Gavin McInnes is back from his vacation with his wife and their new baby daughter, Daphne, and they talk about their plans for their upcoming trip to Disneyland. They also talk about how they're going to raise their daughter, and why they don't want to have another baby. Gavin also talks about how he's going to take his baby to Disneyland with his new wife, and how they plan to keep her in the best condition she can possibly be in. Gavin and Matty also discuss why they think it's a good idea to have two babies at the same time, and what it means to be a parent when you have two kids. And they also discuss the fact that it's better to have twins than one baby, because you can t have twins until you're old enough to remember that you have a baby at all. And that's not even close to being a full-time parent yet. This episode was brought to you by Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. Music: Moat by The Faint (Dancing With Myself) Words and Music by Ian Dorsch Artwork by Matty Odell Music by Jeff Kaale ( ) We'd like to learn more about you, the audience, so please take a few minutes to fill out this brief survey! Rate/subscribe in Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, review, and tell us what you think of this episode and/or share it with a friend or share it on social media if you're listening to this podcast. We'll be looking out there! Thanks for listening and/sharing it with your friends! Timestamps: 5 stars! 5 stars is a review! 6 stars is much appreciated! 7 stars is enough! Thank you for your support is much more than you'll get a chance to be featured on the podcast next week on the next episode of this podcast? 8 stars is more than enough, and I'll be hearing about it in the next week's episode? 9 stars is also getting a shoutout on my insta story on the pod? 10 stars is appreciated 11 stars is really helps spread the word out there? 12 stars is very much appreciated, right?? 13 stars out there on the road? 15 stars is so much love, thank you out there, can I say so much more? 14 stars is all over the world?
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00:05:30.000She's not gonna, like, become a retard.
00:05:33.000No, it's just a pain in the ass to raise them because their sleep gets all fucked up and they get more needy, so now you have two really big concerns on your hands instead of one kind of matured baby and one baby.
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00:09:09.000No one gave a shit about it because parents in the South Bronx don't give a shit about their kids.
00:09:16.000So they don't maintain the baseball fields.
00:09:19.000So the Westchester people maintain it and then drive down the 20 minutes, 22 minutes from Westchester to the Bronx to play their things there and then they get the fuck out of Dodge.
00:09:45.000And it's a bunch of parents chipping in.
00:09:47.000So you have these parents who care about their kids, maintaining baseball fields in the Bronx that were totally overgrown weed festivals before they were discovered by these middle class parents.
00:10:00.000And you know if the New York Times went near this story, they would say, well not, like Bruner's a very long avenue.
00:10:08.000So you wanna go, well I sent you pictures of it actually, Ryan.
00:10:29.000And then these are all RVs and all these people are living in cars.
00:10:32.000Now I'm told by the locals that it's people who work at the bus station and they don't want to spend any money so they live in a shithole RV like this.
00:10:41.000Tarps everywhere, but there's also a lot of people living in cars.
00:10:45.000One of the cars I saw, I hope I have the picture of it, is covered in vines.
00:13:48.000To talk about what happened that day, to go through the thousands of hours of video.
00:13:54.000And Joe is up against a place called America.
00:13:58.000And I'm, I don't know if you're familiar with America, but they just threw 40 billion at a bullshit war in Ukraine because the president's son is involved in some nefarious activities down there.
00:14:11.000And he wants to make sure Ukraine never investigates his son or tells anyone what the fuck is going on.
00:16:49.000But because he went to the bathroom in a building that was being vandalized, he's been in solitary confinement for a year and a half and is facing 20 years.
00:19:03.000So the super chats, a totally different thing, although it's similar in the same in that it's the same persecution, pretty ugly color scheme you got there.
00:20:16.000Like with Rod Stewart, when I was a little kid, they'd go, yeah, he sucked off so many sheep, they had to pump his stomach because of the cum.
00:20:23.000And you're like, well, first of all, that's not possible.
00:20:27.000But secondly, how is that this sort of like deal breaker?
00:20:45.000Those are just, yeah, from nobody sent new ones.
00:20:47.000Well, we should explain what we do on the show in case you're new to the show.
00:20:50.000This night, which is usually Thursday night, but babies have to meet Mickey Mouse, we go through letters sent in here to the show that have been pre-screened, so none of them are boring.
00:21:15.000And the Super Chats, guaranteed gonna be red if they're $100.
00:21:20.000Probably will be red if they're not, but no guarantee.
