 0.97
00:12:20.000 Fortnite, ugh. 0.90
00:12:20.000 She's the worst. 0.90
00:12:23.000 I never thought of that before. 0.95
00:12:25.000 What?
00:12:25.000 Who was that clapping on stage?
00:12:27.000 Chuck Schumer?
00:12:28.000 Oh, I think it was, right?
00:12:30.000 Was it?
00:12:30.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
00:12:33.000 They had like a good day and everyone shat their pants for a year and demanded equal salary and they're just as good as men's soccer. 0.95
00:12:41.000 Or is it the black guy? 0.72
00:12:42.000 There's no such thing as men's soccer.
00:12:45.000 It's... Oh, is it Cory Booker?
00:12:46.000 I think it's Cory Booker.
00:12:47.000 No, it's an older guy.
00:12:49.000 You can't enlarge that much.
00:12:54.000 Computer enhance.
00:12:55.000 Enhancing.
00:12:57.000 That doesn't help.
00:12:59.000 That'd be funny, we should do a parody of like Law and Order and they go computer enhance and it just blows it up until it's like one pixel for the head.
00:13:05.000 I have no idea what that is.
00:13:06.000 Alright.
00:13:10.000 Slingshot please.
00:13:11.000 Yes, and sir.
00:13:12.000 This is my bread and butter, I don't know what it is.
00:13:15.000 Why do I enjoy these so much?
00:13:17.000 I guess because I like honesty, and when someone is shitting their pants with fear, they're stripped of all pretense, and you see right down to their primal scream.
00:13:27.000 You see who these people are to their very core.
00:13:29.000 Their primal... This guy's got weird white shit on his lips. 1.00
00:13:34.000 He looks like that Chappelle Crackhead character. 1.00
00:13:36.000 I love when the guys who run the machine, too, they go, uh-oh, something's with your seatbelt, dude.
00:13:40.000 I think it's broke, and then they release it right then as he's checking his seatbelt.
00:13:47.000 Weird face.
00:13:50.000 You gotta scream, folks. 0.52
00:13:51.000 And the moral of the story, too, is let it all out.
00:13:54.000 Like, Larry David will never have cancer because he gets everything out of his system.
00:13:59.000 Turn it up!
00:14:05.000 So we're losing Red Shirt soon.
00:14:10.000 He's gone.
00:14:12.000 Is the other guy chewing gum?
00:14:14.000 Yeah, he was.
00:14:16.000 Jesus Christ!
00:14:18.000 Mister, you okay in there?
00:14:21.000 I'm done.
00:14:24.000 You're done?
00:14:26.000 I'm done.
00:14:28.000 This is my favorite part, though, of the whole thing.
00:14:31.000 This guy's really depressed.
00:14:34.000 Like, what a weird take.
00:14:35.000 After the dry heaving and the screaming, he's just like, my parents died.
00:14:39.000 Well, in his case, my parent.
00:14:40.000 I'm feeling upset.
00:14:42.000 Look how sad he is.
00:14:45.000 The other guy wakes up.
00:14:51.000 Look how blue the other black guy is. 0.99
00:14:53.000 Black and blue. 1.00
00:14:55.000 What the fuck is that drop? 1.00
00:15:06.000 That's Biden's rabbi. 0.99
00:15:08.000 He said, I'm officially Biden's rabbi.
00:15:10.000 He told me this.
00:15:11.000 He's told me before when we met that I'm his official rabbi.
00:15:14.000 And so now I'm going to bless him.
00:15:16.000 Why would a Catholic have an official rabbi?
00:15:18.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:15:19.000 He's our official rabbi.
00:15:21.000 Uh, I don't know. 0.99
00:15:22.000 Mine's gonna be gay and black. 0.95
00:15:25.000 And female. 0.97
00:15:26.000 Well, it seems like this guy knocked two of those things out of the park.
00:15:29.000 He looks a little light.
00:15:31.000 Yeah, Barakah Adonai Vayesh Marecha.
00:15:36.000 May God bless you and keep you.
00:15:38.000 Did you hear the way he said, May God bless you and keep you?
00:15:41.000 It's the worst part.
00:15:41.000 May God bless you.
00:15:42.000 Bless you and keep you.
00:15:44.000 Oh, thanks.
00:15:45.000 Thanks, sir.
00:15:47.000 So, I guess in the video context, that guy was trying to just bless them real quick, so they're good.
00:15:54.000 Don't die.
00:15:55.000 Oh, God. 1.00
00:15:55.000 Are these guys gay? 1.00
00:15:56.000 I have a slightly gay vibe from the black dude. 0.98
00:16:01.000 Don't you? 1.00
00:16:01.000 Although, Batman is pretty tacky for a homo. 1.00
00:16:05.000 Yeah, good point. 1.00
00:16:06.000 Unless he's an alpha homo, who's just like, I don't know, just likes fucking things. 1.00
00:16:10.000 Yeah, but alpha homos would have better taste than Batman. 1.00
00:16:13.000 Batman. 1.00
00:16:15.000 I can't tell you how many cars I see on the street with Batman on the fucking bumper sticker. 1.00
00:16:19.000 What does that mean? 1.00
00:16:20.000 I like Batman.
00:16:21.000 He's a cool guy.
00:16:23.000 No, he's not.
00:16:24.000 He's not a guy. 0.99
00:16:26.000 You might as well have Santa on your fuckin' bumper sticker. 1.00
00:16:29.000 Fuckin' Santa, man. 1.00
00:16:32.000 Oh, listen to that scream. 1.00
00:16:33.000 You know what's funny?
00:16:34.000 If, like, somebody's talking about Batman to you and you're like, I think Santa's pretty cool, they'd look at you like you're the athlete.
00:16:39.000 Yeah, like, go back, you ruined it, chatterbox.
00:16:41.000 Sorry.
00:16:42.000 Listen to his screams.
00:16:48.000 Wow.
00:16:49.000 Dude, you gotta move.
00:16:51.000 Like, you gotta move to Morocco, wear those shirts that touch the ground, and change your name to Aloe Akbar.
00:16:59.000 Yeah, you learn a lot about your friend, I suppose.
00:17:04.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:05.000 The only other way is you kill the black guy, and the person who works there, and steal the tape. 1.00
00:17:10.000 Right. 1.00
00:17:10.000 And then go on the run. 1.00
00:17:12.000 He might come kill us just for watching it. 1.00
00:17:14.000 Yeah, we're dead. 1.00
00:17:15.000 We just signed our own death warrant. 0.99
00:17:17.000 He's gonna kill Twitch. 0.72
00:17:19.000 We're free on Twitch for a bit.
00:17:21.000 And then, like, you gotta at least go home tonight.
00:17:25.000 I mean, like, you can't hang out now. 0.96
00:17:27.000 I got fuckin' passed out, dude. 0.94
00:17:29.000 It was crazy, man. 0.96
00:17:31.000 Whatever.
00:17:32.000 You passed out, too, right?
00:17:33.000 You don't remember what happened, probably, right?
00:17:36.000 You were asleep?
00:17:37.000 No, man, I saw you, and I heard your scream.
00:17:40.000 That was the worst part.
00:17:43.000 Alright, that's enough slingshot.
00:17:45.000 We were on NPR today, but before we get to that, let's talk about FOP Medals.
00:17:51.000 P-H-A-U-P. 1.00
00:17:53.000 A place to store your money, in a sense.
00:17:57.000 Store your savings in a safe spot.
00:17:59.000 We have people putting their money in the bank.
00:18:01.000 We have people buying guns.
00:18:03.000 We have everyone worrying about the economy.
00:18:04.000 The economy is at the worst it's been in 20 years.
00:18:08.000 And the way Joe Biden is printing money, it can only get worse, at least for the near future.
00:18:12.000 This guy is not, he's barely started his catastrophic presidential term.
00:18:18.000 So, we're about two years in. 1.00
00:18:19.000 We have at least two more years of this asshole. 1.00
00:18:22.000 So, why not put a little bit aside and be safe? 1.00
00:18:24.000 Silver, gold, precious metals, they don't change.
00:18:28.000 I wish our dollar was based on gold.
00:18:31.000 I wish the Fed had that kind of foresight, but we don't have that right now.
00:18:35.000 We have this ethereal dollar floating through space.
