Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #157

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!

00:00:48.000 What's that band?

00:00:49.000 Surf City?

00:00:51.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:52.000 Surf Curse?

00:00:53.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:54.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:55.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:56.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:57.000 Surf Curse.

00:00:58.000 The band is Surf Curse?

00:01:00.000 Surf Curse.

00:01:01.000 That's Surf Curse.

00:01:02.000 Yeah, like a curse of the surf.

00:01:05.000 Surf Curse?

00:01:06.000 It's a Surf Curse.

00:01:08.000 Surf Curse.

00:01:09.000 Surf Curse.

00:01:11.000 Sounds like two possible wordle examples.

00:01:14.000 And they're from Reno, Nevada.

00:01:15.000 It's basically really the brains of one guy that is gifted by God.

00:01:21.000 Sorry.

00:01:22.000 I believe God reminds us he's here by putting sprinkles on certain people.

00:01:27.000 And these musicians that just pound out hit after hit.

00:01:30.000 Like, play this song.

00:01:32.000 This is God.

00:01:33.000 Sorry.

00:01:33.000 It's a shout out from the big G.

00:01:43.000 Same with Louis C.K.

00:01:46.000 Just sprinkled him with magic.

00:01:48.000 Lou Reed.

00:01:51.000 Although Lou Reed might have been the devil with him.

00:01:53.000 Welcome back to Jew I'm Alive.

00:01:55.000 We've got our co-host, Matty O'Dell here with the high viz.

00:01:59.000 What's going on, everybody?

00:02:00.000 Good to be back.

00:02:01.000 Good to see you.

00:02:01.000 Why are you wearing the high viz?

00:02:03.000 Because I have a I got a new tattoo today and I need a long sleeve shirt because I'm on my bike.

00:02:09.000 Is your bike here?

00:02:10.000 Yeah.

00:02:10.000 Where is it?

00:02:11.000 I didn't see it.

00:02:12.000 It's in the back.

00:02:13.000 Oh, way down.

00:02:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:14.000 Way down.

00:02:15.000 I brought my bike, too.

00:02:16.000 You know, I was riding here.

00:02:17.000 I've been drinking all day, so I've got a good buzz.

00:02:20.000 And it might be because I'm a pussy, but if I'm driving, like, dead sober after a coffee on 95 or something, I'm pissing my panties.

00:02:30.000 And coming here today after having like, I don't know, six beers, I was just like... There you go, you gotta stay loose.

00:02:39.000 Staying loose?

00:02:40.000 I honestly think it's safer to drive drunk on a motorcycle.

00:02:46.000 I don't know about that, but...

00:02:48.000 I don't mean drunk, but like a buzz.

00:02:51.000 You know?

00:02:52.000 Maybe you're just a little bit looser in your arms.

00:02:54.000 Yeah.

00:02:55.000 Because when you're locked up tight and tense, it's no good.

00:02:57.000 That's when you start second-guessing yourself and doing crazy shit.

00:03:00.000 No good.

00:03:01.000 And going like, you're looking back and... I mean, I've ridden my motorcycle in all types of conditions.

00:03:08.000 Drunk, high.

00:03:09.000 Have you ever had wobbles?

00:03:10.000 Oh yeah, I've had speed wobbles.

00:03:12.000 I've never had speed wobbles.

00:03:14.000 How do you get them?

00:03:15.000 It's weird.

00:03:16.000 It's like the bike starts almost like undulating.

00:03:19.000 It does this little rhythmic, and then it starts to speed up.

00:03:22.000 But what sets it off?

00:03:24.000 Well, you have to understand the physics of a motorcycle.

00:03:28.000 As it spins, it's like a gyroscope.

00:03:31.000 So when you lean left, the bike wants to correct itself.

00:03:34.000 So it automatically tries to flip the opposite way.

00:03:38.000 And then, you know, low tire pressure.

00:03:40.000 I mean, tons of reasons why.

00:03:43.000 So you've had wobbles?

00:03:44.000 Oh yeah.

00:03:45.000 And you didn't, did you wipe out from it?

00:03:46.000 No, no.

00:03:47.000 Slowed down, took it under control, and tank slappers, speed wobble.

00:03:52.000 I would start crying and faint.

00:03:54.000 Well, you can't panic.

00:03:56.000 Well that's, holy shit, that dude's wobbling!

00:04:01.000 Slow down, get off the, let off the accelerator.

00:04:08.000 Also here tonight is Ryan Ketsu Rivera.

00:04:12.000 That's true.

00:04:12.000 A.K.A.

00:04:13.000 Ryguy.

00:04:13.000 What up?

00:04:14.000 Here to do whatever you need me to do.

00:04:17.000 So before we get started, of course, we should thank our sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD.

00:04:22.000 They've been with us since day one.

00:04:24.000 Very committed sponsor if you're a sponsor of the show you're getting harassed.

00:04:28.000 How dare you support free speech?

00:04:30.000 How dare you support someone who isn't a hundred percent on board with the radical left that's not allowed you may not sell your hemp related products

00:04:40.000 On a site that doesn't agree with me.

00:04:41.000 That's basically where we're living in clown world.

00:04:44.000 But these guys said, yeah, actually we can.

00:04:47.000 We don't have to agree with Gavin.

00:04:49.000 We don't have to condone every single thing that's come out of his mouth.

00:04:52.000 We're just selling weed without the THC.

00:04:55.000 So johnnyapple.com.

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00:05:02.000 We got the gummies.

00:05:03.000 We got the tinctures.

00:05:05.000 We got the topical.

00:05:06.000 We got the fucking cartridges, which Maddie went to jail for for a year.

00:05:12.000 Well, they had marijuana in them.

00:05:14.000 Oh, I see.

00:05:15.000 So where Maddie does a year for his cartridges, these cartridges are marijuana free.

00:05:20.000 I mean, minus the bad stuff in marijuana.

00:05:23.000 It's so strange that we've isolated THC.

00:05:26.000 Did you see the NYPD has said cops that are applying no longer need to be tested for pot?

00:05:33.000 No, they, they, I saw, they put a, they said they're not changing their policy regardless of what the law department said.

00:05:42.000 So people, uniformed officers still cannot partake in marijuana.

00:05:47.000 Really?

00:05:48.000 Yeah.

00:05:48.000 So is Eric Adams and the MIPD having this power clash where he says you can't smoke pot and they say you can't?

00:05:56.000 It comes down to that dirty word policy.

00:05:59.000 Huh.

00:06:00.000 Policy is the worst word in the English language.

00:06:02.000 To be totally honest, I don't give a fuck if cops smoke pot.

00:06:06.000 I don't want them being women.

00:06:09.000 There you go.

00:06:10.000 Don't smoke estrogen.

00:06:12.000 That's my fucking two cents.

00:06:13.000 If you're a man and you're over six feet tall, you can jump over a six foot fence.

00:06:18.000 Smoke it up, Johnny!

00:06:20.000 Smoke it up!

00:06:22.000 But yeah, JohnnyApple.com does not endorse that particular view.

00:06:25.000 That's just me shooting the shit with my baby monsters.

00:06:30.000 And these guys are selling a magical product from God.

00:06:36.000 This might be a theme today, the God theme, where I honestly think hemp

00:06:43.000 There's something weird and magical about it because they took the THC out.

00:06:48.000 You can still get high.

00:06:49.000 You do that Delta eight and you get fucking baked.

00:06:53.000 You get, you, you take one of these gummies and go to bed.

00:06:56.000 The dreams are insane.

00:06:59.000 The dreams are just going to the movies.

00:07:01.000 You're just like, bring some popcorn to bed.

00:07:03.000 Cause you're going to a fucking amazing double feature.

00:07:08.000 Anyway, JohnnyApple.com, promo code Gavin.

00:07:11.000 Check it out.

00:07:12.000 So you know how this show works on Thursdays.

00:07:15.000 It's free to everyone in the world, including Indians, including African children with distended stomachs because they're so hungry.

00:07:24.000 They can watch the show on their iPads.

00:07:29.000 And then around half an hour in after a few calls, after a few letters, we cut you off.

00:07:34.000 And it's only for the subscribers.

00:07:37.000 This show, Get Off My Lawn, is a daily show.

00:07:41.000 It's $10 a month.

00:07:42.000 It's a beer and a half a month.

00:07:44.000 We have more content than you should watch.

00:07:46.000 It's really two hours a day minimum.

00:07:48.000 And then of course there's tons of other shows.

00:07:52.000 I highly recommend you at least try it for a month and cut out all other information.

00:07:57.000 Because the thing about this show is we don't just talk, shoot the shit like I brushed my teeth today and I farted.

00:08:02.000 We talk about the thing that is trending.

00:08:05.000 So say it's Biden reading the teleprompter or this 10 year old who was raped by the Mexican.

00:08:12.000 We're covering that.

00:08:13.000 So you could watch no other media and still know exactly what's going on.

00:08:18.000 And there's some weird shit going on with this 10 year old, by the way.

00:08:22.000 Very weird shit.