00:21:23.000And then this dollar sign here is for Max and John to give them in cash when they get out for some sort of nest egg because they just served four years for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds and we live in Clown World where that's a crime.
00:21:44.000So it'd be cool for them to have some scratch when they get out, which I believe is in March.
00:22:29.000They were both the sort of heads of their block and they got six months off their sentence
00:22:35.000For doing all those extracurricular activities.
00:22:37.000And then they just, the prison said, man, no.
00:22:42.000And didn't just obliterate their early time, which was only six months off four years, but they obliterated, obliterated everyone in the prisons.
00:23:22.000I guess they said they let out a bunch for COVID.
00:23:25.000I think they let out a bunch because they want their arrest records to look better.
00:23:33.000So they're like crimes down the prisons are empty no crimes not down you just let them all get away with it Okay, would you rather receive the most excruciating toothiest blowjob that leaves you needing stitches from a ten no, thank you Dude, I'm 52.
00:23:52.000We don't care about tens anymore or be the most mind numbingly euphoric be But BJ, but you're blindfolded Well, is it a dude?
00:27:01.000I remember when I was leaving Allenwood,
00:27:04.000My cellie was doing life and he was like, oh, it's getting, I remember like about a month out before I was, knew I was getting, I got my release date and stuff.
00:27:13.000You know, you start taking your personal effects from the cell and you either send them home or you just get rid of them.
00:27:20.000So now like you're, yeah, like you have these cork boards and like some, you put your stuff up on there.
00:27:26.000So like your side of it's getting empty and his is still full with all his shit.
00:27:31.000And he's like, yeah, it's getting real sparse in here.
00:27:34.000He goes, you know how many times I've seen this?
00:29:56.000I mean, they'll give you clothes to leave with, like, just like, like New York State President, they give you like khaki pants and a white button-up shirt.
00:32:12.000I said, I'm not reporting, I'm not taking drug tests, fuck you, fuck your office, suck my dick, send me my paperwork for a violation, and I'll show up to court and go do my fucking time.
00:32:21.000And my PO was like, no, I want you to really fucking do, want you to complete.
00:32:24.000I go, you don't want me to do a fucking thing.
00:32:45.000Whenever I hear these stories, I just think about the way the state abuses anyone they possibly can.
00:32:50.000And he goes, well, you know, they could possibly give you more supervised relief.
00:32:53.000I said, well, the majority of the time, from what I've understood and the research I've done, your second violation with incarceration, they just terminate your supervised release because they deem you unsupervisable.
00:33:05.000I said, well, I'll take my chances with that.
00:33:21.000Well, when I got released from state prison last time in New York, because I couldn't go back to the house that I was living in, because there was no order of protections and stuff like that.
00:33:56.000That's and what's really bad is, is he's going to be stuck in New York until he gets the New York State Division of Parole to do what they call an interstate compact.
00:34:08.000To change it to where he lives in Chicago.
00:34:12.000I think Chicago or something like that?
00:34:14.000Yeah, Zenoa's in Chicago, but I think they're moving to... At this point in time in state prison, in New York State, he should have already been dealing with this with his counselor and stuff like that.
00:34:24.000Setting up his interstate compact so that when he gets released, he goes directly to Illinois.
00:35:17.000I mean, you try to go somewhere as soon as you get like when they pick you up, you either go straight to the hotel and get ass, get you get a piece of pussy and then go eat.
00:37:34.000I've obviously never done it because I'm always sitting here.
00:37:38.000There's 96 users in this little chat here, which is the free chat, but that wouldn't incentivize people to... Does that stay up after the show?
00:37:47.000I think people hang out there for a bit, yeah.
00:37:49.000No, but I'm saying, like, could I, like... Oh, watch it afterwards?
00:37:52.000Could I pull up the... I don't think so.
00:37:55.000Now that you mention it, I think it kind of dies with the stream.
00:37:58.000I'll ask the super smart tech guy, too.
00:38:02.000I'd love to see what people write in the comments.
00:38:05.000Because we're on the show, we don't get to see it.
00:38:39.000You get it, you get it home and you realize you accidentally bought the zero one with zero sugar and it has that aspartame taste and you're like, ah, fuck.
00:41:43.000So someone gave us that at the show in Vegas, and it's got a little, it's the two Breaking Bad guys, and they've signed the bottle, and they're like, that's really valuable, man.
00:43:59.000I forgot to bring it to on vacation and my son found something in a local pharmacy that was like hairspray and it was just we just went and then I could smell it when I was walking down the street and it was infuriating.
