Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #157 - HANDIKAREN

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Long with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:48.000 What's that band?

00:00:49.000 Surf City Surf Curse.

00:00:52.000 Surf Curse?

00:00:53.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:54.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:55.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:56.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:57.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:58.000 The band is Surf Curse?

00:01:00.000 Surf Curse.

00:01:01.000 That's Surf Curse. 1.00

00:01:02.000 Yeah.

00:01:03.000 Like a curse of the surf.

00:01:05.000 Surf curse?

00:01:06.000 It's a surf curse.

00:01:08.000 Surf curse.

00:01:09.000 Surf curse.

00:01:11.000 Sounds like two possible wordal examples.

00:01:14.000 And they're from Reno, Nevada.

00:01:15.000 It's basically really the brains of one guy that is gifted by God.

00:01:21.000 Sorry.

00:01:22.000 I believe God reminds us he's here by putting sprinkles on certain people.

00:01:27.000 And these musicians that just pound out hit after hit.

00:01:30.000 Like, play this song.

00:01:32.000 This is God.

00:01:33.000 Sorry.

00:01:38.000 It's a shout out from the big G. Same with Louis C.K. Just sprinkled him with magic.

00:01:48.000 Lou Reed.

00:01:50.000 Although Lou Reed might have been the devil with him.

00:01:53.000 Welcome back to Jew. 1.00

00:01:54.000 I'm Alive.

00:01:55.000 We've got our co-host, Maddie Odell here with the High Viz. 0.97

00:01:59.000 What's going on, everybody?

00:02:00.000 Good to be back.

00:02:01.000 Good to see you.

00:02:01.000 Why are you wearing the High Viz?

00:02:03.000 Because I got a new tattoo today and I needed a long sleeve shirt because I'm on my bike.

00:02:09.000 Is your bike here?

00:02:10.000 Yeah.

00:02:10.000 Where is it?

00:02:11.000 I didn't see it.

00:02:12.000 It's in the back.

00:02:13.000 Oh, way down.

00:02:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:14.000 Way down.

00:02:15.000 I brought my bike, too.

00:02:16.000 You know, I was riding here.

00:02:18.000 I've been drinking all day, so I've got a good buzz.

00:02:20.000 And it might be because I'm a pussy, but if I'm driving, like, dead sober after a coffee on 95 or something, I'm pissing my panties.

00:02:30.000 And coming here today after having like, I don't know, six beers, I was just like, there you go, you got to get stay loose.

00:02:39.000 Staying loose.

00:02:40.000 I honestly think it's safer to drive drunk on a motorcycle.

00:02:46.000 I don't know about that, but.

00:02:48.000 I don't mean drunk, but like a buzz.

00:02:51.000 You know?

00:02:52.000 Maybe you're just a little bit looser in the arms.

00:02:54.000 Yeah.

00:02:55.000 Because when you're locked up tight and tense, it's no good.

00:02:57.000 That's when you start second-guessing yourself and doing crazy shit.

00:03:01.000 And going like, you're looking back and.

00:03:03.000 I mean, I've ridden my motorcycle in all types of conditions.

00:03:07.000 Drunk, high.

00:03:09.000 Have you ever had wobbles?

00:03:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:11.000 I've had speed wobbles.

00:03:12.000 I've never had speed wobbles.

00:03:14.000 How do you get them?

00:03:15.000 It's weird.

00:03:16.000 It's like the bike starts almost like undulating.

00:03:19.000 It's like, does this like little rhythmic, and then it starts to speed up.

00:03:22.000 But what sets it off?

00:03:24.000 Well, you have to understand the physics of a motorcycle.

00:03:27.000 Like, as it spins, it's like a gyroscope.

00:03:31.000 So when you lean left, the bike wants to correct itself.

00:03:34.000 So it automatically tries to flip the other opposite way.

00:03:38.000 And then it's a low tire pressure.

00:03:40.000 I mean, tons of reasons why.

00:03:43.000 So you've had wobbles.

00:03:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:45.000 And did you wipe out from it?

00:03:46.000 No, no.

00:03:47.000 Slow down.

00:03:48.000 Took it under control.

00:03:50.000 Tank slappers, speed wobbles.

00:03:52.000 I would start crying and faint.

00:03:54.000 Well, you can't panic.

00:03:56.000 Well, that's a...

00:03:57.000 Holy shit.

00:03:58.000 That dude's wobbling.

00:04:01.000 Slow down.

00:04:03.000 Let off the accelerator.

00:04:07.000 Also here tonight is Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:04:12.000 That's true.

00:04:12.000 AKA Rygai.

00:04:14.000 What up?

00:04:14.000 Here to do whatever you need me to do.

00:04:17.000 So before we get started, of course, we should thank our sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD.

00:04:22.000 They've been with us since day one.

00:04:24.000 Very committed sponsor.

00:04:26.000 If you're a sponsor of this show, you're getting harassed.

00:04:28.000 How dare you support free speech?

00:04:30.000 How dare you support someone who isn't 100% on board with the radical left?

00:04:34.000 That's not allowed.

00:04:35.000 You may not sell your hemp-related products on a site that doesn't agree with me.

00:04:41.000 That's basically where we're living in clown world.

00:04:44.000 But these guys said, yeah, actually, we can.

00:04:47.000 We don't have to agree with Gavin.

00:04:49.000 We don't have to condone every single thing that's come out of his mouth.

00:04:52.000 We're just selling weed without the THC.

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00:05:00.000 A myriad of things.

00:05:02.000 We got the gummies.

00:05:03.000 We got the tinctures.

00:05:05.000 We got the topical.

00:05:06.000 We got the fucking cartridges, which Maddie went to jail for for a year. 0.99

00:05:12.000 Well, they had marijuana in them.

00:05:14.000 Ah, I see.

00:05:15.000 So where Maddie does a year for his cartridges, these cartridges are marijuana-free.

00:05:20.000 I mean, minus the bad stuff in marijuana.

00:05:23.000 It's so strange that we've isolated THC.

00:05:26.000 Did you see the MYPD has said cops that are applying no longer need to be tested for pot?

00:05:33.000 No, I saw they put a they said they're not changing their policy regardless of what the law department said.

00:05:42.000 So people, uniformed officers still cannot partake in marijuana.

00:05:47.000 Really?

00:05:48.000 Yeah.

00:05:48.000 So is Eric Adams and the MIPD having this power clash where he says you can smoke pot and they say you can't?

00:05:56.000 It comes down to that dirty word policy.

00:05:59.000 Huh.

00:06:00.000 Policy is the worst word in the English language.

00:06:02.000 To be totally honest, I don't give a fuck if cops smoke pot. 0.97

00:06:06.000 I don't want them being women. 1.00

00:06:09.000 There you go.

00:06:10.000 Don't smoke estrogen.

00:06:11.000 That's my fucking two cents.

00:06:13.000 If you're a man and you're over six feet tall, you can jump over a six-foot fence.

00:06:18.000 Smoke it up, Johnny.

00:06:20.000 Smoke it up.

00:06:22.000 But yeah, johnnyapple.com does not endorse that particular view.

00:06:25.000 That's just me shooting the shit with my baby monsters.

00:06:30.000 And these guys are selling a magical product from God.

00:06:36.000 This might be a theme today, the God theme, where I honestly think hemp, there's something weird and magical about it.

00:06:46.000 Because they took the THC out.

00:06:48.000 You can still get high.

00:06:49.000 You do that Delta 8 and you get fucking baked. 0.95

00:06:54.000 You take one of these gummies and go to bed. 0.99

00:06:56.000 The dreams are insane.

00:06:59.000 The dreams are just going to the movies.

00:07:01.000 You're just like, bring some popcorn to bed because you're going to a fucking amazing double feature.

00:07:08.000 Anyway, johnnyapple.com, promo code Gavin.

00:07:11.000 Check it out.

00:07:12.000 So, you know how this show works on Thursdays?

00:07:14.000 It's free to everyone in the world, including Indians, including African children with distended stomachs because they're so hungry.

00:07:24.000 They can watch the show on their iPads.

00:07:29.000 And then around half an hour in, after a few calls, after a few letters, we cut you off, and it's only for the subscribers.

00:07:37.000 This show, Get Off My Lawn, is a daily show.

00:07:41.000 It's $10 a month.

00:07:42.000 It's a beer and a half a month.

00:07:44.000 We have more content than you should watch.

00:07:46.000 It's really two hours a day minimum.

00:07:48.000 And then, of course, there's tons of other shows.

00:07:52.000 I highly recommend you at least try it for a month and cut out all other information.

00:07:57.000 Because the thing about this show is we don't just talk, shoot the shit like I brushed my teeth today and I farted.

00:08:02.000 We talk about the thing that is trending.

00:08:05.000 So say it's Biden reading the teleprompter or this 10-year-old who was raped by the Mexican. 0.97

00:08:12.000 We're covering that.

00:08:13.000 So you could watch no other media and still know exactly what's going on.

00:08:18.000 And there's some weird shit going on with this 10-year-old, by the way.

00:08:22.000 Very weird shit.

00:08:23.000 Yeah, he made that up just out of nowhere.

00:08:26.000 And all the media is just biting at it.

00:08:29.000 And they're just like, oh, wow, that happened.

00:08:31.000 Wow, that's so crazy.

00:08:32.000 Meanwhile, it never happened.

00:08:35.000 Okay, I'm a little more ambiguous than you, Tim.

00:08:38.000 I'm not positive it didn't happen, but I just find it very unusual that Biden, an abortion rights activist says a nine-year-old girl was raped.

00:08:51.000 I know you're thinking 10, but she must have been nine when she was raped.

00:08:54.000 A nine-year-old girl was raped, got pregnant.

00:08:57.000 Okay.

00:08:58.000 Also had an ectopic pregnancy where if she gives birth, she'll die. 0.95

00:09:03.000 Okay.

00:09:05.000 And Ohio said, fuck you, you stupid little bitch kid who was raped, who's going to die? 1.00

00:09:12.000 I don't got time for your bullshit.

00:09:14.000 Okay.

00:09:16.000 You're going to go to Indiana, where Indiana went, okay, you can come here because Indiana is a third world country. 0.92

00:09:21.000 We take everybody.

00:09:23.000 And then they saved her life.

00:09:25.000 Okay.

00:09:26.000 And though it's illegal for doctors not to report a rape of a child, there's no reports of rape.

00:09:35.000 So everyone went, this happened Wednesday morning, right?

00:09:38.000 And everyone went, Joe, you're lying.

00:09:42.000 That didn't happen.

00:09:42.000 There's no report of that.

00:09:43.000 There has to be a report.

00:09:44.000 Or some doctors are going to jail.

00:09:47.000 Literally three hours later, around noon on Wednesday, they went, oh, we got the guy.

00:09:54.000 And there's a guy with a leaf blower going, okay, what have you?

00:09:57.000 What?

00:09:58.000 What?

00:10:00.000 And we just saw, did you see this, Ryan?

00:10:03.000 You don't do anything, so you didn't?

00:10:05.000 Well, it was stay off your phone day, so I didn't see anything.

00:10:09.000 That's true, but it's not stay off your phone day 1 million percent.

00:10:13.000 Okay, I didn't know that.

00:10:15.000 You're allowed to take peeks.

00:10:16.000 It's sort of like the Ethan Nordine hunger strike where I drank beer the whole time.

00:10:20.000 Okay, well, yet again, you know, I obeyed that very strictly.

00:10:24.000 Take it very serious.

00:10:25.000 I don't believe you.

00:10:26.000 Well, I did.

00:10:27.000 I literally drank like a little Verde or whatever.

00:10:30.000 He gave me like the tip of a fork.

00:10:31.000 Yeah, no.

00:10:33.000 I don't believe you.

00:10:34.000 I don't care.

00:10:34.000 How's your battery doing?

00:10:36.000 Honestly.

00:10:36.000 Why don't you show the screen your battery?

00:10:39.000 Because I have a feeling it's at 50%.

00:10:42.000 If you didn't touch your phone today, it'll be 37%.

00:10:47.000 It died just sitting there.

00:10:49.000 I didn't charge it.

00:10:51.000 What?

00:10:51.000 It was always searching for a Wi-Fi thing.

00:10:53.000 Yeah.

00:10:54.000 Because when you're out and about.

00:10:55.000 Yeah.

00:10:56.000 And also the heat.

00:10:57.000 And you started Vice News.

00:10:58.000 Is that also what went on, Tim?

00:11:01.000 Well, I had to dump like the past five minutes because you've been cursing up a storm, and we don't do that here.

00:11:06.000 I don't actually watch Tim Pool.

00:11:08.000 I don't punch right, so I'm not shitting on Tim Pool, but does he not swear?

00:11:11.000 No.

00:11:12.000 He tries not to.

00:11:13.000 I mean, we had.

00:11:15.000 What do you mean he?

00:11:16.000 Aren't you him?

00:11:19.000 Well, no, my guest, Gavin, gosh.

00:11:23.000 Anyway.

00:11:25.000 All right, that's ended up.

00:11:28.000 So we all tried not using our phones today.

00:11:31.000 Oh, sorry, go ahead.

00:11:32.000 Well, yeah.

00:11:32.000 When I had Rogan on, he was cursing up a storm, but I mean, how are you going to tell Rogan to stop cussing?

00:11:36.000 You know what I mean?

00:11:37.000 He's also hosting the Celebrity Mailbag tomorrow, so send in all your letters.

00:11:40.000 Oh, yeah, Joe Rogan is hosting our Celebrity Mailbag.

00:11:42.000 Brian at Censored.tv.

00:11:43.000 It's amazing how many stars we get on this network.

00:11:45.000 It's amazing.

00:11:45.000 It's crazy, man.

00:11:46.000 Who have we had?

00:11:48.000 Crazy.

00:11:48.000 We had Carrie Fisher.

00:11:51.000 Carrie Fisher, Joe Rogan, the entire cast of YMCA, Village People.

00:11:56.000 Yeah, each, well, separate episodes.

00:11:58.000 Yeah, we had B. Arthur.

00:12:00.000 Tony Soprano.

00:12:01.000 Jack Black.

00:12:02.000 It's amazing.

00:12:02.000 Derek Moore plays more dates, Bill Burr.

00:12:05.000 Leverking, Tim Polly.

00:12:06.000 So here's my take on...

00:12:07.000 So just to remind you what we're trying to do with this Thursday thing.

00:12:13.000 It's not illegal.

00:12:14.000 You're not going to jail.

00:12:15.000 It's sort of like when Dante, Nier, and I first came up with no wanks.

00:12:18.000 You can wank.

00:12:19.000 You just try to keep it to a minimum.

00:12:21.000 And I think this is kind of a revolutionary concept, by the way.

00:12:25.000 Like, you should read books, right?

00:12:30.000 You don't got to read every book like it's in a high school book report from front page to last page.

00:12:36.000 Don't miss a page.

00:12:37.000 You can fuck around.

00:12:39.000 You can read a little bit of one book, throw it away, read some other, of another book.

00:12:43.000 I actually like this about PETA, believe it or not.

00:12:45.000 PETA's like, you don't need to be a vegan, just try to eat less meat.

00:12:49.000 Now, obviously, PETA's retarded. 1.00

00:12:50.000 They kill millions of dogs with their bullshit. 0.52

00:12:53.000 But I like the concept of, and it's kind of a Catholic concept where you don't have to be perfect.

00:12:58.000 We're not saying all or nothing, Which is what the left does.

00:13:01.000 You're 100% with us or 100% against us.

00:13:04.000 I'm not saying that.

00:13:05.000 Just try to be better.

00:13:07.000 And you don't even have to be better all week.

00:13:09.000 Thursdays, we're going to try to avoid our phones just as a silly social experiment.

00:13:16.000 Now, I started today looking at my phone for an hour from 8.30 to 9.30 because I forgot that today was the day.

00:13:26.000 And then I went, oh, fuck shit.

00:13:28.000 And I put it down.

00:13:29.000 And I got to say, even that moment I put it down, I was like, let's start the day.

00:13:37.000 And I started like cooking, coming up with shit.

00:13:41.000 I built some shelves in my son's room.

00:13:44.000 I built some stowage for Stowe.

00:13:47.000 He has a sloth named Stowey.

00:13:49.000 So I built him a round shelf that looks pretty bad because I'm not a good carpenter.

00:13:55.000 But like, I don't know.

00:13:56.000 And another thing I noticed about today was it was long as shit.

00:14:00.000 Long?

00:14:01.000 Yeah.

00:14:02.000 Oh, boy.

00:14:03.000 Not boring.

00:14:04.000 I'm not saying like, oh, fuck.

00:14:06.000 But like, the day, when you look at your phone every time you're remotely bored, the day compacts.

00:14:13.000 And when you take that out and you can sit and stare, I don't know, it adds like a few hours to the day.

00:14:19.000 Yeah.

00:14:21.000 So what did you do, Maddie?

00:14:23.000 I slept late.

00:14:26.000 Did you avoid your phone today?

00:14:29.000 When you texted me that, yeah.

00:14:31.000 Because I didn't get the memo.

00:14:33.000 So yeah, I was getting a tattoo when you sent me.

00:14:37.000 I said, I'm getting a tattoo right now.

00:14:39.000 Talk to you later.

00:14:40.000 And what's your tattoo, a swastika?

00:14:42.000 No, no, no.

00:14:43.000 It's the German eagle.

00:14:45.000 No, no, no.

00:14:46.000 Not the warbird.

00:14:48.000 It's that bald chick. 1.00

00:14:49.000 What's your name?

00:14:49.000 Ayana Presley?

00:14:51.000 No.

00:14:52.000 It's Ivana Trump.

00:14:53.000 Let's keep going.

00:14:53.000 Oh, she depends on the suit piece.

00:14:55.000 It's a combination of Ivanka Trump and Ayana Presley. 0.72

00:15:00.000 No, it's a traditional style tattoo, like old school.

00:15:05.000 It's a rope noose, and it has a banner wrapped around it.

00:15:09.000 It says, we had it all.

00:15:10.000 And the rope's broken.

00:15:12.000 And it's saying that we blew it.

00:15:14.000 We blew it.

00:15:15.000 I blew it.

00:15:16.000 After 50 years, I blew it.

00:15:19.000 So I went into our other pub, not the main pub, today.

00:15:24.000 We won't name names.

00:15:26.000 And they go, Maddie just left.

00:15:28.000 And I'm like, fuck.

00:15:31.000 Well, how bad can it be?

00:15:32.000 Okay.

00:15:32.000 Our chiropractor friend walks in.

00:15:35.000 Oh, boy.

00:15:35.000 With his Down syndrome daughter.

00:15:38.000 She was the most normal and intelligent person in the bar.

00:15:43.000 We talk for a second.

00:15:44.000 The chiropractor proceeds to tell me about Joe Tonelli's bladder cancer.

