Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #158

00:03:28.000 Time to play the game.

00:03:34.000 Time to play the game.

00:03:50.000 It's all about the game, and I can play it.

00:03:52.000 All about control.

00:03:54.000 If you can take it, all about your dead.

00:03:57.000 If you can play it, it's all about pain.

00:04:00.000 Who's gonna make it?

00:04:01.000 I am the game, you don't wanna play me.

00:04:04.000 I am control.

00:04:05.000 No way, you can shake me.

00:04:07.000 I am heavy, get no way.

00:04:08.000 You can pay me.

00:04:10.000 I am the pain, and I know you can't take me.

00:04:12.000 Look over your shoulder, ready to ram like a cleaner stage from a smaller.

00:05:43.000 And that was Bad Breeding and the hit song Burn This Flag.

00:05:47.000 They're from Stevenage, where I was born, very sort of anarcho-punk-sounding band.

00:05:51.000 Remind me of Crass and Conflict, but they're brand new.

00:05:55.000 Welcome back to our Thursday co-host, Maddie O'Dell.

00:05:59.000 What's going on, everybody?

00:06:00.000 Good to be here.

00:06:00.000 Good to be seeing.

00:06:02.000 He's here and ready to rock.

00:06:03.000 You seem particularly ready to rock.

00:06:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:06.000 I've been hitting the booze a little bit early today.

00:06:10.000 What's your poison today, for example?

00:06:13.000 Today I've been drinking rum.

00:06:15.000 Rum?

00:06:16.000 Yeah, I had a couple of dark and stormies.

00:06:18.000 What is in a dark and stormy?

00:06:20.000 Dark and stormy is dark rum, like Meyer's or a couple of any dark rum.

00:06:27.000 Ginger beer, and lime juice with a garnish of rum.

00:06:31.000 Then I had a rum swizzle.

00:06:33.000 Is that what's in those brass pot cups I see you with sometimes?

00:06:36.000 Yes.

00:06:38.000 Why is it in those cups?

00:06:38.000 Copper cups.

00:06:39.000 Copper cups, yeah.

00:06:40.000 What's that about?

00:06:41.000 Because pirates used to do that?

00:06:42.000 They probably charged me more for it.

00:06:45.000 But then I had a few rum swizzles, which is like a Bermuda drink.

00:06:51.000 That's where it was invented.

00:06:52.000 Sounds like a Caribbean Snoop Dogg.

00:06:55.000 Yeah, rum swizzle.

00:06:56.000 Then I had a couple of trullies, because I stopped by our local.

00:07:00.000 That's your poison.

00:07:01.000 And then I came here.

00:07:04.000 Wow, that's a lot of booze.

00:07:06.000 I'm probably about eight, ten drinks.

00:07:08.000 Did you get any food in India during that time?

00:07:11.000 I had one skewer of shrimp and pineapple.

00:07:16.000 Pineapples.

00:07:17.000 I love pineapple.

00:07:19.000 But I did have shrimp and pineapple skewers.

00:07:21.000 Oh, wow.

00:07:23.000 Also, we usually have Ryan Ketsu-Rivera here, but today he's sick, so we have a Chinese retard who will be filling in for him.

00:07:35.000 As you know, the Thursday night shows are live.

00:07:37.000 We take calls.

00:07:38.000 We read viewers' mail.

00:07:39.000 It's really about the people.

00:07:41.000 It's a democracy here.

00:07:43.000 It's a republic, too.

00:07:45.000 For the people, by the people.

00:07:46.000 For the people, by the people.

00:07:48.000 So there's the super chat where we take money and we read everything that's over $100.

00:07:57.000 100% of that money goes to Max Hare and John Kinsman, who are in prison for fighting Antifa.

00:08:03.000 I'm worried that the AC went out because it overheated because it doesn't feel like $69.

00:08:08.000 Shut down.

00:08:08.000 Yeah, we're going through a heat wave here, folks.

00:08:11.000 It sucks.

00:08:13.000 There's the call-ins.

00:08:15.000 We'll be putting the number down.

00:08:16.000 We read from the mail.

00:08:18.000 And then there's the chat that's on the site, right?

00:08:21.000 That's correct.

00:08:23.000 I don't know why I said that so aggressively.

00:08:25.000 I know it was really weird.

00:08:26.000 That felt weird.

00:08:26.000 That's right.

00:08:27.000 Oh, yeah, because you're Chinese tonight.

00:08:29.000 Yeah.

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00:09:01.000 Do you use the Johnny Apple vapes, Ryan?

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00:09:05.000 Personally, but that's what's so good.

00:09:07.000 Do you still vape?

00:09:08.000 I vape tobacco cigarette.

00:09:11.000 I vape tobacco cigarette?

00:09:13.000 Yeah, no weed.

00:09:14.000 Nothing like that.

00:09:16.000 CBD wouldn't get me high.

00:09:17.000 You quit vaping when you had a baby.

00:09:19.000 Yeah, but now I have a balcony, and I'm not quitting that.

00:09:24.000 I don't drink.

00:09:25.000 I don't do weed.

00:09:26.000 I'm going to vape forever.

00:09:27.000 I don't do weed.

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00:10:14.000 Oh my God.

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00:10:24.000 And they have Delta 8 gummies.

00:10:25.000 So basically every form that you can intake the CBD, you could also do Delta 8, which will get you effed up.

00:10:33.000 You were involved with CBDs a long time ago.

00:10:35.000 Yes, yes.

00:10:36.000 I had five stores.

00:10:38.000 What?

00:10:39.000 One in Wilmington, North Carolina, four in Manhattan, and one in Brooklyn.

00:10:45.000 Yeah.

00:10:46.000 Was that lucrative?

00:10:47.000 Was that lucrative?

00:10:50.000 Yeah.

00:10:50.000 It was before all the hype and all that, but yeah, it was lucrative.

00:10:56.000 I only own a small part.

00:10:57.000 I own 3% of the company.

00:10:59.000 And then you went away.

00:11:01.000 Yeah.

00:11:02.000 So you lost your shares?

00:11:04.000 What we funded the company starting with was THC oil.

00:11:09.000 And that's what they saw in plain view and sent me away.

00:11:15.000 Way before it was legal.

00:11:17.000 And it's totally legal now, right?

00:11:19.000 Yeah.

00:11:20.000 So cops could walk into your house right now.

00:11:24.000 In New York State, you're allowed three ounces on your person and five pounds in your house.

00:11:28.000 Five pounds.

00:11:30.000 Yeah.

00:11:30.000 I'm not dealing.

00:11:32.000 I just needed five pounds of this shit.

00:11:34.000 Yeah.

00:11:35.000 Personal use.

00:11:37.000 Why not?

00:11:38.000 Also in the news, I know no one cares anymore, but I'm sticking to it.

00:11:41.000 My Mets bet.

00:11:42.000 They're at 58 wins, 35 losses.

00:11:45.000 I'm at 1,185.

00:11:48.000 $1,185.

00:11:50.000 Game tomorrow.

00:11:51.000 Yes, sir.

00:11:53.000 We're going on Saturday.

00:11:54.000 It's my boy's birthday.

00:11:58.000 And then we committed to no screen day, if you recall.

00:12:02.000 Thursdays.

00:12:03.000 Thursdays.

00:12:04.000 I would like to report that I failed today.

00:12:08.000 I did a terrible job.

00:12:10.000 I'm not happy with that.

00:12:11.000 I woke up at 8.30 and looked at my phone for an hour.

00:12:15.000 So started the day violating it.

00:12:17.000 I forgot it was no screen day, but I was no better throughout the day.

00:12:21.000 And even when I went to bars, well, to a bar today, I'm staring at a fucking screen.

00:12:26.000 I'm actually watching an interview with a Yankee.

00:12:30.000 I don't care about the Yankees.

00:12:32.000 And I can't, there's no closed captions.

00:12:33.000 So I'm just watching a Yankee guy I don't recognize just going.

00:12:38.000 And I'm staring at that.

00:12:40.000 Looked at my phone all the time.

00:12:42.000 Playing pool with my son.

00:12:44.000 I looked at my phone during the pool game, which is just like...

00:12:48.000 It's like smoking crack when you're playing baseball with a kid.

00:12:51.000 You're out there.

00:12:52.000 It's fucking pathetic.

00:12:53.000 You're on a run.

00:12:54.000 So I'm not impressed with the G today on Thursday, no phone days.

00:12:58.000 But that's the way it is with these Challenges.

00:13:00.000 Sometimes you fail.

00:13:02.000 Sometimes you fall off the wagon.

00:13:04.000 If you look at, well, if you're never on the wagon, it's not really falling off.

00:13:07.000 So you don't really have to beat yourself up too much.

00:13:10.000 No, we had a goal here.

00:13:12.000 I think we all failed.

00:13:12.000 I'm guessing you guys didn't even participate.

00:13:16.000 I did my Wordle and I sent you a bunch of messages.

00:13:21.000 Does Wordle count?

00:13:23.000 I don't think it counts.

00:13:24.000 Well, yeah, it was a weird fucking one today.

00:13:26.000 Wordle is fine.

00:13:27.000 No, I don't count that as a screen.

00:13:28.000 No, but then I sent you a bunch of couple of things.

00:13:33.000 Well, it's not no screen day.

00:13:34.000 It's screen week to a minimum.

00:13:36.000 And then you were working and at bars.

00:13:38.000 Yeah.

00:13:39.000 Yeah.

00:13:41.000 I remember when Dante Niro and I started No Wanks, I'd jerk off looking at porn.

00:13:46.000 And I'd be like, I fucked up, dude.

00:13:48.000 And he's like, well, what do you do when you fuck up?

00:13:50.000 You get back on the horse.

00:13:52.000 You can do this.

00:13:53.000 I guess that's why they have a sponsor.

00:13:55.000 Yeah.

00:13:55.000 Now I don't find it very challenging to not beat off at all.

00:13:59.000 Yeah, I'm like, ah.

00:14:00.000 It took years, though.

00:14:01.000 It took years to...

00:14:03.000 I could look at porn right now for 20 minutes and have a boner and then not beat off.

00:14:08.000 Yeah.

00:14:09.000 Well, I beat off for years in prison, so.

00:14:12.000 That's like beating off in hard mode, isn't it?

00:14:15.000 There's nothing sexy.

00:14:16.000 I'm just going to the shower to kill babies.

00:14:18.000 Oh, we're sitting here jibber-jabbering while our friends are getting their death sentence in a kangaroo court called the January 6th hearings.

00:14:26.000 We've got Rachel Maddow narrating.

00:14:28.000 We'll be checking in on that.

00:14:30.000 I don't know how to do that because remember last time we live streamed the live hearings and it was torture.

00:14:36.000 Yes.

00:14:37.000 It was brutal.

00:14:39.000 It was fucking stultifying incompetence.

00:14:43.000 Still, it's not admissible in any court.

00:14:45.000 It's not admissible in any court.

00:14:47.000 You can't face your accuser.

00:14:48.000 There's no jury of your peers.

00:14:50.000 And they get random losers.

00:14:52.000 They get the fucking blue-haired tattoo guy who said, I quit the oath keepers when they denied the Holocaust.

00:14:58.000 Bull shit.

00:15:00.000 They're just trying to poison a jury.

00:15:02.000 Bull shit.

00:15:03.000 There's no fucking way that guy.

00:15:05.000 And we got a letter from someone who lives in the town where this dude said the Holocaust was being denied.

00:15:12.000 And he's like, I guarantee you that didn't happen in this town.

00:15:14.000 We're not political here.

00:15:16.000 It's a tiny town in the middle of nowhere.

00:15:18.000 We're cut off from the highway.

00:15:19.000 We don't sit around denying the Holocaust.

00:15:21.000 We like log and try to get enough firewood for winter.

00:15:28.000 And then the other guy was a redneck who goes, yeah, Trump made me do it.

00:15:33.000 And I totally regret it.

00:15:34.000 Can I go now?

00:15:35.000 Trump made him do it.

00:15:37.000 Yeah, basically.

00:15:38.000 And then they go, well, do you still think the election was rigged and unfair?

00:15:43.000 And he doesn't say, no, I do not think that anymore.

00:15:46.000 I now know the election was fair, which is what he was trained to say.

00:15:49.000 But he goes, not really.

00:15:51.000 You're like, this is in a hearing.

00:15:53.000 You guys have ringers representing your side.

00:15:56.000 And even your ringers are like, it could be fake.

00:15:59.000 It could have been stone.

00:16:00.000 I don't know.

00:16:01.000 Anyway, I just want to say.

00:16:02.000 That's his opinion.

00:16:03.000 Yeah.

00:16:04.000 It's called conjecture and surmise.

00:16:06.000 Nothing to it.

00:16:09.000 The man who threatened me before this didn't mention anything about me answering that.

00:16:14.000 I was told my kids would be let out by.

00:16:16.000 Show me the phone call or the text directly from Donald Trump to you.

00:16:20.000 Well, that's what they're pushing right now.

00:16:21.000 So we've got to tune into that, dude.

00:16:23.000 Let's see what they got.

00:16:25.000 I guarantee you.

00:16:26.000 Because it doesn't exist.

00:16:27.000 Yeah, of course not.

00:16:28.000 Do you know that Donald Trump tried to pressure his vice president to illegally reject votes and delay the proceedings?

00:16:34.000 Not illegally.

00:16:35.000 That's a lie.

00:16:36.000 He tried to get him to legally.

00:16:39.000 How can you know what somebody thinks?

00:16:42.000 Well, to reject the Electoral College is perfectly legal.

00:16:48.000 If you feel that something was stolen, the Vice President's job is to overturn the election, but Mike Pence is too much of a pussy, and that's why people were joking about hanging him outside.

00:17:01.000 They were mad at him.

00:17:02.000 President Trump sent to the Capitol, broke through security, invaded the Capitol, and forced the vote counting to stop.

00:17:10.000 That mob was violent and destructive, and many came armed.

00:17:15.000 Wait, force the vote counting to stop?

00:17:17.000 The votes were counted.

00:17:18.000 Secret Service agents protecting the president that they were delaying.

00:17:25.000 No one was sitting there at the Capitol like 37,042, 37,043, 37,044.

00:17:32.000 Hey, what happened?

00:17:33.000 It was to validate the fraud.

00:17:36.000 And as you will see today, Donald Trump's own White House council, his own White House staff, members of his own family, all implored him to immediately intervene to condemn the violence and instruct his supporters to stand down, leave the Capitol,

00:17:52.000 and dismiss it.

00:17:53.000 These are all lies.

00:17:55.000 His staff and his daughter said, for all I know, the election is fair.

00:17:59.000 His daughter said, I guess it was fair.

00:18:01.000 I don't know.

00:18:02.000 And then his staff went, Donald, I don't think you should pursue questioning the results.

00:18:06.000 I think let's just let it go.

00:18:08.000 I think it was fair.

00:18:09.000 That's their opinion.

00:18:10.000 And from all across the country, they're turning that into, they begged him to stop, and he said, fuck you, we're burning this place down.

00:18:17.000 Opinion is a key factor there.

00:18:19.000 Right.

00:18:19.000 And journalists in journalism school, if it was worth half its salt, they would teach you that you can say he appeared to be racist or he appeared to want to kill her or he appeared to hate her.

00:18:31.000 You can't say he hated her.

00:18:39.000 Thank you, Madam Vice Chair.

00:18:41.000 Article 2 of our Constitution requires that the President swear a very specific oath every four years.

00:18:50.000 Every president swears or affirms to faithfully execute the office of President of the United States.

00:18:58.000 And to the best of their ability to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States.

00:19:05.000 Yeah, nobody's moving in that bar.

00:19:07.000 The president also assumes the constitutional duty to take care that our nation's laws be faithfully executed.

00:19:14.000 And as the commander-in-chief...

00:19:16.000 It doesn't mean anything.

00:19:17.000 Like, this is why we're not live streaming this.

00:19:19.000 It has nothing to do with anything.

00:19:20.000 It's all rhetoric.

00:19:21.000 It's all it is.

00:19:22.000 He took an oath to make sure that no one invaded the Capitol if he lost the election.

00:19:28.000 What are you talking?

00:19:29.000 What?

00:19:29.000 Just like Biden did.

00:19:30.000 And he's derelict in his fucking duties with the fucking open border.

00:19:33.000 He violated his oath.

00:19:34.000 What part of his oath did he violate?

00:19:36.000 That he would obey the law?

00:19:37.000 He probably did obey the law.

00:19:38.000 He was the most fucking stand-up guy ever in office.

00:19:40.000 Yeah, really?

00:19:41.000 Which is the whole problem with Trump is that he said this place is corrupt.

00:19:47.000 Did you get that text from my cousin this morning?

00:19:50.000 About Khrushchev?

00:19:51.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:52.000 Predicting all this?

00:19:54.000 Scary.

00:19:55.000 After telling the crowd to march multiple times, he promised he would be with them.

00:20:00.000 Is everyone in this hearing ugly?

00:20:03.000 Like this.

00:20:04.000 We're going to walk down, and I'll be there with you.

00:20:07.000 We're going to walk down.

00:20:10.000 We're going to walk down anyone you want, but I think right here, we're going to walk down to the Capitol.

00:20:18.000 Yes?

00:20:20.000 So let's walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.

00:20:25.000 Where's the threats of violence?

00:20:26.000 They literally cut out the word peacefully.

00:20:29.000 Peacefully.

00:20:30.000 One second after that.

00:20:33.000 This is Stalinism.

00:20:34.000 Where you airbrush something, airbrush, you paint someone out of a photo.

00:20:38.000 It was right to the millisecond.

00:20:41.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:42.000 And they jumped over it like the parentheses, dot, dot, dot, and then went to another one.

00:20:47.000 I bet we're going to hear a clip where we hear the p of peacefully.

00:20:54.000 What's going on?

00:20:55.000 Does it keep freezing?

00:20:56.000 And they joined the attack.

00:20:57.000 Thousands.

00:20:58.000 As you will see in great detail tonight, President Trump was being advised by nearly everyone to immediately instruct his supporters to leave the Capitol, disperse, and halt the violence.

00:21:10.000 Someone's asking what my wife uses for makeup?

00:21:12.000 I don't know.