00:08:23.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 He made that up just out of nowhere.

00:08:26.000 And all the media, all the media is like just biting at it.

00:08:29.000 And there's like, oh, wow, that happened.

00:08:31.000 Wow, that's so crazy.

00:08:32.000 Meanwhile, it never happened.

00:08:34.000 So.

00:08:36.000 Okay, I'm a little more ambiguous than you, Tim.

00:08:39.000 I'm not positive it didn't happen, but I just find it very unusual that an abortion rights activist says a nine-year-old girl was raped.

00:08:51.000 I know you're thinking ten, but she must have been nine when she was raped.

00:08:54.000 A nine-year-old girl was raped, got pregnant, also had an ectopic pregnancy where if she gives birth she'll die.

00:09:02.000 Okay.

00:09:05.000 And Ohio said, fuck you, you stupid little bitch kid who was raped, who's going to die.

00:09:11.000 I don't got time for your bullshit.

00:09:14.000 Okay.

00:09:16.000 You're going to go to Indiana, where Indiana went, okay, you can come here because Indiana is a third world country.

00:09:21.000 We take everybody.

00:09:23.000 And then they saved her life.

00:09:24.000 Okay.

00:09:26.000 And though it's illegal for doctors not to report a rape of a child,

00:09:33.000 There's no reports of rape.

00:09:35.000 So everyone went, and this happened Wednesday morning, right?

00:09:39.000 And everyone went, Joe, you're lying.

00:09:42.000 That didn't happen.

00:09:42.000 There's no report of that.

00:09:43.000 There has to be a report or some doctors are going to jail.

00:09:47.000 Literally three hours later, around noon on Wednesday, they went, oh, we got the guy.

00:09:53.000 And there's a guy with a leaf blower going, okay, what happened?

00:09:57.000 What?

00:10:00.000 And we just saw, did you see this, Ryan?

00:10:03.000 You don't do anything, so you didn't.

00:10:05.000 Well, it was stay off your phone day, so I didn't see anything.

00:10:09.000 That's true, but it's not stay off your phone day one million percent.

00:10:14.000 Okay, I didn't know that.

00:10:15.000 You're allowed to take peeks.

00:10:16.000 It's sort of like the Ethan Nordean hunger strike, where I drank beer the whole time.

00:10:20.000 Okay, well I, yet again, you know, I obeyed that very strictly.

00:10:24.000 Take it very serious.

00:10:25.000 I don't believe you.

00:10:26.000 Well, I did.

00:10:28.000 I literally drank like a little Verde or whatever he gave me on like the tip of a fork.

00:10:31.000 Yeah, I know.

00:10:32.000 I don't, I don't believe you.

00:10:34.000 I don't care.

00:10:34.000 How's your battery doing?

00:10:36.000 Honestly?

00:10:36.000 Why don't you show the screen your battery?

00:10:39.000 Because I have a feeling it's at 50%.

00:10:42.000 If you didn't touch your phone today, it'll be... 37%.

00:10:47.000 It died just sitting there?

00:10:49.000 When it passed?

00:10:49.000 I didn't charge it.

00:10:51.000 What?

00:10:51.000 It was always searching for a Wi-Fi thing.

00:10:53.000 Yeah.

00:10:54.000 Because when you're out and about.

00:10:55.000 Yeah.

00:10:56.000 And also the heat.

00:10:57.000 And you started Vice News.

00:10:58.000 Is that also what went on, Tim?

00:11:01.000 I had to dump like the past five minutes because you've been cursing up a storm.

00:11:04.000 And we don't do that here.

00:11:06.000 I don't actually watch Tim Pool.

00:11:08.000 I don't punch rights.

00:11:09.000 I'm not shitting on Tim Pool.

00:11:09.000 But does he not swear?

00:11:11.000 No.

00:11:12.000 He tries not to.

00:11:13.000 I mean, we had... What do you mean, he?

00:11:16.000 Aren't you him?

00:11:19.000 Well, no, my guests, Gavin.

00:11:21.000 Gosh.

00:11:23.000 Anyway.

00:11:25.000 All right.

00:11:28.000 So we all tried not using our phones today.

00:11:30.000 Oh, sorry.

00:11:31.000 Go ahead.

00:11:32.000 Well, yeah.

00:11:32.000 When I had Rogan on, he was cursing up a storm.

00:11:34.000 But I mean, how are you going to tell Rogan to stop cussing?

00:11:36.000 You know what I mean?

00:11:37.000 He's also hosting the Celebrity Mailbag tomorrow.

00:11:39.000 So send in all your letters.

00:11:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:40.000 Joe Rogan is hosting our Celebrity Mailbag.

00:11:42.000 It's amazing how many stars we get on this network.

00:11:45.000 It's amazing.

00:11:45.000 It's crazy, man.

00:11:46.000 Who have we had?

00:11:48.000 Crazy.

00:11:50.000 Carrie Fisher.

00:11:51.000 Carrie Fisher, Joe Rogan, the entire cast of YMCA, Village People.

00:11:56.000 Yeah, each, well, separate episodes.

00:11:58.000 Yeah, we had Bea Arthur, Tony Soprano, Jack Black.

00:12:02.000 It's amazing.

00:12:03.000 Darryl from More Plates, More Dates, Bill Burr, Lever King, Tim Poole.

00:12:06.000 So here's my take on, so just to remind you what we're trying to do with this Thursday thing.

00:12:13.000 It's not illegal.

00:12:14.000 You're not going to jail.

00:12:15.000 It's sort of like when Dante, Nero, and I first came up with no wanks.

00:12:18.000 You can wank.

00:12:20.000 You just try to keep it to a minimum.

00:12:21.000 And I think this is kind of a revolutionary concept, by the way.

00:12:25.000 Like, you should read books, right?

00:12:30.000 You don't got to read every book like it's in a high school book report from front page to last page.

00:12:36.000 Don't miss a page.

00:12:37.000 You could fuck around.

00:12:39.000 You can read a little bit of one book, throw it away, read some other of another book.

00:12:43.000 I actually like this about PETA, believe it or not.

00:12:46.000 PETA is like you don't need to be a vegan.

00:12:48.000 Just try to eat less meat.

00:12:49.000 Now, obviously, PETA is retarded and they kill millions of dogs with their bullshit.

00:12:52.000 But I like the concept of and it's kind of a Catholic concept where you don't have to be perfect.

00:12:58.000 We're not saying all or nothing, which is what the left does.

00:13:01.000 You're 100% with us or 100% against us.

00:13:04.000 I'm not saying that.

00:13:05.000 Just try to be better.

00:13:07.000 And you don't even have to be better all week.

00:13:09.000 Thursdays we're going to try to avoid our phones.

00:13:14.000 Just as a silly social experiment.

00:13:17.000 Now I started today looking at my phone for an hour from 8.30 to 9.30 because I forgot that today was the day.

00:13:26.000 And then I went, oh fuck shit.

00:13:28.000 And I put it down and I gotta say even that moment I put it down I was like

00:13:35.000 Let's start the day.

00:13:37.000 And I started, like, cooking.

00:13:39.000 Coming up with shit.

00:13:41.000 I built some shelves in my son's room.

00:13:44.000 I built some stowage for Stowie.

00:13:47.000 He has a sloth named Stowie.

00:13:49.000 So I built him a round shelf that looks pretty bad, because I'm not a good carpenter.

00:13:55.000 But, like, I don't know.

00:13:57.000 Another thing I noticed about today was it was long as shit.

00:14:00.000 Long?

00:14:01.000 Yeah.

00:14:02.000 Oh, boy.

00:14:03.000 Not boring.

00:14:04.000 I'm not saying, like, oh, fuck.

00:14:06.000 But, like, the day... When you look at your phone every time you're remotely bored, the day compacts.

00:14:13.000 And when you take that out, and you can sit and stare, I don't know, it adds, like, a few hours to the day.

00:14:19.000 Yeah?

00:14:21.000 So what did you do, Matty?

00:14:23.000 I, uh... I slept late.

00:14:26.000 Did you avoid your phone today?

00:14:28.000 Uh, when you text me that, yeah.

00:14:31.000 Because I didn't get the memo.

00:14:33.000 So, yeah.

00:14:35.000 I was getting a tattoo when you sent me.

00:14:37.000 I said, I'm getting a tattoo right now.

00:14:39.000 Talk to you later.

00:14:40.000 And what's your tattoo, a swastika?

00:14:42.000 No, no, no.

00:14:43.000 It's the German eagle.

00:14:45.000 No, no, not the warbird.

00:14:48.000 It's that bald chick, what's her name, Ayanna Pressley?

00:14:51.000 No, it's Ivana Trump.

00:14:53.000 Let's keep guessing.

00:14:56.000 It's a combination of Ivanka Trump and Ayanna Pressley.

00:15:00.000 No, it's a traditional style tattoo, like old school.

00:15:05.000 It's a rope noose, and it has a banner wrapped around it that says, we had it all.

00:15:10.000 And the rope's broken.