00:18:38.000 People change its value on a daily basis.
00:18:40.000 It's not anchored to anything.
00:18:41.000 So, why don't you have some of your savings?
00:18:44.000 Not all!
00:18:45.000 Some of your savings allocated to something concrete you can touch, you can hold, go to Fop Metals, P-H-A-U-P, not F-O-P, not the name for the 18th century British dandy, Fop,
00:19:00.000 Not what Australians call Brits.
00:19:04.000 Oh wait, they don't call them that, do they?
00:19:06.000 What do they call them?
00:19:07.000 I think they call them fops.
00:19:09.000 P-h-a-u-p metals m-e-t-a-l-s dot com promo code Gavin gets you 15% off.
00:19:16.000 Go there.
00:19:17.000 Allot some of your money.
00:19:18.000 Hey, you change your mind?
00:19:20.000 Sell it back.
00:19:21.000 It's not going down in value.
00:19:23.000 Don't go to fopmetals.com.
00:19:25.000 Unfortunately, we suggested they buy fopmetals.com. 1.00
00:19:28.000 They didn't listen, and now a baby monster has hijacked it, and it depicts a picture of Ryan Ketzie Rivera with a anti-gay epithet at the base of his shit. 0.99
00:19:39.000 I met the guy at the meet-and-greet. 1.00
00:19:43.000 And she said he's totally willing to sell it to them.
00:19:46.000 Oh, good.
00:19:47.000 Yeah.
00:19:47.000 But that's so funny.
00:19:48.000 Yeah, they should buy it.
00:19:49.000 Why wouldn't you buy it?
00:19:52.000 I'm getting a very itchy label situation with these pants.
00:19:56.000 So yeah, phaupmetals.com, promo code Gavin.
00:20:00.000 A lot, some of your money, a percentage, it's like a Rolex.
00:20:05.000 You're not really spending money on something, you're just storing money in a different place.
00:20:09.000 Stocks, bonds, the bank, things that go up in value, like precious metals, includes Fop Metals.
00:20:15.000 phaupmetals.com, fopmetals.com, promo code Gavin, 15% off.
00:20:21.000 Hedge your bets, folks.
00:20:22.000 And we might be doing an auction, too.
00:20:24.000 He's into doing an auction, where people super chat in, and then from there, they'll win a very expensive dope coin.
00:20:30.000 The Fott Metals guy, not the guy that you just showed.
00:20:32.000 Fott Metals guy.
00:20:33.000 Okay.
00:20:36.000 So yeah, we were on NPR today, and it was Alan Froyer.
00:20:41.000 Who is a proud boy stalker he's obsessed with the club and he's the go-to expert according to the leftist media now and I just when I'm listening to him talk about this club it reminds me of some sort of Hells Angels stalker who wasn't invited to the club was never at a meetup never hung out with the dudes but it's just an expert like who is that guy who wrote the book about the Hells Angels?
00:21:07.000 There's tons of them.
00:21:08.000 Right, but there's one where, like, he never met one of them. 0.96
00:21:11.000 He just sort of researched the living shit out of this club that he wasn't invited to.
00:21:16.000 This Canadian guy, um... Yves Levine? 0.92
00:21:21.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
00:21:23.000 I think I have that book.
00:21:25.000 And the idea of stalking a club and talking about them like they're this ominous force, and you were never in.
00:21:31.000 It's not hard to get in, by the way, especially in New York back when it started or when Alan first started getting interested.
00:21:37.000 It would have been very easy to infiltrate.
00:21:40.000 But it's like a drunken drinking club and he's trying to make it something sinister based on interviews with me and people that he sorta knew or spoke to once.
00:21:53.000 But you're not part of the thing.
00:21:55.000 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:21:56.000 It's like imagine I did a book on Motley Crue and they're wanton fucking. 0.98
00:22:01.000 And how dangerous it was. 0.99
00:22:02.000 I mean, imagine the STDs these guys got. 1.00
00:22:05.000 And they would be fucking sometimes three women a night. 1.00
00:22:08.000 Sometimes there was orgy situations. 1.00
00:22:09.000 You just think, you fucking loser. 1.00
00:22:14.000 Why don't you go do your own thing? 1.00
00:22:16.000 That's the problem with so much reporting.
00:22:18.000 Like, we sit here and we talk about trends in American culture, Western culture, and we talk about how to fix them and how you should put a ring on it and have a baby.
00:22:25.000 We're talking about these big, large ebbs and flows. 0.92
00:22:27.000 But then there's so much of journalism that's just like following someone else around with a notepad, like a pathetic little tattletale. 0.88
00:22:34.000 And inevitably, they get the story wrong.
00:22:38.000 So, start with like 33.
00:22:42.000 I've got a few people telling me they're driving around listening to this. 1.00
00:22:45.000 It was a shit show. 1.00
00:22:46.000 Did the Trump camp help far-right militia groups plan the Jan 6 attack? 1.00
00:22:50.000 So, even in that headline, right, it's a given that far-right militia groups, Oath Keepers, Proud Boys, planned the Jan 6 attack.
00:22:59.000 That's just a fact, according to this headline.
00:23:02.000 And the only question it asks is, what was Trump's role?
00:23:06.000 In this obvious insurrection, which, by the way, what was the death toll for this horrific insurrection?
00:23:13.000 Two.
00:23:14.000 And it was a woman who was trampled, thanks to government police, White House Capitol Police, and then a woman who was shot in the neck by more government police.
00:23:24.000 And the guy who shot her in the neck, who was touted as a hero, by the way, he saved lives,
00:23:31.000 The person behind that move of Ashley Babbitt jumping through the window was Antifa, John Sullivan.
00:23:37.000 He goes, go, go, go, go!
00:23:39.000 She's drunk with power. 1.00
00:23:40.000 She's hysterical in the moment.
00:23:41.000 Women shouldn't come to these things. 1.00
00:23:43.000 She jumps through the window, the broken window.
00:23:46.000 I think he egged her on to break it in the first place.
00:23:48.000 She gets shot in the neck.
00:23:49.000 She's bleeding to death. 1.00
00:23:50.000 And then John Sullivan's filming it.
00:23:52.000 He got his wish.
00:23:53.000 She did go, go, go. 1.00
00:23:55.000 She left his earth, actually.
00:23:56.000 And then CNN pays him $35,000.
00:23:57.000 And you go, 1.00
00:24:01.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:24:02.000 What happened here? 1.00
00:24:04.000 Why was Antifa inside the building egging people on and then openly discussing it on CNN?
00:24:10.000 No problem.
00:24:11.000 Nick Ox was there as a journalist.
00:24:13.000 He's facing five years because he's in the Proud Boys.
00:24:16.000 John Sullivan did far worse than Nick Ox.
00:24:19.000 He's on CNN with 35 grand in his pocket.
00:24:22.000 So you go, okay, something's fishy going on.
00:24:25.000 Were Capitol Police told to let people in so they could have this dramatic moment?
00:24:30.000 I'd like to talk to them.
00:24:31.000 Let me talk to Capitol Police person A. Sorry, you can't.
00:24:34.000 He committed suicide.
00:24:36.000 What about B?
00:24:37.000 He committed suicide too.
00:24:38.000 What about C?
00:24:39.000 He committed suicide too.
00:24:40.000 What about D?
00:24:41.000 Wait, four Capitol Police killed themselves?
00:24:44.000 All right, that's
00:24:45.000 Who's the head of security?
00:24:47.000 Who is like the grand national secretary of safety?
00:24:53.000 Sergeant-at-arms.
00:24:54.000 The sergeant-at-arms.
00:24:55.000 Can I talk to the sergeant-at-arms and ask him what happened?
00:24:58.000 Found dead.
00:24:59.000 Oh, he's dead too.
00:25:01.000 So we've got what?
00:25:03.000 Four, five, seven deaths.
00:25:05.000 Two of them were patriots a day of, and the other five were people who could tell us what happened.
00:25:11.000 Yet the hearings are investigating the Trump supporters.
00:25:17.000 That doesn't make sense to me. 0.99
00:25:19.000 It seems like you got the wrong fucking guys. 0.99
00:25:22.000 Little fishy. 1.00
00:25:23.000 Little fishy! 1.00
00:25:24.000 Four cop suicides in like three days?