00:21:13.000 Told President Trump to condemn the violence in clear and unmistakable terms.

00:21:19.000 And those on Capitol Hill and across the nation begged President Trump to help.

00:21:24.000 Begged President Trump.

00:21:25.000 The former president chose not to do what all of those people begged.

00:21:30.000 He refused to tell the mob to leave until 417 when he tweeted.

00:21:34.000 That sounds pretty early.

00:21:36.000 They're repeating what they said this already.

00:21:41.000 All that is bullshit.

00:21:44.000 And it's repetitive.

00:21:46.000 He could have stopped it.

00:21:47.000 Why didn't he stop it?

00:21:48.000 They said all of this already.

00:21:50.000 4.17.

00:21:51.000 I know how you feel.

00:21:52.000 Hello.

00:21:53.000 Hey, a baby monster is asking what kind of makeup you use.

00:21:57.000 I thought it was Sephora.

00:22:04.000 Like, what's your brands that you enjoy?

00:22:08.000 I use all sorts of different kinds of makeup.

00:22:11.000 You don't just use one kind of brand.

00:22:13.000 Oh, sorry.

00:22:14.000 God, I sound like an idiot.

00:22:16.000 What's your favorite lipstick?

00:22:20.000 Hello?

00:22:21.000 Lipstick brand?

00:22:26.000 This is going well.

00:22:29.000 Hello?

00:22:33.000 Hello?

00:22:35.000 Oh, sorry.

00:22:37.000 I wasn't able to add that.

00:22:39.000 What do you want to know?

00:22:40.000 I want to know what lipstick brand you like.

00:22:45.000 Lipstick?

00:22:47.000 Yes.

00:22:50.000 Let's see.

00:22:51.000 I like Bobby Brown, Chanel.

00:22:57.000 What's my favorite?

00:22:58.000 Oh, just like this weird brand, Tarte, T-A-R-T-E.

00:23:04.000 What about eyeshadow?

00:23:05.000 Who's your favorite eyeshadow guy?

00:23:09.000 James Charles.

00:23:12.000 I don't really wear eyeshadow.

00:23:14.000 I wear black eyeliner.

00:23:16.000 Sometimes I just get drugstore brand because it's fine, like liquid eyeliner.

00:23:20.000 Uh-huh.

00:23:21.000 And then who's your top blush company?

00:23:23.000 Foundation.

00:23:24.000 Foundage.

00:23:26.000 I use this like cheek tint from Benefit.

00:23:30.000 Okay.

00:23:30.000 And what's your least difficult foundage?

00:23:36.000 I don't wear foundation because I've got decent skin.

00:23:40.000 You were going to say perfect and then you stopped.

00:23:43.000 I got decent skin.

00:23:46.000 Okay, thank you.

00:23:47.000 Yeah.

00:23:48.000 You got what?

00:23:50.000 I got good jeans.

00:23:52.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

00:23:58.000 So there's that gossip.

00:23:59.000 Just a little heart from Bryce.

00:24:00.000 Bryce, thank you.

00:24:01.000 $100.

00:24:02.000 This dude, I just want to mention this on tonight's show because it seems like old news tomorrow.

00:24:07.000 You know that dude who jumped into a burning building?

00:24:11.000 And my only beef with him is that he has a bad eye and he's not wearing an eye patch.

00:24:15.000 Like the Lord gives you a gift of a shitty eye and you don't reciprocate with an eye patch?

00:24:22.000 What a waste.

00:24:23.000 Real quick, I had this pause.

00:24:25.000 I don't know if it's going to go anywhere.

00:24:26.000 They're actually talking about the pipe bombs for once.

00:24:29.000 Oh, it's the first time I've heard of this.

00:24:30.000 Yes.

00:24:32.000 Hours of hand-to-hand combat had seriously injured scores of lives.

00:24:36.000 Ah, fuck.

00:24:37.000 I tried to pause it.

00:24:38.000 It didn't work.

00:24:40.000 Hours of hand-to-hand combat.

00:24:43.000 Her arms, that little tiny cop, that Capitol police cop who was crying on the sand, her arms were black and blue.

00:24:52.000 They were blocking.

00:24:54.000 It was like crouching tiger, hidden dragon.

00:24:56.000 Hours.

00:24:57.000 She was doing all kinds of like, you know, in woofu, kung fu, where you take the energy that they give and you disperse it.

00:25:05.000 Like, you don't block it, because now you're taking that, but you just sort of go, you're diverting the energy.

00:25:11.000 Divert the energy.

00:25:13.000 And then the guy's like, whoa!

00:25:14.000 And he goes flying down the stairs.

00:25:16.000 She's like taking their energy.

00:25:17.000 She was centering all her chakras and chi so she could do that for hours.

00:25:22.000 Hours.

00:25:23.000 In like two inches of blood.

00:25:25.000 Hand-to-hand combat.

00:25:28.000 I mean, people can't go like 20-minute.

00:25:32.000 30 seconds.

00:25:33.000 A 30-second fight is exhausting.

00:25:36.000 You're lucky if they'll give you a minute, 90 seconds.

00:25:38.000 Her fights, they're usually like six seconds.

00:25:41.000 Her, hours and hours and hours.

00:25:44.000 Of hand-to-hand combat.

00:25:47.000 Anyway, you know the guy I'm talking about, right?

00:25:49.000 Yeah, this guy.

00:25:50.000 I love Inside Edition.

00:25:52.000 Look at the way they do news.

00:25:53.000 Go to the beginning.

00:25:53.000 That guy was pretty hot.

00:25:54.000 Yeah, he's pretty hot.

00:25:56.000 That's not him.

00:25:56.000 Oh.

00:26:06.000 No.

00:26:06.000 I ordered pepperoni.

00:26:09.000 I don't want, I can't eat heroism.

00:26:11.000 There's nobody else inside the house, right?

00:26:13.000 Lying on the ground.

00:26:15.000 I hate when you order heroism and it doesn't come with marinara sauce.

00:26:18.000 You're like, what the fuck?

00:26:20.000 I think that might be the shadow on his pants.

00:26:22.000 That looks like blood.

00:26:23.000 Yeah.

00:26:24.000 Keep playing.

00:26:28.000 No, I think it's like a pattern.

00:26:30.000 Pata.

00:26:32.000 Wait, what's going on?

00:26:33.000 A little freezy.

00:26:34.000 It's buffering.

00:26:35.000 Dude, what's going on with our fucking internet today?

00:26:39.000 Lying on the ground, choking and gasping for breath.

00:26:42.000 This man is being hailed a hero for saving a family of six.

00:26:46.000 Police body cam video captured the moment 25-year-old Nick Vostik ran from a burning home carrying a six-year-old child.

00:26:54.000 Hey, it looked like hell.

00:26:55.000 God bless you.

00:26:56.000 Imagine what hell looked like.

00:26:57.000 Nick works in a pizza restaurant in Lafayette, Indiana, and jumped into action after seeing the house on fire as he was driving by.

00:27:05.000 He ran inside to help rescue the occupants, then ran back again to look for a six-year-old who was still inside.

00:27:13.000 He was a tiny bit annoying.

00:27:16.000 You can't really see it in this, or I can't see it in this shot, but his left eye is toast.

00:27:25.000 Okay, so anyway, check out his GoFundMe, dude.

00:27:28.000 You're like, give that guy some money.

00:27:29.000 I hope he's making some money.

00:27:31.000 He's in the hospital.

00:27:32.000 His hands are all fucked up.

00:27:33.000 He's a hero.

00:27:34.000 We need to encourage this behavior.

00:27:36.000 Oh, okay.

00:27:37.000 We're good.

00:27:38.000 Half a million dollars.

00:27:41.000 Damn.

00:27:42.000 The heroism is, we're topped off now.

00:27:45.000 We filled our boots.

00:27:46.000 Thank you very much for that, everyone.

00:27:48.000 And then they surpassed their goal by five times.

00:27:51.000 Yes.

00:27:52.000 And then you look at another Indiana hero.

00:27:54.000 A lot of heroes in Indiana that do you think that's from Indiana?

00:27:57.000 What?

00:27:57.000 Mike Pence.

00:28:00.000 The mass shooter who was able to kill people for 15 seconds.

00:28:06.000 He got two in 15 seconds.

00:28:08.000 And Elijah Dixon just goes, and you know what they say?

00:28:14.000 What?

00:28:15.000 He wasn't supposed to have the gun in the mall, and he did not have a concealed weapons permit.

00:28:22.000 But he saved the day.

00:28:23.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:28:24.000 I thought his gun was legal.

00:28:26.000 Oh, I think it was legal, but I don't think he had concealed permit, which means you get put on your shirt or conceal it.

00:28:33.000 And I think the mall is like a gun-free zone.

00:28:37.000 Oh.

00:28:37.000 What a dick.

00:28:39.000 Throw him in jail.

00:28:40.000 He broke the laws.

00:28:41.000 What a bastard.

00:28:42.000 He saved the day.

00:28:43.000 Well, yeah, we were talking about this yesterday where they go three people killed in shooting.

00:28:47.000 Well, yeah.

00:28:48.000 And he was one of them.

00:28:48.000 Two people.

00:28:49.000 And they sent you a picture of the guy on the floor dead.

00:28:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:52.000 Fucking horrible.

00:28:54.000 Fuck him.

00:28:54.000 Not that it's horrible.

00:28:55.000 He's dead.

00:28:56.000 Yeah.

00:28:57.000 Fuck that guy.

00:28:57.000 It's a horrible photograph.

00:28:58.000 But he's only got three grand, this dude.

00:29:01.000 Oh, man.

00:29:03.000 Yeah.

00:29:04.000 Greenhood.

00:29:05.000 Now, I'm not saying he needs half a million, but he should have some dough thrown his way.

00:29:11.000 What?

00:29:12.000 Did he get charged?

00:29:12.000 Better not have.

00:29:14.000 Can you imagine?

00:29:14.000 Well, they have like the good Samaritan law and shit like that.

00:29:17.000 Yeah, you thought the bodega guy had a lot of people backing him.

00:29:22.000 People should be praising him.

00:29:25.000 Should be.

00:29:27.000 People should also be praising FOP Metals.

00:29:30.000 Yeah.

00:29:31.000 P-H-A-U-P.

00:29:33.000 This is a precious metals distributor.

00:29:36.000 They sell silver.

00:29:38.000 They sell gold.

00:29:39.000 They sell coins.

00:29:40.000 Now, if you're listening to the audio version of this free podcast, please remember that it's not FOP.

00:29:46.000 It's P-H-A-U-P.

00:29:49.000 Fopmetals.com.

00:29:52.000 We've got, look at this, the generic Buffalo one-ounce silver round.

00:29:56.000 They've got all kinds of rare coins you can store it in.

00:30:00.000 You can invest in larger quantities of silver and gold.

00:30:05.000 Canadian maple leaf there.

00:30:06.000 It's all, yeah, we've got a Canadian coin there.

00:30:08.000 It's all well organized.

00:30:10.000 And in this fucking economy, with Joe Biden printing money like it's going in a style, meanwhile not knowing where he is, the man who decides the value of the American dollar has no idea where he is.

00:30:22.000 He says the Holocaust needs to be honored.

00:30:24.000 He confuses Palestine with Israel.

00:30:28.000 He's shaken an invisible hand twice.

00:30:32.000 He consistently says, I don't know what I'm doing.

00:30:35.000 What should I do next?

00:30:37.000 He's had cancer.

00:30:38.000 He's read the same script twice.

00:30:39.000 He thinks he has cancer.

00:30:42.000 And he doesn't.

00:30:43.000 I don't even think he has COVID.

00:30:45.000 I think they just said he has COVID because he's really fucking up.

00:30:48.000 And they go, just, you need a week to lie down.

00:30:50.000 Let's just say you have COVID.

00:30:52.000 Or worst case scenario, not necessarily worst case, but a more radical scenario is that they're piecing him out.

00:31:02.000 They're telling him he has COVID as they inject something in him that can't be detected so he can die and they can stop being embarrassed.

00:31:10.000 Because human life means nothing to the left.

00:31:12.000 But anyway, that's got nothing to do with precious metals.

00:31:15.000 But in these cantankerous and unreliable times, I would recommend putting at least a portion of your savings in precious metals at fopmetals.com.

00:31:27.000 P-H-A-U-P-Metals.com.

00:31:30.000 If you use the promo code Gavin, you get 15% off.

00:31:33.000 And if you're ever going to invest in any precious metals, you have to use FopMetals.com because these are the guys who stand by free speech, stand by this show, stand by baby monsters.

00:31:44.000 Veteran old.

00:31:46.000 That's different.

00:31:47.000 That's why I always say, like, this coffee's good, this other coffee's good.

00:31:51.000 But once you find a coffee that's MAGA, you should stick to that.

00:31:54.000 Like my optometrist, he's a MAGA guy, so now I'll be going to him for the rest of my life.

00:31:58.000 I'm in the market for a fucking MAGA barber now since I had to change barbers.

00:32:03.000 But these guys are MAGA.

00:32:05.000 They support, or I actually don't even know if they're MAGA.

00:32:08.000 I know that they are not scared of MAGA and aren't scared of the radical left and support this show.

00:32:14.000 So that's good enough for me.

00:32:15.000 They're pro-free speech.

00:32:16.000 That's all you can really ask of someone.

00:32:18.000 So that's fopmetals.com, P-H-A-U-Pmetals.com, promo code Gavin.

00:32:24.000 We're not going to go behind the paywall yet, but we will soon.

00:32:30.000 Let's open the mailbag, RyGuy.

00:32:33.000 Okey-dokey.

00:32:34.000 We haven't had a lot of these pay-for super chat things.

00:32:37.000 Are you ignoring them?

00:32:39.000 No.

00:32:40.000 So you've shown 100% of them.

00:32:42.000 There might be one or two that just came in, but we went through a couple before, and I'm sure there's more.

00:32:58.000 Let me touch it.

00:33:00.000 Let him touch it.

00:33:07.000 Hi, Gavin and Marty.

00:33:11.000 And low T R check name.

00:33:14.000 Yeah.

00:33:15.000 We'll see.

00:33:17.000 His name is Mario Delowitz.

00:33:21.000 This is coming from a woman.

00:33:22.000 Hey, corrupt Gavins.

00:33:24.000 We'll see who has the low T now.

00:33:28.000 You see that clip of him?

00:33:31.000 I saw that.

00:33:31.000 Are you talking about the one where he goes?

00:33:33.000 We'll see who gets canceled.

00:33:36.000 Watch your back.

00:33:37.000 Maybe we're going to cancel you.

00:33:39.000 Hey, corrupt leftists.

00:33:41.000 We'll see who, you know.

00:33:46.000 It's like the least threatening thing ever.

00:33:48.000 But we have tea tests.

00:33:50.000 Oh, yeah, we do.

00:33:51.000 So we can maybe do them tomorrow morning.

00:33:53.000 Testosterone tests.

00:33:55.000 Yes.

00:33:57.000 So we'll see about this low tea next.

00:33:59.000 I'm feeling if I have less testosterone than Ryan, I'm quitting the show.

00:34:03.000 Well, you're an alcoholic.

00:34:04.000 Not an alcoholic, but you drink like one.

00:34:06.000 Is that good or bad for tea?

00:34:08.000 I don't think that's good.

00:34:09.000 I think that is bad.

00:34:10.000 You have no idea.

00:34:11.000 That's correct.

00:34:12.000 Well, I can't have the previous tea tests to go from.

00:34:15.000 Oh, I see.

00:34:17.000 Oh, I see.

00:34:18.000 Mine was higher than Ryan's.

00:34:19.000 Wow.

00:34:20.000 And that's pathetic.

00:34:22.000 And you've got like seven doctors worried about your testosterone.

00:34:25.000 100%.

00:34:28.000 Well.

00:34:29.000 So a buddy of mine and my husband is, oh, God.

00:34:33.000 A buddy of mine and my husband's.

00:34:35.000 That's the intro.

00:34:36.000 A buddy of mine and my husband's.

00:34:37.000 Is totally beaten down by his wife.

00:34:39.000 She's crazy, needs constant attention, is jealous, forces him to go to individual and couples therapy, makes him check off chores off a list.

00:34:52.000 He's become a sad excuse of a man, and almost every part of his existence is controlled by her.

00:34:57.000 The worst part is they're in their mid to late 20s and have a one-year-old and they want more kids.

00:35:02.000 He's not happy.

00:35:03.000 He's told us this.

00:35:04.000 And said his home life is the worst part of his life.

00:35:08.000 It's supposed to be the opposite.

00:35:09.000 You're supposed to come home.

00:35:10.000 Yay, daddy's home.

00:35:11.000 The home life should be.

00:35:13.000 When I came home today, my wife was wearing an apron, a skirt, high-heel shoes, tons of makeup.

00:35:20.000 Her hair was just done, and she was vacuuming.

00:35:22.000 And she said, oh, I'm so glad you're home.

00:35:25.000 I'm sorry.

00:35:26.000 I thought I'd be done the vacuuming by now.

00:35:27.000 And I was a little annoyed because it's loud.

00:35:30.000 And she ran and got my slippers and my pipe and the newspaper.

00:35:33.000 And I went, I've already read this, you fucking idiot.

00:35:37.000 The day of my son's birth, I come home from working the overnights in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

00:35:43.000 Come back to Momeric, where I lived at the time.

00:35:47.000 My wife is vacuuming the living room.

00:35:51.000 And she just had a baby.

00:35:52.000 No, no.

00:35:53.000 Prior to she's ready to go.

00:35:55.000 Oh, she's like nine months, right?

00:35:56.000 So me and my buddy, he stop at the bar before I go home.

00:36:01.000 So we're about a six pack in each.

00:36:04.000 So he comes in the house with me, and she's like, oh, you know, what are you doing?

00:36:08.000 I said, oh, I'm going to set up the barbecue.

00:36:12.000 I'm going to barbecue.

00:36:12.000 So I go out my bedroom window onto the deck of the roof of my back patio.

00:36:18.000 Oh, yeah, I know this story.

00:36:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:20.000 And then my wife's like, I think I'm having contractions.

00:36:22.000 I'm going to go to the hospital.

