Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 11, 2022


GOML LIVE #156 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AND BABIES (Part 1)

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Happy 4th of July! GOML is back in NYC with Matty O, and we talk about the Fourth of July and the insane amount of fireworks we saw. Also, we read some letters from listeners, and have a super chat where we read letters, and read all the best ones, and then we have a call in with Max and John, who are getting out of prison in 8 months for getting into a fight with a man who jumped out of a car and killed a man in a bodega. We talk about this and much more on this episode of Get Off My Lawn! Get off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. Produced by Riley Bray and Matt Knost. Art: Mackenzie Moore Music: Hayden Coplen Editor: Patrick Muldowney Mixer: Haley Shaw Audio Engineer: Ben Koppel Special thanks to: Matt Kuchta Producer: Patrick McElroy Thanks to: Jeff Perla Theme Song: "Call Me Lies" by Ian Dorsch Logo by Cody Johnston Cover art by Ian McKellen Thank you to: , and & for the work of . and our sponsors: . . . is a work of art by , and our theme music is by . and . Please rate us on . Thank you for the music we used in this episode, thanks to . We are working for this episode was done by by in . , and the on thank you to , , and , our logo by ) by our , & , the , thank you to ) and is we hope you like it, and thank you for all the support we get back from this episode so much love, , thanks for the feedback we got back from you all for all of the support you sent in the support and support we got in the last week, and all the love you all of our support we've gotten in the past week and all of your support is so much , we appreciate it, thank you, we really appreciate it back, we appreciate you back, we really really appreciate all the good vibes we got it back from all the work we got out there.

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00:00:11.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:22.000 But communism is on the rise And Satan has a new disguise Be careful of the commie lies Swallow them and freedom dies The USA must realize That she's the biggest prize Why be surprised when they retreat? 0.96
00:00:50.000 Their major weapon is deceit.
00:00:55.000 When will we learn?
00:00:57.000 Alas!
00:00:58.000 Alack! 1.00
00:01:00.000 It's three steps forward, two steps back.
00:01:04.000 Be careful of the...
00:01:09.000 That was Janet Green and her hit single, Call Me Lies.
00:01:14.000 Welcome back to GOML Live.
00:01:17.000 We are here shooting early today because I got a sting, I'm afraid.
00:01:21.000 Welcome back, Mr. Matty O. What's going on, people?
00:01:24.000 Has it only been a week?
00:01:26.000 A week since.
00:01:27.000 Since you were last here.
00:01:29.000 Did you miss last episode?
00:01:30.000 I was here.
00:01:31.000 I feel like we haven't seen you here in a long time.
00:01:33.000 It was a holiday weekend.
00:01:35.000 You went away.
00:01:36.000 I went.
00:01:37.000 Where did you go?
00:01:39.000 Pelham.
00:01:39.000 Oh, we did an early show last, right?
00:01:41.000 Yeah, we did an early show last time, too.
00:01:43.000 Oh, right. 1.00
00:01:43.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:01:44.000 It's becoming a pattern here. 1.00
00:01:45.000 Already, then.
00:01:46.000 What did you do?
00:01:47.000 You sound kind of secretive.
00:01:48.000 I stayed local.
00:01:49.000 I go to the south side of New Rochelle.
00:01:52.000 We all get together every Fourth of July.
00:01:53.000 It's a big thing.
00:01:54.000 Is it bikers? 1.00
00:01:56.000 No, just anyone from New Rochelle.
00:01:59.000 Oh, so it's all neighborhood guys.
00:02:02.000 And how were the fireworks?
00:02:03.000 Oh, it's awesome.
00:02:04.000 Ryan's putting a little clip together for me.
00:02:07.000 I got it.
00:02:07.000 You got him?
00:02:08.000 Yeah, I got it.
00:02:09.000 Do you want to show it?
00:02:09.000 I don't know if you want to show it, frankly.
00:02:10.000 Yeah, you can put it on.
00:02:11.000 All right, we'll show it.
00:02:12.000 We're going to show it in a big way.
00:02:13.000 Everyone goes, how much did they spend on that?
00:02:15.000 I said, probably 12, 15 grand. 0.99
00:02:16.000 Fucking crazy. 0.98
00:02:19.000 That's a lot of fireworks. 0.99
00:02:22.000 I've seen 10 grand's worth, and it's about this desk.
00:02:25.000 Oh, no, it's the whole room.
00:02:30.000 That's not everything.
00:02:32.000 It can't be everything. 0.97
00:02:33.000 There's shit going off while you're filming. 0.98
00:02:39.000 That's a lot. 0.99
00:02:39.000 You need a lot of people to set those off. 0.99
00:02:41.000 There's probably 30 people doing this.
00:02:44.000 Like, watch.
00:02:45.000 This is in the backyard. 1.00
00:02:48.000 Holy shit! 0.99
00:02:51.000 Dude, that's the most insane fireworks I've seen in my life. 0.99
00:02:56.000 As far as volume.
00:02:59.000 It must have gone on for hours.
00:03:00.000 No, about a, like, it's funny because, you know, the cops always come, and this year they were like, alright, listen, we'll give you 15 minutes to wrap it up.
00:03:09.000 Really?
00:03:10.000 Like, go towards the end, a couple minutes, like a minute or two before they end.
00:03:15.000 Did you, did they all get set off?
00:03:18.000 No, there was a few things that didn't.
00:03:21.000 So how long was the beginning?
00:03:22.000 About a half an hour, total.
00:03:25.000 But I mean, we go out, we set it all up.
00:03:28.000 Hold on, keep going.
00:03:36.000 No, like, go, like, scroll, like, scrub a little.
00:03:38.000 Oh, you can't.
00:03:42.000 That's pretty intense.
00:03:42.000 Hey, right there!
00:03:47.000 Where'd you go?
00:03:48.000 Phantom and PA?
00:03:49.000 No, they go out, like, uh, past, uh, I think Ohio or something like that. 1.00
00:03:54.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:03:59.000 Has inflation hit fireworks? 1.00
00:04:05.000 Wow, that's great.
00:04:10.000 That's better than ours.
00:04:11.000 We, we... They did them locally, like the local town did.
00:04:16.000 Village, I should say.
00:04:17.000 And they were so good, that we sort of were like, alright, what are we gonna do?
00:04:21.000 Spend 800 bucks?
00:04:25.000 There was a new one.
00:04:27.000 Did I talk about this already?
00:04:28.000 A new firework I'd never seen before.
00:04:30.000 This insane light.
00:04:32.000 It looked like it was this big.
00:04:34.000 It just goes up, lights up the whole sky and comes down again.
00:04:37.000 There's no boom.
00:04:38.000 It's just a big glowing ball.
00:04:40.000 It's like a fire.
00:04:44.000 Uh, so today we, uh, are free for the first half hour or so, then we go behind the paywall, we take calls, we read letters, and we have a super chat where we read all the hundred dollar ones, and all that money goes to Max and John, who are getting out of prison in about eight months.
00:05:01.000 These are friends of ours who were jumped by Antifa and- 240 days.
00:05:05.000 Subsequently beat the shit out of them, and that's verboten.
00:05:09.000 Self-defense is verboten in New York. 0.95
00:05:11.000 We just saw that dude the other day, old man, gets attacked in a bodega for not giving out free crisps.
00:05:18.000 And he knifes the guy to death.
00:05:21.000 Because that's what you do when your life is in danger. 0.72
00:05:24.000 You fight back.
00:05:25.000 But nope, not in New York.
00:05:26.000 That's not permitted.
00:05:28.000 So yeah, we want them to have some money when they get out.
00:05:31.000 I keep asking our tech guy for what the total is so far.
00:05:35.000 My gut says we've raised about two grand?
00:05:38.000 No, more than that.
00:05:39.000 No?
00:05:40.000 Accumulative since we started?
00:05:41.000 Yeah.
00:05:42.000 Well, more than that.
00:05:45.000 700 billion and a trillion three hundred million billion dollars.
00:05:48.000 Ryan, it's very unprofessional for your mouse to be visible when you play drops.
00:05:54.000 We don't give a damn. 0.91
00:05:54.000 It's gauche. 0.91
00:05:57.000 What's your guess?
00:05:59.000 I say right around five grand mark.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, I mean I guess every episode will have three or four hundred dollar ones, and then like twenty ten dollar ones.
00:06:11.000 Every penny counts.
00:06:12.000 Forty, forty, forty-five?
00:06:13.000 Forty, forty-five.
00:06:15.000 It sucks that we can't have a huge party for them.
00:06:18.000 You know, like in the movies, when the guy gets out of jail, there's someone there, the gates open up, he's got his paper bag, and you go, what's up, my man?
00:06:25.000 Next time you speak to him, you gotta ask him if they have, uh, on their, uh, supervised release, if they have special conditions of non-association.
00:06:34.000 Oh.
00:06:35.000 Well, you've been visiting, so.
00:06:37.000 That doesn't make a difference, that don't. 0.99
00:06:38.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:06:39.000 Till they hit the street, that's when it, that'll take effect. 1.00
00:06:41.000 That'll be weird.
00:06:42.000 That'll be the end of our friendship, is them getting out of jail, because they can't associate with them.
00:06:46.000 Well, they're only on parole for a couple of years.
00:06:48.000 Yeah.
00:06:48.000 Supervised release.
00:06:49.000 All right, because the new parole is cut in half.
