Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #156 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AND BABIES

00:00:11.000 When I was young, I from New York It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:22.000 But communism is on the rise and Satan has a new disguise.

00:00:30.000 Be careful of the calmy lies.

00:00:33.000 Swallow them and freedom dies.

00:00:36.000 The USA must realize that she's the biggest prize. 0.82

00:00:45.000 Why be surprised when they retreat?

00:00:50.000 Their major weapon is deceit.

00:00:55.000 When will we learn?

00:00:57.000 Alas, alas?

00:01:00.000 It's three steps forward, two steps back.

00:01:04.000 Be careful of the come that was Janet Green and her hit single, Commie Lies.

00:01:14.000 Welcome back to GOML Live.

00:01:17.000 We are here shooting early today because I got to stay, I'm afraid.

00:01:21.000 Welcome back, Mr. Maddie O. What's going on, people?

00:01:24.000 Has it only been a week?

00:01:26.000 A week since.

00:01:27.000 Since you were last here?

00:01:29.000 Did you miss last episode?

00:01:30.000 I was here.

00:01:31.000 I feel like we haven't seen you here in a long time.

00:01:33.000 Oh, it was a holiday weekend.

00:01:35.000 You went away?

00:01:36.000 I went.

00:01:37.000 Where did you go?

00:01:38.000 Pelham.

00:01:39.000 Oh, we did an early show last, right?

00:01:41.000 Yeah, we did an early show last time, too.

00:01:43.000 Oh, right.

00:01:43.000 Fuck.

00:01:44.000 It's becoming a pattern here.

00:01:45.000 Already, then.

00:01:46.000 What did you do?

00:01:47.000 You sound kind of secretive.

00:01:48.000 I stayed local.

00:01:49.000 I go to the south side of Norochell.

00:01:51.000 We all get together every 4th of July.

00:01:53.000 It's a big thing.

00:01:54.000 Is it bikers? 1.00

00:01:55.000 No, just anyone who lived on.

00:01:57.000 I mean, anyone from Norochell can go, you know, oh, so it's old neighborhood guys.

00:02:02.000 And how were the fireworks?

00:02:03.000 Oh, it's awesome.

00:02:04.000 Brian's putting a you got him?

00:02:08.000 Yeah, I got it.

00:02:09.000 I don't know if you want to show it, frankly.

00:02:09.000 Do you want to show it?

00:02:11.000 Put it on.

00:02:11.000 All right, we'll show it.

00:02:12.000 We're going to show it in a big way.

00:02:13.000 Everyone goes, how much did they spend on it?

00:02:15.000 I said, oh, probably $12, $15,000.

00:02:16.000 Fucking crazy.

00:02:19.000 That's a lot of fireworks.

00:02:22.000 I've seen $10,000 worth, and it's about this desk.

00:02:25.000 Oh, no, just the whole room.

00:02:29.000 That's not everything.

00:02:31.000 That's not what.

00:02:32.000 It can't be everything.

00:02:33.000 You go off while you're filming.

00:02:40.000 You need a lot of people to set those up.

00:02:41.000 There's probably 30 people doing this.

00:02:44.000 Like, watch.

00:02:45.000 This is in the backyard.

00:02:48.000 Holy shit.

00:02:51.000 Dude, that's the most insane fireworks I've seen in my life as far as the volume.

00:02:59.000 It must have gone on for hours.

00:03:00.000 No, but it's funny because, you know, the cops always come.

00:03:04.000 And this year they were like, all right, listen.

00:03:07.000 We'll give you 15 minutes to wrap it up.

00:03:09.000 Really?

00:03:12.000 Like, go towards the end, a couple minutes, like a minute or two before the end.

00:03:16.000 Did they all get set off?

00:03:17.000 No, there was a few things that didn't.

00:03:20.000 So how long was the beginning?

00:03:22.000 About a half an hour total.

00:03:25.000 But I mean, we go out, we set it all up.

00:03:28.000 Hold on, keep going.

00:03:36.000 No, like, go, like, scroll, like, scrub a little.

00:03:38.000 Oh, you can.

00:03:42.000 Hey, you're right there.

00:03:42.000 That's pretty intense.

00:03:47.000 Where do you go?

00:03:48.000 Phantom and PA?

00:03:49.000 No, they go out, like, past, I think, Ohio, something like that.

00:03:56.000 That's those 10,000 shot belts pulling off. 0.99

00:04:00.000 Has inflation hit fireworks?

00:04:03.000 Yeah.

00:04:04.000 Good stuff.

00:04:06.000 Good morning.

00:04:08.000 Wow, that's great.

00:04:10.000 That's better than ours.

00:04:13.000 They did them locally, like the local town did.

00:04:16.000 Village, I should say.

00:04:17.000 And they were so good that we sort of were like, all right, what are we going to do?

00:04:21.000 Spend 800 bucks?

00:04:25.000 There was a new one.

00:04:27.000 Did I talk about this already?

00:04:28.000 A new firework I'd never seen before.

00:04:30.000 This insane light.

00:04:32.000 It looked like it was this big.

00:04:34.000 It just goes up, lights up the whole sky, and comes down again.

00:04:37.000 There's no boom.

00:04:38.000 It's just a big glowing ball.

00:04:45.000 So today we are free for the first half hour or so.

00:04:50.000 Then we go behind the paywall.

00:04:51.000 We take calls.

00:04:52.000 We read letters.

00:04:53.000 And we have a super chat where we read all the $100 ones.

00:04:57.000 And all that money goes to Max and John, who were getting out of prison in about eight months.

00:05:01.000 These are friends of ours who were jumped by Antifa.

00:05:04.000 240 days.

00:05:05.000 Subsequently beat the shit out of them, and that's verboten.

00:05:09.000 Self-defense is verboten in New York.

00:05:11.000 We just saw that dude the other day, old man, gets attacked in a bodega for not giving out free crisps.

00:05:18.000 And he knives the guy to death because that's what you do when your life is in danger.

00:05:24.000 You fight back.

00:05:25.000 But nope, not in New York.

00:05:26.000 That's not permitted.

00:05:28.000 So yeah, we want them to have some money when they get out.

00:05:30.000 I keep asking our tech guy for what the total is so far.

00:05:35.000 My gut says we've raised about two grand.

00:05:38.000 No, more than that.

00:05:39.000 No?

00:05:40.000 A cumulative since we started?

00:05:42.000 Yeah.

00:05:42.000 Well, more than that.

00:05:44.000 $700 billion and a trillion $300,000 billion.

00:05:48.000 Brian, it's very unprofessional for your mouse to be visible when you play drops.

00:05:53.000 It's great.

00:05:54.000 We don't give a damn.

00:05:57.000 What's your guess?

00:05:59.000 I say right around five grand mark.

00:06:02.000 Yeah, I mean, I guess every episode will have $300 or $400 ones, and then like $20, $10.

00:06:10.000 Every penny counts.

00:06:12.000 $40, $40, $45, $40.

00:06:13.000 $40, $45.

00:06:14.000 It sucks that we can't have a huge party for them.

00:06:18.000 Like in the movies, when the guy gets out of jail, there's someone there, the gates open up, he's got his paper bag, and you go, what's up, my man?

00:06:25.000 Next time you speak to him, you got to ask him if they have on their supervised release, if they have special conditions of non-association.

00:06:34.000 Oh.

00:06:35.000 Well, you've been visiting.

00:06:37.000 It doesn't make a difference.

00:06:38.000 That don't hit the street.

00:06:40.000 That's when that'll take effect.

00:06:41.000 That'll be weird.

00:06:42.000 That'll be the end of our friendship: is them getting out of jail because they can't associate with them.

00:06:46.000 They're only on parole for a couple years.

00:06:48.000 Supervised release will be.

00:06:48.000 Yeah.

00:06:49.000 Right, because the new parole is cut in half.

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00:06:56.000 What's that?

00:06:57.000 Someone just got out of jail?

00:06:58.000 Paulie.

00:07:00.000 So you wouldn't be allowed out that late.

00:07:05.000 When you get out, you got 72 hours of report to your P.O. Okay.

00:07:09.000 Especially because, well, John has got to go out to Chicago.

00:07:12.000 They've got to give him travel time.

00:07:14.000 Oh, I see.

00:07:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:16.000 You know.

00:07:17.000 So maybe we could have a party up there.

00:07:20.000 Yeah.

00:07:22.000 It would have to be like local.

00:07:25.000 Well, there's a town like an hour away.

00:07:28.000 Two hours away, that nice ski town.

00:07:31.000 I mean, I don't know where Max lives.

00:07:32.000 Is Max from New York?

00:07:33.000 Yeah.

00:07:33.000 Oh, so then he's, you know, he's got 72 hours, but I want to go and get it over with.

00:07:41.000 Yeah, so we could stay at a hotel that night.

00:07:43.000 Because I know they want to fuck their girlfriends and or wife, but when it's been four years in prison, you're not going to be banging all night.

00:07:51.000 No.

00:07:52.000 Not going to last too long.

00:07:54.000 Yeah, so we'll wait the 30 seconds in the lobby.

00:07:56.000 Yeah.

00:07:57.000 And then we'll come meet.

00:07:58.000 All right, they should be done.

00:08:00.000 This isn't footage from their girlfriends.

00:08:02.000 Well, waiting.

00:08:06.000 Before they're done saying, waiting.

00:08:09.000 Zenoa's getting fucking shredded. 1.00

00:08:12.000 Oh, no way.

00:08:12.000 She's lost 50 pounds.

00:08:14.000 She's a professional bodybuilder now. 1.00

00:08:16.000 No, not a bodybuilder.

00:08:18.000 She's a strong woman.

00:08:19.000 That's powerlifter.

00:08:21.000 So, like, she just sent me this footage of her, these competitions where she's lifting up this fucking cement sphere, this ball this big that you got to put over your head. 1.00

00:08:30.000 Those kind of things, those strongman things.

00:08:35.000 All right.

00:08:35.000 Yeah.

00:08:35.000 Let's start the show.

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00:10:36.000 Lads have been catching up on the shows today.

00:10:37.000 Gavin opened up with a comment on edibles, how it struck a chord, so to speak.

00:10:41.000 I've been taking Johnny Apple CBD for at least a year now.

00:10:43.000 Last time the wife ordered, she purchased Delta 8 as well.

00:10:46.000 I took one with two beers while watching another Unfunny SNL.

00:10:50.000 About 2 a.m., I went to bed, started hearing a large presence making snorting sounds around the bedroom.

00:10:55.000 I was concerned a bit, but couldn't move.

00:10:57.000 The next thing I remember, my heart started thumping like I was tits deep on a Peloton bike.

00:11:02.000 I got out of bed, put on my Apple Watch, and my heart rate was like 160.

00:11:06.000 I freaked out and woke up the wife as she thought I was having a heart attack. 1.00

00:11:10.000 I could control it with breathing, but if I stopped consciously regulating how I breathed, it would fire up again.

00:11:14.000 My max heart rate was 180 now.

00:11:16.000 I really thought I was going to kick the can that night.

00:11:20.000 I have taken regular edibles for years, but that Delta 8 gummy was a different type of high.

00:11:23.000 Have you guys felt an increase of heart rate after eating THE?

00:11:26.000 Eat half.

00:11:27.000 Don't think it's just everything.

00:11:30.000 Oh, it's Delta 8.

00:11:31.000 It's not going to get...

00:11:32.000 Dude.

00:11:32.000 Remember when you're...

00:11:34.000 Okay, that's enough, Johnny Apple.

00:11:35.000 Remember when you were a kid, a teenager, and you were trying something like acid or shrooms?

00:11:40.000 And you'd take a paper blot or whatever, and be like, this doesn't work on me.

00:11:47.000 Yeah, we'll take another one.

00:11:48.000 Yeah.

00:11:48.000 I've done that.

00:11:49.000 These mushrooms don't work.

00:11:51.000 Did you, can you?

00:11:53.000 Can you get your money back?

00:11:55.000 These suck.

00:11:56.000 And then, wow.

00:11:57.000 Tripping balls.

00:11:58.000 What the fuck have I done?

00:12:00.000 I'm going to die.

00:12:01.000 I remember being like, this should be more than $8.

00:12:04.000 It was $8 for the tab.

00:12:06.000 I was like, because this is like a day-long thing.

00:12:08.000 Like, it should be more money so that way you realize what you're in for.

00:12:12.000 $8, like, yeah, fucking...

00:12:13.000 Yeah, it was $4 when I was your age.

00:12:15.000 Yeah, you should buy a blot over of $100 for $400.

00:12:18.000 Yeah, it should be more money just to let you know how much you're in for.

00:12:21.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:12:21.000 It should be $100.

00:12:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:23.000 I mean, the slingshot ride is like $50.

00:12:27.000 Yeah.

00:12:28.000 And that's, what, 30 seconds?

00:12:30.000 Right.

00:12:30.000 Yeah.

00:12:31.000 Depending on if you're awake for it or not.

00:12:33.000 Then you get older and you start having genuine problems and genuine concerns, and you're like, I can't do those anymore.

00:12:38.000 Yeah.

00:12:39.000 Can't do MDMA, LSD, mushrooms.

00:12:43.000 Normal people are micro-dosing mushrooms these days.

00:12:46.000 Yeah.

00:12:46.000 Yes, I've heard of that.

00:12:47.000 I could get into that.

00:12:48.000 DMT.

00:12:49.000 I remember doing that towards the end of my acid days.

00:12:52.000 We would take a little sheet, you know, the little tiny square, and then with Swiss Army knife scissors, you'd cut off like a pube.

00:12:58.000 Yeah.

00:12:59.000 And It was good.

00:13:02.000 But beers beer.

00:13:03.000 Beer will do you.

00:13:05.000 As you get older.

00:13:08.000 Yesterday I was having some beers with Anthony after the show and I go, Oh, fuck, I gotta get my train.

00:13:13.000 Run to the train station, the subway, to get to the train station.

00:13:16.000 Fucking just got it in time.

00:13:18.000 Jump through the doors.

00:13:19.000 Yes.

00:13:20.000 Fuck it.

00:13:21.000 I'm no dummy.

00:13:21.000 I know how to schedule.

00:13:23.000 And then I started seeing the numbers go down.

00:13:25.000 I'm going down.

00:13:26.000 I'm going fucking south.

00:13:27.000 Nice.

00:13:29.000 Then I came back and there was these teenage, not teenage, but like 20-something fans that were there.

00:13:36.000 And I had to hang out with them.

00:13:40.000 Torture.

00:13:40.000 That's the worst thing that happened yesterday.

00:13:42.000 It wasn't a bad day.

00:13:44.000 Yeah.

00:13:45.000 And, well, the Mets almost lost again.

00:13:48.000 Oh, they've been on a boom.

00:13:49.000 Dude, I was so fucking stressed out.

00:13:51.000 We still got to go to that game.

00:13:52.000 We got to make that makeup.

00:13:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:54.000 You've already paid for it, right?

00:13:55.000 Yeah.

00:13:55.000 I got six tickets.

00:13:57.000 We got the sword of Gamacles hanging over our head. 0.93

00:14:01.000 In the news today, well, let's do the Start the Show graphic.

00:14:04.000 Ah.

00:14:04.000 Yes, of course.

00:14:06.000 The Start the Show graphic.

00:14:10.000 Yeah, we're starting the show.

00:14:11.000 That's right.

00:14:12.000 And we love it.

00:14:13.000 We think it to be great.

00:14:14.000 I just can't seem to get where it comes from.

00:14:16.000 Oops.

00:14:17.000 No, that's not correct.

00:14:19.000 There we go.

00:14:20.000 All right.

00:14:24.000 Let's start the show.

00:14:28.000 Bye-bye.

00:14:32.000 My arrow's wrong.

00:14:33.000 It comes from this direction and goes that way, right?

00:14:36.000 Left to right.

00:14:37.000 Yeah.

00:14:37.000 Do you want to try it again?

00:14:38.000 Yeah.

00:14:39.000 Okay.

00:14:43.000 Let's start the show.

00:14:46.000 Yeah.

00:14:47.000 Beautiful, beautiful boomer.

00:14:49.000 Left to right.

00:14:50.000 You want to try it again?

00:14:51.000 Me and right.

00:14:52.000 Matty seems pretty confident about it.

00:14:54.000 I think he's got it.

00:14:55.000 You want to try it?

00:14:57.000 Me?

00:14:57.000 Yeah.

00:14:58.000 Sure.

00:14:58.000 Here we go.

00:14:59.000 Let's start the show.

00:15:03.000 Nice.

00:15:04.000 Got it.

00:15:10.000 Very well done.

00:15:11.000 You want to see a master do it?

00:15:13.000 I would do it, but I don't know if you want me to.

00:15:15.000 Yeah, I want to see you do it.

00:15:16.000 You want to see me show you guys up?

00:15:17.000 All right.

00:15:18.000 Yeah.

00:15:19.000 Is he going to slap?

00:15:22.000 What the fuck?

00:15:25.000 Hi, Mr. Trump.

00:15:26.000 I do a great impression of you at a moment.

00:15:30.000 It was okay, but you fucked up when Trump was there.

00:15:34.000 I got nervous.

00:15:35.000 That's what it was.

00:15:36.000 I got novice.

00:15:38.000 We're still taking super chats, by the way.

00:15:39.000 This is like a regular show, guys.

00:15:42.000 So super chats, you know what to do.

00:15:44.000 You go to the page.

00:15:45.000 I feel like people who have enough money to donate super chats are at work right now.

00:15:52.000 But maybe it's the only way that they can't call in, so this is the only way to interact with the show.

00:15:52.000 Maybe.

00:15:56.000 That's fine.

00:15:57.000 This is a quiet way to do it.

00:15:58.000 You go to live show banner on the site, and then you click this button.

00:16:02.000 It'll walk you through it.

00:16:04.000 Do you know anything about the Georgia Guidestones?

00:16:07.000 I have never heard of them before until today.

00:16:09.000 Really?

00:16:10.000 Until today.

00:16:11.000 Some anonymous rich guy made these giant tablets for life after a nuclear war.

00:16:19.000 And it's some tips on surviving the new world.

00:16:23.000 But it's pretty globalist.

00:16:25.000 Although, can you be a globalist if the world's been annihilated?

00:16:28.000 Like, I'm not really against globalism if there's no globe.

00:16:32.000 Yeah.

00:16:32.000 I don't know.

00:16:33.000 So it said on the maintain humanity under 500 million.

00:16:39.000 Eugenics. 0.69

00:16:41.000 That's not a lot of people.

00:16:43.000 For an Earth.

00:16:44.000 That's a little bit more than America. 0.58

00:16:47.000 Yeah.

00:16:48.000 Well, there they are blown up.

00:16:49.000 Silver car.

00:16:49.000 They blowed up good.

00:16:51.000 They then bloated it up.

00:16:52.000 They weren't that big.

00:16:53.000 Like, to be the most amazing American Stonehenge, they're like 16 feet high.

00:17:00.000 So that's the mysterious car.

00:17:02.000 Now, is it...

00:17:02.000 I don't even know.

00:17:03.000 I haven't really had a chance to...

00:17:05.000 I was consumed with other stories, but that was a pretty powerful explosion.

00:17:09.000 Yeah.

00:17:11.000 But who would have done it?

00:17:16.000 Who's against it?

00:17:16.000 Who's for it?

00:17:17.000 Who's...

00:17:18.000 Well, I'll tell you, there's this chick. 1.00

00:17:23.000 She's a Georgia politician. 0.99

00:17:25.000 She's doing pretty well, and she's always been bitching about these things. 1.00

00:17:28.000 She calls them satanic.

00:17:30.000 Let me just read you what it said on them.

00:17:32.000 Because after that, they said, oh, it's a hazard.

00:17:34.000 They're going to fall.

00:17:35.000 So they totally destroyed them.

00:17:37.000 Guide reproduction wisely is number two.

00:17:39.000 Unite humanity with a living new language.

00:17:43.000 That's like that Esperanza shit. 0.99

00:17:44.000 That's globalist.

00:17:46.000 Number four, rule passion, faith, tradition, and all things with tempered reason.

00:17:50.000 Sounds anti-religious. 0.76

00:17:51.000 Number five, protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.

00:17:55.000 Good.

00:17:55.000 Six, let all nations rule internally, resolving external disputes in a world court.

00:18:00.000 I don't like the word world.

00:18:01.000 Seven, avoid petty laws and useless officials.

00:18:04.000 Good.

00:18:04.000 Eight, balance personal rights with social duties.

00:18:07.000 Nine, prize truth, beauty, love, and seeking harmony with the infinite.

00:18:12.000 No, I'm not doing that.

00:18:14.000 Be not a cancer on earth.

