Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 14, 2022


GOML LIVE #165 - DISNEY BABY (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes is back from his vacation with his wife and their new baby daughter, Daphne, and they talk about their plans for their upcoming trip to Disneyland. They also talk about how they're going to raise their daughter, and why they don't want to have another baby. Gavin also talks about how he's going to take his baby to Disneyland with his new wife, and how they plan to keep her in the best condition she can possibly be in. Gavin and Matty also discuss why they think it's a good idea to have two babies at the same time, and what it means to be a parent when you have two kids. And they also discuss the fact that it's better to have twins than one baby, because you can t have twins until you're old enough to remember that you have a baby at all. And that's not even close to being a full-time parent yet. This episode was brought to you by Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. Music: Moat by The Faint (Dancing With Myself) Words and Music by Ian Dorsch Artwork by Matty Odell Music by Jeff Kaale ( ) We'd like to learn more about you, the audience, so please take a few minutes to fill out this brief survey! Rate/subscribe in Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, review, and tell us what you think of this episode and/or share it with a friend or share it on social media if you're listening to this podcast. We'll be looking out there! Thanks for listening and/sharing it with your friends! Timestamps: 5 stars! 5 stars is a review! 6 stars is much appreciated! 7 stars is enough! Thank you for your support is much more than you'll get a chance to be featured on the podcast next week on the next episode of this podcast? 8 stars is more than enough, and I'll be hearing about it in the next week's episode? 9 stars is also getting a shoutout on my insta story on the pod? 10 stars is appreciated 11 stars is really helps spread the word out there? 12 stars is very much appreciated, right?? 13 stars out there on the road? 15 stars is so much love, thank you out there, can I say so much more? 14 stars is all over the world?

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:35.000 Well...
00:01:01.000 You included too much in the intro.
00:01:02.000 I've got to wait it out, because it gets good.
00:01:26.000 That was Moat by The Faint from their album Dance Macabre.
00:01:31.000 I believe that song was written and composed by Sonic Youth, who I used to like till they said bad things about me. 0.98
00:01:38.000 And I discovered it on a mixtape I made for my wife called, and I'm not proud of this, but Emily is a red nigger skunk. 1.00
00:01:51.000 It was taken from a CD by a horrific band called Vaginal Jesus. 0.98
00:01:57.000 Their logo was a swastika on fire. 0.99
00:02:00.000 And they had a song called Indians are Red Nigger Skunks. 0.99
00:02:04.000 Terrible, horrific, offensive. 0.99
00:02:07.000 Also funny.
00:02:09.000 And I made that tape for her back when we were courting and you could be funny. 0.98
00:02:13.000 And I found it recently and been playing it in my car and I was like, this is a fucking masterpiece. 0.96
00:02:19.000 Pull up the pictures from that, Ryan. 0.98
00:02:21.000 We went to some art museum and they had a thing where they recognize your face.
00:02:21.000 That's the front.
00:02:26.000 So I put that on the front and then there's the side.
00:02:32.000 That's it.
00:02:35.000 Yeah. 0.91
00:02:38.000 In the song, Indians Are Reddinger Skunks, they talk about how I'm gonna burn your teepee. 1.00
00:02:45.000 April 11th, 20 years ago. 0.90
00:02:48.000 Just kidding, you're my blob for life. 0.99
00:02:50.000 I'm gonna burn your casino. 0.99
00:02:52.000 It just seems like a weird thing to be mad at. 1.00
00:02:57.000 Like to hate Indians. 1.00
00:02:59.000 You don't really see them. 0.99
00:03:00.000 It's like hating albinos.
00:03:02.000 Yeah, I thought it was funny.
00:03:05.000 By the way, Matty Odell here.
00:03:06.000 What's up everybody?
00:03:07.000 Good to see you.
00:03:08.000 Good to be back.
00:03:09.000 Back in town.
00:03:10.000 Doing a Tuesday show because Ryan is taking his baby to Disneyland.
00:03:15.000 Which is the same as taking your baby to Rikers.
00:03:18.000 It is totally irrelevant.
00:03:20.000 She's not going to remember anything.
00:03:20.000 I don't know.
00:03:22.000 Not going to remember anything.
00:03:23.000 And you're lining up for like an hour to get on a ride and then I guess you step aside with the baby one time and she takes the ride?
00:03:31.000 When we're done with it, they're going to call it Babyland! 0.90
00:03:36.000 We asked you a question about the semantics of your ridiculous vacation.
00:03:41.000 Why you get two vacations, I'm not sure. 0.50
00:03:42.000 You got a vacation when I was away.
00:03:45.000 You didn't tell us that that was happening.
00:03:46.000 We planned this months ago and you told us a week before it happened.
00:03:51.000 Okay.
00:03:52.000 So, uh... Is Daphne gonna ride the rides, too? 0.83
00:03:56.000 She can ride a couple of them.
00:03:58.000 On the small world, I'm pretty sure.
00:04:00.000 Tea cups?
00:04:03.000 I don't think she can even do tea cups, dude. 1.00
00:04:05.000 Because you gotta, like, sit down.
00:04:07.000 It's a baby.
00:04:08.000 So, if you're lining up for a fun thing, like Space Mountain, which isn't that fun, are you gonna just sit with her in the line?
00:04:16.000 And then get out of the line and take the baby and your wife can go on the ride? 1.00
00:04:19.000 I could do that, but we're going to Animal Kingdom.
00:04:22.000 She loves zoos, loves animals.
00:04:24.000 She doesn't.
00:04:25.000 Yeah, she does.
00:04:26.000 I have a video of her like touching a goat and going, yeah, that could be a fur pillow. 1.00
00:04:32.000 Well, it doesn't matter to me.
00:04:33.000 Yeah, it's a beautiful thing.
00:04:34.000 I want to show her nice things.
00:04:35.000 And also, dude, you could take her here to studio land.
00:04:40.000 She could touch the fur thing that Sylvia sits on.
00:04:43.000 Now she's disenfranchised by mundane things these days.
00:04:47.000 You know how women are. 1.00
00:04:48.000 It's not a woman. 0.95
00:04:50.000 It's a baby.
00:04:51.000 It's an infant.
00:04:52.000 We've decided her gender is female. 0.96
00:04:54.000 Is she even at infant yet?
00:04:56.000 Yeah.
00:04:57.000 Yeah.
00:04:58.000 When you come out of the womb, you're an infant. 0.96
00:04:59.000 Right out of the JJ.
00:05:01.000 We like, excuse me, we like to call it the stork bag in our house.
00:05:05.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:05:06.000 Okay.
00:05:07.000 Are you trying to make another one?
00:05:08.000 Uh, not yet, but very soon.
00:05:11.000 Why?
00:05:12.000 Because.
00:05:13.000 Be cute to have two little cuties around. 1.00
00:05:15.000 No, no, I don't mean why you have any other baby.
00:05:16.000 Why are you waiting?
00:05:17.000 Just keep churning them out.
00:05:19.000 Alright.
00:05:20.000 Keep droppin' hot ones! 1.00
00:05:21.000 You said something the other day about how... Regression.
00:05:25.000 If they're too close together, the first one regresses?
00:05:28.000 Okay, regress it up! 0.91
00:05:30.000 She's not gonna, like, become a retard. 1.00
00:05:33.000 No, it's just a pain in the ass to raise them because their sleep gets all fucked up and they get more needy, so now you have two really big concerns on your hands instead of one kind of matured baby and one baby. 0.98
00:05:43.000 What do you think happens when people have twins? 0.99
00:05:45.000 And triplets?
00:05:46.000 Well, that's better because they're with each other.
00:05:48.000 You know what I mean?
00:05:49.000 But if you have one that's grown so far and like gotten a proper sleep schedule, and then there's another baby introduced.
00:05:54.000 But a proper sleep schedule is like seven weeks.
00:05:57.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:05:57.000 I'm not a fucking baby doctor. 0.99
00:05:58.000 Somebody told me about this and they were like, we've been through it. 0.99
00:06:00.000 Yeah, don't listen to them.
00:06:01.000 Don't listen to people with kids. 0.99
00:06:03.000 Yeah.
00:06:03.000 Don't listen to people who don't know what they're talking about.
00:06:05.000 These guys have three kids.
00:06:06.000 I got kids.
00:06:06.000 I've heard this plenty of times.
00:06:08.000 I got three kids.
00:06:08.000 I'm telling you not to wait.
00:06:10.000 How old are they apart?
00:06:12.000 Two years.
00:06:12.000 The first two are two years apart.
00:06:14.000 Sure.
00:06:14.000 And then the last one is four years apart.
00:06:16.000 Mistake.
00:06:17.000 So you totally... Mistake.
00:06:19.000 You bypassed the regression, so of course you don't know what you're talking about with that.
00:06:23.000 Wow.
00:06:24.000 I've talked to somebody who literally has a little baby right now.
00:06:27.000 Oh, it literally has a little baby or not figuratively?
00:06:31.000 It's actually metaphorically has a little baby.
00:06:33.000 Okay.
00:06:33.000 It's actually a little stone.
00:06:35.000 Fag baby. 1.00
00:06:37.000 You take a fag baby and you regress it and now it's a super fag baby. 1.00
00:06:41.000 What about Irish twins? 1.00
00:06:42.000 They're only nine months apart. 0.85
00:06:43.000 Well, that's why the Irish come out so violent. 1.00
00:06:45.000 Because they're like, fucking I'm regressed. 1.00
00:06:47.000 The Irish come out so violent because they have to deal with people like you. 1.00
00:06:50.000 That's not true. 0.92
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00:08:47.000 Those are good prices.
00:08:48.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:50.000 Get a fucking whole little bar, knock you on your butt. 1.00
00:08:55.000 Uh, dude, I just came back from the craziest place. 1.00
00:09:00.000 Ever.
00:09:02.000 Bruner Avenue in the Bronx by the bus station.
00:09:06.000 There's a baseball field there. 0.99
00:09:09.000 No one gave a shit about it because parents in the South Bronx don't give a shit about their kids. 0.99
00:09:16.000 So they don't maintain the baseball fields. 0.99
00:09:19.000 So the Westchester people maintain it and then drive down the 20 minutes, 22 minutes from Westchester to the Bronx to play their things there and then they get the fuck out of Dodge.
