Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #159 - BLIND OR PARALYZED (Part 1)


Summary

Gavin and Matty are joined by Ryan Katsu Rivera, a man who is wearing a bulletproof vest and nothing else, to talk about a guy named Jack, who Jack describes as a "simple man." Matty also talks about his new hot sauce, Silk City Hot Sauce, which is available in 500 bottles and only 500 of them are available in your local liquor store. Use the discount code GAVIN for 15% off your order. Stay tuned for more GOML news, and stay tuned for a new episode of Matty's Shitty Little Kitchen coming soon. Get off my lawn with Gavin McGinnis! Get Off My Lawn with Matty O'Dell! Subscribe to our new podcast, Get On My Lawn: The Podcast, wherever you get your stuff, and don't forget to leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of podcasting and social media! P.S. If you like what you hear, please consider becoming a patron patron and leaving us a five star rating and reviewing the show on iTunes! It helps us spread the word about what we're doing! Thank you, and we'll be looking out for you in the future episodes of the show! XOXO, Jack, and Ryan, and Jack, too! Cheers! - Matty and Ryan - The Gav & Jack and Jack - Gav and Jack - XO, and the rest of the Gav's Gav, and Gav & Ryan, Gav is back with the GAVN And the G.O.A. and the G-Sauce, Gavstav, the G, GVN. & Gav has a Christmas sauce coming soon, and it's coming in the next episode! . CHEERS! -- CHEER, GAVAN, GRAVY, BABY! and GAVY, GABY, and RYAN is coming at you, GOBY, AND GRABOORYE, GOOGIE, GIVY, CHOOT, GACO, GAGA, and BALAN, and JAY, GOSSAKE, GASHAW, GOGE, BALOR, GARLEY, BOUGLE, and SWEET, BALSACHA, AND MORE!


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!
00:00:43.000 That was Jay Reitard.
00:00:45.000 What was that song?
00:00:46.000 Come Save Me?
00:00:48.000 I think his big shit was, My Shadow!
00:00:50.000 My Shadow!
00:00:53.000 It ain't gonna save me.
00:00:55.000 It ain't gonna save me.
00:00:56.000 I think that guy died of coke, which is pretty fuckin' rare.
00:01:00.000 Yeah.
00:01:01.000 Pretty fuckin' rare.
00:01:03.000 I've probably done enough to kill eight horses in my lifetime.
00:01:07.000 You can have a heart attack, I guess, but I think he was out.
00:01:11.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Matty O'Dell is back once again.
00:01:14.000 The co-host of GOML Live.
00:01:18.000 We also have Ryan Katsu Rivera.
00:01:23.000 A man who is wearing a bulletproof vest and nothing else.
00:01:28.000 He's rough.
00:01:29.000 How would Jack describe him at the pub?
00:01:32.000 He's slow, he's special, he's touched, he's a simple man.
00:01:36.000 That's it.
00:01:38.000 Jack describes people like Ryan as simple men.
00:01:40.000 I feel like I'm a dode.
00:01:43.000 I think that's a politically correct way to refer to you, Ryan.
00:01:46.000 In the South they would say bless his heart.
00:01:48.000 Bless his heart.
00:01:50.000 He is a good person, ultimately.
00:01:52.000 Yeah.
00:01:53.000 And he can feed himself, and he washes his balls and stuff.
00:01:57.000 I'm preparing myself to forgive you.
00:02:02.000 You know what clip you're gonna take from Withnail and I?
00:02:04.000 Is, uh... You need workin' on, boy!
00:02:07.000 I don't remember that part.
00:02:09.000 It's the poacher talking to Withnail and him, and every time I'm being a pussy, in my own head, I'll just be like, You need workin' on, boy!
00:02:19.000 We have a new sponsor here.
00:02:20.000 Exciting.
00:02:22.000 Silk City Hot Sauce.
00:02:23.000 The G-Sauce.
00:02:24.000 Did I send you this, Ryan?
00:02:26.000 Now, I'm reading a script here, so it's not going to sound like me, but let me just do me first.
00:02:32.000 Grammarly correct?
00:02:34.000 It is a hot sauce called the G sauce, and it is a spicy sauce that encapsulates everything about this show, but in a hot sauce.
00:02:43.000 And if you have hot sauce in your cupboard, wouldn't it be cool to have a little Gav sauce?
00:02:49.000 We're going to get this a Gavstav, actually.
00:02:51.000 Nice.
00:02:51.000 All right, so that's me being sincere.
00:02:54.000 Let me read the ad copy here.
00:02:55.000 I have an announcement.
00:02:56.000 I have my own hot sauce, the G-Sauce.
00:02:58.000 There are only 500 bottles, so grab yours quick.
00:03:01.000 G-Sauce is made by Silk City Hot Sauce, and it's the signature hot sauce of GOML, obviously.
00:03:10.000 It's funny that picture I was trying to be incognito at a Project Veritas event so I dressed sort of like a Vermont redneck and then someone took a picture of me and I guess that's become my photograph so that becomes a ended up achieving the opposite of what I wanted to achieve.
00:03:28.000 Featuring a blend of smoked Merida
00:03:31.000 Oh, I'm excited about this.
00:03:32.000 That is pretty cool.
00:03:33.000 Yeah, I want this to be at our kitchen table.
00:03:50.000 We'll have to try it in Matty's Shitty Little Kitchen.
00:03:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:53.000 Definitely.
00:03:54.000 What's the next Matty's Shitty Little Kitchen?
00:03:57.000 I did a London broil, baked potato, and Brussels sprouts with honey balsamic glaze.
00:04:03.000 So there's nothing spicy about any of that?
00:04:06.000 No, no spices.
00:04:07.000 But you did have a little bit of a kick to the meatloaf.
00:04:09.000 Yes, red pepper flakes.
00:04:11.000 Red pepper flakes.
00:04:12.000 Well, you should have had some G-Sauce.
00:04:13.000 The G-Sauce is available at SilkCityHotSauce.com.
00:04:16.000 Use the discount code GAVIN for 15% off.
00:04:20.000 Buy a single bottle or buy a three-pack.
00:04:21.000 These things are flying off the shelf.
00:04:24.000 Not sure that's true.
00:04:25.000 They're just announced today, but okay.
00:04:28.000 Silkcityhotsauce.com, promo code Gavin, 15% off your order.
00:04:32.000 You know you want my sauce?
00:04:33.000 I don't like that.
00:04:33.000 That's a weird cum joke when you're selling food.
00:04:35.000 I don't really approve of that.
00:04:37.000 We have more sauces coming.
00:04:38.000 We currently have a Christmas sauce being developed with Silk City Hot Sauce.
00:04:41.000 Stay tuned.
00:04:42.000 Silkcityhotsauce.com, promo code Gavin, 15% off.
00:04:50.000 Hang on one second.
00:04:51.000 Okay.
00:04:53.000 This vessel's a little deeper.
00:04:54.000 New vessel.
00:04:57.000 Here we go.
00:04:57.000 One, two, three.
00:04:59.000 Mix this thoroughly.
00:05:00.000 And... Even this one's a little small, but it's deeper, so... And bang!
00:05:10.000 And bang!
00:05:11.000 That's the scary part.
00:05:11.000 You don't know when it's coming.
00:05:12.000 Lovely.
00:05:13.000 Bang!
00:05:15.000 Here's the music.
00:05:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:16.000 It's coming right now.
00:05:19.000 Holy smokes!
00:05:22.000 That's called thermal shock.
00:05:26.000 I love how confused you are.
00:05:29.000 Yeah, I was not expecting that.
00:05:31.000 Whatsoever.
00:05:32.000 Let's see it again.
00:05:33.000 All right.
00:05:34.000 I like to go frame by frame on it.
00:05:36.000 Let me see if I can get the original file out so I can scrub.
00:05:38.000 Yeah, let's do frame by frame.
00:05:39.000 Because I duck out like a schoolgirl.
00:05:42.000 Yeah, you jump back pretty well.
00:05:45.000 Yeah.
00:05:47.000 Ducking out like a schoolgirl.
00:05:50.000 I was hit.
00:05:52.000 Oh, no.
00:05:52.000 I believe I was hit.
00:05:54.000 Ryan, we had no idea you were hit.