00:25:27.000 Did they determine the cause of death for the congressional sergeant at arms?
00:25:31.000 No.
00:25:33.000 Just found dead.
00:25:35.000 The day he was supposed to testify.
00:25:37.000 Right after he said, and he didn't, he wasn't passive, he said, we should look into instigators.
00:25:44.000 Something is going on here.
00:25:48.000 And then he died.
00:25:50.000 You know, like everyone who questions Hillary and Bill Clinton, anyone who gets in their way, they mysteriously end up drowned in three inches of water in a creek, or robbed at a coffee spot. 1.00
00:26:01.000 Shoot yourself in the head twice. 0.99
00:26:02.000 No, sorry, shot dead at a coffee spot, but not robbed. 1.00
00:26:05.000 You know how guys like to go into Starbucks and kill everyone and then not take any wallets?
00:26:11.000 Anyway, let's check out a little bit of this, see how much we can handle.
00:26:13.000 It dates back to Gavin McGinnis, who was one of the founders of Vice.
00:26:20.000 And his intention was a kind of, like, rude, like, male-only, you know, macho, we love to fight and drink.
00:26:32.000 Listen to her disdain for, like, normal, blue-collar, male values.
00:26:40.000 Like NASCAR.
00:26:40.000 Imagine her talking about NASCAR.
00:26:42.000 It was meant to be some sort of a over-the-top, vulgar display of automotive hubris, where large trucks, dangerous machines go over filthy piles of mud.
00:26:56.000 Oh wait, that's a monster truck rally.
00:26:59.000 You know what I mean.
00:27:00.000 Well, start around bootlegging.
00:27:01.000 Where these insidious machines at ear-piercing volume circle around a track in a pointless charade in a display of automotive arrogance.
00:27:16.000 We know where you're coming from, lady.
00:27:18.000 It's obvious with your adjectives.
00:27:20.000 And make crude jokes.
00:27:23.000 Men's Club, tell us about what his original joke was.
00:27:25.000 Crude jokes, oof.
00:27:27.000 Well, it's an interesting question about what his intent was, of course.
00:27:31.000 Well, I guess you can't answer that.
00:27:32.000 He set this up.
00:27:33.000 Well, no, no, but I just want to put it, but it's to the point here, right?
00:27:36.000 It's to the point because he sets it up as, you know, um, a so-called drinking club.
00:27:41.000 We're like the Elks or the Shriners, just guys looking for some guy time.
00:27:46.000 He had a podcast at the, you know, at that point and he would, you know, invite, uh, like his buddies over to the podcast.
00:27:53.000 They'd start drinking, they'd take over a bar.
00:27:56.000 Take over a bar!
00:27:58.000 It's kind of codified around this sort of male, macho culture, right?
00:28:04.000 Yeah.
00:28:05.000 You know, the notion that the Proud Boys were ever just a drinking club, it kind of obscured something that was a little different and a little darker.
00:28:15.000 That's what I'm talking about.
00:28:16.000 Stop.
00:28:17.000 That's what the media is obsessed with. 0.88
00:28:19.000 Like, this darkness that lurks, this white supremacy that's hiding behind everything 0.52
00:28:26.000 It's there. 0.64
00:28:27.000 And if they deny it, they're joking.
00:28:29.000 They're using... So you're fucking around with your friends making jokes and they go, this is actually a secret white nationalist conference. 0.99
00:28:37.000 And you go, no, it's just joking around. 0.99
00:28:40.000 Oh, so you're using the jokes to hide the white nationalist conference. 0.93
00:28:43.000 And then you go, okay, what about all the black guys? 0.97
00:28:45.000 And they go, yeah, you use them to hide the fact that it's a white nationalist conference. 0.82
00:28:51.000 What does that say about them? 1.00
00:28:53.000 They're just idiots who sit there and don't know they're at a Klan rally? 1.00
00:28:58.000 Is it possible you're wrong? 1.00
00:29:00.000 Has it ever occurred to you morons that you're wrong? 1.00
00:29:04.000 Yeah, Weight Watchers is secretly an organization that promotes obesity. 0.99
00:29:09.000 They're lying when they have people lose weight and they show the before and after pictures.
00:29:13.000 There's a darkness that underlies Weight Watchers where they want everyone to be fat.
00:29:18.000 Okay, well what about where they pay people to lose weight and be their spokesperson when they lose weight?
00:29:24.000 Yeah, they do that to hide the fact that they're promoting obesity.
00:29:30.000 It's terrible.
00:29:30.000 Possibly, or maybe it's a company that profits from you losing weight because that's healthy and it's a good business model.
00:29:39.000 Why would a non-racist club, sorry, why would a racist club want to attract non-racist members?
00:29:46.000 Isn't that a waste of time?
00:29:50.000 Why would the Knights of Columbus pretend to be Jewish so they could be more palatable to Jews, and then Jews show up to join the Knights of Columbus and they go, actually we're Catholics. 0.85
00:30:00.000 Sorry, I'll pay your bus fare.
00:30:02.000 It's like, what are you doing?
00:30:03.000 We headed all the way out here.
00:30:06.000 Well then now I got schmutz all over my hachtas. 0.99
00:30:12.000 Go back to this retarded boomer fest. 1.00
00:30:16.000 What I'm talking about is the Proud Boys had... 0.92
00:30:21.000 from the beginning styled themselves as what McGuinness liked to call Western Chauvinists.
00:30:26.000 Yes.
00:30:26.000 Right?
00:30:27.000 And what essentially what that meant to the group was that, you know, it was a way to fight back against a perceived
00:30:41.000 Well, stop.
00:30:50.000 Not really racist and sexist.
00:30:52.000 The allegation, this all comes from Pat Buchanan's Death of the West, the allegation was that the West was stolen and the culture is evil and we're responsible for everything bad in the world.
00:31:01.000 And Western chauvinists say, no, actually, the West is the best.
00:31:04.000 It separated church and state.
00:31:06.000 It's behind the Industrial Revolution.
00:31:09.000 Everything fantastic about what's surrounding you in the room right now was made by Westerners. 1.00
00:31:16.000 It's not about we eschew racism.
00:31:18.000 I never even said that anti-racial guilt thing.
00:31:20.000 I don't know where that came from.
00:31:21.000 That was never in my original draft.
00:31:23.000 Race wasn't a big factor.
00:31:25.000 It was started in New York City, a very metropolitan community.
00:31:30.000 So you talk to a New Yorker,
00:31:32.000 And, you know, they're not talking about race all the time.
00:31:35.000 It's not a thing.
00:31:37.000 Now, if you're MAGA in New York, that's another story.
00:31:40.000 You're ostracized.
00:31:41.000 Your family hates you.
00:31:43.000 You can't go to Thanksgiving. 0.88
00:31:44.000 Your bars find out.
00:31:45.000 You wear your MAGA hat in New York, you're gonna get bottled in the face, like Joe Vival.
00:31:49.000 But as far as, like, a Manhattan bar, and you go, like, can you believe what's going on with the racism? 0.96
00:31:56.000 A lot of black people, like, it's... No. 1.00
00:32:01.000 Go ahead.
00:32:02.000 ...that, you know, that manly men had nothing to be ashamed of... Yes.
00:32:08.000 ...that, you know, Western culture, which is, of course, by McGuinness's own description, mostly white culture... Now stop.
00:32:16.000 ...should have no... By McGuinness's own, and he's even pronouncing my name wrong. 0.99
00:32:20.000 I've talked to this guy for like 10 hours before I realized he was a fucking fraud. 0.99
00:32:26.000 I said yeah it's mostly whites because you kept asking. 1.00
00:32:30.000 Like you kept demanding to know the demographics of the thing.
00:32:34.000 Like, imagine you were a, I've said this analogy a million times, but you're a chess fanatic.
00:32:39.000 And they go, well, aren't most chess players white?
00:32:40.000 And you go, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:43.000 And they go, by this chess fanatic's own admission, chess is mostly white.
00:32:49.000 Now, are chess fans white nationalists?
00:32:52.000 Do they pursue chess because it's a mostly white thing?
00:32:55.000 No.
00:32:56.000 He said it was mostly white because you asked.
00:32:58.000 You said, is chess mostly white?