00:18:15.000 Leave room for nature.

00:18:16.000 Leave room for nature is written twice.

00:18:18.000 What a weird fucking guy.

00:18:21.000 Like, you think the whole earth's going to be gone, and there's going to be a bunch of new leaders.

00:18:26.000 That's when it was previously vandalized.

00:18:28.000 That are walking around going, what should we do?

00:18:29.000 What should we do?

00:18:30.000 What should we do?

00:18:31.000 And then they see that.

00:18:33.000 It's got like 10 different languages, Chinese, Hebrew.

00:18:36.000 Is it privately owned?

00:18:39.000 They don't know who built it, still to this day.

00:18:41.000 Well, it was an anonymous donor.

00:18:43.000 I think it was on city land, the government land.

00:18:51.000 Government property.

00:18:52.000 Yeah.

00:18:53.000 Obama is a Muslim.

00:18:56.000 I see.

00:18:57.000 But check out that woman. 1.00

00:18:59.000 This is a woman who a lot of people are saying could be responsible. 0.94

00:19:03.000 Candice Taylor.

00:19:05.000 So she made a video on Brumble saying, I'll fucking sue you if you accuse me of doing that. 0.98

00:19:10.000 She's right?

00:19:11.000 No?

00:19:12.000 She looks a little bit law and order.

00:19:17.000 For two years, I have been running for office.

00:19:19.000 I ran for U.S. Senate and I ran for the governor's.

00:19:23.000 Go to her Twitter page.

00:19:25.000 She's like, we need to take these stones down, these satanic tablets.

00:19:31.000 They are the work of the devil.

00:19:34.000 No, they're the work of a weird rich guy.

00:19:37.000 And now they're gone.

00:19:38.000 They're the work of some Spanish guys who made them.

00:19:40.000 Yeah, but like, I don't like let all nations rule eternally, resolving external disputes in a world court the way it is today because these globalists are determined to make us all one person.

00:19:51.000 But if there's been a nuclear war and there's only 500 million people in the entire world, I can rethink globalism.

00:19:58.000 Yeah.

00:19:59.000 Keep going down?

00:20:01.000 No, no.

00:20:03.000 God is all by himself.

00:20:08.000 Maybe she's deleted these?

00:20:10.000 Well, there's a pinned tweet saying that she wants to take them down on May 2nd.

00:20:16.000 And also, it's weird because they just installed floodlights and cameras right before this happened.

00:20:24.000 Which is odd.

00:20:26.000 I think she deleted them.

00:20:27.000 Maybe.

00:20:28.000 Stop.

00:20:30.000 Everyone's concerned about moral population.

00:20:33.000 Yeah, she had just posted that we have to take these down and they're evil.

00:20:37.000 And they're satanic.

00:20:39.000 I'm the only candidate bold enough to stand Luciferian cabal.

00:20:42.000 Luciferian cabal.

00:20:44.000 Elect me governor of Georgia and I'll bring the satanic regime to its knees and demolish the Georgia guidestones. 0.97

00:20:51.000 That seems like a weird priority.

00:20:54.000 Like even if it was satanic and globalist, I'd be like, there's some weird fucking stones over here.

00:21:02.000 You want to go check them out?

00:21:04.000 Don't take down any statues.

00:21:06.000 No.

00:21:07.000 I know a lot of friends that have gone there.

00:21:09.000 The Confederate statues, they're the losers.

00:21:11.000 Okay, fine.

00:21:13.000 They wanted slavery.

00:21:14.000 All right, that's interesting.

00:21:16.000 It's like burning a book.

00:21:17.000 Oh, really?

00:21:18.000 Would you like to have Hitler statues in Germany?

00:21:21.000 They have Mao statues in China.

00:21:23.000 Wow.

00:21:25.000 It marks time.

00:21:28.000 Let you know where you've been.

00:21:28.000 Exactly.

00:21:31.000 Sacrifice.

00:21:33.000 We're still doing it in present day by killing our unborn. 1.00

00:21:38.000 It's the same demon.

00:21:39.000 It's killing our unborn. 0.96

00:21:39.000 It's the same sacrifice. 0.96

00:21:40.000 It's the same sin.

00:21:42.000 It's just a different time.

00:21:44.000 This is a long shit.

00:21:45.000 I love that accent.

00:21:46.000 I've never banged a southern chick. 0.99

00:21:48.000 I have, but it's funny, like a Spanish chick. 1.00

00:21:50.000 Why are you doing this?

00:21:51.000 Because she looks Spanish? 0.89

00:21:52.000 We don't.

00:21:53.000 And she got the Southern accent like that.

00:21:55.000 But was she talking dirty?

00:21:59.000 In a Southern accent?

00:22:00.000 I have throughout the South.

00:22:02.000 That's great.

00:22:03.000 I've never had that.

00:22:05.000 Well, you didn't grow up in America.

00:22:07.000 True, true.

00:22:11.000 Seth Rogan has just done his nails in a new pattern, and it's a pattern that he's been using in his pottery recently.

00:22:21.000 So it's pretty exciting.

00:22:23.000 There's his nails.

00:22:27.000 I'm not sure what gloop is, but it's probably a t-shirt or something.

00:22:32.000 Like, this is what living in LA does to you.

00:22:38.000 What is going on there?

00:22:40.000 Is that you're going for the Pete Davidson dollar?

00:22:46.000 I don't know.

00:22:49.000 And Crip Daddy brought this to my attention and reminded me that it's exactly like the scene from 40-year-old Virgin when Seth and Paul Rudd are discussing homosexuality.

00:23:04.000 I think, I mean, that sounds gay. 0.96

00:23:06.000 I just want you to know that this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. 0.64

00:23:12.000 Like, there's this, and then in a year, it's like, oh, you know, I kind of want to get back out there, but I think I like guys.

00:23:18.000 And then there's the big, oh, I'm a gay guy now.

00:23:21.000 You're gay for saying that. 1.00

00:23:23.000 I'm gay for saying that.

00:23:24.000 You know, I know you're gay? 1.00

00:23:25.000 How?

00:23:25.000 How do you know I'm gay?

00:23:26.000 Because you macromade yourself.

00:23:28.000 He's got genius.

00:23:30.000 You just told me you're not sleeping with women. 0.99

00:23:32.000 You know how I know that you're gay? 1.00

00:23:34.000 Because you're gay. 0.99

00:23:34.000 How? 0.99

00:23:34.000 You got some people that have been to his house. 0.99

00:23:36.000 He's kind of.

00:23:38.000 You know how I know you're gay? 1.00

00:23:39.000 Kind of gay? 0.93

00:23:40.000 I'm not saying it.

00:23:41.000 Why not?

00:23:43.000 What, we don't out people?

00:23:44.000 I'm trying to think of...

00:23:46.000 Before I hear, I'd have to confirm with the person who told me.

00:23:51.000 Well, look it up, Ryan.

00:23:53.000 Did Seth Rogan come out and I didn't notice?

00:23:56.000 He likes to do a lot of partying and sit naked on his couch with people in his house.

00:24:04.000 Ew.

00:24:06.000 You know, a penis is not a good-looking thing.

00:24:09.000 But I may have the name confused.

00:24:12.000 Because I don't pay attention to all these guys.

00:24:16.000 Oh.

00:24:17.000 Okay, there's a couple things I got lined up.

00:24:19.000 One of them.

00:24:23.000 So you have a certain celebrity in the movie confess that he's gay.

00:24:28.000 Yeah.

00:24:29.000 Could you do me a favor right now and just make this the interview of a lifetime?

00:24:33.000 And could one of you confess to me that you're gay? 0.83

00:24:35.000 You want to come out of the closet for me right now?

00:24:38.000 We could work.

00:24:39.000 Could you do it?

00:24:40.000 Could you?

00:24:40.000 We're both gay.

00:24:41.000 We're both gay.

00:24:42.000 I knew it.

00:24:43.000 Now are you dating each other?

00:24:44.000 Are you dating James Franco?

00:24:46.000 Remember that fucking movie, the interview?

00:24:48.000 We pussied out as a nation and refused to show it in theaters because there was a rumor that Kim Jong-un was offended by it and he might hurt us.

00:24:58.000 That was a dark time.

00:24:59.000 I remember being like, okay, fine.

00:25:01.000 Without even him saying anything, there was a rumor that he had threatened America and we all shut in our drawers.

00:25:09.000 Fucking pussy central. 1.00

00:25:11.000 How embarrassing.

00:25:12.000 Now this is about his gay nails. 0.81

00:25:13.000 Seth Rogan's fan slammed gay remarks as actor rocks Orange Nails.

00:25:18.000 He rocked.

00:25:18.000 Doesn't he rock those nails?

00:25:20.000 He fucking rocks those nails.

00:25:22.000 He's got a limited run of these gloopy ashtrays that he makes, ceramic ashtrays.

00:25:22.000 So what is it?

00:25:28.000 Each one comes with a signed certificate, and he did his gay little nails for the gay. 0.90

00:25:33.000 So I guess he makes one and then some Chinese slaves duplicate it. 0.99

00:25:37.000 Make the rest, yeah.

00:25:38.000 More likely.

00:25:39.000 His latest weed pottery creation.

00:25:43.000 Seth Rogan is sorry for all those gay jokes, 2019. 1.00

00:25:47.000 I'm so nauseated by Hollywood.

00:25:48.000 I can only tolerate it in small little doses.

00:25:51.000 I mean, talking to Josh yesterday about comedy clubs and how the whole genre of stand-up comedy has been obliterated by faggotry And feminism and affirmative action, where the perfect example is Bill Burr's new special, where the main thread is: everyone is racist, 1.00

00:26:10.000 white women are annoying, Kyle Rittenhouse is a racist, and abortion is awesome. 1.00

00:26:15.000 And it's not remotely funny, totally embarrassing.

00:26:19.000 And all of the communities were chosen not by how funny they are.

00:26:21.000 These are not friends who kill.

00:26:22.000 These are friends who are gay, female, black, Asian, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.98

00:26:27.000 So fucking boring.

00:26:29.000 Did you see the congresswoman from Rhode Island?

00:26:34.000 She came out or put out a video last night, late last night, whatever.

00:26:37.000 And she's blaming everyone that it's racist that they don't like black gay women. 1.00

00:26:43.000 Yes.

00:26:43.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:26:44.000 That's 1-7.

00:26:45.000 She twerks in a video.

00:26:47.000 She stands on her head and shows her disgusting. 1.00

00:26:50.000 Did you hear her saying, oh, look at that ass. 1.00

00:26:51.000 Look at that ass. 1.00

00:26:52.000 She's like talking to herself as she's filming it.

00:26:55.000 She's like, oh, yeah, that ass. 1.00

00:26:56.000 Well, this is a running theme for today's episode is affirmative action.

00:27:01.000 Affirmative actions ruin comedy, and look what it's done to politics. 0.64

00:27:06.000 Vote Senator Mac.

00:27:09.000 Vote Senator Mac.

00:27:10.000 She's a senator. 0.99

00:27:11.000 She's running for re-election, not election. 1.00

00:27:14.000 She's already been elected.

00:27:15.000 Senator Mac.

00:27:17.000 You don't know how the other one where she talks about it?

00:27:20.000 How she's getting ripped off.

00:27:21.000 Go to her 1-8.

00:27:25.000 She says, well, if you check her TikTok, she's using it from the official TikTok of her district.

00:27:32.000 This isn't her personal TikTok.

00:27:35.000 So she has 16 responses to this.

00:27:38.000 It's taking up all of her time.

00:27:47.000 But the conversation has not shifted towards why my body is a topic of conversation in the news in the first place.

00:27:54.000 A little over two weeks ago, the United States Supreme Court overturned Roe versus Wade.

00:28:00.000 So if you act like a fucking imbecile, we shouldn't talk about it because abortion is not illegal.

00:28:07.000 She put her body out there. 0.99

00:28:09.000 You twerked upside down.

00:28:11.000 We've never seen a politician do that.

00:28:12.000 Your ass sucks, by the way. 0.98

00:28:14.000 You may want to have a great ass if you're going to be twerking upside down. 0.87

00:28:16.000 What I'm saying is, you put the video up.

00:28:20.000 Yeah.

00:28:20.000 You asked for this, you stupid bitch.

00:28:22.000 On the door to the shit.

00:28:23.000 And then she's like, why is everyone talking about it?

00:28:25.000 Go to the next one, 1-9.

00:28:27.000 But they're not accepting of a black. 0.96

00:28:28.000 What did she say?

00:28:29.000 The black. 0.90

00:28:30.000 She said, y'all have to watch how you talk about black and queer women. 0.78

00:28:30.000 Oh. 0.78

00:28:35.000 Look at all these responses.

00:28:37.000 When she was a teacher, she taught it in her classroom.

00:28:40.000 Oh.

00:28:41.000 So the bottom left there is the twerk one, and then the remaining 16 are responses.

00:28:47.000 She talks, she responds to every single comment she gets.

00:28:52.000 Oh my God.

00:28:53.000 What?

00:28:54.000 Baby girl.

00:28:55.000 Baby girl.

00:28:57.000 No, this ain't it.

00:28:58.000 This ain't.

00:28:59.000 That was a good comeback.

00:29:00.000 Baby, this ain't it because I have an Ivy League degree and I'm a sitting state senator.

00:29:08.000 And you know better.

00:29:09.000 It's not about what I'm wearing.

00:29:10.000 It's not about what I'm doing.

00:29:11.000 They don't receive a lot of people.

00:29:13.000 Go ahead.

00:29:14.000 Has turned politics into Zimbabwean garbage. 0.98

00:29:18.000 This is in the beginning, in the beginning.

00:29:22.000 This is shoot the boar.

00:29:24.000 This is fucking raging incompetence.

00:29:27.000 I just saw a video of some, I don't know, Kenyan official get caught with embezzling money, and he fakes a seizure and pretends that he's passed out so the paramedics will move him out of there, which they don't do.

00:29:42.000 They all start trying to open his mouth to get Aaron.

00:29:44.000 It's fucking bizarre.

00:29:45.000 It's a fucking clown show.

00:29:47.000 And then remember Crystal Matthews from last week?

00:29:50.000 Another piece of trash.

00:29:53.000 Like she sits there calling herself the N-word.

00:29:56.000 If you were to call her what she calls herself, you'd be canceled.

00:29:59.000 But she's like, I'm a real deal.

00:30:02.000 And I can turn it on and turn it off.

00:30:05.000 And I need some of that drug dealer money.

00:30:06.000 I need them duffel bags.

00:30:08.000 And she talks to two inmates.

00:30:10.000 I don't know where.

00:30:11.000 Not a recorded phone.

00:30:12.000 Yeah.

00:30:13.000 And you got to know when you talk to inmates, 100% of it is public.

00:30:17.000 It's being recorded.

00:30:18.000 Go to 2-0.

00:30:22.000 We talked about this last week, but what I found more amazing...

00:30:25.000 Give me that dope campaign. 1.00

00:30:27.000 Where the fuck is my black be with money?

00:30:28.000 They got to be able to take that shit on their chin or they can't.

00:30:32.000 And I still got to struggle to raise money for my campaign.

00:30:35.000 Where the f ⁇ is my black people with money? 0.95

00:30:37.000 I don't care about no dope money. 0.94

00:30:39.000 Give me that dope boy money.

00:30:41.000 Where does Duffy?

00:30:42.000 Scott Manny Trap House.

00:30:44.000 By the way, previous to this, she was saying we need to have people run in red states as Republicans, but secretly be Democrats.

00:30:52.000 Right, so they can infiltrate and turn it over.

00:30:54.000 Which is, again, African levels of corruption. 1.00

00:30:57.000 And I'm not saying this because they're black.

00:30:58.000 I'm saying this because affirmative action has destroyed politics in places like in third world countries like South Africa. 0.89

00:31:06.000 And now it's ruining our country.

00:31:09.000 But what was amazing about this is not so much the corruption.

00:31:13.000 She kept saying it was a private conversation, but her reaction when she was caught.

00:31:19.000 Right?

00:31:20.000 2-1, she goes, the people, I didn't do anything wrong.

00:31:24.000 It was a private conversation.

00:31:25.000 And then in that one, she goes, before this part, she goes, I don't have the duffel bags.

00:31:32.000 I just said, give me the duffel bags.

00:31:33.000 But I'm not getting illegal money.

00:31:36.000 I just wanted some.

00:31:37.000 That's conspiracy.

00:31:38.000 Yeah.

00:31:39.000 And then you'll go to jail because you profited from the ill-gotten gains, you fucking moron.

00:31:43.000 How did you get elected anywhere?

00:31:46.000 Yeah, drug money is bad for your campaign.

00:31:49.000 It's not like it's magical and it's erased.

00:31:52.000 If you spend drug money, then you're in trouble.

00:31:55.000 Yeah, if you profit anyway.

00:31:57.000 Well, they always use that to bust guys, right?

00:31:59.000 They say, you got your mom a Land Rover, so she's going to go down unless you start talking.

00:32:04.000 They leverage you with anything.

00:32:06.000 But look at this reaction.

00:32:08.000 Isn't this a third world reaction?

00:32:10.000 I shouldn't have used Africa because now they're going to make it all about race. 1.00

00:32:13.000 This could be Venezuela.

00:32:15.000 That's a better analogy.

00:32:17.000 This is Venezuelan reactions.

00:32:20.000 Project Veritas actions white supremacists.

00:32:22.000 It should be noted that this doctor audio is being leaked by Project Veritas, a known white supremacist group.

00:32:30.000 Do you want to correct your statement?

00:32:31.000 They didn't even say supremacist.

00:32:35.000 A known white supremacist group.

00:32:40.000 Yes.

00:32:40.000 State reps.

00:32:41.000 South Carolina.

00:32:43.000 She stood by your comments.

00:32:44.000 She said they were taken out of context.

00:32:46.000 My words were taken out of context.

00:32:49.000 And now I'm asking her for that.

00:32:50.000 No, your entire 40-minute conversation is online.

00:32:55.000 And the context is overwhelmingly clear.

00:32:59.000 Do you think there's going to be ethics herein?

00:33:01.000 Do you expect any sort of significant concern?

00:33:03.000 I'm filming you.

00:33:04.000 I'm filming you.

00:33:05.000 Yeah, he's filming him.

00:33:08.000 They're filming they.

00:33:12.000 All right, so that's enough of that.

00:33:14.000 Dude, just leave her alone. 1.00

00:33:16.000 She's just trying to have some food, and you're fucking bothering her. 0.88

00:33:19.000 No, it's brutal.

00:33:21.000 You know, she's just sitting there having a fun time and she's talking some shit on the phone. 0.99

00:33:26.000 And then you come to her.

00:33:26.000 She's talking about corruption.

00:33:29.000 She's talking about politicians running as one thing secretly as spies.

00:33:33.000 That's called.

00:33:34.000 They're all corrupt.

00:33:35.000 Yeah, that's treasonous.

00:33:37.000 They're all corrupt.

00:33:38.000 You know, if you look at the white people that started the country in the first place, they're locking up the Chinese. 0.99

00:33:43.000 They're like, oh, making them work on the...

00:33:45.000 Yeah.

00:33:46.000 Do you know your white bill?

00:33:49.000 I got a black wife. 0.99

00:33:50.000 Yeah, I know.

00:33:51.000 Yeah, we're getting bored of your new Bill the Burr with the black wife. 1.00

00:33:55.000 You don't see this hair?

00:33:56.000 I grew this out.

00:33:56.000 Look at this.

00:33:57.000 This is real.

00:33:58.000 Nobody cares.

00:33:59.000 Get over your burrito.

00:33:59.000 Nobody cares.

00:34:00.000 It's a fro, dude.

00:34:01.000 I could say the word if I wanted to.

00:34:03.000 I just don't want to.

00:34:06.000 Last note on this affirmative action.

00:34:12.000 No, no, not the last note.

00:34:13.000 Boris Johnson has been forced to resign because a gay got too drunk and grabbed someone's ass. 1.00

00:34:19.000 If a gay man grabs my ass, I will hit his hand away and maybe shove him and say, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:34:27.000 I will not secretly report it to someone and demand 10 years later that someone get fired for not doing enough.

00:34:36.000 Can we handle our own asses, please? 0.87

00:34:38.000 Do we need to exactly?

00:34:43.000 Jesse, you were just in the same predicament.

00:34:45.000 No, that one was lies.

00:34:48.000 This one is, it happened, but the way they handled it is gay. 0.96

00:34:52.000 Better.

00:34:53.000 Better.

00:34:54.000 So, Jesse, were you going for the alpha males or the betas?

00:34:58.000 Well, that's the thing.