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00:06:56.000 What's that?
00:06:57.000 Someone just got out of jail?
00:06:58.000 Paulie.
00:07:00.000 See, you wouldn't be allowed out that late.
00:07:02.000 When you get out, you got 72 hours of report to your PO.
00:07:08.000 Okay, especially because well John has got to go out to Chicago.
00:07:12.000 They gotta give me travel time.
00:07:15.000 Oh Yeah, you know so maybe we could have a party up there.
00:07:20.000 Yeah It would have to be like local like Well, there's a town like an hour away two hours away that nice ski town and
00:07:31.000 I mean, I don't know where Max lives.
00:07:32.000 Is Max from New York?
00:07:33.000 Yeah.
00:07:33.000 Oh, so then he's, you know, he's got 72 hours, but I'm gonna go and get it over with.
00:07:41.000 Yeah, so you can stay at a hotel that night. 0.99
00:07:43.000 Because I know they want to fuck their girlfriends and or wife, but uh, and when it's been four years in prison, you're not going to be banging all night. 0.99
00:07:51.000 Not going to last too long. 1.00
00:07:51.000 No. 1.00
00:07:53.000 Yeah, so we'll wait the 30 seconds in the lobby.
00:07:56.000 Yeah.
00:07:57.000 And then we'll come meet you.
00:07:58.000 Alright, they should be done.
00:08:00.000 This isn't footage from their girlfriends.
00:08:02.000 Well, we're waiting.
00:08:06.000 Before they're done saying, waiting. 0.99
00:08:09.000 Plus, Zenoa's getting fucking shredded, too. 1.00
00:08:12.000 She's lost 50 pounds. 0.99
00:08:12.000 Oh, no way. 0.99
00:08:14.000 She's a professional bodybuilder now. 1.00
00:08:16.000 No, not a bodybuilder.
00:08:16.000 What?
00:08:18.000 She's a strong woman. 0.99
00:08:19.000 That's sick. 0.99
00:08:19.000 Powerlifter. 0.99
00:08:20.000 Powerlifter. 0.99
00:08:20.000 So, like, she just sent me this footage of her at these competitions where she's lifting up this fucking cement sphere. 0.99
00:08:27.000 This ball, this big, that you gotta put over your head. 0.98
00:08:30.000 Those kind of things.
00:08:31.000 Those strongman things.
00:08:34.000 All right, let's start the show.
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00:09:15.000 Like those, what are they called, the C tablets?
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00:09:20.000 The Delta 8s.
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00:10:14.000 I've greened out from it a couple of times.
00:10:17.000 My wife got too high on the Delta 8s.
00:10:21.000 She had to put an ice pack on her chest and I had to be the court jester for like three hours to stop her from freaking out. 0.98
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00:10:35.000 Yeah?
00:10:35.000 About 2am.
00:10:36.000 I went to bed, started hearing a large presence making snorting sounds around the bedroom.
00:10:55.000 I was concerned a bit, but couldn't move.
00:10:57.000 The next thing I remember, my heart started thumping like I was tits deep on a Peloton bike.
00:11:02.000 I got out of bed, put on my Apple Watch, and my heart rate was like 160.
00:11:06.000 I freaked out and woke up the wife, as she thought I was having a heart attack. 1.00
00:11:10.000 I could control it with breathing, but if I stopped consciously regulating how I breathed, it would fire up again.
00:11:14.000 My max heart rate was 180 now.
00:11:16.000 I really thought I was gonna kick the can that night.
00:11:19.000 I have regular, I've taken regular edibles for years, but that Delta-8 gummy was a different type of high.
00:11:23.000 Have you guys felt an increase of heart rate after eating THC?
00:11:26.000 Eat half!
00:11:27.000 Don't think it's just... It's true of everything, by the way.
00:11:30.000 Oh, it's Delta-8.
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00:11:33.000 Remember when you're a kid, that's enough Johnny Apple.
00:11:35.000 Remember when you were a kid, a teenager, and you were trying something like acid, or shrooms, and you'd take a
00:11:42.000 Like a paper blot or whatever and be like, this doesn't work on me.
00:11:47.000 Yeah, I'm gonna take another one.
00:11:48.000 I've done that.
00:11:48.000 Yeah.
00:11:49.000 These mushrooms don't work.
00:11:51.000 Did you... Can you... I ate a whole eighth!
00:11:53.000 Can you get your money back?
00:11:54.000 These don't... These suck. 1.00
00:11:56.000 And then... Tripping balls. 1.00
00:11:58.000 What the fuck have I done? 1.00
00:12:00.000 I'm gonna die. 0.99
00:12:01.000 I remember being like, this should be more than $8.
00:12:03.000 It was $8 for the tab.
00:12:06.000 I was like, because this is like a day-long thing.
00:12:08.000 Like, it should be more money so that way you realize what you're in for. 0.99
00:12:11.000 $8 is like, yeah, fucking... 0.99
00:12:13.000 Yeah, I was four when I was your age. 1.00
00:12:15.000 Yeah, you should buy a blotter of a hundred for 400 bucks.
00:12:18.000 Yeah, it should be more money just to let you know how much you're in for.
00:12:21.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:12:21.000 It should be a hundred dollars.
00:12:22.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:23.000 I mean, the slingshot ride is like 50 bucks.
00:12:27.000 Yeah.
00:12:28.000 And that's, what, 30 seconds?
00:12:30.000 Yeah.
00:12:30.000 Right.
00:12:31.000 Depending on if you're awake for it or not.
00:12:33.000 Then you get older and you start having genuine problems and genuine concerns, and you're like, I can't do those anymore.
00:12:38.000 Yeah.
00:12:39.000 Can't do MDMA, LSD, mushrooms.
00:12:43.000 Normal people are microdosing mushrooms these days.
00:12:46.000 Yes, I've heard of that.
00:12:46.000 Yeah.
00:12:47.000 I could get into that.
00:12:48.000 Ayahuasca, DMT.
00:12:49.000 I remember doing that towards the end of my acid days.
00:12:52.000 We would take a little sheet, you know, the little tiny square, and then with Swiss Army knife scissors, you'd cut off like a pube.
00:12:58.000 Yeah.
00:12:59.000 And it was good.
00:13:02.000 But beers, beer'll do ya. 0.99
00:13:05.000 As you get older. 0.99
00:13:08.000 Yesterday I was having some beers with Anthony after the show, and I go, oh fuck, I gotta get my train. 0.98
00:13:13.000 Run to the train station, the subway, to get to the train station. 0.99
00:13:16.000 Fuckin' just got it in time, jump through the doors, yes! 1.00
00:13:20.000 Fuckin'. 1.00
00:13:21.000 I'm no dummy, I know how to schedule. 1.00
00:13:23.000 And then I start seeing the numbers go down. 0.98
00:13:25.000 I'm going fuckin' south. 0.55
00:13:26.000 You're going downtown? 0.95
00:13:27.000 Nice! 0.94
00:13:29.000 And I came back and there was these teenage, not teenage, but like 20-something fans that were there and I had to hang out with them.
00:13:40.000 Torture.
00:13:40.000 That's the worst thing that happened yesterday.
00:13:42.000 It wasn't a bad day.
00:13:44.000 Yeah.
00:13:45.000 And, well, the Mets almost lost again. 0.95
00:13:47.000 Oh, they've been on a... Dude, I was so fucking stressed out. 0.90
00:13:51.000 We still gotta go to that game. 0.54
00:13:52.000 We gotta make that makeup game. 1.00
00:13:53.000 Oh, yeah.
00:13:54.000 You've already paid for it, right?
00:13:55.000 Yeah.
00:13:55.000 I got six tickets.
00:13:57.000 We got the Sword of Gamecleese hanging over our head.
00:14:01.000 Uh, in the news today.
00:14:02.000 Well, let's do the start the show graphic.
00:14:04.000 Ah, yes, of course.
00:14:05.000 The, uh, start the show graphic.
00:14:10.000 Yeah, because we're starting the show.
00:14:11.000 That's right.
00:14:11.000 And we love it.
00:14:13.000 We think it to be great.
00:14:14.000 I just can't seem to get the, where it comes.
00:14:16.000 Oops.
00:14:17.000 No, that's not correct.
00:14:19.000 Alright.
00:14:19.000 There we go.
00:14:24.000 Let's start the show!
00:14:32.000 My arrow's wrong.
00:14:33.000 It comes from this direction and goes that way, right?
00:14:36.000 Left to right.
00:14:37.000 Yeah.
00:14:38.000 Yeah.
00:14:38.000 You want to try it again?
00:14:43.000 Let's start the show!
00:14:45.000 Yeah.
00:14:46.000 Beautiful, beautiful bird.
00:14:49.000 Left to right.
00:14:50.000 You want to try it, Matty?
00:14:53.000 Matty seems pretty confident about it.
00:14:54.000 I think he's got it.
00:14:55.000 You want to try it?
00:14:57.000 Me?
00:14:57.000 Yeah.
00:14:58.000 Here we go.
00:14:58.000 Sure.
00:14:59.000 Let's start the show!
00:15:03.000 Nice.
00:15:04.000 Got it.
00:15:10.000 Very well done.
00:15:11.000 Now you want to see a master do it, I would do it, but I don't know if you want me to.
00:15:15.000 Yeah, I want to see you do it.
00:15:16.000 You want to see me show you guys up?
00:15:17.000 All right.