00:15:49.000 Oh, yeah, I've got pictures.

00:15:50.000 His wife's meniscus surgery on her knee, which is like, dude, I don't care if Joe dies, I don't care if your wife dies.

00:15:56.000 I hear you.

00:15:57.000 But you have pictures of what, Joe's bladder surgery?

00:16:00.000 Well, he's got his catheter and all these tubes.

00:16:02.000 Oh, he's showing his dick, right?

00:16:04.000 I don't have a dick pic.

00:16:06.000 He sent people a picture of his dick with a catheter in it.

00:16:09.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:16:10.000 What?

00:16:12.000 So that was painful.

00:16:14.000 And then Linda, who I'm trying to get on this show, she comes in and there's an Eastern European dude there who is like, we're having a beer?

00:16:24.000 That's great.

00:16:25.000 I love to drink a beer.

00:16:27.000 And Linda shows up and she goes, hi, are you having a beer?

00:16:31.000 Like, it was beyond Howard Stern Wackpack.

00:16:34.000 Yeah.

00:16:35.000 Every single person there was garbage.

00:16:39.000 The Eastern European guy? 0.83

00:16:40.000 Yeah.

00:16:41.000 And then when the, when the chiropractor's Down syndrome daughter, you know how like they're sort of like kids, so they hit you a lot?

00:16:48.000 Like, get out of here, you. 0.72

00:16:50.000 So he goes, this is my daughter.

00:16:52.000 We were shopping and she goes, bonk. 0.88

00:16:54.000 Because she's trying to socialize and be like, get out of here, dad. 1.00

00:16:57.000 Yeah.

00:16:57.000 So he hit her pretty hard.

00:16:58.000 And then the Eastern European goes, guilty conscience. 0.68

00:17:02.000 Oh, boy.

00:17:03.000 It's like, I think you think that's his wife because you can't see her face.

00:17:07.000 And you mean guilty conscience.

00:17:10.000 And you're totally misreading this whole scenario.

00:17:13.000 This is a young girl, not a young girl, maybe a 30-year-old with Down syndrome trying to socialize and not quite getting the cues.

00:17:20.000 And you're getting the cues way worse than her.

00:17:23.000 So then Linda comes in and she goes, hi, you having a beer?

00:17:28.000 Oh, okay.

00:17:29.000 And he's like, I'm having part of a beer.

00:17:32.000 Like, it was beyond fucking whackpack. 0.96

00:17:35.000 And she goes, oh, I'm thinking of heading to the city.

00:17:40.000 And I go, Linda, Linda, are you coming on the show tonight?

00:17:43.000 I'm trying to get her on the show.

00:17:44.000 And she goes, yeah, I mean, I have various appointments, various appointments in the city.

00:17:50.000 I might take the train.

00:17:51.000 I might take a taxi.

00:17:52.000 And I go, what are you going to the city for?

00:17:56.000 Oh, I have various appointments, but they're not strict.

00:17:59.000 They don't really care about the time.

00:18:00.000 They're all over the city.

00:18:02.000 It's various doctors.

00:18:03.000 I don't mean to interject, but I just received a text from Miami Mike who says that she just whipped her tits out. 1.00

00:18:11.000 What?

00:18:13.000 Yeah.

00:18:14.000 I'm going to have to break the code here.

00:18:17.000 He goes.

00:18:19.000 Homegirl just whipped her tits out. 1.00

00:18:24.000 All right, Ted.

00:18:28.000 Right after the pineapple conversation, yeah.

00:18:30.000 Wow.

00:18:31.000 That was 8-11.

00:18:33.000 Look at that big ass. 1.00

00:18:34.000 Look at that big, juicy booty. 1.00

00:18:38.000 We're going to have him on the show tomorrow, by the way, explaining that.

00:18:41.000 Alex Stein?

00:18:42.000 Yeah, Alex Stein.

00:18:44.000 I love that.

00:18:44.000 He's meeting Marjorie Taylor Greene right now, so he can't be on the show.

00:18:48.000 But she said, I have various appointments around the city with doctors, and they're sort of scared of COVID.

00:18:55.000 So I might take a train and I might go at a time.

00:18:57.000 But did you know there's medical refuse and various bio-waste that they put on the train on the chairs?

00:19:04.000 What?

00:19:05.000 Like, miscarriages?

00:19:07.000 What are you talking about?

00:19:09.000 Medical refuse.

00:19:10.000 She just whipped her hits up. 1.00

00:19:12.000 What are you talking about?

00:19:14.000 I never saw her as that kind of crazy.

00:19:16.000 Anyway, so she goes, well, if you want me to come on the show, text me.

00:19:19.000 Text me.

00:19:20.000 And I go, okay.

00:19:21.000 So I'm sitting right next to her.

00:19:22.000 And I go, come on the show tonight, 7.30, I'll pick you up, drive to the Bronx, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:28.000 And I can hear her going, bloop, bloop, on Her phone, and then I did something crazy.

00:19:33.000 I go, see, I just texted you, and I show her my phone.

00:19:38.000 Dude, she's in my phone as crazy lady from the bar. 1.00

00:19:42.000 Oh my god, nice.

00:19:44.000 Did she pick up on it?

00:19:45.000 What's that?

00:19:46.000 Say that again?

00:19:47.000 I don't think so.

00:19:49.000 I don't think that she can pick up anything.

00:19:53.000 Holy shit.

00:19:55.000 Possible.

00:19:55.000 So now she's in my phone as Linda, smart person from the bar.

00:20:00.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:20:01.000 I'm tempted to go get her now. 0.70

00:20:03.000 Please, it's a fucking joke.

00:20:06.000 No.

00:20:08.000 She'd be here for like 10 minutes and be like, I can't have that. 1.00

00:20:10.000 Okay, bye.

00:20:11.000 See you later.

00:20:12.000 Leave. 0.99

00:20:13.000 She is certifiably.

00:20:15.000 In New York State, she's what they would call straight 730. 0.98

00:20:18.000 Her brain is just.

00:20:20.000 The wires are frazzled.

00:20:23.000 Like, nothing makes any sense.

00:20:25.000 So have you been in a taxi recently?

00:20:27.000 Yeah.

00:20:28.000 Not really.

00:20:29.000 I take Ubers or I take the train.

00:20:31.000 I can't remember when I was last in a taxi.

00:20:33.000 A few years ago, I guess.

00:20:34.000 Taxis are kind of over in New York.

00:20:37.000 It's like, oh, did you know?

00:20:39.000 I mean, you can have an app where they show up anywhere.

00:20:42.000 They show up up in the Bronx anywhere.

00:20:45.000 No, that's not true.

00:20:46.000 You're not going to summon a fucking New York taxi up in like Westchester.

00:20:51.000 Hey, no.

00:20:55.000 Yeah, I can't wait to be after the show and find out what that was all about.

00:21:00.000 She pulled her tits out. 1.00

00:21:01.000 I actually looked at her tits today, and they are about here. 1.00

00:21:05.000 She's probably 55. 0.89

00:21:07.000 I don't know how.

00:21:08.000 She's in her late 50s, early 60s.

00:21:11.000 Yeah.

00:21:12.000 And she's dirty. 1.00

00:21:13.000 Call Miami.

00:21:15.000 Okay.

00:21:16.000 Let's do it right now.

00:21:18.000 Yeah.

00:21:19.000 Wait, did I send you that rapist?

00:21:23.000 Let's call both rapists. 0.64

00:21:25.000 Miami Mike.

00:21:27.000 I don't think you could say that.

00:21:28.000 Just kidding.

00:21:32.000 Did the girl live here as well?

00:21:34.000 Yes, but she's fine.

00:21:35.000 Everything that they're saying against him is a lie.

00:21:38.000 Okay.

00:21:39.000 And the child, are you related to her or her mother?

00:21:42.000 She's my daughter.

00:21:44.000 The woman who refused to provide her name and conceal her face states that she has not filed charges against the 27-year-old Gerson Fuentes.

00:21:51.000 No relation to Nick?

00:21:52.000 Who is charged with rape.

00:21:54.000 Per the authorities, she's confessed to having vaginal contact on at least two weeks with the girl who recently turned 10.

00:22:01.000 Diece.

00:22:02.000 Therefore, it's estimated that she may have been nine years old, Nueve, when she was raped and then became pregnante.

00:22:08.000 I don't believe it.

00:22:09.000 I think the authorities, instead of the FBI, whatever, instead of saying we're going to kill you if you don't make this guy a rapist, they just offered them $10,000.

00:22:20.000 And they said, look, here's the deal.

00:22:22.000 It'll be off the news cycle in a couple weeks.

00:22:24.000 They didn't explain it very well, but they said, here's $10,000.

00:22:31.000 Take this.

00:22:32.000 We're going to deport your husband.

00:22:34.000 And then he can come back through the border whenever he wants.

00:22:39.000 Don't talk to the media.

00:22:41.000 And they're going to say horrible things about him.

00:22:44.000 Horrible things.

00:22:46.000 Those are lies.

00:22:47.000 Those guys are liars.

00:22:49.000 And that's all they said.

00:22:50.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.000 And she's like, okay, we'll take that $10,000.

00:22:54.000 Okay.

00:22:55.000 Now Biden is no longer a liar.

00:22:58.000 We have our 10 pounds of flesh.

00:23:00.000 So what happened to the doctors that she went to?

00:23:03.000 Why are they being held responsible?

00:23:05.000 Because they told the truth.

00:23:07.000 As far as this story goes, we got the bad guy.

00:23:10.000 Oh, you're right, though.

00:23:12.000 Their job is to file a complaint immediately.

00:23:15.000 And they're coming there.

00:23:16.000 Immediately, not weeks later.

00:23:18.000 They're mandatory reporters.

00:23:22.000 That's bullshit.

00:23:23.000 Someone's been bugging me.

00:23:25.000 CPS would have been called.

00:23:26.000 The kid would have been taken away.

00:23:27.000 I know what it is.

00:23:28.000 I'm sorry.

00:23:29.000 This has been bugging me.

00:23:30.000 I'm a physician.

00:23:32.000 I just remember two weeks ago a nine-year-old came in here had been raped.

00:23:35.000 She just turned 10.

00:23:36.000 And she was pregnant.

00:23:37.000 And I forgot to call the authorities.

00:23:41.000 Anybody in the emergency room or doctor's office is mandatory has to report that.

00:23:46.000 A pregnant 10-year-old walks into your office and you're like, get in line, bitch. 1.00

00:23:51.000 Yeah.

00:23:52.000 More of that normal shit that I deal with every day.

00:23:55.000 I would faint.

00:23:57.000 I would start screaming and then I would faint.

00:24:00.000 And then after the smelling salts, I'd come to and go, 901.

00:24:05.000 Then I would start crying.

00:24:07.000 I wouldn't be like, whatever.

00:24:09.000 Like if you showed up at the hospital with a stab wound or a gunshot, they're calling the cops immediately.

00:24:15.000 Immediately.

00:24:16.000 Immediately.

00:24:17.000 If a 10-year-old girl walks into a fucking doctor's GY OBGYN or emergency room or a doctor immediately. 0.97

00:24:25.000 That's the million-dollar question here.

00:24:28.000 Like CP, like chopping services, everyone's getting called.

00:24:31.000 Why did we not hear about this guy until after Biden was called a liar?

00:24:36.000 Because it's fucking bullshit.

00:24:37.000 It's bullshit.

00:24:39.000 I'm sorry.

00:24:40.000 I'm trying to be non-conspiracy Jones, but it's not happening.

00:24:46.000 Kind of like Russian collusion.

00:24:49.000 I'm sorry.

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00:25:23.000 I wish the Federal Reserve was contingent on precious metals.

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00:25:52.000 I hate this fucking shit.

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00:27:02.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

00:27:10.000 Did you show the clip?

00:27:11.000 Yeah, you showed the clip, right?

00:27:12.000 I did.

00:27:12.000 See, see.

00:27:14.000 I want to show you what I did with no phones.

00:27:16.000 Maddie, though it was late in the day, how was your no phones day?

00:27:24.000 When I got the message, I stopped using it.

00:27:27.000 And I got here tonight at like 7.30.

00:27:31.000 And I was like, oh, where's the boss?

00:27:34.000 And I was like, I don't know.

00:27:36.000 I can't call him.

00:27:39.000 I mean, it was good.

00:27:40.000 I mean, I've been riding my bike the last couple of weeks, so I've been kind of off the.

00:27:45.000 Oh, and you're weird on your bike, right?

00:27:47.000 You don't listen to anything.

00:27:48.000 No.

00:27:49.000 You just, even if it's a 16-hour drive, you just go.

00:27:52.000 I like to listen to the bike and the road and what's around me.

00:27:56.000 I saw some black gangster with like a gold, you know, Nazi motorcycle helmet. 0.80

00:28:01.000 You know, those ones?

00:28:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:03.000 And he's on a dirt bike.

00:28:05.000 And I was like, you know, the wave we all do?

00:28:08.000 I was like, I don't feel like giving you the wave.

00:28:10.000 And then I realized he doesn't know the wave culture.

00:28:14.000 Probably not.

00:28:14.000 He's not doing the wave.

00:28:17.000 They're not part of society, these wheelie fucking dirt bike dudes. 0.97

00:28:23.000 You know, people outside of society.

00:28:26.000 They don't like us.

00:28:27.000 And we're the outcasts.

00:28:30.000 The rebels of the hood don't even like the rebels.

00:28:34.000 Hey, I got my big ride coming up.

00:28:38.000 So that's Stowey.

00:28:39.000 I made him a little shelf.

00:28:41.000 Oh, nice.

00:28:42.000 It looks terrible.

00:28:44.000 Well, he's big enough to cover it.

00:28:46.000 That's exactly why.

00:28:48.000 If you look at the other picture, you can see, look how bad that is.

00:28:54.000 That's the sort of...

00:28:55.000 It's definitely not level.

00:28:57.000 It's a quarter of a circle.

00:28:58.000 Yeah, it's not level.

00:29:00.000 It's painted in a really crude way.

00:29:03.000 Looks like shit.

00:29:03.000 But show these other shelves I made.

00:29:06.000 Yeah, and not only did I put the shelves up, that's my son.

00:29:09.000 I made him a little reading nook, which he's using to look at videos.

00:29:13.000 But we got a whole organized thing there with dinosaurs and then cars, baseball trophies.

00:29:19.000 That's the bottom shelf.

00:29:20.000 Top shelf is all superheroes.

00:29:22.000 And then the top, top shelf is like random bric-a-brac that's too small to go on the other shelves.

00:29:27.000 So baseball and then just fictional stuff, like space and dinosaurs and superheroes?

00:29:32.000 Yeah, things that never existed.

00:29:35.000 Hmm.

00:29:36.000 Well, actually, you people believe dinosaurs existed.

00:29:39.000 They were just dragons and they were around for like an hour and a half.

00:29:43.000 Far more likely.

00:29:44.000 Wow.

00:29:46.000 Did you know that, Maddie?

00:29:47.000 That he doesn't believe in dinosaurs, yeah.

00:29:48.000 Correct.

00:29:49.000 He thinks, well, he does believe in dinosaurs.

00:29:51.000 Only what's in the Bible, he said.

00:29:52.000 So he follows the Bible completely literally.

00:29:55.000 Right.

00:29:56.000 And Earth is 3,000 years old.

00:29:59.000 And dinosaurs did exist, but they were dragons and stuff.

00:30:05.000 Like the Lakshmi.

00:30:06.000 Do they mention dragons in the Bible?

00:30:08.000 I don't think so.

00:30:10.000 I think they did.

00:30:11.000 I think there is a weird giant lizard.

00:30:14.000 And there's maps, too, where they have dragons on the maps.

00:30:17.000 They have paintings from the Shaws.

00:30:18.000 There's maps in the Bible?

00:30:19.000 No, no, no.

00:30:20.000 Just throughout history.

00:30:21.000 Right.

00:30:22.000 Matty was talking about the Bible.

00:30:24.000 Right.

00:30:24.000 The good book.

00:30:27.000 But there's big giants in the Bible.

00:30:29.000 So where are those giant bones?

00:30:30.000 The Anunnaki. 0.99

00:30:31.000 They're hidden.

00:30:32.000 The Smithsonian hides them.

00:30:34.000 The Nephilim. 0.75

00:30:36.000 And as I've said many times, my good friend Yona, very intelligent lawyer, smart guy, believes this shit.

00:30:48.000 And he sent me a video.

00:30:49.000 He made me watch.

00:30:51.000 What's it called?

00:30:52.000 Dinosaurs or dinosaurs are dragons or something like that?

00:30:55.000 Dinosaurs are dragons.

00:30:58.000 There's more crazies now than there have ever been.

00:31:01.000 And with all due respect to my good friend who doesn't believe in dinosaurs, and I don't mean Ryan, he's not my good friend.

00:31:07.000 I'm a great friend.

00:31:10.000 Like, flat Earth wasn't a thing.

00:31:12.000 People go, the common misunderstanding, and this is up there with we stole the land from the Indians and then we used slaves to buy, to build society.

00:31:21.000 The common misunderstanding is that everyone believed there was flat Earth and then Galileo came along and said, no, it's spherical and they threw him in jail.

00:31:29.000 No, Galileo said, maybe everything revolves around the sun.

00:31:35.000 Everyone believed planets were spherical.

00:31:37.000 You know why?

00:31:38.000 Because they had eyeballs and they saw the fucking moon.

00:31:43.000 So Galileo has nothing to do with flat Earth.

00:31:46.000 That's not a thing.

00:31:47.000 No one believed in flat Earth.

00:31:49.000 It was a few crazies in the cave days, like seven guys during cave days.

00:31:54.000 Now, everyone believes in flat Earth.

00:31:57.000 You have thousands and thousands of people that believe there's this massive conspiracy.

00:32:02.000 The Earth is actually shaped like a contact lens.

00:32:05.000 And there's a whole myriad of other planets that are shaped like that.

00:32:11.000 And for some strange reason, they don't want us to travel and know this.

00:32:16.000 There's been no evidence of, or sorry, no even theory on why we're not allowed to know that, you know.

00:32:24.000 What happens with the water?

00:32:27.000 What do you mean?

00:32:27.000 Does the ocean just never ending, keep replenishing?

00:32:30.000 No, it's not a cliff.

00:32:31.000 It's a contact lens.

00:32:32.000 It's like an upside-down frisbee.

00:32:34.000 Oh, it's concave.

00:32:35.000 Yeah, it's a little plate.

00:32:36.000 Oh.

00:32:37.000 And then there's another plate over there, and they're separated by snow.

00:32:40.000 I haven't really delved into the flat earther.

00:32:44.000 Yeah, I saw a great documentary about it where they debunked themselves in the documentary, but they were like, let's keep going.

