Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 01, 2022


GOML LIVE #158 - GAZI KODZO GOES TO JAIL (Part 1)

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Donald Trump Ryan Katsu Rivera Johnny Apple CBD Jeff Goldblum Gordon Ramsay Mike Pence Marty O'Dellowitz Maxine Waters Matty O'Dell Joe Biden Lipstick Vegas Malcolm X Savannah Hernandez James Gandolfini Rachel Maddow James Charles Hidden Dragon Puerto Ricans Nita Fashions and 31 more
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Gavin McInnes and Matty O'Dell fill in for Ryan Ketsu Rivera, who's sick, because he's not feeling well. They talk about what they're drinking, what's going on in their lives, and how they're going to make it through the heatwave that's sweeping across the country. Also, they talk about the new Johnny Apple CBD vapes, and why they don't do weed anymore. Get Off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. New Artist/Song influenced by Bad Breeding: Burn This Flag (Bad Breeding) Join. Movement. Subscribe. Learn more about your ad choices. Rate, review, and subscribe to our other shows: Apple Podcasts | Overcast | Stitcher | Pocketcasts | Stikker | Podchaser | and leave us a rating and review on iTunes. Thanks for listening and share the podcast with your friends and family! Cheers, Matty & Matty and Ryan XOXO - Get off My Lawn! Subscribe to our new show on Podchord and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! Leave us a review and tell us what you think of it! We'd love to hear what you're listening to us on your favorite streaming service! Subscribe, share it on your social media! and share it with a friend about us on the podchord. or become a fellow podcaster! - we'll be listening to the pod and we'll get a shoutout on the next episode of the pod? in the pod is a review on PodChord and other things we're listening out about it's all about it on the PodChard Podcasts and other stuff like that's cool, too send us your thoughts on it's awesomeness and more like it's cool and we can do more of it's more like that and more of that on the podcast and more! Thanks again, Gavin & other things like that! Matt & Ryan - your feedback helps us out there are listening to this podcast and we're spreading the word out there more of this stuff like this is amazing, more of your feedback is amazing and we appreciate it and more importantly, we're grateful for it. - thank you! XO - The PodChad is back with more like this and more and more - Gave it out!

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00:00:14.000 I'm from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:44.000 And that was Bad Breeding and the hit song Burn This Flag.
00:00:48.000 They're from Stevenage, where I was born.
00:00:50.000 Very sort of anarcho-punk sounding band.
00:00:53.000 Remind me of Crass and Conflict, but they're brand new.
00:00:57.000 Welcome back to our Thursday co-host, Matty O'Dell.
00:00:59.000 What's going on, everybody?
00:01:01.000 Good to be here.
00:01:02.000 Good to be seen.
00:01:03.000 He's here and ready to rock.
00:01:04.000 You seem particularly ready to rock.
00:01:06.000 Oh yeah.
00:01:07.000 I've been hitting the booze a little bit early today.
00:01:11.000 What's your poison today for example?
00:01:14.000 Today I've been drinking rum.
00:01:16.000 Rum.
00:01:17.000 Yeah, I had a couple of dark and stormy.
00:01:19.000 What is in a dark and stormy?
00:01:21.000 Dark and stormy is, you know, dark rum like Meyers or a couple of any dark rum, ginger beer, and lime juice with a garnish of rum.
00:01:32.000 Then I had a rum swizzle.
00:01:34.000 Is that what's in those brass pot cups I see you with sometimes?
00:01:37.000 Yes.
00:01:38.000 Why is it in those cups?
00:01:41.000 What's that about?
00:01:41.000 Copper cups.
00:01:42.000 Is it because pirates used to do that?
00:01:44.000 They probably charged me more for it.
00:01:47.000 Then I had a few rum swizzles, which is like a Bermuda drink.
00:01:52.000 That's where it was invented.
00:01:54.000 Sounds like a Caribbean Snoop Dogg. 0.79
00:01:56.000 Yeah, rum swizzle.
00:01:58.000 Then I had a couple of trulys.
00:02:00.000 So I stopped by our local.
00:02:02.000 That's your poison.
00:02:03.000 And then I came here. 0.72
00:02:05.000 Wow, that's a lot of booze.
00:02:08.000 I'm probably about eight, ten drinks in.
00:02:09.000 Did you get any food in India during that time?
00:02:12.000 I had one skewer of shrimp and pineapple.
00:02:17.000 Holy pineapples!
00:02:18.000 I love pineapple.
00:02:20.000 But I did have shrimp and pineapple skewers.
00:02:22.000 Oh wow. 0.97
00:02:24.000 Also we usually have Ryan Ketsu Rivera here but today he's sick so we have a Chinese retard. 1.00
00:02:31.000 Hello.
00:02:34.000 Who we'll be filling in for him.
00:02:36.000 As you know the Thursday night shows are live.
00:02:38.000 We take calls, we read viewers mail.
00:02:40.000 It's really about the people.
00:02:42.000 It's a democracy here.
00:02:45.000 It's a republic too.
00:02:46.000 For the people, by the people.
00:02:48.000 For the people by the people.
00:02:49.000 So we we do there's the the super chat where we take money and we read everything that's over $100.
00:02:57.000 All 100% of that money goes to Max Hare and John Kinsman who are in prison for fighting Antifa.
00:03:04.000 I'm worried that the AC went out because it overheated.
00:03:07.000 Because it doesn't feel like 69 here.
00:03:09.000 Shut down.
00:03:10.000 We're going through a heat wave here, folks.
00:03:10.000 Yeah.
00:03:12.000 And it sucks. 0.98
00:03:15.000 There's the call-ins. 0.99
00:03:16.000 We'll be putting the number down.
00:03:17.000 We read from the mail.
00:03:19.000 And then there's the chat that's on the site, right?
00:03:22.000 That's correct.
00:03:24.000 I don't know why I said that so aggressively.
00:03:26.000 I know, it was really weird.
00:03:27.000 That's right.
00:03:27.000 That felt weird.
00:03:28.000 Oh yeah, because you're Chinese tonight. 1.00
00:03:30.000 Yeah.
00:03:31.000 And this episode is brought to you by Johnny Apple... Oh, good.
00:03:34.000 There it comes.
00:03:37.000 Johnny Apple CBD.
00:03:38.000 J-A-C-B-D dot com. 0.96
00:03:41.000 Promo code Gavin.
00:03:42.000 You get a...
00:03:43.000 20% off or 15% off?
00:03:45.000 You get a bunch off if you use this promo code.
00:03:48.000 These guys have been with us since day one.
00:03:51.000 And they basically have managed to harbor, harness the power of the beautiful hemp plant without any of the illegal stuff.
00:04:00.000 And there are vapes.
00:04:01.000 You got the little vaping cartridge.
00:04:03.000 Do you use the Johnny Apple vapes, Ryan?
00:04:05.000 I don't use the vapes personally, but that's what's so great.
00:04:08.000 Do you still vape?
00:04:09.000 I vape tobacco, cigarette.
00:04:12.000 I vape tobacco cigarettes?
00:04:14.000 Yeah, no, no weed.
00:04:15.000 Nothing like that.
00:04:16.000 Um, CBD wouldn't get me high or anything.
00:04:18.000 I thought you were gonna quit vaping when you had a baby. 0.79
00:04:20.000 Yeah, but now I, uh, I have a balcony and I, uh, I'm not quitting that.
00:04:25.000 I don't drink.
00:04:26.000 I don't do weed.
00:04:28.000 I'm gonna vape forever until I die.
00:04:29.000 I don't do weed.
00:04:30.000 Yeah.
00:04:30.000 Is that like doing acid?
00:04:31.000 Well, he's been on this show doing Johnny Apple CBD vapes.
00:04:35.000 That's Delta 8 though.
00:04:36.000 Yeah.
00:04:37.000 Completely legal.
00:04:40.000 And it's more of like a, hey how funny would it be if I just got a little ripped on the, it's for the show.
00:04:45.000 Alright, alright.
00:04:46.000 They've got cartridges, they've got tincture, they've got topicals, they've got gummies, it's incredible the variety they have.