00:15:18.000 Yeah.
00:15:18.000 All right.
00:15:19.000 Is he going to slap? 1.00
00:15:21.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:15:25.000 Hi, Mr. Trump. 1.00
00:15:26.000 I do a great impression of you.
00:15:27.000 I don't know if you do.
00:15:28.000 Bye. 1.00
00:15:31.000 It was okay, but you fucked up when Trump was there. 1.00
00:15:33.000 I did. 1.00
00:15:34.000 I got nervous, is what it was.
00:15:36.000 I got noivice.
00:15:38.000 We're still taking Super Chats, by the way.
00:15:39.000 This is like a regular show, guys.
00:15:42.000 So Super Chats, you know what to do.
00:15:44.000 You go to the page.
00:15:45.000 I feel like people who have enough money to donate Super Chats are at work right now.
00:15:52.000 But maybe it's the only way that they can't call in, so this is the only way to interact with the show.
00:15:52.000 Maybe.
00:15:56.000 That's fine.
00:15:57.000 This is a quiet way to do it.
00:15:58.000 You go to Live Show Banner on the site, and then you click this button.
00:16:02.000 It'll walk you through it.
00:16:04.000 Do you know anything about the Georgia Guidestones?
00:16:07.000 I've never heard of him before until today.
00:16:09.000 Really?
00:16:10.000 Yesterday.
00:16:11.000 Some anonymous rich guy made these giant tablets for life after a nuclear war.
00:16:19.000 And it's some tips on surviving the new world.
00:16:23.000 But it's pretty globalist.
00:16:25.000 Although, can you be a globalist if the world's been annihilated?
00:16:28.000 Like I'm not really against globalism if there's no globe.
00:16:32.000 Yeah.
00:16:32.000 I don't know.
00:16:33.000 So it said on the Maintain Humanity Under 500 Million... Eugenics?
00:16:40.000 No.
00:16:41.000 That's not a lot of people.
00:16:43.000 For an Earth.
00:16:44.000 That's a little bit more than America. 0.58
00:16:47.000 Yeah.
00:16:48.000 Well, there they are blowing up.
00:16:49.000 In a silver car.
00:16:49.000 They blowed up good.
00:16:51.000 They bloated it up.
00:16:52.000 They weren't that big.
00:16:53.000 Like, to be the most amazing American Stonehenge, they're like 16 feet high.
00:17:00.000 So that's the mysterious car.
00:17:02.000 Now is it... I don't even know.
00:17:03.000 I haven't really had a chance to... I was consumed with other stories, but that was a pretty powerful explosion.
00:17:09.000 Yeah.
00:17:11.000 But, um... Like, who would have done it?
00:17:15.000 Like, who's against it?
00:17:16.000 Who's for it?
00:17:17.000 Who's... Well, I'll tell you.
00:17:19.000 There's this chick, um... 1.00
00:17:23.000 She's a Georgia politician. 0.99
00:17:25.000 She's doing pretty well.
00:17:26.000 And she's always been bitching about these things. 1.00
00:17:28.000 She calls them satanic.
00:17:30.000 Let me just read you what it said on them.
00:17:32.000 Because after that, they said, oh, it's a hazard.
00:17:34.000 They're going to fall.
00:17:35.000 So they totally destroyed them.
00:17:37.000 Guide reproduction wisely is number two.
00:17:40.000 Unite humanity with a living new language. 0.98
00:17:42.000 That's like that Esperanza shit. 0.99
00:17:44.000 That's globalist. 1.00
00:17:46.000 Number four, rule passion, faith, tradition, and all things with tempered reason.
00:17:50.000 Sounds anti-religious. 0.76
00:17:51.000 Number five, protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts.
00:17:54.000 Good.
00:17:55.000 Six, let all nations rule internally, resolving external disputes in a world court.
00:18:00.000 I don't like the word world.
00:18:01.000 Seven, avoid petty laws and useless officials.
00:18:04.000 Good.
00:18:05.000 Eight, balance personal rights with social duties.
00:18:07.000 Nine,
00:18:08.000 Prize truth, beauty, love, and seeking harmony with the infinite.
00:18:12.000 No.
00:18:12.000 I'm not doing that.
00:18:14.000 Be not a cancer on Earth.
00:18:15.000 Leave room for nature.
00:18:16.000 Leave room for nature.
00:18:17.000 It's written twice. 1.00
00:18:18.000 What a weird fucking guy. 1.00
00:18:21.000 Like, you think the whole Earth's gonna be gone? 1.00
00:18:23.000 And there's gonna be a bunch of new leaders.
00:18:26.000 That's when it was previously vandalized.
00:18:28.000 That are walking around going, what should we do?
00:18:29.000 What should we do?
00:18:30.000 What should we do?
00:18:31.000 And then they see that.
00:18:32.000 It's written, it's got like ten different languages.
00:18:35.000 Chinese, Hebrew.
00:18:36.000 Is it privately owned?
00:18:38.000 Uh, didn't know who built it still to this day.
00:18:41.000 Well, it was an anonymous donor.
00:18:43.000 Um, I think it was, it was on, um, it was on, uh, city land, uh, the government land, government property.
00:18:51.000 Yeah.
00:18:53.000 Obama is a Muslim.
00:18:56.000 I see.
00:18:57.000 But check out that woman. 1.00
00:18:59.000 This is a woman who a lot of people are saying could be responsible. 0.94
00:19:03.000 Candace Taylor. 0.98
00:19:05.000 So she made a video on Brumble saying, I'll fucking sue you if you accuse me of doing this. 0.98
00:19:10.000 Oh, she's Spanish, right? 0.99
00:19:11.000 No.
00:19:12.000 She looks a little Espanol. 0.93
00:19:14.000 Law and order.
00:19:17.000 For two years, I have been running for office.
00:19:20.000 I ran for U.S.
00:19:20.000 Senate and I ran for the governor's seat of Georgia.
00:19:22.000 Okay, this is boring.
00:19:23.000 Go to her Twitter page.
00:19:26.000 She's like, we need to take these stones down, these satanic tablets. 0.68
00:19:31.000 They are the work of the devil. 0.62
00:19:34.000 No, they're the work of a weird rich guy.
00:19:37.000 They're probably the work of some Spanish guys who made them.
00:19:37.000 And now they're gone.
00:19:40.000 Yeah, but like, I don't like let all nations rule eternally resolving external disputes in a world court the way it is today because these globalists are determined to make us all one person.
00:19:51.000 But if there's been a nuclear war and there's only 500 million people in the entire world, I can rethink globalism.
00:19:58.000 Yeah.
00:19:59.000 Keep going down?
00:20:01.000 No, no.
00:20:04.000 God is all by himself.
00:20:08.000 Maybe she's deleted these?
00:20:10.000 Well there's a pinned tweet saying that she wants to take them down on May 2nd.
00:20:16.000 And also it's weird because they just installed floodlights and cameras right before this happened.
00:20:24.000 Which is odd.
00:20:26.000 I think she deleted them.
00:20:27.000 Maybe.
00:20:28.000 Stop.
00:20:30.000 Everyone's concerned about world population.
00:20:33.000 Yeah, she had just posted that we have to take these down and they're evil.
00:20:36.000 Yeah, here it is.
00:20:37.000 And they're satanic.
00:20:39.000 I'm the only candidate bold enough to stand for Luciferian cabal.
00:20:41.000 Oh, there we go.
00:20:42.000 Luciferian cabal. 0.51
00:20:44.000 Elect me governor of Georgia and I'll bring the satanic regime to its knees and demolish the Georgia Guidestones. 0.99
00:20:52.000 That seems like a weird priority. 0.99
00:20:54.000 Like, even if it was satanic and globalist, I'd be like, there's some weird fucking stones over here. 0.96
00:21:02.000 You wanna go check them out? 0.98
00:21:04.000 Don't take down any statues.
00:21:06.000 No.
00:21:07.000 I know a lot of friends that have gone there, yeah.
00:21:09.000 The confederate statues? 0.99
00:21:10.000 They're the losers. 0.99
00:21:11.000 Okay, fine. 1.00
00:21:13.000 They wanted slavery.
00:21:14.000 Alright, that's interesting.
00:21:16.000 It's like burning a book.
00:21:17.000 Oh really?
00:21:18.000 Would you like to have Hitler statues in Germany?
00:21:21.000 Well, they have Mao statues in China.
00:21:25.000 It marks time.
00:21:27.000 Exactly, it should know where you've been.
00:21:29.000 Sacrifice.
00:21:30.000 I love that accent.
00:21:31.000 I've never banged a southern chick. 0.99
00:21:33.000 But was she talking dirty?
00:21:58.000 You have a southern accent?
00:22:00.000 Oh yeah, I've been throughout South.
00:22:02.000 That's great.
00:22:03.000 I've never never had that.
00:22:04.000 Well, you didn't grow up in America.
00:22:07.000 True, true.
00:22:11.000 Seth Rogen has just done his nails in a new pattern, and it's a pattern that he's been using in his pottery recently.
00:22:21.000 So it's pretty exciting.
00:22:23.000 There's his nails.
00:22:27.000 I'm not sure what gloop is.
00:22:29.000 But it's probably a t-shirt or something.
00:22:33.000 Like, this is what living in LA does to you.
00:22:39.000 What is going on there?
00:22:40.000 Is that... You're going for the Pete Davidson dollar?
