Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #167 - RAPE FROM 1 - 10 (Part 1)


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00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:01:08.000 The Rabins.
00:01:10.000 Hello folks, welcome back to Get Off My Lawn live.
00:01:13.000 Every Thursday night we do it live.
00:01:16.000 Fuck it!
00:01:17.000 We're doing it live!
00:01:20.000 And we've got Syl, Sylvia, over there on the couch.
00:01:24.000 How are you doing, Syl?
00:01:25.000 Good, good.
00:01:28.000 What was that, Matty?
00:01:31.000 In a black case?
00:01:36.000 Matty O'Dell, of course, co-host of the show, here every Thursday.
00:01:40.000 This is one of two shows he does.
00:01:41.000 He also does Matty's shitty little kitchen.
00:01:45.000 Where in last episode we had some eggplants.
00:01:50.000 I don't mean African Americans.
00:01:57.000 As you know, this show is free to the public, which is strange because you'd think you'd make a free show like every other show so people could see what the shows are like.
00:02:08.000 But this show is nothing like any other show during the week.
00:02:11.000 It is a unique show.
00:02:12.000 Sylvia is never here.
00:02:14.000 Maddie's never here.
00:02:15.000 We don't have the super chat that we do where we raise money for the two proud boys, Max and John, who beat up Antifa for 17 seconds.
00:02:24.000 And we don't take calls on other shows.
00:02:26.000 So you're actually not hearing a very typical show.
00:02:30.000 But that was Private Function.
00:02:32.000 It's the name of the band.
00:02:34.000 The song was I Wish Australia Had Its Guns Again.
00:02:37.000 I've got a good friend on the West Coast who said it would mean a lot to me if you would play MC Hammer's Pray as the intro to the show.
00:02:47.000 We've been friends for a long time.
00:02:49.000 I'm not asking for much.
00:02:50.000 I'm going through some stuff in my life right now and praying has helped me.
00:02:55.000 And I know it's a corny song, whatever, but I think it would be cool if you would come out to that song.
00:03:01.000 Yes.
00:03:02.000 And then he, I said, uh-huh.
00:03:05.000 And then he goes, I don't want to push it, but if you had MC Hammer pants, I think that would be funny.
00:03:10.000 You do a funny dance and then you do the song Pray by MC Hammer.
00:03:14.000 And I said, uh, no.
00:03:18.000 Hurtful.
00:03:19.000 No, I'm not doing that.
00:03:22.000 You gotta put boundaries around yourself.
00:03:23.000 Like today at the bar, my buddy James was making a joke about my wife hitting on him.
00:03:29.000 And I ruined the mood by going, I don't like those jokes.
00:03:33.000 Kids, wife, no.
00:03:35.000 He said, I didn't say anything about your kids.
00:03:36.000 I go, I know, I'm just telling you those are the four people that can't be in your jokes.
00:03:41.000 Otherwise, go bananas.
00:03:45.000 Parameters, folks.
00:03:46.000 And isn't Pray a shitty song anyway?
00:03:49.000 Doesn't MC Hammer suck balls?
00:03:56.000 This is a really peak garbage time for American music.
00:04:04.000 I blame cocaine.
00:04:07.000 We were so high on coke that everything was awesome.
00:04:12.000 Imagine liking that, son.
00:04:16.000 Is that why you wore those pants?
00:04:20.000 I was hoping for an excuse.
00:04:21.000 It's sort of like when you see someone look like a complete fag on the street and I catch myself mouthing the words, please be gay.
00:04:29.000 Please be gay.
00:04:30.000 Not because I want to fuck him, but because if he's gay, then I can write him off as a homosexual and it's not part of our world.
00:04:37.000 But if it's a straight guy dressed like that, that hurts me.
00:04:41.000 Nazi fags!
00:04:45.000 That dance is way harder than I thought it would be.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, well you're not on cocaine.
00:04:50.000 That's true, but I mean like... How much would you bet that MC Hammer was on cocaine during that time?
00:04:56.000 Probably a lot.
00:04:57.000 He did come from the streets of Oakland.
00:05:00.000 Don't tell me on figure, because it's dependent on how much you have, right?
00:05:03.000 Elon Musk could bet 10 million, doesn't mean anything.
00:05:05.000 Percentage of your savings.
00:05:09.000 I would bet...
00:05:12.000 I would bet like 1% of my savings, maybe?
00:05:15.000 Well, 1% of zero is zero.
00:05:18.000 I don't have any savings.
00:05:22.000 How are you doing over there, Sylvia?
00:05:24.000 Good, good.
00:05:25.000 Would you like any cocaine?
00:05:28.000 Well, you gotta be in the mood.
00:05:31.000 You're not in a cocaine mood?
00:05:35.000 I'm in an alcohol mood.
00:05:37.000 Do you want a beer?
00:05:38.000 We have beer.
00:05:38.000 No, no.
00:05:40.000 Do you want to do heroin?
00:05:42.000 No.
00:05:43.000 Heroin puts you to sleep.
00:05:47.000 It's more of an afternoon kind of deal.
00:05:50.000 Yeah, I like doing heroin at breakfast with my eggs.
00:05:54.000 Have you ever done cocaine?
00:05:56.000 Yeah, twice.
00:05:58.000 What was the climate?
00:05:59.000 Like I said, the first time I snorted it, it sends you way up to heaven and then it sends you way down to the pits of hell.
00:06:08.000 So, to go from feeling wonderful to feeling like a lowlife, to feel like shit, is not my cup of tea.
00:06:19.000 And the second time I did it,
00:06:22.000 He put it on his genital and I put it on my private area.
00:06:26.000 Hopefully that we could have sex for one or two hours non-stop without stopping.
00:06:26.000 She said this last week.
00:06:33.000 But all it did was numb our private parts.
00:06:36.000 It did nothing like the book with Harold Robbins, The Carpetbaggers.
00:06:42.000 So that was a waste of good cocaine.
00:06:44.000 And what year was that?
00:06:46.000 Oh my God.
00:06:50.000 Maybe 30 years ago?
00:06:52.000 Okay.
00:06:53.000 90s.
00:06:53.000 Late 80s.
00:06:55.000 90s coke genitalia.
00:06:56.000 I was probably doing the same thing at the same time in the same area.
00:06:59.000 I was 79.
00:07:02.000 So big in my 40s.
00:07:04.000 And where were you snorting it?
00:07:07.000 When was that?
00:07:08.000 In the motel room.
00:07:10.000 You say that like I'm dumb for not knowing.
00:07:11.000 What motel room?
00:07:15.000 Where was it?
00:07:16.000 Where and when?
00:07:18.000 Uh, I think it was the Bronx, I think.
00:07:22.000 I can't remember.
00:07:22.000 Okay.
00:07:23.000 Ryan, I'm getting crazy skips with her.
00:07:25.000 Is that just my monitor?
00:07:26.000 Yeah, I'm noticing that.
00:07:26.000 Let me, uh, I'll unplug her, that device and plug it back in.
00:07:30.000 Her camera?
00:07:31.000 Yeah.
00:07:32.000 Okay.
00:07:34.000 While you do that, well actually, no, wait until we do this first read.
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00:07:41.000 Wait a minute, Lobo Sound?
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00:07:46.000 Oh, that's just where he emailed this from.
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00:09:41.000 Sylvia, you don't want to smoke marijuana because of your lung problems and your smoking problems, right?
00:09:49.000 Right.
00:09:50.000 But why don't you take a Shell Shock CBD and get some of that THC.
00:09:54.000 It'll help you relax.
00:09:56.000 Maybe.
00:09:58.000 Okay, so we'll leave you some when I drop you off tonight.
00:10:01.000 Alright.
00:10:03.000 There we go.
00:10:04.000 How are you doing over there, Matty?
00:10:06.000 I'm alright.
00:10:06.000 I quit.
00:10:07.000 Relaxed.
00:10:08.000 Feeling good?
00:10:09.000 Getting ready for the surgery next Thursday.
00:10:11.000 Now, uh, can Ryan look this up?
00:10:13.000 I bet there's a 3D CGI of what they're doing.
00:10:17.000 They're sticking a rod.
00:10:18.000 Every time you tell me these operations, my mind is blown.
00:10:20.000 They stick like a fucking guitar amp cord up your crotch.
00:10:26.000 Yeah, like a catheter.
00:10:27.000 So does it go, it goes next to your balls?
00:10:31.000 Yeah.
00:10:32.000 Okay, that's weird.
00:10:33.000 Last time, last year, I went through both thighs and my jugular vein.