00:09:31.000 And there's no Bronx teams there. 1.00
00:09:33.000 It's just middle-class white people in hell. 0.99
00:09:38.000 But a beautifully maintained field. 0.99
00:09:41.000 And isn't it amazing?
00:09:42.000 Well, it's a matter of money.
00:09:43.000 No, it's not that much money.
00:09:45.000 And it's a bunch of parents chipping in.
00:09:47.000 So you have these parents who care about their kids, maintaining baseball fields in the Bronx that were totally overgrown weed festivals before they were discovered by these middle class parents.
00:10:00.000 And you know if the New York Times went near this story, they would say, well not, like Bruner's a very long avenue.
00:10:08.000 So you wanna go, well I sent you pictures of it actually, Ryan.
00:10:12.000 It's Burning Man.
00:10:14.000 There's a white castle of course.
00:10:16.000 There's all these RVs parked there.
00:10:19.000 People living in cars.
00:10:21.000 Look at that.
00:10:22.000 There it is.
00:10:24.000 So the baseball field is right here.
00:10:29.000 And then these are all RVs and all these people are living in cars.
00:10:32.000 Now I'm told by the locals that it's people who work at the bus station and they don't want to spend any money so they live in a shithole RV like this.
00:10:41.000 Tarps everywhere, but there's also a lot of people living in cars.
00:10:45.000 One of the cars I saw, I hope I have the picture of it, is covered in vines.
00:10:48.000 It's been there so long.
00:10:50.000 There's no parking enforcement.
00:10:52.000 It's Burning Man!
00:10:56.000 So here I am going down the street.
00:10:58.000 That looks like a pretty good RV.
00:11:00.000 That's the crazy part. 0.98
00:11:02.000 A lot of the RVs are garbage.
00:11:04.000 That's probably used $80,000.
00:11:07.000 $80,000 to $100,000 probably used.
00:11:10.000 I married one of these.
00:11:12.000 They're expensive.
00:11:15.000 And then if you keep going, have you got another one?
00:11:18.000 That one's a pop out there. 1.00
00:11:19.000 The pop outs are a fucking fortune. 0.99
00:11:22.000 That's a pop out right there. 1.00
00:11:24.000 That's a pop-out.
00:11:25.000 The other one was a pop-out?
00:11:26.000 That's for the Big Bang. 0.73
00:11:28.000 Look at that.
00:11:28.000 Yeah.
00:11:29.000 I looked these up.
00:11:30.000 The Rock has one.
00:11:31.000 They're like 200 grand.
00:11:32.000 That's like a tour bus over there.
00:11:34.000 Yeah, Will Smith lives in one of these.
00:11:36.000 And it's got a scooter in front of it. 0.95
00:11:39.000 Are they shitting me? 0.61
00:11:40.000 I don't get it. 0.99
00:11:41.000 It's Burning Man, homeless people, vines on cars, and then also a quarter of a million dollar IV with a scooter there. 0.99
00:11:48.000 That's fucking nuts. 0.99
00:11:50.000 I gotta go down there. 1.00
00:11:53.000 It is so weird.
00:11:53.000 You're a man on the street or something.
00:11:55.000 Like, what do you do?
00:11:56.000 Yes, please.
00:11:56.000 You should probably wear a bulletproof vest.
00:11:59.000 I have that.
00:12:01.000 Show another pic.
00:12:03.000 I think I got the Vines in there.
00:12:06.000 Yeah, that's the car with the Vines.
00:12:08.000 That guy's been living in his car so long. 1.00
00:12:10.000 Vines are on his fucking car. 0.99
00:12:12.000 And then a school bus with, like, duct tape and white paint on the windows. 1.00
00:12:15.000 There's Habibi riding on there. 1.00
00:12:18.000 What?
00:12:18.000 You see the Habibi riding?
00:12:20.000 Where?
00:12:21.000 What's that?
00:12:21.000 Right under that yellow trim, that's ISIS Habibi writing.
00:12:27.000 Zoom in.
00:12:29.000 What do you mean ISIS Habibi writing? 0.74
00:12:30.000 That's Sanskrit or Arabic.
00:12:32.000 Okay, but that could be a million Sikhs, Indians, Arabs.
00:12:38.000 I'm just saying, I'm just looking for any sort of clues here.
00:12:40.000 He's got a flat tire.
00:12:41.000 That's why he's got vines growing on him.
00:12:43.000 It looks like he washed that car.
00:12:45.000 Yeah, it doesn't look dirty.
00:12:47.000 That's a good condition.
00:12:48.000 So you clean your car as vines grow over it?
00:12:51.000 When it rains.
00:12:52.000 He's out there with a bucket and soap.
00:12:54.000 I'm lost.
00:12:55.000 I'm totally lost.
00:12:56.000 With a flat tire.
00:12:59.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:13:01.000 The rims look beautiful.
00:13:02.000 They're clean.
00:13:03.000 It looks like a brand new car.
00:13:05.000 I mean, it did rain today.
00:13:08.000 And I looked it up online, there's nothing about Bruner Avenue.
00:13:12.000 Or at least this part of Bruner Avenue in the Bronx.
00:13:15.000 Anywhere.
00:13:15.000 They gotta do a documentary about that place.
00:13:18.000 The problem is if you go down there, you're gonna get killed.
00:13:20.000 So I would recommend we send Ryan down. 0.99
00:13:22.000 But then I would die.
00:13:25.000 I'm still a person.
00:13:25.000 Where are your chest plates?
00:13:27.000 Right, but that wouldn't be a major loss.
00:13:29.000 Oh, I see.
00:13:29.000 I'm saying you don't want to send a real person down.
00:13:32.000 That's it.
00:13:36.000 Uh, what else?
00:13:38.000 Joe Big's defense fund could do with a boost.
00:13:41.000 Here's why Joe needs money.
00:13:44.000 He has to fly experts down.
00:13:48.000 To talk about what happened that day, to go through the thousands of hours of video.
00:13:54.000 And Joe is up against a place called America. 0.81
00:13:58.000 And I'm, I don't know if you're familiar with America, but they just threw 40 billion at a bullshit war in Ukraine because the president's son is involved in some nefarious activities down there. 0.99
00:14:11.000 And he wants to make sure Ukraine never investigates his son or tells anyone what the fuck is going on. 0.99
00:14:16.000 So it's a bribe. 1.00
00:14:18.000 He bought Ukraine's support so his son could never get in shit. 1.00
00:14:24.000 That's the kind of money they have flying around. 0.99
00:14:27.000 And we don't even know if they have that money because they just print it and then give it to people and devalue it.
00:14:34.000 So we're heading for an inflation tsunami while Hunter Biden's dad blows all this money. 0.99
00:14:41.000 Isn't it amazing, by the way, that Hunter Biden fucked that stripper and she has a baby 1.00
00:14:46.000 And that baby is in some shitty apartment right now with a tattooed stripper mom. 1.00
00:14:52.000 And the mom is like, see that guy on the TV who can't speak English? 0.99
00:14:55.000 That's your grandpa.
00:14:57.000 That's the one he put the gun to her head?
00:14:59.000 What?
00:15:00.000 No, that's a different stripper. 1.00
00:15:02.000 Oh, different stripper. 1.00
00:15:03.000 I follow this stripper that he impregnated on Instagram.
00:15:06.000 She seems pretty cool.
00:15:08.000 She's got a boyfriend.
00:15:09.000 She's got some other kids. 1.00
00:15:10.000 I don't know.
00:15:10.000 She's kind of funny and horny.
00:15:14.000 She must have got a check, right?
00:15:15.000 Maybe she got a check directly from Ukraine.
00:15:19.000 But put up Joe's defense fund, Ryan.
00:15:21.000 Gotcha.
00:15:22.000 And then you could also email his lawyer for anonymous donations, too.
00:15:30.000 Right.
00:15:30.000 So we've promoted the anonymous donations.
00:15:32.000 That's for the rich guys.
00:15:33.000 But for the peasants who aren't scared.
00:15:37.000 Wait, that's not it. 1.00
00:15:37.000 Shit for brains. 1.00
00:15:38.000 I sent it to you. 1.00
00:15:40.000 Oh, in a text?
00:15:41.000 Yeah.
00:15:44.000 I don't know what that one is.
00:15:47.000 I only send you things that are triple quadruple verified.
00:15:51.000 Oh, here we are.
00:15:53.000 Yeah, this is real.
00:15:55.000 And here's a general, it's only got $3,000 on it.
00:15:59.000 But here's a general rule of thumb with defense funds.
00:16:02.000 Make sure it's going to a lawyer.
00:16:06.000 Lawyers have paper trails.
00:16:08.000 Lawyers don't disappear.
00:16:10.000 Lawyers can be tracked down.
00:16:12.000 This is Dan Hall.
00:16:13.000 I talk to him every day and he is trustworthy.
00:16:18.000 So what's the URL for this?
00:16:19.000 How do people get to this?
00:16:20.000 GiveSendGo.com slash SSGBDF.
00:16:25.000 SSG, Big Defense Fund.
00:16:26.000 Like as in Staff Sergeant BDF.
00:16:29.000 Right?
00:16:29.000 SSG, BDF.
00:16:33.000 Big Defense Fund.
00:16:34.000 SSG, Big Defense Fund.
00:16:38.000 Joe Biggs signed up to the military after 9-11.
00:16:40.000 Drove over an IUD.
00:16:43.000 Is that what it's called?
00:16:45.000 IED? 0.52
00:16:45.000 IED. 0.52
00:16:47.000 Got two Purple Hearts.
00:16:49.000 But because he went to the bathroom in a building that was being vandalized, he's been in solitary confinement for a year and a half and is facing 20 years.
00:16:58.000 Yeah, but it was an insurrection.
00:17:02.000 I know we're in the middle of a national divorce.
00:17:06.000 I've never met anyone in person that talks about January 6th as horrific and an insurrection. 0.89
00:17:12.000 I don't know if I could not punch someone if they say that to my face.
00:17:16.000 I don't know if I'd be able to resist.
00:17:20.000 It might be just sort of a natural instinct.
00:17:23.000 I gotta change the color? 0.98
00:17:25.000 I couldn't imagine meeting someone who thinks something so retarded. 1.00
00:17:30.000 Like Brooklyn, what's his name? 0.83
00:17:32.000 We talked about him the other day.