00:04:52.000 So if you're going to do CBD, which you are, then go to johnnyapple.com because they support free speech.
00:04:59.000 And it's amazing the variety of benefits you get.
00:05:02.000 From all these various Johnny Apple products.
00:05:05.000 From taking the edge off coffee with the tincture, to helping you sleep at night with the gummies, to ailing your aching bones with the topicals.
00:05:15.000 For boxing?
00:05:15.000 Oh my god.
00:05:16.000 And that's just the shit I've tried. 1.00
00:05:19.000 They have nighttime tincture as well. 1.00
00:05:20.000 Puts you right to sleep.
00:05:21.000 They have a nighttime CBD vape.
00:05:24.000 Vapable.
00:05:25.000 And they have Delta 8 gummies.
00:05:27.000 So basically every form that you can intake the CBD, you can also do Delta 8, which will get you effed up.
00:05:34.000 You were involved with CBDs a long time ago.
00:05:36.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:05:38.000 I had five stores.
00:05:40.000 What?
00:05:40.000 One in Wilmington, North Carolina, four in Manhattan, and one in Brooklyn.
00:05:46.000 Damn. 0.99
00:05:47.000 Was that lucrative? 1.00
00:05:49.000 Was that lucrative?
00:05:51.000 Yeah.
00:05:52.000 It was before all the hype and all that, but yeah, it was lucrative.
00:05:57.000 I only own a small part.
00:05:58.000 I own 3% of the company.
00:06:00.000 And then you went away?
00:06:02.000 Yeah.
00:06:04.000 So you lost your shares?
00:06:05.000 What we funded the company starting with was THC oil.
00:06:09.000 Oh, really?
00:06:10.000 And that's what they saw in plain view and sent me away.
00:06:16.000 Way before it was legal.
00:06:19.000 And it's totally legal now, right?
00:06:20.000 Yeah.
00:06:21.000 So cops could walk into your house right now, see THC oil everywhere.
00:06:25.000 In New York State, you're allowed three ounces on your person and five pounds in your house.
00:06:31.000 Yeah.
00:06:32.000 I'm not dealing. 1.00
00:06:33.000 I just needed five pounds of this shit. 1.00
00:06:35.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:06:36.000 Personal use.
00:06:39.000 Also in the news, I know no one cares anymore, but I'm sticking to it.
00:06:42.000 My Mets bet.
00:06:44.000 They're at 58 wins, 35 losses.
00:06:46.000 I'm at $1,185.
00:06:47.000 Game tomorrow.
00:06:51.000 Game tomorrow.
00:06:52.000 Yes, sir.
00:06:54.000 We're going on Saturday.
00:06:55.000 It's my boy's birthday.
00:06:59.000 And then we committed to no screen day, if you recall.
00:07:03.000 Thursdays.
00:07:04.000 Thursdays, I would like to report that I failed today.
00:07:08.000 I did a terrible job I'm not happy with that.
00:07:13.000 I woke up at 830 and looked at my phone for an hour So start of the day violating it I forgot it was no screen day, but I was no better throughout the day and even when I went to bars Well to a bar today. 0.99
00:07:26.000 I'm staring at a fucking screen. 0.96
00:07:28.000 I'm actually watching 1.00
00:07:30.000 An interview with a Yankee.
00:07:31.000 I don't care about the Yankees.
00:07:33.000 And I can't, there's no closed captions.
00:07:35.000 So I'm just watching a Yankee guy, I don't recognize, just going... And I'm staring at that.
00:07:42.000 Looked at my phone all the time.
00:07:43.000 Playing pool with my son.
00:07:44.000 I looked at my phone during the pool game, which is just like...
00:07:49.000 It's like smoking crack when you're playing baseball with the kids.
00:07:52.000 You're out there. 1.00
00:07:53.000 It's fucking pathetic. 1.00
00:07:54.000 You're on a run. 1.00
00:07:55.000 So I'm not impressed with the G today.
00:07:58.000 On Thursday, no phone days.
00:07:59.000 But that's the way it is with these challenges.
00:08:01.000 Sometimes you fail.
00:08:03.000 Sometimes you fall off the wagon.
00:08:05.000 If you look at, well, if you're never on the wagon, it's not really falling off, so you don't really have to beat yourself up too much.
00:08:11.000 No, we had a goal here.
00:08:13.000 I think we all failed.
00:08:14.000 I'm guessing you guys didn't even participate.
00:08:16.000 Um, I did my wordle, and I sent you a bunch of messages.
00:08:23.000 Does wordle count?
00:08:24.000 I don't think it counts. 0.87
00:08:25.000 Well, yeah, it was a weird fuckin' one today.
00:08:27.000 Wordle is fine. 0.85
00:08:28.000 Yeah.
00:08:29.000 No, I don't count that as a screen.
00:08:30.000 No, but then I sent you a bunch of, uh... ...couple of, uh... Yeah?
00:08:33.000 ...things, but... Well, it's not no screen day.
00:08:35.000 Then I was on the bike for a while.
00:08:36.000 It screens to a minimum.
00:08:37.000 And then you were working and at bars.
00:08:39.000 Yeah.
00:08:40.000 Yeah.
00:08:42.000 I remember when Dante Nero and I started No Wanks. 0.99
00:08:45.000 I'd jerk off looking at porn. 1.00
00:08:48.000 And I'd be like, I fucked up, dude. 1.00
00:08:50.000 And he's like, well, what do you do when you fuck up? 0.99
00:08:52.000 You get back on the horse. 0.99
00:08:53.000 You can do this.
00:08:54.000 I guess that's why they have a sponsor.
00:08:56.000 Yeah.
00:08:57.000 Now I don't find it very challenging to not beat off at all.
00:09:00.000 Yeah, I'm like, eh.
00:09:01.000 It took years, though.
00:09:02.000 It took years to... I could look at porn right now for 20 minutes and have a boner and then not beat off. 0.98
00:09:09.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:09:10.000 Well, I beat off for years in prison, so.
00:09:14.000 That's like beating off in hard mode, isn't it?
00:09:16.000 There's nothing sexy about that. 1.00
00:09:17.000 You're going to the shower to kill babies. 1.00
00:09:20.000 Oh, we're sitting here jibber jabbering while our friends are getting their death sentence in a kangaroo court called the January 6 hearings. 0.99
00:09:27.000 We've got Rachel Maddow narrating.
00:09:30.000 We'll be checking in on that.
00:09:31.000 I don't know how to do that because remember last time we live streamed the live hearings and it was torture.
00:09:37.000 Yes. 0.99
00:09:38.000 It was fucking stultifying incompetence. 0.98
00:09:44.000 Still, it's not admissible in any court of law. 0.98
00:09:46.000 It's not admissible in any court.
00:09:48.000 You can't face your accuser.
00:09:49.000 There's no jury of your peers. 0.97
00:09:51.000 And they get random losers. 1.00
00:09:53.000 They get the fucking blue-haired tattoo guy who said, I quit the Oath Keepers when they denied the Holocaust. 1.00
00:10:00.000 Bullshit. 1.00
00:10:01.000 They're just trying to poison a jury. 1.00
00:10:03.000 Bullshit. 1.00
00:10:04.000 There's no fucking way that guy, and we got a letter from someone who lives in the town where this dude said the Holocaust was being denied, and he's like, I guarantee you that didn't happen in this town. 1.00
00:10:16.000 We're not political here. 0.99
00:10:17.000 It's a tiny town in the middle of nowhere.
00:10:19.000 We're cut off from the highway.
00:10:20.000 We don't sit around denying the Holocaust. 0.97
00:10:22.000 We, like, log and try to get enough firewood for winter.
00:10:29.000 And then the other guy was a redneck who goes, yeah Trump made me do it and I totally regret it. 0.86
00:10:35.000 Can I go now?
00:10:37.000 Trump made him do it.
00:10:38.000 Yeah, basically.
00:10:39.000 And then they go, well, do you still think the election was rigged and unfair?
00:10:44.000 And he doesn't say, no, I do not think that anymore.
00:10:47.000 I now know the election was fair, which is what he was trained to say.