00:10:37.000 So I went in three places.
00:10:38.000 But this one, I believe, is only one.
00:10:41.000 So it'll go in through my femoral vein and up into the right side of my heart.
00:10:45.000 Does it go up your femoral?
00:10:46.000 Inside your femoral?
00:10:47.000 Inside the vein, yeah.
00:10:48.000 It goes inside the vein?
00:10:49.000 Yeah.
00:10:51.000 Call me old-fashioned, but if you penetrate a femoral artery, does it not bleed everywhere?
00:10:58.000 I've had it where they've gone in through the arteries before, but this one they're going through the vein, which isn't like arterial blood.
00:11:06.000 It doesn't squirt out.
00:11:07.000 It's returning blood.
00:11:09.000 But what happens is that you have to go into the right side of the heart and then punch a hole from the right to the left with a big needle.
00:11:16.000 That's all in this one tube.
00:11:18.000 Yeah.
00:11:18.000 And I assume there's a camera in the tube too.
00:11:21.000 Well, they have to like shave my whole back and legs cause they put like these
00:11:27.000 Like silver stickers I guess because they do like fluoroscopy and like active x-rays and they do it live and they watch it on a screen.
00:11:38.000 But that's got to be a camera with the tube not just the silver things.
00:11:42.000 No, they do like, it's like live x-ray.
00:11:44.000 I think it's called fluoroscopy.
00:11:46.000 So there isn't a camera on the tube?
00:11:49.000 No.
00:11:50.000 Maddy, why is it I've never seen you look so good?
00:11:53.000 Your eyes were gleaming with happiness.
00:11:56.000 Tonight, I've never seen you look so good.
00:11:59.000 Thank you.
00:12:00.000 No, she's singing a song from the 20s.
00:12:01.000 Is it because of Operation you find exciting, thrilling, and a new journey through your veins?
00:12:07.000 It's better than coke, huh?
00:12:09.000 Whoa!
00:12:10.000 Hey now!
00:12:12.000 There we go.
00:12:14.000 But yeah, it's... Was Ryan showing the right video?
00:12:18.000 That was the umbrella thing.
00:12:19.000 Yeah, this is the left atrial.
00:12:21.000 That's called the left atrial appendage.
00:12:24.000 That little thing that goes down like a cone.
00:12:27.000 See, what it is is...
00:12:28.000 Is that what you're having done, or you already had one of those?
00:12:30.000 No, no, this is going inside to block off that atrial appendage.
00:12:35.000 Oh my god.
00:12:35.000 And then skin grows over it.
00:12:37.000 So who invented that?
00:12:38.000 Was it invented in Africa, this technology?
00:12:41.000 Mugabe.
00:12:42.000 Mugabe.
00:12:43.000 Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe invented it.
00:12:46.000 You just like it because a woman nurse is massaging your balls.
00:12:51.000 Tell it like it is.
00:12:54.000 Is a female nurse going to shave your balls?
00:12:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:56.000 That's how I met my mother.
00:12:58.000 Whoops.
00:13:00.000 Yeah, that's uh, they shaved me front back and the whole genital area.
00:13:07.000 I've been fanatically checking the World Wide Web to see evidence of this Hurricane Ian because I didn't think it was real.
00:13:16.000 I thought it was a false flag.
00:13:19.000 And Alex Jones backed me on that.
00:13:21.000 A lot of the times they use movie sets to make a hurricane look worse.
00:13:26.000 They'll speed up the photography of normal wind and make it look like crazy wind.
00:13:32.000 But I got to say, doing my research, I think this hurricane may actually have been real.
00:13:38.000 Yes.
00:13:41.000 Beloved Fort Myers Pier vanishes after Hurricane Ian tsunami surge swept through the city along with hundreds.
00:13:47.000 They say hundreds are dead.
00:13:49.000 Whoa.
00:13:51.000 And I put together, I don't know, I kind of like the porn of this kind of shit.
00:13:56.000 I couldn't figure out why God did this.
00:13:58.000 We know why he did monkey pox and AIDS, but we couldn't figure out why he did Florida, and then we realized, oh, because of Disney.
00:14:04.000 He blew up Florida because of Disney.
00:14:06.000 So I think a class action suit is in order.
00:14:09.000 You made God mad with your faggotry.
00:14:12.000 By the way, Ryan.
00:14:13.000 Yes.
00:14:13.000 What are you going to do as your baby gets older and wants to do Disney?
00:14:18.000 You know Disney's done, right?
00:14:19.000 You can't be a good dad and feed them that shit.
00:14:22.000 Well, yeah, it's a tough decision, I suppose.
00:14:26.000 I mean, but what isn't dominated by like the satanic?
00:14:31.000 It's pretty much everything.
00:14:33.000 Feed your daughter Satan.
00:14:34.000 I bet Nathan Fielder with his great show, he's probably Antifa secretly or something.
00:14:40.000 Okay, so Nathan Fielder's off as far as giving your baby entertainment.
00:14:45.000 How about Crash's music?
00:14:47.000 Wait, we're talking about, like, when she's two.
00:14:49.000 Dora the Explorer type of age.
00:14:51.000 Yeah, it's, um, well, all that stuff.
00:14:53.000 I mean, Steven Universe and, um, Dora the Explorer.
00:14:57.000 Oh, Cartoon Network is out.
00:14:58.000 Literally all the cartoons.
00:14:59.000 Dora's not bad.
00:15:00.000 Dora's not that bad.
00:15:01.000 I'm sure they've done some LGBT something.
00:15:03.000 No, I used to watch that with my daughter.
00:15:06.000 It's, well, it was cool a long time ago.
00:15:09.000 I think you've got to abandon Disney ship soon.
00:15:13.000 Luckily you brought her there where she will have zero recollection of the entire trip and it was a complete waste of time.
00:15:19.000 Thank God.
00:15:19.000 That's true.
00:15:23.000 So let's just, I mean over the course of the show, let's just sort of breeze through these.
00:15:27.000 I've compiled quite a few.
00:15:29.000 Is that the first one I gave you?
00:15:30.000 Yeah.
00:15:31.000 That appears gone.
00:15:32.000 You know what I was thinking too, looking at this stuff.
00:15:35.000 Anyone who knows anything about construction knows when you have a flooded house that's like second floor or even the entire first floor, what is there a value?
00:15:45.000 There's the studs in the roof.
00:15:48.000 Electrical's gone.
00:15:50.000 Plumbing, I guess, might be okay.
00:15:54.000 The drywall's toast.
00:15:57.000 And a roof is like, what, 30 grand?
00:15:59.000 I mean, you just might as well bulldoze the entire area.
00:16:05.000 Like, none of that is salvageable.
00:16:06.000 No.
00:16:07.000 Those boats are all toast.
00:16:10.000 Everything you're looking at is irredeemably toastified.
00:16:13.000 Yeah.
00:16:14.000 Billions of insurance money.
00:16:17.000 Bye bye.
00:16:18.000 That one doesn't even have his roof.
00:16:20.000 Home to mommy.
00:16:22.000 Those are all garbage.
00:16:23.000 Like, bulldoze them.
00:16:24.000 Rebuild that entire area from scratch.
00:16:27.000 Oh my god.
00:16:27.000 Look at those cars dude.
00:16:29.000 What why were those cars there?
00:16:32.000 This is what I keep thinking, but I understand why those homes were there But the boats as Maddie pointed out earlier that might must be some Jewish lightning where you thought I'm sick of this boat I'm gonna leave it here and get the insurance.
00:16:43.000 Oh, yeah, because you could have got up to fucking Mobile, Alabama Tallahassee you could have gone north you could have put it on a tractor and got the fuck out of Dodge and
00:16:54.000 I'm sorry to blame the victims, but what are you doing there?
00:16:59.000 I had a big fight with my wife during Katrina because I said, get the fuck, I have no sympathy for them.
00:17:04.000 Why are they there?
00:17:05.000 She goes, some of them can't afford to get out.
00:17:07.000 I go, they can't afford a bus ticket?
00:17:09.000 She goes, no, not even that.
00:17:11.000 And I go, okay, walk.
00:17:13.000 Walk all day.
00:17:16.000 There's a guy with his boat trying to outrun the storm.
00:17:20.000 How long can the average person walk in one hour?
00:17:24.000 Four miles an hour.
00:17:26.000 Four miles an hour, right?
00:17:26.000 Right.
00:17:28.000 You walk for eight hours.
00:17:30.000 You just walked 32 miles.
00:17:33.000 We're good.
00:17:34.000 You're not near Katrina anymore.