00:17:33.000 Brooklyn Dad Defiant? 1.00
00:17:35.000 Whatever the fuck his retarded name is. 1.00
00:17:37.000 It's a little made-up name. 1.00
00:17:39.000 Gay black dude. 0.99
00:17:41.000 He's like, this was way worse. 0.99
00:17:44.000 The insurrection was way worse than 9-11.
00:17:48.000 No one died on their end.
00:17:49.000 We lost two Patriots.
00:17:52.000 On 9-11 we lost about 3,000 Patriots.
00:17:56.000 Or Americans. 1.00
00:17:58.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:18:00.000 Yeah, so that super chat that we have up on the wall. 0.99
00:18:04.000 Why did it appear green?
00:18:06.000 Hey, I never noticed that before.
00:18:08.000 The guy who was like, I just got shot in the face.
00:18:10.000 Is he wearing a blacks for Trump shirt?
00:18:13.000 Get rid of the super chat for a second.
00:18:17.000 It's it's going to come up in the loop.
00:18:20.000 And you won't be able to pause it, of course.
00:18:22.000 Oh, you can pause it.
00:18:23.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:24.000 OK, keep going.
00:18:26.000 This is what you're seeing right there is worse than 9-11, by the way.
00:18:30.000 Because they were Americans.
00:18:33.000 Oh, you can even fast forward it.
00:18:35.000 Look at the technology there.
00:18:36.000 Stop.
00:18:38.000 Looks like it. 0.99
00:18:39.000 That's blacks for Trump. 0.97
00:18:42.000 That's cultural appropriation. 0.98
00:18:45.000 Can't wear that. 0.99
00:18:48.000 Or maybe it says, I sucks Trump stick. 0.99
00:18:51.000 I see ACKS. 0.99
00:18:54.000 Right?
00:18:54.000 Yeah.
00:18:54.000 That's blacks for Trump.
00:18:57.000 So he's funny too. 0.83
00:19:02.000 Um, yeah.
00:19:03.000 So the super chats, a totally different thing, although it's similar in the same in that it's the same persecution, pretty ugly color scheme you got there.
00:19:11.000 Um,
00:19:14.000 So, hey, this is Fox Day. 1.00
00:19:16.000 I'm wondering if I put anything in my ass, will that make me gay? 1.00
00:19:20.000 I am really worried about that. 1.00
00:19:22.000 I just can't be gay ever. 0.68
00:19:23.000 What would my soccer team think of me?
00:19:25.000 Please, please don't let me be gay. 1.00
00:19:27.000 Hey, do you have Milo's phone number? 0.99
00:19:28.000 I just want to tell him being gay is bad. 1.00
00:19:33.000 Yeah, it's a weird accusation I keep getting about being a fag. 1.00
00:19:36.000 Like, I wouldn't care if I was a fag. 0.99
00:19:40.000 Well, I guess I'd be bummed. 0.99
00:19:41.000 It's a non-factor.
00:19:43.000 And my marriage wouldn't be doing great after that, but I wouldn't have been married if I was gay. 0.98
00:19:48.000 But if I was a homo, I'd be sitting right here. 0.96
00:19:53.000 I'd have a boyfriend, I guess. 0.86
00:19:55.000 I might have a husband. 0.51
00:19:57.000 I don't think so, but maybe.
00:19:59.000 But that wouldn't affect my ideas.
00:20:01.000 Like, it's not the own you think it is, this gay accusation.
00:20:06.000 It would be weird to be gay in the closet, but like, I remember 0.99
00:20:11.000 Every time we'd like a band in high school, they'd go, yeah, the singer's a fag. 1.00
00:20:14.000 They wanted to ruin him. 0.99
00:20:16.000 Like with Rod Stewart, when I was a little kid, they'd go, yeah, he sucked off so many sheep, they had to pump his stomach because of the cum. 0.99
00:20:23.000 And you're like, well, first of all, that's not possible. 0.95
00:20:27.000 But secondly, how is that this sort of like deal breaker?
00:20:31.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:20:31.000 You put a butt plug in your ass. 1.00
00:20:33.000 Anyway, even me talking about it is taking the bait. 1.00
00:20:36.000 The new chat single, The Price of Smokes, is so good.
00:20:39.000 Check it out.
00:20:40.000 We have read that one, but I don't know if we listened to it last week.
00:20:43.000 So you got repeats?
00:20:45.000 Those are just, yeah, from nobody sent new ones.
00:20:47.000 Well, we should explain what we do on the show in case you're new to the show.
00:20:50.000 This night, which is usually Thursday night, but babies have to meet Mickey Mouse, we go through letters sent in here to the show that have been pre-screened, so none of them are boring.
00:21:04.000 We take calls, number two.
00:21:07.000 We allow super chats, number three.
00:21:10.000 I think that's it.
00:21:14.000 Go through a couple news items.
00:21:15.000 And the Super Chats, guaranteed gonna be red if they're $100.
00:21:20.000 Probably will be red if they're not, but no guarantee.
00:21:23.000 And then this dollar sign here is for Max and John to give them in cash when they get out for some sort of nest egg because they just served four years for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds and we live in Clown World where that's a crime.
00:21:44.000 So it'd be cool for them to have some scratch when they get out, which I believe is in March.
00:21:53.000 I think it's after Christmas.
00:21:56.000 Four Christmases down the drain.
00:21:58.000 They worked hard to get out early.
00:22:00.000 They filed an appeal, which was accepted or at least officiated by three black female judges.
00:22:11.000 Who rolled their eyes and laughed and got Max and John confused several times.
00:22:17.000 Didn't work.
00:22:17.000 No appeal there.
00:22:19.000 And they also took tons of courses and shit to get out early. 0.97
00:22:24.000 John is a welder so he taught a welding class. 0.98
00:22:26.000 Max taught an electrician class.
00:22:29.000 They were both the sort of heads of their block and they got six months off their sentence
00:22:35.000 For doing all those extracurricular activities.
00:22:37.000 And then they just, the prison said, man, no.
00:22:42.000 And didn't just obliterate their early time, which was only six months off four years, but they obliterated, obliterated everyone in the prisons.
00:22:50.000 We're not doing it anymore.
00:22:51.000 We changed our mind.
00:22:53.000 Now my theory is because they cut the prison population in half, the prison said, we need more customers.
00:22:59.000 So no one's leaving.
00:23:02.000 Cause you got to be here.
00:23:03.000 I don't get paid.
00:23:05.000 What do you think of that theory, Manny?
00:23:08.000 It's possible.
00:23:09.000 Because Governor and Bear Hill now are pretty darn sparse.
00:23:15.000 Yeah, they're probably, what, less than 50% of capacity.
00:23:21.000 I don't know exactly why.
00:23:22.000 I guess they said they let out a bunch for COVID.
00:23:25.000 I think they let out a bunch because they want their arrest records to look better. 0.98
00:23:33.000 So they're like crimes down the prisons are empty no crimes not down you just let them all get away with it Okay, would you rather receive the most excruciating toothiest blowjob that leaves you needing stitches from a ten no, thank you Dude, I'm 52. 0.97
00:23:52.000 We don't care about tens anymore or be the most mind numbingly euphoric be But BJ, but you're blindfolded Well, is it a dude? 0.98
00:24:03.000 I'm not.
00:24:03.000 I guess you don't know.
00:24:05.000 Okay.
00:24:05.000 So I almost did the chick thing where I'm like, neither.
00:24:09.000 But, uh, so the real question is, would you risk getting your dick sucked by a gay? 1.00
00:24:17.000 And the answer is no. 1.00
00:24:19.000 And that has less to do with me scared of gays, but my own sort of, uh, 0.98
00:24:24.000 Or it could be a retard. 1.00
00:24:26.000 Or a retard. 1.00
00:24:27.000 Or a kid. 0.98
00:24:28.000 What do they call that?
00:24:29.000 Your own facility.
00:24:30.000 Like your own freedom.
00:24:34.000 Your own ability to decide who blows you.
00:24:38.000 So I'll take the stitches.
00:24:40.000 Thanks.
00:24:41.000 Let's play The Price of Smoke.
00:24:43.000 Okay.
00:24:45.000 I already love it.
00:24:53.000 I love it so much I can get over the fact that the singer wears socks with sandals.
00:24:56.000 Australia is... The Australian music scene this year is as good as London and New York in the late 70s.
00:25:08.000 They are going through a renaissance.
00:25:12.000 Better. 0.99
00:25:13.000 This is better than fucking Richard Hell and the Voidoids. 0.99
00:25:24.000 We're good to go. 0.99
00:25:34.000 Good stuff.
00:25:35.000 You've never seen Burlington, don't you, because he's poor.
00:25:37.000 Max and John are going to love when they're out.
00:25:38.000 Nothing in the world is like freedom after incarceration.
00:25:40.000 Water tastes sweet.
00:25:41.000 Air is thick.
00:25:42.000 Bright future ahead.
00:25:43.000 I remember, Matty, you told me something where you go, I just woke up in the middle of the night.
00:25:50.000 I went and I wanted a water.
00:25:52.000 So I got up and I got at me a glass of water.
00:25:56.000 Go there and get some milk and cookies and whatever.
00:25:59.000 Just have that freedom.
00:26:00.000 Maybe not go back to bed.
00:26:01.000 Maybe watch some TV.
00:26:02.000 Turn on the TV!
00:26:03.000 It's up to you when you watch TV and watch the show you want to watch.
00:26:07.000 Exactly.
00:26:09.000 What's the first thing you do when you get out?
00:26:13.000 Like describe, can you just break it down for me?
00:26:15.000 Okay, Odell.
00:26:19.000 Well, you gotta go to what they call R&D, which is receiving and discharge.
00:26:22.000 So you're sitting there anticipating your name to be called by the block officer.
00:26:27.000 Okay, let's go back even further.
00:26:29.000 You wake up that morning, I assume super early at like six.
00:26:31.000 You probably don't go to sleep.
00:26:33.000 Right.
00:26:33.000 I didn't sleep much the night I was getting released, the night before.
00:26:37.000 You don't party the night before, right?
00:26:40.000 No.
00:26:41.000 So you're up all night, barely sleep.
00:26:43.000 Right.
00:26:45.000 You're anxious.
