Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #161 - FREE BRITNEY 2! (Part 1)


Summary

On this episode of Get Off My Lawn: Live from New York City, Gavin McInnes is joined by Maddie, Ryan, Matty, and Sylvia to discuss the new Silk City Hot Sauce line-up, the new G-Spot sauce, and more. Plus, Gavin and Matty answer listener questions. Guests: Maddie Ryan Matty Sylvia And more! Thanks to caller Maddie for the questions, and thanks to caller Ryan for the call-in question. Thanks also to caller Matty for the question, and thank you to all the listeners who sent in their thoughts, questions, suggestions, and questions about the new sauce line up. Thanks to all of you, Gavin, and Ryan for all of your support and all of the questions you sent in! Get off my Lawn: LIVE from NYC! Subscribe to our new podcast, GAVIN! Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and other podcasting apps! Thanks for listening and share the podcast with your friends and family! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE! We'll be looking out for more episodes like this one in the coming weeks. Subscribe, review, and spread the word to your friends about this podcast! so they can be featured on other podcasts! and we'll be sure to let us know what they're listening to it! on their socials! in the next episode of this week's episode! Enjoy! Thank you! - Gavin, Gavin, Gavin & Ryan, the GavIN - Gavins, and Gavino, . Subscribe on Anchor. XOXOXOXO, Matt, RYAN, & Gavon, - & Matty O'Dell Gavyn, R.A. & Cozy, Jr., & SONGS, & SALLY, BOB, & JUICY, etc. - P.J. & GABE, etc., etc. - - Thank you, GABY, RICKY, BABY! - R. & JAY, M. ( ) - AYO, JAYE, B. & KEVY, SALLY & JOSY, & SELVED, MABY ( )


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:47.000 Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen.
00:00:49.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn LIVE!
00:00:56.000 So this is the same problem we had last time we had multiple guests, right?
00:00:59.000 Yeah, now it's back.
00:01:01.000 We lost audio for a second there, folks.
00:01:03.000 I have a feeling we're going to be losing it again.
00:01:06.000 Hello?
00:01:06.000 Right?
00:01:08.000 Possible.
00:01:09.000 It's possible.
00:01:10.000 Do you have that override thing that caused the last problem?
00:01:13.000 We're keeping an eye on it, and the last fix has worked again.
00:01:16.000 So that's good.
00:01:17.000 So we have consistency, at least.
00:01:19.000 I'm dubious.
00:01:20.000 So that Silk Sauce read, I think we need to redo.
00:01:25.000 Well, how much did we lose of it?
00:01:27.000 Good question.
00:01:28.000 I think the full thing.
00:01:31.000 Let's do the full thing.
00:01:32.000 Yeah, I just got it back that it's fixed.
00:01:36.000 So just to remind you folks that SilkCityHotSauce.com spelled exactly as you think it is SilkCityHotSauce.com is out of the g-sauce.
00:01:48.000 Unfortunately.
00:01:49.000 That's the bad news.
00:01:50.000 Sold out in two weeks.
00:01:51.000 The good news is we've got five new sauces at SilkCityHotSauce.com, where the promo code GAVIN gets you 15% off every order.
00:01:59.000 I'll read it backwards now.
00:02:00.000 Sauce 5, Matty's getting a sauce!
00:02:03.000 And Silk City Hot Sauce wants to hear your suggestions.
00:02:07.000 Sauce 4, Ryan's getting his own sauce.
00:02:09.000 Sauce 3 is a deadly sauce called Ghost.
00:02:12.000 Where our listeners can submit artwork for the Ghost Sauce, made with ghost peppers.
00:02:16.000 So we'll leave that open to you to create.
00:02:19.000 And then Sauce 2, it ain't easy being G. It's going to be a little sweeter.
00:02:24.000 And Sauce 1, of course, is the G-Spot.
00:02:25.000 That's the original.
00:02:26.000 I guess we're recreating it, right?
00:02:28.000 No, no, no.
00:02:29.000 G-Sauce was the original.
00:02:30.000 G-Spot's the new one.
00:02:31.000 So thank you for supporting SilkCityHotsauce.com.
00:02:33.000 Promo code GAVIN.
00:02:34.000 15% off every order.
00:02:36.000 That includes our signature sauces.
00:02:38.000 These are all collector's items.
00:02:40.000 Let us know what sauce you like best.
00:02:42.000 Let's make more of it for you.
00:02:43.000 Okay.
00:02:47.000 Gavin gets you 15% off every order.
00:02:50.000 Promo code Gavin.
00:02:51.000 Soakcityhotsauce.com.
00:02:52.000 Promo code Gavin.
00:02:55.000 Now I feel like we're walking on eggshells, Ryan.
00:02:57.000 Because this could go at any moment.
00:02:59.000 Did we get the introductions to Maddie and
00:03:03.000 I think we visually got them, but let's make sure we verbally got them.
00:03:06.000 We have Matty O'Dell.
00:03:08.000 In the house.
00:03:08.000 Good to see you guys.
00:03:09.000 Okay, so I guess I should pull my phone out and have it here for when people text me things are going wrong.
00:03:16.000 Because last time this was a problem, we had too many guests and the system got overridden, which is not good.
00:03:24.000 The system should be able to handle that.
00:03:26.000 And then we got Syl.
00:03:28.000 Sylvia's here.
00:03:29.000 Do we... we... I had a little bumper because I thought that we would have, you know, multiple female guests here, but I think, you know, Syl is good enough, obviously.
00:03:38.000 But, um, would you want to see what it would be like?
00:03:40.000 Yeah, every time we ask Sylvia for her opinion, we're gonna go... Hey, ladies!
00:03:45.000 Did you know that I never did?
00:03:47.000 Hey, ladies!
00:03:50.000 And he's a retard.
00:03:51.000 He's a retard?
00:03:52.000 Is this in a foreign country?
00:03:54.000 Israel?
00:03:57.000 Here's a dumb question.
00:03:59.000 What continent is Israel in?
00:04:02.000 Asia.
00:04:03.000 Asia, yeah.
00:04:05.000 No, it's not in Europe.
00:04:07.000 I thought it was Africa.
00:04:08.000 It's in the South Bronx.
00:04:13.000 You gotta hold the microphone up to your mouth a little more.
00:04:16.000 South of the border.
00:04:18.000 There we go.
00:04:19.000 There are Jews in Mexico.
00:04:21.000 I know one.
00:04:23.000 A lot of Mexicans in the USA.
00:04:27.000 So I was just in the car with Sylvia and she told me that my local bartender secretly hates my guts and thinks I'm a Nazi and the only thing he likes about me is my wallet.
00:04:37.000 Oh.
00:04:39.000 Yeah.
00:04:40.000 That hurts.
00:04:41.000 Damn.
00:04:41.000 So I thought we should give him a call.
00:04:44.000 Sure.
00:04:45.000 I'm not your bartender.
00:04:46.000 I don't... Let's see.
00:04:57.000 Can you hear that okay?
00:04:58.000 Audio still working?
00:05:00.000 Can you tell when the audio's out?
00:05:01.000 Yeah, I have a visual thing here that I'm gonna keep my eye on before.
00:05:05.000 I had a notification from our tech guy.
00:05:09.000 Sylvia, feel free to chime in.
00:05:11.000 What?
00:05:13.000 During this call.
00:05:13.000 Because he's gonna deny it.
00:05:18.000 Will he hear her?
00:05:23.000 If it's speakerphone and she talks loud enough, then yes.
00:05:31.000 All right.
00:05:32.000 Dang it.
00:05:35.000 I'm just gonna say, dude, you said Proud Boys are Nazis?
00:05:43.000 And the only thing, why would he say it to her knowing I'm about to pick her up?
00:05:48.000 Yes.
00:05:50.000 Like about me is my wallet?
00:05:54.000 Question mark?
00:05:58.000 We'll see who transpires with that.
00:05:59.000 You know how this show goes every week, folks.
00:06:02.000 We take calls.
00:06:05.000 We check the mailbag.
00:06:08.000 We have a live chat, which we got to improve the live chat.
00:06:12.000 I want the live chat just to be going up this side of the wall the whole show.
00:06:16.000 The fact that you have to keep clicking on it and bring it up, that's retarded amateur hour, don't you think, Ryan?
00:06:22.000 Yeah.
00:06:23.000 So why don't we do that?
00:06:25.000 Why isn't it like other super chats?
00:06:29.000 Or it just appears.
00:06:31.000 All of those, all the money from the Super Chats, I think we've raised like three grand so far, I'm not sure, goes to Max Hare and John Kinsman who are serving four years for beating up Antifa after they picked a fight.
00:06:43.000 They got into a 17 second fight with those fucking rich kid losers here in New York.
00:06:49.000 We've tracked down a bunch of them ever since the fight.
00:06:53.000 And they're like, they're people who summer, they're trans people who summer in the Netherlands.
00:06:59.000 That's the kind of people they are.
00:07:02.000 And they picked a fight by throwing bottles of piss at these two proud boys.
00:07:05.000 Proud boys kicked the shit out of them.
00:07:08.000 Antifa said we don't want to press charges, but the state pressed charges.
00:07:13.000 That's a new one.
00:07:14.000 I've heard of that with domestic abuse.
00:07:15.000 I've never heard of that with street fights.
00:07:18.000 But they're serving time for that now, so we want them to have a bunch of money when they get out.
00:07:21.000 It won't be crazy.
00:07:25.000 We don't read $5 Super Chats out loud, but they appear.
00:07:28.000 But the $100 ones, we guarantee they will be read out loud.
00:07:31.000 And here's a great shirt that's available on the site now.
00:07:35.000 It is.
00:07:36.000 What happened in Vegas?
00:07:38.000 Question mark.
00:07:40.000 I'm kind of impressed, Ryan.
00:07:41.000 Thanks, dude.
00:07:42.000 Kind of impressed.
00:07:44.000 Happy to hear it, and yeah, you can get it on the shop tab of the website.
00:07:48.000 Yeah, the print came out really good.
00:07:49.000 It's a direct-to-garment print.
00:07:51.000 It feels like what I wanted it to, which is a souvenir.
00:07:54.000 Like you're in Vegas, you get a souvenir, and they're asking a good question of what the fuck happened in Vegas.
00:07:59.000 I love those kind of questions.
00:08:01.000 Like the pipe bomb on January 6th.
00:08:03.000 Right.
00:08:04.000 That got dropped.
00:08:06.000 We've got a hundred million hours of video of patriots behaving badly.
00:08:11.000 Right.
00:08:12.000 But what about and there was a wasn't there a pipe bomb outside the DNC and the GOP headquarters?
00:08:20.000 Or what about that weird dude?
00:08:22.000 Who was smashing windows that day.
00:08:25.000 Remember him?
00:08:27.000 Ray Epps looking dude?
00:08:28.000 Yeah.
00:08:28.000 Who was wearing all black and he had a black umbrella, I think?
00:08:31.000 Or maybe not.
00:08:32.000 And he was, he was smashing windows of businesses back when everyone was trying to keep it cool.
00:08:38.000 Wasn't that on, that wasn't Jan 6, was it?
00:08:40.000 Remember that guy?
00:08:41.000 I feel like there was a guy that was doing that.
00:08:44.000 That was George Floyd.
00:08:46.000 During the George Floyd... Look it up!