00:22:43.000 I don't know.
00:22:49.000 And Crip Daddy brought this to my attention and reminded me that it's exactly like this scene from Forty Year Old Virgin when Seth and Paul Rudd are discussing homosexuality.
00:23:04.000 I think, I mean that sounds gay, I just want you to know that this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay like there's this and then in a year it's like oh you know I'm kind of gonna want to get back out there but I think I like guys and then there's the big oh I'm a gay guy now. 0.96
00:23:21.000 You're gay for saying that. 1.00
00:23:23.000 I'm gay for saying that? 1.00
00:23:24.000 You know how I know you're gay? 1.00
00:23:25.000 How? 0.85
00:23:25.000 How do you know I'm gay? 0.85
00:23:26.000 Because you macrame'd yourself a pair of jean shorts.
00:23:29.000 Well, he's not out.
00:23:30.000 You just told me you're not sleeping with women anymore. 0.98
00:23:32.000 You know how I know that you're gay? 1.00
00:23:34.000 How? 1.00
00:23:34.000 Because you're gay. 1.00
00:23:35.000 I know some people I've been to whose house is kind of... You know how I know you're gay? 0.99
00:23:38.000 It's kind of gay? 0.98
00:23:40.000 I'm not saying it.
00:23:41.000 Why not?
00:23:42.000 I've heard some stories.
00:23:43.000 What, we don't out people here?
00:23:44.000 I'm trying to think of... Before I... I have to confirm with the person who told me.
00:23:51.000 Well, look it up, Ryan.
00:23:53.000 Seth, did Seth Rogen come out and I didn't notice?
00:23:55.000 I think he likes to do a lot of, uh, partying and sit naked on his couch. 0.86
00:24:02.000 Ew.
00:24:02.000 People in his house.
00:24:04.000 Ew.
00:24:05.000 He's married. 1.00
00:24:06.000 You know, a penis is, is not a good looking thing. 0.99
00:24:09.000 But I may not, I may have the name confused. 0.99
00:24:12.000 Cause I don't pay attention to like all these guys.
00:24:16.000 Oh.
00:24:17.000 Okay, there's a couple things I got lined up.
00:24:19.000 One of them is...
00:24:24.000 You have a certain celebrity in the movie confess that he's gay.
00:24:28.000 Yeah.
00:24:29.000 Could you do me a favor right now and just make this the interview of a lifetime and could one of you confess to me that you're gay? 0.51
00:24:35.000 You want to come out of the closet for me right now?
00:24:38.000 We can both do it.
00:24:39.000 You can do it? 0.97
00:24:40.000 We're both gay.
00:24:40.000 Could you?
00:24:41.000 We're both gay.
00:24:42.000 I knew it.
00:24:43.000 Now are you dating each other or are you dating James Franco? 0.99
00:24:45.000 Remember that fucking movie, The Interview? 0.99
00:24:48.000 We pussied out as a nation and refused to show it in theaters because there was a rumor 1.00
00:24:54.000 That Kim Jong-un was offended by it and he might hurt us.
00:24:58.000 That was a dark time.
00:24:59.000 I remember being like, okay fine!
00:25:01.000 Without even him saying anything, there was a rumor that he had threatened America.
00:25:06.000 And we all shat in our drawers. 1.00
00:25:09.000 Fucking pussy central. 1.00
00:25:10.000 How embarrassing. 1.00
00:25:12.000 Now this is about his gay nails. 0.98
00:25:13.000 Seth Rogen's fans slam gay remarks as actor rocks orange nails. 0.98
00:25:18.000 Doesn't he rock those nails? 1.00
00:25:20.000 He fucking rocks those nails. 0.99
00:25:22.000 He's got a limited run of these gloopy ashtrays that he makes. 0.99
00:25:22.000 So what is it? 0.99
00:25:27.000 Ceramic ashtrays.
00:25:28.000 Each one comes with a signed certificate. 0.99
00:25:30.000 And he did his gay little nails. 0.99
00:25:32.000 So I guess he makes one and then some Chinese slaves duplicate it? 1.00
00:25:37.000 Make the rest, yeah.
00:25:38.000 More than likely. 0.84
00:25:43.000 Seth Rogen is sorry for all those gay jokes 2019. 0.98
00:25:46.000 I'm so nauseated by Hollywood I can only tolerate it in small little doses. 0.98
00:25:51.000 I mean talking to Josh yesterday about comedy clubs and how the whole genre of stand-up comedy has been obliterated by faggotry and feminism and affirmative action. 1.00
00:26:02.000 Where the perfect example is Bill Burr's new special, where the main thread is everyone is racist, white women are annoying, Kyle Rittenhouse is a racist, and abortion is awesome, and it's not remotely funny, totally embarrassing, and all the comedians were chosen not by how funny they are, these are not friends who kill, these are friends who are gay, female, black, Asian, blah blah blah blah blah. 0.99
00:26:28.000 So fucking boring. 0.99
00:26:29.000 Did you see the, uh, the Congresswoman from Rhode Island? 1.00
00:26:34.000 She came out, or put out a video last night, late last night, whatever, and she's blaming everyone that it's racist that they don't like black gay women. 1.00
00:26:43.000 Yes. 0.98
00:26:43.000 Oh Jesus Christ. 0.98
00:26:44.000 That's 1-7.
00:26:45.000 She twerks in a video.
00:26:45.000 Oh.
00:26:47.000 She stands on her head and shows her disgusting fat ass. 1.00
00:26:50.000 Do you hear her saying, oh look at that ass, look at that ass? 1.00
00:26:53.000 She's like talking to herself as she's filming it. 1.00
00:26:55.000 She's like, oh yeah, that ass. 1.00
00:26:56.000 Well this was, this is a running theme for today's episode is Affirmative Action. 1.00
00:27:01.000 Affirmative Action's ruined comedy and look what it's done to politics.
00:27:06.000 Vote Senator Mac! 0.99
00:27:09.000 Vote Senator, she's a senator. 1.00
00:27:11.000 She's already, she's running for re-election, not election. 1.00
00:27:14.000 She's already been elected.
00:27:15.000 Vote Senator Mac! 0.99
00:27:17.000 You don't have the other one where she talks about it?
00:27:20.000 Yes.
00:27:20.000 How she's getting ripped off?
00:27:21.000 Go to her 1-8.
00:27:25.000 She says, well, if you check her TikTok, she's using it from the official TikTok of her district.
00:27:31.000 This isn't her personal TikTok.
00:27:35.000 So she has 16 responses to this.
00:27:38.000 It's taking up all of her time.
00:27:39.000 How many of you may have seen the video of me twerking upside down on the beach on my day off?
00:27:45.000 There have been good and there have been bad comments, but the conversation has not shifted towards why my body is a topic of conversation in the news in the first place.
00:27:54.000 You made it.
00:27:55.000 What? 1.00
00:27:59.000 So if you act like a fucking imbecile, we shouldn't talk about it because abortion is not illegal. 1.00
00:28:07.000 She put her body out there. 1.00
00:28:09.000 You twerked upside down.
00:28:11.000 We've never seen a politician do that. 1.00
00:28:12.000 Your ass sucks, by the way. 1.00
00:28:14.000 You may want to have a great ass if you're going to be twerking upside down. 1.00
00:28:16.000 What I'm saying is, you put the video up. 0.99
00:28:19.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:21.000 You asked for this, you stupid bitch! 1.00
00:28:22.000 And then she's like, why is everyone talking about it? 1.00
00:28:25.000 Go to the next one, 1-9.
00:28:26.000 She said, y'all have to watch how you talk about black and queer women. 0.78
00:28:31.000 Look at all these responses.
00:28:41.000 So the bottom left there is the twerk one and then the remaining 16 are responses.
00:28:47.000 She talks, she responds to every single comment she gets.
00:28:52.000 Oh my god.
00:28:53.000 What?
00:28:54.000 Baby girl.
00:28:55.000 Baby girl.
00:28:57.000 No.
00:28:57.000 This ain't it.
00:28:59.000 That's a good comeback.
00:29:01.000 This ain't it.
00:29:02.000 Because I have an Ivy League degree and I'm a sitting state senator.
00:29:08.000 And you know better.
00:29:09.000 It's not about what I'm wearing.
00:29:10.000 It's not about what I'm doing. 0.99
00:29:11.000 The affirmative action has turned politics into Zimbabwean garbage. 0.99
00:29:17.000 This is in the beginning, in the beginning, 1.00
00:29:21.000 This is shoot the boar. 1.00
00:29:24.000 This is fucking raging incompetence. 0.99
00:29:27.000 I just saw a video of some, I don't know, Kenyan official get caught with embezzling money and he fakes a seizure and pretends that he's passed out so the paramedics will move him out of there, which they don't do. 0.99
00:29:42.000 They all start trying to open his mouth to get air in. 0.99
00:29:44.000 It's fucking bizarre. 1.00
00:29:46.000 It's a fucking clown show. 1.00
00:29:47.000 And then remember Crystal Matthews from last week? 1.00
00:29:51.000 Piece of trash Like she sits there calling herself the n-word if you were to call her what she calls herself you'd be cancelled but she's like I'm a real deal and I can turn it on and turn it off and I need some of that drug dealer money I need them duffel bags and she talks to two inmates. 1.00
00:30:10.000 I don't know where I recorded phone Yeah, and you got to know you're when you talk to inmates a hundred percent of it is public being recorded but go to two zero and 1.00
00:30:22.000 This is, we talked about this last week, but what I found more amazing... Where the fuck is my black people with money? 1.00
00:30:28.000 They gotta be able to take that shit on their chin. 1.00
00:30:31.000 And I still gotta struggle to raise money for my campaign? 1.00
00:30:35.000 Where the fuck is my black people with money? 1.00
00:30:37.000 I don't care about no dope money. 1.00
00:30:39.000 Give me that dope boy money. 1.00
00:30:40.000 Where the fucking dope, where the dopple bag money? 0.99
00:30:44.000 By the way, previous to this, she was saying we need to have people run in red states as Republicans, but secretly be Democrats. 1.00
00:30:52.000 Right, so they can infiltrate and turn it over.
