Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #17 - HOT CHICKS

00:00:26.000 I didn't push the button.

00:00:33.000 I didn't push a button.

00:00:36.000 Why are you stopping when I don't push a button?

00:00:39.000 Why are you doing?

00:00:41.000 The button is.

00:00:44.000 Excuse me.

00:00:45.000 Excuse me.

00:00:46.000 I am doing show you push a button.

00:00:48.000 Music no stop.

00:00:50.000 Didn't we find out he has like another quirk that we forgot to add?

00:00:53.000 It sounds like you're doing the old one before that revelation.

00:00:57.000 We haven't done that guy in so long I forgot all his quirks and quirks.

00:01:00.000 Yeah.

00:01:01.000 Excuse me.

00:01:02.000 No, you said that you have, you know, stuck to the diet, but you've eaten pounds of sugar.

00:01:10.000 I'll look him up.

00:01:10.000 He had something to.

00:01:12.000 Dr. Z. Why are you lying to me?

00:01:14.000 Why are you lying?

00:01:16.000 He has a gold stethoscope.

00:01:19.000 Of course.

00:01:21.000 Doctor No.

00:01:22.000 I mean, I'm laughing, but I've been having these strange compulsions to do equally stupid things with my money.

00:01:29.000 Like?

00:01:30.000 Like Gucci sneakers.

00:01:32.000 Oh, my God.

00:01:33.000 Milo is a bad influence on me, and he took me out shopping to Yves Saint-Laurent.

00:01:38.000 He bought like a $600 polo, and he was looking at insanely expensive jewelry at Cartier that he bought.

00:01:47.000 Like, just a gold chain there is thousands and thousands of dollars, and it's this same gold chain.

00:01:51.000 Exactly.

00:01:55.000 What's the matter, Steven?

00:01:56.000 Is he in trouble?

00:01:58.000 Dr. Noah Zardin.

00:02:02.000 What are you doing?

00:02:05.000 He's not Mexican. 1.00

00:02:06.000 Why does he have a Mexican accent?

00:02:08.000 He's like Iranian. 1.00

00:02:09.000 Did he learn English from the illegals? 1.00

00:02:12.000 Turn it up.

00:02:13.000 And he knows if he goes to any other hospital, he has to go to jail because they're all unnoticed that he is abusing the system.

00:02:22.000 But if Steven thinks he can come here and try to get some pensioners, then look at this human. 1.00

00:02:31.000 What if he does go to jail?

00:02:33.000 What are they going to do with him?

00:02:34.000 Yeah, poor jail. 0.97

00:02:36.000 Yeah.

00:02:37.000 Poor COs.

00:02:37.000 Go ahead.

00:02:39.000 Take me in.

00:02:40.000 Oh, my God.

00:02:41.000 You know that if he went to prison, he'd be up in the hospital part of it, getting washed and scrubbed.

00:02:48.000 Look at that.

00:02:48.000 They have to put a strap around his...

00:02:53.000 Oh, my God.

00:02:54.000 Look at those barnacles. 0.95

00:02:55.000 That's exactly what I was going to say.

00:02:56.000 He literally has barnacles.

00:02:58.000 The fire department with the chief that do not transport this patient unless you call me.

00:03:04.000 Yeah, that is his golden stuff.

00:03:05.000 He's yelling about?

00:03:08.000 Oh, they want to take him to jail and stuff.

00:03:11.000 And he wants to save his life.

00:03:13.000 I'm a Christian man.

00:03:15.000 All of God's creatures, humans are the chosen ones.

00:03:18.000 They are made in God's image to a degree.

00:03:23.000 But, geez, you get pretty, what's the word I'm looking for?

00:03:27.000 Nietzschean nihilistic when you see people like this?

00:03:30.000 I mean, who isn't watching this just going...

00:03:35.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Probably people that make coffins.

00:03:39.000 Hippocratic Oath and all, but...

00:03:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:48.000 Uh-oh.

00:03:49.000 And then just like close something super important.

00:03:52.000 Some sort of tube that goes through the heart.

00:03:55.000 Nurse, what's that over there? 1.00

00:03:57.000 Like when Tony Soprano killed Christopher?

00:04:00.000 It was a very difficult situation.

00:04:02.000 Oh my God.

00:04:02.000 I'm getting good at it, if you will.

00:04:04.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

00:04:06.000 Will you?

00:04:07.000 He really puts the hippo in the very difficult situation.

00:04:10.000 What is that giant tube?

00:04:12.000 That's his belly?

00:04:13.000 Yeah.

00:04:13.000 He puts his hands in there?

00:04:14.000 That's a little hand pouch.

00:04:16.000 Oh, my God.

00:04:17.000 He is a fanny pack.

00:04:19.000 Turn it up.

00:04:21.000 So send me home.

00:04:24.000 Steven, you're not going to be alive much longer the way you live.

00:04:28.000 You want us to write you off as hopeless?

00:04:30.000 Then we will.

00:04:32.000 Okay.

00:04:33.000 He's in Viking.

00:04:34.000 There is no hope for you.

00:04:37.000 We're going to cancel your insurance.

00:04:38.000 I feel good.

00:04:39.000 Oh, that's opioids.

00:04:40.000 Yeah.

00:04:40.000 So you hate me?

00:04:41.000 Okay.

00:04:42.000 That's another one down the dry that bites the dust. 0.99

00:04:45.000 Why don't you get the scale?

00:04:47.000 Why don't you get the scale?

00:04:49.000 Why?

00:04:51.000 How much is the embodiment spending?

00:04:53.000 On a scale from 1 to 10.

00:04:54.000 How much do you want to listen to all along the watchtower by Jimi Hendrix?

00:04:59.000 10.

00:05:02.000 There's a naked lady in the room. 1.00

00:05:03.000 She wants to do a dance for you. 1.00

00:05:04.000 Interested?

00:05:05.000 Okay.

00:05:07.000 When now?

00:05:08.000 Your behavior is unacceptable.

00:05:10.000 Okay, but we're not talking about that.

00:05:12.000 Now, we'll talk about the weight.

00:05:14.000 You're not here.

00:05:16.000 Are you kind of hungry, but you can't really drink?

00:05:17.000 At least you know, you know that you can.

00:05:18.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:05:19.000 You know that I like your new sunglasses junkie?

00:05:21.000 Now, this is a special show.

00:05:22.000 It's free, so we tend to overexplain things.

00:05:25.000 But a common refrain on the show is this junkie I knew trying to adjust his Hello Kitty coffee machine.

00:05:33.000 And his junkie girlfriend comes back in and she puts on her sunglasses because she forgot them. 0.96

00:05:39.000 And they're going to get butter for their pancake party that we all went to that sucked.

00:05:44.000 And he sees her sunglasses, and as he's adjusting his Hello Kitty coffee maker, he goes, I like your new sunglasses.

00:05:51.000 It's become a saying.

00:05:53.000 We sell t-shirts.

00:05:54.000 I can pull one out right now that say, I like your new sunglasses.

00:05:57.000 But anyway, that same junkie would always go, you know, sometimes if I have to break up with a girl, I'll just do smack.

00:06:05.000 And then you're just like, whatever, it's over.

00:06:09.000 And he dumped this girl lying on a couch like this.

00:06:13.000 So she's sitting normal on the couch.

00:06:15.000 And then he's sitting parallel to the couch.

00:06:18.000 So his legs are going over her lap.

00:06:21.000 And he's just like, yeah, it's not working out.

00:06:25.000 And she's like, what the fuck?

00:06:28.000 You broke my heart.

00:06:28.000 I loved you.

00:06:30.000 And he's just like, Yeah, well, I don't love you anymore, so that's that.

00:06:35.000 She's like, I don't understand.

00:06:36.000 I met your parents, and you know, how could you not throw everything away?

00:06:40.000 What the fuck have you done to me?

00:06:41.000 What have you done to me?

00:06:43.000 And he's just like, I guess I dumped you, is what I did, dude.

00:06:45.000 And he goes, It's so easy.

00:06:48.000 That's true.

00:06:49.000 That's heartless.

00:06:52.000 Speaking of Doctor Now, I went to my doctor today.

00:07:00.000 I stole these cups.

00:07:02.000 Too bad I only managed to steal three.

00:07:04.000 You're not supposed to steal Gavin.

00:07:07.000 You're not supposed to steal Gavin.

00:07:09.000 He's married.

00:07:10.000 But if you show up in a black van and you're all wearing Asian provocateur lingerie, you could probably steal me. 1.00

00:07:19.000 I'll be screaming because I don't want to get divorced. 0.99

00:07:21.000 But if five of females are watching, they're brunettes with slightly chubby butts, and they want to drive around my neighborhood in a black van. 1.00

00:07:31.000 And when they find me, grab me, throw me into the van, and ravish me against my will as I scream and punch.

00:07:37.000 I'll try.

00:07:37.000 I won't punch very hard.

00:07:39.000 Will you scream loud?

00:07:41.000 I'll be like, hey, get off!

00:07:45.000 Stop raping me!

00:07:47.000 What are you crazy?

00:07:49.000 Get those tits out of my face. 1.00

00:07:51.000 What the?

00:07:52.000 Leave it! 1.00

00:07:52.000 No, what happens? 1.00

00:07:53.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:07:53.000 What if she stops and she listens to you? 0.99

00:07:56.000 I'll go.

00:07:56.000 Is it?

00:08:01.000 I never said.

00:08:04.000 This is a concept I never thought of before.

00:08:07.000 Men encouraging women to rape them. 0.87

00:08:10.000 There, that's a rape joke. 1.00

00:08:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:12.000 Pretty much, every time I get ready to go out somewhere, I'm dressing to try to be a rape victim.

00:08:16.000 Fingers crossed to get raped. 0.99

00:08:17.000 That's kind of, if you're a millennial male now, that's the only way you can get laid.

00:08:21.000 Yeah.

00:08:22.000 Is just go outside of your house, dressed sexy, and go, please write me, please write me, please write me.

00:08:28.000 I was so lame.

00:08:29.000 Like, if going to parties when I was younger, I would just sit and look cool somewhere with a drink and then just kind of lounge back and be like, this lap's open.

00:08:36.000 Well, that was a thing when I was in high school.

00:08:39.000 It was asexual. 0.84

00:08:42.000 Did you have guys like that?

00:08:44.000 We had like one every year or so.

00:08:48.000 And the girls would go, wait, what does that mean? 0.52

00:08:49.000 I don't have sexuality.

00:08:51.000 I'm not gay or straight or anything.