00:08:49.000 Mystery man smashing windows.
00:08:51.000 He had the gait of a cop.
00:08:54.000 He walked like a cop.
00:08:55.000 He acted like a cop.
00:08:57.000 All this shit.
00:08:57.000 Their shit's always brand new when they're feds.
00:09:00.000 Nothing's broken in.
00:09:01.000 That's one thing about Antifa.
00:09:02.000 You can tell they're authentic because their clothes are completely shredded.
00:09:07.000 The denim has so much human skin in it.
00:09:09.000 It looks like leather.
00:09:13.000 You can't smell a photograph, but you almost can with Antifa.
00:09:16.000 But with these feds, it's always a brand new Nazi flag with folds in it and brand new cargoes.
00:09:22.000 Yeah, Umbrella Man.
00:09:28.000 He was a white supremacist trying to... Of course, the Washington Post take is that this Fed is a Nazi.
00:09:36.000 But where were they at?
00:09:42.000 Minneapolis.
00:09:43.000 No, wait, wait, wait.
00:09:45.000 May 27th protest after George Floyd's death.
00:09:50.000 So this might be a point for the left where they have Feds trying to spark riots, I guess, to make the left look bad.
00:10:01.000 But anyway, whatever happened with him?
00:10:04.000 Or I just saw Steve Bannon was saying, Hey Ray Epps!
00:10:08.000 Remember when you were suggesting everyone storm the Capitol on January 5th?
00:10:13.000 And baked Alaska and everyone was going, Fed!
00:10:16.000 Fed!
00:10:16.000 Fed!
00:10:17.000 Fed!
00:10:17.000 Fed!
00:10:18.000 And then we have footage of you whispering into everyone's ear that day?
00:10:23.000 Where's your trial?
00:10:24.000 Why aren't you in prison?
00:10:26.000 Why didn't the FBI storm your fucking compound?
00:10:31.000 Very fishy business.
00:10:32.000 It's a different America.
00:10:36.000 Yeah.
00:10:37.000 So the reason everything is free today is that we have sponsors who pay for it.
00:10:43.000 But eventually, between half an hour and an hour in, we go behind the scenes.
00:10:50.000 And what the fuck?
00:10:51.000 Behind the scenes?
00:10:52.000 Behind the paywall.
00:10:53.000 Behind the paywall, this glamorous tabloid background is confusing me.
00:10:58.000 And then that's just for people who are willing to pay $10 a month to get unlimited content.
00:11:04.000 We do two hours a day, every day, at least.
00:11:07.000 That's just me.
00:11:08.000 We also provide all kinds of other people.
00:11:11.000 Jim Gode.
00:11:13.000 We've got Josh LaCasse.
00:11:14.000 We've got Soph.
00:11:15.000 We've got Atheism is Unstoppable.
00:11:18.000 Endless.
00:11:19.000 I don't think you should watch all our content.
00:11:22.000 I'm the only network that says, don't take it all in.
00:11:26.000 You need to have a life.
00:11:28.000 Maybe you should take it all in if you're a carpenter and you're working on projects all day and it's just on in the background, but to sit down and truly take it in.
00:11:38.000 I don't think you should do much more than my show and maybe some Sunday shows.
00:11:44.000 Plus, we jam-pack it with so much footage and other shit that to just have it on the background, it's not radio, this is video.
00:11:52.000 You'll notice that with Tucker, when you're looking at your phone, you have to constantly pause and go back because you missed something fundamental.
00:12:00.000 Did you know Dave Brackey from Gore?
00:12:03.000 Yeah, I opened for Gore with my band Leatherass Buttfuck.
00:12:07.000 And I think I seduced, almost seduced, the female in the band.
00:12:11.000 She invited me back to the tour bus.
00:12:15.000 And as I'm sitting on the tour bus, Dave Brackey comes in and he goes, Who the fuck was that shitty opening band?
00:12:25.000 Holy shit they sucked!
00:12:28.000 And I'm like, guilty as charged.
00:12:33.000 Wow.
00:12:34.000 Okay, we're trying to iron out the kinks.
00:12:36.000 There's definitely some hurdles we've got to get over trying to get better as a band.
00:12:41.000 Work in progress.
00:12:42.000 Yeah, we're still trying to get there, trying to get to the gore levels.
00:12:47.000 It was a drum machine.
00:12:49.000 Our band had a drum machine and then two guitarists and me.
00:12:52.000 So the sound guy was often very confused and it didn't sound great occasionally.
00:12:58.000 You know, I come from a punk rock school and I stand in solidarity with the revolutionaries of the world.
00:13:04.000 I'm dedicated to the destruction of the multinational Globo Corporation.
00:13:09.000 I'm into bands like MDC, Millions of Dead Cops, you know?
00:13:12.000 That's what I came up on.
00:13:13.000 It's about making shit and breaking shit.
00:13:15.000 That's what I came up on, bands like Black Flag.
00:13:17.000 Fucking A!
00:13:18.000 It's like everything now... Dude, you can't be normal with that face on.
00:13:25.000 You gotta say like, we are for total destruction and annihilation.
00:13:29.000 You can't talk about like capital gains tax and various hardcore bands you're influenced by.
00:13:38.000 You know what I remember about those dudes?
00:13:42.000 They were calling their families.
00:13:44.000 They were getting older.
00:13:45.000 When we opened for them, it was probably 1992.
00:13:52.000 And they'd been around for a while.
00:13:54.000 And you could, these bands, when they, after they've gone through their initial honeymoon phase, when they get back to the hotel or even the tour bus,
00:14:02.000 They're just calling their families going, yeah, we're back.
00:14:04.000 It went fine.
00:14:05.000 I miss you guys like crazy.
00:14:07.000 Fuck am I doing here?
00:14:09.000 Touring is a young man's game.
00:14:11.000 And I remember I got so wasted back at their hotel.
00:14:14.000 I wasn't fucking anyone.
00:14:16.000 Uh, one of the, this is happens almost every time I go back to a hotel with a band.
00:14:20.000 I just remember a roadie picking me up when I'm blackout drunk, taking me in the hallway and just going whoosh.
00:14:26.000 And I'm thrown out as a drunken buffoon.
00:14:31.000 One time with the strokes, I was being thrown out and I still had my tape recorder on and I could hear myself say the most embarrassing drunken shit.
00:14:40.000 I was like, Hey, what are you crazy?
00:14:42.000 Get your hands off of me.
00:14:44.000 Look at me.
00:14:44.000 I can't feel my left arm.
00:14:46.000 My hair's all blown out.
00:14:48.000 That's what it says on the tape.
00:14:49.000 I want to hear that so bad.
00:14:51.000 Does that exist?
00:14:52.000 I mean, it's on a micro cassette somewhere.
00:14:54.000 I bet I have it.
00:14:56.000 But I was what had happened was I fell asleep in a weird position.
00:14:58.000 So my left arm was flopping around.
00:15:01.000 And the reason I was saying my hair's blown out because I was probably like sleeping in a weird position.
00:15:05.000 I fell asleep on their stage.
00:15:08.000 I was sitting there watching the band.
00:15:10.000 I was reporting on it for NME.
00:15:12.000 I fell asleep on their stage, but not like way off to the edge, like near Albert Hammond Jr.'
00:15:17.000 's feet.
00:15:18.000 So you're watching a band and there's just a guy asleep on the stage.
00:15:24.000 That's kind of metal.
00:15:26.000 That's kind of a spectacle.
00:15:27.000 It means the person is too old to be reporting on rock and roll.
00:15:30.000 It was not Lester Bangs or the dude in that movie who's super young.
00:15:35.000 You know that movie where he's following the band around?
00:15:37.000 Almost Famous?
00:15:38.000 Yeah.
00:15:39.000 Again, Young Man's Game.
00:15:42.000 Alright.
00:15:45.000 Sylvia is looking like a fine piece of ass.
00:15:48.000 Will a $500 donation get me any kind of perks with her?
00:15:52.000 Perks with the big ass Asian gal in the booth.
00:15:56.000 Ryan is not a gal.
00:15:58.000 I think the mustache should have made that clear.
00:16:00.000 Are you talking about sexual favors with Sylvia for money?
00:16:06.000 That's illegal.
00:16:09.000 Everything should be free and fun-loving.
00:16:16.000 When you attach money to it, it kind of takes the pleasure out of it.
00:16:23.000 I agree.
00:16:24.000 At that point, it's just like, why not just use a sex doll?
00:16:27.000 Yeah.
00:16:28.000 Like, she doesn't like you, you don't like her.
00:16:30.000 It's sort of like with prostitutes, they want you to wear a condom on your penis.
00:16:34.000 And you're like, that's what I'd do if I had to suck a piece of frozen shit if I lost a bet.
00:16:39.000 Which we did do right here on this show.
00:16:41.000 We sucked off a piece of frozen shit in a condom.
00:16:44.000 So, if your penis is to a woman the same as a frozen piece of shit, you guys are not having a sexual exchange.
00:16:52.000 Yeah.
00:16:52.000 There's some horny-ass viewers today.
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00:18:25.000 Have you ever done a CBD's Sylvia?
00:18:29.000 Do you even know what they are?
00:18:30.000 Yeah, of course.
00:18:32.000 Have you ever had them gummies?
00:18:35.000 No, it didn't really interest me.
00:18:38.000 Not even today.
00:18:39.000 There's so many natural things that can keep you happy and free-flowing.
00:18:50.000 Good question.
00:18:51.000 The sun, the rain.
00:18:53.000 These are natural though.
00:18:54.000 The moon.
00:18:55.000 These come from the earth.
00:18:56.000 These are natural, but I will agree with Sylvia that they cannot compete with the sun and the rain and the moon.
00:19:01.000 No, no, no.
00:19:01.000 But once you get over the sun, the rain and the moon, you're looking for more than just, uh, what's the sun?
00:19:07.000 Is it a planet?
00:19:09.000 It's a star.
00:19:10.000 And then the moon, I think is, is that a planet?
00:19:12.000 Is that just a fragment of earth or something?
00:19:14.000 A moon is a moon, I believe, right?
00:19:16.000 Right.
00:19:16.000 And then, uh, the rain, that's just excessive condensation in the sky, I guess.
00:19:22.000 It's a very difficult condensate!
00:19:23.000 Yeah, very much so.
00:19:27.000 But besides that, uh, Shell Shock CBD.
00:19:31.000 Dude, I've been eating the shit out of these.
00:19:33.000 Dude, I had a- I wasn't on CBD, but I usually am.
00:19:36.000 I've tried this new thing, not getting shit-faced.
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00:19:40.000 Yeah.
00:19:42.000 Your workout's better in the morning.
00:19:44.000 You sleep better, and your dreams are more urgent.
00:19:47.000 Well, I should say they exist.
00:19:50.000 Like, last night, we were being invaded by aliens.
00:19:53.000 I put on this Optimus Prime suit, with the helmet, and then I had these Doc Martin boots with shin pads.
00:20:00.000 I was ready to fight the aliens.
00:20:02.000 And then my parents fucking went and hid my boots, because they didn't want me fighting the aliens.
00:20:06.000 That's an effective way.
00:20:07.000 And I'm like, where the fuck are my boots?
00:20:09.000 I don't know.
00:20:29.000 This guy's wearing an Optimus Prime body armor that's made of plastic.