00:17:37.000 You're not near Ian anymore.
00:17:39.000 It's true.
00:17:40.000 My uncle Ian has had a lot of failed marriages, so a lot of women have learned not to be near Ian.
00:17:45.000 The whole concept that it's the result of climate yawn, which is what we are calling climate change starting today, is preposterous.
00:17:52.000 This is a one in a 500 year storm.
00:17:56.000 Look at this cool graphic from the Weather Channel.
00:17:58.000 These guys are not wasting our money, however they get our money, our ad money.
00:18:04.000 Get out of there, dude!
00:18:05.000 He's really short compared to that fire hydrant.
00:18:08.000 Why is he so tiny?
00:18:17.000 Yeah, it's going, like, barely to his belly button.
00:18:20.000 I like the music, too.
00:18:37.000 Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:18:49.000 Weatherman, where are you?
00:18:50.000 Yet Moses the weatherman can hold that all back.
00:18:50.000 Piranhas!
00:19:14.000 Isn't that good?
00:19:15.000 So apparently, we were learning today that when you're in these floods and you're in that water, you die because of all the debris.
00:19:24.000 It's a meat grinder.
00:19:25.000 The broken 2x4s and nails and everything.
00:19:28.000 That's what's... You can survive water.
00:19:30.000 It's called a water slide.
00:19:31.000 That's fine.
00:19:31.000 It's all the junk that's cutting you and jabbing you and pulling you under.
00:19:35.000 Stuff you get stuck on.
00:19:37.000 And the sharks.
00:19:38.000 The shark.
00:19:38.000 That's in my notes.
00:19:39.000 I lived in Florida in the 60s before there was a big deal about climate change.
00:19:46.000 So one night I was working in the hotel.
00:19:49.000 It was in the summer anyway.
00:19:53.000 The next, it was Hurricane Cleo.
00:19:57.000 The next day I walked with my fiancé to the beach in Miami Beach around 23rd and Collins
00:20:06.000 And to show you, and that wasn't even a super bad hurricane, the palm tree uprooted and was laying on the sand in the beach, okay?
00:20:18.000 Just to show you the power of wind.
00:20:21.000 The power of wind.
00:20:22.000 And that was like Hurricane Two in force, okay?
00:20:29.000 That wasn't even a bad hurricane.
00:20:31.000 Was it all Hispanics back then in the 60s like it is today?
00:20:35.000 Uh, no, not in Miami Beach.
00:20:38.000 No, there weren't.
00:20:40.000 And before I left, I lived in Miami Beach eight years.
00:20:45.000 They put in the hotels one black man as a maintenance and one black female as a maid.
00:20:58.000 That was it.
00:21:00.000 The good old days.
00:21:01.000 And then if you worked at Miami Beach, didn't matter who the hell you were, what kind of job, you needed a police card.
00:21:11.000 And they called us northerners from New York.
00:21:14.000 They called us snowbirds.
00:21:16.000 That's still going strong.
00:21:20.000 Look at these actually scary winds.
00:21:22.000 One, two.
00:21:25.000 What are they, 500 miles an hour or some shit?
00:21:28.000 Yeah.
00:21:28.000 I think a four was a hundred and fifty miles sustained.
00:21:31.000 Yeah.
00:21:32.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:34.000 See, sometimes it's bullshit what they have these reporters do, and they have to ham it up.
00:21:38.000 But this one's real.
00:21:39.000 I mean, you get hit with a tree, it's real.
00:21:45.000 Oh, Brian, I got to send you this.
00:21:47.000 What's up?
00:21:48.000 Don Lamond has been subjected to this bullshit.
00:21:51.000 Like when you see a reporter doing shit like that, you go, all right, you just started.
00:21:58.000 People, uh, you gotta pay your dues, right?
00:22:02.000 And I appreciate that.
00:22:04.000 But, if Don Lamon is doing it, the guy who used to have his own show, they're clearly trying to, I think they're trying to, like, bully him out.
00:22:13.000 Make him quit so he can't sue for racism.
00:22:20.000 Well when you see a cop who's who's been in the force for 15 years Or even five and he's doing traffic you go.
00:22:28.000 Oh you fucked up, but you're being punished
00:22:30.000 You pissed on someone's shoes.
00:22:32.000 Don Lamond pissed on someone's shoes.
00:22:32.000 Yeah.
00:22:35.000 And he's there in these storms reporting.
00:22:38.000 And you could just like he's been eviscerated twice in the past week.
00:22:41.000 He said to that woman, the royal family should pay reparations.
00:22:45.000 And she said, yes, they should pay it to the British merchants that tried to stop the slave trade.
00:22:50.000 And then he also got eaten alive again.
00:22:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:22:53.000 When they said he said to some weatherman, this is climate yawn.
00:22:56.000 Right.
00:22:57.000 And the guy goes, no.
00:22:58.000 This has been around forever.
00:22:58.000 No, no, no.
00:22:59.000 Don't try to make this about climate change.
00:23:02.000 On Don's show!
00:23:03.000 So he was humiliated.
00:23:05.000 And then look where he is today, folks.
00:23:08.000 That's Lemon.
00:23:09.000 Don Lamond has been relegated to waiters and hurricanes.
00:23:16.000 No more desk job for you, Donny.
00:23:19.000 You gotta fucking get deep into the flood and talk to people about how horrible it is there.
00:23:26.000 He has an intern's job.
00:23:27.000 They didn't even put his name on the screen.
00:23:30.000 Yeah!
00:23:31.000 Just a guy.
00:23:32.000 And I bet he's digging his heels in.
00:23:36.000 He's like, I'll fucking eat shit on air.
00:23:39.000 I'm not leaving.
00:23:42.000 This is Sharia.
00:23:43.000 He's doing Sharia.
00:23:46.000 That reminds me, by the way, of seeing him.
00:23:48.000 Remember Anderson Cooper?
00:23:53.000 Where we made, this is 1-6, we made fun of him.
00:23:56.000 I forget this particular tragedy.
00:23:59.000 Actually, go to the Washington Blade, 1-7.
00:24:04.000 So he's in, he's shooting there, his team is up on a hill and he's down lower.
00:24:12.000 So he chooses to be in a ditch to film, right?
00:24:15.000 Now Anderson Cooper debunks this myth.
00:24:18.000 The only way it could be debunked is if it was photoshopped.
00:24:22.000 It's not photoshopped.
00:24:24.000 So Anderson, there's nothing to debunk.
00:24:26.000 We know that there was different levels of the flood and you chose to be in the very worst one when you could have been up there.
00:24:33.000 And his defense, by the way, is, the reason I'm not higher up is that was a road and I didn't want to get in the way of the rescue people.
00:24:39.000 Well, your camera crew's in the way.
00:24:41.000 So Donald Trump Jr.
00:24:42.000 goes, it's a shame that CNN's ratings are down 4.1 percent.
00:24:46.000 What's worse is there's a simple solution that they refuse to accept.
00:24:49.000 Stop lying.
00:24:51.000 And so Anderson Cooper loses his shit.
00:24:54.000 Now I'd like to take a quick aside to describe what I remember.
00:24:57.000 I've been in this game a long time.
00:24:59.000 I remember Anderson Cooper coming up.
00:25:01.000 I remember he came out of nowhere and all of a sudden he was going to some war-torn country in Africa.
00:25:07.000 And I think it was on a very early iteration of Jimmy Kimmel.
00:25:10.000 I forget the talk show he was on.
00:25:12.000 And he's in this van surrounded by bodyguards.
00:25:15.000 It was crystal clear that Gloria Vanderbilt, Anderson Cooper's aristocratic mom,
00:25:33.000 Bought him a trip to a dangerous area to give him credibility to start his career.
00:25:37.000 And then she bought him, I assume, some spot at CNN, etc.
00:25:41.000 For a long time, I don't think this is true anymore, but his Wikipedia said he made his career by bringing a Sony Handycam to the Bosnian War?
00:25:51.000 What?
00:25:53.000 And filming it, and then selling the footage to Channel 4.
00:25:57.000 Now, Channel 4 is BBC 4, basically.
00:26:02.000 A well-established news station who had people in Bosnia, they were not taking random Hi8 tapes off of American Sony handicams and treating it like war footage.
00:26:13.000 That was just a lie.
00:26:15.000 So he's very defensive when people call him a fraud because he is a complete fraud.
00:26:21.000 He's a rich little gay boy whose mommy saw her first son jump off a balcony because he's so spoiled.
00:26:29.000 And she doesn't want it to happen the next time so she bought him a career in journalism and now he's a well-respected man on the street.
