Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #168 - SHARTLES

00:00:14.000 I'm from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 No glory is divided on fire in the street.

00:00:25.000 They say build and back better make America great.

00:00:30.000 If that's a wave of the future, all I've got to say.

00:00:35.000 Stick your progress where the sun don't shine.

00:00:40.000 Keep your big mess away from me and mine. 1.00

00:00:45.000 And if you leave us alone, we'll We'd all be just with the sun down ship. 1.00

00:01:01.000 That was John Rich of Big and Rich fame telling the laugh, telling Joe Biden to take his progress and lube it up, make it aerodynamic, and shove it up your fucking ass. 1.00

00:01:20.000 What do you think of that, Ryan? 1.00

00:01:22.000 Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it up their candy.

00:01:26.000 Stick it up your buns. 0.82

00:01:27.000 Why don't you show the people at home what you're wearing?

00:01:31.000 Wow, wow, West.

00:01:34.000 Why don't you go to camera three, the main entire studio camera, and just come out here so people can see what I have to put up with on a daily basis?

00:01:43.000 I wouldn't say a daily basis.

00:01:45.000 So you've got a hot topic kilt.

00:01:48.000 No, no, no.

00:01:48.000 Come here.

00:01:49.000 You've got a sporin from the dollar store.

00:01:52.000 You have women's sexy goth socks. 1.00

00:01:56.000 Air Jordans, what are those?

00:02:00.000 Force One duck boots. 0.99

00:02:02.000 And then the only reasonable thing is...

00:02:07.000 Oh, there's my pass at Comic-Con.

00:02:10.000 And you're still wearing that.

00:02:12.000 Why?

00:02:13.000 When in Rome?

00:02:14.000 You're not in Rome.

00:02:15.000 You're not at Comic-Con.

00:02:18.000 When in Rome? 1.00

00:02:20.000 Can you imagine putting up with shit like that on a regular basis? 0.99

00:02:23.000 The shirts we're wearing were sent in by a fan. 0.99

00:02:25.000 Sorry, I hate that word. 0.55

00:02:26.000 Baby monster. 0.65

00:02:28.000 Wawa West. 1.00

00:02:29.000 You may be confused at first, but if you think hard, you'll recall that that is Eric Adams, who is so stupid and such a 13-year-old kid that he doesn't know the term is Wild West. 0.98

00:02:43.000 So when he talks about New York City getting too dangerous, he goes, I don't want this to turn in. 0.99

00:02:48.000 He has the weirdest accent in the world. 0.99

00:02:49.000 He sounds like a baby.

00:02:51.000 We don't want New York City to turn into the Wild, Wild West.

00:02:56.000 Because he thinks that's the phrase.

00:02:57.000 We've made fun of him for that recently.

00:03:01.000 You can find that on the World Wide Web, on the Wild, Wild West.

00:03:05.000 The Wild, Wild West.

00:03:06.000 World Wide Wide Web.

00:03:09.000 The Wild, Wild West.

00:03:11.000 Look at her. 1.00

00:03:14.000 You're not in the military, you dumb cunt. 1.00

00:03:15.000 ...to ensure that only those who are fully qualified can obtain a carry license. 1.00

00:03:22.000 A carry license.

00:03:23.000 That the police commissioner who's joining me today.

00:03:26.000 I think of baby food when I see licensing division is aware.

00:03:31.000 He can't read.

00:03:32.000 We will work together to limit the risk.

00:03:34.000 Did you hear that?

00:03:36.000 The word work is spelled R is aware.

00:03:38.000 U-U-H-R-G. 1.00

00:03:41.000 Work together.

00:03:42.000 We will work together to limit the risk.

00:03:44.000 No, we will work together.

00:03:45.000 It's all one word.

00:03:46.000 We'll create it.

00:03:49.000 And we cannot allow New York to become the wild, wild...

00:03:53.000 I'm bound for your health, looking damn good, though, if I could say it myself. 0.97

00:03:55.000 Told me Loveless is a madman. 0.85

00:03:58.000 Wild, Wild West.

00:04:01.000 I wonder if he ran that speech past some people there, and not one person goes, wait, Eric, do you think that the Wild West is called the Wild, Wild West? 0.91

00:04:13.000 Because of that shitty movie with Will Smith? 0.77

00:04:17.000 His relationship with the English language is Loveless. 0.97

00:04:23.000 Remember from the movie?

00:04:26.000 No.

00:04:26.000 The main bad guy.

00:04:28.000 Loveless is the bad guy in the Wild Wild West movie?

00:04:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:32.000 Okay, well, being not a member of the Down syndrome community, I have not seen Wild, Wild West, the movie.

00:04:41.000 My wife suspects he has fetal alcohol syndrome.

00:04:44.000 Oh, I don't hate that idea.

00:04:45.000 Well, she's probably saying that because he carries around a picture of his wife in a Hennessy glass.

00:04:49.000 I mean, his mother in a Hennessy glass.

00:04:51.000 Although I have a new theory about that.

00:04:53.000 It's not a glass.

00:04:55.000 It's a halo above her head that's way too big.

00:05:00.000 And then the lines on the side of the glass are just like lines of like angelic lines.

00:05:06.000 No, I think I've seen that before.

00:05:07.000 That's like a typical thing.

00:05:08.000 I've actually seen other things like that.

00:05:10.000 Where you put your dead mom in a glass.

00:05:12.000 In a glass, yeah. 1.00

00:05:14.000 It's like some sort of weird fucking tribute thing. 0.99

00:05:18.000 I want to drink my mom? 1.00

00:05:20.000 My dead mom?

00:05:22.000 She's using it. 0.56

00:05:22.000 You stir up her ashes in some sort of water. 0.56

00:05:25.000 No, that's 100% a glass.

00:05:26.000 Yeah, look.

00:05:27.000 It's got a stem and everything.

00:05:32.000 Yeah, I'm wrong.

00:05:34.000 I am wrong. 0.99

00:05:35.000 That is a fucking glass. 1.00

00:05:38.000 What? 1.00

00:05:39.000 Do they think that a glass is a fancy thing?

00:05:42.000 Is that like the equivalent of like a gold trophy or something?

00:05:50.000 What?

00:05:51.000 Why is your mom in a glass, Eric?

00:05:58.000 That'll be the only good thing when my mom dies is I'm going to put her in a glass like that and carry her around.

00:06:04.000 To make fun of Eric.

00:06:05.000 All right, we're getting ahead of ourselves here.

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00:07:23.000 You know, I was just reading that going, Gavin, you are nailing this reed.

00:07:26.000 You haven't stuttered once.

00:07:27.000 And then I started stuttering.

00:07:29.000 That is weird.

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00:08:00.000 I was talking to a CBD guy today who said it's fucked because they have all this cash and they can't give it to banks because banks have dealt with drug dealers before and they go, we're not drug dealers. 0.91

00:08:12.000 Everything's legal. 0.95

00:08:14.000 So Congress is trying to pass the Safe Banking Act, where if you're not breaking the law in your state, then you can not be prosecuted and you get to function as a normal citizen. 0.90

00:08:26.000 And their argument is, our shit is illegal federally, but within the state, we're doing everything legally. 0.88

00:08:32.000 So why can't we do this? 0.99

00:08:33.000 They find banks eventually.

00:08:35.000 Banks will always take your money.

00:08:38.000 But in fact, I think the drug cartels saved us during the credit crisis because the banks were doing badly.

00:08:47.000 They didn't have any money, and they started taking drug dealers' millions.

00:08:51.000 And it saved us because all of a sudden we had cash.

00:08:54.000 So thank you, drug dealers. 1.00

00:08:55.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:08:57.000 It's a thing. 1.00

00:08:58.000 Oh, I don't understand that.

00:08:59.000 You think it's like a trashy hood thing?

00:09:01.000 But wine is a vice.

00:09:06.000 It's not good.

00:09:07.000 Like, maybe if you're a Somalier and, you know, you live in the south of France, you could see a wine glass. 0.95

00:09:14.000 But that's like a very specific industry thing.

00:09:16.000 As far as the other 99% of us, wine is beer, is whiskey, is pot.

00:09:22.000 It's a vice.

00:09:25.000 I don't understand this.

00:09:27.000 I think it's just like a really tacky thing from like maybe the 80s or the 70s.

00:09:32.000 I don't know.

00:09:33.000 I remember seeing those growing up, though. 0.99

00:09:36.000 When my daughter was, when we lived in Brooklyn, one of my daughter's friends was named, oh, shit. 1.00

00:09:44.000 It's a cheap, stupid, colored wine that's not even expensive. 1.00

00:09:49.000 Alize? 1.00

00:09:50.000 Alize.

00:09:51.000 Her name was Alize.

00:09:53.000 And I was like, I get Hennessy or like Moet.

00:09:58.000 Moet, but like, that's not expensive.

00:10:02.000 No.

00:10:02.000 And they used to rappers rapped about this and they were like, yo, we got some Alise.

00:10:06.000 And it's like cheap and shitty and it isn't strong. 0.68

00:10:10.000 So I'm like, so this is what they're drinking? 0.84

00:10:12.000 I'm drinking this.

00:10:12.000 I'm 13.

00:10:14.000 It's a monster energy drink of fruity wine.

00:10:18.000 And they mix it with Hennessy and it turns green.

00:10:19.000 They call it the Incredible Hulk.

00:10:22.000 Yep.

00:10:23.000 Good to know.

00:10:25.000 Ryan's always good for some ghetto stuff. 0.98

00:10:31.000 Go back to it.

00:10:32.000 One, two, by the way.

00:10:33.000 Because that song that we just played, Progress, is, he's a fairly successful country singer, but he's not a god. 0.83

00:10:41.000 And he put that song out, and it just fucking blew up. 0.62

00:10:44.000 He put a song out called Progress. 0.78

00:10:46.000 Within six hours of it being out, it was the number one most downloaded song of all formats.

00:10:51.000 Urban, rap, country, didn't matter.

00:10:53.000 To give me an idea of who was number two was Beyonce. 1.00

00:10:57.000 Number three was Lizzo.

00:10:58.000 Number four was Billie Eilish.

00:11:00.000 I mean, you're talking about artists that are 100 times bigger than I am.

00:11:04.000 But there sits my song, Progress, for 12 days in a row.

00:11:07.000 Labels would have never allowed a song that says, stick your progress where the sun don't shine, to ever come out.

00:11:13.000 If I was still at a record label and wrote that exact song that I knew was how I felt, and I knew there's a big section of America that would love that song and probably make it a number one downloaded song, you would never hear it.

00:11:26.000 I could have written it, but I would have to have the label's permission for that song to come out and they're not going to grant permission on that.

00:11:33.000 And then so I put it out by myself and the sucker's sitting at number one.

00:11:36.000 So I put a song out called Progress. 0.89

00:11:38.000 Gatekeepers or Toast.

00:11:40.000 Yep.

00:11:41.000 Speaking of gatekeepers, I told Maddie that he cannot be on the show tonight. 0.99

00:11:46.000 And I sent him, I said, you need to get your tits done. 1.00

00:11:50.000 Right. 1.00

00:11:50.000 So he's had triple D breasts installed. 1.00

00:11:55.000 Let's check in on him and see, because it's got to hurt.

00:12:00.000 No matter what, operations hurt.

00:12:02.000 I mean, you cut the skin, you put in the silicon, you sew it up.

00:12:08.000 You've been cut.

00:12:09.000 I don't care how you slice it. 1.00

00:12:10.000 Your body knows that you've been severed. 1.00

00:12:13.000 You've been sliced and diced. 1.00

00:12:16.000 Fucking. 1.00

00:12:17.000 Just kidding. 1.00

00:12:19.000 He had, well, we talked about it last week.

00:12:20.000 He had some weird camera go up his femoral artery and then pierce his heart and then burn it again.

00:12:28.000 Right?

00:12:29.000 It's the second time he's had a blowtorch inserted inside his heart.

00:12:33.000 What?

00:12:34.000 We are in the future.

00:12:36.000 Remember that show, V?

00:12:37.000 You're too young.

00:12:38.000 But when I was 13, there was a show called V. I've heard of V. Where these aliens come down.

00:12:44.000 They remade it in the, I don't know, 90s, 2000s.

00:12:47.000 These aliens come down and they just cure us of all our ailments using their fancy medicine.

00:12:53.000 And then we realize later, oh, it's because you're lizards and you want to eat us.

00:12:56.000 We're like farm animals to you.

00:12:59.000 Good plot.

00:13:00.000 Cool concept.

00:13:02.000 I have the action figure somewhere behind your desk right now, Ryan.

00:13:05.000 Can you turn your mic on?

00:13:10.000 Thank God no one heard that.

00:13:14.000 But that's how I feel when I see what our doctors do today. 1.00

00:13:17.000 It's Martian shit. 1.00

00:13:19.000 Speaking of Martian shit. 1.00

00:13:20.000 Oh, I think he's going to call us right back. 1.00

00:13:22.000 That's a good nickname for Maddie. 1.00

00:13:24.000 Martian shit. 1.00

00:13:25.000 What's up, Martian shit? 1.00

00:13:27.000 Yo, Martian shit. 1.00

00:13:28.000 You know that a nickname is stuck when you're fucking a girl and she says it. 1.00

00:13:32.000 She's like, oh, fuck me, Martian shit. 1.00

00:13:39.000 When we were in college, we were learning about like in early caveman. 1.00

00:13:42.000 There was Java Man and there was Joe Man, like Neanderthal era. 0.93

00:13:48.000 And we were like, our buddy John loves coffee.

00:13:53.000 Let's call him Joe Man.

00:13:54.000 So we called him Joe Man from then on.

00:13:56.000 And he goes, I didn't like the name. 1.00

00:13:58.000 And I knew it stuck when some chick I was fucking said, fuck me, Joe Man. 1.00

00:14:02.000 I was like, I'm fucking Joe Man now. 1.00

00:14:04.000 Joe Man. 0.98

00:14:08.000 Yeah, I had a nickname in the old restaurant I worked at.

00:14:12.000 It was Charlie.

00:14:14.000 And then it's just funny, like, the most serious situation could happen.

00:14:18.000 Like, I'm getting yelled at, and he's calling me Charlie. 1.00

00:14:20.000 Charlie, get the fuck down there. 1.00

00:14:22.000 You've got fucking grills open and shit. 1.00

00:14:24.000 Take away the H, take away the L, take away the I, and you have the perfect nickname. 1.00

00:14:31.000 Chair? 0.98

00:14:33.000 We remove the H, retard. 1.00

00:14:34.000 Care. 0.96

00:14:36.000 O. That was a hurtful subtraction of letters.

00:14:40.000 Where's Maddie O? 1.00

00:14:41.000 I think he's calling me Benny.

00:14:43.000 What do you call him?

00:14:45.000 He said something like, I gotta call you right back.

00:14:48.000 Oh, a nurse probably came in to blow him. 1.00

00:14:51.000 Hey.

00:14:54.000 Sometimes the nurses will come in wearing lingerie. 1.00

00:14:57.000 Or if he did get tits, he's probably. 1.00

00:14:59.000 They'll have like white thigh-high stockings, like Benny Hill. 0.99

00:15:05.000 Why don't they do that?

00:15:06.000 Why don't they do that? 1.00

00:15:08.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:15:09.000 Why doesn't my wife do that? 1.00

00:15:14.000 All right, so we'll get back to Maddie.

00:15:17.000 We've got articles here.

00:15:18.000 We've got things to discuss.

00:15:20.000 I don't know. 0.97

00:15:22.000 It's kind of like I like doing that during the week when we can sit down and really get into shit and go off at a tangent. 0.91

00:15:27.000 Here we only have two hours. 0.98

00:15:29.000 We're taking calls.

00:15:31.000 We're reading letters.

00:15:32.000 Oh, I forgot to screen the letters.

00:15:35.000 And we're also putting up a super chat to raise money for Max and John.

00:15:39.000 Two men who were looking at, or just finishing up four years.

00:15:43.000 I'm going to visit them this weekend.

00:15:45.000 Four years in prison for fighting Antifa for 17 seconds.

00:15:49.000 I saw those lawyers who threw the Molotov cocktail into a cop car are facing a year and a half.

00:15:58.000 This is terrorism, textbook terrorism.

00:16:01.000 And it's not some random car. 1.00

00:16:03.000 It's a fucking police van. 1.00

00:16:05.000 Not even just a cop car. 1.00

00:16:06.000 It's a police van.

00:16:08.000 They threw, and it worked.

00:16:09.000 The Molotov cocktail exploded.

00:16:11.000 They were also handing out Molotov cocktails to other Antifa rioters.

00:16:15.000 And their defense is...

00:16:20.000 And I'd been drinking.

00:16:22.000 I was drunk.

00:16:24.000 And I was drinking because of the stress.

00:16:26.000 So can we come down from a year and a half? 0.99

00:16:29.000 Bitch, take your year and a half and say thank you very much. 1.00

00:16:35.000 But no, not on the left, not on the radical left. 1.00

00:16:37.000 Speaking of take your year and a half, I've got some disturbing news to relay.

00:16:42.000 Noble Beard, I guess, is becoming ignoble Noble Beard.

00:16:48.000 1-9, he's going to flip on Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine.

00:16:55.000 What?

00:16:56.000 He's going to snitch.

00:16:59.000 What is there to snitch?

