Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #164

00:01:39.000 And it's the same beat, right?

00:01:41.000 Yes, the whole time through And it's based on a really old beat but uh what the fuck what the fuck Maddie what was that beat that uh that Biggie Smalls did this is based on Maddie?

00:02:00.000 He knows hip-hop So he didn't mention it earlier you just thought like Maddie will know yeah wait your mic is mics Ryan gets dumber every day Yo Batty what's that beat that the Biggie Smiles took in in 1990?

00:02:27.000 He knows like all the rappers in this That doesn't mean he knows all the beats and he doesn't know all the rappers in this Hey, we've got no audio here.

00:02:40.000 It's already a terrible show.

00:02:42.000 You look ridiculous.

00:02:46.000 You look like a gay workout assistant.

00:02:50.000 So it's just guys showcasing their terrible poetry.

00:02:58.000 Isn't it weird that rap is guys doing poetry who don't read?

00:03:02.000 It's like watching people play air guitar.

00:03:08.000 You're watching someone pretend to know a thing that's not really their forte revolutionary philosopher with supermacy 40 rappers in this song They all say the same thing mostly now my screen's black.

00:03:36.000 Oh, there we go Check it again Mike it's always about it's always about me too.

00:03:42.000 I'm a survivor me me me I didn't ask you about you shouldn't you have been doing a test before we started the show All right, So we have no Matty.

00:04:05.000 We'll just have him here.

00:04:06.000 The good news is he's gorgeous.

00:04:08.000 So we'll just have him here for aesthetics.

00:04:10.000 I'm not going to turn this song off.

00:04:12.000 I want it to go for 40 minutes.

00:04:15.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the most popular mime in New Rochelle, Matty O'Dell.

00:04:24.000 Man, he never talks.

00:04:27.000 He took a vow of silence several years ago.

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00:06:32.000 I think that might Oh Wait Wait, what's happening?

00:06:40.000 Ryan's learning so much about his job right now, live.

00:06:43.000 Well, I've never dealt with the power outage things that have been going on.

00:06:48.000 It's possible it blew it.

00:06:50.000 Because that I think is a phantom-powered mic.

00:06:54.000 And so it's possible it got overloaded and blue.

00:06:56.000 So we can plug it into the...

00:07:03.000 Okay, I hate your theory.

00:07:04.000 I think it's retarded.

00:07:05.000 Hello?

00:07:06.000 Yes.

00:07:08.000 This one works?

00:07:09.000 Okay.

00:07:11.000 The mic blew from the power outage.

00:07:13.000 No one was using it.

00:07:14.000 It's just sitting there.

00:07:18.000 Dying from power.

00:07:24.000 Oh, wait.

00:07:25.000 There's a fast rapper talking.

00:07:26.000 Who's that?

00:07:28.000 Oh, I remember him.

00:07:43.000 I think it really came out in the early 90s.

00:07:45.000 And it was kind of a joke.

00:07:47.000 It's like a dumb gimmick.

00:07:50.000 But if you're in rap and you just stick around, eventually you're going to have credibility.

00:07:55.000 That's just the way it works.

00:07:57.000 You've been here forever.

00:07:58.000 You're in.

00:07:59.000 Hey, huh.

00:08:02.000 This guy's weird.

00:08:04.000 forward in the streets Walking any club in New York with no ID.

00:08:22.000 Is there a theme here?

00:08:23.000 Like, are they all New Yorkers?

00:08:25.000 No, no.

00:08:26.000 I'm a member man.

00:08:27.000 I kicked shooters behind.

00:08:29.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:29.000 And you know what's amazing about this song is you know how we know about it.

00:08:33.000 Ryan's mom.

00:08:35.000 Yes.

00:08:36.000 Ryan's Puerto Rican mom goes like, yo, Ryan, you gotta shut.

00:08:42.000 Motherfucker's rolling deep.

00:08:44.000 We got 40 motherfucking rappers doing they shit.

00:08:52.000 Right, Ryan?

00:08:53.000 Yeah.

00:08:55.000 She didn't say it quite like that.

00:08:58.000 Your mom's what?

00:08:59.000 My age?

00:09:01.000 I don't think so.

00:09:02.000 45?

00:09:03.000 No, she's like 60-something.

00:09:05.000 What?

00:09:06.000 Yeah.

00:09:07.000 Is she really?

00:09:08.000 I think she's 61?

00:09:11.000 61?

00:09:12.000 She had you at 30?

00:09:13.000 I think she had me when I was like, when she was 27.

00:09:16.000 That's like a Puerto Rican 82.

00:09:19.000 Yeah, yeah, she was a latecomer.

00:09:20.000 Holy shit.

00:09:23.000 So she's 60-something and she's like, Ryan, she hears this rap and she hears all these rappers and she's like, I got to text my son.

00:09:31.000 I can't believe how many rappers are crammed into this song.

00:09:34.000 Yeah.

00:09:34.000 I think maybe because I liked rap back in the Dizzy that she was like, check this out.

00:09:39.000 Got Ice Cube in there.

00:09:40.000 It's got Melly Mel.

00:09:42.000 Oh, who's that?

00:09:42.000 Is that Iced T?

00:09:43.000 That's Ice T. Turn it up.

00:09:46.000 That means you gay.

00:09:56.000 White teas and homicide.

00:09:58.000 So did he write that little rhyme for this particular jam?

00:10:02.000 Trick trick, I can't see your face.

00:10:03.000 You're a little dark.

00:10:05.000 Yeah, they don't pick up well on camera.

00:10:07.000 Rappers, I mean.

00:10:12.000 Are there 40 rappers in the world?

00:10:14.000 What was the other song?

00:10:15.000 You said there's another song that's like an hour?

00:10:19.000 How many rappers that got?

00:10:21.000 That's got 101 rappers.

00:10:26.000 Anyway, let's start the show.

00:10:27.000 Welcome, Maddie Odell.

00:10:28.000 I'm glad you finally got a mic.

00:10:30.000 Yes, you can hear me now.

00:10:31.000 It's good to be seen.

00:10:32.000 Glad to be back.

00:10:33.000 Loud and clear, actually.

00:10:34.000 Allegedly, your previous mic blew out from a power shortage we had today, which is the only thing I could think of.

00:10:40.000 I mean, I just, this is what I do.

00:10:43.000 Something new happens, I say, it's possible.

00:10:45.000 It could be the new thing that happens.

00:10:47.000 Because this is a new phenomenon.

00:10:50.000 All right.

00:10:50.000 Anyway.

00:10:51.000 Anywho.

00:10:53.000 As you know, the way things go here, we do the first part of the show for free.

00:10:57.000 I used to try to keep it to half an hour, but it usually ends up being an hour of free shit.

00:11:01.000 So you can see what you're missing.

00:11:02.000 But it's a very misleading taste because this is a very atypical show.

00:11:09.000 Usually I'm wearing a suit.

00:11:10.000 Usually we have our intro, our guest.

00:11:14.000 We have regimented sections.

00:11:15.000 We have a green screen.

00:11:16.000 We do the mailbag.

00:11:18.000 This show is nothing like those shows.

00:11:20.000 This show is a very unique show, and it is the one in five times a week we talk to the people and we hear what they have to say.

00:11:31.000 They can give me shit.

00:11:32.000 They can correct mistakes.

00:11:34.000 It's really the people show.

00:11:35.000 And it's an easy show to prepare for because it's you, the viewer, the baby monsters that are in control.

00:11:42.000 So on this show, we're going to have the live chat here.

00:11:46.000 And I'm sick of you having to make dumb graphics.

00:11:49.000 What?

00:11:50.000 I'm sick of you having to make dumb graphics for it.

00:11:52.000 So I told you like two weeks ago that this better be a live super chat.

00:11:58.000 Are we revealing super chats now or starting the show?

00:12:01.000 Because they're two different setups back here.

00:12:02.000 We don't really start the show on these shows.

00:12:05.000 Okay.

00:12:06.000 So let's reveal the super chat now.

00:12:11.000 Going to and candid.

00:12:13.000 And I said to the tech guy, I go, we have these people raising money for Max and John because we want them to have money when they get out.

00:12:20.000 We no longer need money for their appeal.

00:12:22.000 Their appeals didn't work.

00:12:23.000 If you recall, Max and John are the proud boys who got in a fight with Antifa did four fucking years.

00:12:30.000 They did a bunch of courses and classes and they got tons of early time.

00:12:33.000 That was flushed down the toilet for no reason.

00:12:36.000 So back to the full sentence, despite doing all the classes and all the shit.

00:12:41.000 And I want them to have some cash when they graduate.

00:12:47.000 So I asked the tech guy to work it out, and he said, I need to know when you started these super chats.

00:12:53.000 We realized we started the super chats at the marathon, which was December 17th of last year.

00:13:01.000 And the total, totally, total total we've raised so far is, I think, $16,754.

00:13:11.000 So they get out, I think, in January, February.

00:13:16.000 I think we can get that up to $30,000, getting $15,000 cash each.

00:13:23.000 That takes the edge off, right?

00:13:25.000 When you get out of helps, yeah.

00:13:26.000 Maddie, you've been out of prison.

00:13:28.000 Yeah.

00:13:28.000 What did you usually have?

00:13:31.000 You know, I had savings and people helped, definitely.

00:13:37.000 But you got fucked over, too.

00:13:39.000 Remember you came out and you lost that trailer?

00:13:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:42.000 I lost the last time.

00:13:43.000 Probably was taken for about 60 grand.

00:13:47.000 Oh, shit.

00:13:48.000 Was that the CBD store?

00:13:50.000 Well, part of that and personal belongings, motorcycles, trailers, stuff like that.

00:13:56.000 It's gone.

00:13:57.000 Gone.

00:13:58.000 Irretrievable.

00:13:59.000 Well, yeah.

00:14:00.000 People got order protections for like 10 years, so it's not worth my freedom.

00:14:07.000 You can't sue them or something?

00:14:10.000 No.

00:14:11.000 I'm not going to have any involvement with said individual.

00:14:16.000 What a shitbag.

00:14:18.000 Yeah.

00:14:18.000 A drug addict, I assume.

00:14:21.000 Yeah, he partied.

00:14:22.000 He did his fair share of partying.

00:14:26.000 So I thought it would be good for them to have money.

00:14:29.000 John has plans.

00:14:31.000 Thanks to this show, John has a job.

00:14:34.000 I forget the name of the company, but it's in New Hampshire, I believe, a welding company.

00:14:38.000 And like, we'll take him in.

00:14:39.000 It's amazing.

00:14:41.000 Maybe I shouldn't name the name of the company.

00:14:44.000 That's his plan.

00:14:46.000 Okay, there we go.

00:14:48.000 Beautiful.

00:14:50.000 So that total will stay the same this whole show.

00:14:56.000 And we'll re-upp it the next show.

00:15:01.000 So what you're really seeing is the total up until Thursday night at 8.

00:15:05.000 Ryan, do you see a problem with this setup that you have?

00:15:12.000 Is it too small?

00:15:14.000 No.

00:15:15.000 Okay.

00:15:18.000 Let's see.

00:15:20.000 The problems are, it could be more legible, but the most important problem is I don't know if Sammy Lowe or 44 Magnum Opus spent $1 or $1,000.

00:15:31.000 That's my B. Hold on.

00:15:33.000 Yeah.

00:15:34.000 She says MSLK has the sprinkles.

00:15:36.000 Okay.

00:15:37.000 Now we're cooking with fire.

00:15:39.000 Hot fire.

00:15:40.000 Okay.

00:15:41.000 So now, I don't want you being in control of this anymore because your tiny brain can't handle too many things.

00:15:47.000 Correct.

00:15:48.000 So this should be automated now.

00:15:50.000 Automated.

00:15:51.000 It is.

00:15:52.000 It refreshes every feature.

00:15:53.000 Hey, Maddie made the Panko chicken for the family tonight.

00:15:56.000 Use a tomato chicken bouillon.

00:15:58.000 And it turned out amazing, and everyone was a big fan.

00:16:00.000 Thanks for the easy idea.

00:16:01.000 MSLK has the sprinkles.

00:16:03.000 Can you make a background for that?

00:16:05.000 It's like white or red or something?

00:16:08.000 So it stands out?

00:16:09.000 Yeah, when you jump to Maddie, it becomes translucent.

00:16:15.000 Okay, let me see.

00:16:16.000 Like, look at that, Mess.

00:16:17.000 I'm the punchline.

00:16:18.000 Hear me roar.

00:16:19.000 Spread my cheeks.

00:16:20.000 Holy shit.

00:16:22.000 What's your favorite sport in high school?

00:16:24.000 What does that mean?

00:16:27.000 When you were in high school, what was your favorite sport to play?

00:16:30.000 I don't know.

00:16:31.000 Or when you go to a high school to visit?

00:16:33.000 I don't play.

00:16:35.000 I never played sports in high school.

00:16:36.000 I was punk.

00:16:38.000 But now, I guess I would hope it would be baseball.

00:16:42.000 Aesthetically, you've got to pull the blackout a little more here.

00:16:47.000 Well, actually, just bring it to this line.

00:16:51.000 To the halfway mark.

00:16:53.000 Josh, you are shirking your journalistic integrity by not investigating Gavin's arrest.

00:16:58.000 Is it FBI, CIA, or ATF?

00:17:01.000 Who's Josh?

00:17:02.000 Josh Denny?

00:17:03.000 I guess somebody else was doing a show.

00:17:04.000 Oh, it might have been LaCash.

00:17:06.000 Josh, call Josh Denny now.

00:17:08.000 Ask about his tweets about Gavin's arrest.

00:17:12.000 So we will do our very best to make sure we acknowledge any contribution that is $100 or more.

00:17:22.000 We can't guarantee we'll read the $5 ones.

00:17:24.000 Dude, don't be fancy with faded shit.

00:17:28.000 I'm just trying to give you that background you asked for.

00:17:31.000 So that way you could see it on his screen.

00:17:33.000 Yeah.

00:17:34.000 But without it, it would look like this.

00:17:36.000 I understand.

00:17:37.000 But don't go translucent.

00:17:40.000 You want hard?

00:17:41.000 Yes, always hard.

00:17:44.000 It would be opaque.

00:17:46.000 That looks better.

00:17:51.000 And we will also be taking calls tonight.

00:17:54.000 I think a lot of people are mad at me, so we'll be hearing their side of the story.

00:17:58.000 It's important when someone is expressing their side of the story that you give them the freedom to vent, the freedom to riot, as they would say.

00:18:08.000 Like in Vice magazine, I used to respond to all the letters, and it became kind of morally wrong.

00:18:17.000 Because these people want to say, fuck you, you fucked up.

00:18:20.000 And to be in control of the magazine and then put in the response, like, you know, fuck you, you fucked up.

00:18:26.000 You're like, it's shooting fish in a barrel.

00:18:30.000 You should give these people the chance to vent.

00:18:32.000 So we'll let people abuse me, I guess, about last week's shenanigans.

00:18:40.000 And we'll also have the letters page.

00:18:44.000 We got plenty of letters.

00:18:47.000 Actually, weeks and weeks of fun mail.

00:18:52.000 And of course, because we get so many letters, we get like hundreds a day, a lot get lost.

00:18:56.000 So what I might do tonight is just sort of type in the word Maddie.

00:19:01.000 Oh, here we go.

00:19:02.000 And see how many emails we lost about fucking motorbikes and this shit.

00:19:12.000 Woke liberals writing for the New York Times, New York Magazine, The Atlantic waste no time attacking the quote-unquote colonizer queen mere hours after her death, age 96, and hours after Twitter took down vile post mocking monarch.

00:19:27.000 She's a fucking bitch, Queen Elizabeth.

00:19:31.000 It's funny too because we're at an Irish bar usually, and our Irish buddies are very happy about her death.

00:19:39.000 So we're seeing like these black ingrates bitch about it, but we're also seeing genuine beef from the Irish.

00:19:49.000 I used to hate the queen because you're supposed to if you're into punk, but I don't know.

00:19:55.000 I saw her enemies, the people who hate her, and I was like, I like her.

00:20:00.000 She's got sass.

00:20:04.000 She's got some spunk.

00:20:06.000 She did the same job for 70 years.

00:20:08.000 Yeah.

00:20:10.000 Got paid lovely, too.

00:20:11.000 What?

00:20:12.000 Got paid lovely.

00:20:15.000 Well, yeah, I guess the Scots were supposed to hate her.

00:20:17.000 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 I don't see it.

00:20:20.000 Yeah, me neither.

00:20:21.000 Ryan, can you move Maddie?

00:20:23.000 Like, he's scrunched up against that thing.