00:10:50.000 But he goes, not really.
00:10:53.000 Like, this is in a hearing.
00:10:54.000 You guys have ringers representing your side.
00:10:58.000 And even your ringers are like, it could be fake.
00:11:00.000 It could have been stolen.
00:11:02.000 I don't know.
00:11:02.000 Anyway, I just want to see my kids.
00:11:03.000 That's his opinion.
00:11:05.000 It's called conjecture and surmise.
00:11:05.000 Yeah.
00:11:08.000 Nothing to it.
00:11:10.000 The man who threatened me before this didn't mention anything about me answering that.
00:11:15.000 I was told my kids would be let out by now.
00:11:17.000 Show me the phone call or the text directly from Donald Trump to you.
00:11:21.000 Well, that's what they're pushing right now.
00:11:22.000 So we got to tune into that, dude.
00:11:24.000 Let's see what they got.
00:11:26.000 You'll never see it because it doesn't exist.
00:11:29.000 No, not illegally, that's a lie.
00:11:29.000 Yeah, of course not.
00:11:31.000 He tried to get him to legally.
00:11:33.000 Well, to reject the Electoral College is perfectly legal. 0.94
00:11:48.000 Right.
00:11:49.000 If you feel that something was wrong... If you feel the election was stolen, the Vice President's job is to overturn the election, but Mike Pence is too much of a pussy, and that's why people were joking about hanging him outside. 1.00
00:12:02.000 They were mad at him. 0.99
00:12:03.000 President Trump sent to the Capitol, broke through security, invaded the Capitol, and forced the vote counting to stop.
00:12:12.000 Wait, force the vote counting to stop?
00:12:18.000 The votes were counted.
00:12:21.000 It was his induction, it was his ceremony that they were delaying.
00:12:26.000 No one was sitting there at the Capitol like, 37,042, 37,043, 37,044.
00:12:28.000 It was to validate the fraud.
00:12:28.000 Hey, what happened?
00:12:37.000 That's not true.
00:12:38.000 These are all lies.
00:12:56.000 His staff and his daughter said, for all I know, the election is fair.
00:13:00.000 His daughter said, I guess it was fair, I don't know.
00:13:03.000 And then his staff went, Donald, I don't think you should pursue questioning the results.
00:13:07.000 I think, let's just let it go.
00:13:09.000 I think it was fair.
00:13:10.000 That's their opinion. 1.00
00:13:12.000 They've turned that into, they begged him to stop and he said, fuck you, we're burning this place down. 1.00
00:13:18.000 Opinion is a key factor there. 1.00
00:13:20.000 Right, and journalists in journalism school, if it was worth half its salt, they would teach you that you can say he appeared to be racist or he appeared to want to kill her or he appeared to hate her.
00:13:32.000 You can't say he hated her.
00:13:33.000 And I now recognize the gentlewoman from Virginia.
00:13:40.000 Thank you, Madam Vice Chair.
00:13:43.000 Can we see these people?
00:13:44.000 Is that a picture?
00:13:46.000 Yeah, it doesn't look like anybody's moving.
00:13:48.000 Huh.
00:14:06.000 Yeah, nobody's moving in that picture.
00:14:08.000 It doesn't mean anything.
00:14:09.000 Like, this is why we're not livestreaming this thing.
00:14:11.000 It has nothing to do with anything.
00:14:13.000 It's all rhetoric.
00:14:14.000 It's all it is.
00:14:24.000 He took an oath to make sure that no one invaded the Capitol if he lost the election.
00:14:29.000 What are you talking about?
00:14:30.000 Just like Biden did. 1.00
00:14:31.000 And he's derelict in his fucking duties with the fucking open border. 1.00
00:14:34.000 He violated his oath. 1.00
00:14:35.000 What part of his oath did he violate?
00:14:37.000 That he would obey the law? 0.99
00:14:39.000 He was probably the most fucking stand-up guy ever in office. 0.99
00:14:41.000 Yeah, really. 0.99
00:14:42.000 Which is the whole problem with Trump is that he said, yeah, this place is corrupt.
00:14:48.000 Did you get that text from my cousin this morning?
00:14:51.000 About Cru Chef?
00:14:52.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:53.000 Predicting all this?
00:14:54.000 Scary.
00:14:55.000 Is everyone in this hearing ugly?
00:14:57.000 We're gonna walk down and I'll be there with you.
00:14:59.000 We're gonna walk down.
00:15:11.000 We're going to walk down, anyone you want, but I think right here we're going to walk down to the Capitol.
00:15:18.000 Yes.
00:15:21.000 So let's walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.
00:15:26.000 Where's the threats of violence?
00:15:27.000 Peacefully?
00:15:28.000 Oh yeah.
00:15:43.000 And they jumped over it like the parentheses dot dot dot and then went to another one.
00:15:48.000 I bet we're gonna hear a clip where we hear the puh of peacefully. 0.76
00:15:51.000 What's going on?
00:15:52.000 Does it keep freezing?
00:15:53.000 Thousands!
00:15:53.000 Yep.
00:16:00.000 As you will see in great detail tonight, President Trump was being advised by nearly everyone to immediately instruct his supporters to leave the Capitol, disperse, and halt the violence.
00:16:11.000 Someone's asking what my wife uses for makeup? 1.00
00:16:13.000 I don't know.
00:16:14.000 Told President Trump to condemn the violence in clear and unmistakable terms.
00:16:20.000 And those on Capitol Hill and across the nation begged President Trump to help.
00:16:25.000 Begged President Trump to help.
00:16:27.000 But the former president chose not to do what all of those people begged.
00:16:31.000 He refused to tell the mob to leave until 417.
00:16:35.000 That sounds pretty early.
00:16:37.000 They're repeating, they said this already. 1.00
00:16:42.000 All that is, is bullshit. 1.00
00:16:45.000 And it's repetitive. 1.00
00:16:47.000 He could have stopped it.
00:16:48.000 Why didn't he stop it?
00:16:49.000 They said all of this already.
00:16:50.000 417!
00:16:50.000 I know how you feel.
00:16:54.000 Hey, a baby monster is asking what kind of makeup you use.
00:16:58.000 I thought it was Sephora.
00:16:59.000 What do you mean makeup?
00:17:05.000 Like, what's your brands that you enjoy?
00:17:07.000 I use all sorts of different makeup.
00:17:12.000 You don't just use one kind of brand.
00:17:14.000 Oh, sorry. 1.00
00:17:15.000 God, I sound like an idiot. 0.99
00:17:17.000 What's your favorite lipstick? 1.00
00:17:21.000 Hello?
00:17:22.000 Hello?
00:17:22.000 Lipstick brand?
00:17:28.000 This is going well.
00:17:31.000 Hello?
00:17:31.000 Hello?
00:17:35.000 What do you want to know?
00:17:41.000 I want to know what lipstick brand you like.
00:17:46.000 Lipstick?
00:17:48.000 Yes.
00:17:51.000 Let's see, I like Bobbi Brown, Chanel,
00:17:59.000 What's my favorite?
00:18:00.000 Oh, just like this weird brand, Tarte.
00:18:02.000 T-A-R-T-E. 1.00
00:18:05.000 What about eyeshadow?
00:18:06.000 Who's your favorite eyeshadow guy?
00:18:10.000 James Charles.
00:18:13.000 I don't really wear eyeshadow.
00:18:15.000 I wear black eyeliner.
00:18:17.000 Sometimes I just get drugstore brand because it's fine, like liquid eyeliner.
00:18:21.000 Uh-huh.
00:18:22.000 And then who's your top blush company? 0.97
00:18:24.000 Foundation.
00:18:25.000 Foundation.
00:18:27.000 I use this like cheek tint from Benefit.
00:18:31.000 Okay.
00:18:32.000 And what's your most, uh, what's your least difficult foundation?
00:18:38.000 I don't wear foundation cause I've got decent skin.
00:18:41.000 You were going to say perfect and then you stopped.
00:18:45.000 I got decent skin.
00:18:47.000 Okay.
00:18:47.000 Thanks.
00:18:49.000 Yeah.
00:18:49.000 You got what?