00:33:00.000 But now they put the cart before the horse and say that's why you like chess. 1.00
00:33:05.000 Because you can finally be with your white motherfuckers, you Nazi! 1.00
00:33:09.000 Kind of racial guilt for its position of hegemony and it kind of mixed these quasi-white nationalist notions in a friendly digestible package that disavowed overt white nationalism but allowed for this kind of ban. 1.00
00:33:32.000 I don't like overt white nationalism.
00:33:34.000 I like it hidden with a layer of sour cream.
00:33:38.000 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:33:39.000 This guy's a moron. 1.00
00:33:40.000 This is the number one Proud Boys expert in the New York Times. 1.00
00:33:43.000 Like if you check his articles, the past 50 have been about the Proud Boys.
00:33:48.000 He was at Jan 6.
00:33:50.000 I believe.
00:33:51.000 He was probably in the Capitol. 0.79
00:33:52.000 You're a white nationalist.
00:33:53.000 No, I'm not.
00:33:54.000 Look at the diverse people around me.
00:33:57.000 Oh, well you don't like it when it's overt. 1.00
00:34:00.000 It's this fucking thing where they, like my brother and I were talking about this today, the dog whistle thing, where it's like, you're gay. 1.00
00:34:07.000 No, I'm not. 1.00
00:34:08.000 I'm married to, with a bunch of kids.
00:34:10.000 Oh yeah, you have a wife and kids to hide it. 1.00
00:34:14.000 No, I've never sucked a dick. 1.00
00:34:15.000 I'm eating a pussy right now. 1.00
00:34:16.000 Yeah, your pussy eating is a dog whistle to hide my retarded theory. 1.00
00:34:20.000 Like, their retarded theory permeates everything. 1.00
00:34:24.000 And when you show them evidence to the contrary, they're like, that's meant to distract me from my... Yeah, that's smoke and mirrors. 0.90
00:34:29.000 They would be the world's worst scientists if they were ever doing an experiment. 0.99
00:34:35.000 They would get the evidence that contradicts their original hypothesis and they just keep barreling through like a fucking tank. 1.00
00:34:42.000 Nope! 1.00
00:34:44.000 Penicillin is not gonna cure shit! 1.00
00:34:47.000 Oh, you're one of those gays that don't fuck guys and show me evidence that you don't fuck guys. 1.00
00:34:51.000 Yeah, I know you are. 1.00
00:34:52.000 I see. 1.00
00:34:52.000 You're gay and you don't know it. 1.00
00:34:53.000 I know those kind of gays. 1.00
00:34:54.000 One of those. 0.99
00:34:55.000 Alright.
00:34:58.000 ...of brotherhood based on male grievance, um, and sort of, you know, resentful anger toward the left.
00:35:10.000 Yes!
00:35:11.000 Yeah, and people of color and women.
00:35:14.000 Wait, what?
00:35:15.000 Resentment toward them.
00:35:15.000 Resentment towards women?
00:35:17.000 Fucking women! 1.00
00:35:19.000 I wish they'd go back where they came from, to Amazonia. 1.00
00:35:23.000 With Wonder Woman. 1.00
00:35:25.000 Fucking women. 1.00
00:35:26.000 Imagine a country without women. 1.00
00:35:29.000 Women are the worst. 1.00
00:35:31.000 I hate women. 1.00
00:35:32.000 What are you talking about, you stupid bitch that I hate? 1.00
00:35:37.000 I hate you not because of your uterus. 1.00
00:35:40.000 I hate you because you're a dumb cunt. 1.00
00:35:42.000 They hate women. 1.00
00:35:44.000 Really?
00:35:44.000 What about the tenet which is in the top ten that says venerate the housewife?
00:35:49.000 Like where did she get this from?
00:35:51.000 And people of color. 1.00
00:35:52.000 I hate people of color. 1.00
00:35:53.000 Like what do you mean? 1.00
00:35:55.000 Asians, Peruvians, Polynesians.
00:35:58.000 I don't care if they totally agree with me on everything. 0.99
00:36:01.000 I just hate them. 1.00
00:36:02.000 Because I'm a fucking idiot from 1922. 1.00
00:36:05.000 Who are these people that they're talking about? 1.00
00:36:08.000 Have you ever met anyone who hates women and people of color? 0.99
00:36:13.000 All non-whites that aren't pure lane, as they say in Quebec, and 50% of the population, you hate them. 0.98
00:36:20.000 I'm sure such a person exists. 0.98
00:36:22.000 Oh, I'm sure somewhere.
00:36:23.000 There's probably like three per city.
00:36:26.000 How do you amalgamate these three freaks? 0.71
00:36:30.000 With the Proud Boys.
00:36:32.000 What's interesting is that I would say this.
00:36:35.000 The overt misogyny of the Proud Boys was always there from the beginning.
00:36:40.000 And by the way, here's another reason why he's a bad journalist.
00:36:44.000 When you're talking about people's thoughts, you say they appear to think.
00:36:48.000 You don't know people's thoughts.
00:36:50.000 So he says the way Proud Boys interpret this is this.
00:36:53.000 You're now speaking for someone else and saying how they think.
00:36:57.000 That's not, that violates one of the most primary characteristics of good journalism.
00:37:03.000 You don't assume you know, even if you think like... 0.99
00:37:07.000 You're pretty sure this person is like, I don't know, a fucking anti-Semite. 0.99
00:37:11.000 You have to say, until you know for a fact, you have to say, he said anti-Semitic things and he comes across with what he says as an anti-Semite. 0.99
00:37:19.000 But like, they adopt this misogyny. 0.94
00:37:23.000 They hate women so much. 1.00
00:37:24.000 It's in like, who the fuck are you? 1.00
00:37:26.000 It's like, you don't know me. 1.00
00:37:31.000 They've allowed in members of any race.
00:37:38.000 They've allowed in members of any race.
00:37:40.000 Like begrudgingly, I guess. 0.92
00:37:42.000 Oh great, a black guy wants to join this white nationalist group. 0.97
00:37:46.000 Alright. 0.90
00:37:48.000 For three days. 0.98
00:37:48.000 Then you gotta get the fuck out of here. 0.98
00:37:50.000 What the hell are you talking about? 0.99
00:37:54.000 Being at a bar with a group of Proud Boys after a rally in June 2017.
00:38:00.000 Okay.
00:38:02.000 And you did see, you know, mostly white crowd. 0.92
00:38:06.000 Don't be a cutie pie. 0.93
00:38:08.000 Let me guess.
00:38:09.000 You're in a country where whites make up about 70% of the population.
00:38:14.000 Blacks, depending how you define Hispanics, blacks are 14%.
00:38:17.000 Hispanics are 0.97
00:38:20.000 Upwards of 20, depending how you define Hispanics.
00:38:23.000 Asians are 5.
00:38:24.000 Jews are 2, 3. 1.00
00:38:27.000 Let me guess.
00:38:29.000 Was that about the distribution of the people you were with?
00:38:32.000 Because, I don't know if you know this, but America is mostly white. 0.69
00:38:36.000 America claims not to be racist, but it is, by Gavin McInnes' own admission, mostly white.
00:38:42.000 Hey, Finland!
00:38:43.000 You say you're not racist?
00:38:44.000 Aren't you like 95% white?
00:38:48.000 It's true. 1.00
00:38:49.000 Liar. 0.99
00:38:52.000 People of color, as they call them, they're overrepresented in the group because when they get kicked out of their life for being a Trump supporter, they join. 0.99
00:39:00.000 Exactly.
00:39:01.000 That's the funny thing. 0.94
00:39:01.000 We're like the Island of Misfit Toys for gays and blacks who dared to be MAGA and were totally ostracized by their friends. 0.94
00:39:08.000 How about doing an article on that? 0.86
00:39:11.000 NPR and New York Times, how about you do an article about gay MAGAs, gay Trump supporters?
00:39:18.000 Because let me tell you, they will, without exception, 100% of them will tell you it was much easier to come out of the closet as a gay than it was to come out of the closet as a gay Trump supporter.
00:39:32.000 They got nothing but accolades when they said, I'm here and I'm queer, get used to it. 0.94
00:39:36.000 That was awesome. 0.95
00:39:38.000 Come Out of the Closet is a gay Trump supporter. 0.99
00:39:40.000 Chadwick Moore can't go to his local bar. 0.98
00:39:43.000 He's banned.