00:20:26.000 I'm like, he can move, but maybe you can move him.

00:20:32.000 But someone pointed out, they go, colonization was, a lot of colonization was British people saying to West Africans, please stop dealing in slavery.

00:20:47.000 Please stop doing that.

00:20:48.000 It's morally wrong.

00:20:50.000 I don't want you doing that anymore.

00:20:52.000 And like the fucking Dahomeys, Dahomey tribe, that new stupid action movie that's about female black African warriors, which is really about the Brits saying, can you guys stop murdering your countrymen and selling them to everyone?

00:21:08.000 Like Brazil and Portugal?

00:21:09.000 It's morally wrong.

00:21:14.000 And then a woman recently pointed out, some young girl online, she goes, yeah, colonization was a humanitarian effort.

00:21:25.000 It was improving the turd world.

00:21:28.000 And this is something I've brought up a million times, and people always call me a moron for saying this, but why colonize?

00:21:37.000 Why do it?

00:21:38.000 Oh, you need to go get the oil and the spices.

00:21:41.000 No, no, just buy those things.

00:21:44.000 Like buy Saudi Arabia's oil.

00:21:47.000 Buy the paprika from India.

00:21:50.000 Show up in a boat, buy the shit, and then leave.

00:21:53.000 Don't colonize.

00:21:54.000 Because you look at Paris today, for example, and it's especially Marseille, where I may or may not have recently been.

00:22:02.000 And you just see fucking all of the people from the colonies coming in and Africanizing it and Arabizing it and ruining it.

00:22:11.000 Same with the Pakistani of Britain.

00:22:16.000 All the Indians and the Pakistanis from the colonies come in and fuck it up.

00:22:23.000 You're doing a Chicago show.

00:22:25.000 Is it possible that Nick Fuentes might make a guest appearance?

00:22:27.000 Sure.

00:22:28.000 Does he do comedy?

00:22:29.000 I don't know.

00:22:31.000 Hey, Maddie.

00:22:32.000 Wait, we already talked about that one, right?

00:22:34.000 Yep.

00:22:35.000 I am the punchline.

00:22:36.000 Hear me roar, spread my cheeks, look, blah, blah, blah.

00:22:38.000 What's your favorite sport?

00:22:41.000 Josh, are you shrinking your joints by not investigating Gavin's arrest?

00:22:45.000 Okay.

00:22:47.000 So I want to open up the phone lines as soon as possible, but what do you think of my theory?

00:22:52.000 Let's ask Ryan because he knows nothing.

00:22:55.000 Why colonize, Ryan?

00:23:00.000 Because you need more stuff.

00:23:03.000 Why can't you just buy this stuff?

00:23:05.000 Well, because they might not have the same respect the same currencies that you do.

00:23:10.000 What?

00:23:12.000 It's just gold and shit.

00:23:13.000 I don't know what you mean.

00:23:15.000 Well, colonizer.

00:23:15.000 It's called trading.

00:23:17.000 It also.

00:23:18.000 You don't have Bitcoin.

00:23:20.000 I think it allows you to spread religion and ideals.

00:23:25.000 Yeah, don't do that.

00:23:27.000 Do not spread Christianity across the world.

00:23:31.000 Leave Christianity in the West.

00:23:32.000 Do not go to Africa.

00:23:34.000 Do not approach Aboriginals in Canada as a French priest and try to make them understand Jesus Christ.

00:23:42.000 Jesus Christ!

00:23:44.000 I am against missionaries.

00:23:48.000 But they'll go to hell.

00:23:50.000 No, they won't, first of all.

00:23:52.000 And secondly, it's a fool's errand.

00:23:55.000 Like, what about that stupid island that India owns where that guy died because he wanted to get an Instagram selfie?

00:24:00.000 Sentinel Island.

00:24:01.000 And every time you go near it, they throw spears at you.

00:24:04.000 Should we go there and show them the power of Jesus Christ?

00:24:08.000 Jesus Christ.

00:24:10.000 No.

00:24:12.000 We never should have colonized.

00:24:15.000 Even with the Industrial Revolution in Britain when money was just fucking falling out of the sky, okay.

00:24:20.000 Everyone on the island of Britain gets gold boots.

00:24:26.000 Maybe a little heavy.

00:24:28.000 Fine.

00:24:28.000 You get a gold top hat.

00:24:30.000 Every single person in Britain in 1850, at the peak of the Industrial Revolution, gets gold boots and a gold hat.

00:24:39.000 You don't need to go to India and have a colony.

00:24:42.000 I am against colonization.

00:24:44.000 I'm an Antifa.

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00:26:00.000 We do not know what is going on in this economy, and it gets worse every day.

00:26:06.000 We now have Biden forgiving student debt.

00:26:09.000 We now have talk of a reboot of the 2008 mortgage collapse, where blacks and Hispanics are just allowed to have mortgages, even though they can't afford them for no reason.

00:26:20.000 We've tried this before, it failed.

00:26:22.000 We have economic amnesia.

00:26:24.000 And now, 2008, what is it, fucking 14 years later, we're like, let's do it again.

00:26:32.000 I want to try it again.

00:26:34.000 Freddie May and Freddie Mac.

00:26:35.000 I want another Freddie Mac.

00:26:39.000 Bernie Mac died when Freddie Mac and Bernie Mae got together.

00:26:45.000 Don't let it happen to you.

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00:26:49.000 Put some of your dough into precious metals.

00:26:54.000 Promo code Gavin gets you a discount.

00:26:56.000 And then if you think you changed your mind, you regret it, sell it back.

00:27:00.000 You're not going to lose money.

00:27:03.000 Is my belief, though, don't sue me if I'm wrong.

00:27:10.000 FOPMETALS.com, P-H-A-U-Pmetals.com, promo code Gavin.

00:27:16.000 That's correct.

00:27:18.000 Shall we take some calls?

00:27:19.000 I feel like I need an hour and a half of being lambasted by strangers.

00:27:25.000 We could take calls.

00:27:27.000 One of my favorite things.

00:27:28.000 Maybe we should switch to the let's just do the mailbag thing.

00:27:33.000 The mailbag interstitial.

00:27:35.000 Yep.

00:27:36.000 Well, here we go.

00:27:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:27:43.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:27:48.000 Let me touch it.

00:27:51.000 Let him touch it.

00:27:52.000 Someone sent me a video of a man who split his face in half brooking off a bridge.

00:27:58.000 I don't think I want to see this.

00:27:59.000 I don't like the sound of that at all.

00:28:02.000 Yeah.

00:28:02.000 Although I saw a guy who, a bear bit half his face off, and his face was hanging off like a frisbee of meat.

00:28:11.000 And he was good.

00:28:15.000 He eventually patched it up and he just had a weird scar.

00:28:17.000 I got a piss.

00:28:19.000 Uh-oh.

00:28:19.000 So why don't you, I don't know, take a call or something?

00:28:23.000 Here we go.

00:28:24.000 Maddie, can you handle that?

00:28:26.000 Sure.

00:28:28.000 We got any calls?

00:28:31.000 Not yet, but we could read those last chats there.

00:28:34.000 There's a $50 one, a $5 one, another $5 one.

00:28:37.000 You have hurt me last week.

00:28:39.000 Fuck you.

00:28:40.000 I hate you.

00:28:41.000 There you go.

00:28:42.000 You could express yourself.

00:28:43.000 I walked out of the Idols concert last night after their BLM liberal nonsense on stage.

00:28:51.000 What happened to Punk?

00:28:53.000 I guess that was Billy Idol.

00:28:56.000 I didn't know he was on.

00:28:57.000 I think there's a band called Idols.

00:28:59.000 Idol?

00:28:59.000 I don't know.

00:29:00.000 Yeah.

00:29:01.000 They're pretty cool, I think.

00:29:03.000 And happy birthday to Cynthia.

00:29:04.000 Happy birthday, Cynthia.

00:29:06.000 Yeah.

00:29:06.000 God bless you.

00:29:07.000 Oh, a couple of weeks ago, before a person called in and asked me if I had known a guy named Kev One from Bulldoz.

00:29:19.000 He said he was in the Hells Aces, which is true.

00:29:22.000 He was.

00:29:22.000 Unfortunately, I said I just talked to him a couple days earlier when I spoke to the caller.

00:29:28.000 Unfortunately, he died.

00:29:29.000 How did he die?

00:29:30.000 A few days ago.

00:29:31.000 His 17-year-old son came home from school and found him dead.

00:29:35.000 Drugs?

00:29:36.000 No, I think it was a health-related issue.

00:29:39.000 I mean, I reached out to his wife, but she's going through a lot right now, so I didn't press it.

00:29:44.000 17 years old.

00:29:46.000 You see your dad dead at home.

00:29:47.000 That must be rough.

00:29:49.000 Kev one from Bulldoze.

00:29:51.000 His nickname I knew him by was Breeze in the club and stuff.

00:29:54.000 But yeah, I couldn't believe it.

00:29:56.000 I was like, man, that sucks.

00:29:57.000 So rest in peace, Breeze.

00:30:00.000 Alina says, walked out of Idols concert last night after their BLM liberal nonsense on stage.

00:30:05.000 What happened to Punk?

00:30:06.000 Who are the Idols again?

00:30:08.000 We opened a show with them.

00:30:12.000 You did?

00:30:13.000 No, we did.

00:30:14.000 As a show.

00:30:16.000 Oh.

00:30:16.000 That was one of our opener songs.

00:30:18.000 I believe it was a Car Crash, it was called, or something like that.

00:30:21.000 Here it is.

00:30:22.000 Yeah, Car Crash.

00:30:23.000 It was Idols Car Crash.

00:30:26.000 Oh, my God.

00:30:40.000 Alright, I remember this, man.

00:30:42.000 Okay, this video this guy sent me of the guy who split his face in half, do not look this up.

00:30:49.000 Okay.

00:30:50.000 It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.

00:30:53.000 Oh, fuck.

00:30:54.000 This is like a cop text.

00:30:59.000 When cops send you shit.

00:31:01.000 I don't know any bikers.

00:31:02.000 Do bikers send these kind of texts?

00:31:06.000 What about the second one?

00:31:09.000 Cop texts are the worst texts in the world.

00:31:11.000 It's always like a hot chick, and then it pans out she pulls a dick out, and then someone diarrhea is on her face, and then there's two other people, 69ing with diarrhea everywhere.

00:31:22.000 This guy's an asshole.

00:31:23.000 He sent the same video twice, and he titled the second one, Safer Work.

00:31:27.000 Diver doesn't split his face in half.

00:31:29.000 And you can see by the link, it's the same book.

00:31:32.000 What a piece of shit.

00:31:34.000 Very funny, but not cool.

00:31:42.000 Okay, this guy sent us pictures of his hot fiancé a million times.

00:31:46.000 I guess we have to show it.

00:31:48.000 Engaged?

00:31:49.000 Last month I asked my girlfriend for a year to marry me, so thanks, guys.

00:31:54.000 She's super hot, and we're getting married.

00:31:56.000 Great.

00:31:58.000 I love you.

00:31:59.000 Love the shirt?

00:32:02.000 Great shirt.

00:32:04.000 Here's the thing about that stage of your relationship, though.

00:32:08.000 Do not allow your girlfriend to wear clothes in your house.

00:32:15.000 Leave it at the door.

00:32:16.000 Get a large Tupperware bucket or like one of those recycling bins.

00:32:20.000 She walks in.

00:32:21.000 All clothes go in there.

00:32:23.000 Especially at night when you can draw the curtains, whatever.

00:32:27.000 I regret, because I got kids now.

00:32:29.000 I regret all the time I allowed my girlfriend, who's now my wife, to wear clothes in the house.

00:32:35.000 What was they thinking?

00:32:37.000 You probably weren't.

00:32:38.000 Well, turn up the heat.

00:32:40.000 There you go.

00:32:41.000 Walk around in a sweatshirt or my shirt and like boxer shorts?

00:32:46.000 No.

00:32:47.000 Nude.

00:32:48.000 She should have been fucking nude.

00:32:54.000 Hey, Chinlessen Ching.

00:32:55.000 I tried the push-up challenge $150 a day at $50 a week up to $600 a day?

00:33:01.000 That's like military prison levels.

00:33:05.000 Can bench $275 now from 205 at worked.

00:33:08.000 Ryan should try.

00:33:08.000 Our country is suffering from low testosterone, driven by female standards that two self-preferential rewarded.

00:33:17.000 Is there a solution for this beta masturbation?

00:33:20.000 So I got my weight set up now.

00:33:22.000 I can send you a picture of it, Ryan.

00:33:24.000 You can show it on the screen.

00:33:25.000 I don't really know what I'm doing.

00:33:29.000 What should I do?

00:33:31.000 As far as reps and sets go?

00:33:33.000 As far as everything goes.

00:33:35.000 I can show you.

00:33:36.000 I'll come over and show you.

00:33:36.000 And then depending on what your goals are.

00:33:39.000 What do you mean my goals?

00:33:40.000 My goals are to have strong ankles.

00:33:43.000 Grow or be stronger.

00:33:46.000 I want to have really muscular toes.

00:33:49.000 That's not going to work.

00:33:51.000 Depending on what your goals are, what do you think your goals are if you're lifting weights?

00:33:57.000 To have sexy thighs?

00:34:00.000 Do you want to be bigger or stronger?

00:34:01.000 It's two different things.

00:34:02.000 No, it's not two different things.

00:34:04.000 It's two different things.

00:34:06.000 This is something you know nothing about.

00:34:08.000 This is like you bringing a car to a place and then you're like, no, no, no, I know what to do.

00:34:13.000 Good analogy, Ryan.

00:34:14.000 That was epic.

00:34:15.000 You don't know cars.

00:34:18.000 Yeah, so the way you do that joke is this is like you going to a car place and saying, we need a four on the floor with a soup top Hemi and some rack and pinion steering in the front.

00:34:27.000 But your joke was, it's like you going to a car place and going, yeah, yeah, yeah, cars.

00:34:33.000 Yeah.

00:34:33.000 Are you drunk?

00:34:34.000 No.

00:34:36.000 I don't consume alcohol.

00:34:38.000 So what I got here is I got a bar that's like 15 pounds.

00:34:44.000 And then I got these two weights that are 25 pounds.

00:34:49.000 So that's 50, 75.

00:34:51.000 So the first time I did it, 7 seemed like a lot and had to stop.

00:34:55.000 And the second time I did it, 12 was a lot and had to stop.

00:34:59.000 And then just before coming here, I did like 15.

00:35:04.000 And that was a lot and I needed to stop.

00:35:07.000 Okay, of one plate on one plate.

00:35:09.000 But I was talking to a dude, the guy who told me to buy this whole rig.

00:35:13.000 It's called the Rogue Mag Light or something.

00:35:17.000 Max Light.

00:35:19.000 And he said he doesn't even like benches.

00:35:22.000 Yeah, I prefer dumbbells.

00:35:24.000 Dumbbells, so I shouldn't have bought any of that shit?

00:35:27.000 No, it's good.

00:35:28.000 I mean, because you could also use it for squats.

00:35:29.000 You're not going to do squats.

00:35:31.000 Yeah, my legs are already breathtakingly gorgeous, perfect.

00:35:35.000 Strongest legs in the world.

00:35:37.000 I can beat anyone in a race.

00:35:40.000 I mean, I have Superman's legs.

00:35:42.000 You can do with that, you could also do like, you know, bent over rows, or you could do like a form of a kind of a rack pull deadlift type of thing.

00:35:54.000 What are you talking about?

00:35:56.000 Things that are true.

00:35:58.000 Rack pull deadlift?

00:35:59.000 What is that?

00:36:04.000 No, you would put those braces low, and then you would just do this, and then put it down, and then a couple arms of that.

00:36:13.000 For your back and then your hamstrings.

00:36:15.000 I think your...

00:36:19.000 I want arms and shoulders.

00:36:20.000 That's all I care about.

00:36:22.000 All right, well, yeah, you could do that with dumbbells, but I mean, no, it's good to, I think benching is still good.

00:36:32.000 So be careful.

00:36:34.000 And rotary cuff?

00:36:38.000 So what does that mean?

00:36:39.000 Like your shoulder.

00:36:39.000 Like, you could hurt your shoulders very bad permanently.

00:36:43.000 Well, my shoulder blade, the back hurts a lot.

00:36:46.000 That's not good.

00:36:47.000 All right, but I think you're fine.

00:36:49.000 No information whatsoever.

00:36:50.000 I've given you information.

00:36:51.000 It just doesn't feel like you're learning anything because you're not.

00:36:55.000 Correct.