00:05:56.000 Here we go.
00:05:57.000 I love how you didn't throw that out, though.
00:06:00.000 We took about an inch or two off the whole top of the... And I don't think it was even necessary, too.
00:06:05.000 I'm not sure that's 100%, but okay.
00:06:07.000 No, you would have been safe.
00:06:08.000 I ate it all.
00:06:10.000 Me, Io, and Ryan.
00:06:13.000 I think my boxing skills are gonna get because I get hit and then I duck out.
00:06:18.000 And you know what sucked?
00:06:19.000 Those glass shards were fucking piping hot.
00:06:23.000 Oh yeah.
00:06:24.000 Oh shit.
00:06:24.000 Because Pyrex dissipates the heat so the whole dish gets hot.
00:06:30.000 That's why it exploded like not just like one little section and it was like a big plate left over.
00:06:35.000 Like the whole thing exploded.
00:06:37.000 What is Pyrex?
00:06:39.000 Well you know back in the day that's what they used to cook kraken.
00:06:43.000 Really?
00:06:43.000 But what is it?
00:06:45.000 It's just like a special kind of glass?
00:06:47.000 Yeah.
00:06:48.000 But what's special about it?
00:06:50.000 It's cooked at different levels?
00:06:52.000 I'm not 100% sure.
00:06:53.000 It's just the brand name is Pyrex.
00:06:54.000 Oh, it's the brand name.
00:06:56.000 Yeah, of course it's the brand name, but like what makes it special?
00:07:00.000 All that stuff.
00:07:01.000 It's very heat, you know, conducts heat well.
00:07:03.000 Yeah.
00:07:03.000 Why?
00:07:04.000 How?
00:07:08.000 Science.
00:07:09.000 A line of clear low thermal expansion borosilicate glass used for laboratory glassware kitchenware.
00:07:17.000 Okay, so it's a... How'd they come across that?
00:07:19.000 Yeah, how'd they come across anything?
00:07:21.000 Well, I know how they came across post-it notes.
00:07:24.000 They were trying to make the most intense industrial glue they could find and they ended up making pussy glue.
00:07:30.000 And they're like, actually this could be good.
00:07:32.000 If you just want to stick it on a thing and take it off and leave no mark.
00:07:35.000 Let's embrace the pussy glue, which is what I said the day after I lost my virginity.
00:07:42.000 You know the way this works, folks.
00:07:44.000 Thursday is a special day.
00:07:46.000 It is the day of the people.
00:07:48.000 We get back in touch with our roots.
00:07:50.000 You call us.
00:07:51.000 You tell us we suck.
00:07:53.000 We look at letters.
00:07:54.000 You explain why we suck.
00:07:57.000 We also have the super chat.
00:08:00.000 Now the super chat
00:08:04.000 Is you pay money we read whatever you we read most of them, but we hundred percent guarantee We'll read the things that are over a hundred bucks and the fun thing about the super chat is 100% of that money.
00:08:16.000 I will not touch a dime goes to Max and John
00:08:22.000 Now we haven't given it to them yet.
00:08:24.000 I've been giving them money for, remember the doodles we did for a while?
00:08:27.000 They got all that money, but I want to give them like a big bag of cash when they get out of jail.
00:08:33.000 And I don't, I have no idea what we're up to with these super chats.
00:08:36.000 Let me just ask Ray now, live on the air.
00:08:41.000 Here's one for a hundred bucks coming in, let's see.
00:08:44.000 And then we give all that money to them.
00:08:47.000 How much are the Super Chats?
00:08:49.000 How much have... I've asked him before.
00:08:51.000 He's not really great.
00:08:52.000 It's a problem with fucking Indians.
00:08:54.000 How much have we raised with the Super Chats?
00:08:59.000 Here we go.
00:09:00.000 Would you rather be blind or paraplegic?
00:09:02.000 For $100, Bryce.
00:09:03.000 Blind.
00:09:04.000 Bryce is the guy offering a job to John when he gets out, by the way.
00:09:07.000 He says he doesn't need shit.
00:09:08.000 Oh, cool.
00:09:08.000 He's that welder in the... Up in Rhode Island or... Something.
00:09:11.000 New England or whatever.
00:09:13.000 Blind.
00:09:14.000 That's a pretty good one.
00:09:15.000 Blind.
00:09:17.000 You're just going blind like that, man?
00:09:18.000 Yeah, 100%.
00:09:19.000 Yeah.
00:09:19.000 I had a cellmate that was a... was a... when I was in the infirmary.
00:09:25.000 He couldn't... he broke his back, like mid-back.
00:09:29.000 And it was fucking... No dick.
00:09:30.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:09:32.000 A blind guy can get a blowjob and it's awesome.
00:09:35.000 A blind guy can pretty much be mobile.
00:09:37.000 I know, but I love beauty.
00:09:39.000 Tomorrow's episode is all about hot chicks on the right.
00:09:43.000 I think your imagination.
00:09:44.000 You can't move?
00:09:45.000 Your imagination is better.
00:09:46.000 Well the other good thing about being blind now is you've seen shit.
00:09:50.000 So, like, say you were to meet a girl and you're single.
00:09:54.000 You're like, what are you?
00:09:55.000 And she's like, I'm Iranian.
00:09:56.000 OK, I know that kind of level of beauty.
00:09:58.000 I know what you look like.
00:09:59.000 Snooki is the worst case scenario.
00:10:01.000 Snooki.
00:10:01.000 You feel her face.
00:10:02.000 You feel her tits.
00:10:03.000 And you're like, I remember chicks like you.
00:10:05.000 And now when you're fucking her, you can.
00:10:07.000 A mental picture.
00:10:09.000 You can, you can, what?
00:10:10.000 A mental picture.
00:10:12.000 Well, yeah, but I'm talking about looks and stuff.
00:10:14.000 So now when you're fucking her, you can imagine pretty well what she looks like.
00:10:20.000 You could be like, but yeah, I think Matty's right.
00:10:22.000 Paraplegic, no dick, no legs.
00:10:26.000 And, you know, a blind guy.
00:10:28.000 I'm a firm believer in a man's facility, a man's ability to command things.
00:10:34.000 No, I'm not going with you guys.
00:10:36.000 No, I'm going over here.
00:10:37.000 Right.
00:10:38.000 No, we're going over there.
00:10:40.000 You know, that's that really is what defines a man.
00:10:42.000 They have a sense of liberty and freedom.
00:10:44.000 He still has an essence of independence.
00:10:47.000 Yeah.
00:10:47.000 Do you want to do the show blind?
00:10:48.000 Well, I'm blind right now.
00:10:52.000 But the guy I had looking at our house in Costa Rica, the sort of house sitter, he was like, I live in a prison, a tropical prison.
00:10:59.000 And I said, fuck you, you bitch.
00:11:00.000 Your life is awesome.
00:11:02.000 But now that I'm older, I realize what he was saying.
00:11:05.000 Like, he couldn't go to his mother's funeral in Chicago.
00:11:07.000 He was on the lam for pot shit.
00:11:11.000 He couldn't go to his mother's funeral.
00:11:12.000 He didn't have freedom.
00:11:14.000 If he got pulled over for drunk driving, he was completely fucked up the ass.
00:11:20.000 So he always had that sort of Damocles over his head, and that's not what men like.
00:11:24.000 I'm sure women don't love it either, but I feel like with men there's more pain there.
00:11:28.000 So, I mean, I've been blind for over a minute now, and it's not great.
00:11:34.000 Not great.
00:11:36.000 Well, my name is Ryan.
00:11:37.000 I'm sitting here in a blue dress.
00:11:39.000 You're wearing a blue dress?
00:11:41.000 Yes.
00:11:41.000 Are you a man or a woman?
00:11:43.000 My pronouns are they them and I'm wearing a blue dress.
00:11:47.000 Okay.
00:11:47.000 You open your eyes.
00:11:49.000 I took it off before you saw me.
00:11:51.000 My name is Gavin.
00:11:52.000 I'm wearing an ironic t-shirt that talks about queefs but a common sort of 80s monster truck thing that culture was like I don't break for faggots or something but in this iteration of it we're talking about queefs and we're referring to if you're having sex with a woman and she was to go
00:12:13.000 Outer pussy.