00:20:34.000 And I was like, fuck, it is actually plastic.
00:20:36.000 That's like a children's toy.
00:20:38.000 And he goes, Optimus Prime killed his nephew and you're wearing his gear?
00:20:44.000 I was like, I never really watched Transformers.
00:20:46.000 Did he kill his nephew?
00:20:48.000 I don't know.
00:20:49.000 I've never seen the movie.
00:20:51.000 Did you look that up when you woke up?
00:20:52.000 I didn't look it up.
00:20:52.000 No, I don't.
00:20:53.000 If fucking Optimus Prime killed his nephew, then either it's in my subconscious.
00:21:00.000 So then after that, I was like, yeah, that alien is right.
00:21:04.000 Like, if we're gonna be fighting here, plastic is not gonna cut it.
00:21:08.000 So I got plates, and then I have a World War II helmet here in the storage, so I got the helmet on.
00:21:13.000 I was like, now we have a bit of a fighting chance.
00:21:16.000 Fingers crossed.
00:21:18.000 But then, I kept dreaming these wonderful non-alcoholic dreams, and I think I got a message from God.
00:21:27.000 So I contacted Nick Fuentes and while I was asleep and just coming to, I was like, I got to contact him the second I wake up.
00:21:37.000 This is crucial.
00:21:39.000 But then when I got to work in the morning and started typing it out, I was like, this is fucking trippy, very gay and creepy to send to a young man.
00:21:48.000 But I thought maybe God was sending me a message in my dreams.
00:21:51.000 So I'm going to just plow forward with it anyway.
00:21:53.000 Did you contact him?
00:21:54.000 Yes.
00:21:55.000 Nice.
00:21:55.000 No.
00:21:56.000 Oh yeah.
00:21:56.000 Oh well.
00:21:57.000 So here's what I said, and here's what God told me to say in my dreams.
00:22:00.000 Are you okay there, Sylvia?
00:22:07.000 You're gonna get what?
00:22:09.000 I forgot to get her chips.
00:22:10.000 God dang it.
00:22:11.000 I don't know if we... I know we have tortilla chips, right?
00:22:14.000 I don't think we have chips.
00:22:15.000 You're hungry?
00:22:18.000 When is your sort of cycle as far as food goes?
00:22:20.000 Because if I'd known that you were an 8.30 eater, I would have had some Snacker Doodles.
00:22:29.000 Anyway, so this is what I sent him.
00:22:31.000 I go, Nick, I wrote an article a long time ago called, uh, From Charney to Seagal, Sexual Harassment in the Workplace, or something like that, I forget what it's called.
00:22:41.000 Um, in that article I was doing this research about these frivolous lawsuits about sexual harassment.
00:22:47.000 Dove Charney went through hell, Steven Seagal almost went through hell, but in both those cases they said, yeah, fuck you, we're not settling.
00:22:56.000 Because I talk to a lot of lawyers in LA with actors and stuff, and what they do is they just go, here's 40 grand, please fuck off.
00:23:05.000 Like the dude from Bones, you know that crime show Bones?
00:23:09.000 He's a hunky guy, and some girl was like, he jerked off in front of me!
00:23:15.000 What these people do is they just go, here's 40 grand, I never want to see you again, I never did that, but fuck off.
00:23:21.000 The way you get rid of that is you have people fight it, and very few do, but Dove and Seagal did.
00:23:26.000 Anyway, the accusation with Seagal was he was sex trafficking.
00:23:32.000 He was importing sex slaves, then using them as his personal property.
00:23:38.000 And that sounds real bad, so you would pay $40,000 to not have that true about you.
00:23:43.000 Steven Seagal goes, I'm not paying shit, let's go to court.
00:23:45.000 Because here's the truth.
00:23:47.000 This hot Asian chick contacts him.
00:23:50.000 She goes, I want to be your assistant.
00:23:51.000 He's like, that sounds good.
00:23:53.000 I'm shooting a reality show in Louisiana.
00:23:54.000 You want to come down and work on the show?
00:23:56.000 And she's like, yeah, yeah, but I have no money.
00:23:58.000 She's a useless whore.
00:24:00.000 She's been on every fucking show.
00:24:02.000 She calls herself a lipstick lesbian.
00:24:03.000 She's been on a million reality shows.
00:24:06.000 Half Vietnamese or something.
00:24:08.000 And so he goes,
00:24:11.000 Yeah, come down.
00:24:13.000 Okay, I'll pay for your plane ticket.
00:24:14.000 Come down here, you can start working here.
00:24:16.000 So he pays for her plane ticket, she comes to Louisiana, where he's shooting that show where he's a sheriff, and he's like, he thinks he's Mr. Oriental Ninja Guy, right?
00:24:25.000 So he's like, on the set, in front of everyone, he goes, would you like to give, I mean, not a reiki, but want me to give you a fucking jagutsu massage?
00:24:33.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:24:34.000 And she's like, yes!
00:24:35.000 So then he starts doing his stupid shit, right?
00:24:39.000 You listening, Sylvia?
00:24:40.000 Yeah.
00:24:42.000 And she's like, whatever.
00:24:45.000 Nothing happens.
00:24:47.000 And later on, the PA, all the production people, they notice that all she does is coke.
00:24:54.000 So they go, you got to get her out of here, dude.
00:24:56.000 I know she's pretty, whatever.
00:24:57.000 Get her fucking out of here.
00:24:57.000 She's a nightmare.
00:25:00.000 So they fire her for being a cokehead.
00:25:03.000 She then sues him and says the story is he imports these sex slaves.
00:25:09.000 So the sex was the massage.
00:25:12.000 And the fact that he paid for her plane ticket means he's human trafficking.
00:25:20.000 So this is what my crazy dream made me say to Nick.
00:25:23.000 Dude.
00:25:24.000 Watch it.
00:25:26.000 They're going to get some 16-year-old, because I know you never hire a woman, they're going to get some 16-year-old boy who looks 17, maybe with a beard, he's going to say, I want to work for America first, man.
00:25:37.000 Let's get started.
00:25:38.000 I'm really eager to get started.
00:25:40.000 You're going to pay for his plane ticket.
00:25:43.000 He's going to be alone with you in a room and say you grabbed his dick or something.
00:25:46.000 It's going to be your word against his.
00:25:48.000 The headline is going to be Nick Fuentes pedophile
00:25:52.000 And don't fucking use this as a drop.
00:25:55.000 Child sex trafficker.
00:25:59.000 That'll be the front page.
00:26:00.000 You'll be vindicated, obviously, and your vindication won't even make page 63.
00:26:07.000 So, and I, this is going to sound crazy, but I honestly think God put this in my dream to warn Nick.
00:26:15.000 I said, don't ever pay for anyone's plane ticket and don't ever be alone in a room with anyone.
00:26:21.000 Uh, without cameras.
00:26:25.000 Don't trust a fucking soul.
00:26:27.000 Trust your mom and your dad, and that's it.
00:26:29.000 Don't trust someone that you've been working with at America First for 10 years, because there's massive pressure to take you down, and I've since learned there's FBI agents, one particular woman, totally devoted to destroying him.
00:26:41.000 And we've just seen what the FBI does to Trump.
00:26:44.000 They've been weaponized.
00:26:45.000 So they're looking for not a hole, not for him to like do a bump at a party or like fuck a prostitute.
00:26:52.000 They're not looking for that.
00:26:53.000 They know they're not going to get that in a nick.
00:26:55.000 They're looking for a place where they can frame him.
00:26:58.000 And so I thought of that as a semi loophole.
00:27:04.000 Never be alone with somebody.
00:27:06.000 FBI, you can go ahead and cancel that bearded 16 year old.
00:27:11.000 But keep the bacon coming.
00:27:13.000 I ordered bacon also.
00:27:16.000 Oh, because the FBI gives him bacon as like a payment.
00:27:19.000 They pay me bacon.
00:27:22.000 What's the deal with Nick?
00:27:23.000 Why is he not flying out that 16 year old?
00:27:27.000 Doesn't matter.
00:27:28.000 Want the bacon.
00:27:29.000 Can you believe Sylvia Jim Gaffigan is here?
00:27:37.000 You wanna know what's funny?
00:27:38.000 I'm here.
00:27:38.000 You know my cousin who's Ringo Starr's personal assistant?
00:27:41.000 Yeah.
00:27:41.000 You know who he was an assistant for before that?
00:27:44.000 Who?
00:27:44.000 Steven Seagal.
00:27:45.000 Really?
00:27:46.000 Yeah.
00:27:48.000 Didn't he get the Ringo Starr job by saying, I don't really like the Beatles?
00:27:51.000 He's like, I know fuck all about the Beatles.
00:27:53.000 And Ringo was like, good.
00:27:54.000 That's why I'm hiring you.
00:27:55.000 Good.
00:27:56.000 I'm the best one, by the way.
00:27:57.000 Peace and love.
00:28:01.000 Clarence Clemens, the saxophone player from the Beach Street Band.
00:28:05.000 And then he went to Steven Seagal and then to Ringo Starr.
00:28:07.000 Clarence Clemens.
00:28:09.000 Did you see us talking about Obama and Springsteen talking about Clarence Clemens?
00:28:14.000 No.
00:28:15.000 It's on their stupid fucking podcast that I want the FBI to invade.
00:28:20.000 And Obama's like, you had a black man on the stage.
00:28:25.000 And there were young people in the audience, New Jersey, they're screaming and yelling.
00:28:29.000 And these are the same guys.
00:28:31.000 If he was at their local bar, they'd be calling him nigger.
00:28:34.000 No way.
00:28:36.000 Yeah.
00:28:37.000 And the worst part was the boss was like, yep, that's a thing.
00:28:43.000 That's that's the way the world was.
00:28:46.000 Dude, if Clarence Clemens showed up to a fucking Klan rally, they'd be like, this guy's pretty cool.
00:28:51.000 He's one of the good ones.
00:28:53.000 You know who hated Clarence Clemens?
00:28:56.000 Zero people on earth.
00:28:58.000 He's probably the most loved person to ever be born.
00:29:02.000 No one disliked Clarence fucking Clemens.
00:29:06.000 What?
00:29:07.000 The saxophone player.
00:29:09.000 Oh, by the way, that's why I played that.
00:29:11.000 Born to Run thing because I was in the car on the way when I went to pick up Sylvia and I was remembering doing a lot of nose beers back in the early aughts after moving to New York.
00:29:23.000 I was with my friend Sharky and we would take his beat-up Honda Civic, I think, to strip clubs.
00:29:31.000 In Long Island City, in Queens, Foxes was big back then.
00:29:36.000 Circles was a big one, but Foxes was like disgusting Puerto Ricans with long tits, which was my cup of tea back then.
00:29:44.000 Circles was more his vibe, and it was Polacks.
00:29:47.000 And my problem with Russian strippers is... Oh, they're Greenpoint?
00:29:50.000 Yeah, yeah, and Greenpoint.
00:29:50.000 Yeah.
00:29:51.000 My problem with Russians is, like, you don't know if they're sex slaves.
00:29:54.000 They smell like onions.
00:29:58.000 I'm telling you, all Russian strippers I ever came across smell like onions.
00:30:01.000 Really?
00:30:01.000 I don't know if it's their body odor or they're just fucking rubbing onions over them.