00:17:00.000 That's the other thing.

00:17:02.000 The only thing worse than a snitch is a guy who's not snitching on anything.

00:17:05.000 So that's a different video, unfortunately, very annoying.

00:17:07.000 But go back.

00:17:08.000 I never knew his name until right now.

00:17:10.000 Jeremy Bertino, first Prowboy leader to plead guilty to seditious conspiracy for Capitol Riot.

00:17:19.000 So to play devil's advocate and to defend him, maybe he's looking at 25 years, and I would hope that I could stand my ground if I was facing 25 years for something I didn't do. 1.00

00:17:30.000 And I'd say, fuck you. 1.00

00:17:31.000 I'm not bending. 1.00

00:17:32.000 But who knows?

00:17:33.000 You got kids.

00:17:35.000 He has kids.

00:17:36.000 They threaten you with, you know, decades in prison.

00:17:39.000 Maybe you just snap and go, okay, what do you want it to be?

00:17:43.000 That we were trying to overthrow the U.S. government?

00:17:46.000 Okay, yep, let's do it.

00:17:48.000 That was me.

00:17:49.000 And Ethan and Joe Biggs. 0.99

00:17:52.000 Don't take that fucking segment out of context. 0.99

00:17:56.000 Zoom in on it, though? 0.99

00:18:01.000 No, what are you doing? 0.99

00:18:02.000 Obviously, the first paragraph, penis face. 0.98

00:18:05.000 A North Carolina pleaded guilty, blah, blah, blah, to plotting with other members of the far-right Proud Boys to finally stop the transfer of power. 0.98

00:18:11.000 Meanwhile, that allegation, right?

00:18:14.000 Is that so bad?

00:18:16.000 Say that was all true, and it is not true.

00:18:20.000 But so the crime here is delaying Joe Biden's inauguration by a couple hours.

00:18:27.000 Okay.

00:18:28.000 That's inconvenient.

00:18:30.000 Doesn't like the rain do that too?

00:18:33.000 Wouldn't a traffic jam also be equally guilty of such a horrific crime?

00:18:38.000 Making him the first member of the extremist group to plead guilty to a seditious conspiracy charge.

00:18:42.000 He's agreed to corrupt.

00:18:43.000 He wasn't even there.

00:18:45.000 No, he didn't want to go at all.

00:18:47.000 No, well, that's the crazy thing.

00:18:48.000 If you look at 2-0, he's our pinned tweet at censored.tv on Twitter.

00:18:55.000 And it's me.

00:18:57.000 That's him.

00:18:58.000 That's Ignoble Beard.

00:19:00.000 This is me saying, don't go to that thing.

00:19:03.000 And he goes, we're not.

00:19:04.000 Don't even go.

00:19:06.000 Well, we are officially not going.

00:19:14.000 After this last showing, we are officially not going.

00:19:17.000 We have to take some time.

00:19:19.000 We have to regroup.

00:19:21.000 We love to support Trump.

00:19:23.000 We'd love to support the country.

00:19:24.000 We'd love to support the normies.

00:19:25.000 However, January 6th, with everything that's going on, We need to take a step back.

00:19:31.000 We need to reorganize.

00:19:33.000 We need to figure out the best strategy.

00:19:35.000 So, yeah, so we're off the table for two years.

00:19:37.000 It's one thing when people want you dead, right?

00:19:39.000 Like, people want gangsters dead all the time. 0.61

00:19:42.000 But in this case, you also have the politicians and the justice system and the media also wanting you dead.

00:19:50.000 So, when you get stabbed, it becomes four people were stabbed at a Proud Boys thing.

00:19:54.000 And when you stop a man from being killed, it's preferential treatment from the police.

00:19:59.000 And then they actually catch the perp and he's gone with a misdemeanor.

00:20:03.000 I mean, all of those factors together is a perfect storm for murder.

00:20:08.000 Ashley Babbitt was killed a week after I said that.

00:20:14.000 I warned you.

00:20:16.000 I warned you! 0.92

00:20:20.000 Let's look at some light news.

00:20:23.000 I was happy to see Gary Goleman. 0.99

00:20:26.000 He's a giant Jewish comedian who, my problem with comedians is they tell us how to live our lives, and most of their lives suck. 1.00

00:20:34.000 They never have like a normal family with plenty of kids. 0.98

00:20:38.000 Gary, for example, has tried to take his own life many times.

00:20:40.000 I think he lives with his mother, and he's on lots of medication. 0.99

00:20:43.000 But that being said, he's a fucking great comedian, drenched in sprinkles. 1.00

00:20:49.000 And I was happy to hear he's a butt boy. 0.99

00:20:51.000 And again, folks at home, a butt-boy is someone who is a member of our anti-butting club where you're not allowed to butt in line. 0.90

00:21:00.000 And it's especially important on planes.

00:21:04.000 If you're in row 23 and you let someone from row 24 get out before you, you're not a butt boy. 0.99

00:21:10.000 You're a failure. 0.99

00:21:12.000 I just knew. 0.99

00:21:13.000 It was during the day, so she was wealthy, entitled, aggressive, pushy.

00:21:20.000 I even predicted the first two words of her sentence when she returned.

00:21:25.000 Because she came back armful of frozen foods.

00:21:28.000 Meaning she went downstairs to frozen foods, a 10-minute round trip, the audacity.

00:21:32.000 Nay, the temerity.

00:21:35.000 She puts him into the carriage, and I knew the first two words.

00:21:38.000 She says, yeah, no.

00:21:43.000 She talks about too expensive.

00:21:45.000 And so I said, no, yeah.

00:21:51.000 Flipped it.

00:21:53.000 You were ahead of me.

00:21:55.000 Until you went shopping.

00:21:57.000 You can't go downstairs to frozen foods, come back with an armful, and take your spot in line.

00:22:01.000 The best I can offer you at this point is back of cutsies.

00:22:05.000 And that's incredibly generous.

00:22:08.000 What a man.

00:22:10.000 Hell yeah.

00:22:11.000 What a man.

00:22:13.000 What a mighty good man.

00:22:14.000 What a Matty Odell man.

00:22:16.000 Oh, we got him?

00:22:17.000 Oh, I think we got ourselves some mats.

00:22:20.000 E. Matty O!

00:22:27.000 What's going on here, bud?

00:22:29.000 How'd your top surgery go?

00:22:31.000 Yeah, you know, it's good.

00:22:34.000 Double D's in here. 0.51

00:22:37.000 So you have, what is that battery pack on your chest?

00:22:40.000 It's a heart monitor.

00:22:41.000 It's connected to, like, it's not even connected to my room.

00:22:44.000 It's like out in like a control center.

00:22:46.000 It's got every patient on the floor monitored.

00:22:48.000 Like, people just sit there and stare up at the monitor to see who's going off.

00:22:52.000 That's amazing.

00:22:53.000 I saw you had your TV was on the ceiling because you weren't allowed to move for five hours.

00:22:57.000 Yeah, that's the worst part.

00:22:59.000 Whenever they go through your arteries, you can't move your legs because it can't hold them shut.

00:23:05.000 They use this thing called like a maverick.

00:23:08.000 I guess it's just like putty or something.

00:23:09.000 They put it over it.

00:23:10.000 So if you move your legs or anything, it has a chance to fall off and you'll bleed out and die.

00:23:16.000 And no one will know because the blood will just pool in the back of your legs and your back.

00:23:19.000 Ah.

00:23:21.000 Yeah, so you're on your back flat staring at the ceiling for like five hours.

00:23:27.000 No good.

00:23:28.000 But at least they were smart enough to put the TVs on the ceiling.

00:23:31.000 So you had a camera and a blowtorch sent up your femoral artery from your groin.

00:23:37.000 It went up to your heart, punctured the walls of your heart, and then burnt another piece of skin.

00:23:42.000 No, no, this one, the transeptal, they punched holes in, and they put this big mechanical, like metal mechanical device in.

00:23:49.000 Oh, the umbrella thing.

00:23:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:52.000 I thought you already got that.

00:23:53.000 No, no, no.

00:23:54.000 I have the mechanical device, like the heart monitor in plant.

00:23:59.000 So you got the burning wall thing before, and now today.

00:24:02.000 In September, I had the burning done.

00:24:04.000 And today you got the steel umbrella.

00:24:07.000 That was last September.

00:24:10.000 So how do you feel right now?

00:24:12.000 I'm still a little dopey.

00:24:14.000 Like, I'm still, like, head fog, but I'm sore.

00:24:18.000 Like, I got bloodstains on my gown.

00:24:23.000 That's a good name for your autobiography, bloodstains on my gown.

00:24:29.000 I was looking at my bed before, and like, I don't know if you can see it.

00:24:33.000 There's like these brownish marks. 0.97

00:24:37.000 And I'm like, did I shit myself? 0.98

00:24:39.000 And then I realized that it's blood that must have went down between my thighs and collected on my butt or iodine. 1.00

00:24:46.000 Is it a big hole they dig in your groin to put all that shit up there? 1.00

00:24:50.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:24:52.000 Let me get a little risky.

00:24:54.000 Yeah, let's get in there. 0.98

00:24:55.000 cover of yoke We got a little Maddie's balls there. 1.00

00:25:05.000 Welcome to Maddie's Balls. 1.00

00:25:07.000 Those are some good hangers, my friend. 0.95

00:25:10.000 Nice balls, dude. 0.97

00:25:13.000 Are those new? 0.75

00:25:15.000 They just had a tune-up in the oil chain. 0.99

00:25:18.000 They shine the balls? 1.00

00:25:19.000 That's fucking sick. 1.00

00:25:21.000 So when do you get out of there? 1.00

00:25:23.000 Me?

00:25:24.000 I hate hospitals because, you know, I'm in New York City. 1.00

00:25:29.000 So every hospital, you still got to wear these fucking things. 0.99

00:25:32.000 But they want you to sit in this bed and lay here with a man. 1.00

00:25:38.000 Like, get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:25:41.000 And do you get drugs? 0.94

00:25:43.000 Yeah, they just, like, just, like, Ryan tried to call me just before my nurse came in and they had to do my vitals and give me some medication and check my wounds and stuff.

00:25:54.000 So, you know, it's mostly like wound care.

00:25:58.000 Because I'm on blood thinners Still, obviously, and I, you know, it takes a while to bleed it.

00:26:05.000 I mean, stop the bleeding.

00:26:06.000 That's why it's all over my butt, my legs, and my gown, the bed. 0.98

00:26:11.000 So, I mean, if you can get a Xanax or some opioids and just watch Censored.tv for fucking two days, that'd be fun. 0.99

00:26:19.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:26:19.000 We'll catch up. 0.96

00:26:20.000 Catch up on the episodes I didn't see. 0.94

00:26:22.000 But, yeah, the food sucks, you know. 0.99

00:26:25.000 Typical hospital fare garbage. 0.99

00:26:27.000 What about, do any of the nurses come by wearing sexy lingerie and high-heeled shoes? 1.00

00:26:34.000 Actually, my nurse today was good.

00:26:39.000 Pretty good, huh?

00:26:40.000 She was a bueno. 1.00

00:26:42.000 I would say a nice, thick, Latino woman. 1.00

00:26:48.000 Long dark hair.

00:26:50.000 Perfect.

00:26:51.000 Latinx.

00:26:52.000 Nice.

00:26:53.000 Yeah, she was probably mid-30s. 0.64

00:26:57.000 That's a great age.

00:26:58.000 That's when they really start getting good at it.

00:27:00.000 Getting good at it, if you will.

00:27:03.000 All right, man.

00:27:04.000 Well, we wish you nothing but the best.

00:27:06.000 Keep in touch, and let's celebrate when you get out.

00:27:10.000 Yeah, I'll hit you up tomorrow during the day anyway.

00:27:13.000 All right, man.

00:27:14.000 Let you know what's going on.

00:27:15.000 I'll see you when I'm looking at you.

00:27:16.000 Thanks, everybody.

00:27:17.000 Two fingers.

00:27:19.000 See you, Maddie.

00:27:22.000 He's got a catchphrase.

00:27:23.000 My fellow Americans, if you have an IRA 401k savings account, things are getting scary out there.

00:27:30.000 President Mr. Magoo has been printing money like he's in the movie Idiocracy, or like we're in Zimbabwe.

00:27:38.000 He's the Mugabe of the West.

00:27:41.000 For, I don't know, a year and a half now.

00:27:44.000 Our money's about to be worth nothing.

00:27:48.000 The Biden administration has already printed more money in the past two years than the previous 100 years combined.

00:27:55.000 That sounds like a lie, doesn't it?

00:27:57.000 It's true.

00:27:58.000 The national debt just hit a record $30 trillion.

00:28:03.000 Inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982, before Reagan came in and saved the day.

00:28:08.000 Let's hope Trump or DeSantis comes in and saves the day in 2024.

00:28:13.000 It's only a matter of time before the House of Cards comes crashing down.

00:28:16.000 If you have retirement savings, your money could be at serious risk.

00:28:19.000 Talk to my friends at GoldCo to see how you can protect your retirement with gold and silver.

00:28:26.000 As I keep saying, don't put all your money in gold and silver, but why would you not put some in?

00:28:32.000 Why would you not hedge your bets just a little bit?

00:28:35.000 Just to have that on the back burner.

00:28:38.000 Change your mind?

00:28:39.000 Sell it.

00:28:41.000 You know, when Biden was elected, my dad took all of his money out of all of his investments.

00:28:46.000 And my brother and I made fun of him. 0.92

00:28:48.000 I think he lost something like $50,000 in, what do they call it, actual gains or actual losses or some shit. 0.81

00:28:54.000 I'm not very good with finance.

00:28:57.000 And my dad has since saved a fortune by having just cash.

00:29:01.000 That was a brilliant move.

00:29:02.000 He's got a savings account.

00:29:03.000 He probably makes 1% interest a year.

00:29:06.000 And he's way ahead of the rest of us. 1.00

00:29:09.000 I think they say the average American is down 9% on their investments because of this shit. 1.00

00:29:17.000 Go to gavinlikesgold.com. 1.00

00:29:21.000 They built a URL just for this ad to monitor the success.

00:29:26.000 You got to go to gavinlikesgold.com.

00:29:28.000 What?

00:29:29.000 Go to gavinlovesgold.com lest you come across well first go to gavinlikesgold.com because it's funny but then go to gavin loves gold this guy is sending the same mistake every week well no it's the same read so um well it's go to gavinlovesgold.com they'll give you up to ten thousand dollars in free silver when you open an account that's gavinlovesgold.com

00:30:02.000 you don't need a a funny passcode because once you're there they know that you went through gavinlovesgold.com and they'll know you came from us and of course if you don't go there then they won't advertise with us anymore and we'll go broke and be on the streets and there'll be no more show and everyone will die i love gold the taste of it the smell of it the texture i love gold so much that i even lost my genitalia

00:30:33.000 in an unfortunate smelting accident.

00:30:35.000 Back when Mike Myers was funny.

00:30:40.000 Yeah.

00:30:40.000 By the way, another client we like to push here is Nita Fashions.

00:30:46.000 I just had my meeting with them.

00:30:48.000 It's a male spa, folks. 0.90

00:30:51.000 Are they still in the city?

00:30:52.000 Because I want to go.

00:30:53.000 No, you blew it. 1.00

00:30:54.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:30:55.000 So apparently, 100% of our viewers talk to Nita Fashions via Instagram. 1.00

00:31:02.000 Okay.

00:31:04.000 I guess that's what the kids are up to. 1.00

00:31:05.000 I got the craziest shit. 1.00

00:31:08.000 First of all, I got four too. 1.00

00:31:10.000 shirts that are as thick as cardboard.

00:31:13.000 I'm sick of these thin dress shirts.

00:31:15.000 I want thick, thick, thick ones.

00:31:17.000 Right?

00:31:18.000 And then I got a tweed hunting suit with like leather.

00:31:22.000 It's green tweed.

00:31:24.000 It's got the leather elbow patches.

00:31:26.000 An action back, it's called.

00:31:28.000 Slid up the back.

00:31:29.000 Oh, we did a little fun video.

00:31:31.000 I Like, that's not easy to do.

00:31:33.000 Yeah, I go, guys, are you sure you want to sully your brand with me?

00:31:39.000 I'm toxic.

00:31:40.000 And they go, no, Mr. Gavin.

00:31:41.000 You've done very well.

00:31:43.000 We have so many baby monsters.

00:31:45.000 We have one a day.

00:31:46.000 Literally one a day.

00:31:47.000 Hey, everyone on Instagram.

00:31:49.000 We're back in New York, and we have one and only Mr. Gavin McInnes here.

00:31:56.000 Hello.

00:31:58.000 Every time you laugh, we lose your eyes.

00:32:00.000 I know, I know.

00:32:01.000 We're going to drop the mask because, you know, we're safe when we're in your presence.

00:32:06.000 like how they're just proud supporters, yeah what do you get now if you go back to hong kong and you have covet um that's definitely they randomly test people on the street and if you have covet you get a fine and if you're not wearing a mask you get a fine and if you're outside on the street in hong kong and you smoke a cigarette like this you get a fine because you lowered your mask but it's not as bad as it was it used to be three weeks when those guys would go back to Hong Kong, they'd have to spend three weeks in quarantine.