00:12:14.000 Would you stop and be like, oh no, what the hell was that?
00:12:18.000 Or would you keep on going?
00:12:19.000 And we're of the ilk where you wouldn't even acknowledge it.
00:12:25.000 Didn't happen.
00:12:25.000 Just air.
00:12:29.000 Just air.
00:12:29.000 So we don't break for quees.
00:12:30.000 I'd love to explain that to a blind guy.
00:12:34.000 The drawing is very cartoony.
00:12:36.000 It's a monster truck.
00:12:38.000 There's like a hot rod rat guy.
00:12:41.000 Do you know hot rod?
00:12:41.000 I guess you don't know the hot rod sort of genre of cartooning.
00:12:45.000 There's a chick with huge tits.
00:12:47.000 You probably know what tits are.
00:12:49.000 She's a redhead.
00:12:50.000 There's a bong and a Budweiser.
00:12:53.000 It's available at censored.tv.
00:13:00.000 He's blind and angry.
00:13:02.000 Blind people are dicks.
00:13:03.000 The fuck a titch?
00:13:05.000 Deaf people are nice.
00:13:06.000 Hi, what are you doing?
00:13:08.000 They're like lesbians who get laid.
00:13:10.000 Blind people are assholes.
00:13:11.000 They're like fags who don't get laid.
00:13:15.000 My dad used to work at a hotel in Scotland and everyone would fight to take the day off when a blind group was coming.
00:13:23.000 They're always complaining, they're always mad at the world, which I get.
00:13:27.000 I'd be pretty pissed off too if God denied me eyeballs.
00:13:35.000 We'd like to thank FOP Medals for supporting the show.
00:13:40.000 This show is free because of sponsors like FOP Medals who have been here since day one.
00:13:45.000 The government isn't sure if we're in a recession or not.
00:13:48.000 They said we were, they said we weren't, they keep changing the definition of recession.
00:13:52.000 It's clear things are going real bad.
00:13:55.000 Because we gave everyone a ton of money, like an idiocracy.
00:13:59.000 Remember when George Orwell's 1984 and Mike Judge's Idiocracy were interesting works of fiction that have no bearing on reality?
00:14:10.000 Well, those days are gone.
00:14:12.000 Those are both documentaries now, and we are in them.
00:14:15.000 We gave everyone thousands of dollars not to go to work, and then we had a problem finding people to work, believe it or not.
00:14:23.000 We overprinted money.
00:14:25.000 We just kept printing it and printing it.
00:14:26.000 And believe it or not, the dollar went down in value.
00:14:29.000 The left's justification for all this is, yeah, but it's bad in Europe, too.
00:14:33.000 Yeah, you may have also fucked up.
00:14:36.000 And congratulations for that, by the way.
00:14:38.000 But we've fucked up royally.
00:14:40.000 And now we have no economic certainty.
00:14:43.000 So I believe it makes sense to allot at least some of your savings to precious metals.
00:14:49.000 Cash them in if you change your mind.
00:14:51.000 Cash in the silver, cash in the gold, but allot some of your money to FopMetals.com, P-H-A-U-P, not F-O-P, P-H-A-U-P-Metals.com, promo code Gavin.
00:15:05.000 They've got all kinds of commemorative coins.
00:15:08.000 It's really unlimited how much you can spend on silver and gold and these precious metals.
00:15:14.000 But I think you would be remiss not to at least impart some of your savings to precious metals in these times of economic uncertainty.
00:15:27.000 So tomorrow we're devoting most of the show to hot chicks on the right.
00:15:32.000 And I just, I think I forgot someone.
00:15:35.000 It's pre-taped because I'm going to be out of town.
00:15:37.000 But um, I forgot this chick, Cassandra something, she works at News.
00:15:43.000 Amanda.
00:15:44.000 Amanda Milius, yes.
00:15:46.000 I forgot her.
00:15:47.000 But Cassandra, she's a boxer and she's Asian-y.
00:15:53.000 Castro!
00:15:55.000 Cassandra Castro?
00:15:57.000 That sounds, I mean, Spanish.
00:16:00.000 Yeah, she's part Spanish.
00:16:01.000 Cuban.
00:16:01.000 That's the best one.
00:16:03.000 God must want us to mix.
00:16:05.000 If he's, uh... If he's doing shit like that.
00:16:08.000 Maybe Castro is in her name?
00:16:10.000 It's funny when you're trying to remember.
00:16:12.000 Cara... I got it.
00:16:15.000 Cara Castronova.
00:16:17.000 Castronova?
00:16:18.000 Yes.
00:16:20.000 Ex-boxer.
00:16:21.000 If your boner isn't already big enough.
00:16:25.000 Wait, what are you doing?
00:16:27.000 Cara Castronova.
00:16:28.000 Wait, is it that chick?
00:16:30.000 The MMA fighter that was in Mandalorian?
00:16:32.000 No, I don't know why they keep showing her.
00:16:33.000 Yeah.
00:16:34.000 Look at that!
00:16:36.000 That is a fucking treat and a half, boys.
00:16:40.000 She's in the golden gloves there.
00:16:44.000 She's running for office.
00:16:47.000 What does she do now?
00:16:49.000 She does right-wing news.
00:16:50.000 Oh, nice.
00:16:51.000 Look at that.
00:16:51.000 That's a 10.
00:16:52.000 Why is she so linked to Gina Carano, I wonder?
00:16:55.000 Because she's a female conservative fighter.
00:16:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:59.000 Gina Carano got fired from Disney and all that.
00:17:02.000 Right, because she made a Nazi analogy.
00:17:05.000 It wasn't even offensive.
00:17:06.000 She said, the way you're treating conservatives is not unlike the way they treated Jews during World War II.
00:17:12.000 And they're like, you're done.
00:17:13.000 And they use that all the time.
00:17:14.000 They use that nonstop.
00:17:18.000 It's becoming a deal-breaker for me, by the way.
00:17:20.000 Anyone who uses a Hitler analogy, I'm just like, I gotta go.
00:17:25.000 That's a deal-breaker for me.
00:17:26.000 Another deal-breaker is, um, you're gonna get raped in prison, haha.
00:17:30.000 And when I say deal-breaker, I mean, I don't wanna talk to that person anymore, I don't wanna listen to them, I'm done with this discussion.
00:17:37.000 This is a 10.
00:17:39.000 I never watched female boxing.
00:17:43.000 Female boxing is actually, as far as female sports go, it's one of the...
00:17:48.000 Better female sports.
00:17:51.000 You know what I mean?
00:17:52.000 We've watched female MMA before, Matty.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, big fight this weekend, Saturday.
00:17:56.000 Yeah, it's... I'm a little uncomfortable seeing a woman have her head kicked in.
00:18:02.000 Especially when it's someone like, what's her name, Fox the Tranny.
00:18:07.000 That's not very pleasant.
00:18:10.000 And I assume they're both lesbians, whenever I see it go down.
00:18:14.000 Yeah, that's Golden Gloves boxing right there.
00:18:16.000 But this isn't bad.
00:18:18.000 The way female basketball and female soccer is terrible.
00:18:23.000 Actually, this looks pretty bad.
00:18:26.000 I'm saying that's, Aaron, that's Golden Gloves.
00:18:29.000 Those punches don't look painful at all.
00:18:32.000 Go ahead.
00:18:34.000 I would not, if I was fighting these girls, I would not have my hands up.
00:18:40.000 I guess the battle is waiting for the other chick to get tired and then hopefully don't throw too tired of a punch.
00:18:48.000 I guess with female boxing it's about getting as many- look at those punches, Jesus Lord.
00:18:53.000 Those are terrible.
00:18:57.000 They don't look remotely painful, do they?
00:19:00.000 Is the headgear just to keep their hair in place?
00:19:02.000 I don't know if it's mandatory in the Golden Globes, but most people wear headgear.
00:19:07.000 Oh, I see.
00:19:07.000 Yeah, it's, it's, they wear it in the amateurs, yeah.
00:19:11.000 By the way, it turns out we got some intel from a baby monster of sorts, a very elite baby monster, that Pyrex isn't thermal shockproof anymore, and here's what you need to know.
00:19:20.000 Right, that's why I said it was thermal shock.
00:19:23.000 Yep.