00:36:24.000 I'm like, yeah, have your friend take you.

00:36:26.000 Go to the hospital.

00:36:28.000 I'll meet you in there.

00:36:29.000 I'm going to take a shower and I'll meet you there.

00:36:32.000 Didn't you sleep on the roof for a little bit?

00:36:34.000 Yeah.

00:36:34.000 About three, four hours.

00:36:36.000 I got to the hospital at 11 p.m.

00:36:38.000 And when was she there?

00:36:42.000 1 o'clock in the afternoon?

00:36:45.000 That's pretty bad.

00:36:47.000 But my wife's first baby, it was like 28 hours of contractions.

00:36:51.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:36:52.000 Thank God my ex-wife, she fucking...

00:36:55.000 I got there at 11.

00:36:57.000 By midnight, it was done.

00:37:01.000 And I was back at the bar, celebrating with cigars.

00:37:05.000 Wow.

00:37:07.000 The good old days when you could, you know, come back home to your wife, right?

00:37:12.000 And you just come back from Jurassic Park, right?

00:37:15.000 Jurassic Park.

00:37:17.000 And you hung out with what?

00:37:19.000 The T-Rex, right?

00:37:20.000 With a short arm.

00:37:21.000 Is that Jeff Goldblum?

00:37:23.000 Of course.

00:37:23.000 Yeah, Jeff Goldblum, of course.

00:37:26.000 I don't know, Brian.

00:37:27.000 I think Kyle Donegan might have a copyright on that.

00:37:30.000 Apartments.com.

00:37:32.000 Oh, apartments.com.

00:37:34.000 Dressing Park.

00:37:36.000 That was pretty good.

00:37:38.000 What are you talking about?

00:37:39.000 Now it's good.

00:37:40.000 Yes.

00:37:40.000 Dressing Park.

00:37:42.000 Could be, possibly.

00:37:43.000 The whole thing with the park.

00:37:44.000 The worst part is, okay, so I already said that.

00:37:46.000 They have a long way to go in life together.

00:37:48.000 Is there any hope for him?

00:37:49.000 We don't encourage divorce because of the kid, but the situation is bad.

00:37:53.000 What can we do to help him?

00:37:54.000 He needs to bail out.

00:37:56.000 He's got to save it.

00:37:58.000 You just got to man up.

00:37:59.000 And when you get the chore list, you have to laugh and go, that's not how it happens.

00:38:05.000 Here's something I've learned about marriage.

00:38:06.000 You have to constantly have checks and balances and go, I don't know what's getting in.

00:38:12.000 Why is she the boss?

00:38:13.000 But you're talking to me like I'm your bitch this week.

00:38:16.000 And things are not set in stone from day one.

00:38:20.000 They waver off track.

00:38:22.000 And occasionally you have to, it's almost like sleeping at the wheel.

00:38:24.000 You have to go and redefine that you're the man.

00:38:28.000 I don't know what kind of car I'm driving here.

00:38:30.000 Maybe a go-kart.

00:38:32.000 Redefine that you're the man.

00:38:33.000 You're not taking that.

00:38:34.000 So I think you could save this marriage by saying, this is not how it's going.

00:38:40.000 If I do a chore, I do a chore.

00:38:42.000 You can shove therapy up your ass.

00:38:44.000 And even if she suggests divorce after that, say, no, we're not getting divorced.

00:38:48.000 He needs the man up.

00:38:49.000 He's got to take control of the situation.

00:38:52.000 Because women don't like this.

00:38:54.000 They don't feel comfortable pussywhipping a guy.

00:38:56.000 They don't feel comfortable abusing him.

00:38:58.000 It's actually like adopting A teen who's like 13 and he starts acting out to test your boundaries.

00:39:05.000 I'm not saying you should slap her, but you kind of have to next thing you know, he's a cuck.

00:39:10.000 Yes, because she wants someone that's going to take charge and she's going to dump him.

00:39:14.000 Yeah.

00:39:15.000 This is especially true of Hispanic women.

00:39:18.000 Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, when you're nice to them and you do everything they say, they walk all over you until they're bored of you.

00:39:26.000 Women need discipline.

00:39:29.000 Boss?

00:39:30.000 Spanish women need a lot of discipline.

00:39:32.000 Yes.

00:39:35.000 All right, let's, we're about to go behind the paywall.

00:39:38.000 Let's first look at this fat chick being a cheerleader.

00:39:43.000 Okay.

00:39:44.000 You can tell how exhausted she is.

00:39:47.000 Heavy breathing.

00:39:48.000 Oof.

00:39:51.000 Hit it, chubby.

00:39:53.000 Steel.

00:39:54.000 I don't know about the steel.

00:39:55.000 Is that a video?

00:40:01.000 This is Chris Farley on SNL.

00:40:04.000 If it's a man, it's a comedy spell.

00:40:06.000 Look how exhausted she is just from that one move.

00:40:10.000 And look at the ground shape.

00:40:13.000 I did it.

00:40:15.000 Steel weighs as much as.

00:40:20.000 What?

00:40:21.000 Definitely not doing any aromatics.

00:40:22.000 Things all your chairs have to be made out of?

00:40:25.000 Steel.

00:40:27.000 She's so fat, she's sponsored by steel.

00:40:32.000 Everything she touches has to be made of that.

00:40:36.000 Wheelchairs, couches.

00:40:37.000 There's a copyright.

00:40:38.000 There's a registered trademark little icon, right?

00:40:42.000 Her knee hits.

00:40:42.000 The ground just goes.

00:40:43.000 Yeah, it just goes zoom boom boom boom.

00:40:45.000 All right, let's steal things that I do for people's plates at the buffet.

00:40:50.000 Oh, Lord.

00:40:52.000 That's a big girl.

00:40:55.000 God bless her.

00:40:56.000 God bless her, cotton socks.

00:40:57.000 That's right.

00:40:58.000 All right, let's play the call-in thing and then start accepting calls.

00:41:04.000 You are on air.

00:41:08.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:41:10.000 You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why?

00:41:13.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:41:15.000 You have one thing.

00:41:16.000 Thank you for calling.

00:41:17.000 It's great hearing from you.

00:41:19.000 Bye-bye.

00:41:19.000 All right, next call.

00:41:22.000 So we've got...

00:41:23.000 Oh, we should also explain the super chats.

00:41:27.000 Yes.

00:41:28.000 So what you will do, folks, at home, and if you're not home, it doesn't matter.

00:41:33.000 You go to the website, right?

00:41:35.000 Watch live.

00:41:35.000 It's a banner at the top.

00:41:36.000 Why isn't the website advertising our two shows?

00:41:39.000 Good point.

00:41:40.000 We're on that, actually.

00:41:41.000 There was an email chain that maybe you're not privy to, but it's being handled.

00:41:46.000 We've got the Dallas show locked in, and we have the Vegas show locked in.

00:41:52.000 The Dallas show is...

00:41:54.000 Actually, if you check my getter, it's the pinned get.

00:41:58.000 Getter done.

00:42:00.000 Oh, fuck.

00:42:02.000 I'm not logged in on my computer.

00:42:04.000 Getter.com.

00:42:06.000 Go to my getter.

00:42:07.000 Jeff Goldblum can tell you how to do it.

00:42:09.000 Go together.com slash Gavin McInnes, right?

00:42:14.000 Gavin McKinnis, all one word.

00:42:16.000 Yep.

00:42:17.000 No underscore.

00:42:18.000 You click on the link.

00:42:19.000 Las Vegas is there.

00:42:20.000 Las Vegas is September 10th.

00:42:23.000 And then Dallas is two days of short, small shows.

00:42:28.000 And those are, the Dallas dates are.

00:42:31.000 September.

00:42:33.000 No, no, that's Vegas.

00:42:36.000 Oh.

00:42:37.000 We've had a change.

00:42:38.000 Wait, I think he's correct.

00:42:40.000 I think these are all in September.

00:42:42.000 Yes, I'm sorry.

00:42:43.000 So September 10th is Las Vegas, and then September 23rd, Friday.

00:42:50.000 And Saturday there's two shows.

00:42:52.000 Wait a minute, this is wrong.

00:42:53.000 There's two shows.

00:42:54.000 Friday the 23rd, Saturday the 24th.

00:42:58.000 Both in September.

00:43:00.000 I got Josh to fix that.

00:43:01.000 He's got both listed as Friday, but I believe second two were on Saturday.

00:43:08.000 All right.

00:43:09.000 Oh, interesting.

00:43:11.000 So we got that settled.

00:43:12.000 Like two shows one day.

00:43:13.000 All right.

00:43:15.000 Have we got any callers?

00:43:16.000 Does anyone care enough to call the show?

00:43:18.000 Oh, we do have calls.

00:43:19.000 Yes.

00:43:21.000 206.

00:43:22.000 Can you turn on your mic?

00:43:23.000 You're on the line.

00:43:24.000 Hello, 206.

00:43:28.000 Uh-oh, I don't have my mic and I can't hear anything.

00:43:30.000 Hello?

00:43:30.000 You're there, 206.

00:43:33.000 I should probably have handled that a little earlier.

00:43:37.000 And now doesn't look very professional.

00:43:40.000 My mic's on.

00:43:41.000 Hello.

00:43:44.000 206.

00:43:49.000 Okay.

00:43:55.000 Okay.

00:43:56.000 206, you're on the licks.

00:43:59.000 Hey, what's going on, 206?

00:44:02.000 Hello?

00:44:02.000 Hello.

00:44:03.000 What's going on?

00:44:04.000 Hey, Maddie and friends.

00:44:05.000 What's going on?

00:44:06.000 What's up, guy?

00:44:08.000 Hey, so, dude, I think I have a good pitch for, or not a pitch, I know how you, dude, economics.

00:44:15.000 Go through the 1914 and the post-World War II.

00:44:20.000 Dude, this is a subject nobody really knows about, right?

00:44:24.000 That was a good idea.

00:44:25.000 Like post-economics.

00:44:28.000 All that stuff.

00:44:30.000 I don't know.

00:44:30.000 It seems like it's the number one red pill.

00:44:33.000 Like, learn about how they stole the economic platform for what America was supposed to be.

00:44:42.000 Does that make sense?

00:44:43.000 Yes.

00:44:44.000 So you're talking about the economics of World War I. Well, yes, working into the future.

00:44:54.000 Look up the book.

00:44:56.000 It's really interesting.

00:44:58.000 The Secrets of the Temple.

00:44:59.000 Just type that in.

00:45:00.000 Hey, thanks for letting me join.

00:45:02.000 I hope you guys have a great night.

00:45:03.000 Cheers.

00:45:04.000 Cheers.

00:45:05.000 Okay, so this sounds like an anti-Semitic gentleman that is sneaking in his anti-Semitic stuff.

00:45:14.000 Well, it wouldn't be for sale on Amazon.

00:45:16.000 Amazon.

00:45:17.000 It seems like Temple is just an online.

00:45:18.000 Secrets of the Temple, how the Federal Reserve runs the country.

00:45:20.000 This groundbreaking bestseller reveals for the first time how the mighty mysterious Federal Reserve operates and how it manipulated and transformed both the American economy and the world's during the last eight crucial years.

00:45:31.000 Based on extensive interviews with all the major players, Secrets of the Temple takes us inside the government institution that in some ways is more secretive than the CIA.

00:45:44.000 The Roth Charles.

00:45:45.000 And then lots of very good reviews.

00:45:49.000 There's one one-star review.

00:45:52.000 The creature from Jekyll Island is what you're looking for, and if you're trying to learn about the Fed.

00:45:57.000 This is basically 700 pages of propaganda that you can get by flipping on CNN.

00:46:02.000 Otherwise, the author spends pretty much the entire book bashing the Fed for pretty much the only time in its history it had the courage to do the right thing.

00:46:09.000 Really sorry I've wasted my time.

00:46:11.000 I like reading the worst reviews first about what you'd expect from a Rolling Stone writer.

00:46:18.000 Failed to tell the whole truth, lies by omission.

00:46:21.000 This book gives out no secrets.

00:46:22.000 It's more of a fanzine.

00:46:24.000 Don't waste your money.

00:46:25.000 Extremely boring.

00:46:27.000 Ron Paul's End the Fed is much better.

00:46:29.000 Anyway, okay.

00:46:30.000 That was kind of a boring call.

00:46:34.000 What do you think they should do in that pussywhip situation, Ryan?

00:46:40.000 As someone who's pussywhipped himself.

00:46:42.000 Incorrect.

00:46:42.000 You know what's sad is that I feel like if it's out of your character to immediately push back on that, you're like, no.

00:46:50.000 Like as soon as you get any sort of like an imbalance of natural marriage harmony or anything like that, and you don't check it immediately, then you might not have it in you.

00:47:00.000 And when you do, this is sad.

00:47:02.000 It's a black pill.

00:47:03.000 But when you do finally enforce some stuff, it might be unnatural and you might not do it well.

00:47:08.000 So it might be forced and she might be like, yeah, this is.

00:47:10.000 Yeah, that's the other concern is that this guy is naturally predisposed to being pussy whipped and he's a cuck and he needs to be lost around.

00:47:19.000 What he needs to do is do something for him and not worry about her and be like, I'm going to go to the gym.

00:47:24.000 You do whatever you want.

00:47:25.000 Get in trouble.

00:47:26.000 Ignore her.

00:47:29.000 I met a guy.

00:47:29.000 You might know him, a sanitation dude, high-viz.

00:47:33.000 He looks like, what's that guy, Bobby Coffey?

00:47:36.000 Pepsi?

00:47:38.000 Joe Pepsi.

00:47:38.000 He looks like Joe Pepsi, but he's not.

00:47:40.000 I got high-viz on.

00:47:42.000 And he told me this long-involved story about how his wife's friends were divorced and they were going to all these clubs and they said, you should do it too.

00:47:49.000 So he goes, she sets up a plan with her divorce lawyer.

00:47:54.000 And she goes, you should get an apartment near that good high school that's nearby.

00:47:58.000 And then we can say we live there and go to a better school.

00:48:01.000 We want to go to a Bronx school.

00:48:02.000 So he does that.

00:48:03.000 And then she says, you should live, like have furniture there.

00:48:08.000 It's primary residence.

00:48:09.000 Yeah, they'll catch us.

00:48:10.000 They'll audit you, yeah.

00:48:12.000 And he goes, okay.

00:48:13.000 So he buys some IKEA crap.

00:48:15.000 And then she goes, you know what?

00:48:16.000 You should stay there a few days a week in case they jump in and they surprise you.

00:48:20.000 He's like, whatever, fuck, I don't care.

00:48:22.000 And then he falls for it all.

00:48:26.000 And then when she files, she goes, he abandoned the family.

00:48:28.000 Hook Lane and Sink.

00:48:30.000 He left us.

00:48:30.000 He's got his own apartment.

00:48:32.000 At her fucking disposition.

00:48:33.000 So that looked really bad.

00:48:35.000 And it actually had one of the kids turn against him.

00:48:41.000 He's got two kids.

00:48:43.000 The girl in college is still on his side, but the son is like, fuck you, you abandon us.

00:48:49.000 So here's the thing.

00:48:49.000 You'd think he'd learn from that and be like, no one's fucking me over again.

00:48:53.000 I'm going to become the punisher and kill drug dealers all night and get my kids back.

00:48:58.000 But he's now with this new chick who slaps him around.

00:49:03.000 She won't let him go to our bar.

00:49:04.000 He's not allowed to drink.

00:49:06.000 And it's like, maybe some men are just made to be.

00:49:10.000 He needs to take his man card away.

00:49:12.000 Yeah.

00:49:12.000 No more man card.

00:49:14.000 So I guess I would say to that couple that's worried about their friend, you can tell him that he's got to stand up to her and start drawing the line.

00:49:22.000 But just like the bar rescue show with John Taffer and the kitchen show with Gordon, what's his name?

00:49:32.000 Gordon Ramsey.

00:49:33.000 Gordon Ramsey.

00:49:34.000 You check in on those restaurants a year later and they're back to shit.

00:49:38.000 Because you can't fix people.

00:49:42.000 Can't fix stupid.

00:49:43.000 Here's a tip.

00:49:44.000 Because you're not going to be natural doing this script or anything.

00:49:48.000 Be like, listen, I take a lot of your guff and bop.

00:49:50.000 That's going to be corny.

00:49:51.000 What you need to do is shoot her a look like this, like be like, and then walk away.

00:49:56.000 And then she gives you lip and she's like, Bob, where the fuck are you going?

00:49:59.000 Be like, be like, hey!

00:50:01.000 And then that's it.

00:50:02.000 Don't say anything.

00:50:03.000 And then just have her be like, the fuck?

00:50:06.000 Because you don't have to worry about like, oh, I got to remember all the times you wronged me and I got to state my case.

00:50:10.000 No.

00:50:11.000 You don't talk to somebody who doesn't deserve your fucking attention.

00:50:14.000 Hey.

00:50:15.000 That's it.

00:50:15.000 She's the bitch that she sounds like.

00:50:17.000 She's going to be bombarding him with bullshit and slaps and screams.

00:50:21.000 Really?

00:50:22.000 Well, that's.

00:50:23.000 Yeah.

00:50:23.000 What do you think she's going to do after all that abuse?

00:50:25.000 She's going to get a hay and just go, oh, shit.

00:50:27.000 It might look like he snapped.

00:50:29.000 So that's...

00:50:29.000 Yeah, try to, I don't know.

00:50:31.000 Maybe punch a hole in the wall?

00:50:32.000 Yeah.

00:50:33.000 Do something way out of character because otherwise, you know, the talking thing, I fear that you may not have the fuel in the tank to take that the distance.

00:50:43.000 Sorry to say.

00:50:44.000 Sorry, buddy.

00:50:46.000 All right, let's take another call.

00:50:48.000 Yes.

00:50:49.000 No, wait.

00:50:49.000 Yeah, let's take another call, then go behind the paywall.

00:50:52.000 I like that.

00:50:53.000 The Powale.

00:50:54.000 I did not like that.

00:50:58.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:50:58.000 I got two people on the line here.

00:51:00.000 Maybe we can go back to back real quick.

00:51:02.000 860, you're on the Levo.

00:51:05.000 Hello there.