00:26:47.000 Yeah.
00:26:48.000 So, you know, you're up, you're antsy, you're probably pacing a little bit.
00:26:53.000 And then... Wait, let me interrupt again.
00:26:55.000 Is the guy next to you, the guy you're showing the South, a little bit jealous?
00:27:00.000 Oh yeah.
00:27:01.000 I remember when I was leaving Allenwood,
00:27:04.000 My cellie was doing life and he was like, oh, it's getting, I remember like about a month out before I was, knew I was getting, I got my release date and stuff.
00:27:13.000 You know, you start taking your personal effects from the cell and you either send them home or you just get rid of them.
00:27:20.000 So now like you're, yeah, like you have these cork boards and like some, you put your stuff up on there. 0.99
00:27:26.000 So like your side of it's getting empty and his is still full with all his shit. 0.93
00:27:31.000 And he's like, yeah, it's getting real sparse in here. 0.99
00:27:34.000 He goes, you know how many times I've seen this?
00:27:35.000 He had life.
00:27:36.000 He was never going home.
00:27:37.000 I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.
00:27:39.000 What did he do?
00:27:40.000 Murder.
00:27:42.000 How?
00:27:42.000 What?
00:27:42.000 He was a military prisoner.
00:27:44.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:44.000 You told me about this guy.
00:27:45.000 Sorry, but go ahead.
00:27:47.000 And, you know, you start packing up your stuff.
00:27:50.000 You want to go back to his murder.
00:27:52.000 Oh, he he was a military prisoner and he killed a guy in Germany.
00:27:57.000 He was he had a very bad heroin addiction.
00:28:00.000 And he was like in the middle of getting divorced from his wife.
00:28:04.000 He was bummed out.
00:28:05.000 So the guy says, Hey, come on, I'll take you to town and buy you a couple of drinks.
00:28:08.000 So I guess he thought the guy had money and then probably killed him.
00:28:12.000 And he, did he kill him by accident?
00:28:13.000 Yeah. 0.72
00:28:13.000 He killed him by accident. 0.72
00:28:14.000 No, no.
00:28:16.000 He says he doesn't remember.
00:28:17.000 He blacked out.
00:28:18.000 He went into like a rage, but put it this way.
00:28:22.000 He's never getting out because they said his crime was so heinous.
00:28:25.000 Wow.
00:28:28.000 He says all he remembers is he woke up, he had blood all over his hands, he had the guy's gold chain.
00:28:32.000 He killed him for like $28.
00:28:34.000 And a gold chain.
00:28:37.000 Jesus.
00:28:39.000 And he was 20 at the time that happened.
00:28:41.000 I met him, he was 37.
00:28:42.000 He had 17 years in him and was never going home.
00:28:45.000 Okay, so his corkboard's chock-a-block.
00:28:49.000 Yep.
00:28:50.000 It's got Mickey Mouse on there.
00:28:51.000 Now I start taking down my pictures and letters and stuff and start packing it up because, you know, you're going home.
00:28:58.000 And then, do they call you on a speaker?
00:29:01.000 No, the CO will just call you.
00:29:03.000 Like, he'll come out of his little, what they call the bubble.
00:29:05.000 He'll come out of the bubble and call your name.
00:29:07.000 Odell! 0.99
00:29:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:08.000 Let's go.
00:29:10.000 Odell.
00:29:11.000 And they call you, they give you a, you know, pass, go to receiving, R&D, process out.
00:29:17.000 A lot of that sound.
00:29:18.000 And then the doors go.
00:29:20.000 Where I was in the Feds, a lot of it was mechanical keys.
00:29:24.000 They had to actually physically go around
00:29:26.000 Oh, okay.
00:29:28.000 Like, county jails and stuff like that, they're electronic, where they open up, you know, they're like man-trap doors.
00:29:33.000 No two doors open at once.
00:29:34.000 Right.
00:29:35.000 Like, you have to, this door will open, you step in, this closes, and this one opens.
00:29:40.000 Those are all automated and stuff like that, but...
00:29:44.000 So then you go there, they give you, do they have that paper bag with the jeans you got arrested in five years ago?
00:29:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:29:51.000 Like I had clothes sent in so I could go home with.
00:29:55.000 Okay.
00:29:56.000 Yeah.
00:29:56.000 I mean, they'll give you clothes to leave with, like, just like, like New York State President, they give you like khaki pants and a white button-up shirt.
00:30:06.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:30:36.000 Oh, fantastic. 1.00
00:30:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:30:38.000 So then you get like a what a bus back to?
00:30:41.000 Well, you could take a bus like all this like you go to your counselors and stuff like that.
00:30:45.000 Like you go through like these pre release courses.
00:30:47.000 And they ask you if you're going to get picked up or you're taking public transportation and whatever.
00:30:52.000 So they arrange all like, when I was leaving the feds, I wasn't released to general public.
00:30:56.000 I had to go to halfway house. 0.88
00:30:58.000 Oh, yeah, that's anticlimactic.
00:31:00.000 Well, I had to go to the halfway aisle.
00:31:02.000 I think I had 90 days or six months or something in the halfway house. 1.00
00:31:05.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:31:06.000 Did you ever get out and you're just out? 1.00
00:31:08.000 You can drink a bottle of whiskey?
00:31:10.000 Yeah, full term.
00:31:10.000 When the last time I left the feds, I was doing my second violation with incarceration is, you know, I had to do all my sentence.
00:31:18.000 So it was called FTR, full term release.
00:31:21.000 And you just walk out the door and that's it. 0.96
00:31:23.000 Wait, didn't you choose that on purpose because you didn't want to deal with any probation bullshit? 0.96
00:31:26.000 Yeah, I didn't want to be on paper anymore. 0.93
00:31:28.000 So you said, I'll just do the extra time. 1.00
00:31:29.000 Yeah, yeah, I'll just do all the time, fuck it. 0.97
00:31:31.000 So how much was all the time? 0.99
00:31:32.000 43 months.
00:31:35.000 And what were they going to let you out in if they had had it their way?
00:31:38.000 No, I had done the majority of it, and then when I went home, I was on... Like, they changed it from parole to supervised release.
00:31:45.000 It's not parole anymore. 0.99
00:31:46.000 They just changed the fucking name. 0.99
00:31:48.000 Um... And... I did... Two years on supervised release, and they violated my last day. 1.00
00:31:56.000 They sent me back to prison for another 10 months.
00:31:58.000 So when I came out after doing that 10 months, I was back on, they gave me another two more years of supervised release. 1.00
00:32:05.000 So when I went back, I said, fuck you, I'm not doing this. 1.00
00:32:07.000 I'm not going to do two more years, so you can violate me on the last fucking day again. 1.00
00:32:11.000 Right. 1.00
00:32:12.000 I said, I'm not reporting, I'm not taking drug tests, fuck you, fuck your office, suck my dick, send me my paperwork for a violation, and I'll show up to court and go do my fucking time. 1.00
00:32:21.000 And my PO was like, no, I want you to really fucking do, want you to complete. 1.00
00:32:24.000 I go, you don't want me to do a fucking thing. 1.00
00:32:26.000 I was like, go fucking suck my dick. 1.00
00:32:29.000 Please don't sell me a line of bullshit. 1.00
00:32:32.000 I said, put the fucking paperwork in. 1.00
00:32:33.000 Cause this is the last time you'll see me until I report to court for my violation. 0.99
00:32:39.000 And that's what I did.
00:32:41.000 And then what was the punishment for that?
00:32:43.000 Another 10 months.
00:32:45.000 Whenever I hear these stories, I just think about the way the state abuses anyone they possibly can.
00:32:50.000 And he goes, well, you know, they could possibly give you more supervised relief.
00:32:53.000 I said, well, the majority of the time, from what I've understood and the research I've done, your second violation with incarceration, they just terminate your supervised release because they deem you unsupervisable.
00:33:05.000 I said, well, I'll take my chances with that.
00:33:07.000 Yeah.
00:33:08.000 And I got another 10 month hint and that was it.
00:33:10.000 Full term release.
00:33:11.000 So you get out, you go through that, there's a halfway house, blah, blah, blah. 1.00
00:33:14.000 You're back at your apartment.
00:33:16.000 I don't know how you get an apartment.
00:33:18.000 Yeah.
00:33:19.000 Someone set it up for you, I guess.
00:33:21.000 Well, when I got released from state prison last time in New York, because I couldn't go back to the house that I was living in, because there was no order of protections and stuff like that.
00:33:31.000 Oh, right.
00:33:33.000 I didn't, they, like, you have to be released to an established residence.
00:33:38.000 So, you know, my family said, well, we'll just get you an apartment.
00:33:41.000 And they were like, no. 0.99
00:33:42.000 So they actually paroled me to a fucking homeless shelter. 1.00
00:33:45.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:33:46.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:33:46.000 That's why last week I wanted to mention that. 0.99
00:33:49.000 Somebody said, John.
00:33:50.000 Yeah, I think John's doing that.
00:33:52.000 Declare himself homeless.
00:33:53.000 Yeah.
00:33:53.000 He's going right to a homeless shelter.
00:33:55.000 Yeah.
00:33:56.000 That's and what's really bad is, is he's going to be stuck in New York until he gets the New York State Division of Parole to do what they call an interstate compact.
00:34:08.000 To change it to where he lives in Chicago.
00:34:10.000 I don't know exactly where he lives.
00:34:12.000 I think Chicago or something like that?
00:34:14.000 Yeah, Zenoa's in Chicago, but I think they're moving to... At this point in time in state prison, in New York State, he should have already been dealing with this with his counselor and stuff like that.
00:34:24.000 Setting up his interstate compact so that when he gets released, he goes directly to Illinois.
00:34:33.000 Yeah, these guys aren't dummies.
00:34:34.000 Okay, so I want to get to where it's your first night.
00:34:37.000 You open the door.
00:34:39.000 You drop your bags down.
00:34:41.000 Oh, it depends.
00:34:45.000 I've come home from being out of county jails or halfway houses. 1.00
00:34:52.000 Go straight to a party, start fucking ripping lines and fucking drinking and all sorts of shit. 1.00
00:35:00.000 Don't get laid. 1.00
00:35:01.000 The first time I was released from federal custody, my ex-wife came and picked me up with my son and my mother.