00:26:34.000 So here's him reacting to that 2018 controversy where he was seen as a cheater cheater pumpkin eater.
00:26:44.000 By the way, look how long this is.
00:26:46.000 It's 10 minutes debunking the meme and crying about it.
00:26:52.000 I rarely respond to online conspiracy theorists.
00:26:55.000 Even this part that he rarely responds is like two minutes.
00:26:59.000 And also some random dude on Twitter said, he's probably on his knees, he's got experience with that.
00:27:04.000 This is a dude with like 32 followers who made a gay joke at him.
00:27:08.000 And he keeps coming back to, I wasn't on my knees.
00:27:11.000 Dude, stop reading the comments.
00:27:14.000 Yeah.
00:27:14.000 AC.
00:27:30.000 This must have taken all day.
00:27:31.000 Skip ahead.
00:27:31.000 It goes on and on.
00:27:32.000 Here's the picture.
00:27:32.000 My career.
00:27:32.000 He goes, I admitted that there was shallower ground.
00:27:48.000 Yeah, that's not what we're talking about, dude.
00:27:50.000 We're talking about the fact that you stood in a ditch for your segment.
00:27:53.000 What's crazy is like in a 10-minute video, you'd be like, what's the part where he says the main thing where he's down lower and the guy's on the ground?
00:27:58.000 Yeah, he says it five times.
00:28:11.000 It's a 15 second thing to debunk.
00:28:14.000 Every time I drop the needle he's saying the thing.
00:28:16.000 Yeah.
00:28:16.000 So he just keeps saying it over and over again.
00:28:18.000 Yeah.
00:28:19.000 Anderson, the problem we had with you, this is what four years ago now, was that you chose to stand in the deepest part around and your crew chose not to.
00:28:29.000 That's dishonest.
00:28:31.000 The end.
00:28:33.000 Keeping them honest is the name of this segment, ironically.
00:28:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:28:39.000 So go zoom out here.
00:28:40.000 Are you on the Blade article?
00:28:42.000 Because Donnie Jr., which that's an insult, by the way, from Anderson Cooper.
00:28:47.000 He calls him Donnie Jr.
00:28:49.000 If you're going to spend 10 minutes crying about a meme, you may want to make sure you're actually right.
00:28:54.000 Good article, as it shows exactly what CN does daily to sell false truth.
00:28:59.000 And that's Daily Wire, of course.
00:29:02.000 I never said it was from Florence, and the knees thing is bullshit.
00:29:06.000 You had an illusion created.
00:29:09.000 Anyway, speaking of illusions, they're still doing this.
00:29:11.000 Go to 1-4.
00:29:13.000 I'm not saying it wasn't a big, it wasn't a big hurricane, but it's funny how CNN has to sort of...
00:29:23.000 They're like black actors.
00:29:25.000 They're black-ting here.
00:29:26.000 What's with that... I hate those helmets, don't you?
00:29:28.000 Those little fat, cool bicycle helmets with the thing on it.
00:29:33.000 He looks like that dude... Who's the alien from the Flintstones?
00:29:36.000 Uh, Kazoo.
00:29:37.000 Kazoo, he looks like Kazoo.
00:29:42.000 Look, people are just going to their car.
00:29:44.000 I left my cigarettes in here, fuck.
00:29:46.000 Where are they now?
00:29:47.000 Newport?
00:29:48.000 No, these aren't Newports.
00:29:49.000 Where's my Newports?
00:29:51.000 And then there's another one here, 1-5.
00:29:53.000 The guy's battling the winds as people stroll by.
00:29:59.000 Also looking for cigarettes.
00:30:01.000 That's what we should do.
00:30:02.000 We should send aid down there.
00:30:03.000 It should just be cigarettes.
00:30:04.000 Proud Boys are heading down there, by the way.
00:30:06.000 Media will avoid that.
00:30:08.000 Look at him.
00:30:08.000 He can barely stand.
00:30:10.000 And they're just cruising.
00:30:11.000 They're just strolling in the background.
00:30:14.000 Wondering if they should pick up that pylon thingamajiggy.
00:30:19.000 Should we pick up this barrier?
00:30:20.000 It'll probably just blow over again.
00:30:21.000 Yeah, forget it.
00:30:24.000 Brace yourself, buddy.
00:30:25.000 That's crazy.
00:30:28.000 It was.
00:30:29.000 No one's denying that it was a doozy.
00:30:32.000 Look at 1-3 with the roaring waters.
00:30:37.000 Hello, I am roaring waters.
00:30:39.000 Oh, Maggie Longclaws is pregnant.
00:30:41.000 Oh, it is fucking nuts.
00:30:44.000 That's intense, dude.
00:30:46.000 Yeah.
00:30:47.000 This is going to be a Hiroshima, Nagasaki thing where you just got to start from scratch.
00:30:52.000 Yeah, really, though.
00:30:55.000 Imagine you just moved from New York down here to escape all the bullshit clown world and all your shit washes away.
00:31:03.000 There was a tornado in 1987 in New Rochelle, okay?
00:31:10.000 I remember it was about 12-1 in the morning.
00:31:14.000 I was watching TV and all of a sudden
00:31:19.000 The iced tea glass, the ashtray, whatever else was on the coffee table in the living room went sliding off, okay?
00:31:31.000 And the living room, everything shook.
00:31:33.000 It was like one to three minutes.
00:31:36.000 It was scary as hell.
00:31:38.000 So it was an earthquake?
00:31:41.000 No, it was a tornado.
00:31:42.000 It was not an earthquake.
00:31:44.000 Oh, okay.
00:31:47.000 Okay.
00:31:49.000 But the Floridians, unlike the CNN anchors, were still partying through it all.
00:31:54.000 Look at this absolute lunatic kite surfing.
00:31:58.000 Having a gay old time.
00:32:00.000 Dude, how scary does that look?
00:32:02.000 Look how high you got lifted.
00:32:05.000 You better hope you're coming down.
00:32:06.000 In the water.
00:32:08.000 In the water, yeah.
00:32:09.000 Oh good, I came down.
00:32:11.000 Or they had this dude wakeboarding just through his neighborhood, passing sharks.
00:32:19.000 Florida man, Florida man, Florida man.
00:32:22.000 We should get Greg Opie Hughes to narrate this.
00:32:24.000 Florida man, Florida man.
00:32:26.000 Oh, he's behind the truck.
00:32:27.000 Yeah.
00:32:31.000 Got a good little velocity there.
00:32:37.000 Give me a glance.
00:32:37.000 Give me a last minute glance.
00:32:39.000 There we go.
00:32:44.000 Fun.
00:32:45.000 And then just dudes swimming.
00:32:50.000 Can you imagine the currents?
00:32:53.000 Yeah, well, look at the current here.
00:32:55.000 You have the current and you have the waves crashing in.
00:33:00.000 Three people there?
00:33:00.000 Yeah.
00:33:01.000 Holy shit.
00:33:02.000 Hey, you guys want to go swimming?
00:33:04.000 That's got to be... Dude, you're going to get smashed into those pillars.
00:33:09.000 What is wrong with people?
00:33:10.000 Look at that.
00:33:13.000 Dude, are you OK?
00:33:14.000 Wait a minute.
00:33:15.000 Yeah, look, he's getting smashed into the pillars.
00:33:17.000 Get out of there.
00:33:18.000 Yeah, that's not smart.
00:33:21.000 I mean maybe if you had a helmet on and football pads, maybe we could talk.
00:33:27.000 Get out of there boys.
00:33:28.000 Where are the other two guys?
00:33:33.000 And then of course there's this dude just partying.
00:33:38.000 You can tell the difference too between the Floridians and the tourists.
00:33:44.000 Lots of whiskey.
00:33:50.000 But it's kind of hot too.
00:33:55.000 And then here's a local Floridian reporter.
00:33:57.000 2-4.
00:33:59.000 This is how you report on it if you're actually from there.
00:34:02.000 Turn it up.
00:34:10.000 Pardon me?
00:34:11.000 I'm sorry?
00:34:25.000 Watch out for little rocks, too, whipping through the air, hitting you like bullets.
00:34:34.000 What am I waiting for?
00:34:35.000 Hey, he tricked us with that wait for it.
00:34:44.000 I wonder what he's filming.
00:34:49.000 Probably a GoPro, right, Ryan?
00:34:51.000 Sounds a little GoPro-ish.
00:34:56.000 I think GoPros sound a little different.
00:35:09.000 Look at the Sand Hill Cranes trying to hold it together.
00:35:11.000 I have thousands of these.