00:32:50.000 This is too fun.

00:32:53.000 But do you believe the earth is flat, Ryan?

00:32:56.000 I don't believe anything.

00:32:57.000 I don't believe anything.

00:32:59.000 That's an interesting take.

00:33:00.000 Copped out.

00:33:01.000 So here's one of the theories that it's like this, and then this ice wall, and then it's like ice all around.

00:33:08.000 So we're on a larger ball, probably, maybe.

00:33:11.000 But wait, that's all blue.

00:33:13.000 Shouldn't that be white? 0.97

00:33:14.000 Yeah, I think that's just the end of it.

00:33:16.000 So they always say there's like military guys to stop you.

00:33:19.000 What's their motive?

00:33:21.000 Like, why do they care?

00:33:22.000 I don't know.

00:33:23.000 Yeah.

00:33:24.000 That's crazy.

00:33:25.000 That's the problem here.

00:33:27.000 The motive.

00:33:28.000 Well, I think an easy motive that people don't mention, and I think it's kind of silly, it's like, well, why?

00:33:33.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:33:34.000 Yep.

00:33:34.000 Ryan's about to say one of the most retarded things you've ever heard in your life.

00:33:37.000 Oh, it's a go ahead.

00:33:39.000 The theory that I think makes the most sense would be that there's way more real estate outside of this, and only the people that can afford to go out there can harvest.

00:33:50.000 Real estate.

00:33:52.000 And then also, picture, let's say there's a big globe Earth, right?

00:33:56.000 Or something.

00:33:56.000 And it's all made of ice.

00:33:58.000 But there's a sun and a moon, and the sun is melting these ice patches.

00:34:02.000 And it's what's causing us to thrive and stuff like that.

00:34:05.000 But I don't actually believe that, but that's like one of the things.

00:34:07.000 What does Bill Gates own?

00:34:09.000 He owns like 600,000 acres of farmland in America.

00:34:13.000 If you're rich, there's no limit to how much land you can own.

00:34:17.000 We're not running out of land.

00:34:19.000 Here's another question that got brought up in my D ⁇ D group that I just made on Discord.

00:34:24.000 It's closed, so you can't join it.

00:34:26.000 Oh, fuck.

00:34:27.000 I can't join your D ⁇ D Discord.

00:34:30.000 Thanks a lot, God.

00:34:31.000 Well, don't blame God.

00:34:33.000 I mean, I'm the one constructing the whole thing.

00:34:35.000 He made you, though.

00:34:36.000 He made some random tourist nip fuck a Puerto Rican and then skip town. 0.99

00:34:41.000 That was his plan.

00:34:43.000 Anyway, so.

00:34:44.000 Wait, why is Tim Poole so hurt by the fact that Ryan's father abandoned him?

00:34:49.000 I don't know if I reacted in a hurt way.

00:34:51.000 He seemed really crushed.

00:34:53.000 How?

00:34:53.000 That Ryan's father doesn't love him.

00:34:55.000 Because this is me in slow motion, what I did.

00:34:57.000 I did this.

00:34:58.000 Wait, why is your voice slipping into Ryan's voice?

00:35:01.000 That's what I did in slow motion.

00:35:02.000 So it was just like looking to the right.

00:35:04.000 Anyway, somebody's like.

00:35:05.000 Anyways.

00:35:06.000 Besides Steve Jobs, how many elites do you know die of cancer?

00:35:11.000 Name one.

00:35:14.000 I don't.

00:35:15.000 I would say all of them.

00:35:17.000 Like, do you think Klaus Schwab will ever die of cancer?

00:35:20.000 Wait, will?

00:35:21.000 What?

00:35:22.000 Now you have to go back over dead elites and tell me their death.

00:35:26.000 Old dead elites.

00:35:27.000 Who are old dead elites?

00:35:28.000 What's a dead elite?

00:35:29.000 Like one of the elite puppet masters.

00:35:31.000 Like, you know, like tell me one.

00:35:33.000 Like, like Bill Clinton.

00:35:34.000 Try me an elite, a dead elite, and tell me what he died of.

00:35:38.000 We'll look it up.

00:35:39.000 We'll check it out.

00:35:40.000 They're not even dead.

00:35:40.000 They're immortal.

00:35:42.000 I mean, I'm just saying that there's probably a cure for cancer out there and they have it because they're elite, you know?

00:35:46.000 And they only just put it on a surface.

00:35:48.000 There's a lot of 120-year-old elites.

00:35:50.000 Yeah.

00:35:51.000 The whole concept, maybe I'm naive, but when I think of elites, I think of like boomers, some of the greatest generation.

00:35:58.000 I don't really think of dead people.

00:36:00.000 Like, what about Rothschild?

00:36:04.000 You know, the Rothschilds?

00:36:05.000 Because they invented the banking system.

00:36:07.000 Yeah.

00:36:07.000 Are they dead?

00:36:08.000 What did they die of?

00:36:11.000 What age did they die at?

00:36:12.000 Let's look it up.

00:36:14.000 Okay.

00:36:14.000 Maybe they love.

00:36:15.000 Rockefeller.

00:36:16.000 The guy behind Chase Bank.

00:36:18.000 Definitely not cancer.

00:36:19.000 J.P. Morgan.

00:36:20.000 J.P. Morgan.

00:36:20.000 What did J.P. Morgan die of?

00:36:24.000 These are all heart attacks.

00:36:26.000 Rothschild.

00:36:27.000 Let's see, J.P. Morgan.

00:36:31.000 Conspiracy theories are good and bad.

00:36:34.000 I like people to be skeptical as shit.

00:36:37.000 A stroke.

00:36:38.000 This guy died of a stroke.

00:36:39.000 J.P. Morgan.

00:36:41.000 Okay, J.P. Morgan died of a stroke.

00:36:43.000 Now, Vanderbilt, well, that's pre-cancer, isn't it?

00:36:45.000 Vanderbilt?

00:36:46.000 That's pre-cancer.

00:36:47.000 Here's the other thing, too.

00:36:48.000 Pre-cancer?

00:36:50.000 We didn't diagnose cancer.

00:36:52.000 Or autism, yeah, yeah.

00:36:54.000 So people say cancer cases are going through the roof.

00:36:58.000 Yeah, because we didn't diagnose it.

00:37:00.000 Same with ADHD.

00:37:03.000 Did autism actually come out of nowhere?

00:37:05.000 Did that actually pop up, or was that a undiagnosed thing?

00:37:08.000 Like, I feel like nobody had autism.

00:37:12.000 I remember there being retards and Down center people. 1.00

00:37:15.000 No offense.

00:37:16.000 You're bald.

00:37:19.000 Well, we got mad at.

00:37:20.000 We got mad at that.

00:37:22.000 All the other stuff, he was chill.

00:37:25.000 I died of exhaustion.

00:37:27.000 Fuck all.

00:37:28.000 You know what?

00:37:29.000 Another thing about 1877, I call bullshit on your diagnoses.

00:37:35.000 You died of metastasized cancer, but we didn't know what it was.

00:37:38.000 We're like, oh, you were really tired.

00:37:40.000 He was on all of his ships.

00:37:43.000 You doubt their diagnoses?

00:37:44.000 I doubt the diagnosors.

00:37:47.000 Okay?

00:37:47.000 Listen, man.

00:37:50.000 All right, let's open the phone line to calls and cut out the freeloaders. 0.92

00:37:55.000 Wait, did you just say Dallas?

00:38:01.000 We go live.

00:38:15.000 That's...

00:38:16.000 Did you make that?

00:38:17.000 I made the music, but City Inquiry, the guy who makes all the backgrounds, made it.

00:38:20.000 You made the song?

00:38:21.000 I didn't make the song.

00:38:22.000 I played it.

00:38:23.000 Let me see if there's actual...

00:38:24.000 Wait, so you...

00:38:25.000 There's no sound to it, so I just put a dope-ass Fallout Boy song.

00:38:29.000 Yeah, there's no such thing as a dope-ass Fallout Boy song.

00:38:33.000 You got me.

00:38:33.000 Oh, that's the name of the tour now?

00:38:35.000 The Cognitive Cog Boy.

00:38:36.000 Cognitive Dissidence.

00:38:38.000 I'm very happy with it.

00:38:40.000 It's very clever.

00:38:40.000 It's a nice ass graphic.

00:38:42.000 Dallas, Texas.

00:38:44.000 This guy makes graphics to the fuck on.

00:38:46.000 I don't even know what that means.

00:38:47.000 I'm going to go down to Dealey Plaza.

00:38:49.000 Oh, yeah, creepy.

00:38:51.000 Wait, we should go there.

00:38:54.000 One thing I noticed last time I was in Dallas is everyone has fake tits. 1.00

00:39:00.000 That oil.

00:39:01.000 Middle-class woman, white trash, rich woman, white, black. 1.00

00:39:06.000 Everyone has fake tits. 1.00

00:39:07.000 I hate fake tits. 1.00

00:39:08.000 I fucking hate fake tits. 1.00

00:39:10.000 It's like fake flowers.

00:39:11.000 It's like cologne.

00:39:12.000 I don't think I've ever met.

00:39:13.000 I don't think I've ever met fake tits ever. 1.00

00:39:15.000 Oh, I dated a girl with fake tits, and she sat me down and had a long conversation about how I have to pay more attention to her breasts. 1.00

00:39:22.000 Oh, jeez.

00:39:23.000 Because I'd been ignoring them.

00:39:24.000 She was right.

00:39:25.000 I was ignoring them.

00:39:27.000 Yeah, how would you feel?

00:39:27.000 They were hard as rocks.

00:39:29.000 And I found out later that she used to be fat and she lost a bunch of weight, so she felt like her tits were too droopy after losing the weight. 1.00

00:39:38.000 I'm like, bring back the droopers.

00:39:41.000 Oh, boy.

00:39:42.000 Fucking bring me the droopers.

00:39:44.000 And an implant?

00:39:46.000 What?

00:39:46.000 She had a reduction?

00:39:48.000 No.

00:39:48.000 Just had an implant.

00:39:50.000 No, I don't know.

00:39:51.000 It's just...

00:39:54.000 They were hanging down.

00:39:56.000 If you're over 26, you love a droop.

00:40:00.000 Give me some droop.

00:40:02.000 I want four pencils.

00:40:03.000 I could handle...

00:40:04.000 As long as it doesn't touch your waistline, we're in business.

00:40:10.000 It's all in the armpit anyway when they lay down.

00:40:12.000 Yeah.

00:40:13.000 They talk about bombing abortion clinics.

00:40:15.000 We should bomb breast reduction clinics. 1.00

00:40:17.000 Allegedly.

00:40:18.000 Just kidding, FBI.

00:40:20.000 That was close.

00:40:21.000 We're not really.

00:40:22.000 You're a good joke.

00:40:22.000 I got to tell the FBI.

00:40:23.000 I'm kidding.

00:40:24.000 I joke.

00:40:25.000 I joke.

00:40:26.000 Yeah, maybe the FBI's job is to kill all of our jokes.

00:40:31.000 Operation stop them from saying funny shit.

00:40:34.000 So now we're about to go behind the paywall, but we're also doing the live chat.

00:40:41.000 We have a super chat here where we take money.

00:40:43.000 100% of it goes to Max and John.

00:40:45.000 I have no idea how much money we've raised.

00:40:48.000 I'm going to say five grand.

00:40:50.000 Here we go.

00:40:51.000 Question for Maddie regarding the recent shitty kitchen episode. 0.96

00:40:55.000 Were you born a poor black child or did I learn to, quote unquote, wash chicken somewhere else?

00:41:01.000 I've never seen a white person do it.

00:41:02.000 Food looks banging, by the way.

00:41:04.000 Any chance of you catering the cognitive dissonance to her?

00:41:07.000 Best regards, Ben Gro.

00:41:09.000 All right, Ben.

00:41:11.000 I don't know.

00:41:12.000 I just wash chicken.

00:41:13.000 Not smart.

00:41:14.000 I've just, you know, I don't go crazy, like, scrub it or anything.

00:41:18.000 Just give it a quick rinse off, pat it dry.

00:41:21.000 So that's clearly a black man, and he's impressed that you wash chicken. 0.95

00:41:26.000 What?

00:41:27.000 I'm black from the waist down.

00:41:30.000 And your impulse control?

00:41:33.000 I have poor impulse control.

00:41:35.000 Poor consequential thinking.

00:41:37.000 So we take these super chats, we give the money to Max and John.

00:41:40.000 They're getting out in about nine months, eight months now.

00:41:45.000 Oh, my Mets bet's doing pretty well, by the way.

00:41:48.000 Coming back up.

00:41:48.000 I think I'm back up to $1,000.

00:41:50.000 National setups.

00:41:51.000 They are still fourth in the entire MLB.

00:41:54.000 Is that rare at this point?

00:41:56.000 What?

00:41:56.000 Is that rare at this point?

00:41:57.000 This is before they drop off.

00:41:58.000 Oh, the Mets would be down in the fucking dumps usually at this time of year.

00:42:04.000 Damn.

00:42:04.000 Yeah, the fact that they're in the top five is insane.

00:42:08.000 Insane.

00:42:09.000 And it's kind of indicative of what's going on in America here.

00:42:14.000 Because they were led by what's called the Tampon family, and they were fucking up the team, Will Pons. 0.97

00:42:22.000 And they got a new guy, some rich Jew, who said, I'm going to be smart about this. 0.89

00:42:26.000 And he saved the team.

00:42:28.000 Now they're in the top five.

00:42:29.000 And that's what's going on with Joe Biden.

00:42:31.000 Look at our awesome Joe Biden quote shirts we're selling.

00:42:35.000 Joe Biden is hiring people, or whoever controls him, is hiring people based on how female they are, how black they are.

00:42:43.000 And his administration is a fucking shit show.

00:42:45.000 There's a great article in the Post today about how all the people in charge of our economy, your economy, my economy, Maddie's economy, Ryan's gas, everyone's shit is totally inexperienced,

00:43:02.000 totally incompetent.

00:43:03.000 In the Trump years, Trump himself has like 42 years of business experience.

00:43:10.000 His administration's median business experience was approximately 12, 13 years.

00:43:16.000 This administration, the median experience is O Zero.

00:43:23.000 There's that weird black woman who looks like a cockroach. 1.00

00:43:26.000 Jesus.

00:43:27.000 There's some fucking community organizer. 0.99

00:43:30.000 All of their experiences in government and community organizing.

00:43:33.000 Zero in economics.

00:43:35.000 Zero.

00:43:36.000 I want a guy who has five McDonald's under him.

00:43:40.000 Yeah.

00:43:42.000 That's who you want to do shit. 0.75

00:43:43.000 Like when we were shooting the fucking censored live show, you want a guy with like white hair who's fat and bored and has a love. 0.58

00:43:55.000 You don't want young people doing this shit.

00:43:58.000 You don't want inexperienced people.

00:44:00.000 Like that's the beauty of Western culture.

00:44:03.000 You get someone who's been doing this shit, whether it's investing, cutting hair, bartending, designing entire cities.

00:44:13.000 You want someone who's been doing it for 20 years.

00:44:15.000 That's the way it works.

00:44:16.000 Not interns.

00:44:18.000 Not interns.

00:44:19.000 Can you find that article, Ryan?

00:44:22.000 What are you fucking doing?

00:44:23.000 Nose beers over there?

00:44:25.000 No, I was just...

00:44:27.000 I had a little, I don't even know what it's called.

00:44:29.000 Boogie, like a boogie?

00:44:31.000 You had a boogie?

00:44:32.000 I just, like, sucked it up.

00:44:33.000 Well, if you have a booger, you go like this.

00:44:34.000 No, I don't peck.

00:44:35.000 That's it.

00:44:36.000 I shouldn't hear.

00:44:36.000 No, that's gross.

00:44:38.000 That's gross.

00:44:38.000 I'll admit the sound is gross, but picking around there.

00:44:41.000 So the way you deal with boogers is you make the same sound as you do in cocaine. 0.99

00:44:46.000 Yes.

00:44:48.000 You inhale your boogers.

00:44:49.000 Well, no, it's just like a little mucus.

00:44:51.000 You just kick it back.

00:44:53.000 I guess not mucus, like, not boogers, mucus.

00:44:56.000 All right, find this article, NewYorkPost.com.

00:44:59.000 It's embarrassing.

00:45:00.000 Miranda Devine, who's a gift, a divine gift from Australia, I believe.

00:45:06.000 I don't think women can write. 1.00

00:45:08.000 Generally, they're the worst writers in the world.

00:45:10.000 All of my favorite writers are female.

00:45:13.000 That's not a contradiction.

00:45:15.000 Candice Millard, Ann Coulter, Miranda Devine, Naomi Schaefer Riley, all of my favorite writers are female.

00:45:23.000 Women can't write. 1.00

00:45:25.000 And liberals don't understand that.

00:45:27.000 They're like, that doesn't make sense.

00:45:29.000 Yes, It does.

00:45:32.000 You could say white men can't jump, and your favorite basketball players could be white males. 0.70

00:45:37.000 They're the exceptions to the rule.

00:45:40.000 Okay, look at this fucking article. 0.51

00:45:44.000 Go down a bit.

00:45:45.000 We're at 9.1%.

00:45:47.000 Look at this fucking fool.

00:45:50.000 Zoom out a little tiny.

00:45:54.000 So, obviously, the inflation problem is excessive fiscal stimulus, meaning printing money like it's garbage.

00:46:01.000 Zimbabwe ways, where we're going to have a fucking $1,000 bill soon.

00:46:07.000 But look at this.

00:46:08.000 Treasury Secretary Janet Yalen has zero business experience, having spent her entire life in academia and government.

00:46:15.000 That might explain why she was in denial about inflation for so long.

00:46:19.000 Keep going down?

00:46:22.000 Look at her.

00:46:23.000 And remember, who was it, AOC or someone?

00:46:26.000 Or Hillary Clinton was asked about the economy?

00:46:29.000 And they go, well, we have a woman running the Federal Reserve. 1.00

00:46:33.000 That's something.

00:46:34.000 What?

00:46:35.000 This is the cockroach woman I talk about. 1.00

00:46:37.000 Doesn't she look like a bug? 1.00

00:46:38.000 I knew that was the cockroach woman. 1.00

00:46:40.000 Cecilia Rouse.

00:46:41.000 She is the chair of the Council of Economic Advisors.

00:46:46.000 She is in control of our economy.

00:46:50.000 Business experience?

00:46:52.000 Fuck all.

00:46:53.000 Zero.

00:46:57.000 We need a glue trap in the White House.

00:47:00.000 It's pretty cool they got that guy from Dead Presidents.

00:47:03.000 Kirby.

00:47:07.000 Kirby's in the cabinet.

