GOML LIVE #166 - TAKIN A RIDE
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 4 minutes
Words per Minute
151.09712
Hate Speech Sentences
135
Summary
This week on Get Off My Lawn Live, the boys are joined by writer and podcaster Ryan O'Dell ( ) to talk about a variety of topics, including the death of Bob Stinson, the breakup of the band The Dead Boys, and the early days of The Replacements.
Transcript
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Remember to my friends don't want to merge my heart in my hand, not working.
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Okay, I wanted to fuck myself, but you know what happened?
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She was a little fat girl, I was you know, like a few of you off here on the stage.
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She had a sit-hon face and shit, but I was really just fucked.
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I read about it from my old pal Johnson Cummins of the Doughboys.
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Checking, catching up on my old pals from Montreal, and he's still writing, and he was writing about this.
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I have the vinyl already, so that's kind of gay.
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Back before we had cell phones, kids, we would sit and just look at records and the booklets that came with them, or just stare at the record itself, like the case the LP came in.
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But the reason I got this is because, according to Johnson Cummins, the live CD, out of the four CDs here, the live one is apparently quite a big deal.
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He always wanted them to stay hard, stay heavy.
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So they started getting better at their instruments and they started to want to play more poppy stuff.
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So on the album Tim, they had the song One Good Dose of Thunder to try to appease him, but he was pissed off that they were becoming a pop band.
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They're a great band to go through adolescence with because you go from hardcore to like great pop.
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But he joined a band with Cheetah Chrome from The Dead Boys, and it was called Cheetah Chrome and the Motherfuckers.
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And we were opening for them in Ottawa as they fought Bebelbrocks.
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And on the way over the border, Bob Stinson of the replacements got out of the van and pissed on the border guard, the little booth where they take your passports.
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And they had hired a guy, paid a guy, to make sure that Bob doesn't do anything like that.
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So Bob was, I mean, that guy was promptly fired.
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And Bob died of, I think, alcohol soon after that.
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Sylvia's been planning to show up for a while here, but she was under the weather, feeling weak.
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So you've had 14 less fucks this week, and it's made you, I mean, it's turned you into John Waters, but you're still able to show up to the show and perform for us and deliver your funny takes on everything.
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I just opened the bottle with my cap gun, right?
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You're supposed to put it back before you open it up.
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I like how the girl behind him has a don't do shots or coke hat on.
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I would write messages on my body to girls like, please put a condom on this.
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And then I would write, don't let me do shots or coke on my shirt.
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I made one with an iron on, and then we started manufacturing them.
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You used to do heroin before you turned into John Waters.
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Well, cocaine isn't supposed to make women go longer.
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Yeah, but that would make you go longer, wouldn't it?
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My experience with cocaine and intercourse is if it's a new girl, you could just kill your dick and you might ruin it.
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But if it's someone that you have been a girlfriend with for a while or a wife, then you can't not get it up because it's just like you.
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The only reason we did it was to go longer sexually.
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So he, did he snort it or he put it on his penis and you put it on your vagina?
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And all it does is make you go way up to heaven and then crashing down to the pits of hell.
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I sniffed it off a dude's dick once just because there was no table around.
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So we went, okay, well, this place holds like 250 or 100.
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So I think it might be four shows of 50 people, which is weird.
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That's like driving someone somewhere and just taking one person at a time in the passenger seat.
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So I think it's behind the paywall, but we'll get something out of it.
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Maybe he'll let us, I know his producer, maybe she'll let us keep it and put it on the air.
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We just got another read fresh from the presses.
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And this is also a show where we try to raise money for Max and John, as I'll discuss tomorrow, which I discussed today.
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They mobbed two Marines, said, you're white supremacists, you're proud boys.
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Fuck you, wetback, spat on them as they were pounding them.
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The authorities seized three of these gentlemen.
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One of them is a major player in Antifa, which is just an idea.
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It's not an organization, according to Joe Biden, a guy who compares himself to a fly.
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I'm a little disappointed, by the way, that the Marines lost.
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When I get on my Amazon Prime account and I watch Reacher and I watch The List, the Marine wins those fights, especially up against these fat loser turds.
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The producer, Beck, goes, you want to talk about anything in particular?
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The allegations we get from the left are never accurate.
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Trump said that there's good people on both sides.
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But the first guy with the glasses is a major player.
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But the reason they got away with it, of course, is it's a Soros appointed DA.
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And it's the reason that Proud Boys and Any Patriots...
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And then we have this live chat that is for Max and John.
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It's funny because the only way we can make the seven-hour trip bearable is to stop at bars and get wasted.
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And they're like, hey, oh, wow, it's great to see you.
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Okay, so you wouldn't believe what's going on here.
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This Muslim guy got beat up and blah, blah, blah.
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So we're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed when you meet them.
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And so we read these, we read the letters and all that stuff.
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And then we go behind the paywall in anywhere from 10 minutes from now to 40 minutes from now.
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She brought a whole thing of lingerie and she's going to be doing a sexy dance.
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And here's the funnest part about Sylvia's strip teas that she's going to do.
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So she's going to be doing a sexy dance and kids are going to be giving her money and she's going to put it in her underwear.
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But show that video you were just talking about, Ryan.
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Like, we don't like the drag queen story hour, and we don't give a fuck about drag queens.
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We know there's drag queens in every bar in the world.
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Well, this should have been the first step before the drag strippers.
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Now, that might be some sort of weird dude with a taped up dick.
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If they saw this and I was eight there, they would.
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And I can't believe that we've been sitting here saying, look, it's not that you're gay.
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A stripper performs at an all-ages drag show while a kid in the front row attempts to hand the stripper a cash tip.
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You know, you take enough estrogen, you get fake hits, you probably get hips.
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You know, the allegation from the far right is that they're there to groom kids to fuck them.
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I don't think it's that simple or that complicated.
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Uh-oh, I think this might be at a battery swry guy.
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When you try to turn it on without the hub turned on, I don't turn on the hub.
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It's so weird that they've taken this new angle in life.
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Drag queens were always the clowns of the gay community.
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It wasn't even as serious as that strike a pose vogue thing where they'd fall down and all that.
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It was as ridiculous and gay as everything else, but it had more credibility in a way.
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But the drag queens were just like silly, like literally clowns.
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No one went like, did you hear what Miss fucking garbage cunt had to say about Ukraine?
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It was just, and I think they made most gays uncomfortable, just like clowns do.