00:15:12.000 Dumb.

00:15:12.000 And it's saying that we blew it.

00:15:14.000 We blew it.

00:15:15.000 I blew it.

00:15:16.000 After 50 years, I blew it.

00:15:19.000 So I went into our other pub, not the main pub, today.

00:15:24.000 We won't name names.

00:15:26.000 And they go, Matty just left.

00:15:28.000 I'm like, fuck.

00:15:31.000 Well, how bad can it be?

00:15:32.000 Okay.

00:15:33.000 Our chiropractor friend walks in.

00:15:35.000 Oh boy.

00:15:35.000 With his Down Syndrome daughter.

00:15:38.000 She was the most normal and intelligent person in the bar.

00:15:43.000 We talk for a second.

00:15:44.000 The chiropractor proceeds to tell me about Joe Tonelli's bladder cancer.

00:15:49.000 Oh yeah, I've got pictures.

00:15:50.000 His wife's meniscus surgery on her knee, which is like, dude, I don't care if Joe dies, I don't care if your wife dies.

00:15:56.000 I hear you.

00:15:57.000 But you have pictures of what?

00:15:58.000 Joe's bladder surgery?

00:16:00.000 Well, he's got his catheter and all these tubes.

00:16:02.000 Oh, he's showing his dick, right?

00:16:04.000 I don't have a dick pic.

00:16:06.000 He sent people a picture of his dick with a catheter in it.

00:16:09.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:16:10.000 What?

00:16:13.000 So that was painful.

00:16:14.000 And then Linda, who I'm trying to get on this show, she comes in and there's an Eastern European dude there who is like, but having a beer, that's great.

00:16:25.000 I love to drink a beer.

00:16:27.000 And Linda shows up and she goes, um, hi, are you having a beer?

00:16:31.000 Like it was beyond Howard Stern Whack Pack.

00:16:34.000 Yeah.

00:16:35.000 Every single person there... I know who you're talking about.

00:16:37.000 ...was garbage.

00:16:39.000 The Eastern European guy?

00:16:40.000 Yeah.

00:16:41.000 And then when the... I call him Hans Strudel.

00:16:43.000 When the chiropractor's Down Syndrome daughter... You know how, like, they're sort of like kids, so they hit you a lot?

00:16:48.000 Like, get out of here, you.

00:16:50.000 So he goes, this is my daughter, we were shopping, and she goes, bonk.

00:16:54.000 Because she's trying to socialize and be like, get out of here, Dad.

00:16:57.000 Yeah.

00:16:57.000 So he hit her pretty hard.

00:16:58.000 And then the Eastern European goes, guilty conscious!

00:17:02.000 Oh boy.

00:17:03.000 It's like, I think you think that's his wife, because you can't see her face, and you mean guilty conscience, and you're totally misreading this whole scenario.

00:17:13.000 This is a young girl, not a young girl, maybe a 30 year old, with Down syndrome, trying to socialize and not quite getting the cues.

00:17:20.000 And you're getting the cues way worse than her.

00:17:22.000 Yeah.

00:17:23.000 I think it's a fucking secret fag.

00:17:26.000 Linda comes in, and she goes, hi, you having a beer?

00:17:29.000 Oh, okay.

00:17:29.000 And he's like, I'm having a bottle of a beer.

00:17:32.000 It was beyond fucking Whack Pack.

00:17:35.000 And she goes, oh, I'm thinking of heading to the city.

00:17:40.000 I go, Linda, Linda, are you coming on the show tonight?

00:17:43.000 I'm trying to get her on the show.

00:17:44.000 And she goes, yeah, I mean, I have various appointments, various appointments in the city.

00:17:50.000 I might take the train.

00:17:51.000 I might take a taxi.

00:17:52.000 And I go, what are you going to the city for?

00:17:56.000 Oh, I have various appointments, but they're not strict.

00:17:59.000 They don't really care about the time.

00:18:00.000 They're all over the city.

00:18:01.000 It's various doctors.

00:18:03.000 I don't mean to interject, but I just received a text from Miami Mike, who says that she just whipped her tits out.

00:18:11.000 What?!

00:18:13.000 Yeah.

00:18:13.000 I'm gonna have to break the code here.

00:18:17.000 He goes, Homegirl just whipped her tits out.

00:18:24.000 All right, then.

00:18:28.000 Right after the pineapple conversation, yeah.

00:18:30.000 Wow.

00:18:31.000 That was 8-11.

00:18:33.000 Look at that big ass.

00:18:34.000 Look at that big juicy booty.

00:18:38.000 We're gonna have him on the show tomorrow, by the way, explaining that.

00:18:41.000 Oh, Stein?

00:18:42.000 Yeah, Alex Stein.

00:18:44.000 I love that.

00:18:44.000 He's meeting Marjorie Taylor Greene right now, so he can't be on the show.

00:18:47.000 Nice.

00:18:48.000 But, uh, she said, I have various appointments around the city with doctors and they're so scared of COVID, so I might take a train and I might go, but did you know there's a medical refuse and various bio-waste that they put on the train, on the chairs?

00:19:04.000 What?

00:19:05.000 Like, miscarriages?

00:19:07.000 What are you talking about?

00:19:09.000 Medical Refuge.

00:19:10.000 What the hell are you talking about?

00:19:13.000 I never saw her as that kind of crazy.

00:19:15.000 Anyway, so she goes, well, if you want me to come on the show, text me, text me.

00:19:20.000 And I go, okay.

00:19:21.000 So I'm sitting right next to her and I go, come on the show tonight, 730.

00:19:25.000 I'll pick you up, drive you to the Bronx, blah, blah, blah.

00:19:28.000 And I can hear her going bloop, bloop on her phone.

00:19:30.000 And then I did something crazy.

00:19:33.000 I go, see?

00:19:35.000 I just texted you.

00:19:37.000 And I show her my phone.

00:19:38.000 Dude, she's in my phone as crazy lady from the bar.

00:19:42.000 Oh my god.

00:19:43.000 Nice.

00:19:44.000 Did she pick up on it?

00:19:45.000 What's that?

00:19:46.000 Say that again?

00:19:47.000 I don't think so.

00:19:49.000 I don't think that she can pick up anything.

00:19:52.000 Holy shit.

00:19:54.000 It's possible.

00:19:55.000 So now she's in my phone as Linda, smart person from the bar.

00:20:00.000 Oh Jesus.

00:20:01.000 I'm tempted to go get her now.

00:20:03.000 Please, it's a fucking joke!

00:20:06.000 No.

00:20:08.000 She'd be here for like 10 minutes and be like, I gotta go.

00:20:09.000 I know I got time for that!

00:20:10.000 Okay, bye!

00:20:11.000 See you later.

00:20:12.000 Leave!

00:20:13.000 She is certifiably... In New York State, she's what they would call straight 730.

00:20:18.000 Her brain is just...

00:20:20.000 The wires are frazzled, like nothing makes any sense.

00:20:25.000 So have you been in a taxi recently?

00:20:27.000 Yeah.

00:20:29.000 Not really.

00:20:29.000 I take Ubers or I take the train.

00:20:31.000 I can't remember when I was last in a taxi.

00:20:33.000 A few years ago, I guess.

00:20:35.000 Taxis are kind of over in New York.

00:20:37.000 It's like, oh, well, did you know, I mean, you can get an app where they show up anywhere.

00:20:41.000 They show up in the Bronx, anywhere.

00:20:45.000 No, that's not true.

00:20:46.000 You're not going to summon a fucking New York taxi up in like Westchester.

00:20:50.000 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

00:20:55.000 Yeah, I can't wait to be after the show and find out what that was all about.

00:21:00.000 She pulled her tits out.

00:21:01.000 I actually looked at her tits today and they are about here.

00:21:04.000 She's probably 55.

00:21:07.000 I don't know.

00:21:08.000 She's in her late 50s, early 60s.

00:21:11.000 Yeah.

00:21:12.000 And she's dirty.

00:21:13.000 Call Miami.

00:21:15.000 Okay.

00:21:17.000 Do it right now.

00:21:18.000 Yeah.

00:21:19.000 Wait, did I send you that rapist?

00:21:23.000 Let's call both rapists.

00:21:25.000 Miami Mike.

00:21:27.000 I don't think you could say that.

00:21:28.000 Just kidding.

00:21:32.000 Did the girl live here as well?

00:21:34.000 Yes, but she's fine.

00:21:35.000 Everything that they're saying against him is a lie.

00:21:38.000 Okay.

00:21:39.000 And the child, are you related to her?

00:21:41.000 Or her mother?

00:21:42.000 She's my daughter.

00:21:43.000 The woman who refused to provide her name and conceal her face states that she has not filed charges against the 27-year-old Gerson Fuentes, no relation to Nick, who is charged with rape.

00:21:54.000 I don't believe it.

00:21:54.000 I think the authorities, instead of the FBI, whatever, instead of saying we're gonna kill you if you don't make this guy a rapist, they just offered them ten grand.

00:22:01.000 And they said, look, here's the deal.