00:18:51.000 I got that with good jeans.
00:18:54.000 Okay.
00:18:54.000 Uh, thanks for calling.
00:18:59.000 So there's that gossip.
00:19:00.000 This little heart from Bryce.
00:19:01.000 Bryce, thank you.
00:19:02.000 $100.
00:19:04.000 This dude, I just want to mention this on tonight's show because it seems like old news tomorrow.
00:19:08.000 You know that dude who jumped into a burning building?
00:19:12.000 And my only beef with him is that he has a bad eye and he's not wearing an eye patch.
00:19:16.000 The Lord gives you a gift. 0.98
00:19:18.000 Of a shitty eye. 0.99
00:19:20.000 And you don't reciprocate with an eyepatch? 1.00
00:19:23.000 What a waste.
00:19:24.000 Real quick, I have this paused.
00:19:26.000 I don't know if it's gonna go anywhere.
00:19:28.000 They're actually talking about the pipe bombs for once.
00:19:29.000 Oh, it's the first time I've heard of this! 1.00
00:19:31.000 Ah, fuck. 0.99
00:19:39.000 I tried to pause it, it didn't work. 1.00
00:19:40.000 It's live.
00:19:41.000 Hours of hand-to-hand combat.
00:19:45.000 Her arms, that little tiny cop, that Capitol Police cop who was crying on the stand, her arms were black and blue and blocking.
00:19:56.000 It was like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
00:19:58.000 Hours.
00:19:58.000 She was doing all kinds of like, you know in Wu-Fu, Kung-Fu, where you take the energy that they give and you just burst it?
00:20:06.000 Like you don't block it, because now you're taking that, but you just sort of go... You're diverting the energy.
00:20:12.000 Divert the energy.
00:20:14.000 And then the guy's like, whoa!
00:20:16.000 And he goes flying down the stairs.
00:20:17.000 She's like taking their energy. 1.00
00:20:19.000 She was center in all her chakras and cheeks.
00:20:21.000 She could do that.
00:20:22.000 For hours.
00:20:23.000 Hours.
00:20:24.000 In like two inches of blood.
00:20:26.000 Hand to hand combat.
00:20:29.000 I mean, most people can't go like 20 minutes.
00:20:33.000 30 seconds!
00:20:34.000 A 30 second fight is exhausting.
00:20:37.000 You're lucky if they'll give you a minute, 90 seconds.
00:20:40.000 Bar fights, they're usually like 6 seconds.
00:20:42.000 Her?
00:20:43.000 Hours and hours and hours.
00:20:46.000 Of hand-to-hand combat.
00:20:48.000 Anyway, you know the guy I'm talking about, right?
00:20:50.000 Yeah, this guy.
00:20:52.000 I love Inside Edition.
00:20:53.000 Look at the way they do news.
00:20:54.000 Go to the beginning.
00:20:55.000 That guy is pretty hot.
00:20:56.000 Yeah, she's pretty hot. 1.00
00:20:58.000 That's not him.
00:20:59.000 Oh.
00:20:59.000 But on this day, he was serving up a large helping of heroism.
00:21:04.000 When he drove by a home on fire, he did something that's usually a big no-no.
00:21:07.000 I ordered pepperoni.
00:21:08.000 I can't eat heroism.
00:21:09.000 There's nobody else inside the house, right?
00:21:15.000 Lying on the ground.
00:21:16.000 I hate when you order heroism, and it doesn't come with marinara sauce.
00:21:18.000 Why is he bleeding so much?
00:21:21.000 I think that might be the shadow on his pants.
00:21:22.000 Did somebody stab him?
00:21:23.000 That looks like blood.
00:21:25.000 Yeah.
00:21:25.000 Keep playing?
00:21:26.000 This man is being hailed a hero.
00:21:29.000 No, I think it's like a pattern.
00:21:31.000 Hmm.
00:21:32.000 Pata.
00:21:33.000 Wait, what's going on?
00:21:35.000 A little freezy.
00:21:36.000 It's buffering. 1.00
00:21:36.000 Dude, what's going on with our fucking internet today? 1.00
00:21:40.000 More pizza puns. 1.00
00:21:40.000 God bless him. 1.00
00:21:59.000 Nick works in a pizza restaurant in Lafayette, Indiana, and jumped into action after seeing the house on fire as he was driving by.
00:22:06.000 He ran inside to help rescue the occupants, then ran back again to look for a six-year-old who was still inside.
00:22:14.000 Who was a tiny bit annoying.
00:22:17.000 You can't really see it in this, or I can't see it in this shot, but his left eye is toast.
00:22:25.000 Okay, so anyway, check out his GoFundMe, dude.
00:22:28.000 You're like, give that guy some money.
00:22:30.000 I hope he's making some money. 0.94
00:22:32.000 He's in the hospital, his hand's all fucked up, he's a hero. 0.98
00:22:35.000 We need to encourage this behavior. 0.98
00:22:37.000 Oh, okay, we're good.
00:22:40.000 Half a million dollars.
00:22:42.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:42.000 Damn. 1.00
00:22:44.000 Heroism is, we're topped off now. 1.00
00:22:46.000 We've filled our boots.
00:22:47.000 Thank you very much for that, everyone.
00:22:49.000 They've surpassed their goal by five times.
00:22:52.000 Yes.
00:22:53.000 And then you look at another Indiana hero.
00:22:55.000 A lot of heroes in Indiana.
00:22:56.000 Mike Pence is from Indiana.
00:22:58.000 What?
00:22:59.000 Mike Pence.
00:23:01.000 The mass shooter.
00:23:04.000 Who was able to kill people for 15 seconds.
00:23:07.000 He got two in 15 seconds.
00:23:10.000 And Elijah Dixon just goes... And you know what they say?
00:23:15.000 What?
00:23:16.000 He wasn't supposed to have the gun in the mall.
00:23:20.000 And he did not have a concealed weapons permit.
00:23:23.000 But he saved the day!
00:23:25.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:23:25.000 I thought his gun was legal.
00:23:27.000 Oh, I think it was legal, but I don't think he had a concealed permit, which means you get put on your shirt or conceal it, and I think the mall's like a gun-free zone.
00:23:38.000 Oh.
00:23:39.000 Throw him in jail. 1.00
00:23:39.000 What a dick. 1.00
00:23:41.000 But he broke the laws. 1.00
00:23:43.000 What a bastard. 1.00
00:23:43.000 And saved the day. 1.00
00:23:45.000 Well, yeah, we were talking about this yesterday where they go, three people killed in shooting.
00:23:48.000 Well, yeah.
00:23:49.000 And he was one of them. 1.00
00:23:49.000 Two people and an asshole. 1.00
00:23:50.000 I sent you a picture of the guy on the floor dead. 1.00
00:23:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:23:53.000 Fucking horrible. 1.00
00:23:54.000 But, uh... Fuck him! 1.00
00:23:55.000 Not that it's horrible. 1.00
00:23:56.000 He's dead.
00:23:57.000 Just... Yeah. 1.00
00:23:58.000 Fuck that guy. 1.00
00:23:58.000 It's a horrible photograph. 1.00
00:23:59.000 But, uh... He's only got three grand, this dude.
00:24:02.000 Oh, man.
00:24:03.000 Yeah.
00:24:05.000 Yeah.
00:24:06.000 Green Hood... Now, I'm not saying he needs half a million.
00:24:09.000 But, he should have some... Did he get charged?
00:24:11.000 ...some dough thrown his way.
00:24:12.000 What?
00:24:13.000 Did he get charged?
00:24:14.000 Better not have.
00:24:15.000 Can you imagine? 0.98
00:24:15.000 Well, they have, like, the Good Samaritan Law and shit like that. 0.98
00:24:18.000 Yeah, you thought the Bodega guy had a lot of people backing him. 0.67
00:24:23.000 People should be praising him.
00:24:26.000 Should be.
00:24:29.000 People should also be praising Fop Metals.
00:24:32.000 P-H-A-U-P. 1.00
00:24:32.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:24:34.000 This is a precious metals distributor.
00:24:37.000 They sell silver.
00:24:39.000 They sell gold.
