Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #164 - 50 RAPPERS (Part 1)


Summary

DJ Khaled is joined by Matty O'Dell and Benji Fields to discuss the return of hip-hop to New York City. Plus, a special guest appearance from DJ Khaled's good friend, Benji Fields, to talk about his new song, I'm a Survivor. and much, much more! Get off your lawn and enjoy this episode of Get Off My Lawn! Subscribe to our new show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of music and pop culture. And don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe to our other shows MIC/LINE, The Anthropology, The HYPE Report and HYPETALKS. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and become a patron! It helps spread the word about this podcast and other great shows like it. Thank you so much to our sponsor, Shell Shock CBD. They make quality CBD gummies, gummies that are infused with THC and other CBD products that are 100% grown, harvested, and made right here in America. They also offer sample racks of all their gummies. That must be a trip! And Delta 8 THC energy sticks that will make you feel buzzed! Enjoy this episode, folks! Shout out to Shoutout to: Shout Out! -Shout Out to: for sponsoring the show! and ShoutOut! for helping us out here at GAVIN'SELVES, for sponsoring this episode. It's not only works because it's a little bit better than the rest and it's not normal here in the rest of the world. -GAVIN, it's NOT Kooky, it s not normal, but it's Not Normal, It's NOT SHELL SHOCKED, It s Not Kooky It s NOT SHELVED, NOT CHOOOTHELLED, IT'S NOT SHocked, NOT NOT SHOUTOUT, NOT SHOT SHOCK SHOCKING, NOT KOUDS SHOCKES, IT S NOT CHOOTES, NOT NOUGHTY, NOT HAPPY, IT's NOT CHILLEDUCIAL, NOT HELLO, NOT YELLOW, NOT FASTIE, NOT PROOF, NOT FROGGED, AND NOT KUDSHOCKED.


Transcript

00:00:05.000 Benji Fields was poppin'!
00:00:07.000 Poppin'!
00:00:08.000 Poppin'!
00:00:12.000 Ayo, it's DJ K-Slay!
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:21.000 And just like any other movement, nothing remains the same.
00:00:25.000 I respect that.
00:00:27.000 But the one thing that I can't respect is when individuals try to eliminate the original art form and try to rewrite history.
00:00:34.000 Y'all can try all you want, but it cannot happen.
00:00:38.000 Because like everything else in existence, from the dust the culture came, and to the dust it shall return.
00:00:47.000 Who's that guy?
00:00:47.000 Who's this?
00:00:47.000 That EPMD?
00:00:48.000 Sheek Looch.
00:00:49.000 Sheek Looch.
00:00:49.000 Sheek Looch.
00:00:50.000 So what is this garbage now, Ryan?
00:00:50.000 From Yonkers.
00:00:50.000 Like DMX.
00:00:52.000 It's a bunch of rappers.
00:01:15.000 It's 40 or 100 rappers for one song?
00:01:18.000 This one's 50.
00:01:20.000 Rolling 50 deep.
00:01:21.000 There's one with 100 that's 45 minutes long.
00:01:26.000 Doesn't that mean that rap is garbage?
00:01:28.000 If you can just have 50 guys?
00:01:31.000 Like imagine a Rolling Stones song that had 50 guys.
00:01:35.000 It would be a garbage song.
00:01:39.000 And it's the same beat, right?
00:01:41.000 Yes, the whole time through.
00:01:44.000 It's based on a really old beat.
00:01:47.000 But, uh... What the fuck?
00:01:49.000 What the fuck?
00:01:50.000 Matty, what was that beat that Biggie Smalls did?
00:01:54.000 That this is based on?
00:01:57.000 Am I asking Matty?
00:02:00.000 He knows hip-hop.
00:02:02.000 So, he didn't mention it earlier, you just thought, like, Matty will know?
00:02:05.000 Yeah.
00:02:07.000 Wait, your mic is... You didn't test the mics?
00:02:16.000 Ryan gets dumber every day.
00:02:21.000 Yo, Batty, what's that beat that Biggie Smiles took in 1990?
00:02:26.000 He knows, like, all the rappers in this.
00:02:31.000 That doesn't mean he knows all the beats.
00:02:32.000 And he doesn't know all the rappers in this.
00:02:35.000 Okay, we've got no audio here.
00:02:40.000 This is already a terrible show.
00:02:45.000 You look ridiculous.
00:02:48.000 You look like a gay workout assistant.
00:02:56.000 So it's just guys showcasing their terrible poetry.
00:02:59.000 Isn't it weird that rap is guys doing poetry who don't read?
00:03:06.000 It's like watching people play air guitar.
00:03:09.000 You're watching someone pretend to know a thing that's not really their forte.
00:03:16.000 40 rappers in this song.
00:03:17.000 They all say the same thing.
00:03:19.000 Now my screen's black.
00:03:19.000 Undeservedly!
00:03:20.000 Oh, there we go.
00:03:21.000 It's always about me, too.
00:03:22.000 I'm a survivor.
00:03:23.000 I didn't ask you about you.
00:03:23.000 Me, me, me.
00:03:51.000 Shouldn't you be doing a test before we started the show?
00:03:54.000 Alright, so we have no Matty.
00:03:54.000 Ryan?
00:03:55.000 We'll just have him here.
00:03:56.000 The good news is he's gorgeous, so we'll just have him here for aesthetics.
00:03:59.000 I'm not gonna turn this song off.
00:04:01.000 I want it to go for 40 minutes.
00:04:03.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the
00:04:19.000 Most popular mime in New Rochelle, Matty O'Dell.
00:04:25.000 And he never talks.
00:04:27.000 He took a vow of silence several years ago.
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00:05:45.000 This is tricky.
00:05:46.000 It's Shell.
00:05:48.000 S-H-E-L-L.
00:05:50.000 Shocked is a kooky spelling.
00:05:53.000 It's S-H-O-C-K.
00:05:57.000 Shock.
00:05:58.000 Oh wait, that's not kooky.
00:05:59.000 It's not shell-shocked.
00:06:00.000 It's shell-shock.
00:06:01.000 So everything's normal here, folks.
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00:06:23.000 Okay.
00:06:24.000 Um, can we free Matty from his mime prison yet?
00:06:26.000 I think that might.
00:06:28.000 Oh!
00:06:39.000 Wait, what's happening?
00:06:40.000 Ryan's learning so much about his job right now, live.
00:06:43.000 Well, I've never dealt with the power outage things that have been going on.
00:06:48.000 It's possible it blew it.
00:06:50.000 Because that, I think, is a phantom-powered mic.
00:06:54.000 And so it's possible it got overloaded and blew.
00:06:57.000 So we can plug it into the... That's what Matty's doing there, the other mic.
00:07:02.000 Okay, I hate your theory.
00:07:04.000 I think it's retarded.
00:07:05.000 Hello?
00:07:06.000 Yes, it works.
00:07:08.000 This one works?
00:07:09.000 Okay.
00:07:11.000 The mic blew from the power outage.
00:07:13.000 No one's using it.
00:07:14.000 It's just sitting there.
00:07:14.000 Wait, there's a fast rapper talking.
00:07:16.000 Yeah, this is Twista.
00:07:16.000 Who's that?
00:07:17.000 Oh, I remember him.
00:07:43.000 I remember when he came out in the early 90s and it was kind of a joke.
00:07:47.000 It was like a dumb gimmick.
00:07:50.000 But if you're in rap and you just stick around, eventually you're going to have credibility.
00:07:55.000 That's just the way it works.
00:07:57.000 You've been here forever, you're in.
00:08:00.000 Is there a theme here?
00:08:01.000 Like, are they all New Yorkers?
00:08:02.000 No.
00:08:29.000 Oh my god, and you know what's amazing about this song is you know how we know about it?
00:08:33.000 Ryan's mom.
00:08:35.000 Yes.
00:08:36.000 Ryan's Puerto Rican mom goes like, yo, Ryan, you gotta check this shit out.
00:08:42.000 Motherfucker's rollin' deep.
00:08:44.000 We got 40 motherfuckin' rappers.
00:08:48.000 Doin' they shit.
00:08:49.000 Right, Ryan?
00:08:50.000 Yeah.
00:08:50.000 She didn't say it quite like that.
00:08:58.000 Your mom's what, my age?
00:09:01.000 Um, I don't think so.
00:09:03.000 No, she's like 60-something.
00:09:03.000 45?
00:09:05.000 What?
00:09:06.000 Yeah.
00:09:07.000 Is she really?
00:09:08.000 I think she's 61.
00:09:10.000 61?
00:09:11.000 She had you at 30?
00:09:12.000 I think she had me when I was like, when she was 27.
00:09:14.000 That's like a Puerto Rican 82.
00:09:17.000 Yeah, yeah, she was a latecomer.
00:09:21.000 Holy shit.
00:09:23.000 So she's 60 something and she's like, Ryan, she hears this rap and she hears all these rappers and she's like, I gotta text my son.
00:09:30.000 Yeah.
00:09:31.000 I can't believe how many rappers are crammed into this song.
00:09:34.000 Yeah.
