Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

00:00:45.000 I'm gonna steal a chance for you.

00:00:48.000 What do you do?

00:00:51.000 Excuse me!

00:00:53.000 I'm gonna steal a chance for you.

00:01:23.000 He has the bridge.

00:01:25.000 We got some backing backs in here, everybody!

00:01:28.000 We got some backing backs in here.

00:01:58.000 I'm in fire, we got the side.

00:02:03.000 That it is, but it is.

00:02:06.000 That's getting me head of the ground.

00:02:08.000 You can't let the stars compared me high.

00:02:11.000 Forget the hurts to make a dead.

00:02:13.000 I've got night lines, good signs.

00:02:15.000 You can never wanna live.

00:02:18.000 You're fine.

00:02:20.000 Yes, I'm fighting.

00:02:23.000 That's my life.

00:02:25.000 Yes, I'm fine.

00:02:26.000 Do it.

00:02:28.000 Hey, hey, hey.

00:02:30.000 Hey, hey, hey.

00:02:32.000 I know.

00:02:32.000 Don't be fine.

00:02:34.000 When I'm back in bed.

00:02:38.000 Way in the back of the neck, you're running with a bullet of a power pay.

00:02:43.000 I'm in a fan, with a game.

00:02:45.000 You gotta catch me on the game.

00:02:47.000 When I'm back in the face, get in the face.

00:02:50.000 Body gonna get me on the nutty bed.

00:02:52.000 You can be out, I can stick in my pain.

00:02:56.000 Get out of my way, look at the pain.

00:03:00.000 You feel me?

00:03:02.000 I'm gonna fail.

00:03:04.000 You're from me.

00:03:06.000 Hey, hey, hey.

00:03:09.000 Hey, hey, how's my fucking life?

00:03:14.000 What about you?

00:05:44.000 We'll be right back.

00:06:14.000 We'll be right back.

00:06:44.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:06:50.000 I got two weapons.

00:07:00.000 I want a gun.

00:07:06.000 I got two weapons.

00:07:18.000 I got two weapons.

00:07:39.000 Ravens.

00:07:40.000 Hello, folks.

00:07:41.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.

00:07:44.000 Every Thursday night we do it live.

00:07:46.000 Fuck it.

00:07:48.000 We're doing it live.

00:07:50.000 And we've got Syl.

00:07:52.000 Abbreviated Sylvia over there on the couch.

00:07:54.000 How are you doing, Syl?

00:07:56.000 Good, good.

00:07:58.000 What was that, Maddie?

00:08:00.000 I don't see you on your desk.

00:08:01.000 In a black case?

00:08:06.000 Maddie O'Dell, of course, co-host of the show.

00:08:09.000 Here every Thursday.

00:08:10.000 This is one of two shows he does.

00:08:12.000 He also does Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen, wherein last episode we had some eggplants.

00:08:21.000 I don't mean African Americans.

00:08:22.000 Rolling teeth.

00:08:24.000 It was awesome.

00:08:26.000 That was real good.

00:08:27.000 As you know, this show is free to the public, which is strange because you'd think you'd make a free show like every other show so people could see what the shows are like.

00:08:38.000 But this show is nothing like any other show during the week.

00:08:42.000 It is a unique show.

00:08:43.000 Sylvia is never here.

00:08:44.000 Maddie's never here.

00:08:46.000 We don't have the super chat that we do where we raise money for the two proud boys, Max and John, who beat up Antifa for 17 seconds.

00:08:54.000 And we don't take calls on other shows.

00:08:56.000 So you're actually not hearing a very typical show.

00:09:00.000 But that was Private Function is the name of the band.

00:09:04.000 The song was, I Wish Australia Had Its Guns Again.

00:09:08.000 I've got a good friend on the West Coast who said, it would mean a lot to me if you would play MC Hammer's Pray as the intro to the show.

00:09:18.000 We've been friends for a long time.

00:09:19.000 I'm not asking for much.

00:09:20.000 And I'm going through some stuff in my life right now.

00:09:23.000 And Praying has helped me.

00:09:25.000 And I know it's a corny song, whatever.

00:09:28.000 But I think it would be cool if you would come out to that song comment.

00:09:32.000 Yes.

00:09:33.000 And then I said, uh-huh.

00:09:35.000 And then he goes, I don't want to push it, but if you had MC Hammer pants, I think that would be funny.

00:09:40.000 You do a funny dance, and then you do the song Pray by MC Hammer.

00:09:44.000 And I said, uh, no.

00:09:48.000 Hurtful.

00:09:50.000 No, I'm not doing that.

00:09:52.000 You got to put boundaries around yourself.

00:09:54.000 Like today at the bar, my buddy James was making a joke about my wife hitting on him.

00:09:59.000 And I ruined the mood by going, I don't like those jokes.

00:10:04.000 Kids, wife, no.

00:10:05.000 He said, I didn't say anything about your kids.

00:10:07.000 I go, I know.

00:10:07.000 I'm just telling you, those are the four people that can't be in your jokes.

00:10:11.000 Otherwise, go bananas.

00:10:15.000 Parameters, folks.

00:10:17.000 And isn't Pray a shitty song anyway?

00:10:20.000 Doesn't MC Hammer suck balls?

00:10:26.000 This was a really peak garbage time for American media.

00:10:34.000 I blame cocaine.

00:10:37.000 We were so high on Coke that everything was awesome.

00:10:42.000 Imagine liking that stuff.

00:10:47.000 Is that why you wore those pants?

00:10:50.000 I was hoping for an excuse.

00:10:51.000 It's sort of like when you see someone look like a complete fag on the street and I catch myself mouthing the words, please be gay.

00:10:59.000 Please be gay.

00:11:00.000 Not because I want to fuck him, but because if he's gay, then I can write him off as a homosexual and it's not part of our world.

00:11:07.000 But if it's a straight guy dressed like that, that hurts me.

00:11:11.000 Nazi fags.

00:11:15.000 That dance is way harder than I thought it would be.

00:11:19.000 Yeah, well, you're not on cocaine.

00:11:21.000 That's true, but I mean like...

00:11:26.000 Probably a lot.

00:11:28.000 I did come from the streets of Oakland.

00:11:31.000 Don't tell me on figure, because it's depending on how much you have, right?

00:11:34.000 Elon Musk could bet $10 million doesn't mean anything.

00:11:36.000 Nicole.

00:11:36.000 Percentage of your savings.

00:11:42.000 I would bet like 1% of my savings, maybe?

00:11:45.000 Well, 1% of 0 is 0.

00:11:49.000 I don't have any savings.

00:11:52.000 How are you doing over there, Sylvia?

00:11:54.000 Good, good.

00:11:56.000 Would you like any cocaine?

00:11:59.000 Well, you gotta be in the mood.

00:12:01.000 You're not in a cocaine mood?

00:12:05.000 I'm in an alcohol mood.

00:12:07.000 Do you want a beer?

00:12:08.000 We have beer.

00:12:09.000 No, no.

00:12:11.000 Do you want to do heroin?

00:12:13.000 No.

00:12:14.000 Heroin puts you to sleep.

00:12:17.000 It's more of an afternoon kind of deal.

00:12:20.000 Yeah.

00:12:20.000 I like doing heroin at breakfast with my eggs.

00:12:24.000 Have you ever done cocaine?

00:12:26.000 Yeah, twice.

00:12:28.000 What was the climate?

00:12:30.000 Like I said, the first time I snorted it, it sends you way up to heaven, and then it sends you way down to the pits of hell.

00:12:39.000 So to go from feeling wonderful to feeling like a low life to feel like shit is not my cup of tea.

00:12:49.000 And the second time I did it, he put it on his genital, and I put it on my private area.

00:12:57.000 Hopefully that we could have sex for one Or two hours non-stop without stopping.

00:13:03.000 But all it did was numb our private parts.

00:13:07.000 It did nothing like the book with Harold Robbins, The Carpet Baggers.

00:13:12.000 So that was a waste of good cocaine.

00:13:15.000 And what year was that?

00:13:16.000 Oh, my God.

00:13:20.000 Maybe 30 years ago.

00:13:22.000 Okay.

00:13:23.000 90s.

00:13:24.000 Late 80s.

00:13:24.000 90s?

00:13:25.000 90s, Coke genitalia?

00:13:27.000 I was probably doing the same thing around the same time in the same area.

00:13:29.000 99.

00:13:32.000 So bigger in my 40s.

00:13:35.000 And where were you snorting it?

00:13:37.000 When was that?

00:13:38.000 In the motel room.

00:13:40.000 You say that like I'm dumb for not knowing.

00:13:42.000 What motel room?

00:13:45.000 Where was it?

00:13:47.000 Where and when?

00:13:49.000 I think it was the Bronx, I think.

00:13:52.000 Okay.

00:13:53.000 I can't remember.

00:13:54.000 Ryan, I'm getting crazy skips with her.

00:13:55.000 Is that just my monitor?

00:13:56.000 I'm noticing that.

00:13:57.000 Let me unplug that device and then plug it back in.

00:14:01.000 Her camera?

00:14:02.000 Yeah.

00:14:02.000 Okay.

00:14:04.000 And while you do that, well, actually, no, wait until we do this first read.

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00:16:19.000 Right.

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00:16:26.000 Maybe.

00:16:28.000 Okay, so we'll leave you some when I drop you off tonight.

00:16:32.000 All right.

00:16:33.000 There we go.

00:16:35.000 How are you doing over there, Maddie?

00:16:36.000 I'm all right.

00:16:37.000 Okay.

00:16:38.000 Relaxed.

00:16:38.000 Feeling good.

00:16:39.000 Getting ready for the surgery next Thursday?

00:16:42.000 Now, can Ryan look this up?

00:16:44.000 I bet there's a 3D CGI of what they're doing.

00:16:47.000 They're sticking a rod.

00:16:48.000 Every time you tell me these operations, my mind is blown.

00:16:50.000 They stick like a fucking guitar amp cord up your crotch.

00:16:56.000 Yeah, like a catheter.

00:16:58.000 So does it go, it goes next to your balls?

00:17:01.000 Yeah.

00:17:02.000 Okay, that's it.

00:17:03.000 Last time, last year, I went through both thighs in my jugular vein.

00:17:08.000 So I went in three places.

00:17:09.000 But this one, I believe, is only one.

00:17:11.000 So it'll go in through my femoral vein and up into the right side of my finger.

00:17:15.000 Does it go up your femoral?

00:17:17.000 Inside your femoral vein?

00:17:18.000 It goes inside the vein.

00:17:20.000 Yeah.

00:17:21.000 Call me old-fashioned, but if you penetrate a femoral artery, does it not bleed everywhere?

00:17:29.000 I've had it where they've gone in through the arteries before, but this one they're going through the vein, which isn't like arterial blood.

00:17:36.000 It doesn't squirt out.

00:17:37.000 It's returning blood.

00:17:39.000 But what happens is that you have to go into the right side of the heart and then punch a hole from the right to the left with a big needle.

00:17:46.000 That's all in this one tube.

00:17:48.000 Yeah.

00:17:49.000 And I assume there's a camera in the tube, too.

00:17:51.000 Well, they have to like shave my whole back and legs because they put like these like silver stickers, I guess, because they do like fluoroscopy and like active x-rays.

00:18:04.000 And they do it live and they watch it on the screen.

00:18:12.000 No, they do like, it's like live x-ray.

00:18:15.000 I think it's called fluoroscopy.

00:18:16.000 So they go.

00:18:17.000 So there isn't a camera on the tube.

00:18:19.000 No.

00:18:20.000 Maddie, why is it?

00:18:22.000 I've never seen you look so good.

00:18:24.000 Your eyes were gleaming with happiness tonight.

00:18:27.000 I've never seen you look so good.

00:18:30.000 Thank you.

00:18:31.000 She's singing a song from the situation you find exciting, thrilling, and a new journey through your veins is better than Coke, huh?

00:18:40.000 Whoa.

00:18:41.000 Hey now.

00:18:42.000 There we go.

00:18:44.000 But yeah, it's.

00:18:47.000 Was Ryan showing the right video?

00:18:48.000 That was the umbrella thing.

00:18:50.000 Yeah, this is the left atrial.

00:18:52.000 That's called the left atrial appendage, that little thing that goes down like a cone.

00:18:56.000 See, what it is is...

00:18:59.000 Or you already had one of those?

00:19:00.000 No, no, this is going inside to block off that atrial appendage.

00:19:05.000 Oh, my.

00:19:06.000 And then skin grows over it.

00:19:08.000 So who invented that?

00:19:09.000 Was it invented in Africa, this technology?

00:19:12.000 Mugabe.

00:19:13.000 Mugabe, Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe invented it.

00:19:17.000 You just like it because a woman nurse is massaging your balls.

00:19:21.000 Oh, they got a standard.

00:19:22.000 How many shape it is?

00:19:24.000 Is a female nurse going to shave your balls?

00:19:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:27.000 That's how I met.

00:19:28.000 My mother.

00:19:28.000 Whoops.

00:19:30.000 Yeah.

00:19:32.000 They shave me front, back, and the whole genital area.

00:19:37.000 I've been fanatically checking the World Wide Web to see evidence of this Hurricane Ian because I didn't think it was real.

00:19:47.000 I thought it was a false flag.

00:19:49.000 And Alex Jones backed me on that.

00:19:52.000 Uh a lot of the times they use movie sets to make a hurricane look worse.

00:19:57.000 They'll speed up the photography of normal wind and make it look like crazy wind.

00:20:03.000 But I gotta say, doing my research, I think this hurricane may actually have been real, yes.

00:20:11.000 Beloved Fort Myers Pier vanishes after Hurricane Ian Tsunami Surge swept through the city, along with hundreds.

00:20:17.000 They say hundreds are dead.

00:20:21.000 And I put together, I don't know, I kind of like the porn of this kind of shit.

00:20:26.000 I couldn't figure out why God did this.

00:20:28.000 We know why he did monkeypox and AIDS, but we couldn't figure out why he did Florida.

00:20:31.000 And then we realized, oh, because of Disney.

00:20:34.000 He blew up Florida because of Disney.

00:20:36.000 So I think a class action suit is in order.

00:20:39.000 You made God mad with your faggotry.

00:20:42.000 By the way, Ryan, what are you going to do as your baby gets older and wants to do Disney?

00:20:48.000 You know Disney's done, right?

00:20:50.000 You can't be a good dad and feed them that shit.

00:20:53.000 Well, it's a tough decision, I suppose.

00:20:57.000 I mean, but what isn't dominated by the satanic?

00:21:01.000 It's pretty much everything.

00:21:04.000 I'm going to feed your daughter Satan.

00:21:05.000 I bet Nathan Fielder with his great show.

00:21:07.000 He's probably Antifa secretly or something.

00:21:10.000 Okay, so.

00:21:11.000 I guess Nathan Fielder's off as far as giving your baby entertainment.

00:21:15.000 How about Krass's music?

00:21:18.000 Wait, we're talking about like when she's two, Dora the Explorer type of age.

00:21:21.000 Yeah, it's...

00:21:24.000 I mean, Steven Universe and Dora the Explorer.

00:21:28.000 Oh, Cartoon Network is out.

00:21:29.000 Literally all the cartoons.

00:21:30.000 Door's not bad.

00:21:31.000 Dora's not that bad.

00:21:32.000 I'm sure they've done some LGBT something.

00:21:34.000 No, I used to watch that with my daughter.

00:21:37.000 Well, it was cool a long time ago.

00:21:39.000 I think it's all bad.

00:21:40.000 I think you've got to abandon Disney ship soon.

00:21:43.000 Luckily, you brought her there where she will have zero recollection of the entire trip, and it was a complete waste of time.

00:21:49.000 Thank God.

00:21:50.000 That is true.

00:21:53.000 So let's just, I mean, over the course of the show, let's just sort of breeze through these.

00:21:57.000 I've compiled quite a few.

00:21:59.000 Is that the first one I gave you?

00:22:00.000 Yeah.

00:22:01.000 That pier's gone.

00:22:03.000 You know what I was thinking, too, looking at this stuff?

00:22:05.000 Anyone who knows anything about construction knows when you have a flooded house that's like second floor or even the entire first floor, what is there of value?

00:22:16.000 There's the studs and the roof.

00:22:19.000 Electrical's gone.

00:22:21.000 Plumbing, I guess, might be okay.

00:22:25.000 The drywall's toast.

00:22:27.000 And a roof is like, what, 30 grand?

00:22:30.000 I mean, you just might as well bulldoze the entire area.

00:22:35.000 Like, none of that is salvageable.

00:22:37.000 No.

00:22:37.000 Those boats are all toast.

00:22:40.000 Everything you're looking at is irredeemably toastified.

00:22:44.000 Yeah.