00:34:59.000 I would test them to see if they were gay. 1.00

00:35:02.000 They weren't.

00:35:02.000 And guess what?

00:35:03.000 Had to pass the smell test.

00:35:05.000 So go to 2-3, Jesse.

00:35:08.000 Okay.

00:35:09.000 Now, I don't know if when I hear about a gay man in politics, I think it's 50-50 affirmative action.

00:35:15.000 Ed Koch.

00:35:16.000 Look at this guy's gay face. 1.00

00:35:18.000 Ed Koch, yeah.

00:35:19.000 He has a pretty long history of politics, though, so maybe he's not an affirmative action.

00:35:19.000 I looked him up.

00:35:24.000 But it is kind of affirmative action-y that there's all of this outrage because he got drunk and grabbed some dudes' buns.

00:35:32.000 Like, who fucking cares?

00:35:34.000 That's between you and the guy with the buns.

00:35:36.000 And a man should be able to handle his own buns. 0.78

00:35:38.000 That's a t-shirt.

00:35:39.000 You know, be funny?

00:35:40.000 Handle your own buns-ness. 0.98

00:35:42.000 It'll be funny, affirmative auction.

00:35:44.000 It was like, oh, we got a black trans woman here. 0.96

00:35:47.000 We're going once, going twice.

00:35:48.000 Black trans auction here for secretary.

00:35:49.000 Secretary going once.

00:35:50.000 We got a black guy here.

00:35:51.000 We got a black woman with a dick. 1.00

00:35:53.000 Everybody wants to have a black woman with a dick. 1.00

00:35:55.000 Told to the coach.

00:35:56.000 Well, you can add to that list of bids the three people who have demanded that Boris Johnson leave.

00:36:05.000 Would you like to hear their names?

00:36:07.000 These are the three prominent British politicians that have demanded Boris Johnson quit.

00:36:11.000 And he did.

00:36:12.000 He took their advice.

00:36:14.000 Crazy.

00:36:14.000 They are Nadeem Zahawi, Sajid Javid, and Rishi Sunak.

00:36:23.000 Oh.

00:36:25.000 All refugees.

00:36:26.000 Chancellor of the Exchequer, Nadeem Zahawi.

00:36:32.000 He's an Iraqi Muslim immigrant.

00:36:37.000 And it's weird to say immigrant in Britain these days because half the time, like if they were born here, their parents are immigrants and their parents didn't speak English.

00:36:46.000 Like if you grew up in Luton as a Muslim, you could not speak English for 10 years, no problem. 1.00

00:36:53.000 It's a fifth column.

00:36:54.000 So there's so little assimilation.

00:36:57.000 Are you even immigrating?

00:36:59.000 It's like a Pakistani colony in Luton.

00:37:02.000 So yeah, the first guy had just been appointed the day before by Boris, and his first motion was, you should quit.

00:37:09.000 Nice loyalty.

00:37:11.000 And then the other guy, Sajid Javid, he's Pakistani, Muslim.

00:37:17.000 His mom didn't speak English for her first 10 years here. 0.75

00:37:20.000 That's 2.5.

00:37:23.000 And then the last guy, Rishi Sunak, he's an Indian, a Hindu.

00:37:30.000 By the way, all these guys complain about racism all the time.

00:37:33.000 He's like an Indian aristocrat who comes here and his first order of business is, let's make sure Boris Johnson gets fucking fired.

00:37:41.000 Well, they're not too big on homosexuals either. 0.89

00:37:45.000 Yeah, that's funny.

00:37:46.000 I've been known to kill them.

00:37:47.000 Yeah, the three, yeah.

00:37:48.000 The three, we'll say Pakis. 1.00

00:37:52.000 It's a racial epithet that is ignorant because it includes Indians and Sikhs and people who are never near Pakistan, but that's why it's funny because it's dumb. 0.90

00:38:03.000 Like calling a gook a chink. 1.00

00:38:07.000 Or nip-a-zip. 0.99

00:38:14.000 But these three Packies, for lack of a better word, coming from the most anti-gay culture imaginable, are now forcing the Prime Minister to quit because a gay got too horny. 0.98

00:38:24.000 And now is that affirmative action clown world or what? 0.85

00:38:27.000 Sexuality.

00:38:28.000 There's naked women on page three in a fucking daily newspaper. 1.00

00:38:31.000 Yeah.

00:38:33.000 I mean, it is so openly...

00:38:35.000 The sexuality in England, Scotland, and Europe is so open.

00:38:41.000 This is ridiculous.

00:38:42.000 It's on the tenant slagger beer cans.

00:38:44.000 It's ridiculous.

00:38:44.000 Beer cans have naked ladies in them.

00:38:48.000 My last note on affirmative action is, of course, our last two press secretaries, Corrine Jean-Pierre, who was hired because she is a gay immigrant black woman.

00:39:00.000 Four.

00:39:01.000 The only thing she's not is crippled. 0.94

00:39:04.000 Or trans. 0.99

00:39:06.000 Well, with gay, you can kind of mess around with that. 1.00

00:39:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:09.000 If I was in the DNC, I'd smash her kneecaps with a hammer and get her in a wheelchair, and then we'd have five. 1.00

00:39:16.000 We'd have five things.

00:39:17.000 So both her and Jen Saki, when Katanji, what's her name, Katanji Jackson Brown was elected. 0.97

00:39:28.000 She was elected because she's a black woman, of course. 0.99

00:39:30.000 Joe Biden said, I'm going to elect a black woman. 0.99

00:39:32.000 I don't care who the fuck it is.

00:39:34.000 And he did it.

00:39:34.000 Same with the press secretary.

00:39:36.000 And these affirmative action hires are talking about that affirmative action hire, and they fucking spell her name wrong. 0.59

00:39:42.000 Now, that might not seem like a big deal to you, but if you're the press secretary and you're talking about a Supreme Court judge, don't call her Kent Adgy Brown Jackson.

00:39:53.000 Come on.

00:39:54.000 And then look, so that's Corine Jean-Pierre.

00:39:57.000 And then go down to Jensaki.

00:39:58.000 She'd make the same fucking mistake. 0.98

00:40:00.000 Kataji.

00:40:02.000 And then finally, we have Kamala Harris.

00:40:05.000 And you know the staff around her are all affirmative action hires.

00:40:09.000 And her entire cabinet is so shitty and so devoid of meritocracy that when she's in Louisiana, some AA hire spells it Louisiana.

00:40:22.000 Essence.

00:40:23.000 Seriously.

00:40:25.000 How can you not spell?

00:40:28.000 Wait, here's that.

00:40:30.000 I'm on my note.

00:40:33.000 Go ahead.

00:40:34.000 Good.

00:40:38.000 Same thoughts.

00:40:39.000 Same time.

00:40:40.000 Time.

00:40:41.000 That's hard.

00:40:42.000 What about the black Republican congressman running for Congress with the AR-15 and the Klansmen? 0.79

00:40:50.000 Yeah.

00:40:50.000 Well, that was funny, though.

00:40:52.000 That was cool.

00:40:54.000 Insane.

00:40:55.000 And that's using the left's bullshit rhetoric against him.

00:40:59.000 Okay, we're going to start taking some calls.

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00:41:28.000 I actually look at Biden and I go, wow, I used to think the president didn't have that much authority and he was just a puppet.

00:41:34.000 But when you get a retard, he really fucks up the country. 1.00

00:41:38.000 Like Pete Budegig, when he's in charge of the supply chain, you go, oh, he's just a puppet.

00:41:44.000 He doesn't really do anything.

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00:42:19.000 And no one's saying empty your bank account and spend it all on silver and gold, but you'd be insane not to have some.

00:42:26.000 It's not like this is going to go down and you'll lose money.

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00:42:33.000 So put something aside, a few hundred bucks for a rainy day, because who knows what is going on with this dollar?

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00:43:02.000 Gavin.

00:43:03.000 I'm losing my voice already.

00:43:06.000 All right, Ryguy, I think we can afford to open up the phone lines and at the same time open up the mailbag.

00:43:18.000 Okay.

00:43:18.000 What do you think of that, slowest person alive?

00:43:21.000 I think, first of all, I was getting ready for calling.

00:43:24.000 Thank you.

00:43:25.000 But by freeloaders.

00:43:28.000 Yeah, we should do that.

00:43:28.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

00:43:29.000 No, no.

00:43:30.000 Don't look.

00:43:31.000 I decide how this show works, shithead.

00:43:33.000 Oh, no, I'm just changing things around.

00:43:35.000 No, well, don't change anything around.

00:43:37.000 Shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:43:41.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:43:46.000 Let me touch it.

00:43:48.000 I like to have some calls and some letters in the free section so some people can see what the fuck is going on.

00:44:00.000 Okay?

00:44:01.000 Yes.

00:44:09.000 First letter.

00:44:10.000 Oh, I got a sneeze, but I don't got a sneeze.

00:44:12.000 He lost the sneeze.

00:44:15.000 The sneeze is gone.

00:44:16.000 Where do the sneezes go?

00:44:18.000 The island of Misfit sneezes?

00:44:20.000 These sad little lonely sneezes that never work.

00:44:23.000 It's like an abortion.

00:44:26.000 Death of Sonny.

00:44:27.000 Hey, Hetros. 1.00

00:44:28.000 Last week was Sonny Barger's passing.

00:44:30.000 Just wanted Maddie's opinion, if any.

00:44:34.000 AFFA?

00:44:35.000 Great show from Shitty Grammar Kid.

00:44:37.000 What does AFFA mean?

00:44:38.000 Angels Forever, Forever, Angels.

00:44:40.000 Oh.

00:44:41.000 Yeah, the motorcycle community, especially the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, lost an icon.

00:44:46.000 I mean, in 83 years, a long run.

00:44:50.000 Yeah, so he didn't technically start the Hells Angels, but it wasn't much when he showed up.

00:44:56.000 No, it was the third charter.

00:44:57.000 He had Purdue, then San Francisco, and then Sonny Open, Oakland, and I think 57.

00:45:04.000 And what a bunch of lives he changed.

00:45:07.000 Oh, he definitely was the visionary who took the club to where it is today.

00:45:11.000 And I think a lot of outsiders, well, I'm an outsider, but a lot of outsiders would say they're just a bunch of criminals and drug dealers, yeah.

00:45:18.000 But you don't get, you're not on the inside, you don't get to see the fun.

00:45:23.000 Right.

00:45:23.000 Like with Proud Boys, people go, oh, they're racist.

00:45:25.000 They go to a parade and stuff.

00:45:27.000 Yeah, you're not at the meetups.

00:45:28.000 You're not at Westfest With thousands of people, guys marrying dudes.

00:45:33.000 I'm not literally, I'm officiating the marriage.

00:45:35.000 And fucking all-night parties and a boxing ring, fucking strippers. 1.00

00:45:42.000 It's awesome times.

00:45:43.000 Like, think of the amount of awesome times that are his, that, that happened because of him.

00:45:50.000 If you could put that in a fucking shipping container, gold.

00:45:54.000 He's an icon, a legend, you know, American legend, 100%.

00:45:59.000 I always had a good time with him.

00:46:00.000 I met him tons of times.

00:46:02.000 But, hey, we're all going to die at some point.

00:46:06.000 Did he have any money?

00:46:09.000 Hey, he did.

00:46:09.000 You know, he wrote like five books.

00:46:11.000 He had a movie done.

00:46:13.000 You know, he had a bunch of motorcycle shops throughout his life.

00:46:19.000 Sure, he had a few dollars.

00:46:21.000 Rest in peace, sonny.

00:46:22.000 There's nothing wrong with watching censored.tv and driving.

00:46:25.000 I do it most days.

00:46:25.000 I just drove from Aiken, South Carolina to Pennsylvania.

00:46:28.000 I shoe horses.

00:46:29.000 So I watched many a video.

00:46:30.000 I just set it up on a stand under the steering wheel so I can peek down and look.

00:46:33.000 It's better than holding and scrolling on the phone.

00:46:37.000 Yeah, I have to admit I do that too sometimes.

00:46:39.000 That's dangerous.

00:46:40.000 I won't look at it, but, you know, sometimes if he's like, look at these fucking tits, I'll just have a quick glance. 1.00

00:46:48.000 Watching TV while driving.

00:46:51.000 What a world.

00:46:52.000 And I don't wear a seatbelt.

00:46:53.000 I'm anti-seatbelt.

00:46:56.000 That's one of my more controversial views.

00:46:58.000 I think it makes you drive shittier.

00:47:01.000 Yeah, but what if someone smashes into you?

00:47:03.000 Yeah.

00:47:04.000 It's not...

00:47:05.000 No.

00:47:07.000 You're wearing a seatbelt on a motorcycle.

00:47:09.000 Yeah.

00:47:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:11.000 Dear Gavin Gay, I'm just forwarding you an abortion story for your new state. 0.98

00:47:17.000 Where are state leaders taking extra steps to ensure a right to abortion?

00:47:21.000 Well, Colorado, North Carolina.

00:47:25.000 Am I in North Carolina or?

00:47:26.000 South Carolina is Greenville.

00:47:27.000 I'm in South Carolina.

00:47:30.000 So, yeah.

00:47:31.000 Wrong state.

00:47:32.000 That's the wrong state.

00:47:34.000 That's a dumb letter.

00:47:35.000 Suck my balls. 1.00

00:47:36.000 Fuck yourself.

00:47:40.000 Someone named Victoria has sent a yard sign that the neighbors should love.

00:47:44.000 It says, we believe blacks commit more crime. 0.99

00:47:48.000 Trans are mentally ill gays. 1.00

00:47:51.000 Marriage is for straight people. 0.51

00:47:53.000 Women have too many rights as it is. 1.00

00:47:56.000 God is real.

00:47:58.000 Life begins at conception.

00:48:00.000 Voter fraud is a threat to justice everywhere.

00:48:03.000 Yeah, that's a great sign.

00:48:05.000 I love that it comes from a chick. 1.00

00:48:06.000 It's amazing how many broads we have as fans. 0.95

00:48:11.000 And I was saying this to Anthony last night.

00:48:12.000 When I looked out of the audience in Orlando, there was lots of hot broads. 1.00

00:48:18.000 I think it's because we're so pro-housewife that a lot of the moms support us.

00:48:29.000 And then the hot thing would be because we're kind of hipstery and we talk about fashion and pretty girls and stuff.

00:48:37.000 That's just my theory.

00:48:41.000 What are your takes on testosterone replacement therapy?

00:48:43.000 I'm 31.

00:48:44.000 I've been diagnosed with slightly low T. Should I inject the sauce or just be natty?

00:48:48.000 I don't know what I tried.

00:48:50.000 HGH, did I try something?

00:48:53.000 No, it was like the precursor thing that stops your estrogen.

00:48:56.000 I forget what it is.

00:48:57.000 What it does.

00:48:59.000 It tells your body.

00:49:00.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

00:49:01.000 It tells your body to produce more testosterone, but it's a good way to do it because your body never forgets how to make testosterone.

00:49:09.000 When you take testosterone, your body goes, oh, someone's already handling this.

00:49:12.000 I'll stop.

00:49:13.000 And then when you get off it, you're fucked.

00:49:14.000 That's at least what the doctor told me.

00:49:16.000 But I didn't like it.

00:49:18.000 It increased my ability to grow muscles like 2%, 3%.

00:49:23.000 It wasn't a visible difference to anyone but me, really.

00:49:26.000 It really just helps you recover.

00:49:28.000 That's the only thing it does.

00:49:29.000 That's crazy.

00:49:29.000 How is somebody 31?

00:49:31.000 Well, I get it now.

00:49:32.000 It's because they're killing.

00:49:36.000 The younger generations are more virgins, more low T, more everything. 0.75

00:49:40.000 They're just not men.

00:49:42.000 31 years old, you got low T?

00:49:45.000 Like, I'm 50, and I got more T than Ryan.

00:49:48.000 Well, according to that one thing.

00:49:50.000 Yeah.

00:49:51.000 What, science?

00:49:52.000 No.

00:49:53.000 Blood work?

00:49:53.000 Whatever that was.

00:49:54.000 It wasn't my blood work.

00:49:56.000 It was blood work, actually.

00:49:57.000 According to blood work, which is not well-established.

00:50:01.000 It's pretty flat earthy, this blood work.

00:50:04.000 That site has been flagged for a lot of sus results.

00:50:07.000 Like, guys did it twice and then just completely different results.

00:50:10.000 So I'm going to take it again, and you're going to take it again.

00:50:13.000 Now that I have the company card, I'm going to buy that.

00:50:16.000 Okay, you do that, Lee.

00:50:17.000 So these are some things.

00:50:18.000 Medium.

00:50:19.000 These are some things.

00:50:19.000 No, not medium.

00:50:20.000 It was medium, low.

00:50:22.000 That's low.

00:50:23.000 Medium, low.

00:50:25.000 No such thing.

00:50:26.000 There's low, there's medium, there's high.

00:50:29.000 It's a spectrum.

00:50:29.000 If you're below medium, you're low.

00:50:31.000 No, I'm not.

00:50:33.000 This is why you're dumb.

00:50:35.000 Because you have a force field around you that blocks out facts.

00:50:40.000 And you can't grow that way.

00:50:42.000 You should come up with some sort of brain tea.

00:50:48.000 That should be my name, brain tea.

00:50:50.000 Anyway, but I'm not done.

00:50:52.000 So I felt like I noticed I was going bald, and this is my only good feature left.

00:50:58.000 So that was a deal breaker.

00:51:00.000 But I also didn't feel like myself.

00:51:02.000 I felt like a guy who had rented Gavin McInnes' body, like the Terminator, when he takes over someone.

00:51:08.000 And my kids were like, I don't know.

00:51:10.000 It was weird.

00:51:11.000 They were like someone else's kids.

00:51:13.000 And I didn't live in my home.

00:51:15.000 I felt like a weird robot.

00:51:17.000 So I turfed it.

00:51:19.000 There's natural things you can do.

00:51:20.000 Sleep is probably the biggest one.

00:51:22.000 And I got my sleep in check.

00:51:24.000 Yeah, that's never been an issue with Mr. Puerto Rican over here.

00:51:28.000 No, no, it was terrible.

00:51:29.000 Going to sleep at four in the morning.

00:51:30.000 Dude, you went to sleep once when you were driving my car.

00:51:33.000 Well, I'm not saying that I don't take...

00:51:35.000 I used to take naps.

00:51:37.000 Okay, can you shut up, please?

00:51:38.000 But wait, look at Freddy Prince Jr. when he was 19 years old on Johnny Carson.

00:51:45.000 You love his wife.

00:51:46.000 You love his wife?

00:51:47.000 Yeah.

00:51:47.000 Is she hot as shit?

00:51:51.000 What are you talking about, Ryan?

00:51:52.000 This is Freddie Prince Jr.

00:51:53.000 Yes, we're waiting.

00:51:54.000 Well, we're waiting.

00:51:56.000 That's Sam Davis Jr.

00:51:59.000 Is that a joke?

00:52:00.000 Look at him.

00:52:01.000 This is a 19-year-old.

00:52:02.000 That's Freddy Prince.

00:52:03.000 That's his father who killed himself.

00:52:05.000 Jr.

00:52:06.000 Prince.

00:52:08.000 This is what a 19-year-old was like in the 70s.

00:52:23.000 Yeah, he's even laid.

00:52:24.000 He has a car.

00:52:25.000 Yeah, he looks, sounds, and carries himself like a 30-something year-old.

00:52:29.000 When I was in high school, there'd be a guy with his own apartment and a truck and a beard.

00:52:35.000 We started shaving in seventh grade, 12, 13.

00:52:40.000 And then you cut to July 4th weekend when I'm about to jump off that cliff and I say to the 20-year-old, what are you waiting for?

00:52:45.000 And he goes, I'm being a bitch.

00:52:48.000 It's acceptable.

00:52:50.000 Hey, Gavin and Rye guy, just dropping in, and Maddie, just dropping in a quick 11.

00:52:54.000 Twitch streamers seem to be the new haven for barely legal bucks and babes. 0.98

00:52:58.000 This hoe loves to dress up. 1.00

00:53:00.000 No way, this is not an obvious 11.

00:53:03.000 Let's see what you call an 11.

00:53:03.000 Okay?

00:53:05.000 An 11.

00:53:06.000 11!

00:53:09.000 Is she an 11?

00:53:10.000 Don't be so stupid.

00:53:15.000 Let's see.

00:53:19.000 She's got a weird nose. 1.00

00:53:21.000 Looks like she's had rhinoblasty. 1.00

00:53:23.000 Yeah, I'm going to go with...

00:53:25.000 I'll go with a 7.2.

00:53:28.000 I think I could go a little higher, but 7.6 seems generous.