00:30:54.000 Which is, again, African levels of corruption. 1.00
00:30:57.000 And I'm not saying this because they're black. 0.86
00:30:58.000 I'm saying this because affirmative action has destroyed politics in places like, in third world countries like South Africa, and now it's ruining our country. 0.98
00:31:09.000 But what was amazing about this is not so much the corruption,
00:31:13.000 She kept saying it was a private conversation, but her reaction when she was caught 0.99
00:31:19.000 2-1 she goes the people I didn't do anything wrong it was a private conversation and then in that one she goes before this part she goes uh I don't have the duffel bags I just said give me the duffel bags but I'm not getting illegal money I just wanted I just wanted some that's conspiracy yeah and then you'll go to jail because you profited from the ill-gotten gains you fucking moron how did you get elected anywhere 0.99
00:31:19.000 Right? 0.99
00:31:46.000 Yeah, drug money is bad for your campaign.
00:31:49.000 It's not like it's magical and it's erased.
00:31:52.000 If you spend drug money, then you're in trouble.
00:31:55.000 Yeah, if you profit anyway.
00:31:57.000 Well, they always use that to bust guys, right?
00:31:59.000 They say, you got your mom a Land Rover, so she's gonna go down unless you start talking.
00:32:04.000 Uh-huh.
00:32:05.000 They leverage you with anything.
00:32:06.000 But look at this reaction.
00:32:08.000 Isn't this a third world reaction?
00:32:10.000 I shouldn't have used Africa because now they're going to make it all about race. 1.00
00:32:13.000 This could be Venezuela.
00:32:15.000 That's a better analogy.
00:32:17.000 This is Venezuelan reactions.
00:32:22.000 It should be noted that this doctor audio is being leaked by Project Veritas, a known white supremacist group.
00:32:30.000 You can't even say supremacist.
00:32:35.000 A known white supremacist group.
00:32:36.000 My words were taken out of context.
00:32:40.000 No, your entire 40 minute conversation is online.
00:32:43.000 And the context is overwhelmingly clear.
00:32:59.000 Do you think there's going to be ethics hearings?
00:33:01.000 Do you expect any sort of significant action?
00:33:03.000 Look, I'm filming you.
00:33:04.000 I'm filming you.
00:33:05.000 Yeah, he's filming him.
00:33:07.000 They's filming they.
00:33:11.000 Alright, so that's enough of that.
00:33:13.000 Ah, dude, just leave her alone. 1.00
00:33:16.000 She's just trying to have some food and you're fucking bothering her. 0.99
00:33:19.000 Nah, it's brutal. 1.00
00:33:21.000 You know, she's just sitting there having a fun time and she's talking some shit on the phone. 1.00
00:33:26.000 She's talking about corruption. 0.99
00:33:29.000 She's talking about politicians running as one thing secretly as spies.
00:33:33.000 That's being called compromised. 0.98
00:33:34.000 They're all corrupt. 0.99
00:33:35.000 Yeah, that's treasonous. 1.00
00:33:37.000 They're all corrupt. 0.99
00:33:37.000 You know, if you look at, you know, the white people that started the country in the first place, you know, they got the locking up the Chinese, making them work on the... Yeah. 0.99
00:33:46.000 Do you know your white Bill? 0.97
00:33:49.000 I got a black wife. 0.99
00:33:50.000 Yeah, I know. 0.99
00:33:51.000 Yeah, we're getting bored of your new Bill the Burr with the black wife. 1.00
00:33:55.000 You don't see this hair? 0.91
00:33:55.000 Look at this. 0.91
00:33:56.000 I grew this out.
00:33:57.000 It's natural.
00:33:57.000 This is real.
00:33:58.000 Nobody cares.
00:33:59.000 Nobody cares.
00:33:59.000 Get over yourself.
00:34:00.000 It's a fro, dude.
00:34:01.000 I can say the word if I wanted to.
00:34:03.000 I just don't want to.
00:34:07.000 Last note on this affirmative action.
00:34:11.000 Uh, no, no, not the last note. 1.00
00:34:13.000 Boris Johnson has been forced to resign because a gay got too drunk and grabbed someone's ass. 1.00
00:34:20.000 If a gay man grabs my ass, I will hit his hand away and maybe shove him and say, what the fuck are you doing? 1.00
00:34:27.000 I will not secretly report it to someone and demand ten years later that someone get fired for not doing enough. 1.00
00:34:36.000 Can we handle our own asses, please? 0.98
00:34:38.000 Do we need to? 0.99
00:34:39.000 Exactly.
00:34:43.000 Jesse, you just did the same predicament.
00:34:45.000 No, that one was lies.
00:34:48.000 This one is, it happened, but the way they handled it is good.
00:34:52.000 Beta! 0.86
00:34:53.000 Beta! 0.86
00:34:54.000 So, Jesse, were you going for the alpha males or the betas?
00:34:58.000 Well, that's the thing. 1.00
00:34:59.000 I would test them to see if they were gay. 1.00
00:35:02.000 And guess what? 0.99
00:35:03.000 They weren't.
00:35:03.000 Had to pass the smell test.
00:35:05.000 So go to 2-3, Jesse.
00:35:08.000 Okay.
00:35:09.000 Now, I don't know if, when I hear about a gay man in politics, I think it's 50-50 affirmative action.
00:35:15.000 Ed Koch. 0.99
00:35:16.000 Look at this guy's gay face. 1.00
00:35:17.000 Ed Koch, yeah. 0.99
00:35:19.000 I looked him up.
00:35:19.000 He has a pretty long history of politics, though, so maybe he's not an affirmative action.
00:35:24.000 But it is kind of affirmative action-y that there's all of this outrage because he got drunk and grabbed some dude's buns. 0.98
00:35:32.000 Like, who fucking cares? 0.98
00:35:34.000 That's between you and the guy with the buns. 0.99
00:35:36.000 And a man should be able to handle his own buns. 0.78
00:35:38.000 That's a t-shirt.
00:35:39.000 It don't be funny?
00:35:40.000 Handle your own buns-ness. 0.98
00:35:42.000 It'll be funny.
00:35:43.000 Affirmative auction. 0.94
00:35:44.000 It'll be like, oh we got a black trans woman here. 1.00
00:35:46.000 We're going once, going twice. 0.99
00:35:48.000 Black trans auction here for secretary.
00:35:49.000 Secretary going once. 0.99
00:35:50.000 We got a black girl here. 1.00
00:35:51.000 We got a black woman with a dick. 1.00
00:35:53.000 Everybody who wants to have a black woman with a dick is sold to the company. 1.00
00:35:56.000 Well you can add to that list of bids the three people who have demanded 1.00
00:36:03.000 That Boris Johnson leave.
00:36:05.000 Would you like to hear their names?
00:36:06.000 Yeah.
00:36:07.000 These are the three prominent British politicians that have demanded Boris Johnson quit and he did.
00:36:12.000 He took their advice. 0.94
00:36:13.000 Crazy.
00:36:14.000 They are Nadim Zahawi, Sajid Javid and Rishi Sunak. 0.80
00:36:24.000 Oh.
00:36:25.000 All refugees.
00:36:27.000 Chancellor of the Exchequer, Nadeem Zahawi.
00:36:32.000 He's an Iraqi Muslim immigrant.
00:36:37.000 And it's weird to say immigrant in Britain these days because half the time like if they were born here their parents are immigrants and their parents didn't speak English.
00:36:47.000 Like if you grew up in Luton as a Muslim you could not speak English for 10 years no problem. 1.00
00:36:53.000 It's a fifth column.
00:36:54.000 So there's so little assimilation.
00:36:57.000 Are you even immigrating?
00:37:00.000 It's like a Pakistani colony in Luton.
00:37:02.000 So yeah, the first guy had just been appointed the day before by Boris, and his first motion was, you should quit.
00:37:09.000 Nice loyalty.
00:37:11.000 And then the other guy, Sajid Javid, he's Pakistani, Muslim.
00:37:17.000 His mom didn't speak English for her first 10 years here, that's 2-5. 0.95
00:37:23.000 And then the last guy, Rishi Sunak, he's an Indian, a Hindu.