00:24:41.000 They sell coins.
00:24:41.000 Now, if you're listening to the audio version of this free podcast, please remember that it's not F-O-P.
00:24:48.000 It's P-H-A-U-P. 1.00
00:24:50.000 FopMetals.com.
00:24:53.000 We've got, look at this.
00:24:55.000 The generic Buffalo one ounce silver round.
00:24:57.000 They've got all kinds of rare coins.
00:24:59.000 You can store it in.
00:25:00.000 You can invest in larger quantities of silver and gold.
00:25:05.000 Canadian maple leaf there.
00:25:07.000 It's all, yeah, we got a Canadian coin there.
00:25:10.000 It's all well organized. 1.00
00:25:11.000 And in this fucking economy, 0.99
00:25:14.000 With Joe Biden printing money like it's going in a style, meanwhile not knowing where he is. 0.99
00:25:19.000 The man who decides the value of the American dollar has no idea where he is.
00:25:23.000 He says the Holocaust needs to be honored. 0.95
00:25:26.000 He confuses Palestine with Israel.
00:25:29.000 He's shaken an invisible hand twice.
00:25:33.000 He consistently says, I don't know what I'm doing.
00:25:36.000 What should I do next?
00:25:38.000 He's had cancer.
00:25:39.000 He's read the same script twice.
00:25:41.000 He thinks he has cancer.
00:25:42.000 Yeah.
00:25:44.000 And he doesn't.
00:25:44.000 I don't even think he has COVID.
00:25:46.000 I think they just said he has COVID because he's really fucking up. 0.99
00:25:50.000 And they go, just you need a week to lie down. 0.99
00:25:52.000 Let's just say you have COVID.
00:25:53.000 Or worst case scenario, maybe not necessarily worst case, but a more radical scenario is that they're piecing him out.
00:26:04.000 They're telling him he has COVID as they inject something in him that can't be detected so he can die and they can stop being embarrassed.
00:26:11.000 Because human life means nothing to the left.
00:26:13.000 But anyway, that's got nothing to do with precious metals.
00:26:16.000 But in these cantankerous and unreliable times, I would recommend putting at least a portion of your savings in
00:26:26.000 Precious Metals at FopMetals.com.
00:26:28.000 P-H-A-U-P Metals.com.
00:26:31.000 If you use the promo code Gavin, you get 15% off.
00:26:34.000 And if you're ever going to invest in any Precious Metals, you have to use FopMetals.com because these are the guys who stand by free speech, stand by this show, stand by Baby Monsters.
00:26:46.000 Veteran owned.
00:26:47.000 That's different.
00:26:48.000 That's why I always say, like, this coffee's good, this other coffee's good, but once you find a coffee that's MAGA, you should stick to that.
00:26:54.000 Yeah.
00:26:55.000 Like my optometrist.
00:26:56.000 He's a MAGA guy, so now I'll be going to him for the rest of my life. 0.98
00:27:00.000 I'm in the market for a fucking MAGA barber now, since I had to change barbers, but, uh, 0.99
00:27:05.000 These guys are MAGA. 0.99
00:27:07.000 They support... I actually don't even know if they're MAGA.
00:27:09.000 I know that they are not scared of MAGA, and aren't scared of the radical left, and support this show.
00:27:15.000 So, that's good enough for me.
00:27:16.000 They're pro-free speech.
00:27:17.000 That's all you can really ask of someone.
00:27:20.000 So that's fopmedals.com.
00:27:21.000 P-H-A-U-P. 1.00
00:27:23.000 Medals.com.
00:27:24.000 Promo code Gavin.
00:27:26.000 We're not gonna go behind the paywall yet, but we will soon.
00:27:31.000 Let's open the mailbag, Ryguy.
00:27:34.000 Okie dokie.
00:27:35.000 We haven't had a lot of these pay-for-superchat things.
00:27:39.000 Are you ignoring them?
00:27:40.000 Nah.
00:27:41.000 So you've shown 100% of them?
00:27:43.000 There might be one or two that just came in, but we went through a couple before, and I'm sure there's more. 0.98
00:27:49.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.97
00:27:54.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00
00:28:00.000 Let me touch it.
00:28:01.000 Let.
00:28:01.000 Him.
00:28:02.000 Touch it.
00:28:09.000 Hi Gavin and Marty and Low T Run.
00:28:14.000 Spell check name.
00:28:16.000 Yeah.
00:28:16.000 We'll see.
00:28:18.000 His name is Marty O'Dellowitz.
00:28:22.000 This is coming from a woman. 0.96
00:28:23.000 Hey corrupt Gavins. 0.98
00:28:25.000 We'll see who has the low T now. 0.57
00:28:27.000 You see that clip of him?
00:28:32.000 I saw that.
00:28:33.000 Are you talking with him where he goes?
00:28:34.000 We'll see who gets cancelled.
00:28:36.000 Yeah.
00:28:37.000 Watch your back.
00:28:38.000 Maybe we're gonna cancel you. 1.00
00:28:40.000 Hey corrupt leftists. 0.99
00:28:42.000 We'll see who you know. 0.98
00:28:44.000 It's like the least threatening thing ever.
00:28:49.000 But we have we have tea tests.
00:28:52.000 Oh yeah, we do.
00:28:53.000 So we can maybe do them tomorrow morning.
00:28:55.000 Testosterone tests.
00:28:56.000 Yes.
00:28:58.000 So we'll see about this low T. If I have less testosterone than Ryan, I'm quitting the show. 0.99
00:29:04.000 Well, you're an alcoholic. 0.99
00:29:06.000 Not an alcoholic, but you drink like one.
00:29:08.000 Is that good or bad for T?
00:29:09.000 I don't think that's good.
00:29:10.000 I think that is bad.
00:29:11.000 You have no idea.
00:29:12.000 That's correct.
00:29:13.000 Well, I have previous T tests to go from.
00:29:16.000 Oh, I see.
00:29:18.000 Oh, I see.
00:29:19.000 Mine was higher than Ryan's. 0.99
00:29:21.000 And that's pathetic. 0.99
00:29:21.000 Wow. 0.99
00:29:23.000 And you've got like seven doctors worried about your testosterone.
00:29:26.000 Yeah, a hundred percent.
00:29:30.000 So, a buddy of mine and my husband's is, oh god, a buddy of mine and my husband's, that's the intro, is totally beaten down by his wife.
00:29:40.000 She's crazy, needs constant attention, is jealous, forces him to go to individual and couples therapy, makes him check off chores off a list. 0.99
00:29:53.000 He's become a sad excuse of a man and almost every part of his existence is controlled by her. 0.93
00:29:58.000 The worst part is they're in their mid to late 20s and have a one-year-old and they want more kids.
00:30:03.000 He's not happy, he's told us this, and said his home life is the worst part of his life.
00:30:09.000 It's supposed to be the opposite.
00:30:10.000 You're supposed to come home, yay!
00:30:12.000 Daddy's home!
00:30:12.000 The home life should be... When I came home today, my wife was wearing an apron, a skirt, high-heeled shoes, tons of makeup, her hair was just done, and she was vacuuming.
00:30:24.000 And she said, she said, oh I'm so glad you're home, I'm sorry, I thought I'd be done the vacuuming by now. 1.00
00:30:29.000 And I was a little annoyed, because it's loud, and she ran and got my slippers and my pipe, and the newspaper, and I went, I've already read this, you fucking idiot! 1.00
00:30:37.000 Yeah! 0.99
00:30:38.000 The day of my son's birth, I come home from working the overnights in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
00:30:44.000 Come back to Marmaric, where I lived at the time.
00:30:48.000 My wife is vacuuming the living room.
00:30:52.000 And she just had a baby.
00:30:54.000 Oh, she's like nine months, right.
00:30:58.000 So me and my buddy stop at the bar before I go home.
00:31:02.000 So we're about a six pack in each.
00:31:06.000 So he comes in the house with me and she's like, Oh, you know, what are you doing?
00:31:10.000 I said, I'm going to set up the barbecue.
00:31:13.000 I'm gonna barbecue so I go out my bedroom window onto my the deck of the roof of my back patio.