00:32:34.000 But anyway, another thing I got was: I go, What's your thickest shit here? 0.99

00:32:39.000 And they go, Well, Mr. Buddy, we've got a crazy suit that's like almost like a gray fur. 1.00

00:32:46.000 It's so hairy.

00:32:48.000 You asked for a Mugabe?

00:32:49.000 What?

00:32:50.000 Did you ask for a Mugabe suit?

00:32:52.000 Oh, yeah, we'll play that.

00:32:54.000 And I go, I want that in a suit.

00:32:57.000 And they go, well, you can do a blazer.

00:32:58.000 It's crazy hot.

00:32:59.000 It's this thick. 1.00

00:33:00.000 You're nuts, man. 1.00

00:33:01.000 It's like a, you'll be a polar bear. 1.00

00:33:03.000 And I'm like, I want the pants.

00:33:05.000 You can only wear it in February outside.

00:33:08.000 And they go, I like the way you're talking, dude.

00:33:11.000 Okay.

00:33:12.000 Let me summarize.

00:33:13.000 See this suit?

00:33:15.000 Let me get my list and I'll show you how we can.

00:33:17.000 Sure.

00:33:18.000 So, Mugabe always wears suits with his face on them.

00:33:24.000 Now, I know you don't have that in this thing, but if I was to get you this fabric, could you make a suit like this out of it?

00:33:32.000 Yes, definitely.

00:33:34.000 That's great, because I need to have this.

00:33:36.000 Now, I talked to some people that can do these prints.

00:33:39.000 I don't know if you can hear them.

00:33:42.000 I don't have any yards. 1.00

00:33:43.000 There are African Americans outside on their stupid quads and motorcycles. 1.00

00:33:48.000 Oh, I heard that, yeah. 1.00

00:33:49.000 Tearing up the Bronx. 1.00

00:33:52.000 Fucking assholes. 1.00

00:33:53.000 Anyway, you can check that out. 1.00

00:33:55.000 And when you contact them, make sure you mention me and you'll get a discount.

00:34:01.000 Speaking of cops, I sent you one of our own.

00:34:06.000 NYPD Bronx cop.

00:34:08.000 He was dealing with an EDP.

00:34:12.000 Emotionally disturbed person with a knife.

00:34:14.000 The guy was flailing around like that.

00:34:15.000 Now, you're not allowed to shoot people anymore if they have a knife.

00:34:19.000 So you have to approach them and try to calm them down and say, look, man, please give me the knife.

00:34:23.000 I don't want to lose my pension, so I'm not going to just shoot you.

00:34:27.000 I've got to get close to you and endanger my own life.

00:34:32.000 So first show the article about this guy.

00:34:34.000 This is three blocks from here.

00:34:36.000 Bronx cops slash in nose trying to apprehend emotionally disturbed man.

00:34:40.000 Bronx cop was slashed in the nose as he tried to take an apparently emotionally disturbed man into custody early Thursday.

00:34:47.000 Maybe he wasn't emotionally disturbed.

00:34:49.000 The officer's partner tased the unhinged man during the attack at the corner of West Fordham Road and Grand Avenue in Fordham Heights at about 7.20 a.m.

00:34:57.000 Officers were called to Andrews Avenue on a report of a man with a knife outside a grocery.

00:35:02.000 I've been to that exact grocery, by the way.

00:35:04.000 But when they got there, the man was gone.

00:35:07.000 The 52nd Precinct cops found the man about a block away and asked him to raise his hands when the man lunged with his blade, catching the officer's nose.

00:35:17.000 Again, we have defunded the police.

00:35:20.000 We have vilified the police.

00:35:22.000 They are petrified of being sued, killed, losing their pensions.

00:35:28.000 Remember Derek Chauvin, they had to have a whole armed security around his house?

00:35:33.000 So they don't want to shoot someone.

00:35:35.000 They'd rather get hurt.

00:35:37.000 So we have put cops' lives in jeopardy.

00:35:40.000 My son was asking me, he goes, I got to do an essay about racism.

00:35:43.000 And I go, why don't you talk about these rich Westchester elites who are petrified of blacks going to their kids' schools and the zoning affecting it?

00:35:52.000 It's the only racism I see.

00:35:54.000 And he goes, what about like unarmed blacks getting killed?

00:35:58.000 I go, okay, there's 60 million interactions with police every year in America.

00:36:03.000 There's about six cases of unarmed blacks being killed where you're like, hmm, that one sounds pretty bad, actually.

00:36:10.000 That's not a Trayvon.

00:36:12.000 That's not a Mike Brown.

00:36:13.000 That guy seemed pretty innocent.

00:36:15.000 Okay.

00:36:15.000 So let's say there's about half a dozen serious, unjust cases of unarmed blacks being killed.

00:36:21.000 That's six out of 60 million.

00:36:22.000 That's not one in a million.

00:36:25.000 That's one in 10 million.

00:36:28.000 That's pretty good.

00:36:30.000 If the odds of me dying when I walk outside are one in 10 million, I've been living in a safe neighborhood.

00:36:37.000 So blacks are living in a safe country.

00:36:40.000 And then I told him like Breonna Taylor was living with a drug dealer and participating in that life. 0.66

00:36:46.000 She got killed in a shootout.

00:36:48.000 Sandra Bland was suicidal.

00:36:49.000 Freddie Roach was trying to hurt himself so he could sue the city.

00:36:54.000 Mike Brown didn't have his hands up. 0.99

00:36:56.000 Trayvon Martin was beating the shit out of George Zimmerman. 0.95

00:36:58.000 And George was about to lose consciousness, so he pulled his gun lest it be pulled on him. 0.54

00:37:03.000 Anyway, the real thing, I didn't bring this up with my son because it's too heavy of a red pill, but why does the media lie about these cases?

00:37:13.000 Why do they want Trayvon to be an innocent guy just going to get jujubes?

00:37:20.000 Black failure, white guilt. 0.99

00:37:21.000 They need a reason that blacks are doing badly in this country. 1.00

00:37:25.000 And if it's racism and evil racist cops, that makes them feel better. 0.99

00:37:31.000 And I don't need to feel better. 0.70

00:37:33.000 I'm not looking for any excuses.

00:37:34.000 I don't care.

00:37:36.000 Anyway, let's continue with this article about our boy down the street.

00:37:43.000 The blade caught the officer's nose. 0.96

00:37:45.000 It sounds like he nicked his nose a little bit.

00:37:48.000 A nose nick.

00:37:49.000 A little nose nick.

00:37:49.000 Just a little...

00:37:54.000 The partner then uses taser to incapacitate the attacker.

00:37:57.000 The cop was taken to St. Barnabas Hospital, where it's believed the cop may need stitches to close the wound.

00:38:04.000 Now, often when they say may need stitches, I see it and I'm like, no, you could just get a band-aid.

00:38:09.000 You'll be fine.

00:38:10.000 Put some ice on it.

00:38:11.000 Crazy glue at the most.

00:38:12.000 crazy glue, ice.

00:38:17.000 How bad can it be?

00:38:18.000 What happened?

00:38:19.000 Looks like a lot of glue.

00:38:20.000 Oh, his nose is gone.

00:38:21.000 Okay.

00:38:22.000 All right.

00:38:22.000 So it's Tales from the Crypt, Michael Jackson.

00:38:26.000 The nose is fucking not there anymore. 0.97

00:38:29.000 We probably should have said NSFW. 0.99

00:38:30.000 That's insane.

00:38:31.000 That's a cop living under the new NYPD rules.

00:38:35.000 That's kind of a cool tattoo.

00:38:37.000 But zoom in on that nose.

00:38:39.000 You may want to look away if you're eating Cheerios right now.

00:38:43.000 It's gone.

00:38:45.000 Like, both his nostrils are on the other side.

00:38:50.000 He has zero nostrils. 1.00

00:38:52.000 That is a fucking sharp knife, by the way. 1.00

00:38:55.000 Holy crap. 1.00

00:38:57.000 Wait, the cartilage. 0.98

00:38:59.000 Yeah, the cartilage has been cut through, too. 1.00

00:39:05.000 Anyway, cops are pussies, man. 1.00

00:39:08.000 Why didn't wait. 1.00

00:39:10.000 Couldn't he just move?

00:39:12.000 Go like that.

00:39:12.000 Why don't they just tase him?

00:39:14.000 Maybe that's why.

00:39:16.000 Well, they were too scared to even tase him. 0.99

00:39:18.000 And when I say scared, I mean of the fucking paperwork, vilification, end of your career. 0.99

00:39:25.000 You know why we abuse cops as a society? 0.99

00:39:28.000 Because we can.

00:39:30.000 That's why we abuse ex-cons. 0.99

00:39:31.000 Anyone that we can abuse gets tons of abuse. 0.99

00:39:35.000 It's the same reason you see blacks preying on old Asians. 1.00

00:39:38.000 It's nothing to do with race. 0.98

00:39:39.000 They just, they can.

00:39:41.000 If someone is below us and we can torture them, we do it.

00:39:45.000 We're not nice people, us civilized society.

00:39:49.000 But wait, there was another cop.

00:39:51.000 Why of things?

00:39:53.000 There was another cop thing I wanted to.

00:39:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:57.000 This is another perfect example of cops too scared to do their job.

00:40:02.000 This woman, I think, was mad about the capital gains tax. 1.00

00:40:08.000 So her problem was you work hard, you build an LLC, and you want to capitalize on that.

00:40:16.000 Now, the money that the LLC made, you've already paid taxes on.

00:40:20.000 So she's the owner of her company, I think they sell pumpkin cupcakes.

00:40:25.000 It's mostly for Halloween, October.

00:40:28.000 That's their rush season is October.

00:40:30.000 And her point to the police officer was, how is it that when I want to take money out of my own LLC, the capital gains is up to whatever it is now, 25, 30%?

00:40:41.000 It used to be 12% in that particular community.

00:40:44.000 And she goes, that's my net.

00:40:45.000 That's my nut.

00:40:47.000 And you're preventing me from making it.

00:40:49.000 And his point was, lady, I don't make the laws.

00:40:52.000 But yeah, capital gains tax is what it is today, and you have to follow that law.

00:40:57.000 And she lost it.

00:40:58.000 And she said, I want to talk to your supervisor.

00:41:00.000 And he said, my supervisor is back at the station.

00:41:03.000 We can't go there.

00:41:04.000 And she said, well, I'm going there.

00:41:06.000 And that's when she commandeered his vehicle.

00:41:08.000 This is 2.9, Ryan.

00:41:11.000 So it helps to know the context behind this dispute.

00:41:13.000 So it helps to know the context behind this dispute.

00:41:20.000 She was also very warm. 0.97

00:41:22.000 She was airing out her buttocks. 1.00

00:41:24.000 And her breasts were sweaty during the heated debate. 0.74

00:41:27.000 It's in Chicago where capital gains taxes through the roof.

00:41:31.000 Look, he can't shoot her.

00:41:32.000 He can't tase her. 0.98

00:41:33.000 He can't punch her in the face.

00:41:36.000 So what does he do?

00:41:38.000 Just please stop, emotionally disturbed person.

00:41:41.000 Please.

00:41:43.000 Just be normal.

00:41:44.000 Oh, no.

00:41:46.000 Look, he almost died of political correctness.

00:41:51.000 And she's off to the station to discuss tax law with his chief lieutenant.

00:41:56.000 I wonder if anybody else in her path is safe as well.

00:42:00.000 You know, it's totally legit to shoot someone when they're driving away in a car like that because the car is a weapon now.

00:42:06.000 I talked to a cop once.

00:42:07.000 I said, is it ever acceptable to shoot someone in the back running away?

00:42:11.000 And he goes, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:42:12.000 If they've been violent before and they have a weapon or a knife or it's conceivable that they're about to go do more damage, like they're headed to a fair or something with a gun, you got to shoot them in the back. 1.00

00:42:28.000 Shoot them all, kill them all. 1.00

00:42:30.000 All right. 1.00

00:42:31.000 We should go behind the paywall.

00:42:32.000 I like to try to keep this to half an hour, but it always goes to an hour.

00:42:36.000 Let's pull up the super chat.

00:42:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:39.000 And show how much money we've raised for Max and John.

00:42:42.000 They're going to have a nice little $10,000 each at least.

00:42:46.000 They don't get out until March, I believe.

00:42:48.000 I can't bring them anything, by the way. 0.99

00:42:51.000 We usually bring them cigarettes, avocados, all kinds of produce, all kinds of shit. 0.96

00:42:57.000 And this time I said, what are we allowed to bring? 0.99

00:42:59.000 And they said, absolutely nothing because people were dipping it in LSD.

00:43:04.000 I'm like, LSD?

00:43:06.000 It's been around since the 70s.

00:43:08.000 You just caught onto the LSD thing now?

00:43:12.000 So, no.

00:43:14.000 Which is fine with me.

00:43:15.000 It saves me a lot of money.

00:43:16.000 Cigarettes are expensive.

00:43:20.000 If you check out my email with the subject Gavin Indian Joker face painting, you can see how life imitates art. 0.88

00:43:26.000 I have a feeling that I've already seen this and it sucked so bad I didn't even put a purple flag on it.

00:43:31.000 I'll hail Zorf.

00:43:33.000 Gavin, will you be replacing Ryan with a shemail Tesla robot?

00:43:38.000 Yes. 1.00

00:43:39.000 Big fucking tits. 1.00

00:43:41.000 $5 is spelled wrong on purpose. 1.00

00:43:43.000 Ryan, open my video I just emailed you with a five-minute video I made that puts full display how the FDA drifted from basic immunology.

00:43:53.000 Well, that doesn't sound oh, that's really good.

00:43:56.000 Oh, I see.

00:43:57.000 He's pulling up some classic painting that looks like me doing Indian Joker face.

00:44:01.000 Okay.

00:44:03.000 Sure, that sounds like a really boring video, but you donated 50 bucks to these guys.

00:44:07.000 So I guess we'll start it, and then people can see the title and they can look it up on their own time. 0.98

00:44:12.000 Look it up on your own damn time. 0.99

00:44:15.000 Speaking of looking up shit on your own damn time, I started watching Atheism is Unstoppable, which is pretty amazing how a Christian company has an atheist on the roster. 1.00

00:44:28.000 That's pretty darn open-minded, is it not? 0.99

00:44:31.000 We think atheists are going to hell, but we're happy to have them. 1.00

00:44:36.000 He did a great video about this idiotic Muslim who murdered a Korean girl, and they lost in court. 1.00

00:44:47.000 They appealed it, lost in court, they went to the Supreme Court. 1.00

00:44:50.000 No, you clearly murdered her.

00:44:52.000 Then it became a podcast on NPR.

00:44:55.000 And now he's free to go.

00:44:58.000 And I'm watching it, feeling prejudiced, and I go, you know, I used to think big government and big business together were the worst thing in the world. 0.96

00:45:06.000 But it looks like with this thing, big Muslim and big Jew getting together, it's even worse. 1.00

00:45:14.000 Because it was his family friend who's clearly linked up to big Arab money.

00:45:21.000 And then she goes to NPR and HBO, and the Jews there are like, yeah, let's run with it. 1.00

00:45:27.000 And now he's free to go.

00:45:29.000 And what I love About this series, it's only part one that he's put out yet.

00:45:33.000 Is Devin goes, This is not about Said or the Korean girl or HBO or anything.

00:45:40.000 It's about the fact that we have a justice system and we've pushed it aside and let podcasters decide who must go free.

00:45:48.000 And it's always a certain person that they choose.

00:45:51.000 Like, Kim Kardashian's Innocence Project is an absolute travesty.

00:45:56.000 She's working on men who murdered children, murdered families. 1.00

00:46:00.000 She's a fucking psycho, and it's always blacks with her. 1.00

00:46:04.000 And then you have that guy, what's his name, Halstead? 1.00

00:46:08.000 Asian dude that Michelle Malcolm was working with.

00:46:12.000 Daniel Hotzclaw, H-O-T-Z-C-L-A-W.

00:46:16.000 This guy's this Asian cop. 0.99

00:46:18.000 This black woman said, he made me suck him off to avoid a parking ticket or a traffic citation. 1.00

00:46:25.000 And he's like, no, dude, we wear like spanks with the thing and Velcro and then the weight belt thing. 0.99

00:46:32.000 You know how like cops can be real gearheads?

00:46:34.000 And he has that thing that stops you from getting a hernia. 1.00

00:46:37.000 And then he's got his vest with his shit. 0.99

00:46:39.000 Like the way I always described it when this was a big subject was, say that was his girlfriend. 1.00

00:46:45.000 And she's like, I just, can I blow you during work?

00:46:47.000 He'd be like, I mean, hold on.

00:46:52.000 No. 1.00

00:46:53.000 It's going to take me like four minutes to get my, to get to my dick. 1.00

00:46:58.000 So, no. 1.00

00:47:00.000 And the jury, of course, hates cops. 1.00

00:47:03.000 They were all black. 1.00

00:47:04.000 They ran with it. 0.97

00:47:04.000 They weren't all black, but they were predominantly black. 0.97

00:47:06.000 And they ran with it.

00:47:07.000 He's in jail right now.

00:47:09.000 And I checked up on the case recently, and the family is suing him.

00:47:14.000 He's in prison for a crime he didn't do, and the family is suing him.

00:47:19.000 Because he's a cop.