00:08:52.000 I just am asexual.

00:08:54.000 What that really means is rape me.

00:08:56.000 It's like, please jump my bones.

00:08:58.000 I'm going to have my first swig from my new urine collection container.

00:09:04.000 I like how it's piss colored, too.

00:09:06.000 Tastes like yellow Gatorade.

00:09:07.000 Yeah.

00:09:08.000 Always get yellow Gatorade.

00:09:09.000 You don't want to have red teeth or a blue mouth.

00:09:16.000 So I went to the doctor's today.

00:09:19.000 Look.

00:09:20.000 Oh, ah.

00:09:22.000 I want testosterone.

00:09:24.000 I'm sick of Grover arms.

00:09:26.000 These are the arms the Lord cursed me with.

00:09:28.000 I actually blame the anarchist punk band Crass because they, I became a vegetarian at 14 and didn't eat meat till I was 34.

00:09:36.000 And this is what working out every day for the past two years, sparring in the gym, has gotten me.

00:09:44.000 Madonna's arms.

00:09:46.000 Not even quite Madonna.

00:09:48.000 So I go in there and I'm like, I want to get ripped.

00:09:52.000 And they go, well, this isn't what we do here, sir.

00:09:56.000 Do you have a low sex drive?

00:09:59.000 And I think of my poor wife who hides from me in the house.

00:10:04.000 Like if she's hungover and she's not going to, she wants to sleep extra, she'll go hide in like the guest bedroom to avoid ravagement.

00:10:14.000 I'm constantly lurking through the house like gollum. 0.99

00:10:17.000 My precious.

00:10:19.000 Just trying to find her.

00:10:24.000 Her precious ring.

00:10:27.000 Wow, this actually, this video says, get Madonna's arms with this 10-minute workout. 0.99

00:10:32.000 So I guess her arms are kind of desirable for women. 1.00

00:10:36.000 Shouldn't be for women. 1.00

00:10:37.000 Yeah.

00:10:38.000 So, but I don't know.

00:10:40.000 Like when you talk to doctors, they're not your friends.

00:10:43.000 You notice they don't know how to riff.

00:10:44.000 So I don't know how much to tell them.

00:10:46.000 So I don't want to say, I don't give a shit about, dude, my testosterone's through the roof.

00:10:51.000 I'm a horn dog.

00:10:52.000 I have a boner every 10 minutes.

00:10:54.000 My balls are working overtime as it is, but I want to get ripped.

00:10:59.000 I want to fight and win.

00:11:01.000 And you can't say that, right?

00:11:03.000 They probably worried you're mic'd.

00:11:05.000 What are those?

00:11:06.000 Is that Madonna's arms?

00:11:07.000 Yeah, it's a full breakdown.

00:11:09.000 Promedial deltoid or interior deltoid, the triceps.

00:11:13.000 Weird.

00:11:14.000 Yeah.

00:11:14.000 They look like the Chinese bodies exhibit.

00:11:17.000 Yeah.

00:11:19.000 Michael Deltoid.

00:11:21.000 It looks like a collaboration between the Wax Museum and the Bodies Exhibit.

00:11:26.000 That's a good lie to start saying if people say, well, who are you working with?

00:11:30.000 Well, New York or LA?

00:11:31.000 In L.A., I'm working with Michael Deltoid.

00:11:33.000 Michael Deltoid?

00:11:35.000 Yeah, one of the top producers in Hollywood.

00:11:37.000 Oh.

00:11:38.000 Yeah, he's really behind some of them.

00:11:38.000 I haven't heard of him.

00:11:39.000 You haven't heard of Michael Deltoid?

00:11:42.000 Okay.

00:11:43.000 Have fun living in the dark ages.

00:11:45.000 Anywho, so we go in there and I say, yeah, it could be hornier, which isn't, it's literally not possible.

00:11:52.000 I'm masturbating right now using my feet.

00:11:54.000 Um, and, uh, the, The imagery of that is so bizarre.

00:12:04.000 It's so gross.

00:12:05.000 It looks like a men in black character.

00:12:06.000 I guess guys with no arms have to do that, right?

00:12:10.000 I don't see how you would.

00:12:11.000 If I had no arms, oh, they can do crazy shit. 0.98

00:12:13.000 They make a cup of tea.

00:12:14.000 They do all kinds of stuff.

00:12:15.000 Fumble with a Rubik's Cube.

00:12:17.000 But that would be a good way to get a hand job from your wife is just have no arms and say, I mean, I could do it with my feet if you're feeling cruel. 1.00

00:12:25.000 Or you could spend 20 seconds out of your day.

00:12:30.000 So I go in there and I just say, yeah, my tea.

00:12:32.000 It was weird too because there was this black woman, attractive lady, who sits me down first and she says, do you have a sex drive? 1.00

00:12:44.000 And I said, well, yeah.

00:12:47.000 And she goes, do you have trouble getting an erection?

00:12:50.000 Do you like to have sex?

00:12:51.000 And I said, are you hitting on me?

00:12:54.000 Did you really?

00:12:55.000 Yes.

00:12:57.000 And then she goes, I've obviously heard that many times.

00:13:00.000 And then I go, that would be funny, though, if you went to a bar and just said that.

00:13:00.000 Oh, okay.

00:13:04.000 Are you horny?

00:13:05.000 Do you have a sex drive?

00:13:06.000 Can you get an erection?

00:13:07.000 I don't have a lot of time.

00:13:11.000 So I implied I did.

00:13:15.000 And then I realized while talking to the doctor, how much bullshit I hear at the gym.

00:13:20.000 Because I was like, I understand there's one that you take testosterone, but then you forget how to make testosterone.

00:13:25.000 You can grow breasts and it can lead to baldness and prostate cancer. 0.55

00:13:28.000 That must be so tedious to be a doctor and hear these assholes tell you about their job and self-medicate.

00:13:35.000 Meanwhile, they spent, you know, 12 years in medical school.

00:13:38.000 And he's like, oh, that's not true.

00:13:39.000 No, that one's not true.

00:13:42.000 But he said HGH is not the term.

00:13:46.000 So I don't think I'm getting testosterone.

00:13:50.000 I'm getting maybe a pill that tells my brain to tell my balls to make more testosterone.

00:13:56.000 And the beauty of that is when you quit, your balls still have life.

00:14:00.000 If you take testosterone, your balls shrink to nothing and they may never come back.

00:14:05.000 Wow.

00:14:05.000 And we know a guy, right, whose name starts with the letter S, our ripped friend.

00:14:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:11.000 And I said, what's it like having no balls?

00:14:14.000 And he goes, they do shrink drastically to like the kind of marbles you played with as a kid.

00:14:18.000 And he said, but it's only come up once.

00:14:18.000 Wow.

00:14:21.000 A girl was blowing me and she was down there and I could see, I was looking at her and I could see her for a second, sort of go, what the? 0.80

00:14:27.000 And that was like a fraction of a second of my life.

00:14:30.000 And then everything was great.

00:14:31.000 Interesting.

00:14:33.000 So then he goes, now I am uncircumcised and we get a bad rap, especially from Aaron Berg at comedy clubs, which is why after he did an entire set on how disgusting foreskins are, I got onto the stage for an open mic and pulled out my penis and said, it's not that bad.

00:14:50.000 And I am now permanently banned from the stand and can never return.

00:14:53.000 Though we have that footage on tape.

00:14:59.000 Are you going to find it on YouTube?

00:15:00.000 No.

00:15:01.000 Is it like a live logo?

00:15:02.000 It's a giant the stand logo and they're not happy.

00:15:04.000 Oh, wow, yeah.

00:15:05.000 A bunch of pussies. 1.00

00:15:06.000 Meanwhile, didn't Louis Gomez blow Bobby, what's his name?

00:15:10.000 You know what?

00:15:11.000 That was a fake peen.

00:15:11.000 I found it.

00:15:13.000 That was a fake peen.

00:15:15.000 It looked real.

00:15:16.000 It looked very real.

00:15:17.000 I sent it to Anthony Coome, and he just said, what am I looking at?

00:15:20.000 So he blew a fake penis.

00:15:23.000 Is that so much different than blowing a real penis?

00:15:26.000 I don't think that was at the stand to be fair though.

00:15:27.000 I think that was at their I moved here in the late 90s, so I'm used to my New York's different than this pussy New York. 1.00

00:15:40.000 When I moved to New York, I was thinking of Gigi Allen and Joe Coleman used to come out with mice.

00:15:46.000 No, he used to come out, he used to eat a mouse.

00:15:48.000 So he'd eat a mouse on stage, but he'd come out with like fireworks all over his body and then light them up like a suicide bomber.

00:15:55.000 Back when it was dangerous, man.

00:15:57.000 I miss old New York.

00:15:59.000 So anyway, I didn't really wash my penis.

00:16:03.000 And a foreskin after three days ain't nothing to write home about.

00:16:06.000 I will concede that.

00:16:07.000 But the truth is most of us clean it once a day.

00:16:10.000 So I was a little concerned about that.

00:16:12.000 And I also have a hemorrhoid the size of the inflatable Trump balloon that went up over London.

00:16:18.000 So specific and so disgusting.

00:16:20.000 And that's not great.

00:16:22.000 So my swimsuit area is nothing you really want to explore right now.

00:16:25.000 But he goes, all right, so drop your pants.

00:16:27.000 I'm going to explore your swimsuit area.

00:16:29.000 Yeah, that's my butthole. 0.96

00:16:30.000 That right there is on my anal lips right now.

00:16:34.000 Stunning.

00:16:35.000 Horrendous.

00:16:38.000 So he drops my pants.

00:16:40.000 And I did something weird I'm kind of embarrassed of too.

00:16:42.000 I grabbed it by the base and gave it a little shit on.

00:16:44.000 Oh.

00:16:46.000 Just to kind of.

00:16:46.000 Just because it's kind of like a newborn squirrel hibernating.

00:16:52.000 So it's kind of tucked.

00:16:54.000 It's literally stuck to the bag.

00:16:56.000 And it's kind of got this sad sleeping face.

00:16:59.000 That is such an accurate.

00:17:00.000 Yeah, my dick's look like that.

00:17:02.000 That's what my dick looks like without my pants, right?

00:17:04.000 It's not like an erect porno dick.

00:17:07.000 It's just sort of like this sleeping fellow.

00:17:12.000 So I'm like, wake up, Alvin and the chipmunks.

00:17:18.000 So, but I gave it a little shadunk, and that sort of sounds like I'm, you know, fluffing it for him. 0.94

00:17:24.000 So it's a nice sexy cock for him to examine.