00:22:44.000 Billions of insurance money.

00:22:48.000 Bye-bye.

00:22:48.000 That one doesn't have his roof.

00:22:50.000 Home to mommy.

00:22:52.000 Those are all garbage.

00:22:53.000 Like, bulldoze them.

00:22:55.000 Rebuild that entire area from scratch.

00:22:57.000 Oh, my God.

00:22:58.000 Look at those cars.

00:22:59.000 Dude, why were those cars there?

00:23:02.000 This is what I keep thinking about.

00:23:04.000 I understand why those homes were there, but the boats, as Maddie pointed out earlier, that must be some Jewish lightning where you thought, I'm sick of this boat.

00:23:12.000 I'm going to leave it here and get the insurance.

00:23:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:14.000 Because you could have got up to fucking Mobile, Alabama, Tallahassee.

00:23:19.000 You could have gone north.

00:23:20.000 You could have put it on a tractor and got the fuck out of Dodge.

00:23:24.000 I'm sorry to blame the victims, but what are you doing there?

00:23:29.000 I had a big fight with my wife during Katrina because I said, get the fuck.

00:23:33.000 I have no sympathy for them.

00:23:35.000 Why are they there?

00:23:36.000 She goes, some of them can't afford to get out.

00:23:38.000 I go, they can't afford a bus ticket?

00:23:40.000 She goes, no, not even that.

00:23:41.000 And I go, okay, walk.

00:23:43.000 Walk all day.

00:23:46.000 There's a guy with his boat trying to outrun the storm.

00:23:50.000 How long can the average person walk in one hour?

00:23:55.000 Four miles an hour.

00:23:56.000 Right, four miles an hour, right?

00:23:58.000 You walk for eight hours.

00:24:00.000 You just walked 32 miles.

00:24:02.000 We're good.

00:24:07.000 You're not near Ian anymore.

00:24:09.000 It's true.

00:24:10.000 My uncle Ian has had a lot of failed marriages, so a lot of women have learned not to be near Ian.

00:24:15.000 The whole concept that it's the result of climate yawn, which is what we are calling climate change starting today, is preposterous.

00:24:22.000 This is a one in a 500-year storm.

00:24:26.000 Look at this cool graphic from the weather channel.

00:24:29.000 These guys are not wasting our money however they get our money.

00:24:32.000 Our ad money.

00:24:33.000 I know Florence is going to bring one to three feet of inundation across many locations.

00:24:39.000 Get out of there, dude.

00:24:41.000 It can definitely stall cars out.

00:24:44.000 He's really short compared to that fire hydrant.

00:24:46.000 Why is he so tiny?

00:24:48.000 Yeah, it's going like barely to his belly button.

00:24:52.000 It can definitely stall cars out.

00:24:54.000 You can carry cars away.

00:24:56.000 And certainly flood many of the lower-level constructions.

00:24:59.000 But we know Florence is also going to bring water rises well above that, perhaps up to six feet.

00:25:04.000 Now, six feet of water.

00:25:06.000 I like the music, too.

00:25:07.000 That carries large objects in it, like cars, for example, that can act like battering rams and enhance the damage that would otherwise be.

00:25:14.000 And also, we know that can flood the lower levels of many structures.

00:25:18.000 We also know that Florence is going to carry with it likely storm surge well above that, perhaps nine, ten feet, maybe more.

00:25:25.000 Weatherman, where are you?

00:25:26.000 Piranhas.

00:25:28.000 One-story buildings and structures leading underwater certainly pose a risk to many.

00:25:33.000 There are very few places that are safe where the water rises this time.

00:25:38.000 So please, follow the advice.

00:25:40.000 Yes, Moses, the weatherman, can hold that all back.

00:25:44.000 And of course, apparently we were learning today that when you're in these floods and you're in that water, you die because of all the debris.

00:25:54.000 It's a meat grinder.

00:25:56.000 The broken two by fours and nails and everything.

00:25:58.000 That's what's you can survive Water.

00:26:00.000 It's called a water slide.

00:26:01.000 That's fine.

00:26:02.000 It's all the junk that's cutting you and jabbing you and pulling you under.

00:26:06.000 Stuff to get stuck on?

00:26:07.000 And the sharks.

00:26:08.000 The shark.

00:26:09.000 That's in my notes.

00:26:10.000 I lived in Florida in the 60s before there was a big deal about climate change.

00:26:16.000 So one night I was working in the hotel.

00:26:20.000 It was in the summer.

00:26:22.000 Anyway, the next, it was Hurricane Cleo.

00:26:27.000 The next day, I walked with my fiancé to the beach in Miami Beach around 23rd and Collins.

00:26:37.000 And to show you, and that wasn't even a super bad hurricane, the palm tree uprooted and was laying on the sand in the beach, okay?

00:26:48.000 Just to show you the power of wind.

00:26:51.000 The power of wind.

00:26:52.000 That was like Hurricane 2 in Force.

00:26:59.000 Wait, wait, this was a big one.

00:27:02.000 Was it all Hispanics back then in the 60s, like it is today?

00:27:06.000 No, not in Miami Beach.

00:27:09.000 No, there weren't.

00:27:11.000 And before I left, I lived in Miami Beach eight years.

00:27:16.000 They put in the hotels one black man as a maintenance and one black female as a maid.

00:27:28.000 That was it.

00:27:30.000 The good old days.

00:27:31.000 And then if you worked on Miami Beach, didn't matter who the hell you were, what kind of job, you needed a police card.

00:27:41.000 And they called us northerners from New York.

00:27:44.000 They called us snowbirds.

00:27:47.000 That's still going strong.

00:27:50.000 Look at these actually scary winds.

00:27:52.000 One, two.

00:27:56.000 What are they, 500 miles an hour or some shit?

00:27:58.000 Yeah.

00:27:59.000 I think four was 150 miles sustained.

00:28:02.000 Yeah.

00:28:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:28:04.000 See, sometimes it's bullshit what they have these reporters do, and they have to ham it up.

00:28:08.000 But this one's real.

00:28:10.000 I mean, you get hit with a tree.

00:28:11.000 It's real.

00:28:13.000 I'm just going to come in here for a second.

00:28:15.000 Oh, Fried, I got to send you this.

00:28:18.000 What's up?

00:28:19.000 Don Lamond has been subjected to this bullshit.

00:28:22.000 Like, when you see a reporter doing shit like that, you go, all right, you just started.

00:28:28.000 People, you got to pay your dues, right?

00:28:32.000 And I appreciate that.

00:28:34.000 But if Don Lamon is doing it, the guy who used to have his own show, they're clearly trying to, I think they're trying to bully him out.

00:28:43.000 Make him quit so he can't sue for racism.

00:28:46.000 Just demote him to the bottom.

00:28:49.000 Maybe they'll just leave.

00:28:50.000 Well, when you see a cop who's been in the force for 15 years or even five, and he's doing traffic, you go, oh, you fucked up, but you're being punished.

00:29:00.000 You pissed on someone's shoes.

00:29:02.000 Yeah, Don Lamont pissed on someone's shoes.

00:29:05.000 And he's there in these storms reporting.

00:29:08.000 And you could just, like, he's been eviscerated twice in the past week.

00:29:12.000 He said to that woman, the royal family should pay reparations.

00:29:15.000 And she said, yes, they should pay it to the British merchants that tried to stop the slave trade.

00:29:20.000 And then he also got eaten alive again.

00:29:23.000 Oh, yeah, when he said to some weatherman, this is climate yawn, right?

00:29:27.000 And the guy goes, no, no, no, no.

00:29:29.000 This has been around forever.

00:29:30.000 Don't try to make this about climate change.

00:29:32.000 On Don's show.

00:29:33.000 So he was humiliated.

00:29:35.000 And then look where he is today, folks.

00:29:38.000 That's Lemon.

00:29:40.000 Don Lamon has been relegated to waiters and hurricanes.

00:29:47.000 No more desk job for you, Donnie.

00:29:49.000 You've got to fucking get deep into the flood and talk to people about how horrible it is there.

00:29:56.000 He has an intern's job.

00:29:58.000 And even put his name on the screen.

00:30:01.000 Yeah.

00:30:01.000 Just a guy.

00:30:05.000 And I bet he's digging his heels in.

00:30:07.000 He's like, I'll fucking eat shit on air.

00:30:10.000 I'm not leaving.

00:30:13.000 This is Sharia.

00:30:15.000 He's doing Sharia.

00:30:17.000 That reminds me, by the way, of seeing him.

00:30:20.000 Remember Anderson Cooper?

00:30:23.000 Where we made, this is 1-6.

00:30:26.000 We made fun of him.

00:30:26.000 I forget this particular tragedy.

00:30:30.000 Actually, go to the Washington Blade, 1-7.

00:30:34.000 So he's shooting there.

00:30:38.000 His team is up on a hill, and he's down lower.

00:30:42.000 So he chooses to be in a ditch to film, right?

00:30:45.000 Now, Anderson Cooper debunks this myth.

00:30:49.000 The only way it could be debunked is if it was Photoshopped.

00:30:53.000 It's not Photoshopped.

00:30:54.000 So Anderson, there's nothing to debunk.

00:30:57.000 We know that there was different levels of the flood, and you chose to be in the very worst one when you could have been up there.

00:31:03.000 And his defense, by the way, is the reason I'm not higher up is that was a road and I didn't want to get in the way of the rescue people.

00:31:09.000 Well, your camera crew's in the way.

00:31:11.000 So Donald Trump Jr. goes, it's a shame that CNN's ratings are down 4.1%.

00:31:16.000 What's worse is there's a simple solution that they refuse to accept.

00:31:19.000 Stop lying.

00:31:22.000 And so Anderson Cooper loses his shit.

00:31:24.000 Now, I'd like to take a quick aside to describe what I remember.

00:31:28.000 I've been in this game a long time.

00:31:29.000 I remember Anderson Cooper coming up.

00:31:31.000 I remember he came out of nowhere, and all of a sudden he was going to some war-torn country in Africa.

00:31:37.000 And I think it was on a very early iteration of Jimmy Kimmel.

00:31:41.000 I forget the talk show he was on.

00:31:43.000 And he's in this van surrounded by bodyguards, these military dudes.

00:31:48.000 And they drive, maybe it was Mogadishu or something.

00:31:50.000 They drive around dangerous area.

00:31:52.000 He looks out.

00:31:53.000 He gets out.

00:31:53.000 He gets back in.

00:31:54.000 They drive him back to the airport.

00:31:56.000 It was crystal clear that Gloria Vanderbilt, Anderson Cooper's aristocratic mom, bought him a trip to a dangerous area to give him credibility to start his career.

00:32:08.000 And then she bought him, I assume, some spotted CNN, et cetera.

00:32:11.000 For a long time, I don't think this is true anymore, but his Wikipedia said he made his career by bringing a Sony handicam to the Bosnian War.

00:32:22.000 What?

00:32:23.000 And filming it and then selling the footage to Channel 4.

00:32:28.000 Now, Channel 4 is BBC4, basically.

00:32:32.000 A well-established news station who had people in Bosnia.

00:32:35.000 They were not taking random high-8 tapes off of American Sony handy cams and treating it like war footage.

00:32:44.000 That was just a lie.

00:32:45.000 So he's very defensive when people call him a fraud because he is a complete fraud.

00:32:51.000 He's a rich little gay boy whose mommy saw her first son jump off a balcony because he's so spoiled and she doesn't want to tap in the next son, so she bought him a career in journalism.

00:33:02.000 And now he's a well-respected man on the street.

00:33:04.000 So here's him reacting to that 2018 controversy where he was seen as a cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater.

00:33:14.000 By the way, look how long this is.

00:33:17.000 It's 10 minutes debunking the meme and crying about it.

00:33:23.000 I rarely respond to online conspiracy theorists or even this card crank.

00:33:27.000 That he rarely responds is like two minutes.

00:33:29.000 And also, some random dude on Twitter said, he's probably on his knees.

00:33:33.000 He's got experience with that.

00:33:35.000 This is a dude with like 32 followers who made a gay joke at him.

00:33:39.000 And he keeps coming back to, I wasn't on my knees.

00:33:42.000 Dude, stop reading the comments.

00:33:44.000 Yeah.

00:33:45.000 AC.

00:33:46.000 Get into a mutually beneficial beef that'll boost their ratings.

00:33:49.000 I try not to argue with other TV anchors, and I usually let conspiracy theorists go unanswered.

00:33:54.000 Meers Alex Jones claimed that I didn't go to Sandy Cook after the shootings there and claimed an interview I did with a grieving motherfucker.

00:34:07.000 It goes on and on my career.

00:34:10.000 Here's the picture.

00:34:11.000 They were taken out in boats.

00:34:12.000 And I point out that there is a road right next to us, which I described because I admitted that there was shallower ground.

00:34:19.000 Yeah, that's not what we're talking about, dude.

00:34:21.000 You're talking about the fact that you stood in a ditch for your segment.

00:34:23.000 People die in hurricanes.

00:34:25.000 The water on it, the vehicles are able to move on.

00:34:27.000 Now, you can argue, I didn't need to be said to admit he was wrong or one of the president's former advisors or frankly anyone.

00:34:32.000 It's crazy because in a 10-minute video, you'd be like, what's the part where he says the main thing where he's down lower and the guy's on the ground?

00:34:40.000 Yeah, he says it five times.

00:34:41.000 It's a 15-second thing to debunk.

00:34:44.000 Every time I drop the needle, he's saying the thing.

00:34:46.000 Yeah.

00:34:47.000 So he just keeps saying it over and over again.

00:34:49.000 Yeah.

00:34:49.000 Anderson, the problem we had with you, this is what, four years ago now, was that you chose to stand in the deepest part around and your crew chose not to.

00:35:00.000 That's dishonest.

00:35:02.000 The end.

00:35:04.000 Keeping them honest is the name of this segment, ironically.

00:35:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:09.000 So go zoom out here.

00:35:11.000 Are you on the Blade article?

00:35:13.000 Because Donnie Jr., which that's an insult, by the way, from Anderson Cooper.

00:35:18.000 He calls him Donnie Jr.

00:35:19.000 If you're going to spend 10 minutes crying about a meme, you may want to make sure you're actually right.

00:35:25.000 Good article is it shows exactly what CN does daily to sell false truth.

00:35:29.000 And that's Daily Wire, of course.

00:35:32.000 I never said it was from Florence.

00:35:34.000 And the Neese thing is bullshit.

00:35:36.000 You had an illusion created.

00:35:39.000 Anyway, speaking of illusions, they're still doing this.

00:35:42.000 Go to 1-4.

00:35:43.000 I'm not saying it wasn't a big hurricane, but it's funny how CNN has to sort of...

00:35:55.000 They're blackting here.

00:36:00.000 Those little fat, cool bicycle helmets with the thing on it.

00:36:03.000 He looks like that dude.

00:36:04.000 Who's the alien from the Flintstones?

00:36:07.000 Kazoo.

00:36:08.000 He looks like Kazoo.

00:36:12.000 Look, people just go into their car.

00:36:14.000 I left my cigarettes in here, fuck.

00:36:17.000 Parentally now, Newport.

00:36:18.000 No, these aren't Newports.

00:36:19.000 Where's my Newports?

00:36:22.000 And then there's another one here, 15.

00:36:24.000 Tamba.

00:36:25.000 The guy's battling the winds as people stroll by, also looking for cigarettes.

00:36:32.000 That's what we should do.

00:36:33.000 We should send aid down there.

00:36:34.000 It should just be cigarettes.

00:36:35.000 Proud boys are heading down there, by the way.

00:36:37.000 Media will avoid that.

00:36:38.000 Look at him.

00:36:39.000 He can barely stand.

00:36:40.000 And they're just cruising.

00:36:44.000 Wondering if they should pick up that pylon thing in a jiggy.

00:36:49.000 Should we pick up this barrier?

00:36:50.000 It'll probably just blow over again.

00:36:51.000 Yeah, forget it.

00:36:54.000 Brace yourself, buddy.

00:36:58.000 That's crazy.

00:36:59.000 It was.

00:37:01.000 No one's denying that it was a doozy.

00:37:03.000 Look at 1-3 with the Roaring Waters.

00:37:07.000 Hello, I am Roaring Waters.

00:37:09.000 Oh, Maggie Longclaus is pregnant.

00:37:12.000 Oh.

00:37:12.000 It is fucking nuts.

00:37:14.000 That's intense, dude.

00:37:16.000 Yeah.

00:37:17.000 This is going to be a Hiroshima Nagasaki thing where you just got to start from scratch.

00:37:22.000 Yeah, really, though.

00:37:24.000 Holy shit.

00:37:25.000 Imagine you just moved from New York down here to escape all the bullshit clown world.

00:37:30.000 Yeah.