00:31:19.000 Oh yeah I know this story.
00:31:20.000 Oh yeah.
00:31:21.000 And my wife's like I think I'm having contractions I'm gonna go to the hospital. 1.00
00:31:25.000 I'm like yeah have your friend take you.
00:31:27.000 Go to the hospital.
00:31:28.000 I'll meet you there.
00:31:30.000 I'm gonna take a shower and I'll meet you there.
00:31:33.000 Didn't you sleep on the roof for a little bit?
00:31:35.000 Yeah.
00:31:35.000 Yeah.
00:31:36.000 That's nice.
00:31:36.000 About three four hours.
00:31:37.000 I get to the hospital 11 p.m.
00:31:40.000 And when was she there?
00:31:43.000 One o'clock in the afternoon?
00:31:46.000 That's pretty bad.
00:31:48.000 But my wife's first baby, it was like 28 hours of contractions.
00:31:52.000 Oh, Jesus. 0.99
00:31:53.000 Thank God my ex-wife, she fucking... I got there at 11. 1.00
00:31:59.000 By midnight, it was done.
00:32:02.000 And I was back at the bar, celebrating with cigars.
00:32:06.000 Wow.
00:32:08.000 The good old days when you could, you know, come back home to your wife, right?
00:32:14.000 And you just come back from Jurassic Park, right?
00:32:17.000 Jurassic Park!
00:32:18.000 And you hung out with what?
00:32:21.000 The T-Rex, right?
00:32:22.000 With the short arms, right?
00:32:23.000 Is that Jeff Goldblum?
00:32:24.000 Of course, yeah.
00:32:24.000 Jeff Goldblum, of course.
00:32:26.000 And in an apartment, Jeff.
00:32:27.000 Yeah.
00:32:27.000 I don't know, Ryan.
00:32:28.000 I think Kyle Donegan might have a copyright on that guy.
00:32:32.000 Apartments.com.
00:32:34.000 Apartments.com.
00:32:35.000 Jurassic Park.
00:32:37.000 That was pretty good.
00:32:39.000 What are you talking about?
00:32:40.000 Now it's good.
00:32:41.000 Yes!
00:32:42.000 Judging by the arc.
00:32:43.000 Could be.
00:32:44.000 Possibly.
00:32:44.000 The whole thing with the arc.
00:32:45.000 The worst part is... Okay, so I already said that.
00:32:47.000 They have a long way to go in life together.
00:32:50.000 Is there any hope for him?
00:32:51.000 We don't want to encourage divorce because of the kid, but the situation is bad.
00:32:54.000 What can we do to help him?
00:32:55.000 He needs to bail out.
00:32:58.000 I think you can save it.
00:32:59.000 You just got to man up.
00:33:00.000 And when you get the chore list, you have to laugh and go, that's not how it happens.
00:33:06.000 Here's something I've learned about marriage.
00:33:08.000 You have to constantly like have checks and balances and go, I don't know what's getting in.
00:33:13.000 Why is she the boss? 1.00
00:33:14.000 But you're talking to me like I'm your bitch this week. 1.00
00:33:17.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:33:17.000 And things are not set in stone from from day one. 0.99
00:33:21.000 They waver off track and occasionally you have to, it's almost like sleeping at the wheel, you have to go...
00:33:27.000 And redefine that you're the man.
00:33:29.000 I don't know what kind of car I'm driving here.
00:33:31.000 Maybe a go-kart?
00:33:33.000 Redefine that you're the man.
00:33:34.000 You're not taking that.
00:33:35.000 So I think you could save this marriage by saying, this is not how it's going.
00:33:41.000 If I do a chore, I do a chore. 1.00
00:33:43.000 You can shove therapy up your ass. 1.00
00:33:45.000 And even if she suggests divorce after that, say no, we're not getting divorced. 1.00
00:33:49.000 He needs the man up.
00:33:51.000 He's got to take control of the situation because women don't like this. 1.00
00:33:55.000 No. 1.00
00:33:55.000 They don't feel comfortable pussy whipping a guy. 1.00
00:33:57.000 They don't feel comfortable abusing him. 1.00
00:33:59.000 It's actually like adopting a teen who's like 13 and he starts acting out to test your boundaries. 0.77
00:34:06.000 I'm not saying you should slap her but you kind of have to psh psh psh. 0.99
00:34:09.000 Next thing you know he's a cuck. 1.00
00:34:11.000 Yes. 0.96
00:34:11.000 Because she wants someone that's going to take charge of him. 0.96
00:34:13.000 And she's going to dump him.
00:34:15.000 Yeah.
00:34:16.000 This is especially true of Hispanic women. 1.00
00:34:19.000 Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, when you're nice to them and you do everything they say, they walk all over you until they're bored of you. 1.00
00:34:27.000 Women need discipline. 1.00
00:34:31.000 Spanish women need a lot of discipline. 1.00
00:34:33.000 Yes.
00:34:36.000 All right, we're about to go behind the paywall. 0.99
00:34:41.000 Well, let's first look at this fat chick being a cheerleader. 1.00
00:34:44.000 Okay. 0.94
00:34:45.000 You can tell how exhausted she is.
00:34:48.000 She's heavy breathing? 1.00
00:34:52.000 Hit it, chubby. 0.97
00:34:54.000 Steel.
00:34:55.000 I don't know about steel.
00:34:56.000 Is that a video?
00:35:02.000 This is Chris Farley on SNL.
00:35:05.000 If it's a man, it's a comedy sketch. 0.99
00:35:08.000 Look how exhausted she is just from that one move. 1.00
00:35:11.000 And look at the ground shake!
00:35:15.000 I did it!
00:35:16.000 Steel weighs as much as?
00:35:17.000 She's definitely not doing any aerobatics.
00:35:24.000 Things all your chairs have to be made out of?
00:35:29.000 She's so fat, she's sponsored by steel. 1.00
00:35:31.000 Because everything she touches has to be made of that.
00:35:37.000 Wheelchairs, couches.
00:35:38.000 If you look closely, there's a copyright, there's a registered trademark, a little icon right there.
00:35:42.000 Shoes.
00:35:42.000 When her knee hits, the ground just goes... Yeah, it just goes... Alright, let's... Steel, things that I do for people's plates at the buffet.
00:35:51.000 Oh lord. 1.00
00:35:53.000 That's a big bitch. 1.00
00:35:55.000 That's a big girl. 1.00
00:35:56.000 God bless her. 1.00
00:35:57.000 God bless her cotton socks. 1.00
00:35:58.000 That's right.
00:35:59.000 All right, let's play the call-in thing and then start accepting calls.
00:36:06.000 You are on the air.
00:36:07.000 I'm here to have a conversation. 1.00
00:36:09.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00
00:36:11.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00
00:36:14.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
00:36:16.000 You have one thing.
00:36:17.000 Thank you for calling.
00:36:18.000 It was great hearing from you.
00:36:21.000 All right, next call.
00:36:24.000 So we should also explain the Super Chats.
00:36:28.000 Yes.
00:36:29.000 So what you will do, folks at home, and, you know, if you're not home, doesn't matter.
00:36:34.000 You go to the website, right?
00:36:36.000 WatchLive.
00:36:37.000 It's a banner at the top.
00:36:37.000 Why isn't the website advertising our two shows?
00:36:41.000 Good point.
00:36:41.000 We're on that, actually.
00:36:42.000 There was an email chain that maybe you're not privy to, but it's being handled.
00:36:47.000 We've got the Dallas show locked in, and we have the Vegas show locked in.
00:36:53.000 The Dallas show is... Actually, if you check my getter,
00:36:57.000 It's the pinned get?
00:36:59.000 Get it done. 1.00
00:37:01.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:37:04.000 I'm not logged in on my computer. 1.00
00:37:05.000 Getter.com.
00:37:07.000 Go to my getter.
00:37:08.000 Of course.
00:37:09.000 Jeff Goldblum can tell you how to do it.
00:37:10.000 Go to getter.com slash Gavin McInnes, right?
00:37:16.000 Gavin McInnes, all one word.
00:37:17.000 Yep.