00:53:37.000 That style is so corny.

00:53:39.000 You have like a weea boo style, sir. 0.68

00:53:42.000 Okay, so you just called a 7.6.

00:53:46.000 Let's compromise on 7.5.

00:53:48.000 You called a 7.5 an 11.

00:53:50.000 11!

00:53:52.000 And he's got other pictures over here with tons of makeup looking retarded. 0.97

00:53:57.000 Just being a mime there, I guess.

00:53:59.000 One man's 11 is another man's 7.5.

00:54:03.000 Look at all her pictures together, though, Ryan.

00:54:05.000 There's this weird goth picture where she's pushing her friend up against the wall.

00:54:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:11.000 They're in the hallway, yeah.

00:54:12.000 Goth shit seems so cheap.

00:54:15.000 Like, one of them's wearing goth crocs.

00:54:18.000 And then all that other, like, hot topic shit, it seems, you know, when you buy a Halloween costume on Amazon at the last second and it's, like, plasticky and it all just seems so low quality.

00:54:33.000 Gross.

00:54:35.000 It's crazy.

00:54:37.000 Do we have any calls?

00:54:37.000 All right.

00:54:39.000 We do.

00:54:40.000 Let's talk to them and then go behind the paywall.

00:54:42.000 Alrighty then.

00:54:43.000 Yeah, this is a high school picture in 1950.

00:54:46.000 Thanks for calling.

00:54:48.000 They look like fucking 40 or 10.

00:54:49.000 Look at the one in the front.

00:54:50.000 She looks like she's pumped out seven kids. 1.00

00:54:53.000 No, that's got to be the teachers at the front.

00:54:56.000 Well, maybe not.

00:54:56.000 No?

00:54:57.000 They all look like teachers.

00:54:58.000 Yeah.

00:55:00.000 Fuck, people are getting younger.

00:55:03.000 Hey, teach. 0.97

00:55:06.000 We have Madeline on the line.

00:55:10.000 734.

00:55:11.000 You're on the line.

00:55:12.000 You got to turn your mic on Gav.

00:55:14.000 Hello.

00:55:14.000 Hey.

00:55:14.000 Hi, Madeline.

00:55:16.000 Hi.

00:55:17.000 I was just calling to talk about Roby Wade.

00:55:20.000 Uh-huh.

00:55:22.000 Well, last month, I had a miscarriage.

00:55:27.000 And it was just such an unfortunate time for us because everywhere I look, you know, these people are begging to be able to put themselves through what I went through.

00:55:37.000 Yeah, that must be kind of macabre.

00:55:39.000 How far along were you when it happened?

00:55:42.000 I was 14 weeks.

00:55:44.000 Oh, God.

00:55:45.000 And then another thing, too, was, you know, we passed the baby in the hospital and they set up an entire memory box for us and they set up for the baby to get buried.

00:55:56.000 And I'm thinking about, you know, these babies that just get aborted, what do they do with them?

00:55:59.000 Throw them in the trash?

00:56:01.000 Well, yeah, there was.

00:56:02.000 When we get to decide whether, you know, a human being's life has value.

00:56:07.000 When did we decide that?

00:56:10.000 I guess what the hospital is saying is like, you think it's a kid, so we're going to have a funeral.

00:56:15.000 If you don't...

00:56:16.000 Do they issue births?

00:56:17.000 I mean, death certificates?

00:56:19.000 Oh, wait, this is really unfortunate timing, but this is a whackpacker I'm trying to get. 0.97

00:56:23.000 Stay on the line.

00:56:25.000 Please hold.

00:56:27.000 Hello?

00:56:29.000 Who's calling?

00:56:31.000 Well, you called me, Linda.

00:56:35.000 Fuck.

00:56:37.000 You know who I'm trying to get, right?

00:56:38.000 Yeah.

00:56:39.000 I seen her yesterday.

00:56:40.000 She's elusive.

00:56:42.000 But yeah, as someone who went through a miscarriage, seeing people fight for the right to have their own miscarriage must be bizarre.

00:56:51.000 It's very strange.

00:56:53.000 I saw this video of a little girl.

00:56:55.000 She was maybe two.

00:56:57.000 And she was holding up a sign that said, our body, our choice.

00:57:02.000 And the dad was next to her, and everyone was laughing and clapping and repeating it with her.

00:57:06.000 And I'm like, but you're the thing that was going to be aborted.

00:57:10.000 It's like black people saying, bring slavery back or something. 0.98

00:57:14.000 It seems gross.

00:57:18.000 Yeah, I don't even know what to make of it.

00:57:21.000 Like, we get to play God and decide which lives have value.

00:57:26.000 Yeah, it's not right.

00:57:27.000 So are you going to try again?

00:57:28.000 Yes, of course.

00:57:30.000 Yeah, of course.

00:57:31.000 We have a one-year-old already, and we had no issues with her.

00:57:35.000 Did they say what happened?

00:57:35.000 Good.

00:57:36.000 Do they know what the cause was?

00:57:38.000 Yeah, they know what it was.

00:57:40.000 It was like a chromosomal issue where my husband's DNA got doubled and kicked mine out.

00:57:46.000 So it was never going to survive anyway.

00:57:50.000 Wow.

00:57:51.000 Well, get back on the horse, and you'll look back at that miscarriage as a much smaller deal once you have another little tyke running around. 1.00

00:58:00.000 Thanks.

00:58:01.000 Cheers.

00:58:02.000 Cheers.

00:58:03.000 Good luck.

00:58:05.000 All right.

00:58:06.000 So that's enough.

00:58:08.000 Who is the most overrated performer band?

00:58:11.000 That's easy.

00:58:11.000 Foo Fighters.

00:58:14.000 Way overrated.

00:58:15.000 So fuck us hearing about them.

00:58:17.000 And I hate the way Europeans love them. 0.99

00:58:20.000 Like, they're huge in Italy or South Americans.

00:58:24.000 And like in Brazil, they'll play to like 200,000 people.

00:58:27.000 Something's wrong if Brazilians love you and Italians love you. 1.00

00:58:32.000 I would say Drake.

00:58:34.000 Drake?

00:58:35.000 I don't like to punch rock.

00:58:37.000 So I punch rap.

00:58:39.000 You don't punch Reich?

00:58:40.000 Yes.

00:58:41.000 yes, I do punch Reich.

00:58:44.000 That was close.

00:58:46.000 All right, so now we're going behind the paywall.

00:58:47.000 We're going to be with our baby monsters in an intimate fashion.

00:58:53.000 But I'd like to thank our sponsors, Johnny Apple, CBD, Fop Metals.

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01:00:00.000 They have an incredible variety.

01:00:02.000 And the art of tailoring is pretty much a dead art here in America.

01:00:06.000 You might find some tailor whose minimum suit is going to be $5,000 and it'll suck.

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01:00:30.000 I swear to God, I'm more uncomfortable when I LARP as a blue-collar dude and wear my welding pants and boots than I am in a suit.

01:00:38.000 Most people come home, they change out of their suit into sweatpants.

01:00:41.000 I come home, I change out of my blue-collar clothes and put on a suit so I can relax around the house.

01:00:46.000 Fits you fucking perfect.

01:00:48.000 And like you choose, I always describe this, it's like a man's version of going to a spa.

01:00:53.000 You're that baby.

01:00:54.000 You choose how many buttons you want, what the color of the buttons will be.

01:00:58.000 Do you want a little train ticket in there?

01:01:01.000 Even if you're a fucking, working in sanitation, you should have one suit, one gray suit.

01:01:06.000 Hey, that's the chick that did our tattoos, isn't it? 1.00

01:01:10.000 No.

01:01:10.000 Oh.

01:01:12.000 Looks like her.

01:01:13.000 But he did get Anita Fashions for his wedding.

01:01:15.000 They did buy stuff from Anita Fashions.

01:01:17.000 Yes, they did.

01:01:18.000 And one of my favorite things is it says your name in it.

01:01:21.000 Isn't that cool?

01:01:23.000 It's the kind of thing like your son will want to have after you croak.

01:01:27.000 Unless he's my son and he's fucking six feet tall and can't fit into my clothes.

01:01:33.000 I have your shirts and they have your monogram on the sleeve.

01:01:36.000 You must be pretty proud of that.

01:01:38.000 Do you think you're my son or something?

01:01:40.000 No, I just think I wear your shirts.

01:01:41.000 And I appreciate them very much.

01:01:43.000 Eh, I hate the way you think you're so cute.

01:01:46.000 Hey, I'm just a cute little guy.

01:01:48.000 Just a cute little lazy Puerto Rican with the teeth of a homeless man. 1.00

01:01:52.000 Just me.

01:01:53.000 Why don't you smile for us, cutie?

01:01:55.000 Give us a big smile.

01:01:56.000 There you go.

01:01:57.000 What a cute kid.

01:01:59.000 He looked like a before picture at every dentist's office.

01:02:02.000 What the hell?

01:02:04.000 So now we're going behind the paywall, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:02:11.000 Why be surprised when they retreat?

01:02:16.000 Their major weapon is deceit.

01:02:21.000 When will we learn?

01:02:23.000 Alas, alas.

01:02:26.000 It's three steps forward, two steps back.

01:02:30.000 Be careful of the common lies.

01:02:33.000 Swallow them and freedom dies.

01:02:35.000 The USA must realize that she's the biggest.

01:02:40.000 Hold on, I'm coming.

01:02:43.000 To find them is an awesome task.

01:02:48.000 They always wear a different mask.

01:02:53.000 But knowledge rips the mask away and free forevermore.

01:03:02.000 Yes, Maratha.

01:03:04.000 Lies and truth throughout the world will rise.

01:03:07.000 With evil will not compromise.

01:03:11.000 The truth shall keep us free.

01:03:14.000 The truth shall keep us free.

01:03:32.000 Well, we're waiting.

01:03:36.000 Waiting.

01:03:40.000 Cut my fucking head open, a fucking jigaboo, cock sucking motherfuckers. 1.00

01:03:46.000 Nice.

01:03:47.000 Jigaboo.

01:03:48.000 Have you ever heard anyone use that word seriously?

01:03:50.000 Yes.

01:03:51.000 Really?

01:03:52.000 I don't think in a hurtful way.

01:03:56.000 So there's a disproportionate number of jigaboos in prison because of systemic racism.

01:04:06.000 When I had a black girlfriend, my dad's a quarter jigaboo. 1.00

01:04:09.000 His grandfather was a jigaboo. 1.00

01:04:12.000 We came here in the great jigaboo exodus of 1969 from Jamaica.

01:04:17.000 I don't have any.

01:04:18.000 When I had a black girlfriend, I'd be like, that's not my boo. 1.00

01:04:21.000 That's my fucking jigaboo.

01:04:25.000 Do you mean the South African?

01:04:26.000 Sub-Saharan? 0.55

01:04:27.000 Well, I would never call her that.

01:04:28.000 She was a kepha. 1.00

01:04:30.000 She liked to play with your butthole, if I recall. 1.00

01:04:32.000 Yeah.

01:04:34.000 What does it mean?

01:04:36.000 Well, she's from Africa, so they eat anything. 1.00

01:04:42.000 She would diddle your bean. 1.00

01:04:45.000 Well, I don't know about diddle.

01:04:48.000 I don't know about bean either.

01:04:52.000 We have Griffin on the line, 250.

01:04:57.000 Hello, put you out for a...

01:05:00.000 Fucking put you out for a week there, bud.

01:05:03.000 He only put him out for about a second.

01:05:06.000 Yeah, and then he threw you out, eh?

01:05:10.000 Yeah, he sure did.

01:05:13.000 Colin from Bear Lake, British Columbia, Blues.

01:05:16.000 I was just wondering, I read at the start of the episode here, you guys talked about how young people, there's so many problems with young people.

01:05:25.000 I'm 22.

01:05:26.000 I've worked since I was 16 in just shops and stuff around town.

01:05:31.000 And I've worked since I was 16.

01:05:35.000 I went to university for a year, dropped out, wasn't really into it.

01:05:38.000 And I love working.

01:05:41.000 Basically work every day.

01:05:43.000 I don't know many young people in the same kind of mindset as me.

01:05:47.000 Like a lot of my buddies, they kind of work fucking dumb jobs, like pizza drivers and shit, like delivery guys, shitty jobs.

01:05:56.000 I work in construction.

01:05:57.000 I make fucking good money.

01:05:59.000 I got my own place.

01:06:00.000 I do whatever I want.

01:06:01.000 I'm not afraid to spend money on stuff that, you know, for me.

01:06:06.000 And I don't know a lot of guys my age in that position.

01:06:08.000 And I don't really know, like, what the fuck do you think that is?

01:06:11.000 Like, I don't know what's going on, but it's sad looking around because all my peers are fucking boozers, man.

01:06:16.000 It's a perfect storm of shit.

01:06:19.000 One is, and this is more true in America than Canada, but the illegal aliens come in and they do teenager jobs. 0.94

01:06:26.000 They clean pools, they mow lawns, they work at gas stations.

01:06:31.000 The teenagers don't develop their economic libido because they're not doing those shitty jobs.

01:06:36.000 That's one.

01:06:37.000 Two is the helicopter parenting, not kicking the kid out at 18, but pampering him and letting him stay.

01:06:44.000 They pay his phone bill, they pay his car insurance, all that kind of stuff.

01:06:49.000 And then three is both school and media have been telling you that masculinity sucks and is evil and you're bad from kindergarten till, especially through college.

01:07:02.000 You suck, you suck, you suck. 1.00

01:07:04.000 So you just don't have the confidence and the sort of grit to get out there.

01:07:09.000 And then, wait a minute, fourth, I don't know what number we're at.

01:07:14.000 On top of all that, if you go and hit on a chick, you get me too'd or you get canceled for grabbing an ass like Boris Johnson's homo buddy. 1.00

01:07:25.000 And so these men would just rather sit at home and play video games and masturbate and live life in the metaverse because the real universe is a fucking tyrannical cancel machine.

01:07:37.000 But it's weird because if you just got a job and worked hard for one fucking day, like I can't, you know how it is.

01:07:48.000 Like, I don't know what it is, man, but it feels great.

01:07:51.000 I couldn't imagine not wanting that at the end of the day.

01:07:54.000 That's the whole thing.

01:07:57.000 That's being right out of the participation trophy.

01:08:01.000 Nobody has to go to work and do a great job or stand out.

01:08:04.000 I just get paid just to come.

01:08:06.000 Maybe they've never even tried that feeling of working a 12-hour shift and then collapsing into a chair with a beer in your hand.

01:08:14.000 But I don't know, man.

01:08:15.000 We've had a lot of young guys come through our shop that they seem like they have ambition and after two weeks they're like, fuck my pay is fucked.

01:08:22.000 They're fucking me all my time.

01:08:24.000 And you're like, dude, I've been here for six years.

01:08:27.000 I haven't had to talk to somebody about a pay issue.

01:08:29.000 Like, I don't know what the fuck you talked about.

01:08:31.000 Like, I don't know if people think that you should instantly be level 100.

01:08:35.000 Like, the Sam Hyde thing, if you've ever heard, sometimes you have to fight level one slimes to level up and get a little better.

01:08:43.000 You got to eat shit for a bit.

01:08:44.000 And I don't think anyone wants to eat shit right now.

01:08:47.000 Yeah, but they don't know how to crack resolution.

01:08:49.000 They don't know how to eat it.

01:08:50.000 But the whole system of eating shit comes from initiations.

01:08:55.000 We used to have that in friendships.

01:08:57.000 You know, the new guy in the gang, you'd tease him more, you'd wedgie him, you'd make fun of him more, break his balls.

01:09:03.000 It was a way of judging a prospect.

01:09:06.000 And now that's all been bred out of us.

01:09:10.000 Like, yeah, you're just supposed to be accepted right away and not be made fun of.

01:09:14.000 Like, we had a guy fucking cry at work because we were calling him Ginger.

01:09:18.000 Oh, my God.

01:09:21.000 He's got a lot more fucking problems.

01:09:23.000 Can you guys please, please stop calling him Gingerbread.

01:09:25.000 Now you call him Crybaby.

01:09:28.000 Now you got to call him Tears or something.

01:09:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:31.000 Tears.

01:09:33.000 He got it worse.

01:09:35.000 Yeah, well, in the military, that'll save lives down the line.

01:09:39.000 It's changing there, too.

01:09:40.000 In the normal world, it makes you a man.

01:09:43.000 All right, we got to go, buddy.

01:09:44.000 Thanks for calling.

01:09:45.000 Don't immigrants play a part in that too?

01:09:46.000 Because every job a high schooler could have had in my town was taken by, like, you walk into the pizza shopping.

01:09:52.000 Oh, great point, Ryan.

01:09:53.000 And you're like, that's a really good point.

01:09:54.000 Now you never reflect on it.

01:09:55.000 So wait a minute.

01:09:56.000 So you're saying that illegal aliens took away the economic libido because they're doing jobs that teenagers used to do?

01:10:01.000 No, but to enter the workforce as a teenager, you would be like, oh, let me get a job at the pizza shop.

01:10:07.000 That's how it used to be in our town.

01:10:08.000 And then Mexicans started working. 0.92

01:10:10.000 That's what I said.

01:10:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:11.000 That's the economic libido.

01:10:13.000 You're just repeating my point.

01:10:14.000 But that would be the entry level that no longer exists.

01:10:18.000 Yes.

01:10:18.000 They're doing jobs teenagers do.

01:10:21.000 Again, you can't seem to understand when you're wrong.

01:10:23.000 Can you put the mail stuff up in the background?

01:10:27.000 Or is that on purpose, too?

01:10:30.000 More guns, less crime.

01:10:31.000 I'm not trying to millennial explain here, but I think you're doing a disservice to the pro-Second Amendment argument by asserting that bad neighborhoods aren't safer with more guns.

01:10:39.000 You're doing what liberals do when they strawman the pro-Second Amendment side, which is taking the bumper sticker slogan, more guns, less crime, as the entire argument.

01:10:49.000 The argument should really be more responsible, gun ownership, less crime.

01:10:53.000 Responsible in this context meaning taking the proper precautions when handling firearms and obtaining them legally.

01:10:59.000 In bad neighborhoods, guns are exclusively obtained illegally, which means no background checks, which are universal already when purchasing from a licensed dealer.

01:11:09.000 And it logically follows that the people who obtain firearms illegally are much more likely to commit criminal acts or to handle firearms irresponsibly.

01:11:18.000 Let's, for instance, say that the south side of Chicago had more lax laws for obtaining firearms legally.

01:11:23.000 The first thing you would see is an increase in legal gun ownership and not among the people who have them illegally now, since To be eligible to purchase a gun legally, you wouldn't have a criminal record or history of mental illness.

01:11:34.000 The increase in firearm ownership would most likely be among law-abiding citizens who want to defend themselves.

01:11:39.000 Yeah, I obviously understand that argument, my friend, but it's a war zone.

01:11:46.000 So, like, what really happens in Baltimore and the south side of Chicago is the law-abiding citizens, they play video games.

01:11:53.000 They don't go outside at dark.

01:11:55.000 They can't.

01:11:55.000 They're in Afghanistan, basically.

01:11:58.000 So, what are they the idea that they'll be in there stopping a robbery?

01:12:02.000 It's that's not the kind of crime that's going on there.

01:12:04.000 Someone's getting shot in the head because they have beef with the guy who disrespected him.

01:12:10.000 That's it.

01:12:11.000 Did you see what Governor Hochold said the other day?

01:12:15.000 No?

01:12:16.000 She's up there just after the latest shooting.

01:12:19.000 And the lady goes, Do you have all the data on the crimes that the people who have the concealed weapons permit have committed?

01:12:30.000 She's like, you know, all these crimes are being committed by people that don't have concealed weapon permits.

01:12:35.000 She goes, I don't need any data.

01:12:39.000 Oh.

01:12:40.000 Right.

01:12:40.000 See if you can pull that up real quick.

01:12:42.000 Hoko, no data.

01:12:46.000 Oh, it is fucking hilarious.

01:12:49.000 This is what's wrong with this country.

01:12:50.000 Yeah, it's also the liberal mentality.

01:12:53.000 Like Obama, when he met John Lott when they were professors at Chicago U, he said, oh, you're the gun guy.

01:12:59.000 And John Lott goes, no, I'm a crime statistics guy.

01:13:01.000 But yeah, guns are an inexorable part of that.

01:13:03.000 And O Biden, oh, Biden, Obama goes, I don't think anyone should have guns.

01:13:09.000 And John Lott goes, you mean like police?

01:13:11.000 No one?

01:13:12.000 And he goes, nobody.