00:37:30.000 And all your shit washes away.

00:37:33.000 There was a tornado in 1987 in New Rochelle, okay?

00:37:40.000 Uh-huh.

00:37:40.000 I remember it was about 12-1 in the morning.

00:37:44.000 I was watching TV and all of a sudden the iced tea glass, the ashtray, whatever else was on the coffee table in the living room went sliding off, okay?

00:38:01.000 And the living room, everything shook.

00:38:04.000 It was like one to three minutes.

00:38:06.000 It was scary as hell.

00:38:09.000 So it was an earthquake?

00:38:11.000 No, it was a tornado.

00:38:13.000 It was not an earthquake.

00:38:17.000 Okay.

00:38:19.000 But the Floridians, unlike the CNN anchors, were still partying through it all.

00:38:24.000 Look at this absolute lunatic kite surfing, having a gale time.

00:38:31.000 Dude, how scary does that look?

00:38:32.000 Look how high you got lifted.

00:38:35.000 You better hope you're coming down.

00:38:37.000 In the water.

00:38:38.000 In the water, yeah.

00:38:40.000 Oh, good.

00:38:40.000 I came down.

00:38:41.000 Or they had this dude wakeboarding just through his neighborhood, passing sharks.

00:38:50.000 Florida man, Florida man, Florida man.

00:38:53.000 We should get Greg Opie Hughes to narrate this.

00:38:55.000 Florida man, Florida man.

00:38:57.000 Oh, he's behind the truck.

00:38:58.000 Yeah.

00:39:01.000 Got a good little velocity there.

00:39:07.000 Give me a glance.

00:39:08.000 Give me a last-minute glance.

00:39:10.000 There we go.

00:39:14.000 Fun.

00:39:16.000 And then just dude swimming.

00:39:21.000 Can you imagine the currents?

00:39:24.000 Yeah.

00:39:24.000 Well, look at the current here.

00:39:26.000 You have the current and you have the waves crashing in.

00:39:30.000 Three people there?

00:39:31.000 Yeah.

00:39:31.000 Holy shit.

00:39:32.000 Hey, you guys want to go swimming?

00:39:35.000 That's got to be, dude, you're going to get smashed into those pillars.

00:39:39.000 What is wrong with people?

00:39:41.000 Look at that.

00:39:43.000 Dude, are you okay?

00:39:44.000 Wait a minute.

00:39:46.000 Yeah, look, he's getting smashed into the pillars.

00:39:48.000 Get out of there.

00:39:49.000 Yeah, that's not smart.

00:39:51.000 I mean, maybe if you had a helmet on and football pads, maybe we could talk.

00:39:56.000 Something came in with that.

00:39:57.000 Get out of there, boys.

00:39:58.000 Where are the other two guys?

00:40:04.000 And then, of course, there's this dude just partying.

00:40:08.000 You can tell the difference, too, between the Floridians and the tourists.

00:40:14.000 I want some whiskey.

00:40:15.000 That's great.

00:40:16.000 Woo!

00:40:21.000 But it's kind of hot, too.

00:40:25.000 And then here's a local Floridian reporter 2-4.

00:40:29.000 This is how you report on it if you're actually from there.

00:40:33.000 Turn it up.

00:40:33.000 Holy shit.

00:40:37.000 We're up to the firewall here on the island right now.

00:40:40.000 Pardon me?

00:40:40.000 Hurricane Ian.

00:40:41.000 Category 4, Hurricane Ian right now.

00:40:44.000 Flying degrees inside the field out here.

00:40:47.000 Sorry?

00:40:47.000 Seeking shelter.

00:40:50.000 Watch out for like little rocks too.

00:40:57.000 Whipping through the air.

00:40:58.000 Hitting you like bullets.

00:40:59.000 Drop the storm, man!

00:41:00.000 *thunder*

00:41:04.000 What am I waiting for?

00:41:11.000 Hey, he tricked us with that wait for it.

00:41:12.000 Nope.

00:41:15.000 *Loud sound*

00:41:18.000 I think he's filming them.

00:41:20.000 Probably a GoPro, right, Ryan?

00:41:22.000 Sounds a little GoPro?

00:41:26.000 I think GoPro's in a little different.

00:41:28.000 Major, I want air hurricane!

00:41:33.000 You sound amazing right now, Major!

00:41:37.000 Yeah.

00:41:39.000 Look at the Sandhill Cranes trying to hold it together.

00:41:45.000 I have thousands of these.

00:41:46.000 I thought that was a football team.

00:41:48.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the Sandhill Cranes coming in 5-0 this season.

00:41:52.000 They're doing really good out there.

00:41:54.000 Look at these boats moving through the water.

00:41:56.000 Let's power through these.

00:41:58.000 people are getting bored.

00:42:04.000 I got an idea.

00:42:05.000 Let's do the next read.

00:42:08.000 Oh, my stars.

00:42:12.000 Come on.

00:42:12.000 You didn't get rid of those boats on purpose.

00:42:15.000 You're just trying to turf those things.

00:42:19.000 And how about the people still there filming this?

00:42:21.000 Yeah, that's smart.

00:42:24.000 Look at the water taking over a house.

00:42:29.000 Yeah, this is nice.

00:42:31.000 Your house is done.

00:42:33.000 You might be able to sell some of the copper?

00:42:37.000 Somebody said, I posted this and somebody said, why did they stay?

00:42:40.000 And I responded with this meme.

00:42:43.000 Oh, the Titanic.

00:42:44.000 Do you really want to leave your house?

00:42:45.000 I don't know.

00:42:46.000 Look at this dude swimming in his house.

00:42:50.000 swimming in there Oh, my God.

00:43:01.000 Oh, my God.

00:43:04.000 Maybe there's a market for, like, that lamp and stuff.

00:43:08.000 If you're willing to fix it.

00:43:10.000 Oh, my God.

00:43:10.000 Look at the velocity.

00:43:11.000 Look at this picnic table vanish.

00:43:13.000 2-9.

00:43:15.000 Powering through them.

00:43:16.000 We have to show this.

00:43:19.000 Boom.

00:43:20.000 Look at the velocity here on this one.

00:43:22.000 3-0.

00:43:25.000 Keep rocking.

00:43:26.000 We're rocking it.

00:43:27.000 I spent a lot of time on this.

00:43:29.000 If you get hit with something like that, you're fucking done.

00:43:32.000 Toast.

00:43:36.000 Okay, so that's only 150 miles an hour.

00:43:40.000 It looks so much more.

00:43:42.000 I guess I don't know winds.

00:43:46.000 Who knows what the gusts are up to, but that's a stained 150 miles an hour.

00:43:52.000 Here's some homes underwater.

00:43:53.000 3-1.

00:43:55.000 This one is really popular.

00:43:56.000 You've seen this one a million times.

00:43:59.000 Here's some more homes underwater.

00:44:01.000 3-2.

00:44:06.000 Did you show that?

00:44:07.000 3-2 yet?

00:44:08.000 It is 3-2.

00:44:08.000 Oh, okay, same thing.

00:44:10.000 Now, here's one of the few times I've seen a piece of a house rip off.

00:44:13.000 This one's not available.

00:44:14.000 3-3 is not available?

00:44:16.000 No.

00:44:16.000 Oh, well, it's like an awning on the back of a house that's still, you know, steel and wood and aluminum and insulation and stuff.

00:44:24.000 It's not just a paper, I mean, a cloth awning.

00:44:26.000 It's a big thing with posts.

00:44:28.000 It gets ripped right the fuck off.

00:44:31.000 Here's some fallen power lines blowing up.

00:44:39.000 I saw a fallen power line by my old house once and couldn't even look at it.

00:44:43.000 It was unique.

00:44:46.000 It was white.

00:44:47.000 Yeah.

00:44:48.000 I've seen that too.

00:44:49.000 It's really stunning to see something that bright in reality.

00:44:53.000 What are you, from outer space?

00:44:54.000 In reality.

00:44:56.000 Are you Johnny Depp playing an alien?

00:44:58.000 It's really hard to see stuff like that in reality.

00:45:02.000 Especially.

00:45:04.000 Yeah, there's no hop there, though.

00:45:08.000 Did you not guess that was going to go down?

00:45:10.000 Are you guys okay?

00:45:13.000 Are these you pulling up your own, Ryan?

00:45:15.000 Yeah, well, this one loads.

00:45:18.000 I'm just going to go back and forth to that in between.

00:45:21.000 Okay.

00:45:22.000 Got a lot of tabs.

00:45:24.000 Clear these out.

00:45:26.000 Your car is garbage.

00:45:28.000 Total.

00:45:32.000 Couldn't you have got the?

00:45:33.000 I mean, call me naive, but we couldn't have got these planes out of here.

00:45:36.000 What's a fucking plane worth?

00:45:40.000 That's got to be $50 to $100 million each, right?

00:45:43.000 Yeah, they're commercial airliners.

00:45:46.000 Yeah, they're built.

00:45:47.000 You hear about a rich guy who has a $100 million plane, but that's not meant to handle, you know, thousands of people a day.

00:45:56.000 So why couldn't those have got out of there?

00:45:58.000 Well, we had to fly people to Florida.

00:46:00.000 Yeah, I understand at a certain time.

00:46:02.000 And then, sorry, no more flights.

00:46:04.000 I got to get these planes to Tallahassee.

00:46:06.000 Fly them out.

00:46:07.000 Fly them the fuck out.

00:46:09.000 save yourself I don't know that looked like 12 planes yeah that was Unless it's the same as the boat situation.

00:46:20.000 Planes are a little old and long in the tooth.

00:46:23.000 I mean, that makes a lot more logical sense than anything else.

00:46:27.000 That's the old fleet.

00:46:32.000 Planes with ashtray holders.

00:46:34.000 That's the truth.

00:46:35.000 That one's boring.

00:46:37.000 And here's the shark on the highway you showed.

00:46:39.000 By the way, Cuba got toasted too.

00:46:45.000 Okay, two last things.

00:46:46.000 I don't care about Cuba.

00:46:47.000 Fuck you.

00:46:48.000 You're never going to fix that.

00:46:49.000 That's actually Cuba before the hurricane.

00:46:53.000 And then just these two.

00:46:55.000 18 and 19 are cool pictures of clouds I wanted to show.

00:46:58.000 18, 19, 18.

00:47:04.000 Oh, whoa.

00:47:04.000 Oh.

00:47:05.000 Wow.

00:47:06.000 What a trip, huh?

00:47:07.000 Yeah, it's buggy.

00:47:08.000 Look at the way the light.

00:47:09.000 Look at what the light hap, what happens to the light on the beach, too.

00:47:13.000 Like, it becomes black and white.

00:47:16.000 The world becomes an old silent film with that lighting.

00:47:23.000 A splash.

00:47:24.000 That's more clouds than that.

00:47:25.000 And look at that.

00:47:26.000 Were those called rain bands?

00:47:28.000 You know, shit's about to go down when you see those.

00:47:31.000 This is one that I didn't see on the list here.

00:47:34.000 Yeah, this tornado footage.

00:47:36.000 You see this?

00:47:37.000 People were just saying, that guy will do anything to get away from his wife.

00:47:40.000 She's like, come back inside.

00:47:42.000 Wait, before.

00:47:44.000 I saw this before the storm.

00:47:47.000 Oh, really?

00:47:47.000 Is this fake news here?

00:47:50.000 Yeah, I saw that a while ago.

00:47:51.000 If that tornado is about to rip apart everything in its path, I've seen this.

00:47:55.000 That's what most tornadoes do, to be fair.

00:47:58.000 But yes, that is what it is.

00:48:01.000 Yeah, I saw this on Wednesday.

00:48:03.000 Really?

00:48:04.000 Wow.

00:48:05.000 Wow, man.

00:48:06.000 That's crazy.

00:48:07.000 Yesterday was Wednesday.

00:48:08.000 I saw it on Tuesday, I think.

00:48:10.000 Look at the power on that, man.

00:48:12.000 That's nuts.

00:48:13.000 Jamie, look that up.

00:48:14.000 And also, like, how heavy this fucking debris is.

00:48:17.000 You could just hear it go into the water.

00:48:21.000 So, yeah, you could get hit with a bunch of shit out there.

00:48:27.000 I'm coming.

00:48:29.000 I'm actually praying that this takes me away.

00:48:36.000 I will.

00:48:40.000 Wow.

00:48:41.000 So that's...

00:48:49.000 What's the date on that?

00:48:52.000 Like the power lines getting zapped?

00:48:57.000 Usually it says where it's from.

00:48:59.000 That might be a re-upload.

00:49:01.000 Well, click on the comments on that.

00:49:04.000 We've got some local sleuths to tell us what's going on there.

00:49:08.000 This is from Irma.

00:49:09.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:49:10.000 Gotcha.

00:49:11.000 Nailed it, Gav.

00:49:14.000 This is one of the good things about being addicted to my phone.

00:49:16.000 I'm familiar with everything on the entire internet.

00:49:20.000 My fellow Americans, if you have an IRA, 401k, or savings account, things are getting scary out there.

00:49:27.000 The Biden administration has already printed more money in the past two years than the previous 100 years combined.

00:49:34.000 Ryan, please pull up gavinlikesgold.com.

00:49:38.000 GavinlovesGold.com.

00:49:40.000 Oh, he fucked it up again.

00:49:42.000 Maybe both work now.

00:49:45.000 Well, try Gavin Likes.

00:49:46.000 Looking it up.

00:49:48.000 What an absolute imbecile.

00:49:52.000 Oh, it does work.

00:49:54.000 Okay, they got.

00:49:55.000 Oh, wait.

00:49:55.000 No, it looks like somebody bought this to make a meme.

00:49:59.000 I think it's funny enough to show a picture of you short.

00:50:05.000 All right, that's not great for business.

00:50:08.000 Very bad.

00:50:11.000 The National Jet just hit a record $30 trillion in inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.

00:50:18.000 It's only a matter of time before the House of Cards comes crashing down.

00:50:21.000 If you have retirement savings, your money could be at serious risk.

00:50:27.000 Talk to my friends at Goldco to see how you can protect your retirement with gold and silver before it's too late.

00:50:35.000 Now, no one is suggesting you put all of your money into gold and silver, but you'd be remiss not to at least hedge your bets and have some precious metals in your portfolio.

00:50:45.000 Throw 10 grand at it.

00:50:47.000 I don't know.

00:50:47.000 Throw five grand at it.

00:50:49.000 Just have it there.

00:50:50.000 You can always change your mind and cash out.

00:50:54.000 Go to www.gavinlovesgold.com and they'll give you up to $10,000 in free silver when you open an account.

00:51:03.000 That's gavinlovesgold.com.

00:51:07.000 I love gold.

00:51:09.000 Goldco.

00:51:12.000 That's supposed to be a 60-second read, but you get the idea.

00:51:17.000 I felt pretty 60-ish.

00:51:20.000 Email about what are these other things at the bottom there?

00:51:22.000 Of course, you guys can super chat anytime you like.

00:51:25.000 Oh, good.

00:51:25.000 So we're getting close to $18,000.

00:51:27.000 So this is money we're going to give Max and John when they get out.

00:51:31.000 You know, what I was noticing today, remember that dude, John Sullivan?

00:51:34.000 Yes.

00:51:35.000 He's got some name like Jameel Jaden X. Yeah, Jaden X. He dressed up in MAGA gear on January 6th.

00:51:42.000 He encouraged people to storm the building.

00:51:45.000 He did not have a press pass.

00:51:47.000 He was the guy who, next to Ashley Babbitt, said, go, go, go through there.

00:51:50.000 Go, go.

00:51:52.000 Encouraged her.

00:51:52.000 She did jump through, got shot in the neck, and died by another African-American gentleman.

00:51:57.000 He's not charged for anything.

00:51:59.000 And John Sullivan collected $90,000 from CNN, MSNBC, various news sources for the footage he got.

00:52:07.000 Now, Nick Hawks was also there as a media dude recording it.

00:52:13.000 Murder of the Media is the name of his media company.

00:52:16.000 He's getting five years minimum.

00:52:18.000 Joe Biggs was there.

00:52:19.000 He did much less than John Sullivan.

00:52:21.000 And Joe Biggs is looking at 22 years.

00:52:25.000 I'm probably going to be testifying at his trial, trying to defend him, trying to explain to these people what Prowboys are.

00:52:31.000 They're not a domestic terrorist organization, despite what some terrorist in Canada thinks, some random Sikh lunatic.

00:52:38.000 What's his name?

00:52:38.000 Jameel Singh or something.

00:52:42.000 And I just, I was amazed to see, because I was going through all this shit, finding those clips for you of the various catastrophes, and there's Jaden X. I mentioned this on Getter.

00:52:53.000 Free as a bee, hanging out, commenting on the weather.