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But now they're an integral part of the international discussion on children's welfare.
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Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out how did we arrive here.
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Like, who are the people that bring their kids there?
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The core of it is about hatred of Trump, hatred of Republicans.
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They just, they know that we don't like it, so they do it.
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If eating out of the ashtray pissed us off, they would all have ashes all over their lips.
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And they haven't thought it anywhere past that.
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And we wish they would, because sexualizing children is gross.
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The other thing, too, is, I keep repeating this, children and sex, like, they're very weirded out by any kind of adult intimacy.
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Seeing adults kiss, a heterosexual couple kiss, when you're eight, you're just like, get out of here.
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I remember when my boy was about seven, he drew a picture and it was two people on a couch and they were watching TV.
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And he goes, oh, it's just two losers watching people kiss.
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I accidentally shot my neighbor's cat the other night, thinking she was the pesky armadillo that's been rooting up my yard.
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When I found out what I'd done, I had no remorse.
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Something just felt right about it, but I doubt I'll ever do it again.
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My completely unrelated question is, where would one find a place to dispose of dead cats?
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I had a dead cat in my neighbor's yard that my neighbor, my old neighbor, was such an absolute cock, and he wouldn't look at me, and I'd smile, and he'd just frown, I guess, because he hated racist.
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You have so much animal instinct in you, and yet you kill a poor innocent cat.
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It's a $50 donation to the Max and John Fund where the guy killed a cat.
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You just got done saying you took a knife and you killed the cat.
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No, I'm reading a letter from a guy who shot a cat, Sylvia.
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This is the second time this has happened to me in my life.
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When I was about 14, I was walking to school and I saw a dead cat.
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Anyway, I picked it up, I brought it to school, and then in our old school, the Earl of March in Canada, there was a giant rock in front of the school.
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So I propped it up on the rock in front of the school.
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So when you exited the school, 1,500 people at the Earl of March, they saw this cat, like because it had rig of mortar so I could prop it up.
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So 1,500 people saw a cat going, and they were screaming and crying.
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But the rumor became that I walked out my door, I picked up a cat, and I just smashed its head against the wall, killed it, and then brought it to school.
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So this is the second time I've been accused of killing a cat.
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So my neighbor had this dead cat stinking up the whole neighborhood.
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And I thought, I could be a nice guy and tell him that there's a dead cat.
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I'd have to walk up the walkway and then deal with his bullshit.
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So I just plopped it next to a tree on his property.
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And then I had a bunch of dirt for gardening and stuff.
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And then I left a note facing his property that said, dead cat with an arrow.
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So my advice for you, sir, would be to put eight cats in a large hole.
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And I'm only humoring your stupid joke because you paid 50 bucks to Max and John, $25 each.
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Patrick Bett David on YouTube just released a five-hour podcast interview with Andrew Tate.
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I'm excited to watch this because I think it's going to hurt your feelings.
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Because you've been working on your Andrew Tate so hard and failing, and this guy just knocked it out of the park.
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Imagine you're lying there and a lifeguard comes over.
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If you're a real tough G, you breathe the air, you get up, you shake it off, and do some push-ups.
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That's someone who took away something that you wanted.
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Usually when I hear a good impression, I go, wow.
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All my questions are like, so were you jealous when you saw your brother was Bill Murray?
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I heard him, when I was going on that road trip recently to Albany, he was interviewing Rosie O'Donnell, and you think of all the things you could do.
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I don't like Rosie O'Donnell, but she's done a lot of shit.
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And his main thing, and he came back to this three times, was, you had the biggest talk show in the world, and you quit it.
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And do you look back and think of all the money you could have made?
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She's got a bunch of adopted kids she doesn't give a shit about.
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He's such a fucking petty, bitter, Long Island nerd.
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Rosie O'Donnell came in, looked at everything, bugged the shit out of my daughter.
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My daughter was the only one working the store.
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And she kept carrying, oh, you got to take me to the bathroom.
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My mom cut Sherry O'Terry's hair, and she didn't tip.
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These Irish people are sounding a lot like the chosen ones.
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A big white hand came and hit a ball that knocked down a thing, and then that went over a long circular thing that started some dominoes, and that flew up and popped a balloon, which then ignited a flame and burnt his house down.
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She had the nerve when Donald Trump caught the virus and was in the hospital.
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What if we did a deep dive on everything stupid Whoopi Goldberg has ever said?
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My fellow Americans, if you have an IRA, 401k, or savings account, things are getting scary out there.
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The Biden administration has already printed more money in the past two years than the previous 100 years combined.
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The national debt just hit a record $30 trillion, and inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.
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It's only a matter of time before the House of Cards comes crashing down.
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I mean, it already is coming crashing down in a sense.
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If you have retirement savings, your money could be at serious risk.
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You know, when Biden was elected president, my dad took out 100% of all his investments, stocks, bonds, 401k.
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He lost, I don't think it was $100,000, but he lost tens of thousands of dollars.
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He's making like, I don't know, 1% a year, and he's way ahead of everyone else.
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Talk to my friends at Goldco to see how you can protect your retirement.
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Ideally, there's a Goldco that comes up behind me, Ryan.
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Talk to my friends at Goldco to see how you can protect your retirement with gold and silver before it's too late.
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And they will give you up to $10,000 in free sofa.
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So the mentally unstable, absolute trash bag of a sales guy got the name of the URL wrong in the ad.
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I've noticed, I have this pain in my tits, and it hurts to go like that.
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I'm like, I haven't been to the gym since I broke my hand.
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And then I realized we have that weight set in the garage.
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I get drunk, and I go to the garage and max out till I'm like bleeding.
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Do you put the collars on that clip the weights on?
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Because if it falls on you, you could just dump it.
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And one of them was a guy who was going to court in a case that involved Hillary Clinton.
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And a couple days before the case, perfectly balanced on his neck.
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I mean, you think of all the different ways to get out of that.
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I understand you bruising yourself, crushing yourself.
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But like holding a weight and balancing it like a seesaw on your neck until you suffocate?
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Anyway, I just stuffed an anti-Hillary Clinton conspiracy theory within an advertisement.
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I was at our local, by the way, today to pick up Sylvia.
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I like him, the sort of haggard chick, and then the quiet guy who always sits around the corner.
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Just fucking filling up the jukebox with new country for an hour.
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I don't dislike Toby Keith, but some of the other shit, like, that's the biggest tires I've ever seen on a pickup truck.