00:17:26.000 Hope this isn't censored on YouTube.

00:17:29.000 And he does pull it back a little bit, and he opens up the mouth there to see if everything's okay.

00:17:34.000 Nothing drastic.

00:17:35.000 And then he starts fondling my balls, makes me cough. 0.57

00:17:38.000 He loves my balls.

00:17:38.000 He says they're fine.

00:17:41.000 I guess he's used to guys who come in there with small balls.

00:17:44.000 Because I have a feeling he's going to check my testosterone and go, dude, you need a testosterone reduction.

00:17:50.000 And I'm like, the horny's not a thing, but these little gardener snakes have got to go.

00:17:57.000 Look at that.

00:17:58.000 It's not even a bump.

00:18:01.000 You have not compared your balls to anything.

00:18:03.000 This is just like a leg.

00:18:04.000 It's like a thigh.

00:18:08.000 Anyway, so fondles my balls. 1.00

00:18:11.000 And then he says, I'm going to rape you now. 1.00

00:18:14.000 Bend over, whore. 1.00

00:18:15.000 Wow.

00:18:16.000 And he didn't quite say that.

00:18:18.000 But then I have to put my elbows on the thing.

00:18:20.000 And he goes, No, he did that.

00:18:23.000 I had his finger up my butt. 1.00

00:18:24.000 I thought you were just going in for a tip.

00:18:27.000 Yeah, hashtag.

00:18:28.000 I'm not a shower in three days.

00:18:31.000 And I warned him about the Royd, and then he goes, he plunged, dude.

00:18:37.000 Jesus.

00:18:38.000 Like I was Milo Yiannopoulos on his wedding night.

00:18:41.000 This was not like a little boop.

00:18:43.000 It was like, I could see his finger was like coming out of my mouth.

00:18:48.000 Oh, I see.

00:18:49.000 And you could feel it in the back of your tongue.

00:18:51.000 You feel it in the back of your tongue?

00:18:51.000 I see.

00:18:53.000 What are you?

00:18:53.000 Andre the Giant, co-host of the year?

00:18:56.000 Are you hard feet?

00:18:57.000 I get your joke.

00:18:58.000 You're saying went really deep?

00:19:00.000 Oh, yeah, I get it.

00:19:04.000 So, yeah, he gets right in there.

00:19:06.000 And then he said, I sense a lot of congestion in there.

00:19:09.000 Meanwhile, it's the middle of the day.

00:19:12.000 By the time an alcoholic Scotsman is in the middle of the day, he's had 342 shits.

00:19:16.000 And the last two were just clear phlegm with one piece of lettuce.

00:19:20.000 So there's no way there's anything in there at all.

00:19:23.000 You could put a hot dog up my ass and then eat it, and it would probably taste better because it's so clean in there.

00:19:29.000 I would clean off your hot. 0.99

00:19:30.000 You could clean your hot dog in my ass. 1.00

00:19:32.000 I have an asshole that can clean a hot dog. 1.00

00:19:35.000 Isn't that a Pharrell lyric from Nerd?

00:19:38.000 I dare you to clean your hot dog in my butt. 1.00

00:19:41.000 We were joking in a previous episode about the song Lap Dance, where Pharrell inadvertently includes the line, and I dare a motherfucker to come in my face.

00:19:50.000 I'm an outlaw.

00:19:51.000 You dare someone to come in your face?

00:19:53.000 Why would you do that?

00:19:54.000 That's not a threat.

00:19:56.000 That's not what tough guys do.

00:19:58.000 Charles Bronson, or who is the guy?

00:20:00.000 Robert something, who said, it was a big commercial in the 70s where he said, I dare you to push this battery off my shoulder.

00:20:07.000 Robert Conrad, I think.

00:20:09.000 And he's such a badass that you go, well, I'm not pushing that battery off your shoulder.

00:20:13.000 What a weird setup that was.

00:20:14.000 I forget we can't play music on that.

00:20:16.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:20:16.000 No, we can't play music.

00:20:17.000 Oh, damn it.

00:20:18.000 See if you can find Robert Conrad Duricell shoulder, though.

00:20:21.000 This is back when men were men. 0.75

00:20:23.000 Not the most intelligent concept.

00:20:26.000 Did you push this battery?

00:20:26.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:20:28.000 I played with him on Bill Maher's show.

00:20:31.000 And you know what he said to me?

00:20:32.000 What?

00:20:32.000 He said, when you're single and you're out there getting laid, fuck everything that moves, guys.

00:20:38.000 Just fuck everything that moves.

00:20:39.000 So many men waste their time with sevens and eights, and you want those, sure.

00:20:44.000 But as far as a Rolodex goes, you want the fours, you want the fives.

00:20:47.000 Just keep it going.

00:20:48.000 Keep it going.

00:20:49.000 When you go out for dinner, yes, you want steak.

00:20:49.000 Wow.

00:20:52.000 You have burgers all the time?

00:20:52.000 But what do you have?

00:20:53.000 You have junk food?

00:20:54.000 You have a bag of chips?

00:20:55.000 Get yourself a bag of chips, boys.

00:20:57.000 And Derek Beckles and I were just going.

00:21:02.000 So there he is being gorgeous.

00:21:03.000 Don't you ever call this a regular battery?

00:21:05.000 This is the EverReady alkaline power cell.

00:21:07.000 This is no regular battery.

00:21:10.000 And I'm no regular human.

00:21:11.000 I can't buy a longer-lasting all-purpose power cell than 9-volt EverReady Alkaline.

00:21:16.000 So when you want long-lasting energy for these radios, think EverReady Alkaline.

00:21:20.000 He's on Coke.

00:21:21.000 I dare you to call it regular.

00:21:23.000 I dare you.

00:21:25.000 The hell?

00:21:26.000 How'd it stick so well?

00:21:26.000 What the hell?

00:21:28.000 Maybe he's a robot.

00:21:29.000 He's got magnets in his shoulders?

00:21:32.000 And what's he going to do?

00:21:33.000 Beat me up if I call that battery an alkaline?

00:21:35.000 I thought it was I dare you to push that battery off my shoulder.

00:21:38.000 That must be an allusion, though, to some sort of prison thing where you dare you to push these cigarettes off my shoulder.

00:21:44.000 Oh, maybe.

00:21:45.000 I hope.

00:21:46.000 Because if it's just, if they just invented that whole concept, I dare you to push a battery off my shoulder, that is the most retarded thing I've ever heard of ever. 1.00

00:21:55.000 And that just shows you that everyone in the 80s was on Coke.

00:21:58.000 I dare you to knock this off.

00:21:59.000 I dare you to compare anybody's batteries, anybody's, with alkaline power cells and try to beat them for long life.

00:22:05.000 You know what?

00:22:06.000 This is how you sold batteries in the 80s.

00:22:07.000 You threatened violence.

00:22:09.000 You can't fight.

00:22:10.000 Buy these batteries or I'll kick the shit out of you. 0.98

00:22:14.000 I'll fight you over batteries. 0.63

00:22:16.000 Anyway, so he puts his finger deep, deep inside my bottom.

00:22:20.000 He says everything's fine in there.

00:22:21.000 But then he goes, well, it's really coagulated in there.

00:22:25.000 It's so weird to talk about in there.

00:22:27.000 What is this poltergeist?

00:22:29.000 Like you went to the other side?

00:22:30.000 Are you going to put a rope on a tennis ball and throw it up my asshole to go save a kid? 0.99

00:22:35.000 Go towards the site.

00:22:38.000 There was a little girl who was staring at my butthole and then she just got sucked in. 1.00

00:22:43.000 That was seven years ago.

00:22:45.000 That's crazy, man.

00:22:47.000 I need that dopey little midget with the squeaky voice to get people out of my butt. 1.00

00:22:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:53.000 Or Mexican food.

00:22:54.000 Mexican food is much easier than hiring a psychic.

00:22:59.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:23:02.000 So I was going to do the, I'd hope you'd at least buy me dinner first joke.

00:23:07.000 Right.

00:23:08.000 But I thought, are you hitting on me joke bombed?

00:23:10.000 And he's probably heard that prostate exam joke a million times.

00:23:13.000 So I foregoed it.

00:23:16.000 It was foregone.

00:23:18.000 And we talked for a little bit longer.

00:23:22.000 Then he went to take, I went and got my bloods done where I stole these cups.

00:23:26.000 And we'll find out in a day or so what I'm going to take, whether it's the gel or the pill or the injection.

00:23:32.000 And it's not, I don't think it's testosterone.

00:23:35.000 It's something that helps your body.

00:23:37.000 Interesting.

00:23:39.000 So, like, you're going to slowly see over the next 10 months, just a slowly hulking mass.

00:23:47.000 Interesting.

00:23:49.000 And then I'll just be going, what's going on?

00:23:51.000 Welcome back to free speech.tv.

00:23:54.000 Fortunately, my IQ is a little damaged from the excess testosterone.

00:23:58.000 Today we're going to talk about, again, tits. 0.99

00:24:00.000 This is another tits episode. 0.99

00:24:02.000 Today we're going to talk about big areolas.

00:24:04.000 And I can only talk for 10 minutes because I got to lie down.

00:24:07.000 They actually call me Arielle LaGrande.

00:24:10.000 Even though I sound like Pete Davidson.

00:24:12.000 You're going to be a mashup.

00:24:13.000 You're going to be a whole couple.

00:24:14.000 Doesn't that sound like, My heart hurts.

00:24:19.000 I feel like I got dumped.

00:24:20.000 But you know what I mean?

00:24:21.000 You ever have a pain that's just here?

00:24:23.000 A faint weakness pain?

00:24:25.000 Yeah, it's not heartburn or anything.

00:24:28.000 It's right here.

00:24:30.000 Yeah, I've had that before.

00:24:31.000 I had that, I think, yesterday.

00:24:33.000 You know what he sounded like?

00:24:35.000 That guy who did the He Will Not Divide Us thing?

00:24:37.000 He will not divide us.

00:24:38.000 He will not divide us.

00:24:39.000 That is Tony Redpill.

00:24:40.000 Uncle Tony Redpill.

00:24:41.000 Tony Redpill.

00:24:42.000 We should have him on the show.

00:24:43.000 Greg, his new movie trailer came out, and it kind of looks interesting.

00:24:49.000 Oh.

00:24:50.000 Movies are tough to pull off.

00:24:50.000 You want to see it?

00:24:52.000 I mean, I hate everyone in LA, but when someone like Jonah Hill does a movie, you know it's going to be good because that's the culture he grew up in.