00:09:35.000 I think maybe because I liked rap back in the dizzy that she was like, check this out.
00:09:39.000 It's got Ice Cube in there.
00:09:40.000 It's got Melly Mel.
00:09:42.000 Is that Ice-T?
00:09:42.000 Oh, who's that?
00:09:43.000 That's Ice-T.
00:09:44.000 Turn it up.
00:09:45.000 So did he write that little rhyme for this particular jam?
00:09:50.000 Trick Trick, I can't see your face, you're a little dark.
00:09:53.000 Yeah, they don't pick up well on camera.
00:09:55.000 Rappers, I mean.
00:10:12.000 Are there 40 rappers in the world?
00:10:14.000 What was the other song?
00:10:15.000 You said there's another song that's like an hour?
00:10:18.000 Yes.
00:10:19.000 How many rappers that got?
00:10:21.000 That's got 101 rappers.
00:10:23.000 101.
00:10:26.000 Anyway, let's start the show.
00:10:27.000 Welcome Matty O'Dell.
00:10:28.000 I'm glad you finally got a mic.
00:10:30.000 Yes, you can hear me now.
00:10:31.000 Good to be seen, good to be back.
00:10:33.000 Loud and clear, actually.
00:10:34.000 Allegedly, your previous mic blew out from a power shortage we had today, which is the only thing I could think of.
00:10:40.000 I mean, I just, this is what I do.
00:10:43.000 Something new happens, I say, it could be the new thing that happened, because this is a new phenomenon.
00:10:48.000 All right, anyway.
00:10:51.000 Anyhoo.
00:10:53.000 As you know the way things go here, we do the first part of the show for free.
00:10:56.000 I used to try to keep it to half an hour but it usually ends up being an hour of free shit.
00:11:01.000 As you can see what you're missing.
00:11:02.000 But it's a very misleading taste because this is a very atypical show.
00:11:09.000 Usually I'm wearing a suit, usually we have our intro, our guest, we have regimented sections, we have a green screen, we do the mailbag.
00:11:18.000 This show is nothing like those shows.
00:11:20.000 This show
00:11:21.000 is a very unique show and it is the one in five times a week we talk to the people and we hear what they have to say.
00:11:31.000 They can give me shit, they can correct mistakes.
00:11:34.000 It's really the people show and it's an easy show to prepare for because it's you the viewer, the baby monsters that are in control.
00:11:42.000 So on this show we're gonna have the live chat here and I'm sick of you having to make dumb graphics.
00:11:48.000 What?
00:11:50.000 I'm sick of you having to make dumb graphics for it.
00:11:52.000 So I told you like two weeks ago that this better be a live Super Chat.
00:11:58.000 Are we revealing Super Chats now or starting the show?
00:12:00.000 Because there are two different setups back here.
00:12:02.000 We don't really start the show on these shows.
00:12:06.000 So let's reveal the Super Chat now.
00:12:12.000 And I said to the tech guy, I go, we have these people raising money for Max and John.
00:12:19.000 Because we want them to have money when they get out.
00:12:20.000 We no longer need money for their appeal.
00:12:22.000 Their appeals didn't work.
00:12:23.000 If you recall, Max and John are the proud boys who got in a fight with Antifa, did four fucking years.
00:12:30.000 They did a bunch of courses and classes and they got tons of early time.
00:12:33.000 That was flushed down the toilet for no reason.
00:12:36.000 So back to the full sentence, despite doing all the classes and all this shit.
00:12:41.000 And, uh, I want them to have some cash when they graduate.
00:12:47.000 So I asked the tech guy to work it out.
00:12:50.000 And I, he said, I need to know when you started these super chats, we realized we started the super chats at the marathon, which was, uh, December 17th of last year.
00:13:02.000 And the total, totally total total we've raised so far is I think 16,754 bucks.
00:13:06.000 Sweet.
00:13:11.000 So they get out, I think in January, February.
00:13:16.000 I think we can get that up to 30, give them 15 grand cash each.
00:13:20.000 That takes the edge off, right?
00:13:25.000 When you get out.
00:13:25.000 It helps.
00:13:26.000 Yeah.
00:13:26.000 Matty, you've been out of prison.
00:13:28.000 Yeah.
00:13:28.000 What did you usually have?
00:13:30.000 Uh, you know, I had savings and, uh, people helped definitely.
00:13:37.000 But you got fucked over, too.
00:13:38.000 Remember you came out and you lost that trailer?
00:13:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:42.000 I lost it the last time.
00:13:43.000 I probably was taking it for about 60 grand.
00:13:47.000 Oh, shit.
00:13:48.000 Was that the CBD store?
00:13:50.000 Well, part of that and personal belongings, motorcycles, trailers, stuff like that.
00:13:56.000 It's gone.
00:13:57.000 Gone.
00:13:58.000 Irretrievable.
00:13:59.000 Well, yeah.
00:14:00.000 People got order protections for like 10 years, so it's not worth my freedom.
00:14:07.000 You can't sue them or something?
00:14:10.000 No.
00:14:11.000 I'm not going to have any involvement with said individual.
00:14:16.000 What a shitbag.
00:14:18.000 Yeah.
00:14:18.000 A drug addict, I assume.
00:14:21.000 Yeah, he partied.
00:14:22.000 Did his fair share of partying.
00:14:26.000 So I thought it'd be good for them to have money.
00:14:29.000 John has plans.
00:14:31.000 Thanks to this show, John has a job.
00:14:34.000 I forget the name of the company, but it's in New Hampshire, I believe, a welding company.
00:14:38.000 And like, we'll take him in.
00:14:39.000 It's amazing.
00:14:41.000 Maybe I shouldn't name the name of the company, but that's his plan.
00:14:47.000 Okay, there we go.
00:14:48.000 Beautiful.
00:14:51.000 So that total will stay the same this whole show, um, and, uh, we'll re-up it the next show.
00:15:01.000 So what you're really seeing is the total up until Thursday night at eight.
00:15:05.000 Ryan, do you see a problem with this setup that you have?
00:15:12.000 Um, is it too small?
00:15:14.000 No.
00:15:15.000 Okay.
00:15:15.000 Uh, let's see.
00:15:20.000 The problems are, it could be more legible, but the most important problem is, I don't know if Sammy Lowe or 44 Magnum Ope has spent a dollar or a thousand dollars.
00:15:31.000 That's my B, hold on.
00:15:32.000 Yeah.
00:15:34.000 She says MSLK has the sprinkles.
00:15:36.000 Okay.
00:15:37.000 Now we're cooking with fire.
00:15:39.000 Hot fire!
00:15:40.000 Okay, so now I don't want you being in control of this anymore because your tiny brain can't handle too many things.
00:15:47.000 Correct.
00:15:48.000 So this should be automated now.
00:15:50.000 Automated!
00:15:52.000 It is.
00:15:52.000 It refreshes every feet.
00:15:53.000 Hey, Maddie made the panko chicken for the family tonight.
00:15:56.000 Use a tomato chicken bouillon.
00:15:58.000 And it turned out amazing.
00:15:59.000 And everyone was a big fan.
00:16:00.000 Thanks for the easy idea.
00:16:01.000 MSLK has the sprinkles.
00:16:03.000 Can you make a background for that?
00:16:05.000 It's like white or red or something.
00:16:07.000 So I. So it stands out?
00:16:09.000 Yeah, it's when you jump to Maddie, it becomes translucent.
00:16:16.000 Let me see.
00:16:16.000 Look at that mess.
00:16:17.000 I am the punchline.
00:16:18.000 Hear me roar.
00:16:19.000 Spread my cheeks.
00:16:20.000 Holy sats.
00:16:22.000 What's your favorite sport in high school?
00:16:25.000 What does that mean?
00:16:27.000 When you were in high school, what was your favorite sport to play?
00:16:30.000 I don't know.
00:16:31.000 Or when you go to a high school to visit?
00:16:33.000 I don't play.
00:16:35.000 I never played sports in high school.
00:16:36.000 I was punk.
00:16:38.000 But now I guess I would hope it would be baseball.
00:16:42.000 Aesthetically, you've got to pull the black a little more here.
00:16:47.000 Well actually just bring it to this line To the halfway mark Josh you were shirking your journalistic integrity by not investigating Gavin's arrest Is it FBI CIA or ATF?
00:17:01.000 Who's Josh?
00:17:02.000 Josh Denny?
00:17:03.000 I guess somebody else was doing a show.
00:17:04.000 Oh it might have been LaCash Josh call Josh Denny now ask about his tweets about Gavin's arrest
00:17:12.000 So we will, we will do our very best to make sure we acknowledge any contribution that is $100 or more.
00:17:21.000 We will, we can't guarantee we'll read the $5 ones.
00:17:23.000 Dude, don't be fancy with like faded shit.
00:17:27.000 I'm just trying to give you that background you asked for.
00:17:31.000 So that way you could see it on his screen.
00:17:33.000 Yeah.
00:17:34.000 But without it, it would look like this.
00:17:36.000 I understand.
00:17:37.000 But don't go translucent.
00:17:40.000 You want hard?
00:17:41.000 Yes, always hard.