00:37:30.000 By the way, all these guys complain about racism all the time. 0.99
00:37:33.000 He's like an Indian aristocrat who comes here and his first order of business is, let's make sure Boris Johnson gets fucking fired. 0.99
00:37:41.000 Well, they're not too big on homosexuals either. 0.99
00:37:45.000 Yeah, that's funny. 1.00
00:37:46.000 Have you known to kill them? 0.96
00:37:47.000 Yeah, the three, yeah, the three, we'll say Pakis. 1.00
00:37:51.000 It's a, it's a racial epithet that is ignorant because it includes, it includes Indians and Sikhs and people who are never near Pakistan, but that's why it's funny because it's dumb. 0.98
00:38:03.000 Um, like calling a gook a chink, but um, or nip a zip. 1.00
00:38:14.000 But these three packies, for lack of a better word, coming from the most anti-gay culture imaginable are now forcing the Prime Minister to quit because a gay got too horny. 1.00
00:38:24.000 And now is that affirmative action clown world or what? 1.00
00:38:28.000 There's naked women on page three in a fucking daily newspaper. 1.00
00:38:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:38:33.000 I mean it is so openly, the sexuality in England, Scotland and Europe is so open, it's ridiculous. 0.58
00:38:42.000 It's on the tenants lager beer cans. 0.98
00:38:44.000 The beer cans have naked ladies on them. 1.00
00:38:44.000 It's ridiculous. 1.00
00:38:49.000 My last note on affirmative action is, of course, our last two press secretaries, Corinne Jean-Pierre, who was hired because she is a gay, immigrant, black woman. 0.99
00:39:00.000 Four. 0.95
00:39:01.000 The only thing she's not is crippled. 0.94
00:39:04.000 Or trans. 0.99
00:39:05.000 Well, with gay, you can kind of mess around with that. 1.00
00:39:09.000 If I was in the DNC, I'd smash her kneecaps with a hammer and get her in a wheelchair, and then we'd have five. 1.00
00:39:16.000 We'd have five things. 0.97
00:39:17.000 So both her and Jen Psaki, when Ketanji, what's her name?
00:39:25.000 Ketanji Jackson Brown was elected.
00:39:28.000 She was elected because she's a black woman, of course. 0.99
00:39:30.000 Joe Biden said, I'm going to elect a black woman. 1.00
00:39:32.000 I don't care who the fuck it is. 1.00
00:39:34.000 And he did the same with the press secretary. 0.99
00:39:36.000 And these affirmative action hires are talking about that affirmative action hire and they fucking spell her name wrong. 0.96
00:39:43.000 Now that might not seem like a big deal to you, but if you're the press secretary and you're talking about a Supreme Court judge, don't call her Kent Adjie Brown Jackson. 0.97
00:39:53.000 Come on! 0.99
00:39:54.000 And then look, so that's Corinne Jean-Pierre, and then go down to Jen Psaki, she'd make the same fucking mistake. 1.00
00:40:00.000 Kataji. 0.96
00:40:02.000 And then finally we have... 0.92
00:40:04.000 Kamala Harris, and you know the staff around her are all affirmative action hires, and her entire cabinet is so shitty, and so devoid of meritocracy, that when she's in Louisiana, some AA hire spells it Louisiana. 1.00
00:40:20.000 Essence. 0.96
00:40:23.000 Seriously.
00:40:25.000 How can you not spell?
00:40:28.000 It's your job!
00:40:28.000 Wait, is that me?
00:40:34.000 Go ahead.
00:40:38.000 Same thoughts.
00:40:39.000 Same time.
00:40:41.000 That's hard.
00:40:42.000 What about the black Republican congressman running for Congress with the AR-15 and the Klansman? 0.67
00:40:49.000 Yeah, well that was funny though.
00:40:52.000 That was cool.
00:40:54.000 Insane! 1.00
00:40:55.000 And that's using, that's using the left's bullshit rhetoric against him. 0.98
00:40:59.000 Okay, we're gonna start taking some calls, but before we do, I would like to thank our second sponsor, Fop Metals. 0.91
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00:41:20.000 He's destroyed the economy so badly with such brutal gas prices and terrible lies about it being Putin's fault that I'm actually impressed. 1.00
00:41:28.000 I actually look at Biden and I go, wow, I used to think the president didn't have that much authority and he was just a puppet. 0.99
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00:41:38.000 Like Pete Buttigieg, when he's in charge of the supply chain, you go, oh he's just a pup, he doesn't really do anything. 0.99
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00:41:45.000 No, he skips work for like six months to be with his newborn and the supply chain ends.
00:41:52.000 So maybe these guys do have some power.
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00:42:11.000 Silver and gold.
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00:42:15.000 It's a perfect time to buy.
00:42:17.000 It's a very prudent thing to do.
00:42:20.000 No one's saying empty your bank account and spend it all on silver and gold.
00:42:24.000 But you'd be insane not to have some.
00:42:26.000 It's not like this is going to go down and you'll lose money.
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00:42:37.000 For a rainy day, because who knows what is going on with this dollar.
00:42:41.000 We are about to experience hyperinflation. 1.00
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00:43:02.000 Gavin.
00:43:03.000 I'm losing my voice already.
00:43:06.000 Uh, alright Rye Guy, I think we can afford to open up the phone lines and, at the same time, open up the mailbag.
00:43:18.000 Okay.
00:43:19.000 What do you think of that, slowest person alive?
00:43:21.000 I think, first of all, I was getting ready for calling, thank you, but, buy freeloaders.
00:43:28.000 Oh wait, wait, wait, yeah, we should do that? 0.99
00:43:29.000 No, no, don't, look, I decide how this show works, shithead. 0.99
00:43:33.000 Oh no, I'm just changing things around. 0.99
00:43:35.000 No, well don't change anything around. 1.00
00:43:37.000 Shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99
00:43:41.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00
00:43:46.000 Let me touch it. 0.99
00:43:49.000 I like to have some calls and some letters in the free section so some people can see what the fuck is going on. 0.99
00:44:00.000 Okay? 0.99
00:44:01.000 Yes.
00:44:09.000 Oh, I got a sneeze, but I don't got a sneeze.
00:44:09.000 First letter.
00:44:11.000 You lost it.
00:44:13.000 The sneeze.
00:44:15.000 The sneeze is gone.
00:44:16.000 Where did those sneezes go?
00:44:18.000 The island of misfit sneezes?
00:44:20.000 These sad little lonely sneezes that never work? 0.92
00:44:23.000 It's like an abortion.
00:44:26.000 Death of Sonny!
00:44:28.000 Hey Hetros, last week was Sonny Barger's passing, just wanted Maddie's opinion, if any.
00:44:34.000 AFFA, great show from Shitty Grammar Kid.
00:44:37.000 What does AFFA mean?
00:44:38.000 Angels Forever, Forever Angels.
00:44:40.000 Oh.
00:44:41.000 Yeah, it's a, uh, the motorcycle community, especially the Hells Angels Motorcycle Club, lost an icon.
00:44:46.000 I mean, in 83 years, a long run.
00:44:50.000 So, uh... Yeah, so he didn't technically start the Hells Angels, but it wasn't much when he showed up.
00:44:56.000 Oh, it was the third charter.
00:44:57.000 He had Purdue, then San Francisco, and then Sonny opened Oakland in, I think, 57.
00:45:04.000 And what a bunch of lives he changed.
00:45:07.000 Oh, he definitely was the visionary who took the club to where it is today.
00:45:11.000 And I think a lot of outsiders, well I'm an outsider, but a lot of outsiders would say they're just a bunch of criminals.
00:45:16.000 I'm an outsider too now.
00:45:17.000 Drug dealers, yeah.
00:45:18.000 But you don't get, you're not on the inside, you don't get to see the fun.
00:45:22.000 Right.
00:45:23.000 Like with Proud Boys people go, oh they're racist, they go to a parade and stuff.
00:45:27.000 Yeah, you're not at the meetups, you're not at West Fest with thousands of people, guys, I'm marrying dudes.
00:45:33.000 I'm not literally, I'm officiating the marriage. 1.00
00:45:35.000 And fucking all night parties and a boxing ring, fucking strippers. 1.00
00:45:42.000 It's awesome times like think of the the amount of awesome times that are His that that happened because of him if you could put that in a fucking shipping container He's an icon a legend, you know American legend 100% I Always had a good time when I met him tons of times, but hey We're all gonna die at some point. 0.99
00:46:06.000 Did he have any money?
00:46:09.000 Hey, he did, you know, he wrote like five books, he had a movie done, you know.
00:46:15.000 He had a bunch of motorcycle shops throughout his life.
00:46:19.000 Sure he had a few dollars.
00:46:21.000 Rest in peace, Sonny.
00:46:22.000 There's nothing wrong with watching censored.tv and driving.
00:46:25.000 I just drove from Aiken, South Carolina to Pennsylvania.
00:46:25.000 I do it most days.
00:46:28.000 I shoe horses.
00:46:29.000 So I watched many a video.
00:46:30.000 I just set it up on a stand under the steering wheel so I can peek down and look.
00:46:33.000 It's better than holding and scrolling on the phone.
00:46:37.000 Yeah, I have to admit, I do that too sometimes.
00:46:39.000 That's dangerous. 1.00
00:46:40.000 I won't look at it, but, you know, sometimes if he's like, look at these fucking tits, I'll just have a quick glance. 1.00
00:46:49.000 Watching TV while driving. 1.00
00:46:51.000 What a world.
00:46:52.000 And I don't wear a seatbelt.
00:46:53.000 I'm anti-seatbelt.
00:46:56.000 That's one of my more controversial views.
00:46:58.000 I think it makes you drive shittier.
00:47:01.000 Yeah, but what if someone smashes into you?
00:47:03.000 Eh.
00:47:04.000 It's not... no.
00:47:06.000 Do you have a seatbelt on a motorcycle?