01:13:15.000 Numbers to show that it's the concealed carry permit holders that are committing crimes because the lawful getting these guns illegally that are causing the violence, not the people going and getting the permit legally.

01:13:33.000 And that's the basis for the whole Supreme Court argument.

01:13:36.000 Do you have the numbers?

01:13:38.000 I don't need to have numbers.

01:13:40.000 I don't have to have a data point to point to to say that this is going to make.

01:13:44.000 All I know is I have a responsibility to the people of this state to have sensible gun safety laws.

01:13:50.000 And this one was not devised by the Hochul administration.

01:13:53.000 It comes out of an administration from 1908.

01:13:56.000 I don't need a data point to make the case that I have a responsibility to protect the people of this state.

01:14:00.000 Yes, you do.

01:14:01.000 Okay, what you just saw there was Governor Hochul saying she doesn't need any data points, which is wild.

01:14:11.000 How are you going to have a point?

01:14:14.000 Like, what are you basing it on?

01:14:15.000 Just your feelings, your emotion?

01:14:17.000 Yeah.

01:14:17.000 Don't govern through emotion, you fucking dumb cunt.

01:14:20.000 Female politicians, women in the workforce, once again, folks. 1.00

01:14:24.000 Dear Alki and Chinky, look at this little guy. 1.00

01:14:27.000 Jesus fucking Christ, he's cute.

01:14:29.000 You inspired me to put a ring on it and make a baby.

01:14:31.000 For that, I have to thank you.

01:14:33.000 Yeah, like when that fag friend was saying that I'm like the guy who invented dynamite, I can't tell you how many letters I get like this where someone is sending me a picture of their kid saying, I made this because of youth. 0.99

01:14:45.000 I honestly get a lot of emails that just say, thanks for the baby.

01:14:50.000 He's 19 months old now, and I'm pretty sure I just injected my wife with another baby.

01:14:54.000 On purpose, of course.

01:14:55.000 Here are two very short clips.

01:14:56.000 One is recent, and the other is when he first started walking.

01:14:59.000 I know you hate dire straits, but I think the song is appropriate.

01:15:02.000 Hey, I used Walk of Life for my baby, too.

01:15:04.000 It's a great baby song.

01:15:06.000 Isn't it?

01:15:11.000 You got it, dude.

01:15:13.000 You got it.

01:15:20.000 Great walk of a lot.

01:15:20.000 Isn't that cute when they're just trying to figure out to walk and they're standing on the edge of the couch and they're like, the Ottoman is there and they go, I kept my hand on the Ottoman.

01:15:29.000 I can do the Switcheroo.

01:15:31.000 And you're like, if you can do the Switcheroo, you're there.

01:15:35.000 Because there's a millisecond during the Switcheroo where you're not touching the couch or the Ottoman. 0.99

01:15:42.000 You're on your own, dude.

01:15:43.000 And then they always, they chicken out and they go plop.

01:15:46.000 No, don't give up.

01:15:48.000 You got to pull up those knees. 0.89

01:16:02.000 Someone's sending us a picture of some black people having trouble unloading a pallet of water bottles.

01:16:10.000 That looks interesting.

01:16:16.000 No, you're not going to stop that.

01:16:19.000 And he goes to save her.

01:16:20.000 No, it's going to fall on me.

01:16:22.000 That's a bad action right there.

01:16:26.000 That's tons.

01:16:28.000 Wait, literally.

01:16:31.000 That's, man, I don't see anyone get hurt like that.

01:16:33.000 You see the girls fighting in the restaurant yesterday? 0.92

01:16:36.000 Oh, yeah, that's here, too.

01:16:38.000 We should just.

01:16:39.000 Everyone should just move to New York.

01:16:43.000 Where is it now?

01:16:44.000 Do you know what he's talking about?

01:16:46.000 Looking forward here.

01:16:48.000 I mean, we've tried something Kumiya will enjoy.

01:16:54.000 And it's something else.

01:16:57.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:57.000 It goes on and on.

01:16:59.000 And on and on.

01:17:00.000 And I'd love to know what it was about.

01:17:03.000 Probably nothing.

01:17:05.000 What is taking you so long, you torpid turtle?

01:17:08.000 Let's look at a loaning screen.

01:17:09.000 Frankly.

01:17:11.000 I bet it was she said, can I get some more Sasanicia Faz? 0.74

01:17:17.000 And they said, we already gave you two packets.

01:17:35.000 Like, I don't get how all three could be simultaneously mad.

01:17:41.000 I've seen Maddie lose his shit. 0.90

01:17:43.000 No, but now they're just, it's going into a feeding frenzy.

01:17:47.000 Because now they start ripping all that plastic.

01:17:50.000 It goes on.

01:17:51.000 And then more people, they go back over the counter and more people come over the counter.

01:17:55.000 Like, every time I've been around someone who's losing their shit, even if it's justified, the other guys with that guy are like, all right, man, all right, man, calm down, calm down.

01:18:02.000 He's got it.

01:18:03.000 He's got it.

01:18:04.000 We're living in a society.

01:18:06.000 He said the Santa can get it, I can do it.

01:18:11.000 So that's in the lower east side.

01:18:15.000 We've got the story here.

01:18:18.000 It was wrecked.

01:18:19.000 They're allegedly upset by the $1.75 price for added toppings.

01:18:24.000 They wanted extra sauce for the fries, and when we explained it was $1.75, they got upset.

01:18:29.000 And that's where it all started, said Chef Rafael Nunes.

01:18:32.000 Keep it up there, Ryan.

01:18:34.000 Oh, keeps going, Ryan.

01:18:40.000 Oh, that's for $1.75.

01:18:45.000 Those nigga-fucking horse, they play that music so loud. 1.00

01:18:51.000 Those are Puerto Ricans, Mrs. Gunty. 0.99

01:18:56.000 Yeah, those could be Dominicans.

01:18:59.000 No, I don't think so.

01:19:02.000 Even Dominicans don't act like that. 0.83

01:19:04.000 It's coming from a Puerto Rican.

01:19:08.000 Get him out of here! 0.95

01:19:10.000 Get out! 0.98

01:19:12.000 What are they doing?

01:19:13.000 Do you think they're from the Lower East Side?

01:19:18.000 Of hell?

01:19:20.000 Are they Harlem?

01:19:25.000 Mental note, charge less for sauce.

01:19:30.000 We heard your pleas.

01:19:31.000 None of them will be arrested.

01:19:32.000 None of them will be charged.

01:19:33.000 I thought two of them were arrested, actually, which is.

01:19:38.000 They bring you to the station and give you an appearance ticket.

01:19:40.000 Oh, they'll let them go, yeah.

01:19:42.000 It's on Ludlow.

01:19:43.000 That's where I met my wife, Max Fish. 0.73

01:19:45.000 I knew there's something romantic about that video.

01:19:48.000 At least one Bell Fries worker allegedly ended up in the hospital with head injuries after the event.

01:19:54.000 Now I guess.

01:19:55.000 It's like, really for a pack of sauce?

01:19:57.000 Or sauce?

01:19:59.000 Let's take it.

01:20:00.000 Well, that guy who stabbed the dude the other day, that was over free crisps.

01:20:08.000 132 Ludlow.

01:20:10.000 Wait a minute.

01:20:12.000 It's like, people need to understand how does one person go from there to that in such a short span of over nothing.

01:20:20.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 Oh, it's down.

01:20:25.000 That's where.

01:20:27.000 Oh, there used to be a bar there.

01:20:32.000 Anyway.

01:20:34.000 All right, let's take a call.

01:20:36.000 Here behind the paywall.

01:20:38.000 They were arrested for robbery, criminal mischief, received charges of assault, resisting arrest for punching an arrester in an officer.

01:20:43.000 Oh, that's what you didn't see.

01:20:46.000 Punching an arresting officer in the face.

01:20:48.000 Oh, wow.

01:20:49.000 Placenta and Johnson.

01:20:52.000 Ozaria, Placencia, Johnson.

01:20:55.000 So Placencia sounds like a Hispanic name.

01:20:59.000 I think I might be right.

01:21:00.000 Ozaria, too.

01:21:02.000 Wait, go back?

01:21:03.000 What are their names?

01:21:06.000 I think I was right.

01:21:07.000 Johnson.

01:21:08.000 Johnson is black.

01:21:09.000 Ozoria is black.

01:21:11.000 No.

01:21:11.000 No, that's the last names.

01:21:14.000 Johnsia is Spanish.

01:21:15.000 Johnson is black.

01:21:16.000 100%.

01:21:17.000 Pearl Azoria.

01:21:18.000 Let me see.

01:21:19.000 Pearl Azoria.

01:21:21.000 Do they have mugshots still?

01:21:23.000 Or do they stop that?

01:21:24.000 So, I'm always right.

01:21:24.000 No.

01:21:28.000 You are correct, sir.

01:21:33.000 Santa Domingo.

01:21:34.000 Daniel Azoria was born.

01:21:37.000 Where's that?

01:21:38.000 Dominican Republic.

01:21:39.000 Oh, it is Dominican. 1.00

01:21:40.000 Ah.

01:21:42.000 Nailed it.

01:21:44.000 Nailed it.

01:21:46.000 When Puerto Ricans seem kind of black, they're Dominicans. 0.99

01:21:49.000 Correct.

01:21:50.000 Like Cardi B. Yes.

01:21:53.000 That's a perfect.

01:21:54.000 When a Puerto Rican is over-the-top Puerto Rican, they're Dominican. 0.99

01:22:02.000 Chittera.

01:22:02.000 Look at her name.

01:22:04.000 Chitara?

01:22:05.000 Chitara Pranencia.

01:22:06.000 Yeah, the only black one is Tatiana. 0.93

01:22:08.000 Tatiana Johnson.

01:22:12.000 You know what would be funny if you were in a three-girl rap group and you rented out Bellfries and made a video dressed like these girls.

01:22:20.000 And it's called like, fuck this shit or something like that.

01:22:22.000 Oh, shit, we've been there.

01:22:24.000 Me and my wife have been there.

01:22:25.000 That's what we ate right after I got my mullet.

01:22:28.000 Oh, shit.

01:22:32.000 Gracias fucking.

01:22:34.000 I didn't know you could do that.

01:22:35.000 We should have done that.

01:22:36.000 Just throwing something.

01:22:37.000 Yeah, you can do that.

01:22:38.000 Well, you can if you're Dominican. 0.99

01:22:42.000 White people can't do that. 0.75

01:22:43.000 817.

01:22:44.000 That would be racist.

01:22:45.000 817, are you there?

01:22:48.000 Yes, sir.

01:22:49.000 How you doing today?

01:22:50.000 How you doing?

01:22:50.000 Pretty good.

01:22:53.000 I'm doing well.

01:22:54.000 I just wanted to thank you, Gavin.

01:22:56.000 I got baby number three on the way. 0.79

01:22:59.000 She'll be here in September.

01:23:01.000 Good.

01:23:02.000 Congratulations.

01:23:03.000 They're all an even year and a half apart.

01:23:07.000 You're knocking it out of the park, dude.

01:23:09.000 What genders? 0.94

01:23:11.000 I've got two boys right now, a three-year-old and one and a half-year-old.

01:23:16.000 And did you know what the next one's going to be?

01:23:19.000 It's going to be a girl. 0.82

01:23:20.000 Nice.

01:23:21.000 Dude.

01:23:22.000 Yeah, so she'll have two big brothers to beat the shit out of guys. 1.00

01:23:27.000 Yes, I believe they call that a gentleman's family.

01:23:30.000 That is a lucky bird.

01:23:31.000 I've never heard that, but I'll take it.

01:23:34.000 One is for losers, two is for fags, three is a bare minimum. 1.00

01:23:37.000 And as far as three goes, a year and a half apart is fucking perfect.

01:23:41.000 They're going to be a little crew.

01:23:44.000 Yeah, no, exactly.

01:23:45.000 And that's what we're going for.

01:23:46.000 My wife and I want to go for five.

01:23:49.000 So we're going to keep trying to crank them out about a year and a half, two years apart from each other.

01:23:55.000 That's fucking great, man.

01:23:57.000 I'm getting jealous of you now.

01:23:58.000 This has gone from congratulations to congratulations.

01:24:04.000 Yeah, man.

01:24:06.000 I found you actually.

01:24:09.000 I was super liberal, and I was playing in the metal scene.

01:24:14.000 And I always thought conservatives were a bunch of fucking squares, you know?

01:24:18.000 Yeah.

01:24:19.000 And I started listening to you, and I was like, oh, fuck, they're not a bunch of squares.

01:24:23.000 They're not a bunch of 80-year-old dudes.

01:24:25.000 There's some fucking cool people out there.

01:24:28.000 So the right, and thanks for telling me to stop being a faggot and make babies. 1.00

01:24:35.000 Right on.

01:24:36.000 Welcome aboard, and thanks for calling.

01:24:42.000 That's great news, isn't it?

01:24:43.000 Oh, yeah, beautiful news.

01:24:45.000 985, you're on the live.

01:24:47.000 Go ahead, 985.

01:24:50.000 Well, hello, hello.

01:24:52.000 Hi, Craig.

01:24:54.000 Oh, you sound like a bad thing.

01:24:55.000 Sounding real crackly there.

01:24:56.000 Are you on a Fisher-Price phone?

01:24:58.000 Turn your radio down or your computer.

01:25:01.000 Yeah, hold on.

01:25:02.000 Wait, let me just disc.

01:25:03.000 I'm listening to it through the fucking truck.

01:25:06.000 Can you hear me?

01:25:07.000 Yep.

01:25:08.000 I was better.

01:25:09.000 Okay.

01:25:10.000 Yeah, I'm on a road trip right now.

01:25:13.000 I have my son all summer, and I had to bring him home back to Denver.

01:25:19.000 And so we rode up from Denver, from New Orleans.

01:25:22.000 I'm from New Orleans.

01:25:24.000 And I could, like, you always talk about how you weren't sure whether or not you should red pill your kids or not, you know?

01:25:32.000 Well, like the whole way up to Denver, we were just watching all your shows, like almost everything on censored.

01:25:38.000 And I'm glad I did.

01:25:40.000 I'm glad I showed it to him because I could tell like he was like saying shit like fuck 12.

01:25:44.000 You know, he's a little pothead.

01:25:47.000 So I could see he was starting to go left.

01:25:50.000 But like we were watching all your shit and he loved it.

01:25:54.000 So it's been going great.

01:25:56.000 Yeah, I didn't red pill my first two kids because I thought they'll find their own way and I don't want to influence them.

01:26:01.000 I was also scared of if we go too right, then they'll want to rebel when they become teenagers.

01:26:05.000 So that'll be to go super left.

01:26:08.000 But I think what happened with my eldest boy is he just thinks politics is gay because he sees how much trouble I get in.

01:26:15.000 So he's not interested at all.

01:26:17.000 And I think I lost my daughter.

01:26:18.000 I think she's a lefty. 1.00

01:26:19.000 She's multi-genders and all that shit. 1.00

01:26:22.000 So with the youngest boy now, I'm fucking dropping red pills right out of the gate, even though he's only nine.

01:26:29.000 The problem with saying I'm going to be neutral is you create a vacuum.

01:26:34.000 And then all these assholes at school start feeding them shit about slavery and the Indians and stuff.

01:26:40.000 So even if you go hard red pill, all you're really doing is countering the blue pill narrative that they're getting at school.

01:26:48.000 It sucks.

01:26:49.000 Well, yeah, he already believes all the same shit that, you know, a righty would believe.

01:26:54.000 He just doesn't understand that he's a righty.

01:26:57.000 You know, we talk about all the different shit, and he's on the same page as me.

01:27:02.000 But, you know, his buddies and all, they're all hippies in Colorado.

01:27:06.000 How old is he?

01:27:08.000 How old is he?

01:27:10.000 He's 17.

01:27:11.000 All right.

01:27:11.000 He's 70 years old?

01:27:13.000 How old are you?

01:27:14.000 17.

01:27:16.000 Oh, few.

01:27:17.000 I was going to say, if he's 70, it's too late.

01:27:20.000 And you're probably going to die soon.

01:27:22.000 No, no.

01:27:25.000 I'm going to fucking get home.

01:27:26.000 I'll die.

01:27:26.000 I'm going to run out of gas, but I'll make it.

01:27:29.000 All right, buddy.

01:27:30.000 This is a really crackly call, but thanks for calling.

01:27:33.000 Thanks, Evan.

01:27:33.000 That'd be funny if we got a call from a 92-year-old.

01:27:38.000 My boy, my 70-year-old, is talking a bunch of bullshit about fuck 12, and he's a goddamn pothead.

01:27:48.000 His grandchildren won't even speak to him anymore.

01:27:51.000 And I regret not red pilling him in 1950 when he was born.

01:27:59.000 What happened last night on Kumia?

01:28:01.000 You gonna hire him?

01:28:02.000 Hire him?

01:28:03.000 Kumia?

01:28:03.000 Yeah, why don't I hire Tucker Carlson and Sam Hyde, too?

01:28:06.000 No, he's talking about him.

01:28:06.000 Go get the Rolling Stones to play.

01:28:08.000 This guy has a bad case of finishing sentences out loud and starting them in his head.

01:28:13.000 He's talking about Pat Dixon.

01:28:14.000 Pat Dixon was just fired from Compound Media for the punch hurt around the compound.

01:28:20.000 Yeah, so the story is he, Geno kept getting Pat's girlfriend on the show, and it pissed Pat off.

01:28:28.000 Pat told him not to do it.

01:28:29.000 He did it again.

01:28:30.000 So instead of discussing it more, Pat just clocked him one, and Anthony went, oh, well, boys will be boys.

01:28:36.000 How about you don't come into the studio for two weeks or something?

01:28:38.000 But then Geno started going to the doctor, and they realized that he fucked him up really bad.

01:28:44.000 He's got to have a tooth replaced.

01:28:45.000 He has these titanium plates in his jaw where it's shattered in two places.

01:28:49.000 So now Anthony's like, ah, that's more than a two-week suspension.

01:28:52.000 That's a two-million-week suspension.

01:28:57.000 Yeah, I might hire.

01:28:58.000 Should we hire him?

01:28:58.000 Dude, that would be such a huge impression.

01:29:00.000 There's a lesson to learn there, I'm sure.

01:29:02.000 He's a very, I mean, even on an unbiased opinion, I think he's a very strong people.

01:29:07.000 All the Zoomers, America First Guys, love him.

01:29:10.000 A lot of people love him, Pat.

01:29:12.000 I was listening to Crime Report way before I did podcasts or before Compound censored.

01:29:21.000 I think it would be mega huge.

01:29:23.000 I think I was listening to it in 2010.

01:29:25.000 I wouldn't be here with you if it wasn't for Pat.

01:29:27.000 So I think it would be so awesome if we gave him a home here.

01:29:30.000 As long as there's no hard feelings between Anthony and I'm going to be able to do it.

01:29:33.000 I worked that out too, but I don't know.

01:29:35.000 Was he good for ratings?

01:29:36.000 Oh, he's awesome for it.

01:29:37.000 Yeah.

01:29:38.000 And he's a workforce.

01:29:39.000 And you don't know what you're talking about.

01:29:40.000 Yes, I do.

01:29:40.000 I've seen numbers.

01:29:42.000 I've seen footage.

01:29:43.000 He gets big numbers.

01:29:45.000 Yeah.

01:29:45.000 And people are religiously a fan of his.

01:29:48.000 And he'll give you seven shows without you even asking for it.

01:29:50.000 He'd be like, I came up with another show.

01:29:52.000 And you'd be like, that's 19 shows, Pat.

01:29:54.000 So if we give him a show here and it doesn't rate high, how about you pay me $500?

01:30:03.000 And if it does rate high, I'll pay you $500.

01:30:06.000 Okay, what are we calling high?

01:30:07.000 We've got to establish the terms, but I might take that deal.

01:30:10.000 It'll be obvious.

01:30:12.000 We have this many shows, and if he's up there, you know, above the 30th percentile?

01:30:18.000 Obviously, he's not going to get more.

01:30:19.000 I'm not going to say he doesn't have more than me.

01:30:22.000 Yeah.

01:30:24.000 I think he'll beat out a couple shows.

01:30:26.000 So I mean, what if we make it three, Hundo?

01:30:29.000 I don't want any more white males. 1.00

01:30:31.000 We have a more time on white males. 0.88

01:30:34.000 You want an affirmative action hire?

01:30:36.000 Yeah, it has to be four things.

01:30:38.000 Gay, immigrant, black, female.

01:30:42.000 Okay, that's true.

01:30:43.000 It's weird when they say female.

01:30:44.000 Females are not a minority.

01:30:46.000 No.

01:30:46.000 They're the majority of the population.