00:52:57.000 Did you offer anybody a knife?

00:52:58.000 Is this their phone?

00:53:00.000 Sylvia?

00:53:01.000 It makes a noise.

00:53:02.000 You've got to turn it off when you're on television.

00:53:06.000 Jeez.

00:53:07.000 So anyway, we're living in an upside-down world where patriots are prosecuted for loving the country and the country itself, the government, encourages domestic terror like kidnapping Governor Whitmer.

00:53:19.000 They commit acts of eco-terrorism, like blowing up the Nord Stream pipe.

00:53:23.000 We'll talk about that tomorrow.

00:53:26.000 But I like to read these if they're over a certain value.

00:53:32.000 For example, $50 definitely gets you a read.

00:53:34.000 Hey, Gav, had a blast meeting you and Aunt at Sullivan's Do.

00:53:37.000 Wait a minute.

00:53:37.000 That's from last week, Ryan.

00:53:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:53:40.000 It's just these two, I think, that are new.

00:53:42.000 Or these three.

00:53:43.000 The Grayson one and Up.

00:53:45.000 What are your thoughts on the name Grayson for a boy?

00:53:47.000 My fourth child is due in December.

00:53:48.000 My wife's determined to name him this.

00:53:50.000 I'm hesitant to do the obvious gay son.

00:53:53.000 And that's not that close to Grayson.

00:53:56.000 Plus, you don't say Gray Son.

00:53:59.000 No.

00:53:59.000 You say Grayson.

00:54:00.000 Right.

00:54:01.000 I'm okay with it.

00:54:02.000 A little pretentious, maybe.

00:54:04.000 Stand-up name.

00:54:05.000 Can you please do some Doctor Now?

00:54:07.000 Thank you.

00:54:08.000 I don't know what that is.

00:54:09.000 Oh, the guy who said.

00:54:10.000 Oh, Dr. Doctor.

00:54:12.000 That's not his name.

00:54:14.000 Doctor, no.

00:54:15.000 You send me, what do you like?

00:54:18.000 $25, and you want me to read you.

00:54:21.000 You're lying to me.

00:54:22.000 He also has that sort of pedantic cadence where he's unhappy that he has to talk.

00:54:27.000 So we are going to go to the store on Friday.

00:54:31.000 We're going to be talking to her.

00:54:33.000 And if she's not losing the weight, then we're going to have a problem.

00:54:38.000 Dude, don't talk to me if it's that much of a chore.

00:54:40.000 I don't need to hear from you.

00:54:42.000 Cool.

00:54:43.000 Yo, I'm the guy who sending this shit.

00:54:45.000 I don't care about riff.

00:54:47.000 Thanks for using it.

00:54:48.000 Thanks for calling.

00:54:49.000 Also, the dude who said WKOK was influential and I sounded like a retard.

00:54:54.000 I'm sorry.

00:54:54.000 Okay?

00:54:55.000 I forgive you.

00:54:56.000 Forgiven.

00:54:56.000 Okay, so at this point, we're about to go behind the paywall, but we open up the phone lines.

00:55:02.000 So the super chat's going, and all the money go to Max Hare and John Kinsman, who fought Antifa for 17 seconds and are doing four years in prison.

00:55:13.000 John has never seen his three-year-old ever.

00:55:18.000 She was conceived during this bullshit.

00:55:22.000 But yeah, during the trial, she was conceived.

00:55:26.000 She was born when he was inside.

00:55:28.000 He's never seen her.

00:55:30.000 She knows him from the phone.

00:55:31.000 She only knows her father.

00:55:33.000 She's three years old.

00:55:34.000 She only knows her father as a voice.

00:55:36.000 Why?

00:55:37.000 Because John Kinsman kicked an Antifa dude who picked a fight with him.

00:55:43.000 And the FBI and the authorities say John's the worst of them.

00:55:49.000 He's the one you got to worry about.

00:55:52.000 They also try to bribe him with McDonald's.

00:55:54.000 Oh, my God.

00:55:58.000 I can't box anymore because I have my fractured whatever bone.

00:56:03.000 So I started jogging with weights.

00:56:07.000 And the pain on your thighs the next days.

00:56:12.000 Going up and down stairs is something else, boy.

00:56:17.000 Even standing.

00:56:21.000 I can't stand to stand.

00:56:23.000 How long you been jogging?

00:56:25.000 Once?

00:56:27.000 Wednesday?

00:56:31.000 It blows.

00:56:34.000 So we can take calls whenever you want to turn your money down?

00:56:47.000 You are on the air.

00:56:51.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:56:53.000 You want me to learn, share this?

00:56:55.000 Understand why.

00:56:56.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:56:58.000 You have one thing.

00:56:59.000 Thank you for calling.

00:57:00.000 It's great hearing from you.

00:57:02.000 All right, next call.

00:57:08.000 Ask Sylvia for old photos.

00:57:11.000 Sylvia, do you have any pictures of you when you were young?

00:57:15.000 No.

00:57:17.000 Just a memory.

00:57:18.000 You really shut that down.

00:57:22.000 Okay.

00:57:23.000 That's sad.

00:57:23.000 There you go.

00:57:25.000 Grandpa Gav, Pumpkin, Riced Hot, Gay, and Maddie, the little big man who puts the F in chef.

00:57:32.000 You've established the concept of sprinkles.

00:57:34.000 Whoever I argue that Bert Chrysler's style of consistency should have a separate category as well.

00:57:39.000 I think these types of people have the tinkles.

00:57:43.000 Because much like someone who has to piss, they can't sit still and constantly release a trickle of watery, faintly golden substance.

00:57:50.000 Before you shit on this style of music, just consider this guy puts out something like a song per week.

00:57:56.000 Obviously, they can't all be bangers.

00:57:58.000 This is called Not Sprinkles Butt, Ryan.

00:58:02.000 I already hate this.

00:58:07.000 Garbage.

00:58:07.000 Thank you for calling.

00:58:11.000 Ooh.

00:58:14.000 I like that.

00:58:15.000 Yeah, that's a bad sign.

00:58:21.000 Hey, Gav, I have a buddy in prison for the January 6th meandering, and he asked for this to be seen.

00:58:27.000 It's free to watch tomorrow, September 30th, on the Epoch Times website, link below.

00:58:35.000 And it's called The Real Story of January 6th.

00:58:39.000 It looks pretty good.

00:58:40.000 Let's turn it up.

00:58:42.000 I've gone back to normal now, by the way, Ryan.

00:58:44.000 Gotcha.

00:58:45.000 I was previously sorting by the name Maddie, but it was getting me too much shit.

00:58:54.000 They dragged her out.

00:58:56.000 It reminded me of deer hunting.

00:58:57.000 You drag out a deer carcass.

00:59:02.000 He was completely out of control.

00:59:04.000 He himself was committing crimes in the process.

00:59:07.000 People from all over the nation, from every state.

00:59:09.000 There has been a lot of fraud.

00:59:11.000 He could stop this.

00:59:12.000 At least one person over here is being injured and taken.

00:59:15.000 Capitol Hill.

00:59:16.000 Overtaken by Americans.

00:59:21.000 The story of January 6th changes drastically, depending on who is telling it.

00:59:27.000 The House Selected Committee on January 6th has deemed the incident an attack on the American system, comparable to the bombing of Pearl Harbor or even the terrorist attacks on 9-11.

00:59:39.000 It's being investigated as a potential insurrection that could allegedly incriminate former President Donald Trump.

00:59:47.000 And it's being used domestically to frame a new narrative on domestic extremism.

00:59:53.000 Yet is this narrative really the case?

00:59:56.000 Imagine if the American people actually saw just what happened to Roseanne Boylan and these officers who portrayed themselves as heroes that day.

01:00:06.000 He fires at her and strikes her in the left shoulder.

01:00:09.000 It's a failure not only of training, but it's also a failure of bystandership and supervision.

01:00:23.000 January 6th demands a full and impartial investigation, one free from foregone conclusions, hidden agendas.

01:00:30.000 It's weird to chant the name of the place that you're trying to overtake and destroy, isn't it?

01:00:34.000 Yeah, wait, is this the whole movie or a trailer?

01:00:36.000 No, this is the whole movie.

01:00:37.000 This is an hour, 42 minutes.

01:00:39.000 The nation needs a lot of people.

01:00:40.000 Good epoch time to go out and get beers and come back.

01:00:43.000 One that includes a subjects too often ignored in media coverage and in political speech.

01:00:48.000 With interviews, on-the-ground reporting, and exclusive footage will now tell the real story of January 6th.

01:00:59.000 Damn, they have like a trailer built into the movie.

01:01:01.000 That's pretty cool.

01:01:01.000 I'm watching that.

01:01:03.000 Yes.

01:01:05.000 Here's someone's sending us a Keen Bext.

01:01:09.000 That's the guy who used to be Rebel.

01:01:11.000 I wonder what happened there.

01:01:12.000 Great journalist.

01:01:13.000 Great Canadian journalist.

01:01:16.000 And his says, don't want the vax?

01:01:18.000 Mosquitoes will give it to you.

01:01:20.000 A box full of genetically modified mosquitoes successfully vaccinated a human in a trial funded by the National Institute of Health.

01:01:29.000 How can this go wrong?

01:01:31.000 This is the beginning of a horror movie.

01:01:35.000 It starts out with all the best intentions.

01:01:38.000 Vaccinated mosquito juice.

01:01:43.000 All right, have we got any calls?

01:01:45.000 We do.

01:01:46.000 Just need to keep turning the super chats and put them up with you.

01:01:49.000 Your mic is on.

01:01:50.000 Here we go.

01:01:51.000 We're rocking and we're thus rolling.

01:01:53.000 All right, 928.

01:01:55.000 Hello.

01:01:57.000 How you doing?

01:01:58.000 Good.

01:02:00.000 I wanted to talk to you guys about how my family is transitioning my 11-year-old nephew to a girl.

01:02:08.000 Oh, my God.

01:02:10.000 Horrific it is.

01:02:11.000 But, you know, last Christmas, like, so almost a year ago is when this began.

01:02:17.000 And it's Phoenix Children's Hospital is the one that's doing it.

01:02:20.000 They're giving them puberty blockers.

01:02:23.000 He's already started taking puberty blockers.

01:02:26.000 Sorry?

01:02:27.000 He's already started taking puberty blockers.

01:02:30.000 Yes.

01:02:31.000 Oh, my God.

01:02:34.000 What do you do?

01:02:35.000 But, you know, my grandpa and my aunt are like kind of the ones in charge of this happening.

01:02:43.000 And we've always disagreed highly politically.

01:02:46.000 And he will invite someone into his house to purposely get them riled up and then kick them out.

01:02:52.000 Like, because he wants to get in a political debate, but then he'll get way heated and tell you to get out of his house.

01:02:58.000 And so he invited me to Christmas.

01:03:01.000 And I knew it was with that intention.

01:03:04.000 But I knew if I said anything, then he would just blow up and be like, get the hell out of here immediately.

01:03:10.000 But my girlfriend is black.

01:03:12.000 And I knew that they have this like sick authentic obsession with like black women.

01:03:18.000 So I'm like, if she comes and says something, they'll actually listen to what she has to say.

01:03:23.000 And so we went.

01:03:25.000 And when we asked my aunt, we're like, have you guys thought about it at all?

01:03:29.000 Like, what if he changes his mind when he's an adult?

01:03:32.000 And she said that Phoenix Children's Hospital doesn't specifically told them they don't like going over statistics like that because every single person is different.

01:03:45.000 And so you can't tell one person's story and compare it to another person's.

01:03:50.000 I'm like, that's literally what medicine and science is, right?

01:03:53.000 Like we like gather data and say, this is how you perform a surgery where it's successful.

01:04:00.000 It's just disgusting.

01:04:01.000 And I can't believe that that kind of stuff is happening even here in Arizona.

01:04:05.000 But wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:04:07.000 Your girlfriend didn't say, what about the part where the vast majority of these people regret it?

01:04:12.000 Or what about the part where there's mass suicides?

01:04:15.000 Maddie, you got to point the mic.

01:04:17.000 Right.

01:04:18.000 But she said, what if he changes his mind?

01:04:23.000 She wasn't talking about anyone else or any patterns at all.

01:04:28.000 Right.

01:04:29.000 So the data is just, the pattern data, which is relevant, obviously, but you could pretend it's not relevant.

01:04:36.000 I just asked about this one case.

01:04:41.000 Right.

01:04:41.000 And Phoenix Children's Hospital is apparently like they're coming to them and saying each person is different, but like if you needed like some kind of stomach surgery, they wouldn't be like, you know, the last 10 people I've done this surgery on, I've cut open their stomach, but every person's different.

01:04:56.000 So we're going to chop off some fingers and see if that works for you.

01:04:59.000 That's not how medicine is.

01:05:00.000 No, I understand what you're saying.

01:05:02.000 You're right.

01:05:02.000 But that's not what she said.

01:05:04.000 She could say, like, if everyone loved this operation and puberty blockers, what if he doesn't?

01:05:11.000 What if, like, fuck the pattern?

01:05:13.000 Pretend he's the first person to ever do it.

01:05:16.000 What if he doesn't like it?

01:05:17.000 What if he changes his mind?

01:05:18.000 Because as we keep screaming these past couple weeks, your dick stays as a kid's dick.

01:05:26.000 Right, and of course what they said is it's just a pause that he can always.

01:05:29.000 No, that's not refuted, though.

01:05:32.000 See, you have to somehow calmly and casually convey this to your grandfather and Ann.

01:05:37.000 I can't believe an old man is this stupid, but that they're wrong.

01:05:41.000 It's not a pause.

01:05:42.000 A pause has been disproved.

01:05:44.000 That's a myth.

01:05:48.000 No, you're absolutely right.

01:05:49.000 And, you know, we were also asking, you know, does he know that he might never be able to have children now?

01:05:56.000 And what his dad, my uncle, like through marriage or my aunt, was saying was like, you know, I don't even think he wants kids.

01:06:03.000 I'm like, he's 11.

01:06:04.000 How could he know?

01:06:06.000 It's just so messed up.

01:06:09.000 And it's unbelievable that this is happening in Phoenix, Arizona, like of all places that we need legislation that really bans this shit from happening.

01:06:20.000 Well, that's happening.

01:06:21.000 Where was it?

01:06:22.000 Is it Tennessee that Matt Walsh helped shut down that hospital that was doing it?

01:06:27.000 So who's on your side in this family?

01:06:33.000 You know, me and my father, we don't talk very much, but this is one of the few things we've talked about.

01:06:38.000 He lives on the other side of the country, and he wasn't, like, we don't really have a relationship, but he's called me and talked about this.

01:06:46.000 And basically, just me and my father have, like, tried to reach out to my aunt, my grandfather, and like begged them to look at, like, some of the detransitioners and stuff, but they just think it's like Republican propaganda.

01:07:06.000 We've come so far at this country that we can't even agree that it's not okay to poison a child anymore.

01:07:15.000 It's not even about it.

01:07:17.000 It must be frustrating for you because you feel this sort of obligation to rescue your nephew.

01:07:22.000 But what do you do?

01:07:24.000 Kidnap him, throw him in a car?

01:07:26.000 Now you've got human trafficking.

01:07:31.000 I mean, what are the parents doing?

01:07:32.000 Who cares about an aunt and the grandfather?

01:07:34.000 But no, it's his aunt.

01:07:36.000 It's the boy's mother, right?

01:07:39.000 Right.

01:07:39.000 If it's his nephew, it's got to be.

01:07:41.000 Right, so you mean your cousin, dude?

01:07:43.000 Your nephew's your sibling's kid.

01:07:45.000 Yeah.

01:07:47.000 Right, my apologies.

01:07:48.000 You're right.

01:07:48.000 My cousin.

01:07:49.000 I'm sorry.

01:07:50.000 Yeah, I'm like.

01:07:51.000 You don't know how families were.

01:07:55.000 I don't know what you could possibly.

01:07:57.000 So it is my cousin.

01:07:58.000 That's correct.

01:08:00.000 All right.

01:08:01.000 My family's from Alabama.

01:08:02.000 I get confused sometimes.

01:08:03.000 I apologize.

01:08:05.000 Yeah, but you could be lying, though.

01:08:07.000 That might be why you screwed up nephew and cousin.

01:08:10.000 That's a big mess up.

01:08:15.000 I'm not making it up.

01:08:16.000 I wish I was because the whole situation is extremely fucked up.

01:08:19.000 I've confused my cousin from nephew because he's younger.

01:08:22.000 I mean, like Phoenix Children's Hospital is giving 11-year-old fucking puberty blockers.

01:08:27.000 Yeah, I would think a possible angle here would be to raise awareness about the hospital and see if that can get blown up.