00:36:56.000 Yes.

00:36:56.000 But I've given you the information.

00:36:59.000 No.

00:36:59.000 Like, what do I do tomorrow?

00:37:02.000 I'm just saying that you didn't make a mistake by buying it, but what you have to watch out for is tearing your rotary cover.

00:37:08.000 Yeah, so what do I do tomorrow?

00:37:11.000 I would rest if you did anything today.

00:37:14.000 I just told you I did three mini sets.

00:37:17.000 Of 15?

00:37:19.000 No, I told you it was 7, 12, 15.

00:37:21.000 Yeah, that you're going to want to rest.

00:37:22.000 With 75 pounds.

00:37:24.000 If you keep what you did is broke down muscle, whether you feel it or not, and then tomorrow you have to rest.

00:37:29.000 Okay, then what about the next day?

00:37:31.000 Assuming we're not going to Vegas.

00:37:33.000 Ideally, you would work a different muscle group and then hit it again.

00:37:38.000 You know?

00:37:39.000 This is annoying.

00:37:40.000 I could get you on a simple plan, but...

00:37:46.000 But I don't have any dumbbells.

00:37:48.000 Actually, my wife has her stupid exercise bike, but I think those are all like 20 pounds.

00:37:55.000 You heard me last week.

00:37:56.000 Fuck, I hate you.

00:37:57.000 You didn't play The Queen is Dead by The Smiths.

00:38:00.000 I don't like that The Queen is Dead.

00:38:01.000 I don't like rejoicing in death in general, but I like The Queen.

00:38:05.000 Yeah, she seems like an important chick.

00:38:08.000 She was in World War II.

00:38:09.000 Yeah, that's wild.

00:38:11.000 She worked.

00:38:12.000 I don't know what her role was, but she participated in World War II.

00:38:16.000 She was the fucking queen when Winston Churchill was PM.

00:38:21.000 How long has he been dead for?

00:38:22.000 One million years?

00:38:25.000 I'm not pooping on her.

00:38:28.000 Let's take a call.

00:38:29.000 Oh, all right.

00:38:32.000 Relationship advice with Rob Gablon fuck.

00:38:38.000 Hello.

00:38:39.000 Are you on a plane?

00:38:41.000 Sounds like it.

00:38:42.000 No, I'm on my car right now.

00:38:45.000 Y'all hear me alright?

00:38:46.000 I can take you off speaker at the Blue Jacket.

00:38:47.000 Yes, obviously, don't call a radio show with your phone on speaker.

00:38:55.000 CAC.

00:38:57.000 That's the worst.

00:38:58.000 Oh, there you go.

00:38:58.000 Doesn't sound better now?

00:39:00.000 Yes, obviously it does.

00:39:02.000 Okay, great.

00:39:03.000 So I wanted to get some relationship advice from the old Bavmeister.

00:39:08.000 I've been in a relationship, I was in a relationship with this girl for about seven years in San Antonio.

00:39:15.000 She's originally from Massachusetts.

00:39:18.000 And we have two kids together, 12 and 13-year-old now.

00:39:21.000 At that time, we broke up in 2013, and so we broke up.

00:39:28.000 So your kids were infants when you broke up?

00:39:34.000 About two and three years old.

00:39:37.000 I don't get that.

00:39:38.000 How do you break up with two infants?

00:39:42.000 She left me because I was a pretty bad boyfriend piece of shit.

00:39:47.000 At that time, I was managing nightclubs and coming home at like five in the morning.

00:39:53.000 Were you cheating on her?

00:39:54.000 She had a pretty ideal boyfriend?

00:39:57.000 A few times, yeah.

00:39:58.000 And she pretty much caught me and forgave me a few times, but after about the third, she was like, nah, I'm out.

00:40:05.000 So anyways, she ended up packing up and moving to Oklahoma City where her family lives.

00:40:11.000 And I end up doing the long-distance dad thing for about a year.

00:40:16.000 So San Antonio to Oklahoma.

00:40:18.000 It's about an eight-hour drive.

00:40:20.000 Got tired of it, so I packed up everything I own and moved to Oklahoma City just to be closer to my kids and been there ever since.

00:40:27.000 So that was in 2013.

00:40:30.000 She got remarried, has a daughter from her new husband, and they are getting a divorce.

00:40:35.000 So that's the who, what, when, where, why.

00:40:37.000 So now we've been talking about getting back together.

00:40:41.000 And I just wanted to think, would it be a good idea?

00:40:43.000 I'm 42.

00:40:44.000 She's 40.

00:40:46.000 Do it.

00:40:47.000 Why not?

00:40:48.000 You fucked up.

00:40:50.000 You got wasted.

00:40:51.000 She obviously was the one for you at one point.

00:40:54.000 You haven't changed that much.

00:40:56.000 So fucking bring it on.

00:40:59.000 Maddie's getting back with his ex-wife.

00:41:04.000 Maddie?

00:41:06.000 That's new one to me.

00:41:07.000 What are you talking about?

00:41:10.000 The Asian one?

00:41:11.000 She's leaving her husband.

00:41:12.000 No, no, his ex-wife that he has the kid with.

00:41:16.000 And him.

00:41:17.000 Oh, shit.

00:41:18.000 Him and his son.

00:41:20.000 And his ex-wife are all moving in together.

00:41:24.000 Why are you giggling?

00:41:26.000 Oh, Lord.

00:41:27.000 The magic is back.

00:41:28.000 You said the park had reignited.

00:41:32.000 And you guys are all getting back together.

00:41:34.000 I got divorced in 2001.

00:41:36.000 Right.

00:41:37.000 It took a while, but you guys are back.

00:41:40.000 That's a good point, Maddie.

00:41:42.000 Thank you.

00:41:43.000 No, but dude, why would you not?

00:41:46.000 Like, I don't understand the controversy here.

00:41:49.000 Why not?

00:41:50.000 Well, so I haven't had a girlfriend in, fuck, I don't know, four or five years.

00:41:56.000 Pretty much since I've lived here eight years now in Oklahoma.

00:41:59.000 You know, and I mean, I'm so used to being alone.

00:42:03.000 I got my own shit.

00:42:04.000 I got a cool apartment, driving Maserati.

00:42:06.000 I mean, I'm set.

00:42:08.000 Drive a Maserati.

00:42:10.000 You also have two young kids that need you.

00:42:14.000 And they're going to be gone soon.

00:42:16.000 If the youngest is 12, you got six more years with that one.

00:42:20.000 Or younger, you know, kids go away sometimes to boarding schools or whatever.

00:42:26.000 Who knows what's going to happen with you guys?

00:42:28.000 You could lose her at 16.

00:42:29.000 So you might just have a few years in the pipe.

00:42:32.000 And a pussy's a pussy.

00:42:33.000 So I say do it.

00:42:36.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

00:42:37.000 Oh, by the way.

00:42:38.000 No, you only get one thing.

00:42:40.000 Gavin, barbell training is the fastest way to get stronger and put on muscles.

00:42:43.000 Barbell training, single-handed, changing football forever from thin leather helmets to putting people in wheelchairs in the 60s.

00:42:50.000 Sick to basic barbell.

00:42:51.000 Well, I wish I knew this before I spent $3,000 on that fucking rig.

00:42:56.000 No, no, no.

00:42:57.000 He's saying barbell, what you have.

00:42:58.000 Oh, this is a barbell?

00:43:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:00.000 Oh, I'm thinking of a dumbbell, right?

00:43:01.000 Dumbbells are separate, yeah.

00:43:03.000 Okay, so maybe, like the guy who said he doesn't like my bench, am I supposed to sit there with just this?

00:43:10.000 You can curl that 45-pound bar and do straight curls like that, and that's good for your biceps.

00:43:17.000 No, that looks gay, though.

00:43:18.000 It doesn't matter if it looks gay.

00:43:19.000 It's effective.

00:43:20.000 No, I want to look cool.

00:43:21.000 I would never vape.

00:43:22.000 I'll smoke cigarettes.

00:43:24.000 Dude, we should smoke Stoges and fucking Lyft.

00:43:27.000 Yeah.

00:43:28.000 I like it because it's right next to the bar.

00:43:30.000 So I'll be at the bar.

00:43:32.000 I'll have a couple bourbons.

00:43:34.000 And then I'm feeling no pain.

00:43:36.000 So I just start fucking.

00:43:38.000 Very dangerous.

00:43:41.000 I'm going to see it.

00:43:42.000 There you go.

00:43:43.000 Right outside GaffTap.

00:43:45.000 Yeah.

00:43:47.000 I think you'll be all right with that setup.

00:43:50.000 I have a feeling.

00:43:52.000 These boys here.

00:43:53.000 I'm going to get ripped.

00:43:54.000 I do.

00:43:55.000 I got these knee powders.

00:43:57.000 Oh, those are great for the Jane Fonda workout that you do.

00:44:00.000 That's pretty gay.

00:44:01.000 Yeah, that sounds great.

00:44:02.000 Is it what's that called?

00:44:03.000 The jazzer size?

00:44:06.000 Laugh now.

00:44:11.000 Look at this.

00:44:11.000 I buy shirts from YouTubers.

00:44:18.000 You bought a shirt from Lowe.

00:44:19.000 Hey Powder, YouTuber, who turned out to be a cuck.

00:44:24.000 What are you talking about?

00:44:24.000 Oh, there's no breaks.

00:44:27.000 Okay.

00:44:30.000 Ryan, your low T comes from your choice to be passive and not assertive.

00:44:33.000 More often, the habit of being passive lowers your T. Psychosomatic, that's spelled wrong.

00:44:38.000 Gavin, all you have to do is just work out and stop talking about it.

00:44:42.000 You have a talk show.

00:44:43.000 You can do 100 push-ups quickly, bud.

00:44:45.000 You have 10 minutes a day.

00:44:46.000 Do 50 now.

00:44:47.000 Matt, please explain to Ryan how you're twice as old as him and still have more T. This caller with relationship advice just wants a license to behave badly and should stop being a little baby.

00:44:58.000 Wow.

00:45:00.000 A lot of shit packed in that $10.

00:45:02.000 You got on everything.

00:45:04.000 It is true.

00:45:04.000 I do have more testosterone than Ryan.

00:45:07.000 Allegedly.

00:45:08.000 I am over 15.

00:45:09.000 Allegedly.

00:45:10.000 We got to recheck.

00:45:11.000 I was in a bad way back then.

00:45:13.000 Oh.

00:45:14.000 You're 30.

00:45:16.000 33.

00:45:17.000 Jesus' age.

00:45:21.000 I don't think Jesus was 30.

00:45:24.000 33, right?

00:45:27.000 Ryan is right on the money about colonialism.

00:45:29.000 What would England trade India That India would need?

00:45:31.000 When you say gold, how do you think England got gold in the first place?

00:45:34.000 Why would India want gold?

00:45:36.000 What is gold's inherent value to an uncivilized native?

00:45:38.000 Let's say India has tons of gold deposit.

00:45:40.000 How do you motivate natives to work 10 hours a day to mine gold?

00:45:44.000 Use British people.

00:45:46.000 Colonization is about raw materials and a local workforce to get those raw materials.

00:45:51.000 Further, why would let local elites reap the benefits of controlling the raw material production when companies like the East Empire Company should?

00:46:00.000 And when the East Empire Company succeeds, the British Empire profits.

00:46:03.000 Yeah, but you've got to look at the long-term problems.

00:46:06.000 That was exactly my point.

00:46:07.000 I said basically the same thing.

00:46:11.000 Which is what?

00:46:12.000 I basically said that he's right.

00:46:14.000 That's exactly what I meant.

00:46:16.000 580, you're on the line.

00:46:19.000 Make it good.

00:46:22.000 580, go ahead.

00:46:27.000 Hey, man.

00:46:28.000 Hey.

00:46:29.000 What's going on?

00:46:31.000 Hey, I was pretty upset when I heard you and Ryan were in jail because I bought tickets for Dallas Fort Worth.

00:46:40.000 And I thought, man, what am I going to do if he ain't there?

00:46:43.000 And then I had it epiphany.

00:46:45.000 I thought, they may replace them guys with some big fucking tips.

00:46:49.000 I can't wait.

00:46:55.000 It was hilarious, Gav.

00:46:58.000 I'm a Gen X too.

00:47:00.000 These guys need to grow the fuck up and enjoy the ride.

00:47:05.000 So I just thought I'd tell you, I'll see you there in Dallas.

00:47:08.000 Me and my wife are coming to see you, Dave.

00:47:11.000 Right on, dude.

00:47:12.000 Look forward to meeting you.

00:47:13.000 I'll be the guy with the mustache.

00:47:15.000 Thanks for calling.

00:47:17.000 Yeah, let's call my mom and see what the Scots think about the Queen dying.

00:47:23.000 My dad is Scottish and he hates the Queen.

00:47:25.000 He's also kind of a fake Englishman who likes the queen.

00:47:29.000 Ooh.

00:47:33.000 Hello?

00:47:37.000 Whoa.

00:47:39.000 Great.

00:47:39.000 Aliens murdered my mom.

00:47:42.000 Lorraine, what you doing?

00:47:45.000 Maybe there was a bomb in the phone, or maybe there was aliens waiting for me to call, and the second she called, they just zapped her.

00:47:51.000 Somebody going to spill the intergalactic beans on that?

00:47:54.000 We're done.

00:47:57.000 More vintage cars for Gavin.

00:47:59.000 Honey, don't question me art.

00:48:03.000 Cody, no question my art.

00:48:05.000 No art.

00:48:08.000 What is going on with these people?

00:48:09.000 *phone rings*

00:48:16.000 Oh, maybe her phone's dead?

00:48:19.000 I'm done.

00:48:20.000 You go.

00:48:20.000 I'm done.

00:48:23.000 I'm not going to recover from this financially.

00:48:27.000 Hi, is Florine here?

00:48:29.000 Leave your name and number, and I'll call you back.

00:48:32.000 Thanks a lot.

00:48:33.000 Bye.

00:48:33.000 Does that sound Scottish to you?

00:48:35.000 No.

00:48:37.000 Maybe it's an imposter.

00:48:40.000 Hello?

00:48:41.000 Hi.

00:48:42.000 Hi, honey.

00:48:43.000 Hey, Mom.

00:48:44.000 I'm sorry.

00:48:45.000 Hi, I don't know what's going on.

00:48:47.000 You know what?

00:48:48.000 Dad is here, and he is my witness.

00:48:52.000 I said to him, I haven't talked to Gavin in a long time, and you called.

00:48:57.000 Why do we have phones?

00:49:00.000 Great point.

00:49:02.000 You know, we just have to think deeply.

00:49:05.000 It's so...

00:49:09.000 Shaquille O'Neal.

00:49:10.000 I saw an interview with him where he goes, I don't need the phone.

00:49:14.000 I just think of someone and they call me.

00:49:17.000 Who is this?

00:49:18.000 Shaquille O'Neal, that monstrous basketball player?

00:49:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:49:23.000 His penis looks like a leg.

00:49:25.000 Yeah.

00:49:27.000 Oh, here.

00:49:28.000 Do you mind, Speaker?

00:49:30.000 Don't cut me off.

00:49:32.000 Dad wants to hear.

00:49:35.000 Okay.

00:49:35.000 Hello?

00:49:36.000 Hello?

00:49:36.000 Hello.

00:49:40.000 Can you hear me?

00:49:44.000 Hello?

00:49:45.000 Hello?

00:49:45.000 Can you hear me?

00:49:47.000 Yes, I can hear you, but I put you.

00:49:49.000 Nothing happened.

00:49:50.000 Press speaker.

00:49:52.000 Okay, I can't hear Dad.

00:49:53.000 Can we get a test one, two, three, from Dad?

00:49:56.000 Yeah, come on.

00:49:57.000 Sit here.

00:50:00.000 Honey, I hit speaker twice.

00:50:05.000 Okay, here's Mr. Wise Man, Mr. Noah McKinnis.

00:50:11.000 He's staggering up to the phone.

00:50:18.000 Hi, honey.

00:50:19.000 Hey, Dad.

00:50:21.000 So you're now on speaker.

00:50:23.000 Okay.

00:50:27.000 I got to be honest, I am kind of devastated by the queen.

00:50:32.000 I didn't think I would cry, but I caught myself, you know, getting teary-eyed.

00:50:37.000 This woman was the head of state for 70 years.

00:50:43.000 Well, to be fear, you weren't born in England to an Englishman.

00:50:49.000 That's my people.

00:50:51.000 She's my braveheart.

00:50:54.000 Oh, God.

00:50:55.000 It's so sad.