00:35:06.000 I was going to the halfway house anyway.
00:35:10.000 But that first night when you're back with your wife, there's obviously some horsing around.
00:35:14.000 Oh, big delicious roast beef dinner.
00:35:16.000 Oh, yeah.
00:35:17.000 Food. 1.00
00:35:17.000 I mean, you try to go somewhere as soon as you get like when they pick you up, you either go straight to the hotel and get ass, get you get a piece of pussy and then go eat. 1.00
00:35:28.000 So. 1.00
00:35:31.000 Fun stuff.
00:35:32.000 Good stuff.
00:35:33.000 What's the thing you enjoy most when you get out?
00:35:35.000 Like TV?
00:35:36.000 Freedom.
00:35:36.000 Junk food?
00:35:38.000 Water at night?
00:35:39.000 Just freedom.
00:35:39.000 Just walking down the street.
00:35:40.000 Yeah, not having to do something that you don't want to do because someone is making you do it.
00:35:47.000 It's amazing how we all take... Alright, it's 3.30 in the afternoon.
00:35:49.000 It's time for Afternoon Count.
00:35:50.000 Get in the cell.
00:35:52.000 Yeah.
00:35:53.000 3.30 to 4.30.
00:35:54.000 It's amazing how we all take this for granted.
00:35:56.000 Like, when I get up hungover, you know, with the tears in the middle of the night, I go and get a Gatorade from the fridge downstairs. 0.99
00:36:03.000 All of that is a pain in the ass. 0.99
00:36:04.000 Yeah, there is no fridge in the cell. 0.99
00:36:06.000 Right, but I'm saying, like, I'm bummed. 1.00
00:36:07.000 I'm like, ah, fuck. 1.00
00:36:09.000 I'm super parched. 1.00
00:36:10.000 I gotta go all the way downstairs to get the Gatorade.
00:36:12.000 Meanwhile, that's such a gift.
00:36:15.000 That's such a, what's the word I'm looking for?
00:36:18.000 Privilege.
00:36:18.000 Yeah.
00:36:19.000 To be able to go down there and open a brand new, fresh, freezing cold Gatorade, orange Gatorade, and cure my dehydration instantly.
00:36:26.000 Boom.
00:36:27.000 I should be thankful that I had that opportunity.
00:36:29.000 Yeah.
00:36:32.000 It's I mean, it's a totally different thing.
00:36:34.000 Like New York State.
00:36:36.000 It's weird like in the mediums only maximum security are in cells in New York State.
00:36:42.000 But being in cells and being in like a dorm or two different like like where Max and John are, it's all dorms.
00:36:49.000 Yeah, they play guitar.
00:36:50.000 Well, Max plays guitar all day.
00:36:52.000 John draws.
00:36:53.000 Yeah.
00:36:55.000 Anyway, Ryan, that super chat doesn't seem to be rolling in.
00:37:01.000 Replenishing itself.
00:37:02.000 Maybe we should tell people how to watch it.
00:37:04.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.
00:37:06.000 I'm thinking we should.
00:37:07.000 It's a little bit tricky.
00:37:08.000 Also, Tuesday is a weird time to have the live show.
00:37:11.000 Yeah, I don't think a lot of people are expecting it.
00:37:14.000 I mean, I know you announced it yesterday.
00:37:16.000 So you hit, we are streaming, watch live, you click on that.
00:37:19.000 Gotta do it on the browser now folks.
00:37:21.000 Do it on the browser, not the app.
00:37:23.000 Right beneath these pretty mugs right here.
00:37:27.000 We got these.
00:37:28.000 Donate to read a message on air.
00:37:31.000 So you gotta do it on censored.tv.
00:37:33.000 It's true.
00:37:34.000 I've obviously never done it because I'm always sitting here.
00:37:38.000 There's 96 users in this little chat here, which is the free chat, but that wouldn't incentivize people to... Does that stay up after the show?
00:37:47.000 I think people hang out there for a bit, yeah.
00:37:49.000 No, but I'm saying, like, could I, like... Oh, watch it afterwards?
00:37:52.000 Could I pull up the... I don't think so.
00:37:55.000 Now that you mention it, I think it kind of dies with the stream.
00:37:58.000 I'll ask the super smart tech guy, too.
00:38:02.000 I'd love to see what people write in the comments.
00:38:05.000 Because we're on the show, we don't get to see it.
00:38:07.000 It doesn't taste better.
00:38:08.000 It quenches your thirst better, too.
00:38:10.000 Oh, it doesn't just taste better.
00:38:13.000 Glacier Cherry Gatorade.
00:38:15.000 I like orange. 1.00
00:38:17.000 Holy fuck, that's disgusting, somebody says. 1.00
00:38:19.000 Disgusting? 1.00
00:38:20.000 How can you hate orange Gatorade? 0.93
00:38:21.000 You know which one I like?
00:38:23.000 What?
00:38:23.000 And it's crazy, it's Cucumber Lime.
00:38:25.000 What the hell? 0.59
00:38:26.000 That exists?
00:38:27.000 Yeah, Cucumber Lime Gatorade.
00:38:30.000 Isn't it a bummer where you go to get Gatorade and you get like the frozen one, like the one that's freeze or whatever, the white one.
00:38:37.000 Frost.
00:38:38.000 Or whatever, frost.
00:38:38.000 Frost.
00:38:39.000 You get it, you get it home and you realize you accidentally bought the zero one with zero sugar and it has that aspartame taste and you're like, ah, fuck. 1.00
00:38:47.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:38:47.000 I've never had that before. 1.00
00:38:49.000 Yeah.
00:38:50.000 Cucumber lime.
00:38:51.000 I love it.
00:38:52.000 It's one of my favorite.
00:38:54.000 If you don't like Gatorade, you're not an alcoholic.
00:38:56.000 Put a lot of vodka in that bad boy and let me tell ya.
00:39:01.000 Good stuff.
00:39:02.000 Guys, we have new sauces coming next week.
00:39:04.000 A new precious metals company coming onto the show this month.
00:39:06.000 Sports betting is coming back this month.
00:39:09.000 And those established titles guys are coming on in November.
00:39:14.000 You're actually gonna be able to buy a plot of land next to my plot of land in Scotland.
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00:39:30.000 All right, so I got a couple of news items to discuss.
00:39:36.000 Not really, just one.
00:39:38.000 And then we have FOP Medals we got to promote, but we also want to go behind the paywall.
00:39:43.000 But before we go behind the paywall, we'd like to give you a sort of better picture of the show.
00:39:48.000 So why don't we open up the phone lines while I
00:39:53.000 Open up the emails.
00:39:55.000 And we can't open up the emails unless you play the song that makes fun of you, Ryan, for not having a loving father.
00:40:03.000 Oh, I thought we would do the thanks for calling.
00:40:04.000 That would give me just enough time.
00:40:06.000 Oh yeah, let's do that too.
00:40:07.000 Hell yeah! 0.95
00:40:09.000 You are on the air.
00:40:10.000 Um, we need to have a conversation. 1.00
00:40:12.000 This is a fucking loser. 0.99
00:40:14.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00
00:40:18.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
00:40:19.000 You have one thing.
00:40:21.000 Thank you for calling.
00:40:22.000 It was great hearing from you.
00:40:24.000 Alright, next call.
00:40:25.000 So true.
00:40:29.000 How do I watch the live show on the Roku app?
00:40:31.000 I have no idea.
00:40:32.000 Well, I got the Roku app.
00:40:33.000 It'd be weird to see us on the big screen.
00:40:36.000 Never tried.
00:40:38.000 I can maybe get an answer for that, but in the meantime, can you boys turn your microphones on?
00:40:43.000 They're on.
00:40:43.000 Hello, hello, hello.
00:40:45.000 Matty's a good guy.
00:40:46.000 Gavin, are you a good guy?
00:40:48.000 Oh, and also that bottle of Breaking Bad vodka.
00:40:48.000 Oh yeah.
00:40:59.000 That tasted fucking gross. 0.99
00:41:00.000 It was very bad. 1.00
00:41:02.000 It was smoky tequila.
00:41:03.000 Smoky tequila.
00:41:04.000 No thanky.
00:41:06.000 Yeah.
00:41:07.000 I was at the airport and I asked the security guy, I was like, can I bring this? 0.98
00:41:11.000 He's like, no fucking way. 0.99
00:41:12.000 He's like, you could dump it out in the garbage can. 1.00
00:41:14.000 Thanks. 0.99
00:41:16.000 And then there was this like Antifa looking fat chick with her boyfriend. 0.99
00:41:19.000 She was like, that's a shame. 0.86
00:41:20.000 That's good stuff too.
00:41:21.000 You would think that.
00:41:24.000 You would.
00:41:25.000 I hate any kind of smoky, even scotch.
00:41:27.000 Why are you smoking it?
00:41:29.000 You like smoky scotch?
00:41:30.000 You like peat in your scotch?
00:41:31.000 I like the smoky scotch.
00:41:32.000 That's part of the process.
00:41:35.000 Why'd you put an ashtray in my drink?
00:41:39.000 But it's signed by Cranston and Aaron Paul, which is very cool.
00:41:42.000 Yeah, that's the thing.
00:41:43.000 So someone gave us that at the show in Vegas, and it's got a little, it's the two Breaking Bad guys, and they've signed the bottle, and they're like, that's really valuable, man.
00:41:54.000 That's a great gift.
00:41:55.000 Yeah.
00:41:56.000 Thanks, but I'm not, I can't carry it on a plane.
00:41:59.000 I'm not checking baggage for it.
00:42:00.000 So we'll put it on here.
00:42:01.000 So then I felt really bad until I tasted it and went, oh good, I don't want this in my life.
00:42:06.000 We're gonna put it on the uh, on the bar though.
00:42:08.000 It'll be a cool little thing.
00:42:10.000 We got the... Oh, you got the bottle?
00:42:11.000 Yep.
00:42:12.000 Yeah, okay.
00:42:13.000 Sweet.
00:42:13.000 Yeah.
00:42:14.000 We got the Dan Aykroyd... Do we have the Dan Aykroyd skull bottle there?
00:42:17.000 Do we have the Dan Aykroyd skull?
00:42:19.000 Yeah, we got a bunch of stuff up there.