00:47:21.000 And none of these wrongfully accused charities would ever go near the case. 0.98

00:47:26.000 It has to be a black dude for some weird reason.

00:47:30.000 You're not going to pull up any Hotsclaw? 0.54

00:47:36.000 Why did that not occur to you?

00:47:38.000 Riggs Huang Huang?

00:47:41.000 I just spelled his last name, genius.

00:47:43.000 I thought it was Halstead.

00:47:45.000 Hotsclaw.

00:47:46.000 I spelled it. 0.99

00:47:47.000 What were you doing, jerking off in your kilt? 0.99

00:47:49.000 I would never do that. 1.00

00:47:51.000 Hotsclaw.

00:47:52.000 Daniel Hotzclaw. 1.00

00:47:58.000 I like, too, that Devin doesn't script his shit. 1.00

00:48:01.000 Convicted of raped, sentenced to 263 years in prison. 1.00

00:48:07.000 It was a day for singing.

00:48:09.000 I see freedom.

00:48:13.000 A day for justice.

00:48:14.000 And this was a big group.

00:48:16.000 Oh, you don't say the bird which is the bald eagle was there to throw away the key. 0.98

00:48:26.000 How fucking amazing is that? 0.96

00:48:28.000 It's ironic. 0.99

00:48:29.000 They're all singing about freedom, too.

00:48:30.000 Freedom and justice.

00:48:33.000 Make up a rape story.

00:48:35.000 For all women all over the world.

00:48:37.000 A day they made a wall.

00:48:39.000 Look at her hat. 0.99

00:48:41.000 You see the hat? 0.93

00:48:42.000 Who's raping that? 1.00

00:48:43.000 She's wearing a fox furry hat as someone is sentenced to 263 years in prison. 0.78

00:48:54.000 Daniel Holtz call intercourse.

00:48:56.000 It's a haunt.

00:48:58.000 Oh, I think I watched this guy's confession thing.

00:49:02.000 Not a confession, his interrogation.

00:49:06.000 Even with the filing of the motion of a new trial, it does not end by him giving a sentencing which should have happened two hours ago.

00:49:14.000 In the end, though, Judge Henderson stuck with the jury, sentencing Daniel Hulch Glaud at 263 years to be served consecutively, celebrated by victims. 0.98

00:49:24.000 You absolute animal retard. 1.00

00:49:27.000 You threw a man in jail forever. 1.00

00:49:30.000 For what?

00:49:31.000 And I will tell you, these women didn't think that either, but we did, and you see what happened.

00:49:36.000 Yeah, way to go, guys.

00:49:39.000 Save the day.

00:49:42.000 So let's pull up that thing that the $50 dude made us look at.

00:49:47.000 All right, $50.

00:49:48.000 He's forcing us at gunpoint.

00:49:50.000 Evolution of Fauci, natural immunity versus vaccine-induced immune.

00:49:54.000 Dude, I'm trying to entertain people here.

00:49:57.000 Maybe you mean just like watching.

00:49:58.000 If she really has the flu, if she really has the flu, she definitely doesn't need a flu vaccine. 1.00

00:50:04.000 Italian speaking with a Jewish ass. 1.00

00:50:06.000 She should not be a vaccine. 1.00

00:50:07.000 She really has the flu. 1.00

00:50:08.000 Oy vey.

00:50:09.000 What are you going to do?

00:50:10.000 Vaccination is getting infected yourself.

00:50:15.000 I think we get the gist.

00:50:16.000 But, sir, we get it.

00:50:18.000 If you say watch it, we'll watch it our own time, and we promise.

00:50:20.000 But zoom out so others can watch it.

00:50:22.000 It's a link.

00:50:23.000 He paid good money.

00:50:24.000 Wait, he sent that link and no one else can see it?

00:50:28.000 Yeah, it is a Google Drive link.

00:50:31.000 Wait, so this is a link to Google if that didn't work.

00:50:35.000 Yeah, so this is all like a private Google thing. 0.99

00:50:40.000 You might have made the video, fuck. 1.00

00:50:43.000 Okay, well, that's gay and stupid. 1.00

00:50:46.000 Some guy named Danny Robinson sent me probably 100 DND Vin Diesel emails with an old footage of Vin Diesel. 1.00

00:51:01.000 Don't show it. 1.00

00:51:02.000 Vin Diesel playing D ⁇ D, so we're punishing you by reading your name and refusing to play your stupid video, which is already an ancient Chinese secret, so fuck you. 1.00

00:51:11.000 You fucking shithead. 1.00

00:51:14.000 By the way, speaking of the next email is about Jordan Peterson, I think Jordan Peterson stole the Clean Your Room thing from me. 1.00

00:51:23.000 Really?

00:51:24.000 Yeah.

00:51:25.000 Because I stole it from this dude Kennedy who wrote a book called Knockout that I edited.

00:51:32.000 And his thing was he went from like $500 in debt, $500,000 in debt, to being a millionaire.

00:51:39.000 And it was about getting in shape, working hard.

00:51:42.000 He's not particularly smart.

00:51:43.000 He was doing like real estate and stuff.

00:51:45.000 It's not like he's a genius.

00:51:47.000 And he turned his whole life around, saved his marriage.

00:51:50.000 And it was all just by like buckling down and working hard.

00:51:53.000 And he wrote a book about it, I believe called Knockout.

00:51:58.000 And one of his first steps was to Clean your room.

00:52:01.000 And this is like 20, I don't know, 13.

00:52:09.000 Here's some that are like so many came in that these got pushed down.

00:52:14.000 We never read them.

00:52:14.000 $25.

00:52:15.000 My wife.

00:52:15.000 Oh, is that from last week?

00:52:17.000 From today, actually, but they got pushed down by the newest five.

00:52:21.000 We only see the newest five on the other one.

00:52:23.000 So my wife wants me to cancel my subscription. 1.00

00:52:25.000 Fuck her. 1.00

00:52:27.000 Okay. 1.00

00:52:27.000 By exit life. 1.00

00:52:29.000 Of course, we have here Robot Dick. 0.94

00:52:33.000 Starship Technologies HR manager, Portland, UGRAD, hates and openly discriminated against straight white Christian men. 1.00

00:52:38.000 PSTJ is a bastard. 1.00

00:52:40.000 Robot Dick. 1.00

00:52:41.000 Yeah.

00:52:41.000 The book, pull this up.

00:52:43.000 Pull this up, Jamie.

00:52:44.000 It's called Knockout, Emanual for Success, My Million Dollar Shift.

00:52:52.000 I'm kind of disappointed, Mike Kennedy, that you didn't actually get punched in the face for your book cover.

00:52:57.000 It's not that painful.

00:53:01.000 That guy introduced the Clean Your Room thing.

00:53:04.000 Clean Your Room.

00:53:06.000 That's 2013 when that book came out.

00:53:08.000 So he's probably working on it 2011.

00:53:11.000 11?

00:53:12.000 11!

00:53:15.000 Sorry, let's go back to those unread thingamadoodles.

00:53:19.000 Thing diddly bobbers.

00:53:21.000 Let's take a call, too.

00:53:23.000 I think we're ready for calls.

00:53:24.000 I forgot to mention Maddie's Liken's special on the network after blah, blah, blah.

00:53:27.000 Retarded cop. 0.99

00:53:28.000 I remember that from last week.

00:53:31.000 I'm pretty sure we read that one.

00:53:32.000 Oh, here.

00:53:33.000 What about this?

00:53:34.000 Think of all factors.

00:53:34.000 What is Larry David out of 10?

00:53:36.000 Oh, that's a good one.

00:53:38.000 So, looks-wise, Larry David is a three, two, but he's worth a billion dollars. 1.00

00:53:46.000 And I'm not saying I want to fuck him, but women do. 1.00

00:53:50.000 I'm going to change my shirt, actually. 1.00

00:53:51.000 I'm sick of this.

00:53:53.000 Whoever sent us these shirts smokes.

00:53:56.000 Smells like a bonfire to me.

00:53:58.000 No, it smells like cigarettes.

00:54:01.000 I actually like the smell because cigarettes smell like freedom.

00:54:05.000 I just got this at the Mets game where we beat the Nationals for no reason.

00:54:12.000 It's not part of the wild card.

00:54:15.000 We're never going to be the top of the league.

00:54:18.000 So it has zero bearing on the World Series.

00:54:22.000 Look at this cool shirt. 0.96

00:54:26.000 Sick. 0.76

00:54:27.000 Mets and my PDFs.

00:54:29.000 Did you see that?

00:54:29.000 It's still broken.

00:54:30.000 See the fucking Mets subway trains? 1.00

00:54:35.000 They decked them all out and all Mets shit. 1.00

00:54:38.000 It was kind of cool. 0.99

00:54:39.000 No, I didn't see that. 0.98

00:54:40.000 It's fucking cool. 0.99

00:54:40.000 My son bought this shirt, and I thought, that's cool. 0.99

00:54:44.000 So I went downstairs and I bought it.

00:54:46.000 And he goes, you bought the same shirt as me?

00:54:48.000 I go, yeah.

00:54:50.000 I copied you.

00:54:51.000 It's called copying.

00:54:55.000 Remember that was big in grade school?

00:54:58.000 They copied me.

00:55:01.000 Now at 52, I'm a proud copier. 1.00

00:55:05.000 I'm a fucking Xerox machine, bitch. 1.00

00:55:08.000 So let's do the intro to the thank you for calling. 1.00

00:55:12.000 We'll take a call, then we'll go behind the paywall.

00:55:16.000 Oh, that looks great.

00:55:19.000 It's very Mets.

00:55:21.000 Yes, good point, Ryan.

00:55:23.000 Look at that.

00:55:23.000 They took it over.

00:55:24.000 They said, this is our time.

00:55:26.000 I think the World Series is totally possible.

00:55:28.000 Mr. and Mrs. Mets.

00:55:30.000 As my son said, rarely do the top two teams make it to the World Series.

00:55:35.000 It's really that predictable. 0.99

00:55:37.000 By the way, we haven't talked about you and your fucking Comic-Con today. 0.99

00:55:42.000 I went to Comic-Con today. 0.99

00:55:44.000 Fun time, lots of...

00:55:47.000 Okay, regular face that is, yes, chinky. 1.00

00:55:51.000 I agree.

00:55:53.000 I got some videos, B-roll.

00:55:56.000 And it was just a lot of nerdy shopping stuff.

00:56:00.000 You don't say Comic-Con was nerdy?

00:56:03.000 That's basically what it was.

00:56:06.000 I thought it would be cool, tough guys.

00:56:08.000 No, it was not that.

00:56:09.000 Like, here's a guy with a turtle, dressed as a ninja turtle.

00:56:15.000 He's got little katanas on his back that are taped on his back.

00:56:19.000 He's got little katanas taped on his back.

00:56:24.000 So animal abuse?

00:56:29.000 Good thing animals are inferior. 0.96

00:56:32.000 It's okay to abuse.

00:56:33.000 A lot of cosplay.

00:56:34.000 A lot of people dressing up.

00:56:36.000 That's why I wore my kilt.

00:56:37.000 I thought it would be a fun kind of thing.

00:56:39.000 There's like a guy that I called a mountie.

00:56:41.000 He was very upset by that.

00:56:42.000 He was a Marine, actually.

00:56:43.000 That is a Toys for Tots outfit.

00:56:46.000 He's a gunny sergeant.

00:56:48.000 He might be based.

00:56:50.000 Okay.

00:56:51.000 Let's see.

00:56:52.000 No, go back.

00:56:54.000 Why?

00:56:54.000 I don't know.

00:56:55.000 That last couple, like, I want to see them fuck. 1.00

00:56:58.000 Let me see. 1.00

00:56:59.000 I didn't even catch them.

00:57:00.000 What goes on with them?

00:57:01.000 Oh, those two?

00:57:02.000 No, no, not those two.

00:57:04.000 Not the Waddle Crew?

00:57:05.000 No.

00:57:07.000 Those two.

00:57:09.000 Her.

00:57:10.000 Her and him.

00:57:11.000 Like, what do they do?

00:57:13.000 I want to know about their lives.

00:57:14.000 So they watch anime.

00:57:15.000 They play video games.

00:57:17.000 They just sit and read comic books.

00:57:19.000 Is your brother cheating on his fiance?

00:57:22.000 His wife?

00:57:23.000 Does kind of look like my brother. 0.94

00:57:26.000 My brother doesn't have retarded tattoos. 1.00

00:57:32.000 Ryan, why are you with the lowest human life forms? 0.98

00:57:35.000 I like the events.

00:57:37.000 They put on a really big, you know, high-budget event.

00:57:40.000 I love the break.

00:57:41.000 Right.

00:57:42.000 Well, it's just, you know, they got all these cool displays and stuff, and it's just an exciting thing for New York. 0.99

00:57:49.000 Every fucking baby is going, what the fuck are we doing here? 0.98

00:57:53.000 So, like, what cool displays? 1.00

00:57:55.000 Can we see one?

00:57:56.000 Yeah.

00:57:58.000 Let me just do these in order so I don't lose track.

00:58:00.000 Okay.

00:58:02.000 Yeah, what do we got here?

00:58:04.000 Wow.

00:58:05.000 Yeah, just a big, big-ass high-budget event. 1.00

00:58:07.000 I like shit like that. 0.99

00:58:08.000 They got out-of-shape cosplayers with skin-tight uniforms, out of breath from sitting on a thing. 1.00

00:58:14.000 Look at that.

00:58:15.000 I mean, they really go all out for this.

00:58:17.000 No, they don't.

00:58:18.000 It's just a bunch of flags and panels, and the Jacob Javits Center is already there.

00:58:24.000 What have they done?

00:58:25.000 They stuck an inflatable dragon in the sky?

00:58:29.000 Wow.

00:58:33.000 I thought it was kind of cool.

00:58:35.000 Nope. 0.99

00:58:37.000 The boat show is fucking cool. 0.97

00:58:39.000 And the food there? 0.97

00:58:40.000 Oh, the food was so expensive.

00:58:43.000 Nice.

00:58:44.000 Wasn't good.

00:58:46.000 Great story.

00:58:48.000 Thank you, sir.

00:58:49.000 Nice bounty outfit.

00:58:51.000 Oh, it's a Marine.

00:58:52.000 I'm sorry.

00:58:53.000 Like I said.

00:58:54.000 That was the exchange.

00:58:57.000 It lived up to my expectations.

00:58:59.000 Yeah, no, I'm not saying that it was the most exciting thing ever, but there was a little bit of drama. 0.99

00:59:05.000 This guy was running around saying, like, this guy stole my fucking stool. 0.92

00:59:09.000 And then there's this, and I couldn't tell if it was a bit or not. 0.99

00:59:12.000 The guy's really upset.

00:59:14.000 He was screaming for security.

00:59:17.000 Because this guy, who has no teeth, and punched him, stole his, he's taking a hit of an asthma inhaler, stole his stool.

00:59:26.000 Is that him sitting on it right there?

00:59:28.000 Yeah.

00:59:28.000 So those are your peers, by the way.

00:59:30.000 Mentally ill people who complain about chairs.

00:59:33.000 I like events, you know, and this is a nice event.

00:59:35.000 I've been there once before.

00:59:37.000 I was, you know, working with Compound Media at the time, and I was like, you know, I saw all these people dressed up like, you know, comic book people.

00:59:44.000 How much did it cost?

00:59:46.000 I was just standing outside and somebody sold me their badge for like five bucks.

00:59:50.000 So I went in and I it was a good time.

00:59:52.000 I wore my MAGA hat the whole time.

00:59:54.000 Nobody gave me any guff because these are all nerds.

00:59:56.000 They don't know anybody.

00:59:57.000 It was fun.

00:59:58.000 It was fun.

00:59:59.000 But you keep saying it's fun.

01:00:01.000 It was awesome.

01:00:01.000 I have no evidence.

01:00:02.000 I have nothing.

01:00:03.000 Well, for instance, me and Hollowed, we went to go see Dragon Ball Z, the movie, a couple weeks ago.

01:00:08.000 And then they have this great little setup, like diorama setup for them.

01:00:14.000 Wow.

01:00:15.000 So it's like you get to see these things that you know.

01:00:18.000 Oh, my God.

01:00:19.000 That must have been awesome.

01:00:22.000 Shenron Dragon.

01:00:25.000 It's a Shenron Dragon.

01:00:27.000 So my buddy went there.

01:00:29.000 You know, I convinced him to go.

01:00:31.000 He's all about that stuff.

01:00:32.000 He got a Gundam wing, and I bought him an extra Gundam wing, about $50 for his birthday.

01:00:37.000 He was so happy about it.

01:00:38.000 And I got a Gundam.

01:00:39.000 What's the Gundam wing?

01:00:40.000 Well, I'll show you.

01:00:41.000 It's a Japanese robot that you build.

01:00:44.000 It's like a model kit.

01:00:46.000 You're a grown man.

01:00:49.000 We like to get swept away in like little, you know, this is a cultural happening.

01:00:54.000 Look how many people are there.

01:00:56.000 It's sold out.

01:00:57.000 And it's a huge event.

01:00:59.000 This is what people are into.

01:01:00.000 You sit there and you glue pieces.

01:01:02.000 Is it even glue or do you just click them together like Lego?

01:01:05.000 There's different sets.

01:01:06.000 The one I got is entry-level.