00:19:23.000 If you've been a long-time user of Pyrex, you deserve to know that the company changed the quality of its glass years ago, which caused it to be less resilient than we thought.
00:19:31.000 The brand has been a kitchenware staple for over a hundred years with its glass cookware measuring cups and more that could withstand temperature changes.
00:19:40.000 But in 1998, the Pyrex brand changed the type of glass used for its US, I can't see, products.
00:19:48.000 The brand first used brosilicate glass, which could withstand thermal shock, i.e.
00:19:56.000 the glass wouldn't shatter due to strong temperature changes.
00:19:59.000 The new glass was soda-lime glass, which is strong,
00:20:03.000 But it hasn't stopped people's Pyrex glass products from breaking from time to time.
00:20:08.000 CookingLate also calls out the fact that if you have vintage Pyrex glassware that's over 20 years old, it's a hot commodity.
00:20:15.000 That old casserole dish is sufficiently heat resistant and thermal shockproof and will withstand even the most extreme temperature changes since it's of the original glass.
00:20:27.000 That's sort of like my, I told you about my dishwasher downstairs at Gavstaff.
00:20:32.000 I put anything in there.
00:20:33.000 I could put an abortion in there.
00:20:35.000 It comes out sparkly.
00:20:36.000 It comes out looking like it's a brand new glass I got from a glass shop.
00:20:40.000 My super expensive brand new dishwasher upstairs.
00:20:43.000 Dude, I was typing it in the other day.
00:20:48.000 Normal cycle.
00:20:50.000 Three hours.
00:20:51.000 Jesus Christ.
00:20:53.000 Can you imagine how much glassware you could wash in three fucking hours?
00:20:59.000 I could do two restaurants.
00:21:02.000 Three hours!
00:21:03.000 I do most of my, I mean in my house, I do everything by hand.
00:21:07.000 It takes no time!
00:21:09.000 I don't care what you got!
00:21:10.000 Give me baked on lasagna, like a crazy Thanksgiving dinner, would be, back before we had dishwashers, I remember it, it would be like... There, oh, it would be, wait, wait, wait, it would be, it would be, wait, wait for it!
00:21:30.000 40 to 45 minutes.
00:21:32.000 45 minutes.
00:21:33.000 Oh.
00:21:35.000 What the fuck are you wearing, dude?
00:21:37.000 Body armor.
00:21:39.000 A bulletproof vest?
00:21:40.000 Shoot me.
00:21:41.000 Is it bulletproof?
00:21:42.000 Kill me.
00:21:42.000 Yep.
00:21:42.000 I'd love to shoot you.
00:21:43.000 Kill me.
00:21:46.000 And why no shirt?
00:21:48.000 It takes away the coolness of the armor, I believe.
00:21:51.000 I disagree.
00:21:52.000 Passionately.
00:21:52.000 Strongly.
00:21:54.000 With extreme fervor.
00:21:55.000 Can I tell you about Shrinkflation?
00:21:56.000 We're talking about this casserole dish.
00:21:58.000 They don't make them like they used to anymore, folks.
00:22:00.000 The Choco Taco being... Sorry, it's what?
00:22:04.000 It's what?
00:22:10.000 Whatever.
00:22:11.000 Vice-Principal of the Brackton Bargain.
00:22:15.000 Not this and then you'd.
00:22:17.000 The King Kong.
00:22:17.000 Remember we used to make fun of African politicians?
00:22:20.000 In the beginning.
00:22:21.000 He didn't even say that.
00:22:23.000 That was a fake meme.
00:22:25.000 Biden is worse than African politicians.
00:22:28.000 He did say this.
00:22:28.000 This is my consent about your house.
00:22:32.000 Each time when I come here, I am abused.
00:22:36.000 Each time when I come here,
00:22:41.000 I am abused.
00:22:43.000 Yeah, we're abused by your grammar.
00:22:45.000 So, we're even.
00:22:46.000 What do you mean you're abused?
00:22:48.000 I'm abusing.
00:22:50.000 Someone slaps you?
00:22:52.000 Says, where's my fucking dinner, bitch?
00:22:54.000 From toilet paper to candy bars, companies hide rising costs by shrinking the size of everyday products.
00:22:59.000 Here's what they look like.
00:23:01.000 Now this is a cool list, and you've probably noticed this.
00:23:05.000 But Walmart Great Value paper towels went from 168 sheets to only 120.
00:23:09.000 What are you doing, Ryan?
00:23:10.000 Prices stayed the same.
00:23:11.000 When did this become Consumer Reports?
00:23:14.000 This is boring.
00:23:14.000 Just letting you know.
00:23:15.000 Look at this.
00:23:16.000 Why did you hijack the show to talk about the size of a Hershey's Kiss?
00:23:21.000 What are you doing?
00:23:22.000 This is real people blue-collar stuff.
00:23:25.000 Yeah, you don't have permission to hijack the show with your boring consumer reports.
00:23:29.000 I figured the Pyrex convo was... Pyrex we could deal with, that's relevant to the show.
00:23:34.000 But now, the size of a tin of cat food?
00:23:38.000 And a tin of tat food, too.
00:23:40.000 And by the way, I saw you on Matty's show call peas corn.
00:23:45.000 That's...
00:23:46.000 That's not... That's true.
00:23:48.000 True.
00:23:49.000 Who the fuck?
00:23:50.000 He said I'm going to put the potatoes and the corn.
00:23:53.000 Let me give you a life tip.
00:23:54.000 Okay.
00:23:55.000 If the corn that you're eating is green and perfectly spherical, it's a pea.
00:24:01.000 Oh.
00:24:02.000 If it's yellow and it burns your tongue, it's urine.
00:24:02.000 Yeah.
00:24:07.000 Now I'm going to take a really particularly juicy piece, mix it with the taters, a little bit of corn.
00:24:07.000 Okay.
00:24:16.000 Those are peas, pal.
00:24:17.000 What a meathead.
00:24:18.000 I said corn!
00:24:19.000 Those are peas, pal.
00:24:20.000 What a pea brain.
00:24:21.000 Those are peas, pal.
00:24:24.000 Who looks at peas and goes, little bit of corn?
00:24:26.000 Little bit of corn?
00:24:28.000 Who's in the moment?
00:24:29.000 I'm a real big New Metal fan.
00:24:32.000 What a fucking meathead.
00:24:34.000 We have a little more super chatage here.
00:24:37.000 Alright, let's do the super chats.
00:24:39.000 Okay.
00:24:40.000 Any second now.
00:24:42.000 Ryan, shut up!
00:24:43.000 You don't have a normal IQ!
00:24:47.000 You think that peas are corn and vice versa.
00:24:51.000 And then as Larry Barnes would say, and versa vice.
00:24:54.000 Don't post this.
00:24:54.000 Ryan, don't post this.
00:24:55.000 Look up on YouTube Jacob Zuma each time when I come here.
00:24:58.000 I'm abused.
00:24:59.000 We've just played that.
00:25:00.000 Thank you, Ryan.
00:25:01.000 And I showed it, sorry.
00:25:02.000 Okay, good work.
00:25:04.000 Good work, Ryguy.
00:25:05.000 Thank you for contributing to the show.
00:25:07.000 I want that guy to get credit.
00:25:08.000 Let's, um... Well, if they ask not to get credit, maybe don't give them credit.
00:25:13.000 Here's a good one, actually.
00:25:15.000 Yes, I know Kev1 very well from Bulldoze.
00:25:18.000 What's Bulldoze?
00:25:19.000 It's a hardcore band.
00:25:21.000 Oh.
00:25:22.000 He used to be in, you know, DMS and he was a member of my charter, actually.
00:25:28.000 He was a member of New Rock Hells Angels?
00:25:29.000 Yeah.
00:25:31.000 Give us the juice.
00:25:32.000 Give us the gas.
00:25:33.000 Well, his name is Kevin, Kev1.
00:25:35.000 He was the lead singer of Bulldoze.
00:25:38.000 And I spoke to him actually about two or three days ago.
00:25:41.000 Really?
00:25:42.000 Of course.
00:25:43.000 Is he still in the club?
00:25:45.000 No, he's living down in South Carolina.
00:25:49.000 And why did he leave the club?
00:25:52.000 I'm not 100% sure.