00:39:44.000 Because he likes Trump.
00:39:46.000 Trump doesn't have a thing about gays, positive or negative. 0.89
00:39:49.000 Yes, but his vice president wanted you to get conversion therapy.
00:39:53.000 Now, Mike Pence said states can spend their medical allotment any way they want.
00:39:59.000 What if some of that is for conversion therapy?
00:40:02.000 And Mike Pence went, whatever, it's up to the state. 0.99
00:40:04.000 Oh, so you want gays to get electrocuted? 1.00
00:40:07.000 This sounds very gay. 1.00
00:40:09.000 Thanks a lot, Electro. 1.00
00:40:23.000 There's your story, moron. 0.99
00:40:25.000 Isn't that interesting? 1.00
00:40:26.000 Blacks are joining a white nationalist movement? 0.95
00:40:28.000 That sounds a lot more interesting than, uh, they plan to break windows on January 6th.
00:40:35.000 Not only equal opportunity hires, he rose to the top of the company.
00:40:39.000 Yeah.
00:40:40.000 It's, uh, interesting.
00:40:42.000 Was he paid?
00:40:43.000 There's a scandal. 0.99
00:40:44.000 Blacks are paid to join a Nazi group. 0.99
00:40:47.000 Okay, let's follow the money. 1.00
00:40:48.000 That sounds huge.
00:40:51.000 ...who took over the leadership from Guinness is himself of Afro-Cuban descent.
00:40:59.000 You can hear her heart breaking, right?
00:41:01.000 That has to be raw.
00:41:02.000 I mean, she's checking her papers. 1.00
00:41:03.000 Don't they rape black women and rub shit on them or something? 1.00
00:41:08.000 Don't they write the N-word in feces on black churches? 1.00
00:41:12.000 Afro-Cuban. 0.99
00:41:13.000 Afro-Cuban. 1.00
00:41:14.000 Fuck, that sounds even cooler than black. 1.00
00:41:15.000 It almost sounds white. 1.00
00:41:18.000 Oh, that is an interesting... I think that, you know, that McGinnis, who is a shrewd media operator... Ooh, it's all a Machiavellian plan.
00:41:31.000 Listen to how involved is Mr. McGinnis.
00:41:54.000 Is it possible that the guy just makes jokes and he doesn't care if they're perceived as racist?
00:41:59.000 This is how in 2022, if you just joke around and you don't second guess yourself and worry if this joke is offensive, if that is your modus operandi, what's really going on is you're trying to Trojan horse white nationalism to the public. 0.93
00:42:14.000 Like Archie Bunker, or fucking Eddie Murphy's Delirious, or Blazing Saddles, or Police Academy, or Animal House. 0.97
00:42:21.000 In Animal House, where he looks over the shoulder and he goes, we're gonna die. 0.98
00:42:25.000 That's a way to subvert white nationalism, the stigma around white nationalism, and somehow get it into the purview of the mainstream.
00:42:38.000 It doesn't do. 1.00
00:42:39.000 You're a liar. 0.99
00:42:51.000 There is something there. 1.00
00:42:52.000 It's invisible.
00:42:54.000 And I still am a good explorer. 0.99
00:42:57.000 I didn't waste my fucking time. 0.99
00:42:58.000 Like Geraldo with Al Capone's vault. 0.99
00:43:00.000 They open it up and they go, Al Capone collected rare dust from Egypt.
00:43:08.000 This is the dust maybe of Jesus's shroud.
00:43:12.000 This is the dust of Turin that we've discovered.
00:43:15.000 I'm good.
00:43:16.000 You know, the lack of things tells a story.
00:43:18.000 Yes!
00:43:19.000 The lack of things is actually more... You're very shrewd if you can make something very, very racist look like nothing.
00:43:29.000 That's a slight of hand that you lose in the media.
00:43:33.000 It's a misdirect.
00:43:38.000 So, the Proud Boys were never meant to be, like, an intellectual club. 0.96
00:43:42.000 When McGinnis started it, he said- Shut up, Janet. 1.00
00:43:44.000 What's an intellectual club? 1.00
00:43:46.000 Hello, we're the Mensa of fucking drinking clubs. 0.99
00:43:50.000 Like, why- do they say that about the Elks Lodge or the Knights of Columbus? 0.99
00:43:54.000 Or any fraternity? 1.00
00:43:55.000 They're bringing back hedonism, stupidity- Shut up, Janet. 1.00
00:44:00.000 We're getting rid of taboos, we're getting armed, and we're having fun, and I hope you'll join us. 1.00
00:44:06.000 So armed. 1.00
00:44:07.000 You come across as a bitch. 1.00
00:44:09.000 Armed. 1.00
00:44:09.000 That says something right there, especially we're getting armed. 1.00
00:44:12.000 Now that I've given up on my people of color and hating women thing, can we focus on the guns? 0.87
00:44:18.000 Proud Boys have always celebrated violence.
00:44:22.000 You know, I remember the first time I met Gavin McInnes.
00:44:27.000 He complained to me that the true violence... Can I just stop?
00:44:30.000 The first time I met Alan Froyer, he told me that he was in a loving marriage.
00:44:34.000 And I said, well, you should have knocked her up and had kids. 1.00
00:44:36.000 And he said, well, she wanted to work more.
00:44:38.000 And I said, well, that's not good.
00:44:41.000 If she's constantly at work, she's a workaholic. 0.99
00:44:43.000 You're going to lose her.
00:44:43.000 And he goes, yeah, that's what happened.
00:44:47.000 She kept working and working until we drifted apart and then she filed for divorce and I ended up with a 21 year old I work with and there he is in a New York apartment fucking some young girl pretending he's young as he slowly goes bald. 0.99
00:45:02.000 That's sad and pathetic but the good news is I've devoted my life 0.99
00:45:07.000 To thwarting, cancelling, and destroying married men with kids, like Ethan Nordean and Joe Biggs. 0.98
00:45:13.000 Well, Joe Biggs isn't married.
00:45:14.000 But, or, uh, John Kinsman.
00:45:18.000 And I'm going to focus on making these people into villains, these men that put a ring on it and settled down and had kids.
00:45:24.000 So we have the childless attacking fathers in some sort of bizarre revenge ritual.
00:45:30.000 That's what I learned when I first met Alan Froyer. 1.00
00:45:32.000 And I thought, you sad fuck. 1.00
00:45:35.000 Way to destroy your life. 1.00
00:45:37.000 And he goes, he didn't say this, but I believe that he goes, I may have destroyed my life, but I'm going to destroy some others on the way down and make them miserable.
00:45:47.000 Good work, Alan.
00:45:49.000 Great work. 0.99
00:45:50.000 Well, maybe he's gay. 0.94
00:45:50.000 You ever thought of that? 0.94
00:45:52.000 That would be a step up. 1.00
00:45:54.000 If he was gay, that would be fine that he fucked up his marriage and is never gonna have kids. 1.00
00:45:59.000 Activist, right? 1.00
00:46:00.000 Antifa.
00:46:01.000 And I remember saying to him, okay, well, if that's the case, you know, if you find yourself confronting a violent Antifa mob, you as a rugged proud boy and your manly men proud boys, why don't you just- Manly men.
00:46:14.000 Manly men.
00:46:15.000 Manly men.
00:46:18.000 That's an insult.
00:46:19.000 I saw this montage when I was doing my Trump research for the July election.
00:46:25.000 And they were like, Trump is obsessed with big guys.
00:46:28.000 And they show this montage of Trump going, big guy, biggest guy you've ever seen.
00:46:32.000 Six foot five, this is the biggest guy in the world.
00:46:35.000 Very strong guy, tough guy.
00:46:37.000 And you know, they've gone through thousands of hours of video and they compiled him saying big guy, tough guy.
00:46:43.000 Yeah.
00:46:44.000 That's a compliment.
00:46:45.000 Pretty girl.
00:46:46.000 Big guy.
00:46:46.000 Tough guy.
00:46:48.000 Like, they say manly men.
00:46:50.000 Like, it's an insult.
00:46:50.000 Which is incredibly ironic because that was the impetus for the Proud Boys.
00:46:54.000 Yeah, what's the matter with manly men? 1.00
00:46:57.000 And by the way, I'm a faggot. 0.99
00:46:59.000 Like, I don't know how to change anything on my car. 1.00
00:47:03.000 I've changed maybe one tire.