00:37:18.000 No underscore.
00:37:19.000 You click on the link.
00:37:20.000 Las Vegas is there.
00:37:22.000 Las Vegas is September 10th.
00:37:24.000 And then Dallas is two days of short, small shows.
00:37:29.000 And those are, the Dallas dates are... September.
00:37:35.000 No, no, that's Vegas.
00:37:37.000 Oh, we've had a change.
00:37:40.000 Well, I think he's correct.
00:37:41.000 I think.
00:37:42.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:42.000 These are all in September.
00:37:43.000 Yes.
00:37:44.000 I'm sorry.
00:37:45.000 So September 10th is Las Vegas and then September 23rd, Friday and Saturday.
00:37:52.000 There's two shows.
00:37:53.000 Wait a minute.
00:37:53.000 This is wrong.
00:37:54.000 There's two shows.
00:37:55.000 Friday, the 23rd, Saturday, the 24th.
00:37:59.000 Both in September.
00:38:01.000 Josh to fix that.
00:38:02.000 He's got both listed as Friday, but I believe second two are on Saturday.
00:38:09.000 All right.
00:38:10.000 Oh, interesting.
00:38:12.000 So we got that settled.
00:38:13.000 Like two shows one day.
00:38:14.000 Right.
00:38:16.000 Have we got any callers?
00:38:17.000 Does anyone care enough to call the show?
00:38:19.000 We do have calls, yes.
00:38:20.000 206, can you turn on your mic?
00:38:24.000 You're on the line.
00:38:25.000 Hello, 206.
00:38:29.000 Uh oh, I don't have my mic and I can't hear anything.
00:38:31.000 Should probably have handled that a little earlier.
00:38:38.000 And now, doesn't look very professional.
00:38:40.000 Okay.
00:38:41.000 206, we can't- Oh.
00:38:42.000 Okay.
00:38:44.000 Unfortunate.
00:38:47.000 Okay.
00:38:51.000 Uh, 206, you're on the licks.
00:39:00.000 Hey, what's going on, 206?
00:39:01.000 Hello?
00:39:03.000 Hello!
00:39:03.000 What's going on?
00:39:05.000 Hey, Matty and friends!
00:39:07.000 What's going on?
00:39:07.000 What's up, guy?
00:39:08.000 Hey, uh, so, dude, uh, I think I have a good pitch for, or not a pitch, I know how you, uh, dude, economics.
00:39:16.000 Go through the 1914 and, uh, the post-World War II.
00:39:22.000 Dude, this is a subject nobody really knows about, right?
00:39:25.000 That would be post-World War I. All that stuff.
00:39:31.000 I don't know.
00:39:31.000 It seems like it's the number one red pill.
00:39:34.000 Like, learn about how they stole the economic, like, platform for what America was supposed to be.
00:39:42.000 Does that make sense?
00:39:44.000 Yes.
00:39:45.000 So you're talking about the economics of World War I?
00:39:50.000 Well, yes.
00:39:51.000 Working into the future, you know.
00:39:56.000 Look up the book.
00:39:57.000 It's really interesting.
00:39:59.000 The Secrets of the Temple.
00:40:01.000 Just type that in.
00:40:01.000 Hey, thanks for letting me join.
00:40:03.000 I hope you guys have a great night.
00:40:04.000 Cheers.
00:40:05.000 Cheers.
00:40:06.000 Okay, so this sounds like an anti-semitic gentleman that is sneaking in his
00:40:13.000 His anti-semitic stuff?
00:40:15.000 Well, it wouldn't be for sale on Amazon.
00:40:18.000 It seems like Temple's just an unfortunate question.
00:40:19.000 Secrets of the Temple, how the Federal Reserve runs the country.
00:40:22.000 This groundbreaking bestseller reveals for the first time how the mighty mysterious Federal Reserve operates and how it manipulated and transformed both the American economy and the world's during the last eight crucial years.
00:40:32.000 Based on extensive interviews with all the major players, Secrets of the Temple takes us inside
00:40:41.000 The Rothschilds. 0.57
00:40:54.000 The creature from Jekyll Island is what you're looking for if you're trying to learn about the Fed.
00:40:58.000 This is basically 700 pages of propaganda that you can get by flipping on CNN.
00:41:03.000 Otherwise, the author spends pretty much the entire book bashing the Fed for pretty much the only time in its history it had the courage to do the right thing.
00:41:10.000 Really sorry I'm wasting my time.
00:41:13.000 I like reading the worst reviews first.
00:41:16.000 About what you'd expect from a Rolling Stone writer.
00:41:19.000 Failed to tell the whole truth, lies by omission.
00:41:21.000 This book gives out no secrets.
00:41:24.000 It's more of a fanzine.
00:41:25.000 Don't waste your money.
00:41:26.000 Extremely boring.
00:41:29.000 Ron Paul's End of the Fed is much better.
00:41:30.000 Anyway, okay.
00:41:32.000 That was kind of a boring call. 0.99
00:41:35.000 What do you think they should do in that pussy whip situation, Ryan? 1.00
00:41:41.000 As someone who's pussy whipped himself. 1.00
00:41:43.000 Incorrect. 1.00
00:41:44.000 You know what's sad is that I feel like if it's out of your character to immediately push back on that, you're like, no.
00:41:51.000 Like as soon as you get any sort of like uh like a imbalance of of natural like uh marriage harmony or anything like that and you don't check it immediately then you might not have it in you and when you do this is sad it's a black pill but when you do finally enforce some stuff it might be unnatural and you might not do it well so
00:42:10.000 It might be forced and she might be like, yeah, this is an act. 0.99
00:42:12.000 Yeah, that's the other concern is that this guy is naturally predisposed to being pussy whipped and he's a cuck and he needs to be bossed around. 0.99
00:42:19.000 What he needs to do is do something for him and not worry about her and be like, I'm gonna go to the gym. 0.99
00:42:25.000 You do whatever you want.
00:42:26.000 Get in trouble.
00:42:27.000 Ignore her.
00:42:28.000 Ignore her.
00:42:30.000 I met a guy.
00:42:31.000 You might know him.
00:42:31.000 Sanitation dude.
00:42:33.000 High viz.
00:42:34.000 He looks like... What's that guy?
00:42:36.000 Bobby Coffey?
00:42:38.000 Pepsi?
00:42:38.000 He looks like Joe Pepsi.
00:42:40.000 But he's not.
00:42:41.000 I got high viz on.
00:42:43.000 And he told me this long involved story about how his wife's friends were divorced and they were going to all these clubs and they said, you should do it too.
00:42:51.000 So he, she goes, she sets up a plan with her divorce lawyer and she goes, you should get an apartment near that good high school that's nearby.
00:43:00.000 And then we can say, we live there and go to a better school.
00:43:02.000 We want to go to a Bronx school.
00:43:03.000 So he does that, and then she says, you should live, like, have furniture there.
00:43:08.000 Cause they- They're your primary residence.
00:43:10.000 Yeah, they'll catch us.
00:43:12.000 They'll audit you, yeah. 0.97
00:43:13.000 And he goes, okay, so he buys some Ikea crap.
00:43:16.000 And then she goes, you know what, you should stay there a few days a week, in case they jump in and they surprise you. 1.00
00:43:21.000 He's like, whatever, fuck, I don't care. 0.99
00:43:24.000 And then, he falls for it all. 1.00
00:43:27.000 And then when she files, she goes, he abandoned the family.
00:43:30.000 Hook, line, and sink.
00:43:31.000 He left us.
00:43:32.000 He's got his own apartment. 1.00
00:43:33.000 At her fucking discretion. 0.99
00:43:34.000 So that looked really bad. 1.00
00:43:35.000 And it actually had one of the kids turn against him.
00:43:42.000 He's got two kids. 1.00
00:43:44.000 The girl in college is still on his side, but the son is like, fuck you, you abandoned us. 1.00
00:43:50.000 So here's the thing. 1.00
00:43:51.000 You'd think he'd learn from that and be like, no one's fucking me over again. 1.00
00:43:53.000 I'm going to, I'm going to become the punisher and kill drug dealers all night and get my kids back. 1.00
00:43:58.000 But he's now with this new chick who slaps him around. 1.00
00:44:04.000 She won't let him go to our bar.