00:30:08.000 Like with Puerto Ricans, they're in their element.
00:30:12.000 They're from this culture.
00:30:14.000 And when I say this culture, I don't mean America.
00:30:16.000 I mean like that part of Queens or Brooklyn.
00:30:19.000 Like they're from 20 minutes away.
00:30:21.000 When someone is from the turd world, and I include the Soviet Union and fucking Eastern Europe with that, Russia, um, I'm like, I don't know how you got here.
00:30:21.000 Yeah.
00:30:30.000 I don't know if you're paying off a debt to some fucking Russian coyote.
00:30:34.000 That's depressing to me.
00:30:36.000 Now you're a slave.
00:30:37.000 Call me politically correct, but sex slavery is not a turn-on to me.
00:30:41.000 I used to date a Russian stripper from Brighton Beach.
00:30:44.000 She lived on Brighton 4.
00:30:47.000 I would take her from the strip club.
00:30:48.000 She would come voluntarily, but then I would get calls from the strip club, like, Matty, you gotta bring her back.
00:30:55.000 They'd call asking about her.
00:30:56.000 Now that's the million dollar question like how much did they own her?
00:31:00.000 Yeah.
00:31:01.000 Is this McDonald's saying bring back our top manager or is this fucking gangsters saying that's our property you're overusing it?
00:31:09.000 Yeah but um yeah she goes oh she goes I found out about you you're a bandit she used to call me a bandit I was cracking up so then uh she ended up marrying some major league baseball player and having a kid with him so.
00:31:21.000 She obviously got out of it.
00:31:21.000 Oh good.
00:31:23.000 That means she's relatively westernized.
00:31:25.000 Oh, by the way, the bartender also casted aspersions on you.
00:31:28.000 Uh, Clarence... Clarence Thomas is a... he's a... Obama.
00:31:41.000 Okay, he responded.
00:31:43.000 She's crazy.
00:31:44.000 Sylvia, you're crazy, Sylvia.
00:31:47.000 No fucking way.
00:31:48.000 You gotta pick up the microphone there, Syl.
00:31:50.000 I'd expect you to know better.
00:31:52.000 Now he's mad at me, which is a good tactic if you get caught gossiping.
00:31:56.000 You're like, fuck you for thinking that would be true.
00:31:59.000 Or my other tactic is, yeah, I did say that, you are a fat pig.
00:32:03.000 Get in shape.
00:32:04.000 You've hurt me today.
00:32:06.000 She brought up money, he cut my pay in half, said it's because he got dropped on social media.
00:32:11.000 He's a... I didn't say that, but... And then he said, he's a fair guy, if you're worth a hundred, you'll get a hundred.
00:32:19.000 As far as Proud Boys go, she brought up you're their founder.
00:32:22.000 I said, it was good he distanced himself, so he didn't have to deal with Jansex, J6 bullshit.
00:32:28.000 But what about you said that he said that the Proud Boys are anti-semitic?
00:32:34.000 You gotta pick up the mic there, so.
00:32:36.000 You need the mic.
00:32:40.000 You basically are a white terrorist who promotes hatred and discord.
00:32:49.000 Yeah, can you hear me?
00:32:50.000 Yeah, I can hear you.
00:32:53.000 Oh, he hung up on you.
00:32:56.000 You know if Clarence Clemmons went into that bar, you know what they'd call him.
00:32:59.000 Jimmy!
00:33:02.000 Hey, can you hear me?
00:33:03.000 They'd call him a spook.
00:33:08.000 He's also the bartender from Withnail and I. Hello?
00:33:13.000 I think he hung up on you.
00:33:21.000 They would call Pete Seeger a faggot after he went to the bar.
00:33:24.000 Yeah.
00:33:24.000 These same people that would go to a Prince concert, they'd be trying to lynch his brother for being a negro.
00:33:31.000 You know, James Brown, when he was, he got a hernia.
00:33:35.000 And they had him, you know, they put a cape around him and dragged him off stage.
00:33:38.000 People in the crowd were yelling, I hope he broke his balls.
00:33:40.000 Most of these wiggers, they only pretend to like rap so they can entrap the rapper and then beat him like Emmett Till.
00:33:47.000 They call Lil Wayne a spade.
00:33:50.000 I don't know if you know, a lot of folks, they call him a Jigaboo.
00:33:59.000 So the reason I play that song though is, I keep meaning to get to this, so we're nose-bearing it up, and nose-bearing it up when you're like 29.
00:34:07.000 And you just moved to New York City.
00:34:09.000 Full out.
00:34:10.000 And you're going to strip clubs, but, like, strip clubs in Montreal are great, but they're kind of too great.
00:34:16.000 Like, it's a very sex-positive town, so the girls there are not damaged.
00:34:20.000 And they're all naked.
00:34:21.000 They're all naked, and it's sex-positive, and they don't have tattoos, and they don't have three kids, and their tits don't hang to their ankles.
00:34:27.000 They're not French-Canadians.
00:34:29.000 They're French-Canadians, and it's a French culture, so it's like, it's like Le Casual Fall.
00:34:33.000 Like, it's Pigalle.
00:34:36.000 It's just like, doo-doo-doo, we are sexy ladies, and you're like, ah, this is too nice.
00:34:40.000 I need some degradation.
00:34:41.000 Then you come to New York, and they're like, selling you coke.
00:34:45.000 FTB, Bryce Reagan, thanks.
00:34:48.000 FTB.
00:34:49.000 For the boys, I think.
00:34:50.000 Oh, for the boys, nice.
00:34:54.000 So I'm loving that.
00:34:55.000 I'm happy we moved to New York.
00:34:56.000 I wasn't making any money in Montreal.
00:34:58.000 After we moved down here, I was making tons of money.
00:35:00.000 Nose beers are fucking going crazy.
00:35:02.000 And there's one of my favorite sayings from Cormac McCarthy, the guy who did The Road.
00:35:06.000 He said, there's no joy at the tavern as great as the road thereto.
00:35:10.000 And the drive like over the bridge to Fox's in some shitty part off like the BQE.
00:35:18.000 I forget where it was.
00:35:19.000 It was like by a graveyard.
00:35:21.000 Yeah, that's one of the largest.
00:35:22.000 It's right by Maurice Avenue.
00:35:24.000 Yeah.
00:35:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:26.000 Not Circles, but Foxes.
00:35:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:29.000 They were close to each other.
00:35:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:30.000 That fucking cemetery's huge.
00:35:32.000 That goes on forever.
00:35:33.000 Huge.
00:35:33.000 I think every dead person in the world is there.
00:35:37.000 Yeah, but that's Maurice Avenue you get off.
00:35:39.000 We'd be driving there from like the hipster part of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, to go to there, blaring this song, and the breakdown with that, 1, 2, 3, you gotta play this, Ryan.
00:35:52.000 Because I was hearing it in the car and I was like, this is one of the greatest moments of my life.
00:35:58.000 And the strip club was fine that was fun and you know the hipster bars we were at before while we were getting the nose beers that was fine and that was fun and we were talking to people and everything but the fucking like hitting the bridge so hard that the wheels come off and then this song is playing and we're screaming it holding on to the dash possibly with nose beers on the dash.
00:36:19.000 Dude!
00:36:20.000 What a fucking great time.
00:36:23.000 What's the name of the song again?
00:36:25.000 Born to Run.
00:36:25.000 The opening song, you tard!
00:36:28.000 I know that song very well.
00:36:29.000 No wonder you ruined the fucking country.
00:36:31.000 You can't even remember a song from 42 minutes ago.
00:36:35.000 I can tell you who the saxophone player is, though.
00:36:44.000 We got the windows down, it's kind of cold out.
00:36:46.000 The woes are going out the window like, WOAH!
00:36:55.000 And here's another thing.
00:36:58.000 Because of being alternative from 1988 to 1999, I hadn't really checked out Bruce Springsteen.
00:37:06.000 We were like too cool for mainstream rock.
00:37:09.000 So he introduced me to all these crazy bands.
00:37:12.000 Oh, there's the N-word.
00:37:14.000 Like Rolling Stones and Bruce Springsteen and you know.
00:37:18.000 Popular rock bands.
00:37:20.000 The Who?
00:37:21.000 I guess I knew about The Who because of the mod thing.
00:37:26.000 You know, people would go around saying they're called New Springsteen because they wanted to hang them so bad.
00:37:34.000 I saw him in Jersey with the same guy.
00:37:37.000 He kind of wrecked the show by pointing his bottom to the audience and going like this.
00:37:43.000 Ew.
00:37:44.000 As all the women scream their fucking heads off.
00:37:46.000 Jimmy said he tried to call you.
00:37:48.000 Oh.
00:37:48.000 Yeah, he did.
00:37:49.000 Eighty times.
00:37:50.000 Oh.
00:37:53.000 Okay, we'll get to Jimmy in a sec.
00:38:01.000 He's got a couple songs like this.
00:38:02.000 Like, with the Record Company, just gave me a big advance.
00:38:05.000 Rosalita.
00:38:06.000 Yeah.
00:38:09.000 Okay, now he's calling me a hundred times.
00:38:11.000 Sylvia, you've opened a Pandora's box.
00:38:15.000 Okay, here it is.
00:38:17.000 Beautiful.
00:38:26.000 All the anticipation.
00:38:37.000 Whoa, look at that crowd!
00:38:40.000 It looks like grass.
00:38:41.000 It's wheat.
00:38:43.000 A lot of people there.
00:38:48.000 He's like, what the fuck?
00:38:49.000 Is that Adam?
00:38:50.000 That's a lot of fucking people.
00:38:51.000 Is that Adam Sanders?
00:38:53.000 Oh, hey, I guess you want to hear me play a couple of songs?
00:38:57.000 Okay.
00:39:04.000 Anyway, that doesn't do it justice.
00:39:06.000 Of course it doesn't do it justice.
00:39:08.000 Alright, look.
00:39:08.000 He's calling and calling now.
00:39:15.000 Sylvia?
00:39:16.000 Yes?
00:39:18.000 Oh, now he's calling from the bar.
00:39:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:21.000 Oh, really?
00:39:24.000 Can you hear that okay?
00:39:36.000 Mr. McGinnis.
00:39:38.000 Jimmy, I thought we were friends.
00:39:41.000 Dude, she's crazy.
00:39:44.000 Did you say the Proud Boys are anti-Semitic?
00:39:48.000 Am I in here?
00:39:51.000 Maybe.
00:39:52.000 Don't you have to tell me that?
00:39:54.000 Nah, not in New York.
00:39:55.000 It's a one-party consent statement.
00:39:57.000 Okay, well, I don't care if I am.
00:40:00.000 That's not what I said.
00:40:02.000 What I said was... You read the text.
00:40:04.000 What I said was...
00:40:07.000 But you know they're not anti-semitic, right?
00:40:08.000 There's Proud Boys Israel, there's plenty of Jews in every chapter, especially in New York.
00:40:29.000 Yeah!
00:40:30.000 Oh!
00:40:30.000 But do you think that they're anti-semitic?
00:40:32.000 Do you think that they're racist?
00:40:33.000 Okay, so they might hate Jews.
00:41:01.000 Uh, well, everybody else does.
00:41:02.000 You know a lot more about it than me, so is it?
00:41:04.000 I don't know.