00:35:16.000 I thought that was a football team.
00:35:17.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the Sand Hill Cranes coming in 5-0 this season.
00:35:21.000 They're doing really good out there.
00:35:24.000 Look at these boats moving through the water.
00:35:26.000 Let's power through these.
00:35:27.000 People are getting bored.
00:35:33.000 I got an idea.
00:35:34.000 Let's do the next read.
00:35:38.000 Oh my stars.
00:35:41.000 Come on, you didn't get rid of those boats on purpose.
00:35:45.000 You were just trying to turf those things.
00:35:48.000 And how about the people still there filming this?
00:35:51.000 Yeah, that's not smart.
00:35:53.000 Look at the water taking over a house.
00:36:00.000 Your house is done!
00:36:03.000 You might be able to sell some of the copper?
00:36:06.000 Somebody said... I posted this and somebody said, why did they stay?
00:36:09.000 And I responded with this meme.
00:36:13.000 Oh, the Titanic?
00:36:14.000 Do you really want to leave your... I don't know.
00:36:15.000 Look at this dude swimming in his house.
00:36:19.000 Swimming in...
00:36:28.000 Oh my god.
00:36:29.000 Oh my god.
00:36:33.000 Maybe there's a market for like that lamp and stuff.
00:36:37.000 If you're willing to fix it.
00:36:40.000 Look at the velocity.
00:36:41.000 Look at this picnic table vanish.
00:36:42.000 2-9.
00:36:44.000 Powering through them.
00:36:45.000 We have to show this.
00:36:48.000 Boom.
00:36:50.000 Look at the velocity here on this one.
00:36:52.000 3-0.
00:36:54.000 Keep rocking.
00:36:55.000 We're rocking it.
00:36:57.000 I spent a lot of time on this.
00:36:58.000 If you get hit with something like that, you're fucking done.
00:37:02.000 You're toast.
00:37:05.000 Okay, so that's only 150 miles an hour?
00:37:07.000 It looks so much more.
00:37:11.000 I guess I don't know winds.
00:37:15.000 Who knows what the gusts are up to, but that's a stain, 150 miles an hour.
00:37:21.000 Here's some homes underwater.
00:37:22.000 3-1.
00:37:23.000 This one is really popular.
00:37:26.000 You've seen this one a million times.
00:37:29.000 Here's some more homes underwater.
00:37:30.000 3-2.
00:37:31.000 Did you show that?
00:37:36.000 3-2 yet?
00:37:37.000 It's 3-2.
00:37:37.000 Oh, okay.
00:37:38.000 Same thing.
00:37:40.000 Now, here's one of the few times I've seen a piece of a house rip off.
00:37:42.000 This one's not available.
00:37:44.000 Instagram?
00:37:44.000 It's not available?
00:37:45.000 No.
00:37:46.000 Oh, well, it's a it's like a awning on the back of a house that's still, you know, steel and wood and aluminum and insulation and stuff.
00:37:54.000 It's not just a paper, I mean, a cloth awning.
00:37:56.000 It's a big thing with posts.
00:37:58.000 It gets ripped right the fuck off.
00:38:01.000 Here's some fallen power lines blowing up.
00:38:09.000 I saw a fallen power line by my old house once and you couldn't even look at it.
00:38:13.000 It was, you'd need welder's goggles.
00:38:15.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:16.000 It was white.
00:38:16.000 Yeah.
00:38:18.000 I've seen that too.
00:38:19.000 It's really stunning to see something that bright in reality.
00:38:22.000 What are you, from outer space?
00:38:24.000 In reality.
00:38:26.000 You Johnny Depp playing an alien?
00:38:28.000 It's really hard to see stuff like that in reality.
00:38:31.000 Especially... Yeah, there's no hope there, man.
00:38:38.000 Did you not guess that was gonna go down?
00:38:42.000 Are these you pulling up your own, Ryan?
00:38:44.000 Yeah, well this one loads... I'm just gonna go back and forth to that in between.
00:38:50.000 Okay.
00:38:51.000 Got a lot of tabs.
00:38:53.000 Clear these out.
00:38:55.000 Your car is garbage.
00:38:58.000 Total.
00:38:59.000 Here's... go to 3-5... 3-6, I mean.
00:39:01.000 These planes.
00:39:02.000 Couldn't you have got the... I mean, call me naive, but we couldn't have got these planes out of here?
00:39:06.000 What's a fucking plane worth?
00:39:09.000 That's got to be 50 to $100 million each, right?
00:39:13.000 Yeah, they're, they're commercial airliners.
00:39:16.000 Yeah, they're built.
00:39:16.000 It's not you hear about a rich guy has $100 million plane, but that's not meant to handle, you know, thousands of people a day.
00:39:25.000 So why couldn't those have got out of there?
00:39:27.000 Well, we had to fly people to Florida.
00:39:29.000 Yeah, I understand to a certain at a certain time and then sorry, no more flights.
00:39:33.000 I got to get these planes to Tallahassee.
00:39:36.000 Fly them out.
00:39:37.000 Fly them the fuck out!
00:39:38.000 Save yourself... I don't know, that looked like 12 planes?
00:39:43.000 Save yourself a cool bill?
00:39:44.000 A cool billion?
00:39:47.000 Unless it's the same as the boat situation.
00:39:49.000 Planes are a little old and long in the tooth!
00:39:53.000 I mean, that makes a lot more logical sense than anything else.
00:39:57.000 That's the old fleet.
00:40:01.000 Planes with ashtray holders.
00:40:03.000 That one's boring.
00:40:06.000 And here's the shark on the highway you showed.
00:40:08.000 By the way, Cuba got toasted too.
00:40:14.000 OK, two last things.
00:40:16.000 I don't care about Cuba.
00:40:17.000 Fuck you.
00:40:17.000 You're never going to fix that.
00:40:18.000 That's actually Cuba before the hurricane.
00:40:23.000 And then just these two, 18 and 19 are cool pictures of clouds I wanted to show.
00:40:27.000 18, 19.
00:40:34.000 Oh wow.
00:40:36.000 What a trip, huh?
00:40:38.000 Look at the way the light, look at what the light, what happens to the light on the beach too.
00:40:42.000 Like it becomes black and white.
00:40:45.000 The world becomes an old silent film with that lighting.
00:40:49.000 And look at that.
00:40:55.000 What are those called?
00:40:56.000 Rain bands?
00:40:58.000 You know shit's about to go down when you see those.
00:41:00.000 This is one that I didn't see on the list here.
00:41:02.000 Yeah, this tornado footage.
00:41:05.000 You see this?
00:41:07.000 People were just saying that guy will do anything to get away from his wife.
00:41:10.000 She's like, come back inside!
00:41:12.000 Wait, this is before.
00:41:13.000 I saw this before the storm.
00:41:16.000 Oh, really?
00:41:17.000 Is this fake news here?
00:41:19.000 Yeah, I saw that a while ago.
00:41:21.000 If that tornado is about to rip apart everything in its path, I've seen this.
00:41:25.000 That's what most tornadoes do, to be fair.
00:41:27.000 But yes, that is what it does.
00:41:29.000 It goes blah, blah, blah.
00:41:30.000 Yeah, I saw this on Wednesday.
00:41:32.000 Really?
00:41:34.000 Wow.
00:41:35.000 Wow, man.
00:41:36.000 That's crazy, man.
00:41:37.000 Wait, yesterday was Wednesday.
00:41:38.000 I saw it on Tuesday, I think.
00:41:40.000 Look at the power on that, man.
00:41:42.000 That's nuts.
00:41:42.000 Jamie, look that up.
00:41:44.000 And also, like, how heavy this fucking debris is.
00:41:46.000 You could just hear it go... ...into the water.
00:41:50.000 So yeah, you could get hit with a bunch of shit out there.
00:41:59.000 I'm actually praying that this takes me away.
00:42:06.000 I will.
00:42:10.000 Wow.
00:42:13.000 So that's... Yeah, that's gotta be Ian, but I think that was the very beginning or something?
00:42:19.000 What's the date on that?
00:42:22.000 Look, the power line's getting zapped.
00:42:26.000 Usually it says where it's from.
00:42:28.000 That might be re-upload.
00:42:31.000 Well, click on the comments on that.
00:42:34.000 We've got some local sleuths to tell us what's going on there.
00:42:37.000 This is from Irma.
00:42:38.000 Yeah, there we go.
00:42:39.000 Gotcha.
00:42:41.000 Nailed it, Gav.
00:42:43.000 This is one of the good things about being addicted to my phone.
00:42:46.000 I'm familiar with everything on the entire internet.