00:47:05.000 When I open up my car and I look at it, it's Chinese. 1.00
00:47:08.000 Same with my motorcycle.
00:47:09.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:47:10.000 I'm the worst fighter at my gym.
00:47:12.000 People spar with me.
00:47:13.000 When I spar with the guys that are 60 years old and I punch them, they say, good, good. 1.00
00:47:19.000 Well, that means you're gay. 0.99
00:47:24.000 Why are you gay? 1.00
00:47:25.000 But still, compared to these fuckers, and, you know, the producer Ben Ratner that inspired the whole thing, I'm fucking Chuck Zito. 1.00
00:47:36.000 And that's not good. 0.99
00:47:37.000 I shouldn't be Chuck Zito.
00:47:40.000 I shouldn't be considered in the same universe.
00:47:43.000 But to this guy I am. 0.98
00:47:44.000 Now I'm worried Chuck Zito's gonna fucking beat me up. 0.92
00:47:47.000 I'm not saying that I'm as tough as you, Chuck, if you ever see this. 0.97
00:47:51.000 I'm coming with a hyperbolic example where this guy, Alan Froyer, has put me in your... Anyway, fuck. 1.00
00:47:57.000 Now I sound like a pussy. 1.00
00:47:58.000 This is getting worse. 1.00
00:47:59.000 I'm digging a pussy hole. 1.00
00:48:00.000 He's on the line. 1.00
00:48:01.000 He's on the line!
00:48:03.000 Good, I'd love to talk to him.
00:48:08.000 He just hung up.
00:48:11.000 Ow, I got my leg caught in that chair.
00:48:14.000 I don't know if Chuck would bother beating you up.
00:48:18.000 Awarded by a chair.
00:48:21.000 Take a page out of the Civil Rights Playbook and walk into the teeth of the Antifa mob and let them beat you guys up on camera and then everybody will see who celebrates violence and who doesn't.
00:48:35.000 What's that?
00:48:36.000 Say that again?
00:48:37.000 And his answer to me was very telling.
00:48:38.000 He's like, there's no way we would do that because we just like to fight.
00:48:42.000 So they've always celebrated.
00:48:45.000 That's why I played this.
00:48:47.000 We don't usually have serious content on the live show.
00:48:50.000 We usually like to talk to the folks at home.
00:48:53.000 But tomorrow's Canada Day and then we have July 4th.
00:48:57.000 I had to get that out.
00:49:00.000 That's a lie.
00:49:01.000 Alan is lying.
00:49:03.000 This is the New York Times you're hearing from. 1.00
00:49:05.000 And I want you to know that everything you read in the media is by assholes like this. 0.99
00:49:12.000 And I remember at a very young age, 0.99
00:49:14.000 Like with Vice in 94.
00:49:17.000 They do an article about us and I obviously knew Vice well.
00:49:19.000 I was it.
00:49:20.000 And we didn't go, that's not true.
00:49:22.000 No, we didn't say that.
00:49:22.000 No, that's not.
00:49:23.000 And then I realized, holy fuck, wait a minute. 0.99
00:49:25.000 This is the one thing I know about and I'm reading it and it's all lies. 0.99
00:49:29.000 What about the other things?
00:49:31.000 When they're talking about Pfizer's damage to America, or China's involvement with fentanyl, or black-on-black crime in America, or illegal guns versus legal guns and their damage.
00:49:45.000 What about all that stuff? 0.99
00:49:46.000 That's probably bullshit too, and it is. 0.99
00:49:49.000 Here's what happened. 0.99
00:49:50.000 Alan Froyer did say that to me.
00:49:52.000 He said, why don't you just go the Martin Luther King route and just take the beating like the freedom fighters and you could show how violent Antifa is and how you're not violent.
00:50:01.000 And I said, Alan, have you seen the weapons that get confiscated?
00:50:06.000 I said to him, Google Portland weapons Antifa confiscation.
00:50:12.000 They don't just have knives. 0.91
00:50:13.000 They have knives that crumple into your hand there with a hand thing so you can really get it in under the fucking, under the ribs, really scoop it and twist it around. 0.93
00:50:23.000 The Freedom Fighters, they went to various diners in the 60s and they had sugar poured on their heads, they got laughed at, they'd occasionally have some pebbles thrown at them, they'd get punched in the jaw. 0.91
00:50:36.000 There's an argument for that.
00:50:38.000 I might be able to, if the roles were, I shouldn't say the roles were reversed, but if we could time travel to the 60s and be Proud Boys versus Antifa and it was all put up your dukes, there's an argument for like taking a few on the chin and being like, see this? 0.99
00:50:52.000 See these assholes? 0.97
00:50:54.000 That's not what would happen here. 1.00
00:50:56.000 We would die.
00:50:58.000 What happened to Jay Bishop? 1.00
00:51:01.000 Antifa shot him dead in the fucking chest. 1.00
00:51:05.000 He bled out. 1.00
00:51:06.000 So the idea of standing there like Jesus and letting Antifa stab us, like go back to that picture Ryan.
00:51:14.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:51:14.000 Stab us. 0.98
00:51:16.000 Cut our heads open with hammers. 1.00
00:51:18.000 Fucking shoot us. 1.00
00:51:20.000 Smash our heads in with bricks. 1.00
00:51:22.000 Noble Beard was stabbed. 0.99
00:51:23.000 Noble Beard was stabbed.
00:51:24.000 They go, oh you LARPers with your plastic chest plates.
00:51:27.000 Noble Beard thought he was being punched in the back. 1.00
00:51:30.000 When he got home and checked his back plate, there was giant divots cut out of it from a fucking knife! 0.99
00:51:36.000 So that's what I said to Alan. 1.00
00:51:38.000 I didn't say, fuck that man. 1.00
00:51:40.000 I like fighting too much. 1.00
00:51:44.000 I fucking... 0.99
00:51:45.000 If you liked fighting, you'd be the anti-biker club. 1.00
00:51:49.000 Or, what's the Dominican gang in Brooklyn?
00:51:53.000 The Trinitarios?
00:51:54.000 You'd be the anti-Trinitarios. 0.98
00:51:56.000 You'd just be like, yeah, we get to fucking brawl again. 1.00
00:51:58.000 I'm gonna go start shit with the pagans. 1.00
00:52:01.000 I'm gonna go start shit with DMS. 1.00
00:52:03.000 I'm gonna go start shit with the fucking Cardi B's Bloods. 1.00
00:52:07.000 That, you'll get plenty of exercise as a fighter if you choose those adversaries. 1.00
00:52:12.000 But Antifa are psychotic, malicious ex-girlfriends who want to stab you, and they do stab you. 0.99
00:52:18.000 All the time. 0.99
00:52:19.000 Plenty of Proud Boys have been stabbed by Antifa.
00:52:23.000 So he's sitting there saying these guys love violence.
00:52:27.000 No, we don't go to their things.
00:52:31.000 They go to our things.
00:52:32.000 I do a talk at NYU.
00:52:35.000 A mob shows up ready to brawl and we stand our ground and fight them. 0.99
00:52:39.000 Mark Bray goes on a national tour for his fucking anarchist handbook. 0.99
00:52:46.000 Not one proud boy ate any of those things. 1.00
00:52:48.000 So, you suck at your job. 1.00
00:52:51.000 NPR is a clown show. 1.00
00:52:54.000 And the New York Times is a pale fragment of what it was 20 years ago. 0.96
00:53:02.000 I was too much of indecent.
00:53:04.000 20 years ago, 50 years ago.
00:53:05.000 It's amazing Times Square is named after the New York Times.
00:53:07.000 The New York Times used to be a stalwart of truth and hard-hitting journalism. 1.00
00:53:11.000 Now it's nerds who want revenge on who they perceive to be as bullies from their high school years making up shit. 0.99
00:53:18.000 Oh, they're hiding white nationalism and they love to fight too much to follow my MLK directive. 1.00
00:53:24.000 Dude, your MLK directive has me with a punctured lung. 0.63
00:53:28.000 No. 1.00
00:53:29.000 I'm not letting someone beat me up to make a point, you fucking loser. 1.00
00:53:39.000 Crazy. 1.00
00:53:39.000 You write, as a character-building exercise, that Proud Boys forbid masturbation and pornography, and that the group's initiation rituals—and this is early on, you know, during the McGuinness era—the group's initiation rituals included reciting the names of five breakfast cereals while being slugged by other Proud Boys members. 1.00
00:54:00.000 That sounds crazy.