00:41:05.000 You hate it, but it's legitimate.
00:41:24.000 I hate it, but it's legitimate.
00:41:26.000 How can you hate black people if you have tons of black friends?
00:41:29.000 Surely your hatred doesn't run very deep.
00:41:32.000 You can be prejudiced against a group of people, but have certain ones you like.
00:41:37.000 Yeah, he's black, but he's my boy.
00:41:39.000 Yeah, but then your hatred doesn't go very deep.
00:41:42.000 In fact, it's at an irrelevant level.
00:41:46.000 Well, I would hope it doesn't go deep.
00:41:47.000 Why are you racist?
00:41:50.000 Why am I racist?
00:41:50.000 Not you.
00:41:51.000 Why is anybody?
00:41:53.000 I don't think anyone is.
00:41:54.000 I think the whole thing is a myth.
00:41:56.000 I think that, uh... That's fine.
00:42:00.000 What?
00:42:01.000 That's fine with me.
00:42:02.000 We can go with that.
00:42:05.000 Okay, let's go with that.
00:42:06.000 Thanks for coming on the show.
00:42:07.000 Alright, brother.
00:42:11.000 We're in an impasse here, Sylvia.
00:42:12.000 He says that you're lying.
00:42:15.000 Where would I get these things from?
00:42:17.000 How would I know he did it 11 years?
00:42:24.000 Oh yeah, we forgot to look in that.
00:42:30.000 Wow.
00:42:40.000 Wow, I lost vision there.
00:42:43.000 Just so you know, he has no respect for you or your beliefs.
00:42:48.000 And when you say you, you mean Maddie and I or just me?
00:42:51.000 Both of you.
00:43:00.000 Hey, you know what I wanted to cover before we get into like mailbags and stuff?
00:43:03.000 Have you seen this shit about Britney Spears that Kevin Federline put out about what a psychotic bitch she is?
00:43:10.000 She's nuts.
00:43:12.000 I follow her on Instagram.
00:43:13.000 Since he dropped Hot Ones in her.
00:43:28.000 He exposed her, quotation marks, for the horrible mother she is.
00:43:33.000 And I'm watching these, I'm ready for like, you always wanted to be me.
00:43:37.000 You'll never be a rock star.
00:43:38.000 You want to cut out mommy's heart?
00:43:40.000 Snip, snip, snip.
00:43:41.000 Fuck you, you little faggot.
00:43:44.000 You know, like my mother would do when she was drunk.
00:43:47.000 And Kevin Federline put out these videos that they all recorded of her being a mom, and I'm watching it going, yeah, this is a mom.
00:43:56.000 Being a normal mom.
00:43:58.000 And I'm also comparing it to my mom, and I assume your mom, Matty.
00:44:01.000 Oof.
00:44:03.000 She and Mike Frost married.
00:44:05.000 I told you the time I told her to fuck off.
00:44:09.000 No, I said, fuck you.
00:44:11.000 And she took a chair at my college and threw it a football field long and said, no, fuck you!
00:44:19.000 And it soared for two miles in the air as Asians that were in the extra study room went,
00:44:29.000 I remember one time she was speaking their language when it fell.
00:44:33.000 They were like, wow.
00:44:34.000 They're like, my mother's a what?
00:44:39.000 My mother was a corporal punishment boy.
00:44:42.000 Oh my god.
00:44:43.000 I remember one time she was beating me.
00:44:46.000 But I was now 14 and I had the reflexes of fucking Peter Parker.
00:44:50.000 Yeah.
00:44:51.000 So I was just like... Blocking everyone.
00:44:56.000 And then eventually after like 300 hits I just held her wrists.
00:44:59.000 Yeah.
00:44:59.000 And she goes, Ow!
00:45:00.000 You're hunting me!
00:45:02.000 My mother would hit you and hurt herself hitting you.
00:45:04.000 And then she would find something to hit you with.
00:45:07.000 So she wouldn't hurt her hand.
00:45:08.000 Yeah.
00:45:10.000 And the last thing, like how many times on this show have we sat down and went like,
00:45:14.000 Our mothers were fucking horribly abusive.
00:45:17.000 It was a nightmare of a childhood.
00:45:20.000 It wouldn't even occur to you to say.
00:45:21.000 I love her to death.
00:45:22.000 Do you remember what they told you stories about when they were kids in Scotland and went to school?
00:45:26.000 What the teachers would do?
00:45:27.000 Oh my god.
00:45:28.000 Oh yeah, they'd wallop you.
00:45:30.000 They'd give you the cane on the- They'd cut a nine-tail, the rulers, everything.
00:45:32.000 Yeah.
00:45:32.000 And if you moved, it was ten times worse.
00:45:35.000 Shit.
00:45:35.000 They got it on the knuckles with a ruler if they were left-handed.
00:45:40.000 Oh yeah.
00:45:40.000 That's the devil's work.
00:45:42.000 Like I said, my mother went to Scotland Street School.
00:45:45.000 They made it into a museum now, but they were brutal.
00:45:50.000 Brutal?
00:45:52.000 So this is supposed to be the worst mom ever, and this is a scandalous example of a mother abusing her bratty, fucking, spoiled kids.
00:46:03.000 Have you lost your fucking mind?
00:46:06.000 Have you lost your fucking mind?
00:46:08.000 I do care, but I'm shocked as fuck with you.
00:46:11.000 And I don't know what to do.
00:46:13.000 And I'm scared of you because you're weird.
00:46:15.000 I'm scared of you because you're weird.
00:46:19.000 I'm shocked.
00:46:20.000 That's her talking to her kids.
00:46:23.000 Oh yeah.
00:46:24.000 So if her kid did something normal,
00:46:26.000 Like he was drawing a picture and it was maybe the devil or something, well then she's a psycho bitch.
00:46:31.000 Let's see what he did that made her freaked out by him.
00:46:35.000 Going through puberty, I don't know what to say, but I do care more than you know.
00:46:40.000 But don't be, my little body can't handle all of that.
00:46:44.000 There's like sometimes I just don't even know what to say with you.
00:46:47.000 I was in shock and I do care.
00:46:52.000 This is my mother, sober as a judge.
00:46:54.000 That's abuse.
00:46:55.000 So that's weird.
00:46:56.000 Stop.
00:46:57.000 Whoa, what?
00:46:57.000 So he's being punished for something.
00:46:59.000 I'm about to tell you what he did.
00:47:15.000 But the other brother is like, well, he's my brother.
00:47:17.000 I'm standing up for him.
00:47:18.000 If I'm giving one of my kids shit, the other two are like, yeah, right.
00:47:23.000 Because if you chimed in, you were next.
00:47:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:26.000 I don't want to die.
00:47:28.000 So they would just be like, sucks to be you, dude.
00:47:30.000 The last thing they do is be like, why are you taking his fucking phone?
00:47:33.000 Yeah.
00:47:34.000 What are you, stupid?
00:47:36.000 You just lost your phone, motherfucker.
00:47:38.000 It's like Bender in Breakfast Club.
00:47:40.000 I got you for two weeks!
00:47:42.000 Go for another one.
00:47:43.000 You want more?
00:47:44.000 You just got another two weeks!
00:47:47.000 Usually I'm familiar with the opposite, where the other kids are like, I actually tried to stop him, Mom.
00:47:53.000 He's my brother!
00:47:57.000 Luckily my kids aren't, the pendulum hasn't swung that way either, but yeah, there's plenty of snitches out there.
00:48:02.000 Mom, I was going to tell you, but... He did it actually worse than what you saw!
00:48:05.000 He's a fucking dick, Mom!
00:48:08.000 He's wearing a size 13!
00:48:11.000 So you'll soon see why size 13 is relevant and why it's weird and why this little tiny woman She's probably five feet tall is freaked out and is grasping at straws for discipline.
00:48:22.000 So she took a phone What you gonna do beat him up if you got size 13 feet you're fucking six five Alaska weather don't you think that's a little odd?
00:48:33.000 Uh, yeah, I think your phone should be gone.
00:48:34.000 Uh, okay.
00:48:35.000 Yeah, for a very long time.
00:48:37.000 Uh, yeah, for not wearing shoes.
00:48:39.000 Yeah.
00:48:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:48:40.000 My phone's just gonna be taken away forever, because you know what, Jayden?
00:48:43.000 Mom decides to take it away for me not wearing shoes.
00:48:47.000 Jayden?
00:48:48.000 Mm-hmm?
00:48:49.000 That's hilarious.
00:48:51.000 What are these kids?
00:48:53.000 How are they talking to their mother like that?
00:48:55.000 I don't talk to a KFC cashier like that.
00:48:56.000 I told you this story where I was listening to Billy Bragginview in the car and my dad goes, turn that shite off.
00:49:00.000 And I go, hey, I was listening to that.
00:49:02.000 He goes, oh, he's an asshole.
00:49:04.000 I go, you're an asshole.
00:49:21.000 In the gravel.
00:49:25.000 I'm out.
00:49:26.000 Standing by the side of the highway.
00:49:32.000 They're back on.
00:49:33.000 I gotta cross like 60 lanes of highway.
00:49:37.000 Walk through four farmer's fields.
00:49:39.000 On the QEW.
00:49:41.000 Eventually end up at a shopping mall.
00:49:43.000 Try to figure out the maps for the buses.
00:49:46.000 And get home that fucking way.
00:49:47.000 This is pre-Uber.
00:49:52.000 These kids have no idea.
00:49:53.000 I think we've passed the part where what happened happened.
00:49:57.000 He had no shoes on.
00:49:58.000 They're in Alaska.
00:49:59.000 It's fucking freezing out.
00:50:01.000 Snow is everywhere and this galoop walks, clomps into the store through the snow, stands there with his giant fucking blue feet standing in a store and she's like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:50:15.000 You're weird.
00:50:16.000 Yeah.
00:50:17.000 I have to do some kind of punishment, because that's not bad.
00:50:21.000 It's not immoral.
00:50:23.000 You didn't rape anyone.
00:50:24.000 But walking around bare feet in the snow, it's disturbing.
00:50:28.000 It makes me think you have... And by the way, I've had mental health issues.
00:50:32.000 This is Brittany talking, not me.
00:50:33.000 And I'm worried about that with you guys.
00:50:35.000 I'm worried I passed it on.
00:50:37.000 So when you act fucking crazy and walk around
00:50:41.000 With barefoot in Alaska at midnight.
00:50:45.000 And then when my other son is being insubordinate while I'm trying to discuss how weird this is, and now I'm the bitch.
00:50:52.000 He wanted to do with two first.
00:50:55.000 No!
00:50:55.000 That's what he said.
00:50:56.000 The answer's no.
00:50:57.000 Yeah.
00:50:58.000 You cannot be barefoot in Alaska.
00:51:01.000 In the winter.
00:51:02.000 You cannot be naked and afraid when we go to 7-Eleven to get Slurpees.
00:51:08.000 In that age, you should know better.
00:51:10.000 You're not a boy, but you're not yet a man.
00:51:14.000 Yeah, this is an example, and it's funny seeing, because he put it out there, and you can tell what class of person someone is, or at least what class they grew up in by the reactions, because the upper class, middle class people are like, that's fucking insane, what a bitch.
00:51:28.000 And then everyone below 50 grand a year is like, what?
00:51:34.000 They're lucky they got away with this.