00:42:22.000 We got Carl's... I will put the... Dearest Gavin, I know you slept with lots of women in your vice years. 0.96
00:42:29.000 Would you mind listing a few of your more famous fucks? 0.99
00:42:34.000 I vaguely remember you saying you banged Halle Berry. 0.98
00:42:38.000 That was a joke. 0.99
00:42:40.000 I don't have any famous fucks. 0.99
00:42:42.000 No one does. 0.99
00:42:43.000 Who has famous fucks? 1.00
00:42:45.000 Sting, maybe? 1.00
00:42:48.000 Like, no one's fucked a bunch of famous chicks. 1.00
00:42:51.000 Maybe Tommy Lee? 0.99
00:42:52.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:42:54.000 I've never fucked anyone remotely famous, ever. 0.99
00:42:58.000 I've met a handful of celebrities over the years, but they didn't want to fuck me. 1.00
00:43:03.000 Maybe this next caller, 210, wants to fuck you. 1.00
00:43:06.000 I think they're calling about your cologne. 1.00
00:43:09.000 Okay, what's up?
00:43:12.000 Hey, what's going on?
00:43:13.000 Gav, I don't think your mic's... Oh, yeah, you never turned your mic on.
00:43:15.000 I don't think your mic's on, Gavin. 0.99
00:43:16.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:43:17.000 I can hear Matty perfectly fine, though. 1.00
00:43:18.000 You're right!
00:43:19.000 My mic was not on!
00:43:22.000 My bad!
00:43:22.000 Matty good, Gavin bad.
00:43:24.000 Matty bad.
00:43:24.000 My bad.
00:43:25.000 Now it's on.
00:43:26.000 30 feet away.
00:43:28.000 Here we go.
00:43:29.000 Can you hear me now?
00:43:31.000 Oh, that sounds much better.
00:43:32.000 Thank you, sir.
00:43:33.000 I appreciate that.
00:43:37.000 I wanted to talk about Gavin's hatred for Cologne.
00:43:37.000 What's up?
00:43:43.000 I must admit that I'm an avid cologne collector.
00:43:46.000 Got about 30 bottles myself.
00:43:48.000 Good for you.
00:43:50.000 I'm trying to grasp my mind around it.
00:43:51.000 Do you hate anything with a scent?
00:43:53.000 Like what you use in your hair?
00:43:54.000 Does that have a scent?
00:43:55.000 Or is that scentless?
00:43:57.000 It's scentless as far as I know.
00:43:59.000 I forgot to bring it to on vacation and my son found something in a local pharmacy that was like hairspray and it was just we just went and then I could smell it when I was walking down the street and it was infuriating.
00:44:11.000 My deodorant is Arm and Hammer, baking powder, whatever that stuff is.
00:44:16.000 Totally scentless.
00:44:18.000 I love the smell of cut grass.
00:44:20.000 I love the smell of nature.
00:44:22.000 I love it when it's real.
00:44:23.000 But I hate that some chemist made a fake thing.
00:44:29.000 I kind of want to send you a bottle of a cologne that you might like. 0.99
00:44:36.000 My address is Your Garbage. 0.99
00:44:41.000 Thanks for calling. 1.00
00:44:42.000 Big fucking kiss! 0.99
00:44:43.000 Alright, thanks for calling. 0.99
00:44:46.000 Oh, and Ryan, yes, they did do that at the show.
00:44:48.000 Oh, they did?
00:44:49.000 Okay, okay.
00:44:50.000 Good.
00:44:50.000 If anyone wants to send me cologne, go to your kitchen.
00:44:55.000 If you go by the sink, there, just to the right or left of the sink, there'll be a thing you pull out.
00:45:00.000 It'll have a sort of plastic bag in there.
00:45:03.000 You'll notice there's some carrot shavings and a Diet Coke can.
00:45:07.000 Put it in there, and I will get it. 1.00
00:45:10.000 You can send it to this motherfucker right here! 1.00
00:45:15.000 Does your, does your wife like cologne? 1.00
00:45:18.000 Yeah.
00:45:19.000 There's one of her, one of them that reminds her of the day that we met.
00:45:22.000 And there's one of them that she just likes.
00:45:24.000 And then there's one of them that's the, like the, one of the few reasons I've forced myself to enjoy autumn.
00:45:29.000 Cause I don't like the chilly weather.
00:45:31.000 So I have a Burberry London and it makes me feel like a little toasty.
00:45:39.000 Do I deserve the Nobel Peace Prize for not shooting him?
00:45:43.000 We have guns here.
00:45:46.000 In the studio.
00:45:48.000 I feel like your mother and your grandparents should send me a nice handwritten letter saying we really appreciate you not shooting Ryan Rivera in the face.
00:45:57.000 Now, I am hamming it up a little bit to be more obnoxious because it's a no-win situation, but I really do like cologne.
00:46:02.000 No, you don't have to ham it up.
00:46:04.000 Even the general concept that you chose a cologne because you get chilly in autumn and this makes you like autumn.
00:46:13.000 Even if you're overstating that, understating that, the fact that that thing exists on Earth is hell.
00:46:19.000 Burberry linen's fantastic.
00:46:21.000 It's fantastic.
00:46:23.000 How long have fragrances been around?
00:46:24.000 It's just a thing in this world that... Yeah, you know why they've been around?
00:46:28.000 Because people reeked. 0.62
00:46:29.000 People didn't bathe. 0.67
00:46:31.000 You know what the aristocrats used to do when they walked through the streets of London?
00:46:34.000 They would put orange citrus on a serviette and as they walked by the homeless they would put it over their face so they didn't have to smell the disgusting homeless person.
00:46:45.000 We don't need it anymore.
00:46:47.000 We have real smells in the world.
00:46:49.000 It's just that... I don't know.
00:46:51.000 It's a thing.
00:46:52.000 I think it's an art.
00:46:52.000 I'll tell you what.
00:46:53.000 It's very artful.
00:46:54.000 It's an art?
00:46:55.000 Yes.
00:46:55.000 An art?
00:46:56.000 Yes.
00:46:57.000 It's an art.
00:46:58.000 They mix together leather, tobacco, some fresh notes, some aqua notes.
00:47:03.000 It's really, like, brilliant.
00:47:04.000 I don't know.
00:47:05.000 Those are all chemicals.
00:47:06.000 Yeah, of course.
00:47:07.000 No, some of them come from organic matter, like little bugs and weird little bugs and bigger little bugs.
00:47:12.000 Rosewood.
00:47:16.000 You're not interested at all in like the science that goes... Science?
00:47:21.000 Mixing chemicals?
00:47:23.000 Yeah.
00:47:23.000 And what's with the little bugs?
00:47:25.000 Exactly.
00:47:26.000 Seinfeld.
00:47:28.000 What's with the little bugs?
00:47:29.000 469, you're online.
00:47:32.000 Go ahead, caller.
00:47:35.000 Yes, am I on?
00:47:36.000 Yes, sir.
00:47:37.000 Yes, sir.
00:47:38.000 Okay, great.
00:47:39.000 There's something I've been wanting to mention for a while.
00:47:42.000 About peeing sitting down at home. 0.99
00:47:46.000 That's gay. 1.00
00:47:48.000 You say it's gay. 0.97
00:47:50.000 I disagree.
00:47:51.000 You disagree?
00:47:52.000 Okay.
00:47:53.000 You say you disagree.
00:47:54.000 Hear me out.
00:47:56.000 Sitting pissing at any time of the day is unforgivable. 1.00
00:48:01.000 You should be murdered. 1.00
00:48:03.000 You should have your dick chopped off and fed to your dad. 1.00
00:48:06.000 But it's three in the morning. 1.00
00:48:08.000 You don't want to wake anyone up.
00:48:10.000 It's black. 0.53
00:48:11.000 You can't see anything.
00:48:12.000 So you sit down to pee.
00:48:14.000 You don't flush.
00:48:15.000 You don't want to wake anyone up.
00:48:16.000 I'm not, I do that.
00:48:19.000 Now it makes you fart. 1.00
00:48:20.000 Then you're gay. 1.00
00:48:24.000 You are gay! 1.00
00:48:25.000 So what do you do? 1.00
00:48:26.000 You flick on the light and you make a big loud piss and then flush it?
00:48:30.000 Yeah?
00:48:31.000 No. 0.93
00:48:32.000 What I'm saying is that peeing sitting down isn't as gay as you might think. 0.96
00:48:39.000 I agree that it is very gay on the surface. 0.97
00:48:43.000 But there are utilitarian benefits. 0.90
00:48:45.000 Sure.
00:48:45.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:48:46.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:48:48.000 Let's hear that.
00:48:48.000 I want to hear these benefits.
00:48:50.000 You don't wake anyone up.
00:48:52.000 I'm not worried about waking anyone up.
00:48:54.000 Okay.
00:48:54.000 I got a wife.
00:48:55.000 I got kids.
00:48:56.000 Is there a door?
00:48:58.000 I got a rabbit and a dog.
00:49:00.000 The time of day is irrelevant.
00:49:03.000 The benefits are this.
00:49:05.000 I used to live in a house as a single man.
00:49:08.000 What?
00:49:08.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:49:10.000 You don't know how to pee. 0.99
00:49:12.000 Do you have a foreskin? 0.99
00:49:13.000 Okay. 0.99
00:49:30.000 Your cock size has nothing to do with whether you're circumcised or not. 0.99
00:49:33.000 I've never heard somebody be defensive over their cock being too big. 0.99
00:49:36.000 When they circumcise you, they don't take like two inches off. 0.99
00:49:41.000 So he's saying his stream is hitting the toilet water and it's splashing.
00:49:46.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:49:48.000 Sure, let's hear his theory.
00:49:49.000 Let me explain my theory.
00:49:50.000 Okay, so the theory is this.
00:49:56.000 When you pee sitting down, there's less splatter and you have to clean your bathroom less.
00:50:03.000 Your bathroom will smell like piss if you're constantly peeing in it, standing up, depending on the type of toilet you have.
00:50:13.000 So by sitting down, I'm saving myself work.
00:50:20.000 By not having to clean my bathroom as much because I'm not getting any splatter anywhere because I'm sitting down.
00:50:27.000 Okay, that was when I was a bachelor.
00:50:28.000 You gotta send us a picture of your toilet.