00:17:44.000 It would be opaque.
00:17:46.000 That looks better.
00:17:51.000 And we will also be taking calls tonight.
00:17:55.000 I think a lot of people are mad at me, so we'll be hearing their side of the story.
00:17:58.000 It's important when someone is expressing their side of the story that you give them the freedom to vent.
00:18:05.000 The freedom to riot, as they would say.
00:18:08.000 Like in Vice Magazine, I used to respond to all the letters and it became kind of morally wrong.
00:18:16.000 Because these people want to say, fuck you, you fucked up.
00:18:19.000 And to be in control of the magazine and then put in the response like, you know, fuck you, you fucked up.
00:18:26.000 You're like, it's shooting fish in a barrel.
00:18:30.000 You should give these people the chance to vent.
00:18:32.000 So we'll let people abuse me, I guess.
00:18:37.000 We're good to go.
00:18:52.000 And of course, because we get so many letters, we get like hundreds a day, a lot get lost.
00:18:56.000 So what I might do tonight is just sort of type in the word Maddie.
00:19:00.000 Oh, here we go.
00:19:02.000 And see how many emails we lost about fucking, um, motorbikes and this shit.
00:19:12.000 Woke liberals writing for the New York Times, New York Magazine, the Atlantic waste no time attacking the quote-unquote colonizer Queen mere hours after her death age 96 and hours after Twitter took down vile post mocking monarch.
00:19:27.000 She's a fucking bitch Queen Elizabeth.
00:19:31.000 It's funny too because we're at an Irish bar.
00:19:34.000 Usually and our Irish buddies are very happy about her death So we're seeing like these black ingrates bitch about it, but we're also seeing Genuine beef from the Irish I used to hate the Queen because you're supposed to if you're into punk, but I don't know I Saw her enemies the people who hate her and I was like, I like her She's got sass
00:20:04.000 She's got some spunk.
00:20:06.000 She did the same job for 70 years.
00:20:08.000 Yeah.
00:20:10.000 Got paid lovely too.
00:20:11.000 What?
00:20:12.000 Got paid lovely.
00:20:15.000 Well, yeah, I guess the Scots were supposed to hate her.
00:20:17.000 Yeah.
00:20:19.000 I don't see it.
00:20:20.000 Yeah, me neither.
00:20:21.000 Ryan, can you move Matty?
00:20:23.000 Like he's scrunched up against that thing.
00:20:28.000 He can move, but maybe you can move him.
00:20:32.000 But someone pointed out they go.
00:20:37.000 Colonization was, a lot of colonization was British people saying to West Africans, please stop dealing in slavery.
00:20:47.000 Please stop doing that.
00:20:49.000 It's morally wrong.
00:20:50.000 I don't want you doing that anymore.
00:20:52.000 And like the fucking Dahomeys, Dahomey tribe, that new stupid action movie that's about female black African warriors, which is really about
00:21:03.000 The Brits saying, can you guys stop murdering your countrymen and selling them to everyone?
00:21:08.000 Like Brazil and Portugal, it's morally wrong.
00:21:14.000 And then a woman recently pointed out, some young girl online, she goes,
00:21:19.000 Yeah.
00:21:20.000 Colonization was a humanitarian effort.
00:21:25.000 It was improving the turd world.
00:21:28.000 And this is something I've brought up a million times and people always call me a moron for saying this, but why colonize?
00:21:37.000 Why do it?
00:21:38.000 Oh, you need to go get the oil and the spices and no, no, just buy those things.
00:21:44.000 Like buy Saudi Arabia's oil.
00:21:47.000 Buy the paprika from India.
00:21:50.000 Show up in a boat, buy the shit, and then leave.
00:21:53.000 Don't colonize.
00:21:54.000 Because you look at Paris today, for example, and it's, especially Marseille, where I may or may not have recently been, and you just see fucking all of the people from the colonies coming in and Africanizing it and Arabizing it and ruining it.
00:22:12.000 Same with the with the pakistization of Britain.
00:22:16.000 All the Indians and the Pakistanis from the colonies come in and fuck it up.
00:22:24.000 You're doing a Chicago show.
00:22:25.000 Is it possible that Nick Fuentes might make a guest appearance?
00:22:27.000 Sure.
00:22:28.000 Does he do comedy?
00:22:29.000 I don't know.
00:22:31.000 Hey, Maddie, we already talked about that one, right?
00:22:35.000 I am the punchline, hear me roar, spread my cheeks, slick blah blah blah, what's your favorite sport?
00:22:39.000 We already got those.
00:22:39.000 Those are the same ones.
00:22:41.000 Josh, are you shirking your dress by not investigating Gavin's arrest?
00:22:44.000 Okay.
00:22:48.000 So I want to open up the phone lines as soon as possible, but what do you think of my theory?
00:22:52.000 Let's ask Ryan, because he knows nothing.
00:22:55.000 Why colonize, Ryan?
00:22:59.000 Because you need more stuff.
00:23:03.000 Why can't you just buy the stuff?
00:23:05.000 Well, because they might not have the same, respect the same currencies that you do.
00:23:10.000 What?
00:23:12.000 It's just gold and shit.
00:23:13.000 I don't know what you mean.
00:23:15.000 Well colonizing... It's called trading.
00:23:17.000 It also... You don't have Bitcoin.
00:23:20.000 I think it allows you to spread religion and ideals.
00:23:25.000 Yeah, don't do that.
00:23:27.000 Do not spread Christianity across the world.
00:23:31.000 Leave Christianity in the West.
00:23:32.000 Do not go to Africa.
00:23:34.000 Do not approach aboriginals in Canada as a French priest and try to make them understand Jesus Christ.
00:23:42.000 Jesus Christ!
00:23:44.000 I am against missionaries.
00:23:48.000 But they'll go to hell.
00:23:50.000 No they won't, first of all.
00:23:52.000 And secondly, it's a fool's errand.
00:23:55.000 Like what about that stupid island that India owns where that guy died because he wanted to get an Instagram selfie?
00:24:00.000 Sentinel Island?
00:24:01.000 And every time you go near it they throw spears at you?
00:24:04.000 Should we go there and show them the power of Jesus Christ?
00:24:08.000 Jesus Christ!
00:24:10.000 No.
00:24:13.000 We never should have colonized even with the Industrial Revolution in Britain when money was just fucking falling out of the sky Okay, everyone in the on the island of Britain gets gold boots Fine you get a gold top hat every single person in Britain in 1850 at the peak of the Industrial Revolution gets gold boots and a gold hat
00:24:39.000 You don't need to go to India and have a colony.
00:24:42.000 I am against colonization.
00:24:43.000 I'm an Antifa.
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00:24:57.000 This is not FOP.com.
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00:25:03.000 And we are at a point of incredible economic uncertainty.
00:25:07.000 We do not know what is going on with this country.
00:25:11.000 And Joe Biden gets worse every day.
00:25:14.000 He's printing money.
00:25:15.000 We're talking about the Green New Deal, where every building in New York City has to be somehow green.
00:25:24.000 I guess they knock down the non-green buildings and they rebuild ones that can grow alfalfa sprouts on the side.
00:25:31.000 It's an intense tsunami of American retardation.
00:25:35.000 We abandoned the gold standard.
00:25:36.000 The Feds have been on the loose ever since, overprinting money, turning it to garbage.
00:25:43.000 It makes sense to hedge your bets and have some precious metals at phaupfopmetals.com.
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00:26:00.000 We do not know what is going on in this economy and it gets worse every day.
00:26:06.000 We now have Biden forgiving student debt.
00:26:09.000 We now have talk of a reboot of the 2008 mortgage collapse where blacks and Hispanics are just allowed to have mortgages even though they can't afford them.
00:26:18.000 For no reason.
00:26:20.000 We've tried this before.
00:26:21.000 It failed.
00:26:22.000 We have economic amnesia.
00:26:24.000 And now 2008, what is it?
00:26:28.000 Fucking 14 years later, we're like, let's do it again.
00:26:31.000 I want to try it again.
00:26:33.000 I want to give Freddie Mac.
00:26:35.000 I want another Freddie Mac.
00:26:39.000 Bernie Mac died when Freddie Mac and Bernie May got together.
00:26:45.000 Don't let it happen to you.
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00:27:00.000 You're not gonna lose money.
00:27:03.000 Is my belief.
00:27:05.000 Though, don't sue me if I'm wrong.
00:27:10.000 phaupmetals.com, phaupmetals.com, promo code Gavin.
00:27:16.000 Correct.
00:27:17.000 Uh, shall we take some calls?
00:27:19.000 I feel like, uh, we, I need an hour and a half of, of being lambasted by strangers.
00:27:25.000 We could take calls.
00:27:27.000 One of my favorite things.
00:27:28.000 Maybe we should switch to the, uh, let's just do, do, do the mailbag thing.
00:27:34.000 The mailbag interstitial.
00:27:35.000 Yep.
00:27:36.000 Well, here we go.
00:27:39.000 Let me touch it.
00:27:51.000 I didn't touch it.
00:27:52.000 Someone sent me a video of a man who split his face in half.