00:51:06.000 This is Brian.

00:51:07.000 I'm calling in to discuss the breaststees of the current Speaker of the House.

00:51:14.000 Yeah, what's going on?

00:51:15.000 Are you watching the committee?

00:51:17.000 Or are you talking about her insider trading?

00:51:20.000 No.

00:51:20.000 Oh, no.

00:51:21.000 Nothing to do with that.

00:51:22.000 I mean, Nancy Pelosi, I saw on Fox News today, they showed her, they did a picture of her at an Italian beach.

00:51:32.000 And it was a second take for me because I had knew that she was well in doubt before.

00:51:38.000 And now looking at it again, I'm like, whoa, this lady has some big old jugs.

00:51:42.000 But then I look at other photos, and she's got kind of like a modest kind of physique.

00:51:50.000 So what's the deal?

00:51:51.000 Because if you have lately she was younger?

00:51:54.000 Yeah, I think she has a lot of modest clothing where they're pushed up and held in.

00:52:00.000 And if you're looking at like a Chanel suit and someone has triple Ds, they go out like this and come back in.

00:52:07.000 You can't even see them.

00:52:08.000 It's like when pregnant women look skinny if they face you and they're wearing black.

00:52:12.000 They turn sideways and they have this massive belly.

00:52:16.000 Yeah, that's that age.

00:52:18.000 How is she rocking such a big fat rack, though?

00:52:22.000 She's an older woman with large tits.

00:52:26.000 Is this the scoop of the century?

00:52:27.000 Is this the new Watergate?

00:52:29.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

00:52:31.000 I don't know why people are so obsessed with that picture of her tits.

00:52:35.000 She's like 90 years old.

00:52:37.000 Yeah, she's an old lady with huge tits.

00:52:39.000 Did you hear her say somebody asked her, has your husband ever made stock purchases after information that you gave him?

00:52:48.000 And she's like, absolutely not.

00:52:49.000 She takes the microphone and goes, and walks away.

00:52:53.000 Because it's a fact.

00:52:55.000 She makes like $250,000 a year, and she's worth, I think...

00:52:59.000 Like $300 million.

00:53:01.000 No, obviously.

00:53:02.000 Never.

00:53:04.000 Insider trading is so fucking...

00:53:06.000 Her and Maxine Waters, too, are the worst ones.

00:53:08.000 Oh, fuck Maxine Waters.

00:53:11.000 We've got a very important letter here called It's a Very Difficult Situation.

00:53:16.000 And we learn that in Villenius, Lithuania, they have just erected a beautiful statue to the one and only difficult situation.

00:53:29.000 It's breathtaking.

00:53:30.000 Whoa.

00:53:32.000 They've got him.

00:53:33.000 Is he in his slippers or is he barefoot?

00:53:35.000 It's funny to say fucking Tony Soprano, not James Gandalfini.

00:53:40.000 Right.

00:53:41.000 Yeah, it's like that dude who got a tattoo of Malcolm X, but it's Denzel Washington playing Malcolm X. Which I guess really just means I like him in this movie.

00:53:51.000 Yeah.

00:53:52.000 I like this portrayal of him.

00:53:54.000 That's a beautiful statue.

00:53:56.000 My God.

00:53:57.000 Breathtaking.

00:53:58.000 Never happened in the States.

00:53:59.000 Never.

00:54:01.000 We got 206.

00:54:03.000 You're on the live.

00:54:04.000 Oh, wait, wait.

00:54:05.000 Before 206 talks, let's punish the freeloaders.

00:54:09.000 Hold on, 206.

00:54:10.000 We're going to punish the freeloaders by putting you behind the paywall.

00:54:15.000 You're a little secret treat that the freebies can't catch.

00:54:19.000 So goodbye to the people who don't pay.

00:54:22.000 We don't know why you don't pay.

00:54:23.000 It's a beer and a half a month.

00:54:26.000 It's more TV than you should watch.

00:54:28.000 If you watched all our shows, I'd go, you should probably get a life.

00:54:31.000 Hours and hours of new shit every day.

00:54:34.000 I do a show six days a week.

00:54:36.000 I only take off the Lord's Day.

00:54:38.000 And then we have extra stuff, too.

00:54:40.000 Like, we've got a scintillating sit-down coming up with Savannah Hernandez.

00:54:46.000 Nice.

00:54:46.000 Or Rodriguez, or whatever the fuck she's called.

00:54:49.000 Sav says, and she dishes on all the people on the right.

00:54:54.000 She drops the truth about all of them.

00:54:56.000 And it is juicy, juicy gossip.

00:54:59.000 It is fucking inside edition level shit.

00:55:01.000 Anyway, that's all for the people who pay.

00:55:03.000 For the people who don't, we give you a taste of our casual Thursday where we wrap with our peeps.

00:55:08.000 And we'll see the rest of the peeps tomorrow, the real show where I wear my suits made by Nita Fashions, which is another fantastic sponsor of the show.

00:55:17.000 So until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:55:40.000 You know, we're living in a society.

00:55:58.000 What the fuck are you doing?

00:56:07.000 Saying about the bird which is the bald eagle.

00:56:15.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

00:56:25.000 That band is great in everything, bad breeding, but they're from Stevenage, and it's quite a posh little area.

00:56:30.000 They say they're from a council estate, and the cover of their first single, which is Burn This Flag, is a council estate.

00:56:40.000 I smell a rat.

00:56:42.000 I call bullshit.

00:56:43.000 I think they're middle class.

00:56:45.000 And they're trying to sound working class.

00:56:47.000 Middle class.

00:56:48.000 Which is kind of what Crass was.

00:56:49.000 They had a working class singer reading an upper class lyricist's Penny Rimbo was posh.

00:56:56.000 Well, we got 206 on the line.

00:56:58.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:58.000 Let's get back to 206.

00:56:59.000 Hey, man, what on?

00:57:00.000 Hey, Gavin, a huru.

00:57:01.000 Uhuru.

00:57:03.000 Hey, so rock and roll, as we know, is a pretty big genre, and there's a lot of sub-genres within it.

00:57:10.000 What would you say is the worst sub-genre of rock?

00:57:14.000 Is it ska?

00:57:15.000 Is it rap rock?

00:57:16.000 Is it new metal?

00:57:18.000 Oh, it's got to be Ryan's record collection, new metal.

00:57:21.000 It's got to be like Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.

00:57:24.000 I'm not a huge fan of that.

00:57:25.000 System of a Down.

00:57:26.000 They're pretty great.

00:57:27.000 All of that.

00:57:28.000 You know what?

00:57:29.000 I wanted to go to a Nickelback concert.

00:57:30.000 If you went to a Nickelback concert, you know the salt of the earth people that would be there?

00:57:34.000 People that just don't buy anything.

00:57:36.000 Oh, I didn't say I hate their fans.

00:57:38.000 No, there'd be hot chicks there.

00:57:40.000 That's also true.

00:57:41.000 Yeah.

00:57:41.000 I fucking hate it all.

00:57:43.000 New metal.

00:57:44.000 Gross.

00:57:44.000 Great.

00:57:45.000 What do you think, Carler?

00:57:47.000 Oh, yeah, Ska, easily.

00:57:49.000 Oh, that's Scott.

00:57:50.000 What genre do you think has the best theme?

00:57:52.000 Well, hold on, hold on.

00:57:53.000 With Ska, there's two things.

00:57:55.000 There's the original sort of matchup of Brits, young mods, and then the Jamaican immigrants who fled to England after Jamaica declared independence, and they formed that cool music, like the specials and the selector and the English beat.

00:58:12.000 I love that stuff.

00:58:14.000 But the new college American Scott and Jant, Jant, Jant, Jant, Jant.

00:58:19.000 Give me like painful.

00:58:21.000 Mighty, mighty blast home.

00:58:23.000 Yeah.

00:58:24.000 And no doubt and all that stuff.

00:58:27.000 But I liked Operation Ivy.

00:58:29.000 They're kind of ska.

00:58:31.000 Real big fish.

00:58:32.000 Yeah, that's a perfect example of what I'm talking about.

00:58:35.000 No, I had to read older stuff like the toaster, that's all good, but the newer shit is not great.

00:58:41.000 Never had to knock on wood.

00:58:43.000 Never had to knock.

00:58:46.000 Song's about taking an AIDS test.

00:58:48.000 No.

00:58:49.000 Yeah.

00:58:49.000 Oh, man.

00:58:51.000 That's what it's about.

00:58:53.000 What genre of rock has the best female fans?

00:58:56.000 Well, unfortunately, you only get one thing.

00:58:58.000 So we're going to have to say goodbye.

00:59:01.000 Thank you for calling.

00:59:04.000 I'm not going to say hair metal because you don't catch it.

00:59:07.000 Stevie Nick's.

00:59:09.000 Heart.

00:59:11.000 Heart.

00:59:12.000 Boy, they fattened up, didn't they?

00:59:13.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:15.000 That song Crazy On You is actually made about a beef and cheddar from Arpy's.

00:59:23.000 Didn't you have a singer the other day about these dreams?

00:59:27.000 These nuts.

00:59:28.000 Hearts are here when I close my eyes.

00:59:32.000 Danny Wilson?

00:59:34.000 Let's check in on the boring shit show fucking.

00:59:37.000 Oh, 770, please hold.

00:59:39.000 Unless you want to take them.

00:59:41.000 I mean, the odds of us tuning in and it being good.

00:59:44.000 I wish there's a way it could be in the corner or something.

00:59:47.000 Can't you put it like there, like where Maddie's elbow is?

00:59:50.000 We could.

00:59:51.000 All you would see is faces, and then we wouldn't be able to see it.

00:59:53.000 Yeah, but I might see Joe Biggs' face.

00:59:55.000 Oh, I see.

00:59:56.000 But, all right.

00:59:58.000 Joe Biggs' face.

01:00:00.000 I'm working on that.

01:00:00.000 While I work on that, do you want to take this call?

01:00:02.000 Yes.

01:00:02.000 All right, 770, because I clicked you already.

01:00:04.000 Go ahead.

01:00:04.000 Hello, bro.

01:00:06.000 Oh, hell yeah.

01:00:08.000 Why haven't you done a deep dive on Sam Brinton from the energy department?

01:00:13.000 All of that is Chinese to me.

01:00:15.000 Sam Brinton from the interview department?

01:00:18.000 The energy department.

01:00:20.000 Look up a picture.

01:00:21.000 You've seen him.

01:00:22.000 Sam Brinton.

01:00:23.000 B-R-I-N-T-O-N.

01:00:25.000 Sam Brinton.

01:00:26.000 You need to do a deep dive, dude.

01:00:28.000 It's a gold mine.

01:00:29.000 And what's the department?

01:00:31.000 The interview department.

01:00:32.000 Department of Energy.

01:00:34.000 Energy Energy.

01:00:34.000 Oh, Energy Department.

01:00:35.000 Yeah, this guy.

01:00:37.000 Had a couple Brewskis.

01:00:38.000 Had a couple Buds.

01:00:39.000 Is this an Alfred E. Newman trap, though?

01:00:41.000 Oh, this is that fucking freak we were talking about on Compound Censored.

01:00:46.000 God, look at his fucking face.

01:00:49.000 I haven't caught up.

01:00:51.000 Yeah, we talked about him the other day.

01:00:52.000 Him and that ridiculous, what's his name?

01:00:56.000 Dick Levin?

01:00:56.000 Richard Levin?

01:00:57.000 Yeah, the guy who wears his fucking skirt with the name.

01:00:59.000 Yeah, the guy with all the medals on his fucking jacket.

01:01:02.000 World leaders laugh at us.

01:01:04.000 What's the deep dive to do?

01:01:05.000 He's just a nerd who is an American nuclear engineer who dresses like activist.

01:01:13.000 Have you seen the pictures of him with his puppy friend?

01:01:16.000 He's a furry.

01:01:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:01:17.000 He's kind of a furry dude.

01:01:18.000 He dresses up as like a doggy.

01:01:21.000 Yeah, isn't that freaking weird?

01:01:23.000 Yes.

01:01:24.000 Might have been on Friday Nights Alright with Milo.

01:01:27.000 Puppy play.

01:01:28.000 Right?

01:01:28.000 Yeah, here we go.

01:01:30.000 Biden putting on the dog in the American Conservative.

01:01:34.000 Celebrate diversity.

01:01:35.000 Biden hires as Nuke Waste Deputy a freak LGBT activist who sodomizes men pretending to be dogs.

01:01:45.000 We really have fucking.

01:01:46.000 We're a joke.

01:01:47.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:01:49.000 Is this a poof piece?

01:01:51.000 Uhuru.

01:01:52.000 Uhuru.

01:01:52.000 Look at the American Conservative.

01:01:54.000 Biden putting on the dog.

01:01:56.000 Oh, jeez.

01:01:57.000 And then if you scroll down, you see why respecting pronouns is so important.

01:02:02.000 Now this.

01:02:04.000 Fuck pronouns.

01:02:06.000 It's not important at all, actually.

01:02:08.000 It's fucking ridiculous.

01:02:09.000 You might as well say why respecting the different...

01:02:12.000 It's taking me to play pretend.

01:02:14.000 Punk and hardcore.

01:02:15.000 You have to differentiate between punk and hardcore.

01:02:17.000 They're very different genres.

01:02:19.000 Why do I feel like he's going to say, hey, Fatty, and then tell me how to do a water fast?

01:02:23.000 Pronouns?

01:02:24.000 And when someone guy.

01:02:29.000 If he walked, it was in my fucking...

01:02:32.000 He looks nothing like that guy.

01:02:33.000 I would tell him.

01:02:35.000 Fuck off.

01:02:36.000 And what's he going to do?

01:02:37.000 Tell me to address him by his pronouns?

01:02:39.000 You think that guy looks like that guy when he was a full dude?

01:02:42.000 Yeah.

01:02:43.000 No.

01:02:44.000 Not even close.

01:02:46.000 Wow, you're racist if you think.

01:02:52.000 Alright, let me see the pronouns thing.

01:03:02.000 There's other ways to figure that out.

01:03:04.000 Why do I have to care about anybody?

01:03:05.000 If their eyes are wandering, they don't want to have a conversation with you.

01:03:10.000 What is that?

01:03:12.000 I don't need to respect anyone, by the way.

01:03:16.000 Fascinating part of modern culture.

01:03:18.000 I don't think many people think about them very often until someone like myself or others say their pronouns.

01:03:27.000 Fucking when I introduce myself, I generally say, hi, my name's Sam Britton.

01:03:31.000 All right, that's the answer to that point, dude.

01:03:32.000 By the way, I don't know if we've covered this, but there's a lot of baby monsters emailing us about Gazikadzo.

01:03:39.000 Oh, yeah.

01:03:40.000 Now, the last time I spoke to him, this may have been a message from God.

01:03:44.000 I started feeling really weird.

01:03:47.000 And then right out of the exorcist, I just went, excuse me.

01:03:50.000 And I leaned over here and just went, and I vomited basically water for about six feet.

01:04:00.000 That was a horse race.

01:04:02.000 Was that the Lord telling me that I'm with a demon?

01:04:06.000 Because his cult, Black Hammer, someone called saying they're being held there against their will.

01:04:12.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:04:14.000 How'd you find that so fast?

01:04:16.000 You can say you don't want to take it.

01:04:17.000 I just typed in his name and your name.

01:04:18.000 Turn it up.

01:04:18.000 You can make up whatever, okay, and don't take it.

01:04:21.000 But like, and it doesn't make any sense.

01:04:22.000 I wish I had barked at the camera.

01:04:24.000 Explain to me how me not taking it.

01:04:27.000 I can see his face right there.

01:04:29.000 I'll be the one in danger.

01:04:30.000 No, no, no, no.

01:04:31.000 Should start to swell.

01:04:32.000 It's like an animal house where he's giving the flounder shit.

01:04:37.000 So, camel hand.

01:04:38.000 I'm the best needle dropper in the gun.

01:04:41.000 And we know it.

01:04:42.000 Look at their approval rates and tell me how somebody with the historically most low approval rates won't virus.

01:04:51.000 I've got a virus.

01:04:55.000 I've got a virus.

01:04:56.000 They're all laughing because they don't understand that I'm not joking.

01:05:00.000 Excuse me.

01:05:01.000 I've got a virus.

01:05:07.000 Wow, that is so audible.

01:05:09.000 And we were worried about that not being picked up.

01:05:11.000 He's been arrested, correct?

01:05:12.000 Yes.

01:05:13.000 So someone calls and says, We're at the Blackhammer Compound.

01:05:16.000 We talked about this on Compound Censor briefly, but they got a bunch of land.

01:05:19.000 He's the reason we say Uhuru.

01:05:21.000 They got a bunch of land in Arizona or something, and they got a ton of money to develop that into an anarchist socialist commune.

01:05:30.000 And they take the money, they start setting up tents, and the owner of the land goes, what the fuck you guys doing here?

01:05:36.000 Get out of here.

01:05:36.000 Yeah.

01:05:37.000 I haven't sold you my land.

01:05:38.000 Okay, bye.

01:05:39.000 Yeah, it's not 1740, dude.

01:05:42.000 There's not random patches of land that haven't been spoken for.

01:05:46.000 Maybe in the North Pole, you might find a square.

01:05:49.000 But here, pretty much everything has been spoken for.

01:05:52.000 So they leave.

01:05:54.000 They get the money.

01:05:56.000 And what's this now?

01:05:57.000 A guy giving us the lowdown, I think.

01:06:00.000 Hey, Anukids.

01:06:01.000 So we have breaking news.

01:06:04.000 We have an update about the Black Camera organization yesterday.

01:06:08.000 Ryan, this is not who I want to hear it from.

01:06:11.000 Some guy who's read the newspaper.

01:06:14.000 It seems like that's the only thing.

01:06:15.000 No, there's...

01:06:16.000 Ryan, there are 100 articles about this.

01:06:19.000 That's the only video.

01:06:20.000 That's the only thing.

01:06:22.000 Some random clown finding.

01:06:25.000 Here, I'll show you.

01:06:26.000 What's it now?

01:06:27.000 Kodzo?

01:06:30.000 Check out Uhuru.