01:30:48.000 Well, what is a female? 1.00

01:30:49.000 I mean, what is a woman? 1.00

01:30:50.000 Good point.

01:30:50.000 We're not going to.

01:30:51.000 And we decided yesterday on Compound with Josh.

01:30:55.000 The new deal is, and this is Josh's invention, but I'm on board with it.

01:30:58.000 A man is someone With a penis, a woman is someone with a vagina. 1.00

01:31:03.000 If you make a fake penis, fine.

01:31:06.000 You're a man.

01:31:07.000 Oh, really?

01:31:08.000 If you make a fake vagina, if you're that committed, fine. 1.00

01:31:12.000 You're a woman.

01:31:14.000 But if you're not committing to the bit and you got long hair and a beard, you're just in Creedon's Clearwater Revival.

01:31:20.000 Sorry.

01:31:21.000 You just play bass for fucking Leonard Skynyrd.

01:31:27.000 You can't be a chick if you don't have a fucking cock and balls. 1.00

01:31:31.000 You don't want to rhyme dick with that?

01:31:34.000 What?

01:31:36.000 Ciao.

01:31:38.000 Here's a good letter.

01:31:38.000 Oh, wait.

01:31:39.000 Uh-oh.

01:31:41.000 I always say rock and roll.

01:31:42.000 I could say cock and balls.

01:31:45.000 Okay.

01:31:45.000 See what I mean?

01:31:46.000 That's.

01:31:46.000 Yeah.

01:31:49.000 I don't know if either of you watched the recent video of Jordan Peterson talking to Dave Rubin about him and his husband, quote-unquote, having babies.

01:31:56.000 As a new mother, it made me totally sick to my stomach.

01:31:59.000 Instead of adopting, they are using surrogacy mothers and having a baby each. 0.99

01:32:04.000 Ugh.

01:32:05.000 So essentially, ripping a newborn baby away from its mother as it's born in what I consider to be some sick and twisted, depraved human experiment.

01:32:15.000 In the end of the talk, Dave actually calls himself a hero for this.

01:32:21.000 So do you think they're using the same surrogate?

01:32:25.000 Yes.

01:32:25.000 Because then the children would be actually family.

01:32:30.000 Yeah.

01:32:31.000 Another example of gays being complete self-indulgent narcissists. 1.00

01:32:35.000 Oh, I'm going to interrupt this letter right now.

01:32:37.000 I was thinking about this the other day.

01:32:39.000 So much of gay activism since AIDS could just be like, me, me, me.

01:32:44.000 So AIDS was valid. 1.00

01:32:46.000 It was like, we have this disease that's killing us.

01:32:47.000 It needs attention.

01:32:48.000 Okay, I got you.

01:32:49.000 Act up and all that stuff.

01:32:51.000 Okay.

01:32:51.000 I remember when AIDS came out.

01:32:52.000 And then AIDS came out and all the women ran and hid. 0.98

01:32:56.000 I only started doing it and getting good at it, if you will.

01:33:00.000 I don't kiss until.

01:33:02.000 So then it was gay marriage. 0.94

01:33:03.000 And we were going, okay.

01:33:06.000 Being good at it, if you will.

01:33:07.000 You really want to get married?

01:33:09.000 You don't want kids and you like fucking everything that moves. 0.99

01:33:12.000 That's basically what marriage is, the opposite of those.

01:33:15.000 But okay.

01:33:16.000 And then they got that and they're like, fuck it.

01:33:18.000 I want other stuff.

01:33:19.000 I want to be all kinds of genders.

01:33:22.000 Everyone's gay.

01:33:24.000 And you're like, well, that sounds retarded. 0.97

01:33:26.000 And now it's like, we want to read to your kids.

01:33:28.000 All of these things generate tons of media and attention.

01:33:32.000 Do drag queens really want to read stories to kids or do they like that it's on the front page of every fucking newspaper in the world? 1.00

01:33:39.000 Well, there's a big rift between that whole community because the original LGBs, like the normal ones, the old ones, hate everything else beyond that.

01:33:48.000 What's giving gays a bad name?

01:33:50.000 I think gay activism since AIDS has been 100% about attention and me, me, me.

01:33:57.000 Anyway, you know when the Straits, I heard this on Cometown, a pretty good point. 1.00

01:34:02.000 When Straits started getting AIDS, they stopped caring about it.

01:34:05.000 They were like, all right, whatever.

01:34:07.000 AIDS.

01:34:08.000 It was only a big deal when it was indie band.

01:34:10.000 You like them before they set up your big wake-up group?

01:34:13.000 I know people that have had it like 30-something years.

01:34:15.000 Wow.

01:34:17.000 I have AIDS.

01:34:18.000 They have it so mad that there's no viral load.

01:34:21.000 And when they get their blood checked, it doesn't come up as a positive.

01:34:25.000 Wow.

01:34:25.000 Chalou, you've got a viral load.

01:34:28.000 Here's the video.

01:34:29.000 To just say, okay, gay people should have kids.

01:34:31.000 Or gay people should get married and it's easy to say a lot of people.

01:34:34.000 It's easy to say an awful lot of people.

01:34:36.000 As you said, it's not that easy for a gay couple to have kids.

01:34:39.000 Right, so it's very complicated.

01:34:40.000 So putting aside the...

01:34:41.000 Yeah, biologically, I'd say impossible, actually.

01:34:44.000 With this arrogance, putting aside all the finances and all of that stuff that eliminates an awful lot of people from even being able to do it.

01:34:51.000 Fortunately, we're able to do it, okay?

01:34:53.000 You know what I hope about that?

01:34:54.000 But now it gets...

01:34:55.000 The lady has the child and says, fuck you, I ain't giving it to you. 1.00

01:34:58.000 Right.

01:34:58.000 How could you possibly like that?

01:34:59.000 Remember that picture we showed the other day on the show, and it's two gays holding each other, looking at each other, and the surrogate is like 30 feet behind them. 0.90

01:35:08.000 Blurred.

01:35:09.000 Out of focus.

01:35:10.000 Holding their baby.

01:35:12.000 And she's holding her belly.

01:35:13.000 Yeah.

01:35:14.000 That picture's amazing.

01:35:15.000 The other amazing one is Pete Budegig after the baby was born.

01:35:21.000 They push her out of the bed. 0.99

01:35:23.000 Go fucking go to the bathroom. 1.00

01:35:24.000 And then they lie in the hospital bed holding the baby like they pushed it out of their asshole.

01:35:29.000 Yeah.

01:35:30.000 And then I saw another one.

01:35:31.000 This wasn't a famous gay, but he got in the birthing pool. 0.97

01:35:36.000 You know, sometimes they do it in a kiddie pool?

01:35:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:35:38.000 I know.

01:35:38.000 He got in it.

01:35:40.000 And so he's there like, oh, that really ripped my foreskin.

01:35:45.000 Holding the fucking baby.

01:35:47.000 He's all wet.

01:35:48.000 Because he's afraid if she touches him, her maternal instincts are going to come in.

01:35:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:35:54.000 That's why these gays look so tired because they're wrestling with the baby to get it away. 1.00

01:35:58.000 That's the worst thing.

01:35:59.000 Like when people give up the babies for adoption, like when they say they're going to do that, they don't let the lady who just bore the child ever touch it. 0.95

01:36:10.000 Right, which is probably not healthy for the child.

01:36:13.000 But anyway, another example of gays being complete self-indulgent narcissists and already failing as a parent by putting himself over the baby. 1.00

01:36:22.000 I think it's heartbreaking.

01:36:23.000 Anyways, would like to hear you talk about this.

01:36:26.000 Yeah, my wife's a fag hag, and we've always had this strange argument because she doesn't mind if I go off the rail with guns and abortion even, but she's very sensitive about her faggots. 1.00

01:36:35.000 And I'm like, look, there's an orphan in an orphanage, no chance at love, no chance at attention, at having a stable family.

01:36:45.000 By all means, if there's no straits available and it's an orphanage or a gay marriage, then gay it up. 1.00

01:36:52.000 But to create a problem from scratch, which is an orphan, and then adopt it, that's what surrogacy is.

01:37:01.000 You're creating an orphan and then adopting it.

01:37:03.000 You're not helping anything.

01:37:04.000 You're creating a problem and then fixing it.

01:37:07.000 That's not what adoption is for.

01:37:09.000 Adoption is to fix a problem.

01:37:12.000 So you are treating humans like dogs, like breeders, and you're just making a human being on a whim.

01:37:20.000 I think it's sick and depraved.

01:37:22.000 And I've noticed, by the way, they make shitty parents.

01:37:26.000 Let's be honest here.

01:37:28.000 They don't.

01:37:29.000 Like fucking Anderson Cooper and his boyfriend. 0.74

01:37:33.000 They make a baby from a surrogate, and then the boyfriend's like bored.

01:37:37.000 He leaves them, leaves Anderson Cooper to the baby after a year.

01:37:41.000 And then Anderson Cooper wants him back, so he adopts another, he makes another surrogate, names it after the ex-boyfriend.

01:37:48.000 What?

01:37:49.000 And the ex-boyfriend's like, all right, maybe I'll come back for a bit.

01:37:51.000 And the media is all like, it's so great.

01:37:53.000 They're co-parenting and it's wonderful.

01:37:57.000 No, it's selfish.

01:37:58.000 Stop making.

01:37:59.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:38:00.000 I'm gay and retarded.

01:38:03.000 But go back to that.

01:38:04.000 Because I saw Ali Beth Stucley, who works with Dave Rubin at the Blaze. 0.92

01:38:08.000 She's like, he's my friend, and he's a Christian, but I do not support what he's doing.

01:38:13.000 And if this ends our friendships, it does.

01:38:15.000 I'm not going to end our friendship, but I understand if he wants to end it because I don't condone this.

01:38:20.000 Like, it seems pretty anti-Christian to me to create an orphan. 0.98

01:38:24.000 He may love God, but I don't know how God feels about him.

01:38:28.000 No, I'm just kidding.

01:38:29.000 The feeling is not mutual.

01:38:31.000 God loves all his children.

01:38:32.000 Come along with a joke.

01:38:33.000 Sure.

01:38:34.000 So first, technically, because there are biological differences between men and women, I don't want to get us canceled on YouTube, but it actually is true, Jordan.

01:38:42.000 Oh, because, you know, we could not biologically have kids.

01:38:46.000 So, you know, just ourselves.

01:38:47.000 What about in the bus?

01:38:49.000 We talked about adoption.

01:38:50.000 Has anyone even tried that?

01:38:52.000 Yeah, I think.

01:38:53.000 I think they have.

01:38:55.000 Couldn't you put some ovaries up his ass and then fuck him? 1.00

01:38:58.000 They put all sorts of shit up their ass.

01:39:02.000 I was working in the ER and one of them had a light bulb up his ass.

01:39:05.000 The other had a huge pile of ovaries. 1.00

01:39:08.000 Does this not seem dark to you?

01:39:12.000 There's something wrong there.

01:39:14.000 Anyway.

01:39:15.000 Yeah.

01:39:15.000 I looked up child abuse because I was wondering if there was a pattern with gays, and I did not see a pattern at all.

01:39:21.000 But it's not an easy thing to research.

01:39:23.000 A little bit we did.

01:39:24.000 We both felt that the genetic component of this was important to us.

01:39:29.000 So for a little while, we debated.

01:39:31.000 So wait a minute.

01:39:33.000 We always talk about how it's satanic to play God, right?

01:39:37.000 Like Stalin said, I'm going to decide who gets to eat.

01:39:42.000 What happened?

01:39:43.000 40 million people died.

01:39:46.000 Michelle Wolf says, I felt like God when I was getting my abortion, and that's satanic because deciding who gets to live or die is playing God.

01:39:55.000 If you're sitting there going, genetics is a component, I'd like red hair.

01:40:02.000 So I'm kind of into ginge.

01:40:03.000 So we'll get a female surrogate who's a ginge. 1.00

01:40:07.000 And like now, you're playing with it like it's a Matty City little kitchen.

01:40:11.000 Yeah.

01:40:12.000 That sounds satanic to me.

01:40:15.000 Does it not?

01:40:16.000 I'm open for arguments here.

01:40:18.000 With my sister's egg, we thought we'd have two kids.

01:40:20.000 That was the thought process in the beginning.

01:40:25.000 That's weird.

01:40:26.000 Did he just say my sister's sperm?

01:40:28.000 Yeah, that's not going to be his sperm, though.

01:40:29.000 It'll be his husband's sperm and her eggs. 0.99

01:40:34.000 Right.

01:40:34.000 So they're using women.

01:40:36.000 This is my husband.

01:40:36.000 You might know him.

01:40:37.000 You fucked my sister. 0.89

01:40:38.000 Well, actually, that would be my nephew.

01:40:42.000 What are you using?

01:40:43.000 He's my sister.

01:40:46.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:40:49.000 How about you fuck my sister? 1.00

01:40:50.000 I'll fuck your sister. 1.00

01:40:51.000 And we'll have nephew kids.

01:40:56.000 Wait, I want to hear more of this.

01:40:57.000 We thought we could take some of my sister's eggs.

01:41:00.000 And she's a mother.

01:41:00.000 Right.

01:41:00.000 Now she's actually pregnant with her third.

01:41:02.000 Gross.

01:41:03.000 But that we could get her eggs and then we would take babies from them. 1.00

01:41:06.000 That would be so fucking funny.

01:41:07.000 That sounds evil.

01:41:08.000 That would be so fucking funny.

01:41:10.000 If Jordan Peterson was there going, gross.

01:41:13.000 It would be.

01:41:15.000 See, the problem is.

01:41:16.000 Okay.

01:41:17.000 I'm dry heaving now.

01:41:18.000 See, I would have said, if you're going to have, take my sister's eggs, you got to fuck her, though. 1.00

01:41:24.000 Yeah.

01:41:25.000 And I want to watch.

01:41:27.000 I'm in a video technology.

01:41:28.000 She has to get a haircut so she looks like me and a blazer on. 1.00

01:41:31.000 Yeah.

01:41:31.000 Here's the conception of you being conceived.

01:41:34.000 Well, we debated going with my sister's eggs.

01:41:38.000 Oh, that's criminal.

01:41:38.000 I didn't have two kids.

01:41:39.000 That was a general thought process in the beginning.

01:41:42.000 And we thought we could take some of my sister's eggs.

01:41:45.000 And she's a mother now.

01:41:45.000 That's a good one.

01:41:46.000 She's actually pregnant with her third.

01:41:48.000 But that we could get her eggs, and then we would take David's sperm, and then we would have two children.

01:41:48.000 Terrible.

01:41:53.000 That's dark.

01:41:54.000 After a long time of talking, about a year debating that back to the future.

01:41:57.000 It would take longer, like forever.

01:41:59.000 A lot of ethical and moral issues that my sister then would sort of would do. 1.00

01:42:03.000 You want to continue, maybe leave ethics out of it.

01:42:05.000 There were all sorts of things that we were about to traverse.

01:42:08.000 Right, and that's all uncharted territory, right?

01:42:11.000 You think you know how that might go, and you think you know how it might go if you have goodwill, but that does not mean that you know how it will go.

01:42:18.000 And I have to say, even that conversation, having that conversation with my sister, who was interested in, you know, when we came to her, she was just like, so she's fucked up, too.

01:42:26.000 She's flattered and honored that we were even considering it.

01:42:28.000 But then she said, why don't you sit with us for a little bit?

01:42:31.000 And then suddenly she had a lot of those questions and she was concerned if, you know, she shows up to the birthday party and then feels this odd jealousy.

01:42:38.000 Or what if she suddenly maternal instincts are going to develop as she's bearing this child for you? 0.70

01:42:46.000 Yeah, what a shitty obstacle.

01:42:48.000 You might as well just throw a grenade in your family and blow it up.

01:42:51.000 Yeah.

01:42:52.000 And how is she going to feel when she sees her nephew?

01:42:57.000 Did they not see the fucking madness of entertaining that for a year?

01:43:01.000 Nephew's son?

01:43:03.000 I mean, the baby is just as much biologically your husband's as it is your sister's.

01:43:10.000 Yeah.

01:43:12.000 And then don't you want to care about like if you're a husband and you have a pregnant wife, you work together on what the diet will be, like, oh, we shouldn't eat sugar, we shouldn't eat seed oils or whatever the fuck it may be.

01:43:22.000 Yeah, because that's he's going to be going to his boy, her brother, saying, she's not eating right.

01:43:26.000 Right.

01:43:27.000 She's not getting enough rest.

01:43:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:43:30.000 And then also at a barbecue or whatever, Dave Rubin is going to look over and see his two-year-old son and his sister with this strange bond.

01:43:42.000 And then the boy's going to feel really good when he's with Ruben's sister and the husband.

01:43:48.000 He's going to be like, I don't know what this is, but I love being with you two guys.

01:43:51.000 He's going to be jealous.

01:43:53.000 And then Ruben's going to be like, hey, I'm your father.

01:43:56.000 And he's going to be like, you have more uncle vibes, to be totally frank.

01:44:01.000 No, I may biologically be your uncle, but I decided, just like making up a gender, that I'm your dad. 0.63

01:44:07.000 Yeah, okay, that sounds cute.

01:44:09.000 I came up with the idea.

01:44:10.000 When I'm with my cousin, cousins in Scotland, we feel this like this weird bond.

01:44:19.000 Same bloodline.

01:44:20.000 Yeah, like it's my dad's sister's son, and we were at Keene Steakhouse when he was last in New York, and we're just looking at each other.

01:44:27.000 We both like shopped at the same mod shop in London, and I go, this is weird, right?

01:44:32.000 And he goes, it's uncanny.

01:44:35.000 Uncanny.

01:44:36.000 You and Maddie might be related.

01:44:38.000 Could be.

01:44:39.000 Maybe.

01:44:39.000 Literally.

01:44:40.000 Scottish inbreed.

01:44:41.000 He lives in the same town, your parents.

01:44:42.000 Who is it we were with recently that was also Scottish?

01:44:45.000 Oh, I think the state trooper's grandmother is Scottish.

01:44:49.000 Oh, Tim?

01:44:50.000 Yeah.

01:44:52.000 Wasn't sure if we should say his name.

01:44:54.000 He's been on the show.

01:44:57.000 Sat there on a couch.

01:44:59.000 Cammed it up.

01:45:00.000 Okay, get back to this.

01:45:01.000 I want to hear Jordan Peterson beyond because so far Jordan is just like, yeah, well, that's uncharted territory.

01:45:07.000 Yeah, what do you think of it, though, Jordan?

01:45:09.000 You must be bummed out.

01:45:11.000 As a clue psychologist, what do you think there?

01:45:14.000 Even going through that, and this obviously is not the way that we ultimately went about it, even that was sort of a maturation.

01:45:20.000 Like, you know, what are we really trying to do here?

01:45:23.000 So anyway, ultimately, we probably demonstrate an egg donor.

01:45:26.000 I mean, basically, it sounds sort of like sort of like Tinder.

01:45:31.000 I mean, there are these where the egg donors are on the site, and we tried to find a girl.

01:45:37.000 I didn't really care that much about the pedigree in terms of did they go to an Ivy League school or something like that.

01:45:42.000 That would be uneugenics of you. 0.99

01:45:42.000 Oh, wow. 0.99

01:45:44.000 Okay, you know what?

01:45:45.000 That would be twisted.

01:45:46.000 This is a green screen that we could be here all day.

01:45:48.000 I want to go through that real fucking slow back.

01:45:53.000 We got calls.

01:45:54.000 Okay, let's do some profits.

01:45:55.000 People that could be working right now, taking their chances, calling to the show.

01:46:00.000 Calling from the smoking section at work.

01:46:02.000 979, you're on the line, line, line.

01:46:05.000 Go ahead there, call.

01:46:06.000 Hello.

01:46:06.000 Hey, what's up?

01:46:07.000 Hello?

01:46:08.000 Hey, y'all.

01:46:09.000 How you doing?

01:46:10.000 Hey.

01:46:11.000 Hey, man.

01:46:14.000 So I've been listening to the show while I'm working.

01:46:19.000 I want to try to give a warning to depussifying your kids too much.

01:46:25.000 I have four kids.

01:46:27.000 I even have a grandson.

01:46:29.000 I'm 42.

01:46:30.000 But all my girls, my first three were girls.

01:46:34.000 So I kind of let my wife do her thing raising them. 0.99

01:46:38.000 But my last one was a son.

01:46:40.000 So I said I was going to raise him just like my dad raised me.

01:46:44.000 And fuck. 0.83

01:46:47.000 We do jiu-jitsu together.

01:46:48.000 He's in Taekwondo.