00:47:09.000 This woman in bed with China, probably. 0.98

00:47:11.000 That's racist, but it's probably true. 1.00

00:47:13.000 And then this is my favorite.

00:47:15.000 Look at this woman. 1.00

00:47:16.000 What's her name?

00:47:20.000 Shalanda Young has no background in the business world, but look at what she's in charge of. 1.00

00:47:25.000 It might be down a bit.

00:47:26.000 Shalanda Young, who's never done anything businessy in her life.

00:47:30.000 Office of Management and Budget Director.

00:47:32.000 Where is that?

00:47:33.000 Right underneath her picture.

00:47:35.000 Oh, yeah, sorry.

00:47:38.000 Office of Management and Budget Director, controlling America's budget with zero experience in the business world.

00:47:46.000 Oh, that's everyone's the transportation czar.

00:47:50.000 There he is.

00:47:52.000 Alfred E. Newman.

00:47:54.000 Anyway, all right, let's go behind the paywall.

00:47:56.000 But before we do, we're going to read a couple letters and take a couple calls so you can see what Thursday nights are really like here at the Drunken Idiot Festival.

00:48:08.000 You are on the air.

00:48:13.000 You want me to learn, share, listen to understand why.

00:48:16.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:48:18.000 You got one thing.

00:48:19.000 Thank you for calling.

00:48:20.000 It was great to hear from you.

00:48:23.000 All right, next call.

00:48:26.000 Here's a letter called Thinking Men Can Change Their Mind. 0.58

00:48:29.000 Hey, Gavin Ryga, long time viewer and subscriber.

00:48:31.000 Recently, you were talking about how every now and again you learn something new and it changes your mind on said subject.

00:48:37.000 How an honest man may change his whole view when met with new evidence is truth.

00:48:43.000 I believe that too.

00:48:44.000 You're not a real man unless you change your mind about something once a year.

00:48:47.000 Something major.

00:48:49.000 You should always be changing your mind.

00:48:52.000 I mean, you obviously have your foundations.

00:48:54.000 You want to be true to who you are.

00:48:57.000 Like, I will never stop believing in free speech and the Second Amendment.

00:49:01.000 But as far as nuance goes, when you get more information, you have to tweak your thing.

00:49:05.000 That's why debating is so healthy.

00:49:07.000 And that's why the left is outlawed it.

00:49:09.000 Because they don't want to be checked and balanced because they're wrong.

00:49:15.000 I have a BS in criminal justice, blah, blah, blah.

00:49:18.000 I don't care.

00:49:19.000 So where am I going with this?

00:49:20.000 Using NASA's own words, I plan to show one, at a minimum, we didn't go to the moon.

00:49:26.000 Two, the Earth is not what the mainstream tells us as in size and possible shape.

00:49:33.000 I didn't vet these letters.

00:49:35.000 Three, the Earth is a creation, and the sun, moon, and stars revolve around us.

00:49:42.000 Well, we're getting right into the crazy, right out of the gate.

00:49:47.000 I started this research in 2016.

00:49:48.000 In the beginning, I was trying to debunk the whole flat earth concept.

00:49:52.000 If at all possible, leave your cognitive dissonance behind you and seek the truth.

00:49:56.000 I know you are highly intelligent and won't let prior misconceptions hinder your search for truth.

00:50:01.000 See, this is unfortunate because I'm trying to sell sensor.tv to new subscribers, and it looks like the looney bin over here.

00:50:09.000 So here's a quick 30-second vid for the show.

00:50:12.000 Oh, you get hide.

00:50:14.000 So it's a toy model.

00:50:16.000 It's a freaking toy model.

00:50:18.000 You know, this is the shuttle that you think exists, and we got a guy in the background, you know, the guy that runs the model.

00:50:30.000 It's a freaking joke.

00:50:32.000 All right.

00:50:33.000 I guess we'll look into that later.

00:50:36.000 Tell Miami to bring her to the studio right now. 1.00

00:50:40.000 Yeah, you know what's fucking annoying?

00:50:43.000 He was in my phone as Miami Mike, and then this new thing updates it.

00:50:48.000 And now he's like Michael, whatever his real name is, and I don't even know.

00:50:53.000 Like Tommy Fatso Jim, I knew who that was.

00:50:57.000 Now it's Thomas Falticino.

00:51:00.000 I'm like, who the fuck is that?

00:51:02.000 Starts with a V. Oh, yeah.

00:51:05.000 I remember now.

00:51:07.000 That just reminded me of this, though, that.

00:51:10.000 Well, she's probably gone by now, but that's an old. 1.00

00:51:14.000 This is a great channel of how they used to make movies and models for movies and stuff.

00:51:21.000 What's up, Kevin?

00:51:22.000 Hey, man.

00:51:23.000 What's up?

00:51:24.000 Are you still with Crazy Lady?

00:51:26.000 No, no, I left.

00:51:27.000 I went to go walk the dog.

00:51:28.000 She ripped her titties out. 1.00

00:51:29.000 How did she whip? 1.00

00:51:30.000 Like, what was the context to whip her titties out? 0.77

00:51:32.000 I don't know.

00:51:32.000 I came downstairs with the dog, and Donnie and Scotty came running out saying she just ripped her titties out.

00:51:37.000 And Donnie said it was full of moles.

00:51:39.000 Yeah, she's got a lot of skin issues. 1.00

00:51:42.000 Yeah.

00:51:42.000 So she just pulled her tits out, like, at the bar?

00:51:46.000 Yeah.

00:51:46.000 She was sitting at the end.

00:51:47.000 I guess she just ripped her shirt up. 1.00

00:51:49.000 Holy Jesus.

00:51:52.000 What happened?

00:51:53.000 Was she kicked out?

00:51:55.000 No, she was still in there. 0.98

00:51:56.000 They went back in after a while.

00:51:58.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:51:59.000 They probably kicked out.

00:52:00.000 We're like Europeans that way.

00:52:02.000 It's fine.

00:52:03.000 It's all right.

00:52:04.000 A little nipple. 0.51

00:52:05.000 But she loves pineapples.

00:52:06.000 Yeah, she's a big fan. 0.95

00:52:08.000 All right.

00:52:08.000 Thanks, man.

00:52:10.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:52:13.000 What the hell?

00:52:16.000 Wow.

00:52:18.000 Oh, shit.

00:52:19.000 I guess we're not getting her.

00:52:20.000 I think we're going to get her next week.

00:52:25.000 The 90 seconds you pretended to do a bad show when Anthony went to piss was better than all the combined minutes Ryan has filled in for you when you walk off.

00:52:33.000 The end was fucking hysterical, by the way.

00:52:35.000 Thank you very much, sir.

00:52:36.000 How dare you?

00:52:37.000 That's yesterday.

00:52:41.000 Anthony Coomey went piss, and he left the show to me, and I didn't do a good job.

00:52:46.000 I was very scared.

00:52:48.000 I had nothing to say.

00:52:50.000 Cognitive Dissidence Tour poster.

00:52:53.000 Here's a pretty cool fucking poster.

00:52:56.000 I think we might have a winner here.

00:52:57.000 Win and winner.

00:53:00.000 Win and winner chicken dinner.

00:53:04.000 Judas Priest vibes?

00:53:08.000 The tour which is the cognitive dissidence tour.

00:53:12.000 What do you think, guys?

00:53:13.000 It's not bad.

00:53:14.000 I've seen a lot of greats.

00:53:15.000 This one's pretty great, right?

00:53:17.000 Pretty great.

00:53:19.000 Pretty good.

00:53:20.000 All right, let's take a call.

00:53:22.000 All right.

00:53:24.000 We've got Zane.

00:53:25.000 Zane the Brain.

00:53:27.000 775.

00:53:28.000 You're on the live.

00:53:30.000 What's going on, Zane?

00:53:34.000 How's it going?

00:53:35.000 All right.

00:53:39.000 You there?

00:53:40.000 Let's get down to it.

00:53:41.000 Yeah, here.

00:53:41.000 Can you guys hear me?

00:53:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:42.000 Can you hear me?

00:53:43.000 Yes, just say your thing.

00:53:47.000 All right.

00:53:48.000 I just wanted to call in and thank you for about three months ago when I wrote in a letter, you prayed for my son, my premature child back in April.

00:54:03.000 I don't know if you remember it or not, but you're the guy with the baby with the heart problem?

00:54:10.000 No, no.

00:54:11.000 He was born premature, and I just sent him like a quick message, an instant message.

00:54:18.000 Sorry, I met the gym.

00:54:22.000 And he just read it live, and you took a moment of silence for my kid and stuff.

00:54:28.000 And I just wanted to thank you for that.

00:54:30.000 And let you know it's pretty soon coming out here.

00:54:34.000 And it's awesome, man.

00:54:36.000 It's just a miracle.

00:54:37.000 And I just, anyone that doesn't have a kid needs to have one, you know?

00:54:41.000 Yep.

00:54:42.000 And I just feel really good and close to you about that.

00:54:45.000 Right up, buddy.

00:54:47.000 Thanks for thanking us.

00:54:48.000 All the best.

00:54:49.000 Have a good one.

00:54:52.000 Here's a funny letter.

00:54:55.000 Animal Crossing.

00:54:56.000 Dear Gavin, Rygai, and Fatty Maddie.

00:54:59.000 It's hard to believe this video is real.

00:55:01.000 It's sad from start to finish.

00:55:04.000 Hiffonics getting bullied by his girlfriend Consuela.

00:55:08.000 Sweetie.

00:55:10.000 Ah, you're not supposed to come in the room.

00:55:13.000 I'm guessing zodiac signs.

00:55:14.000 What's your zodiac sign?

00:55:15.000 You know mine.

00:55:16.000 You?

00:55:17.000 What do you...

00:55:18.000 What's your name?

00:55:19.000 And, sweetie, I'm going to...

00:55:21.000 Wait, what are you doing right now?

00:55:22.000 Are you playing Animal Crossing?

00:55:24.000 I was, but I had to stop because I can't see.

00:55:28.000 Okay, well, sweetie, I am going to...

00:55:31.000 Someone's been collecting.

00:55:34.000 And I'm going to collect the bait.

00:55:35.000 I'm finishing up the stream here.

00:55:37.000 We'll join the island, and we're going to manipulate the viewers to give us free things.

00:55:41.000 And I will find your glasses.

00:55:42.000 I don't know.

00:55:43.000 I know how there's like ball spots within your ball spots.

00:55:46.000 Like, don't move it.

00:55:47.000 You probably can't tell.

00:55:47.000 You guys see how there's like more hair here, but then it's kind of another sparse area here.

00:55:55.000 So it's just like a straw, and then like if you observe over here, it's like a few spots that have more hair.

00:56:02.000 When he wasn't bowling that, but he was still balding.

00:56:05.000 He had like an edge here where he had hair here and like that.

00:56:10.000 Yeah, here.

00:56:10.000 Yeah.

00:56:11.000 It's like a bowling edge.

00:56:12.000 Here's a quill.

00:56:17.000 This is all good for business.

00:56:18.000 As I was saying, I'm going to play Ammo Crossing after this.

00:56:21.000 Will you join my island?

00:56:24.000 What a fucking waste of time.

00:56:27.000 God damn it.

00:56:28.000 Punch him in the face at least.

00:56:30.000 What a fucking absolute waste of time.

00:56:32.000 That was bad advertising.

00:56:34.000 It's ironic that he was just showing a bad, whatever, live stream thing, and it made us look bad because it was so boring and shitty and useless.

00:56:44.000 I'm going to respond to this guy right now and go, thanks for ruining the show, you faggot. 1.00

00:56:58.000 That was great.

00:56:59.000 Wait, what happened?

00:57:00.000 Go ahead, repeat that.

00:57:01.000 Hey, Gav, what's up, man?

00:57:03.000 Hey, man.

00:57:03.000 What's going on?

00:57:05.000 Hey, do you want to play a game called Cool or Gay?

00:57:09.000 Yes.

00:57:10.000 Okay, first one.

00:57:12.000 Bill Nye.

00:57:14.000 Gay. 0.98

00:57:16.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson.

00:57:18.000 Gay. 0.98

00:57:20.000 Global Warming.

00:57:21.000 Gay. 0.98

00:57:23.000 Sci-Fi Fantasy Space Travels.

00:57:25.000 Gay. 0.98

00:57:26.000 Richard Branson.

00:57:28.000 Gay. 0.98

00:57:30.000 Elon Musk's Aspirations to Farm Potatoes on Mars in Cade.

00:57:35.000 Gay. 0.98

00:57:37.000 Star Trek.

00:57:38.000 Gay. 0.98

00:57:39.000 Not using Styrofoam because of the L sound language.

00:57:42.000 Gay. 0.98

00:57:44.000 That's amazing.

00:57:46.000 You did great, dude.

00:57:47.000 Not one cool.

00:57:48.000 Not one cool thing?

00:57:50.000 Not one cool thing.

00:57:51.000 And that's what Flat Earth is all about.

00:57:53.000 And all your beliefs match up perfectly with Flat Earth people.

00:57:56.000 So I want to fuck you with my heels on. 1.00

00:57:58.000 All right.

00:57:59.000 Bye, buddy.

00:58:00.000 Here, let me show you something that I'm surprised I like.

00:58:04.000 I talked about this the other day.

00:58:08.000 And it was ISIS kids. 0.66

00:58:11.000 So this Jewish woman... 1.00

00:58:12.000 ISIS kids? 0.65

00:58:13.000 Yeah.

00:58:16.000 This Jewish woman approaches ISIS militants, and she's like, hello, I don't want any problem.

00:58:23.000 I talked about this with Anthony the other day, and I'm not a fan of Islam. 1.00

00:58:26.000 Oh, she has a death wish? 0.71

00:58:28.000 I'm definitely a Zionist.

00:58:30.000 But I love nationalism.

00:58:32.000 And I love people that love their own culture, even when their culture is garbage.

00:58:38.000 So when I saw this, my normal reaction should be: oh, Jesus, ISIS kids. 0.96

00:58:43.000 Fuck them.

00:58:44.000 They're terrible.

00:58:44.000 With a Jewish woman.

00:58:45.000 But they're worse than Bebe's kids.

00:58:48.000 What?

00:58:48.000 They're worse than Bebe's.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, she's like, what is she thinking?

00:58:52.000 She's going to get just shot in the head. 1.00

00:58:54.000 Yeah.

00:58:55.000 Jews, if you're in Israel, Jews, like when Ami Horowitz did that video where he went and interviewed Palestinians about homosexuality, he was breaking the law. 0.78

00:59:05.000 Jews are not allowed to be in Palestine.

00:59:08.000 Yeah.

00:59:09.000 But I don't know why I sympathize with these kids more than her.

00:59:16.000 A woman not wearing a hijab.

00:59:18.000 Yeah, it's called unity.

00:59:27.000 She's kind of sexy, too. 0.57

00:59:40.000 I guess she does, yes.

00:59:44.000 Nice, yes.

00:59:54.000 You're a liar.

01:00:08.000 Like, I guess I'm saying, I wish our kids had this kind of loyalty and unity and nationalism.

01:00:15.000 Shave, shame.

01:00:21.000 What will you do to me if I don't wear hijab?

01:00:23.000 We'll kill you. 0.70

01:00:26.000 We will kill you.

01:00:32.000 Why will you kill me when I grow up?

01:00:35.000 With guns, we count the infidels. 1.00

01:00:38.000 We kill the infidels. 1.00

01:00:40.000 We'll slaughter you. 0.99

01:00:42.000 These are fucking eight-year-olds.

01:00:44.000 And then they start throwing stones.

01:00:47.000 I don't know.

01:00:48.000 Call me crazy.

01:00:49.000 I kind of like those hairs.

01:00:51.000 Are they indoctrinated?

01:00:52.000 Yeah, are they indoctrinated or are they loyal?

01:00:57.000 Are they patriotic?

01:00:59.000 They've learned what they lived.

01:01:01.000 Yeah.

01:01:03.000 Those kids are worse than babies kids.

01:01:12.000 All right, let's, after that horrific anti-Semitic reference, let's end the free show, Go Behind the Paywall.

01:01:20.000 We'll be taking a lot more calls now that we're going behind the paywall.

01:01:24.000 And to all you freeloaders, I'd like to say please check out censored.tv.

01:01:30.000 It's $10 a month, and it's more content than you could possibly handle.

01:01:35.000 Probably five hours a day.

01:01:37.000 When I first started this, I said free content every day.

01:01:40.000 And it wasn't quite every day.

01:01:41.000 You had to sort of parse some to make it every day.

01:01:44.000 Now it's five hours a day.

01:01:47.000 So more content than you could possibly handle.

01:01:50.000 All totally honest, totally unfiltered, horrific, offensive.

01:01:54.000 We make mistakes, we correct them.

01:01:56.000 It's all over the map.

01:01:58.000 It's nothing like anything else in the media.

01:02:03.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:02:28.000 You walk away.

01:02:30.000 You walk away.

01:02:35.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.

01:02:44.000 I'm gonna come.

01:02:48.000 Hold on, I'm coming.

01:03:08.000 Congratulations.

01:03:12.000 I like them too, but I don't know if I like them that much.

01:03:29.000 Hey, y'all.

01:03:30.000 Don't forget, you can write your super chats in by going to the desktop page, clicking the banner at the top, and then under the player, there's a blue button, donate to read a live message on air.

01:03:47.000 And that's what you can do.

01:03:55.000 Welcome back, bam.

01:03:58.000 Apparently, Gabe Kaplan was a complete cunt on that show.

01:04:02.000 Welcome back, Otter.

01:04:05.000 It was a nightmare.

01:04:06.000 We got all those kids bugging him.

01:04:08.000 Wasn't his wife hot on that show? 1.00

01:04:11.000 I missed the cat.

01:04:14.000 Mr. Cathead! 0.99

01:04:16.000 We got Andrew on the way.

01:04:17.000 Pull up.

01:04:18.000 Gabe Kaplan.

01:04:19.000 Kaplan's wife and welcome back, Otter.

01:04:28.000 Who's there?

01:04:29.000 Hello?

01:04:31.000 Go ahead, 920, you're on the Levo.

01:04:35.000 Hi, Call.

01:04:37.000 Hello, hello.

01:04:39.000 Hey, um, I just wanted to say, uh, you, uh, Gavin, Brian, and Addie, have, uh, been, uh, a big help in the past year with my life.

01:04:56.000 Um, my is this Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh?

01:05:02.000 What?

01:05:04.000 Is this Eeyore?

01:05:05.000 Hold on a sec.

01:05:06.000 We got an important call.

01:05:07.000 Calling a call.

01:05:08.000 Hello, Linda.

01:05:09.000 Hi, speaking.

01:05:11.000 Hi, how are you?

01:05:13.000 I'm all right.

01:05:13.000 And yourselves?

01:05:15.000 I'm okay.

01:05:15.000 I'm doing a show now.