00:51:37.000 I would have had my tan hided to death.
00:51:40.000 It wouldn't have been so much for wearing those shoes, it would have been for talking back.
00:51:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:45.000 Well, keep going, because it gets more talky-backy.
00:51:51.000 You just care about yourself because you won't let us speak one word anymore.
00:51:54.000 You won't let us go anywhere we want to go.
00:51:56.000 I want to hear what you have to say.
00:51:57.000 I'm listening.
00:51:58.000 Well, I forget because you interrupt me and then I forgot what I'm going to say.
00:52:02.000 You hear that?
00:52:02.000 What a bitch.
00:52:03.000 You don't let me say, you don't let us get one word in.
00:52:06.000 Okay, what do you have to say?
00:52:07.000 I forgot.
00:52:07.000 I'll have none of your shit done.
00:52:08.000 Because you're a bitch mom and you make me forget what I was going to say.
00:52:12.000 Anyway, I want to be barefoot at 7-Eleven.
00:52:14.000 Kids do not have rights.
00:52:15.000 Sorry.
00:52:16.000 Sorry, I always say this to my kids.
00:52:18.000 It's not a democracy, it's a benevolent dictatorship.
00:52:20.000 You make it less benevolent every time you open that fucking yap of yours!
00:52:25.000 Is that what you're doing?
00:52:25.000 Skate?
00:52:26.000 No, I don't know how and I didn't want to go to that place.
00:52:28.000 Wait, what are you saying?
00:52:30.000 That's how life is.
00:52:31.000 Do you want to skate?
00:52:32.000 Is that what you're doing?
00:52:33.000 No, I don't know how and I didn't want to go to that place and would never agree to it.
00:52:37.000 I mean, ice skating, baby, is easier than roller skating.
00:52:40.000 Baby.
00:52:43.000 So here she's talking about how he didn't want to try ice skating because he thinks it's too hard and she's like it's actually not harder than roller skating.
00:52:51.000 Roller skating, one of them is easier.
00:52:53.000 She's trying to help him try out a thing that he doesn't want to try out.
00:52:56.000 That fucking bitch.
00:52:57.000 She's making it fun again to be like, hey, let's get over this.
00:53:00.000 Is this the same clip?
00:53:00.000 Free Britney.
00:53:01.000 Yeah.
00:53:02.000 Yeah.
00:53:02.000 So she's already over the insubordination and the barefoot thing, and she's trying to smooth it over, which I think is way too nice.
00:53:08.000 She's doing great.
00:53:09.000 This is great mom stuff.
00:53:11.000 I think it's too nice.
00:53:12.000 Yeah.
00:53:13.000 This is my problem with it.
00:53:14.000 Hit him, baby, one more time.
00:53:15.000 That is smooth on ice.
00:53:20.000 Ice is like smooth like your skateboard.
00:53:22.000 Actually, skateboarding is way...
00:53:26.000 What a chill ass mom.
00:53:28.000 She maybe has a bit of a wine buzz there, maybe.
00:53:30.000 But like, I've seen wine buzzes on my mom that could be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
00:53:36.000 There would have been no ice skating.
00:53:38.000 We would have been in the car, turned around, going back home.
00:53:41.000 Oh, I'd have no feet.
00:53:42.000 And then the brutality would have started.
00:53:45.000 I'd get, you want bare feet at 7-Eleven?
00:53:48.000 Here we go!
00:53:49.000 Don't make me throw all your shoes away.
00:53:52.000 She would leave my bare feet that she cut off at 7-Eleven and then I'd have stubs for the rest of my life.
00:54:00.000 What's the other one though?
00:54:04.000 I love how...
00:54:06.000 The news, these, not that this is the news, but you know what I mean?
00:54:10.000 When there's a pop culture item, it ends up saying so much about the people taking it in.
00:54:15.000 And that's not, that wasn't the goal.
00:54:17.000 This was supposed to make you go, what a scandalous bitch.
00:54:20.000 And now we're like, what's the matter with America?
00:54:22.000 That was a California beating we just saw right there.
00:54:26.000 Oh, this is a good one.
00:54:27.000 I like this one.
00:54:28.000 I'm glad you...
00:54:29.000 By the way, they just cut out all the escalation.
00:54:31.000 All the back talk that would cause her to have this volume.
00:54:33.000 We don't know why she's there.
00:54:34.000 Alright.
00:54:52.000 And all you tell me, no, it's fine, it's fine.
00:54:55.000 No, it's not fine.
00:54:56.000 You all better start respecting me.
00:55:00.000 Yeah.
00:55:00.000 Are we clear?
00:55:02.000 And when Robin calls and you're all, you're all, even Robin's a fucking kid.
00:55:06.000 She goes, what have you been doing to your kids?
00:55:09.000 You're all, you all need to start treating me like a woman with worth.
00:55:14.000 I am a woman.
00:55:15.000 Okay.
00:55:16.000 Be nice to me.
00:55:17.000 Do you understand?
00:55:18.000 Yeah.
00:55:21.000 Yeah, she is.
00:55:23.000 That's a Southern mom.
00:55:24.000 Yeah, I felt like going.
00:55:26.000 Yeah, I understand.
00:55:27.000 Yes.
00:55:28.000 She's in his room.
00:55:30.000 They go, your boobs poking out or some shit.
00:55:32.000 Like, sorry, I'm not wearing a gown when I come into your room late at night, but he's got coarse skin.
00:55:37.000 So she has lotion for his face.
00:55:40.000 Oh.
00:55:42.000 There's nothing wrong with any of that.
00:55:44.000 Free Britney.
00:55:45.000 She's free now.
00:55:47.000 No more conservatorship.
00:55:48.000 Yes.
00:55:49.000 Thank God.
00:55:51.000 God bless her cotton socks.
00:55:52.000 Britney is free, guys.
00:55:54.000 She is a woman.
00:55:55.000 That's right.
00:55:56.000 Respect her.
00:55:57.000 And be nicer.
00:55:57.000 Yeah, you can tell that they double team her.
00:55:59.000 They just dogpile on her.
00:56:03.000 See, that Kevin Federline is just sitting there smoking Britney's weed.
00:56:07.000 He's like, your mom's a fucking bitch, dude.
00:56:09.000 Getting fatter and fatter.
00:56:11.000 He's a fucking backup dancer that she boned backstage and he dropped some loads in her.
00:56:16.000 He's like, this weed sucks, by the way.
00:56:19.000 What a bitch.
00:56:21.000 Look at, what the fuck is that?
00:56:22.000 Your mom's a bitch.
00:56:23.000 What is that?
00:56:24.000 I don't have a double chin.
00:56:25.000 I have a beard and then a neck and a weird line.
00:56:32.000 Damn.
00:56:33.000 Poor girl.
00:56:34.000 But she's, she puts out like a daily dance video on Instagram.
00:56:39.000 Oh.
00:56:40.000 Is she damaged now?
00:56:42.000 Like, I'm, I, let me be clear.
00:56:45.000 I'm not necessarily advocating everything that Britney Spears has ever done.
00:56:48.000 No.
00:56:49.000 I have not, I don't keep abreast of her.
00:56:51.000 Me neither.
00:56:51.000 But, uh, those examples are fucking ridiculous.
00:56:55.000 And if you think that is child abuse, then you are a spoiled fucking brat.
00:57:01.000 There you go.
00:57:04.000 Damn, this is the daily.
00:57:08.000 Look at the jump cuts.
00:57:19.000 Okay, that is fucking weird.
00:57:21.000 Yeah, she's weirdo.
00:57:24.000 She had one like the garage gym.
00:57:25.000 There it is.
00:57:26.000 She was the OG pop star hottie though.
00:57:30.000 Can't take that away.
00:57:31.000 No, that's pretty impressive.
00:57:33.000 That's the garage gym.
00:57:34.000 That's a sweaty crotch, sorry.
00:57:36.000 Yeah.
00:57:38.000 That looks like me after boxing.
00:57:40.000 I would like to dry that out with my facial blow dryer.
00:57:44.000 Yeah.
00:57:46.000 My mustache could take in some of that moisture.
00:57:48.000 You just go... No, I would go... Oh, you would zamboni it?
00:57:59.000 Sylvia, did you ever disrespect your mom?
00:58:02.000 My mother?
00:58:03.000 I didn't get along with her.
00:58:05.000 Did you ever say, fuck you mom?
00:58:08.000 No, I never said that to her.
00:58:10.000 Never.
00:58:11.000 I just kind of ignored her.
00:58:13.000 It's like Slick Rick says, don't be a dumb dummy and disrespect your mommy.
00:58:18.000 Yep, true.
00:58:19.000 Slick Rick the ruler.
00:58:21.000 Slick Ricky D, MC Ricky D the ruler.
00:58:26.000 Uh, alright, let's open up the phones.
00:58:28.000 Yes.
00:58:29.000 Take a couple calls.
00:58:31.000 Of course.
00:58:32.000 And then, uh, fuckin'... God, we got a million people sending in emails about Britney.
00:58:39.000 One million people!
00:58:41.000 Holy crap.
00:58:42.000 I checked.
00:58:43.000 I cleaned out the mail bag at like noon today.
00:58:47.000 And it is bursting at the seams.
00:58:50.000 Should we put a little bump?
00:58:51.000 Which bump?
00:58:52.000 Thanks for calling?
00:58:53.000 Let's do... Ryan, shut up.
00:58:55.000 You don't have a dad.
00:58:57.000 The old mail baggage.
00:58:58.000 Righty then.
00:59:00.000 Oops.
00:59:01.000 Whoopsie.
00:59:02.000 That's not... Holy fuck, there's a hundred.
00:59:06.000 They're on fire tonight.
00:59:08.000 I guess they think they're gonna get red if they do.
00:59:12.000 Let me touch it.
00:59:22.000 Alright, uh, this guy emails us about a hundred times a day.
00:59:26.000 Does his name start with a J?
00:59:28.000 Yes.
00:59:28.000 Okay.
00:59:31.000 Gavin Maddy.
00:59:32.000 Somehow Ryan's mom is not mentioning this, probably because she abandoned you shortly after your dad did.
00:59:38.000 That is not true.
00:59:39.000 Well, 14 years after your dad.
00:59:40.000 That is also not true.
00:59:43.000 She moved, gave me the option to move with her to Lake Carmel, and I did not want to because I was in high school.
00:59:48.000 But she was very close, and I mean, I don't need my mom or you around.
00:59:52.000 Usually the kids don't get an option.
00:59:54.000 Yeah, I got the option.
00:59:55.000 You're abandoned.
00:59:55.000 See, why did I read that?
00:59:57.000 Why am I reading letters that... Um...
01:00:16.000 Hey Gab Man and Fag Boy, I've been seeing this hot chick for a few months.
01:00:20.000 She's cool as shit and I'm into her for a lot of reasons, but she used to be fat.
01:00:24.000 Like over 200 pounds fat.
01:00:26.000 Are you listening to this, Sylvia?
01:00:27.000 Yeah, I'm listening.
01:00:28.000 She was fat most of her life until around a year ago and she has some obese family members.
01:00:35.000 If things progress between us, how concerned should I be about her getting too comfortable and blowing up again?
01:00:41.000 How could I try to prevent that or address if she starts to plump up?
01:00:47.000 But she's my lover girl.