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So we've opened that Pandora's box of the letters.
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And why don't we open that Pandora's box of the calls?
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Maybe I'm a grump and I'm not used to being at bars past 3 p.m.
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Is it like normal to be there at 6.30 and they're fucking rocking out?
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I guess they're just coming home from work and a couple beers before they go home.
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It's funny because they're a hardcore band at this point.
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So this is an old song, but they're making new music videos for?
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This is the official Rhino Records thing, though.
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was 13 when he made this song and now he's like 40.
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And the reason I almost cried, it's kind of hard to explain.
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I thought the chick was black, but I think she's a half-nip.
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To see someone who's worked their ass off and they perform a routine perfectly, not a stupid dance routine, something that's really, really hard that I don't think Maddie and I could do if they had a gun to our head for the rest of our lives.
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I don't know how many years we have left, but I don't think we could ever do anything even close to this.
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I'm not sure I could ever have done it ever if I started when I was 12.
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But this little Caitlin Ohashi is perfectly in her element.
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She's doing something she's practiced 8 billion times, and she absolutely masters it perfectly.
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And she sort of reinvents the wheel a bit, like that hip-hop ballet, which is annoying, right?
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But hip-hop ballet isn't annoying to me if you can do it.
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So you could break the rules if you know what the rules are.
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So she shows you that she knows what the rules are, and then she has fun and parties in between her totally amazing things.
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Dude, what percent of the population can, even if they practice from birth?
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I'm going to learn how to do a standing backflip.
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No, I couldn't do this, but I'm going to learn how to do a standing backflip.
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I mean, the dancing is a tiny bit cringe, I will admit.
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Every time you watch the Olympics and they land something like this, there's a little stutter or something after they land.
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It's as controlled as you and I would be if we jumped one foot.
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If somebody sends one more, they're going to disappear, man.
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I think about the years as much as I think about a fly.
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Roughneck 454, Bingus, Seamus, and Tiny Hat Bear have all contributed.
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By the way, we only guarantee we will read these if it's over 50 bucks.
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Is it true that Ryan found out Gavin is gay because Gavin's dick tastes like shit all the time?
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No, that's disgusting, false, and you should be ashamed of it.
00:44:18.000
Gav, what are your thoughts on aliens in the infinite expanse of the universe?
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It means the Jews were chosen by God and Moses to keep the Ten Commandments.
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We were the bodyguards of the Ten Commandments.
00:45:08.000
Like you go to a wood shop and you see sawdust on the ground.
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The sawdust is the animals and the plants and everything.
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That's what was on the floor when they made us.
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I know this sounds blasphemous, but we're almost godlike ourselves.
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Because he made us in his image and we're the only ones there are.
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Now, if an alien comes down and he's like, hey, you're wrong, I guess I was wrong.
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You can't just walk up to me in a green suit and say, you are wrong.
00:45:46.000
Gavin, who are the other people on your network?
00:46:02.000
Gavin, who are the other people on your network?
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Dusty Bogan is like a Canadian, I mean, an Australian redneck, and he's a hoser.
00:46:26.000
When we started Vice in 1994, we were obsessed with Answer Me, and we copied it.
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If you look at the old Answer Me's, you will not find one mistake, one comma in the wrong place.
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He's a great copy editor, which sounds boring to most people, but I love the English language.
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It's not French or Italian, but it's a Leatherman.
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And to see fucking dollar signs on the right-hand side of the number is abortion.
00:47:15.000
Every time I see one, I take a screen grab and I put it in the dollar sign folder.
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Now, in Europe, the Euro is on the right-hand side.
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If you're in Quebec and you put the dollar sign on the wrong side, I will give you a pass if you have an accent in French.
00:48:02.000
Sylvia, you didn't kiss Maddie on the lips, did you?
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Just a reminder that Eric Adams said the wild, wild west when talking about when he meant the wild west.
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Eric Adams, who is, if you want to see Eric Adams with clear eyes, he is a 13-year-old who won the lottery.
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He's always complaining about racism and suing people and complaining to get moved up.
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And he was talking about crime in New York and how bad it is.
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And he said it's like the wild, wild west because of the movie.
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You do not allow the men and women of the police department to be...
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We will not allow the men and women of the police department to be subjected to further danger, making their already difficult jobs even more horroring.
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He probably thinks that harrowing comes from horror.
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Oh, I was giving out candy all night to kids dressed up as monsters.
00:50:22.000
When I'm bouncing through the wild, wild west, it's cold Wild, wild west The wild, wild west, it's cold Sitco.
00:50:39.000
We cannot allow New York to unleash the dragon.
00:50:49.000
And if there are adult dancing places, you will only be able to see a thong, tha-thong, thong, thong.
00:51:01.000
We are instituting a curfew in New York City because we have noticed through our statistical research that the freaks come out at night.
00:51:11.000
A lot of y'all bitches be scandalous, and you know that Eric can't handle this.
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Even look at her like she's in the fucking F1 Brotherhood.
00:51:31.000
What is that public enemy guy, the soldiers that they'd have in the S1Ws?
00:51:43.000
Now listen, California knows how to party, but New York, New York, it's a city where dreams is made of.
00:51:51.000
You know, we want to enforce better health codes in New York City.
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A lot of the restaurants since COVID have been thwarting these laws.
00:52:00.000
The peas are mushy and the chicken tastes like wood.
00:52:06.000
So I want everyone on the right, we have Republicans and we have Democrats in New York City.
00:52:12.000
On the Democrat side, I want to hear you say there's a potty over here.
00:52:22.000
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
00:52:41.000
The New York Post fell for the whole cop thing, hookline and sinker.
00:52:52.000
This is a silly child who sues at the drop of a hat because he's lazy.
00:53:01.000
Gala where he had like a Keith Herring wannabe right all over his fucking gay coat.
00:53:16.000
He spends every night out partying, going to launches.
00:53:20.000
He's just, this is, his budget this year is $100 billion.
00:53:24.000
That is every person on earth donating $14 to Eric Adams.
00:53:32.000
Some woman in India in that river where there's like a hand floating next to you.
00:53:37.000
Some Thai rice farmer with a big straw hat has to pull out $14 for Eric Adams.
00:53:47.000
I was outraged when we sent $40 billion to Ukraine.
00:54:02.000
That when poll workers gave him an "I Boated" sticker, he placed it on his mother's picture before putting one on his own lapel.
00:54:17.000
Is that some shit in the hood I do not understand?