00:25:53.000 It was after your time?
00:25:55.000 No, he left before me.
00:25:57.000 Oh, okay.
00:25:58.000 Yeah.
00:26:00.000 Now I notice you're very diplomatic and careful when the club, the motorcycle club, comes up.
00:26:04.000 I'm reluctant to even say its name.
00:26:06.000 Always.
00:26:07.000 But can you still give us some juice?
00:26:09.000 Any goss?
00:26:10.000 I mean, uh, he left before me.
00:26:12.000 Uh, I'm still in touch with him.
00:26:14.000 Like I said, I spoke to him literally like two days ago.
00:26:16.000 Yeah, that's not interesting.
00:26:17.000 We want gossip.
00:26:18.000 Um, I don't know what much is going on.
00:26:20.000 I mean, he's still, he's selling his t-shirt collection of hardcore t-shirts.
00:26:23.000 Does he have any allergies?
00:26:25.000 I don't know.
00:26:26.000 But yeah, I mean, I don't want to say his last name, but his first name is Kevin.
00:26:26.000 Okay.
00:26:30.000 He's married, got two kids, lives in South Carolina.
00:26:34.000 Good dude.
00:26:34.000 Great dude.
00:26:35.000 What kind of motorcycle did he hook up with when he moved down there?
00:26:37.000 He's been away.
00:26:39.000 What?
00:26:39.000 Been to state prison in New York and all that good stuff.
00:26:42.000 For what?
00:26:43.000 Assault.
00:26:44.000 Did about four years for it.
00:26:46.000 Good stand-up guy.
00:26:46.000 You know, big dude.
00:26:48.000 He's got a bad temper?
00:26:50.000 At times, yeah.
00:26:51.000 Does he have a genome?
00:26:52.000 Was the assault that he went to jail for... Should he have beat the shit out of that guy?
00:26:57.000 Okay, here's my thing.
00:26:58.000 Here we go.
00:26:58.000 His hardcore name is Kev1.
00:27:01.000 Right.
00:27:01.000 But his nickname that everyone knows him in the street is called Breeze.
00:27:06.000 No, Breeze.
00:27:06.000 Febreze.
00:27:07.000 Just Breeze.
00:27:08.000 Oh, Breeze.
00:27:08.000 Yeah.
00:27:09.000 I thought it was Febreze because he's always so clean.
00:27:12.000 So fresh and so clean.
00:27:14.000 But yeah, he's a good friend of mine.
00:27:15.000 So why is he called Breeze?
00:27:17.000 Yeah, I don't know why.
00:27:21.000 And I think I know why!
00:27:22.000 And I think I don't know why!
00:27:24.000 How do you get your nickname?
00:27:25.000 I don't know.
00:27:26.000 Someone gives it to you.
00:27:27.000 Well, we know why you're called Baby Monster.
00:27:28.000 Yeah, I know, you know.
00:27:30.000 Because you have the dimensions of a baby and a very short fuse.
00:27:34.000 Yeah, but I have multiple.
00:27:35.000 I have, like, Shortstack, Itty Bitty, Little Angry Guy, Head and Shoulders, Matty No-Neck.
00:27:41.000 I got a slew of them.
00:27:43.000 Matty BT?
00:27:44.000 Yeah.
00:27:45.000 Matty Blowtorch, yeah.
00:27:46.000 Why would you call Matty Blowtorch?
00:27:50.000 Maybe I ran a blowtorch up someone's feet or inside of their face.
00:27:55.000 You use a blowtorch as a torture device.
00:27:58.000 Map device.
00:27:59.000 Blowtorch.
00:27:59.000 Map gas, yeah.
00:28:00.000 I see.
00:28:02.000 Years ago.
00:28:03.000 As one does.
00:28:04.000 As one does.
00:28:05.000 Sometimes you need to extract information.
00:28:08.000 Oh, I got some exciting news.
00:28:10.000 So we got Vegas and Dallas coming up.
00:28:13.000 I want to say to people on the West Coast, we're not doing the West Coast for a long fucking time.
00:28:18.000 So if you're in LA, San Francisco, anywhere that's remotely near Las Vegas, I would highly recommend you come to the Las Vegas Show.
00:28:27.000 It's going to be super fun, action jam-packed, and then we're going to be out partying with you.
00:28:34.000 Come play poker with us, blackjack, we're going to be painting the town red the whole night of September 10th.
00:28:44.000 TinyURL.com, censored live.
00:28:46.000 So, West Coasters, we will make it down to California, Orange County at some point in 2023, but as far as getting on the Cognitive Dissidence Tour, this is your opportunity.
00:28:59.000 And Ryan has put together a pretty impressive update on our previous sizzle reel that I'd like to show you.
00:29:07.000 Nice!
00:29:08.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting!
00:29:15.000 Violent protests over a speaker on campus here.
00:29:18.000 Fuck you, Normie.
00:29:19.000 He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
00:29:22.000 He's the co-founder of Vice.
00:29:23.000 Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.
00:29:29.000 Serious XF pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week.
00:29:32.000 You got big fucking tits.
00:29:38.000 I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.
00:29:41.000 You shouldn't do it.
00:29:42.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
00:29:46.000 This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.
00:29:54.000 No more... filthy... You... They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.
00:30:10.000 Seems exciting, huh?
00:30:11.000 Yeah, cinematic.
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00:31:05.000 The little cartridges, right Ryan?
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00:31:24.000 Wait, so after you work out boxing, uh, you smoke a really potent non THC hemp vape from johnnyapple.com.
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00:33:01.000 All right, let's do the mailbag interstitial and then that gives us permission to harness all three avenues of
00:33:12.000 Input, which is super chats, the mailbag, and the calls.
00:33:20.000 There's probably another one I'm not even thinking of.
00:33:24.000 Okay, that seems pretty chaotic.
00:33:28.000 Um...
00:33:42.000 What do we got here?
00:33:45.000 Let's put in Matty, because a lot of people will send us messages on, like, Friday.
00:33:52.000 And by the time Thursday rolls around, the Matty message is long gone.
00:33:59.000 This is to you, Matty.
00:34:01.000 Your boy's got a few recommendations.
00:34:03.000 Oh, yeah, that's coming in the winter.
00:34:03.000 Beef stew.
00:34:07.000 Philly cheesesteak.
00:34:10.000 Chopped cheese, yeah.
00:34:10.000 My problem with Philly cheesesteak is I hate American cheese.
00:34:15.000 I don't even think it's... Traditionally, it's provolone.
00:34:17.000 Is there any dairy in... Oh, it's traditionally provolone?
00:34:20.000 Because when you get it in Philly, it's that movie theater cheese, that fucking orange garbage.
00:34:20.000 Yeah.
00:34:26.000 Is that even cheese?
00:34:27.000 No, it's probably like plastic.
00:34:28.000 Yeah, I don't think there's dairy in it.
00:34:30.000 Like a molecule made from plastic.
00:34:32.000 It's like maraschino cherries.
00:34:35.000 American cheese, yellow and white, are like molecules away from plastic.
00:34:39.000 Not real dairy.
00:34:41.000 I'm never buying popcorn at a movie theater.
00:34:43.000 When I do Philly cheesesteaks, I use Provolone.
00:34:47.000 Now, here's a question.
00:34:49.000 Are maraschino cherries man-made?
00:34:53.000 I'm not 100% sure.
00:34:53.000 I use Luxador.
00:34:56.000 I think they're completely artificial, like 100%.
00:34:58.000 They look like, they're like radiating red, like neon.
00:35:02.000 Yeah, they're blinding.
00:35:04.000 Like I use, like, uh, the cherries I use in drinks, like Manhattans or Old Fashioneds and stuff, are Luxador.
00:35:12.000 What do you mean when you use them?
00:35:13.000 At your home bar?
00:35:14.000 You have MatzTav?
00:35:16.000 Well, you know, I've been known to make a Manhattan or an Old Fashioned every now and then.
00:35:22.000 Where?
00:35:23.000 On vacation and stuff like that.
00:35:24.000 Oh, right.
00:35:25.000 Yeah.
00:35:26.000 I don't really drink at my home.
00:35:28.000 No, you don't.
00:35:28.000 No.
00:35:29.000 I don't keep any beer or alcohol, actually.