00:54:00.000 Yeah, stop.
00:54:02.000 Has it occurred to you that there's some humor involved in this?
00:54:07.000 Like, no wanks is the same as no fap. 0.84
00:54:09.000 It's good for your marriage, good for your relationship. 1.00
00:54:11.000 Porn is bad for you, by the way, you fucking disgusting hedonists. 1.00
00:54:16.000 It's the same as, like, sober October, or Lent, or any other kind of ritual where you deny yourself overindulgence. 1.00
00:54:26.000 And then, we always said, fighting solves everything, and the bourgeoisie at the media always go, they love fighting, that's evil.
00:54:36.000 Fighting solves everything is a blue collar motto. 1.00
00:54:38.000 If you don't know it, you don't know blue collars, you haven't lived, you're a fucking square. 0.99
00:54:43.000 And it's the same with safety slug. 1.00
00:54:45.000 Every normal North American person played safety slug in high school. 0.96
00:54:50.000 If you fart or burp and you don't say safety and someone says slug, they get to beat the shit out of you until you can aim five breakfast cereals or five chocolate bars. 0.95
00:54:59.000 In a lot of places in the States, you have to touch a doorknob. 0.95
00:55:03.000 Where I was, I guess there's not a lot of doorknobs in Kanata, Ontario, we had to say the cereals.
00:55:10.000 It was funny.
00:55:11.000 You're laughing.
00:55:12.000 Oh my lord.
00:55:14.000 Could this guy look more like a Trotskyite?
00:55:16.000 Is he playing?
00:55:17.000 I think he's playing keyboard.
00:55:18.000 Look at this Leninist.
00:55:20.000 Playing keyboard for Dream Theater. 1.00
00:55:21.000 Look at this fucking Marxist academic. 0.99
00:55:23.000 And his case was interesting because... What club are you in? 1.00
00:55:27.000 Like imagine going to get a beer with this fucking clown. 1.00
00:55:32.000 Imagine punching him? 1.00
00:55:33.000 Imagine arm-wrestling this guy? 0.97
00:55:36.000 Least fun male alive. 1.00
00:55:38.000 Anyhow, moving forward... Oh my god, I can fit the testosterone in that room in a fucking syringe needle. 0.99
00:55:44.000 Not the base of the syringe, the actual needle part. 0.99
00:56:00.000 I think we're done with this.
00:56:01.000 Let's just hear the ending. 0.97
00:56:03.000 Yes, it is crazy, but the way you just laughed at it, because it is laughable, is kind of the McGuinness mindset that if we can make part of this jokey and stupid and cranky and like a frat, it deflates the seriousness of it. 0.97
00:56:21.000 And I fell right into that, didn't I? 0.99
00:56:24.000 I fell into his trap.
00:56:24.000 He tricked me with sleight of hand.
00:56:25.000 And I think I know why.
00:56:26.000 Purposeful.
00:56:34.000 That's a whole thing on the far right now.
00:56:36.000 It's like putting everything into a talent.
00:56:38.000 It's kind of ambiguous.
00:56:40.000 It's like... That's a whole thing on the far right now.
00:56:42.000 That was meant to be a joke.
00:56:42.000 They sit there.
00:56:43.000 They monitor jokes.
00:56:45.000 They comb through jokes.
00:56:47.000 And then they go, Oh, I get what's going on.
00:56:49.000 You're hiding your swastikas in jokes. 1.00
00:56:51.000 No, you're putting swastikas in the fucking jokes. 1.00
00:56:55.000 It's just jokes. 0.99
00:56:57.000 There's no swastika shaped chocolate chips in your cookie.
00:57:00.000 We're not hiding anything.
00:57:04.000 You know, we're living in a society!
00:57:06.000 Guinness has opened and closed very shrewdly over the years. 1.00
00:57:13.000 Like your ass? 1.00
00:57:14.000 They're so shrewd at hiding this penicillin. 1.00
00:57:18.000 Penicillin is never gonna solve anything.
00:57:20.000 It's not good for disease.
00:57:23.000 But a lot of scientists hide it.
00:57:25.000 They hide the... They pretend penicillin's gonna work.
00:57:28.000 It's not gonna work.
00:57:29.000 Give it up.
00:57:31.000 Are they done with that?
00:57:32.000 Am I boring you?
00:57:32.000 There's probably a lot more.
00:57:34.000 No, it's not that long.
00:57:36.000 I think we're almost done.
00:57:37.000 Let's finish it.
00:57:40.000 Furnish him!
00:57:41.000 ...be entering politics in a new way, especially through... Oh yeah, it does go on and on and on. 0.99
00:57:47.000 They talk about Proud Boys infiltrating politics and all this other shit. 1.00
00:57:52.000 Fucking idiocy. 1.00
00:57:54.000 And there's so much important shit going on with fentanyl and gangs and violence and black-on-black crime. 1.00
00:58:02.000 20 blacks killed a day by blacks. 1.00
00:58:05.000 What, 280 people OD on opioids, but they're still scouring through Proud Boys' closets trying to find a swastika. 0.99
00:58:13.000 And then finding a black guy and going, oh, he hid it really well. 0.97
00:58:19.000 Or seeing a Star of David and going, oh, I get it, they took the pieces of the swastika and made it into two triangles that look like the Star of David. 0.87
00:58:28.000 But if you disassemble it, you can get back to the swastika. 0.99
00:58:33.000 Screw up, you cunts. 0.99
00:58:34.000 Anyway, that was a long tangent. 1.00
00:58:39.000 We're gonna go behind the paywall now, and behind the paywall what we do is we talk to our people.
00:58:45.000 Thursday is a meet-and-greet where we go through the mailbag.
00:58:49.000 We read letters.
00:58:50.000 We also take calls.
00:58:53.000 And thirdly, we have a Super Chat.
00:58:56.000 And now the Super Chat, $100 we definitely read it.
00:59:00.000 We try to read them all.
00:59:01.000 But the Super Chats go to Max and John.
00:59:03.000 Max and John are two proud boys who are in prison right now for a 17-second fight with Antifa.
00:59:11.000 And...
00:59:12.000 We want them to have some money when they get out because they're gonna have to rebuild their lives.
00:59:17.000 Four years they've been in jail for the 17-second fight with Antifa.
00:59:21.000 I shouldn't have to tell you anything more than that.
00:59:23.000 Like that's a pretty big deal.
00:59:24.000 Imagine being Alan Froyer and being on the side of the guys who started a fight with Proud Boys and sent Proud Boys to jail for four years including a guy with a black wife who has three black kids who hasn't seen his black daughter her entire life.
00:59:40.000 She's three now.
00:59:41.000 He missed out on all of that.
00:59:43.000 Her first steps, all of that. 0.98
00:59:46.000 And I'm telling you man, zero to three is fucking cute. 0.98
00:59:50.000 One is pretty good with the walking and the weird like little drunk man. 0.99
00:59:54.000 But two?
00:59:56.000 Two when they start talking?
00:59:59.000 I have a video of my son. 0.99
01:00:00.000 I'll fucking play it right now. 0.98
01:00:03.000 He's trying to say, he's two at the time, and he's trying to say that his water bottle leaked on his granola bar. 0.99
01:00:11.000 But because he hasn't quite mastered the English language yet, being a baby, he keeps saying his waddy body leaked on his bonoli body.
01:00:22.000 So... Oh wait, maybe it's, uh...
01:00:26.000 The problem with these group texts with your family is you've got to look up your wife, and then you've got to look up your wife and your son, and then you've got to look up your wife and your son and your other kid.
01:00:35.000 Sorry folks, this is very uninteresting TV, but you've got to hear this.
01:00:40.000 Well, in the meantime, can I tell them how they do a super chat?
01:00:43.000 Yes.
01:00:44.000 Okay, so guys, what you're going to want to do...
01:00:47.000 I'm gonna go to the desktop version of censored.tv, right?
01:00:52.000 Make sure you're logged in first.
01:00:54.000 But you sound so cool!
01:00:55.000 I love this new Cool You!