00:54:27.000
Who puts their dead mother in a glass of alcohol?
00:54:32.000
My mother died of alcoholism, and we support that.
00:54:37.000
She was a fun drunk, and she was proud of her alcoholism, and we don't see it as a bad thing.
00:54:46.000
She would drink a bottle of Hennessy every day.
00:54:49.000
Everyday New York is going to realize that they deserve the right to stand in the city also.
00:55:12.000
If there's any Zimbabweans out there, I'll pay top dollar for a fucking.
00:55:17.000
Nita Fashions, if you're listening, can you make me a Mugabe suit?
00:55:23.000
I met a woman whose housekeeper is from Zimbabwe, and I was like, I need merch.
00:55:36.000
And then she didn't get me shit, but a baby monster heard, and I got a Zimbabwean, I believe it's a $3 million bill.
00:55:54.000
We're going to have a merch set up in Dallas too, all y'all motherfuckers.
00:55:58.000
Mugabe is such a good leader, was such a good leader, that the majority of Zimbabweans were millionaires.
00:56:28.000
But first, I'm going to shoot Sylvia and kill her.
00:56:36.000
I'm angling this now that I know it doesn't shoot that directly.
00:56:42.000
Do you want to say goodbye, your daughter or anything?
00:57:03.000
Yeah, but I'm going to have to become a fucking Jesse James ninja to calculate the arc because it's not much of an arc.
00:57:15.000
You try to shoot someone in the head and they're like, good news.
00:57:34.000
I would like you to give your honest opinion on it.
00:57:53.000
You don't know how to pronounce your friends, man.
00:58:01.000
He's an old childhood buddy, and every time I see what he's up to, I see his songs going off.
00:58:07.000
But I don't want to influence your opinion, so I want to keep mine.
00:58:37.000
G-Dog, did you notice that there were butt boys at your Vegas show?
00:58:44.000
You let us slide in there and take a pic with you.
00:59:09.000
I'm kind of pro-wheelchair get to do whatever they want, guy.
00:59:15.000
I don't know why they get to get in front of us at the airport.
00:59:21.000
This is a thing that Donovan commented on also.
00:59:37.000
They did not have toilet paper on that plane, so she wiped her ass down the aisle.
00:59:43.000
This is how I get onto a plane usually using an aisle chair.
00:59:47.000
This is what they got me onto the plane with, but unfortunately, on my flight, they didn't have an aisle chair.
00:59:52.000
Do you know how bad I'd feel if Donovan came all the way out to see Olympic with me and this is what he had to do?
00:59:57.000
The problem with being a man there that wants to help her, what the fuck do you do?
01:00:02.000
Like, you can't just grab her t-shirt and pull her.
01:00:05.000
You got to be strong enough to get your hands under her armpits.
01:00:08.000
But now that you put your hands under her armpits, it makes her arms wider.
01:00:15.000
Like, outside of putting a rope would be ideal.
01:00:18.000
You get a rope under her tits and through her armpits.
01:00:25.000
One staff member quite rudely told me that disabled people should just wear nappies on board, which I find bizarre that people think that that is the solution to this scenario.
01:00:39.000
Like, why would you just stand up and walk down the aisle, obviously?
01:01:04.000
Let's take another call and hope it doesn't suck as bad as that.
01:01:22.000
So I was going to talk about music, but that last call kind of really sucked, so let's not do that.
01:01:28.000
My girlfriend is from Zimbabwe, and I asked her about that textile.
01:01:41.000
That means you've got to break into the palace and find it or find someone who worked for him or pay a maid.
01:01:47.000
You've got to find some stealing that made it for him.
01:01:49.000
Yeah, it's probably, you know, honestly, it's probably actually easier just to make it ourselves.
01:01:55.000
Because you know, you know, every time I have a dream like this, I talk to a guy who talks to the guy and then someone sets it up and then I pay like 800 bucks and then this guy sends it and you finally get it and it's like Halloween costume garbage polyester.
01:02:14.000
Although he is such a megalomaniac, it's probably high-quality fabric.
01:02:33.000
Oh, I said the one I saw, it was like a bright orange pumpkin color with his stupid face all over it.
01:02:43.000
It would be funny to show up at an important event, like an awards ceremony, and just have the Academy Awards and just have a Mugabe suit on and never mention it.
01:02:53.000
But would it be funnier if it was his face or your face in his image?
01:03:22.000
So it's not just, it's not just one or two suits.
01:03:30.000
I remember I read this great article about his, he had these gold glasses that were 100% like 14 karat gold.
01:03:36.000
And the writer, who was African, said, it is unclear if he is wearing the glasses or the glasses are wearing him.
01:04:01.000
So he has a bunch of kids and he sent them overseas to get educated or whatever.
01:04:06.000
And then he just gave the country to his secretary that he was voning.
01:04:10.000
And that started a revolution, obviously, because the people were not happy about some slut getting the country as a gift.
01:04:33.000
Okay, I think we should go behind the paywall now.
01:04:35.000
But before we do, guys, we have new sauces coming next week.
01:04:39.000
A new precious metals company coming onto the show this month.
01:04:44.000
And those established titles, guys, are coming back in November.
01:04:47.000
You're actually going to be able to buy a plot of land next to my plot of land in Scotland.
01:05:12.000
Because I really worked on it after a couple of days.
01:05:14.000
Okay, do a sentence and then I'll do a sentence.
01:05:27.000
Why do you gotta suck it up into your face somewhere?
01:05:37.000
Are you a Scottish guy that lived in Finland for a long time?
01:05:44.000
When you're out there on the field, I fight for my meals.
01:05:50.000
It's not to be persistent, or whatever you call it.
01:05:58.000
When you wear a kilt, when you're out there, you fight for your meals.
01:06:02.000
You've got this thing where you go down like that.
01:06:10.000
Now, the reason why he talks so anglicized is because if I were to talk...
01:06:22.000
He's been totally eviscerated by that dude with the mustache who goes through all the blackifization of history in general, but also British history.
01:06:34.000
Yeah, he's a white dude who happens to have a black dad.
01:06:48.000
Don't learn your Scottish impression from a fucking...
01:06:56.000
Like, if you want to learn Scottish, dude, watch Rab Nesbitt.
01:07:02.000
I think that's a step above a regular Scottish accent.
01:07:06.000
So if you're not going to be able to do it, if you want to spar, spar with someone who's a better fighter than you.