00:27:55.000 That's gross.
00:27:56.000 Jumping off a bridge.
00:27:58.000 I don't think I want to see this.
00:27:59.000 I don't like the sound of that at all.
00:28:02.000 Yeah.
00:28:03.000 Although I saw a guy who a bear bit half his face off and his face was hanging off.
00:28:08.000 Like a frisbee of meat.
00:28:11.000 And, uh, he was good.
00:28:15.000 He eventually patched it up and he just had a weird scar.
00:28:17.000 I gotta piss.
00:28:19.000 Uh oh.
00:28:19.000 So, uh, why don't you, I don't know, take a call or something?
00:28:23.000 Here we go.
00:28:23.000 Matty, can you handle it?
00:28:28.000 Sure.
00:28:28.000 Any calls?
00:28:31.000 Uh, not yet, but we could read those last chats there.
00:28:34.000 There's a $50 one, a $5 one, another $5 one.
00:28:37.000 You've hurt me last week.
00:28:39.000 Fuck you.
00:28:39.000 I hate you.
00:28:40.000 There you go.
00:28:42.000 You could express yourself.
00:28:43.000 Walked out of the Idols concert last night after their BLM liberal nonsense on stage.
00:28:51.000 What happened to punk?
00:28:54.000 I guess that was Billy Idol?
00:28:56.000 I didn't know he was on tour.
00:28:57.000 I think there's a band called Idols.
00:28:59.000 Idol?
00:28:59.000 I don't know.
00:29:00.000 Yeah.
00:29:00.000 They're pretty cool, I think.
00:29:03.000 And happy birthday to Cynthia.
00:29:04.000 Happy birthday, Cynthia.
00:29:06.000 Yeah.
00:29:06.000 God bless you.
00:29:07.000 A couple of weeks ago, before I went on my vacation, a person called in and asked me if I had known a guy named Kev1 from Bulldoze.
00:29:19.000 He said he was in the Hells Angels, which is true.
00:29:22.000 He was.
00:29:22.000 Unfortunately, I said I had just talked to him a couple days earlier when I spoke to the caller.
00:29:28.000 Unfortunately, he died.
00:29:29.000 How did he die?
00:29:30.000 A couple days ago.
00:29:32.000 His 17-year-old son came home from school and found him dead.
00:29:35.000 Drugs?
00:29:36.000 No, I think it was a health-related issue.
00:29:39.000 I mean, I reached out to his wife, but you know, she's going through a lot right now, so I didn't press it.
00:29:45.000 17 years old.
00:29:46.000 You see your dad dead at home.
00:29:47.000 Yeah.
00:29:47.000 That must be rough.
00:29:49.000 Kev1 from Bulldoze.
00:29:51.000 His nickname, I knew him by.
00:29:52.000 He was Breeze in the club and stuff.
00:29:54.000 But yeah, I couldn't believe it.
00:29:56.000 I was like, man, that sucks.
00:29:57.000 So rest in peace, Breeze.
00:30:01.000 Alina says walked out of Idol's concert last night after their BLM liberal nonsense on stage.
00:30:05.000 What happened to punk?
00:30:07.000 Who are the Idols again?
00:30:08.000 We opened a show with them.
00:30:12.000 You did?
00:30:13.000 No, we did.
00:30:14.000 As a show.
00:30:16.000 Oh.
00:30:16.000 It was one of our opener songs.
00:30:18.000 I believe it was like Car Crash it was called or something like that.
00:30:21.000 Here it is.
00:30:22.000 Yeah, Car Crash.
00:30:23.000 It's Idols, Car Crash it again.
00:30:35.000 Alright, I remember this band.
00:30:42.000 Okay, this video this guy sent me of the guy who split his face in half... Do not look this up.
00:30:49.000 Okay.
00:30:50.000 It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my fucking life.
00:30:53.000 Oh, fuck.
00:30:54.000 This is like...
00:30:56.000 A cop text.
00:30:59.000 When cops send you shit.
00:31:01.000 I don't know any bikers.
00:31:02.000 Do bikers send these kind of texts?
00:31:06.000 What about the second one?
00:31:09.000 Cop texts are the worst texts in the world.
00:31:11.000 It's always like a hot chick and then it pans out.
00:31:14.000 She pulls a dick out and then someone diarrhea is on her face and then there's two other people 69ing with diarrhea everywhere.
00:31:22.000 This guy's an asshole.
00:31:23.000 He sent the same video twice, and he titled the second one, Safe for Work.
00:31:27.000 Diver DOESN'T split his face in half.
00:31:29.000 And you can see by the link, it's the same video.
00:31:31.000 He's blocked.
00:31:32.000 What a piece of shit.
00:31:34.000 Very funny, but... not cool.
00:31:39.000 Um...
00:31:43.000 Okay, this guy sent us pictures of his hot fiancée a million times.
00:31:46.000 I guess we have to show it.
00:31:48.000 Engaged?
00:31:49.000 Last month I asked my girlfriend for a year to marry me, so thanks guys.
00:31:54.000 She's super hot and we're getting married.
00:31:56.000 Great.
00:31:59.000 I love you.
00:31:59.000 Love the shirt.
00:32:02.000 Great shirt.
00:32:04.000 Here's the thing about that stage of your relationship though.
00:32:08.000 Do not allow your girlfriend to wear clothes in your house.
00:32:15.000 You get a large Tupperware bucket or like one of those recycling bins, she walks in, all clothes go in there.
00:32:22.000 Especially at night when you can draw the curtains, whatever.
00:32:27.000 I regret, because I got kids now, I regret all the time I allowed my girlfriend, who's now my wife, to wear clothes in the house.
00:32:35.000 What was I thinking?
00:32:37.000 You probably weren't.
00:32:38.000 Well turn up the heat!
00:32:40.000 Here you go.
00:32:41.000 Walk around in a sweatshirt?
00:32:43.000 Or my shirt?
00:32:44.000 And, like, boxer shorts?
00:32:46.000 No.
00:32:47.000 Nude.
00:32:48.000 She should have been fucking nude.
00:32:54.000 Hey, Chinless and Chink, I tried the push-up challenge.
00:32:56.000 150 a day, add 50 a week, up to 600 a day?
00:33:02.000 That's like military prison levels.
00:33:05.000 Can bench 275 now from 205 at work?
00:33:08.000 Ryan should try.
00:33:08.000 Our country is suffering from low testosterone driven by female standards that too self-preferential rewarded blah blah blah.
00:33:18.000 Is there a solution for this beta masturbation?
00:33:19.000 So I got my weight set set up now.
00:33:22.000 I can send you a picture of it, Ryan.
00:33:24.000 You can show it on the screen.
00:33:25.000 I don't really know what I'm doing.
00:33:29.000 What should I do?
00:33:31.000 As far as reps and sets go?
00:33:33.000 As far as everything goes.
00:33:35.000 I can show you.
00:33:35.000 I'll come over and show you and then depending on what your goals are.
00:33:38.000 What do you mean my goals?
00:33:40.000 My goals is to have strong ankles.
00:33:42.000 Either to grow or be stronger.
00:33:44.000 I want to have really muscular toes.
00:33:52.000 Depending on what your goals are?
00:33:54.000 What do you think your goals are if you're lifting weights?
00:33:56.000 To have sexy thighs?
00:34:02.000 No, it's not two different things.
00:34:06.000 This is something you know nothing about.
00:34:08.000 This is like you bringing a car to a place and then you're like, no, no, no, I know what to do.
00:34:13.000 Good analogy, Ryan.
00:34:14.000 That was epic.
00:34:15.000 You don't know cars.
00:34:18.000 Yeah, so the way you do that joke is, this is like you going to a car place and saying, we need a four on the floor with a souped up Hemi and some rack and pinion steering in the front.
00:34:27.000 But your joke was, it's like you going to a car place and going, yeah, yeah, yeah, cars.
00:34:33.000 Yeah.
00:34:33.000 Are you drunk?
00:34:34.000 No.
00:34:36.000 I don't consume alcohol.
00:34:38.000 So what I got here is I got a bar that's like 15 pounds and then I got these two weights that are 25 pounds.
00:34:49.000 So that's 50-75.
00:34:51.000 So the first time I did it, seven seemed like a lot and I had to stop.
00:34:55.000 And the second time I did it, 12 was a lot and I had to stop.
00:34:59.000 And then just before coming here, I did like 15 and that was a lot and I needed to stop.
00:35:07.000 Okay, one plate on one plate.
00:35:10.000 But I was talking to a dude, the guy who told me to buy this whole rig, it's called the Rogue Maglite or something.
00:35:17.000 Max Light.
00:35:19.000 And he said he doesn't even like benches.
00:35:22.000 Yeah, I prefer dumbbells.
00:35:25.000 Dumbbells?
00:35:25.000 So I shouldn't have bought any of that shit?
00:35:27.000 No, it's good.
00:35:28.000 I mean, because you could also use it for squats.
00:35:29.000 You're not going to do squats.
00:35:31.000 Yeah, my legs are already breathtakingly gorgeous.
00:35:34.000 Perfect.
00:35:35.000 Strongest legs in the world.