00:47:09.000 Yeah.
00:47:11.000 Dear Gavin Gay, I'm just forwarding you an abortion story for your new state. 0.98
00:47:17.000 Where are state leaders taking extra steps to ensure a right to abortion?
00:47:21.000 Well, Colorado, North Carolina.
00:47:25.000 Am I in North Carolina?
00:47:26.000 South Carolina.
00:47:27.000 I'm in South Carolina.
00:47:27.000 It's Greenville.
00:47:30.000 So, yeah.
00:47:31.000 Wrong state.
00:47:32.000 That's the wrong state. 1.00
00:47:34.000 That's a dumb letter. 1.00
00:47:35.000 Suck my balls. 1.00
00:47:36.000 Fuck yourself. 1.00
00:47:40.000 Someone named Victoria sent a yard sign that the neighbors should love. 1.00
00:47:44.000 It says, We Believe. 1.00
00:47:46.000 Blacks commit more crime. 1.00
00:47:48.000 Trans are mentally ill gays. 1.00
00:47:51.000 Marriage is for straight people. 1.00
00:47:53.000 Women have too many rights as it is. 1.00
00:47:56.000 God is real.
00:47:58.000 Life begins at conception.
00:48:00.000 Voter fraud is a threat to justice everywhere.
00:48:03.000 Yeah, that's a great sign.
00:48:05.000 I love that it comes from a chick. 1.00
00:48:06.000 It's amazing how many broads we have as fans. 0.95
00:48:11.000 And I was saying this to Anthony last night when I looked out of the audience in Orlando.
00:48:15.000 There was lots of hot broads. 1.00
00:48:18.000 I think it's because we're so pro housewife.
00:48:24.000 That a lot of the moms support us and then the hot thing would be because we're kind of hipstery and we talk about fashion and pretty girls and stuff. 0.99
00:48:37.000 That's just my theory.
00:48:41.000 What are your takes on testosterone replacement therapy?
00:48:43.000 I'm 31, I've been diagnosed with slightly low T. Should I inject the sauce or just be natty?
00:48:48.000 I don't know what I tried.
00:48:51.000 Did I try something?
00:48:51.000 HGH?
00:48:52.000 No, it was like the precursor thing that stops your estrogen.
00:48:56.000 I forget what it's called.
00:48:57.000 Clomid.
00:48:58.000 You did Clomid.
00:48:59.000 It tells your body, yeah, that sounds right.
00:49:01.000 It tells your body to produce more testosterone, but it's a good way to do it because your body never forgets how to make testosterone.
00:49:09.000 When you take testosterone, your body goes, oh, someone's already handling this, I'll stop. 1.00
00:49:13.000 And then when you get off it, you're fucked. 1.00
00:49:14.000 That's at least what the doctor told me. 1.00
00:49:16.000 But I didn't like it.
00:49:18.000 It increased my ability to grow muscles like 2%, 3%.
00:49:22.000 It wasn't a visible difference to anyone but me, really.
00:49:26.000 It really just helps you recover.
00:49:28.000 uh it's crazy how is someone at 31 well i i get now it's because there's they're killing and what the younger generations are more virgins more low t more everything just not men yeah 31 years old you got low t
00:49:45.000 Like, I'm 50, and I got more tea than Ryan.
00:49:48.000 Well, according to that one thing.
00:49:50.000 Yeah.
00:49:51.000 What, science?
00:49:52.000 No.
00:49:53.000 Blood work?
00:49:53.000 Whatever that was.
00:49:54.000 It wasn't blood work.
00:49:55.000 My blood work.
00:49:56.000 It was blood work, actually.
00:49:57.000 Alright, according to blood work, which is not well-established, it's pretty flat-earthy, this blood work.
00:50:04.000 That site has been flagged for a lot of sus results.
00:50:07.000 Like, guys did it twice, and then just completely different results.
00:50:10.000 So I'm gonna take it again, and you're gonna take it again, now that I have the company card.
00:50:14.000 Yeah.
00:50:14.000 I'm gonna, I'm gonna buy that.
00:50:16.000 Okay, you do that, Low-T.
00:50:17.000 These are something- Medium.
00:50:19.000 These are something- No, not medium!
00:50:20.000 It was medium-low.
00:50:22.000 That's low!
00:50:23.000 Medium-low.
00:50:25.000 No such thing.
00:50:26.000 There is- There's low, there's medium, there's high.
00:50:29.000 It's a spectrum.
00:50:29.000 If you're below medium, you're low.
00:50:31.000 No, I'm not. 1.00
00:50:33.000 This is why you're dumb. 1.00
00:50:35.000 Because you have a force field around you that blocks out facts. 1.00
00:50:40.000 And you can't grow that way.
00:50:42.000 You should come up with some sort of brain tea.
00:50:48.000 That should be my name, Brain T. Anyway, um, but I'm not done.
00:50:52.000 So I felt like, uh, I noticed I was going bald, and this is my only good feature left, so that was a deal breaker, but I also didn't feel like myself.
00:51:02.000 I felt like a guy who had rented Gavin McInnes' body, like the Terminator, when he takes over someone, and my kids were like, I don't know, it was weird.
00:51:11.000 They were like someone else's kids, and I didn't live in my home, like, I felt like a weird robot.
00:51:17.000 So I turfed it.
00:51:19.000 There's natural things you can do.
00:51:20.000 Sleep is probably the biggest one.
00:51:21.000 You know, I got my sleep in check.
00:51:24.000 Yeah, that's never been an issue with Mr. Puerto Rican over here.
00:51:28.000 No, no, it was terrible.
00:51:29.000 I was going to sleep at four in the morning.
00:51:30.000 Dude, you went to sleep once when you were driving my car.
00:51:33.000 Well, I'm not saying that I don't take... I used to take naps.
00:51:37.000 Okay, can you shut up, please? 0.57
00:51:38.000 But wait, look at Freddie Prinze Jr. 0.96
00:51:40.000 when he was 19 years old.
00:51:43.000 On Johnny Carson.
00:51:44.000 I love his wife.
00:51:46.000 You love his wife?
00:51:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:47.000 Is she hot as shit? 1.00
00:51:51.000 What are you talking about, Ryan? 1.00
00:51:52.000 This is Freddie Prinze Jr.
00:51:53.000 Yes, we're wait- Well, we're waiting.
00:51:56.000 That's Sammy Davis Jr.
00:51:59.000 Is that a joke?
00:52:00.000 Look at him.
00:52:01.000 This is a 19-year-old.
00:52:02.000 That's Freddie Prinze.
00:52:03.000 That's his father who killed himself.
00:52:05.000 Not Jr.
00:52:06.000 Prinze.
00:52:07.000 This is what a 19-year-old was like in the 70s.
00:52:08.000 Hey, baby! 1.00
00:52:16.000 Yeah, he's been laid, he has a car.
00:52:25.000 Yeah, he looks, sounds, and carries himself like a 30-something year old.
00:52:29.000 When I was in high school, there'd be a guy with his own apartment and a truck and a beard.
00:52:34.000 We started shaving in 7th grade.
00:52:40.000 And then you cut to July 4th weekend when I'm about to jump off that cliff and I say to the 20 year old, what are you waiting for? 1.00
00:52:45.000 And he goes, I'm being a bitch. 0.99
00:52:48.000 It's acceptable. 0.98
00:52:50.000 Hey Gavin and Ryguy, just dropping in, and Matty, just dropping in a quick 11 Twitch streamers seem to be the new haven for barely legal bucks and babes.
00:52:58.000 This ho loves to dress up. 1.00
00:53:00.000 No way this is not an obvious 11.
00:53:03.000 Okay?
00:53:03.000 Let's see what you call an 11.
00:53:05.000 An 11! 11!
00:53:09.000 Is she an 11?
00:53:10.000 Um... Yeah.
00:53:10.000 Yeah, I'm gonna go with, uh... I think I could go a little higher.
00:53:21.000 But, I might... 7.6 seems generous.
00:53:22.000 Ugh.
00:53:37.000 That style's so corny.
00:53:39.000 You have like a weeaboo style, sir.
00:53:42.000 Okay, so you just called a 7.6.
00:53:45.000 Let's compromise on 7.5.
00:53:48.000 You called a 7.5 an 11.
00:53:49.000 11! 0.95
00:53:49.000 And he's got other pictures over here with tons of makeup looking retarded. 0.95
00:53:57.000 Just being a mime there, I guess.
00:53:59.000 One man's 11 is another man's 7.5.
00:54:03.000 Look at all her pictures together though, Ryan.
00:54:05.000 There's this weird goth picture where she's pushing her friend up against the wall.
00:54:11.000 They're in the hallway, yeah. 1.00
00:54:12.000 Goth shit seems so cheap. 1.00
00:54:15.000 Like, one of them's wearing goth Crocs. 1.00
00:54:18.000 And then all that other, all that other, like, Hot Topic shit, it seems... You know when you buy a Halloween costume on Amazon at the last second and it's, like, plastic-y and... Yeah. 0.95
00:54:29.000 It all just seems so low quality. 0.99
00:54:33.000 Gross.
00:54:34.000 It's crazy. 0.94
00:54:37.000 Alright, do we have any calls?
00:54:39.000 We do.
00:54:40.000 Let's talk to them and then go behind the paywall.
00:54:42.000 Alrighty then.
00:54:43.000 This is a high school picture in 1950.