01:07:13.000
fighting a girl jet push out a fight I thought it was a coup I'm banging up it's like that *laughter* Alright.
01:07:43.000
That's when his son ran away from home and he had to go to London.
01:07:46.000
And he asked this British, he goes, See, see my win.
01:07:52.000
I'm fucking driving all over London trying to find my win.
01:08:10.000
He's like, that's fucking from halfway around the world.
01:09:10.000
He's obviously special and he likes empire biscuits.
01:09:16.000
Maddie, when you see that, do you think of like going there as a kid in the fucking rain and the drik and the gray?
01:10:05.000
These guys are more buttoned up, but they're from the same street.
01:10:30.000
I just don't like the oopa loopa ookie dookie thing you do.
01:10:41.000
Like, see, you people hanging is too good for you.
01:10:43.000
I'm not going to tolerate this, by the way, there, big man.
01:10:45.000
I've been doing this for too long to be waiting around listening to you go up and doing and up and doing up the fucking Glen Carey, Glenn Ross, and all that, by the way, there, Big Man.
01:11:08.000
There's no going to change in a million years, by the way, there, big man.
01:11:19.000
I used to work for a motocross manufacturer where we would use a process called dye sublimation and heat transfer degrade jerseys.
01:11:29.000
Not the kind your spinster aunt uses for her Etsy store.
01:11:36.000
there were many different types of fabric we use.
01:11:38.000
Pretty sure there's a basic that would sublimate well and still feel like a good suit.
01:11:45.000
If you can't get the actual Mugabe fabric, I think this may be the root.
01:11:50.000
What if I talk to Nita Fashions and I say, how much roll do you need for a suit?
01:12:20.000
And that wrinkle you just saw was because it's a finished t-shirt.
01:12:24.000
I'm going to be sending them just five yards of fabric.
01:12:27.000
There's going to be no wrinkles to worry about.
01:12:29.000
And then I send it back to Nita Fashions, and they make my fucking Mugabe suit.
01:13:06.000
We're going to go take some calls, get to know our people.
01:13:09.000
My favorite thing about Thursday nights is we get to know the baby monsters.
01:13:12.000
We get to know the people who pay $10 a month to watch all of our shows, which are, I'd say, like five hours a day of total content.
01:13:21.000
If you're watching everything on censored.tv, you got to get a life.
01:13:25.000
When we started it, I felt bad saying new shit every day because it wasn't true.
01:13:30.000
But now it's, oh yeah, there's more than you can watch, more than you can handle.
01:13:39.000
Sometimes the show is an hour if Ryan's away and we're in a rush.
01:13:46.000
And that's how you hear about fun events like our show in Dallas this weekend, Friday and Saturday, our show in Chicago coming up, starring Crip Daddy.
01:13:56.000
Crip Daddy can't get on planes with that stupid wheelchair.
01:14:00.000
So one of the only opportunities he has to do his stand-up, which is ironic, is when the promoters are in Chicago.
01:14:10.000
So he's going to be there in his little chair doing his little like, hair joke.
01:14:15.000
It's so funny that he looks like the scariest guy in Better Call Saw, and he's the least scary guy in Better Call Earth.
01:14:27.000
We'll have to announce that like eight seconds before because New York is a big Antifa town.
01:14:34.000
Although, maybe we should just tell them and rough them up like we did.
01:14:40.000
When we did an NYU, we beat up like dozens of Antifa when I did my NYU talk until some of the guys felt bad.
01:15:10.000
And for those of you who are willing to forego the cost of a beer and a half a month, we will stick around.
01:15:34.000
He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.
01:15:53.000
I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fucking do it.
01:15:57.000
They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.
01:16:01.000
This is the part of Seth that's gonna get real mean before I leave.
01:16:12.000
They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.
01:16:43.000
And of course, you can catch us in Chicago, New York, and the upcoming show in Dallas.
01:16:55.000
Everybody from censored up TV special guests meet and greet Of course a delicious merch table with souvenirs that you're gonna want to take home and maybe even get signed.
01:17:32.000
I wonder if they have to get weird insurance when you make something like this.
01:18:13.000
I've got a I've got a Discord for my music group, guys, and they there's an entire channel for just band names, and they're come up with some good ones.
01:20:11.000
Dude, the fucking that cool Australian band is going to be here tomorrow night that we're going to miss because we'll be in Dallas.
01:20:22.000
A bunch of Prowboys are going to be there incognito.
01:20:25.000
I feel like if you go first row, you'll probably see a little veg.
01:20:28.000
Motocross guy, can you contact mailbag at sensor.tv and we can work something out?
01:20:40.000
The Another Fair, Another Trespass, or something familiar.
01:20:53.000
It's funny how I didn't realize how subjective comedy and beauty is.
01:21:00.000
Especially if you're a baby monster and you like this show, we probably have the same taste.
01:21:07.000
I would say out of the bands I get sent for opening song, 80 to 90, 85%, I go, oh, that's a great fucking song.
01:21:20.000
With chicks, when I find them, obviously they're very attractive if they're being sent to me, but in the snob level of top 5% of pretty girls in the world, I would say I find them attractive 40% of the time.
01:21:42.000
You can't be going back to fairs because of the last couple fairs, but this is a festival.
01:21:51.000
So I'm hoping that this Halloween store has some because around where I live, there's not a lot of places that sell costumes.
01:21:57.000
And the one place that we used to go get our costumes, we can't go back because of Edge here, and they banned us.
01:22:13.000
Black guys with an axe scare me after that fucking New York dude.
01:22:23.000
And I'm about to be plundering 30 villages per second after this show.
01:22:35.000
I'm actually being at the Renaissance Fair and being sensitive.
01:23:05.000
So what makes the difference with this and this?
01:23:07.000
If we do get notifications that he's been doing it again, it might be a different conversation from one of my favorite things.
01:23:19.000
Yeah, dummies, you should have been filming with an iPhone this whole time.
01:23:23.000
The iPhones are about, what would you say, Ryan?
01:23:28.000
I'd say the quality of iPhone filming is like as far as holding one of our Sony cams.
01:23:41.000
I mean, if you get some nice depth of field and some good lenses, then it's...
01:23:56.000
I go there and have fun and don't make fun of it.
01:24:18.000
No, no, your microphone's got to be next to your face, John Waters.
01:24:21.000
The number one problem with Americans is weight.
01:24:41.000
What is satisfying to you that you have to eat all kinds of junk food?