01:05:16.000 I got a caller here who sounds like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh.

01:05:21.000 Public relations.

01:05:24.000 Great point.

01:05:27.000 Are you coming by?

01:05:29.000 Is it an animation or is it Winnie the Pooh?

01:05:33.000 It's not an animation.

01:05:34.000 It's someone who sounds similar to a cartoon, but he's not.

01:05:38.000 He's a grown man who's a normal guy.

01:05:41.000 Yes, and you had a question for me?

01:05:44.000 Oh, I was wondering if you're coming by.

01:05:48.000 I might be able to get a ride.

01:05:51.000 Although by the time I get into the car, talk to the guy, discuss it with him, drive over there, it'll be 10 o'clock and it's time to go.

01:05:59.000 That's true.

01:06:00.000 So you think it'll take 55 minutes to set everything up?

01:06:05.000 Yeah, so I think by the time I discuss this with the guy, he wanted to drive me somewhere yesterday.

01:06:13.000 By the time we go over it together tonight and I convince him to do something, I don't think I'll be there.

01:06:20.000 All right, that's okay.

01:06:21.000 That's fine.

01:06:22.000 I heard word on the street that you removed your breasts from your bra at an establishment and presented them?

01:06:30.000 No, not really.

01:06:32.000 Oh, what happened?

01:06:35.000 I think it was four guys at a bar having drinks and watching television.

01:06:42.000 And your tits did not come out? 1.00

01:06:44.000 Hot tits. 1.00

01:06:45.000 No, I left those guys.

01:06:48.000 They're watching two to three different shows on television.

01:06:53.000 Sports.

01:06:55.000 And then there's some commercials in there for trying to sell food.

01:07:00.000 Obviously, yeah.

01:07:01.000 There are commercials.

01:07:02.000 Yes, they want to eat something.

01:07:05.000 The guy is drinking beer.

01:07:07.000 He's got a $20 bill on the bar.

01:07:10.000 Right, they do that. 0.69

01:07:12.000 And he said he has a daughter.

01:07:15.000 Oh.

01:07:16.000 Okay, so your tits did not play a part in any of this? 1.00

01:07:20.000 No, I've been out of that bar for a while now.

01:07:24.000 I left four guys in the bar, three guys and one bartender, and they're watching television programs.

01:07:33.000 And the television programs occasionally go to commercials?

01:07:37.000 Yes, they're watching baseball, a variety of baseball programs.

01:07:43.000 Hello, you got a base.

01:07:45.000 And they're trying to sell various services.

01:07:49.000 The commercials are on commercial topics.

01:07:51.000 Cars, food.

01:07:53.000 Oh, my God.

01:07:54.000 Yes.

01:07:55.000 They're talking about $10,000 vehicles.

01:07:58.000 Right.

01:07:59.000 Payment plans to pay.

01:08:01.000 They're talking about $24,000, $25,000 cars.

01:08:07.000 They're advertising them on television commercials.

01:08:10.000 Give me $25,000 for this vehicle.

01:08:14.000 And you got to, you'd pay like a monthly thing, like $2,000 a month.

01:08:20.000 Yes, the monthly thing would be like $300 and some, you know, $340 a month, right?

01:08:27.000 That's a cheap.

01:08:28.000 Yeah, that's cheap.

01:08:29.000 For a car, yeah.

01:08:31.000 Yeah.

01:08:31.000 Do you have a firearm, please?

01:08:34.000 No, but I could discuss it with this guy.

01:08:36.000 I'm not far from the driveway, and I could walk up there and see what he's doing.

01:08:43.000 Okay, well, I'll text you the address, but don't put yourself in danger.

01:08:46.000 I assume you know this guy.

01:08:50.000 Yes, he has a car park.

01:08:51.000 The only thing is, though, he doesn't want to spend a lot of money on gas at the station.

01:08:57.000 Right.

01:08:58.000 I'll pay you $100 to come by if you can make it here by 9.25.

01:09:03.000 I'll give you $100.

01:09:04.000 Tonight, $9.25.

01:09:08.000 I don't think I'll get there in time because I have to discuss it with him, go over it with him, disguise and rush into things.

01:09:16.000 Fools rush in where wise men never go, but wise men never fall in love.

01:09:23.000 So how are we to know?

01:09:28.000 Next time.

01:09:29.000 Okay, I got to get back to the show.

01:09:30.000 I'll text you the address and you can send me some strange emojis and be ethereal.

01:09:36.000 Yes, the guy has a car parked not far from here, about a quarter mile away.

01:09:42.000 I can walk over there now and see if he's there.

01:09:44.000 All right, let's do it.

01:09:46.000 And I'll send you a message.

01:09:48.000 Okay, sounds good.

01:09:50.000 All right.

01:09:51.000 Just leave.

01:09:52.000 Just go somewhere else.

01:09:53.000 This woman is gold.

01:09:56.000 Oh my God.

01:09:58.000 I have discovered a new fucking precious metal.

01:10:04.000 Fop metals.

01:10:06.000 Gold, silver, and Linda.

01:10:10.000 Did you hear what...

01:10:11.000 There's three gentlemen watching television, and then there's commercials.

01:10:16.000 One bartender.

01:10:17.000 Advertising various things with one bartender.

01:10:20.000 You have me and a $20 bill in the bar.

01:10:24.000 Like, when you're at the bar, you're like, who is this fucking, I don't know, here in the studio?

01:10:30.000 Imagine we said, like, inflation's at 9%.

01:10:33.000 What do you think of that, Linda?

01:10:35.000 Oh, I think that people are constantly eating and going to the bathroom and then going to bed.

01:10:40.000 Oh, come on, nah, dog.

01:10:42.000 They sleep eight hours a night and then they wake up and they make the same mistakes.

01:10:46.000 Oh, Lord.

01:10:47.000 And she's denying the tit presentation.

01:10:49.000 Yeah.

01:10:50.000 Well, I'm going to have to find out.

01:10:51.000 We both know your presentation.

01:10:53.000 He's not known for his lying.

01:10:55.000 No.

01:10:55.000 He's too lazy to lie.

01:11:16.000 Whoa, haven't done that in a long time.

01:11:18.000 It's been a while.

01:11:19.000 So we got Eeyore.

01:11:20.000 It's been a while.

01:11:21.000 Hey, Eeyore, what's going on?

01:11:22.000 You and Pooh have some beef?

01:11:24.000 Are you eating the Pooh Pooh?

01:11:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:29.000 I just wanted To say that you guys have been helping me a lot.

01:11:32.000 My dad passed away suddenly last year, and you guys have been getting me through it.

01:11:41.000 I'm only 21, so it's been pretty hard.

01:11:44.000 So and seeing you guys as like a father-esque figure.

01:11:51.000 Dude, you're being such a bummer.

01:11:53.000 It's possible that maybe you shouldn't have gone through it.

01:11:55.000 Have you ever considered suicide?

01:11:58.000 I was 19 when my dad passed away.

01:12:01.000 Oh, really?

01:12:02.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:02.000 I'm just kidding.

01:12:03.000 Don't kill yourself.

01:12:04.000 Yeah, Maddie's in the same boat as you. 0.82

01:12:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:07.000 My dad died.

01:12:08.000 He never was.

01:12:10.000 Well, my daughter died in 91.

01:12:12.000 Every time I call my dad, we get along so well now.

01:12:14.000 I just go, can you fucking die already?

01:12:17.000 Jesus.

01:12:18.000 You're 77.

01:12:19.000 I want to buy some vintage cars.

01:12:24.000 I want to get a BMW 3 Series.

01:12:29.000 Only a 3?

01:12:32.000 Yeah, the motorcycles with the big engine block.

01:12:36.000 Are those called 3 Series?

01:12:38.000 The Boxer Engine.

01:12:40.000 The BMW motorcycles where the fucking that block engine is wider than your legs.

01:12:45.000 Really?

01:12:46.000 What do you mean, really?

01:12:47.000 You're the motorcycle expert.

01:12:48.000 Am I wrong?

01:12:48.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:12:49.000 I'm not too familiar with that model.

01:12:51.000 Thanks for calling, Caller.

01:12:52.000 I hope you don't kill yourself.

01:12:53.000 I was just joking.

01:12:55.000 I won't.

01:12:56.000 I will.

01:12:57.000 Don't do it.

01:12:59.000 That's funny.

01:13:00.000 Here's the BMW Motorcycle Series 3.

01:13:03.000 Is this correct?

01:13:03.000 No, that's not what I mean.

01:13:06.000 RMW, baby?

01:13:07.000 Is that it?

01:13:07.000 Maybe, yeah.

01:13:08.000 It could be something different.

01:13:10.000 Are you making fun of me?

01:13:11.000 No.

01:13:12.000 Heavens, no.

01:13:13.000 That'd be terrible.

01:13:14.000 Oh, my God.

01:13:14.000 Wow, Ryan's got an ego booster.

01:13:16.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:13:18.000 Well, just the fact that we're saving and making people's lives better.

01:13:20.000 It's just...

01:13:21.000 No, that is nice to hear.

01:13:23.000 Oh, is it this guy?

01:13:25.000 Is it R100?

01:13:26.000 Maybe R100.

01:13:27.000 Is that it?

01:13:27.000 R100?

01:13:29.000 The R100.

01:13:30.000 That's what it sounds, right?

01:13:31.000 That was my nickname in high school.

01:13:32.000 During my robot phase.

01:13:34.000 No, that's not.

01:13:36.000 Oh, maybe.

01:13:37.000 Yeah, the R100.

01:13:39.000 Yeah, the R100s.

01:13:40.000 Look at these fucking supermodels. 1.00

01:13:42.000 Look at that orange one.

01:13:44.000 I don't like orange, but fucking what a beauty that is.

01:13:49.000 Is that a cafe racer?

01:13:50.000 Technically?

01:13:51.000 That one is, yeah.

01:13:53.000 You have the cursor on you.

01:13:54.000 Yeah, it's a cafe racer.

01:13:56.000 My dad's faves.

01:13:57.000 Those are gorgeous.

01:13:59.000 This is sick.

01:14:00.000 I'm a faggot.

01:14:01.000 What the fuck?

01:14:02.000 Wait, is that new?

01:14:03.000 No, that's in the 63.

01:14:08.000 Do you do the wave when you're on the road?

01:14:10.000 Yeah, sometimes most of the time.

01:14:12.000 Do black people do the wave as much as other people?

01:14:15.000 At sporting events, I've seen them do it.

01:14:16.000 It's universal.

01:14:19.000 Dude, is this for real?

01:14:21.000 Yeah.

01:14:21.000 That's the coolest looking thing I've ever seen.

01:14:24.000 I know this sounds crazy, but what's hotter?

01:14:27.000 A buxom woman in lingerie or that? 0.99

01:14:30.000 It's about the same.

01:14:33.000 Am I...

01:14:33.000 Is that a gay thing to say?

01:14:36.000 As far as an alien coming down from outer space, like, they're both equally...

01:14:42.000 They're on the same level of...

01:14:44.000 He sounds very gay. 0.82

01:14:48.000 He sounds very gay. 0.82

01:14:49.000 Why are there no super chats, by the way?

01:14:51.000 They're very difficult situations.

01:14:52.000 Wait, can you tell which one's him, which one's me?

01:14:55.000 This sounds very gay.

01:14:57.000 This sounds very gay.

01:14:59.000 It's close.

01:15:00.000 Got to hand it to you, dude.

01:15:01.000 You're very good at imitation.

01:15:02.000 Close imitations.

01:15:04.000 You're very difficult to imitate.

01:15:06.000 Thank you.

01:15:06.000 So, yeah, Marcia Strassman is her name, by the way.

01:15:10.000 And there was a weird thing when I was a little kid in the 70s where the women you were attracted to were not glamorous.

01:15:18.000 They were kind of overall tomboys.

01:15:21.000 Terry Garr in, oh, God.

01:15:24.000 There they go.

01:15:24.000 Bottom one, yeah.

01:15:25.000 Bailey on WKRP.

01:15:27.000 Who's the chick from the Bill Murray movie you always say to be that guy?

01:15:32.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:33.000 The girl there that he's using the spatula under her ass? 1.00

01:15:37.000 Very similar.

01:15:37.000 Oh, she was in stripes?

01:15:39.000 No, that's MASH.

01:15:41.000 This is MASH.

01:15:42.000 Oh, okay.

01:15:43.000 Marcia Strassman wasn't in stripes. 0.96

01:15:46.000 You're bringing up a separate topic, right, Ryan?

01:15:48.000 No, yeah, a separate chick. 1.00

01:15:49.000 Like the type of chick. 1.00

01:15:52.000 Yeah, like not like high-heely fancy pants.

01:15:58.000 Kind of a tomboy girl next door. 0.94

01:16:01.000 And it was weird, too, because all the girls we were sort of trained to lust were 30. 1.00

01:16:07.000 Like Olivia Newton-John in Greece.

01:16:09.000 Bo Derek.

01:16:10.000 Bo Derek.

01:16:11.000 Raquel Welch on The Muppet Show.

01:16:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:14.000 They were all like seniors.

01:16:16.000 Yeah.

01:16:18.000 Now it's you want to fuck this 18-year-old? 1.00

01:16:21.000 And you're like, no, I'm into.

01:16:23.000 Well, Raquel Welch is not.

01:16:25.000 My first boner was Raquel Welch on The Muppet Show with the Spider.

01:16:29.000 She's not really girl next door.

01:16:30.000 How old was I then?

01:16:32.000 I think I was seven, which is weird because it sounds like I'm saying you're sexual when you're seven.

01:16:38.000 Two old men in the balcony? 0.99

01:16:40.000 Yeah, I wasn't.

01:16:42.000 I didn't know what I was looking at.

01:16:44.000 I just knew something was going on.

01:16:47.000 You were like, hey, now.

01:16:48.000 That'd be funny the two guys up in the balcony.

01:16:50.000 They're just like talking about her ass and stuff. 0.98

01:16:52.000 Like, I bet her nipples are pink.

01:16:56.000 It's called Baby It's Me.

01:16:58.000 Baby is Me?

01:16:59.000 Baby, it's Me.

01:17:00.000 Oh.

01:17:01.000 Yeah.

01:17:02.000 What year was that?

01:17:03.000 1970s?

01:17:05.000 This is my first boner, guys.

01:17:08.000 I can't find the fucking...

01:17:10.000 Are you pulling it up right?

01:17:12.000 I pulled it up 80 times already.

01:17:16.000 That's too many times.

01:17:17.000 One is good enough.

01:17:19.000 Well, I got to get the date.

01:17:21.000 Hello, you've got a date.

01:17:25.000 Here we go.

01:17:27.000 It's from episode 311, 1977.

01:17:30.000 Nice.

01:17:31.000 I was five.

01:17:32.000 I was seven years old and I was like, I don't know what a boner is, but this is what I like.

01:17:40.000 This started your love of spiders, I believe.

01:17:47.000 Something about like how high it goes up on her thighs. 1.00

01:17:53.000 She's like Iranian or something. 0.98

01:17:57.000 Middle Eastern girls are fucking hot. 1.00

01:18:01.000 Why the fuck was this on the Muppet show?

01:18:03.000 I don't know.

01:18:04.000 This is back, you know what?

01:18:05.000 This is back when we'd all watch TV together.

01:18:09.000 Yeah.

01:18:09.000 So they would have a sexy thing for the dads, a pretty thing for the women, and then like a clown for the kids.

01:18:23.000 And a clown for the kids.

01:18:26.000 But inevitably, there's a part of the family that's going, what the fuck am I watching?

01:18:30.000 Yeah.

01:18:31.000 Like, I'm sure the daughter, the seven-year-old daughter is going, what's going on?

01:18:35.000 77?

01:18:35.000 Why am I watching this?

01:18:38.000 And then the dad and the son are both sitting there.

01:18:40.000 The dad has a perfectly normal boner.

01:18:42.000 And then the son is like, something's going on with me where I know I like this, but I don't know why.

01:18:48.000 And then the mom is like, oh, she's making me feel very sparkly.

01:18:53.000 Reminds me of Mercedes-Carrera.

01:18:55.000 Oh, God, Mercedes-Carrera sent me the best letter.

01:18:58.000 Oh, I have a little house cleaning to do here.

01:19:02.000 That's what they call it, right?

01:19:03.000 That person who sent in the Fortnite grooming our kids thing, they sent this.

01:19:07.000 So this is not what I see on the desktop, but if you look it up on your phone and you look for accounts, look what we got here.

01:19:13.000 Likes Fortnite.

01:19:14.000 There's literally tits. 1.00

01:19:16.000 There's a woman.

01:19:17.000 There's tits. 1.00

01:19:18.000 There's an ass. 1.00

01:19:19.000 There's an ass tit. 0.89

01:19:20.000 There's just a moment.

01:19:21.000 Fortnite only 18.

01:19:22.000 Fortnite mega hot hot.

01:19:24.000 Baby Fortnite butts buxom blondes and what the fuck is going on? 1.00

01:19:30.000 That is insane.

01:19:31.000 Don't know.

01:19:31.000 I don't play Fortnite.

01:19:33.000 I don't know anything about it.

01:19:34.000 Hey, Fortnite, your brand is being used to groom kids. 0.95

01:19:36.000 Figure it out.

01:19:37.000 They're like, we know.

01:19:39.000 That's the goal.

01:19:42.000 Okay, you ready for this letter?

01:19:44.000 Let's hear it.

01:19:44.000 So, our friend Mercedes Carrera is in jail for molesting her daughter.

01:19:50.000 We think she's innocent.

01:19:52.000 Allegedly.

01:19:54.000 I am 98% sure she's innocent.

01:19:57.000 If she's guilty, obviously we want her to burn at the stake.

01:20:01.000 But you're guilty until proven, I mean, you're innocent until proven guilty.

01:20:04.000 I think that she was thrown in there because she's MAGA, and they had to shut her down because she's sexy and cool and influential. 1.00

01:20:14.000 The cops found meth and guns and cameras pointed at her bed, which all porn stars have. 0.97

01:20:21.000 I'm against porn.

01:20:22.000 I'm pro-life.

01:20:24.000 I'm obviously against child molestation, but she's a friend of mine, and I'm convinced she's innocent.

01:20:29.000 So we have her back until we find out otherwise.

01:20:33.000 They confiscated all her computers.

01:20:35.000 They found zero evidence of child porn.

01:20:38.000 All they have is testimony from her 11-year-old daughter, who had been coerced by her born-again Christian ex-husband, who was desperate for custody, which is weird because he was not in her life before that.

01:20:51.000 He's like a lazy surfer who's probably like, oh, fuck, now I got this kid to hang out with all the time.

01:20:56.000 Anyway, that's a lot of preamble for this letter.

01:21:01.000 Yep.