00:35:32.000 I actually have some homemade rum that was brought up from the South I got yesterday.
00:35:40.000 From, uh, it's like moonshine.
00:35:42.000 It looks clear.
00:35:43.000 But it's actually rum made from molasses and stuff.
00:35:48.000 Who brought that up?
00:35:49.000 Billy.
00:35:50.000 Oh.
00:35:51.000 Nicole's, uh, husband.
00:35:53.000 So wait, are those cherries, real cherries from real life?
00:35:57.000 Luxador, yeah.
00:35:57.000 After the cherries are pitted, they're placed in large vats, where they receive their coveted color and flavor.
00:36:03.000 Oh, okay.
00:36:04.000 So those at least are real.
00:36:06.000 I guess I'm wrong?
00:36:07.000 Yeah, but it's artificially colored.
00:36:09.000 That's fine, I don't mind that.
00:36:10.000 They just have to come from a real thing.
00:36:12.000 Ryan, look up Luxador.
00:36:15.000 Cherries.
00:36:17.000 Just a...
00:36:18.000 To continue this request, Matty.
00:36:20.000 Yes.
00:36:21.000 He wants some kind of tacos.
00:36:23.000 I don't know.
00:36:23.000 That's boring.
00:36:24.000 I love traditional tacos, but... I fucking hate Mexican food.
00:36:27.000 I think it's all stupid.
00:36:29.000 And it's hard to eat.
00:36:31.000 There you go.
00:36:32.000 Those are the real deal.
00:36:33.000 Those are some dark cherries.
00:36:35.000 That's like $20 a jar for that little jar.
00:36:37.000 Something in a slow cooker, this person says.
00:36:40.000 I'll do split pea soup with ham hocks.
00:36:44.000 I love corn soup.
00:36:46.000 Am I the only guy that gets horny when you say split pea soup with ham hocks in it?
00:36:50.000 Oh, it's phenomenal.
00:36:51.000 Isn't that what heterosexual sex is?
00:36:53.000 Phenomenal.
00:36:55.000 Smoked ham hocks.
00:36:57.000 Okay, this guy is getting way too much attention for such a shitty email, but... And questions slash requests for both Matty and Ryan.
00:37:05.000 I'm not invited to this.
00:37:07.000 Uh-oh.
00:37:07.000 What is your favorite beer, gentlemen?
00:37:10.000 This is gay.
00:37:11.000 I drink Budweiser.
00:37:13.000 On a regular.
00:37:14.000 Can you juggle?
00:37:16.000 He wants you to juggle.
00:37:17.000 No.
00:37:19.000 What is 7 x 13, Matty?
00:37:19.000 7 x 13?
00:37:19.000 Yep.
00:37:20.000 It's 121.
00:37:28.000 That's a good technique.
00:37:29.000 You just used Gavin's technique.
00:37:31.000 7 times 13?
00:37:31.000 What are you, a madman?
00:37:33.000 You just asked the question again?
00:37:36.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:37:36.000 So 7 times 10 is 70.
00:37:39.000 7 times 3 is 21.
00:37:39.000 It's 91.
00:37:41.000 So it's 91.
00:37:43.000 Ah, shit.
00:37:44.000 Never do math in public.
00:37:45.000 No.
00:37:46.000 You know how much salt that would have been?
00:37:51.000 Oh my god, it came out of my nose.
00:37:53.000 We got a spit take.
00:37:54.000 That's the first spit take on the show, I believe.
00:37:57.000 Wait, what did you say I missed that?
00:37:59.000 I said that, you know how much salt that would have been?
00:38:01.000 Oh, because of the brine.
00:38:03.000 Oh my god, that beer came out of my nose.
00:38:06.000 That is awesome.
00:38:08.000 First spit take.
00:38:09.000 This is for Maddie as well as Bossman and Horseshack.
00:38:12.000 Was this biker approved back in the day?
00:38:15.000 Circa 2005 I thought this man was a god.
00:38:17.000 Now I am questioning my own taste and morals.
00:38:19.000 Could it be why I chose a shitty musician husband from a lady and a few wasted years after with the same type?
00:38:28.000 Or is he the sexiest badass motherfucker who can sing his ass off?
00:38:33.000 No worries, Gav.
00:38:34.000 I raised kids till adulthood with the hubby.
00:38:37.000 So I guess she's no longer with this guy.
00:38:39.000 And the song is Crazy Bitch from Buck Cherry.
00:38:44.000 Buck Cherry's great.
00:38:46.000 This is called Maddie Is This Gay or an Example of the Best Cocaine.
00:38:50.000 But why is she asking Maddie?
00:38:51.000 Is this a Hells Angels song?
00:38:53.000 Well, Buck Cherry, their first major single was I Love the Cocaine.
00:38:57.000 Oh.
00:38:58.000 But does that have anything to do with Hells Angels?
00:39:02.000 No.
00:39:02.000 But was she married to the lead singer?
00:39:05.000 Oh.
00:39:05.000 No.
00:39:07.000 So how would I know about her husband?
00:39:09.000 Yeah, I thought it was like a Hells Angels band.
00:39:12.000 That would be a good question.
00:39:13.000 No.
00:39:13.000 Buck Cherry.
00:39:15.000 He married some super hot model though.
00:39:18.000 That's a dumb...
00:39:23.000 I want to get letters that are for you.
00:39:27.000 But I'm also reading non-screen letters that are fucking garbage.
00:39:31.000 Any relation to Maraschino or Luxador?
00:39:34.000 No.
00:39:57.000 This is garbage.
00:39:58.000 This band sucks.
00:40:01.000 Oh, he's jerking off with the microphone.
00:40:03.000 Oh, how cool.
00:40:06.000 Look at his stupid shoes.
00:40:08.000 He looks like the default singer and guitar hero.
00:40:10.000 He looks so L.A.
00:40:11.000 This is why I hate L.A.
00:40:13.000 This band is so L.A.
00:40:18.000 They had two massive hits like this.
00:40:21.000 Crazy Bitch and I Love the Cocaine.
00:40:24.000 This is the song that, like... Look at his retarded tattoos.
00:40:31.000 Dude, we've been ready.
00:40:34.000 I'm not ready to get sexy, no.
00:40:35.000 No, we're not.
00:40:37.000 Men aren't sexy, you moron.
00:40:41.000 Ew.
00:40:43.000 Salt shaker.
00:40:45.000 Like a fucking salt shaker.
00:40:51.000 This is horrible.
00:40:54.000 I hate these guys' parents.
00:40:56.000 They're heroin sheep.
00:40:58.000 I hate their parking spot.
00:41:01.000 I hate the person who washes their socks.
00:41:05.000 Look at that, playing the fucking neck of a guitar.
00:41:09.000 I hate the short order cook who made their fucking carrots.
00:41:16.000 I've never watched Buckcherry before.
00:41:17.000 They've never been part of my life.
00:41:18.000 Yeah, they are good guitar heroes.
00:41:20.000 He looks like the lead singer of the... Yeah, they look like a band from Guitar Hero.
00:41:25.000 Great point, Ryan.
00:41:25.000 Finally, you say something that's not retarded.
00:41:27.000 Thank you, sir.
00:41:28.000 They are pure Guitar Hero.
00:41:29.000 Holy shit!
00:41:32.000 I mean, the Dragon Age wrote a song out for, like, hours.
00:41:35.000 It's their big hit, man.
00:41:37.000 I mean, you know.
00:41:38.000 Look at his sexy dance.
00:41:40.000 There's nothing worse than men being sexy.
00:41:42.000 I love the crazy.
00:41:43.000 I mean, I love the cocaine is a bigger hit than that.
00:41:46.000 Like, what's his name?
00:41:47.000 Bruno Mars?
00:41:49.000 With his little fedora?
00:41:52.000 Don't believe me, just watch!
00:41:55.000 What's worse than men being sexy?
00:41:58.000 Like, I honestly prefer drag queens and trannies.
00:42:01.000 At least they have already lost their minds.
00:42:03.000 But a man?
00:42:05.000 A man being a sexy guy?
00:42:08.000 Fucking singing about sex is fucking gross.
00:42:12.000 Like that song, you can leave your hat on.
00:42:17.000 Oh, he's rapping.