00:25:00.000 When anyone else does it, they don't even have a laugh.

00:25:05.000 But yeah, let's see his new trailer.

00:25:07.000 So this is Greg the Greek.

00:25:08.000 He was with Tony Redpill.

00:25:10.000 I had them both in the show, Moron.

00:25:10.000 Yep.

00:25:12.000 Charlie Barakas.

00:25:14.000 Like Tom Hogg in my left hand.

00:25:15.000 Oh, it's a fiction movie.

00:25:17.000 It's a fiction movie.

00:25:19.000 It's like a gangster movie.

00:25:22.000 Oh, Charlie Boyd.

00:25:23.000 Oh, what's up?

00:25:24.000 He's like Shinless List.

00:25:26.000 Oh, did you tell that one at the club?

00:25:26.000 It never ran.

00:25:28.000 I'm sure your mob buddies love that one.

00:25:30.000 Covered in blood?

00:25:31.000 That wasn't yours.

00:25:33.000 What was in that bag you had the other day?

00:25:35.000 Somebody's head, I suppose.

00:25:38.000 Never told you about my son.

00:25:39.000 I suppose he came up from school.

00:25:44.000 Never caught the guy that did it.

00:25:45.000 I should have been there for him.

00:25:46.000 Never caught the guy that did it.

00:25:48.000 That's emotional.

00:25:51.000 Why does audio sound the same in all?

00:25:53.000 Oh, that was the guy from Rocky.

00:25:54.000 Sometimes you have to help those who don't take care of themselves.

00:25:59.000 Charlie?

00:26:00.000 I never got to thank you for getting me out of that tough spot.

00:26:02.000 I have people coming and turning me in.

00:26:04.000 You, Charlie.

00:26:05.000 Okay, look at my hand.

00:26:07.000 We got it.

00:26:08.000 It just looks like every other indie film.

00:26:10.000 No offense, Uncle Tony Red Pill.

00:26:14.000 I ain't trying to criticize you.

00:26:16.000 It just, the crappy audio and the weird lighting, it always looks the same in indie films.

00:26:21.000 I'm not a fan.

00:26:22.000 Although, I saw Hobbs and Shaw last night.

00:26:26.000 It's finally on demand.

00:26:28.000 It is so effing good.

00:26:32.000 Holy crap.

00:26:34.000 Is it a good movie?

00:26:35.000 Although, at the very beginning, the bad guys are Nazi skinheads.

00:26:38.000 And they all get beat up.

00:26:39.000 And they have red suspenders and Doc Martens on.

00:26:44.000 In fact, that's maybe the second skinhead I've seen in 30 years.

00:26:48.000 That's the only place you see them is in movies.

00:26:51.000 Oh, and here, by the way, you know how in movies, sometimes the good guy will get a few blows to the head?

00:26:57.000 They don't do it in this one.

00:26:58.000 They win every fight, hands down, no questions asked.

00:27:01.000 That's awesome.

00:27:01.000 Not one punch to any face ever.

00:27:03.000 No way.

00:27:04.000 Yeah, well look at this scene.

00:27:05.000 Access granted.

00:27:12.000 Access denied.

00:27:15.000 This is me trying to fuck my wife. 1.00

00:27:19.000 This is me putting my penis against her butt in bed. 1.00

00:27:23.000 Access denied.

00:27:25.000 Access denied.

00:27:30.000 Adrian Sobo's a bad guy, so that's cool.

00:27:32.000 We have a black bad guy for once. 1.00

00:27:34.000 She's, of course, a ninja who beats the shit out of everyone, which is kind of lame.

00:27:41.000 But the rock goes back to Samoa.

00:27:43.000 I think he is technically genetically Samoan, even though he's like Hawaiian, right?

00:27:49.000 And the Samoans fight the bad guys without weapons, just with like clubs and stuff.

00:27:58.000 I'm sorry to bring trouble here, Mama, but I need my brothers.

00:28:01.000 We do this war.

00:28:04.000 The Once Were Warriors guy.

00:28:06.000 In fact, the brother is, he was the pedophile uncle from Once Were Warriors.

00:28:10.000 Those are their weapons.

00:28:13.000 You know, Hollywood talks all this bullshit about Trump and anti-masculinity and how they hate guns.

00:28:21.000 And at the end of the day, that pays their bills.

00:28:25.000 So they're so disingenuous.

00:28:27.000 Like, they sell patriotism while pretending that they hate it.

00:28:33.000 They're like drug dealers in a way.

00:28:35.000 No, that's a terrible analogy.

00:28:36.000 Drug dealers love drugs.

00:28:38.000 Yeah, what?

00:28:41.000 They're like even evangelists who pretend they love Jesus, but then, you know, rip everyone off.

00:28:47.000 Yeah, that's a better analogy.

00:28:48.000 That scene was mental.

00:28:50.000 Anyway, I highly recommend it.

00:28:53.000 My daughter and my wife left, so it was just the boys.

00:28:57.000 I'm having a little bit of trouble selling, like, guys, it's dudes night.

00:29:01.000 No broads allowed. 1.00

00:29:03.000 My son just wants to look at baseball scores.

00:29:05.000 My other son wants to watch people playing Minecraft.

00:29:08.000 Like, we're not looking at math, and we're not looking at some stranger nerd play a video game.

00:29:14.000 We're watching stranger nerds use CGI to make tough guys play a video game of sorts.

00:29:21.000 I realized when I was watching it too, I make fun of superhero movies.

00:29:24.000 How is this different?

00:29:25.000 Yeah.

00:29:26.000 Like he does quadruple backflips into a helicopter, beats everyone up, and then jumps out the window.

00:29:31.000 And Idris Elba is half machine.

00:29:34.000 So he's basically Iron Man.

00:29:35.000 Oh, snap. 0.99

00:29:36.000 Anyway, the reason I bring this up is there is a smoke show in this movie that is going to change your life forever.

00:29:48.000 OM motherfucking knee. 0.99

00:29:51.000 And you know what happened to?

00:29:52.000 My six-year-old was sitting next to me on the couch, and I didn't realize I was doing this, but in the scene I'm about to show you, I went, it was like Kevin James in King of Queens when, you know, the ice cream store is closed or something, and I was going, and I heard my six-year-old look at me and goes, what, Dad, what's going on with your face?

00:30:13.000 And I had to laugh my head off because I didn't know what I was doing.

00:30:18.000 Dude, you don't know what I'm about to show you?

00:30:20.000 Okay, well, we have different types.

00:30:22.000 You tend to be kind of racist.

00:30:25.000 A little bit, yeah.

00:30:26.000 But so this is not a white woman. 0.98

00:30:29.000 I'm sorry to break it to you.

00:30:31.000 I like all sorts, just not Asians typically. 0.87

00:30:31.000 Oh, no. 0.87

00:30:34.000 All right.

00:30:34.000 Well, she's Mexican.

00:30:36.000 I think this is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.

00:30:39.000 Besides my wife, of course.

00:30:45.000 Oh, what are those?

00:30:49.000 Those are my best friends.

00:30:51.000 Tit and Tit.

00:30:53.000 That's what I should have named the movie.

00:30:56.000 Yeah.

00:30:57.000 Hobson Shaw working title Tit and Tit.

00:30:59.000 It's a cool painting back there.

00:31:01.000 No, it's not.

00:31:02.000 ...

00:31:02.000 because it was something that resonated a lot with our culture, so I immediately wanted to be part of it.

00:31:09.000 That's a creature.

00:31:10.000 Look at her.

00:31:11.000 That's ridiculous.

00:31:12.000 What is that thing?

00:31:13.000 I don't know.

00:31:14.000 What is that?

00:31:15.000 She's hotter than Steve. 0.95

00:31:17.000 She's a circus freak. 1.00

00:31:18.000 She could be in the circus. 0.60

00:31:19.000 Step right up.

00:31:20.000 The beautiful lady.

00:31:24.000 I'd pay five cents to look at her in the 1910s. 1.00

00:31:26.000 Yeah.

00:31:27.000 Like next to the bearded lady and the world's fattest guy, who is probably about 340 pounds.

00:31:34.000 What's her name?

00:31:35.000 Her name.

00:31:38.000 I can Google her.

00:31:39.000 See, I told you that Idris Alba was a robot guy.

00:31:44.000 Robogai.

00:31:48.000 She could have Uncle Tony Redpill's voice, and I would still be in love with her.

00:31:52.000 Hey, how's it going?

00:31:53.000 I heard you liked me in Hobson Shaw.

00:31:55.000 I heard you talking about my tits. 0.98

00:31:56.000 What'd you say?

00:31:57.000 Working title tit and tit?

00:31:58.000 Well, here they are.

00:32:00.000 Oh, she acts like him too?

00:32:02.000 Yeah.

00:32:02.000 Okay.

00:32:03.000 What's up, Amelia Gonzalez?

00:32:05.000 I'm fucking one of the hottest chicks in the world, duh. 1.00

00:32:08.000 Anyway, who has a cigar for me?

00:32:12.000 And I don't want a Lewinsky, and I want to smoke it up here with this mouth.

00:32:17.000 That's her. 0.88

00:32:19.000 Can I Google her?

00:32:20.000 Can I Google her?

00:32:21.000 Iiza.

00:32:22.000 That reminds me of when my middle boy was young.

00:32:26.000 He'd make up all these cool things like, the Bob Marley has begun.

00:32:30.000 And doctors say when you read a book to love, you just fall apart.

00:32:34.000 And if I was having like salt and vinegar chips, a recipe I invented, which you can have, it's salt and vinegar chips and you dip them in sour cream.

00:32:41.000 That's the whole recipe.

00:32:43.000 And he'd grab one and then he'd look at me and he goes, Can I dip?

00:32:48.000 He's forgotten all of them.

00:32:50.000 And my wife and I are still, every time we see dip, we go, can I dip?

00:32:55.000 Look at her.

00:32:56.000 That lucky bikini.

00:32:58.000 I want to die and come back as a bikini.

00:33:03.000 Oh, she's got little star tattoos down there. 1.00

00:33:05.000 Ooh, you like the tattoos.

00:33:06.000 That's your takeaway.

00:33:07.000 Although bikini is kind of... 0.85

00:33:12.000 Did you look up bikini?

00:33:14.000 Well, then you're gay. 0.82

00:33:14.000 I did. 0.82

00:33:16.000 Okay.

00:33:17.000 And I'm gayer than you because I like looking up just their style.