00:35:37.000 I can beat anyone in a race.
00:35:40.000 I mean, I have Superman's legs.
00:35:42.000 You can do with that you could also do like you know bent over rows or you could do like a form of a kind of a rack pull deadlift type of thing.
00:35:54.000 What are you talking about?
00:35:56.000 Things that are true.
00:35:58.000 Rack pull deadlift?
00:35:59.000 What is that?
00:36:00.000 It's like... So I put it over my back and I go like that?
00:36:03.000 No, you put those braces low and then you would just do this and then put it down.
00:36:13.000 For your back and then your hamstrings.
00:36:16.000 I think you're... It works a lot of muscle groups.
00:36:19.000 I want arms and shoulders.
00:36:20.000 That's all I care about.
00:36:22.000 Alright, well... Yeah, you could do that with dumbbells, but I mean... No, it's good to... I think benching is still good.
00:36:27.000 It just compromises your rotary cuff a little bit over time.
00:36:33.000 So be careful.
00:36:34.000 And... Rotary cuff?
00:36:37.000 So what does that mean?
00:36:39.000 Like your shoulder.
00:36:39.000 Like you could hurt your shoulder very bad permanently.
00:36:43.000 Well, my shoulder blade at the back hurts a lot.
00:36:46.000 That's not good.
00:36:48.000 But I think you're fine.
00:36:48.000 We have no information whatsoever.
00:36:50.000 I've given you information, it just doesn't feel like you're learning anything because you're not.
00:36:55.000 Correct.
00:36:55.000 Yes.
00:36:56.000 But I've given you the information.
00:36:59.000 No.
00:36:59.000 Like, what do I do tomorrow?
00:37:02.000 I'm just saying that you did make a mistake by buying it, but what you have to watch out for is tearing your rotary cuff.
00:37:08.000 So what do I do tomorrow?
00:37:11.000 I would rest if you did anything today.
00:37:14.000 I just told you I did three mini sets.
00:37:17.000 Of 15?
00:37:19.000 No, I told you it was 7, 12, 15.
00:37:21.000 Yeah, that you're gonna want to rest.
00:37:22.000 With 75 pounds.
00:37:24.000 If you keep, what you did is broke down muscle, whether you feel it or not, and then tomorrow you have to rest.
00:37:29.000 Okay, then what about the next day?
00:37:31.000 Assuming we're not going to Vegas.
00:37:33.000 Ideally, you would work a different muscle group and then hit it again.
00:37:38.000 You know?
00:37:39.000 This is annoying.
00:37:41.000 I could get you on a simple plan, but... Yeah, get me on a simple plan.
00:37:46.000 But I don't have any dumbbells.
00:37:48.000 Actually, my wife has her stupid exercise bike, but I think those are all like 20 pounds.
00:37:55.000 You heard me last week.
00:37:56.000 Fuck, I hate you.
00:37:57.000 You didn't play the Queen is Dead by the Smiths.
00:38:00.000 I don't like that the Queen is dead.
00:38:01.000 I don't like rejoicing in death in general, but I like the Queen.
00:38:05.000 And she seems like an important chick.
00:38:08.000 She was in World War II.
00:38:09.000 Yeah, that's wild.
00:38:11.000 She worked... I don't know what her role was, but she participated in World War II.
00:38:16.000 She was the fucking Queen when Winston Churchill was PM.
00:38:21.000 How long has he been dead for?
00:38:22.000 One million years?
00:38:25.000 I'm not pooping on her.
00:38:27.000 Uh, let's take a call.
00:38:29.000 Oh, alright.
00:38:31.000 Um, relationship advice with Rob Gablon, fuck.
00:38:38.000 Hello?
00:38:39.000 Are you on a plane?
00:38:41.000 Sounds like it.
00:38:42.000 No, I'm on my car right now.
00:38:45.000 Y'all hear me alright?
00:38:45.000 I can take you off speaker, it's a Bluetooth.
00:38:47.000 Yes, obviously don't call a radio show with your phone on speaker.
00:38:55.000 It's the AC.
00:38:57.000 It's worse.
00:38:57.000 Oh there you go.
00:38:58.000 Does that sound better now?
00:39:00.000 Yes sir.
00:39:00.000 Obviously it does.
00:39:02.000 Okay great.
00:39:03.000 So I wanted to get some relationship advice from the old Gavmeister.
00:39:08.000 I've been in a relationship, I was in a relationship with this girl for about seven years in San Antonio.
00:39:15.000 She's originally from Massachusetts.
00:39:18.000 And we have two kids together, 12 and 13 year old now.
00:39:21.000 At that time we broke up in
00:39:24.000 2013 and so we broke up.
00:39:28.000 So your kids were infants when you broke up?
00:39:34.000 About two and three years old.
00:39:37.000 I don't get that.
00:39:38.000 How do you break up with two infants?
00:39:42.000 She left me because I was a pretty bad boyfriend piece of shit.
00:39:47.000 At that time I was managing nightclubs and coming home at like five in the morning and
00:39:54.000 Were you cheating on her?
00:39:57.000 A few times.
00:39:57.000 Yeah.
00:39:58.000 Yeah.
00:39:58.000 And she, she pretty much caught me and forgave me a few times, but after about the third, she was like, nah, I'm out.
00:40:05.000 So anyways, um, she ended up packing up and moving to Oklahoma city where her family lives.
00:40:11.000 And, uh, I ended up, uh, doing the long distance dad thing for about a year.
00:40:16.000 So San Antonio to Oklahoma, it's about an eight hour drive, got tired of it.
00:40:20.000 So I packed up everything I own and moved to Oklahoma city.
00:40:24.000 Uh, just to be, you know, closer to my kids and been there ever since.
00:40:27.000 So that was in 2013.
00:40:30.000 Uh, she got remarried, has a daughter from her new husband and they are getting a divorce.
00:40:35.000 So that's the who, what, when, where, why.
00:40:37.000 So now we've been talking about getting back together and I just wanted to think, would it be a good idea?
00:40:43.000 I'm 42.
00:40:43.000 She's 40.
00:40:46.000 Do it.
00:40:47.000 Why not?
00:40:48.000 You fucked up.
00:40:50.000 You got wasted.
00:40:51.000 She obviously was the one for you at one point.
00:40:54.000 You haven't changed that much.
00:40:56.000 So... Fuckin' bring it on.
00:41:00.000 Matty's getting back with his ex-wife.
00:41:05.000 What are you talking about?
00:41:11.000 She's leaving her husband, no no, his ex-wife that he has the kid with.
00:41:18.000 Him and his son and his ex-wife are all moving in together.
00:41:23.000 Why are you giggling?
00:41:27.000 The magic is back you said the spark had reignited And you guys are all getting back together, and I got divorced in 2001 Right it took a while, but you guys are back Thank you, no, but dude like why why would you not like I don't understand the the controversy here Why not?
00:41:50.000 Well, so I haven't had a girlfriend in, fuck, I don't know, four or five years.
00:41:56.000 Pretty much since I've lived here.
00:41:57.000 Eight years now in Oklahoma, you know, and I mean, I'm so used to being alone.
00:42:03.000 I got my own shit.
00:42:04.000 I got a cool apartment, drive a Maserati.
00:42:06.000 I mean, I'm set.
00:42:08.000 Drive a Maserati.
00:42:10.000 You also have two young kids that need you.
00:42:14.000 And they're going to be gone soon.
00:42:15.000 If the youngest is 12, you got six more years with that one or younger, you know, kids go away sometimes to boarding schools or whatever, who knows what's going to happen with you guys.
00:42:28.000 You could lose her at 16.
00:42:29.000 So you might just have a few years in the pipe and a pussy is a pussy.
00:42:33.000 So I say do it.
00:42:36.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.
00:42:37.000 Oh, by the way... No, you only get one thing.
00:42:40.000 Gavin, barbell training is the fastest way to get stronger, put on muscles.
00:42:43.000 Barbell training, single-handed, changing football forever from thin leather helmets to putting people in wheelchairs in the 60s.
00:42:50.000 Stick to basic bar... Well, I wish I knew this before I spent $3,000 on that fucking rig.
00:42:56.000 No, no, no.
00:42:57.000 He's saying barbell, what you have.
00:42:58.000 Oh, this is a barbell?
00:43:00.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:43:00.000 Oh, I'm thinking of a dumbbell, right.
00:43:01.000 Dumbbells are separate, yeah.
00:43:03.000 Okay, so maybe, like the guy who said he doesn't like my bench, am I supposed to sit there with just this?
00:43:10.000 You can curl that 45 pound bar and do straight curls like that, and that's good for your biceps.
00:43:17.000 I know, that looks gay though.
00:43:18.000 It doesn't matter if it looks gay, it's effective.
00:43:20.000 No, I want to look cool.
00:43:21.000 I would never vape, I'll smoke cigarettes.
00:43:24.000 Okay, dude, we should smoke Stoges and fucking Lyft.
00:43:27.000 Yeah.
00:43:27.000 I'll smoke cigs.
00:43:28.000 I like it because it's right next to the bar.
00:43:30.000 So I'll be at the bar.