01:24:49.000
It's got all of these addictive chemicals in it that make you need more.
01:24:53.000
Maddie and I are both heavily addicted to extra hot Cheetos.
01:25:04.000
It's not like potheads where they go, I love my pot addiction, and they wear shirts.
01:25:16.000
That's a belly that you get from middle-aged and drinking beer.
01:25:26.000
Fidel Castro once said, you can tell a real man from his giant beer belly.
01:25:34.000
He was selling his short Cuban beer, which I had in Cuba, and no one is impressed with my taste in beer.
01:25:48.000
It is the shittiest fucking beer imaginable, and I'm no beer stop.
01:26:24.000
They overeat with everything, not just junk food.
01:26:38.000
They drag their kids to Chuck E. Cheese or McDonald's or Burger Kings.
01:26:47.000
Ryan Rivera brought his baby to Disney so she could pig out on Mickey Burgers.
01:26:58.000
I wouldn't have given her Mickey Burgers, I promise.
01:27:08.000
They have a diet that you live 10 years longer.
01:27:11.000
You eat rice and beans, preferably not from the can, but you can eat it from the can, the beans.
01:27:21.000
And then you eat meat, an ounce of meat once a month.
01:27:27.000
And fresh fruits and fresh vegetables, organic.
01:27:33.000
But look at that jogger who started the jogging.
01:27:38.000
He figured he could still play tennis like a young dude and jog.
01:27:51.000
I could go to a young, hot-looking dude and peel his arm up.
01:28:18.000
You got a tattoo on your bicep and then some weird shin tattoo.
01:28:37.000
Sorry, I have the same problem AI has, which is cannot tell chinks apart.
01:28:45.000
They probably call it something else like face recognition errors.
01:28:49.000
That'd be funny if there's a meeting at the CTCA.
01:28:55.000
And you walk in and you're like, yeah, I'm so glad we're finally having this meeting here.
01:29:01.000
Sometimes I'll be too scared to ask the Asian guy I'm talking to if it's a different Asian guy.
01:29:13.000
I thought this was a Can't Tell Chinks apart meeting.
01:29:18.000
And they're like, no, this is the Connecticut Technicians of Canker Awareness.
01:30:00.000
I could be with Maddie and Gavin at a bar right now by the fucking vending machine that has the rubber ducks.
01:30:16.000
I worked so hard to get this picture, and then somebody points out in my Telegram group, look at that.
01:30:50.000
Does he look like a Disneygoer with glasses on and a folded hat?
01:30:54.000
He looks like a guy who was in the military, retired.
01:31:00.000
And he does security at Disney, which is $210 a year.
01:31:06.000
Obviously, he gets taxed pretty heavily, but he's basically making $350 taxes ream him, but not in Florida.
01:31:13.000
I don't think these are important details, but go ahead.
01:31:23.000
And then the FBI contacts him and they go, there's a member of a terrorist group coming.
01:31:30.000
He might be planning to blow shit up because of Gen 6.
01:31:53.000
It was called the A-Team, and they would feature them in various scenarios.
01:32:00.000
There was a guy, George Pippard, who loved it when a plan came together.
01:32:04.000
There was an African-American gentleman who was scared of flying named Mr. T. Hannibal Lecter.
01:32:30.000
They're on a plane, and they realize the plane is going to crash.
01:32:38.000
What do you do when a plane with a tank in it is going to crash and you're going to die?
01:32:54.000
To slow down the velocity of the tank, you shoot at the ground.
01:33:24.000
Speaking of the 18 being real, I was in Jamaica and the room we got came with a nanny.
01:33:34.000
And it was cool because you could go party and they'd take your daughter for a long walk and give her an ice cream cone.
01:33:41.000
And the fucking, my black friend Derek kind of stopped being my friend after I wouldn't shut up about this.
01:33:47.000
But she goes, I got to be honest, you know, people talking about Santa Claus and riding around in the sky and giving presents to all the kids for one night.
01:34:09.000
So I just responded with, don't destroy my dreams.
01:34:18.000
Are you trying to tell me that Santa Claus is not real?
01:34:26.000
You did the fingerprints on some of the presents.
01:34:30.000
I did a DNA test on the cookie that was half eaten.
01:34:39.000
Today she came to visit me, and she's wearing the picture of the Texas chainsaw killer.
01:34:58.000
So you think she's becoming a psychotic serial killer, like the cat guy?
01:35:31.000
Is that politically correct for your generation?
01:35:34.000
In all her relationships with men, she's the boss.
01:35:39.000
And she gets away with it because she's beautiful.
01:35:42.000
Yeah, but with Latinas, and I've never really dated one in a serious way besides a quick bang, but my friends who have dated them, like Colombians especially, you gotta fucking not hit them, but you gotta keep them in line.
01:35:55.000
Because if you are subservient to their dominant ways, you get dumped.
01:36:10.000
Yeah, but you gotta remember, my granddaughter's half Jewish.
01:36:21.000
When you were with her and you said Jew Rican, I thought you meant she didn't have deodorant on.
01:36:38.000
You should YouTube Kyle Royer's sword, or as black people pronounce it, sword.
01:36:49.000
I'm reading this from far away here, and it's small type.
01:36:52.000
The pattern he is able to make on the blade by how he folds the steel, spelled wrong, is incredible.
01:37:02.000
We're trying to entertain people here on a Thursday night.
01:37:05.000
We're not going to look at tradesmen being really good at steel.
01:37:10.000
What did you think of Americans in New York are really good at steel?
01:37:23.000
Pioneer, incredibly funny, layers and layers of brilliant comedy, And even his mumblings, it's sort of like Jimi Hendrix, where you re-listen to it and then you hear jokes that you hadn't heard before because he was just throwing them out there.
01:37:41.000
And I think the cartoon, Thank You Maskman, is great because they animate even his most inane ramblings, like the throwaway lines, and you realize the incredible quality of them.
01:37:56.000
And I think he was terrorized by the state because he was a pioneer.
01:38:00.000
He invented swearing and comedy and raunchy comedy, really.
01:38:04.000
He was the first to, I mean, obviously there's been edgy satire forever, but he was the first man, especially in America, to totally push it, like way before punk rock, to totally push it past the limit.
01:38:17.000
He was arrested for profanity, and I think that chipped away at him.
01:38:25.000
That's why they're standing on stage and saying, look at me.
01:38:27.000
And the fact that he was loved by the people, but the fact that the authorities hated him, chipped away at him, and the stress led him to drugs.