00:50:30.000 I've never heard of a toilet where every time you piss, no matter how good you are at pissing, which is not hard, there's splatters everywhere.
00:50:37.000 It's not every time.
00:50:39.000 It's called recognizing patterns, Gavin.
00:50:42.000 You know about it.
00:50:44.000 And when your bathroom will smell like pee quicker,
00:50:51.000 Then, when you sit down versus when you stand up, you can notice that. 0.99
00:50:56.000 I'm telling you, I must have a shitty toilet. 0.95
00:50:59.000 I don't live in this house anymore. 0.97
00:51:01.000 I'm just saying, now I'm married and I have a wife, and I still pee sitting down, but she's forbidden to ever see me do it, and I piss outside.
00:51:10.000 Does she watch the show?
00:51:11.000 Multiple times a day, and she witnesses that, and so does my nine-month-old baby girl.
00:51:15.000 So they think you stand and piss.
00:51:16.000 She's always witnessed me peeing outside 50% of the time, but I pee
00:51:21.000 Well, you're a hero.
00:51:24.000 No, dude, you gotta learn how to pee.
00:51:31.000 I'm cool with my excuse, which is not to wake people up.
00:51:39.000 Your excuse of it splashes everywhere.
00:51:41.000 And also, if it splashes, you take two squares and you just go bloop bloop.
00:51:46.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.
00:51:48.000 Real quick, I'd like to see, are you interested in seeing this?
00:51:51.000 Why I piss sitting down.
00:51:54.000 I don't make a lot of controversial videos in my day, but I think today is going to be the biggest one because I'm going to be stating a point that I don't think I've ever heard on the internet.
00:52:04.000 I've never heard this advocated for, but I piss sitting down and here is why.
00:52:10.000 There has always been a social stigma around guys pissing sitting down. 0.95
00:52:15.000 Oh, you're not a real man.
00:52:16.000 You're a woman.
00:52:18.000 Hey! 0.99
00:52:18.000 You guys there? 0.99
00:52:19.000 Hi!
00:52:48.000 Hey! 0.99
00:52:49.000 Am I really on the line?
00:52:51.000 Yes, sir.
00:52:52.000 All right.
00:52:53.000 Well, I just wanted to thank you so much, Gavin.
00:52:57.000 You were right once again.
00:52:59.000 You know, I live on the West Coast, and if you didn't know it, it's a utopia.
00:53:05.000 You know why?
00:53:07.000 Because they did exactly what you wanted.
00:53:10.000 They legalized all hard drugs and let all the criminals out.
00:53:15.000 And now, if you walk in Seattle, or Portland, or San Francisco, or L.A., you're probably going to get stabbed to death, or mugged, or carjacked, or shot in the head, or stumble over a dead body.
00:53:30.000 I can't believe you're on the same side of George Soros on that subject, my friend.
00:53:38.000 Of course, I started off sarcastic, but we need more prisons.
00:53:42.000 We need no drugs legalized.
00:53:46.000 170,000 people died of fentanyl overdoses last year, my friend.
00:53:50.000 That's from Tucker Carlson last night, said that stat.
00:53:55.000 And I think at one time, maybe I was in agreement, but now that I've gotten a little taste of what it's like, it is nothing but hope.
00:54:06.000 It is a zombie movie where I live.
00:54:09.000 There's tents everywhere.
00:54:11.000 The people are stumbling around.
00:54:14.000 Spraying the air and washing the air with like a rag like it's a car.
00:54:19.000 Feet from a nursing school.
00:54:23.000 The police aren't even around, so the bloods now are the police in the city closest to me.
00:54:32.000 It is absolute hellhole.
00:54:36.000 I almost hope we do go to World War III and China nukes the West Coast. 1.00
00:54:42.000 Go up and smoke, but it'll be worth it just to kill all the dead generations on the West Coast and start over. 0.98
00:54:48.000 But here's the problem with, when you have a libertarian notion like legalized drugs, legalized prostitutions, it cannot be combined with socialism. 0.98
00:54:58.000 And they have combined this supposed legalization with socialism, with free syringes, 0.93
00:55:06.000 With free money, with all kinds of other shit, with no police, with no one allowed to have a gun, no one allowed to enforce any kind of order in their own neighborhoods. 0.76
00:55:20.000 So it's sort of like the mortgage collapse, where it was the evil of the free market and the government combined. 0.96
00:55:29.000 Drugs, I want all guns legal.
00:55:32.000 I want all drugs legal.
00:55:33.000 I want prostitution legal. 0.97
00:55:35.000 And I want people to have the facility, the power to enforce order in their own neighborhoods.
00:55:42.000 And I want police to be able to do their jobs.
00:55:45.000 And when I said I want people out of prison, I didn't want the people out of prison that they're letting out of prison.
00:55:51.000 I want drug guys to be out of prison.
00:55:53.000 I want gun guys to be out of prison.
00:55:55.000 I want all these fake domestic abuse cases to be out of prison.
00:55:58.000 But they're letting murderers out.
00:56:00.000 And that wasn't part of the deal.
00:56:02.000 Did you see that?
00:56:02.000 The Illinois?
00:56:05.000 The list of crimes that they're now gonna have.
00:56:07.000 Oh yeah, that's insane.
00:56:09.000 Second-degree murders on there for Nobel.
00:56:12.000 Murdering because of drug-related murders?
00:56:17.000 That was nuts too.
00:56:19.000 Nobel! 0.68
00:56:20.000 That's insane.
00:56:21.000 So the reason your neighborhood is 1.00
00:56:25.000 Covered in shit is because of socialism, not because of the legalization of drugs. 1.00
00:56:29.000 Here's what I don't understand about like that. 1.00
00:56:32.000 The way these liberal Democrat cities are in the West Coast, and on the East Coast, and in the South, the people who live there are staying there by choice.
00:56:44.000 Because if that was me, and I lived in Portland, this is America.
00:56:49.000 You could pick up and move to a state that is better suited to your liking.
00:56:54.000 Nobody's holding you in Portland.
00:56:56.000 Leave! 0.99
00:56:58.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:56:59.000 Get the fuck out of there! 0.99
00:57:00.000 Or Tacoma in this guy's case. 0.99
00:57:02.000 You know, like, why tolerate that?
00:57:05.000 But then you also go, do I want to just keep being on the run, running from socialist policies all the time?
00:57:10.000 Or do I fix my community?
00:57:12.000 Like Kyle Rittenhouse.
00:57:13.000 He's a good example of someone who said, I'm not going to sit here and let you destroy my city.
00:57:20.000 And he policed it himself.
00:57:22.000 The people that keep voting in these politicians that allow this.
00:57:26.000 That's the insanity also.
00:57:28.000 Right.
00:57:29.000 Where does this work?
00:57:30.000 Where does this work anywhere in the world?
00:57:33.000 Nowhere.
00:57:33.000 Like where?
00:57:34.000 Drug legalization?
00:57:35.000 Amsterdam has legalized prostitution and drugs.
00:57:41.000 I mean America has legalized prostitution. 0.99
00:57:45.000 Portugal?
00:57:46.000 You have to drive in the middle of the desert though.
00:57:48.000 You know in the middle of nowhere for a
00:57:51.000 For legalized prostitution in Nevada or whatever. 0.96
00:57:55.000 I'm just saying, do you want legalized, do you want a whorehouse right next door to your house? 1.00
00:58:01.000 If it's legal or a fuckin' heroin den? 0.99
00:58:05.000 You know, right next to your house. 0.99
00:58:07.000 I just don't think it works.
00:58:11.000 But you're combining it with other things like socialism, like in my utopia we have loony bins where people are treated for their various problems.
00:58:20.000 We have fathers because we don't have welfare, so we have families sticking together.
00:58:24.000 I think it's worked pretty well in Portugal.
00:58:29.000 I don't think it has.
00:58:30.000 Their unemployment is like 40% or something like that.
00:58:34.000 Their crime's bad.
00:58:37.000 What is the unemployment rate in Portugal?
00:58:39.000 I'm asking Siri right now.
00:58:44.000 I mean, is there a reason that you're staying there?
00:58:48.000 Dude, the unemployment rate in Portugal is 5.9%.
00:58:53.000 I'm thinking about moving to Coeur d'Alene.
00:58:55.000 It is a utopia in Coeur d'Alene.
00:58:58.000 I was there last summer.
00:58:59.000 I will say, though, you know, it's weird bringing up Coeur d'Alene.
00:59:03.000 I'm no Patriot Front fan, but that those guys all got arrested in a U-Haul?
00:59:11.000 What's the crime?
00:59:13.000 Standing in a U-Haul?
00:59:14.000 I mean, that you were going to commit a crime?
00:59:18.000 That you were going to use your First Amendment right of protesting gays in your town? 0.99
00:59:25.000 Well, I'm no fan of James Fields running over Heather Heyer, but who the fuck gets life plus 470 years? 0.99
00:59:36.000 There's clearly two types of justice here, and being a racist is 470 years worse than a normal murder. 0.98
00:59:48.000 Yeah, they just fined the owner of the Phoenix Suns for saying the N-word.
00:59:52.000 Guess what his fine was?
00:59:55.000 Ten million dollars.
00:59:56.000 And they said in the report, he didn't even say it in a racist, um, hateful manner. 0.96
01:00:03.000 It was kind of like, what's up, my nigga? 1.00
01:00:06.000 And they're like, ten million bucks, asshole. 1.00
01:00:09.000 You're lucky you didn't mean that in a hateful manner, or it would have been a hundred million. 1.00
01:00:13.000 Oh my god, that's insane.
01:00:17.000 And he's suspended from the NBA for a year.
01:00:20.000 He's the owner of the Phoenix Suns that just broke, like, I don't know, an hour ago.
01:00:24.000 And so there you go.
01:00:26.000 You can't even... But that's that Patriot Front thing.
01:00:30.000 I want to follow it in Coeur d'Alene and see what happens to those guys and see what's the charge. 0.79
01:00:38.000 You know, having a different opinion of having transsexuals give my eight-year-old a lap dance. 0.98
01:00:45.000 Like, I'm sorry.
01:00:47.000 Most of the country's on board with that.
01:00:49.000 You know, about 80% of the world's population
01:00:53.000 is either Hindu, Muslim, Christian, or Buddhist, or Jewish.