01:01:08.000 I'm not going to get into it.

01:01:09.000 I'm just going to like, it was $14.

01:01:11.000 I was like, yeah, why not?

01:01:12.000 And I got like, think this guy.

01:01:14.000 So you snap them together.

01:01:15.000 Snap them together. 1.00

01:01:16.000 That is pathetic. 1.00

01:01:19.000 That's for nine-year-olds. 1.00

01:01:21.000 But there's also gluey ones, too.

01:01:23.000 Gluey cutty.

01:01:24.000 That's for 11-year-olds.

01:01:25.000 I'll go up to 11.

01:01:26.000 11.

01:01:27.000 This guy's got a guitar.

01:01:29.000 So, you know, these are cool. 1.00

01:01:33.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:01:34.000 I like participating in things, you know? 1.00

01:01:36.000 Well, let's try to cleanse the palate with some fucking phone calls because I'm disturbed. 0.99

01:01:44.000 So play the thing. 0.99

01:01:45.000 You are on air. 1.00

01:01:48.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00

01:01:50.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00

01:01:53.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:01:55.000 You have one thing.

01:01:56.000 Thank you for calling.

01:01:57.000 It's great hearing from you.

01:01:59.000 Bye-bye.

01:02:00.000 All right, next call.

01:02:03.000 Next call. 0.99

01:02:06.000 All right, so let's put the motherfucking number up now. 0.99

01:02:11.000 The number up there. 0.98

01:02:13.000 Yeah, if you're listening, it's 718-400-6959.

01:02:17.000 That number, again, is 718-400-69. 0.99

01:02:23.000 Fucking yeah. 0.99

01:02:24.000 That's funny. 1.00

01:02:25.000 That's a sexual position.

01:02:27.000 Yeah.

01:02:28.000 When the girl's upside down or whatever. 0.97

01:02:30.000 You put your pee-pee in your face. 0.99

01:02:32.000 You're drunk eater out when you're getting a beege. 1.00

01:02:34.000 Long time no see, Jennifer Tennis on the line. 0.97

01:02:37.000 Oh.

01:02:38.000 Hey, guys.

01:02:39.000 Hey.

01:02:42.000 How are you?

01:02:43.000 Good.

01:02:44.000 How are you?

01:02:46.000 I'm good.

01:02:46.000 This is for Ryan.

01:02:48.000 Oh.

01:02:48.000 Oh, well, excuse me.

01:02:52.000 Ryan, so the best part of the show is, of course, your impressions.

01:02:56.000 Thank you.

01:02:57.000 Frankly, thank you very much.

01:02:59.000 I'm Trump.

01:03:00.000 Go ahead.

01:03:01.000 Well, it's funny you say that because I was going to say, I love the face thing to go along with it.

01:03:09.000 Except for Trump, do you think you could do some of Trump without?

01:03:12.000 Because your Trump impression, the best part is the emoting in your face.

01:03:17.000 Frankly, that's a great point.

01:03:19.000 Ed, we're going to look into it.

01:03:21.000 We're going to look into it in a big way.

01:03:25.000 No, I get that.

01:03:26.000 All right.

01:03:26.000 Totally makes sense.

01:03:27.000 Thanks, John.

01:03:28.000 All right.

01:03:28.000 Thanks for calling.

01:03:29.000 All right.

01:03:30.000 Bye.

01:03:34.000 This is from a chick. 1.00

01:03:36.000 It's called I Live in This Shit Hole. 1.00

01:03:39.000 Shithole is one word, my dear. 1.00

01:03:41.000 Hi, Gavin. 0.97

01:03:42.000 Ryrai.

01:03:43.000 We just moved to the area a few months ago for work.

01:03:45.000 First week in our house, it was broken into.

01:03:48.000 Each of my kids' schools send at least two alerts a day about terroristic threats or stabbings. 0.99

01:03:54.000 Basically, we got the message, and no amount of money is worth this shit. 0.99

01:03:57.000 Working on getting the fuck out. 1.00

01:04:01.000 Nursery intruder says, die as he chokes, shakes newborn. 1.00

01:04:06.000 I read this story today.

01:04:08.000 He attacked several newborns in IQ.

01:04:17.000 Attempted. 1.00

01:04:18.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you. 1.00

01:04:23.000 Okay. 1.00

01:04:25.000 Let's hear the newspiece.

01:04:31.000 This violent details were being revealed after an assault on infants last night at Odessa Regional Medical Center.

01:04:38.000 An 18-year-old is behind bars tonight after police say he attacked two newborns and tried to strangle them.

01:04:44.000 Thank you for joining us.

01:04:46.000 And I'm Carson Blush Jones.

01:04:47.000 ABCB News Mike Money breaks down what we know so far in tonight's big story.

01:04:53.000 18-year-old Marcus McCowan Jr. is facing several charges today after an assault on two newborns, a mother and hospital staff at the ORMC Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.

01:05:04.000 Around 6.30 Monday night, OPD officers arrived at the ORMC after receiving a call about multiple assaults.

01:05:10.000 During their investigation, a nurse told police that McCowan Jr. was not a motive because his girlfriend had gone into labor.

01:05:17.000 Police were told that McCowan Jr. grabbed the nurse and was seen running around the labor and delivery area.

01:05:22.000 Next, McCowan Jr. reportedly lies. 0.66

01:05:28.000 The media lies about cops shooting black people because they see stories like that and their brain just cannot process it. 0.99

01:05:37.000 So they go, blacks are being hunted by police and they're like going crazy from the stress and it's systemic racism and it's brutal and it's harsh and it's a living hell. 0.97

01:05:51.000 So that's why you hear about stories like that. 0.93

01:05:55.000 Nope.

01:05:59.000 All right, let's take another call and then we'll get behind the paywall. 0.94

01:06:04.000 I can't believe how boring your Comic-Con stories were.

01:06:09.000 It was just a nice, fun time.

01:06:11.000 Hey.

01:06:12.000 Hey, Gavin, a guru.

01:06:15.000 Hey.

01:06:16.000 So this is for both Ryan and Gavin.

01:06:18.000 I know you guys are both war movie veterans.

01:06:21.000 And so I ask, if you were both 18 again and Gungy Your Head had to join one of the branches of the military, which would it be and why would it be the Coast Guard?

01:06:33.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:06:34.000 I'm a pussy. 1.00

01:06:36.000 So I'd want to see the least combat possible. 1.00

01:06:39.000 Is that the Navy?

01:06:41.000 Like I said, that's why I said the Coast Guard.

01:06:44.000 Yeah.

01:06:46.000 Yeah, I don't want like the, I'll never recover from seeing the beginning of saving Private Ryan Stoned. 1.00

01:06:52.000 I don't want bullets going past my head.

01:06:54.000 Choo-ching. 0.99

01:06:55.000 Shook.

01:06:58.000 I'm not.

01:06:59.000 Mine would be mine would be Army because my grandfather was in the Army and I would join Marines, but I just don't like the taste of crayons.

01:07:06.000 Am I right?

01:07:06.000 Uh.

01:07:07.000 And about face?

01:07:09.000 I think you could be a real asset to...

01:07:19.000 Wait, lean your head forward?

01:07:22.000 Oh, it's just hair.

01:07:23.000 Okay.

01:07:24.000 I thought you had monkey pox. 0.75

01:07:26.000 The good thing about you being in the army is we could send you to the front lines because your life doesn't matter.

01:07:30.000 That's not true.

01:07:31.000 I would go into the front lines because of my skills, dedication, loyalty, and leadership.

01:07:36.000 Yeah, I'm not saying the other guys are their lives don't matter.

01:07:40.000 I'm just saying it would be very unique because he'd be the one guy where if you get shot in the head, it's not a big deal.

01:07:46.000 And I don't think anyone would notice if you got shot in the head.

01:07:48.000 They would.

01:07:49.000 They would cry, but they'd have to.

01:07:50.000 I'd say.

01:07:51.000 No, you might be able to still function as you do now.

01:07:53.000 I would be like this.

01:07:54.000 You went to Comic-Con and thought it was awesome.

01:07:56.000 I'd be like this. 1.00

01:07:57.000 You might end up smarter if you got shot in the head. 0.99

01:07:59.000 Don't worry about me. 0.99

01:08:00.000 Go.

01:08:01.000 You might kickstart you.

01:08:04.000 I could still do my 15-count manual arms from what means.

01:08:08.000 It's from drill. 0.99

01:08:09.000 Not color guard shit either. 0.99

01:08:11.000 I'm talking about exhibition drill. 0.99

01:08:15.000 Sounds like you'd be really good at stolen valor.

01:08:17.000 All right.

01:08:18.000 All right.

01:08:19.000 210.

01:08:20.000 We're on the line.

01:08:22.000 Go ahead.

01:08:23.000 Yo.

01:08:24.000 Yo.

01:08:26.000 Hey, so I got a question for Gav.

01:08:30.000 What do you think about I can't remember if it was on this one or.

01:08:35.000 It might have been Joe Rogan.

01:08:37.000 But y'all talked about cell memory on like...

01:08:46.000 Do you think that is prevalent in humans, too?

01:08:51.000 Like slavery?

01:08:53.000 Like, do you think that Blackstave and Padley is a product of that?

01:08:58.000 Is there some kind of cell memory there?

01:09:00.000 No, that's one of those nurture arguments you hear.

01:09:05.000 I'll answer your question, though.

01:09:06.000 Thanks for calling.

01:09:08.000 Yeah, there is some evidence that there is cell memory.

01:09:12.000 And they talk about these people who get eyes donated after they lose their eyes.

01:09:17.000 They're seeing.

01:09:18.000 And every time they keep having this nightmare about Jesus killing them. 0.84

01:09:22.000 And then they talk to the people who gave them their eyes, and they go, oh yeah, the guy that we got those eyes from, he got shot by this hippie. 0.97

01:09:31.000 He had a big beard and long hair.

01:09:32.000 Whoa.

01:09:33.000 I know, it sounds crazy, but look it up.

01:09:36.000 It was on like 60 Minutes.

01:09:37.000 I know they're not reputable, but this wasn't on some weird blog somewhere.

01:09:40.000 It's a pretty mainstream concept where you give organs to someone and they retain some sort of bizarre memory.

01:09:49.000 So I'm open to that possibility.

01:09:51.000 I don't know how true it is, but I could believe the eye story.

01:09:56.000 I'm not sure either way.

01:09:57.000 I'm not a scientist. 0.99

01:09:58.000 But to stretch that out to fucking slavery. 0.98

01:10:02.000 Yeah, there's nothing in there that would say that like, oh, my parents or their parents are like in a pass-down thing. 0.98

01:10:08.000 You're talking about a person's memories from their life.

01:10:11.000 And those eyeballs are like an hour old.

01:10:13.000 They're not 400 years old.

01:10:16.000 I saw some article that said, blacks don't swim because of slavery.

01:10:21.000 And they saw the other slaves get thrown off the boat, and they're still traumatized by that.

01:10:26.000 That's why they're scared of water.

01:10:28.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.

01:10:36.000 Dude, if he was my friend, I would be happy as a clam because I would be laughing all day.

01:10:43.000 I guess he wouldn't like the friendship because I'd be laughing at him, not with him.

01:10:48.000 And I think I know why. 0.79

01:10:51.000 Like, I got a fancy credit card because I have the shitty debit card.

01:10:54.000 And I was like, I got a nice wallet. 0.58

01:10:56.000 Why is my, I got to get a nice credit card.

01:11:00.000 So I went to my bank's website and I was like, I want like a black one. 0.83

01:11:03.000 So they sent me a fancy credit card.

01:11:06.000 Whatever.

01:11:06.000 Is it metal?

01:11:07.000 No, I can't.

01:11:08.000 I'm not good enough for those.

01:11:11.000 But when I got the package, I laughed out loud.

01:11:14.000 Why?

01:11:16.000 It was this big, fancy, long rectangle with like a thing around it that you had to unfurl, like an elastic band thingamedoodle.

01:11:26.000 Then you open it up and there's like seven pamphlets and some gold paper, and then the actual card came on this cardstock. 0.98

01:11:35.000 We had to pop it out through almost like a rubbery kind of a cunt. 1.00

01:11:40.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:11:42.000 Nothing wrong with that. 1.00

01:11:43.000 No, there is something wrong with that.

01:11:45.000 You weren't listening.

01:11:47.000 And it reminds me of what we're talking about.

01:11:52.000 But anyway, yeah, there's no way slavery is still there.

01:11:55.000 And the other problem, every time someone comes up with a theory like, oh, it was slavery, you have to explain now the non-slave blacks. 0.78

01:12:04.000 Like, why doesn't anyone swim in South Africa?

01:12:08.000 Why doesn't anyone swim in any coastal country in Africa?

01:12:13.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:12:16.000 We will.

01:12:17.000 This guy wants to know, female sprinkles and a 10. 1.00

01:12:20.000 Oh, female sprinkles. 1.00

01:12:22.000 Okay.

01:12:24.000 Let's see.

01:12:25.000 Devin, in that same video, no, sorry, in another AIU video, he talks about what female comedian is going to replace Trevor Noah.

01:12:33.000 And he's like, Nikki Glazer trying to be sexy and also funny is gross.

01:12:38.000 I agree.

01:12:39.000 It is a weird sell.

01:12:40.000 I'm sure she's a nice woman. 0.98

01:12:41.000 When a woman's on stage. 0.99

01:12:42.000 I know her.

01:12:42.000 Right, newer.

01:12:43.000 But when a woman's wearing like stilettos and a beautiful gown and then doing comedy, it's like this is not... 0.99

01:12:52.000 Coming all night long, but then he pulls out and man, it's just hard.

01:12:56.000 It's been a while since he's seen a hole that big.

01:13:02.000 That's pretty funny.

01:13:03.000 I don't know about sprinkles.

01:13:04.000 Wait, is she doing the joke, though?

01:13:05.000 Someone else wrote that joke.

01:13:07.000 It's her reacting to it. 1.00

01:13:08.000 You could put a fucking retarded. 1.00

01:13:12.000 You just showed a woman reacting to a hilarious male joke that someone worked really hard on, wrote, recorded, added the background noise. 1.00

01:13:20.000 Let's see.

01:13:21.000 Maybe she got more.

01:13:23.000 Okay, her flying to sneak into a Delta Sky Club.

01:13:29.000 Ting drinking is very bad.

01:13:32.000 Yo, I got a fake ID, though.

01:13:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:39.000 Sir, you are a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:13:41.000 You wasted our fucking time. 1.00

01:13:43.000 Sir, you suck. 1.00

01:13:44.000 You suck. 1.00

01:13:47.000 I'm usually not very mean to people, but you're a bad person. 1.00

01:13:51.000 No.

01:13:52.000 No, not my first time.

01:13:54.000 What is your idea of comedy? 1.00

01:13:55.000 garbage TikTok shit. 1.00

01:13:57.000 That guy's... 1.00

01:14:02.000 Sprinkles?

01:14:03.000 You know what?

01:14:03.000 We should probably just go with purple flags at this point.

01:14:06.000 We got a 410 on the line.

01:14:07.000 410.

01:14:08.000 You're on the line.

01:14:16.000 We hear you.

01:14:16.000 Yes, sir.

01:14:18.000 Hello?

01:14:19.000 Is this Matt?

01:14:22.000 Oh, hello?

01:14:23.000 410.

01:14:28.000 What do you think he's doing now?

01:14:32.000 I think he was listening to the show and he's picking his nose.

01:14:35.000 And then he felt like a blood booger. 1.00

01:14:39.000 And then he saw blood and went, oh, what the fuck? 0.99

01:14:41.000 And he's like, did I... 0.99

01:14:48.000 Hello?

01:14:48.000 Are you back from the bathroom?

01:14:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:52.000 So what was the nosebleed about?

01:14:54.000 Did you pick your nose too hard?

01:14:55.000 Or is your nails long?

01:14:57.000 Your nails long and you scratched the inside of your nose?

01:14:59.000 Yeah.

01:15:00.000 What nosebleed? 1.00

01:15:01.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

01:15:02.000 Okay, you can lie about it. 1.00

01:15:05.000 All right, anyway.

01:15:07.000 The viewers want to know when you're going to open the show with a fish song, Gavin.

01:15:11.000 Oh.

01:15:12.000 Is this Matt?

01:15:18.000 Yeah.

01:15:19.000 All right.

01:15:19.000 Thanks for calling.

01:15:22.000 Our buddy Matt was wearing a fish shirt in Dallas, and I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you doing? 0.85

01:15:27.000 See, I'm going with him to the fish concert in New York City. 0.98

01:15:31.000 And then his argument was, what about Godspeed You Black Emperor?

01:15:35.000 They're just noise. 1.00

01:15:36.000 It's garbage, too. 1.00

01:15:37.000 I had to walk out of the show. 1.00

01:15:39.000 No.

01:15:40.000 Godspeed You Black Emperor aren't pretending to do songs.

01:15:45.000 They have a soundscape.

01:15:47.000 It's almost like sound art.

01:15:51.000 It's like a new form of classical music.

01:15:53.000 It's an experience. 1.00

01:15:54.000 These fuckers are just noodling away on guitars like a hundred studio musicians with no leader. 1.00

01:16:02.000 Ugh. 1.00

01:16:09.000 It's like a bunch of guitar teachers at Guitar Center all got together to bore you to death.