01:46:50.000 He's killed three deer already.

01:46:53.000 I mean, couldn't be more proud of him.

01:46:55.000 But whenever he's at school, he will haul off and knock somebody in the face fast.

01:47:02.000 For what?

01:47:03.000 And most of the time, it's black kids. 0.82

01:47:06.000 Oh, shit.

01:47:07.000 Oops.

01:47:08.000 Yeah, but you want to know the context of why it's happening.

01:47:13.000 Yeah, are they calling his mother a whore or are they saying, I don't like your shoes?

01:47:17.000 I don't know.

01:47:18.000 Just fucking with him.

01:47:19.000 You know, like it'll be different shit.

01:47:22.000 You know, sometimes one time there was somebody, some black kid was teasing a girl that he was talking to.

01:47:29.000 So he hauled off and like hit this kid like five times.

01:47:33.000 I had to have a meeting with the principal and the kid's parents and all this shit.

01:47:38.000 Of course, the parents take one look at me and they go, oh, fuck, here's a white supremacist.

01:47:44.000 I ride a Harley.

01:47:45.000 I ride a Harley and I got a few tattoos.

01:47:48.000 I'm a big motherfucker.

01:47:51.000 Well, what city is this in?

01:47:55.000 Houston, Texas.

01:47:56.000 Huh.

01:47:57.000 Well, I bet no one's fucking with him anymore.

01:48:00.000 No.

01:48:02.000 I mean, they still do because about a week before school let out, he got into a big fucking brawl.

01:48:10.000 Oh, at that time, he was protecting.

01:48:11.000 He hangs out with fucking nerds sometimes.

01:48:15.000 Like, there's this fat kid with long hair, and I guess somebody was talking shit to that kid, and he took up for him and got kicked out of school for three days at the last week of school.

01:48:29.000 And he's 11.

01:48:30.000 I mean, fuck, 11.

01:48:31.000 You know, I've never said this before, but I think I'm going to have a new friend who's 11.

01:48:38.000 Something wrong with standing up for yourself.

01:48:40.000 I never hung out with an 11-year-old before that wasn't my kid, but can we hang out with this guy?

01:48:47.000 Sure.

01:48:48.000 We're going to be at your show in Dallas.

01:48:51.000 Oh, cool.

01:48:52.000 Well, you're only a couple hours away.

01:48:54.000 Well, pretty.

01:48:55.000 You're only a couple hours away.

01:48:56.000 Well, I don't know where the fuck it's going to be, but.

01:48:58.000 Bring a six-pack of O'Dools for him and let's have some beers.

01:49:03.000 I don't drink or anything.

01:49:05.000 I had to go to rehab.

01:49:06.000 Capri Suns all around.

01:49:09.000 Drinking's a fucking thing for me.

01:49:13.000 At least you know it.

01:49:14.000 You keep it under control.

01:49:15.000 You feel like it was a thing for other people around you, too.

01:49:15.000 Yeah.

01:49:22.000 So I was reading this article the other day about a kid there in New York.

01:49:27.000 He was so petrified of a little black kid that the black kid was fucking with him.

01:49:34.000 And instead of whipping, you know, trying to fight at least, he fucking kills the little black kid.

01:49:41.000 You know, and there's all these pity parties.

01:49:44.000 Oh, he was being bullied, which I get, I guess.

01:49:48.000 But, I mean, there's too many people nowadays that want to just jump to the most crazy scenario out there instead of fucking taking a licking.

01:50:02.000 And, man, in my day, fucking blacks fought whites, and sometimes we ganged up together and beat up a gay.

01:50:11.000 The good old age.

01:50:13.000 Yeah, man.

01:50:14.000 And that was in the fucking 90s.

01:50:16.000 What color was the gay, though?

01:50:17.000 That's the important thing.

01:50:18.000 If it's a black gay, you guys are fucked up. 1.00

01:50:21.000 Yeah, there's a lot to be said for, you know, minor fisticuffs.

01:50:25.000 Yeah.

01:50:26.000 It's necessary.

01:50:27.000 It's really healthy, and it makes you...

01:50:29.000 When you get punched In the face, we've said this a million times.

01:50:32.000 For the rest of your life, you talk to people differently.

01:50:36.000 That's the thing.

01:50:36.000 That's how you learn how to conflict resolution.

01:50:39.000 You start off with an argument, you try to resolve it certain ways, and it comes down to it.

01:50:43.000 Sometimes there is no, we just got to bang it out.

01:50:45.000 Yeah.

01:50:46.000 And then your best friends.

01:50:47.000 That's what's happening.

01:50:48.000 These kids are so beta and so terrified.

01:50:54.000 They think the world is crashing down on them.

01:50:55.000 And they go straight to the most extreme.

01:50:57.000 Yeah.

01:50:59.000 That's what's like the people.

01:51:01.000 The disconnect is right there.

01:51:02.000 Nobody wants to say, hey.

01:51:03.000 Well, especially in the hood where you shoot someone for being rude, disrespecting you.

01:51:10.000 Yeah.

01:51:11.000 Come on.

01:51:13.000 Thanks for calling.

01:51:14.000 There's something to say about growing kids up in the country.

01:51:17.000 Yeah.

01:51:18.000 Yeah, my problem with that is there's not enough playing with other kids.

01:51:22.000 Like, you have to go drive to the next guy's house.

01:51:25.000 Yeah, you can get him a dirt bike.

01:51:29.000 All right.

01:51:29.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:51:30.000 Hey, you know, speaking of heroes, when people stand up for women or those who need help, there's heroes out there.

01:51:39.000 There's heroes.

01:51:40.000 This guy's a fucking badass.

01:51:42.000 You never know who you're making.

01:51:44.000 This is what you can be if you have real testosterone, real honor, and you're a real man.

01:51:50.000 Yes.

01:51:52.000 You transcend.

01:51:54.000 To the party.

01:51:56.000 Uh-oh.

01:51:57.000 Some jocks over there.

01:51:58.000 Oh, well.

01:51:59.000 How can that be?

01:52:00.000 Oh, good.

01:52:01.000 She rejected him.

01:52:03.000 He put his hands on her?

01:52:06.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:52:07.000 He's yelling.

01:52:09.000 Better not touch her again.

01:52:10.000 She isn't interested.

01:52:12.000 Put that hand in that pocket.

01:52:13.000 There you go.

01:52:14.000 And back in there.

01:52:15.000 Or else what?

01:52:16.000 You'll see fucking Bo!

01:52:20.000 Wait, that's not how that would work either.

01:52:22.000 Like, when you say, you'll see, then another thing happens, and then you do it.

01:52:26.000 You don't go, you'll see.

01:52:27.000 Bam! 0.98

01:52:28.000 Yeah, he's wrong.

01:52:31.000 He meant, you're about to see.

01:52:32.000 Right.

01:52:34.000 Or you say, here's what happens.

01:52:35.000 And then what is that werewolf going to do?

01:52:37.000 Kill him now?

01:52:38.000 I mean, you shouldn't touch a woman who doesn't want you, but I don't think you should be eaten alive if you do.

01:52:45.000 You know what I mean?

01:52:46.000 Yeah.

01:52:46.000 Maybe punched in the nose?

01:52:48.000 Yeah, and like, do you do like a non-fatal werewolf attack?

01:52:51.000 I don't think so.

01:52:52.000 Dear G-Dog, how did you make it as a punk when you moved to Montreal?

01:52:56.000 How did you get money for food, rent, etc.?

01:52:58.000 Did you have to work a part-time job?

01:53:00.000 Or did the shows you performed at pay you?

01:53:03.000 No, the shows did not pay.

01:53:06.000 They paid like $100 was the most money we ever got.

01:53:10.000 That's split now by five.

01:53:13.000 I would tree plant in the spring, May and June, and get a nice nest egg.

01:53:18.000 And then for the rest of the year, I was a bike messenger, which in Montreal is the shittiest fucking job imaginable, especially in the winter.

01:53:27.000 Montreal is Mount Royal.

01:53:29.000 It's a mountain.

01:53:30.000 So you're going up, oh, there was this one hill called Beaver Hall Hill.

01:53:34.000 We try to grab onto the back of a car to go up it, but if you didn't have a car, you'd have to be in the fucking 15th gear to get up there.

01:53:43.000 And then for each package, we'd get like $1.50.

01:53:46.000 So you had to haul ass to make any kind of money.

01:53:48.000 And it's Montreal, so they don't like the English guys.

01:53:51.000 So the French guys would get, the French dude would spend his whole day just in old Montreal.

01:53:56.000 And we'd be up to fucking Atwater, St. Henry, Mile End, just doing the whole goddamn city.

01:54:03.000 Because it was one of the only jobs you could get.

01:54:06.000 I also cleaned.

01:54:07.000 I was a janitor at Outremont Bagel for a while.

01:54:10.000 Lots of really shitty jobs, but tree planning put me through it.

01:54:14.000 And then I moved there in 88, and then by 94, I'd started Vice.

01:54:24.000 That's the answer to that question.

01:54:28.000 Don't say my name on the show.

01:54:29.000 My boss watches as well, and he will fire me.

01:54:32.000 That's Gary.

01:54:34.000 Okay, fine, Jonathan Nicholas Briner.

01:54:37.000 I won't.

01:54:40.000 Let's take another call.

01:54:42.000 There's a $100 choop chat.

01:54:44.000 Oh, shit.

01:54:45.000 Question for...

01:54:45.000 Oh, well, Ryan, you can read this and you.

01:54:48.000 Okay.

01:54:49.000 Question for Ryan.

01:54:51.000 As I'm sure he relates, I'm a farrier.

01:54:54.000 I'm sorry to hear that.

01:54:55.000 Although I make good money, I often struggle with the question of what my contribution to society is.

01:55:00.000 How do you deal with this internal struggle?

01:55:01.000 Gavin, feel free to help answer when Ryan begins to flounder.

01:55:04.000 Best regards.

01:55:05.000 Benjamin T. Groves.

01:55:08.000 I think I have a good contribution to society.

01:55:11.000 Like I said, as Jordan Peterson bringing up Anthony Kumi on stage is that it's a medicine for people.

01:55:19.000 They feel people that feel like isolated and alone politically and maybe even...

01:55:24.000 No, I got a memo from God saying what you guys are doing is very important.

01:55:24.000 Oh, yeah.

01:55:29.000 We're making people put a ring on it, making them have babies. 1.00

01:55:33.000 And as far as your contribution, make some babies, get married.

01:55:36.000 Your job is important, but it shouldn't define your legacy.

01:55:40.000 Your legacy is your children.

01:55:43.000 What's the matter with...

01:55:44.000 A fairy is a guy who puts horseshoes on horses, right? 0.99

01:55:47.000 I thought it was a gay guy.

01:55:49.000 No, that's a fairy, you fucking retardier. 1.00

01:55:51.000 Okay, okay.

01:55:54.000 Yeah, horses are an integral part of our lives.

01:55:57.000 They provide, they do important work with that cowboy stuff.

01:56:03.000 They're also fun, entertainment.

01:56:08.000 It's a sport.

01:56:09.000 And with these gas prices, we'll probably be needing your work very soon.

01:56:13.000 Yeah, a good gauge is to go, if I don't come to work today, is the world better off?

01:56:21.000 And I think with a lot of people in HR and shit like that, it really, we don't want you there.

01:56:27.000 Like I saw this video, Carl Benjamin was talking about this.

01:56:29.000 A 22-year-old who works at LinkedIn talked about her day, and you're just like, when I'm president of the world, you're fired.

01:56:39.000 Like, get home, get with the kids, make some kids.

01:56:43.000 You fucking suck.

01:56:44.000 See if you can dig that up.

01:56:46.000 Oh, I thought we ended the show.

01:56:48.000 No.

01:56:49.000 Have kids.

01:56:50.000 Get kids.

01:56:51.000 TikTok, 22-year-old corporette, LinkedIn, Day in the Life.

01:56:59.000 You got to see this, Man, a day in the life at LinkedIn in Chicago.

01:57:05.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:57:08.000 Okay, if a farrier feels bad, aren't you embarrassed?

01:57:12.000 Horses need horseshoes, they need grooming.

01:57:14.000 Horses provide everything from like sports for kids and girls and entertainment and racing and ranching.

01:57:23.000 Very important job, farrier.

01:57:26.000 This, being a 22-year-old executive at fucking LinkedIn.

01:57:30.000 Can I guess what's going to happen?

01:57:33.000 What she eats for lunch is going to be a big part of this.

01:57:36.000 Correct?

01:57:37.000 Yep.

01:57:37.000 Am I?

01:57:38.000 Okay, that's really all I had.

01:57:40.000 And it's going to be a salad of some sort.

01:57:42.000 Okay, go back to the beginning, though.

01:57:44.000 Welcome to another day in the life working for LinkedIn Chicago.

01:57:47.000 Guys, today was a packed day, so get ready.

01:57:49.000 I got up bright and early, although it wasn't really bright outside.

01:57:51.000 It was pretty rainy, but look how many freaking people are commuting nowadays.

01:57:54.000 Anyways, got to the office, got some coffee.

01:57:56.000 Celebrating Pride right now, so there's a cute little whiteboard to write notes to people.

01:57:59.000 Got breakfast.

01:57:59.000 A lot of you guys asked what this is, and it's spirulina chia seed pudding.

01:58:02.000 I had a meeting before I got ready to go shoot a project that I've been helping out with.

01:58:05.000 That was really fun to be behind the scenes.

01:58:07.000 I grabbed a kombucha before having a one-on-one, grabbed some lunch, more kombucha, because I love it, and went to go continue shooting for the project.

01:58:13.000 Hungry, so I tried out this new snack, and in my team meeting, the director of my team found out that I have a TikTok insurance.

01:58:18.000 Stop.

01:58:18.000 Shooting for the project, by the way, is sitting there while other people take pictures of people for, I guess, some web page where it's like head of development, Marnie Crimples.

01:58:28.000 And she sits there and they go, is this good?

01:58:31.000 And she goes, yeah, that looks like a good picture of Marnie Crimples.

01:58:36.000 Okay, thanks for coming to work for me.

01:58:37.000 What are we going for?

01:58:38.000 I'd be nowhere without you.

01:58:41.000 So hello, if you're seeing this.

01:58:42.000 Before I left, I grabbed some snacks and drinks and headed out to the warm weather.

01:58:45.000 I was literally dripping sweat while I was waiting for the bus.

01:58:48.000 Anyways, I got home, quick turnaround because I had a dinner with a marketing team.

01:58:51.000 They treated us so well at GT Prime.

01:58:53.000 Oh my God, there was champagne waiting for us.

01:58:55.000 Does anything ever happen at those dinners?

01:58:57.000 Where would LinkedIn be without you?

01:59:00.000 Personalized menu.

01:59:01.000 This guy's out there grooming horses, nailing horseshoes on, going, I hope this is worth it, man.

01:59:06.000 I hope I'm matter because those people in Chicago, they're making real change.

01:59:11.000 I mean, they have a whole website dedicated to resumes.

01:59:14.000 I'm gluten-free, so they gave me a whole personal gluten-free menu.

01:59:18.000 This food was actually to die for.

01:59:20.000 I left so stocked and women and their fucking blogging food. 1.00

01:59:24.000 This is another dandelion of a Chicago worker.

01:59:26.000 Gonna head downtown to my social media manager job downtown in downtown Chicago.

01:59:29.000 I'm the social media manager of a startup downtown.

01:59:32.000 We're actually in our second round of funding.

01:59:34.000 I'm 29 years old.

01:59:35.000 Oh, 10 a.m.

01:59:37.000 You just gotta send a branded tweet.

01:59:43.000 Our office is the cool.

01:59:45.000 There's snacks, casual address, and it's on the 16th floor in a big building downtown.

01:59:51.000 Brutal schedule today.

01:59:52.000 I gotta come up with six new posts for social, start brainstorming the theme for our summer campaign, and then I have two separate meetings about the new landing pages.

02:00:00.000 Wish me luck.

02:00:01.000 The best time to post to Facebook is on a Monday, but the best time to-there's a chef at your fucking office who makes all these different dishes for breakfast, lunch.

02:00:12.000 Oh, they have nap centers, they have hanging out with dog centers.

02:00:14.000 Oh, yeah, go to the other one.

02:00:16.000 She's got another one where she talks about they have a new quiet room.

02:00:19.000 Are you like LinkedIn?

02:00:22.000 Fire all these people and just keep your profits.

02:00:26.000 Shit's up to me if you want to waste money.

02:00:30.000 I can always buy another motorcycle.

02:00:33.000 I only have three.

02:00:36.000 She must be getting ripped for these. 1.00

02:00:41.000 That's the one you just showed.

02:00:43.000 It's a joke.

02:00:44.000 It's a joke.

02:00:46.000 How do you go to hers?

02:00:48.000 Is that her?

02:00:49.000 All right, enough, enough, enough.

02:00:50.000 I had enough of that.

02:00:52.000 This one spins off.

02:00:53.000 You could watch it on your own time.

02:00:54.000 Social media manager job downtown by Be Nice to Me Productions.

02:00:59.000 And then it spirals and gets insane.

02:01:02.000 I don't know why.

02:01:06.000 Wait, you got to show this one.

02:01:08.000 If you go to her page, Ryan, it's the second one.

02:01:12.000 Day in the life 22-year-old living in Chicago working in the tech industry.

02:01:16.000 Gotcha.

02:01:20.000 It's pretty amazing.

02:01:22.000 I should probably just do a green screen rather than cram it at the end of the show.

02:01:25.000 We could.

02:01:27.000 This is her main page.

02:01:29.000 Second one in?

02:01:30.000 Yeah.

02:01:31.000 And you're fucking 48k modem.

02:01:34.000 Today was one of those days where you leave for work at 7 a.m. and you don't get back until past midnight.

02:01:38.000 I left for work early for a 9 a.m. meeting that was conveniently canceled right beforehand.

02:01:43.000 I walked out to the lobby and there were these eucalyptus towels waiting for me, which is really nice, and some fresh orange water, which I, of course, took before taking the elevator up to the office.

02:01:51.000 I grabbed some breakfast.

02:01:53.000 It's a normal oatmeal and a bag.

02:01:54.000 Look at the breakfast option.

02:01:55.000 Normal oatmeal gas.

02:01:56.000 You gotta see IBM.

02:01:57.000 It's normal oatmeal.

02:02:00.000 It's ridiculous.

02:02:02.000 What does he do there?

02:02:03.000 Yeah, maintenance.

02:02:03.000 Paint?

02:02:04.000 Oh, that shit.

02:02:05.000 Oh.

02:02:06.000 Yeah, we'll do that as a green screen some other time.

02:02:09.000 I grabbed some breakfast, normal oatmeal and cheese and pudding, and we finally got lifted mugs in the office, which I'm so excited about.

02:02:16.000 Then I found out that the Walhart that we have in the office is made out of recycled trees from Chicago, which was so cool.

02:02:22.000 Fun fact.

02:02:23.000 Wait, stop.

02:02:23.000 Recycled trees?

02:02:26.000 What are recycled trees?

02:02:28.000 You know, that bar that Maddie's at is made from recycled trees.

02:02:32.000 All these are made from recycled trees.

02:02:32.000 Yeah.

02:02:33.000 So is my desk.

02:02:34.000 This is made from recycled trees.

02:02:35.000 Anything would.

02:02:38.000 I just found out the newspaper is made from recycled trees.

02:02:41.000 Now, I'm a vegan, but this, you know, fucking.

02:02:46.000 Yeah.

02:02:46.000 The steak was made from recycled cows.

02:02:49.000 I just, I want to be, I want to support, you know, eco-environmentalism.

02:02:53.000 So we got a bunch of firewood, but it's all from recycled trees.

02:02:56.000 Yeah.

02:02:56.000 100% of it.

02:02:58.000 In fact, most of my house is made of recycled trees.

02:03:01.000 We got more calls.

02:03:02.000 Get at home.

02:03:03.000 Get home, bitch. 1.00

02:03:06.000 402, you're on the line.

02:03:07.000 No, wait.

02:03:07.000 I want to see more of this.

02:03:08.000 Oh.

02:03:10.000 Hold on, 402.

02:03:12.000 We've got to make it to our quiet room.

02:03:14.000 Our company, all hands, so I grabbed our drink of the day, which is a Blackberry Mojito, and headed downstairs.

02:03:19.000 Doesn't majito have alcohol?

02:03:21.000 Some lunch because we were starving after that.

02:03:23.000 There was this cool little dish, and I grabbed a chai latte before heading to work.

02:03:27.000 Watched some of my coworkers play ping pong, and then tried out our new Quiet room, which is a really nice area to just like relax and unplug from work.