01:38:38.000
I'm not making excuses for junkies, but you could argue that the state murdered him.
01:38:57.000
He emphasized what most people would think but wouldn't come out and say.
01:39:13.000
To be clear here, we've shown this on the show before, but the Lone Ranger just saved everyone.
01:39:18.000
And then they were saying, thank you, Masked Man.
01:39:52.000
This is just him riffing on stage, and someone took what he said, made it into a script, and animated it.
01:39:59.000
So the back and forth of the two guys is just off the dome.
01:40:06.000
It looks like a script someone spent months on.
01:40:09.000
This is just him barfing something out at an open mic in fucking lower Manhattan in 1955.
01:40:58.000
He's talking about his mother who made cake and cookies and everything and coffee.
01:41:04.000
And if you were in the audience watching, you'd be like, wait, who's saying that part?
01:41:20.000
He's a nice guy having these bullets, everybody.
01:41:26.000
I bet you give you a Dr. Ehrlich the magic bullet 606.
01:41:30.000
But that's simple as I don't even get that part.
01:41:35.000
He's saying his own way that the whole world is simplest.
01:42:02.000
You know, Mr. D'Angelo used a hopping ass mad at you.
01:42:04.000
His mommy made all my hot catting gigs, and you run off.
01:42:11.000
You're in a comedy club in New York in the 50s.
01:42:18.000
And he's doing, like, you've never heard this before.
01:42:25.000
Is that the same guy that was saying the bullets are some sort of symbol saying we all have syphilis?
01:42:31.000
Or is it the guy who said she made the coffee and the cake and everything?
01:42:38.000
And then you hear these accents and go, I guess it's a different guy.
01:42:55.000
Dude, have you ever seen the coil and sharp thing?
01:43:09.000
The Americans climbed flagpoles, sat on steeples, and in general pursued perilous activities for limited reward.
01:43:17.000
Coyle and Sharp attempt to revive this courageous spirit by offering a rather unusual job to a young man who is surprisingly fearless.
01:43:25.000
They can be an employee that Mal is a radio interviewer and Jim an employer.
01:43:31.000
This is Mal Sharp with another in the series, Job Opportunities.
01:43:34.000
Every day I bring an employer out onto the street and have him offer a San Franciscan an interesting and novel job.
01:43:41.000
Now I have James B. Coyle with me, our employer of the day, and I've just stopped a young man who's going to offer a job to him.
01:43:51.000
The nature of the job is it's a little unusual.
01:43:53.000
Just like anything else, there are certain risks entailed in it.
01:43:56.000
You would be working down in a pit in which I have Created through scientific endeavor, I have created intense flame.
01:44:04.000
People throw objects in the flaming pit, you go through, you pick them up, they name the object, you pick them up, and I charge them admission.
01:44:18.000
The reason I ask, I had an employee before, and I will tell you.
01:44:22.000
So you're going to be surrounded by psychotic maniacs.
01:44:30.000
You'd be in a pit surrounded by flame, somewhat of a hellish landscape with a man.
01:44:42.000
I fucked him at a party once because I had Coke.
01:44:52.000
What's with guys fucking me every time they have Coke?
01:45:07.000
Come in on the mailbox and see the Thank You Mask Man man for you today.
01:45:13.000
So Lone Ranger's point is, I can't sit there waiting for thank yous or I'll get addicted to them and I'll always be like, where's my thank you?
01:45:51.000
Like, he just throws these religious guys in as he's mumbling.
01:45:56.000
Because if you were just watching him on stage, or worse, hearing it, you'd be like, who the fuck are those religious guys?
01:46:05.000
Well, you see, men like yourself, you thrived upon the continuance of segregation, violence, and disease.
01:46:18.000
You know, a modern example of that, though, is this guy.
01:46:40.000
He'd be different callers, and he would argue with himself on the phone.
01:46:49.000
He had organized all music into three categories.
01:46:58.000
And he would purposely pronounce it so it was hard to hear.
01:47:07.000
And you know, people are really sensitive about music.
01:47:29.000
You have a new book out, which is called Rock, Rot, and Rule, which seems to be getting a lot of attention in the music press.
01:47:44.000
I'm watching this basketball game, Orlando in Cleveland, and I got a lot of money riding on it, and it's not going my way.
01:48:15.000
Which actually leads me to ask, can a song rule?
01:48:37.000
I can't think of an example off the top of my head for that, but actually, yeah, I could.
01:49:17.000
Yeah, it sounds like it's 1836, and Alexander Graham Bell is trying it out for the first time.
01:49:25.000
That's funny, because that's what it sounds like when I'm on hold, and I'm trying to listen to the show.
01:49:45.000
Well, can you hear me clear enough to ask a question?
01:49:52.000
Okay, I was just wondering when you are going to move out of New York, and is Ryan going to go if you do go?
01:50:06.000
I used to work for the leader of the hate group who was behind Charlottesville in January 6th.
01:50:14.000
Anyway, can I work here at Mark Maron's What the Fuck podcast?
01:50:28.000
My son is really thriving In baseball right now.
01:50:32.000
And he said he didn't care about moving, but now he's waffling.
01:50:40.000
But if your son's entire life is a thing and you wrench him from that early and then nothing happens there, you ruined your son's life.
01:50:51.000
It's not easy when you have three kids working this stuff out.
01:50:56.000
Hey, Gav, had a blast meeting you at Sullivan's two Wednesdays on my 50th birthday.
01:51:00.000
Can we make a tradition every week going forward?
01:51:14.000
That's a joke I've been doing for, I think, 100 years now, and it always lands.
01:51:20.000
Every time someone talks about being retired or saying their parents are retired, and you go, you're not, dude, they're not retarded.
01:51:30.000
William Randolph first, did Perry ever give you the $50?
01:51:43.000
I was kind of hoping for giving Max and John 50 grand each.
01:51:52.000
You know what's going to happen, by the way, with that?
01:51:56.000
And then there's going to be the time when they get out and they'll be like, okay, we got 50 grand each.
01:52:05.000
This is what happens with gives, send, goes if you're not experienced.
01:52:08.000
We're going to be separating this into an account.
01:52:11.000
But I remember with Breitbart, I raised 17 grand for his wife and kids after he died.
01:52:16.000
And it was just showing up in my personal account.
01:52:29.000
Now, luckily, I got savings so I could go pay her.