01:16:15.000 A long clinic.

01:16:16.000 Yeah.

01:16:19.000 Like, they sound like they're testing out the instruments for the band that's about to come up. 0.93

01:16:25.000 Yeah, there's like the fucking the sound check crew, but they're like, they're getting way too comfortable. 0.98

01:16:29.000 Is that a midget? 1.00

01:16:31.000 Or it's at a wedding and there's a lot of musicians at the wedding and your dad was in a band in the 70s and then the everyone leaves but there's some stragglers because we got the place for the whole night.

01:16:43.000 And then the stragglers start getting up on the stage.

01:16:46.000 The lights are off.

01:16:47.000 And they just start jamming up.

01:16:49.000 They do Louie Louie and stuff. 1.00

01:16:50.000 Oh shit. 1.00

01:16:51.000 Mattio says, fuck Fish, the drummer or bassist is a pedo. 1.00

01:16:56.000 Oh. 1.00

01:16:57.000 Another reason to hate them.

01:16:59.000 Maybe he's been catching fished.

01:17:01.000 Oh, sure.

01:17:02.000 We forgot to go behind the paywall.

01:17:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:04.000 All right, so that's enough free shit for you, you greedy mooches. 1.00

01:17:08.000 And if you're a fish fan, don't subscribe to the network. 1.00

01:17:11.000 We don't want your money. 1.00

01:17:12.000 Buy tickets to the fucking show. 1.00

01:17:15.000 Yes, Chicago. 1.00

01:17:16.000 It's in a nice part of Chicago.

01:17:17.000 It might bomb.

01:17:18.000 The ticket sales are not going well.

01:17:19.000 People are afraid of Chicago because they don't know it's in a safe part.

01:17:23.000 We haven't announced it as broadly as we should.

01:17:25.000 We should announce the venue.

01:17:26.000 Not the venue itself, but it's in the west suburb area of Chicago.

01:17:31.000 Obviously, we're not going to the south side of Chicago, guys.

01:17:34.000 Hello.

01:17:34.000 It's chill.

01:17:35.000 Hello.

01:17:36.000 It's a base.

01:17:38.000 That's a huge thing.

01:17:39.000 Josh was like, dude, I'm worried about the ticket sales in Chicago.

01:17:42.000 Every place is sold out so far, but not Chicago.

01:17:46.000 And I was sort of like, I understand you want to make money and stuff, but I'm doing this for the experience.

01:17:52.000 And I kind of would like to experience a terrible bomb.

01:17:56.000 Yeah, me too.

01:17:57.000 Like, it would be kind of cool to come out and there's like 30 seats sold. 1.00

01:18:02.000 And just people like, you suck! 1.00

01:18:04.000 Wow. 1.00

01:18:05.000 Like, we already have the packed thing.

01:18:08.000 So, if we're putting it in a movie, we already got all the cool shots of lots of people.

01:18:12.000 How about some shots of no people?

01:18:14.000 That's funny.

01:18:15.000 Anyway, so we're going to go behind the paywall now and do all kinds of fun stuff that the freeloaders are not allowed to see.

01:18:22.000 And plus, it's much more controversial behind the paywall.

01:18:24.000 It's naughty behind the paywall.

01:18:27.000 So we're going to go put on our lingerie and do rude business. 1.00

01:18:34.000 We wish you would subscribe.

01:18:35.000 It's $10 a month.

01:18:37.000 Unlimited data.

01:18:38.000 I don't think that you could possibly watch all the shows we provide.

01:18:41.000 I can't.

01:18:43.000 Nope.

01:18:44.000 And I don't even watch my own show, obviously.

01:18:46.000 So, yeah.

01:18:47.000 Please subscribe to censored.tv.

01:18:50.000 Please buy tickets to the show in Chicago and New York.

01:18:54.000 They're both coming up very soon.

01:18:56.000 And get fired.

01:18:58.000 Get in trouble.

01:18:59.000 Be brave.

01:19:00.000 And never stop fighting.

01:19:02.000 Let go of Jesus.

01:19:03.000 Let government say.

01:19:06.000 You can have back your freedoms if you do what you say.

01:19:11.000 Get in trouble.

01:19:12.000 Be brave.

01:19:12.000 And never stop fighting.

01:19:17.000 Violent protest over a speaker on campus here. 1.00

01:19:20.000 Fuck you, Norman. 1.00

01:19:22.000 He is a prominent Canadian, writer, actor, comedian. 1.00

01:19:24.000 He's the co-founder of Viking. 1.00

01:19:26.000 Oh, fuck another vagina, you gross pig. 1.00

01:19:32.000 That's a movie plug on empty movie of the speaker. 1.00

01:19:35.000 You got big fucking pigs. 1.00

01:19:40.000 I watched that and I said, this shit's too retarded to fuck. 1.00

01:19:43.000 You shouldn't do it. 1.00

01:19:44.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around. 0.98

01:19:48.000 This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave. 0.98

01:19:51.000 Wow.

01:19:57.000 No more filthy.

01:19:59.000 You king.

01:20:01.000 They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.

01:20:03.000 I'm taking order.

01:20:04.000 I do.

01:20:05.000 Let governments say you can have back your freedoms if you do what we say.

01:20:16.000 Stick your progress where the sun don't shine.

01:20:21.000 Keep your big mouth away from me, mine. 1.00

01:20:26.000 If you leave us alone, when we'd all be just mine, stick your progress with the sun.

01:20:41.000 Oh, Gary.

01:20:42.000 Where's Gary?

01:20:43.000 I miss Gary.

01:20:44.000 Is Gary alive?

01:20:47.000 Every time I ignored him, like when he was talking to me after the show, I'd be wrapping up stuff and doing stuff.

01:20:53.000 I feel bad now.

01:20:54.000 I don't.

01:20:55.000 I wish I had nothing for Gary. 1.00

01:20:58.000 Gary doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

01:20:59.000 Dude, he would not. 1.00

01:21:01.000 If you were drowning and you had a cigarette on your hat, he would take the cigarette and watch you drown.

01:21:07.000 Oh, it's wet.

01:21:09.000 He would like, yeah.

01:21:11.000 He doesn't give her a drink.

01:21:11.000 You got a lighter?

01:21:12.000 I don't fucking care about you or anyone but Gary. 0.99

01:21:18.000 Sylvia's not here tonight. 0.99

01:21:20.000 She took an oxy.

01:21:21.000 Oh.

01:21:22.000 Yeah, she was feeling some pain, so she's too high to come.

01:21:25.000 Spread the wealth yourself.

01:21:26.000 She said to me, I'm getting a test from my lungs for cancer.

01:21:30.000 It could be cancer.

01:21:32.000 Pray for me.

01:21:34.000 I was like, okay.

01:21:35.000 So then I started to pray for her, and then I thought, what if God is sort of like, what are you doing?

01:21:41.000 I'm like, I'm praying.

01:21:42.000 I don't want Sylvia to have cancer.

01:21:43.000 He's like, why?

01:21:44.000 I don't know.

01:21:45.000 She's a friend of mine.

01:21:47.000 She's 78 years old. 0.98

01:21:48.000 She lives alone in a studio apartment with a blind chihuahua that shits all over the rug. 1.00

01:21:54.000 What shits itself? 0.99

01:21:55.000 What shits itself? 0.99

01:21:58.000 How long should I go for this? 0.99

01:22:00.000 And then I'd be like, I don't know, like another five years?

01:22:03.000 Five years?

01:22:04.000 I should do this for five more years?

01:22:06.000 Why are you meddling?

01:22:08.000 I've been doing this for billions of years. 1.00

01:22:11.000 Yeah, your Mets prayers just went through, you motherfucker. 1.00

01:22:14.000 Yeah, fuck you. 1.00

01:22:15.000 I've kept the Mets afloat all season because of your stupid bet, which, by the way, I'm at $268. 1.00

01:22:23.000 Don't be a cutie pie, okay? 1.00

01:22:28.000 Maybe God is Trump.

01:22:30.000 I'm feeling upset.

01:22:33.000 We have Christopher on the line, 920.

01:22:35.000 Christopher from the Sopranos?

01:22:37.000 Whoa, Christopher.

01:22:38.000 Oh! 0.60

01:22:39.000 Oh, me! 1.00

01:22:41.000 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

01:22:42.000 Yo, what's going on, guys? 1.00

01:22:43.000 Hey, hey man.

01:22:45.000 So I wanted to talk to Ryan.

01:22:48.000 Am I going to get to meet Ryan at the Chicago show?

01:22:50.000 Yes.

01:22:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:22:52.000 Wonderful.

01:22:52.000 If you got to meet him.

01:22:53.000 If you talk to him then, too.

01:22:54.000 Real quick, so Gavin knows basically nothing about religion, and he'll never listen to me because I'm real young, and he's like old as hell.

01:23:05.000 So, Ryan, ignore the dinosaur stuff.

01:23:09.000 Kind of ignore creation for now.

01:23:11.000 Kind of ignore the end times for now.

01:23:13.000 You've got to actually get to the basics, my guy.

01:23:16.000 Like, who is Jesus Christ?

01:23:18.000 What is salvation?

01:23:19.000 Sin. 0.78

01:23:20.000 Don't be Catholic, first of all. 1.00

01:23:22.000 That's a bad choice.

01:23:23.000 Interesting.

01:23:26.000 You got to go to a Baptist church, dude.

01:23:28.000 You got to get to a, I don't know, evangelical free church, some conservative Presbyterian.

01:23:34.000 There's like four different types of Presbyterian.

01:23:35.000 Choose the right one.

01:23:37.000 You got to talk to him about religion.

01:23:40.000 He knows nothing about it, man.

01:23:41.000 Baptist.

01:23:42.000 Straight up.

01:23:43.000 What's the right Baptist religion? 0.99

01:23:45.000 You said there's four?

01:23:47.000 Okay, so there's three Presbyterian types of denominations.

01:23:51.000 There is the PCUSA, which is like sort of pretty liberal.

01:23:56.000 They don't really believe so much in Christianity.

01:23:58.000 They're kind of like a feel-good type, whoa, what's going on, guys?

01:24:03.000 How about live a good life?

01:24:04.000 Not really what it's about. 0.98

01:24:06.000 There's no way, which is so radically, like, left-wing garbage that I can't even remember the name of it. 0.76

01:24:12.000 I disassociate with them entirely. 0.96

01:24:14.000 And then there's OPC, Orthodox Presbyterian Church, which is good stuff.

01:24:20.000 I mean, there's a lot of, yeah, people are always selling me on the church, and they all sound really good.

01:24:27.000 And I feel like, Not that there's no wrong way to eat the Reeses of believing in Christ and stuff, but I don't think you're going to hell if you're like if you are one of these denominations. 0.95

01:24:40.000 You never said what denomination we should be or he should be.

01:24:44.000 Baptist or evangelical?

01:24:46.000 My vote would be for Orthodox Presbyterian Church or a Southern Orthodox Presbyterian.

01:24:54.000 Are the people there hot?

01:24:56.000 You know my issue with Christianity is God though, dude. 0.99

01:24:59.000 Come on.

01:24:59.000 Real quick is like Jews are so good at looking out for their own, othering other people.

01:25:05.000 We're like, you're not one of us, so fuck you. 1.00

01:25:07.000 We don't do that enough. 1.00

01:25:08.000 In fact, we're just so schismed, if that's a word, that it's just really upsetting.

01:25:12.000 So I don't like any really like infighting.

01:25:16.000 I think whatever your denomination is, probably because your parents were that.

01:25:20.000 But guys, get over it.

01:25:22.000 It's about Christ. 1.00

01:25:23.000 My mother was a crackdown whore. 1.00

01:25:25.000 Okay, well, that's an interesting choice, too. 1.00

01:25:28.000 She's not a Christian. 1.00

01:25:29.000 Yeah.

01:25:30.000 So, okay, so I agree with you.

01:25:31.000 Here's the thing, though, right?

01:25:33.000 We've got to start doing that, too.

01:25:34.000 Like, Christians generally, I would say I would put a Roman Catholic or an Eastern Orthodox in the same camp as I would give them preferential treatment if it came down to it or whatever.

01:25:45.000 But we're also not raising our children as Christians. 0.97

01:25:48.000 We were doing the Western thing, the white thing, which says we're the only masochistic ethnic group or religious group.

01:25:55.000 And we're also doing some nonsense where we don't actually even help our friends, let alone the people who we don't necessarily get along with.

01:26:02.000 But like we go to church with, it's not a place of community anymore, which is a tragedy, obviously.

01:26:07.000 And that's why we have so many leftists in the country, so many, how do you say, libtards in the country who are pushing politics as the new community, as the new main force driving what you're doing in your house. 1.00

01:26:23.000 Yeah, thanks for calling, guys.

01:26:24.000 I appreciate you.

01:26:25.000 Thanks for calling.

01:26:26.000 I was checking out Baptist stuff, actually.

01:26:28.000 I started drawing.

01:26:29.000 This Appalachian Aesthetics is a great follow.

01:26:32.000 And somebody noticed that I liked this.

01:26:34.000 They're like, Ryan's on a weird rabbit hole.

01:26:37.000 Yeah, we read the tweet, Ryan.

01:26:38.000 We got it.

01:26:39.000 This is how they preach.

01:26:40.000 For the old path of this heaven today, and when you find it, walk in it.

01:26:46.000 And there were some back in that day, as they are today.

01:26:51.000 And they said, it's interesting.

01:26:53.000 It would feel like Stoltz.

01:26:54.000 It's like that rapper.

01:26:55.000 Huh.

01:26:59.000 That Memphis rapper, what was his name?

01:27:01.000 Early Otts guy. 1.00

01:27:03.000 J. Fuck. 1.00

01:27:10.000 Yeah, I know what you're talking about. 1.00

01:27:10.000 Fucking. 1.00

01:27:11.000 That's a thing, yeah. 1.00

01:27:12.000 It's like a rappy thing.

01:27:14.000 I like it.

01:27:14.000 Yeah, it's kind of cool.

01:27:16.000 Like it says, hey, you hearing me?

01:27:20.000 Everybody tell it, da-da-da-da-da. 0.99

01:27:21.000 Bling bling.

01:27:22.000 And all of you could have a tas, bling, bling. 0.97

01:27:25.000 Hell yeah.

01:27:26.000 By the way, congrats.

01:27:28.000 I'm giving you a clue to find it up.

01:27:30.000 That's a terrible clue.

01:27:31.000 Find it up.

01:27:33.000 Juvenile.

01:27:34.000 Oh, okay.

01:27:35.000 That's his name.

01:27:36.000 Juvenile.

01:27:38.000 Huh.

01:27:39.000 Yeah, look at the song.

01:27:40.000 Huh.

01:27:42.000 Hi.

01:27:42.000 Yeah, it's the first one that comes up.

01:27:44.000 Juvenile.

01:27:45.000 Do you not know Juvenile?

01:27:46.000 Oh, of course I know Juvenile.

01:27:48.000 He's got the grill.

01:27:55.000 This is what that is.

01:27:56.000 You ain't scared, huh?

01:27:57.000 You know how to play it, huh?

01:27:58.000 I know you ain't gonna let somebody come and punk you, huh?

01:28:02.000 I want to start doing that.

01:28:06.000 Thanks for calling, huh?

01:28:07.000 Yeah.

01:28:08.000 Yeah, huh?

01:28:09.000 It's pretty addicting, huh?

01:28:12.000 Stop saying addicting.

01:28:13.000 Addictive.

01:28:14.000 Addictive, huh?

01:28:15.000 You don't really want nothing to do with it.

01:28:16.000 Stop saying addicting, huh?

01:28:17.000 It's addictive, huh?

01:28:18.000 It's addictive, huh?

01:28:19.000 Addictive, huh? 1.00

01:28:20.000 It's what we see in Canada where we'd say fuck at the end of everything. 1.00

01:28:22.000 Or A. What's going on, fuck? 1.00

01:28:24.000 Isn't A the backwards of huh? 1.00

01:28:26.000 It is. 1.00

01:28:28.000 Yeah, fuck. 1.00

01:28:28.000 If you've seen this, congratulations to Dan Lyme and all the other guys. 1.00

01:28:32.000 We met them at AFPAC.

01:28:33.000 Frankly, great guys.

01:28:34.000 Tucker Charleston. 1.00

01:28:35.000 Original about fucking testosterone and men. 1.00

01:28:39.000 Oh, that's in my notes. 0.99

01:28:40.000 to the people of America about a subject which I believe to be most important and that is the subject of physical fitness that that that that that that that A country is as strong, really, as its citizens, and I think that mental and physical health go hand in hand.

01:29:08.000 Are you hearing more unfortunate than to have soft, chubby, fat-looking children?

01:29:14.000 I hope that all of you will join and everybody in the United States to make sure that our children participate fully in a vigorous and adventurous life which is possible for them in this very rich country of ours.

01:29:27.000 There's been a 50% decline in sperm counts in the last 40 years, along with the decline testosterone.

01:29:38.000 We're at it for a calamity, and that's not hyperbole.

01:29:41.000 Did they record this like on a bumpy truck?

01:29:43.000 No, he has a speech disorder.

01:29:45.000 He has a disease.

01:29:46.000 I love that guy.