01:08:35.000 Not literally blown up, FBI, but that get exposed and maybe shut down.

01:08:41.000 Because going the route of the family, I don't see how that couldn't seem to be working, dude.

01:08:47.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:08:48.000 I think it's like a motorcycle club here in Arizona.

01:08:51.000 Yeah, sorry.

01:08:52.000 No, you don't get it too faded.

01:08:53.000 You do get the fade, though.

01:08:54.000 Who blew up the pipeline?

01:08:56.000 Joe Biden.

01:08:58.000 Ryan, please be Andrew Tate for the rest of this show.

01:09:00.000 Again, guys, this money is going to be given to John and Max, so they get out of jail, and then, boom, they've got a nest egg to work with, as opposed to getting out of jail and being flat broke.

01:09:12.000 So now they're up to nine grand each, which is pretty cool.

01:09:15.000 I still don't think I have a proper bottle of water.

01:09:21.000 Have you got a face?

01:09:23.000 Let me see.

01:09:24.000 I do.

01:09:27.000 That's the thing.

01:09:28.000 Everybody's got a face.

01:09:29.000 But if you're a beta male and you're sitting at home fucking playing video games and shit, now I'm from Philadelphia.

01:09:34.000 You won't fucking sit at home?

01:09:35.000 You don't fucking hit me.

01:09:36.000 He's only 2% British.

01:09:39.000 There's only like a word a minute that has British pronunciation.

01:09:43.000 The rest is Chicago.

01:09:44.000 If you're sitting at home all day doing a whole bunch, I'm just fucking.

01:09:47.000 Well, that's not bad.

01:09:48.000 That's not terrible.

01:09:49.000 It was Philly.

01:09:51.000 What do you think about the red heifer?

01:09:53.000 My dad is freaking out about it.

01:09:54.000 He thinks the end is nigh.

01:09:56.000 What's the red heifer?

01:09:57.000 Am I stupid?

01:09:57.000 Apparently, the red heifers are a sign of the end times.

01:10:00.000 Five red heifers arrived in Jerusalem in 2022, which some consider the sign that the end is upon us.

01:10:06.000 Don't we have enough real-life tangible clown world shit before we worry about some fucking ginger cows?

01:10:11.000 But this is like buy the book bad stuff.

01:10:14.000 Yeah, I don't need buy the book.

01:10:15.000 I got plenty of in the face.

01:10:17.000 It's just to meet a red heifer.

01:10:19.000 Yeah, like the president just committed an act of eco-terrorism.

01:10:24.000 Okay, so I don't care is the answer to that.

01:10:27.000 Next.

01:10:30.000 Hey, Gavin, it's nice to meet you.

01:10:31.000 Saturday night in Dallas, I was one of the Centex PBs there.

01:10:36.000 Nice to meet you, sir.

01:10:37.000 Good to have you.

01:10:38.000 I'm going to shoot for Joker this Halloween, probably aiming for Joaquin's version.

01:10:42.000 Joker face for inspiration.

01:10:45.000 I can't keep doing the fucking Joker face every time someone calls me.

01:10:49.000 How much did they pay?

01:10:50.000 Five bucks?

01:10:51.000 I can't even remember how much you paid.

01:10:52.000 It's off the screen now.

01:10:53.000 Because I'm not your Joker slave.

01:10:56.000 I'm not going to be sitting here constantly doing...

01:10:58.000 *musique* Oh.

01:11:18.000 What do you think of that, Sylvia?

01:11:23.000 It's hard to say.

01:11:25.000 Hard to say.

01:11:25.000 That's a spooky face that they do in India to freak people out.

01:11:31.000 Not scary right now.

01:11:32.000 I think you're starting to get tired.

01:11:34.000 I know you.

01:11:35.000 9 p.m.

01:11:36.000 We start to lose you a little bit.

01:11:38.000 It's fading out.

01:11:39.000 Fading out.

01:11:40.000 Look at this.

01:11:41.000 Mother being charged for child abuse after tattooed their children.

01:11:44.000 This was in 2019.

01:11:46.000 What happened to this world?

01:11:47.000 Dude, I wish.

01:11:47.000 Right?

01:11:48.000 That's like fantastic.

01:11:50.000 That's good news at this point.

01:11:52.000 Yeah.

01:11:52.000 I'll take it.

01:11:53.000 I'll take tattoo.

01:11:55.000 But that first picture was fake.

01:11:56.000 Is this picture also fake?

01:11:58.000 I bet you the actual tattoo is like a little X on their knuckle or some shit.

01:12:04.000 Arrested in New York after the police received the tip she had mistreated her sons, 12 and 13, had their hands tattooed.

01:12:09.000 One had ride or die.

01:12:11.000 The other one had to die.

01:12:11.000 Also, I'll bet you a million dollars the guy was black.

01:12:14.000 This is a new thing I'm noticing, too.

01:12:16.000 Blacks do something bad, like test scores are down in America.

01:12:20.000 And it's because black kids, when they had homeschooling, never went.

01:12:24.000 And talk to any teacher in the Bronx, they'll say, I would do the Zoom classes, and there'd be one kid there asleep, another kid playing video games, and the other 28 kids wouldn't even show.

01:12:35.000 So test scores have plummeted since the pandemic.

01:12:38.000 And you know, it's mostly black kids that just, they didn't have discipline from their parents because they only have one, and she's 16.

01:12:47.000 So they, yeah, their scores are down.

01:12:49.000 The picture in the New York Post is a white kid going like this.

01:12:54.000 Yeah.

01:12:55.000 Similarly, that article is so typical.

01:12:58.000 She tattooed Ride or Die.

01:13:00.000 Her name is Chantaly.

01:13:02.000 Her name's Chantaly.

01:13:03.000 She tattooed Ride or Die and they use white kids as the picture because they don't dare call a spade a spade.

01:13:10.000 Oh, that's racism just before the end of the show.

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01:15:00.000 It's Australia, I'd expect to have you.

01:15:04.000 I want to kill.

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01:15:31.000 Violent protests.

01:15:36.000 So great speaker on campus here.

01:15:38.000 Fuck you.

01:15:39.000 He's a Canadian writer actor comedian.

01:15:41.000 He's the co-founder of Vype.

01:15:43.000 Oh, fuck another vagina, you gross pig.

01:15:48.000 Serious XM movie plug on Amphien Communia this week.

01:15:52.000 You got big fucking pigs.

01:15:58.000 I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.

01:16:00.000 You shouldn't do it.

01:16:01.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.

01:16:06.000 This is the part of Seth that's gonna get real mean before I leave.

01:16:13.000 Wow.

01:16:14.000 No more filthy.

01:16:16.000 You k***ed a ****.

01:16:17.000 They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.

01:16:20.000 We're back.

01:16:41.000 We are back.

01:16:42.000 You know, when I was on Glenn Beck's show in Dallas, he goes, I can't show that trailer.

01:16:48.000 We have to edit it out.

01:16:48.000 And I go, wait, we bleeped it.

01:16:51.000 There are no swear words on that.

01:16:54.000 No, there's swear words.

01:16:54.000 And then I watched it through his eyes just then.

01:16:57.000 I realized, yeah, it's pretty bad.

01:16:59.000 We have a completely censored version, though.

01:17:02.000 I didn't know you might need it.

01:17:03.000 Poop.

01:17:04.000 I forgot that they made us bleep the cusses.

01:17:06.000 That was a wild time.

01:17:09.000 Here's a weird letter we got.

01:17:11.000 Rape me.

01:17:12.000 Whoa.

01:17:13.000 Not rape me, but pretty close.

01:17:16.000 I know it's tedious.

01:17:17.000 I don't think it's tedious at all.

01:17:19.000 It's embarrassing.

01:17:20.000 I don't want to.

01:17:21.000 I hate when someone puts themselves out like that.

01:17:24.000 The story I always tell is a bunch of dudes are sitting around saying, what are you out of 10?

01:17:28.000 It's one of the funnest things guys can do.

01:17:30.000 It's so funny because you get to see what guys think of themselves.

01:17:33.000 Like, what do you think you are out of 10 just looks-wise?

01:17:36.000 A three.

01:17:37.000 No.

01:17:39.000 That feels too low, isn't it?

01:17:41.000 I'm laughing.

01:17:42.000 And then what about all the contacts, Hells Angels, blah, blah, blah.

01:17:46.000 Oh, like a different scale, like a personality.

01:17:48.000 No, you get to add that.

01:17:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:50.000 It's probably like a seven.

01:17:51.000 Okay, okay.

01:17:52.000 What about you, Ryan?

01:17:53.000 What are you just bare bones looks?

01:17:55.000 And don't forget the part where you're a midget.

01:18:00.000 I'll be a 7.2.

01:18:03.000 A dwarf cannot be a 7.2.

01:18:06.000 Of course they can.

01:18:07.000 Tom Cruise is a dwarf.

01:18:09.000 You sucked him off verbally on the other show the other day.

01:18:11.000 You sucked him off verbally on the other show the other day.

01:18:15.000 Yes.

01:18:16.000 That my cadence is also part of my charm.

01:18:18.000 Oh, okay.

01:18:20.000 So then you're doing that with the guys, and then some chick walks up and goes, yeah, what am I?

01:18:24.000 What am I?

01:18:26.000 And you're like, very 10.

01:18:29.000 You're a 10.

01:18:30.000 Navigate this minefield.

01:18:32.000 Yeah.

01:18:32.000 You just add two to whatever it is, and they're always outraged.

01:18:36.000 You call a six and eight, and they're like, an eight?

01:18:39.000 Why do I lose two?

01:18:41.000 You should be asking why you lose four.

01:18:43.000 But anyway, this chick, I'm just going to be brutally honest.

01:18:46.000 So do you have the email?

01:18:48.000 Oh, she's got more than one pick?

01:18:49.000 I didn't notice the other one.

01:18:51.000 Oh, she's got a bunch.

01:18:54.000 Okay, so we obviously don't know about her personality, right?

01:19:00.000 Although we could try to judge by the art on her walls.

01:19:02.000 In the first picture, there seems to be some shit on her lips.

01:19:07.000 Like sores.

01:19:09.000 There are some lips that are so full they're prone to drying easily.

01:19:12.000 I've seen that.

01:19:13.000 It's kind of common, that there's so much surface area and it's such tender skin that it gets dry very quick.

01:19:19.000 Shut up, Brian.

01:19:20.000 I've literally seen it in person.

01:19:22.000 So I'm looking at lips.

01:19:23.000 There seems to be some blemishes there.

01:19:25.000 You maybe should have Photoshopped those out before you entered this contest.

01:19:28.000 That would be cheating.

01:19:29.000 Also, I'm so sick of fucking nose rings.

01:19:33.000 A girl having one nose ring is just, that's the basics now.

01:19:37.000 That's nothing.

01:19:39.000 That's like having one pierced ear.

01:19:41.000 It's not a thing.

01:19:44.000 So that's just my personal preference, though.

01:19:47.000 So I'm going to ignore the lip lesions because that's just an unfortunate picture or maybe time of the month.

01:19:54.000 So let's pretend the lips have nothing on them and the nose rink is inadmissible evidence, right?

01:20:01.000 So the thing I love about this game too is as you're sitting here being scientific, a number creeps up behind you and starts going 7.

01:20:14.000 7.6 seems nice.

01:20:16.000 I can't go even...

01:20:25.000 Definitely over 7.

01:20:26.000 That's inarguable.

01:20:28.000 7.4 seems a little stingy.

01:20:32.000 So I'm just going to hedge my bets and go 7.6.

01:20:38.000 I might come down to 7.5 if you pointed a gun to my head.

01:20:42.000 Now, Ryan, if you fucking throw a six out, you're fired.

01:20:46.000 Why would I do that?

01:20:48.000 I don't know.

01:20:48.000 You have weird rating systems.

01:20:51.000 No, she's very pretty.

01:20:52.000 I don't know.

01:20:53.000 Something point something.

01:20:54.000 Fucking.

01:20:57.000 7.0?

01:20:58.000 What, you weren't watching the show?

01:21:00.000 I was looking up the chat list.

01:21:02.000 43, 44.

01:21:04.000 I said 7.6.

01:21:06.000 7.6?

01:21:06.000 That's about good.

01:21:08.000 Usually your ratings are pretty good, but sometimes you'll throw a bogus one out there.

01:21:11.000 That's too high?

01:21:12.000 I'm accused.

01:21:13.000 I don't get laid much these days.

01:21:16.000 So my ratings are very high.

01:21:18.000 Yeah, there'll be one that's Sometimes I'll fall in love at a restaurant with a woman or at a bar and with friends, and I'll be like, she's the one.

01:21:30.000 I hope my wife dies in a car crash.

01:21:32.000 And then I'll see her do an ugly laugh.

01:21:34.000 And then I'll notice her shoes suck.

01:21:36.000 And then I'll be disgusted with her.

01:21:38.000 And by the end, I'll walk out of the bar and go like this to her.

01:21:40.000 Like, ugh, don't even look at me.

01:21:42.000 We're done.

01:21:43.000 What was I thinking?

01:21:43.000 I've had an entire relationship with you.

01:21:45.000 And now I'm so glad you're not in my life.

01:21:47.000 We've never seen this before.

01:21:50.000 Somebody, typing that in, I saw this.

01:21:52.000 Dude, this is ancient Chinese.

01:21:55.000 I don't think we've ever went through this on the show.

01:21:57.000 I've seen it a million times.

01:21:59.000 You disagree with it, or is it good?

01:22:01.000 No, it's pretty good.

01:22:02.000 It seems pretty good.

01:22:03.000 But move over.

01:22:04.000 You're not framing it very well.

01:22:07.000 Yeah.

01:22:08.000 Sandra O is a three.

01:22:11.000 Rachel Drach, I think Sandra O is better than a three.

01:22:15.000 Yeah, that's a little silly.

01:22:17.000 I would bring her up to five.

01:22:22.000 3.5, Rumor Willis.

01:22:24.000 She's sort of changed.

01:22:26.000 She's come into her own in a little bit.

01:22:29.000 Four?

01:22:30.000 No, this is too mean.

01:22:31.000 Amy Schumer beats out Sandra O. That's strange.

01:22:35.000 Maybe because she looks too duty.

01:22:37.000 That's a bad picture of her.

01:22:40.000 Gabrielle.

01:22:41.000 What?

01:22:42.000 Yeah, I remember when I saw this, Gabrielle Ellis pissed me off that she only got a 4.5.

01:22:49.000 Do you find all this rating stuff sexist, Sylvia?

01:22:52.000 What's that?

01:22:53.000 Do you think it's sexist that men rate women out of 10?

01:22:59.000 I don't understand rape, you know?

01:23:03.000 Yeah.

01:23:03.000 Supposedly, it's supposed to be not a sex thing, but a control thing.

01:23:10.000 But if you're going to rape these women, what would you rape them out of 10?

01:23:14.000 I've been raped in my life.

01:23:17.000 Okay?

01:23:18.000 Would you rape them 10 times or whatever?

01:23:20.000 I think it's more aggression and anger than sex.

01:23:26.000 Touche.

01:23:27.000 Touche.

01:23:28.000 Anyway, what would we rape these women?

01:23:29.000 Go back.

01:23:32.000 This list seems mean, man.

01:23:34.000 Sarah Rohner gets a 5.5?

01:23:40.000 I'm like one-off.

01:23:42.000 Like, these sixes are sevens as far as I'm concerned.

01:23:46.000 Those are 7.5s.

01:23:49.000 Who are the 10s on this?

01:23:52.000 You can skip all the way to the 10s.

01:23:53.000 Emily Radajowski is like one of the world's top models.

01:23:59.000 Okay.

01:24:02.000 9.5.

01:24:04.000 No examples because this level is unattainable.

01:24:06.000 Look how they stuck in that black chick, just to be politically correct.

01:24:10.000 The one on the right.

01:24:12.000 And I would be careful with wielding a 9.5 around Frida Pinto until you see her lower back.

01:24:20.000 She's hair-shaped.

01:24:24.000 No, hairy.

01:24:25.000 Oh.

01:24:26.000 Hair-shaped are hairy.

01:24:29.000 Had an accidental baby at 35.

01:24:31.000 I'm wondering why we didn't have kids much sooner.

01:24:33.000 This is from a woman.

01:24:35.000 I want more kids before I get too old.

01:24:37.000 But my husband says, one and done.

01:24:38.000 If we happen to accidentally get pregnant, then she puts in brackets.

01:24:42.000 How did those birth control pills end up in the toilet?

01:24:45.000 Weird.

01:24:46.000 Would that be a marriage ruiner?

01:24:47.000 Please convince my husband to help me make more babies.

01:24:50.000 Like you're more than a friend.

01:24:51.000 I'd say just rape them, Jen.