00:54:46.000 Thanks for calling. 1.00
00:54:48.000 They look like fucking 40 year olds. 1.00
00:54:49.000 Look at the one in the front. 1.00
00:54:50.000 She looks like she's pumped out seven kids. 1.00
00:54:53.000 No, that's got to be the teachers at the front.
00:54:56.000 No?
00:54:56.000 Well, maybe not.
00:54:57.000 They all look like teachers.
00:54:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:55:00.000 Fuck, people are getting younger. 1.00
00:55:02.000 Hey, teach. 1.00
00:55:06.000 We have Madeline on the line? 0.89
00:55:10.000 734, you're on the line.
00:55:12.000 You gotta turn your mic on, Gav. 0.60
00:55:13.000 Hello?
00:55:14.000 Hi Madeline!
00:55:15.000 Hi, I was just calling to talk about Robey Wade.
00:55:20.000 Uh-huh.
00:55:22.000 Well, last month I had a miscarriage and it was just such a
00:55:29.000 Yeah, man, that must be kind of macabre.
00:55:30.000 How far along were you when it happened?
00:55:32.000 Oh, God.
00:55:45.000 And then another thing, too, was, you know, we passed the baby in the hospital and they set up an entire, like, memory box for us and they set up for the baby to get buried.
00:55:56.000 And I'm thinking about, you know, these babies that just get aborted, what do they do with them?
00:55:59.000 Throw them in the trash?
00:56:01.000 Well, yeah, there was a... When did we get to decide whether, you know, a human being's life has value?
00:56:07.000 When did we decide that?
00:56:09.000 I guess what the hospital's saying is like, you think it's a kid, so we're going to have a funeral.
00:56:15.000 If you don't... Do they issue birth certificates?
00:56:18.000 Oh wait, this is really unfortunate timing, but this is a whack packer I'm trying to get.
00:56:23.000 Stay on the line.
00:56:25.000 Please hold.
00:56:27.000 Hello?
00:56:29.000 Who's calling?
00:56:31.000 Well, you called me, Linda.
00:56:37.000 You know who I'm trying to get, right?
00:56:38.000 Yeah.
00:56:39.000 I seen her yesterday.
00:56:40.000 She's elusive.
00:56:42.000 But yeah, as someone who went through a miscarriage, seeing people fight for the right to have their own miscarriage must be bizarre.
00:56:51.000 It's very strange.
00:56:53.000 I saw this video of a little girl, she was maybe two, and she was holding up a sign that said, our body, our choice.
00:57:02.000 And the dad was next to her and everyone was laughing and clapping and repeating it with her.
00:57:06.000 And I'm like, but you're the thing that was going to be aborted.
00:57:10.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:57:10.000 It's like black people saying, bring slavery back or something. 0.99
00:57:14.000 It seems gross. 0.99
00:57:18.000 Yeah.
00:57:19.000 I don't even know what to make of it.
00:57:21.000 Like we get to play God and decide.
00:57:23.000 Which lives have value.
00:57:26.000 Yeah, it's not right.
00:57:27.000 So are you gonna try again?
00:57:28.000 Yes, of course.
00:57:30.000 Yeah, of course.
00:57:31.000 We have a one-year-old already and we had no issues with her, so... Good.
00:57:35.000 Did they say what happened?
00:57:36.000 Do they know what the cause was?
00:57:38.000 Yeah, they know what it was.
00:57:39.000 It was like a chromosomal issue where my husband's DNA got doubled and kicked mine out.
00:57:46.000 So it was never gonna survive anyway, but... Wow.
00:57:51.000 Well, get back on the horse and you'll look back at that miscarriage as a much smaller deal once you have another little tyke running around. 1.00
00:57:59.000 Thanks.
00:58:02.000 Cheers.
00:58:02.000 Cheers.
00:58:03.000 Good luck.
00:58:05.000 All right.
00:58:06.000 So that's enough.
00:58:08.000 Who is the most overrated performer band?
00:58:11.000 That's easy.
00:58:11.000 Foo Fighters.
00:58:14.000 Way overrated. 1.00
00:58:15.000 So fuck us hearing about them. 1.00
00:58:17.000 And I hate the way Europeans love them. 1.00
00:58:20.000 Like they're huge in Italy or South Americans and like in Brazil they'll play to like 200,000 people.
00:58:27.000 Something's wrong if Brazilians love you and Italians love you. 1.00
00:58:32.000 I would say Drake.
00:58:34.000 Drake?
00:58:35.000 I don't I don't like to punch rock.
00:58:38.000 So I punch rap.
00:58:39.000 You don't punch Reich?
00:58:40.000 Yes.
00:58:41.000 Well yes I do punch Reich.
00:58:44.000 That was close.
00:58:45.000 All right, so now we're going behind the paywall.
00:58:47.000 We're going to be with our baby monsters.
00:58:50.000 In an intimate fashion, but I'd like to thank our sponsors Johnny Apple, CBD, Fop Metals, and I'd like to add a sponsor this week.
00:59:02.000 Nita Fashion is back in typical Nita fashion.
00:59:06.000 I wear suits every day except for the Thursday shows and I guess the Wednesday shows is Hawaiian shirts.
00:59:11.000 But when you see me wearing a suit, I'm wearing a Nita Fashions suit.
00:59:15.000 Now, these guys, use promo code Gavin, you get 15% off.
00:59:19.000 These guys give you tailored suits to a tee.
00:59:21.000 You have your own personal tailor.
00:59:23.000 They travel around the world, you can make an appointment with them, and they'll measure your neck, your inseam, your waist, everything.
00:59:30.000 Or, and they learned this during the pandemic, you can set up an appointment with them, most of our viewers seem to like Instagram DM, and they do a baby monster almost every day.
00:59:43.000 These guys.
00:59:44.000 They're very happy with our relationship.
00:59:47.000 And the beauty of them is you can get a cheap shirt for $50.
00:59:50.000 You can get an expensive shirt for $200.
00:59:54.000 It's really up to you.
00:59:55.000 Your suits could be as cheap as $900 or as expensive as $2,000.
00:59:59.000 They have an incredible variety.
01:00:02.000 The art of tailoring is pretty much a dead art here in America.
01:00:06.000 You might find some tailor whose minimum suit is going to be $5,000 and it'll suck.
01:00:11.000 But these guys are top-of-the-line traditional British tailors.
01:00:15.000 They're in Hong Kong.
01:00:17.000 And your suit just arrives in the mail.
01:00:21.000 Little package.
01:00:22.000 Take it to the dry cleaners. 0.82
01:00:23.000 Get the wrinkles out.
01:00:24.000 And there you have a suit that is so comfortable, it feels like pyjama.
01:00:30.000 I swear to God, I'm more uncomfortable when I LARP as a blue-collar dude and wear my welding pants and boots than I am in a suit.
01:00:38.000 Most people come home, they change out of their suit into sweatpants.
01:00:41.000 I come home, I change out of my blue-collar clothes and put on a suit so I can relax around the house. 0.99
01:00:46.000 Fits you, fucking perfect. 0.98
01:00:48.000 And, like, you choose, it's, I always describe this, it's like a man's version of going to a spa. 1.00
01:00:53.000 You're, you're that babied. 1.00
01:00:54.000 You choose how many buttons you want, what the color of the buttons will be.
01:00:58.000 Do you want a little train ticket in there? 0.99
01:01:01.000 Even if you're a fucking, working in sanitation, you should have one suit. 0.99
01:01:05.000 One grey suit. 1.00
01:01:06.000 Hey, that's the chick that did our tattoos, isn't it? 1.00
01:01:10.000 No.
01:01:10.000 Oh.
01:01:12.000 Looks like her.
01:01:13.000 But he did get a need of fashions.
01:01:15.000 For his wedding.
01:01:15.000 They did buy stuff from Needle Fashion.
01:01:17.000 Yes, they did.
01:01:18.000 And one of my favorite things is it says your name in it.
01:01:21.000 Isn't that cool?
01:01:23.000 It's the kind of thing like your son will want to have after you croak. 0.99
01:01:27.000 Unless he's my son and he's fucking six feet tall and can't fit into my clothes. 0.99
01:01:32.000 I have your shirts and they have your monogram on the sleeve. 0.99
01:01:36.000 You must be pretty proud of that.
01:01:38.000 Do you think you're my son or something?
01:01:40.000 No, I just think I wear your shirts.
01:01:42.000 And I appreciate them very much.
01:01:43.000 Ugh, I hate the way you think you're so cute.
01:01:46.000 Hey, I'm just a cute little guy. 0.99
01:01:48.000 Just a cute little lazy Puerto Rican with the teeth of a homeless man. 1.00
01:01:52.000 Just me. 0.91
01:01:53.000 Why don't you smile for us, cutie?
01:01:55.000 Give us a big smile.
01:01:57.000 There you go.
01:01:57.000 What a cute kid.
01:01:58.000 You look like a before picture at every dentist's office. 0.99
01:02:02.000 What the hell? 0.91
01:02:04.000 So now we're going behind the paywall, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 0.63
01:02:10.000 Why be surprised when they retreat?
01:02:16.000 Their major weapon is deceit.
01:02:21.000 When will we learn?
01:02:23.000 Alas, alack! 1.00
01:02:26.000 It's three steps forward, two steps back.
01:02:30.000 Hold on, I'm coming.
01:03:00.000 We're good to go.