01:00:49.000 My lover girl.
01:00:50.000 And she never gonna bump up.
01:00:51.000 Cause she's my lover girl.
01:00:52.000 Well obviously she had a concern about her image.
01:00:53.000 And I love her when you bump up.
01:00:54.000 It's a Tipper Iris song.
01:00:55.000 And lost all the weight.
01:00:58.000 If you allow me one other thing, this chick is into the Red Scare podcast, you know about it, do you have any thoughts?
01:01:03.000 It's geared towards young broads and fags who are making conservative ideas like Catholicism and Alex Jones cool to that young crowd.
01:01:09.000 They're a godsend for dudes like me who get bonus for artistic hip broads, but can't always bring myself to lie about what I think.
01:01:15.000 Uh, this is a coin toss.
01:01:21.000 The odds are one in two she gets fat again.
01:01:23.000 Yeah.
01:01:26.000 I would say if that's a deal breaker for you, like you're super anti-fat, don't risk it.
01:01:30.000 One and two are not great odds.
01:01:31.000 But, I don't know.
01:01:33.000 But it's obviously now, at this point in time in her life, that she's conscious about her image and weight.
01:01:38.000 If she's lost all the weight.
01:01:40.000 Yeah, Matty's fat.
01:01:41.000 I still love him.
01:01:43.000 I'm husky.
01:01:45.000 I'm big boned.
01:01:47.000 Matty's big boned.
01:01:50.000 This is ancient news, but I'll read it anyway.
01:01:52.000 I recently graduated from HBCU.
01:01:55.000 Historically Black College or University.
01:01:58.000 I hate to sound racist, but I'm... Oh, wait a minute.
01:02:00.000 We didn't ask Sylvia.
01:02:01.000 Sylvia, what do you think of that guy?
01:02:04.000 His girlfriend used to be fat.
01:02:07.000 He's worried she's gonna get fat again.
01:02:08.000 You gotta hold the mic to your mouth a little more.
01:02:14.000 No, even closer.
01:02:16.000 You gotta really like blow it.
01:02:17.000 I know you Jews don't like blowing.
01:02:19.000 If he really cares about her, her weight should never be an issue.
01:02:23.000 You gotta, when you love someone, you gotta accept them the way they are, not the way you want them to be.
01:02:30.000 There we go.
01:02:31.000 The voice of reason.
01:02:34.000 I don't know historically black colleges well, but I'm willing to guess that the level of education is a fucking joke.
01:02:42.000 And I remember Naomi Schaefer Riley, she was fired from an academic journal for analyzing a bunch of black PhDs.
01:02:49.000 And she goes, her husband's black, by the way, Jason Reilly, so I guess she thought she could get away with it.
01:02:54.000 But she's like, every fucking PhD is about racism and oppression and how horrible it's been for that person and slavery.
01:03:01.000 Like, can't they do one PhD on the Great Depression or the Civil War or something?
01:03:08.000 Speaking of the Civil War by the way when I was in the south I'm watching a documentary in the hotel about the Civil War and All the white guys are like well the problem with the Battle of Gettysburg was it was on a hill So they had to shoot down and that was their kind of contribution That's not an actual thing, but you know what I mean, and then every time a black guy came on He was like
01:03:29.000 They, the white soldiers, hated the black soldiers, even though they were on the same team, because they were all racists.
01:03:37.000 And you're like, okay, that might even be true, I don't fucking know, but... Can a black historian just be a black historian?
01:03:44.000 Just be a historian.
01:03:45.000 Yeah.
01:03:46.000 Why does your angle always... Why do you always have to be the black fucking guy?
01:03:50.000 Tell me about, like, the quality of food back then, or their shirts.
01:03:54.000 The cotton was really stiff, it was really painful, they got hot, some of them died of heat exhaustion.
01:03:59.000 No, it's gotta be slavery!
01:04:00.000 So I'm guessing that black colleges are the same.
01:04:04.000 It's just fucking... Let me take this history of oranges and make it all about slaves picking oranges and racist orange eaters.
01:04:17.000 Someone's sending us a Spotify link, like we all can get onto Spotify.
01:04:23.000 Our daughters... My daughter uses my Spotify account, so every time you send me a Spotify link, I can't open it.
01:04:29.000 I got it here.
01:04:29.000 It's this one.
01:04:31.000 Did you know some men blow dry their toes?
01:04:35.000 Well, this guy sent this a few times.
01:04:37.000 But there's no clip.
01:04:39.000 He should... I'm just supposed to listen to that for an hour?
01:04:42.000 It's only an hour and 23.
01:04:43.000 Yeah, let's sit here for an hour and 23 minutes, you fucking idiot.
01:04:47.000 Did you know some men blow dry their toes?
01:04:52.000 So that's, that was a hundred dollar one, so we'll read it.
01:04:55.000 But what is he bringing that for?
01:04:56.000 This guy sent this email about ten times, by the way.
01:04:59.000 He says that, um, Ryan, you've gotten better over the years, but you should still try your best.
01:05:04.000 Okay.
01:05:04.000 Thanks, shithead.
01:05:06.000 You're lucky you spent a hundred bucks.
01:05:08.000 So this, uh, the girl's Instagram post is causing a lot of controversy, uh, because she took nude photos on campus.
01:05:19.000 The caption really makes the photo.
01:05:20.000 Also, she made a follow-up post to address the thousands of quote-unquote haters in the comments.
01:05:26.000 A lot of people want her degree taken away.
01:05:28.000 What?
01:05:29.000 Bullshit.
01:05:32.000 So, that's a picture she did.
01:05:35.000 What's this?
01:05:36.000 Turn it up.
01:05:37.000 I've been dressed to suit me.
01:05:39.000 But other than that, you have made me proud.
01:05:42.000 I'm proud of you, really.
01:05:46.000 Thank you so much.
01:05:47.000 We're very, very proud of you.
01:05:50.000 Aw, thank you so much.
01:05:53.000 Well, I'm so proud of you.
01:05:55.000 So proud of you for being a dumb whore.
01:05:58.000 I ain't never heard you say that was, uh, passes down a deep, deep, a deep, deep, a deep, I'm just happy for you.
01:06:07.000 Deep bop, a deep bop, a deep bop.
01:06:10.000 This guy says the audio was out for the entire episode until the end of the hot sauce ad.
01:06:16.000 So no intro, nothing.
01:06:19.000 Somebody, tech-wise, said after we introduce Maddie, right after that point.
01:06:25.000 Okay.
01:06:27.000 Gavin's either too cheap to buy better equipment or Ryan is fucking up.
01:06:32.000 Could be somewhere in between.
01:06:37.000 Someone wants to see behind the scenes.
01:06:39.000 That's boring.
01:06:41.000 Someone finds Brooke Goldstein attractive.
01:06:43.000 That's nice.
01:06:46.000 Alright, I'm no longer reading letters.
01:06:49.000 We got lots of calls.
01:06:50.000 Yeah, let's take some calls.
01:06:52.000 I get annoyed when I see shitty emails.
01:06:54.000 We got $100.
01:06:55.000 Would you rather Britney Spears crazy ass in her prime or Demi Lovato's crazy ass?
01:07:03.000 I have a disappointing answer to this.
01:07:05.000 It's Demi Lovato.
01:07:06.000 Even though I know Britney Spears is a higher quality person, but I'm into brunettes over blondes, so I'm giving you an answer that you should be disappointed in.
01:07:17.000 I'd say Britney, because Demi Lovato doesn't know if she's a woman or not.
01:07:21.000 That's true.
01:07:21.000 Yeah, what if she switches it up?
01:07:22.000 They're both nuts, in a way.
01:07:25.000 Yeah.
01:07:26.000 Although, Demi's back.
01:07:28.000 Yeah, she just changed her pronouns again.
01:07:30.000 Wait, from she-her?
01:07:32.000 Back to she-her.
01:07:33.000 Alright, so she's back.
01:07:35.000 We had a rocky road there with some they-thems.
01:07:37.000 They are back.
01:07:38.000 For about a year.
01:07:39.000 For now.
01:07:39.000 What did she say?
01:07:39.000 She was pansexual or some shit?
01:07:42.000 Oh Jesus.
01:07:43.000 Pansexual.
01:07:43.000 Does that mean I come home and you're fucking some dude?
01:07:48.000 That's a no.
01:07:49.000 Mic's on, fellas.
01:07:50.000 Mic's on.
01:07:51.000 Oh, sorry.
01:07:52.000 Mic's on.
01:07:53.000 And we got, speaking of mic, we don't have mic online.
01:07:56.000 We have 360.
01:07:58.000 Go ahead there, 360.
01:08:01.000 What's up, 360?
01:08:03.000 Hey, Gavin, Matty, Ryguy.
01:08:06.000 What's happening?
01:08:09.000 Hey, what's up?
01:08:10.000 Hey, long time listener, first time caller, brother.
01:08:13.000 Let's see here, calling from Washington, Seattle.
01:08:18.000 Okay, let's get to the point.
01:08:25.000 Sylvia, what do you think of this call so far?
01:08:29.000 I find it fascinating.
01:08:31.000 What do you guys think of the Fundamental Attribution Era?
01:08:36.000 The Fundamental Attribution Era?
01:08:38.000 I think it's awesome.
01:08:40.000 Kinda epic.
01:08:42.000 Kinda epic.
01:08:43.000 It is awesome.
01:08:45.000 So you know what that is, the fundamental attribution error?
01:09:01.000 I'm just guessing here.
01:09:05.000 What people do is they have a tendency to attribute other people's behavior to that other person's personality.
01:09:13.000 They have a tendency to attribute their own behavior to circumstantial factors.
01:09:19.000 Circumstances.
01:09:20.000 So it's like a hypocrisy, you know.
01:09:26.000 So I know you guys don't necessarily get real philosophical there, but I appreciate your level-headedness and it's good to talk to you.
01:09:34.000 So wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:09:36.000 Give us an example.
01:09:37.000 So I say like, Britney Spears is nuts because she's a crazy bitch.
01:09:42.000 And then when I do something crazy, I go, well, that's because I was beaten as a child.
01:09:47.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:09:50.000 Or white people attack us because they're racist and then we attack people because we're hurt.
01:09:54.000 We tend to think about personality when we're judging other people and we tend to think about circumstances when we're judging ourselves.
01:10:03.000 So where do you stand with nature or nurture?
01:10:07.000 What percentage of our personalities are nature and what percentage is nurture?
01:10:12.000 Oh boy, that's a good question, you know.
01:10:14.000 Hey, that's the $6,000 question, you know.
01:10:19.000 The answer is 95-5, nature over nurture.
01:10:24.000 Okay, yeah.
01:10:25.000 I would go for that, you know, maybe.
01:10:27.000 Alright, bye.
01:10:28.000 Thanks for calling.
01:10:29.000 Thanks for calling.
01:10:31.000 I've got a Sylvia question here.
01:10:32.000 I don't know if you're interested, but...
01:10:35.000 Sylvia, please share her makeup routine.
01:10:37.000 Who's her blush guy?
01:10:39.000 What's her lipstick cue?
01:10:39.000 I think nurturing is very important.
01:10:44.000 And whoever receives the nurturing is okay, too.
01:10:48.000 That's the makeup routine, folks.
01:10:50.000 It revolves and evolves.