00:33:20.000 Because if they wear like Jeremy Scott or something, you know she's fun. 1.00

00:33:25.000 But if she's dressed lame and she just wears big fancy stupid name brands, look her up without bikini there, you 10-year-old pervert. 1.00

00:33:35.000 You want to see her style? 0.87

00:33:39.000 A lot of red carpet type stuff.

00:33:40.000 I like this, just hanging out just to check.

00:33:43.000 And there's our best friends.

00:33:45.000 Yep.

00:33:45.000 Hobbs and Shaw.

00:33:46.000 Hobbs and Shaw.

00:33:48.000 So that's an awesome movie you got to check out.

00:33:51.000 Wait, I would Hobbs all over those and please shaw me those titties. 1.00

00:33:56.000 You come up with a pun for that.

00:33:57.000 That was good.

00:33:59.000 It's sometimes difficult to differentiate what's humor and what's a pun.

00:34:03.000 A pun is the thing that's not funny.

00:34:06.000 Also in the trailer news, we talked about how Kingsman is a Proud Boys movie and we got about 10 letters going, how, that's amazing that the people who did Kingsman put out a movie that's all about the Proud Boys two years before the Proud Boys existed.

00:34:20.000 To which I would respond, touche.

00:34:22.000 That's an excellent point.

00:34:24.000 I guess now I'm saying it's a Proud Boys movie the same way Animal House is a Proud Boys movie.

00:34:29.000 It's not, they didn't do it on purpose.

00:34:32.000 But I'm still right.

00:34:34.000 It was actually a secret club for two years.

00:34:36.000 I think it's about time to tell people.

00:34:37.000 That only Hollywood writers.

00:34:39.000 So anyway, they're all, everyone's into prequels now.

00:34:41.000 And the Kingsman Trailer is also out.

00:34:44.000 And again, it looks totally nationalist, pro-Brexit.

00:34:48.000 It looks awesome.

00:34:50.000 And I guess it is kind of a superhero movie because Rasputin is magic in it, right?

00:34:56.000 Oh, this is pre-World War I. I'm no history buff, but wasn't all of World War I about some guy with a big mustache who got blowed up in his carriage?

00:35:06.000 Wizard and killed.

00:35:08.000 Bismarck?

00:35:10.000 Until one day, we found ourselves noblemen.

00:35:16.000 But that nobility never came from chivalry.

00:35:22.000 It came from being tough and ruthless.

00:35:26.000 See, what's great about the free market is there's this massive war on masculinity going on, and there's a massive demand for masculinity.

00:35:36.000 So politicians and the media push the bullshit narrative about how all men have to die.

00:35:44.000 Meanwhile, the free market goes, actually, people like masculinity.

00:35:47.000 I think I'll make some bucks on it.

00:35:52.000 And how they can be defeated.

00:35:57.000 Bridge flag coming up.

00:36:01.000 Oh, that's the guy with the mustache getting killed.

00:36:03.000 *Sounds of pain*

00:36:11.000 Where's the British flag?

00:36:13.000 Did I miss it?

00:36:16.000 Is this a different trailer?

00:36:17.000 There are other ways of doing your audition.

00:36:18.000 Is this a different trailer?

00:36:19.000 Come on.

00:36:22.000 Yeah, it is.

00:36:25.000 It's a good one.

00:36:26.000 I guess the Union Jacks offensive.

00:36:29.000 And that'll be banned.

00:36:30.000 But speaking of the war on men, I keep getting people sending me emails about getting fired.

00:36:36.000 And I just sent you one from my buddy Nick.

00:36:41.000 Oh, no, no.

00:36:42.000 Sorry.

00:36:42.000 Oh, wait, wait.

00:36:43.000 Before we get to that, I want to talk about this other guy, Kevin Wilcox, who sent me a letter.

00:36:47.000 I'm a police officer for Connecticut, former proud boy.

00:36:49.000 I'm in the process of being attacked by a law firm in D.C. They sent a letter to my chief.

00:36:53.000 The link is right below this.

00:36:56.000 Sorry, I didn't number it.

00:36:59.000 We know they sent a letter to my chief and accused me of being friendly with white supremacists and white nationalists and donating to a group that furthers their violent ways.

00:37:11.000 We know their end game is to get me fired.

00:37:12.000 My chief's been going, okay, so far.

00:37:14.000 They called their buddies the Associated Press and had them do an article on me.

00:37:18.000 And then he's asking me about my lawsuit with the SPLC.

00:37:20.000 I'm going to do a big, intensive look at this narrative myth that there's YouTubers or people on the internet out there radicalizing innocent young boys in cells, like the movie Cuck.

00:37:33.000 There's a guy who looked, they always look like me, by the way, who's out there saying, we got to take our country back.

00:37:39.000 We got to kill.

00:37:40.000 And then some poor bastard goes out there and starts killing everyone.

00:37:43.000 And that's what the mass shootings are.

00:37:45.000 That's Dylan Roof.

00:37:46.000 That's the mosque shooting in New Zealand.

00:37:49.000 Total and utter myth.

00:37:52.000 First of all, this is the guy, Kevin Wilcox.

00:37:55.000 First of all, if you want to include New Zealand, you have to include the world.

00:37:59.000 And we have something like 90,000 Christians killed a year by Muslims.

00:38:04.000 That's 250 a day.

00:38:06.000 So I wouldn't include the world if I were you.

00:38:08.000 You're going to lose.

00:38:08.000 So if we just focus on America, you have to really work hard to ignore the mass shootings that don't fit that narrative.

00:38:16.000 And you have to ignore the trans shooter.

00:38:18.000 I think I sent you notes about that.

00:38:20.000 We just discovered that this trans shooter was mad because they wouldn't call Didn't respect the pronouns?

00:38:30.000 That's what inspired that mass shooting, but that didn't make the cuts.

00:38:35.000 And then we have the Dayton, Ohio shooting, which was Antifa.

00:38:38.000 And then we have all of these Muslim attacks, the Westside Highway, San Bernardino Neopolita. 1.00

00:38:42.000 So you have to ignore all those in order to push this narrative.

00:38:46.000 And so I'm just going to go over the past 10 shootings and show you that these people were not radicalized online.

00:38:52.000 And the real impetus for fighting hate is gaining control, power.

00:38:58.000 And you See this in voting.

00:39:02.000 So they say, we need to shut down Proud Boys, they're white nationalists.

00:39:05.000 What they really mean is these guys are too influential and they're making Trump look good, and we have to stop Trump from getting elected.

00:39:13.000 There's a lot of money going into making Trump supporters look like Nazis.

00:39:18.000 And it has nothing to do with them and their political beliefs.

00:39:21.000 It has to do with the effectiveness of that stupid fucking allegation.

00:39:28.000 So this guy, Kevin Wilcox, do you have the article?

00:39:30.000 The Civil Rights Group's executive director says she, well, what do you know?

00:39:35.000 Was astounded by the chief's refusal to take any action against the officer.

00:39:39.000 Wilcox didn't immediately respond to calls seeking comment.

00:39:43.000 Wassner said Tuesday that there is no question that Wilcox is not a white supremacist.

00:39:48.000 They're not great at grammar, those cops.

00:39:51.000 But he's definitely not a white supremacist.

00:39:53.000 So I looked up this group and they're called, what are they called?

00:39:58.000 The Lawyers Committee.

00:40:00.000 This is below that.

00:40:01.000 Sorry.

00:40:02.000 I didn't, we're So they're called, what are they called in the top right there?

00:40:02.000 got it.

00:40:09.000 The Lawyers Committee for Civil Rights Under Law.

00:40:12.000 The Lawyers Committee for Civil Rights Under Law.

00:40:14.000 Now, pull up the picture that I showed you, that I emailed you.

00:40:18.000 Okay.

00:40:19.000 So this group is about fighting hate.

00:40:22.000 That's noble.

00:40:22.000 That's good.

00:40:23.000 Oh, Kevin Wilcox, they thought this cop was a member of a hate group.

00:40:27.000 He's got nothing to do with the group, and they're not a hate group.

00:40:29.000 But okay, you made a mistake.

00:40:31.000 I assume if I go through all your other work, I'm going to see a litany of hate groups that are bona fide hate groups.

00:40:38.000 I assume Islam will be peppered all over your resume, all of their homophobia and sexism and calling for the murder of Jews and calling for the end of Israel. 1.00

00:40:48.000 I assume that will be all over your work.

00:40:49.000 I assume you'll have all kinds of black groups that are racist, like Melanin Nation, who call for the murder of white cops, or the black Hebrew Israelites who literally laugh at the Holocaust because apparently the Nazis got the wrong group.

00:41:03.000 They're the real Jews. 0.99

00:41:04.000 I assume all that will be in your hate.

00:41:06.000 Nope.

00:41:07.000 It's just people that support Trump.

00:41:10.000 No, that's not it.

00:41:11.000 It's a group photo.

00:41:13.000 Okay, I didn't actually get one.

00:41:16.000 You looked it through my emails, yeah, from everything that you sent me.

00:41:19.000 Well, isn't a very interesting photo.

00:41:20.000 Is it a forwarded message?

00:41:21.000 No.

00:41:36.000 I know we're not making good television right now, folks, but this just shows you how live it is.

00:41:41.000 It's on the fly, yo.

00:41:43.000 Pretty exciting stuff.

00:41:46.000 Yeah, you're seeing news happen live.

00:41:48.000 It's like, do, do, do, do, do.

00:41:49.000 This is like the newsroom.

00:41:50.000 I need TMZ.

00:41:53.000 I need a big slurpee.

00:41:55.000 Oh, I got something worth mentioning.

00:41:56.000 Mentioning that tonight, the Cornell West and Candace Owens.

00:42:03.000 Oh, yes, that's exciting.

00:42:05.000 Yeah.

00:42:06.000 Free speech episode will be.

00:42:08.000 Tonight, if you tune into free speech.tv, you can watch Candace Owens and Cornell West.

00:42:12.000 Yes.

00:42:13.000 Duke it out.

00:42:14.000 Awesome.

00:42:16.000 All right, I just sent you the picture.

00:42:17.000 Let me know when it arrives.

00:42:18.000 Very important picture.

00:42:20.000 Very important segue here.

00:42:22.000 Because the Lawyers Committee for Civil Rights Under Law appears to be about 99% women. 1.00

00:42:28.000 It's very diverse within the parameter of gender.

00:42:32.000 Meaning, once you accept that it's 99% women, there's a wide variety of women, black, white, Hispanic. 1.00

00:42:38.000 Not a ton of Asians.

00:42:40.000 In fact, I don't see any.