01:21:02.000 And I'm pro-life.

01:21:04.000 I don't think you should get an abortion, but I'm open-minded, and this is a very good argument against it. 1.00

01:21:09.000 Dear Gavin, I am as astounded at the stupidity of the Republican Party.

01:21:15.000 No, sorry.

01:21:16.000 I am astounded at the stupidity of the Republican Party.

01:21:19.000 Do they not understand that in an era where fully half of the baby formula in this country is going to women, infants, children, meaning welfare, the fetuses they are saving aren't those of good tax-paying Christians, 0.82

01:21:35.000 but rather more welfare, cradle-to-grave, dependent class imbecile, many of which will be born drug-addicted.

01:21:44.000 She's obviously in prison, so she doesn't have a great view of the average joke.

01:21:48.000 I am surrounded by women who admit to having used drugs while pregnant because they either one, didn't care, or two, plan to get an abortion. 0.98

01:21:58.000 If the state takes the second choice away, think how many more idiots will be born in this country. 0.90

01:22:04.000 This is not the 1970s.

01:22:06.000 The Christian right are a bunch of morons fighting for the right to keep very defective humans alive. 1.00

01:22:14.000 Medical technology is such now that these drug babies will be brought to full term and kept alive with multiple disabilities when in nature they could have died.

01:22:24.000 So who's playing God?

01:22:27.000 Oh, and the taxpayer has to pay more to support these babies that are born with these disabilities to the tune of, in California anyway, $5,000 a month.

01:22:38.000 So now that abortion will be banned, imagine how many more of these there will be. 1.00

01:22:43.000 And get ready for spikes in problems with schools in 10 years and criminality in 20.

01:22:49.000 It's almost as if America has a death wish.

01:22:52.000 Further, regarding the border, the immigrants are paying $8,000 a head to the coyotes to get here. 0.99

01:22:59.000 And the coyotes are oftentimes drug smugglers, hence the fentanyl crisis.

01:23:04.000 My current cellmate, Anna, came here in a refrigerated truck from Honduras. 1.00

01:23:11.000 Unlike all the blamu, good-for-nothing American welfare recipients, I'm surrounded by Anna, who's actually a hard worker and industrious and wow, not a drug user.

01:23:25.000 So she's saying a lot of these illegals have to pay a lot of money to get over the border.

01:23:29.000 They're actually good people and hard workers.

01:23:32.000 But why is she in jail? 1.00

01:23:35.000 Hmm.

01:23:38.000 Wait a minute.

01:23:38.000 You think people who've been to jail are garbage human beings?

01:23:41.000 No, I'm saying why is this hard worker, non-drug addict, illegal immigrant in jail with her right now? 0.98

01:23:49.000 Oh, good point.

01:23:51.000 We need more people like her in this country, and we need less welfare recipients. 1.00

01:23:55.000 Closing the border isn't the solution.

01:23:57.000 Ending evil fare and ending incentives for welfare babies and making abortions readily available is a solution. 0.98

01:24:05.000 America is dead and Americans are the problem. 1.00

01:24:08.000 Love Mercedes.

01:24:11.000 P.S. Spare me the God talk because she knows I believe in God.

01:24:16.000 Babies kept alive in incubators or delivered via C-section or given life-saving procedures would have died in nature.

01:24:23.000 Hell, any person kept alive via welfare is artificially Alive, as in any person alive because of medications.

01:24:34.000 We can do this all day.

01:24:35.000 Either way, we play God.

01:24:37.000 I'm sorry, either we play God or we don't.

01:24:40.000 If you saw what I saw all day, you'd make abortions mandatory. 1.00

01:24:44.000 Jesus Christ.

01:24:46.000 I would be dead.

01:24:48.000 Oh, really?

01:24:49.000 Really?

01:24:49.000 I was in incubator for 13 days.

01:24:52.000 Huh.

01:24:53.000 My mother had gotten sick while she was pregnant with me.

01:24:59.000 I was born four pounds, one ounce.

01:25:02.000 Four pounds?

01:25:03.000 Yeah.

01:25:03.000 That's like...

01:25:04.000 That's tiny.

01:25:06.000 That's an incubator.

01:25:08.000 That's like two baseballs.

01:25:09.000 For 13 days.

01:25:10.000 And she says, you know, medications, I take 20 fucking pills a day.

01:25:17.000 Oh, when we went to Orlando and you opened up your fucking backpack, it looked like a drugstore.

01:25:23.000 Yeah.

01:25:24.000 And that wasn't all of them.

01:25:25.000 What?

01:25:26.000 Those are the only immediate ones I needed.

01:25:28.000 Because I hate traveling with all of my medical shit.

01:25:31.000 Oh, that was the bare bones version?

01:25:33.000 Yeah, that's bare bones.

01:25:36.000 Yep.

01:25:37.000 UPS is secretly closing accounts with gun accessories companies also destroying boxes and disposing of products in them.

01:25:44.000 Can confirm this personally.

01:25:45.000 Love you all.

01:25:50.000 Apparently there's a video about it.

01:25:52.000 Also, Vice, former alma mater, wrote an article about UPS as a new ghost gun shipping rules that could disrupt the industry.

01:25:59.000 But apparently it's about anything that has to do with.

01:26:01.000 What are ghost guns?

01:26:02.000 Let's settle this right now, please.

01:26:03.000 Ghost guns are guns that are made at home that have no serial number.

01:26:07.000 Right.

01:26:07.000 So what if I have a legal gun?

01:26:10.000 No, sorry, an illegal gun I buy on the street and I burn off, saw off, sand off the serial number.

01:26:18.000 Is that a ghost gun?

01:26:19.000 No.

01:26:20.000 Oh.

01:26:20.000 That's a defaced firearm.

01:26:22.000 Right.

01:26:22.000 It's not a ghost gun.

01:26:24.000 No.

01:26:24.000 So what if I build a gun with a 3D printer?

01:26:27.000 That's a ghost gun?

01:26:28.000 That's a ghost gun.

01:26:28.000 Yeah.

01:26:29.000 So ghost guns are either a gun you made yourself.

01:26:33.000 Or if you made your own upper, but you get the lower receiver online, which you can buy.

01:26:37.000 Yes, canceling gun deal.

01:26:39.000 So if you severely alter a gun, that's a ghost gun, too.

01:26:43.000 No.

01:26:44.000 No.

01:26:44.000 It's already a.

01:26:46.000 The gun that you buy or you acquire that somebody purchased sometime at one point from a legal manufacturer, and then you alter it or saw it off or deface it, like take the show numbers off and stuff like that, that's just a regular firearm.

01:27:01.000 Ghost gun is a kit that you purchase.

01:27:04.000 They're called 80% kits.

01:27:06.000 And say like the lower receiver for an AR-15, it comes 80% done.

01:27:12.000 And then you have to do the remaining 20% of like the milling and drilling and all that stuff.

01:27:19.000 So those were legal and they're now illegal?

01:27:22.000 Well, it's not against the law to build them because...

01:27:27.000 But you're right, right?

01:27:28.000 Right.

01:27:30.000 But at some point, like, say if you wanted to build a gun and you were doing research and development, R ⁇ D.

01:27:38.000 You know.

01:27:39.000 But it was a loophole in the law.

01:27:43.000 Right, right.

01:27:44.000 So you could say you're doing R ⁇ D, you could start milling out building this guns.

01:27:48.000 Now you have like six fucking revolvers that you made yourself, and they're not on the books.

01:27:53.000 Right.

01:27:55.000 Hmm.

01:27:56.000 Now, I'm guessing that zero deaths have occurred from ghost guns.

01:28:01.000 Probably.

01:28:03.000 Yeah.

01:28:03.000 I mean, I don't know.

01:28:05.000 Well, it's definitely an infinitesimally small number of the deaths today.

01:28:10.000 There was 20 blacks killed by guns today.

01:28:12.000 Shinzo Abe was.

01:28:13.000 It was probably all purchased legally.

01:28:15.000 Shinzo Abe was killed by a ghost gun.

01:28:17.000 That's true.

01:28:18.000 But Shinzo Abe deserved to die.

01:28:21.000 I mean, it's not like you buy the kit and you put it together and just shoot somebody.

01:28:25.000 I mean, I'm just joking.

01:28:26.000 Shinzo Abe didn't deserve to die.

01:28:28.000 But the guy had a point.

01:28:30.000 He was like, you're supporting the Moonies.

01:28:32.000 The Japan, Japanese government is supporting the Moonies. 0.97

01:28:36.000 It's a cult.

01:28:38.000 Fuck you.

01:28:38.000 But maybe that's freedom of religion, technically.

01:28:40.000 It's the extreme, unfortunate example.

01:28:43.000 Yeah, but do they have that in Japan?

01:28:46.000 What?

01:28:46.000 Freedom of religion.

01:28:48.000 I don't know.

01:28:49.000 This guy got in trouble for painting...

01:28:51.000 Oh, he got a custom professional paint job on his AR, and they painted over the serial number, but it was still readable.

01:28:59.000 Wait, I still got in trouble for that.

01:29:01.000 You're showing a guy named Spangler who's blowing flames at a fence.

01:29:04.000 Building a flamethrower is like a big deal.

01:29:06.000 No, that's just B-roll.

01:29:09.000 Do you remember this?

01:29:10.000 B-roll has nothing to do with what you're talking about.

01:29:12.000 There's no footage of the gun that there is in question.

01:29:15.000 But this is FPS Russia.

01:29:17.000 Do you remember him?

01:29:19.000 No.

01:29:20.000 He had the biggest fucking channel on YouTube for a long time.

01:29:25.000 That looks like the funnest thing on Earth.

01:29:27.000 Dude, his whole channel is wild as shit.

01:29:31.000 Did you know?

01:29:32.000 Here, watch him for a little bit?

01:29:34.000 Just this clip of him talking about it.

01:29:35.000 I never thought I'd see something like this.

01:29:37.000 And then when I did see it, I was pretty skeptical about how well it would work.

01:29:42.000 But I put about 500 rounds through this thing.

01:29:45.000 Really impressed with it so far.

01:29:46.000 Now, you want to know something fun about that guy?

01:29:48.000 Yeah.

01:29:49.000 Not Russian. 0.98

01:29:50.000 He's doing an accent. 0.77

01:29:51.000 For years, he fooled people in thinking he was Russian.

01:29:54.000 He does a show called PKA that Anthony's on all the time.

01:30:00.000 So he's joking with his accent?

01:30:02.000 Yeah.

01:30:03.000 But he fooled people for years.

01:30:05.000 Why bother?

01:30:06.000 I don't know.

01:30:06.000 It's funny.

01:30:07.000 It fucking worked.

01:30:08.000 I don't like that shit.

01:30:10.000 97, our guest Anthony Cooper.

01:30:12.000 There he's in the top right.

01:30:15.000 With his sunglasses on.

01:30:16.000 I don't like anonymity and dishonesty.

01:30:18.000 There's this weird episode I got to ask Anthony about where he's on the show, and his voice is like way deeper, and it sounds like he put an effect on it.

01:30:27.000 It's really weird.

01:30:28.000 I got to ask him about that.

01:30:29.000 I'd be like, did you fucking...

01:30:32.000 We're experiencing a generation gap right now, Ryan, because everything you're talking about is annoying me.

01:30:37.000 Oh, well.

01:30:37.000 It has to do with your buddy Anthony and this show.

01:30:40.000 I don't like fake accents.

01:30:42.000 I don't like characters.

01:30:43.000 I don't like Andrew Dice Clay.

01:30:45.000 I don't like Chip Chiperson.

01:30:46.000 I don't like dishonesty.

01:30:49.000 How about Andrew Dice Clay?

01:30:52.000 Oh, you just another Jew acting like an Italian because they have some sort of penis envy. 1.00

01:30:59.000 Dickory dickory dog.

01:31:02.000 That's so lame.

01:31:04.000 416, you're on the licks.

01:31:07.000 Yeah, what's up, almost?

01:31:08.000 Hey, man.

01:31:09.000 Hey, I was driving through.

01:31:11.000 I'm in Toronto.

01:31:12.000 I was driving through Leslieville today.

01:31:14.000 Holy fuck, bro.

01:31:16.000 It's gayer than Church Street.

01:31:17.000 Wait, Lesbyville?

01:31:18.000 What's Lesbieville?

01:31:20.000 Leslieville.

01:31:21.000 It's like East Nowntown downtown Toronto, like distillery district.

01:31:26.000 It's fagged.

01:31:27.000 It's fagged out.

01:31:28.000 It's fucking gay, bro. 1.00

01:31:30.000 You know, there's a gay buddy that, you know, Church Street where all the fags are, right? 1.00

01:31:34.000 Yep.

01:31:34.000 Toronto.

01:31:36.000 Leslieville is all your creation hipsters. 0.98

01:31:39.000 They're all wearing these fucking painter hats.

01:31:42.000 They all have fucking AirPods in.

01:31:44.000 They're outside on the fucking street eating fucking fancy pizza.

01:31:48.000 It's all fucking white people. 0.98

01:31:50.000 There's fucking gay flags everywhere, like the new one with like the, you know, like they include blacks or whatever because they're gay or something. 0.89

01:31:59.000 There are fucking gay flags everywhere in Lesbianville. 1.00

01:32:02.000 It's fucking retarded. 1.00

01:32:04.000 I was just driving through laughing at everyone.

01:32:06.000 It's pathetic.

01:32:07.000 You know, Israel was given Israel.

01:32:11.000 They had some wars with the borders, but they've stayed pretty much in the original plan.

01:32:16.000 Like, they're not spreading too fast, right?

01:32:18.000 We gave the gays, what is it, Church Street in Toronto? 1.00

01:32:25.000 Yeah, Church.

01:32:26.000 Yeah.

01:32:26.000 And then in New York, we gave them the West Village.

01:32:29.000 And we said, here's your faggot, Israel. 1.00

01:32:31.000 Stay there.

01:32:33.000 And they were like, no problem.

01:32:34.000 Boom.

01:32:35.000 And then you go to the East Village.

01:32:36.000 They're all holding hands in the East Village.

01:32:38.000 Dude, Hell's Kitchen looks like Jurassic World if it was fags. 1.00

01:32:45.000 I said, if we played that strike.

01:32:49.000 I did deliveries for Pepsi back when I was a kid.

01:32:51.000 And I did deliveries to like these gay bars on Church Street, like these places called Woody's.

01:32:56.000 And they always have pun names for dicks or whatever.

01:33:00.000 And I swear to God, these old homos would fucking walk through Leslieville and be like, you guys are fucking gay. 1.00

01:33:09.000 Fucking quiz.

01:33:10.000 All right.

01:33:11.000 Thanks for calling.

01:33:12.000 Yeah, last time I was in, after a Knights of Columbus meeting, I've told you this a hundred times.

01:33:16.000 Like, this is probably last year now.

01:33:19.000 I go, I got some time to kill.

01:33:21.000 I'm going to go get a burger.

01:33:22.000 I'm fucking hungry.

01:33:23.000 So I start walking around Hell's Kitchen.

01:33:25.000 It is faggot, like way gayer than the West Village. 1.00

01:33:30.000 Guys with feather boas, guys with leather pants and no shirt.

01:33:35.000 Guys literally mincing around like this.

01:33:40.000 If you saw it in a movie, you'd go, this is probably some idiot fucking Eastern European who's never been around gays. 0.99

01:33:45.000 They don't act like that.

01:33:47.000 This is a stupid exaggeration.

01:33:49.000 Dude, Mickey Spillanes.

01:33:52.000 Mickey Splane, the fucking West East guy.

01:33:54.000 You go to Mickey Spillanes, there's like two shots for a fucking cock, and it's no chicks for 100 miles. 1.00

01:34:02.000 It's a raging homo bar with like all kinds of gay, you know, names for every drink. 1.00

01:34:10.000 Like, let's do a come shot, you guys, a white Russian jizz shot. 0.99

01:34:15.000 I'm going to come.

01:34:16.000 Imagine Mickey Spillane walking in there going, what the fuck?

01:34:21.000 What happened to my legacy?

01:34:24.000 Jesus.

01:34:25.000 I'm the guy that was too murderous for the mob.

01:34:28.000 The mob said, we can't handle these Westies. 1.00

01:34:31.000 They're too intense.

01:34:33.000 And they went.

01:34:35.000 Like, I talked to a guy at my Nights of Columbus meeting.

01:34:39.000 He's like, when I'm inside, I see these homeless holding hands.

01:34:42.000 Then I come home and it's in my neighborhood.

01:34:44.000 They're all fucking holding hands.

01:34:47.000 That's the new house kitchen.

01:34:49.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

01:34:54.000 And don't worry, there's a problem with fags, by the way. 1.00

01:34:57.000 I don't know.

01:34:58.000 Go do your shit.

01:34:59.000 Go fuck each other up the butt. 1.00

01:35:01.000 We couldn't care less how consenting adults conduct themselves in their bedroom, obviously.

01:35:08.000 But you're fucking really spreading it out.

01:35:12.000 Story, Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:35:14.000 Every movie, every kid's book.

01:35:17.000 Like, slow it.

01:35:18.000 You're colonizing Western society at this point.

01:35:22.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:35:24.000 Yeah, there's something wrong with that.

01:35:25.000 And I would say this if it was asidic Jews, skateboarders, or vegans. 1.00

01:35:32.000 If vegans were in every movie and there was vegan story hour, I would go, take it down a notch, please.

01:35:39.000 Fag capitals of the world. 1.00

01:35:44.000 352, you're on the loo.

01:35:48.000 Go ahead, Dad Caller.

01:35:51.000 Come on, you say.

01:35:52.000 Hey, am I on the air?

01:35:53.000 Yes, sir.

01:35:53.000 Yep.

01:35:54.000 Oh, Gavin, how are you doing, man?

01:35:57.000 I'm a longtime listener, first-time caller.

01:36:01.000 I listen, no homo, but I just wanted to thank you for giving me a lot of laughter over the last few years, you know, through everything with the pandemic. 1.00

01:36:12.000 It's always a pleasure to hear your quips and, you know, leaning into Ryan.

01:36:17.000 And it's just, you're a great guy.

01:36:20.000 I felt really bad.

01:36:22.000 I live in Orlando, and I know you guys were there.

01:36:25.000 In fact, a buddy of mine ended up going.

01:36:26.000 I was supposed to, but I ended up in the hospital.

01:36:29.000 But I wanted to know what.

01:36:30.000 What, being a pussy and not going to shows? 1.00

01:36:33.000 Good one, boss.

01:36:34.000 So I woke up one morning and I had freaking crazy pain in my left testicle.

01:36:40.000 Oh.

01:36:41.000 Yeah, you know what that was, you fucking idiot?

01:36:44.000 You drink coffee all morning, then when you're done work, you drink booze.

01:36:49.000 You're dehydrated.