00:43:32.000 I'll have, I'll have a couple bourbons and then I'm feeling no pain.
00:43:36.000 So I just start fucking.
00:43:38.000 Very dangerous.
00:43:39.000 Doing.
00:43:40.000 Oh, very dangerous.
00:43:41.000 There you go.
00:43:43.000 Right outside gaff tap.
00:43:44.000 Yeah.
00:43:47.000 I think you're gonna be all right with that setup.
00:43:50.000 I have a feeling.
00:43:52.000 These boys here.
00:43:53.000 I'm gonna get ripped.
00:43:57.000 Oh, those are great for the Jane Fonda workout that you do.
00:44:00.000 That's pretty gay.
00:44:01.000 Yeah, that sounds great.
00:44:02.000 What's that called?
00:44:03.000 The Jazzercise?
00:44:06.000 Laugh now!
00:44:11.000 Look at this.
00:44:11.000 I buy shirts from YouTubers.
00:44:17.000 You bought a shirt from a YouTuber who turned out to be a cuck.
00:44:24.000 What are you talking about?
00:44:27.000 Okay.
00:44:30.000 Ryan, your low T comes from your choice to be passive and not assertive more often.
00:44:33.000 The habit of being passive lowers your T. Psychosomatic.
00:44:37.000 That's spelled wrong.
00:44:38.000 Gavin, all you have to do is just work out and stop talking about it.
00:44:42.000 We get you have a talk show.
00:44:43.000 You can do 100 pushups quickly, bud.
00:44:45.000 You have 10 minutes a day.
00:44:46.000 Do 50 now.
00:44:47.000 Matt, please explain to Ryan how you're twice as old as him and still have more T. This caller with relationship advice just wants a license to behave badly and should stop being a little baby.
00:44:58.000 Wow.
00:44:59.000 A lot of, a lot of, a lot of shit packed into that 10 bucks on everything.
00:45:04.000 I do have more testosterone than Ryan.
00:45:04.000 It is true.
00:45:07.000 Allegedly.
00:45:07.000 I am over 50.
00:45:08.000 What do you mean allegedly?
00:45:10.000 We got to recheck.
00:45:11.000 I was in a bad way back then.
00:45:13.000 Oh, you're 30.
00:45:15.000 Jesus age.
00:45:15.000 33.
00:45:16.000 Um, I don't think Jesus was 30.
00:45:18.000 33, right?
00:45:27.000 Ryan is right on the money about colonialism.
00:45:29.000 What would England trade India that India would need?
00:45:31.000 When you say gold, how do you think England got gold in the first place?
00:45:34.000 Why would India want gold?
00:45:36.000 What does gold's inherent value to an uncivilized native?
00:45:39.000 Let's say India has tons of gold deposit.
00:45:40.000 How do you motivate natives to work 10 hours a day to mine gold?
00:45:43.000 Do you use British people?
00:45:46.000 Colonization is about raw materials and a local workforce to get those raw materials.
00:45:51.000 Further, why would let local elites reap the benefits of controlling the raw material production when companies like the East Empire Company should?
00:46:00.000 And when the East Empire Company succeeds, the British Empire profits.
00:46:03.000 Yeah, but you got to look at the long-term problems.
00:46:06.000 That was exactly my point.
00:46:07.000 I said basically the same thing.
00:46:11.000 Which is what?
00:46:12.000 I basically said that he's right.
00:46:14.000 That's exactly what I meant.
00:46:16.000 5-8-0, you're on the line.
00:46:19.000 Make it good.
00:46:20.000 5-8-0, go ahead.
00:46:27.000 Hey man.
00:46:28.000 Hey.
00:46:29.000 What's going on?
00:46:31.000 Hey.
00:46:32.000 I was pretty upset when I heard you and Ryan were in jail.
00:46:35.000 Because I bought tickets for Dallas-Fort Worth.
00:46:40.000 And I thought, man, what am I going to do if he ain't there?
00:46:43.000 And then I had an epiphany.
00:46:45.000 I thought, they may replace them guys with some big fucking tits.
00:46:55.000 I thought it was hilarious, Gav.
00:46:58.000 I'm a Gen X, too.
00:47:00.000 These guys need to grow the fuck up and enjoy the ride.
00:47:05.000 So, I just thought I'd tell you I'll see you there in Dallas.
00:47:08.000 Me and my wife are coming to see you, Dave.
00:47:10.000 Right on, dude.
00:47:12.000 Look forward to meeting you.
00:47:13.000 I'll be the guy with the mustache.
00:47:15.000 Thanks for calling.
00:47:17.000 Yeah, let's call my mom and see what the Scots think about the Queen dying.
00:47:23.000 My dad is Scottish and he hates the Queen.
00:47:25.000 He's also kind of a fake Englishman who likes the Queen.
00:47:31.000 That's the whole... Hello?
00:47:37.000 Whoa.
00:47:39.000 Great, aliens murdered my mom.
00:47:42.000 Laureen, what you doing?
00:47:45.000 Maybe there was a bomb in the phone or maybe there was aliens waiting for me to call and the second she called they just zapped her.
00:47:51.000 Somebody gonna spill the intergalactic beans on that prank?
00:47:54.000 We're done.
00:47:57.000 More vintage cars for Gavin.
00:47:59.000 Honey, don't question me art.
00:48:03.000 Gordie, no question, I don't know that.
00:48:08.000 What is going on with these people?
00:48:16.000 Oh, maybe her phone's dead?
00:48:18.000 I'm done.
00:48:20.000 I'm done.
00:48:23.000 I'm not going to recover from this financially.
00:48:26.000 Hi, it's Lorraine here.
00:48:29.000 Leave your name and number and I'll call you back.
00:48:33.000 Does that sound Scottish to you?
00:48:35.000 No.
00:48:37.000 Maybe it's an imposter.
00:48:40.000 Hello?
00:48:41.000 Hi.
00:48:42.000 Hi, honey.
00:48:43.000 I'm sorry.
00:48:43.000 Hey, mom.
00:48:45.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:48:45.000 Hi.
00:48:47.000 You know what?
00:48:48.000 Dad is here and he is my witness.
00:48:52.000 I said to him, I haven't talked to Gavin in a long time, and you called.
00:48:57.000 Why do we have phones?
00:49:00.000 Great point.
00:49:02.000 You know, we just have to think deeply.
00:49:06.000 It's so... You know who else believes that?
00:49:09.000 Shaquille O'Neal.
00:49:10.000 I saw an interview with him where he goes, I don't need the phone, I just think of someone and they call me.
00:49:17.000 Who is this?
00:49:18.000 Shaquille O'Neal, that monstrous basketball player.
00:49:23.000 Oh yeah.
00:49:23.000 His penis looks like a leg.
00:49:26.000 Yeah.
00:49:29.000 Do you mind, speaker?
00:49:30.000 Don't cut me off.
00:49:32.000 Dad wants to hear.
00:49:35.000 Hello?
00:49:35.000 Okay.
00:49:36.000 Hello, hello.
00:49:40.000 Can you hear me?
00:49:44.000 Hello?
00:49:45.000 Can you hear me?
00:49:45.000 Hello.
00:49:47.000 Yes, I can hear you, but nothing happened.
00:49:50.000 Press speaker.
00:49:51.000 Okay, I can't hear Dad.
00:49:53.000 Can we get a test?
00:49:54.000 1, 2, 3 from Dad?
00:49:56.000 Yeah, come on.
00:49:57.000 Sit here.
00:49:58.000 Honey, I've hit the speaker twice!
00:50:02.000 Okay, here's Mr. Wise Man, Mr. Know-it-all McInnes.
00:50:11.000 He's staggering up to the phone.
00:50:15.000 Hi, honey.
00:50:19.000 Hey, dad.
00:50:21.000 So you're now on speaker.
00:50:23.000 Okay.
00:50:26.000 Um, I gotta be honest, I am kind of devastated by the Queen.
00:50:32.000 I didn't think I would cry, but I caught myself, you know, getting teary-eyed.
00:50:37.000 This woman was, was the head of state for 70 years.
00:50:43.000 That's my people.
00:50:44.000 She's my Braveheart.
00:50:55.000 It's so sad.
00:50:56.000 You know, but the good news is, which gives me a lot of comfort, is that Charles is the new king.
00:51:07.000 The queen is dead, long live the king.
00:51:11.000 Charles.
00:51:12.000 Exactly.
00:51:14.000 Charles and the queen consort Camilla.
00:51:19.000 Camilla Bowles.
00:51:21.000 It would have been nice if we had.
00:51:23.000 So what is Camilla?
00:51:26.000 Is she a princess or what do you call her?
00:51:29.000 She's going to be, I think her title will be the Queen Consort.
00:51:36.000 In the same way that Prince Philip was the Queen Consort.
00:51:45.000 I think the best Queen concert I ever saw was Live Aid, but maybe this will be even better.
00:51:50.000 We're blessed.
00:51:58.000 We're blessed.
00:51:59.000 I understand through the internet, through emails, that you guys are cancelling Christmas.
00:52:07.000 Well, we're not cancelling Christmas.