01:06:31.000 But he's innocent until proven guilty.

01:06:34.000 This was from this morning.

01:06:36.000 It appears our favorite fucking weirdo, Gazzi Kodzo, pulled his own little version of Jonestown.

01:06:41.000 And it's in the Daily Beast.

01:06:43.000 Sodomy was one of the charges.

01:06:45.000 Yeah.

01:06:45.000 I didn't know that was illegal.

01:06:47.000 It was a prison joke.

01:06:48.000 Like, if you get caught doing, like, sex between inmates in prison, there's a joke.

01:06:54.000 Y'all, you get, because it's called sexual misconduct.

01:06:57.000 And they notify your family.

01:07:00.000 So you go in front of the DHO, which is a discipline and hearing office.

01:07:03.000 And I'm like, oh, you know, you're being charged with sodomy.

01:07:05.000 He says, sodomy, I was inside of him.

01:07:11.000 Inside of me, I was inside of him.

01:07:14.000 Why am I the bad guy?

01:07:16.000 This is by our favorite Will Summer.

01:07:19.000 He doesn't mention me.

01:07:21.000 I mean, Gazzi has been there since the very beginning of Proud Boys.

01:07:24.000 Need him arrested after dead body found in home.

01:07:28.000 Gazzy Cadzo loves dressing as the Joker and once said Anne Frank was a Karen.

01:07:33.000 On Tuesday, cops found a dead man in his house.

01:07:36.000 I hope he didn't sodomize the dead man.

01:07:39.000 That's one of my pet peeves.

01:07:40.000 Yeah, I love The Undertaker.

01:07:42.000 I had a good friend of mine in federal prison.

01:07:44.000 Not to go back to federal prison, but the guy Christopher Rankincourt.

01:07:49.000 He was the French imposter Rockefeller.

01:07:53.000 He was found in Canada with a dead woman in his hotel room.

01:07:57.000 And he was in prison with you?

01:07:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:59.000 Yeah, that story sounds familiar.

01:08:01.000 Yeah, he was married to the Mia, she was a Playboy Playmate.

01:08:06.000 He was in Maxim Magazine.

01:08:10.000 He was on a fucking big yacht with all these jewels.

01:08:13.000 Total fraud.

01:08:14.000 He was married.

01:08:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:15.000 That's his whole life.

01:08:16.000 He was born from a prostitute, destitute, like French poor.

01:08:22.000 And he went to the Hamptons and he signed his name Christopher Rockefeller.

01:08:27.000 And he goes, this is how stupid these people are.

01:08:29.000 I don't speak English.

01:08:31.000 He goes, what Rockefeller has a fucking French accent?

01:08:35.000 I moved there when I was young to be with my mother.

01:08:38.000 That's him right there.

01:08:39.000 Dude, he gets out of prison.

01:08:40.000 They do a dateline special on him.

01:08:42.000 He ripped everyone off on the fucking compound in prison.

01:08:47.000 Because they paid him a million dollars for his life story to write a book and do movies.

01:08:51.000 So he would have people listen to his commissary account.

01:08:55.000 So it would be like $50,000, $60,000.

01:08:57.000 And when cigarettes got banned in 2005, he started buying all the fucking cigarettes and all the tobacco on the compound.

01:09:05.000 French people smoke like fucking chimneys.

01:09:07.000 And he goes, yeah, yeah, I'll pay, I'll pay you.

01:09:09.000 And he would say, listen, I got money on the books.

01:09:11.000 You know, I'll buy you commissary to pay you however you want.

01:09:15.000 And like a month or two before he was going home, he checked into the fucking shoe.

01:09:22.000 And then he deported him to France.

01:09:24.000 And a week later, he's on dateline on the fucking TV.

01:09:27.000 Wow.

01:09:28.000 Once a hustler, always a hustler.

01:09:30.000 So he's fucking...

01:09:31.000 He was in scores when Chuck beat up Van Dam.

01:09:35.000 Oh, really?

01:09:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:09:37.000 Just coincidentally?

01:09:38.000 Coincidentally, yeah.

01:09:40.000 Huh.

01:09:40.000 But yeah, he was no joke.

01:09:42.000 I'm surprised it took this long.

01:09:44.000 A former Blackhammer member who goes by the savvy, who goes by the savvy, I guess that's how he's called, and worked as Kadzo's aide before fleeing the group, told the Daily Beast after Amon's death was reported.

01:09:55.000 My theory is Gazi left Black Lives Matter because they were homophobic and they didn't like him fucking everything.

01:10:02.000 Even as Amons lay dead inside the Blackhammer house, though, Kadzo kept his eye on the prospect of social media fame.

01:10:08.000 In a Facebook video posted as Romaine and Other Blackhammer...

01:10:13.000 Oh, God, this guy's such a bad writer.

01:10:16.000 In a Facebook video posted as Romaine and Other Blackhammer waited outside their home under police guard.

01:10:24.000 What?

01:10:24.000 In a Facebook video posted as Romaine.

01:10:27.000 Oh, it was posted as Romaine and Other Blackhammer waited outside their home under police guard.

01:10:32.000 Kadzo seized on the idea that the police raid and dead body would bring more online attention to himself.

01:10:38.000 Marminia, more followers, more, you know, advancement work, more movement, more greatness.

01:10:43.000 Kadzo said, so be it, sweetheart.

01:10:47.000 Yikes.

01:10:48.000 So we'll see what happens there.

01:10:51.000 How do you explain a dead man and sodomy?

01:10:55.000 Why is sodomy part of the charge?

01:10:57.000 I don't know.

01:10:58.000 There must be something up his ass.

01:10:59.000 He did an autopsy already.

01:11:01.000 Maybe he has pants down.

01:11:03.000 Remember that black woman who was at the woman's march?

01:11:06.000 What's your definition of sodomy?

01:11:07.000 Is it anal penetration or oral?

01:11:10.000 Oh, oh, right.

01:11:11.000 It could be oral too, right?

01:11:13.000 Yeah.

01:11:13.000 I thought it was just getting fucked up the ass.

01:11:15.000 Do you like my hat?

01:11:17.000 Yeah, I like that.

01:11:19.000 Oh, Will Be Wild is still a crucial part of this fucking discussion.

01:11:23.000 Ryan, I told you to put it in the other corner.

01:11:25.000 My corner?

01:11:26.000 My head.

01:11:26.000 With all due respect to Maddie, my head is more important than his elbow.

01:11:30.000 Yeah.

01:11:32.000 That's not his elbow.

01:11:33.000 That's his.

01:11:34.000 No, but lower.

01:11:35.000 Can you go in front of the call-in?

01:11:37.000 No, but we could mix the call-in.

01:11:38.000 Right there's good.

01:11:39.000 Yeah, now put it lower.

01:11:41.000 I don't care if Colin cuts it because Colin is gone.

01:11:45.000 That's my cousin's name, Colin McKinnis.

01:11:48.000 I love you, Granny.

01:11:49.000 Remember, every time he was in trouble when we were kids, he'd just say, I love you, Gran.

01:11:54.000 He was raised by his gran.

01:11:55.000 His dad wasn't around.

01:11:56.000 And she'd always just melt and be like, oh, hi, Colin.

01:11:59.000 Here you go.

01:12:00.000 Here's some soup.

01:12:02.000 This was streamed two days ago.

01:12:05.000 It's a five-second stream.

01:12:10.000 That was a great stream.

01:12:12.000 Where was he arrested?

01:12:14.000 This was streamed eight days ago.

01:12:18.000 Look a mess.

01:12:20.000 I'm gonna look a mess.

01:12:22.000 That's like it.

01:12:23.000 Suburban Atlanta.

01:12:25.000 Hey, y'all.

01:12:25.000 That's where he got arrested?

01:12:27.000 Land back.

01:12:27.000 Free Draco.

01:12:29.000 Hey, y'all, we fucked a dude to death, and he's stuck in the house right now.

01:12:34.000 So that's...

01:12:35.000 Oh, it is hot in Georgia.

01:12:39.000 So the fight continues to free Draco.

01:12:43.000 Make sure to go to Blackhammer Times to get the information that you need to get to help.

01:12:49.000 They look like they've got a dead body in their house, and they're saying we should post and act like everything's normal.

01:12:54.000 Well, we shit our pants.

01:13:04.000 Okay, now, this is boring, Ryan.

01:13:06.000 But now we got to bring up the whole thing that first drew us to Gazzy was the video.

01:13:14.000 He was making us go.

01:13:15.000 He's going to give reparations.

01:13:17.000 We're going to come for your weapon.

01:13:20.000 Yo, we're going to fucking take it.

01:13:23.000 Black people ripped out.

01:13:27.000 And you don't give a damn reparations.

01:13:30.000 We're going to come for them, y'all.

01:13:31.000 I want to come in your house and take a mind.

01:13:35.000 They sound so black, they sound Chinese.

01:13:38.000 Yeah, that guy is my favorite.

01:13:40.000 Uhuru.

01:13:41.000 Uhuru.

01:13:42.000 Uhuru.

01:13:43.000 What's your name is?

01:13:44.000 Jesse.

01:13:44.000 What's your name?

01:13:45.000 Jesse.

01:13:45.000 Yo Me Reparations.

01:13:47.000 Correct.

01:13:47.000 And I want it.

01:13:48.000 When do I want it?

01:13:49.000 Now.

01:13:49.000 When do I want it?

01:13:50.000 Now.

01:13:51.000 And you gonna get it?

01:13:52.000 Yeah.

01:13:52.000 Yes, indeed.

01:13:53.000 All right.

01:13:54.000 He looks like a fat guy that lost a lot of weight.

01:13:56.000 I'll send him my address.

01:13:57.000 Tell them to come get the reparations.

01:13:59.000 Yeah.

01:14:00.000 Well, if you want to beat up whites and take their money, Jesse, why don't you start with you?

01:14:04.000 Every opportunity and amenity I have at the expense of my black and brown brothers and sisters around the world.

01:14:13.000 Everything in this country is soaked, saturated with the blood of slavery, suicide.

01:14:18.000 Even the times that have had to scramble.

01:14:19.000 Man, he's talking so black, even an actual black guy going, hmm.

01:14:23.000 For times in my life, they still bared the face of the slave master, genocidal murder.

01:14:27.000 You got to do a deep dive and find out where that guy is.

01:14:31.000 It's probably a dentist in Indiana.

01:14:34.000 That's four years ago.

01:14:35.000 Hi, we saw you in a video with Gazzi Kadzo.

01:14:37.000 Oh, yeah, that was a long time ago.

01:14:39.000 My God.

01:14:40.000 Really?

01:14:41.000 It's been four years, three days, and 26 hours.

01:14:44.000 If you don't give it, we're going to come back.

01:14:45.000 That's Prince we just saw.

01:14:47.000 And I've seen Prince take it, all right?

01:14:49.000 We by a church across the street, and Prince ran up on this old white man.

01:14:52.000 What'd you say to the old white man coming out the church?

01:14:54.000 I asked if you want to hear the gospel of reparations.

01:14:57.000 Gospel of Reparations.

01:15:00.000 Virginia.

01:15:02.000 Are y'all good in this time, Virginia?

01:15:04.000 Ah, Junior is my favorite train song.

01:15:07.000 You gotta stop the song, girl.

01:15:08.000 You don't got no song.

01:15:08.000 Huru Virginia.

01:15:10.000 Hurry up.

01:15:11.000 You know the sound of the game.

01:15:13.000 And they were paid actors.

01:15:14.000 No.

01:15:17.000 I think they're radical, lefty morons.

01:15:19.000 Here, turn it up.

01:15:20.000 That our ancestors have done to African people, and it continues to this day right here in the U.S. Not just all over the world, but here in the U.S. So all white people, no matter who you are, you do owe reparations, you owe them right now, and you need to pay them right now.

01:15:33.000 Who are you talking to?

01:15:34.000 Grab your checkbook, bitch.

01:15:36.000 And click on the button that says reparations.

01:15:39.000 That's what you need to do.

01:15:40.000 You need to do it.

01:15:41.000 You've gazed you like $100 right now.

01:15:44.000 You know what he's really saying, by the way, which is why I love this video.

01:15:47.000 He's like an animal trainer.

01:15:49.000 He's like Siegfried and Roy.

01:15:50.000 So this is pre-2016.

01:15:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:55.000 This was around 2014, I would say.

01:15:58.000 Does it have the date on it?

01:16:01.000 April 18, 2016.

01:16:06.000 Yeah, it was right before the election, you know what I'm saying?

01:16:09.000 But yeah, we really do have to decapillations to the African Americans.

01:16:15.000 What are day capillations?

01:16:17.000 Hey.

01:16:18.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:16:19.000 Is that like cloppy?

01:16:20.000 Why are you so choppy there?

01:16:22.000 Because I spent, I sold my good PC and gave it to a black man.

01:16:27.000 For reparations.

01:16:28.000 All right, for reparations.

01:16:29.000 We're coming for them, though.

01:16:31.000 We're coming for them.

01:16:32.000 The price of guy too high.

01:16:35.000 Price get too heck.

01:16:36.000 Price of gate too heck.

01:16:39.000 That's not Lena.

01:16:40.000 Let me get an ohuru.

01:16:43.000 Oh my god.

01:16:43.000 Did you see, remember that broad who did that death song?

01:16:47.000 She's like, I'm a man, mom, no, I'm a death, mom, ma.

01:16:50.000 She did a rap song.

01:16:51.000 She was a white chick.

01:16:52.000 Very viral.

01:16:53.000 There's an update on her.

01:16:56.000 There's a dead body in her house, too.

01:16:58.000 Yes.

01:16:59.000 White hammer.

01:17:00.000 Sodomized to death.

01:17:01.000 That's correct.

01:17:03.000 Sodomite and Gamora.

01:17:07.000 So what's her deal?

01:17:11.000 I'm looking for it.

01:17:12.000 Okay.

01:17:14.000 It will be worth it.

01:17:16.000 She put out the rap song.

01:17:18.000 Here we go.

01:17:19.000 Okay, so this is a new one.

01:17:21.000 A real six, baby.

01:17:22.000 I've yelled to the eight, but a six raised me.

01:17:24.000 And she says she from here, but never been to the bluff.

01:17:26.000 Never been to the three, then that bitch faking.

01:17:27.000 Jumped out the porch on the east side.

01:17:29.000 She got some speech lessons since I think.

01:17:34.000 No, Atlanta.

01:17:35.000 She'll tell you.

01:17:37.000 She'll actually say that everyone everywhere else isn't Atlanta.

01:17:39.000 This is Atlanta.

01:17:42.000 We don't blame that.

01:17:43.000 Other lies you be telling, but it tame that.

01:17:45.000 Catch me on Cleveland, I'm rolling a fatty.

01:17:46.000 But if you want drama, come catch me on that.

01:17:50.000 That might be a different chick.

01:17:52.000 Why do you think she's really good?

01:17:53.000 She speaks too well.

01:17:54.000 No, that's the same chick.

01:17:56.000 Look, you from the suburbs, not from the city.

01:17:58.000 You from my big house, not from the trenches.

01:18:00.000 You're about to break it down right now.

01:18:06.000 Latonia is not Atlanta.

01:18:07.000 Play Coke is not Atlanta.

01:18:09.000 Decatur is not Atlanta.

01:18:11.000 Grinnette is not Atlanta.

01:18:13.000 Crosswell is not Atlanta.

01:18:15.000 Forrest Park is not Atlanta.

01:18:17.000 Lil Burt is not Atlanta.

01:18:18.000 Your mom's is not Atlanta.

01:18:20.000 This is going to be a long song if you're listening in Atlanta.

01:18:23.000 What about Corla Lampour?

01:18:26.000 Is Katman Dew Atlanta?

01:18:27.000 Is she in Bristol?

01:18:28.000 Is she at Levison?

01:18:30.000 No, the update is that she has new hit single.

01:18:32.000 Stu from Bergson.

01:18:34.000 Stu from Berg, Germany, is not at least party in the Stuckart.

01:18:37.000 Stuckart is not at all.

01:18:38.000 I'm from Stuttgart.

01:18:39.000 It's not 11th.

01:18:41.000 G-Dog and Detective Shitty get a load.

01:18:44.000 Get a load of this dock.

01:18:45.000 It's all pretty insane, but I know you would like a timestamp for the show.

01:18:47.000 Let's go from 13 to 6.

01:18:49.000 So it's a cool doc about the black Hebrew Israelites.

01:18:55.000 Israelites.

01:18:57.000 And so if you jump to 1330, you see a montage of them making white people kiss their boots.

01:19:04.000 Oh, I've seen this a million times.

01:19:05.000 Which is, we've all seen it a lot, but it never gets old.

01:19:10.000 And then the guy doing the documentary was white.

01:19:17.000 She might be kissing the boots.

01:19:19.000 1336.

01:19:22.000 West is the best.

01:19:23.000 The West is number one.

01:19:25.000 I literally would have no problem going up there and just hunting him.

01:19:30.000 Well, you know, you go to downtown Brooklyn, they're there all the time.

01:19:32.000 Look at this guy's face.

01:19:36.000 He looks like the guy from...

01:19:39.000 What's that nerd show?

01:19:41.000 It's not actually six of them.

01:19:43.000 I can understand why they're mad at Walton.

01:19:45.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:19:46.000 They're in an influx.

01:19:51.000 The worst videos I think I watched, they were having a class, and one of the members started talking about a sister, another black woman, who wanted to join ISUPK, but she had a mixed son.

01:20:04.000 He basically told the woman that she could not join unless she gave up her son.

01:20:09.000 That is not enough.

01:20:10.000 So what you need to do is you might need to try and take that child that you've got and put, you know.

01:20:17.000 We're the chosen people.

01:20:19.000 We're the ones that are supposed to have that.

01:20:20.000 It's called the Real Black Sabbath.

01:20:23.000 Yeah, I was asked if I would essentially get down on all fours and kiss people.

01:20:29.000 Hey, you didn't get down on all fours, man.

01:20:30.000 This guy's pretty cool.

01:20:31.000 I like how he's trying to be cool about it.

01:20:32.000 Just give me your boot up here.

01:20:34.000 I'm not a bitch.

01:20:36.000 I don't get on my knees to kiss people's boots.