01:24:54.000 Just rape him.

01:24:58.000 Rape them on a scale from one to ten.

01:25:01.000 We got lots of calls.

01:25:03.000 Okay, let's start taking calls.

01:25:05.000 Lots of calls.

01:25:06.000 Lots of calls.

01:25:07.000 She probably likes me.

01:25:09.000 We got Josh 701.

01:25:13.000 Go ahead, Josh.

01:25:15.000 Calling from the C-Lab.

01:25:19.000 Off Bluetooth, please.

01:25:21.000 Yeah, always off Bluetooth, obviously.

01:25:23.000 All right, how's that?

01:25:24.000 Much better.

01:25:25.000 100% better.

01:25:27.000 What's going on?

01:25:28.000 All right, that, all right, you know that Kaler kid in North Dakota that got killed by the psychotic liberal?

01:25:36.000 Yeah, I'm dying to know what extremist group he was in.

01:25:41.000 There isn't anything up here.

01:25:43.000 I mean, I'm from the region, but the media is freaking stupid.

01:25:51.000 Yeah, I figured over here.

01:25:54.000 I mean, we're a very, very red state, and the media took way too long here to report on it, even the locals.

01:26:05.000 It's been non-existent.

01:26:06.000 But, well, back when my sister got killed by a car crossing the street, they couldn't wait long enough to get my unlisted number.

01:26:17.000 Interesting.

01:26:17.000 To get some kind of comments.

01:26:20.000 Huh.

01:26:22.000 That's amazing.

01:26:23.000 It's crazy.

01:26:24.000 18-year-old K. So, how old was your sister when she was killed?

01:26:28.000 23.

01:26:29.000 Oh, my God.

01:26:30.000 I'm sorry to hear that, man.

01:26:31.000 That's rough.

01:26:32.000 It's been 10 years now, but I mean, still, they couldn't wait to get a comment on that.

01:26:38.000 Yeah, he's not a member of an extremist group.

01:26:40.000 The guy who called just said he was a radical right-winger, and the media ran with that, and they're hoping to hide it because they know the midterms are coming up with this radical extremist group.

01:26:53.000 And it's horseshit.

01:26:56.000 There aren't, like, what are radical extremist groups that are bona fide radical extremist groups?

01:27:00.000 There's that Adam Waffen.

01:27:02.000 I don't even know if they're still around.

01:27:04.000 There was, like, the Workers' Family World family guys who had the black sun tattoo.

01:27:11.000 I don't know if they're still around.

01:27:12.000 There's the Patriot Front.

01:27:14.000 We're up to three now.

01:27:16.000 Aryan Brotherhood, I don't know, like a little kid is not going to be a member of Aryan Brotherhood.

01:27:20.000 That's bikers and fucking convicts.

01:27:24.000 So you don't come across Aryan Brotherhood people.

01:27:28.000 So what are we talking about here?

01:27:32.000 Well, we did a few years back.

01:27:34.000 We did have a random guy that was trying to start a basically a white supremacist compound by buying up one of the tiny small towns and buying up everything.

01:27:47.000 But basically, everybody in that area of the state drove him out.

01:27:52.000 Yeah.

01:27:53.000 So that's how it goes down.

01:27:56.000 State full of white people is racist like that.

01:28:00.000 You know, we live in a country where it's illegal to say it's okay to be white.

01:28:04.000 So there's not going to be a bunch of thriving extremist white supremacist groups.

01:28:08.000 It's just not a thing.

01:28:10.000 But the media wants it to be.

01:28:11.000 And how about that FBI whistleblower who said, yeah, I'm not kicking down this old lady's door because she was a Jan 6.

01:28:20.000 Why are we spending all our time on Jan 6 and ignoring pedophilia and fentanyl and MS-13 and actual crimes?

01:28:30.000 And now the whole FBI is standing by him.

01:28:33.000 All these guys are quitting with him, and it's really cool the support he's getting.

01:28:36.000 I think his name is Friend, actually, his real last name.

01:28:39.000 You know that guy?

01:28:40.000 Flat guy, yeah.

01:28:40.000 He was on TV last week.

01:28:42.000 He was on Project Veritas, was it?

01:28:43.000 Is that where he did the thing?

01:28:44.000 I can't remember which one.

01:28:45.000 He's the guy seen on the regular news.

01:28:47.000 What a hero.

01:28:48.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:28:50.000 I'm going to shoot for Joker.

01:28:51.000 Yeah, we already did that.

01:28:51.000 Gav, I forgot to ask when we met two weeks ago at Sullivan's, what are modern Scots' opinion on their ancient clan affiliation?

01:28:57.000 A recent DNA test revealed my mother's people came from Cathyens, Scotland.

01:29:04.000 So I joined Clan Gunn that covers that territory.

01:29:07.000 What about your family, or Maddie's?

01:29:08.000 He's a Cathnas.

01:29:10.000 I guess so.

01:29:11.000 If you have an opinion, could you call your old man and ask?

01:29:14.000 That guy's comedy gold.

01:29:15.000 My dad is totally apathetic to any sort of clan shit.

01:29:19.000 He's the opposite of a fierce Scottish nationalist.

01:29:22.000 He thinks it's all gay and stupid.

01:29:24.000 I bet he doesn't even know what his tartan is.

01:29:27.000 A lot of people say that it was the English that got the Scots obsessed with their various tartans because the aristocracy would come up to Scotland and they want to hunt and they'd be like, which is your tartan?

01:29:38.000 Which tartan should I be wearing?

01:29:40.000 What is the hunting tartan for this particular clan?

01:29:43.000 And the Scots, I think they chose their particular tartans based on what berries were available for what dyes.

01:29:49.000 So they had a loose affiliation like this area was a lot of blueberries, so tartans tended to be blue.

01:29:54.000 But I think it was the hungry English who wanted to sort of appropriate their culture that ended up making them solidify all of these tartans to mean, this is my tartan, my hunting tartan.

01:30:07.000 I think it was pretty loose before the English got a boner for it.

01:30:10.000 But I don't think I've met a bona fide Scot who gives a shit about any of that stuff.

01:30:16.000 Is that what Bon Scott stands for?

01:30:19.000 When they moved away and they have our accents and they go back to Scotland for a wedding, they're all into the dagger and the sock and everything.

01:30:27.000 In the dark.

01:30:27.000 But actual Scots, I've never met one that gave a shit.

01:30:31.000 Maybe that's just my experience.

01:30:32.000 But what about you, Maddie?

01:30:33.000 No, I mean, I've been in plenty of weddings in my family where kilts are born.

01:30:39.000 But does your mother talk about her clan and this tartan and that tartan?

01:30:43.000 Are you crazy?

01:30:44.000 No.

01:30:45.000 No, they don't give a shit about that.

01:30:47.000 So if you have a name that's not represented here, they're within one of these, I guess.

01:30:55.000 I like that number too.

01:30:56.000 It's kind of basity rollersy.

01:30:58.000 My tartan is a very dark green.

01:30:59.000 I was Kind of bummed at my wedding.

01:31:01.000 And at my wedding, I didn't wear a kilt or a tuxedo with a tartan tie.

01:31:05.000 But I like the red ones.

01:31:07.000 I wish we were red.

01:31:08.000 I think like the general Scottish tartan is like a reddish.

01:31:12.000 Yeah, it looks better.

01:31:13.000 It's more punk rock.

01:31:14.000 Yeah.

01:31:18.000 Trans-military spy for Russia.

01:31:20.000 Now, this is an interesting story.

01:31:24.000 So Johns Hopkins, doctor, and her U.S. Army major spouse, who's also a doctor, have been inclined, have been indicted for attempting to sell medical information of U.S. military personnel to Russia.

01:31:36.000 Those people include intelligence community members who are assisting Ukraine military, blah, blah, blah.

01:31:41.000 Anna Gabrelian, first picture, and Jamie Lee Henry, second picture.

01:31:48.000 They had security clearance at Fort Bragg.

01:31:50.000 They met with an undercover FBI agent who they thought was a Russian agent.

01:31:57.000 And Major Jamie Lee Henry is also the first publicly out-transgender active U.S. Army officer.

01:32:05.000 In her interview with BuzzFeed, she said, people say, is this a choice, blah, blah, blah.

01:32:11.000 So this is the weird part.

01:32:12.000 They say she kept telling her wife to stop being a pussy and stop being scared of this because she considers herself a Russian patriot.

01:32:23.000 And I'm like, who's she?

01:32:27.000 This is the problem.

01:32:28.000 I can't tell if the wife was bullying the tranny into doing this or the tranny was bullying the wife because they're both called she.

01:32:36.000 This is like when what's her name said I'm they now and it said, what's her name?

01:32:43.000 The Demi Lovato is fans bully they for being fat and they are traumatized.

01:32:52.000 And you're like, which they?

01:32:53.000 The fans?

01:32:54.000 The fans are traumatized?

01:32:55.000 Who's traumatized?

01:32:56.000 They are.

01:32:58.000 I sent this to Tommy Ranger, by the way.

01:33:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:00.000 And he's like, wow, I'm glad we said everyone's out of the closet in 2011.

01:33:04.000 We got Chelsea Manning, and now this fucking tranny selling our secrets.

01:33:08.000 Did you show the guy?

01:33:10.000 Yep.

01:33:10.000 He doesn't even look like a chick.

01:33:12.000 No.

01:33:14.000 Like, you know, you meet some Italian.

01:33:15.000 I met this guy named Johnny Makeup, and he just had, like, very dark eyelashes.

01:33:20.000 He's like, people call me Johnny Makeup because it looks like I'm wearing makeup.

01:33:23.000 So this could be Johnny Makeup.

01:33:26.000 Like, grow your hair if you're going to be a fag.

01:33:29.000 I'm sick of these half, these underachievers with short hair.

01:33:33.000 Your hair should be like past your shoulders if you're going to be a tranny.

01:33:37.000 That should be a rule.

01:33:39.000 When we were punk rockers, if you had a mohawk but the side has grown in, you're out.

01:33:45.000 No.

01:33:46.000 It's got to be bald here.

01:33:48.000 That's a rule.

01:33:51.000 It's harder to be punk than it is to be a woman in 2022.

01:33:56.000 There is a retarded cop stalking you here in the comments.

01:33:59.000 The bald eagle, which is a bird.

01:34:00.000 I hope it's not a female cop because she's going to have a lot of shit to hang her hat on.

01:34:08.000 We are past the prophecies.

01:34:09.000 No, Sir Damas predicted the world would end in 2000.

01:34:13.000 Okay, so this is all gravy now.

01:34:16.000 This is where humanity was headed.

01:34:17.000 Nuclear war starting in the Valley of the Armageddon in Israel.

01:34:20.000 We have passed all the doomsday prophecies.

01:34:22.000 We're in the new age of Aquarius.

01:34:24.000 An age is 2,000 years old, roughly, such as in the Mayan calendar.

01:34:28.000 So if we're going to follow, we got the ginger cows, right?

01:34:32.000 Iran is getting uppity.

01:34:34.000 Maybe they want to nuclear bomb Israel.

01:34:39.000 Do we get involved in that?

01:34:40.000 I think Israel's got some pretty good nukes.

01:34:43.000 How about Israel just bombs Iran in retaliation and let them have at it?

01:34:48.000 We don't have to start a world war with that.

01:34:52.000 All right.

01:34:53.000 Next call.

01:34:55.000 Reach.

01:34:58.000 Griffin, 250.

01:35:01.000 Oh, hey, there you go.

01:35:03.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:35:04.000 Hello.

01:35:05.000 Did you guys see, Gev, did you see the shooting in Tacoma or like the cop in Tacoma today?

01:35:11.000 The cop who just took him out with one shot?

01:35:13.000 Yeah, dude.

01:35:14.000 Yeah, we're covering that on tomorrow's show.

01:35:17.000 Oh, okay.

01:35:17.000 Sorry.

01:35:19.000 Don't need to apologize.

01:35:20.000 I don't have a backup.

01:35:22.000 All right.

01:35:22.000 Well, thanks for calling.

01:35:23.000 Okay.

01:35:24.000 183 yards.

01:35:26.000 Fuck.

01:35:28.000 God damn it.

01:35:28.000 It was 183 yards?

01:35:30.000 Something like that.

01:35:31.000 Beautiful.

01:35:31.000 Brian, 516.

01:35:34.000 Yo.

01:35:36.000 Gavin, I'm a little annoyed based on the way the country is going.

01:35:42.000 Sorry about that.

01:35:44.000 It seems like after the vaccines and Trump losing, the whole country is just doing whatever the media tells them.

01:35:51.000 And, you know, if the media tells them that Putin's bad and Ukraine, we need to all defend Ukraine and they want to spend $100 billion for Ukraine, everyone's just flying their Ukraine flags up.

01:36:05.000 Well, there was a study that they did via Twitter where they discovered that people who support Ukraine, something like 70% of the accounts they follow are bots.

01:36:16.000 And people who are dubious of Ukraine and aren't that quick to judge Putin have something like 10% bots.

01:36:25.000 So the people you're seeing support Ukraine are being brainwashed by robots.

01:36:31.000 Well, that's something I haven't considered.

01:36:33.000 I'm openly supporting Putin in the war.

01:36:37.000 Are you popular at school?

01:36:39.000 Where do you live?

01:36:40.000 Where does this opinion rear its ugly head?

01:36:44.000 I don't want to say where I live, but I live kind of near you, let's put it that way.

01:36:48.000 Okay.

01:36:49.000 And when you openly support Putin, how does that go down?

01:36:54.000 You know, people will basically engage, but they haven't really thought it through.

01:37:00.000 That's the thing.

01:37:00.000 I mean, I feel like people who support Putin, they really have the best arguments.

01:37:05.000 Because, I mean, he warned the NATO countries in Ukraine that if Ukraine tries to join NATO, he's going to have to invade.

01:37:11.000 And it's a chance to strike.

01:37:14.000 Anyone who gets geopolitics knows that Ukraine joining NATO leaves Putin no choice but to attack.

01:37:23.000 I mean, it's a chess game.

01:37:24.000 It's check right before checkmate.

01:37:26.000 What are you going to do?

01:37:27.000 You've got to move your king.

01:37:29.000 You've got to move your queen.

01:37:30.000 And also, it's the fight of who's going to control the world in the coming decades.

01:37:36.000 Is it going to be the U.S. or is it going to be Russia or China?

01:37:39.000 And U.S. thinks it's going to be themselves for the future for always.

01:37:42.000 And it's just not realistic.

01:37:44.000 It's not going to happen.

01:37:45.000 And Russia wants to be a formidable superpower in the world in the coming decades.

01:37:50.000 And that's what this is really all about.

01:37:52.000 And the U.S. thinks it can just throw its fucking weight around.

01:37:54.000 And, you know, it's not going to go well.

01:37:56.000 So, you know, I don't really want the U.S. to throw its weight around because it's all a bunch of trannies and fucking gay kids.

01:38:02.000 And Putin is against that shit.

01:38:04.000 So honestly, I'm rooting for Putin.

01:38:06.000 And, you know, hopefully he does well.

01:38:09.000 Yeah, I get it.

01:38:11.000 I think that's a good point.

01:38:12.000 Thanks for calling.

01:38:16.000 Hey, guys, the Cincinnati Bagels were one of the worst teams in the NFL.

01:38:19.000 They just so happened to have the most diverse coaching staff of the NFL.

01:38:23.000 What a quinky dink.

01:38:24.000 Once the head coach Marvin Lewis was fired, the team found themselves in the Super Bowl a short three years later.

01:38:30.000 Completely coincidental, of course, this now Super Bowl-playing team also happens to have the least diverse coaching staff of the NFL.

01:38:38.000 Now, the problem with affirmative action, by the way, is people see that and they go, blacks ruin everything.

01:38:44.000 And that promotes racism.

01:38:46.000 So affirmative action creates racism where there was none.

01:38:50.000 It creates racists.

01:38:52.000 The truth of the matter is you have to hire based on meritocracy.

01:38:57.000 So it's not a black thing.

01:38:59.000 If they were hiring left-handed people, if they were hiring gingers, if they had any sort of preference outside of meritocracy, it's going to fail.

01:39:13.000 That's the short end of the stick, long and short of it.

01:39:16.000 One other neat piece of information is how the Bengals were notoriously being arrested during Marvin Lewis' tenure.

01:39:23.000 Second most in the league, but that doesn't fit the narrative.

01:39:26.000 Anyway, I'm not reading the article past the headline.

01:39:29.000 The story is a non-story.

01:39:30.000 That's what he said, by the way.

01:39:31.000 But I feel the same way.

01:39:34.000 I figured something out about Gavin.

01:39:36.000 I noticed on Anthony So, you keep saying you want to hang with dudes like Paul Rubens, Glenn Beck, Adam Carollo, and they don't want to hang with you.