00:44:11.000My deodorant is Arm and Hammer, baking powder, whatever that stuff is.
00:45:48.000I feel like your mother and your grandparents should send me a nice handwritten letter saying we really appreciate you not shooting Ryan Rivera in the face.
00:45:57.000Now, I am hamming it up a little bit to be more obnoxious because it's a no-win situation, but I really do like cologne.
00:46:31.000You know what the aristocrats used to do when they walked through the streets of London?
00:46:34.000They would put orange citrus on a serviette and as they walked by the homeless they would put it over their face so they didn't have to smell the disgusting homeless person.
00:50:28.000You gotta send us a picture of your toilet.
00:50:30.000I've never heard of a toilet where every time you piss, no matter how good you are at pissing, which is not hard, there's splatters everywhere.
00:51:01.000I'm just saying, now I'm married and I have a wife, and I still pee sitting down, but she's forbidden to ever see me do it, and I piss outside.
00:51:54.000I don't make a lot of controversial videos in my day, but I think today is going to be the biggest one because I'm going to be stating a point that I don't think I've ever heard on the internet.
00:52:04.000I've never heard this advocated for, but I piss sitting down and here is why.
00:52:10.000There has always been a social stigma around guys pissing sitting down.
00:53:07.000Because they did exactly what you wanted.
00:53:10.000They legalized all hard drugs and let all the criminals out.
00:53:15.000And now, if you walk in Seattle, or Portland, or San Francisco, or L.A., you're probably going to get stabbed to death, or mugged, or carjacked, or shot in the head, or stumble over a dead body.
00:53:30.000I can't believe you're on the same side of George Soros on that subject, my friend.
00:53:38.000Of course, I started off sarcastic, but we need more prisons.
00:54:36.000I almost hope we do go to World War III and China nukes the West Coast.
00:54:42.000Go up and smoke, but it'll be worth it just to kill all the dead generations on the West Coast and start over.
00:54:48.000But here's the problem with, when you have a libertarian notion like legalized drugs, legalized prostitutions, it cannot be combined with socialism.
00:54:58.000And they have combined this supposed legalization with socialism, with free syringes,
00:55:06.000With free money, with all kinds of other shit, with no police, with no one allowed to have a gun, no one allowed to enforce any kind of order in their own neighborhoods.
00:55:20.000So it's sort of like the mortgage collapse, where it was the evil of the free market and the government combined.
00:56:25.000Covered in shit is because of socialism, not because of the legalization of drugs.
00:56:29.000Here's what I don't understand about like that.
00:56:32.000The way these liberal Democrat cities are in the West Coast, and on the East Coast, and in the South, the people who live there are staying there by choice.
00:56:44.000Because if that was me, and I lived in Portland, this is America.
00:56:49.000You could pick up and move to a state that is better suited to your liking.
00:58:11.000But you're combining it with other things like socialism, like in my utopia we have loony bins where people are treated for their various problems.
00:58:20.000We have fathers because we don't have welfare, so we have families sticking together.
00:58:24.000I think it's worked pretty well in Portugal.
01:01:21.000I just saw a thing in the New York Times about Hasidic Jews and the New York Times did this deep dive, like January 6th level, super deep dive, where they said their education is not sufficient and these kids
01:01:34.000Hasidic Jews aren't learning anything and they translated all these Hebrew documents and if you read between the lines the real problem is Hasidic Jews don't teach Drag Queen Story Hour, LGBT, BLM.
01:01:49.000And so the New York Times, and it's ironic because it's mostly secular Jews trying to shut down Hasidic Jews.
01:01:56.000I've never heard more anti-Hasidic Jewism, including Nazis, from secular Jews.
01:02:38.000You know, guys like Matty should be let out, but I know a lot of violent drug dealers out there that they didn't get put away for shooting someone, which they have done, but got away with.
01:02:48.000But they sell drugs and they get busted for that.
01:02:51.000They're still, drug dealers are insanely violent and criminal.
01:02:55.000I just had a guy, I have law enforcement memorial plates on my car.
01:03:01.000I'm driving through my piece of shit town, Tacoma, about two, three nights ago.
01:03:07.000This gang member sees I have law enforcement plates.
01:04:46.000My buddy says, I don't know, maybe I pulled out of the driveway of a pizza place and the guy thought I, you know, didn't leave enough of a buffer between us when I pulled out.
01:04:58.000But he goes, he was like, you know, a couple hundred yards away when I pulled out.