01:20:38.000 You bring it to me.

01:20:39.000 I lean over.

01:20:40.000 Okay?

01:20:40.000 I'm not a fucking put.

01:20:42.000 I'm a real man.

01:20:43.000 When it comes to kissing boots, I mean.

01:20:44.000 So I told the guy, bring the boot to me.

01:20:46.000 Yeah.

01:20:48.000 I didn't get on my fucking knees.

01:20:49.000 And he did, and I kissed it.

01:20:51.000 I'm not going to kneel here and let you let me kiss your boot.

01:20:55.000 His dad was like, you got on your knees and you kissed someone's.

01:20:58.000 No, dad.

01:21:00.000 I leaned over.

01:21:01.000 I was like, you bring the boot to me, motherfucker.

01:21:03.000 And they did, like little bitches.

01:21:05.000 They're like, oh, here's my boot.

01:21:07.000 I kissed them.

01:21:08.000 I was like, laughing.

01:21:09.000 Fucking losers.

01:21:11.000 We're living in a fucking power keg world because of that.

01:21:14.000 Yeah, this is white privilege.

01:21:17.000 Constantly apologizing?

01:21:19.000 No.

01:21:20.000 That is not a lena.

01:21:21.000 I will never apologize for being who I am.

01:21:23.000 That is not a lena.

01:21:28.000 Alrighty.

01:21:28.000 Got calls?

01:21:29.000 Got a couple of sacred calls.

01:21:31.000 Sure.

01:21:32.000 All right.

01:21:33.000 Anonymous Rusty Gavin's fart.

01:21:38.000 Go ahead there, how you doing?

01:21:40.000 What's up?

01:21:41.000 Hello.

01:21:42.000 So, Gavin, how did your fart end yesterday on the compound?

01:21:47.000 Well, good and bad, depending how you quantify these things.

01:21:52.000 So I had a long fart, and I wanted it to be funny, so I really pushed it out.

01:21:57.000 So it would be like and then have that ending thing where it's like kind of a vibe.

01:22:04.000 But I pushed too hard, and I felt chunks come out.

01:22:08.000 What?

01:22:09.000 You shot yourself.

01:22:10.000 Yeah, you don't.

01:22:11.000 I saw it.

01:22:12.000 I saw it, but I didn't know if there was chunks.

01:22:14.000 I had about like this.

01:22:17.000 Okay.

01:22:18.000 So nothing crazy.

01:22:20.000 I didn't poo my pants.

01:22:21.000 But whenever that happens, of course, your goal is to minimize the damage and not let anything make it to the underwear.

01:22:30.000 Clenched right up.

01:22:32.000 I ran, that chick who works there.

01:22:34.000 She opened the door.

01:22:36.000 So I ran out of the studio, ran to the bathroom, and I pulled down my pants, checked my underwear.

01:22:41.000 Nothing.

01:22:42.000 It was all in the cheeks.

01:22:45.000 So I've continued.

01:22:47.000 I continued my rabbit pellets.

01:22:48.000 Nothing fancy.

01:22:49.000 There was like a tablespoon of shit.

01:22:52.000 And now, now what do you do?

01:22:54.000 Well, I'll tell you what you do.

01:22:55.000 Now you make a basketball of toilet paper, this much.

01:22:59.000 You flush the toilet.

01:23:01.000 You dip the basketball in the toilet water.

01:23:05.000 And then you go up your butt cheeks.

01:23:07.000 And when I did that, the basketball was like fluorescent yellow, all kinds of stuff.

01:23:12.000 So I had to do that a few times to wash my butt cheeks.

01:23:16.000 And then I came back and I was like, let's go get some beers, Anthony.

01:23:20.000 And he goes, I'm going to the stand with Adam Carolla.

01:23:23.000 And I go, no, we're going to the stand with Adam Carolla.

01:23:25.000 And he's like, you're banned from the stand because you pulled your dick out.

01:23:28.000 And I was like, okay, bye.

01:23:30.000 That's the old stand, actually.

01:23:32.000 There you go.

01:23:34.000 What if I get a sex change and chop that dick off?

01:23:37.000 And you show your vagina now.

01:23:40.000 Yeah.

01:23:41.000 They let me back in and then I show my new cup.

01:23:43.000 Maybe you should do the vagina monologue.

01:23:44.000 They'll let you in.

01:23:46.000 Yes.

01:23:46.000 Is that still going?

01:23:47.000 The vagina monologues?

01:23:49.000 I'd like to talk about my cunt.

01:23:51.000 No, thank you.

01:23:52.000 Rusty, are you a compound subscriber and you signed up for censored?

01:23:58.000 I have both and subscribe to both.

01:24:00.000 That's rad.

01:24:00.000 There you go.

01:24:01.000 Right up.

01:24:01.000 That's rad.

01:24:02.000 That's rad.

01:24:02.000 Also, Ryan, you sound like you're in a closet.

01:24:05.000 I am in the closet.

01:24:06.000 Excuse you.

01:24:07.000 It's very hard to hear right now.

01:24:08.000 No, not that closet.

01:24:09.000 I know.

01:24:11.000 I love that.

01:24:12.000 I'm far from the mics.

01:24:14.000 Okay, thanks for calling, and thanks for checking up on my shit.

01:24:18.000 My shit's on.

01:24:20.000 Nice.

01:24:21.000 You already knows the things?

01:24:22.000 Man, these must have been in fucking nightmare recently.

01:24:25.000 I only got through half the episode yesterday when you were like at Jen when you were talking about having sex, like not blowing it in like 30 seconds.

01:24:32.000 you're like, it's not a friendly transaction intercourse with normal straight males.

01:24:40.000 And I think girls, and this will never be discussed, but girls like that it's bad.

01:24:49.000 You know what I mean?

01:24:50.000 Like, they're not looking for a smooch session.

01:24:53.000 Or maybe they were when they were like 20.

01:24:55.000 But when you get older, they want it to be Tony Soprano grabbing them in a broom closet and hurting them.

01:25:04.000 Come over here.

01:25:06.000 Get the fuck over here.

01:25:08.000 You showed away the bottle rolled on you.

01:25:10.000 We got seven minutes in heaven.

01:25:13.000 We spun the bottle.

01:25:17.000 Dyke Privilege.

01:25:18.000 Hello, gentlemen.

01:25:19.000 At work today, I just realized that chicks pretending to be dudes never have to worry about losing their hairlines or going bald.

01:25:25.000 This isn't fair at all.

01:25:26.000 They get to masquerade as one of the guys, but will never know what it's like to face the Norwood Reaper.

01:25:33.000 And then he sends a picture of, I think it's Prince Harry.

01:25:37.000 Oh, not so hairy anymore.

01:25:39.000 That's William on the left and William on the right.

01:25:42.000 Oh.

01:25:43.000 He's lost his hair like his father.

01:25:45.000 So William had something, and then he turned into fucking the Norwood Reaper.

01:25:49.000 He's so much like his mother there.

01:25:51.000 Is that Will Im Bald?

01:25:53.000 That's William.

01:25:56.000 He's the heir, not the spare.

01:25:59.000 Who's Norwood Reaper?

01:26:01.000 Isn't that the guy from Game of Thrones?

01:26:04.000 Sounds like a cool serial killer.

01:26:06.000 The Norwood Reaper.

01:26:08.000 It doesn't come up.

01:26:10.000 Did you see that Dave Chappelle got canceled?

01:26:12.000 By that venue, right?

01:26:14.000 Yeah.

01:26:14.000 Oh, really?

01:26:15.000 Yeah, about an hour before a show.

01:26:18.000 The fucking theater buckled.

01:26:20.000 Yep.

01:26:21.000 To the fucking...

01:26:22.000 An hour before the show?

01:26:24.000 Why are people so easily terrorized by these clowns?

01:26:27.000 Buckled.

01:26:28.000 Buckled, and they sent them to another theater like two and a half miles away.

01:26:33.000 Well, this is good news about organizing day of because the left is so lazy that if they have to get...

01:26:41.000 I remember during Occupy Wall Street, I lived in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and they said, we're going to shut down Wall Street.

01:26:49.000 No more commuters.

01:26:50.000 And you go, uh-oh, that sounds like it's going to be a big deal.

01:26:53.000 And they blocked off the Williamsburg Bridge so no one could get to Manhattan.

01:26:57.000 Meanwhile, there's the Manhattan Bridge right there.

01:26:59.000 Yeah.

01:27:00.000 But guess what time they got their shit together to stop the finance guys going to work?

01:27:06.000 There was that, but this was blocking the bridge.

01:27:08.000 They showed up at 11 a.m.

01:27:11.000 11.

01:27:12.000 There's not one person on Wall Street who hadn't already been working for six hours.

01:27:16.000 They got to be up at 5 for the China markets.

01:27:20.000 Dude, 7 a.m. is late to block the bridge.

01:27:23.000 I was going to say, the Asian and European markets open way before that.

01:27:29.000 Yes.

01:27:30.000 11 a.m.

01:27:31.000 They're fucking coming home.

01:27:34.000 Fire them.

01:27:39.000 So the Norwood Reaper is a type of balding.

01:27:43.000 Oh.

01:27:44.000 It's a guy who comes, it's like a fictional character who comes at you and takes away your bald.

01:27:50.000 I never heard of that expression.

01:27:52.000 Never forget how merciless the Norwood Reaper is.

01:27:56.000 He just robs you of your hair.

01:27:58.000 I got a lot of angry bald guys contacting me saying, why do you act like balding is the end of the world?

01:28:03.000 Women don't judge men by their looks, per se.

01:28:06.000 They look for power and strength.

01:28:08.000 What?

01:28:09.000 Fuck, they don't.

01:28:10.000 I don't know.

01:28:12.000 Like, if you're a powerful, wealthy, or ambitious bald man, or you have any kind of like, I don't know.

01:28:22.000 Right, then you got a trophy wife.

01:28:25.000 Yeah, men don't get dumped for being bald.

01:28:28.000 No.

01:28:29.000 They get dumped for being pussies.

01:28:33.000 I used to shave my head bald years ago.

01:28:36.000 Oh, yeah, I've seen pictures like that.

01:28:38.000 I did it for a girl who had cancer, a friend of mine.

01:28:41.000 Oh, shit.

01:28:42.000 So when she lost all her hair and everything, I used to shave my head in solidarity or whatever.

01:28:47.000 That's awesome.

01:28:48.000 But then I kept it for a little while.

01:28:51.000 But it's funny because.

01:28:52.000 That's a good look when you shave your head on purpose and then people can see the stubble.

01:28:56.000 But it's funny, like, my older brother, who was the cop in every show, he was bald since he's like 23.

01:29:02.000 And I used to take pictures with him, and I would be shaved.

01:29:06.000 And he would be bald.

01:29:08.000 It was pretty funny.

01:29:09.000 How did he do for pussy?

01:29:11.000 He did all right.

01:29:12.000 Yeah.

01:29:14.000 They're married twice.

01:29:16.000 Are we missing live chats, Ryan?

01:29:19.000 Let me see.

01:29:20.000 We got a couple here.

01:29:22.000 I think we have one in the middle.

01:29:23.000 I don't want you telling me like five minutes too that we have 15 piled up, which is not uncommon for you.

01:29:29.000 We have five new ones.

01:29:31.000 Okay, we'll put them up.

01:29:32.000 And we got a guy on the line.

01:29:34.000 Who's on the line?

01:29:34.000 Hello, hello.

01:29:36.000 973, you're on the lead.

01:29:38.000 Go ahead, 973.

01:29:41.000 Hey, Uhuru.

01:29:43.000 I'm Kevin.

01:29:44.000 I was looking for a clip of one of your interstitials online, and I stumbled on your TED Talk from like eight years ago on teamwork.

01:29:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:54.000 I worked really hard on that.

01:29:55.000 I just got a kick out of it.

01:29:56.000 It was fucking awesome.

01:29:58.000 But I'm surprised you didn't mention the role of women in that.

01:30:02.000 Yeah, I was really going back over like the past half century and major breakthroughs in computer science and medicine and engineering.

01:30:15.000 So I wasn't really thinking about women when I came up with those.

01:30:19.000 I just men and like what drives that in the workplace where like you've got to recognize everyone on the team and all that shit.

01:30:26.000 Yeah.

01:30:26.000 Well that's gotten so much worse in the past few years.

01:30:29.000 It wasn't really a catastrophe back then.

01:30:32.000 But yeah, I came out and I said, I thought the talk was about the movie Ted.

01:30:38.000 Yeah.

01:30:38.000 Totally?

01:30:39.000 And no one laughed.

01:30:40.000 Everyone thought I seriously thought that this talk was about the movie Ted.

01:30:46.000 And then I said, I said, I interviewed a bunch of engineers.

01:30:50.000 I had notes all over my hands for that thing.

01:30:52.000 I interviewed some engineers and doctors and a biochemist.

01:30:56.000 And they all said, yeah, teamwork's a pain in the ass.

01:31:00.000 I hate it.

01:31:01.000 They said, anyone who's come up with real serious inventions like penicillin or realizing that stomach ulcers were actually a virus you could take pills for and you don't have to go so up the stomach all the time, those were some nuts who went off on a crazy tangent.

01:31:17.000 And everyone said, you're insane.

01:31:19.000 That's not going to go anywhere.

01:31:21.000 There actually was one woman.

01:31:22.000 I think she was French.

01:31:23.000 She was a French chemist who made a major discovery just by constantly checking all this data for months and months.

01:31:29.000 And people thought she was fucked in the head.

01:31:31.000 And maybe she was.

01:31:32.000 But all major discoveries are discovered by a Maverick who goes out on his own.

01:31:38.000 All of this fucking teamwork shit, and it's really bad in school where you have a team.

01:31:44.000 Oh, yeah, in like lab?

01:31:46.000 Yeah.

01:31:47.000 And then you're held down by your weakest link.

01:31:50.000 Me.

01:31:53.000 Whoever had me on the team was fun.

01:31:55.000 Sorry about that.

01:31:56.000 Sorry.

01:31:57.000 All right.

01:31:58.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

01:31:59.000 Hey, Gavel and Norrain.

01:32:01.000 I live in Washington State, and this was a legitimate advertisement I saw on Facebook.

01:32:06.000 Is this really that common of an occurrence?

01:32:08.000 I don't see CPR ads.

01:32:09.000 What a joke.

01:32:11.000 And then this is the signs of an opioid overdose are blue and gray lips or fingernails, trouble breathing or not breathing and not waking up.

01:32:17.000 If you see these signs, call 911.

01:32:19.000 Administer naloxone.

01:32:22.000 Am I supposed to just carry that around?

01:32:25.000 No, it's supposed to be, what is it?

01:32:30.000 I have it at my house.

01:32:31.000 It's a nose cannulagation.

01:32:33.000 Yeah, but am I supposed to carry around a little nose thing in that?

01:32:36.000 Narcan?

01:32:36.000 Narcan, that's it.

01:32:38.000 Right.

01:32:38.000 Narcan.

01:32:39.000 Now, when you get opioids prescribed to you at the pharmacy, they usually put Narcan, like two doses, in the bag with it.

01:32:48.000 Oh, really?

01:32:48.000 Oh, yeah, now.

01:32:50.000 Wow.

01:32:51.000 I hereby predict that this drug problem is going to get worse.

01:32:55.000 Yes, I've read this one 100 times.

01:32:56.000 We don't have to read them if they're not 100, but we've got to show them.

01:32:58.000 Ryan, you're re-showing a bunch.

01:33:00.000 Wait, go back?

01:33:02.000 Oh, that was repealed the 19th Amendment.

01:33:04.000 Which one was that?

01:33:05.000 Oh, this is Linda.

01:33:06.000 Linda was seemed pretty.

01:33:08.000 I thought that was my buddy Yonah.

01:33:11.000 Is he being racist?

01:33:13.000 Oh, that could have been.

01:33:14.000 Yeah, let me see.

01:33:16.000 There you go.

01:33:17.000 The 19th Amendment, I believe, is the right for blacks to vote.

01:33:20.000 Yes, okay.

01:33:22.000 Problem with the live show is some of the complaints will be false.

01:33:27.000 It says Jonathan Yak.

01:33:30.000 I don't think that's him.

01:33:31.000 I don't know that guy.

01:33:32.000 All right, so we got Linda seemed pretty great.

01:33:35.000 She seemed pretty malleable.

01:33:36.000 Thought it'd be funny if you gradually read it.

01:33:38.000 Ryan, we don't read the $5 ones.

01:33:39.000 What are you doing?

01:33:40.000 But it's still good Linda stuff.

01:33:43.000 You're taking over the show now and reading five.

01:33:44.000 Do you read fives?

01:33:45.000 You absolutely read fives if they catch your eye.

01:33:48.000 We got some positive Linda feedback, finally.

01:33:51.000 I got plenty of positive Linda feedback.

01:33:54.000 In fact, I would say it's half and half.

01:33:57.000 You get people shaming you for like we're making fun of a...

01:34:00.000 I don't think we made fun of her.

01:34:04.000 I got shamed.

01:34:06.000 Now I feel bad.

01:34:10.000 You have hurt me today.

01:34:13.000 Okay.

01:34:15.000 So yeah, we're...

01:34:16.000 Baby Monster 7.

01:34:19.000 This is pretty interesting.

01:34:21.000 What would you do if your third degree at 1 was placed in the class with an openly gay male teacher?

01:34:25.000 That would be tough.

01:34:27.000 Because now I'm going to cause a scene and I'm already a pariah in my community.

01:34:31.000 So we're going to have to move.

01:34:34.000 And it's going to be big.

01:34:36.000 But it's possible he's a normal gay.

01:34:41.000 Please.

01:34:42.000 But if it was a gay gay who had a beard and a dress and had trans shit all over the walls, I'd be like, all right, honey, we're about to move because I'm about to cause a lot of shit.

01:34:54.000 What?

01:34:54.000 How old was his son?

01:34:55.000 I don't know.

01:34:56.000 It was like four?

01:34:58.000 Give it time.

01:34:59.000 He'll come out of it.

01:35:02.000 No, no, he's talking about the teacher.

01:35:04.000 Oh.

01:35:05.000 I tried Barton.