00:50:58.000 You know, but the good news is, which gives me a lot of comfort, is that Charles is the new king.

00:51:07.000 The queen is dead.

00:51:09.000 Long live the king.

00:51:11.000 Charles.

00:51:12.000 Exactly.

00:51:14.000 Charles and the queen consort, Camilla.

00:51:19.000 Camilla.

00:51:21.000 It would have been nice if we had.

00:51:24.000 So what is Camilla?

00:51:26.000 Is she a princess?

00:51:28.000 Or what do you call her?

00:51:30.000 She's going to be, I think a title will be the queen consort.

00:51:36.000 In the same way, the Prince Philip was the queen consort.

00:51:45.000 I think the best queen concert I ever saw was Live Aid, but maybe this will be even better.

00:51:55.000 So I Understand through the internet, through emails, that you guys are canceling Christmas.

00:52:07.000 But we're not canceling Christmas.

00:52:09.000 We don't have that kind of power.

00:52:11.000 But you're not coming.

00:52:12.000 You're not visiting us.

00:52:14.000 No.

00:52:16.000 No, it's just we're getting too old.

00:52:20.000 But you're not too old to fly to Florida.

00:52:23.000 You're too old to fly back to New York?

00:52:27.000 Yes.

00:52:29.000 Well, that's too much traveling.

00:52:32.000 But wait, but it's like, I don't understand this.

00:52:37.000 You fly all the way to Florida.

00:52:39.000 It's, what, a month later, you hop on a plane.

00:52:42.000 I pick you up at the airport.

00:52:43.000 We have jackets.

00:52:45.000 And then you go, you get your own bedroom.

00:52:46.000 You'll be in Johnny's room.

00:52:50.000 What's the issue?

00:52:53.000 Is Johnny going to sleep out in the cold?

00:52:55.000 Yeah, he'll be in the snowbank.

00:53:00.000 No, we've got plans for the kids.

00:53:06.000 Do we have enough bedrooms?

00:53:08.000 Yeah, we got plenty of bedrooms.

00:53:10.000 We got a whole setup here where we're giving, yeah, the in-laws, you guys will have your own bedrooms, your own toothbrush.

00:53:22.000 It's free beer, free food, no curfew.

00:53:29.000 Our only rules are if you're going to be shagging, try to keep the volume down.

00:53:35.000 I'm going to come.

00:53:38.000 Well, you know, the ring screams in her orgasm, so it's going to be tough.

00:53:47.000 So you're saying that's the deal breaker.

00:53:50.000 You can't fuck loud enough.

00:53:56.000 It's kind of embarrassing.

00:54:00.000 Back then, Jim.

00:54:01.000 All right.

00:54:02.000 Well, I got to get back to my show, Dad.

00:54:05.000 Okay, Pedro.

00:54:06.000 Is this being recorded?

00:54:09.000 And broadcast live to the world.

00:54:13.000 You're disgusting.

00:54:15.000 I just own you.

00:54:17.000 I'm going to the lawyer tomorrow to disown you.

00:54:20.000 You're out of the will.

00:54:22.000 Go bananas.

00:54:25.000 Take care, honey.

00:54:26.000 All right, cheers.

00:54:27.000 Homeboys get nightlike.

00:54:29.000 Edit.

00:54:32.000 What's that $100 one?

00:54:35.000 Get a starting strength barbell trainer.

00:54:39.000 This is a video of my starting strength coach doing a 405 press.

00:54:44.000 You can do it all virtual.

00:54:45.000 He sends you your programming, you record it, send it to him.

00:54:48.000 He tells you how shitty it was, blah, blah, blah.

00:54:50.000 All right.

00:54:53.000 Starting strength barbell trainer.

00:54:57.000 Ryan, maybe suggest Gavin do the starting.

00:54:59.000 Oh, there we go again.

00:55:00.000 Everyone's into starting strength.

00:55:02.000 Let's take a call.

00:55:04.000 Okay.

00:55:07.000 We got Michael J. Cubin.

00:55:11.000 All right there, Mike.

00:55:12.000 All right, Paul.

00:55:14.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

00:55:15.000 Can you hear me?

00:55:16.000 Yeah, what's happening?

00:55:17.000 Shut down.

00:55:18.000 Yo, yo.

00:55:19.000 Hey, Gavin.

00:55:19.000 It's the guy who emailed you about the Jan 6 pipe bombs and Chrissy Teigen.

00:55:26.000 The Jan 6 pipe bombs at what?

00:55:29.000 And Chrissy Teigen.

00:55:31.000 I don't remember that particular email.

00:55:34.000 He was a little while ago.

00:55:35.000 The Chrissy Teigen, the text, Twitter?

00:55:38.000 Where it was all like that huge slideshow of all the creepy Teigens.

00:55:43.000 I remember the Chrissy Teigen controversy.

00:55:45.000 That was from him, yeah.

00:55:46.000 Where they said that she was like a weird pedophile.

00:55:50.000 What's that got to do with Jan 6 pipe bombs?

00:55:52.000 He also sent that, yeah, same email.

00:55:54.000 Because I emailed you about both those things.

00:55:56.000 But I was just calling in about the Queen and Britain and all that.

00:56:00.000 And my take on the British Empire is, you know, they've been trying to colonize the world since the 1600s and to the modern day, you know, it leads into the World Economic Forum.

00:56:13.000 And you're looking at it from a human perspective, but it's more of turning the world into one central point of control.

00:56:21.000 And it started in like the 1600s.

00:56:23.000 So a lot of, Sure.

00:56:30.000 Oh, so in the past year, we've all been hearing that the queen was going to be announced that she died or whatever.

00:56:40.000 And so you have a big shake-up in the English government.

00:56:43.000 You have all the people resigning recently, the queen going.

00:56:47.000 And people were saying that big change wasn't going to happen until the queen left.

00:56:51.000 So it's pretty cool.

00:56:53.000 A lot of change going on right now.

00:56:54.000 Wait, we had Boris Johnson resign before the queen died.

00:56:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:59.000 He's part of the resignations.

00:57:00.000 There was a whole bunch of them.

00:57:01.000 I think there was like 50.

00:57:04.000 Yeah, I do recall all those resignations.

00:57:06.000 Those were bizarre.

00:57:07.000 And you're saying those were because they knew the queen was going to die?

00:57:12.000 No, it's all part of a change of their government.

00:57:15.000 It's a changing of power.

00:57:17.000 The queen and their people have been in power since as long as we can remember, since the 1600s.

00:57:23.000 So did they kill the queen?

00:57:26.000 I'm not sure.

00:57:27.000 No, I think she just died.

00:57:29.000 Wait, what?

00:57:30.000 Natural causes.

00:57:31.000 I mean, the monarch, the queen, really doesn't have anything to do with the day-to-day politics of the United Kingdom.

00:57:37.000 The mass quitting was bizarre, but I don't understand how you link it to the queen dying of old age.

00:57:44.000 So the queen owns more of the planet than any other person.

00:57:48.000 She has a ton of power.

00:57:50.000 And she was like one more roadblock in the way of changing the UK in a positive way.

00:57:56.000 The quitting happened before she died.

00:58:01.000 Yeah, well, the media rolls it out in a certain way, but we've been hearing about the queen's going to be announced dead for the past year.

00:58:08.000 So they've been just sort of keeping her on life support?

00:58:11.000 I just saw her greet the new prime minister.

00:58:14.000 If I had to guess, I think she died like a year ago, and they're just waiting to announce her.

00:58:18.000 Oh, okay.

00:58:18.000 All right.

00:58:19.000 Well, thanks for calling.

00:58:20.000 Appreciate the call.

00:58:22.000 Yeah, that's great.

00:58:25.000 Ever since the loss of my old friend, Flat Earth Joey, I have no time for this shit.

00:58:32.000 The like Joe Biden is dead, and this is his twin brother, and all that kind of stuff.

00:58:39.000 Is Elvis dead?

00:58:40.000 The left uses that shit to make us look nuts, that blue and on, QAnon shit.

00:58:47.000 She died a year ago.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, so what was an actress?

00:58:52.000 Body double.

00:58:54.000 But he does have a point with the mass quitting.

00:58:57.000 That was weird.

00:58:58.000 Yeah.

00:58:58.000 Remember that?

00:59:00.000 Yeah.

00:59:00.000 Not to say that she's not an influential person, but she really doesn't have anything really to do with the day-to-day politics of United States.

00:59:08.000 Hey, Ryan, what's with this tally in the top there?

00:59:10.000 Is it working itself out?

00:59:12.000 It seems like it's working.

00:59:13.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:59:14.000 Our guys demand.

00:59:16.000 You know, every time someone accuses me of ripping off Proud Boys or being a grifter or something, call the people.

00:59:23.000 Like, you can contact Max and John.

00:59:25.000 We give you their addresses at the end of every show.

00:59:28.000 Is Gavin ripping off?

00:59:29.000 Did Gavin pay any of your lawyer bills?

00:59:31.000 Has Gavin been contacting you?

00:59:33.000 Did Gavin visit you regularly when you're in prison?

00:59:37.000 And with the SPLC suit, I raised a quarter million dollars.

00:59:41.000 Did I steal that?

00:59:42.000 Ask Ron Coleman.

00:59:43.000 He's a lawyer involved.

00:59:44.000 Did you guys embezzle it?

00:59:46.000 Did Gavin buy a bunch of cars with the money?

00:59:48.000 I mean, these are all easy things to verify.

00:59:52.000 And I think I know why.

00:59:54.000 And I think I know why.

00:59:55.000 Stole this inbo.

00:59:58.000 All right, let's go behind the paywall now.

01:00:00.000 But last thing.

01:00:02.000 Hey, guys, this girl was convinced she was trans, got a hysterectomy.

01:00:07.000 Oof.

01:00:08.000 Doggy Style is getting a hysterectomy, by the way.

01:00:10.000 Maddie?

01:00:11.000 Yeah, I know.

01:00:11.000 I spoke to her today.

01:00:14.000 I'm not spilling any beans because that's her nickname.

01:00:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:17.000 No, I know.

01:00:19.000 But that's a big deal.

01:00:20.000 Miami Mike's going for surgery, too.

01:00:22.000 What's he got?

01:00:23.000 Torn meniscus.

01:00:25.000 Oh, is that from wiping out?

01:00:27.000 I don't know.

01:00:28.000 If you notice, he's been limping for like the last time.

01:00:30.000 Yeah, a long time.

01:00:32.000 He finally got his MRI.

01:00:34.000 Dude, I saw him tonight.

01:00:35.000 I was leaving the bar, and that fucking pitball was turning a corner.

01:00:39.000 And the way the leash pushed against me was like a man, two men were holding either end of the leash.

01:00:47.000 This was not a dog.

01:00:49.000 Like the torque, the torque on the leash, as, what's her name?

01:00:54.000 What's that fucking?

01:00:55.000 Coco.

01:00:56.000 As Coco turned the corner, it was pushing me, dude, like in a strong way.

01:01:02.000 And I said that to Mike.

01:01:03.000 I go, dude, the torque on that fucking leash is a shark.

01:01:08.000 That was a car.

01:01:10.000 That was a car.

01:01:11.000 You have your leash around a car, and it pushed me into the wall.

01:01:14.000 I felt bad I stepped on her tail today.

01:01:16.000 How did her tail get so low?

01:01:18.000 She was laying down on the floor.

01:01:21.000 And I like stepped backwards and stood on it.

01:01:26.000 And she didn't bite me.

01:01:28.000 Yeah.

01:01:28.000 Well, we should get a transformer to step on her neck.

01:01:33.000 She was trans.

01:01:34.000 She got a hysterectomy.

01:01:35.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:01:36.000 Bottom surgery.

01:01:38.000 Breast removed.

01:01:40.000 Wait, so bottom.

01:01:41.000 Oh, I think I know who this is.

01:01:42.000 Riley is the person's name.

01:01:44.000 It's when they cut the skin off their arm and make a fake burrito penis.

01:01:48.000 Yeah.

01:01:49.000 Breast removed, took hormones, whole nine yards.

01:01:52.000 In this video, it seems like she has recently t-transitioned and the emotions are still very fresh.

01:01:57.000 It is so sad to watch.

01:01:58.000 Oh, no, this is a totally different person.

01:02:00.000 This is not the Riley I thought.

01:02:02.000 It's so sad to watch, especially when she talks about the life she missed out on and the kids she'll never have.

01:02:09.000 You know, lesbians should be more fucking angry.

01:02:12.000 You know what this trans shit is?

01:02:15.000 It's a war on lesbians.

01:02:16.000 I just don't know how it's happening.

01:02:18.000 Turn it up.

01:02:19.000 Like a virus or something.

01:02:25.000 I'm so sad.

01:02:27.000 And just don't know how it's happening.

01:02:30.000 Like a virus or something.

01:02:31.000 It just like infected me.

01:02:32.000 And it happened so quickly.

01:02:34.000 It was like I was right there, like agreeing to every single thing.

01:02:38.000 And I don't know how that happened.

01:02:40.000 That now I can sit here and like look back and be like, why did I do that?

01:02:44.000 It doesn't make any sense.

01:02:46.000 None of it makes any sense.

01:02:48.000 If I just would have waited.

01:02:51.000 If I just would have waited.

01:02:53.000 Yeah, dude.

01:02:55.000 Or lady.

01:02:57.000 What about all the adults around you who enabled this?

01:03:00.000 From the doctors to your parents to everyone around you.

01:03:04.000 Just like accept the scraps.

01:03:06.000 Hopefully some people opposed it.

01:03:11.000 Like, what if there was, you know, bottom surgery is fags cutting their dicks off.

01:03:16.000 You don't really see that that much.

01:03:17.000 There's Jazz Jennings and everything.

01:03:19.000 But homos should be mad about being genitally mutilated because of their sexual proclivity.

01:03:27.000 You talk about lynchings.

01:03:28.000 The understanding with lynchings is blacks were hanged just because they're black, right?

01:03:34.000 I'm not saying that's true or false, but that's the general narrative.

01:03:36.000 That makes people mad.

01:03:38.000 Biden just passed the anti-lynching bill.

01:03:41.000 If gays are having their dicks chopped off for the sin of being gay, that should make people mad.

01:03:48.000 Similarly, and this is where we're getting the most prevalent cases, if lesbians are cutting their tits off for the sin of being lesbians, I mean, that's a handmaid's tale, that's Salem witch trials, that's crazy, Saudi Arabian, crazy Muslim shit.

01:04:06.000 I don't get it.

01:04:06.000 Lesbians should be mad.

01:04:08.000 Now, that's just top surgery.

01:04:10.000 I'm not talking about falleoplasty, where this poor bastard, this poor girl you're looking at right now, has had a burrito of skin removed from her arm, which never goes back, by the way.

01:04:23.000 Your arm's never normal.

01:04:26.000 Dude, take a fucking, take a Gatorade cap of flesh from your forearm, and you will have a brutal, weird nipple scar for the rest of your life.

01:04:38.000 That's not what this is.

01:04:40.000 This is major fucking flesh.

01:04:45.000 Like more bacon than you could eat.

01:04:47.000 Yeah, on a hungry morning.

01:04:49.000 I've seen images of it, and it's not pleasant.

01:04:51.000 A good amount.

01:04:52.000 You know what it is?

01:04:53.000 It's a good, healthy, satisfying fish dinner.

01:04:56.000 Look at the arm.

01:04:58.000 Oh, yeah, so you can see it on her arm.

01:05:01.000 Turn it up.

01:05:03.000 You know, it's really nice to just wear it.

01:05:05.000 See where it comes.

01:05:06.000 See how thin her forearm is?

01:05:09.000 And look right below her wrist.

01:05:11.000 Yeah.

01:05:13.000 And then you see the other forearm and it's normal.

01:05:18.000 Turn it up.

01:05:19.000 foreign my body.

01:05:23.000 I just feel so detached from it.

01:05:26.000 It's hard to look at it.

01:05:27.000 It's hard to accept that it's mine.

01:05:30.000 Doing little things, though.

01:05:31.000 It's like just trying to find joy.

01:05:34.000 Oh, my God.

01:05:36.000 That's like the worst thing I've ever heard.

01:05:38.000 I would kill myself.

01:05:39.000 What did Jack the Ripper do?

01:05:41.000 Pretty bad stuff.

01:05:42.000 What did he do, though?

01:05:44.000 I'm at the point now where I'm defending Jack the Ripper.

01:05:47.000 I think he cut one tit off.

01:05:50.000 I think he drove through Memphis trying to kill white people.

01:05:54.000 You know there's another one?