01:29:47.000 But dude, dude, can you not do something about it? 0.99

01:29:50.000 Like take a cigarette and burn your larynx. 0.99

01:29:54.000 You know? 1.00

01:29:55.000 Like, Maddie was just in the hospital with a fucking camera and a steel umbrella that followed his femoral artery and went into his heart and then was left there like a piece of space garbage to expand and cover it over with scar tissue. 1.00

01:30:11.000 Can you get your hair? 0.99

01:30:15.000 That's not a good look.

01:30:16.000 And you speak for a living, basically, RFK. 0.99

01:30:19.000 So fucking... 0.99

01:30:22.000 The chick from Curb Your Enthusiasm in the first season, Cheryl, what's her name? 1.00

01:30:26.000 No kidding.

01:30:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:28.000 Just fucking eat a cigarette. 1.00

01:30:31.000 Eat a live cigarette. 1.00

01:30:35.000 Exaggeration is just a mathematical fact.

01:30:41.000 You're breaking up.

01:30:41.000 Are you going through a tunnel?

01:30:43.000 I'm just kidding.

01:30:44.000 I like that guy a lot for the record, but it's very funny to make fun of me.

01:30:46.000 No, he's not great. 0.99

01:30:47.000 He's got weird shit about. 1.00

01:30:48.000 Oh, really? 1.00

01:30:49.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:30:50.000 He believes in those stupid machines that can harness the energy of the universe. 1.00

01:30:55.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:30:56.000 And the aliens tried to tell us about this. 1.00

01:30:58.000 And if you look at ancient rock formations, You can see the all that stupid shit. 1.00

01:31:03.000 And they have a cure for cancer, but they don't want to show us because they make money off of cancer. 1.00

01:31:09.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:31:10.000 Kind of based. 1.00

01:31:11.000 Yeah, he's as stupid as you, basically. 1.00

01:31:17.000 my brother's bachelor party. 1.00

01:31:25.000 I've not tried the sunning the balls yet. 0.97

01:31:29.000 I don't believe in it.

01:31:31.000 You believe in fitness?

01:31:33.000 You're in hard times, well.

01:31:35.000 Hard iron sharpens iron, as they say.

01:31:38.000 And those hard times inevitably produce men who are tough, men who are resourceful, men who are strong enough to survive.

01:31:48.000 Then they go on to re-establish order, and so the cycle begins again.

01:31:55.000 Cerdovich is in this.

01:31:57.000 Yeah.

01:31:59.000 you you I think I was not invited to be in it because of my body.

01:32:08.000 Not being nice enough.

01:32:10.000 Harsh. 1.00

01:32:10.000 Fucking sucks. 1.00

01:32:11.000 But yeah, there's a real war on masculinity. 1.00

01:32:14.000 It started in the 80s when everything was perfect.

01:32:16.000 They had to wreck it.

01:32:17.000 Gloria Steinem ended it. 1.00

01:32:19.000 And look at the Proud Boys.

01:32:21.000 Men's clubs were ubiquitous from the Industrial Revolution until the 80s.

01:32:27.000 And then the Oaks Lodge, they started shutting them all down.

01:32:31.000 Now there's the Knights of Columbus, there's the Masons. 0.97

01:32:33.000 You can list them all in one hand.

01:32:35.000 And when you go to those meetings, everyone is 70.

01:32:37.000 No disrespect to my chapter of the Knights of Columbus. 0.86

01:32:40.000 I fucking love those guys, best guys ever. 0.98

01:32:43.000 But I'm the young buck there. 0.99

01:32:46.000 I'm 52 years old, and I'm the little kid at those meetings.

01:32:50.000 So men's clubs are about to go extinct.

01:32:54.000 And as they said in another trailer for that same thing, they talk about men's clubs and they say there's something incredibly dangerous about masculine men getting together.

01:33:04.000 And they said it only takes a few hundred to overthrow a government.

01:33:08.000 Not that that's what happened on Gen 6. 1.00

01:33:10.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:33:11.000 So there's a war on that. 1.00

01:33:13.000 They want you to be complacent and overweight and shitty because you're not a threat to them then. 0.98

01:33:20.000 So they want you to live in a pod and eat bugs and not be an independent thinker and not get in shape. 0.99

01:33:27.000 By the way, slightly off topic. 1.00

01:33:31.000 Ladies, lesbians who are cutting your tits off, 72% of my male friends have tits. 1.00

01:33:38.000 So you can be a dude with tits. 1.00

01:33:41.000 Go to Great Wolf Lodge. 1.00

01:33:43.000 Go to any water park.

01:33:45.000 Tits abound.

01:33:46.000 Tits of tons. 0.98

01:33:49.000 Ha.

01:33:52.000 What?

01:33:53.000 Tucker Carlson has been placed on the Ukrainian government's official kill list?

01:33:57.000 Yes, that's a thing, he says.

01:33:59.000 I'm going to cover it tonight on stream.

01:34:00.000 Remember correctly?

01:34:01.000 NATO co-hosts the website domain or something.

01:34:03.000 I'll have the details tonight.

01:34:04.000 Who's that guy, Jackson Hinkle?

01:34:05.000 Is that a dude that you like?

01:34:07.000 I don't know him.

01:34:08.000 He's popped up.

01:34:10.000 Most censored man on YouTube.

01:34:12.000 Well, I beg to disagree.

01:34:13.000 If you have a YouTube.

01:34:16.000 Yeah.

01:34:17.000 For real.

01:34:18.000 We're the most censored people off YouTube.

01:34:20.000 Did you know?

01:34:21.000 Well, I have YouTube.

01:34:24.000 My son, when he was, my eldest boy, when he was like five, he just had all these sayings that he would repeat again and again.

01:34:34.000 I've told you them before, right?

01:34:35.000 But one of them was, did you know that you're not fair?

01:34:40.000 You're laughing at me, not with me.

01:34:43.000 The Bob Marley has begun.

01:34:46.000 Scientists say when you read a book to love, you just fall apart.

01:34:51.000 These are good. 1.00

01:34:53.000 What the fuck they do? 1.00

01:34:53.000 It sounds like an audience. 1.00

01:34:54.000 I go with them.

01:34:55.000 Nothing comes up.

01:34:56.000 It sounds like a random word generator, but they make sense.

01:34:58.000 There's almost a poeticness to them.

01:35:00.000 Bow was another thing he would say all the time.

01:35:04.000 And a more recent one is, nobody does that.

01:35:09.000 Instead of does.

01:35:10.000 Pretty good.

01:35:11.000 I don't know.

01:35:12.000 Pretty, pretty.

01:35:13.000 Anyway, did you know that there is a huge beef going on with line wives and bucket bunnies? 1.00

01:35:21.000 Pardon?

01:35:23.000 So this is 1.6.

01:35:25.000 So there's all these, the linemen, right?

01:35:28.000 The guys who make sure your power comes on.

01:35:29.000 Oh, I. They're obviously headed down to Florida, and the wives of the linemen, the line wives, are concerned that groupies, how are there groupies? 0.99

01:35:40.000 You don't have any electricity.

01:35:41.000 You're not even there.

01:35:43.000 Are bars even open?

01:35:46.000 So the groupies of the linemen are threatening the livelihood and the sanctity of the line wives' lives. 1.00

01:35:56.000 And so a lot of line wives are just like, look, they might fuck a couple of bucket bunnies when they're down in Florida. 1.00

01:36:04.000 Let it go. 1.00

01:36:04.000 You're going to lose your whole marriage and everything. 1.00

01:36:07.000 It's just part of the life we chose. 1.00

01:36:09.000 And the other line wives are like, fuck that. 1.00

01:36:11.000 I'll slit a bucket bunny's throat. 1.00

01:36:16.000 Wait, go back to the first one. 0.97

01:36:18.000 Is that a video or is it a picture of a video?

01:36:21.000 Watch me pack my lineman boyfriend's lunch. 0.99

01:36:23.000 Hit the triangle, shitlips. 0.99

01:36:25.000 That is a screenshot. 0.95

01:36:26.000 Okay.

01:36:27.000 So.

01:36:30.000 That's a lineman's. 0.67

01:36:31.000 That's a line wife. 1.00

01:36:32.000 Unfortunately, if you are a line wife, you know what I'm doing right now. 1.00

01:36:36.000 What?

01:36:36.000 Checking his underwear?

01:36:38.000 Checking for calm stains? 1.00

01:36:41.000 Checking for pussy juice? 1.00

01:36:44.000 This life isn't a trend, and being a bucket bunny isn't attractive. 1.00

01:36:49.000 You see that bucket bunnies?

01:36:52.000 No blue-collar man sitting of the air with the guys talking about how their wives are cringe.

01:36:55.000 Sit down.

01:36:56.000 All those blue-collar guys make fun of the wives who say stuff like lineman wife. 1.00

01:37:00.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:37:00.000 Okay, so see if you can find a video, though.

01:37:02.000 This is a massive thread of people going back.

01:37:05.000 No, no, go back to that.

01:37:07.000 Look at that thread and go down.

01:37:11.000 Pray for Florida.

01:37:11.000 I'm your only.

01:37:12.000 I'm a gangster's wife. 0.99

01:37:15.000 Do it. 0.78

01:37:15.000 Anybody. 0.78

01:37:16.000 Daddy, let me know that I'm your only.

01:37:19.000 Let me explain something to y'all. 0.86

01:37:20.000 And I'm pretty sure I can speak for majority of the line wives, lying girlfriends, lying old ladies, whatever the heck you want to call it. 1.00

01:37:29.000 I promise you, the men fear the wrath of their old lady a lot more than anything Hurricane Ian is dishing out right now. 0.98

01:37:38.000 I know that's a natural disaster, but baby, this will be hell brought to you in a motherfucking handbasket if mine and I'm sure all the others are ever call on them TikToks. 0.98

01:37:51.000 I'm a gangster. 0.99

01:37:52.000 I'm a gangster. 0.98

01:37:53.000 What black female mannerisms there with the line wives? 1.00

01:37:58.000 I want to see one of them bitching about bucket bunnies. 1.00

01:38:00.000 I've got the Minnesota Cavalry of Line Men and women that just moved into Cape Coral.

01:38:04.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:38:04.000 The center is about to be so lit.

01:38:07.000 Tell the woman who want to head to Florida snatching linemen, listen up. 1.00

01:38:10.000 Keep going.

01:38:14.000 Keep going.

01:38:18.000 Show more Rohn.

01:38:19.000 Bucket bunnies. 0.99

01:38:20.000 Wouldn't it be cool to see a line wife beating the shit out of a bucket bunny? 1.00

01:38:23.000 Cat fight. 0.99

01:38:24.000 Stay away from my line man.

01:38:28.000 Okay, I'm sorry.

01:38:29.000 I shouldn't have brought this up.

01:38:30.000 Rojos.

01:38:31.000 Rojos.

01:38:33.000 Keep going.

01:38:34.000 Oh.

01:38:41.000 Pick up his spit cups. 1.00

01:38:44.000 Fucking spit cups. 1.00

01:38:46.000 Dude, if you have a friend who chews tobacco, once a year, you're going to grab a beer and go like this, and it will be fucking that disgusting spit that you realize you grabbed his spit beer. 1.00

01:39:00.000 It sucks. 1.00

01:39:01.000 You know, there's another beef going online. 1.00

01:39:06.000 Indians versus blacks on Twitter. 0.99

01:39:09.000 Now, it happened about 10 years ago where they were just calling each other out for the shitty things that they do. 0.99

01:39:15.000 And it's back, apparently.

01:39:16.000 I don't know how to find it, but my friend said he's going to link me.

01:39:18.000 Yeah, that rings a bell.

01:39:20.000 I saw that.

01:39:20.000 I can't remember what set it off.

01:39:22.000 But it was.

01:39:23.000 Was it 40-year-old virgin?

01:39:25.000 No, no.

01:39:26.000 Why you gotta... 0.97

01:39:29.000 Yeah, it's a recent new beef on Twitter where the blacks and Indians are coming at each other. 1.00

01:39:35.000 Oh, I remember what it was. 0.75

01:39:37.000 It was some sort of Indian wedding or something or thing. 0.74

01:39:40.000 And then some black dude was like, you can just smell what it smells like over there. 0.99

01:39:46.000 You can just smell this picture. 1.00

01:39:47.000 And like, motherfucker, you reek. 1.00

01:39:49.000 No, sorry. 1.00

01:39:50.000 Motherfucker, you reek way more than we do. 1.00

01:39:52.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:39:56.000 All right, let's get back to the calls.

01:39:58.000 That was a weird break.

01:40:01.000 We lost a lot of subscribers with that.

01:40:03.000 Yes, we're watching the numbers go down.

01:40:06.000 518.

01:40:08.000 You're in the late.

01:40:11.000 Hey, can you guys hear me?

01:40:13.000 Yes, sir.

01:40:14.000 Yes.

01:40:15.000 Okay, so I was watching the last compound censored video where you and Anthony were talking about how giving the black community opportunities hasn't worked.

01:40:26.000 So what can we do to get these niggas under control? 1.00

01:40:31.000 Well, sir, we're going to have to say thank you for calling.

01:40:35.000 Unfortunately, on the live show, we can't screen calls, and occasionally people are going to use horrible racial epithets like that.

01:40:46.000 That word, which I don't think I've ever said.

01:40:48.000 No.

01:40:51.000 But if he's asking how to get the black community under control, or he's speaking about a particular type of black person, I would say try to reunite the black family with itself by abolishing welfare. 0.93

01:41:04.000 Anyway, hey, Gab, loving your G-Sauce from Silky Hot Sauces.

01:41:07.000 Can I get my bottle signed?

01:41:08.000 Yes.

01:41:09.000 Absolutely.

01:41:10.000 $25 there to Max and John. 0.99

01:41:12.000 Holy shit, the Presbyterian guy's on 90 milligrams of Adderall. 0.98

01:41:15.000 Yeah, he didn't seem to have a lot of adrenaline control. 1.00

01:41:17.000 He seemed like really excited that he's going to tell me that I don't know shit about religion. 0.97

01:41:21.000 Like I was going to argue with that. 0.88

01:41:22.000 And then once he made, it's sort of like when someone bursts through one of those paper barriers for the team.

01:41:28.000 Once he bursts through that paper barrier and he's like, I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it. 0.82

01:41:33.000 No one had a problem with it.

01:41:35.000 And then he was sort of like, he had all that momentum and nowhere to put it.

01:41:41.000 That thought spurred a thought.

01:41:43.000 We need a term for the opposite of sprinkles.

01:41:45.000 Chartles?

01:41:49.000 Yeah, tinkles?

01:41:51.000 Tinkles.

01:41:52.000 Dust?

01:41:56.000 Dust bunnies?

01:41:58.000 Yeah, bucket. 0.98

01:42:00.000 Dirt.

01:42:02.000 I guess shardles are kind of good.

01:42:04.000 All right.

01:42:04.000 I don't know anything better than shardles, so we'll stick with that for now.

01:42:08.000 Mets win 101.

01:42:10.000 Losses 61.

01:42:11.000 Dodgers win 111.

01:42:13.000 Losses 51. 0.96

01:42:15.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

01:42:18.000 So, yeah, the Mets beat the Braves less than the Braves beat the Mets. 0.98

01:42:28.000 So that's why they're the head of the league.

01:42:30.000 But I don't understand what this guy's trying to say here.

01:42:33.000 Me neither.

01:42:33.000 That the Dodgers are way better than the Mets?

01:42:35.000 Okay.

01:42:36.000 Yep.

01:42:37.000 But if we're talking about the MLB, there's like five teams at the top of the entire MLB, and the Mets are like third or fourth.

01:42:46.000 So you're talking to a Mets fan, so we're used to suffering and pain. 0.98

01:42:51.000 And the fact that we're in the top five now, and you're making fun of me, that just seems stupid. 1.00

01:42:55.000 Sex, bomb, sex. 1.00

01:42:57.000 Dodgers, Astros, Braves, Mets. 1.00

01:43:00.000 Above the Yankees.

01:43:02.000 The Yankees are one, two, three, four, fifth.

01:43:05.000 We are fourth.

01:43:07.000 We only have three teams ahead of us.

01:43:09.000 And there's a whole lot of other teams.

01:43:12.000 Like the Nats at the bottom and the Oakland A's.

01:43:16.000 This is from the other, the last super chat on that list there.

01:43:19.000 One of his favorite videos.

01:43:20.000 Please play it.

01:43:22.000 He mine so good.

01:43:24.000 I'm going to show you something.

01:43:25.000 Get that ball over here, dog. 1.00

01:43:26.000 Come on.

01:43:27.000 Let's get your dog. 1.00

01:43:28.000 Let's get your ball and play with it.

01:43:32.000 I ain't got no nigga ball with it. 0.95

01:43:35.000 That's what I want y'all to see how good he minds me.

01:43:37.000 Come on, bring the ball back. 0.94

01:43:41.000 See, he working his way over this way.

01:43:43.000 Bring the ball back, boy.

01:43:44.000 Bring it on back son.

01:43:46.000 Joby I'm over here boy.

01:43:48.000 Hey boy. 1.00

01:43:49.000 Don't go in that damn water. 1.00

01:43:51.000 I'm over here. 1.00

01:43:52.000 Don't go.

01:43:53.000 You gonna get wet.

01:43:54.000 You gonna get wet.

01:43:55.000 I ain't gonna take you home.