01:35:06.000 No, we're not reading these.

01:35:07.000 They get them up, and then we read other ones.

01:35:10.000 New subscriber, love the content.

01:35:11.000 You and your friends are a breath of fresh air in a world of doo-doo and caca.

01:35:14.000 Mike Patton, remember him?

01:35:16.000 Faith No More?

01:35:18.000 It's in your eyes, but you can't face it.

01:35:23.000 They have the goldfish dying at the end.

01:35:25.000 Yeah, it is.

01:35:26.000 What is it?

01:35:28.000 They played in our show one time.

01:35:29.000 I saw them.

01:35:30.000 Oh, really?

01:35:30.000 Streets.

01:35:32.000 Then he had that cool band Tomahawk, which was you never heard them discuss.

01:35:38.000 They never got any reviews in any music magazines.

01:35:41.000 Then you go to their shows and there'll be 10,000 people there.

01:35:44.000 I love those kind of bands that no one's heard of and they have this massive following.

01:35:48.000 I do that one with Life of Agony.

01:35:50.000 Yeah, there's another band like that.

01:35:52.000 They're kind of like a mod band.

01:35:55.000 Oh, fuck, what are they called?

01:35:56.000 Anyway, so now he's got a new band.

01:36:02.000 It's a super group punk band called Dead Cross.

01:36:05.000 This is his first foray into political music, and it's fucking gay.

01:36:09.000 Anti-Trump, anti-conservative, anti-American.

01:36:11.000 Patton has gone full woke.

01:36:13.000 I think he's already broke, so I guess this transition may have been very easy for him.

01:36:17.000 The band dropped their latest single, Reign of Error, in tandem with a Rolling Stone interview.

01:36:22.000 And in the interview, Patton talks about the pandemic and says he became completely isolated and afraid of people.

01:36:30.000 Yeah, a lot of these people who talk tough about killing Supreme Court justices are really scared of people.

01:36:36.000 It's actually illegal.

01:36:41.000 They're not going to happen because we're left with the left.

01:36:46.000 Well, that's what this guy's asking.

01:36:49.000 So they go to the Supreme Court and they disfigure Supreme Court judges.

01:36:56.000 Is this illegal?

01:36:57.000 I agree with you that free speech should always be honored and upheld, even in the worst cases.

01:37:02.000 There's no reason to go crying to mommy about this video.

01:37:05.000 I'm not a lawyer, but videos like this really seem like they dance that fine line between free speech and illegal activity.

01:37:11.000 I don't know.

01:37:11.000 What do you think?

01:37:12.000 Using this video as an example, where's the line for you?

01:37:14.000 So my line is with the law.

01:37:17.000 I think the law handles free speech pretty well.

01:37:19.000 And as far as threats like this go, it is, is it plausible?

01:37:27.000 So like if I said kill Taylor Swift.

01:37:31.000 That's different.

01:37:32.000 If you're here on your platform saying you're inciting violence towards the president, the vice president, Supreme Court justices, trust me when I tell you, there will be a knock on your door by the Secret Service.

01:37:47.000 Okay, I agree with you, but that's because the President is overprotected in that sense.

01:37:53.000 But what if I sat here and said kill Taylor Swift?

01:37:56.000 Which I don't want you to do, by the way.

01:37:59.000 Because my understanding is the law, there has to be some plausibility.

01:38:04.000 So if I say kill fucking Taylor Swift, there's no way someone's going to go do that because I said it.

01:38:11.000 Well, I can tell you from personal experience, in the United States, when someone makes a valid or reasonable threat against your life, it's their duty to forewarn you.

01:38:26.000 So I've had federal agents say, hey, listen, XYZ wants to kill you because you want protection.

01:38:37.000 Oh, I see.

01:38:38.000 So they would get it from like...

01:38:40.000 They would pick it up on either their surveillance of other groups or other people that were my adversaries.

01:38:46.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:38:46.000 I like that law.

01:38:48.000 That's a cool law.

01:38:49.000 When it was justified a valid threat, like they're going to move on this and they're taking progressive actions to execute you.

01:39:04.000 The law enforcement reaches out to you and says, hey, listen, we're letting you know XYZ is trying to kill you.

01:39:12.000 Gotcha.

01:39:12.000 Do you want...

01:39:13.000 Okay, so law enforcement has to tell you if they find a threat on your life, that's great.

01:39:18.000 But my understanding with the when threats are illegal, this wouldn't count.

01:39:23.000 This is art.

01:39:24.000 I don't like this art.

01:39:26.000 And especially now with the Kavanaugh, they catch the guys going to his house.

01:39:31.000 But they're not saying go and kill these people.

01:39:33.000 What was the female comic who held up Trump's head?

01:39:37.000 Yeah, what the fuck was her name?

01:39:39.000 Kathy Griffin.

01:39:40.000 Right.

01:39:41.000 She cut off Trump's head and held it up.

01:39:43.000 Yeah, that's the same thing.

01:39:45.000 I'm fine with that.

01:39:46.000 I don't like it.

01:39:47.000 But as far as like, I want people to have the right to do that.

01:39:50.000 I don't think that's a valid threat.

01:39:51.000 About any president.

01:39:52.000 And this is all art.

01:39:53.000 This is stupid gay art, but it's all art, and it shouldn't be restricted.

01:39:59.000 But when there is a plausible threat, like say the head of the Bloods, and I remember this, there was a gang leader who did a video where he said, I'm putting a hit out on Kanye West.

01:40:13.000 Now, he was a gang leader.

01:40:15.000 I think it was the Bloods.

01:40:16.000 He was a major figure in the Bloods.

01:40:19.000 Now, this is a guy who does give commands, and people do get killed.

01:40:24.000 So when you said, go kill Kanye, that's different than me saying, go kill Taylor Swift.

01:40:29.000 It's got plausibility.

01:40:31.000 It was Crips, actually.

01:40:32.000 He was a Crip?

01:40:33.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

01:40:36.000 What is it?

01:40:36.000 Tookie?

01:40:38.000 Tookie sounds right.

01:40:40.000 But I want to see the...

01:40:41.000 I guess the video is going to be hard to find.

01:40:44.000 Kanye say he and Dad isn't Crips.

01:40:47.000 Right, dear.

01:40:49.000 You know, be fucked up.

01:40:50.000 We live in a world where, like, just us showing this, we're the ones who made the threat.

01:40:55.000 They made the video, but we showed it on the show.

01:40:56.000 They're like, oh, you showed on your show Kavanaugh's face during the mush.

01:41:00.000 What a nerd.

01:41:03.000 I want to kill the Supreme Court justice because they don't support abortion anymore.

01:41:08.000 And I'm all about abortion.

01:41:10.000 And I'm an awesome metal dude.

01:41:14.000 We got this guy, Nate, on the line, 587.

01:41:16.000 All right, what's Nate got to say?

01:41:18.000 How's it going, fellas?

01:41:20.000 Hello.

01:41:21.000 Sometimes, you know, you go up to the comedy club and the doors are just locked.

01:41:26.000 That's true.

01:41:28.000 You go to the comedy club.

01:41:29.000 Now, I did not know that until I spoke to Lynn.

01:41:32.000 Did you know that?

01:41:34.000 Oh, did she go at 3 in the fucking morning?

01:41:36.000 Like, what the hell, dude?

01:41:40.000 And when she said that, I realized that, you know what she does?

01:41:44.000 She lives life like a ghost.

01:41:46.000 Like, she just goes exploring.

01:41:48.000 She gets on the train.

01:41:51.000 She's a ghost.

01:41:52.000 She's dead.

01:41:53.000 Many stops.

01:41:54.000 Many stops.

01:41:55.000 She goes to the bar and she goes, are you drinking beer?

01:41:58.000 And the guy's like, yeah?

01:42:01.000 It says Budweiser on the fucking can.

01:42:03.000 What do you think?

01:42:05.000 And they're $20 on the bar.

01:42:06.000 She'll go to Manhattan.

01:42:08.000 She'll go to Staten Island.

01:42:09.000 She'll get on the ferry.

01:42:10.000 She's just a little traveling imp.

01:42:13.000 Speak can.

01:42:14.000 Look at Gifty in Manhattan.

01:42:18.000 Oh, my God.

01:42:18.000 You know what?

01:42:19.000 I bet when she dies, she won't even know.

01:42:22.000 And then she'll become a ghost.

01:42:24.000 And then she won't know she's dead.

01:42:26.000 She'll be in purgatory.

01:42:27.000 Yeah, she'll be here, sitting down.

01:42:29.000 We'll be like, why'd that chair just move?

01:42:31.000 He said heaven's doors were locked.

01:42:38.000 I got three things.

01:42:39.000 I got a humble suggestion for D-Dog.

01:42:43.000 I got destructive criticism for Ryan.

01:42:48.000 Or a joke.

01:42:50.000 Well, you already used your one thing, so thank you for calling.

01:42:53.000 There's no rules.

01:42:55.000 We have a message here from some dude says, retarded article about racism.

01:43:02.000 Daniel Kaluya, however the fuck you spell it, is claiming racism for not getting enough deals.

01:43:10.000 He almost quit acting after dealing with racism.

01:43:13.000 Are you there yet?

01:43:15.000 Yep.

01:43:16.000 What are you doing?

01:43:16.000 Showing me.

01:43:18.000 This is awesome because, first of all, you have a weird face, right?

01:43:24.000 You have a baby face.

01:43:26.000 Go down a bit.

01:43:28.000 He looks like he could be five.

01:43:31.000 He looks like Bernie Mac a little bit.

01:43:34.000 He looks like Baby Mac.

01:43:36.000 So that's...

01:43:36.000 Did you keep that guy in the line because you're such a pussy you can't hang up on people?

01:43:40.000 What, no.

01:43:41.000 What, you heard something?

01:43:42.000 No.

01:43:44.000 He looks like Bernie Mac when Bernie Mac was six years old.

01:43:47.000 So that's already weird.

01:43:48.000 They ruined that Pistols show by casting Malcolm McLaren as some guy who has a baby face.

01:43:53.000 So baby faces are weird.

01:43:55.000 They can pull you out of movies, right?

01:43:57.000 Secondly, you're very, very dark.

01:44:00.000 Now, as far as cinematography goes, we've made leaps and bounds.

01:44:04.000 God bless Spike Lee for helping us light blacks.

01:44:10.000 But when you're casting a movie and you are, like, that's not what he looks like.

01:44:14.000 He's fucking black.

01:44:15.000 He's not struck match black.

01:44:17.000 He's not Wesley Snipes Black.

01:44:18.000 He's Wesley Snipes Black.

01:44:20.000 No.

01:44:20.000 Yes, he is.

01:44:21.000 You're seeing him super lit.

01:44:24.000 So that's another factor.

01:44:25.000 Like, if you're white, albino white, and they're casting you got male, they're going to be like, well, people aren't going to identify with you.

01:44:33.000 So those are two factors right there why you didn't get cast.

01:44:38.000 You're also British, so people are like, I hope he does a good American accent.

01:44:43.000 But when I saw this article, I thought, I want to see your fucking IMDB.

01:44:46.000 That's funny that they had to go in the broadest of all daylight just to film it, to put him in the middle.

01:44:51.000 I wanted to go to the desert.

01:44:52.000 Yeah.

01:44:53.000 But I remember seeing him, you know, 40, 40, 45.

01:44:56.000 40, 45.

01:44:57.000 40, 40, 45, 45.

01:44:59.000 44, 45.

01:45:00.000 He was in that.

01:45:02.000 He had his own segment, and it was like Paul the Postman or something.

01:45:09.000 And this is a million years ago.

01:45:13.000 Like, look that up here off.

01:45:15.000 Would anyone care if he quit acting?

01:45:18.000 I don't think so.

01:45:22.000 I don't feel it.

01:45:23.000 It's called Parking Patawayo.

01:45:27.000 Parking Patawayo.

01:45:29.000 Which is already fun.

01:45:30.000 And it was really unfunny.

01:45:32.000 I didn't get the joke.

01:45:33.000 It was like a kid's show about a parking guy?

01:45:41.000 Your valet.

01:45:42.000 Have you found it yet?

01:45:43.000 Yeah.

01:45:45.000 Play one of those.

01:45:46.000 Tell me how this is funny.

01:45:48.000 This is charity, by the way.

01:45:50.000 And this was 2010.

01:45:52.000 Or at least it was put up in Charity.

01:45:53.000 He's got a Bobby hat on.

01:46:01.000 Is that Patawa?

01:46:02.000 Is that like Pakistani?

01:46:04.000 I don't know.

01:46:13.000 Showing up funny.

01:46:14.000 Hello, Parking Patowea.

01:46:17.000 Have you seen it?

01:46:18.000 Who likes the fucking ticket management?

01:46:20.000 Nobody.

01:46:21.000 Rufo Ronnie hasn't displayed a valid ticket, has he?

01:46:24.000 It's 8:31.

01:46:26.000 He's been illegally parked for 60 seconds.

01:46:28.000 Are you going to get him?

01:46:30.000 Look how young he is in this.

01:46:32.000 He looks like a fucking teenager.

01:46:35.000 No one liked me because I'm black.

01:46:39.000 So I'm looking at his...

01:46:40.000 Go to his IMDB, Ryan.

01:46:42.000 Oh, so the working man comes out 60 seconds after he's passed his limit, and you're still going to give him a ticket.

01:46:50.000 That's the joke.

01:46:51.000 They're mocking Postman Pete.

01:46:52.000 Yeah.

01:46:53.000 Fuck off.

01:46:54.000 So let me see how old he is.

01:46:56.000 Crucify the working man.

01:46:58.000 He's born in 1989.

01:47:01.000 And he's 23.

01:47:03.000 His first gig is 2006.

01:47:06.000 He's born in 89, right?

01:47:07.000 I said?

01:47:08.000 Yeah.

01:47:10.000 Wait.

01:47:11.000 So he's 16, 17.

01:47:17.000 Yeah, he gets a gig at 17.

01:47:20.000 Shoot the messenger.

01:47:22.000 And then it's, look at this.

01:47:24.000 Non-stop fucking work.

01:47:27.000 His entire life.

01:47:29.000 06, 07, 07, 07.

01:47:32.000 Three TV appearances in 07.

01:47:35.000 08, we got one, two, three, four.

01:47:40.000 He's got four things.

01:47:41.000 Oh, sorry.

01:47:42.000 In 07, at the age of 18, he's cast as a regular in the show Skins, where he's got gigs from 07 to 09.

01:47:55.000 Well, he does these other shows, too.

01:47:57.000 Then 09, he's rocking.

01:47:59.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 things in 09.

01:48:06.000 2010, we're rocking.

01:48:07.000 1, 2, 3, 4.

01:48:09.000 Oh, he's got a TV series in 2009.

01:48:12.000 He's been acting for three years, and he's on his second TV series, Bellamy's People.

01:48:20.000 And then boom, boom, 2010.

01:48:22.000 He's not getting paid.

01:48:22.000 2011.

01:48:23.000 Third series, Psychoville.

01:48:27.000 2009 to 2011.

01:48:28.000 Still rocking.

01:48:29.000 Black Panther.

01:48:30.000 Yeah, he's not getting paid fucking scale at fucking SAG.

01:48:35.000 2010 to 2012, he's rocking out.

01:48:38.000 2013, 2014.

01:48:40.000 His fourth miniseries in 2014 after acting for eight years.

01:48:48.000 Nobody likes you.

01:48:50.000 Ruddy Hellitz, Harry and Paul.

01:48:51.000 He was in there for years.

01:48:54.000 Babylon.

01:48:55.000 Then he's in, next thing you know, he's in an American movie.

01:48:58.000 He's a British guy, but he's in one of the biggest movies ever, but definitely the biggest movie that year, Black Panther, doing an American accent.

01:49:08.000 Watership Down, a Christmas Carol.

01:49:11.000 And he's still going.

01:49:12.000 He's got one in pre-production right now.

01:49:14.000 So in other words, a lot of these black people just fucking lie.

01:49:18.000 And they go, it was so hard for me.

01:49:21.000 I almost quit acting.

01:49:22.000 I started acting at 16 and a half.

01:49:24.000 I had like a six-month break in between each job.

01:49:27.000 I was so pissed off that I almost didn't say yes to the gig I got six months later when I turned 17.

01:49:34.000 And these fucking pussy journalists, they just, they hear a complaint like that.

01:49:38.000 Oh, she's probably black.

01:49:40.000 Yeah, she is.

01:49:41.000 And she's like, oh, good, racism.

01:49:43.000 I'm not going to go, Daniel, I looked up your IMDB.

01:49:47.000 It looks like target practice.

01:49:49.000 It's just bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

01:49:52.000 Since you started at 17 with no breaks.

01:49:55.000 And you compare it.

01:49:56.000 Most people's IMDb I've noticed.

01:49:58.000 I don't know why this is.

01:49:59.000 It looks lazy to me, but it's like a movie and then maybe a movie next year, but usually two years.

01:50:06.000 The most you'll see is a hit a year.

01:50:08.000 Boonk, boon, boom.

01:50:09.000 This guy has like fucking 10 hits a year.

01:50:11.000 He's a working actor.

01:50:13.000 He's doing great.

01:50:15.000 You're welcome.

01:50:16.000 How about an article where he goes, I'm incredibly black and I have a child's face, but I've been working nonstop since I was 17, including in America where I have to pretend I have an American accent.

01:50:29.000 I'd love to Just say thank you.

01:50:31.000 Thank you to the Academy.

01:50:32.000 Thank you to everyone for employing me and giving me a chance.

01:50:35.000 I'm fucking rich as shit.

01:50:37.000 I'm in a huge, another Jordan Peele super hit.

01:50:41.000 Wow, I love this country.

01:50:43.000 Wow, I love white people.

01:50:44.000 So, is that why you get paid so much because you're due to the American accent?

01:50:47.000 Yeah.

01:50:51.000 Wait, what was the Milo one?

01:50:53.000 Was he the highest IQ person to have frosted tips?

01:50:57.000 Yes, definitely.

01:51:01.000 Because even a Canadian accent's tough.

01:51:04.000 Well, I had to work hard to stop saying us and buried.

01:51:09.000 And I still say pasta.