00:42:50.000 My fellow Americans.
00:42:53.000 If you have an IRA, 401k, or savings account, things are getting scary out there.
00:42:56.000 The Biden administration has already printed more money in the past two years than the previous 100 years combined.
00:43:03.000 Ryan, please pull up GavinLikesGold.com.
00:43:08.000 GavinLovesGold.com.
00:43:10.000 Oh, he fucked it up again.
00:43:12.000 Maybe both work now.
00:43:14.000 Well, try Gavin Likes.
00:43:16.000 Looking it up.
00:43:18.000 What an absolute imbecile.
00:43:22.000 Oh, it does work.
00:43:23.000 Okay, they got both.
00:43:24.000 Oh wait, no, it looks like somebody bought this to make a meme.
00:43:28.000 I think it's funny enough to show.
00:43:30.000 Picture of you short?
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00:43:37.000 Very bad.
00:43:40.000 The National Jet just hit a record $30 trillion, and inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.
00:43:46.000 It's only a matter of time before the House of Cards comes crashing down.
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00:44:14.000 Throw ten grand at it.
00:44:16.000 I don't know.
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00:44:41.000 And that's supposed to be a 60-second read, but you get the idea.
00:44:46.000 That felt pretty 60-ish.
00:44:50.000 email about what are these other things at the bottom there of course you guys can super chat anytime you like oh good so we're getting close to $18,000 so this is money we're gonna give Max and John when they get out you know what I was noticing today remember that dude John Sullivan yes he's got some name like Jameel Jaden X
00:45:09.000 He dressed up in MAGA gear on January 6.
00:45:12.000 He encouraged people to storm the building.
00:45:14.000 He did not have a press pass.
00:45:16.000 He was the guy who, next to Ashley Babbitt, said, go, go, go through there!
00:45:20.000 Go, go!
00:45:21.000 Encouraged her.
00:45:22.000 She did jump through, got shot in the neck and died by another African-American gentleman.
00:45:27.000 He's not charged for anything.
00:45:29.000 And John Sullivan collected $90,000 from CNN, MSNBC, various news sources, for the footage he got.
00:45:36.000 Now, Nick Ox,
00:45:38.000 Was also there as a media dude, recording it.
00:45:43.000 Murder the Media is the name of his media company.
00:45:45.000 He's getting five years minimum.
00:45:48.000 Joe Biggs was there.
00:45:49.000 He did much less than John Sullivan.
00:45:51.000 And Joe Biggs is looking at 22 years.
00:45:54.000 I'm probably going to be testifying at his trial.
00:45:57.000 Trying to defend him.
00:45:58.000 Trying to explain to these people what Proud Boys are.
00:46:00.000 They're not a domestic terrorist organization.
00:46:02.000 Despite what some terrorist in Canada thinks.
00:46:05.000 Some random Sikh lunatic.
00:46:07.000 What's his name Jameel Singh or something?
00:46:12.000 And I just I was amazed to see because I was going through all this shit finding those clips for you of the various catastrophes and there's Jaden X I Mentioned this on getter free as a bee Hanging out commenting on the weather Did you offer anybody a knife?
00:46:28.000 Is that your phone?
00:46:31.000 You got to turn it off when you're on television Jeez
00:46:37.000 So anyway, we're living in an upside-down world where patriots are prosecuted for loving the country and the country itself.
00:46:43.000 The government encourages domestic terror like kidnapping Governor Whitmer.
00:46:49.000 They commit acts of eco-terrorism like blowing up the Nord Stream pipe.
00:46:53.000 We'll talk about that tomorrow.
00:46:59.000 I like to read these if they're over a certain value.
00:47:01.000 For example, $50 definitely gets you a read.
00:47:03.000 Hey Gav, had a blast meeting you.
00:47:05.000 And Ant at Sullivan's, wait a minute, that's from last week, right?
00:47:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:47:09.000 It's just these two I think that are new.
00:47:12.000 Or these three.
00:47:13.000 The Grayson one and up.
00:47:15.000 What are your thoughts on the name Grayson for a boy?
00:47:17.000 My fourth child is due in December.
00:47:18.000 My wife's determined to name him this.
00:47:20.000 I'm hesitant due to the obvious gay son.
00:47:22.000 That's not that close to Grayson.
00:47:26.000 Plus you don't say gray son.
00:47:28.000 No.
00:47:29.000 You say Grayson.
00:47:30.000 Right.
00:47:31.000 I'm okay with it.
00:47:31.000 A little pretentious maybe.
00:47:33.000 Stand up Nate.
00:47:35.000 Can you please do some Doctor Now?
00:47:37.000 Thank you.
00:47:37.000 I don't know what that is.
00:47:39.000 Oh, the guy who said... Oh, Doctor... Doctor... That's not his name.
00:47:43.000 Doctor No.
00:47:44.000 You sent me... Why are you lying to me?
00:47:47.000 $25 and you want me to read?
00:47:50.000 You are lying to me.
00:47:52.000 He also has that sort of pedantic cadence where he's unhappy that he has to talk.
00:47:57.000 So, we are going to go to the store on Friday.
00:48:00.000 We're going to be talking to her.
00:48:02.000 And if she's not losing the weight, then we're going to have a problem.
00:48:08.000 Dude, don't talk to me if it's that much of a chore.
00:48:10.000 I don't need to hear from you.
00:48:12.000 Cool.
00:48:13.000 Yo, I'm the guy who sent in this shit I don't care about riff.
00:48:17.000 Thanks for using it.
00:48:17.000 Thanks for calling.
00:48:19.000 Also, the dude who said WKOK was influential and I sent it like a return.
00:48:23.000 I'm sorry.
00:48:24.000 OK, I forgive you.
00:48:25.000 Forgiven.
00:48:26.000 OK, so at this point, we're about to go behind the paywall, but we open up the phone lines.
00:48:31.000 So the Super Chat's going and all the money go to Max Hare and John Kinsman, who fought Antifa for 17 seconds and are doing four years in prison.
00:48:43.000 John has never seen his three-year-old ever!
00:48:48.000 She was conceived during this bullshit.
00:48:52.000 But, uh, yeah.
00:48:53.000 During the trial, she was conceived.
00:48:55.000 She was born when he was inside.
00:48:57.000 He's never seen her.
00:49:00.000 She knows him from the phone.
00:49:01.000 She only knows her father.
00:49:02.000 She's three years old.
00:49:03.000 She only knows her father as a voice.
00:49:06.000 Why?
00:49:07.000 Because John Kinsman kicked an Antifa dude who picked a fight with him.
00:49:12.000 And the FBI and the authorities say John's the worst of them.
00:49:19.000 He's the one you gotta worry about.
00:49:21.000 They also try to bribe him with McDonald's.
00:49:28.000 I can't box anymore because I have fractured whatever bone.
00:49:33.000 So I started jogging with weights.
00:49:37.000 And the pain on your thighs the next days.
00:49:42.000 Going up and down stairs is something else, boy.
00:49:46.000 Even standing.
00:49:47.000 I can't stand to stand.
00:49:53.000 How long you been jogging?
00:49:55.000 Once.
00:49:57.000 It blows.
00:49:57.000 Wednesday?
00:50:04.000 So we could take calls whenever you want to turn your mic on?
00:50:06.000 Oh, let me turn my mic on and play the thanks for calling thing and then show the background that shows the mail and all that stuff.
00:50:17.000 You are on the air.
00:50:18.000 I'm here to have a conversation.
00:50:20.000 This is a fucking loser.
00:50:22.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
00:50:26.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
00:50:27.000 You have one thing.
00:50:29.000 Thank you for calling.
00:50:29.000 It was great hearing from you.
00:50:32.000 All right, next call.
00:50:38.000 Ask Sylvia for old photos.
00:50:40.000 Sylvia, do you have any pictures of you when you were young?
00:50:44.000 No.
00:50:46.000 Just a memory.
00:50:47.000 You really shut that down.
00:50:52.000 That's sad.
00:50:52.000 Okay.
00:50:55.000 Grandpa Gav, Pumpkin Riced Hot Gay, and Matty, the little big man who puts the F in chef.
00:51:02.000 You've established the concept of sprinkles, whoever argued that Bert Kreischer's style of consistency should have a separate category as well.
00:51:09.000 I think these types of people have the tinkles.
00:51:12.000 Uh, because much like someone who has to piss, they can't sit still and constantly release a trickle of watery, faintly golden substance.
00:51:20.000 Before you shit on this style of music, just consider this guy puts out something like a song per week.