01:05:56.000 In the wake of the tragic anti-white killing spring that just occurred, another one, allegedly also in Memphis, is claiming he will continue to target whites tonight and throughout the weekend.

01:06:04.000 What?

01:06:05.000 What?

01:06:08.000 I don't die.

01:06:09.000 Them white folks not feeling like black people.

01:06:12.000 Then they finna be marching on the river saying white live mouth.

01:06:16.000 Y'all let it through.

01:06:17.000 Y'all was just white folks gonna hurt black people.

01:06:19.000 I hope y'all know it.

01:06:20.000 First of all, Elisa Fletcher.

01:06:22.000 Let me take this shit.

01:06:26.000 Can I get some subtitles, please?

01:06:29.000 We got some sub people.

01:06:31.000 Never mind.

01:06:32.000 What does this have to do with the trans chick?

01:06:35.000 Ryan's not great with segues.

01:06:36.000 What's going on, Ryan?

01:06:39.000 Well, Jack the Ripper wasn't as bad as targeting whites in Memphis for the second night.

01:06:44.000 Oh, another night of targeting.

01:06:46.000 Yeah, he's a separate guy.

01:06:46.000 No, but when I talk about Jack the Ripper, I'm talking more about the gore.

01:06:50.000 So Jack the Ripper, their throats were cut prior to abdominal mutilations.

01:06:57.000 The removal of internal organs from at least three of the victims led to proposals that their killer had some anatomical or surgical knowledge.

01:07:05.000 Rumors that the murders were connected, intensified, blah, blah, blah.

01:07:08.000 Scotland Yard.

01:07:10.000 So victims, five.

01:07:14.000 Most of them were prostitutes, I believe.

01:07:16.000 Yeah.

01:07:17.000 Who aren't human.

01:07:18.000 Prostitutes are human garbage and they deserve to die.

01:07:21.000 No.

01:07:22.000 Definitely not.

01:07:25.000 I think Jack the Ripper is a pussy compared to these modern trans doctors.

01:07:32.000 Yeah, because the victims die after Jack the Ripper does what he does.

01:07:36.000 These have to live a life where they can't find joy in anything.

01:07:38.000 Their body feels like a foreign object.

01:07:42.000 This is a suicidal person pre-suicide.

01:07:44.000 This is worse.

01:07:46.000 I mean, they're Hippocratic.

01:07:47.000 Doctor's Hippocratic Oath.

01:07:49.000 The first thing is they should not harm.

01:07:51.000 Right.

01:07:52.000 It's crazy.

01:07:54.000 And the second thing is thou shalt not yeet the teats.

01:07:57.000 Right.

01:07:58.000 I love how, yeah, she makes a cute name for it.

01:08:00.000 Yeet the teats.

01:08:02.000 All right, let's move on.

01:08:04.000 Let's go behind the paywall now and start taking some calls and get serious.

01:08:08.000 So to all your freeloaders, that was the free show.

01:08:12.000 It happens once a week.

01:08:16.000 It's a lot of fun.

01:08:17.000 Tomorrow, we have a pre-tape show because we're off to Vegas, which is why I'm wearing our Vegas shirt.

01:08:22.000 We're going to do a hilarious comedy set at 3 p.m.

01:08:25.000 Josh Jenny, Anthony Cumio, Kevin McInnes, Ryan, Katsu Rivera, Maddie O'Dell will be there.

01:08:32.000 We're doing a meet and greet hangout after.

01:08:35.000 Then we're totally partying and destroying all of Vegas.

01:08:38.000 I'm actually worried about my liver.

01:08:40.000 It's going to be a fucking self-abuse bloodbath.

01:08:43.000 Oof.

01:08:46.000 But until then, get fired.

01:08:50.000 Get in trouble.

01:08:52.000 Be brave.

01:08:54.000 And never stop fighting.

01:08:56.000 All of the lyrical shit, bitch, I'm a gangster.

01:08:58.000 And I tried to told you that I got born just like a phone charge.

01:09:01.000 Coming up out of the slut and the gut of the beast.

01:09:03.000 I don't need no iron.

01:09:04.000 I'm already creased.

01:09:06.000 Immune to violence.

01:09:07.000 MLM is in police.

01:09:09.000 Gotta keep your silence.

01:09:10.000 Out here in the street.

01:09:11.000 Street rappers.

01:09:12.000 Don't rap like me.

01:09:12.000 I don't rap like them.

01:09:13.000 Rap like them.

01:09:14.000 I'll put your car just like a family.

01:09:17.000 No I beat.

01:09:18.000 Ranking in the lobby.

01:09:19.000 Smoking on the lobby.

01:09:20.000 Flying off with a dotted.

01:09:22.000 Nothing gonna get me to quit stop the hobby.

01:09:25.000 Walk in any club in New York with no ID.

01:09:27.000 Shorty think cause her ass back, she can line me.

01:09:29.000 I'm like a dad and you can't get nothing by me.

01:09:32.000 I'm not no man.

01:09:33.000 I can't do it by time.

01:09:35.000 They knew I was coming already when this time.

01:09:38.000 Johnny come lately.

01:09:39.000 I was on time on the road like white lines.

01:09:41.000 We didn't all times.

01:09:42.000 King and off lines after tallying.

01:09:44.000 We were taken.

01:09:45.000 Your man got pissed.

01:09:46.000 My man with him.

01:09:47.000 He said he break it.

01:09:48.000 Said he came out the gay strong, but now he wavering.

01:09:51.000 Just went to the bathroom.

01:09:52.000 I pulled out my penis.

01:09:54.000 And what happened?

01:09:55.000 Nothing came out.

01:09:56.000 Excuse us.

01:09:57.000 Huh.

01:10:00.000 Did you have a piss direct to me?

01:10:02.000 Seems pretty intuitive to me.

01:10:04.000 I don't really want to be gay.

01:10:06.000 What the hell?

01:10:07.000 Pussy is kind of gross to me.

01:10:09.000 I like it.

01:10:13.000 Gavin is gay, says that particular.

01:10:17.000 Do we open it?

01:10:18.000 Yeah.

01:10:20.000 I don't really want to be gay.

01:10:21.000 The smell of pussy is kind of gross to me.

01:10:24.000 I like dicks.

01:10:26.000 So what do I do?

01:10:28.000 I feel like that episode was right after July 4th for some reason.

01:10:33.000 Yeah, it's easy to place a date.

01:10:35.000 That's the beauty with self-abuse.

01:10:36.000 You can see what time of the year it is.

01:10:39.000 Suck it out and ding it down.

01:10:42.000 But riding a penis seems pretty intuitive to me.

01:10:46.000 Haven't we been doing it for a long ass time?

01:10:50.000 Yeah, that's what I've always said about this whole allegation that I'm a white supremacist.

01:10:54.000 Yes, you can piece together clips that make it look that way, and they show up all the time.

01:10:59.000 But you could easily make the case that I'm a raging homosexual using the same technique of cherry-picking quotes like that out of context.

01:11:09.000 You know, it's funny that yesterday somebody quoted you, this is not a fucking potluck situation from Anthony's show.

01:11:15.000 Where that guy.

01:11:17.000 You remember that?

01:11:19.000 From yesterday?

01:11:20.000 Yeah.

01:11:21.000 Yeah, I'm familiar with 24 Hours Ago.

01:11:23.000 Do you want that as a drop?

01:11:25.000 I don't know.

01:11:27.000 When would you ever use it?

01:11:28.000 I don't know.

01:11:29.000 God, that guy was such a freak yesterday.

01:11:32.000 Did you watch Compound See?

01:11:34.000 What, Nick DiPaolo?

01:11:35.000 Yeah.

01:11:36.000 Nick DiPaolo.

01:11:37.000 This fucking guy.

01:11:38.000 This fucking guy.

01:11:40.000 He brings in some weird Greek Italian antipasty to the previous show and reeks up the whole place with cucumbers and feta cheese and fucking olive oil.

01:11:54.000 And I said to him in his big dumb blue eyes, I'm like, who goes to visit people and then says, I'm going to see my favorite show, my favorite podcast, like Legion of Skanks.

01:12:10.000 Imagine showing up to Legion of Skanks or Kill Tony or Tim Dylan or Joe Rogan and just having a big Tupperware of shit.

01:12:22.000 You don't have the right background, Ryan, on the things.

01:12:25.000 And by the way, shouldn't that have stayed up this whole time?

01:12:28.000 Well, I had to use a computer for the different graphics for the transitions.

01:12:34.000 This whole thing has taken up an entire computer.

01:12:37.000 Okay, well, the background should be black.

01:12:40.000 Hey, Gab, longtime subscriber here.

01:12:42.000 I found out I'm half Scottish.

01:12:44.000 I just found out I'm 50% half Scottish.

01:12:47.000 That bitch.

01:12:49.000 I found I'm turning 50 next Wednesday at the 14th.

01:12:53.000 Can I celebrate with you and Aunt at Sullivan's Day?

01:12:56.000 No.

01:12:57.000 Sorry.

01:12:59.000 Okay, fine.

01:13:03.000 Oh, hey, yes.

01:13:04.000 It's only because you're horrible.

01:13:06.000 We're smelling the smell from the crack between your thigh and your balls.

01:13:10.000 I like that smell, actually.

01:13:12.000 Rest in peace.

01:13:13.000 Wait, why is that one I hadn't seen before?

01:13:16.000 And it's above this one.

01:13:17.000 It's a new one.

01:13:17.000 It just came in.

01:13:19.000 So they come in from the top?

01:13:20.000 From the top, yeah.

01:13:21.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:22.000 The left loves colonization.

01:13:24.000 They're colonizing our countries and minds as we speak.

01:13:26.000 Africans didn't build a two-story building.

01:13:28.000 Egyptians don't count until whites came in.

01:13:29.000 Their Marxist claptrap is just emotional manipulation.

01:13:32.000 Trammy manners.

01:13:32.000 Keep fighting, bros.

01:13:34.000 Yeah.

01:13:35.000 I know it's not a dumb thought because I've been having it for about two years now.

01:13:39.000 And that is why colonize.

01:13:42.000 And I've noticed when I bring this up, the explanations I get from people are remarkably arrogant.

01:13:50.000 And I'm a fucking moron for having this two-year thought.

01:13:55.000 And that's usually an indication that the person you're talking to is a dick.

01:14:00.000 And you'll notice that if it's on social media, they'll say their point and then say LOL at how dumb you are.

01:14:06.000 I think we could have saved ourselves a lot of hassle.

01:14:10.000 What does that say?

01:14:11.000 Definitely would have been better off if we picked our own cotton.

01:14:14.000 Let's be honest.

01:14:16.000 Rest in peace in honor of Brian Fralick.

01:14:20.000 39.

01:14:22.000 It's a young age.

01:14:23.000 Rest in peace.

01:14:23.000 It's not drugs.

01:14:26.000 I hate that.

01:14:27.000 That's a machine man.

01:14:29.000 Gab, my name is Rye.

01:14:30.000 It's your favorite baby monster.

01:14:31.000 Jungle Asian.

01:14:33.000 Big on commenting on the site.

01:14:35.000 Can you bring a medium to Maddie's old house that was haunted?

01:14:38.000 Curious if they're really ghosts.

01:14:40.000 If I don't believe Maddie.

01:14:41.000 Ry, how is Baby Daphne?

01:14:43.000 She's fantastic and adorable.

01:14:44.000 Gab, I still don't think you created vice.

01:14:48.000 You're trying to make me mad?

01:14:48.000 It's a troll and.

01:14:51.000 Let's take her some calls.

01:14:52.000 Let's take her some calls indeed.

01:14:56.000 Austin, you're on the fucking line.

01:14:57.000 443.

01:14:58.000 Make it quick.

01:15:00.000 Hello?

01:15:00.000 Hello.

01:15:01.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:15:02.000 Hello.

01:15:03.000 Hello?

01:15:04.000 Go ahead, Carla.

01:15:07.000 Is it me?

01:15:07.000 I'm on here?

01:15:08.000 Yeah, you're on.

01:15:09.000 Fuck out of here.

01:15:09.000 You're dead?

01:15:11.000 Oh, my God.

01:15:11.000 Holy shit.

01:15:12.000 What's up, y'all?

01:15:13.000 What's happening?

01:15:14.000 What's up, girl?

01:15:16.000 Gavin, you owe me money or something, bro.

01:15:19.000 What the fuck was that?

01:15:21.000 For what?

01:15:23.000 Bro, you scared me to death.

01:15:26.000 After I watched that show, and I thought you were really arrested, like, all day, the day after that, I was at work just worried about you and your kids and your wife.

01:15:38.000 You scared the shit out of me, dog.

01:15:40.000 Yeah, that's okay.

01:15:41.000 You could be scared.

01:15:43.000 Bro, I was depressed.

01:15:45.000 You could be depressed.

01:15:46.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:15:48.000 Man.

01:15:50.000 I don't.

01:15:51.000 All right.

01:15:52.000 Thanks for calling.

01:15:53.000 We got a letter here.

01:15:54.000 Smallest police officer.

01:15:56.000 If you were a cop, would you rather have a female cop or this guy to watch your back?

01:16:00.000 I don't know why I'm so excited for Maddie to see this.

01:16:03.000 I got to see this.

01:16:04.000 What the fuck are we doing?

01:16:10.000 I mean, this affirmative action is getting a little ridiculous.

01:16:17.000 Oh, hell no.

01:16:18.000 That ain't a real cop.

01:16:20.000 What are we doing here?

01:16:21.000 That is not a real cop.

01:16:23.000 He is three feet tall and has no arms.

01:16:28.000 Is he part of the NYP we?

01:16:29.000 Small officer.

01:16:34.000 Why?

01:16:36.000 Like, I can't.

01:16:37.000 Every time I'm drunk in a bar and with strangers, I always go, cops should be male and 6'2.

01:16:43.000 That's not real.

01:16:44.000 Small officer, the smallest cop.

01:16:46.000 He's a small officer.

01:16:47.000 Nigga, that's a midget.

01:16:49.000 It's a small officer.

01:16:50.000 You know, I was trying to look up how many midgets there are in the world the other day, and you can't look it up because they don't, midget doesn't search in Google anymore.

01:17:00.000 So they go, little person.

01:17:02.000 So I go, how many little people are there in America?

01:17:05.000 And that doesn't come up because it's too general of a term, little person.

01:17:10.000 Can you search dwarf?

01:17:12.000 And then you find, well, I don't want dwarf.

01:17:14.000 I want like all the shrimps together.

01:17:17.000 Well, dwarfs are short, too.

01:17:18.000 I know, but I want how many dwarfs.

01:17:22.000 Okay, does that include midgets?

01:17:25.000 No, I think they're, right?

01:17:26.000 They are different things.

01:17:27.000 Yeah, midgets have different proportions.

01:17:29.000 Oh, wait, wait.

01:17:30.000 Dwarves are like you and I, but tiny, shrunk down.

01:17:34.000 Right.

01:17:34.000 Midgets have the fucking weird.

01:17:37.000 Now you're into it.

01:17:39.000 And then you look up, there's like the National Little People Association.

01:17:42.000 I don't know, is everyone enrolled in that?

01:17:44.000 I don't know what that means.

01:17:46.000 Oh, the word midget is highly offensive.

01:17:50.000 Yeah, the midgets.

01:17:51.000 Dude, I think I'm ready to announce something.

01:17:54.000 Okay.

01:17:56.000 I just got sued for a billion dollars.

01:18:00.000 Qué pasa?

01:18:02.000 From the secretary?

01:18:04.000 No way.

01:18:05.000 It's settled now.

01:18:08.000 I settled for zero.

01:18:11.000 That's good.

01:18:11.000 That's a win.

01:18:12.000 But it cost me a lot of money to take it to court.

01:18:19.000 So I couldn't talk about the lawsuit when it was in the courts.

01:18:24.000 And I probably could have gotten away with just going, I'm not reacting, but I don't know.

01:18:29.000 I pussied out and I got a lawyer to respond.

01:18:32.000 Well, it was all three of you, right?

01:18:34.000 She sued me, Shane and Sarouche, for $1 billion.

01:18:38.000 Of course, they just use vice money.

01:18:40.000 So I think they're counter-suing her for a bullshit lawsuit.

01:18:45.000 Oh, for legal fees.

01:18:46.000 Which is dumb because they're not getting any money.

01:18:48.000 But I think their lawyers, God knows how much they paid.

01:18:51.000 I ended up paying, I think, 25 grand.

01:18:54.000 Just to make this...

01:19:01.000 That's a real problem with the legal system.

01:19:04.000 And by the way, it was a whore finding a lawyer who would go near me.

01:19:08.000 Even though the allegations were not like, I fucked a baby or anything.