00:42:43.000 Yeah, that's the picture.

00:42:46.000 And you think, is this really about hate or is it about how much you hate men?

00:42:51.000 Is this about stopping a hate group from becoming cops?

00:42:56.000 A hate group that will not help black people because they're so racist, they'll get a call 911.

00:43:02.000 Yo, hey, 911, can I get some help here?

00:43:05.000 I don't think so, dude.

00:43:07.000 Hello, I'm wondering.

00:43:08.000 I'm getting robbed by a Negro. 1.00

00:43:09.000 We'll be right there, sir.

00:43:11.000 That's their insane world, right?

00:43:13.000 And you look at it and you go, this is a War on Trump.

00:43:15.000 It's a War on Masculinity. 0.86

00:43:17.000 And here's a clue.

00:43:18.000 You want the clue?

00:43:20.000 Go to the ugliest one in the photo.

00:43:22.000 That's always a good place to start.

00:43:25.000 The least attractive one there.

00:43:28.000 Now go down to her shoes. 1.00

00:43:33.000 What does that say?

00:43:38.000 Look at her disgusting shoes. 1.00

00:43:40.000 Something with TE at the end of it.

00:43:41.000 Vote.

00:43:42.000 Oh, geez.

00:43:43.000 She's taken a magic marker and written vote on her feet.

00:43:47.000 Vote with your feet.

00:43:48.000 Yeah, why don't you vote yourself a little slimmer by walking?

00:43:53.000 Yeah, why don't you once in a while?

00:43:55.000 Right, jog.

00:43:57.000 But go back to that committee.

00:44:02.000 This group is all about the civil rights of voting.

00:44:07.000 The only male there seems to be calling the shots, John M. Greenbaum.

00:44:10.000 This is the guy getting cops fired.

00:44:12.000 This is the guy.

00:44:13.000 And isn't it funny how they attack cops and firemen?

00:44:16.000 Like these guys are dedicated to saving your life when you're in trouble.

00:44:19.000 And these cucks, these beta males, these pussies are shutting them down and preventing them from saving your life. 0.99

00:44:26.000 Under the auspices of what?

00:44:27.000 Fighting hate?

00:44:28.000 But you're not about fighting hate.

00:44:30.000 You're about getting illegals to vote. 0.89

00:44:33.000 That's what these people are really about as far as I'm concerned.

00:44:37.000 Obviously, you have to speak very carefully here because when you mess with lawyers, they mess with you back.

00:44:41.000 But when you look at this guy's resume, go back to that write-up.

00:44:44.000 You see Greenbaum has successfully litigated, go down to that, numerous cases in the federal courts.

00:44:53.000 I can't read it because I'm on top of it.

00:44:55.000 So go down.

00:44:57.000 And it's argued before the United States Circle.

00:44:59.000 Notable cases played a major role include Shelby County versus Holder, defense of the constitutionality of the Voting Rights Act, the Coalition for Equity and Excellence in Maryland Higher Education.

00:45:11.000 Keep going.

00:45:12.000 So stop, stop there.

00:45:14.000 Desegregation in the school systems.

00:45:16.000 Okay.

00:45:16.000 Desegregation in the school systems.

00:45:19.000 How old are you, dude?

00:45:21.000 Challenge to Arizona's Document of Citizenship requirement for voter registration applicants.

00:45:29.000 Drop the Mic it's a very expensive mic.

00:45:35.000 I'm not going to just drop it on the ground, but I'm not Barack Obama.

00:45:39.000 That's what this is about.

00:45:41.000 Like the derb said many years ago, it's never about what it's about.

00:45:46.000 So these guys are out there sabotaging cops' careers in order to make it look like they're these harbingers of justice who wipe out hate wherever they find it.

00:45:56.000 But when you check the resume, you see a bunch of ugly fat broads who are mad at men for being men. 1.00

00:46:02.000 And you see the true political agenda, which is taking advantage monetarily off the massive demand the DNC has for getting Hispanics to vote.

00:46:12.000 Because they know without that Hispanic vote, they lose. 0.98

00:46:14.000 And that is why they pry the borders open.

00:46:16.000 They don't care about Mexicans. 1.00

00:46:18.000 They see them all as pawns in the chess game.

00:46:18.000 They don't care about blacks.

00:46:21.000 It's all a lie.

00:46:23.000 Oh, God, he looks terrible.

00:46:26.000 So the women are mad because no one would fuck them in high school. 1.00

00:46:29.000 And the men appear to have the same beef.

00:46:32.000 Has he ever had sex?

00:46:34.000 I don't know.

00:46:36.000 He has a koala bear's face.

00:46:40.000 Oh, we got to read our sponsors before we go offline.

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00:46:46.000 Yeah.

00:46:48.000 True day.

00:46:49.000 But I lost my notes.

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00:47:28.000 But I can't find the website now, Ryan.

00:47:31.000 What is it?

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00:47:37.000 C-O-V-E-F-E. 1.00

00:47:40.000 If you type it in without the dot com, it'll pop up.

00:47:45.000 C-O-V-Covefefe.

00:47:47.000 Covfefe.

00:47:51.000 Again, I'm doing a really bad job of promoting this fucking place, and it's not coming up.

00:47:56.000 I think it's do youcovefe.com?

00:48:01.000 Why did you tell me that?

00:48:03.000 I didn't know that.

00:48:04.000 What is the URL?

00:48:06.000 Oh, I don't know the URL.

00:48:07.000 Well, it's on your screen, dude.

00:48:09.000 Yeah, but I'm over there getting coffee.

00:48:11.000 I know, but you just typed it in.

00:48:15.000 Do you covefe.com?

00:48:20.000 What is it?

00:48:22.000 I was typing coffee fee.

00:48:24.000 That didn't work!

00:48:26.000 Alright.

00:48:28.000 Well, it's on the site.

00:48:29.000 Do you C-O-V-F-E-F-E.com.

00:48:32.000 Yeah, the only reason it comes up on your fucking site is because you've had it up before. 0.51

00:48:36.000 No, no, no.

00:48:40.000 That is exactly why it comes up on your URL.

00:48:42.000 I've never had it on my URL.

00:48:45.000 Look, it's the first thing I searched in Google.

00:48:47.000 I know, that doesn't work on my Google.

00:48:49.000 What's wrong with your Google?

00:48:51.000 I haven't been to this URL before on this computer, sir.

00:48:54.000 No, it doesn't, it's not.

00:48:56.000 It didn't fill in.

00:48:56.000 Do you not believe me?

00:48:57.000 Am I lying?

00:48:59.000 You typed in coffee-fify coffee and search it in Google.

00:49:02.000 C-E-F-E-F-E. 1.00

00:49:03.000 Oh, no, you spelled it wrong.

00:49:04.000 It's C-O-V-F-E-F-E. 1.00

00:49:06.000 C-O-V-F-E-F-E. 1.00

00:49:10.000 Oh, we got some commercials here.

00:49:12.000 We got USA Today talking about Kevfi.

00:49:14.000 You didn't type coffee afterwards?

00:49:16.000 I did.

00:49:17.000 That's maniacally mistaken.

00:49:20.000 I did also do that.

00:49:21.000 But it pops right up.

00:49:22.000 It's the first link.

00:49:23.000 No, the first link is Etsy.

00:49:25.000 No, that's not that.

00:49:26.000 That's the Google Image.

00:49:28.000 Well, it's doing it now because now I've been to the URL.

00:49:31.000 God.

00:49:32.000 It's the first one.

00:49:35.000 Sorry about that.

00:49:36.000 Cavafed.

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00:49:38.000 While we were promoting your product, there was some animosity.

00:49:41.000 I hope the folks at home don't associate your brand with people yelling at each other.

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00:50:36.000 I really waited too long for these reeds?

00:50:45.000 These reeds.

00:50:47.000 And I have to wing them because I don't have them.

00:50:49.000 But isn't that amazing that these groups, because I was talking about a lot of these civil rights groups just being grumpy feminists with an axe to grind. 1.00

00:50:58.000 And then I look up this company that's trying to get this officer fired and I see a bunch of grumpy feminists with an axe to grind. 1.00

00:51:03.000 And then you peel back another layer and you see the one male who runs the whole thing is actually just getting checks, allegedly.

00:51:11.000 This is my theory.

00:51:12.000 Getting checks from the DNC who need more votes.

00:51:14.000 And they say, can you fight any kind of immigration restriction, especially when it comes to voting?

00:51:19.000 You know what they're doing in California now?

00:51:21.000 Handing out licenses.

00:51:23.000 You don't have to actually pass your driver's license to get your driver's license.

00:51:27.000 Now, why would they do that?

00:51:28.000 They like car accidents?

00:51:30.000 No one likes car accidents.

00:51:32.000 Oh, California.

00:51:34.000 Votes.

00:51:36.000 I get it now.

00:51:42.000 Also, we're going to be taking a lot of calls momentarily, but we'll be cutting you off, folks at home.

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00:55:53.000 All right.

00:55:54.000 So we got Kevin Wilcox.

00:55:55.000 We managed to get in the sponsors in the free hour.

00:55:58.000 I think we should switch to calls now.

00:56:00.000 I also want to switch to the mailbag, though.

00:56:05.000 Are we going to tune out of the YouTube folks?

00:56:09.000 So let's...

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00:56:19.000 Bye, guys.

00:56:20.000 So thank you for tuning in for free, you cheap ass.

00:56:23.000 You can't spend $10 a month.

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00:56:30.000 That's nothing.

00:56:32.000 And you get endless content.

00:56:33.000 Candace Owens and Cornell West coming up in a few hours.

00:56:37.000 We have new shows from me every day.

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00:56:41.000 We're just opening up a blog on it.

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00:56:45.000 Everyone is banned from internet.

00:56:46.000 Everyone's being depersoned, de-platformed.

00:56:48.000 Ends up on our show.

00:56:49.000 We're the island of misfit toys in Clown World where no one gets a voice.

00:56:55.000 And here, it's just like it was before Clown World took over.

00:56:59.000 You can say whatever you want.

00:57:01.000 And when you have total freedom like that, believe it or not, there's no racism, sexism, homophobia.

00:57:06.000 It just doesn't naturally happen.

00:57:08.000 So these assholes who are trying to control your life, they're not stopping hate.

00:57:12.000 They're eradicating things in the name of stopping hate that have nothing to do with hate.

00:57:16.000 They're just controlling you and trying to dictate how you think and what you say.

00:57:21.000 Well, we're not having it here on free speech.tv.