00:22:22.000 It'll be off the news cycle in a couple weeks.

00:22:24.000 They didn't explain it very well, but they said, here's $10,000.

00:22:27.000 Take this.

00:22:32.000 We're going to deport your husband.

00:22:34.000 And then he can come back through the border whenever he wants.

00:22:39.000 Don't talk to the media.

00:22:41.000 And they're going to say horrible things about him.

00:22:45.000 Horrible things.

00:22:46.000 Those are lies.

00:22:47.000 Those guys are liars.

00:22:49.000 And that's all they said.

00:22:50.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.000 And she's like, OK, we'll take the $10,000.

00:22:54.000 OK.

00:22:55.000 Now Biden is no longer a liar.

00:22:58.000 We have our 10 pounds of flesh.

00:23:00.000 So what happened to the doctors that she went to?

00:23:03.000 Why are they being held responsible?

00:23:05.000 Because they told the truth.

00:23:07.000 As far as this story goes, we got the bad guy.

00:23:10.000 Oh, you're right, though.

00:23:12.000 Their job is to file a complaint immediately.

00:23:16.000 Immediately, not weeks later.

00:23:18.000 They're mandatory reporters.

00:23:22.000 That's bullshit.

00:23:23.000 Something's been bugging me.

00:23:25.000 CPS would have been called.

00:23:26.000 The kid would have been taken away.

00:23:27.000 I know what it is.

00:23:28.000 I'm sorry.

00:23:28.000 All sorts of stuff.

00:23:29.000 This has been bugging me.

00:23:30.000 I'm a physician.

00:23:32.000 I just remembered two weeks ago a nine-year-old came in here and had been raped.

00:23:35.000 She'd just turned ten and she was pregnant and I forgot to call the authorities!

00:23:41.000 Anybody in the emergency room or doctor's office is mandatorily has to report that.

00:23:46.000 A pregnant ten-year-old walks into your office and you're like, get in line bitch!

00:23:51.000 Yeah.

00:23:52.000 More of that normal shit that I deal with every day.

00:23:56.000 I would faint.

00:23:57.000 I would start screaming and then I would faint and then after the smelling salts I'd come to and go, 9-1-1.

00:24:05.000 Then I would start crying.

00:24:07.000 I wouldn't be like, whatever.

00:24:08.000 Like if you showed up at the hospital with a stab wound or a gunshot, they're calling the cops immediately.

00:24:15.000 Immediately.

00:24:17.000 If a 10-year-old girl walks into a fucking doctor's, a GYN, OBGYN, or emergency room, or a doctor's, immediately, they're getting called.

00:24:25.000 That's the million-dollar question here.

00:24:28.000 Like child services, everyone's getting called.

00:24:31.000 Why did we not hear about this guy until after Biden was called a liar?

00:24:36.000 Because it's fucking bullshit.

00:24:37.000 It's bullshit.

00:24:38.000 All of it.

00:24:38.000 I'm sorry.

00:24:40.000 I'm trying to be non-conspiracy Jones, but it's not happening.

00:24:46.000 Kind of like Russian collusion.

00:24:49.000 I'm sorry!

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00:27:02.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

00:27:10.000 Did you show the clip?

00:27:11.000 Yeah, you showed the clip, right?

00:27:12.000 I did, see, see.

00:27:14.000 I want to show you what I did with no phones.

00:27:16.000 Matty, though it was late in the day, how was your, uh, no phones day?

00:27:23.000 Um, when I got the message, I stopped using it and I got here tonight at like 7.30 and I was like, oh, where's the boss?

00:27:34.000 And Ryan's like, I don't know.

00:27:36.000 I can't call him.

00:27:39.000 I mean, it was good.

00:27:40.000 I mean, I've been riding my bike the last couple of weeks, so I've been kind of off the... Oh, and you're weird on your bike, right?

00:27:47.000 You don't listen to anything.

00:27:48.000 No.

00:27:49.000 Even if it's a 16-hour drive, you just... I like to listen to the bike and the road and what's around me.

00:27:56.000 I saw some black gangster with like a gold, you know, Nazi motorcycle helmet.

00:28:01.000 You know those ones?

00:28:02.000 Yeah.

00:28:03.000 And he's on a dirt bike.

00:28:05.000 And I was like, you know, the wave we all do.

00:28:08.000 I was like, I don't feel like giving you the wave.

00:28:10.000 And then I realized he doesn't know the wave culture.

00:28:14.000 Probably not.

00:28:14.000 He's not doing the wave.

00:28:17.000 They're not part of society, these wheelie fucking dirt bike dudes.

00:28:24.000 People outside of society.

00:28:26.000 They don't like us.

00:28:27.000 And we're the outcasts.

00:28:29.000 The rebels of the hood don't even like the rebels.

00:28:34.000 I got my big ride coming up.

00:28:38.000 So that's Stowie.

00:28:40.000 I made him a little shelf.

00:28:42.000 It looks terrible.

00:28:43.000 He's big enough to cover it.

00:28:46.000 That's exactly why.

00:28:47.000 If you look at the other picture you can see, look how bad that is.

00:28:54.000 Definitely not level.

00:28:57.000 It's a quarter of a circle.

00:28:58.000 Yeah, it's not level.

00:29:00.000 It's painted in a really crude way.

00:29:03.000 Looks like shit, but show these other shelves I made.

00:29:06.000 Yeah.

00:29:06.000 And not only did I put the shelves up.

00:29:08.000 That's my son.

00:29:09.000 I made him a little reading nook, which he's using to look at videos.

00:29:13.000 But we got a whole organized thing there with dinosaurs and then cars, baseball trophies.

00:29:19.000 That's the bottom shelf.

00:29:20.000 Top shelf is all superheroes.

00:29:22.000 And then the top, top shelf is like random bric-a-brac that's too small to go on the other shelves.

00:29:27.000 So baseball and then just fictional stuff like space and dinosaurs and superheroes.

00:29:32.000 Yeah.

00:29:32.000 Things that never existed.

00:29:35.000 Hmm.

00:29:36.000 Well actually, you people believe dinosaurs existed.

00:29:39.000 They were just dragons and they were around for like an hour and a half.

00:29:43.000 Far more likely.

00:29:44.000 Oh.

00:29:46.000 Did you know that, Matty?

00:29:47.000 That he doesn't believe in dinosaurs?

00:29:48.000 Yeah.

00:29:48.000 Correct.

00:29:49.000 He thinks, well he does believe in dinosaurs.

00:29:51.000 Only what's in the Bible he said.

00:29:52.000 So he follows the Bible completely literally and Earth is 3,000 years old and dinosaurs did exist but they were dragons and stuff like the Loch Ness Monster.

00:30:06.000 Do they mention dragons in the Bible?

00:30:08.000 I don't think so.

00:30:10.000 I think they did.

00:30:10.000 And there was also a dragon?

00:30:11.000 I think there is a weird, like, giant lizard.

00:30:14.000 And there's maps, too, where they have dragons on the maps.

00:30:17.000 They have paintings from the 1500s.

00:30:18.000 There's maps in the Bible?

00:30:19.000 No, no, no.

00:30:19.000 Just throughout history.

00:30:21.000 Right.

00:30:22.000 He's not... Matty was talking about the Bible.

00:30:24.000 Right.

00:30:24.000 The good book.

00:30:26.000 And... but there's big giants in the Bible.

00:30:29.000 So where are those giant bones?

00:30:30.000 The Anunnaki.

00:30:31.000 They're hidden.

00:30:32.000 The Smithsonian hides them.

00:30:34.000 The Nephilim.

00:30:36.000 And as I've said many times, my good friend Yona, a very intelligent lawyer, smart guy, believes this shit.

00:30:48.000 And he sent me a video he made me watch.

00:30:51.000 What's it called?

00:30:52.000 Dinosaurs or Dragons?

00:30:53.000 Dinosaurs or Dragons or something like that?

00:30:55.000 Dinosaurs or Dragons.

00:30:58.000 There's more crazies now than there have ever been.

00:31:02.000 With all due respect to my good friend who doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

00:31:05.000 And I don't mean Ryan, he's not my good friend.

00:31:07.000 I'm a great friend.

00:31:10.000 Like, flat earth wasn't a thing.

00:31:13.000 People go, the common misunderstanding, and this is up there with, we stole the land from the Indians and then we used slaves to buy, to build society.

00:31:21.000 The common misunderstanding is that everyone believed there was flat earth and then Galileo came along and said, no it's spherical and they threw him in jail.

00:31:29.000 No, Galileo said,

00:31:32.000 Maybe everything revolves around the sun.

00:31:35.000 Everyone believed planets were spherical.

00:31:37.000 You know why?

00:31:38.000 Because they had eyeballs and they saw the fucking moon.

00:31:43.000 So Galileo has nothing to do with flat earth.

00:31:46.000 That's not a thing.

00:31:47.000 No one believed in flat earth.

00:31:49.000 It was a few crazies in the cave days like seven guys during cave days.