01:43:56.000 Oh come on. 0.99

01:43:57.000 He got his damn feet wet now. 1.00

01:43:59.000 Shit dog. 1.00

01:44:00.000 Come on over here Joby. 1.00

01:44:01.000 Come on.

01:44:02.000 Let's show him how good you do now.

01:44:04.000 Come on right here to me boy.

01:44:06.000 Come on right here.

01:44:07.000 I want you to show him how good you know how to mind me.

01:44:10.000 Come on.

01:44:11.000 I'm waiting on you to throw your ball back to you boy.

01:44:14.000 Bring it on back.

01:44:15.000 He just studied it right now.

01:44:17.000 Come on boy.

01:44:18.000 He got to do a little meditation.

01:44:20.000 This is two million views.

01:44:23.000 I've never seen this before.

01:44:26.000 whole situation.

01:44:27.000 I'm hoping Godzilla just stamps on him or something. 0.99

01:44:31.000 Jobin, that's the nastiest thing I ever seen you doing thingy balls. 1.00

01:44:37.000 You never seen him shit before? 1.00

01:44:39.000 Bring it on back. 1.00

01:44:40.000 Oh, boy.

01:44:41.000 No, you making a mess.

01:44:43.000 Oh, God.

01:44:45.000 Crack the cop, girl. 1.00

01:44:46.000 Crack the cop.

01:44:47.000 Get me all out of here.

01:44:48.000 I ain't taking that on. 1.00

01:44:49.000 Shit, no, I want me. 1.00

01:44:52.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:44:53.000 I like that.

01:44:57.000 Got some more super cheats.

01:44:58.000 Let's clear them out.

01:45:00.000 These ones got left behind also, so we can breeze through them.

01:45:03.000 We talked with that gentleman already, Ryan.

01:45:06.000 Can you tell the PJ Bank story, bud?

01:45:08.000 50 Bones.

01:45:10.000 Okay.

01:45:14.000 It's not really a story.

01:45:15.000 When my eldest boy was very young, he was really into Yo Gabba Gabba.

01:45:20.000 And he would dress up as the star of that show, DJ Lance.

01:45:25.000 And we bought him a DJ Lance costume.

01:45:27.000 He had the fur hat and the track suit and the glasses.

01:45:30.000 And he had a little ghetto blaster that had all the characters. 0.86

01:45:33.000 He's an African-American gentleman. 0.99

01:45:35.000 And my dad has shitty hearing. 0.97

01:45:39.000 And we would go, look, there's DJ Lance. 0.75

01:45:42.000 And he'd go, it is PJ Banks.

01:45:50.000 One time we were talking about Snookie in the living room.

01:45:53.000 My dad wanted to be a part of the conversation.

01:45:55.000 He's like, and Snookie is?

01:45:59.000 Every time I see her now, like in People magazine, I just hear, and Snookie is?

01:46:07.000 How do you feel about Andrew Tate technically being less banned than you, even when he calls himself the most banned man on the planet?

01:46:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:46:13.000 What a pussy. 1.00

01:46:14.000 I'm going to fight him. 1.00

01:46:19.000 Got some new ones came in here.

01:46:21.000 Watch the new Gillian Keeves episode, Hilarious Grill Sergeant.

01:46:25.000 Okay?

01:46:26.000 What is Gillian Keeves? 0.99

01:46:27.000 Is that Shane Gillis?

01:46:28.000 It is.

01:46:29.000 All right, I'll check that out.

01:46:30.000 Maybe true.

01:46:31.000 Read your Gitter post.

01:46:32.000 Can you explain why the Prowboys talk about the treatment of Indians at every meetup? 1.00

01:46:35.000 Sounds fucking gay. 0.99

01:46:37.000 It's actually a page from Death of the West where Pat Buchanan says our treatment of the Indians was not what one would expect from those to whom the Sermon on the Mount was divine command. 0.99

01:46:51.000 We did participate in slavery.

01:46:54.000 And then he says, but in this Republican need for absolution and apologies, we, I don't know, prostrate ourselves, blah, blah, blah.

01:47:06.000 The time for apologies has passed.

01:47:07.000 Nowhere is man more free than in the West.

01:47:11.000 The West didn't invent slavery. 0.74

01:47:12.000 The West alone abolished it.

01:47:14.000 So he concedes that we did some crimes.

01:47:17.000 But he said, we're the best of the best.

01:47:20.000 The West is the best.

01:47:24.000 But yeah, we don't sit there apologize.

01:47:26.000 I just thought when I read last time I was at Proud Boy's Church, I'm reading it and listening to like, we don't care what your sexual preferences are.

01:47:33.000 I was like, how are these guys known as far-right? 0.99

01:47:37.000 None of this shit is far-right. 0.99

01:47:39.000 It's basically libertarians for strong borders. 0.99

01:47:44.000 You know, that's weird.

01:47:48.000 Think about what you think about.

01:47:49.000 Come on, man. 0.99

01:47:51.000 They're fat. 1.00

01:47:52.000 No one fucks with a Biden. 1.00

01:47:54.000 Are they rolling out trannies because the right is okay with gays now? 1.00

01:48:00.000 They're like, all right, well, you're okay with gays. 1.00

01:48:02.000 What about these guys?

01:48:03.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:48:03.000 I think a lot of Drag Queen Story Hour is just to antagonize us.

01:48:07.000 Right. 0.98

01:48:08.000 Because regular gays don't piss off conservatives as much as they should. 1.00

01:48:12.000 But they're just trying to make us mad. 0.99

01:48:14.000 What's this now?

01:48:15.000 Gillene Keeves.

01:48:16.000 You could sample it.

01:48:19.000 What's up, gang?

01:48:20.000 I'm Toby Picteron.

01:48:22.000 And not only am I a military vet, but I'm also a grilled meat connoisseur.

01:48:25.000 I went through hell and back to defend this country.

01:48:28.000 Now I'm traveling all over it to find the best greasy grum.

01:48:33.000 When I was in war, I went through a pretty dramatic experience that left my memory fragment, but my taste bud perfectly intact.

01:48:40.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:48:41.000 And sure, sometimes... 1.00

01:48:42.000 Fuck! 1.00

01:48:50.000 Whoa, not cool, gang. 1.00

01:48:52.000 But I'll never forget these tasty flavors.

01:48:54.000 So join me while I'm trying to remember who I am with some unforgettable food.

01:48:58.000 I am the Grill Sergeant.

01:49:02.000 That's awesome.

01:49:02.000 Great.

01:49:03.000 I feel like we didn't give it credit by watching it so quickly here.

01:49:07.000 I love that guy.

01:49:08.000 Great guy.

01:49:10.000 Great guy.

01:49:11.000 Go back to the super chats.

01:49:13.000 I want to catch up on all those.

01:49:15.000 Okay.

01:49:16.000 Okay.

01:49:16.000 How did that happen?

01:49:17.000 That was actually all of them.

01:49:19.000 So we're all caught up.

01:49:19.000 We're all caught up.

01:49:20.000 Well, just have it sitting there so people can see that beautiful total.

01:49:23.000 It does take away my screen, so I won't be able to use it for other things like the drop.

01:49:29.000 We got to break this 18K.

01:49:30.000 I want to get to 20.

01:49:32.000 Let's get to 20, guys.

01:49:33.000 Come on.

01:49:33.000 Oh, we got one just came in.

01:49:35.000 We were very close to breaking 20.

01:49:37.000 Take my call, please.

01:49:38.000 I have a question about bar culture.

01:49:40.000 Okay, that's one of my favorite subjects.

01:49:42.000 We do have calls, frankly.

01:49:45.000 But how am I going to know who you are?

01:49:47.000 So we're just going to take a call, and maybe it's you.

01:49:50.000 Josh, 325.

01:49:53.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:49:55.000 Hey, man. 0.95

01:49:58.000 I was at the Dallas show, and I got to say, that was one of the best fucking times I've had in a long time. 0.97

01:50:03.000 Right? 0.99

01:50:04.000 Yeah, that was fucking hilarity. 0.98

01:50:08.000 I was there for the last show on Saturday night. 0.99

01:50:11.000 It was fucking insane. 0.98

01:50:13.000 I literally dropped the mic at the end. 0.97

01:50:15.000 Did you come to the meet and greet?

01:50:18.000 What's that?

01:50:19.000 Did you do the meet and greet?

01:50:21.000 Oh, yeah, I got the VIP.

01:50:22.000 I was in the booth at the show right in front of where you guys were sitting.

01:50:27.000 Who was in the show right in front of me?

01:50:28.000 Okay, you're with the Proud Boys?

01:50:30.000 Yeah.

01:50:31.000 Right.

01:50:32.000 Yeah, that was a great night. 0.98

01:50:34.000 Yeah, it was a fucking awesome time. 0.99

01:50:36.000 Speakeasy underneath the place was fucking great. 0.92

01:50:39.000 Yeah, all of these venues have something weird and different about it, so you don't want to miss. 0.99

01:50:45.000 You know how stupid I am, by the way? 0.96

01:50:47.000 Were you there for the karaoke at the very, very end? 1.00

01:50:51.000 I was not.

01:50:52.000 I was drunk and put in an Uber before that.

01:50:54.000 Yeah, so there was karaoke on the stage, and I went down to the basement.

01:50:59.000 We go there, down by the bathroom there.

01:51:01.000 We come back up by the front door, walk around, and then I hear people are doing karaoke.

01:51:07.000 So I go down by the upstairs bar, and then I see there's this bar, this stage, where they're doing karaoke.

01:51:13.000 I'm like, this place goes on and on forever. 0.99

01:51:15.000 No fucking way. 0.99

01:51:16.000 And they have another stage set up here? 1.00

01:51:19.000 That's huge. 1.00

01:51:20.000 Like, how big is this fucking place? 1.00

01:51:21.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:51:22.000 And I didn't realize until, like, three songs in, it's the same fucking stage you were just on, you retard. 1.00

01:51:28.000 Lighting's a little different, but. 0.99

01:51:30.000 That was the best, though, because I basically was doing my job here.

01:51:33.000 I was controlling the lights.

01:51:34.000 I put the music up.

01:51:36.000 It wasn't the easiest thing to do.

01:51:37.000 It was a little whatever, like a little janky, but yeah, it was like, you know, do the thing, put the music up.

01:51:43.000 That's a cool venue to do it.

01:51:44.000 And so, you know, Chicago's going to have things about it that are super cool.

01:51:48.000 Maybe some cons, too.

01:51:49.000 Who knows?

01:51:49.000 Things we've got to get with.

01:51:51.000 All right.

01:51:52.000 Thanks for calling.

01:51:52.000 They're all like a fingerprint.

01:51:54.000 Next call.

01:51:54.000 We've got to find this guy who's freaking out.

01:51:57.000 Oh, check this by the who way.

01:51:59.000 Fish's bassist in a jam.

01:52:01.000 Maddie sent this. 0.99

01:52:02.000 He was taking art photos of a Hells Angels nine-year-old daughter at a concert in Joan Beach, and he got the shit kicked out of him by the Hells Angels. 0.99

01:52:10.000 Goodbye. 0.99

01:52:11.000 I think that's. 1.00

01:52:12.000 What kind of moron takes a picture of a nine-year-old girl under any circumstances if it's not his own daughter? 1.00

01:52:19.000 Yeah, Fish Bassist. 1.00

01:52:19.000 What did you think was going to happen, dudes? 1.00

01:52:25.000 Beat Gordon up and held him until police arrived.

01:52:27.000 Nice.

01:52:31.000 Interesting. 1.00

01:52:33.000 He might be so stupid, though, that he didn't realize. 1.00

01:52:36.000 I don't know, man. 1.00

01:52:39.000 Next call.

01:52:40.000 All right.

01:52:40.000 We've got seven minutes.

01:52:42.000 Five, four, one.

01:52:43.000 You're on bullet line.

01:52:46.000 Hey, G-Dog, I had a question about your Mets bet. 0.92

01:52:50.000 Wanted to talk about that.

01:52:53.000 The way you did your bet, and, you know, the Mets ended up with 100 wins to 60 losses, and you're only going to end up with, like, $260.

01:53:06.000 My question is, isn't it kind of depressing that the fact that you came out that far ahead but are only going to end up with like $260 when if you would have done maybe the bet in a different way, if you did do it again in the future, would you do it a different way?

01:53:23.000 Maybe just like I liked the part where when they're at the top of their game and they're playing a loser, the loss is really intense. 0.98

01:53:33.000 Like if they were the Oakland A's this year, every time the Oakland A's won, I'd win like fucking 500 bucks because they're such a shitty team. 0.95

01:53:41.000 So it's more of a math experiment. 0.97

01:53:46.000 But my thought more or less was like, wouldn't you do better if you just tried to guess like each game individually instead of the map?

01:53:53.000 Yeah, that's not about that.

01:53:54.000 It was about a commitment to the whole season.

01:53:56.000 By the way, I also tricked myself into watching every single Mets game with baited breath. 0.80

01:54:02.000 What really fucked me, I was at $1,800.

01:54:05.000 What really nailed me were those two losses to the Cubs where I lost $350 with one game and then $450 the next game. 0.94

01:54:14.000 $800 in two games on $100 bets.

01:54:20.000 Youch.

01:54:22.000 You have hurt me.

01:54:23.000 I actually, they've paid me back and forth.

01:54:26.000 So this is neither here nor there, but I actually owe the bookie $1,000 this week because he's paid me in the past.

01:54:32.000 So I've been behind.

01:54:36.000 He wanted to always settle up at around $500, but we got to $1,000.

01:54:39.000 But anyway, that's not the point.

01:54:40.000 The point is that I'm up $200-something.

01:54:43.000 I assumed I was going to be down $1,800.

01:54:47.000 So I like the experiment.

01:54:49.000 I think it went well.

01:54:49.000 You did like lose money, correct?

01:54:51.000 Because are you still riding it throughout the playoffs?

01:54:54.000 Yeah, I'm going right to the playoffs.

01:54:57.000 I'm going right to the playoffs.

01:55:00.000 Yeah, so you could still end up losing for a season that is like way over $500, which is bizarre to me.

01:55:08.000 But I'm just curious what you thought about that.

01:55:11.000 Yeah, well, thanks for calling.

01:55:12.000 I mean, I could have lost $16,000.

01:55:14.000 I could have won $16,000.

01:55:16.000 That was the range.

01:55:18.000 Being this close to zero, I think, is a win.

01:55:20.000 Blake wrote in 952, so he is on the line because of that extra info.

01:55:26.000 Okay.

01:55:27.000 Hello.

01:55:30.000 Hello.

01:55:31.000 Okay, so bar culture.

01:55:33.000 So I really like a happy hour. 0.98

01:55:37.000 However, I don't like when people start to come in and my rule for bar culture, when it's time to leave, right, is like if there's people joining the bar that are, you know, two seats next to me, then it's time to get the fuck out, right?

01:55:56.000 Because I go between around 2 p.m.

01:56:01.000 I go once a week.

01:56:03.000 I sit down.

01:56:04.000 I order a burger. 0.99

01:56:05.000 I get my fucking, you know, my stuff on the rocks, not creep on the rocks. 0.98

01:56:11.000 But once the bar starts to get sort of full, I leave. 0.99

01:56:16.000 Right. 0.95

01:56:16.000 Because I don't like the whole fucking crazy, there's a dude that smells, that reeks of booze, that's, you know, stumbling over himself and asking the bartender, you know, what he wants to drink and stuff like that. 0.95

01:56:31.000 Like, what's your thoughts on that? 0.97

01:56:33.000 Like, I don't like the nighttime bar scene.

01:56:37.000 No, me neither.

01:56:38.000 How old are you?

01:56:41.000 27.

01:56:42.000 It's pretty young to be adverse to averse, sorry, to nightclub party times.

01:56:53.000 You only go to a bar once a week?

01:56:56.000 Yeah.

01:56:56.000 Yep.

01:56:57.000 Nice.

01:56:58.000 That's kind of weird, too.

01:57:00.000 You're weird.

01:57:01.000 Well, I did a lot of bar time in the Marine Corps.

01:57:06.000 I can do 3 p.m.

01:57:08.000 My problem with 2 p.m. is I feel like I haven't accomplished enough to enjoy a drink.

01:57:14.000 What do you mean by that?

01:57:15.000 Well, I have to have done like a hard day's work or like checked off some boxes or repaired something at the house before I can enjoy a beer.

01:57:23.000 If I've just been like by 2 p.m., I haven't really done anything.

01:57:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:57:29.000 My problem is too, like, I work at 4.30 in the morning.

01:57:32.000 Oh, okay, so that's different.

01:57:33.000 That's what I'm doing. 1.00

01:57:34.000 Yeah, so like I get off, you know, at around 1, and then I'm just like, well, fuck. 0.99

01:57:40.000 I got to go get out of the house. 0.98

01:57:42.000 I got to go grab a beer, get a burger, just have my time.

01:57:46.000 Yeah, I totally agree with you.

01:57:48.000 That's a great bar experience.

01:57:50.000 And it sucks when people get drunk and they start putting on music on the jukebox. 0.99

01:57:56.000 Oh, I'm so fucking disgusting. 0.99

01:57:58.000 Or an acoustic performance. 0.99

01:58:00.000 You know the worst thing in the world?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 06, 2022

GOML LIVE #168 - SHARTLES

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