02:03:34.000 Then it was time to buckle down.

02:03:35.000 Unplugged from work at work?

02:03:37.000 You've been unplugged.

02:03:38.000 No, plug in.

02:03:39.000 You want to get in that flow state there, girl.

02:03:41.000 You want to be in the zone while you're at work.

02:03:43.000 Like, sat in our focus area for a while.

02:03:46.000 There's a quiet room and a focus area.

02:03:46.000 Focus area.

02:03:48.000 They're different.

02:03:49.000 After work.

02:03:49.000 Right?

02:03:50.000 Quiet room and a focus area?

02:03:51.000 You got to focus on the quiet.

02:03:54.000 You go there after work.

02:03:58.000 And then I finished up the rest of my work before getting an email announcing the next team that I'll be joining through my BLP program.

02:04:04.000 Work was finally over.

02:04:05.000 It was hot as hell.

02:04:06.000 So we went to go get some drinks in Lincoln Park before heading to a housewarming party for one of our coworkers.

02:04:11.000 Here we are.

02:04:12.000 There was banana pudding.

02:04:14.000 It was just great summer vibes and really fun to connect with everyone.

02:04:17.000 And then we last minute decided, F it, let's go out.

02:04:20.000 So we headed to West Loop and went to Federale's really quick drink.

02:04:23.000 At this point, I realized that I was still out with my work laptop, so I decided to call it a night.

02:04:27.000 Good night.

02:04:28.000 Is this a joke?

02:04:29.000 Well, after midnight.

02:04:30.000 Women in the fucking workforce. 1.00

02:04:34.000 They fucking okay.

02:04:38.000 Do we have a bunch of group chats piled up?

02:04:40.000 We got to go soon.

02:04:41.000 We have some chats.

02:04:42.000 We've got six calls.

02:04:44.000 All right, we'll put up the chats and we'll take the calls.

02:04:46.000 You're on the line.

02:04:48.000 Ben Caller.

02:04:50.000 Hey, so me and my wife had our first kid five months ago and we're already trying another one for another one.

02:04:57.000 So thanks for that.

02:04:59.000 And with this abortion shit, the one thing I cannot wrap my mind around is how many people have kids and are like still cool with it. 0.98

02:05:07.000 Like, how can you see the miracle in front of your fucking eyes and just be like, yeah, it's cool.

02:05:12.000 Just toss them in the fucking trash.

02:05:15.000 And pop them in the trash.

02:05:17.000 It makes no fucking sense to me.

02:05:19.000 I know.

02:05:19.000 It freaks me out too.

02:05:20.000 And I didn't really feel strongly about it before I had kids.

02:05:24.000 I was just like, well, I don't think you should do that.

02:05:26.000 It sounds weird, but I guess people have emergencies.

02:05:29.000 And then I was like, no, that's a fucking human life.

02:05:32.000 Stop it.

02:05:34.000 Like, I get it if you're like a retarded kid, like, oh, yeah, fucking whatever. 1.00

02:05:38.000 But when you're a parent, like, my son's made me into a little bitch, and it makes zero fucking sense to me that, like, they're just good with it.

02:05:46.000 It really is bizarre.

02:05:47.000 Yeah, good point.

02:05:48.000 Thanks for calling.

02:05:49.000 It totally confuses me.

02:05:51.000 And that's what was so weird about that girl who was holding the sign saying, my body, my choice.

02:05:57.000 You might as well have someone with Down syndrome saying, my body, my choice, because the Down syndromes get aborted.

02:06:04.000 The babies get aborted.

02:06:06.000 It's also, no one ever talks about how common it is for abortions to be someone who's just like, eh, we already have two kids, and I don't want one.

02:06:15.000 Not like I was raped in an alley by my dad.

02:06:18.000 It's always just like, eh, it'll be a summer birth.

02:06:22.000 We got 469.

02:06:24.000 Not tonight.

02:06:25.000 I think Amber Tamblin had an abortion because she wasn't married yet, and she just wanted to wait a bit. 1.00

02:06:30.000 And she ended up getting pregnant like five months later.

02:06:33.000 So the baby was murdered for being a few months off.

02:06:39.000 469, you're on the line.

02:06:42.000 Go ahead, call it.

02:06:45.000 Go ahead, caller.

02:06:47.000 Hey, man.

02:06:49.000 Have you been up to date on this Dutch farmer protest thing?

02:06:54.000 Yeah, we're going to do a deep dive on it tomorrow.

02:06:56.000 The European Union has decided that Dutch farms, not other farms, but the Netherlands, there's too much nitrogen emissions coming from the farmers.

02:07:05.000 So they are totally choking their ability to do their jobs and to farm.

02:07:10.000 And the conspiracy theory is that they're trying to choke out the food supply.

02:07:14.000 The Netherlands is the number two exporter of agriculture after America.

02:07:20.000 And this is either the best case scenario is it's retarded eco-fascism where bureaucrats are trying to please the EU and strangling farmers. 0.99

02:07:31.000 That's the best case.

02:07:33.000 The worst case is that it's a pre-planned starvation so they can make us eat bugs and control how we think and act because we're fucking starving.

02:07:45.000 Yeah, like, I mean, I'm hesitant to agree with the second, but I don't know if it's pre-planned, but it just seems like they thought that they could have done it with COVID.

02:07:56.000 Oh, this will get the job done.

02:07:58.000 But it didn't.

02:07:59.000 Dude, they keep adding one more thing.

02:08:01.000 Oh, maybe monkeypox will do it.

02:08:03.000 Oh, that didn't work.

02:08:04.000 Okay, I guess you don't get to eat now kind of thing.

02:08:08.000 The Dutch police are shooting at farmers in their tractors.

02:08:14.000 Crazy.

02:08:15.000 Yeah, we'll cover it tomorrow, but thanks for calling.

02:08:18.000 Oh, here's a great super chat.

02:08:20.000 I'm glad we went over.

02:08:20.000 John Kinsman has an open job offer to come and have a long career with my company, Deco.com.

02:08:26.000 Merit Shop builds fast.

02:08:28.000 No, builds best.

02:08:30.000 Yeah, this guy Bryce, he's done merch with us and stuff like that.

02:08:33.000 He sent in like fan merch.

02:08:35.000 You know what?

02:08:36.000 They should change their motto to Deco Builds Back Better.

02:08:40.000 Don't you think?

02:08:41.000 Yeah.

02:08:41.000 I think it's already been used by a bad company.

02:08:45.000 Oh, it's never been used before.

02:08:47.000 Builds back better?

02:08:48.000 Well, somebody used Get Off My Lawn.

02:08:48.000 Yeah.

02:08:50.000 They used that once.

02:08:51.000 They never implied it or tried to do it.

02:08:56.000 Yeah, some guy tried to sue me for using Get Off My Lawn because he had a podcast or something.

02:09:00.000 I think we have a lawsuit because I see in court this guy.

02:09:06.000 Get Off My Lawn.

02:09:06.000 Who's this?

02:09:07.000 It looks like Dave Lando in the animation.

02:09:09.000 Get my lawn.

02:09:11.000 On 4th of July, at 6.55 a.m., just to make sure it was the first thing off the presses, ESPN published an article by Howard Bryant titled Baseball, Barbecue, and Losing Freedom on the 4th of July.

02:09:24.000 This piece touched on a wide variety of people.

02:09:26.000 It looks great.

02:09:28.000 Don't people Google things before they...

02:09:31.000 So we've got five more.

02:09:33.000 Here's an...

02:09:34.000 Oh, yeah.

02:09:35.000 Another call, right?

02:09:37.000 All right.

02:09:37.000 Five?

02:09:38.000 Want to bang them out quick?

02:09:40.000 All right.

02:09:41.000 415, you're on the live.

02:09:43.000 Go ahead, call it.

02:09:45.000 What's up, Faggots? 1.00

02:09:46.000 Hey, man.

02:09:48.000 So I got some.

02:09:50.000 It's a really good example of your blame video game theory.

02:09:54.000 I don't know if you've ever heard of it.

02:09:56.000 Probably Ryan's heard of it.

02:09:57.000 The mission No Russian in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

02:10:01.000 You literally do an airport mass shooting.

02:10:01.000 Oh, yeah.

02:10:05.000 You should pull that shit up, Ryan.

02:10:07.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:10:08.000 Patrice O'Neal was talking about this on Opie and Anthony when it first was terrible.

02:10:11.000 All right, thanks for calling.

02:10:12.000 We'll look that up.

02:10:14.000 Someone's asking with the Glasgow smile.

02:10:16.000 Yeah, I don't know about now, but when I was a kid, it was totally normal for someone to get in a fight and cut the assailant would cut either sides of his mouth.

02:10:27.000 Hospitals.

02:10:28.000 It's totally common to see a Glaswegian with Joker scars, especially the guys my dad's age.

02:10:34.000 That was the old Cray Twins.

02:10:36.000 You want to know how...

02:10:37.000 They got these scars?

02:10:39.000 Everyone would bring carpet cutters out in the 80s in Glasgow and just start slicing the dice.

02:10:43.000 They'd put a matchstick in between the blades so when you cut the guy, he'd have a piece of spaghetti hanging down and he couldn't be stitched easily.

02:10:53.000 Jesus.

02:10:54.000 In New York, they call it like getting a buck fifty.

02:10:58.000 Is that because it was 15 stitches?

02:10:59.000 A buck 150.

02:11:01.000 They would do it, we would call it a telephone cut.

02:11:03.000 It would go from ear to ear, like ear to mouth.

02:11:06.000 They would do it one, because they would take a razor out and just slice it.

02:11:08.000 But what does buck fifty come from?

02:11:10.000 150 stitches.

02:11:11.000 Oh, wow.

02:11:12.000 Give them a buck fifty, yo. 1.00

02:11:14.000 In the bloods in Brooklyn, that's what you have to do for initiation. 0.83

02:11:19.000 You have to cut a stranger's face, eat their lunch. 1.00

02:11:23.000 They're food.

02:11:24.000 They're food.

02:11:28.000 Jump ahead a bit.

02:11:30.000 So you just start killing people here for no reason?

02:11:36.000 Yeah, I got so many angry baby monsters saying, I play these video games.

02:11:41.000 I haven't shot anyone up.

02:11:44.000 It's not possible that playing this for six hours numbs you to the horror of shooting a bunch of strangers?

02:11:53.000 Is my theory so nuts?

02:11:56.000 No.

02:11:57.000 But parents shouldn't let their children play that game.

02:12:01.000 That's why they have parents.

02:12:02.000 They can fucking call it a call real quick.

02:12:06.000 You have six-year-olds playing Fortnite, and it's pretty similar.

02:12:10.000 There's no blood, but you shoot people.

02:12:12.000 Yes, caller.

02:12:13.000 Go ahead.

02:12:17.000 775, you're on the live.

02:12:19.000 Go ahead.

02:12:19.000 775.

02:12:21.000 Hey, what's going on, guys?

02:12:23.000 This is in regards.

02:12:25.000 Can you hear me?

02:12:26.000 Yes, sir.

02:12:28.000 Hey, yeah.

02:12:28.000 This is in regards to the show yesterday with Anthony.

02:12:32.000 You guys were talking about that Moonrock explosion where the guy blew off his hand and he was just kind of standing there, you know, with his weird lobster.

02:12:42.000 Yeah, we showed that yesterday.

02:12:44.000 Yeah, so what happened too, his finger, he was holding the whatever kind of firework.

02:12:52.000 It exploded, but the guy, his finger went into a person right next to him, impaled their lungs.

02:12:58.000 What?

02:12:59.000 So that guy was in critical condition.

02:13:01.000 I think he's still in the hospital getting fixed up on that.

02:13:04.000 And that was actually a month or something ago.

02:13:07.000 Wait, a month?

02:13:08.000 Was it on July 4th?

02:13:10.000 No, no, it was last month.

02:13:13.000 But the cops showed up about, they were on the other side, like completely of the town.

02:13:19.000 So they had to drive about 40 minutes to get out there.

02:13:23.000 The paramedics wouldn't go in because they have to make sure it's not a gunshot.

02:13:28.000 They had to make sure it was safe to enter.

02:13:30.000 So the guy was bleeding out for a while and the other guy was coughing up blood and eventually he was bleeding out.

02:13:36.000 So it just turned into a shit show.

02:13:38.000 Oh, by the way, I'm that Muslim, gay black guy from Reno.

02:13:45.000 Oh, you're hired.

02:13:48.000 Yes.

02:13:49.000 All right.

02:13:50.000 More info.

02:13:50.000 See you later.

02:13:51.000 Feel free to look it up.

02:13:52.000 Yeah.

02:13:52.000 Thanks.

02:13:53.000 Glad you came back from the 4th of July, injury-free this year.

02:13:56.000 More info, feel free to look it up.

02:13:58.000 Thanks, dude.

02:13:59.000 We just got Google permission.

02:14:00.000 Nice.

02:14:01.000 Did you have any nightmares on the fourth calf?

02:14:03.000 About the Roman candle debacle last year?

02:14:06.000 Yeah, no.

02:14:07.000 But we didn't buy our own fireworks this year.

02:14:10.000 Didn't seem worth it.

02:14:12.000 Okay, we're way over here, 50 minutes over.

02:14:15.000 Do we have any more calls?

02:14:17.000 You got one online right now.

02:14:17.000 Yep.

02:14:19.000 It is fucking 201.

02:14:21.000 You're on the lum.

02:14:23.000 Go ahead, DuJo.

02:14:24.000 Can you hear me?

02:14:25.000 Yes, sir.

02:14:26.000 Go ahead.

02:14:27.000 Hey, so I saw a video.

02:14:29.000 I emailed it last week.

02:14:31.000 It's called Andrew Tate Brutal Reality Check.

02:14:35.000 It's like a short video.

02:14:36.000 If you go like a minute in, he does a rant about how to do it.

02:14:40.000 I remember getting this email.

02:14:40.000 Oh, yeah.

02:14:44.000 I thought it was like perfect.

02:14:45.000 Like, he hits every point, and like, it's just so important that people hear that because they think like, you know, buying a new bag is like going to make you happy or something.

02:14:56.000 Well, you know what's also really interesting about it is if you're not good at it, it's not so much what he says, that's great too, but it's amazing hearing what they want to do with their lives.

02:15:07.000 Like he goes, what do you want to do?

02:15:09.000 He's got a weird British Muslim accent, but they're like, I like traveling.

02:15:13.000 It's like traveling, and I like my career, and their careers are always stupid jobs like the ones we just saw in Chicago.

02:15:20.000 And you're giving up basically eternity.

02:15:24.000 You're giving up immortality.

02:15:26.000 If you have kids, you're immortal.

02:15:28.000 You're giving up all of this.

02:15:29.000 Because what?

02:15:30.000 You want to go to Mexico and sit on the beach?

02:15:33.000 Show people the title so they can look it up.

02:15:36.000 He's got a million ones.

02:15:38.000 By random...

02:15:40.000 Andrew Tate Brutally Reality Checks Western Women.

02:15:44.000 All right, thanks for calling.

02:15:45.000 We're going to have a look at it.

02:15:46.000 There's some gossip about him.

02:15:48.000 He's a big pro fighter.

02:15:49.000 Oh, really?

02:15:50.000 There's gossip about him.

02:15:51.000 He's got 100 million.

02:15:52.000 Really?

02:15:53.000 Yeah.

02:15:54.000 Oh, he's got money.

02:15:57.000 It's not most of that.

02:15:58.000 But I think he was like a couple world-time tiebox, like a kickboxing guy.

02:16:02.000 Huh.

02:16:05.000 Play it, Ryan.

02:16:06.000 Oh, you want to hear it?

02:16:07.000 Okay.

02:16:13.000 He's very Muslim in the way he wants his women, his wives. 1.00

02:16:17.000 He's like, if a girl is in love with me or in love with a man, all other men should be unattractive.

02:16:22.000 And she can't have male friends. 0.99

02:16:24.000 She can't go out.

02:16:25.000 Oh, he's nuts.

02:16:28.000 If you're not going to have children, If you're not going to have children, what are you going to do with your lives?

02:16:32.000 If I'm not going to have children, travel, just pursue anything that makes me happy, try to make money.

02:16:39.000 I love traveling, so I would probably just drink cocktails on the beach.

02:16:43.000 Okay, next.

02:16:44.000 About the same thing: like travel, focus on my career, things like that.

02:16:48.000 My career will become my baby.

02:16:51.000 What about you?

02:16:52.000 I honestly just want to get right into my career.

02:16:56.000 Okay.

02:16:57.000 What's your career?

02:16:58.000 What do you want to do in life?

02:17:00.000 Right now, so I go to the University of Miami.

02:17:03.000 I'm merging in interactive media.

02:17:05.000 What I want to do with that is build virtual reality simulators for the military.

02:17:09.000 But I'm also mining motion pictures.

02:17:11.000 I want to build virtual reality simulators for the military.

02:17:15.000 You want to sit there with fucking graphs.

02:17:17.000 Look at his face as he's talking.

02:17:19.000 And make like walls and rooms.

02:17:22.000 And it's important work that needs to be done.

02:17:25.000 But you're throwing away children for that?

02:17:28.000 Don't worry.

02:17:28.000 We have enough nerds to make those.

02:17:30.000 And she doesn't want to do that, by the way.

02:17:32.000 She's just saying that because it sounds interesting and hard.

02:17:41.000 What about you?

02:17:42.000 Do whatever the fuck I want.

02:17:45.000 It doesn't matter.

02:17:46.000 Well, I plan on becoming a doctor.

02:17:49.000 So I'm just...

02:17:53.000 Maybe you should see one first.

02:17:54.000 A life without children is vapious and it's inane and it's pointless.

02:17:58.000 And you may sit here and think that your career matters, but the truth is that your job will fire you out of whim and not give a second.

02:18:04.000 Don't give a solitary shit.

02:18:05.000 And when you're 52 and you're past it with no grandchildren in a house by yourself and all your friends have grandchildren in this beautiful life and you're sitting there by yourself, do you think the fact that you can afford a few extra Gucci bags is going to genuinely make you feel happy?

02:18:19.000 I was at my grandmother's 93rd birthday.

02:18:22.000 I looked there.

02:18:23.000 My grandmother had nine children because there was my father and eight more.

02:18:27.000 They all had a bunch of kids, blah, blah, blah.

02:18:29.000 I stood there and I looked at my 93-year-old grandmother and there was a room, a whole room full with maybe 70 people that came from that one woman.

02:18:38.000 Isn't that remarkable?

02:18:40.000 Nobody cared about her career.

02:18:42.000 Nobody asked what job she did.

02:18:44.000 Nobody asked how many times she went to the club.

02:18:46.000 Nobody asked if she had time to go to festivals.

02:18:48.000 No, you had 70 sentient beings, including myself, full of life from one woman who dedicated herself to being a mother and a good wife.

02:18:57.000 That is beautiful.

02:18:58.000 And if you sit here and genuinely think that you're going to work your ass off through your fertile years and by the age of 54, you're not going to be suicidal alone with a cat, then you're dumb.

02:19:08.000 One of the happiest women on earth with children.

02:19:12.000 All right, that's a good note to end on.

02:19:14.000 So yeah, folks, fucking make some babies. 1.00

02:19:17.000 And if no one else around you is making them, that's not your problem.

02:19:21.000 We want to save the West, but we have to start with ourselves.

02:19:24.000 And the way we save ourselves is to put a ring on it.

02:19:28.000 Stop fucking around.

02:19:29.000 If you're in a shitty relationship that's going nowhere and has no prospects for kids or family in the future, fucking end it.

02:19:36.000 Stop wasting your time.

02:19:37.000 Partying is awesome.

02:19:39.000 I partied way too much.

02:19:40.000 Started at 14, finally got married at like 34.

02:19:44.000 20 years of decadence.

02:19:46.000 That's retarded. 1.00

02:19:47.000 I should have gotten married.

02:19:49.000 I should have met my wife at 24 and had five like this guy who's got a year and a half apart.

02:19:55.000 That's what life is all about.

02:19:57.000 And fairing, what was it called?

02:19:59.000 Faring is way better than having a retarded corporate job at LinkedIn in Chicago. 0.99

02:20:06.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:20:15.000 Why be surprised when they retreat?

02:20:20.000 Their major weapon is deceit.

02:20:25.000 When will we learn?

02:20:27.000 Alas, alas, it's three steps forward, two steps back.

02:20:34.000 Be careful of the commilize.

02:20:37.000 Swallow them and freedom dies.

02:20:40.000 The USA must realize that she's the biggest price. 1.00

02:20:47.000 To find them is an awesome task.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 07, 2022

GOML LIVE #156 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AND BABIES

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