00:42:23.000 You want to rehearse that?
00:42:24.000 This is kindergarten.
00:42:25.000 This is bad.
00:42:26.000 This is a daycare.
00:42:33.000 Jesus.
00:42:35.000 This is not acceptable.
00:42:39.000 I disavow Buck Cherry.
00:42:41.000 The Doors used to do shit just like this, but it's just, it was good because Doors suck.
00:42:45.000 You're torturing us, Ryan.
00:42:47.000 What's up?
00:42:47.000 This is torture.
00:42:49.000 This is bad, yeah.
00:42:50.000 This is hell.
00:42:52.000 You know who else acts sexy?
00:42:53.000 Fucking this guy, rest in peace.
00:42:54.000 David Lee Roth?
00:42:57.000 What's his name again?
00:42:58.000 David Letterman?
00:42:59.000 Yes.
00:42:59.000 Yeah, I'm so sick of him constantly acting sexy.
00:43:02.000 You're not sexy, Dave.
00:43:07.000 Stone Temple Pilots.
00:43:09.000 Bye bye!
00:43:09.000 He was always a sexy, slithering man.
00:43:14.000 This is the joke at the end of that Jack Black movie, Cello it's a bass school of rock, where they lose to the sexy band.
00:43:22.000 It's been well established that male sexy singers, remember that guy?
00:43:26.000 He had a shirt that was like leather sleeves and then the front of it didn't exist.
00:43:32.000 Scott Weiland?
00:43:34.000 I think it was a fuck you to Scott Weiland.
00:43:36.000 But it's the band at the end of School of Rock that they lose to.
00:43:40.000 Oh, yeah, let me see.
00:43:42.000 Terrible?
00:43:43.000 Alright, while you find that, because it's worth checking out, we should start taking calls.
00:43:49.000 Actually, let's say goodbye.
00:43:52.000 Let's say goodbye to...
00:43:55.000 People here are supposed to do a Need of Fashions read.
00:43:58.000 I'll do that on Monday.
00:44:01.000 Fantastic clothing store.
00:44:03.000 They make all my suits.
00:44:04.000 They make life worth living.
00:44:06.000 Especially in the summer when they make you a nice linen suit or a light blue thin suit where you can go to work.
00:44:14.000 Needoffashions.com.
00:44:15.000 Check them out.
00:44:15.000 I'll do a more serious read later.
00:44:20.000 Yep, I appreciate that, Ryan.
00:44:22.000 But I also want to find this sexy guy.
00:44:25.000 I love sexy guys.
00:44:26.000 Looking for the sex mask.
00:44:27.000 The big show, five minutes, we might be able to find that there.
00:44:32.000 Ah, let's see.
00:44:32.000 Just like competition winners, School of Rock.
00:44:37.000 If you wanna see the pinch of pain, baby you just better forget it.
00:44:42.000 I cried like a bitch in this movie.
00:44:44.000 It's a great movie!
00:44:45.000 He was trying to be Angus there, no?
00:44:46.000 Yeah.
00:44:47.000 With the schoolboy thing?
00:44:48.000 Absolutely.
00:44:48.000 From ACDC?
00:44:50.000 Yeah.
00:44:54.000 Google image school of rock competition winners.
00:45:00.000 That seems obvious to me.
00:45:02.000 Um, should we do it now?
00:45:04.000 If we do, uh, the interstitial for thanks for calling, does that change the background?
00:45:12.000 Um, no.
00:45:14.000 Oh yeah.
00:45:14.000 Yeah, it does.
00:45:14.000 It turns it into a, Oh, here we go.
00:45:19.000 No, we don't want that.
00:45:20.000 We don't want that gay shit.
00:45:22.000 All those kids are fucked up now, by the way.
00:45:25.000 They've all gotten addicted to drugs.
00:45:27.000 Kids should not be famous.
00:45:29.000 Being famous is weird.
00:45:31.000 It's weird to walk down the street and have people recognize you.
00:45:34.000 Adults can handle it.
00:45:36.000 Some adults.
00:45:38.000 But kids can't handle it.
00:45:39.000 They get drunk with power, they get high with drugs, and their lives are destroyed.
00:45:44.000 Every kid involved in that movie is an absolute fucking mess.
00:45:49.000 Don't get your kids into Hollywood.
00:45:52.000 Don't get them into movies.
00:45:53.000 Alright, Ryan, I'm going to look it up.
00:45:54.000 I got the full movie here.
00:45:56.000 And it's going to go bad for you if I find it.
00:45:59.000 Did they play after Jack Black's band or before?
00:46:01.000 Yes.
00:46:02.000 It doesn't matter.
00:46:03.000 Contest winner, School of Rock.
00:46:09.000 And... No Vacancy is the name of the band.
00:46:15.000 Gotcha, okay.
00:46:16.000 So now I'm looking up no vacancy in quotes and then I go band and I click images and I have tons of pictures of the band No Vacancy.
00:46:30.000 Here I have School of Rock No Vacancy.
00:46:32.000 I have found it.
00:46:33.000 I am looking at it.
00:46:35.000 I'm doing your job.
00:46:38.000 I got the pictures and now I'll get the video.
00:46:41.000 Good work, Ryan.
00:46:44.000 Good fuckin' work.
00:46:45.000 Thank you.
00:46:45.000 Fuckin' spot on.
00:46:47.000 Like Jesus H. Christ.
00:46:49.000 This guy's been doing this job for so long and he's inept.
00:46:53.000 So it's the guitarist of No Vacancy that I was talking about.
00:46:57.000 But you have no internet because you haven't ironed out that key.
00:46:59.000 Oh no, it's just a video.
00:47:01.000 It's just a image.
00:47:02.000 Okay, well I'm not looking at an image.
00:47:05.000 I'm watching The Hunk.
00:47:07.000 School of Rock, Dash, No Vacancy, you fucking loser.
00:47:10.000 Okay, okay.
00:47:15.000 No, that's terrible.
00:47:16.000 Unacceptable.
00:47:17.000 Tell you what I'll do, Ryan.
00:47:19.000 I'm going to copy this and email it to you.
00:47:23.000 No, I'll text it to you.
00:47:24.000 That is how bad things are.
00:47:27.000 I have to ask you to look things up.
00:47:29.000 You don't do it.
00:47:30.000 Then I find them and then I text them to you.
00:47:33.000 On your phone.
00:47:35.000 While I'm also talking and entertaining people.
00:47:38.000 It's amazing, sir.
00:47:40.000 It's too much of indecence.
00:47:41.000 Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.
00:47:50.000 Why isn't this playing?
00:47:53.000 Oh, this is an internet issue.
00:47:58.000 That's the guy I was talking about in the background.
00:48:00.000 The guitarist guy with sleeves?
00:48:01.000 Yeah, with just sleeves.
00:48:04.000 As he's undulating in the background with his bass.
00:48:07.000 Like a six string.
00:48:09.000 Seahorse.
00:48:10.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:48:11.000 That is Buck Cherry.
00:48:13.000 That is Stone Temple Pilots.
00:48:16.000 That's all Ryan's favorite bands.
00:48:20.000 Nickelback.
00:48:22.000 No, they don't slither.
00:48:23.000 Excuse you, they don't slither.
00:48:24.000 No, they don't.
00:48:25.000 They all slither.
00:48:26.000 All that grunge shit slithers.
00:48:27.000 No, they don't.
00:48:27.000 They don't slither at all.
00:48:29.000 Soundgarden, they all fucking slither.
00:48:32.000 No, they don't.
00:48:33.000 Soundgarden does not slither.
00:48:34.000 Sorry.
00:48:35.000 You're wrong, and I'm right.
00:48:36.000 Oh, he's dead.
00:48:40.000 Yeah, he's slithering his way into the abyss.
00:48:43.000 He's slithering out of this mortal coil.
00:48:47.000 My son's in there.
00:48:48.000 He's ten.
00:48:49.000 My son's in there.
00:48:50.000 He's ten years old.
00:48:50.000 He's about to become a drug addict because he got too famous.
00:48:54.000 Let's do one call and then get behind the paywall.
00:48:57.000 Okay.
00:48:58.000 Well, we'll have to thank people for calling, you know.
00:49:01.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:49:02.000 Here we go.