00:57:27.000 Stay tuned, subscribers.

00:57:28.000 Stay tuned.

00:57:38.000 As when you hear that song that our buddy made for us and you think of when we use your songs, aren't you flabbergasted by how much you suck?

00:57:48.000 No.

00:57:49.000 Really?

00:57:49.000 Yes.

00:57:50.000 Maybe that's your problem.

00:57:51.000 Too much self-esteem.

00:57:53.000 It's different.

00:57:53.000 That already exists.

00:57:54.000 Mine sounds different.

00:57:57.000 Yes.

00:57:57.000 Really?

00:57:58.000 Okay, so here's an email I got from Nick Ox yesterday.

00:58:03.000 So I was working at CPAC Korea and went out to a nice dinner with all the conservative celebrities and event organizers the night before.

00:58:09.000 I was forced into it when I was busy at work, so I had short sleeves on.

00:58:13.000 I saw my tattoo get noticed, but everyone, including Judge Jeanine, we know Judge Jeanine of Fox News, right?

00:58:20.000 Pierrot, yeah?

00:58:21.000 Was super pleasant the whole time.

00:58:23.000 The next morning, I get word Judge Janine Piro wants me to delete all pictures I took because she's worried about her contract at Fox News, like they're going to fire her for accidentally being in the same room as me.

00:58:36.000 By the way, that's totally conceivable, Nick.

00:58:38.000 Yeah, that seems fair.

00:58:41.000 I didn't take any selfies with these people because I'm not a nerd.

00:58:45.000 I'm in the group photo working on getting that.

00:58:47.000 So, next morning at KCPAC.

00:58:51.000 So, I guess KCPAC is what?

00:58:54.000 American Conservative Union is CPAC.

00:58:57.000 Anyway, next morning at KCPAC, maybe Korea CPAC, I keep getting progressively restricted.

00:59:03.000 Keep low.

00:59:04.000 Let no one see your arm.

00:59:05.000 Don't be in this or that area.

00:59:07.000 It was obvious what was coming.

00:59:09.000 I hadn't tweeted or bragged to anyone that I was working at KCPAC.

00:59:12.000 I'm happy to just do my job and not be seen despite having a modest internet following.

00:59:17.000 American Conservative Union, ACU is CPAC.

00:59:20.000 Executive Director Dan Schneider, quote unquote, thanked me for playing along, and I just said I understood.

00:59:27.000 As I said, I'm not here to tell people, but I just to help put on the event.

00:59:30.000 Then I'm told if there are any posts with me in CPAC, I'll be removed.

00:59:33.000 Judge Janine looks shocked to see me and then won't make eye contact.

00:59:38.000 What a bitch. 1.00

00:59:40.000 I just eat some appetizers and wait to be removed.

00:59:42.000 My boss doesn't believe I will be.

00:59:43.000 I'm about 50 minutes before KCPAC kicks off.

00:59:46.000 I traveled to Korea for this.

00:59:48.000 I was told repeatedly it's Judge Janine making the stink over me.

00:59:51.000 CPAC leadership must have made the final call.

00:59:53.000 This reminds me of the American conservative thing in, what was it, Miami?

01:00:00.000 Where Michelle Malkin gets shut down by conservatives.

01:00:05.000 So the conservative group kicks her out because the SPLC and the ADL were complaining.

01:00:11.000 That's the real issue here, folks.

01:00:13.000 It's not that we get nagged by the SPLC and the ADL and Antifa.

01:00:18.000 It's that we capitulate.

01:00:21.000 And this is true throughout the political, not the political spectrum, but throughout the right.

01:00:26.000 When I was at Fox News, they were petrified of the Daily Show making fun of them.

01:00:32.000 And I kept saying to them, who fucking cares?

01:00:35.000 If Jon Stewart found out he was on Hannity, which he was a few times, and they were lampooning bits, he'd laugh his head off.

01:00:42.000 He doesn't care.

01:00:43.000 But the right goes, oh no, Antifa's mad at me.

01:00:47.000 Oh no, Judge Janine is scared of being in a picture with someone who likes Trump too much in case Fox News gets harassed by the SPLC and gets in trouble.

01:01:03.000 We're so scared of getting in trouble.

01:01:04.000 What a bunch of fucking pussies. 1.00

01:01:07.000 What are you looking at?

01:01:09.000 Some chick. 1.00

01:01:10.000 Somebody just mailbagged in.

01:01:11.000 Have you guys seen this chick?

01:01:14.000 You want to look at her?

01:01:15.000 Okay.

01:01:15.000 Pretty cool.

01:01:16.000 We're getting arrested interrupted by hot chicks. 1.00

01:01:20.000 How juvenile is this?

01:01:22.000 You know, I haven't had a redhead since probably 1994. 1.00

01:01:29.000 I hear their libido is unstoppable.

01:01:32.000 They're just animals.

01:01:35.000 That's pretty cool.

01:01:36.000 She's got big lips.

01:01:38.000 Yep.

01:01:39.000 I mean, you understand, sir, you're showing us this very attractive young lady when we just saw God earlier in the show.

01:01:46.000 So this isn't very fair to her.

01:01:47.000 Should have waited a day.

01:01:49.000 She's not killing me, though.

01:01:53.000 I'm good enough to travel continents and work all day and into the night for these people, but not to be seen or near them.

01:01:57.000 I'm good enough for the Marine Corps, but not CPAC.

01:02:00.000 Even agreed to keep their secret that I was there.

01:02:02.000 One potential HuffPost article means more to these people than conservativism.

01:02:06.000 That might bring donations down for a week.

01:02:08.000 Immediately got fired when I landed back in Hawaii.

01:02:11.000 Nick.

01:02:14.000 Wow.

01:02:16.000 Clown world.

01:02:18.000 Clown world!

01:02:19.000 One, two, three.

01:02:21.000 Clown world!

01:02:28.000 All right.

01:02:29.000 So I wanted to get that out.

01:02:30.000 This is, by the way, about five days before Max Hare and John Kinsman go to prison for anywhere from 3.5 to 15 years for beating up Antifa.

01:02:43.000 After Antifa ambushed them.

01:02:45.000 After Antifa attacked a journalist that same night, beat the shit out of him, stole his equipment, and got fuck all.

01:02:52.000 Because there was fuck, a fuck all else to do.

01:02:57.000 How infuriating is that?

01:02:59.000 So it's one thing where they fire you and you go, that's ridiculous.

01:03:06.000 And they go, oh, you've been doxxed.

01:03:09.000 You've been depersoned.

01:03:10.000 All of that stuff is obviously annoying and dangerous and it fucks with your kids' lives, which is just, it's beyond cruel.

01:03:18.000 I mean, bloods and crips don't fuck with people's kids. 1.00

01:03:24.000 So anyway, that's one thing.

01:03:29.000 But when the actual justice system is involved and guys go to real prison, Max and John aren't going to Rikers.

01:03:35.000 They're going to actual prison.

01:03:37.000 John's four black kids will not see their father, possibly for 15 years.

01:03:44.000 That's taking your kids away from you. 0.84

01:03:46.000 For what?

01:03:47.000 Because after he got attacked by Antifa, he fought back for five seconds too long?

01:03:51.000 Zero damages.

01:03:53.000 And also, by the way, you say, well, there was no victims, but maybe they were really fucked up. 0.89

01:03:57.000 No, the police saw them.

01:03:58.000 There was no fucking blood.

01:04:00.000 Antifa weren't even bleeding from this attack.

01:04:04.000 No, it's gang violence.

01:04:06.000 We need to stop these hate gangs.

01:04:08.000 Oh, someone just sent in her shoes.

01:04:11.000 They're Tom's, which are ethical shoes.

01:04:14.000 You should have this email too, right?

01:04:17.000 Ryan?

01:04:19.000 I'm seeing lawyers from DC is the name of the article, right?

01:04:22.000 No, no, this just came into the mailbag right now from a live viewer.

01:04:26.000 You get mailbag mail too, right?

01:04:28.000 Yes.

01:04:29.000 But you always talk about archives?

01:04:31.000 Yeah, you did.

01:04:32.000 I told you a better way to do it than archives.

01:04:34.000 Okay, you finally caught up.

01:04:38.000 With every pair you purchase, Toms will give a pair of new shoes to a child in need.

01:04:46.000 They don't even want shoes in these shithole countries.

01:04:46.000 Oh.

01:04:50.000 They're just running around barefoot.

01:04:52.000 Oh, so she didn't write it herself.

01:04:54.000 These are a type of Toms. 0.97

01:04:57.000 A disgusting pig. 1.00

01:04:59.000 Hey, Gab, I think Ben Shapiro has taken your advice to scream into pillows before recording his show.

01:05:03.000 In his recent episodes, his voice is notably deeper and more gravelly.

01:05:06.000 Just listen to 10 seconds from his last episode and compare it to something over a year ago.

01:05:10.000 Unless he got a new microphone and recovered from a recent cold, I think you have a secret listener.

01:05:15.000 Good.

01:05:16.000 I don't punch right, and I'm waiting for the revolution to end, and then I can start hating, you know, paleocons and neocons.

01:05:24.000 But right now, if you want less government, I love you.

01:05:26.000 I like Crowder.

01:05:27.000 I like Owen Benjamin.

01:05:28.000 I like Milo.

01:05:29.000 I like Ben Shapiro.

01:05:30.000 I never criticized Ben, although he's been a little close to the line with me as far as criticizing me.

01:05:37.000 But my one criticism of him has always been that fucking voice.

01:05:42.000 Jesus, he sounds like a chipmunk. 0.96

01:05:43.000 I don't know what kind of voice you're talking about, frankly.

01:05:45.000 There are a lot of things that are, you know, my voice, but.

01:05:48.000 This one's from Megan.

01:05:49.000 Hey, Gavin, I agree with your stance on women in power. 0.70

01:05:51.000 I especially believe this to be true in politics.

01:05:53.000 It's unfortunate that the media is pushing women into politics as I don't think that we are well suited for this role at all. 0.97

01:05:58.000 Yeah, you're too vindictive.

01:06:01.000 I recently interviewed, let's do an interview on a YouTube channel called Slightly Offensive, where they interviewed a guy stressing this exact point.

01:06:07.000 The guy they interviewed made a lot of good points on why women shouldn't be in political roles, which I agree with. 1.00

01:06:12.000 The main point being that unlike most men, we are much too emotional and tend to let these emotions control our actions.

01:06:17.000 This is obviously not a good trait to have when you're trying to lead a country.