00:52:09.000 We don't have that kind of power.
00:52:11.000 But you're not coming.
00:52:12.000 You're not visiting us.
00:52:14.000 No.
00:52:16.000 No, it's just, uh, we're getting too old.
00:52:18.000 Well, you know, that's too much traveling.
00:52:33.000 Wait, but it's it's like I don't understand this it's you fly all the way to Florida It's it's what a month later you hop on a plane.
00:52:42.000 I pick you up at the airport We have jackets and then you go you get your own bedroom.
00:52:46.000 You'll be in Johnny's room What's the issue?
00:52:53.000 Yeah, he'll be the snowbank No, we've got we've got plans for the kids
00:53:06.000 Do you have enough bedrooms?
00:53:07.000 Our only rules are, if you're going to be shagging, try to keep the volume down.
00:53:36.000 I'm gonna come.
00:53:47.000 So you're saying that's the deal breaker.
00:53:50.000 You can't fuck loud enough.
00:53:55.000 Alright, well, I gotta get back to my show, Dad.
00:54:05.000 Okay, Pedro.
00:54:06.000 Is this being recorded?
00:54:09.000 And broadcast live to the world.
00:54:13.000 You're disgusting.
00:54:15.000 I just told you.
00:54:17.000 I'm going to the lawyer tomorrow to disown you.
00:54:20.000 You're out of the will.
00:54:22.000 Go bananas.
00:54:24.000 Take care, honey.
00:54:26.000 Alright, cheers.
00:54:27.000 Homeboy's gonna like, get it.
00:54:32.000 What's that $100 one?
00:54:35.000 Get a starting strength barbell trainer.
00:54:39.000 This is a video of my starting strength strength coach doing a 405 press.
00:54:44.000 You can do it all virtual.
00:54:45.000 He sends you your programming, you record it and send it to him.
00:54:48.000 He tells you how shitty it was, blah, blah, blah.
00:54:49.000 All right.
00:54:53.000 Starting strength barbell trainer.
00:54:57.000 Ryan, maybe we should just Gavin do the starting.
00:54:59.000 Oh, there we go again.
00:54:59.000 He went into starting strength.
00:55:02.000 Let's take a call.
00:55:04.000 OK.
00:55:07.000 We got Michael J. Cuban.
00:55:11.000 All right there, Mike.
00:55:12.000 All right, Paul.
00:55:14.000 Hey, what's up, guys?
00:55:15.000 Can you hear me?
00:55:16.000 Yeah, what's happening?
00:55:18.000 Yo, yo.
00:55:19.000 Hey, Gavin.
00:55:19.000 It's the guy who emailed you about the Jan 6 pipe bombs and Chrissy Teigen.
00:55:26.000 The Jan 6 pipe bombs that what?
00:55:29.000 And Chrissy Teigen.
00:55:32.000 I don't remember that particular email.
00:55:33.000 Yeah, it was a little while ago, yeah.
00:55:35.000 The Chrissy Teigen, the text, Twitter?
00:55:38.000 Where it was all like that huge slideshow of all the creepy Teigens tweets?
00:55:43.000 I remember the Chrissy Teigen controversy.
00:55:45.000 That was from him, yeah.
00:55:46.000 Where they said that, you know, she was like a weird pedophile.
00:55:50.000 What's that got to do with Jan Six pipe bombs?
00:55:52.000 He also sent that, yeah, in the same email.
00:55:54.000 Because I emailed you about both those things.
00:55:56.000 But I was just calling in about the Queen and Britain and all that.
00:56:00.000 And my take on the British Empire is, you know, they've been trying to colonize the world since the 1600s.
00:56:08.000 And to the modern day, you know, it leads into the World Economic Forum.
00:56:13.000 And you're looking at it from a human perspective, but it's more of a turning the world into one central point of control.
00:56:21.000 And it started in like the 1600s.
00:56:23.000 So a lot of... Should I go on?
00:56:29.000 Sure.
00:56:30.000 Oh, so, um, then the past like a year, we've all been hearing that the queen was going to be announced that she, uh, uh, died or whatever.
00:56:40.000 And so you have a big shakeup in the English government.
00:56:43.000 Uh, you have all the people resigning recently, the queen going, and people were saying that big change.
00:56:49.000 Was it going to happen until the queen left?
00:56:50.000 So it was pretty cool.
00:56:53.000 A lot of change going on right now.
00:56:54.000 Wait, we had Boris Johnson resigned before the queen died.
00:56:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:59.000 He's part of the resignations.
00:57:00.000 There was a whole bunch of them.
00:57:01.000 I think there was like 50.
00:57:04.000 Yeah, I do recall all those resignations.
00:57:06.000 Those were bizarre.
00:57:07.000 And you're saying those were because they knew the Queen was going to die?
00:57:13.000 No, it's all part of a change of their government.
00:57:15.000 It's a changing of power.
00:57:17.000 The Queen and their people have been in power since as long as we can remember.
00:57:21.000 Since the 1600s.
00:57:23.000 So did they kill the Queen?
00:57:24.000 I'm not sure.
00:57:27.000 No, I think she just died.
00:57:30.000 Wait, what?
00:57:31.000 The monarch, the queen, really doesn't have anything to do with the day-to-day politics of the United Kingdom.
00:57:37.000 The mass quitting was bizarre, but I don't understand how you link it to the queen dying of old age.
00:57:45.000 The queen owns more of the planet than any other person.
00:57:48.000 She has a ton of power.
00:57:50.000 And she was like one more roadblock in the way of changing the UK in a positive way.
00:57:56.000 The quitting happened before she died?
00:58:01.000 Yeah, well, the media rolls it out in a certain way, but we've been hearing about the Queen's going to be announced dead for the past year.
00:58:08.000 So they've been just sort of keeping her on life support?
00:58:11.000 I just saw her greet the new Prime Minister.
00:58:14.000 If I had to guess, I think she died like a year ago and they're just waiting to announce it.
00:58:18.000 Oh, okay.
00:58:18.000 All right.
00:58:19.000 Well, thanks for calling.
00:58:20.000 Appreciate the call.
00:58:21.000 No worries.
00:58:22.000 Yeah, that's great.
00:58:25.000 Ever since the loss of my old friend, Flat Earth Joey, I have no time for this shit.
00:58:32.000 The like, Joe Biden is dead and this is his twin brother and all that kind of stuff.
00:58:39.000 Is Elvis dead?
00:58:39.000 The left uses that shit to make us look nuts.
00:58:42.000 That blue-anon, Q-anon shit.
00:58:47.000 She died.
00:58:47.000 A year ago.
00:58:49.000 Yeah, so what was an actress?
00:58:52.000 Body double.
00:58:54.000 But he does have a point with the mass quitting.
00:58:57.000 That was weird.
00:58:58.000 Yeah.
00:58:58.000 Remember that?
00:59:00.000 Yeah, not to say that she's not an influential person, but she really doesn't have anything really to do with the day-to-day politics of the United States.
00:59:08.000 Hey Ryan, what's with this tally in the top there?
00:59:10.000 Is it working itself out?
00:59:12.000 It seems like it's working.
00:59:13.000 Oh, that's cool!
00:59:14.000 Our guy's da man.
00:59:16.000 You know, every time someone accuses me of ripping off Proud Boys or being a grifter or something, call the people.
00:59:23.000 Like, you can contact Max and John.
00:59:25.000 We give you their addresses at the end of every show.
00:59:28.000 Is Gavin ripping off?
00:59:29.000 Did Gavin pay any of your lawyer bills?
00:59:31.000 Has Gavin been contacting you?
00:59:33.000 Did Gavin visit you regularly when you're in prison?
00:59:37.000 With the SPLC suit, I raised a quarter million dollars.
00:59:41.000 Did I steal that?
00:59:42.000 Ask Ron Coleman.
00:59:43.000 He's a lawyer involved.
00:59:45.000 Did you guys embezzle it?
00:59:46.000 Did Gavin buy a bunch of cars with the money?
00:59:48.000 I mean, these are all easy things to verify.
00:59:52.000 And I think I know why.
00:59:54.000 And I think I know why.
00:59:55.000 It's the oldest symbol.
00:59:58.000 All right, let's let's go behind the paywall now.
01:00:00.000 But last thing.
01:00:02.000 Hey, guys, this girl was convinced she was trans, got a hysterectomy.
01:00:07.000 Oof.
01:00:08.000 Doggystyle is getting a hysterectomy, by the way.
01:00:10.000 Matty?
01:00:11.000 Yeah, no, I spoke to her today.
01:00:14.000 I'm not spilling any beans because that's her nickname.
01:00:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:00:17.000 No, I know.
01:00:19.000 But that's a big deal.
01:00:20.000 Miami Mike's going for surgery too.
01:00:22.000 What's he got?
01:00:23.000 Torn meniscus.
01:00:25.000 Oh, is that from wiping out?
01:00:27.000 I don't know.
01:00:28.000 If you notice, he's been limping for like the last... Yeah, a long time.
01:00:31.000 He finally got his MRI and uh... Dude, I saw him tonight.