01:39:44.000 This is the same with you and your fans.

01:39:46.000 They want to hang out, and you ignore them and shit on them.

01:39:50.000 I think I've finally figured you out.

01:39:51.000 You don't get the attention you want from people you look up to, so you treat your own fans the same way.

01:39:55.000 Some sort of retaliation.

01:39:57.000 This is a weak theory, sir.

01:40:00.000 If you talk to anyone that's at any of the meet and greets, you'll hear that things go along swimmingly.

01:40:07.000 But when you hear Anthony and I complaining about fans, we're talking about a very particular group of fans.

01:40:13.000 People I would call fans, actually.

01:40:15.000 I don't call most people at meet and greets fans.

01:40:17.000 We're talking about maybe 3%.

01:40:20.000 And those people are annoying.

01:40:22.000 They don't represent the typical fan.

01:40:23.000 Talk to anyone at the meet and greets.

01:40:25.000 We get along great.

01:40:25.000 We laugh.

01:40:26.000 We riff.

01:40:27.000 They're my age.

01:40:28.000 They're married.

01:40:29.000 They just had kids.

01:40:31.000 We're peers.

01:40:32.000 And then as far as wanting to chill with celebs, it's a very small percentage.

01:40:37.000 In fact, Paul Rubens, that was like 10 years ago.

01:40:40.000 Glenn Beck was the other day.

01:40:42.000 Adam Carolla was also 10 years ago.

01:40:44.000 So it's about 5% of celebrities that I meet that I want to hang out with.

01:40:49.000 I don't want to hang out with like the cast of stranger things.

01:40:53.000 Never happened in the States.

01:40:55.000 Or anyone else.

01:40:58.000 Oh, here we go.

01:41:01.000 This is a question for Ryan and Maddie.

01:41:04.000 Okay.

01:41:05.000 Ryan, after stuffing your fat gut with all the incredible, delectable delights Maddie creates for you, slaving over the hot stove, dodging flying shards of glass that misses Juggler by millimeters, did you ever once offer to do the dishes?

01:41:20.000 I have not.

01:41:21.000 More than likely, you sit back on the couch with your belt loosened off, hairless gut hanging out, burping and farting, while Maddie yet again takes the responsible path and cleans up the carnage that now exists within Maddie's shitty little kitchen.

01:41:36.000 And then they call you a disgusting animal.

01:41:39.000 Okay, that does hurt.

01:41:41.000 You know, actually, next week I was planning on doing the dishes, Maddie.

01:41:45.000 Oh.

01:41:46.000 I thought it would be cool.

01:41:46.000 No need nest is heavy.

01:41:47.000 Oh, what a coincidence.

01:41:49.000 Right when you get an email.

01:41:51.000 This guy must have read my mind.

01:41:53.000 He must have read your mind.

01:41:54.000 Yes.

01:41:54.000 His ears must have been ringing or something.

01:41:56.000 I think yours may have been.

01:41:58.000 They were talking about you.

01:41:59.000 That's true.

01:41:59.000 What is on your head?

01:42:01.000 You have a rat's nest.

01:42:02.000 It's like a.

01:42:03.000 It looks like a robin has eggs in it.

01:42:07.000 It does not.

01:42:08.000 Oh, that's way better.

01:42:10.000 That's way less annoying.

01:42:14.000 That would drive me crazy.

01:42:16.000 Drive me crazy.

01:42:18.000 Drive me crazy to own?

01:42:19.000 No, if I had that on my head.

01:42:20.000 Yeah, try looking at it every day, all fucking day.

01:42:23.000 Well, I got to tell you something.

01:42:25.000 408 is on the line, so you watch out.

01:42:27.000 He's got my back.

01:42:29.000 What's up?

01:42:30.000 I had that call.

01:42:34.000 Hello.

01:42:35.000 Hello.

01:42:36.000 Oh, hey, sorry about that.

01:42:38.000 So, hey, guys, I just want to follow up and touch up on that whole trans-Russia major total on that she's a spy and everything.

01:42:47.000 And I just want to say I'm in the army, and that just proves how toxic leadership is right in front of our faces.

01:42:54.000 They're so up, they don't give a shit about the fucking lower enlisted people like us.

01:42:59.000 And especially like, you know, doctors and all the higher-ups are all heroes.

01:43:03.000 It's just the same toxic shit we saw during COVID.

01:43:06.000 And this is just a fucking example of so much, like, how, how, like, it's all rotting from the top all the way down.

01:43:13.000 And like, frankly, it's just so disappointing to see.

01:43:16.000 And this always goes back to the whole, like, can transgenders actually be like in the military?

01:43:22.000 Are you going to trust them with like dozens of troops and sensitive information?

01:43:26.000 I just think it's an unfortunate, like, just unfortunate what happened.

01:43:30.000 And it's a testament of how the military is going downhill.

01:43:34.000 They're mentally ill gays.

01:43:36.000 Their suicide rate is 18 times that of the general population.

01:43:40.000 That's a sign of mental illness.

01:43:42.000 You can't do combat if you're flat-footed, for fuck's sakes, or you got shin splints.

01:43:47.000 So if you come from the most suicidal demographic in the country by far, like by orders of 10, then no, you cannot.

01:43:56.000 And this guy, I can't tell if it's the cis woman Or the fake woman, but one of them tried to join the Russian military to fight against Ukraine.

01:44:06.000 Yeah, that was like her plan.

01:44:08.000 And the funny thing is that you don't see a mugshot picture or anything, it's her fucking portrait, you know, with the U.S. flag in the background and she's smiling.

01:44:15.000 It's almost like the media is like somewhat glamorizing stuff.

01:44:19.000 They're gloating.

01:44:20.000 Yeah.

01:44:21.000 To push for extensions.

01:44:23.000 It's just unfortunate, you know, and that's one of the reasons why I'm not even looking forward to staying in the military anymore.

01:44:28.000 But, you know, I can't say that too loud, but fuck it, you know?

01:44:32.000 Be brave, get in trouble, get fired.

01:44:34.000 Yeah, they ruined the military.

01:44:36.000 Way to go, faggots.

01:44:37.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

01:44:40.000 Gavin and Rye with the growing number of female-to-male trannies out there, I think a PSA should be put out.

01:44:46.000 This guy's kidding, but I totally agree with him.

01:44:50.000 So pull up the video he has, Brian.

01:44:52.000 This is important video for trans men.

01:44:55.000 One, they must watch videos like this and enjoy watching them.

01:45:02.000 Two, they have to understand they will be doing the work to create things like this.

01:45:07.000 Three, they have to understand the extremely high mortality rate that things like this cost to create.

01:45:13.000 I don't think it's the mortality rate's that bad anymore, dude, for building bridges.

01:45:17.000 Four, finally, have the foresight to understand that when building things like this, they will need to take into consideration thermal expansion and solutions to solve things like this and any unforeseen natural consequence.

01:45:30.000 So if you think that you are male, you're born in a woman's body, but you cut your tits off, I want you to know that we hereby insist that you enjoy this.

01:45:41.000 Let's see it.

01:45:42.000 You could have had it up this whole time, right?

01:45:45.000 This isn't pinned?

01:45:47.000 Well, I made it orange now that I've read it, but I told you it's called Important Video for Trans Men.

01:45:52.000 Yeah, I typed in Trans Men.

01:45:56.000 And the first thing is, oh, sorry, Tans Men.

01:46:00.000 You spelt it right.

01:46:00.000 Oh, okay.

01:46:01.000 Important Video for Tans Men.

01:46:04.000 Oh, for guys that go in the sun and it's like Tanmons.

01:46:09.000 What an elegant solution for a serious issue.

01:46:12.000 However, there is still a small problem to solve.

01:46:15.000 The thermal expansion of the steel is slightly higher than that of the concrete.

01:46:21.000 This differential expansion can cause trouble for the concrete deck, which is composed of a mixture of concrete and steel bars.

01:46:29.000 But this expansion issue is negligible when the length is small.

01:46:33.000 This is why the Golden Gate contains tiny expansion joints every 50 feet.

01:46:38.000 There we go.

01:46:39.000 Problem solved.

01:46:40.000 Another great design challenge Mr. Strauss dealt with was the height of the tower.

01:46:46.000 Let's do an experiment to gain a better place.

01:46:48.000 Okay, skip ahead because this packy's boring.

01:46:52.000 We got to get that going, buddy.

01:46:55.000 Skip past this guy.

01:46:58.000 This is why the short tower fails during the experiment.

01:47:01.000 The tall tower will obviously reduce the tension in the cable, but it will cost much more to the market.

01:47:07.000 So ladies that want to cut your tits off, are you bored yet?

01:47:13.000 Because I'm not.

01:47:16.000 I'm in awe.

01:47:16.000 I feel like I'm in church right now.

01:47:19.000 That this thing exists.

01:47:24.000 This is the Golden Gate Bridge.

01:47:25.000 So what's that?

01:47:26.000 The Pacific Ocean?

01:47:27.000 Yes, sir.

01:47:28.000 We start with the tower construction.

01:47:29.000 And they've got to battle these waves as they dig out a hole for a pillar.

01:47:34.000 And obviously, not any rock is going to do.

01:47:36.000 You've got to get through all the softer rock layers and get down to, I forget the name of the major bedrock.

01:47:45.000 Hard strata.

01:47:46.000 You've got to get down to the hard strata.

01:47:49.000 Now, the way they create this is, it's actually not that different from the Brooklyn Bridge.

01:47:55.000 What's that, 100 years ago?

01:47:57.000 Or more?

01:47:59.000 You still got to dig a cylinder and then empty the water out of it and still have men down there digging with jackhammers just like we did.

01:48:13.000 When was the Brooklyn Bridge built?

01:48:18.000 1883.

01:48:20.000 How long ago?

01:48:23.000 140 something years ago?

01:48:28.000 Yep.

01:48:29.000 Now that the fender wall is ready, I want to send guys down there, but the pressure might make it collapse on them.

01:48:38.000 do you get around that problem?

01:48:39.000 The fender wall will have to bear a huge inward force.

01:48:42.000 So it's equal pressure.

01:48:43.000 Uh, still Still a risk.

01:48:48.000 I need something to brace the cylinder.

01:48:51.000 Initially, they placed the blasting tubes, the workers' shaft, and the material shaft inside the fender walls.

01:49:00.000 The trick was to construct a thick, reinforced concrete slab so that workers can work beneath it.

01:49:07.000 Now they can get down there.

01:49:08.000 The way workers reached the workers' chamber was quite interesting.

01:49:12.000 It was via the workers' shaft.

01:49:14.000 They continued to cut your tits off if they were an RCC slab.

01:49:20.000 This RCC slab supported the fender walls.

01:49:23.000 I wish they told us how they got this.

01:49:28.000 During this process, the entire fender wall was allowed to sink slowly.

01:49:34.000 You can see its knife-like shape.

01:49:37.000 Eventually, they reached the rocky hard strata.

01:49:41.000 After leveling the hard strata, you know, you think aliens made the pyramids.

01:49:47.000 I feel like we're watching what aliens did and how they built our bridges.

01:49:53.000 This is how Zorf came down from Mars and made us our first human bridges.

01:49:59.000 Thank you, Zorf.

01:50:00.000 All hail, Zorf.

01:50:02.000 Once the foundation was ready, they assembled the steel base plate on the side of the corner.

01:50:06.000 Is this how they make bridges in Wakanda?

01:50:11.000 They assembled and riveted these cells.

01:50:13.000 In Wakanda, it's the same, but it's bamboo.

01:50:15.000 Is that adamantium?

01:50:16.000 You can see how cleverly they had to plan the shapes and sizes of these cells so that the tower would finally achieve the shape which it was intended to be.

01:50:24.000 Who is the Martian who made this?

01:50:26.000 Mr. Strauss designed this.

01:50:28.000 Mr. Strauss, you mean Zorf?

01:50:31.000 You mean Gandar.

01:50:32.000 Trust me.

01:50:33.000 The tower construction was then complete.

01:50:36.000 Next, it was time to lay down the main cables.

01:50:40.000 For this, they were able to make a campaign of the Brooklyn Ridge.

01:50:43.000 The Roebling family came up with those cables.

01:50:45.000 You may think that the main cable is a single solid cable.

01:50:48.000 D. Schneider came up with Twisted Sister, but it was the Roebling family that brought us Twisted Steel.

01:50:54.000 And a total length of 129,000 kilometers length of steel wire was consumed for fabrication of it.

01:51:02.000 Crazy.

01:51:02.000 Okay.

01:51:04.000 Great point.

01:51:06.000 Anchored into the ground.

01:51:09.000 Hey, Gavin, you often speak about black unemployment rates being an all-time record during the Trump administration.

01:51:13.000 You also talk about how companies are clamoring to employ underqualified black people and women, and in the woke era to put them in the front window of the store.

01:51:21.000 Is it possible black unemployment rates during the Trump era are an effect of woke corporations hiring affirmative action hires?

01:51:29.000 Anyway, I love your new sunglasses and Ryan, cut your fucking hair.

01:51:32.000 Will not.

01:51:33.000 Worry about your own hair, sir.

01:51:34.000 Or ma'am.

01:51:36.000 We have more calls.

01:51:38.000 Okay.

01:51:38.000 A bunch.

01:51:41.000 419 is currently on the line.

01:51:44.000 Go ahead there, 419.

01:51:46.000 Yeah.

01:51:47.000 Hello.

01:51:50.000 419.

01:51:51.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:51:53.000 Hey, how's it going, guys?

01:51:54.000 All right.

01:51:55.000 How are you?

01:51:56.000 I'm great.

01:51:57.000 I'm in South Carolina running from the hurricane at the moment.

01:52:03.000 Yeah, it's supposed to hit there next, right?

01:52:07.000 Yeah, it's following us.

01:52:08.000 So we're in Greenville, which is awesome.

01:52:12.000 And you should definitely check out South Carolina for possible locations for you to move.

01:52:18.000 It's really freaking nice.

01:52:19.000 But we actually had a question about something that Trump did recently, and we're curious about your opinion on it.

01:52:27.000 Okay.

01:52:28.000 So he had said at a rally that he thinks that all drug dealers should be given the death penalty.

01:52:37.000 Did you hear about that?

01:52:38.000 Yeah, he didn't say that.

01:52:40.000 I think he said that he was talking about someone who does that, and he said, what do you think of that idea?

01:52:45.000 That might not be such a bad idea.

01:52:48.000 Maybe.

01:52:49.000 I mean, like, he brought it up as like he'd been thinking about it for a long time, and he knew it wasn't going to be a popular opinion, you know, but he was like going to say it anyways.

01:52:59.000 And I mean, we're, we're kind of neutral.

01:53:02.000 My husband and I are kind of, you know, we're, we don't dislike Trump necessarily, but it just seems with the extreme pendulum that, you know, the politics always seem to swing back and forth, like it just seems to be going in a really steady right-wing authoritarian direction, which, you know, it might save the country, obviously, but it seems a little concerning, too, at some point.

01:53:29.000 And what's a drug dealer?

01:53:30.000 Like, I dealt weed in college.

01:53:33.000 Maddie's dealt drugs.

01:53:36.000 Well, yeah, exactly.

01:53:37.000 Exactly.

01:53:37.000 I mean, it's like it's a little Singaporean, which, like, to some extent, obviously it works for some countries, but I don't know.

01:53:46.000 We know that you're a Trump fan, and we're not Trump fans necessarily, but it just seems with the way that everything's being set up.

01:53:53.000 And like, we think at this point, like, everything's a psyop, right?

01:53:56.000 We're like super skeptical about everything.

01:53:59.000 So, like, yeah, like, do you at all think that potentially that he could be being positioned as like the savior for the American people where people really think that he's going to save America, but it's just another step along the way in a bigger plan?

01:54:18.000 No, I don't think that.

01:54:20.000 I do think, though, that there should be some serious charges for drug dealers who deal fentanil.

01:54:27.000 You've got to know that you're killing people.

01:54:29.000 Opioids, that should be.

01:54:31.000 Correct me if I'm wrong, Maddie, but isn't that the way it is now with drug dealers where if you give someone opioids and they OD, you're fucked.

01:54:38.000 That's madness.

01:54:40.000 I mean, yeah, it's difficult to prove, but they want to charge you with the homicide.

01:54:48.000 Yeah, and that's understandable.

01:54:49.000 And I fucking agree with that to a certain extent.

01:54:53.000 But we thought it was interesting for him to say that, and it felt a little like do Tyrte-ish.

01:54:58.000 And we're just watching the pendulum swing back in the other way, and we're a little about the percussion that America could be facing in general.

01:55:08.000 But I'm glad to hear that you don't think that he might be a bigger boy or player in the globalist scheme.