00:31:54.000 Now

00:31:56.000 Everyone believes in Flat Earth.

00:31:57.000 You have thousands and thousands of people that believe there's this massive conspiracy.

00:32:02.000 The Earth is actually shaped like a contact lens.

00:32:05.000 And there's a whole myriad of other planets that are shaped like that.

00:32:11.000 And for some strange reason, they don't want us to travel and know this.

00:32:16.000 No, there's been no evidence of, or sorry, no even theory on why we're not allowed to know.

00:32:22.000 Yeah.

00:32:23.000 That, you know.

00:32:24.000 What happens with the water?

00:32:27.000 What do you mean?

00:32:27.000 Does the ocean just never ending keep replenishing?

00:32:30.000 No, it's not a cliff.

00:32:31.000 It's a contact lens.

00:32:32.000 It's like an upside down frisbee.

00:32:34.000 Oh, it's concave.

00:32:35.000 Yeah, it's a little plate.

00:32:36.000 Oh.

00:32:37.000 And then there's another plate over there and they're separated by snow.

00:32:40.000 I haven't really delved into the flat earther.

00:32:43.000 Yeah, I saw a great documentary about it where they debunked themselves in the documentary, but they were like, let's keep going.

00:32:50.000 This is too fun.

00:32:53.000 But do you believe the earth is flat, Ryan?

00:32:55.000 I don't.

00:32:56.000 I don't believe anything.

00:32:57.000 I don't believe anything.

00:32:59.000 That's an interesting take.

00:33:00.000 Cop out.

00:33:00.000 So here's one of the theories that it's like this, and then this ice wall, and then it's like ice all around.

00:33:08.000 So we're on a larger ball probably, maybe?

00:33:11.000 Wait, that's all blue.

00:33:13.000 Shouldn't that be white?

00:33:14.000 Yeah, I think that's just the end of it.

00:33:16.000 So they always say there's like military guys to stop you.

00:33:19.000 What's their motive?

00:33:21.000 Like why do they care?

00:33:22.000 I don't know.

00:33:24.000 Yeah.

00:33:24.000 That's crazy.

00:33:25.000 That's the problem here.

00:33:27.000 The motive.

00:33:28.000 Well, I think an easy motive that people don't mention and I think it's kind of silly, it's like... Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

00:33:34.000 Yep.

00:33:34.000 Ryan's about to say one of the most retarded things you've ever heard in your life.

00:33:38.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:33:39.000 The theory that I think makes the most sense would be...

00:33:42.000 That, you know, there's way more real estate outside of this, you know, and only the people that, like, you know, can afford to go out there, you know, can harvest it.

00:33:51.000 Real estate?

00:33:51.000 Yeah, and then also, like, picture, like, let's say, like, there's a big globe earth, right, or something, and it's all made of ice, but there's, like, a sun and a moon, and the sun is melting these ice patches, and it's what's causing us to, like, thrive and stuff like that.

00:34:06.000 I don't actually believe that, but that's one of the arguments.

00:34:07.000 What does Bill Gates own?

00:34:08.000 He owns like 600,000 acres of farmland in America.

00:34:13.000 If you're rich, there's no limit to how much land you can own.

00:34:17.000 We're not running out of land.

00:34:19.000 Here's another question that got brought up in my D&D group that I just made on Discord.

00:34:24.000 It's closed, so you can't join it.

00:34:26.000 Oh, fuck!

00:34:27.000 I can't join your D&D Discord?

00:34:29.000 Thanks a lot, God!

00:34:31.000 Well, don't blame God.

00:34:33.000 I mean, I'm the one, you know, constructing the whole thing.

00:34:35.000 He made you, though.

00:34:36.000 He made some random tourist nip fuck a Puerto Rican and then skip town.

00:34:41.000 That was his plan.

00:34:43.000 Anyway, so... Why is Tim Poole so hurt by the fact that Ryan's father abandoned him?

00:34:49.000 I don't know if I reacted in a hurt way.

00:34:51.000 You seemed really crushed.

00:34:53.000 That Ryan's father doesn't love him.

00:34:53.000 How?

00:34:56.000 This is me in slow motion, but I did this.

00:34:58.000 Wait, why is your voice slipping into Ryan's voice?

00:35:01.000 That's what I did in slow motion.

00:35:02.000 So it's just like looking to the right.

00:35:04.000 Anyway, somebody said, like, besides Steve Jobs, how many elites do you know die of cancer?

00:35:11.000 Name one.

00:35:14.000 I don't... I would say all of them.

00:35:17.000 Like, do you think Klaus Schwab will ever die of cancer?

00:35:19.000 Wait, will?

00:35:21.000 What?

00:35:21.000 He's not dead yet.

00:35:22.000 So, now you have to go back over dead elites and tell me their death.

00:35:26.000 Old dead elites.

00:35:27.000 Who are old dead elites?

00:35:28.000 What's a dead elite?

00:35:29.000 Like, one of the elite, like, puppet masters.

00:35:31.000 Like, you know, like, um... Yeah, like, buy me one.

00:35:34.000 Like Bill Gates.

00:35:34.000 Buy me an elite, a dead elite, and tell me what he died of.

00:35:38.000 We'll look it up.

00:35:39.000 We'll check it out.

00:35:40.000 They're immortal.

00:35:40.000 They're not even dead.

00:35:42.000 I mean, I'm just saying that there's probably a cure for cancer out there and they have it because they're elite, you know, and they only just like put it on us serfs.

00:35:48.000 There's a lot of 120 year old elites.

00:35:50.000 Yeah.

00:35:51.000 The whole concept, maybe I'm naive, but when I think of elites, I think of like boomers, some of the greatest generation.

00:35:58.000 I don't really think of dead people.

00:36:00.000 Like, what about Rothschild?

00:36:04.000 You know the Rothschilds?

00:36:05.000 They invented the banking system.

00:36:06.000 Yeah.

00:36:07.000 Are they dead?

00:36:08.000 What did they die of?

00:36:11.000 What age did they die at?

00:36:12.000 Let's look it up.

00:36:14.000 Maybe they left forever.

00:36:14.000 Okay.

00:36:15.000 Rockefeller.

00:36:16.000 John, the guy behind Chase Bank.

00:36:18.000 Definitely not cancer.

00:36:19.000 J.P.

00:36:19.000 Morgan.

00:36:20.000 Morgan.

00:36:20.000 J.P.

00:36:20.000 What did J.P.

00:36:21.000 Morgan die of?

00:36:24.000 These are all heart attacks.

00:36:26.000 Rothschild.

00:36:27.000 Morgan.

00:36:27.000 Let's see.

00:36:27.000 J.P.

00:36:31.000 Conspiracy theories are good and bad.

00:36:34.000 I like people to be skeptical as shit.

00:36:37.000 A stroke.

00:36:38.000 This guy died of a stroke.

00:36:39.000 JP Morgan.

00:36:41.000 Okay, JP Morgan died of a stroke.

00:36:43.000 Now, Vanderbilt?

00:36:44.000 Well, that's pre-cancer, isn't it?

00:36:45.000 Vanderbilt?

00:36:46.000 What's pre-cancer?

00:36:47.000 Here's the other thing, too.

00:36:48.000 Pre-cancer?

00:36:50.000 We didn't diagnose cancer back then.

00:36:52.000 Or autism, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:54.000 So, people say cancer cases are going through the roof.

00:36:58.000 Yeah, because we didn't diagnose it back then.

00:37:00.000 Same with ADHD.

00:37:02.000 Yeah.

00:37:03.000 Or did autism actually come out of nowhere?

00:37:05.000 Did that actually pop up or was that an undiagnosed thing?

00:37:08.000 I feel like nobody had autism.

00:37:12.000 I remember there being retards and Down syndrome people.

00:37:15.000 No offense.

00:37:16.000 You're bald.

00:37:20.000 We got mad at that.

00:37:22.000 All the other stuff, he was chill.

00:37:24.000 I died of exhaustion.

00:37:27.000 Fuck off.

00:37:28.000 You know what?

00:37:29.000 Another thing about 1877, I call bullshit on your diagnoses.

00:37:35.000 You died of metastasized cancer, but we didn't know what it was.

00:37:38.000 We're like, oh, you were really tired.

00:37:41.000 It was on all of his ships.

00:37:42.000 You doubt their diagnoses?

00:37:44.000 I doubt the diagnosers.

00:37:47.000 OK, listen, man.

00:37:50.000 Alright, let's open the phone line to calls and cut out the freeloaders.

00:37:55.000 Wait, did you just say Dallas?

00:38:15.000 That's... Did you make that?

00:38:17.000 I made the music, but City Inquiry, the guy who makes all the backgrounds... Wait, you made the song?

00:38:21.000 I didn't make the song, I played it.

00:38:23.000 Let me see if there's actual... Wait, so you... There's no sound to it, so I just put a dope-ass Fall Out Boy song.

00:38:28.000 Yeah, there's no such thing as a dope-ass Fall Out Boy song.

00:38:33.000 You got me.