00:49:03.000 Thanks, guys.
00:49:04.000 You are on the air.
00:49:06.000 I'm here to have a conversation.
00:49:08.000 This is a fucking loser.
00:49:10.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
00:49:13.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
00:49:15.000 You get one thing.
00:49:16.000 Thank you for calling.
00:49:17.000 It was great hearing from you.
00:49:18.000 Bye-bye!
00:49:19.000 Alright, next call.
00:49:20.000 Bye-bye!
00:49:24.000 This is a weird one.
00:49:25.000 A weird letter, Ryan.
00:49:27.000 I mean, Maddie.
00:49:28.000 There's a bar I've been frequenting called Hellgate.
00:49:32.000 On the park.
00:49:33.000 In Astoria, Queens.
00:49:52.000 Before, with them.
00:49:54.000 I realized I'm a soft-handed faggot with good intentions so they gave me a pass.
00:49:58.000 I made a bad joke that landed horrifically.
00:50:00.000 Anyway.
00:50:00.000 I don't know the name of the club.
00:50:02.000 I mean there's tons of clubs in Queens.
00:50:03.000 You got the Ghetto Coalition, you got regular guys that hang out with, you know, the major clubs.
00:50:09.000 So you never heard of a bar called Hellgate?
00:50:11.000 Hellgate?
00:50:11.000 Not off the top of my head, no.
00:50:12.000 Okay, good.
00:50:16.000 Tim Pool just stopped his live stream with Ariel Pink and Alex Lee Moyer after 10 minutes.
00:50:21.000 Ariel was talking about how cancellation doesn't work and the government will have to start killing people and Tim got all cocked and stopped the stream.
00:50:29.000 Ooh, that's juicy gossip!
00:50:34.000 Shut it down!
00:50:37.000 He's shilling for the government?
00:50:41.000 I got the calls up.
00:50:44.000 How you doing, Ryan?
00:50:45.000 Doing good.
00:50:46.000 I've already watched the entire clip, by the way.
00:50:48.000 You're probably not setting up calls.
00:50:50.000 What?
00:50:50.000 You're probably not setting up calls.
00:50:51.000 It's a little crazy.
00:50:52.000 You need to allow people access.
00:50:53.000 You have to kill them.
00:50:55.000 No, you don't.
00:50:56.000 No, I'm saying canceling is not the answer.
00:50:59.000 No.
00:51:00.000 You really need to allow people to communicate.
00:51:03.000 It's so important.
00:51:03.000 Even people in prison.
00:51:04.000 I think the prison reform is so important that people have access to the outside world still and are able to communicate with their families.
00:51:11.000 Isolation is devastating.
00:51:13.000 They vote.
00:51:13.000 We fought for their right to vote.
00:51:15.000 No, they don't.
00:51:16.000 I just shut it down.
00:51:17.000 Well, they don't.
00:51:17.000 There's two states in the United States that allow people to be incarcerated to vote.
00:51:20.000 Force people underground and expect them not to go crazy.
00:51:22.000 Vermont, and I believe we're out to kill them.
00:51:26.000 No, you don't.
00:51:27.000 So it looped already.
00:51:29.000 He said he's going to shut it down.
00:51:30.000 Oh, wow.
00:51:32.000 Shut it down!
00:51:33.000 Why?
00:51:33.000 What even?
00:51:34.000 What is he, a little bitch?
00:51:37.000 That was weird.
00:51:41.000 Alright, let's take a call and then say goodbye.
00:51:42.000 Okay.
00:51:45.000 Uh, we have... Oh, is your mic on?
00:51:48.000 Oh, shit.
00:51:49.000 I don't have a mic.
00:51:50.000 Yeah, it's on your wire.
00:51:52.000 No, it's not.
00:51:52.000 By your microwave.
00:51:53.000 Up a little bit.
00:51:53.000 It's up here.
00:51:54.000 Uh, we have... By your microwave.
00:51:56.000 Yeah, your microwave.
00:51:57.000 We got marker on line two.
00:51:58.000 It's not on my refrigerator.
00:51:59.000 Everything. 267.
00:52:02.000 You're on till 11.
00:52:03.000 Go ahead, 267.
00:52:03.000 Hello.
00:52:03.000 What's going on?
00:52:06.000 Hey, what's up, fellas?
00:52:08.000 Can you guys hear me?
00:52:09.000 I got this fuckin' Bluetooth on.
00:52:12.000 Yeah, why don't you just talk on the phone normal?
00:52:14.000 Why use the Bluetooth?
00:52:16.000 I'm using my hands right now.
00:52:18.000 I'm watching you guys, so I'm getting all... What are you doing with your hands?
00:52:24.000 You know, stuff.
00:52:26.000 No, I don't know stuff.
00:52:29.000 I'm working.
00:52:31.000 I'm working.
00:52:31.000 I'm making some t-shirts right now.
00:52:34.000 I saw this thing earlier today and I wanted to get your opinion on how weak and pandering they are
00:52:46.000 With this Britney Granger chick.
00:52:49.000 They're negotiating a deal with some Russian arms dealer for her and someone else.
00:52:57.000 It's just because she's a lesbian black female.
00:53:03.000 Like, you know, that's like their target audience.
00:53:07.000 The guy they are negotiating, the guy that they are willing to set free is basically a Batman villain.
00:53:15.000 You could not get worse than this fucking dude.
00:53:17.000 Major arms dealer.
00:53:19.000 I was in MCC with him.
00:53:21.000 No way.
00:53:21.000 Yeah.
00:53:23.000 Alright, thanks for calling.
00:53:24.000 Victor Boot.
00:53:25.000 You were in MCC with this guy?
00:53:27.000 Yeah, I was there when he came.
00:53:29.000 He's one of our biggest catches as far as international terrorism goes.
00:53:35.000 And we're like, we really don't want this vape pen chick to have a bad month.
00:53:39.000 The number 25,000 is in my head for some reason.
00:53:45.000 Yeah, that guy.
00:53:46.000 Yeah.
00:53:47.000 He's like our best catch ever.
00:53:50.000 Yeah, Victor Boot.
00:53:51.000 Let him rot.
00:53:53.000 Did you ever talk to him?
00:53:54.000 No.
00:53:55.000 Because even I was in the shoe at the same time in MCC, different from MDC.
00:54:00.000 Where Jeffrey Epstein was killed.
00:54:02.000 Yes, MCC.
00:54:03.000 Same shoe where Epstein hung himself.
00:54:06.000 Victor Boot was there when I was there, also.
00:54:08.000 Hanged, and he didn't hang.
00:54:09.000 No, but the shoe was on the ninth floor, and then you had where the terrorists and all like the international people were on 10.
00:54:19.000 It was just a staircase that went up.
00:54:21.000 It wasn't like a real floor.
00:54:22.000 It was like a split level.
00:54:24.000 Right.
00:54:24.000 And they kept all like the super, you know, international criminals up there.
00:54:30.000 But yeah, he was there when I was there.
00:54:31.000 Victor Boot.
00:54:32.000 Joe Biden is so fucking useless.
00:54:34.000 Here's how you get that vape pen chick back.
00:54:37.000 You say, give me the vape pen chick now.
00:54:40.000 You don't go, here's Russia's Osama bin Laden.
00:54:44.000 You don't trade Victor Boot for a basketball player.
00:54:47.000 No.
00:54:48.000 Sorry.
00:54:48.000 It's simple math.
00:54:49.000 Like if we were playing.
00:54:50.000 First of all, you don't negotiate with terrorists.
00:54:51.000 If we were doing like fantasy football, but it was fantasy prisoner exchange, that would be, you'd lose the game.
00:54:57.000 Don't negotiate with terrorists.
00:55:00.000 This may overlap with tomorrow's episode because tomorrow's pre-recorded.
00:55:03.000 Uh, alright, we should get behind the paywall now.
00:55:05.000 We've given these people way too much free content.
00:55:07.000 So, uh, we are officially closing the free portion of the show.
00:55:12.000 We're going to continue to read superchats, uh, talk to people, and read emails.
00:55:18.000 Thursday is getting in touch with the people day.
00:55:20.000 But, uh, as far as freebies, we're done with you.
00:55:24.000 So, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, und never stop fighting.
00:55:45.000 And I think I know why.