01:36:50.000 Duh.

01:36:51.000 Yep.

01:36:53.000 You're one Gatorade away from enjoying our show.

01:36:57.000 I'm enjoying it.

01:36:59.000 No, no, I mean live.

01:37:02.000 Well, yeah, hey, hey, the Gatorade has its time in place, and that's in the morning when I'm trying to recuperate.

01:37:09.000 There you go.

01:37:10.000 I can't believe you dehydrated your balls to death.

01:37:12.000 You know, I had the same problem as you, and the guy was like, well, we have to check for testicular cancer.

01:37:18.000 He could have just said, you're dehydrated, drink more water.

01:37:22.000 You drink coffee all morning and beer all night.

01:37:24.000 And he didn't say that.

01:37:25.000 So he put this hot gel on my nuts, which feels Amazing.

01:37:31.000 And then he starts going and he uses this like fucking ultrasound vibrating machine on my nuts. 0.99

01:37:40.000 It was like conversion therapy to become gay. 0.92

01:37:44.000 Dude, I don't know.

01:37:45.000 Well, I had a nurse, but she was like a cat lady. 1.00

01:37:48.000 And I and it like the look of revulsion as she had to fondle my male genitalia. 0.95

01:37:54.000 Hold on, I'm coming.

01:37:57.000 In the CT scan and the ultrasound.

01:38:00.000 She didn't like touching your balls? 1.00

01:38:02.000 Not at all.

01:38:03.000 Not at all.

01:38:04.000 And when she told me that, you know, we may just have to go ahead and slip it and remove the testicle, there was a glint of like real pleasure.

01:38:12.000 Like, oh, I like that.

01:38:13.000 I like them too, but I don't know if I like them that much.

01:38:17.000 Ever get laid and nothing good's ever happened to me.

01:38:21.000 I fucking, this sucks.

01:38:22.000 I love taking balls off of men.

01:38:26.000 I don't know what to do.

01:38:26.000 What have we done to women?

01:38:27.000 We've turned them into sadistic monsters.

01:38:30.000 Yeah.

01:38:31.000 We have.

01:38:33.000 Anyway, what's your call about?

01:38:36.000 Oh, all right.

01:38:36.000 Okay.

01:38:37.000 So I wasn't able to be there with you, unfortunately, but I was with you in spirit.

01:38:43.000 But when you were in Orlando, did you get to see both of them?

01:38:47.000 Did I get to see what?

01:38:49.000 Did you get to see both of them?

01:38:52.000 Both of them?

01:38:53.000 Both Orlando's both of the big sites in Orlando.

01:38:59.000 You don't know what I'm talking about?

01:39:01.000 I have no idea what you're talking about.

01:39:03.000 Oh, no.

01:39:07.000 Okay, okay, so no one ever...

01:39:09.000 Did you get a ride from a friend or from a taxicab driver from the airport?

01:39:16.000 Uber.

01:39:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:39:18.000 Uber.

01:39:19.000 All right.

01:39:20.000 And no one talked to you about them?

01:39:23.000 No.

01:39:23.000 What is them?

01:39:25.000 And they never got in touch with you.

01:39:28.000 No.

01:39:30.000 This joke is bombing, dude.

01:39:32.000 You got to rush to the punchline, dude.

01:39:33.000 You got this.

01:39:34.000 Come on.

01:39:36.000 I didn't see D's thing.

01:39:39.000 Both of what?

01:39:40.000 Was it D's nuts joke?

01:39:42.000 Oh, what a fucking colossal waste of time.

01:39:46.000 Thank you for calling.

01:39:48.000 Thanks for calling.

01:39:51.000 It's one of my...

01:39:53.000 And it's a trick.

01:39:54.000 I said thanks for calling, Ryan.

01:39:55.000 Sorry.

01:39:56.000 Sorry, balls.

01:39:58.000 Now I think he's lying about the balls thing.

01:40:00.000 What a stink bomb that was.

01:40:03.000 Yeah, I guess it was.

01:40:04.000 Holy shit.

01:40:05.000 People pay $10 a month for this show.

01:40:07.000 Their time is valuable.

01:40:09.000 And that guy just swallowed, what, five minutes of our lives with a D's nuts joke?

01:40:14.000 D's nuts.

01:40:16.000 D's nuts are here when I close my eyes.

01:40:22.000 I love it.

01:40:23.000 Advice, we had this guy who wrote this thing about D's Nuts.

01:40:28.000 And my subhead I wrote was, Dee's Nuts was this header.

01:40:31.000 And the subhead was, are here when I close my eyes.

01:40:36.000 Because I was doing these dreams.

01:40:39.000 And he was upset.

01:40:40.000 Are you serious?

01:40:41.000 I'm upset.

01:40:42.000 Yeah, he was like, no one knows that song.

01:40:45.000 And these dreams.

01:40:46.000 I'm feeling upset.

01:40:48.000 I am upset.

01:40:51.000 And he's like, you did a heart joke?

01:40:54.000 He goes, I worked hard on this article, and then you throw in a heart joke that no one will get?

01:40:59.000 And I'm like, yeah.

01:41:01.000 Sorry, when I hear these nuts, I hear these dreams are here when I close my eyes.

01:41:13.000 Oh, is that not funny?

01:41:15.000 These nuts are here when I close my eyes.

01:41:20.000 That guy is here when it's cold outside.

01:41:23.000 This guy didn't get peaked.

01:41:24.000 You invented a meme and he didn't even know that you were ahead of your time.

01:41:28.000 Oh, Lord.

01:41:29.000 What a bastard.

01:41:30.000 Black Ball Eagle calling about Budweiser 708.

01:41:33.000 You're on the late.

01:41:36.000 Hey, Cole.

01:41:37.000 Hey, guys.

01:41:38.000 What's the best?

01:41:39.000 Hey, guys.

01:41:40.000 You got the bone?

01:41:41.000 I got a bone to pick with you, man.

01:41:43.000 Uh-oh.

01:41:44.000 You call yourself a Budweiser guy.

01:41:48.000 But a couple weeks ago, you said you like Bud because it tastes cheap.

01:41:52.000 And I'm wondering, have you ever read the label on the Bud Can at the top?

01:41:58.000 This is the famous Budweiser beer.

01:42:00.000 We know of no brand produced by any other brewer which costs so much to brew in age.

01:42:05.000 Our exclusive Beechwood Aging produces a taste, a smoothness, and a drinkability you will find in no other beer at any price.

01:42:13.000 Yes, when they say we know of no brand produced by any other which costs so much to brew, what they mean is for the amount they could spend, they spend way more.

01:42:29.000 So they could pinch some pennies here and fuck everyone over, but they don't.

01:42:33.000 They spend a lot of money.

01:42:35.000 But it's still a dollar a beer since I was 15 years old, and I'm 52 this weekend, by the way.

01:42:44.000 Happy birthday to me.

01:42:45.000 Happy birthday.

01:42:45.000 I'm turning 52 on Tuesday or something.

01:42:49.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

01:42:53.000 We should take it back.

01:42:54.000 It's not cheap, man.

01:42:56.000 It's cheap, dude.

01:42:59.000 Say what?

01:43:00.000 Happy birthday, Gab.

01:43:01.000 I love you.

01:43:02.000 Thanks for calling.

01:43:03.000 Wait a minute.

01:43:04.000 Yeah.

01:43:04.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:43:12.000 That's what's wrong with America today.

01:43:14.000 That's what's wrong with it if you're looking at it.

01:43:15.000 You know, I was talking to doggy style today at the bar, and we were talking about fags when we were kids, and they existed, obviously. 0.97

01:43:23.000 There was this kid, David Ibbotson, at the Earl of March High School in Canada, Ontario.

01:43:28.000 And we wanted to hang out with him.

01:43:30.000 We're like, come on, Dave, come over.

01:43:31.000 And he's like, no, I'm good.

01:43:32.000 And he would hang out with girls.

01:43:34.000 All his friends were girls.

01:43:35.000 He had like penny loafers with a little leather ankle thing, like a leather strap that was tied around his ankle.

01:43:43.000 And I remember being, you know, 14 and being like, why would you have an ankle bracelet?

01:43:50.000 And he was preppy.

01:43:51.000 He'd had his little khakis on, his Ralph Lorenz and stuff, and his hair was up.

01:43:55.000 And we knew something was off with him because He didn't want to hang out with us and get noogies and fucking inhale Pam cooking spray and fucking have wedgie fights and punch each other for not saying safety after you fart.

01:44:12.000 But he ended up killing himself.

01:44:15.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:44:16.000 And I don't think he did it because he was bullied.

01:44:19.000 This whole like protect trans kids, it really means create trans kids.

01:44:24.000 There is not an epidemic of gays being bullied.

01:44:27.000 There might have been before I was young.

01:44:30.000 I was in school with fags in the 70s and 80s. 1.00

01:44:33.000 No one knew what they were.

01:44:35.000 No one gave a shit.

01:44:36.000 But maybe in the 60s it was rough.

01:44:39.000 Maybe they were getting fucking shoved down the stairs.

01:44:42.000 I don't fucking know.

01:44:43.000 I wasn't there.

01:44:44.000 But this idea that like in 2022, there's a seven-year-old faggot and people are being like, not on my watch, homo. 1.00

01:44:54.000 Yeah.

01:44:55.000 I think the opposite is true.

01:44:56.000 It's all learned behavior.

01:44:58.000 Kids are being pushed to be gay.

01:45:00.000 If you're not gay, you're boring. 1.00

01:45:02.000 There's some high schools reporting 35% of the kids there are identifying as some sort of LGBTQ.

01:45:12.000 There's footage of somebody pushing a kid to be gay, actually, right? 0.82

01:45:16.000 That's how hard that they're trying to be.

01:45:19.000 I love that clip.

01:45:21.000 I love the clip afterwards.

01:45:23.000 Oh, it's great.

01:45:24.000 So she's... 0.98

01:45:25.000 You did something wrong.

01:45:26.000 He teaches her to put a force field around herself.

01:45:28.000 They're in a cult where they can use the energy around them.

01:45:33.000 So he says, watch this.

01:45:34.000 Build a force field around you.

01:45:36.000 I'll run at you at a million miles an hour and you won't get hurt.

01:45:39.000 I'm going to bounce off you.

01:45:40.000 And then he fucking literally knocks her out.

01:45:43.000 And then the way they both respond is so bizarre where he's like, well, he lays on the floor like he's hurt.

01:45:51.000 Yeah.

01:45:51.000 Because she did something wrong.

01:45:53.000 She didn't believe.

01:45:53.000 She didn't do it right.

01:45:54.000 Yeah, you got to believe.

01:45:56.000 Ladies, please, if you're building a force field around yourself, believe. 1.00

01:46:01.000 All right, now let's try it again.

01:46:03.000 Are you ready?

01:46:04.000 Yes.

01:46:04.000 Hilda?

01:46:06.000 No, you fucked it up.

01:46:08.000 You fucked it up.

01:46:08.000 You dumb bitch.

01:46:10.000 Come on.

01:46:10.000 Still been learning.

01:46:11.000 Dude, do we have a million live chats you haven't showed?

01:46:14.000 We have a bunch.

01:46:16.000 Classic fucking Rye guy.

01:46:18.000 No wonder his dad walked out on him.

01:46:20.000 Hey, he didn't know that I was going to be slow.

01:46:23.000 We've seen that.

01:46:24.000 Yeah, Uhuru, $100, Bryce Regan.

01:46:26.000 Oh, you rule. 0.88

01:46:28.000 And by the way, I've got a Proud Boys thing, if you're interested.

01:46:32.000 Ryan, would anybody listen to you on Flat Earth?

01:46:34.000 Can you even tell the difference between Attila and Genghis Khan?

01:46:37.000 No?

01:46:38.000 And I'm not trying to convince anybody of Flat Earth.

01:46:40.000 I'm not convinced myself.

01:46:41.000 Well, in Texas, the three of y'all, Kumia, McInnis, Denny, should y'all do a Kill Tony show?

01:46:46.000 Yeah, we'll get Sam Hyde and Joe Ross.

01:46:47.000 I'm sure we'll be invited to do a Kill Tony show.

01:46:50.000 Actually, that's what I was about to bring up on Louis J. Gomez's show.

01:46:56.000 This dude, coincidentally, David Lucas, he's a Roast comedian.

01:47:00.000 He goes on the black guy.

01:47:02.000 He goes on Kill Tony all the time.

01:47:05.000 He's a really close friend of Rogan and Tony, so it's possible.

01:47:09.000 I think he lives in Texas.

01:47:10.000 Wait, why is it possible?

01:47:11.000 Because a black guy's on other shows? 0.74

01:47:14.000 No, he's friends with Rogan.

01:47:15.000 He's friends with Kill Tony.

01:47:17.000 Like, really good friends.

01:47:18.000 Okay, so why would that mean that he wanted to join the Proud Boys?

01:47:22.000 And his manager.

01:47:23.000 He wanted to join the Proud Boys.

01:47:24.000 Correct.

01:47:25.000 And his manager was like, nah, it's going to be fucking career suicides.

01:47:28.000 Don't.

01:47:28.000 But here he is talking about that.

01:47:30.000 He's got good shoulders.

01:47:31.000 Great shoulders.

01:47:32.000 And great roaster.

01:47:34.000 Great guy.

01:47:35.000 As well.

01:47:35.000 Great roaster.

01:47:37.000 Great roaster.

01:47:37.000 He hates Rappapore, or he's got beef with Rappapur.

01:47:40.000 That's always a good thing.

01:47:40.000 Oh, I fucking hate Rappapore, that wigger.

01:47:43.000 Dude, he was roasting like...

01:47:44.000 Rappapore moved to LA when he was 18.

01:47:47.000 You're not a New Yorker.

01:47:48.000 Cut it with the whole fucking...

01:47:50.000 Yo, I'll fucking, I'm going to be in the Beastie Boys, you fucking limp dick bullshit.

01:47:56.000 Joe fucking Donald Trump fucking bitch with your tiny fucking dick. 1.00

01:48:02.000 You fuck.

01:48:03.000 Like, he's always talking about dicks.

01:48:05.000 Yeah, he is.

01:48:05.000 And his accent is fake.

01:48:07.000 He's fucking 55.

01:48:10.000 He's lived in LA for 40 years.

01:48:14.000 Stop it with the New York character.

01:48:16.000 It's not you.

01:48:17.000 Listen, Gavin, whatever the hell, Gavin, Mavin, Davin, whatever the fuck.

01:48:21.000 Listen, you better get your friggin' name out of my friggin' mouth, you piece of juzh. 1.00

01:48:26.000 I'm turning over a new name.

01:48:27.000 I'm not curious.

01:48:28.000 New Yorkers go to LA and they love the accent there.

01:48:32.000 So New Yorkers exaggerate their own accent.

01:48:35.000 They're like, yo, I fuck you.

01:48:37.000 Yo, I only lived in LA for like 40 fucking years now.

01:48:42.000 And I gotta say, I miss fuck.

01:48:45.000 I love going back to New York.

01:48:47.000 I'm actually bi-coastal.

01:48:49.000 What I do is I spend 364 days a year in L.A. And then I go to New York and touch the fucking Brooklyn Bridge.

01:48:59.000 And then I go back to New York.

01:49:01.000 I mean, L.A. And then I get back to my traffic and I fucking talk about how I'm...

01:49:07.000 Look, I'm not going to say I'm connected with the Giavenisi family.

01:49:11.000 But let's just say that if some shit goes down, someone might take a little trip because of the thing about the stuff.

01:49:21.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:49:24.000 Coco Diaz, all these fucking fake ass New York. 1.00

01:49:29.000 And when you're in New York, like guys who are in the mob, those are guys.

01:49:36.000 There's like 32 of them.

01:49:38.000 You don't know them.

01:49:40.000 And there's like hundreds of other people going there.

01:49:42.000 Yeah, there's a dude I know who could make a thing, you know, go away if that was to happen.

01:49:48.000 Maybe there could be a thing with the stuff with the guy.

01:49:53.000 No, you can't do that.

01:49:56.000 Believe me, I tried.

01:49:57.000 I run New York.

01:50:00.000 So, yeah, he talks about Proud Boys on two occasions.

01:50:03.000 Here's one of them.

01:50:04.000 What about Rittenhouse?

01:50:05.000 Didn't he get like a fucking GoFundMe or some shit?

01:50:09.000 I like Kyle Rittenhouse.

01:50:10.000 Oh, do you?

01:50:11.000 Why?

01:50:11.000 He looks like he's wearing football pads.

01:50:14.000 I feel like at the end of the day, white people shouldn't be marching for any black matters and black people shouldn't be marching for white matters. 0.70

01:50:21.000 If they had just stuck to their own shit, they wouldn't be dead.

01:50:24.000 And then there's him.

01:50:26.000 Whoa.

01:50:27.000 That's a real deal, nigga. 1.00

01:50:29.000 How would people look at me if I put Proud Boys on my Instagram or I put KKK?

01:50:33.000 We give you a podcast on the network.

01:50:35.000 Wait, why is Proud Boys and KKK the same thing?

01:50:37.000 He clears that up.

01:50:39.000 What do you mean?

01:50:40.000 Actually, not really, but he talks very funny.

01:50:42.000 Twice the money is making faster.

01:50:44.000 We had a black Proud Boy show up at Legion of Skanks one.

01:50:47.000 He was hilarious.

01:50:49.000 Why is it hilarious?

01:50:51.000 No, he was hilarious.

01:50:52.000 He did good.

01:50:53.000 Did you really know?

01:50:53.000 I'm very defensive.

01:50:57.000 I tried to fuck the problem.

01:50:58.000 Did you really know?

01:51:00.000 I really didn't.

01:51:00.000 Why?

01:51:01.000 Because the leader's Cuban.

01:51:03.000 My dad's Cuban, and I believe in a lot of the stuff that they believe in.

01:51:06.000 Right.

01:51:06.000 And then what ended up making you not join the Proud Boys?

01:51:08.000 My management.

01:51:09.000 Yeah, they were like, no, do not do that.

01:51:11.000 Your career is going to be over.

01:51:13.000 It would be.

01:51:15.000 Yeah, they named me, there was a Proud Boy website, and after I fought at Ellismania, they named me the Proud Boy of the Month.

01:51:21.000 Oh, hell yeah.

01:51:22.000 They put it on the website.

01:51:23.000 And then I have a bunch of people now, to this day, being like, Louis Joe Yolma's the Proud Boy.

01:51:29.000 So I was like, no, I'm not.

01:51:30.000 But then I don't want to fucking...

01:51:32.000 Just because I entered myself in a concert.

01:51:34.000 Just because they greatly admire you.

01:51:37.000 Yeah, what am I supposed to do?

01:51:38.000 A young Michael Morrison?