01:52:33.000
But I think a lot of these young morons who do these fundraisers, they get the money and then they go, I'll just pay it back later.
01:52:44.000
But the good news is with gives and goes is there's a paper trail.
01:52:53.000
It's the same as stealing cash from someone's safe.
01:52:57.000
Don't just shrug it off and be like, oh, well, that guy was an asshole.
01:53:12.000
Oh, you know, I live in northern Arizona, and I've been totally priced out of my community by Californians moving here.
01:53:22.000
And I've recently debated moving actually to Washington State because they have open carry laws.
01:53:38.000
And the specific town I'm looking at has houses under, like cheaper than the national average.
01:53:45.000
I was hoping maybe you'd think of a good reason to talk me out of moving to Washington.
01:53:50.000
Go look at a chart of how America would have voted if it was whites only, women only, men only.
01:54:00.000
You will see Washington state is blue in every scenario.
01:54:04.000
People of color, everything, every possible scenario, the top left corner is always blue.
01:54:11.000
Dude, everyone I talk to in Tacoma and Seattle is on their way out of there.
01:54:17.000
If you're not into the South, and you probably should be, if you can handle the heat of Arizona, why not do Tennessee?
01:54:29.000
Yeah, I have a lot of friends moving to Missouri and Tennessee, but aren't you crazy?
01:54:45.000
I thought about Idaho for a long time, but their minimum wage is $7.25.
01:54:56.000
I'm 23, and I do like mostly, I mean, I'm on a tile apprentice, but a lot of my work would probably be in the entry-level position.
01:55:08.000
Don't talk about minimum wage unless you're 14.
01:55:16.000
Worst case scenario, you're moving around garbage at a construction site and you're getting $20.
01:55:28.000
I wish, man, I'm in the same boat with Ryan, I guess.
01:55:39.000
Think about taxes and woke assholes ruining your fucking state.
01:55:44.000
And woke assholes have ruined the Pacific Northwest.
01:55:57.000
And we're famous for having the most rehabs per capita than anywhere in the country.
01:56:03.000
And we're just shipping in liberals who are drug addicts from the entire country, like all over the country, and putting them here.
01:56:11.000
And they end up staying and relapsing, but renting homes here.
01:56:31.000
And I never want to hear the words minimum wage come out of your mouth ever again until you die.
01:56:48.000
This is an email I wanted to wait till you got here for.
01:56:53.000
We actually cover it tomorrow, but SCOTUS Bruins, B-R-E-U-N-S decision says that if it wasn't a law or tradition before 1791, then it's unconstitutional.
01:57:09.000
The judge used a logical fallacy analogy oft used by the Gavman at about 520, leading me to believe there's a good chance he's a baby monster and a subscriber.
01:57:22.000
So 520 indicates that felons such as Jim Goad and Maddie O'Dell may be able to carry guns.
01:57:31.000
Ryan, the title of this email is Jim Goad Shotguns and blah, blah, blah.
01:57:48.000
And then he goes on to completely obliterate this argument made by the government.
01:57:51.000
He states, the first problem with this argument is it is a logical fallacy.
01:57:56.000
Sharing a history with felony in possession laws makes section 922N constitutional in the same way a dog is a cat because both have four legs.
01:58:06.000
He then goes on to say that the second problem is that Heller's endorsement of felony in possession laws was dicta.
01:58:12.000
Anything that is not the court's determination of a matter of law pivotal to its decision is in fact dicta.
01:58:19.000
The last and most significant problem with the government's argument, he states, is that there is a lack of historical analysis from the Second Amendment's ratification, much less anything pre-1938.
01:58:29.000
So the judge outright rejects the government's only argument that they put forward to why this law is permissible.
01:58:35.000
He goes so far as to call their argument a logical fallacy, which is definitely something you do not want to hear a judge say when you are putting forth arguments in a lawsuit.
01:58:44.000
Also, he hits on the important point that the government is simply using dicta and heller.
01:58:51.000
And if the judge decides that this lawsuit is whatever, on the side of the gun guy, then it could mean that felons can carry guns.
01:59:04.000
Although you're a bit of a hothead, should you really be able to have a gun?
01:59:09.000
There's been a few times where you've been smashing bottles and threatening people.
01:59:18.000
Maybe there's some merit to this idea that baby monsters.
01:59:23.000
The term comes from a guy who's kind of big in a baby shape and loses his shit and turns into a monster.
01:59:37.000
If babies shouldn't have guns and monsters shouldn't have guns, then Patty should not have a gun.
01:59:43.000
All right, let's take a pull up the chat and make sure we got that covered because we're about to peace out.
02:00:15.000
So, but this is a tough one, so I need you to think.
02:00:39.000
Okay, what advice would you give to someone who wants to get into content creation, but their name is really shitty?
02:00:45.000
And they want to change, like, you know, use a stage name?
02:00:52.000
So, what kind of content creation do you want to do?
02:00:58.000
I mean, I don't know if I want to say it, but it's just like YouTube and shit, kind of like educational stuff, honestly.
02:01:12.000
No, no, like, I mean, it's kind of an involved idea, but it takes a while to explain.
02:01:17.000
But basically, I'd have like a chalkboard behind me, and I'd be like teaching shit on the YouTube channel.
02:01:25.000
Oh, like the crazy versus hot scale, or more, like, how to fix a transmission?
02:01:30.000
Or what roughly kind of things would you be doing?
02:01:34.000
More like how to highlight fix a transmission stuff.
02:01:36.000
Like, just interesting shit, like, why is spicy food spicy and like fucking shit like that?
02:01:43.000
Well, this is something that I've been wanting to confront for a while here.
02:01:47.000
And it's a really, really good question, a really important question.
02:02:09.000
Maddie Odell, thank you for coming in as the co-host.
02:02:13.000
And of course, Ryan Katsu-Rivera, we will see you in Dallas tonight where we'll be telling drunken jokes that are racist, that do not respect disabilities, that are transphobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, all the isms there are, really.
02:02:33.000
In the meantime, we're going to shoot you in Texas.
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Take a little ride in our hearts They're taking a ride We're taking a ride We're taking a ride Take me!
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Going real fast, hanging out the window Kicking in the backseat at the bottom The light was green, so alive The radio
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blaster, turn that shit off 90 miles an hour, it's riding our grease I got my doubts, we're making it one piece Just taking a ride We're taking a ride We're taking a ride Take it!
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We're taking a ride Those nigga fucking horse, they play that music so loud.