00:38:33.000 Oh, that's the name of the tour now?

00:38:35.000 Like Cognitive Dissidence?

00:38:36.000 Yeah, Cognitive Dissidence.

00:38:38.000 I'm very happy with it.

00:38:40.000 It's very clever.

00:38:41.000 It's a nice-ass graphic.

00:38:42.000 Dallas, Texas.

00:38:44.000 This guy makes graphics to the fuck on.

00:38:46.000 I don't even know what that means.

00:38:47.000 Gonna go down to Dealey Plaza.

00:38:49.000 Oh yeah, creepy.

00:38:51.000 Wait, we should go there.

00:38:55.000 One thing I noticed when last time I was in Dallas is everyone has fake tits.

00:39:01.000 Middle class woman, white trash, rich woman, white, black, everyone has fake tits.

00:39:07.000 I hate fake tits.

00:39:08.000 I fucking hate fake tits.

00:39:10.000 It's like fake flowers.

00:39:11.000 It's like cologne.

00:39:12.000 It's blasphemous.

00:39:13.000 I don't think I've ever met fake tits ever.

00:39:16.000 Oh, I dated a girl with fake tits and she sat me down and had a long conversation about how I have to pay more attention to her breasts.

00:39:22.000 Oh my god.

00:39:22.000 Because I'd been ignoring them.

00:39:24.000 And she was right!

00:39:25.000 I was ignoring them.

00:39:27.000 They were hard as rocks!

00:39:27.000 Yeah, how would you feel?

00:39:29.000 And I found out later that she used to be fat and she lost a bunch of weight so she felt like her tits were too droopy after losing the weight.

00:39:38.000 I'm like, bring back the droopers!

00:39:41.000 Oh boy.

00:39:43.000 Fucking bring me the droopers!

00:39:44.000 So she had an abduction and an implant?

00:39:46.000 What?

00:39:46.000 She had a reduction?

00:39:47.000 No.

00:39:48.000 Just had an implant.

00:39:49.000 A lift?

00:39:50.000 No.

00:39:50.000 I don't know.

00:39:51.000 It was just... They were hanging down.

00:39:56.000 If you're over 26, you love a droop.

00:40:00.000 Give me some droop.

00:40:01.000 I want four pencils.

00:40:03.000 I could handle... As long as it doesn't touch your waistline, we're in business.

00:40:10.000 It's all in the armpit anyway when they lay down.

00:40:12.000 Yeah, they talk about bombing abortion clinics.

00:40:15.000 We should bomb breast reduction clinics.

00:40:17.000 Allegedly.

00:40:18.000 Just kidding, FBI.

00:40:20.000 Phew, that was close.

00:40:21.000 We're not really doing that.

00:40:22.000 Every good joke I gotta tell the FBI.

00:40:23.000 I'm kidding.

00:40:24.000 A joke, a joke.

00:40:26.000 Yeah, maybe the FBI's job is to kill all of our jokes.

00:40:31.000 Operation stop them from saying funny shit.

00:40:33.000 So now we're about to go behind the paywall, but we're also doing the live chat.

00:40:41.000 We have a super chat here where we take money.

00:40:43.000 100% of it goes to Max and John.

00:40:45.000 I have no idea how much money we've raised.

00:40:48.000 Let's say five grand.

00:40:50.000 Here we go.

00:40:51.000 Question for Maddie regarding the recent Shitty Kitchen episode.

00:40:55.000 Were you born a poor black child or did I learn to quote-unquote wash chicken somewhere else?

00:41:01.000 I've never seen a white person do it.

00:41:03.000 Food looks banging, by the way.

00:41:04.000 Any chance of you catering the Cognitive Dissonance Tour?

00:41:07.000 Best regards, Ben Groh.

00:41:09.000 All right, bang.

00:41:10.000 Um, I don't know.

00:41:12.000 I just wash chicken.

00:41:13.000 Not smart.

00:41:14.000 I've just, uh, you know, I don't go crazy like scrubbing or anything.

00:41:17.000 Just give it a quick rinse off, pat it dry.

00:41:21.000 So that's clearly a black man, and he's impressed that you wash chicken.

00:41:27.000 I'm black from the waist down.

00:41:28.000 What?

00:41:29.000 I'm black from the waist down.

00:41:30.000 And your impulse control?

00:41:33.000 I have poor impulse control.

00:41:36.000 Poor consequential thinking.

00:41:37.000 So we take these Super Chats, we give the money to Max and John, they're getting out in about nine months?

00:41:43.000 Eight months now?

00:41:45.000 Oh, my Mets bet's doing pretty well, by the way.

00:41:47.000 It's coming back up.

00:41:48.000 I think I'm back up to a thousand bucks.

00:41:50.000 Nashville Ships.

00:41:51.000 They are still fourth in the entire MLB.

00:41:54.000 Is that rare at this point?

00:41:56.000 What?

00:41:56.000 Is that rare at this point?

00:41:57.000 Is it before they drop off?

00:41:59.000 Oh, the Mets would be down in the fucking dumps usually at this time of year.

00:42:03.000 Damn.

00:42:05.000 Yeah, the fact that they're in the top five is insane.

00:42:09.000 Insane.

00:42:10.000 And it's kind of indicative of what's going on in America here.

00:42:14.000 Because they were led by what's called the Tampon family, and they were fucking up the team, Wilpons, and they got a new guy, some rich Jew, who said, I'm going to be smart about this, and he saved the team.

00:42:28.000 Now they're in the top five.

00:42:29.000 And that's what's going on with Joe Biden.

00:42:31.000 Look at our awesome Joe Biden quote shirts we're selling.

00:42:35.000 Joe Biden is hiring people, or whoever controls him, is hiring people based on how female they are, how black they are, and his administration is a fucking shitshow.

00:42:45.000 There's a great article in the Post today about how all the people in charge of our economy, your economy, my economy, Mattie's economy, Ryan's gas, everyone's shit, is

00:43:01.000 Totally inexperienced, totally incompetent.

00:43:03.000 In the Trump years, Trump himself has like 42 years of business experience.

00:43:10.000 His administration's median business experience was approximately 12-13 years.

00:43:16.000 This administration, the median experience is 0.

00:43:20.000 Zero.

00:43:24.000 There's that weird black woman who looks like a cockroach.

00:43:26.000 Jesus.

00:43:27.000 There's some fucking community organizer.

00:43:30.000 All of their experiences in government and community organizing.

00:43:33.000 Zero in economics.

00:43:36.000 Zero.

00:43:36.000 I want a guy who has five McDonald's under him.

00:43:40.000 Yeah.

00:43:42.000 That's who you want to do shit.

00:43:43.000 Like when we were shooting the fucking censored live show, you want a guy with like white hair who's fat and bored and has a love.

00:43:55.000 You don't want young people doing this shit.

00:43:58.000 You don't want inexperienced people.

00:44:00.000 Like, that's the beauty of Western culture.

00:44:03.000 You get someone who's been doing this shit, whether it's investing, cutting hair, bartending, designing entire cities, you want someone who's been doing it for 20 years.

00:44:15.000 That's the way it works.

00:44:16.000 Not interns.

00:44:18.000 Not interns!

00:44:19.000 Can you find that article, Ryan?

00:44:22.000 What are you fucking doing, nose beers over there?

00:44:25.000 No, I was just... I had a little, um... I don't even know what it's called.

00:44:29.000 Boogie, like a boogie.

00:44:31.000 You had a boogie?

00:44:31.000 I just, like, sucked it up.

00:44:33.000 Well, if you have a booger, you go like this.

00:44:34.000 No, I don't pick, that's gross.

00:44:35.000 I shouldn't hear... No, that's gross.

00:44:38.000 That's gross.

00:44:38.000 I'll admit the sound is gross, but picking around there... So the way you deal with boogers is you make the same sound as you doing cocaine.

00:44:46.000 Yes.

00:44:47.000 So you inhale your boogers.

00:44:49.000 Well, no, it's just like a little mucus.

00:44:51.000 You just kick it back.

00:44:53.000 But I guess not mucus, not boogers, mucus.

00:44:56.000 All right, find this article, newyorkpost.com.

00:44:59.000 It's embarrassing.

00:45:00.000 Miranda Devine, who is a gift, a divine gift from Australia, I believe.

00:45:06.000 I don't think women can write.

00:45:08.000 Generally, they're the worst writers in the world.

00:45:10.000 All of my favorite writers are female.

00:45:13.000 That's not a contradiction.

00:45:15.000 Candice Millard, Ann Coulter, Miranda Devine, Naomi Schafer-Riley, all of my favorite writers are female.

00:45:23.000 Women can't write.

00:45:25.000 And liberals don't understand that.

00:45:27.000 They're like, that doesn't make sense.

00:45:29.000 Yes, it does.

00:45:31.000 You could say white men can't jump and your favorite basketball players could be white males.

00:45:37.000 They're the exceptions to the rule.

00:45:40.000 Okay, look at this fucking article.

00:45:44.000 Go down a bit.