00:51:26.000 Obviously they can't all be bangers.
00:51:27.000 This is called Not Sprinkles But, Ryan.
00:51:31.000 Uh, I already hate this.
00:51:36.000 Garbage, thank you for calling.
00:51:43.000 I like that.
00:51:45.000 Yeah, that's a bad sign.
00:51:51.000 Hey Gav, I have a buddy in prison for the January 6th meandering and he asked for this to be seen.
00:51:57.000 It's free to watch tomorrow, September 30th, on the Epoch Times website.
00:52:03.000 Link below.
00:52:04.000 And it's called The Real Story of January 6.
00:52:08.000 It looks pretty good.
00:52:10.000 Let's turn it up.
00:52:11.000 Okay.
00:52:11.000 I've gone back to normal now, by the way, Ryan.
00:52:13.000 Gotcha.
00:52:14.000 I was previously sorting by the name Maddie, but it was getting me too much shit.
00:52:24.000 They dragged her out and it reminded me of deer hunting.
00:52:27.000 You drag out a deer carcass.
00:52:31.000 He was completely out of control.
00:52:33.000 He himself was committing crimes in the process.
00:52:36.000 There's people from all over the nation, from every state.
00:52:39.000 There has been a lot of fraud.
00:52:40.000 He could stop this.
00:52:41.000 At least one person over here is being injured and taken away.
00:52:44.000 Capitol Hill overtaken by Americans.
00:52:51.000 The story of January 6th changes drastically depending on who's telling it.
00:52:57.000 The House Select Committee on January 6th has deemed the incident an attack on the American system, comparable to the bombing of Pearl Harbor, or even the terrorist attacks on 9-11.
00:53:08.000 It's being investigated as a potential insurrection that could allegedly incriminate former President Donald Trump.
00:53:17.000 And it's being used domestically to frame a new narrative on domestic extremism.
00:53:22.000 Yet is this narrative really the case?
00:53:25.000 Imagine if the American people actually saw just what happened to Roseanne Boylan and these officers who keep portraying themselves as heroes that day.
00:53:35.000 He fires at her and strikes her in the left shoulder.
00:53:38.000 It's a failure not only of training, but it's also a failure of bystandership and supervision.
00:53:53.000 USA!
00:53:55.000 USA!
00:53:56.000 USA!
00:53:59.000 It's weird to chant the name of the place that you're trying to overtake and destroy, isn't it?
00:54:04.000 Yeah, wait, is this the whole movie or a trailer?
00:54:06.000 No, this is the whole movie.
00:54:07.000 This is an hour, 42 minutes.
00:54:09.000 Then go to Epoch Times.
00:54:10.000 Well, I guess we could go out and get beers and come back.
00:54:13.000 The subjects too often ignored in media coverage and in political speech with interviews on the ground reporting and exclusive footage Will now tell the real story of January 6th They have like a trailer built into the movie that's pretty I'm watching that yes
00:54:34.000 Here's a, and someone's sending us a Keenbext.
00:54:39.000 That's the guy used to be Rebel.
00:54:40.000 I wonder what happened there.
00:54:41.000 Great journalist, great Canadian journalist.
00:54:45.000 And his says, don't want the vax?
00:54:48.000 Mosquitoes will give it to you.
00:54:50.000 A box full of genetically modified mosquitoes successfully vaccinated a human in a trial funded by the National Institute of Health.
00:54:58.000 How can this go wrong?
00:55:01.000 This is the beginning of a horror movie.
00:55:03.000 Yeah.
00:55:04.000 It starts out with all the best intentions.
00:55:08.000 Vaccinated mosquito juice.
00:55:13.000 All right, have we got any calls?
00:55:14.000 We do.
00:55:16.000 Just need to keep trying to super chats and put them up where you got your mic here.
00:55:19.000 Mike is on.
00:55:20.000 We're rocking and we're thus rolling.
00:55:20.000 Here we go.
00:55:23.000 All right.
00:55:24.000 Hello.
00:55:24.000 928.
00:55:26.000 How you doing?
00:55:27.000 Good.
00:55:30.000 I wanted to talk to you guys about how my family
00:55:33.000 Is transitioning my 11 year old nephew to a girl.
00:55:37.000 Oh my God.
00:55:40.000 It is.
00:55:41.000 But, um, you know, last Christmas, like so almost a year ago is when this began and it's Phoenix Children's Hospital is the one that's doing it.
00:55:49.000 They're giving them puberty blockers.
00:55:52.000 So he's already started taking puberty blockers.
00:55:56.000 Sorry?
00:55:56.000 He's already started taking puberty blockers.
00:55:59.000 Yes.
00:56:00.000 Oh my God.
00:56:03.000 What do you do?
00:56:03.000 Um,
00:56:04.000 But, you know, my, my grandpa and my aunt are like kind of the ones in charge of this happening.
00:56:12.000 And we've always disagreed highly politically.
00:56:16.000 And he will invite someone into his house to purposely like get them riled up and then kick them out.
00:56:22.000 Like, cause he wants to get in a political debate, but then it'll get way heated and tell you to get out of his house.
00:56:27.000 And, um, so he invited me to Christmas and I knew it was with that intention.
00:56:33.000 But I knew if I said anything, then he would just blow up and be like, get the hell out of here immediately.
00:56:39.000 But my girlfriend is black, and I knew that they had this, like, stick-a-fantic obsession with, like, black women.
00:56:48.000 So I'm like, if she comes and says something, they'll actually listen to what she has to say.
00:56:52.000 And so we went, and when we asked my aunt, we're like, have you guys thought about it at all?
00:56:59.000 Like, what if he changes his mind when he's an adult?
00:57:03.000 She said that Phoenix Children's Hospital doesn't specifically told them they don't like going over statistics like that because every single person is different and so you can't tell one person's story and compare it to another person's.
00:57:19.000 I'm like that's literally what medicine and science is, right?
00:57:23.000 Like we like gather data and say this is how you perform a surgery where it's successful.
00:57:28.000 It's
00:57:29.000 It's just disgusting and I can't believe that that kind of stuff is happening even here in Arizona.
00:57:35.000 Wait a minute.
00:57:36.000 Your girlfriend didn't say, what about the part where the vast majority of these people regret it?
00:57:36.000 Wait a minute.
00:57:42.000 Or what about the part where there's mass suicides?
00:57:45.000 Maddie, you got to point the mic.
00:57:47.000 But she, she said, she said, what if he changes his mind?
00:57:53.000 She wasn't talking about anyone else or any patterns at all.
00:57:58.000 Right.
00:57:59.000 So the data is the pattern data, which is relevant, obviously, but you could pretend it's not relevant.
00:58:05.000 I just asked about this one case.
00:58:07.000 Right.
00:58:10.000 And Phoenix Children's Hospital is apparently like, they're coming to them and saying, each person is different.
00:58:16.000 But like, if you needed like some kind of
00:58:19.000 No, I understand what you're saying.
00:58:21.000 But that's not what she said.
00:58:21.000 You're right.
00:58:23.000 She could say, like, if everyone loved this operation and puberty blockers,
00:58:39.000 Uh, what if he doesn't?
00:58:41.000 What if, like, fuck the pattern.
00:58:43.000 Pretend he's the first person to ever do it.
00:58:45.000 What if he doesn't like it?
00:58:47.000 What if he changes his mind?
00:58:48.000 Because as we keep screaming these past couple weeks, your dick stays as a kid's dick.
00:58:55.000 Right, and of course what they said is it's just a pause, that he can always change his mind.
00:59:00.000 No, that's been refuted though!
00:59:01.000 See, you have to somehow calmly and casually convey this to your grandfather, and Anne, I can't believe an old man is this stupid, but that they're wrong.
00:59:11.000 It's not a pause.
00:59:12.000 A pause has been disproved.
00:59:14.000 That's a myth.
00:59:17.000 No, you're absolutely right.
00:59:20.000 You know, we were also asking, you know, does he know that he might never be able to have children now?
00:59:25.000 And what his dad, my uncle, like, through marriage of my aunt, was saying was like, you know, I don't even think he wants kids.
00:59:33.000 I'm like, he's 11.
00:59:34.000 How could he know?
00:59:35.000 Yeah.
00:59:36.000 It's just so messed up.
00:59:37.000 It's fucking insane.
00:59:38.000 And it's unbelievable that this is happening in Phoenix, Arizona, like, of all places.
00:59:44.000 I don't know.
00:59:46.000 Yeah.
00:59:46.000 We need legislation that really bans this shit from happening.
00:59:49.000 Well, that's happening.