01:10:52.000 It works both ways.
01:10:54.000 It revolves and evolves.
01:10:57.000 Yes.
01:10:58.000 Cyclic.
01:11:00.000 So Sephora, take note.
01:11:02.000 Yeah.
01:11:04.000 Can you guys hear me?
01:11:05.000 Yeah, we can hear you.
01:11:06.000 Yeah.
01:11:06.000 All right.
01:11:07.000 I always feel like I'm getting a direct line and question to Jesus Christ himself when I'm on here.
01:11:12.000 Like I'm going to fumble the bat.
01:11:15.000 But anyway, Gavin, so I hear you talk a lot about guys getting married early.
01:11:22.000 But man, I'm 21 years old.
01:11:24.000 I'd say I'm maybe like a seven and a half, eight, six foot two.
01:11:27.000 Man, women, at least I live in Southern California, it's bad, man.
01:11:32.000 Like, I understand where you're coming from, and I think you're 95% right on how men need to approach young women, but there's something that you don't know about these women, man.
01:11:42.000 They are so slutty.
01:11:43.000 They are so low quality.
01:11:45.000 I just, like, I'm giving up at this point, man.
01:11:49.000 Like, your mind would be blown if you got to experience the utter
01:11:56.000 I don't know what the word is for it.
01:11:58.000 Depravity.
01:11:59.000 I think, dude, it's just fucking a nightmare.
01:12:02.000 And it's like, these women, and here's the problem, Gavin, and I think you'll agree with this, is that back in the day, people didn't have access to every fucking woman they want.
01:12:12.000 Women go on social media, there's a 7, an 8, a 9, not a 10, a 10, fucking the 2% that women always want, that are ready to fuck them.
01:12:20.000 Guys, 7 and 8, dude, it's just...
01:12:23.000 The imbalance is making men angry, and I think you've heard of Andrew Tate, and 25% of what he says is complete bullshit, but he is here because men are getting sick of this feminist bullshit, and the skill always turns.
01:12:38.000 Isaac Newton's general law is that there's always an equal or greater reaction, and the greater reaction is this fucking asshole, who the majority of what he says is right, but
01:12:49.000 I mean, that's why I listen to you, because you're just an upgrade on him.
01:12:51.000 You're fucking Jesus Christ himself, Doug.
01:12:54.000 Hell yeah, man.
01:12:55.000 That's why I have to send.
01:12:58.000 All right.
01:12:58.000 Thanks for calling.
01:13:00.000 I can imagine it's pretty rough.
01:13:02.000 We just have some breaking news here that's not good for us.
01:13:08.000 I just sent you the link, Ryan.
01:13:11.000 I'm sure it is tough out there.
01:13:12.000 And I guess what I was saying too with the young men dating is if you get the one and you're like, well, I'm too young, then you should ignore that instinct and just fucking marry her.
01:13:22.000 If, however, you're drowning in sluts and none of them are worthy, obviously don't be desperately throwing a wedding ring around.
01:13:31.000 So this is a guy who attacked the FBI.
01:13:34.000 He's been linked to the Proud Boys, according to Daily Mail.
01:13:37.000 I got an email or a text from a Proud Boy in Ohio saying, just so you know, we don't know this dude.
01:13:42.000 And I was like, why are you saying that?
01:13:45.000 Is he linked to Proud Boys?
01:13:46.000 And he goes,
01:13:46.000 No, but I know that you're always paranoid about that.
01:13:49.000 But here it says Schiffer attended the January 6th Capitol riot and had ties to extremist groups, including the Proud Boys.
01:13:57.000 Ties?
01:13:58.000 Oy vey.
01:13:59.000 Like what?
01:13:59.000 Liking a post or something?
01:14:00.000 What the fuck does ties mean?
01:14:03.000 He has ties to the Proud Boys, it says in the belly of the article.
01:14:09.000 Then there's a whole thing about the Proud Boys.
01:14:12.000 Who they are.
01:14:14.000 Vice Media co-founder Gavin McInnis.
01:14:16.000 We're now doing me news.
01:14:18.000 Started the all male proud boys blah blah blah.
01:14:21.000 Politically incorrect men's club.
01:14:24.000 Group that overtly espouse racist and anti-semitic views.
01:14:30.000 According to someone.
01:14:32.000 Fuck me.
01:14:35.000 Wait.
01:14:36.000 A politically incorrect men's club for Western chauvinists and deny affiliations with far-right extremist groups that overtly espouse racist and semitic views.
01:14:45.000 The Alabama-based Southern Impoverished Law Center called them a hate group, saying its members often spread outright bigotry and anti-Muslim.
01:14:53.000 Yes.
01:14:54.000 And misogynist rhetoric.
01:14:55.000 Yes.
01:14:57.000 So you've been in a photo with bad men.
01:15:13.000 The current leader, Enrique Tarrio, marched in Charlottesville.
01:15:15.000 That's not true.
01:15:17.000 They've been involved in a series of high-profile violent clashes in New York City.
01:15:21.000 In October 2018, police arrested several Proud Boys members who brawled with anti-fascist protesters.
01:15:28.000 You always know where they come from when they say anti-fascist instead of Antifa.
01:15:32.000 Siege?
01:15:55.000 Here we go.
01:15:55.000 In another tweet, he referenced his affiliation with the Proud Boys, an all-male far-right extremist group involved in a series of high-profile violent clashes and political events.
01:16:06.000 And here we have... Oh, the packing!
01:16:08.000 The packing could be here.
01:16:10.000 Schiffer posted last May.
01:16:12.000 Save ammunition.
01:16:14.000 Get in touch with the Proud Boys and learn how they did it in the Revolutionary War.
01:16:18.000 Because submitting to tyranny while lawfully protesting was never the American way.
01:16:25.000 So, so far, the only solid affiliation is get in touch with the Proud Boys.
01:16:32.000 And we're done.
01:16:32.000 You guys were around in the Revolutionary War?
01:16:34.000 Yeah.
01:16:36.000 Wow.
01:16:36.000 That's a pretty long-standing group of men you got there.
01:16:40.000 Thanks for noticing.
01:16:42.000 It's the first men's club that was invented in a time machine.
01:16:46.000 Yeah.
01:16:48.000 So of course it's a fucking chick behind this, Natasha Anderson.
01:16:53.000 So this guy says, get in touch with the Proud Boys, and now he's affiliated with the Proud Boys.
01:17:00.000 Because he mentioned the group's name.
01:17:02.000 Oh.
01:17:02.000 Yeah.
01:17:04.000 Let's look at this bitch.
01:17:05.000 I need to see who she is.
01:17:06.000 Journalism at its best.
01:17:08.000 Yeah, they always look like this.
01:17:12.000 They're always like 22 year old sex in the city chicks.
01:17:20.000 Natasha Anderson.
01:17:21.000 She's a child.
01:17:22.000 She's a babysitter.
01:17:24.000 No world experience whatsoever.
01:17:26.000 US online reporter for DailyMail.com.
01:17:33.000 Like, these women use white nationalists and Proud Boys just to mean, like, boys who didn't fuck me in high school.
01:17:41.000 And I'm glad they didn't, because I'm doing great on my own!
01:17:45.000 No, there's a better picture on her LinkedIn, Ryan.
01:17:51.000 You don't have to be on LinkedIn.
01:17:54.000 Anyway, that was a good way to end it.
01:17:56.000 We're going to keep going with calls and the Super Chats.
01:18:00.000 And you also talk about, Ryan, how to get on the live chat on the site.
01:18:06.000 Is that only for subscribers?
01:18:08.000 It should be.
01:18:09.000 The page?
01:18:10.000 Yeah.
01:18:12.000 Yeah, there she is.
01:18:13.000 She kind of looks like a weird thumb.
01:18:15.000 Hi.
01:18:17.000 Remember those oranges when they used to put the eyes and the mouth in the orange?
01:18:20.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:18:21.000 He's in the Proud Boys.
01:18:23.000 He said, contact your local Proud Boys.
01:18:26.000 And then there's a giant, a giant part of the article is this sidebar explaining the Proud Boys.
01:18:33.000 And by the way, when they say denies anti-Semitism and racism, they put that in so I can't sue them.
01:18:40.000 It's a little trick.
01:18:43.000 But the general message still gets through where you go, those guys sound like Nazis.
01:18:48.000 Or they'll say, Proud Boys and other white supremacist groups.
01:18:52.000 You can't sue for that.
01:18:54.000 Proud Boys, you could say, uh, the Mets and other MLB teams.
01:19:01.000 No, wait, that doesn't work.
01:19:02.000 You could say the Mets and other sports.
01:19:04.000 No, that doesn't work.
01:19:07.000 There's a way where they go, the Proud Boys and other white supremacist groups and the white supremacist sticks to the other and not the first guys.
01:19:17.000 Is that possible?
01:19:18.000 Anyway, that's the problem with this shit.
01:19:20.000 The media is embroiled in semantics, and you have to parse through these wordplay games to catch them fucking up, because the only way you can sue is when they make a clerical error.
01:19:32.000 But if you say, white nationalists want you to work out and get in shape, an obsession the Proud Boys are happy to support.
01:19:42.000 And you're like, well, wait a minute, that's technically true, but I don't like the way that comes out.
01:19:49.000 Can't sue for the way that comes out.
01:19:51.000 Anyway!
01:19:53.000 We are now closing down the free section of the show.
01:19:57.000 Thanks, Silk City Hot Sauce.
01:19:59.000 Thanks, Shell Shock CBD.
01:20:02.000 And we'll be back free next week on Thursday.
01:20:07.000 I don't think that's enough for you, though.
01:20:09.000 This is like, we were very generous today.
01:20:12.000 It's an hour and a half we gave you free.
01:20:13.000 We usually do half an hour.
01:20:16.000 If you subscribe to Censored.TV, you get more than you can handle.
01:20:19.000 We got Anthony Comey on the network every Wednesday.
01:20:22.000 That's a wild ride, and it is unlimited honest news that is totally unbiased and funny.
01:20:31.000 The problem with the right, I find, is great guys, Daily Wire, I love.
01:20:36.000 I listen to Michael Knowles and Ben Shapiro when I'm driving around in my old-fashioned car that only has the radio.
01:20:44.000 I love Chris Plant on Talk New York.
01:20:47.000 Great dudes.
01:20:47.000 I need more humor from the right.
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01:20:52.000 We joke around.
01:20:53.000 We riff.
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01:20:58.000 You don't see that anywhere else.
01:20:59.000 So give it a whirl and you won't regret it.
01:21:02.000 So without further to do, and please stop sending me emails saying I got that colloquialism wrong.
01:21:07.000 I'm aware of that.
01:21:09.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:21:21.000 That was a great show yesterday.
01:21:23.000 You and Anthony.
01:21:40.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.
01:21:46.000 Violent protest over a speaker on campus here.
01:21:49.000 Fuck you, Normie.
01:21:50.000 He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
01:21:53.000 He's the co-founder of Vice.
01:21:54.000 Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.
01:22:00.000 Serious XF pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week.
01:22:03.000 You got big fucking tits.
01:22:06.000 See crazy shit, man, crazy shit.
01:22:09.000 I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.
01:22:12.000 You shouldn't do it.
01:22:13.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
01:22:17.000 This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.
01:22:24.000 No more... Filthy... You... They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.