01:00:35.000 I was leaving the bar and that fucking pitbull was turning a corner and the way the leash pushed against me was like a man... Two men were holding either end of the leash.
01:00:47.000 This was not a dog.
01:00:50.000 Like the torque, the torque on the leash as, as what's her name?
01:00:54.000 What's that?
01:00:55.000 Coco.
01:00:56.000 As Coco turned the corner, it was pushing me dude, like in a strong way.
01:01:02.000 And I said that to Mike, I go, dude, the torque on that fucking leash is a shark.
01:01:08.000 That was a car.
01:01:10.000 That was a car.
01:01:11.000 You have your leash around a car and it pushed me into the wall.
01:01:14.000 I felt bad.
01:01:14.000 I stepped on her tail today.
01:01:17.000 How'd her tail get so low?
01:01:18.000 She was laying down on the floor and I like stepped backwards and stood on it.
01:01:26.000 She didn't bite me.
01:01:28.000 Yeah.
01:01:28.000 Well, we should get a transformer to step on her neck.
01:01:32.000 Uh, she was, she was trans.
01:01:34.000 She got a hysterectomy, bottom surgery, breasts removed.
01:01:40.000 Wait, so bottom.
01:01:41.000 Oh, I think I know who this is.
01:01:42.000 Riley is the person's name.
01:01:44.000 That's when they cut the skin off their arm and make a fake burrito penis.
01:01:48.000 Yeah.
01:01:50.000 Breast removed, took hormones, whole nine yards.
01:01:52.000 In this video, it seems like she has recently GT transitioned and the emotions are still very fresh.
01:01:57.000 It is so sad to watch.
01:01:58.000 Oh no, this is a totally different person.
01:02:00.000 This is not the Riley I thought.
01:02:02.000 It's so sad to watch, especially when she talks about the life she missed out on and the kids she'll never have.
01:02:09.000 You know, lesbians should be more fucking angry.
01:02:12.000 You know what this trans shit is?
01:02:15.000 It's a war on lesbians.
01:02:16.000 I just don't know how this happened.
01:02:18.000 Turn it up.
01:02:19.000 Like a virus or something.
01:02:20.000 It just... It hated me.
01:02:25.000 And I'm so sad.
01:02:26.000 Like I just don't know how this happened.
01:02:30.000 Like a virus or something.
01:02:31.000 It just like infected me and it happened so quickly.
01:02:34.000 It was like I was right there like agreeing to every single thing.
01:02:38.000 And I don't know how that happened.
01:02:40.000 Then now I can sit here and look back and be like, why did I do that?
01:02:44.000 It doesn't make any sense.
01:02:46.000 None of it makes any sense.
01:02:48.000 If I just would've waited.
01:02:49.000 If I just would've waited.
01:02:53.000 Yeah, dude, or lady, what about all the adults around you who enabled this?
01:03:00.000 From the doctors to your parents to everyone around you?
01:03:04.000 Hopefully some people opposed it.
01:03:10.000 Like what if there was, you know, bottom surgery is fags cutting their dicks off.
01:03:16.000 You don't really see that that much.
01:03:17.000 There's Jazz Jennings and everything.
01:03:19.000 But homos should be mad about being genitally mutilated because of their sexual proclivity.
01:03:27.000 You talk about lynchings.
01:03:28.000 The understanding with lynchings is blacks were hanged just because they're black, right?
01:03:34.000 I'm not saying that's true or false, but that's the general narrative.
01:03:36.000 That makes people mad.
01:03:38.000 Biden just passed the anti-lynching bill.
01:03:41.000 Uh, if gays are having their dicks chopped off for the sin of being gay, that should make people mad.
01:03:48.000 Similarly, and this is where we're getting the most prevalent cases, if lesbians are cutting their tits off for the sin of being lesbians,
01:03:59.000 I mean, that's a Handmaid's Tale, that's Salem Witch Trials, that's crazy Saudi Arabian, crazy Muslim shit.
01:04:06.000 I don't get it.
01:04:06.000 Lesbians should be mad.
01:04:08.000 Now, that's just top surgery.
01:04:10.000 I'm not talking about phalloplasty, where this poor bastard, this poor girl you're looking at right now, has had a burrito of skin removed from her arm, which never goes back, by the way.
01:04:23.000 Your arm's never normal.
01:04:26.000 Dude, take a fucking...
01:04:28.000 Take a Gatorade cap of flesh from your forearm and you will have a brutal, weird nipple scar for the rest of your life.
01:04:38.000 That's not what this is.
01:04:40.000 This is major fucking flesh.
01:04:45.000 Like more bacon than you could eat on a hungry morning.
01:04:49.000 I've seen images of it and it's not pleasant.
01:04:51.000 A good amount.
01:04:52.000 You know what it is?
01:04:53.000 It's a good, healthy, satisfying fish dinner.
01:04:56.000 Look at the arm.
01:04:59.000 Oh yeah, she can see it on her arm.
01:05:01.000 Wait, turn it up.
01:05:02.000 See where she... See how thin her forearm is?
01:05:08.000 And look right below her wrist.
01:05:11.000 Yeah.
01:05:13.000 And then you see the other forearm and it's normal.
01:05:15.000 Turn it up.
01:05:15.000 I just feel so detached from it.
01:05:26.000 It's hard to look at it.
01:05:27.000 It's hard to, like, accept that it's mine.
01:05:30.000 Doing little things, though.
01:05:31.000 It's like, just trying to find joy.
01:05:34.000 Oh my God.
01:05:35.000 That is, like, the worst thing I've ever heard.
01:05:38.000 I would kill myself.
01:05:39.000 What did Jack the Ripper do?
01:05:41.000 Pretty bad stuff.
01:05:43.000 What did he do, though?
01:05:44.000 I'm at the point now where I'm defending Jack the Ripper.
01:05:47.000 I think he, like, cut one tit off.
01:05:50.000 I think he drove through Memphis trying to kill white people.
01:05:54.000 You know there's another one?
01:05:56.000 In the wake of the tragic anti-white killing spree that just occurred, another one, allegedly also in Memphis, is claiming he will continue to target whites tonight and throughout the weekend.
01:06:04.000 What?
01:06:05.000 Can I get some subtitles, please?
01:06:05.000 What?
01:06:07.000 We got some sub... Never mind.
01:06:08.000 What does this have to do with the trans chick?
01:06:35.000 Ryan's not great with segways.
01:06:36.000 What's going on, Ryan?
01:06:39.000 Well, Jack the Ripper wasn't as bad as targeting whites in Memphis for the second night.
01:06:44.000 Oh, another night of targeting.
01:06:46.000 Yeah, he's a separate guy.
01:06:46.000 No, but when I talk about Jack the Ripper, I'm talking more about the gore.
01:06:50.000 So, uh, Jack the Ripper, their throats were cut prior to abdominal mutilations.
01:06:57.000 The removal of internal organs from at least three of the victims led to proposals that their killer had some anatomical or surgical knowledge.
01:07:05.000 Rumors that the murders were connected, intensified, blah, blah, blah, Scotland Yard.
01:07:09.000 So, victims.
01:07:13.000 Five.
01:07:14.000 Most of them were prostitutes, I believe.
01:07:16.000 Yeah.
01:07:17.000 Who aren't human.
01:07:18.000 Prostitutes are human garbage and they deserve to die.
01:07:21.000 No.
01:07:22.000 Definitely not.
01:07:25.000 I think Jack the Ripper is a pussy compared to these modern trans doctors.
01:07:32.000 Yeah, because the victims die after Jack the Ripper does what he does.
01:07:35.000 Yeah.
01:07:36.000 These have to live a life where they can't find joy in anything.
01:07:38.000 Their body feels like a foreign object.
01:07:41.000 This is a suicidal person, but pre-suicide.
01:07:44.000 This is worse.
01:07:45.000 I mean, they're hypocritical.
01:07:47.000 Doctors are hypocritical.
01:07:49.000 The first thing is they should not harm.
01:07:51.000 Right.
01:07:52.000 It's crazy.
01:07:54.000 And the second thing is, thou shalt not yeet the teats.
01:07:58.000 I love how she makes a cute name for it.
01:08:00.000 Yeet the teats.
01:08:01.000 Alright, let's go behind the paywall now and start taking some calls and get serious.
01:08:08.000 So, to all you freeloaders, that was the free show.
01:08:12.000 It happens once a week.
01:08:16.000 It's a lot of fun.
01:08:17.000 Tomorrow we have a pre-tape show because we're off to Vegas, which is why I'm wearing our Vegas shirt.
01:08:22.000 We're gonna do a hilarious comedy set at 3 p.m.
01:08:26.000 Josh Denny, Anthony Cumia, Gavin McInnes, Ryan, Katsu Rivera, Matty O'Dell will be there.
01:08:32.000 We're doing a meet-and-greet hangout after.
01:08:35.000 Then we're totally parting and destroying all of Vegas.
01:08:38.000 I'm actually worried about my liver.
01:08:40.000 It's going to be a fucking self-abuse bloodbath.
01:08:45.000 Um, but until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:08:56.000 We good to go.
01:09:17.000 We good to go.