00:44:06.000 He's not allowed to drink. 1.00
00:44:08.000 And it's like, maybe some men are just made to be pussies. 1.00
00:44:11.000 He needs to take his man card away. 1.00
00:44:13.000 Yeah.
00:44:14.000 No more man card.
00:44:15.000 So I guess I would say to that couple that's worried about their friend, you can tell him that he's got to stand up to her and start, you know, drawing the line.
00:44:23.000 But just like the Bar Rescue Show with John Taffer and the Kitchen Show with Gordon, what's his name?
00:44:34.000 Gordon Ramsey.
00:44:34.000 Gordon Ramsey.
00:44:35.000 You check in on those restaurants a year later and they're back to shit. 1.00
00:44:39.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:44:40.000 Because you can't fix people. 1.00
00:44:43.000 Can't fix stupid. 1.00
00:44:44.000 Here's a tip, because you're not going to be natural doing this script or anything. 1.00
00:44:49.000 Be like, listen, I take a lot of your guff and bop.
00:44:51.000 That's going to be corny.
00:44:52.000 What you need to do is shoot her a look like this, like be like, and then walk away. 0.99
00:44:58.000 And then she gives you lip and she's like, Pavel, where the fuck are you going? 0.99
00:45:01.000 Be like, be like, hey! 0.99
00:45:02.000 And then that's it.
00:45:03.000 Don't say anything. 1.00
00:45:04.000 And then just have her be like, the fuck? 1.00
00:45:07.000 Cause you don't have to worry about like, oh I gotta remember all the times you wronged me and I gotta state my case. 1.00
00:45:11.000 No. 1.00
00:45:12.000 You don't talk to somebody who doesn't deserve your fucking attention. 1.00
00:45:16.000 That's it. 1.00
00:45:16.000 If she's the bitch that she sounds like, she's gonna be bombarding him with bullshit and slaps and screams. 1.00
00:45:22.000 Really? 1.00
00:45:23.000 Well, that's yeah, what do you think she's gonna do after all that abuse? 1.00
00:45:26.000 She's gonna get a hey and just go oh shit Well, it might look like he snapped so that's yeah try to I don't know maybe punch a hole in the wall Yeah, do something way out of character cuz otherwise 0.97
00:45:37.000 You know, the talking thing, I fear that you may not have the fuel in the tank to take that to distance. 0.98
00:45:44.000 Sorry to say.
00:45:45.000 Sorry, buddy.
00:45:47.000 Alright, let's take another call.
00:45:49.000 Yes.
00:45:50.000 No, wait.
00:45:50.000 Yeah, let's take another call, then go behind the wall.
00:45:53.000 I like that.
00:45:54.000 The Powale.
00:45:55.000 I did not like that.
00:45:59.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:46:00.000 We got two people on the line here.
00:46:01.000 Maybe we can go back to back real quick.
00:46:03.000 8-6-0, you're on the Levo.
00:46:06.000 Hello there, this is Brian, I'm calling in to discuss the breastices of the current Speaker of the House!
00:46:15.000 Yeah, what's going on?
00:46:16.000 Are you watching the committee?
00:46:18.000 Or are you talking about her insider trading?
00:46:21.000 No, oh no, nothing to do with that.
00:46:23.000 I mean, Nancy Pelosi, I saw on Fox News today, they showed her
00:46:29.000 They did a picture of her at an Italian beach, and it was a second take for me because I knew that she was well endowed before. 1.00
00:46:39.000 And now looking at her again, I'm like, whoa, this lady has some big old jugs. 1.00
00:46:44.000 But then I look at other photos, and she's got kind of like a modest kind of physique.
00:46:51.000 So what's the deal?
00:46:52.000 Because they're down in her waistline. 0.91
00:46:54.000 She was younger.
00:46:55.000 Yeah, I think she has a lot of modest clothing where they're pushed up and held in and if you're looking at like a Chanel suit and someone has triple D's, they go out like this and come back in, you can't even see them. 0.55
00:47:09.000 It's like when pregnant women look skinny if they face you and they're wearing black and they turn sideways and they have this massive belly. 1.00
00:47:17.000 She does have huge tits for an old woman. 1.00
00:47:19.000 Yeah, but at age 82, how is she rocking such a big fat rack though? 1.00
00:47:23.000 She's an older woman with large tits. 1.00
00:47:26.000 Is this the scoop of the century? 1.00
00:47:28.000 Is this the new Watergate?
00:47:30.000 Anyway, thanks for calling. 0.99
00:47:33.000 I don't know why people are so obsessed with that picture of her tits. 1.00
00:47:36.000 She's like 90 years old. 1.00
00:47:38.000 Yeah, she's an old lady with huge tits. 1.00
00:47:42.000 Somebody asked her, has your husband ever made stock purchases after information that you gave him? 1.00
00:47:49.000 She's like, absolutely not.
00:47:50.000 She takes the microphone and goes, 0.98
00:47:53.000 And walks away.
00:47:54.000 Because it's a fact.
00:47:56.000 She makes like 250 grand a year and she's worth, I think... Like 300 million. 0.99
00:48:02.000 No!
00:48:03.000 Obviously!
00:48:03.000 Never!
00:48:05.000 Insider trading is so fucking... Her and Maxine Waters, too, are the worst. 1.00
00:48:09.000 Oh, fuck Maxine Waters. 1.00
00:48:12.000 We've got a very important letter here called, It's a Very Difficult Situation, where we learn that in villainous Lithuania, they have just erected a beautiful statue to the one and only Difficult Situation. 0.99
00:48:30.000 It's breathtaking.
00:48:34.000 Is he in his slippers or is he barefoot?
00:48:36.000 It's funny to say Tony Soprano, not James Gandolfini.
00:48:43.000 Yeah, it's like that dude who got a tattoo of Malcolm X, but it's Denzel Washington playing Malcolm X. Which I guess really just means, I like him in this movie.
00:48:52.000 I like this portrayal of him.
00:48:56.000 That's a beautiful statue.
00:48:57.000 My God.
00:48:58.000 Breathtaking.
00:48:59.000 Never happened in the States.
00:49:01.000 Never.
00:49:02.000 We got a 206 here on the live.
00:49:05.000 Oh, wait, wait.
00:49:06.000 Before 206 talks, let's punish the freeloaders. 1.00
00:49:10.000 Hold on 206.
00:49:11.000 We're going to punish the freeloaders by putting you behind the paywall. 0.60
00:49:16.000 You're a little secret treat that the freebies can't catch.
00:49:20.000 So goodbye to the people who don't pay.
00:49:23.000 We don't know why you don't pay.
00:49:24.000 It's a beer and a half a month.
00:49:27.000 It's more TV than you should watch.
00:49:29.000 If you watched all our shows, I'd go, you should probably get a life. 1.00
00:49:33.000 Hours and hours of new shit every day. 0.99
00:49:35.000 I do a show six days a week. 0.99
00:49:37.000 I only take off the Lord's Day.
00:49:39.000 And then we have extra stuff too, like we've got a scintillating sit-down coming up with Savannah Hernandez.
00:49:47.000 Nice. 0.98
00:49:48.000 Or Rodriguez or whatever the fuck she's called. 1.00
00:49:51.000 Sav says, and she dishes on all the people on the right, she drops the truth about all of them and it is juicy, juicy gossip. 1.00
00:50:00.000 It is fucking inside edition level shit. 0.99
00:50:02.000 Anyway, that's all for the people who pay. 0.98
00:50:04.000 For the people who don't, we gave you a taste of our casual Thursday where we wrap with our peeps, and we'll see the rest of the peeps tomorrow, the real show where I wear my suits made by Nita Fashions, which is another fantastic sponsor of the show.
00:50:18.000 So until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:50:41.000 You know, we're living in a society!
00:50:47.000 Jesus Christ! 1.00
00:50:52.000 Fuck you doing? 1.00
00:51:08.000 Saying about the bird, which is the bald eagle. 1.00