01:19:11.000 It was...

01:19:12.000 Her...

01:19:19.000 Was that in Canada or America?

01:19:21.000 So we were originally working for this company called Image Interculturel, and that was in Montreal, and we had Voice of Montreal.

01:19:29.000 She worked there, and she did our sales.

01:19:31.000 We were nothing.

01:19:33.000 I should actually might do a deep dive on this next week, but we were a 16-page newsprint, like sub-village voice.

01:19:41.000 Take the New York Post and pull out all the pages but four, and you'll have a 16-page newsprint.

01:19:47.000 We were a pamphlet.

01:19:49.000 And the ads we were getting were like a local coffee shop would give us 20 bucks for their, and we put their business card on one page of like 50 business cards.

01:20:00.000 We were not making any money.

01:20:02.000 And one of our allegations were we farmed her out to advertise.

01:20:05.000 She's a black woman, believe it or not, and the lawyer was a black woman.

01:20:09.000 Both coincidences, I'm sure.

01:20:12.000 And we would farm her out to clients who would then drug her and fuck her for a business card.

01:20:22.000 Even though she's not very expensive.

01:20:24.000 Wow.

01:20:25.000 But the reason she popped into my head was I avoided her like the plague because I found her to be nutty.

01:20:32.000 I'm speaking very carefully here because she's obviously very litigious.

01:20:38.000 And two things I remember about her was one was, well, three things actually.

01:20:42.000 One was she told me midgets are rich.

01:20:49.000 Just midgets.

01:20:52.000 And I go, what?

01:20:53.000 Like all midgets?

01:20:54.000 That's why I wanted to, because I told my kids this story recently and I was like, I want to know the number.

01:20:58.000 I think 30 to 40,000 is accurate, actually, in America.

01:21:02.000 And I go, oh, why, how, how are they rich?

01:21:07.000 And she goes, oh, you got to look at like Time Bandits, Willy Wonka.

01:21:11.000 They make money from those movies.

01:21:15.000 Okay, Time Bandits was British midgets.

01:21:18.000 Willy Wonka was American midgets.

01:21:20.000 So now we're looking at all of America and all of Britain's midgets.

01:21:24.000 So now I think we're up to 50,000.

01:21:26.000 And you just showed me 17 who probably got $2,000 each.

01:21:34.000 Like, how much did you get to be in Willy Wonka?

01:21:37.000 Yeah.

01:21:38.000 I bet you got two grand.

01:21:39.000 The Oompa Loompas got two grand each is my guess.

01:21:43.000 Time Bandits, maybe more.

01:21:44.000 They're a more integral part of the plot.

01:21:47.000 Maybe they got four grand.

01:21:48.000 There were a bunch of midgets in The Wizard of Oz?

01:21:50.000 Yeah.

01:21:50.000 There's probably like 17.

01:21:54.000 So that was one thing.

01:21:55.000 And then another time we were talking, I was like, yeah, well, that's the problem.

01:22:00.000 It's like a dog's cunt.

01:22:01.000 I can't remember what the context was.

01:22:03.000 And she goes, dogs don't have vaginas.

01:22:06.000 And I go, how do you think they reproduce?

01:22:09.000 And she went like this after I said that.

01:22:10.000 She went.

01:22:14.000 So anyway, vice was her idea according to her in this lawsuit.

01:22:18.000 And of course, the third thing I remember is when I hired Shane to do sales, he's like, we can't work with this.

01:22:23.000 She's not, this is not working.

01:22:26.000 So he fired her, and then she ran downstairs and started screaming on the streets, yelling at cars.

01:22:33.000 Anyway, after we left them, we changed the name from Voice of Montreal to Vice.

01:22:39.000 We paid them $35,000 over the course of, I think, a year and a half.

01:22:44.000 Every month, it was like a $1,500 fee or something, which we didn't have to do.

01:22:48.000 We changed the name, but we were 25 years old.

01:22:51.000 We were stupid kids, and they threatened lawyers, and we got scared.

01:22:54.000 So we went, okay, okay, we'll pay you for the right of leaving.

01:23:00.000 Of course, we don't have any of this paperwork.

01:23:02.000 The paperwork's from 1995 or 6.

01:23:05.000 I don't even think the banks would have the check we sent out.

01:23:10.000 Can you do forensics in 1996?

01:23:13.000 Sure, you could.

01:23:14.000 I'm going to bring in the lawsuit.

01:23:15.000 It's pretty amazing to read.

01:23:17.000 She says that I twisted her arm.

01:23:22.000 I don't think she realizes that that's a colloquialism, and no one literally twists an arm.

01:23:29.000 And she said I was racist because I would use the word packy around Sarush a lot, which is true.

01:23:37.000 Not that I'm a racist, but that Sarush and I would say packy every second word because he was a packy and we thought it was funny.

01:23:44.000 But not once in the lawsuit did this black woman accuse me of using the N-word.

01:23:49.000 Now, surely if I'm a racist and I'm working in a room of three people, me, her, and Sarush, white guy, brown guy, black woman, wouldn't I be calling her the N-word?

01:24:00.000 Wouldn't that have come up once or twice?

01:24:05.000 So anyway, I talked to, when I was talking to the lawyer, he goes, you realize this could all be true?

01:24:10.000 I'm like, it's not true.

01:24:11.000 He goes, no, no, no.

01:24:12.000 Hear me out.

01:24:13.000 This could all be true, and it's perfectly legal.

01:24:16.000 It's legal to encourage your clients to date a girl, even if you think they might be up to something nefarious.

01:24:25.000 It's unethical, but it's technically legal.

01:24:28.000 And then if this was your idea, what is it called?

01:24:33.000 The Diary of Expectations?

01:24:36.000 Statute of Limitations Is over.

01:24:39.000 And then all that, like, it was your idea.

01:24:43.000 Yeah, you paid a company to leave.

01:24:45.000 You have to move on this sooner than what's 1995 to now?

01:24:50.000 20 years?

01:24:51.000 27 years?

01:24:52.000 You got to move a little quicker than 27 years, my dears.

01:24:58.000 Yes?

01:24:58.000 So that was a fucking ridiculous.

01:25:01.000 How long did that drag out in the courts?

01:25:02.000 What?

01:25:03.000 How long did that drag out in the courts?

01:25:06.000 So it never technically made it to court, though it wasn't dismissed, so it was on its way to court.

01:25:12.000 But I think I got these papers served to me at my home three years ago, two years ago.

01:25:20.000 You've seen 2018, is that right?

01:25:22.000 That sounds right.

01:25:23.000 What do you mean you've seen it?

01:25:24.000 It's online?

01:25:25.000 Yeah.

01:25:26.000 What?

01:25:27.000 Yep.

01:25:28.000 Shut up.

01:25:28.000 You want to see the article?

01:25:30.000 Shut up.

01:25:32.000 Yes, I want to see the article.

01:25:35.000 What is this?

01:25:37.000 Sexual harassment faced lawsuit for systemic pay discrimination.

01:25:40.000 No, that's a totally different thing, you absolute terrible retard.

01:25:45.000 It's weird because when you said $25,000, I'm seeing $25,000 there, and I'm like, well, what else could you do?

01:25:50.000 $25,000.

01:25:51.000 I never said $25,000.

01:25:52.000 No, you said you paid your lawyer $25,000.

01:25:54.000 Yeah, that's what I paid my lawyer retard.

01:25:56.000 I'm earning $25,000.

01:25:59.000 Former employee sues Weiss, claiming it pays well.

01:26:01.000 Okay, so that's happening a lot then.

01:26:03.000 Yeah, that's a completely different thing.

01:26:06.000 That's true of every company, basically, where they say you're racist and you're sexist.

01:26:10.000 Elizabeth Rose.

01:26:12.000 This is from 1994.

01:26:15.000 She wants $1 billion.

01:26:17.000 And I said to my lawyer, I go, I've heard of class action suits with like cigarette smoking and shit and Philip Morris, but have you ever heard of an individual, one person, suing for the likes of a billion dollars?

01:26:29.000 And he goes, I have definitely not heard of that.

01:26:33.000 I've heard of a couple hundred mil.

01:26:36.000 Like that family who their son was going down a water slide, and I think he stood up and he was completely decapitated.

01:26:45.000 They got 25 million.

01:26:48.000 Not even close to a billion for coming up with the idea.

01:26:53.000 And what is the idea of vice?

01:26:56.000 Like the first issues of Vice after we left were just like a zine.

01:27:01.000 Hey, there's a skateboarder and here's a band.

01:27:04.000 And there was no idea there.

01:27:07.000 It was my personality, basically.

01:27:11.000 Anyway, I've been itching to tell you guys about that, but haven't been able to.

01:27:14.000 And I guess I'll bring it in.

01:27:15.000 But it's like this thick of just brutal insanity.

01:27:21.000 And I bet you the lawyer went, you know what?

01:27:26.000 We sue for a billion.

01:27:27.000 Even if we get 1% of that, we could be going home with, is it a million bucks?

01:27:33.000 1%?

01:27:34.000 No.

01:27:35.000 A billion is $1,000.

01:27:36.000 $1,000.

01:27:38.000 So it's much less than a million.

01:27:41.000 I got to do that.

01:27:41.000 I hate these big numbers.

01:27:43.000 What is 1% of $1 billion?

01:27:52.000 $10 million.

01:27:54.000 Okay.

01:27:55.000 That's pretty good.

01:27:56.000 Yeah.

01:27:57.000 Not too shabby.

01:27:59.000 But you're not getting him.

01:28:01.000 You're not getting anything.

01:28:02.000 You're not getting a penny.

01:28:03.000 That's not the way it works.

01:28:06.000 If I ask to fuck every single Victoria Supermodel in the history of the Victoria Supermodel, even if one says yes, I get to fuck a Victoria's.

01:28:16.000 No.

01:28:18.000 Please call him right now and ask him what the fuck he's been up to.

01:28:20.000 He's with Marjorie Taylor Green.

01:28:24.000 Hi, gang.

01:28:25.000 Can we get a head up on the vicinity of the show?

01:28:27.000 Wait.

01:28:28.000 Las Vegas.

01:28:29.000 Is this her?

01:28:32.000 I think this is it, dude.

01:28:35.000 Does her name start with a P?

01:28:37.000 No, genius.

01:28:39.000 You got to pull up some detective shitty here.

01:28:41.000 Look at that.

01:28:41.000 Wait, what?

01:28:43.000 Said that she was traded arm to arm.

01:28:46.000 She was traded around like arm candy or traded around as a sexual object made her feel unsafe and blah, blah, blah, sexism.

01:28:55.000 Blah, blah.

01:28:56.000 And this is in your days.

01:28:59.000 Wait.

01:28:59.000 Vice founders Gavin McKinnon, Shane Smith are no strangest office behavior that would be deemed inappropriate back in 2003.

01:29:05.000 Again, Ryan, I've been talking about 1994.

01:29:08.000 Smith bragged about having sex and origin with models, blah, blah, blah.

01:29:12.000 Yeah.

01:29:13.000 If you had followed anything Vice or even watched this show, you'd know that they had a bunch of this shit a few years ago.

01:29:22.000 And they replaced Shane with a broadband.

01:29:27.000 That actually, it's strange that I'm defending Vice, but that shit is all bullshit.

01:29:34.000 They went woke, they got broke, they hired all these trannies and feminists and stuff, and then they started getting lawsuits because that's what happens.

01:29:41.000 We saw this with that, remember that coffee shop where they said we're having an egalitarian, super equal, lesbian, vegan coffee shop, and within a few days they had to close down because the workers decided they deserve it.

01:29:56.000 I wonder what's up with that now.

01:29:59.000 I bet it went bankrupt.

01:30:02.000 They gave it to the workers and the workers fucked it up.

01:30:04.000 Like South Africa.

01:30:06.000 Hi, gang.

01:30:06.000 Can we head up in the vicinity of the show?

01:30:08.000 I want to make sure I get a hotel room close.

01:30:10.000 Why?

01:30:11.000 It's Vegas.

01:30:12.000 Everything's close.

01:30:14.000 It's very close, yeah.

01:30:15.000 Also, what's planned after the show?

01:30:16.000 We can hang with you and the gang.

01:30:18.000 Koomi said he'd be gambling.

01:30:19.000 Is Maddie going to be there?

01:30:20.000 Yes, Maddie will be there.

01:30:23.000 Vicity of the show.

01:30:24.000 Like, it's not going to be in the outskirts of Vegas.

01:30:29.000 If anything, you had your bet.

01:30:31.000 Go right between old and new Vegas, and you're in the center of everything.

01:30:35.000 Let's take a call.

01:30:36.000 But I'll see if I can answer your question anyway, even though I'm annoyed.

01:30:39.000 303, you're on the lead.

01:30:42.000 Am I on the show, 303?

01:30:44.000 Yeah, it's called 303.

01:30:46.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:30:50.000 I'll ask for something really special here.

01:30:52.000 Can I have two things as one is long?

01:30:56.000 The first one is praising you.

01:30:59.000 Craving you?

01:31:01.000 Praising you?

01:31:02.000 Praising you.

01:31:03.000 I've been a big fan.

01:31:05.000 Okay.

01:31:06.000 You only get one thing, though.

01:31:07.000 Are you sure you want to waste it on that?

01:31:11.000 I'll do the one thing.

01:31:12.000 So I'm moving into my own place for the first time.

01:31:15.000 I've had like roommates and stuff, and I was wondering if you had any tips or any advice for someone who's moving into their own place for the first time.

01:31:26.000 Thanks for calling.

01:31:28.000 Have a home warming party.

01:31:30.000 Yeah, what the hell was that call?

01:31:33.000 I'm looking at the venue now.

01:31:35.000 It's south of Chinatown, south Las Vegas.

01:31:39.000 It's not far from the Excalibur.

01:31:44.000 It's not far from Caesar's Palace, I guess.

01:31:49.000 I just moved into a new apartment outside.

01:31:51.000 All Hill Caesar.

01:31:54.000 Oh, I can't do the absolute.

01:31:57.000 How far is Caesar's Palace?

01:31:58.000 That's a 10-minute drive.

01:32:02.000 So yeah, I guess I would say south.

01:32:06.000 Paradise.

01:32:11.000 Paradise.

01:32:14.000 Anyway.

01:32:14.000 Paradise.

01:32:16.000 Next call.

01:32:16.000 Anywho.

01:32:17.000 That call was retarded.

01:32:18.000 I'm moving into a new place.

01:32:20.000 What should I?

01:32:20.000 I don't know.

01:32:21.000 Are you talking about furnishing it?

01:32:22.000 Get some pots and pans and buy some spaghetti.

01:32:25.000 Yeah, just get essentials first and then start filling in the space.

01:32:28.000 Yeah, what the fuck.

01:32:30.000 Don't be a retard.

01:32:31.000 Hello.

01:32:32.000 Hello.

01:32:32.000 What's going on?

01:32:34.000 Hey, is this me?

01:32:36.000 That's you?

01:32:38.000 Hey, hey, I just want to say real quick, that first, that one caller that said you owe him something, fuck that bitch.

01:32:46.000 I mean, as far as I'm concerned, the social media was the show.

01:32:51.000 But secondly, what I wanted to say was I've been dating a girl for about a year, and I've been red-pilling her on the gas for a while now.

01:33:02.000 And everything was going great.

01:33:04.000 We bought tickets to the show.

01:33:05.000 She's ready to go.

01:33:07.000 And she was wondering why y'all aren't announcing where the show was at.

01:33:12.000 And I had to tell her, you know, Antifa might show up.

01:33:16.000 I speculated a whole bunch of shit, which whatever.

01:33:19.000 But really, she started to get cold feet around the prank thing.

01:33:23.000 So all I want to really say is, like, hey, could you give her a shout out and go, like, everything's going to be cool.

01:33:28.000 We got security, whatever.

01:33:30.000 Nothing to worry about if that's possible.

01:33:31.000 Yeah, also, Antifa's not showing up in Vegas anytime soon.

01:33:35.000 I don't think anyone from Antifa.

01:33:36.000 I'm sorry, I'm going to Dallas.

01:33:37.000 Dallas.

01:33:38.000 Oh, Dallas.

01:33:39.000 Yeah.

01:33:41.000 Well, that's different.

01:33:42.000 Yeah, they could possibly show up there, but Dallas should be.

01:33:45.000 I want them to, but.

01:33:46.000 Should be our town.

01:33:48.000 Like, that's our shit.

01:33:49.000 You show up in Dallas.

01:33:52.000 You fucked up.

01:33:55.000 It will be fine.