01:00:59.000 They're all in Jewish 0.001. 0.97
01:01:02.000 And all those religions teach homosexuality is a sin, or immoral, or bad. 0.73
01:01:09.000 So you have 20% of the world that are like atheists that's dictating to the other 80% that their religion's wrong. 0.76
01:01:18.000 Yeah.
01:01:19.000 It's the tail wagging your dog.
01:01:21.000 I just saw a thing in the New York Times about Hasidic Jews and the New York Times did this deep dive, like January 6th level, super deep dive, where they said their education is not sufficient and these kids
01:01:34.000 Hasidic Jews aren't learning anything and they translated all these Hebrew documents and if you read between the lines the real problem is Hasidic Jews don't teach Drag Queen Story Hour, LGBT, BLM. 0.98
01:01:49.000 And so the New York Times, and it's ironic because it's mostly secular Jews trying to shut down Hasidic Jews. 0.98
01:01:56.000 I've never heard more anti-Hasidic Jewism, including Nazis, from secular Jews. 0.96
01:02:03.000 They absolutely despise them. 0.96
01:02:05.000 I don't know why.
01:02:06.000 Leave them alone.
01:02:06.000 They're Amish, basically.
01:02:08.000 They're Amish. 1.00
01:02:10.000 This deep dive was all about how the education that Hasidic schools, and not just Hasidic, Orthodox too. 0.86
01:02:18.000 These Orthodox Jewish schools are child abuse because they're not learning anything. 1.00
01:02:23.000 And by learning anything, of course, they mean not gay enough. 1.00
01:02:27.000 Critical race theory. 0.82
01:02:29.000 Yeah.
01:02:29.000 Oh, I know.
01:02:30.000 Yeah.
01:02:32.000 All right.
01:02:32.000 Well, I'm glad Maddie's not in jail.
01:02:34.000 At least they didn't get that guy.
01:02:36.000 But, um,
01:02:38.000 You know, guys like Matty should be let out, but I know a lot of violent drug dealers out there that they didn't get put away for shooting someone, which they have done, but got away with.
01:02:48.000 But they sell drugs and they get busted for that.
01:02:51.000 They're still, drug dealers are insanely violent and criminal.
01:02:55.000 I just had a guy, I have law enforcement memorial plates on my car. 0.99
01:03:01.000 I'm driving through my piece of shit town, Tacoma, about two, three nights ago. 0.98
01:03:07.000 This gang member sees I have law enforcement plates. 0.99
01:03:11.000 We're going 70.
01:03:13.000 He goes 90 to get ahead of me, slams on his brakes to 30 miles per hour, and flips me off.
01:03:20.000 And my buddy just was shot by one of these guys a week ago, driving.
01:03:25.000 Same exact same thing.
01:03:27.000 Black guy pulls up, starts screaming at him, flipping him off. 0.86
01:03:30.000 My buddy flips him off. 1.00
01:03:31.000 The black guy just shoots his car. 0.98
01:03:33.000 And luckily, it was a Jaguar. 0.97
01:03:35.000 Which Jaguars, I guess, are bulletproof on 9mm.
01:03:39.000 I saw the bullet.
01:03:40.000 It went into the car.
01:03:42.000 And when you're driving and shooting, accuracy is not the easiest thing.
01:03:48.000 I was at the range the other day.
01:03:50.000 I'm trying to shoot it as straight as possible.
01:03:53.000 My variation was, like, two feet on the target, like, up and down.
01:03:57.000 And I'm, like, keeping it, I think, the same exact precision. 0.99
01:04:01.000 So, this black guy, he didn't care if he was going to shoot him in the face or shoot him in the sternum. 0.99
01:04:06.000 He just was going to shoot him because he was white and, you know... And did he have law enforcement stuff on his car? 0.99
01:04:13.000 Why? 0.94
01:04:14.000 So, when the guy screeched on his brakes and flipped me out, you know what I did?
01:04:17.000 I pretended like he wasn't there because he was hoping I was going to freak out so he could shoot me.
01:04:28.000 Your buddy who got shot, did he have markings on his car?
01:04:32.000 Oh, dude, his car will not open.
01:04:35.000 No, no, not the bullet.
01:04:35.000 There's a bullet hole.
01:04:37.000 Was there like law enforcement stuff to further incite the guy?
01:04:41.000 Nothing.
01:04:42.000 Nothing.
01:04:43.000 So what set him off?
01:04:46.000 My buddy says, I don't know, maybe I pulled out of the driveway of a pizza place and the guy thought I, you know, didn't leave enough of a buffer between us when I pulled out.
01:04:58.000 But he goes, he was like, you know, a couple hundred yards away when I pulled out.
01:05:03.000 He was going 45 or something.
01:05:05.000 I pull out, start going 45.
01:05:08.000 And he felt disrespected is what my buddy thinks.
01:05:12.000 He's like, oh, I pulled out in front of you. 1.00
01:05:14.000 I better shoot you. 0.99
01:05:16.000 But in the Pacific Northwest, aren't there like four black guys? 1.00
01:05:22.000 There's high concentration levels in areas.
01:05:25.000 In the urban areas, they've taken over.
01:05:29.000 I talk to guys every day.
01:05:31.000 All my buddies are on the SWAT team and everything.
01:05:33.000 They're like,
01:05:34.000 Unless we see it, we can't do anything. 0.95
01:05:37.000 The other night, my buddy called the cops on these black guys robbing a convenience store at one in the morning. 1.00
01:05:43.000 They're just literally loading up a truck full of boxes.
01:05:47.000 The police don't come for two hours. 0.94
01:05:49.000 The black guys came back to load up more boxes. 1.00
01:05:52.000 The cops catch them red-handed. 0.97
01:05:54.000 The cops let them go.
01:05:55.000 And my buddy comes running up, goes, what the hell are you doing letting them go?
01:05:59.000 And they go,
01:06:00.000 Are you the owner of this convenience store?
01:06:02.000 He goes, no!
01:06:02.000 I'm the neighbor.
01:06:03.000 And he goes, well, our new laws are that you can't call the police on someone if you're not the one that owns the property.
01:06:12.000 So we had to let them go.
01:06:14.000 And the cops are all telling all my friends in town, you better vote.
01:06:19.000 You better vote differently next time.
01:06:21.000 And all my friends are going,
01:06:21.000 Sorry.
01:06:23.000 We didn't vote for these people.
01:06:25.000 That's when it's time to vote.
01:06:30.000 But go ahead.
01:06:32.000 Well, that's amazing.
01:06:33.000 Alright, well, thanks for calling and this is all about Tacoma?
01:06:38.000 Tacoma, Seattle, San Francisco, Portland.
01:06:43.000 But the stories you're telling with the shooting and stuff, those are Tacoma and Seattle?
01:06:47.000 Yes, Tacoma, Seattle.
01:06:50.000 All right, buddy.
01:06:50.000 Well, thanks for calling.
01:06:52.000 Have a good one.
01:06:53.000 All right.
01:06:55.000 So we're going to go behind the paywall now where we can be much more intimate.
01:07:00.000 And I guess we're going to do our normal goodbye, but it's not a real goodbye.
01:07:06.000 So if you're a paid subscriber, you're shelling out 10 bucks a month.
01:07:09.000 You're one of the 25,000 that support Censored.TV and you're getting unlimited content every day, even when we go away.
01:07:19.000 There's unlimited content.
01:07:21.000 Ryan's going to Disneyland.
01:07:22.000 We're banking shows.
01:07:23.000 There's never going to be a day when we're down.
01:07:25.000 So when we first started this, I was like, I don't want to say new content every day because I don't know if we have enough.
01:07:33.000 There's new me content every day.
01:07:35.000 Yeah.
01:07:36.000 But on top of that, we got Jim Gold and Josh the Cash, Josh Denny and
01:07:41.000 Oh, I got a friend, by the way.
01:07:42.000 Infinite Archives of other stuff.
01:07:45.000 Matty O. Matty O. Cooking with Matty's Shitty Little Kitchen. 0.99
01:07:48.000 Cooking with Matty.
01:07:49.000 Well, Matty's Shitty Little Kitchen. 1.00
01:07:50.000 But yeah, I got a friend of mine who could probably stand in and press a couple buttons.
01:07:53.000 I showed him some cursory things.
01:07:55.000 Oh, that super fan guy?
01:07:56.000 He's a big fan, yeah.
01:07:59.000 I told him to chill out and just do your job.
01:08:01.000 No, I don't know.
01:08:02.000 I don't think he can chill out.
01:08:04.000 Alright, so it's sounding like I'm saying goodbye, but I'm just saying goodbye to the freeloaders.
01:08:08.000 By the way, who does this?
01:08:10.000 Who takes the audio and puts it on the podcasts?
01:08:14.000 Uh, me.
01:08:15.000 And you still do that every week?
01:08:17.000 Well, I didn't do it the last live show for certain reasons.
01:08:22.000 Right.
01:08:23.000 But every other live show we do, you select the audio and you put it into the podcast world.
01:08:31.000 It's in the podcast.
01:08:32.000 I think Spotify, Apple.
01:08:34.000 You could also go to GabTV.
01:08:36.000 It's on our Twitter.
01:08:36.000 You can go to BitChute and you watch the first part.
01:08:40.000 This is streaming on Twitch also.
01:08:41.000 I don't know how we're still here.
01:08:43.000 But yeah, you could show your friends that.
01:08:47.000 Then maybe they'll love us.
01:08:48.000 Alright, so we're now only talking to the paid subscribers.
01:08:51.000 I'm gonna go pee, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:09:13.000 Get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:09:19.000 Violent protest over a speaker on campus here. 1.00
01:09:22.000 Fuck you, Normie. 1.00
01:09:24.000 He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian. 1.00
01:09:26.000 He's the co-founder of Vice. 1.00
01:09:28.000 Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs. 1.00
01:09:30.000 Serious XF pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week. 1.00
01:09:32.000 You got big fucking tits. 1.00
01:09:43.000 I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck. 1.00
01:09:45.000 You shouldn't do it. 1.00
01:09:46.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around. 0.98
01:09:50.000 This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave. 0.99
01:09:57.000 No more! 1.00
01:10:00.000 Filthy c***. 1.00
01:10:01.000 You c***. 1.00
01:10:03.000 They think we want to tell those kind of jokes. 0.99