01:51:11.000 All my family in Canada.

01:51:12.000 I still say A. A, I say a lot.

01:51:17.000 The kids hate when I say pasta or Mario.

01:51:20.000 Like, it's Mario.

01:51:20.000 I go, it's Mario.

01:51:21.000 It's an A. Sitting here eating a steak and listening to Gavin talk about the little chunks of shit in his pants and spitting in his hand.

01:51:30.000 Cough.

01:51:30.000 America is a communist country.

01:51:32.000 Sorry, buddy.

01:51:34.000 $100 checked.

01:51:35.000 Oh, here we go.

01:51:37.000 I was a reactor operator for 13 years.

01:51:40.000 Sam Benton, Brinton.

01:51:42.000 I hate that fucking name.

01:51:45.000 Brinton.

01:51:46.000 What is that?

01:51:47.000 Britton.

01:51:49.000 Brinton last name.

01:51:53.000 Norfolk at Britton.

01:51:57.000 D-O-E role.

01:51:58.000 So it's an old English name.

01:52:00.000 Fuck Pitbulls.

01:52:01.000 What does that mean?

01:52:02.000 Sam Britton is not even remotely qualified for his D-O-E role.

01:52:06.000 And then fuck Pitbulls.

01:52:08.000 He's throwing that in there.

01:52:09.000 Yeah, we all know that, by the way.

01:52:12.000 Anyone with the brain sees that drag queen clown and goes, you were not elected for your incredible prowess at nuclear energy.

01:52:20.000 Same with the fucking drag queen he's standing next to.

01:52:23.000 Everyone looks at that hot mess and goes, fuck that.

01:52:27.000 Is it more likely that you were given a show on the Daily Wire or are you ever getting to show that Vice movie you said that you made?

01:52:34.000 I didn't say that I made it.

01:52:35.000 I did make it.

01:52:36.000 I made two movies.

01:52:37.000 One with Vice in it, one with Vice not in it.

01:52:39.000 I think the latter is more likely because I think Vice is about to go bankrupt.

01:52:44.000 And when they do, I don't think they're going to want to sue me for making a movie about them.

01:52:51.000 And I don't really care about getting sued.

01:52:54.000 The problem is the studio won't release it to me.

01:52:56.000 And the last time I talked to...

01:52:57.000 Who owns the rights?

01:52:58.000 20th Century Fox.

01:53:00.000 The last time I talked to them, they said, can't you just wait till they go bankrupt?

01:53:06.000 This guy wants me to give props to a Christian metal band?

01:53:10.000 Okay, let's try it out.

01:53:12.000 And it's not hollowed.

01:53:13.000 Striper?

01:53:15.000 Striper.

01:53:16.000 No, not Striper.

01:53:18.000 With the yellow.

01:53:19.000 With the yellow striped guitar.

01:53:20.000 No, come on.

01:53:21.000 Is this new?

01:53:22.000 No, this is from the 80s.

01:53:24.000 This is 2013?

01:53:26.000 This is gay.

01:53:26.000 Dude, someone's telling me about Striper?

01:53:28.000 That's the problem with doing this shit for so long.

01:53:30.000 You get young people telling you about Striper.

01:53:32.000 Striper is years ago.

01:53:34.000 This is the 2013 release, though.

01:53:36.000 Gen X with Striper.

01:53:38.000 Yeah, we've all made a million Striper jokes.

01:53:41.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:53:43.000 They've changed their guitars, but they used to have Circle.

01:53:47.000 Remember they were the black and yellow guys.

01:53:50.000 Look at their guitars.

01:53:52.000 Watch the guitars.

01:53:53.000 They're all black and yellow.

01:53:55.000 They're from 83.

01:53:57.000 Yeah.

01:53:58.000 Striper had circle bullseyes on their guitars back then.

01:54:02.000 Yeah.

01:54:03.000 Fuck off.

01:54:04.000 No, Striper.

01:54:06.000 Didn't they go to like Tiger Stripes, too?

01:54:09.000 It was horrible.

01:54:10.000 They were mocked.

01:54:12.000 Like Beavis and Butthead mocked the fuck out of them.

01:54:15.000 Yeah.

01:54:15.000 Them and Winger.

01:54:16.000 Striper and Winger were like Beavis and Butthead.

01:54:18.000 Oh, Winger, yeah, yeah.

01:54:19.000 Fucking...

01:54:20.000 That was their fucking...

01:54:22.000 This was pretty funny.

01:54:23.000 I think I made a Gavin political compass.

01:54:28.000 You know, where it's like far right, far left.

01:54:30.000 Mm-hmm.

01:54:31.000 Very funny.

01:54:32.000 But I don't know what the categories are.

01:54:33.000 Maybe you have to click on the category.

01:54:34.000 The top left would be far left, I suppose.

01:54:37.000 The bottom right would be far right.

01:54:39.000 What, redskins?

01:54:41.000 No, no, no.

01:54:41.000 The far right would be the top.

01:54:43.000 Oh, no, yeah, extremist left, top left.

01:54:45.000 Extremist right, top right.

01:54:47.000 Bottom left would be ran.

01:54:50.000 Yes, Ryan?

01:54:51.000 What is it usually?

01:54:52.000 Well, how you can just march headlong into something with no idea where it's going.

01:54:56.000 Yeah.

01:54:57.000 Well, because you're wearing a red skin and he's married to a feather knot dot.

01:55:01.000 He's like, I'm just going to fucking start my sentence.

01:55:03.000 Well, it's a thing you remember.

01:55:05.000 You can go somewhere.

01:55:05.000 Look.

01:55:06.000 I said, Kamala.

01:55:06.000 There you go.

01:55:07.000 Word salad.

01:55:09.000 So click on it.

01:55:09.000 It's a thing that doesn't change.

01:55:13.000 So libertarian left is the bottom one that you just hoped would pop into your head.

01:55:18.000 And then what's the bottom right one?

01:55:19.000 I can't see it.

01:55:20.000 Libertarian right.

01:55:21.000 Yeah.

01:55:23.000 And then top right, authoritarian right, and then left.

01:55:28.000 So what's in my hand in the bottom left one?

01:55:31.000 Ah, who cares?

01:55:32.000 Let's take a call.

01:55:32.000 The Quran.

01:55:33.000 Looks like a passport or a plane ticket.

01:55:35.000 The Quran.

01:55:37.000 I used to make Quran covers with pigskin on the inside.

01:55:41.000 Nice.

01:55:42.000 In federal prison.

01:55:44.000 True story.

01:55:44.000 516, you're on the licks.

01:55:46.000 True story.

01:55:47.000 That's crazy.

01:55:47.000 Why?

01:55:48.000 Just for fun?

01:55:49.000 For fun.

01:55:51.000 Because I needed it.

01:55:52.000 It was leather on the outside.

01:55:54.000 But where the hardcovers would have to slide in, the inside would be pigskin.

01:55:59.000 Nice.

01:56:01.000 You're pressing buttons, sir.

01:56:02.000 100%.

01:56:03.000 100%.

01:56:04.000 Sir, you're pressing batons.

01:56:08.000 Go ahead, Carla.

01:56:10.000 He fell asleep on his phone.

01:56:12.000 Hello?

01:56:13.000 Yeah.

01:56:13.000 Yes, how you doing?

01:56:16.000 Good morning.

01:56:20.000 Waguan.

01:56:23.000 Got a question for Maddie.

01:56:25.000 So I'm a civilian, but have buddies that might or might not be affiliated with certain clubs.

01:56:36.000 Okay, sure.

01:56:37.000 So if I throw a family party, right?

01:56:43.000 Family party?

01:56:44.000 You do.

01:56:46.000 Like a kid's party.

01:56:47.000 Sure.

01:56:48.000 Go ahead.

01:56:51.000 Two guys from different factions or different clubs show up.

01:56:55.000 Is it on site?

01:56:56.000 Well, are they rivals?

01:56:59.000 Yeah.

01:57:00.000 Then why would you do that at your child's party?

01:57:03.000 Not personally, not personally, but the clubs, obviously.

01:57:08.000 Well, if I had, I know people in clubs, all different clubs, from outlaws, pagans, Hells Angels, to Banditos.

01:57:18.000 I know members in each club.

01:57:20.000 If I was going to have my son or my daughter's birthday party, I'm not going to invite them.

01:57:25.000 You wouldn't invite them both?

01:57:27.000 I wouldn't invite rival factions to that.

01:57:30.000 Duh.

01:57:32.000 Regardless of how close you might be with these people.

01:57:34.000 Regardless of how close they are, you would have to explain to them, listen, I'm not going to invite him because you're going to be there, and I'm not going to invite him because he's going to be there.

01:57:44.000 And that's not the place for it.

01:57:47.000 You're just asking for a disaster.

01:57:48.000 Have you ever seen a pagan and a Hells Angel in a social setting where they weren't going at each other?

01:57:57.000 You asking Maddie or me?

01:57:58.000 I'm asking Maddie.

01:57:59.000 No.

01:58:00.000 Wasn't there a time?

01:58:01.000 No, I've been at English Town, Raceway Park, English Town, Dragon Trip, where there was a Hells Angel Chicago Joe drag racing in the Nationals.

01:58:13.000 The National Drag Racers.

01:58:15.000 This is an NHRA top fuel dragsters.

01:58:19.000 And English Town at that time is probably early 2000, 2001.

01:58:26.000 And we rolled in, we got our VIP passes at the gate, and like 70 pagans and tribe pulled in behind it.

01:58:34.000 And we kind of cordially just intertwined with each other.

01:58:39.000 Oh, the bikes were going like that?

01:58:41.000 Nothing popped off.

01:58:42.000 No, we both went in to watch the event.

01:58:46.000 We went to Chicago Joe's.

01:58:48.000 He was a Hells Angel, famous Hell's Angel drag racer.

01:58:52.000 Went to his pit crew and everything.

01:58:54.000 And we had our guys there and everything.

01:58:59.000 It was very tension-filled, but nothing happened.

01:59:03.000 But anything could have popped up.

01:59:05.000 Anything could have happened.

01:59:06.000 Correct.

01:59:07.000 It's just a recipe for disaster.

01:59:11.000 Yeah, don't do it.

01:59:13.000 So I'm from the area where you guys are from.

01:59:16.000 I'm familiar with other sorts of things.

01:59:20.000 And other sorts of things might table something if it's considered out of line.

01:59:30.000 You have to go on the individual.

01:59:34.000 Because what an organization might say, the individual may just disregard it and act out.

01:59:43.000 Even at a civilian's house?

01:59:45.000 Sure.

01:59:45.000 Why not?

01:59:48.000 Not worth the risk, dude.

01:59:50.000 It's a kids' party.

01:59:51.000 Why are we even talking about that?

01:59:52.000 The organization I used to be with fought in a casino, the most heavily surveilled environment in the country, if not the world.

02:00:03.000 That's public, sure.

02:00:05.000 That's public.

02:00:07.000 It doesn't make a difference.

02:00:09.000 The thing is, you need to ask yourself, why would I invite these two individuals to my home where there may be conflict?

02:00:18.000 Got it.

02:00:19.000 That's what you need to think about.

02:00:21.000 You need to think about the safety and the security of your guests outside of those two individuals.

02:00:29.000 All right.

02:00:29.000 Thanks for calling.

02:00:30.000 I got another Hell's Angel question here, Maddie.

02:00:33.000 Sure.

02:00:34.000 It just happened in Toronto.

02:00:36.000 It says, large, unsanctioned Hell's Angels.

02:00:39.000 Oh, did I send this to you?

02:00:40.000 No.

02:00:40.000 Ryan?

02:00:41.000 No, I didn't.

02:00:41.000 But they just did a raid in Massachusetts today.

02:00:46.000 Large, unsanctioned Hell's Angels procession arrives in Toronto to heavy police presence.

02:00:51.000 It says a large procession of up to 1,000 Hell's Angels arrived in Toronto's East.

02:00:55.000 By the way, she spells Hell's Angels without an apostrophe.

02:00:58.000 Right, there is no apostrophe.

02:01:00.000 There isn't?

02:01:00.000 No.

02:01:01.000 Because it's not Hell's...

02:01:04.000 Like, it's...

02:01:08.000 It's...

02:01:10.000 How do they describe it?

02:01:12.000 Because people are...

02:01:13.000 You've got to have an apostrophe either before the S or after the S. No, no, there is no apostrophe at all because it's plural.

02:01:22.000 Oh, I see.

02:01:23.000 So how many hells are there?

02:01:25.000 It's just plural.

02:01:26.000 There's one hell?

02:01:26.000 There is no apostrophe.

02:01:28.000 But there should be.

02:01:30.000 No.

02:01:32.000 Okay.

02:01:32.000 There's only one hell.

02:01:34.000 Listen, grammar Nazi.

02:01:37.000 There's no apostrophe.

02:01:38.000 Trust me when I say.

02:01:39.000 Okay.

02:01:40.000 I'm not going to disparage the club, but it looks like a typo to me.

02:01:43.000 A large procession of up to a thousand Hells Angels members.

02:01:45.000 I don't understand why she says an unsanctioned.

02:01:48.000 That's what I don't get.

02:01:49.000 Hell's Angels go wherever the fuck they want to go, and that's it.

02:01:51.000 Yeah, it's not top-down management.

02:01:53.000 It's not like they have to call the Hells Angels and say, can we have a party?

02:01:58.000 There is no permission asked by any Hells Angel in the world to go wherever the fuck they want, and that's it.

02:02:03.000 The ride was held in honor of longtime Toronto Hells Angel member Donnie Peterson, who died at 74 of natural causes.

02:02:10.000 Can you just fucking leave them alone, please, if they want to?

02:02:14.000 They did a big raid in Massachusetts today.

02:02:18.000 Oh, yeah, you sent me that.

02:02:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:02:20.000 Cape Cod, Lynn, Salem, where I used to hang out very much.

02:02:25.000 They're going hard against all clubs right now.

02:02:28.000 All motorcycle clubs.

02:02:29.000 Yeah, in, I believe it's New Zealand.

02:02:32.000 They just outlawed clubs totally.

02:02:35.000 Oh, really?

02:02:36.000 They made Proud Boys a domestic terror group.

02:02:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:02:40.000 You know, not that I follow it too hard, but, you know, it was a major part of my life.

02:02:46.000 And, yeah, that's because of the fight in Fall Rivers, Massachusetts.

02:02:49.000 Remember, I send you the pictures of the videos, guys with all the broken-out windows and the guys.

02:02:53.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:02:55.000 The raids stem from that, from what I understand.

02:02:57.000 But maybe the government's also cracking down because they see bikers.

02:03:03.000 They tend to be patriotic and they have balls.

02:03:06.000 And they go.

02:03:08.000 We had the motorcade in Ottawa.

02:03:11.000 I'm scared there's going to be like...

02:03:12.000 That guy right there on the right, he gets beat up with a bat from another.

02:03:15.000 That's pagan in Jersey.

02:03:17.000 I know the footage.

02:03:18.000 I don't need to look at what's up on top.

02:03:21.000 He gets beat up.

02:03:22.000 The guy in the red?

02:03:23.000 Yeah.

02:03:24.000 A couple minutes.

02:03:25.000 The guy's going to walk up.

02:03:26.000 Boom.

02:03:28.000 Baseball bat to the head.

02:03:30.000 Side of the head.

02:03:31.000 Bing, bong, bong.

02:03:34.000 Unbelievable.

02:03:35.000 You hit a guy with a helmet on.

02:03:38.000 Yeah, but he's.

02:03:39.000 I don't even know if he's a prospect because I don't think he has anything on the back of his jacket.

02:03:43.000 That's like supposedly up the street from the Newark Clubhouse.

02:03:48.000 But do you think it's possible that the government is cracking down on bikers because they're worried about patriotic bikers?

02:03:54.000 They're going hard.

02:03:56.000 I know, but I'm just asking why.

02:04:00.000 It's an easy target.

02:04:02.000 Investigators raided two Hells Angels Motorcycle Clubhouses in Westport.

02:04:05.000 Cape Cod and Lynn.

02:04:07.000 Multiple marked.

02:04:09.000 Yeah, it was Cape Cod.

02:04:11.000 It's part of a larger law enforcement operation at multiple motorcycle clubhouses throughout Massachusetts.

02:04:16.000 The Hells Angels Clubhouses in Lynn and Danvers were also raided Thursday.

02:04:20.000 All right.

02:04:20.000 We've got to wrap it up here.

02:04:24.000 It's 9.59.

02:04:25.000 Let's take one more call and then we'll say goodbye.

02:04:27.000 Okay.

02:04:29.000 I will check out the show Gamora.

02:04:34.000 K518.

02:04:36.000 You're on the late.

02:04:37.000 Yo.

02:04:40.000 You hear me, Ryan?

02:04:41.000 Yes.

02:04:41.000 Hey, what's going on?

02:04:43.000 Yo, boys, could you look up Paul Voss?

02:04:46.000 He's a former NYPD officer that turned bank robber.

02:04:50.000 That's my stepfather.

02:04:51.000 I've seen if you would possibly want to do an interview with him.

02:04:56.000 Yeah, that sounds good.

02:04:58.000 Leo SS, yes.

02:05:00.000 Cop bank robber.

02:05:02.000 Robin Banks.

02:05:03.000 Paul Voss.

02:05:04.000 Yeah.

02:05:05.000 This dude's got some great fucking stories.

02:05:07.000 Yeah, but he's bald.

02:05:10.000 Yeah, sorry, Kev.

02:05:11.000 Yeah.

02:05:13.000 Okay, that sounds good.

02:05:14.000 Email the mailbag and put Paul Voss in the subject.

02:05:19.000 That's a fun idea.

02:05:20.000 We got to go now.

02:05:21.000 Yes, I know.

02:05:22.000 You'll get your demands, Pax.

02:05:23.000 Don't you worry, your pretty little extortionist head.

02:05:26.000 Pax.

02:05:27.000 Thanks, Bundy.

02:05:28.000 Cheers.

02:05:29.000 Get fired.

02:05:30.000 Get in trouble.

02:05:31.000 Be brave.

02:05:32.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 22, 2022

GOML LIVE #158 - GAZI KODZO GOES TO JAIL

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