01:00:56.000 Oh, who what?
01:00:57.000 It's so manly, man!
01:00:58.000 Oh, me?
01:00:59.000 Are you a manly man?
01:01:01.000 Are you macho?
01:01:02.000 Hey, man.
01:01:03.000 I don't know.
01:01:04.000 I don't know what I am.
01:01:05.000 I just know the sound I make when I take a man's... Oh, wait. 0.99
01:01:07.000 What time is it?
01:01:08.000 I don't have a watch.
01:01:10.000 Take a man's what? 0.85
01:01:11.000 Virginity? 1.00
01:01:12.000 Now you're a cool fag? 1.00
01:01:13.000 No. 1.00
01:01:14.000 No. 0.94
01:01:16.000 Sounds pretty gay. 0.84
01:01:17.000 Nope. 0.99
01:01:17.000 That sounds very gay. 0.99
01:01:19.000 When I take a man's what? 0.98
01:01:22.000 Wallet?
01:01:22.000 I couldn't, I didn't finish it because I was too cool to even have a train of thought.
01:01:25.000 Too cool to not say something gay when you're trying to be cool. 0.99
01:01:28.000 Two tickets for the train of thought please. 0.52
01:01:29.000 Oh wait, got somewhere else to be.
01:01:33.000 Anyway, so you go to the site, and you click Watch Live.
01:01:36.000 It's the banner at the top of the site.
01:01:39.000 And right below the video, you'll see a little button.
01:01:42.000 Oh, there's me.
01:01:43.000 That says, Donate to read a live message on here, and it will pop up as such.
01:01:47.000 This guy sent in ten bucks.
01:01:48.000 Hey guys, shout out to GML Live Chat. 0.99
01:01:50.000 LinkedIn Coats is a fag. 0.98
01:01:53.000 Nice. 0.99
01:01:54.000 Then there's this one.
01:01:54.000 About our forefathers.
01:01:57.000 Wait, that's only five bucks.
01:01:58.000 We shouldn't be reading that.
01:02:00.000 Someone's drunk.
01:02:13.000 Okay, this is my middle child, my oldest boy, noticing that his water bottle leaked on his granola bar.
01:02:23.000 This is what you're missing out when you don't have kids.
01:02:25.000 I got a zoom cam, should I?
01:02:26.000 Zoom?
01:02:26.000 Uh, okay.
01:02:26.000 Okay, ready?
01:02:27.000 My water bottle leaked on my granola bar.
01:02:39.000 Is it wet inside or just on the outside?
01:02:41.000 It's on the outside.
01:02:43.000 So what happened again?
01:02:44.000 My water bottle leaked on my vanilla bar.
01:02:54.000 My water bottle leaked on my vanilla bar.
01:02:56.000 On your what bar?
01:02:59.000 My water bottle leaked on my vanilla bar. 0.99
01:03:07.000 Well, you deaf or something? 1.00
01:03:09.000 That's why I have Crickety Cricket on my arm.
01:03:12.000 He used to think that Jiminy Cricket's name was Crickety Cricket.
01:03:16.000 And I loved hearing him say Crickety Cricket.
01:03:18.000 And so I'd always go, I'm sorry to bug you again, but Pinocchio's friend, the little insect, and he'd go, are you kidding me?
01:03:27.000 I'd go, I'm sorry, I have the worst memory in the world.
01:03:31.000 Crickety Cricket!
01:03:33.000 God!
01:03:34.000 Crickety Cricket!
01:03:35.000 Last time.
01:03:37.000 And then I showed him the tattoo.
01:03:38.000 I'm like, look, I got a crickety cricket tattoo.
01:03:40.000 And he goes, oh, why would you do that?
01:03:42.000 They used to do that to Bobo, you know.
01:03:44.000 You could trick him every time into telling what kind of dog he has.
01:03:47.000 It's a schnickerdoodle.
01:03:48.000 And he's like, Bobo, I'm sorry.
01:03:50.000 Anthony would be like, what kind of dog?
01:03:52.000 You know what dog I have.
01:03:54.000 No, I really forgot.
01:03:56.000 It's Schnickerdoodle.
01:04:01.000 And what's his name again?
01:04:02.000 Mr. Balutigans.
01:04:04.000 You know that already. 0.99
01:04:05.000 It's less cute when it's a mentally handicapped grown man than it is a kid who now speaks normal and says shit to me like, why are you so short? 1.00
01:04:15.000 Because he's taller than me. 0.99
01:04:16.000 Like, we're gonna have to throw down soon.
01:04:19.000 We got a new start to show.
01:04:20.000 Let's start the show.
01:04:26.000 Let's start the show!
01:04:29.000 Bye-bye!
01:04:29.000 Bye-bye!
01:04:32.000 Oh, you took out the name?
01:04:33.000 Yeah.
01:04:33.000 I guess we'll just- you want to just say it from now?
01:04:36.000 Like, you could do it different every time?
01:04:38.000 That could be fun.
01:04:38.000 Can you say it?
01:04:39.000 Well, you don't have to say, let's get ready to rumble. 0.57
01:04:42.000 I mean- Okay, so we're starting the show.
01:04:44.000 We're taking calls.
01:04:47.000 We're totally partying.
01:04:48.000 Whatever happened to our sales guy?
01:04:50.000 He's fired, right?
01:04:51.000 I don't know.
01:04:52.000 Hmm.
01:04:54.000 He doesn't communicate anymore.
01:04:57.000 Do an imitation of him.
01:04:59.000 Oh, let me see.
01:05:00.000 Chicago, with that Chicago accent.
01:05:02.000 Yeah, you know, I got a lot of customers and stuff, and they're great and things, but you guys, I'm telling you, man, thank you so much.
01:05:09.000 You guys are my favorite.
01:05:11.000 It's pretty Brooklyn-y, the Chicago accent.
01:05:13.000 A little Brooklyn-y. 0.79
01:05:14.000 It sounds like Matty, a little bit.
01:05:18.000 Yeah, what is that?
01:05:19.000 Why do they sound like that?
01:05:20.000 Was there like an exodus?
01:05:23.000 To, like, Chicago?
01:05:24.000 How did Chicago get, like, to become the second city?
01:05:26.000 Maybe it was prohibition with all the crime.
01:05:28.000 They didn't have enough criminals, so they'd import criminals from... Organized crime?
01:05:32.000 From Brooklyn.
01:05:33.000 The mob.
01:05:33.000 Possible.
01:05:34.000 They sent a Capone out there.
01:05:35.000 Yeah, it is a very... It, like, both accents are, like, Italian mobster accents.
01:05:39.000 Yeah.
01:05:42.000 Um... This is called... Oh, let's start the mailbag.
01:05:46.000 Oh wait, we got to go behind the paywall.
01:05:47.000 What am I talking about?
01:05:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:49.000 So, yeah.
01:05:50.000 Thanks for Calling is coming up.
01:05:52.000 We're going to go through the letters.
01:05:53.000 We're going to do the calls.
01:05:55.000 And those of you who are freeloading, I want you to feel terrible about yourselves.
01:06:00.000 It's a beer and a half a month to get infinite shows.
01:06:03.000 If you watched all of the shows that we provide on a daily basis,
01:06:08.000 You have a problem.
01:06:09.000 You got to get out more because we I think the most you should watch TV is like two hours a day.
01:06:15.000 We provide about four or five.
01:06:17.000 So don't watch every single thing we have to offer but you get the G-Dog every day including Saturday.
01:06:27.000 I take Sundays off.
01:06:30.000 The Saturdays is my old show, the Gavin McInnes Show that started the Proud Boys, by the way.
01:06:34.000 And it's a fantastic deal.
01:06:36.000 I don't think you need any other TV.
01:06:37.000 And the other thing about this show is we cover the news.
01:06:41.000 So if you only watch this show in a bubble and never look anywhere else, you're not going to miss any stories.
01:06:47.000 Like everything that's in the front page of Daily Mail, New York Post, CNN, Fox News is on this show.
01:06:55.000 Anyway.
01:06:56.000 Get fired.
01:06:57.000 Get in trouble.
01:06:58.000 Be brave.
01:07:01.000 We'll be right back.
01:07:03.000 People who pay.
01:07:04.000 This is just a goodbye to the freeloaders.
01:07:06.000 And never stop fighting.