01:51:39.000 Look, have you seen my numbers on the road?

01:51:40.000 I'm not turning away fans.

01:51:42.000 I remember when he was Proud Boy the month.

01:51:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:51:44.000 That's not a bad thing.

01:51:45.000 What was that for again?

01:51:47.000 Proud Boy Magazine.

01:51:49.000 But he beat up some fighter.

01:51:52.000 He challenged a guy to a fight, won, like a professional.

01:51:56.000 Remember one time I was talking to Louis Gomez, and this was on air, and I was like, I don't get rape.

01:52:04.000 Like, I understand that I have a gun pointed at you.

01:52:06.000 Open up your pussy or I'm going to kill you. 1.00

01:52:08.000 Sure.

01:52:08.000 Open your pussy or I'm going to kill you.

01:52:10.000 Yeah.

01:52:10.000 But wait, why'd you correct me?

01:52:12.000 Because that's how that rape thing goes. 1.00

01:52:14.000 What?

01:52:14.000 Open your pussy.

01:52:16.000 I said, open up your pussy. 1.00

01:52:18.000 Open up your pussy is funnier. 1.00

01:52:20.000 Okay.

01:52:21.000 It's like open up a store.

01:52:22.000 That's funnier use of the words than open your pussy. 1.00

01:52:27.000 Open your pussy is gross. 1.00

01:52:28.000 That's true.

01:52:29.000 Open up your pussy is like open up a store. 1.00

01:52:30.000 That's funnier.

01:52:31.000 Anyway.

01:52:33.000 And I was like, I get that.

01:52:35.000 But like, no one has any weapons.

01:52:38.000 Some guy wants to fuck a chick. 1.00

01:52:40.000 Just close your legs.

01:52:42.000 And Lewis goes, you can open your legs.

01:52:46.000 I'm like, legs are not like arms.

01:52:48.000 Legs are Mike Tyson arms.

01:52:50.000 They're really strong.

01:52:52.000 And he goes, I'll rape you right now. 1.00

01:52:54.000 And I was like, fucking rape it up, Lewis.

01:52:57.000 So I closed my legs and he jumped me and he tried to open my legs to no avail.

01:53:04.000 It was not happening.

01:53:05.000 I remember looking for a bunch of people.

01:53:06.000 He like knocks you out unconscious and then takes it.

01:53:08.000 Yeah, that's different.

01:53:09.000 That's different.

01:53:10.000 But outside of any like, I don't know, cheating.

01:53:14.000 But fear and panic are what probably.

01:53:16.000 Yes.

01:53:17.000 Look, don't get me wrong.

01:53:18.000 I'm not saying rape doesn't exist.

01:53:19.000 No.

01:53:20.000 I'm just saying like this whole date rape thing of like I didn't want to do it.

01:53:24.000 Just fucking like, don't open your legs.

01:53:29.000 Seems like we're trivializing rape.

01:53:30.000 Legs are strong.

01:53:32.000 So this is not going to be as popular.

01:53:36.000 Is there footage of that?

01:53:36.000 Because I looked for that before.

01:53:37.000 Yeah, we fell off like we were wrestling on the ground.

01:53:42.000 He couldn't get my...

01:53:43.000 It was at Compound Media.

01:53:46.000 I don't give it.

01:53:47.000 It's not even.

01:53:48.000 He was in Compound 2?

01:53:49.000 He was at Compound.

01:53:51.000 He left and started Gas Digital with a bunch of dudes.

01:53:53.000 He also bet me $100 that comedy is not easy.

01:53:57.000 And I went and did a set at the stand that was hilarious.

01:54:03.000 That's before you got banned.

01:54:05.000 I got banned from there because I pulled out my dick during the set.

01:54:09.000 But I pulled out my dick because Aaron Berg was talking about how gross foreskins are.

01:54:13.000 Do you have a foreskin by the way?

01:54:15.000 No, no, I'm circumcised.

01:54:17.000 And I was like, look, they're not great.

01:54:19.000 I got to admit, it's like an elephant's truck when they're flaccid.

01:54:23.000 And then I pulled it out.

01:54:25.000 This is like 1 a.m. at a New York City comedy club.

01:54:29.000 Like, there's no kids around.

01:54:32.000 It's New York City.

01:54:33.000 And I go, but when this is erect, like, the foreskin recedes.

01:54:37.000 It looks exactly like the other dick.

01:54:39.000 I can understand if you made it erect.

01:54:41.000 And a flaccid penis, no one thinks a flaccid penis is attractive, circumcised or not circumcised. 0.82

01:54:47.000 So what's the argument?

01:54:48.000 As far as the shmegma goes, and I was defending all of Aaron's quotes, I'm like, you wash it once every two days, you're fine. 0.96

01:54:56.000 And then the manager was like, he pulled a godfather quote.

01:55:00.000 He was like, now I have to turn my back on you.

01:55:06.000 And they did.

01:55:06.000 Because you turned your front on them.

01:55:08.000 Yeah.

01:55:11.000 Oh, Lord.

01:55:12.000 I moved here in the 90s.

01:55:13.000 When I think of New York, I think of like Joe Coleman, who would eat a rat on stage and have firecrackers all over his chest.

01:55:22.000 They're like, it should be a dangerous place as far as art goes.

01:55:26.000 And then they do naked comedy shows like...

01:55:28.000 I did a naked comedy show at Brooklyn Brewery.

01:55:31.000 Completely nude.

01:55:33.000 Did a whole set.

01:55:34.000 And all the guys are watching it like this.

01:55:39.000 Proud boys that I've met, right?

01:55:41.000 I've met a handful of them, right?

01:55:43.000 They've been fucking cool enough.

01:55:44.000 They're fans of my podcast.

01:55:45.000 So we'll show up to shows and wear a hat or a t-shirt.

01:55:47.000 They fucking buy a drink.

01:55:48.000 They laugh.

01:55:49.000 They have a good time.

01:55:50.000 And it's a real.

01:55:51.000 There we go.

01:55:52.000 Left for our Proud Boys.

01:55:53.000 Yeah, like, like.

01:55:55.000 I don't really even fucking know the whole.

01:55:57.000 The Proud Boys are like the rights version of Antifa.

01:56:01.000 But they're more so, they're more so.

01:56:03.000 Which is also gay. 0.94

01:56:04.000 But rational.

01:56:05.000 They stand up for liberties.

01:56:06.000 And they don't want...

01:56:08.000 I mean, it's pretty much like being a cons, it's like the SEAL team of the conservatives.

01:56:15.000 I like that.

01:56:15.000 These are motherfuckers that are ex-military.

01:56:18.000 I'll take that.

01:56:19.000 I think on the much more extreme version of it.

01:56:22.000 And then I think there's also people that consider themselves proud boys that it's almost like a way to...

01:56:29.000 You wear a t-shirt, but they're not ex-military or showing up to fucking rallies, but they still go, oh, I'm a proud boy.

01:56:35.000 It's like you're...

01:56:38.000 It's like a patriot, I think, a better way to put it.

01:56:44.000 Yeah, it goes on, but it's pretty cool.

01:56:46.000 Sure, yeah.

01:56:47.000 Upcoming comedian guy.

01:56:51.000 I'm waiting on a hold to call in.

01:56:53.000 Just want to make sure you gaze.

01:56:55.000 And Maddie saw the whole Pride Target line.

01:56:58.000 Okay, I got him on the line here.

01:56:59.000 His fiancé and I were walking through our local Target in Tennessee.

01:57:03.000 310 years ago.

01:57:04.000 I'm kind of thinking I should move to Tennessee and not South Carolina because there's no income tax.

01:57:11.000 I spent $75,000 on income taxes.

01:57:16.000 Hello?

01:57:18.000 Hello?

01:57:19.000 What's up?

01:57:20.000 Are you the Tennessee nigga? 1.00

01:57:22.000 That's me.

01:57:24.000 So what's the pride target line?

01:57:27.000 Dude, I don't know.

01:57:28.000 My fiancé and I were just walking through the aisle.

01:57:31.000 Don't say fiancé.

01:57:32.000 Say girlfriend. 0.96

01:57:33.000 And then when she's your wife, say wife. 0.80

01:57:35.000 Girlfriend, future wife.

01:57:38.000 We were walking through the aisle and just something caught my eye and I looked to the right and there was a whole, you know, trans rights and pride aisle.

01:57:49.000 What the fuck is pride?

01:57:51.000 Like, explain this to me.

01:57:55.000 I just typed in fiancé Target, by the way.

01:57:57.000 Be proud every day if you're gay.

01:58:00.000 Who cares?

01:58:01.000 I don't understand.

01:58:02.000 Like, it's predicated.

01:58:03.000 You know what I don't like about it?

01:58:05.000 You know when a secular Jew writes their name in Twitter and they have brackets on either side? 0.96

01:58:10.000 And what they mean is, because Nazis say that about Jews, they go, those people, and then they put it in brackets.

01:58:16.000 So when someone who's Jewish puts brackets on their name, what they mean is like, yeah, I'm Jewish, bitch. 0.57

01:58:22.000 And I don't care if you fucking hate me because you're a Nazi and I'm proud to be a Jew.

01:58:26.000 And you're like, I don't know who you're talking to.

01:58:28.000 That's not me.

01:58:29.000 I don't care.

01:58:31.000 So the pride thing means, I know you hate us, but we're not ashamed of ourselves.

01:58:38.000 We're actually proud of ourselves.

01:58:40.000 We don't think we should be killed.

01:58:42.000 We don't think we should be burned at the stake.

01:58:43.000 We don't think we should be eradicated.

01:58:45.000 And it's like, where'd you get these don'ts from? 0.98

01:58:48.000 I never said that.

01:58:49.000 Nobody did.

01:58:50.000 Fuck off.

01:58:52.000 I don't know.

01:58:55.000 I don't know where all their insecurity comes from.

01:58:57.000 I don't care about you.

01:58:59.000 You're a mega.

01:59:00.000 Like, imagine bikers had a biker pride thing, and they're like, we deserve to live. 0.99

01:59:05.000 We have a biker pride target line of guys with motorcycles and stuff.

01:59:10.000 We can ride our machines without being hassled by the man.

01:59:13.000 You'd be like, go bananas.

01:59:16.000 You have had it.

01:59:17.000 Do what, do you?

01:59:19.000 Maddie, how long have you been on your lunch break?

01:59:21.000 These potholes are not going to fill themselves.

01:59:23.000 Gavin and West Dodge is completely out of control.

01:59:27.000 Are you still there?

01:59:29.000 Oh, yeah, I'm still here.

01:59:30.000 Ten workers and one bullet.

01:59:32.000 Something going on.

01:59:33.000 Like, what does it mean?

01:59:35.000 What does pride mean?

01:59:39.000 Fuck if I know.

01:59:42.000 I'm proud.

01:59:43.000 I'm not ashamed.

01:59:44.000 I never said you should be ashamed.

01:59:46.000 I think of you as like a genetic accident, like a vegetarian lion.

01:59:52.000 You've got big teeth for biting into a, for hunting meat, but you don't fuck in the vagina. 1.00

01:59:58.000 Okay, sorry.

02:00:01.000 No one hates vegetarian lions.

02:00:03.000 They just go, oh, that's fucked up.

02:00:08.000 All right, thanks for calling.

02:00:10.000 You can continue to cram it down our throats and make a lot of fun.

02:00:16.000 Ryan, go to the mailbag, check out a hilarious Scottish radio call.

02:00:21.000 Maddie and I can bond on this and ostracize you. 0.68

02:00:24.000 Okay.

02:00:25.000 What's happening at the Cognitive Distance Tour Design?

02:00:28.000 I think I did.

02:00:28.000 I got that.

02:00:28.000 I thought I was sent in the mailbag.

02:00:30.000 It's the one with the guy.

02:00:32.000 I thought it was good.

02:00:32.000 It was good.

02:00:33.000 The brain monsters.

02:00:34.000 Me wearing a Fred Perry is a little too proud boy.

02:00:37.000 It's hard enough to get a venue.

02:00:40.000 Oh, that's a good one.

02:00:43.000 I like that one.

02:00:47.000 Let's see if there's an play the Scottish ad, Ryan.

02:00:51.000 Now, Rob from Southport.

02:00:54.000 Dinky-Doo. 1.00

02:00:54.000 Dinky-doo, Scotty. 1.00

02:00:56.000 How are you, mate?

02:00:57.000 Dinky-doo. 1.00

02:00:58.000 I don't like Scottish.

02:00:58.000 You gotta start saying that.

02:01:00.000 All right, dinky-doo. 0.56

02:01:01.000 I know you're very good with people who are a bit down.

02:01:04.000 I don't like to spend too long talking like this because I know it goes on.

02:01:09.000 I'm better with people who are a bit up, though.

02:01:11.000 I'm sure you are, son.

02:01:12.000 This is not Scottish, you know man.

02:01:14.000 Oh, that's probably what's doing it.

02:01:16.000 Is it different?

02:01:16.000 This is like Northern English or Welsh or some shit.

02:01:20.000 Didn't they know Scottish?

02:01:22.000 No Scotch.

02:01:24.000 If there's no Scotch, it's crap.

02:01:26.000 No Scottish, it's crap, son. 1.00

02:01:29.000 Sit down.

02:01:34.000 I love that laugh.

02:01:36.000 That's how my dad laughs.

02:01:37.000 Dude, the wheeze is the funniest thing.

02:01:39.000 My dad does the wheeze.

02:01:40.000 Yeah.

02:01:41.000 I think everyone in my mother's family does that.

02:01:43.000 Really?

02:01:43.000 It's the best laugh.

02:01:45.000 Wait a minute.

02:01:45.000 How is there a Scottish laugh?

02:01:47.000 Is that genetic?

02:01:49.000 I think it's from all the smoking.

02:01:51.000 Oh, yeah.

02:01:52.000 Oh, I. Smoking a drink.

02:01:54.000 My dad always does it if I fucking eviscerate him.

02:01:57.000 Like if I go, oh yeah, you shouldn't park there.

02:02:00.000 You've parked there every day your fucking life. 0.84

02:02:03.000 And he'll go, Big Jim.

02:02:18.000 All right, we're over time.

02:02:20.000 Is that all you want to say, guy?

02:02:22.000 Oh, there's a new guy.

02:02:23.000 Oh, hello, new guy.

02:02:24.000 Seven notes.

02:02:24.000 Last call.

02:02:29.000 Hello.

02:02:32.000 How are you?

02:02:33.000 I am good.

02:02:34.000 How are you?

02:02:35.000 Did you rape a 10-year-old? 1.00

02:02:38.000 I did not.

02:02:39.000 I am from South Africa border.

02:02:42.000 I come in.

02:02:42.000 I start company.

02:02:46.000 So, while you guys are here in Las Vegas, I started the only company that provides the only night vision and machine gun experience in the country.

02:02:59.000 You, Maddie, Ryan, and Antonio want to come by?

02:03:04.000 Damn.

02:03:05.000 Yeah, we'd love to.

02:03:06.000 That sounds fucking awesome.

02:03:07.000 Email me separately.

02:03:08.000 Problem is with Vegas is we're doing our show in the afternoon, and then the Proud Boy shit's going to be fucking crazy.

02:03:14.000 So I don't think we're going to have a lot of free time.

02:03:16.000 Maybe the next day, maybe Sunday.

02:03:19.000 You tell me when.

02:03:21.000 All right.

02:03:22.000 I got to go.

02:03:23.000 Thanks for calling.

02:03:24.000 We got five more super chazes.

02:03:26.000 Yeah, well, why does this always happen, Ryan?

02:03:29.000 We got five.

02:03:30.000 Why do they get backed up?

02:03:32.000 By the way, that, what is your IQ, Gavin?

02:03:34.000 I don't know.

02:03:34.000 I've never done it.

02:03:35.000 Chris Hines.

02:03:36.000 I would hope it would be Hyde.

02:03:37.000 Hot Dog Hines.

02:03:38.000 My buddy.

02:03:38.000 That I think might be the winner.

02:03:40.000 It's fucking good.

02:03:41.000 It's so retarded. 1.00

02:03:43.000 Yeah.

02:03:44.000 I mean, what's your IQ?

02:03:47.000 You don't know.

02:03:48.000 I don't know.

02:03:49.000 $100, thank you.

02:03:50.000 I don't think I've seen anything funnier than Handy Karen.

02:03:52.000 Is that Linda?

02:03:54.000 I guess that's Linda. 0.90

02:03:56.000 Handy Karen. 1.00

02:03:57.000 I like that name for her.

02:03:58.000 That is pretty good.

02:03:59.000 There's people drinking beer.

02:04:02.000 There's one bartender.

02:04:03.000 And then, of course, in between when they're watching the baseball, there's commercials selling their various wares, food and cars and such things.

02:04:14.000 Get over Pete Bag. 0.99

02:04:15.000 Since you're Canadian, tell us about Chester Brown.

02:04:18.000 Chester Brown, very talented cartoonist.

02:04:22.000 His wife did an album once.

02:04:25.000 I reviewed it in Vice.

02:04:26.000 And I said, you heard of the Pies de Résistance?

02:04:29.000 Well, this is a Piesta shit. 1.00

02:04:32.000 And she cried her eyes out because Canadians aren't used to criticism.

02:04:37.000 You were right.

02:04:37.000 Hallowed's new album is incredible.

02:04:40.000 Maybe Smith and Migrant and NJ Mintee met in the Catholic Church. 0.87

02:04:44.000 Super talented dude.

02:04:45.000 Yep.

02:04:45.000 Not great to hang out with, but very talented dude.

02:04:49.000 I learned all the songs.

02:04:51.000 We have a show on Saturday.

02:04:52.000 Oh, it's your band.

02:04:53.000 You're in Hallowed.

02:04:54.000 I'm in Hallowed.

02:04:55.000 Oh, you got a new album?

02:04:56.000 I like this.

02:04:57.000 I did not know.

02:04:58.000 Dude, it's so good.

02:04:59.000 Yeah, Nick Rochefort, fucking Sam Huds' best buddy.

02:05:03.000 He loves Hallowed.

02:05:06.000 And that feels pretty cool.

02:05:07.000 We got a show on Saturday up in Monroe, New York.

02:05:10.000 I don't know the deets, but you could DM me if you want to go, but I don't think you can make it.

02:05:13.000 Okay, that's a great way to plug a show.

02:05:15.000 We have a show in Monroe, New York.

02:05:19.000 I don't know anything about it.

02:05:20.000 If you're near that area, DM me.

02:05:22.000 He doesn't know the deets.

02:05:23.000 Okay, are we good?

02:05:24.000 We're good.

02:05:24.000 I gotta go.

02:05:24.000 I'm about to piss my pants.

02:05:26.000 All right, true.

02:05:26.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 15, 2022

GOML LIVE #157 - HANDIKAREN

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