00:45:45.000 We're at 9.1%.

00:45:47.000 Look at this fucking fool.

00:45:50.000 Zoom out a little tiny bit.

00:45:54.000 So obviously the inflation problem is excessive fiscal stimulus, meaning printing money like it's garbage.

00:46:01.000 Zimbabwe ways, where we're going to have a fucking thousand dollar bill soon.

00:46:07.000 But look at this.

00:46:08.000 Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has zero business experience, having spent her entire life in academia and government.

00:46:15.000 That might explain why she was in denial about inflation for so long.

00:46:19.000 Keep going down.

00:46:23.000 Look at her.

00:46:23.000 And remember, was it AOC or someone?

00:46:26.000 Or Hillary Clinton was asked about the economy and they go, well we have a woman running the Federal Reserve, that's something.

00:46:34.000 What?

00:46:35.000 This is the cockroach woman I talked about.

00:46:37.000 Doesn't she look like a bug?

00:46:38.000 I knew that was the cockroach woman.

00:46:40.000 Cecilia Rouse.

00:46:41.000 She's the chair of the Council of Economic Advisors.

00:46:46.000 She is in control of our economy.

00:46:51.000 Business experience?

00:46:52.000 Fuck all.

00:46:53.000 Zero.

00:46:57.000 We need a glue trap in the White House.

00:47:00.000 It's pretty cool they got that guy from Dead Presidents.

00:47:03.000 Kirby.

00:47:07.000 Kirby's in the cabinet.

00:47:09.000 This woman in bed with China, probably.

00:47:11.000 That's racist, but it's probably true.

00:47:13.000 And then this is my favorite.

00:47:15.000 Look at this woman.

00:47:16.000 What's her name?

00:47:19.000 Shalanda Young has no background in the business world, but look at what she's in charge of.

00:47:25.000 It might be down a bit.

00:47:26.000 Shalanda Young, who's never done anything business-y in her life.

00:47:30.000 Office of Management and Budget Director.

00:47:32.000 Where is that?

00:47:33.000 Right underneath your picture.

00:47:35.000 Oh yeah, sorry.

00:47:38.000 Office of Management and Budget Director.

00:47:41.000 Controlling America's budget with zero experience in the business world.

00:47:46.000 Oh, there's everyone's transportation czar.

00:47:51.000 There he is.

00:47:52.000 Alfred E. Newman.

00:47:54.000 Anyway, alright, let's go behind the paywall.

00:47:56.000 But before we do, we're going to read a couple letters and take a couple calls so you can see what Thursday nights are really like here at the Drunken Idiot Festival.

00:48:08.000 You are on the air.

00:48:09.000 I'm here to have a conversation.

00:48:11.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:48:13.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.

00:48:16.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:48:18.000 You have one thing.

00:48:19.000 Thank you for calling.

00:48:20.000 It was great hearing from you.

00:48:23.000 Alright, next call.

00:48:26.000 Here's a letter called Thinking Men Can Change Their Mind.

00:48:29.000 Hey Gavin Ryguy, longtime viewer and subscriber.

00:48:31.000 Recently you were talking about how every now and again you learn something new and it changes your mind on said subject.

00:48:37.000 How an honest man may change his whole view when met with that new evidence is truth.

00:48:43.000 I believe that too.

00:48:43.000 You're not a real man unless you change your mind about something once a year.

00:48:47.000 Something major.

00:48:49.000 You should always be changing your mind.

00:48:52.000 I mean, you obviously have your foundations.

00:48:54.000 You want to be true to who you are and you're like, I will never stop believing in free speech and the Second Amendment.

00:49:00.000 But as far as nuance goes, when you get more information, you have to tweak your thing.

00:49:05.000 That's why debating is so healthy.

00:49:07.000 And that's why the left is outlawed.

00:49:09.000 Because they don't want to be checked and balanced because they're wrong.

00:49:15.000 I have a BS in criminal justice blah blah blah I don't care.

00:49:19.000 So where am I going with this?

00:49:20.000 Using NASA's own words I plan to show 1.

00:49:22.000 At a minimum we didn't go to the moon.

00:49:24.000 2.

00:49:26.000 The earth is not what the mainstream tells us as in size and possible shape.

00:49:33.000 I didn't vet these letters.

00:49:36.000 3.

00:49:36.000 The earth is a creation and the sun moon and stars revolve around us.

00:49:42.000 Oh we're getting right into the crazy right out of the gate.

00:49:47.000 I started this research in 2016 and in the beginning I was trying to debunk the whole flat earth concept.

00:49:52.000 If at all possible leave your cognitive dissonance behind you and seek the truth.

00:49:56.000 I know you are highly intelligent and won't let prior misconceptions hinder your search for truth.

00:50:01.000 See this is unfortunate because I'm trying to sell censored.tv to new subscribers and it looks like the loony bin over here.

00:50:10.000 So here's a quick 30 second vid for the show.

00:50:14.000 So it's a toy.

00:50:15.000 It's a toy model.

00:50:16.000 It's a freaking toy model.

00:50:18.000 You know, this is the shuttle that you think exists.

00:50:22.000 And we got a guy in the background ducking, you know, the guy that runs the model.

00:50:26.000 It's a freaking joke.

00:50:32.000 All right.

00:50:33.000 I guess we'll look into that later.

00:50:37.000 Tell Miami to bring her to the studio right now.

00:50:41.000 Yeah, you know what's fucking annoying?

00:50:43.000 He was in my phone as Miami Mike, and then this new thing updates it.

00:50:48.000 And now he's like Michael whatever his real name is.

00:50:51.000 Yeah.

00:50:51.000 And I don't even know.

00:50:54.000 Like Tommy Fatso Jim, I knew who that was.

00:50:57.000 Now it's Thomas Faltasino.

00:51:00.000 I'm like who the fuck is that?

00:51:03.000 Starts with a V. Oh yeah!

00:51:05.000 I remember now.

00:51:07.000 That just reminded me of this though, that um...

00:51:10.000 Well, she's probably gone by now, but... Yeah, that's an old... This is a great channel of how they used to make movies and models for movies and stuff.

00:51:21.000 What's up, Gavin?

00:51:22.000 Hey, man!

00:51:23.000 What's up?

00:51:24.000 Are you still with Crazy Lady?

00:51:26.000 No, no, I left.

00:51:27.000 I went to go walk the dog.

00:51:28.000 She ripped her titties out.

00:51:29.000 How did she whip... like, what was the context?

00:51:31.000 Whip her titties?

00:51:32.000 I don't know, I came downstairs with the dog, and Donnie and Scotty came running out, saying she just ripped her titties out, and Donnie said it was full of moles.

00:51:40.000 Yeah, she's got a lot of skin issues.

00:51:41.000 Yeah.

00:51:42.000 So she just pulled her tits out, like, at the bar?

00:51:46.000 Yeah.

00:51:46.000 She was sitting at the end.

00:51:47.000 I guess she just ripped her shirt up.

00:51:49.000 Holy Jesus.

00:51:52.000 What happened?

00:51:53.000 Was she kicked out?

00:51:55.000 No, she was still in there.

00:51:56.000 They went back in after a while.

00:51:58.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:52:00.000 We're like Europeans that way.

00:52:02.000 It's fine.

00:52:03.000 It's alright.

00:52:04.000 A little nipple.

00:52:05.000 But she loves pineapples.

00:52:06.000 Yeah, she's a big fan.

00:52:08.000 All right.

00:52:08.000 Thanks, man.

00:52:10.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:52:13.000 What the hell?

00:52:16.000 Wow.

00:52:18.000 Oh, shit.

00:52:19.000 I guess we're not getting her.

00:52:20.000 I think we're going to get her next week.

00:52:25.000 The 90 seconds you pretended to do a bad show when Anthony went to piss was better than all the combined minutes Ryan has filled in for you when you walk off.

00:52:33.000 The end was fucking hysterical, by the way.

00:52:35.000 Thank you very much, sir.

00:52:36.000 How dare you?

00:52:37.000 That's yesterday.

00:52:41.000 Anthony Comey went piss, and he left the show to me, and I didn't do a good job.

00:52:46.000 I was very scared.

00:52:48.000 I had nothing to say.

00:52:50.000 Cognitive Dissidence Tour poster.

00:52:53.000 Here's a pretty cool fucking poster.

00:52:55.000 I think we might have a winner here.

00:52:57.000 Winner winner.

00:52:59.000 Let's see.

00:53:00.000 Winner winner chicken dinner.

00:53:04.000 Judas Priest vibes.

00:53:08.000 The tour which is the Cognitive Dissidence Tour.

00:53:12.000 What do you think guys?

00:53:13.000 It's not bad.

00:53:14.000 I've seen a lot of greats.

00:53:15.000 This one's pretty great right?

00:53:17.000 That's pretty great!

00:53:19.000 Pretty good.

00:53:20.000 All right, let's take a call.

00:53:22.000 All right.

00:53:23.000 We've got Zane.

00:53:25.000 Zane the Brain.