01:33:56.000 And the reason we are reluctant to give out the address is not because we're scared Antifa will show up and break the windows.

01:34:04.000 The problem is them harassing the venue from afar.

01:34:08.000 Like my talk at the Metropolitan Club here in New York City was they just harassed the old lady who worked there, calling her a cunt, saying, I'm going to rape you, doing all this shit, for 14 days before the venue.

01:34:24.000 So it's before the talk.

01:34:27.000 So it's not really to prevent Antifa showing up and fighting, although that would be true in New York, Berkeley, Portland, Austin, a lot of places, but not Dallas.

01:34:40.000 The reason we're reluctant to say anything in Dallas is because the venue would get harassed as shit.

01:34:47.000 So you'll be fine, my dear.

01:34:50.000 Also, what are they going to do?

01:34:51.000 Beat up everyone who goes there?

01:34:53.000 It's a lot of beat up.

01:34:54.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:34:56.000 I'm a tall motherfucker.

01:34:57.000 I'll be there.

01:34:58.000 I can't wait to see you, man.

01:35:00.000 Been a follower for a long time, so I'm looking forward to it.

01:35:03.000 Yeah, the only person who's at any risk of getting hurt is me.

01:35:08.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:35:09.000 That's how you get two things, by the way.

01:35:11.000 Previous caller, he did literally what you asked for.

01:35:14.000 You're like, can I suck your dick for a second and then say the thing?

01:35:16.000 That guy did it.

01:35:18.000 He's got to be quick.

01:35:20.000 You could sneak one back.

01:35:21.000 Yo, G-Bone, steak, and rye toast.

01:35:24.000 Okay.

01:35:25.000 Been following you since TJMS started on Compound and was wondering whatever happened to your relationship with Charles C. Johnson.

01:35:30.000 Can't seem to remember him.

01:35:32.000 He kind of disappeared.

01:35:33.000 I talked to him sometimes.

01:35:34.000 He really liked this prank.

01:35:37.000 He texted me and without even saying, is it real?

01:35:40.000 He was like, that was epic.

01:35:44.000 What kind of bike does Maddie ride?

01:35:47.000 I have two.

01:35:49.000 I have Triumph and I have a Harley FXR.

01:35:55.000 And what about that big fancy one that got flooded?

01:35:58.000 That's my FXR.

01:36:01.000 Are you going to fix that up and resell it or what do you think?

01:36:04.000 Actually, I've been thinking about doing it, but I've also been thinking about buying a new bike.

01:36:08.000 Not a brand new bike.

01:36:09.000 Like, I want to buy a couple of the ones that I lost.

01:36:13.000 Like a Dyna FXDX.

01:36:17.000 A what, sorry?

01:36:18.000 A Dyna FXDX.

01:36:22.000 It's a Dyna Superglide Sport.

01:36:25.000 Kitchen with Dyna.

01:36:28.000 How could you compete with that Triumph Superbike on long trips?

01:36:32.000 What could possibly be?

01:36:33.000 I've ridden my FXDX cross-country like three times.

01:36:37.000 Holy shit.

01:36:40.000 My FXR is just for like around town and stuff like that.

01:36:44.000 But yeah, right now I have a Triumph Tiger 1200 and my FXR.

01:36:51.000 But going from a 1200 Tiger to an FXDR, that must be an RV to a bicycle.

01:37:00.000 1600?

01:37:01.000 Something like that?

01:37:04.000 Bigger, bigger motor.

01:37:06.000 Huh.

01:37:07.000 The FXDR is a 1600?

01:37:09.000 FXDX, yeah.

01:37:10.000 DX?

01:37:11.000 Had a big bore kit on it and stuff.

01:37:12.000 Tons of fairing and stuff, so you just...

01:37:16.000 Ripping it.

01:37:19.000 Wrapping it up, as they would say.

01:37:23.000 Thank you, G-Dog.

01:37:24.000 You will need to sign my hot sauce.

01:37:25.000 I can't fucking wait.

01:37:26.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:37:27.000 Okay.

01:37:30.000 I've noticed that.

01:37:31.000 Don't let my chairs stop.

01:37:32.000 Uh-oh.

01:37:33.000 What's up?

01:37:34.000 We got a wheelchair thing, a pee and Peel situation.

01:37:37.000 Uh-oh.

01:37:38.000 He wants you to roast him, but he's got a wheelchair.

01:37:42.000 Okay.

01:37:43.000 Where is this?

01:37:44.000 A call?

01:37:45.000 No, in that same one that you stopped reading.

01:37:47.000 Oh, don't let my chair stop you.

01:37:51.000 Hey, Ryan, Gavin, and Maddie.

01:37:53.000 I've noticed Gav rocks a rollie.

01:37:54.000 Maddie, I think, has a Garmin instinct.

01:37:57.000 Yes, that's true.

01:37:59.000 Who cares what Ryan wears?

01:38:01.000 Probably G-Shock.

01:38:02.000 No.

01:38:03.000 Gav, what's a good classic and affordable watch?

01:38:05.000 Has to look good with the business, blah, blah, blah.

01:38:07.000 Hamilton Khaki seems like a winner to me.

01:38:09.000 Maddie, how do you like the Garmin?

01:38:12.000 I just got one.

01:38:12.000 I love it.

01:38:13.000 Have you used any of the GPS stuff?

01:38:16.000 I don't really use the GPS stuff too much because I have my phone for that.

01:38:21.000 But I like the Garmin.

01:38:23.000 You know, it keeps track of my heart rate, sleep, all that stuff.

01:38:26.000 I use it for health things for my doctor.

01:38:28.000 Like it's linked to my health app on my phone and it gets transported to them.

01:38:33.000 So they could tell if you had a...

01:38:41.000 No, I used to have that called telehealth.

01:38:44.000 I swear to God, it blew my mind one time.

01:38:47.000 Like when I first was diagnosed in 2017, I used to have to get up every day and I had all this equipment in my house.

01:38:54.000 And there was like a key, like a box that would flash in the morning.

01:38:58.000 I would have to answer questions, and then I would have to take my pulse ox.

01:39:01.000 I'd have to do my blood pressure and weigh myself.

01:39:04.000 And one day, my weight went up like by four pounds.

01:39:09.000 And within minutes, like, I used to, because with heart failure, if you're gaining weight that much in more than like two or three pounds in a day, it means your body's rotating fluids.

01:39:19.000 That means it's putting stress on your heart.

01:39:21.000 I swear to God, I was like, nobody ever listens to this shit.

01:39:24.000 As soon as I got on and did my afternoon weight, within 20 minutes, someone called my house and says, Mr. Hotel, is everything okay?

01:39:30.000 We've noticed you've gained like three pounds.

01:39:32.000 I was like, holy shit.

01:39:35.000 But the implant in my chest, I'm monitored 24 hours a day.

01:39:39.000 But wait, you say the thing would be flashing.

01:39:42.000 You'd have to answer questions.

01:39:43.000 Answer questions like verbally or you'd hook up a keyboard.

01:39:47.000 It would ask me questions on a screen and I would touch it.

01:39:50.000 Oh, it was like yes or no.

01:39:51.000 Yeah, yes, no questions.

01:39:53.000 It was called telehealth.

01:39:56.000 Yep.

01:39:57.000 But oh, if you didn't know, I mean, I'm going for another heart surgery in October 6th.

01:40:02.000 No way.

01:40:03.000 Yeah, I'm going to have a watchman device implanted into the upper left atria of my heart.

01:40:10.000 And what does that do?

01:40:11.000 Well, it's going to help me get off blood thinners.

01:40:13.000 But this, it's not going to affect my congestive heart failure, my cardiomyopathy.

01:40:19.000 It's going to help remedy my atrial fibrillation, my AFib.

01:40:25.000 So is that good news or bad news?

01:40:26.000 Am I happy or sad?

01:40:27.000 Oh, it's good news.

01:40:28.000 That'll be off blood thinners.

01:40:30.000 Okay, so I'm sad.

01:40:32.000 I got it.

01:40:34.000 October 6th, I'll be in the hospital again for another surgery.

01:40:38.000 Hey, Gab, glad to see you made it out of prison in that colony in France.

01:40:42.000 Check this out.

01:40:42.000 Maddie has mentioned growing up around the 90s rap group Brand Nubian.

01:40:47.000 It turns out one of their members is fairly based.

01:40:50.000 Sadat X is always posting stuff like this.

01:40:54.000 Who knows?

01:40:55.000 Sadat might be a good guest.

01:40:57.000 He probably agree with you on a lot of shit.

01:41:00.000 And it's a picture of Sadat X saying, I warned y'all, this is the next step after they get you to accept pedophilia.

01:41:07.000 And it's a headline that says, Decriminalize sex with animals.

01:41:09.000 Zoophilia Pride Marchers demand LGBTQI plus movement add a Z. That can't be real.

01:41:22.000 Are they really pushing that we add a Z?

01:41:25.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:41:26.000 They really want to fuck a dog.

01:41:27.000 I noticed a lot of blacks are two-based.

01:41:30.000 We've been rallying together in my building for some of the issues that are going on, like some of the laundry units not working and shit and the parking spot issues.

01:41:42.000 They're starting like a Laundry Lives Matter movement.

01:41:45.000 Something like that.

01:41:45.000 Yeah, there's a black guy in our building who's signing a petition and getting us all together, which is really cool.

01:41:51.000 But it's so funny how quickly the owner of the building being a Jew came up.

01:41:56.000 And it was just like, well, he a Jew, so you know.

01:41:59.000 And I was like, yeah, his laundry ain't working.

01:42:03.000 It's like, whoa.

01:42:04.000 And you've got to ask yourself, when the laundry don't work, who owns the laundry machine?

01:42:09.000 It's a Jew.

01:42:10.000 Yeah.

01:42:13.000 Think about it.

01:42:14.000 And you know how they do.

01:42:15.000 And then I'm like, I got to go.

01:42:19.000 It was like, what the fuck?

01:42:21.000 We got to at least talk in the basement if you want to chat about this, sir.

01:42:24.000 Yeah, it's a secret.

01:42:27.000 Don't say the quiet part out loud.

01:42:29.000 Since they're such a protected class, blacks that they can really get away with that.

01:42:33.000 And I noticed that the old hostel I used to work at, too, was free Jew hate or Jew suspicion all over the place.

01:42:43.000 Okay.

01:42:44.000 Sadat X. Let's take a call.

01:42:46.000 You knew Sadat X?

01:42:48.000 I don't know him personally.

01:42:49.000 I know, I mean, his real name is Derek Murphy.

01:42:52.000 He grew up in the projects in Orchelle, Linga Park, believing around that area.

01:42:59.000 Then you had Grand Pubah, which is Billy Dixon.

01:43:02.000 And then you had Lorenzo DeChales, which is Lord Jamar.

01:43:05.000 You know, it's funny.

01:43:06.000 We're up in Montreal in the 90s, white kids in a French province, and we knew all about Sedatex, Brand Nubian, Grand Pubah, interviews in Voice of Montreal or Vice at the time.

01:43:21.000 Like we were so dialed into the new Rochelle Yonkers, Bronx rap scene.

01:43:27.000 It was bizarre.

01:43:28.000 Mount Vernon was big at the time.

01:43:30.000 Can you imagine a Yonkers newspaper really worried about Montreal fucking folk artists?

01:43:37.000 It's unfathomable.

01:43:40.000 Well, it was a new type of music, and hip-hop was created in New York City, so.

01:43:44.000 Yeah.

01:43:44.000 It's got to be exciting.

01:43:45.000 It's the birthplace.

01:43:46.000 And there's such a clear-cut bam.

01:43:49.000 So this call is 912 Miscarriage, is all it says.

01:43:54.000 Uh-oh.

01:43:55.000 All right there.

01:43:58.000 912?

01:44:01.000 Hey.

01:44:04.000 It wasn't miscarriage, it was actually marriage.

01:44:06.000 I was just going to say it's only due to your influence that I'm not where I am today.

01:44:14.000 I was stuck in college and just miserable.

01:44:20.000 Was listening to you since 2016 and decided to pick up plumbing.

01:44:28.000 And now I'm married and have a nine-month-old baby.

01:44:33.000 Congratulations.

01:44:33.000 Victor.

01:44:34.000 I've never been happier.

01:44:35.000 Yeah.

01:44:36.000 Oh, that's such good news.

01:44:40.000 So you dropped out of college and became a plumber.

01:44:44.000 Yes.

01:44:45.000 It's funny how with my generation, and I don't think my parents would be like this, but most of my friends' parents in middle-class suburban Canada, they would be crushed if their sons dropped out of school and became plumbers.

01:44:58.000 That would be an absolute failure.

01:45:00.000 Let me tell you something.

01:45:01.000 A New York City plumber, a U. Plumber in New York, it's probably just hourly rate, not even his full benefit package.

01:45:08.000 Probably hourly rate right about now is probably around $60, $65 an hour.

01:45:13.000 Well, I read if you work for the city as a plumber and you do like municipal buildings, it's a quarter mill a year.

01:45:20.000 Oh, plus they do all the side jobs, they keep all the copper.

01:45:23.000 I mean, there's tons of ways you can do it.

01:45:24.000 You got to eat the mic a little more, Matt.

01:45:27.000 Yeah, more mic, Matt.

01:45:28.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:45:29.000 I mean, they keep all the, what they call Mongo, all the copper, everything like that.

01:45:34.000 Then, you know, they do tons of side jobs.

01:45:37.000 So, caller, tell us about your first year.

01:45:42.000 My first year of plumbing?

01:45:44.000 Yeah.

01:45:44.000 What was your income or was it all school?

01:45:48.000 What was that?

01:45:49.000 Well, my understanding is even when you're at school, you can make money.

01:45:56.000 Yeah, I had a side job, but it wasn't much.

01:45:59.000 And I had GI Bill, scholarship for school.

01:46:03.000 But once I told my parents I wanted to do plumbing, I got asked if I was sure about it about 20 times.

01:46:10.000 And I was very happy once I got into it.

01:46:16.000 So you didn't have the same kind of school bill that your peers had.

01:46:23.000 Right, that's correct.

01:46:25.000 And what would their bill be?

01:46:28.000 I don't fucking know.

01:46:30.000 Way too high.

01:46:33.000 And does it take seven years?

01:46:35.000 How does it take seven years?

01:46:37.000 What, to be a plumber?

01:46:39.000 Well, I'm doing an apprenticeship, so I couldn't get my license in three years, and I'm already two years in.

01:46:46.000 So, and don't you also have to combine that, or you should combine that with like a gas license and all these other licenses to work with other things?

01:46:56.000 Well, your gas license comes when you get your master's plumber license.

01:47:01.000 Okay.

01:47:02.000 Are you going for that?

01:47:05.000 Well, I have to get my journeyman's license first, and then I can go for my master's license.

01:47:10.000 So I'm talking to you because I'm talking to all of our listeners.

01:47:14.000 So I want them to know what's in store for them.

01:47:18.000 So like, let's talk big picture here.

01:47:23.000 How long from zero to master plumber?

01:47:30.000 So I believe it's, so for me, it's three years to get my journeyman's, and then I think it's seven years after journeyman's to master plumber.

01:47:42.000 Okay, but during those seven, so that's 10 years.

01:47:44.000 Now we're like oncologists at this point.

01:47:48.000 But during this time, you're making money.

01:47:51.000 You're employed.

01:47:52.000 You're not like sitting in a classroom the whole time, like typing out essays.

01:47:58.000 No, I've been doing it for two years now, and about a year in, I started running calls by myself and making commission and everything.

01:48:08.000 Great.

01:48:09.000 And what's a good day?

01:48:12.000 A good day?

01:48:14.000 I mean, you can do a repipe on a house in about two days.

01:48:21.000 And, you know, that can be anywhere from $8,000 to $15,000.

01:48:27.000 And you're making 20% commission off of that.

01:48:30.000 And what do you call this?

01:48:31.000 A re-fi on a house?

01:48:32.000 A re-what on a house?

01:48:33.000 A re-pipe.

01:48:35.000 A repipe.

01:48:37.000 Repiping the water lines.

01:48:39.000 For the entire house?

01:48:41.000 Yes.

01:48:43.000 So repiping an entire home from top to bottom, the upstairs toilet, the kitchen sink, the basement toilet.

01:48:52.000 That can't be right.

01:48:53.000 100%.

01:48:54.000 What does repipe mean?

01:48:57.000 All the water lines.

01:48:58.000 100%.

01:48:59.000 In Georgia, we don't have basements.

01:49:02.000 Oh, okay.

01:49:03.000 So 100% of the house's water lines redone in two days?

01:49:08.000 Yes.