00:59:51.000 Where was it?
00:59:52.000 Is it Tennessee that Matt Walsh helped shut down that hospital that was doing it?
00:59:57.000 So who's on your side in this family?
01:00:02.000 You know, me and my father, we don't talk very much, but this is one of the few things we've talked about.
01:00:08.000 He lives on the other side of the country and he wasn't, like, we don't really have a relationship, but he's called me and talked about this and basically
01:00:20.000 Just me and my father have tried to reach out to my aunt and my grandfather and begged them to look at some of the detransitioners and stuff, but they just think it's Republican propaganda.
01:00:36.000 We've come so far in this country that we can't even agree
01:00:42.000 That it's not okay to poison a child anymore.
01:00:44.000 It's not even about taxes.
01:00:46.000 It must be frustrating for you because you feel this sort of, uh, this obligation to rescue your nephew, but what do you do?
01:00:53.000 Kidnap him?
01:00:54.000 Throw him in a car?
01:00:55.000 Now you got human trafficking, you got all these, I mean, you're going to prison for a long time.
01:01:00.000 I mean, what are the parameters?
01:01:01.000 Right.
01:01:02.000 Who cares what an aunt and a grandfather should do?
01:01:04.000 But no, it's his aunt.
01:01:06.000 It's the boy's mother, right?
01:01:08.000 Right.
01:01:09.000 If it's his nephew, it's gotta be...
01:01:11.000 Right, so you mean your cousin, dude.
01:01:13.000 Your nephew's your sibling's kid.
01:01:15.000 Yeah.
01:01:17.000 Right, my apologies.
01:01:18.000 You're right, my cousin.
01:01:19.000 I'm sorry.
01:01:21.000 You don't know how families work?
01:01:24.000 I don't know what you could possibly do.
01:01:26.000 So it is my cousin.
01:01:28.000 That's correct.
01:01:30.000 Alright.
01:01:31.000 My family's from Alabama.
01:01:32.000 I get confused sometimes.
01:01:33.000 I apologize.
01:01:35.000 Yeah, well you could be lying though.
01:01:36.000 That might be why you screwed up nephew and cousin.
01:01:39.000 That's a big mess up.
01:01:44.000 I'm not making it up.
01:01:45.000 I wish I was because the whole situation is extremely fucked up.
01:01:48.000 I've confused my cousin for my nephew because he's younger.
01:01:51.000 I mean, like Phoenix Children's Hospital is giving 11 year old fucking puberty blockers.
01:01:56.000 Yeah, I would think a possible angle here would be to raise awareness about the hospital and see if that can get blown up.
01:02:04.000 Not literally blown up, FBI, but that get exposed and maybe shut down?
01:02:11.000 Because going the route of the family, I don't see how that could, that doesn't seem to be working, dude.
01:02:17.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.
01:02:18.000 I work with a motorcycle club here in Arizona.
01:02:21.000 Yeah, sorry, you know, you don't get two things.
01:02:22.000 You do get the fade, though.
01:02:24.000 Who blew up the pipeline?
01:02:26.000 Joe Biden.
01:02:27.000 Ryan, please be Andrew Tate for the rest of this show.
01:02:30.000 Again, guys, this money is going to be given to John and Max so they get out of jail and then boom, they've got a nest egg to work with as opposed to getting out of jail and being flat broke.
01:02:41.000 So now they're up to nine grand each, which is pretty cool.
01:02:45.000 I still don't think I have a proper, proper bottle of water.
01:02:51.000 Have you got a face?
01:02:52.000 Let me see.
01:02:53.000 I do.
01:02:56.000 That's the thing.
01:02:57.000 Everybody's got a face.
01:02:59.000 But if you're a beta male and you're sitting at home fucking playing video games and shit.
01:03:02.000 Now I'm from Philadelphia.
01:03:03.000 You want to fucking sit at home?
01:03:06.000 It's only 2% British.
01:03:09.000 There's only like a word a minute that has British pronunciation.
01:03:12.000 The rest is Chicago.
01:03:14.000 If you're sitting at home all day doing a whole bunch.
01:03:17.000 That's not bad.
01:03:18.000 That's not terrible.
01:03:19.000 It was Philly.
01:03:21.000 What do you think about the red heifer?
01:03:22.000 My dad is freaking out about it.
01:03:23.000 He thinks the end is nigh.
01:03:25.000 What's the red heifer?
01:03:26.000 Am I stupid?
01:03:27.000 Apparently the red heifers are a sign of the end times.
01:03:30.000 Five red heifers arrived in Jerusalem in 2022, which some consider the sign that the end is upon us.
01:03:35.000 Don't we have enough real-life tangible clown world shit before we worry about some fucking ginger cows?
01:03:41.000 But this is like by the book bad stuff.
01:03:43.000 Yeah, I don't need by the book.
01:03:45.000 I got plenty of in the face.
01:03:47.000 Yeah, like the president just committed an act of eco-terrorism.
01:03:54.000 Okay, so I don't care is the answer to that.
01:03:57.000 Next.
01:03:59.000 Hey, Gavin, it's nice to meet you.
01:04:01.000 Saturday night in Dallas.
01:04:02.000 It was one of the... I was one of the Centex PBs.
01:04:05.000 There.
01:04:05.000 Nice to meet you, sir.
01:04:07.000 Good to have you.
01:04:08.000 I'm going to shoot for Joker this Halloween, probably aiming for Joaquin's version.
01:04:12.000 Joker face for inspiration.
01:04:14.000 Dude, I can't be doing the fucking Joker face.
01:04:15.000 Every single fucking time now.
01:04:17.000 Every time someone calls you... And how much did you pay?
01:04:19.000 Five bucks?
01:04:20.000 I can't even remember how much you paid.
01:04:22.000 It's off the screen now, but... I'm not your Joker slave.
01:04:25.000 I'm not going to be sitting here constantly doing...
01:04:45.000 What do you think of that Sylvia?
01:04:49.000 It's hard to say.
01:04:55.000 That's a spooky face that they do in India to freak people out.
01:05:01.000 Not scary right?
01:05:02.000 I think you're starting to get tired.
01:05:04.000 I know you.
01:05:05.000 9pm we start to lose you a little bit.
01:05:07.000 Fading out.
01:05:08.000 Fading out.
01:05:10.000 Look at this.
01:05:11.000 Mother being charged for child abuse after tattooed their children.
01:05:14.000 This was in 2019.
01:05:15.000 What happened to this world?
01:05:16.000 Dude, I wish.
01:05:17.000 Right?
01:05:18.000 That's like fantastic.
01:05:19.000 That's good news at this point.
01:05:21.000 Yeah.
01:05:22.000 I'll take it.
01:05:23.000 I'll take tattoos.
01:05:24.000 But that first picture was fake.
01:05:26.000 Is this picture also fake?
01:05:28.000 I bet you the actual tattoo is like a little X on their knuckle or some shit.
01:05:33.000 Also, I'll bet you a million dollars the guy was black.
01:05:36.000 This is a new thing I'm noticing too.
01:05:38.000 Blacks do something bad, like test scores are down in America.
01:05:49.000 Yeah.
01:05:50.000 And it's because black kids, when they had homeschooling, never went.
01:05:54.000 And talk to any teacher in the Bronx, they'll say, I would do the Zoom classes and there'd be one kid there asleep, another kid playing video games, and the other 28 kids wouldn't even show.
01:06:04.000 So test scores have plummeted since the pandemic.
01:06:08.000 And you know, it's mostly black kids that just they didn't have discipline from their parents because they only have one and she's 16.
01:06:16.000 So they yeah, their scores are down.
01:06:19.000 The picture in the New York Post is a white kid going like this.
01:06:24.000 Yeah.
01:06:25.000 Similarly, that article is so typical.
01:06:28.000 She tattooed Ride or Die.
01:06:30.000 Her name is Chantilly.
01:06:31.000 Her name's Chantilly.
01:06:32.000 She tattooed Ride or Die and they use white kids as the picture because they don't dare call a spade a spade.
01:06:40.000 Oh, that's racism just before the end of the show.
01:06:42.000 All right folks, we're gonna go behind the paywall.
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01:07:06.000 That seems to be the way you young people like to do it.
01:07:08.000 And you can set up a face-to-face meeting where they measure your inseam and your neck and everything.
01:07:14.000 It's the male equivalent to a spa.
01:07:16.000 You really feel pampered when you're there.
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01:09:11.000 He's the co-founder of Vice.
01:09:12.000 Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.
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01:09:35.000 This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.
01:09:43.000 No more... Filthy... You... They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.