00:53:26.000 775, you're on the live.

00:53:28.000 Sweetie.

00:53:28.000 What's going on, Zane?

00:53:33.000 How's it going?

00:53:35.000 All right.

00:53:39.000 Yeah, there.

00:53:40.000 Let's get down to it.

00:53:41.000 Yeah.

00:53:41.000 Can you guys hear me?

00:53:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:43.000 Can you hear me?

00:53:44.000 Yes, just say your name.

00:53:44.000 All right, sweet.

00:53:47.000 All right.

00:53:50.000 Wanted to call in and thank you for about three months ago when I wrote in a letter.

00:53:55.000 You prayed for my son, my premature child back in April.

00:54:03.000 I don't know if you remember it or not.

00:54:06.000 You're the guy with the baby with the heart problem?

00:54:10.000 No, no.

00:54:11.000 He was born premature and I just sent him like a quick message, the instant message.

00:54:18.000 Sorry, I'm at the gym.

00:54:20.000 And you just read it live, and you took a moment of silence for my kid and stuff, and I just wanted to thank you for that.

00:54:31.000 But you know, it's pretty soon coming out here, and it's awesome, man.

00:54:36.000 It's just a miracle.

00:54:39.000 Anyone that doesn't have a kid needs to have one, you know?

00:54:42.000 I just feel really good and close to you about that.

00:54:45.000 Right on, buddy.

00:54:47.000 Thanks for thanking us.

00:54:48.000 All the best.

00:54:49.000 Have a good one.

00:54:52.000 Here's a funny letter.

00:54:55.000 Animal Crossing.

00:54:56.000 Dear Gavin, Ryguy and Fatty Matty.

00:54:59.000 It's hard to believe this video is real.

00:55:01.000 It's sad from start to finish.

00:55:04.000 Hyphonics getting bullied by his girlfriend Consuela.

00:55:08.000 Sweetie.

00:55:10.000 You're not supposed to come in the room.

00:55:13.000 I'm guessing zodiac signs.

00:55:14.000 What's your zodiac sign?

00:55:16.000 You?

00:55:18.000 What's your name and sweetie?

00:55:20.000 I'm going to wait.

00:55:21.000 What are you doing right now?

00:55:22.000 Are you playing Animal Crossing?

00:55:24.000 I was, but I had to stop because I can't see.

00:55:27.000 Okay, well sweetie, I am going to... Someone's been collecting... Turn it up!

00:55:33.000 And I'm going to collect the bait.

00:55:35.000 I'm finishing up the stream here.

00:55:37.000 We'll join the island and we're going to manipulate the viewers to give us free things.

00:55:41.000 And I will find your glasses.

00:55:42.000 I don't know how there's like bald spots within your bald spots like don't move it you probably can't tell you guys see how there's like more hair here but then it's kind of another sparse area here it's just like a straw and then like if you observe over here it's like a few spots that have more hair when he wasn't bald in that but he was still balding he had like an edge here where it had hair here

00:56:09.000 What a fucking waste of time!

00:56:11.000 God damn it!

00:56:28.000 Punch him in the face at least.

00:56:30.000 What a fucking absolute waste of time.

00:56:32.000 That was bad advertising.

00:56:34.000 It's ironic that he was just showing a bad, whatever, livestream thing and it made us look bad because it was so boring and shitty and useless.

00:56:44.000 I'm gonna respond to this guy right now and go, thanks for ruining the show, you faggot.

00:56:55.000 That was great.

00:56:59.000 Wait, what happened?

00:57:00.000 Go ahead, repeat that.

00:57:01.000 Hey Gav, what's up man?

00:57:03.000 Hey man, what's going on?

00:57:05.000 Hey, do you want to play a game called Cool or Gay?

00:57:09.000 Yes.

00:57:10.000 Okay, first one.

00:57:12.000 Bill Nye.

00:57:14.000 Gay.

00:57:17.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson.

00:57:18.000 Gay.

00:57:20.000 Global Warming.

00:57:21.000 Gay.

00:57:22.000 Definitely.

00:57:23.000 Sci-fi, fantasy, space novels.

00:57:25.000 Gay.

00:57:27.000 Richard Branson.

00:57:28.000 Gay.

00:57:30.000 Elon Musk's aspirations to farm potatoes on Mars in a cave.

00:57:35.000 Gay.

00:57:37.000 Star Trek.

00:57:38.000 Gay.

00:57:39.000 Not using styrofoam because of the ozone layer.

00:57:43.000 Gay.

00:57:45.000 That's amazing.

00:57:46.000 You did great, dude.

00:57:47.000 Not one cool?

00:57:48.000 Not one cool thing?

00:57:50.000 Not one cool thing, and that's what Flat Earth is all about, and all your beliefs match up perfectly with Flat Earth people, so I want to fuck you with my heels on.

00:57:58.000 All right, bye buddy.

00:58:00.000 Here, let me show you something that I'm surprised I like.

00:58:04.000 I talked about this the other day, and it was ISIS kids.

00:58:11.000 So this Jewish woman... ISIS kids?

00:58:13.000 Yeah.

00:58:16.000 This Jewish woman approaches ISIS militants and she's like, hello I don't want any problem.

00:58:23.000 I talked about this with Anthony the other day and I'm not a fan of Islam.

00:58:27.000 What did you have a death wish?

00:58:27.000 I'm definitely a Zionist but I love nationalism and I love people that love their own culture even when their culture is garbage.

00:58:38.000 So, when I saw this, my normal reaction should be, oh Jesus, ISIS kids.

00:58:43.000 Fuck them.

00:58:44.000 They're terrible.

00:58:44.000 With a Jewish woman.

00:58:45.000 They're worse than babies, kids.

00:58:48.000 What?

00:58:48.000 They're worse than babies.

00:58:49.000 That's crazy in itself.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, she's, like, what is she thinking?

00:58:52.000 She's gonna get just shot in the head.

00:58:53.000 Yeah.

00:58:55.000 Jews, if you're in Israel, Jews, like, when Ami Horowitz did that video where he went and interviewed Palestinians about homosexuality, he was breaking the law.

00:59:05.000 Jews are not allowed to be in Palestine.

00:59:07.000 Yeah.

00:59:09.000 But I don't know why I sympathize with these kids more than her.

00:59:16.000 A woman not wearing a hijab.

00:59:18.000 Yeah, it's called unity.

00:59:21.000 She's kind of sexy too.

00:59:36.000 Is she German?

00:59:37.000 I guess she does, yeah.

00:59:38.000 Naz, yes?

00:59:38.000 You're a liar.

01:00:08.000 Like, I guess I'm saying I wish our kids had this kind of loyalty and unity and nationalism.

01:00:15.000 Shame, shame.

01:00:19.000 When you grow up, what will you do to me if I don't wear a hijab?

01:00:23.000 We'll kill you.

01:00:26.000 We will kill you.

01:00:32.000 Why will you kill me when I grow up?

01:00:35.000 With guns, we count the infidels.

01:00:38.000 We kill the infidels.

01:00:40.000 We'll slaughter you.

01:00:42.000 These are fucking eight-year-olds.

01:00:44.000 And then they start throwing stones.

01:00:47.000 I don't know.

01:00:48.000 Call me crazy.

01:00:50.000 I kind of like those kids.

01:00:51.000 They're indoctrinated.

01:00:53.000 Yeah?

01:00:53.000 Are they indoctrinated?

01:00:54.000 Or are they loyal?

01:00:57.000 Are they patriotic?

01:00:59.000 They've learned what they lived.

01:01:01.000 Yeah.

01:01:03.000 Those kids are worse than Bebe's kids.

01:01:06.000 Bebe's kids.

01:01:12.000 All right, let's, after that horrific anti-semitic reference, let's end the free show, go behind the paywall.

01:01:20.000 We'll be taking a lot more calls now that we're going behind the paywall.

01:01:24.000 And to all you freeloaders, I'd like to say please check out censored.tv.

01:01:30.000 It's ten bucks a month and it's more content than you could possibly handle.

01:01:35.000 Probably five hours a day.

01:01:37.000 When I first started this I said free content every day and it wasn't quite every day.

01:01:41.000 You had to sort of parse some to make it every day.

01:01:44.000 Now it's five hours a day.

01:01:47.000 So more content than you could possibly handle.

01:01:50.000 All totally honest.

01:01:51.000 Totally unfiltered.

01:01:53.000 Horrific.

01:01:53.000 Offensive.

01:01:54.000 We make mistakes.

01:01:55.000 We correct them.

01:01:57.000 It's all over the map.

01:01:58.000 It's nothing like anything

01:02:01.000 else in the media.

01:02:03.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:02:26.000 Turn around, you walk away!

01:02:28.000 You turn around and walk away!

01:02:35.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.

01:02:44.000 I'm gonna come.

01:02:48.000 Hold on, I'm coming.

01:02:52.000 In the beginning...

01:02:58.000 All right then.

01:03:08.000 Congratulations.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

GOML LIVE #157 - HANDIKAREN (Part 1)

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