01:49:08.000 Does that include carpentry?

01:49:09.000 Like you have to fix the walls, break down the walls?

01:49:15.000 No.

01:49:16.000 Did you hear that question from Ryan, Detective Shitty?

01:49:19.000 He thinks.

01:49:20.000 The fag?

01:49:21.000 No, I didn't hear his question.

01:49:23.000 He said, do you have to knock down walls and fix all the walls and do drywall?

01:49:27.000 I'm sorry about that.

01:49:28.000 No, we don't redo the walls, but we'll bust them open.

01:49:31.000 So where's the water heater in Georgia?

01:49:33.000 Is it up in the kitchen, just like sitting there?

01:49:37.000 Sadly, most of the time it's in the attic.

01:49:40.000 Huh.

01:49:40.000 Why do you say sadly you've got to crawl up there and get all hot?

01:49:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:49:45.000 Well, when things go wrong with the water heater, you know, you don't want it to be in your attic.

01:49:52.000 You rather it be in your basement, but we don't have those.

01:49:55.000 But the best situation is that for it to be in your garage, basically.

01:50:00.000 Yeah.

01:50:01.000 I've had two water heaters leak in the past five years.

01:50:06.000 The bottom rusted out.

01:50:09.000 And I said this on the show before and people didn't understand what I was so confused about.

01:50:14.000 But in both times with the water heater, the guy called up a junk man and the junk man came by and was happy to pick up the water heater.

01:50:24.000 Which I'm like, it must be worth 10 bucks.

01:50:28.000 Yeah, water heaters aren't worth that much.

01:50:30.000 They're so thin.

01:50:32.000 Yeah.

01:50:33.000 And there's some copper at the top, but nothing to write home about.

01:50:37.000 And the meanwhile, the guy's driving like 40 minutes, I don't know, half an hour to get to me, and then another 40 minutes back for 10, 15 bucks.

01:50:46.000 What?

01:50:47.000 Yeah, but they do it all the overall scrap guys.

01:50:52.000 I remember that question previously.

01:50:55.000 You were talking about that on the show, I don't even know how long ago.

01:50:58.000 And I still can't figure out the answer to that because we pay people to take our water heaters.

01:51:05.000 We don't fucking want them.

01:51:07.000 Yeah, they're paying me.

01:51:09.000 It's a bunch of garbage.

01:51:12.000 Wow, that's cool.

01:51:13.000 Well, I'm really glad to hear that.

01:51:14.000 I'm glad to hear you got a kid on the way.

01:51:16.000 I'm glad to hear you have a trade and you're not wasting your time with some fucking degree in speech pathology that costs you a quarter of a million dollars.

01:51:26.000 Congratulations.

01:51:32.000 No, he's mad at me.

01:51:35.000 What is this?

01:51:37.000 What's the matter?

01:51:38.000 I'm trying to read.

01:51:38.000 It's everyday, bro, with the Disney Channel Flow.

01:51:41.000 5 mil on YouTube in six months.

01:51:42.000 Never done before.

01:51:44.000 Past all the competition, man.

01:51:45.000 Pootie Pie is the next man.

01:51:47.000 I'm popping all these checks.

01:51:48.000 Got a brand new Rolex.

01:51:49.000 You should do this to a beat.

01:51:50.000 And I met a Lambo, too, and I'm coming with you.

01:51:52.000 We're wasting this.

01:51:53.000 We're wasting this.

01:51:53.000 And this is Team 10, bitch.

01:51:54.000 Who the hell are you flipping, yo?

01:51:56.000 We're wasting this.

01:51:58.000 You want to beat or not?

01:51:59.000 I want to beat.

01:52:00.000 Are you an MC or not?

01:52:01.000 I'm an MC.

01:52:02.000 I can't hear you.

01:52:05.000 I'm an MC.

01:52:06.000 Yeah.

01:52:09.000 Yo, right now we in the Bronx.

01:52:11.000 You know what it is?

01:52:12.000 The birthplace of motherfucking hip-hop.

01:52:14.000 We here with motherfucking G-Dog in the motherfucking his house.

01:52:17.000 We got Maddie keeping it down.

01:52:19.000 And you know, we got the motherfucking red zone up in here, Lockheed.

01:52:23.000 And we got some hawk, hawk, hawk, hawk, hawk boars.

01:52:27.000 It's about to be spitting on your bitch.

01:52:31.000 Bitch ass.

01:52:33.000 What?

01:52:34.000 What?

01:52:35.000 Y'all, I'ma spit this.

01:52:37.000 Do this.

01:52:38.000 Uh-huh.

01:52:39.000 For real.

01:52:40.000 Okay.

01:52:40.000 It's everyday roll with the Disney Channel flow.

01:52:44.000 Five billion on YouTube in six months.

01:52:47.000 Never.

01:52:48.000 Never done before.

01:52:50.000 Past the competition, man.

01:52:51.000 Booty Pot is next, man.

01:52:53.000 I'm popping all these checks.

01:52:55.000 Got a brand new Rolex.

01:52:57.000 And I'm at a Lambo.

01:52:59.000 And I'm coming with the crew.

01:53:01.000 This is Team 10, bitch.

01:53:03.000 Who the hell are flipping you?

01:53:05.000 And I know this doesn't rhyme anymore.

01:53:07.000 And I know I kicked him out of...

01:53:12.000 I let y'alls down.

01:53:14.000 That was fresh, you know.

01:53:15.000 I mean.

01:53:17.000 Start him young, this man says.

01:53:18.000 Our firstborn, three weeks old.

01:53:20.000 We'd like to thank G, we like to think G-Dog had something to do with it.

01:53:24.000 And there's a tiny little man, or maybe woman, with a remote, and I get off my lawn mug.

01:53:33.000 Oh, there you go.

01:53:35.000 You know what?

01:53:35.000 I don't approve.

01:53:38.000 If the kid falls asleep, that's going to spill.

01:53:41.000 That's true.

01:53:42.000 That's got to be on the side to do it.

01:53:44.000 Clearly the programming is boring.

01:53:46.000 Yeah.

01:53:47.000 The fuck.

01:53:48.000 What episode was this where I made you pass out?

01:53:56.000 Could have been one where there was maybe a knock on the door.

01:53:59.000 Maybe that's an hour and 45 minutes into the middle of the house.

01:54:01.000 Remember when they're that, like, Daphne is already too old for that face.

01:54:04.000 Remember when they're just like the tiniest little humans?

01:54:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:54:10.000 And you do things like you stare at their pinky toe toenail and you're like, this is literally the smallest thing in the universe.

01:54:18.000 Yeah.

01:54:19.000 It's crazy.

01:54:20.000 This is a grain of sand.

01:54:24.000 And then the next thing you know, they're telling you to fuck off.

01:54:28.000 And trying to, my son is smuggling Crocs into the house now.

01:54:32.000 Oh, my dude.

01:54:34.000 Crocs, and he wants Birkenstocks.

01:54:37.000 No, he doesn't.

01:54:38.000 No, he doesn't.

01:54:39.000 Yeah, I go, there's no Crocs, stocks, or dreadlocks in this house.

01:54:46.000 It's like, I need it for baseball.

01:54:48.000 I'm not going to wear my cleats to the game.

01:54:50.000 No, you wear your shoes to the game.

01:54:52.000 Then you change into your cleats.

01:54:54.000 You don't need fucking Crocs.

01:54:55.000 You're not a chef.

01:54:57.000 What would your son do if you sat him down and be like, we got to have a meeting real quick?

01:55:00.000 And you're dead serious.

01:55:00.000 And he's like, what's this about?

01:55:02.000 Like, the talk or something?

01:55:04.000 And you put on a hip-hop beat and you're like, yo, there's no Crocs, no socks, no dreadlocks.

01:55:09.000 And you just rap dead serious all the rules that you want.

01:55:13.000 If you want to wash laundry, make sure they're there dirty first.

01:55:16.000 I don't know.

01:55:17.000 We'll try it.

01:55:18.000 He would have to hate that.

01:55:22.000 Guys, I've been doing pancake breakfast with my wife.

01:55:24.000 I want to do some drawings like you do when the kids come home.

01:55:26.000 Wait, you're making pancake morning for your wife?

01:55:29.000 Doing drawings for her?

01:55:31.000 You don't have kids?

01:55:34.000 That's gay.

01:55:36.000 I tried it, but the tube got clogged and then I added too much water and tasted bad.

01:55:39.000 What's the method?

01:55:40.000 First of all, here's the method.

01:55:43.000 You take a bunch of flour, you go in the bowl until it's a normal amount.

01:55:48.000 Then you take an egg, you break an egg in there.

01:55:50.000 Then you take about this much butter, you put it in a glass cup, you put it in the microwave until it bubbles, then you make sure it's melted, you pour that in.

01:55:59.000 You put in a pinch of salt, you put in about that much sugar, just like two big tablespoons, all right?

01:56:06.000 Then you take some baking powder and you put in like this, I don't know, like that much.

01:56:14.000 And then you put it in the thing with the thing that comes down, the blender thing.

01:56:19.000 And you start pouring in milk as it's blending and making sure it's nice and thick.

01:56:26.000 If you overdo it, it's going to be super watery.

01:56:29.000 There's no water involved in this.

01:56:31.000 Everything I told you is milk.

01:56:33.000 You don't buy pancake mix, you faggot.

01:56:36.000 Secondly, what you're watching right now is unacceptable.

01:56:40.000 This is like super watery pancake mix with some super skinny pen.

01:56:46.000 That's ridiculous.

01:56:48.000 You're not doing that.

01:56:50.000 And it's not even appetizing when they finally finish, too.

01:56:53.000 Look at this when you flip it.

01:56:55.000 Okay, that is pretty appetizing.

01:56:59.000 But I use a ketchup squeezer thing.

01:57:02.000 And unlike this guy who must have blended his a he must have blended his mix for a million years.

01:57:10.000 Yeah, but I'm talking about the viscosity of the mix.

01:57:14.000 My mix is super thick, and what I do is I take the squeezer and with scissors, I cut off the top of the squeeze box.

01:57:23.000 So it's almost as big as the base of this pen.

01:57:27.000 So it makes pretty thick lines, but you don't get clogs.

01:57:34.000 So over mix it for too long, but keep it thick and make sure the dispenser has a wide hole.

01:57:41.000 That's what she said.

01:57:45.000 That one I'm guessing is a black mamba as it's slightly overcooked.

01:57:51.000 Next call.

01:57:52.000 Just kidding.

01:57:53.000 That was a pivot because I was embarrassed with what I said.

01:57:56.000 But we could take a call.

01:57:58.000 From 971.

01:58:01.000 971, you're on the line.

01:58:02.000 Go ahead.

01:58:04.000 God, I love you, buddy.

01:58:06.000 You're the man.

01:58:07.000 Right on.

01:58:08.000 I think it's, I got a baby coming.

01:58:11.000 We're about three months into it.

01:58:13.000 Oh, that's great news.

01:58:14.000 Takes a lot of because of you.

01:58:17.000 Little boy coming.

01:58:18.000 Right on.

01:58:19.000 You went nice and deep.

01:58:20.000 Congratulations.

01:58:22.000 First kid, I'm stoked.

01:58:24.000 But anyway, so I live in Boise.

01:58:26.000 Boise's blown up over the last five years.

01:58:28.000 Sounds like a little noisy what you know about it.

01:58:31.000 But basically, the whole West Coast is moving to Boise because the last has destroyed the West Coast.

01:58:40.000 I mean, straight up.

01:58:41.000 Yeah.

01:58:43.000 So now, this weekend, they're having a pride parade on September 11th.

01:58:54.000 And they're going to do that drag queen story time bullshit for kids.

01:59:00.000 And it's like, this is why we all came to Boise is to get away from that shit.

01:59:05.000 And you just wonder, what can I do?

01:59:09.000 Because I'm not just going to sit here and act like, cool, you know.

01:59:14.000 Well, you got to go to it and say, and by the way, I cannot stress this enough.

01:59:20.000 Do not mention homosexuality and do not say the word faggot ever, no matter what.

01:59:26.000 That is the kiss of death.

01:59:29.000 Because that's exactly what they're doing.

01:59:30.000 It's like my main word, though.

01:59:32.000 No, it's not.

01:59:33.000 Erase it from your vocabulary.

01:59:35.000 You got to go there with the mindset that it's stripper story hour.

01:59:41.000 I don't want you sexualizing children.

01:59:44.000 We don't want this sexual.

01:59:47.000 And they'll be like, oh, you hate fags?

01:59:49.000 And you'll be like, I don't know what that is.

01:59:50.000 I don't want you sexualizing children.

01:59:53.000 Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

01:59:54.000 It has to be all about sex.

01:59:56.000 Because it's a drag queen story hour is a trap.

02:00:00.000 It's a trap to get you to say, I hate gays, and I don't think kids are gay, and I don't believe in gender.

02:00:06.000 And it's a way to get them to turn you into an Archie Bunker and make dumb mistakes.

02:00:12.000 No, your beef is this is the same as Stripper Story Hour.

02:00:16.000 He's got thigh-high leather boots on.

02:00:18.000 If it was a normal woman, you'd still be enraged.

02:00:21.000 And you don't have to go there and like burn the place down and beat anyone up.

02:00:25.000 Just make people uncomfortable and ask questions and be like, what is this?

02:00:29.000 Why are we sexualizing children?

02:00:30.000 Why is she dressed, and you say she, why is she dressed like a prostitute?

02:00:35.000 I don't understand why kids are around someone dressed like a prostitute.

02:00:38.000 Who is it being held at?

02:00:39.000 Is it at a library?

02:00:42.000 It's all these big businesses are supporting it.

02:00:47.000 Like, I'm talking like 20 big businesses are behind it.

02:00:51.000 It's some big, stupid, freaking gay pride parade on September 11th, which is weird in zone.

02:00:58.000 That is a weird fuck you to America.

02:01:01.000 I wouldn't get involved in the pride parade.

02:01:04.000 I wouldn't get involved in the pride parade unless kids are pulled in somehow because that's a losing battle because you're saying you shouldn't be proud of your sexuality, which is a kiss of death.

02:01:12.000 But I do think it's worth going to a dry queen story hour and just being genuinely curious and very nice and polite and non-threatening and just being like, I don't understand why sexuality and why this person is dressed like a stripper and they're reading the kids.

02:01:26.000 And even that, a little amount of pushback will make everyone leave.

02:01:31.000 Well, that makes sense.

02:01:32.000 I get it.

02:01:33.000 I totally agree.

02:01:33.000 That makes perfect sense.

02:01:35.000 I look hard for like a boisey Proud Boys or anything, but good luck trying to find that on the internet.

02:01:41.000 Like, I don't even know if anybody's out here, you know, like a posse that we could do it together.

02:01:49.000 I know Ohio is huge.

02:01:51.000 I don't know that much about Idaho Proud Boys, but I'm sure there's a ton of them.

02:01:56.000 I'll be hanging out with them this weekend, so I'll let you know.

02:01:59.000 I bet there is.

02:02:01.000 I bet there is.

02:02:01.000 This is a very red state.

02:02:04.000 I work for the Carpenters Union.

02:02:06.000 I have LLC.

02:02:08.000 It's just a bunch of red-blooded Americans out here, and people are pissed about this.

02:02:14.000 It's making some noise, but they're just trying to push it.

02:02:18.000 They're just constantly shoving it down our throat, you know?

02:02:22.000 Yeah, it's a trap.

02:02:25.000 They're trying to make you say something against homosexuals, which you should be allowed to do, but don't fall for it.

02:02:30.000 All right, man, thanks for calling.

02:02:33.000 That's it, folks, for the Thursday night show.

02:02:36.000 We're off to Vegas tomorrow to do our hilarious stand-up comedy and party our asses off.

02:02:42.000 Don't worry, you will not be kept in the dark.

02:02:45.000 And then we will see you Monday with a brutal hangover and a lot of funny stories.

02:02:50.000 So get fired.

02:02:51.000 Get in trouble.

02:02:52.000 Be brave.

02:02:54.000 Never stop thus fighting it.

02:02:57.000 Welcome to the revolution.

02:02:59.000 This is going to be televised.

02:03:00.000 Cowardize a thousand deaths, real nigga never dies I had to memorize the rules of the game I learned from the fools and got Jews from the lames Refused to entertain you suckin'niggas on IG I'm about to die every day, nigga, burn me.

02:03:13.000 See, you can burn me, just don't prepare me.

02:03:20.000 Or my beard on my tip, but all I need is the niggas thinking wet hole in the top.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 09, 2022

GOML LIVE #164 - 50 RAPPERS

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