01:55:17.000 That's reassuring.

01:55:18.000 Yeah, I definitely don't believe that.

01:55:20.000 I think that's why you can tell how close someone is to the target by how much they're persecuted.

01:55:27.000 And the fact that they're breaking into his house, stealing all of his personal documents, claiming that they were declassified, shows that he is over the target.

01:55:37.000 The fact that Matt Goetz is getting framed and accused of raping a 17-year-old shows that he's over the target.

01:55:44.000 Ron DeSantis is also being investigated.

01:55:47.000 That shows that he's over the target.

01:55:49.000 Yeah.

01:55:49.000 Well, I really hope you're right, man.

01:55:51.000 I think that's really encouraging, actually.

01:55:54.000 How old are you, by the way?

01:55:56.000 31.

01:55:58.000 Any babies on the way?

01:56:02.000 Oh, my God.

01:56:04.000 Not yet.

01:56:04.000 We've been honestly even especially more so since we've been subscribed to you.

01:56:10.000 We know that we need to do it.

01:56:13.000 We've just had to pull the trigger yet.

01:56:15.000 Last call for baby haul.

01:56:17.000 You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

01:56:21.000 Oh, my God.

01:56:22.000 Get to making the babies.

01:56:25.000 What?

01:56:26.000 I said, get to making the babies.

01:56:28.000 Get to, okay, okay, okay.

01:56:30.000 It's a goal by the end of the year that we're at least going to like, we're going to try.

01:56:34.000 We live in a little apartment.

01:56:35.000 We want to buy a house in Florida when the baby sleeps in your bed for like a year at least.

01:56:40.000 Don't worry about the.

01:56:42.000 Then there's the bassinet.

01:56:43.000 They don't need their own room forever.

01:56:45.000 That's what my husband keeps saying.

01:56:47.000 So, you know, he seems to be right about most things these days.

01:56:50.000 So I guess I should probably do that.

01:56:52.000 Yeah, he should just rape you and throw your birth control in the garbage.

01:56:58.000 All right, man.

01:56:59.000 On a scale of one to ten, he should rape you at ten.

01:57:04.000 It's about control, not about sex.

01:57:06.000 I'm sure he'll take note of that.

01:57:09.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:57:10.000 Good luck.

01:57:11.000 All right, let's see exactly what he said here.

01:57:13.000 He said this in 2018, too.

01:57:15.000 He flirted with that idea.

01:57:16.000 And I think it's much worse than that.

01:57:17.000 I think that's only what we hear about.

01:57:20.000 It would stop.

01:57:21.000 If you didn't get it down 75, 80, 90% from day one, I'd be surprised.

01:57:26.000 And these committees that they set up, it's laughable.

01:57:30.000 It's a horrible thing.

01:57:31.000 We would solve that problem so fast.

01:57:33.000 And I'm calling on Republicans and Democrats immediately to institute, to get to Washington and institute the death penalty for drug dealers you will no longer have.

01:57:46.000 No, he really didn't say that.

01:57:48.000 That's not taken out of context.

01:57:51.000 That's 2022.

01:57:53.000 You heard it here first, folks.

01:57:56.000 And he's pro-life.

01:57:57.000 I was like, nah, he didn't.

01:57:58.000 What he said was it would, in a hyperbolic example, it could help.

01:58:03.000 But no, he definitely said, I'm calling on that.

01:58:06.000 So what's a drug dealer?

01:58:08.000 If a fentanyl dealer kills someone, I'm open to the death penalty.

01:58:14.000 But pot dealers, Coke dealers?

01:58:17.000 Yeah, no, not that.

01:58:18.000 I know a lot of people who have done Coke very recently who are perfectly good people.

01:58:23.000 And the person who supplied that person, this magical hypothetical individual, I don't think deserves to be shot in the head.

01:58:32.000 No.

01:58:33.000 Maybe a fine.

01:58:34.000 They're a good old Texan.

01:58:35.000 And, you know.

01:58:37.000 No, but for real, I mean, it could be like saving more lives.

01:58:42.000 Because one.

01:58:44.000 No one dies of Coke.

01:58:45.000 Coke empties your bank account and makes you chat too much.

01:58:49.000 No one dies.

01:58:50.000 The worst thing about weed is you sleep in and you're not really driven.

01:58:54.000 All those other psychotropic drugs are cool and they help you understand what's going on.

01:58:59.000 Psychedelic drugs, I meant to say.

01:59:02.000 And then Adderall makes you rich.

01:59:04.000 It's just bad for you in the long run.

01:59:07.000 It's oxys, opioids, fentanyl.

01:59:10.000 And that's all the drugs that the DEA should be focusing on.

01:59:15.000 The fact that, I know a dude, I talked about this on another show.

01:59:18.000 When Biden was governor, he was really cracking down on drugs.

01:59:23.000 And this guy got caught with three little bags of Coke.

01:59:26.000 He wasn't dealing.

01:59:27.000 It was a big party coming up, and he wanted everyone to have something.

01:59:30.000 I think it was a bachelor party.

01:59:31.000 Four and a half years.

01:59:33.000 Well, he said if you got caught with a piece of crack the size of a quarter, you should get five years.

01:59:39.000 Is that a spherical piece of quarter?

01:59:41.000 Or just what if it's a flat piece of crack the size of a quarter?

01:59:45.000 That's like enough for a couple hours.

01:59:47.000 That's what he said.

01:59:49.000 What a dumb time that was.

01:59:51.000 Remember Nancy Reagan with her just say no and people were going to jail for 10 years for having pot plant lights?

01:59:57.000 And the government was bringing in tons of it.

02:00:00.000 I just got an email from my goddaughter's mother, who I haven't spoken to in five years.

02:00:07.000 And her baby daddy went on the lamb because he was looking at 10 years for grow plants.

02:00:14.000 That's how I met him in Costa Rica.

02:00:16.000 He ended up looking after our place.

02:00:18.000 He was on the lamb for not no marijuana whatsoever.

02:00:22.000 He had gotten rid of it.

02:00:24.000 But he still had the lights.

02:00:26.000 That's crazy.

02:00:27.000 And he's looking at 10 years.

02:00:28.000 He had lice.

02:00:29.000 So he went on the lamb for 10 years and they expunged his record.

02:00:33.000 Okay, we're down to the last six minutes here.

02:00:38.000 Aldo on TikTok.

02:00:40.000 Sup, dudes.

02:00:40.000 Wondering if you can verify sprinkles on this dude's videos.

02:00:43.000 He just seems naturally hilarious.

02:00:45.000 I have vetted this.

02:00:46.000 I don't know how many sprinkles it has, but it's definitely good.

02:00:51.000 Kind of Canadian vibes.

02:00:53.000 He's probably a Midwesterner.

02:00:54.000 Do you know what I'm talking about, Ryan?

02:00:56.000 Yep.

02:00:57.000 Yeah, there we go.

02:01:03.000 Fuck, you scared the shit out of me.

02:01:04.000 What are you doing?

02:01:05.000 Yeah, sure.

02:01:06.000 I mean, no.

02:01:07.000 What?

02:01:07.000 No.

02:01:08.000 Why would you think I was doing that?

02:01:09.000 It's disgusting.

02:01:10.000 What?

02:01:17.000 Fuck, you scared the shit out of me.

02:01:18.000 He doing.

02:01:19.000 Yeah, sure.

02:01:20.000 I mean, no.

02:01:21.000 What?

02:01:21.000 No.

02:01:22.000 All right, good stuff.

02:01:24.000 Let's fill up the last five minutes with calls.

02:01:26.000 How's the super chat doing?

02:01:27.000 Coming right up.

02:01:28.000 First, we have 719.

02:01:30.000 You're on the line.

02:01:35.000 Hello.

02:01:38.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

02:01:38.000 That's my bad.

02:01:40.000 You're on the line, 719.

02:01:43.000 Hello.

02:01:44.000 Hey.

02:01:45.000 Hello?

02:01:46.000 Yeah, hello.

02:01:47.000 What's going on?

02:01:48.000 What's up, queer?

02:01:50.000 So, I just wanted to call this kind of an old topic about black chick hair, but just in the Army, it's getting really bad.

02:01:58.000 Like, black chicks can have whatever they want, no standards whatsoever.

02:02:02.000 Like, shaved head, dreadlocks, big-ass afros.

02:02:05.000 So, like, the last place where you think they'd have standards, just out the window now, is like kind of like no safe haven.

02:02:11.000 Black women kind of run the world now.

02:02:14.000 And I bet some of the hairdos are just untenable.

02:02:17.000 Like, just ridiculous winding fucking braids that come up with two big things that go around and then things that come out here.

02:02:26.000 I mean, there's like bitches with fucking hair down their ass.

02:02:30.000 Like, it can't fit underneath their hat, so like, it fits, like, two inches above their head.

02:02:34.000 So, it's like, it's just ridiculous.

02:02:36.000 And, like, they have it die, too.

02:02:38.000 And no one can say anything to them, because if you do, you're racist and you're going to get kicked out of the army.

02:02:42.000 So, it's like the weakest people are in charge of the most.

02:02:45.000 And it's just an insane thing that's happened.

02:02:48.000 Remember that roundtable discussion?

02:02:51.000 And I forget who it was, Terena Burke, or the 1619 Project woman, I think, who said, can you believe we had to fight just for the right to have hair grow out of our heads?

02:03:02.000 And you're like, no, that's not what the fight's about.

02:03:05.000 It's about you looking like a fucking clown child.

02:03:07.000 I feel like the military shouldn't be touched, but when you have fucking trainees telling secrets, you know, like, there's really no stopping these people.

02:03:16.000 Yeah, it's a rough time.

02:03:18.000 All right, thanks for calling, dude.

02:03:19.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:03:21.000 Let's catch up on the super chats there.

02:03:23.000 What do we got here?

02:03:24.000 $18,295.

02:03:26.000 Good look.

02:03:26.000 I think we raised about a grand tonight.

02:03:30.000 Starship Technologies HR manager, Portland, Newgrad, hates and openly discriminated against straight white Christian men.

02:03:36.000 P.S. T.J. is a bastard.

02:03:38.000 I don't know what that means.

02:03:41.000 Forgot to mention Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen is the worst show on the network.

02:03:45.000 I hate it.

02:03:46.000 I wish it would just go away.

02:03:48.000 Excuse me.

02:03:49.000 That is terrible.

02:03:50.000 You read that wrong.

02:03:52.000 Oh, I'm pretty sure I read it right.

02:03:54.000 I forgot to mention.

02:03:55.000 Maddie's Shit Little Kitchen is the best show on the network after GML and Car guys.

02:03:59.000 Oh, I read it.

02:04:00.000 I don't have my glasses on.

02:04:02.000 Those are polar opposites.

02:04:08.000 Next call.

02:04:09.000 There you go.

02:04:10.000 Alright, next call.

02:04:12.000 Got Zach.

02:04:13.000 Two minutes left, folks.

02:04:14.000 7-Oon-5.

02:04:18.000 Zach, Zach.

02:04:19.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

02:04:22.000 So, it's kind of a perfect night.

02:04:24.000 I called to complain about this briefing that I had this morning in the military, actually.

02:04:30.000 Some big wig dude came down and we had like an all-call, and he told us all, like, right off the bat, that if you weren't supportive of transgender people or gay people or whoever it is in the military, then, you know, the military is a place for you.

02:04:47.000 You need to get the hell out.

02:04:47.000 We're not going to support it.

02:04:49.000 And it's just kind of like a message.

02:04:50.000 Are they just trying to get their numbers up?

02:04:52.000 Is that what this is about?

02:04:53.000 Is this like the way the Catholic Church is all about gays and Mexicans and anyone because they want to get their numbers up?

02:04:59.000 Are they just, is it because enrollment is down that they're saying we'll take fucking anyone?

02:05:03.000 Black bitches, mentally ill fags.

02:05:06.000 We need our numbers.

02:05:08.000 It has to be because they're scrambling right now, like trying to get fucking people.

02:05:13.000 They're not going to make their recruitment shit this year, 2022.

02:05:17.000 And they're all like, oh, what the fuck are we going to do?

02:05:18.000 So we'll just go along with the fucking media.

02:05:21.000 And, you know, we're going to be inclusive and diverse.

02:05:24.000 I get trained on this shit like every other week because people are getting their feelings hurt in the fucking military.

02:05:29.000 It's ridiculous.

02:05:30.000 Yeah, and the problem is that puts your life in danger because the beauty of hazing in a military sense is you see who's a pussy, who's going to cry, who's going to be a Sergeant Pyle and blow his head off.

02:05:43.000 You don't want to be in the trenches, in the foxholes with those guys.

02:05:48.000 You want to be with guys who can handle a ribbing.

02:05:51.000 Yeah, I don't want some weak-ass fucking trainee who's worried about whether or not they have a dick pulling me out of a foxhole when my leg's been blown off.

02:06:01.000 I really don't want that.

02:06:02.000 Fuck that.

02:06:04.000 You literally want a real man.

02:06:06.000 It's insane.

02:06:07.000 Yeah.

02:06:09.000 All right.

02:06:10.000 Thanks for calling, buddy.

02:06:10.000 That's a great call to end with.

02:06:13.000 We are out of here, folks.

02:06:15.000 We'll see you tomorrow.

02:06:16.000 We're going to talk about...

02:06:19.000 What's going on?

02:06:19.000 We've got a $50 one that just came in.

02:06:21.000 Okay, Ryan, open my video.

02:06:22.000 I just emailed you the five-minute video that I made that puts on full display how the FDA drifted from basic immunology.

02:06:29.000 Well, it's $50 for Max and John.

02:06:31.000 It kind of kills the whole vibe of the show.

02:06:33.000 We could do the ending.

02:06:35.000 We can carry this over to next week.

02:06:36.000 It will be there.

02:06:37.000 Yeah, let's do it next week.

02:06:38.000 Let's do it next week.

02:06:39.000 Sorry, but thank you.

02:06:40.000 It will be there.

02:06:41.000 I like you guys more than a friend.

02:06:43.000 Get fired.

02:06:44.000 Get in trouble.

02:06:44.000 Be brave.

02:06:46.000 And never stop fighting.

02:06:49.000 I hope it's enough.

02:06:52.000 You better not for a night.

02:06:56.000 I'm telling you, I can't do it.

02:06:59.000 I can't stand your bullshit.

02:07:01.000 No more than I'm in my back when I get one.

02:07:05.000 I wish Australia had it got to back.

02:07:21.000 What are your thoughts on the bird, which is the bald eagle?

02:07:24.000 I think it's really great.

02:07:30.000 Ryan Catu Rivera says, did you hear what the news is saying about the bird, which is the bald eagle?

02:07:39.000 I don't know what that means.

02:07:47.000 The bird reaches the bald eagle.

02:07:49.000 Hardware!

02:07:56.000 The bird witches the bald eagle.

02:08:00.000 The bird witch is the bald eagle.

02:08:07.000 How the bird witch is the bald eagle.

02:08:11.000 It sounds cool when you say the bird witch is the bald eagle.

02:08:18.000 The bird witch is the bald eagle.

02:08:24.000 the bird which is the bald eagle Come and meet me at my front door tonight, tonight.

02:08:52.000 Let me take you on a love tour tonight.

02:08:56.000 Now that's how guys talk to one another.

02:08:58.000 Let us tear up the stair floor.

02:09:01.000 Really, really hard.

02:09:04.000 I wanna give it to you, I fall.

02:09:06.000 Hot shit.

02:09:10.000 Let me love you with my heels on, yeah.

02:09:13.000 Introduce me to your ding dumb.

02:09:16.000 I've been waiting for you so long.

02:09:17.000 Take me to the strings on make love to a show.

02:09:20.000 And I think I know why.

02:09:22.000 I got a lot of it to show ya That means you're gay I'm gonna love you like I own ya Let me put this money on you Mikey.

02:09:33.000 I got my arms open so wide.

02:09:36.000 I wanna wrap you deep inside.

02:09:39.000 Just doing the thing.

02:09:40.000 You know I got mad pride.

02:09:42.000 But let me tell you, niche me, I'm so cool.

02:09:44.000 Hello, you gotta bait.

02:09:46.000 I can see you need action.

02:09:48.000 Wait a minute.

02:09:49.000 Been being good at it, if you will.

02:09:52.000 You know you got a wild one.

02:09:54.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

02:09:57.000 So let me love you with my heels on you.

02:10:00.000 I am beyond angry.

02:10:01.000 I've been waiting for you so long.

02:10:05.000 Take me to the swing song.

02:10:07.000 Make love to a show song.

02:10:09.000 I swear to God.

02:10:10.000 Last night I do, I'm gonna get my hands around your throat.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 29, 2022

GOML LIVE #167

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