01:06:21.000 I believe that there are certain jobs that are best suited to women as well as for men, but unfortunately the media is telling us otherwise, which is ultimately putting women and men in jobs and roles that they naturally shouldn't be in.

01:06:31.000 Someone sent me an article from LinkedIn today, too, that said that after marriage, women tend to make 71 cents on the dollar compared to men.

01:06:39.000 And you go, yeah, because they experience how often babies are, how awesome, and don't want to sit in a cubicle anymore.

01:06:46.000 They want to be with their angels.

01:06:48.000 It's called a choice.

01:06:50.000 I thought you were pro-choice.

01:06:53.000 I wish women would realize, like typical woman, though, she's going on and on and on. 1.00

01:07:00.000 We'll realize that these jobs aren't quite for them.

01:07:02.000 I've always gone along with male coworkers.

01:07:04.000 Women and men communicate very.

01:07:05.000 You get the idea.

01:07:06.000 Thanks, Megan.

01:07:07.000 Here's one from Siara.

01:07:08.000 Dear Gavin and Ryan, kind of feel like I'm eeling into the void here, but here it goes.

01:07:11.000 Ages ago, you talked about Matt Berry in Toast of London.

01:07:15.000 I can't remember if you mentioned Garth Merengi's Dark Place, which he was in before Toast.

01:07:20.000 Yes, we're very familiar with Garth Moringi's Dark Place.

01:07:23.000 That was from the dude who played the IT guy in the original British Office.

01:07:29.000 And Garth Moringhi's Dark Place is a wonderful show.

01:07:32.000 Toast of London is great.

01:07:33.000 And you know what else is really good?

01:07:35.000 Is this new vampire thing that Matt Berry is also in?

01:07:43.000 Hello?

01:07:43.000 Something about in the shadows of the...

01:07:46.000 It is such a high-quality show.

01:07:48.000 You can ignore the fact that the filmmakers are the guys who have the worst politics imaginable and cry themselves to sleep at night thinking about Trump.

01:07:59.000 What we do in the shadows?

01:08:00.000 What we do in the shadows.

01:08:01.000 it's got my dream girl in it.

01:08:01.000 This show rules.

01:08:15.000 And every time you wear it, something bloody, stupid, terrible happens.

01:08:18.000 Nonsense.

01:08:19.000 Gizmo likes it, don't you?

01:08:20.000 It's Guillermo.

01:08:21.000 Lazzo's stupid hat.

01:08:23.000 Kismo likes it. 0.91

01:08:25.000 Look how hot she is. 1.00

01:08:28.000 That's my type.

01:08:29.000 British Jews.

01:08:30.000 I acquired this hat while draining the blood of a Bavarian Hexenbrenner or witch burner. 0.96

01:08:36.000 That's a good episode, too.

01:08:37.000 The hat does turn out to be very cursed.

01:08:39.000 Chuck Izzo.

01:08:42.000 Love your show.

01:08:43.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:08:44.000 Saw the Columbus Day episode, thought it was awesome.

01:08:48.000 Don't know if it was the intent, really think anyone was able to late suffering the same way.

01:08:51.000 I mean, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:08:53.000 Okay.

01:08:53.000 Anyway, I had an idea.

01:08:54.000 Probably not the first someone who suggests this, but you and Detective Shitty should do a bit where you guys portray Cluso and Kato from one of those scenes in the Pink Panther movies.

01:09:04.000 Okay, thank you for that idea, Chuck.

01:09:06.000 That is a good scene.

01:09:07.000 Blair.

01:09:09.000 Gav, I almost did not have a family and kids.

01:09:11.000 Thank you for being pro-family, pro-father.

01:09:14.000 To all those who need one, please share more of this in your program.

01:09:16.000 Without you and a few others, Adam Kroller, Jordan Peterson, I may have never sought out and committed to being a strong father figure.

01:09:22.000 My dysfunctional parents and Libtard teachers brainwashed me to hold disdain for the nuclear family, fatherhood, and masculinity. 1.00

01:09:29.000 My wife is now pregnant with our second child.

01:09:32.000 Yes.

01:09:34.000 And is the most rewarding endeavor I could have imagined.

01:09:37.000 It is the most rewarding endeavor.

01:09:39.000 So thank you.

01:09:41.000 You're welcome, dude.

01:09:43.000 Mark Esteban.

01:09:45.000 I think you'll appreciate this Gav, Extinction Rebellion being put under manners by the Great Unwashed. 1.00

01:09:50.000 Love it.

01:09:51.000 Have you got that video?

01:09:54.000 I'm playing the Cluseau one.

01:09:56.000 Okay, we don't need that.

01:09:57.000 Go to...

01:10:02.000 9.50 a.m. today.

01:10:04.000 We get a lot of fucking mail.

01:10:06.000 In fact, we've received two.

01:10:06.000 A lot.

01:10:08.000 I just got a Matt Berry one right now.

01:10:10.000 Matt Berry walked past us when we were doing Proud Boys drinking in London last September.

01:10:14.000 Instead, you were looking at a red phone box.

01:10:19.000 That's funny.

01:10:22.000 Now, this is perfect because this is what's really going on in Britain.

01:10:25.000 It's working class versus the middle class. 0.97

01:10:28.000 Did you start at the beginning?

01:10:30.000 Yep.

01:10:31.000 And the working class here are being prevented from going to work.

01:10:36.000 And these ponces, look at them. 1.00

01:10:39.000 Never experienced conflict before.

01:10:41.000 These academics, private school kids are getting attacked by people who want to go to work, who don't want to get fired, who need to make money and put food on their table for their kids.

01:10:54.000 And by the way, you are lucky you did not get the living shit beaten out of you.

01:10:59.000 If you did this in a Muslim area of London and stood on a train protesting a mosque, you would be dead. 1.00

01:11:05.000 You'd be stabbed in the neck a thousand times.

01:11:08.000 Look at how civil they are.

01:11:10.000 They just throw them down, give them maybe a couple kicks.

01:11:13.000 Look at this.

01:11:13.000 I'm not having it.

01:11:15.000 Bravery in Britain is not dead.

01:11:17.000 Oi, what are you doing?

01:11:19.000 You're getting down, mate.

01:11:20.000 You're pissing me off, fucking extinction rebellion, my ass. 0.91

01:11:23.000 Get down.

01:11:24.000 I said, get down, you cunt. 1.00

01:11:26.000 Fucking prick.

01:11:27.000 Go, get him.

01:11:29.000 Just a few good kicks.

01:11:30.000 Nothing too major.

01:11:31.000 And I'm not advocating for violence, so don't throw my friends in prison again.

01:11:38.000 Hmm.

01:11:39.000 East London is back, he says.

01:11:44.000 Oh, here's an interesting one.

01:11:45.000 Remember, we had that art student who was destroying her painting?

01:11:49.000 It was a prank.

01:11:51.000 The art student you featured staged it to make a point.

01:11:58.000 Well, you did a great job.

01:11:59.000 That's good art.

01:12:00.000 You made a believable viral video about shitty artists.

01:12:05.000 You have to skip ahead to see where she says it's a prank.

01:12:08.000 This is fake.

01:12:11.000 This means it be a Skype teddy?

01:12:13.000 Real or fake?

01:12:14.000 This is fake.

01:12:16.000 Performance art.

01:12:18.000 The whole idea behind this piece was we were given an assignment on our senior critique class, and the assignment was do something and work in a medium you had never worked with before.

01:12:30.000 And for me, that was performance art.

01:12:32.000 Okay, that's good.

01:12:33.000 That's interesting.

01:12:34.000 Now, we called her hot. 0.62

01:12:36.000 And if you look at the next link in that letter, the reader, the viewer tells us that it's a trans model.

01:12:42.000 Now, you heard that voice.

01:12:44.000 Please, just so I don't feel gay, please tell me it's a woman who is genderless. 1.00

01:12:52.000 Oh, no, that one looks pretty male.

01:12:54.000 No, that's a female frame. 1.00

01:12:56.000 She wants to be a boy.

01:12:57.000 So she wears jeans and a t-shirt and says, I'm a tomboy boy.

01:13:02.000 Right?

01:13:02.000 Because I've had feelings for this woman.

01:13:04.000 That looks like a dude.

01:13:05.000 That looks kind of like a dude.

01:13:06.000 Like dudes.

01:13:11.000 What?

01:13:13.000 Is there a wet wipe you can get or a bleach wipe for your brain?

01:13:17.000 Yeah.

01:13:20.000 I'll try to figure out what's what with this thing.

01:13:20.000 Blech.

01:13:23.000 Person.

01:13:26.000 With this noun.

01:13:29.000 We have a lot of people writing in, especially from the south.

01:13:32.000 Oh, she has views on Trump's on Trump, by the way.

01:13:34.000 Oh, I wonder what those could be.

01:13:36.000 She wants a wall sooner than later? 1.00

01:13:39.000 No, believe it or not, no.

01:13:40.000 What?

01:13:41.000 Shane from Alabama.

01:13:42.000 I was listening to the fake news overload, and as far as all the people complaining about you swearing, fuck them.

01:13:45.000 I've been following you since Compound Media Days when you'd fuck porn stars on the green screen called gay black dudes that want you to fart in their noodles, et cetera. 0.55

01:13:52.000 Don't change.

01:13:53.000 Anyways, you said that you and the Prowboys are extremely pro-gun.

01:13:55.000 How can you be pro-gun while living in the most anti-Second Amendment-friendly states?

01:14:00.000 Great question.

01:14:01.000 Move?

01:14:01.000 What do you want me to do?

01:14:03.000 Yeah, move. 0.91

01:14:04.000 I have kids.

01:14:05.000 Their roots are down.

01:14:05.000 My kids are set up.

01:14:06.000 Okay.

01:14:07.000 My son's a baseball legend.

01:14:09.000 I'm not ripping him up and going to the south.

01:14:12.000 Oh, that used to be a dude.

01:14:14.000 That used to be a dude?

01:14:15.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:17.000 Groo.

01:14:21.000 How is she that skitty? 1.00

01:14:27.000 The voice, though.

01:14:28.000 It wasn't one of those, like, hi, I've always been a woman and I love it.

01:14:33.000 I think, I mean, I don't even understand why I can't breed.

01:14:37.000 Since she transitioned at 16, she's been living as cis female.

01:14:40.000 She was very lucky.

01:14:41.000 She won the genetic lottery because she looked a certain way and her voice hadn't dropped. 0.74

01:14:45.000 Wait, cis female? 0.86

01:14:47.000 She was born, that's what she identifies now.

01:14:51.000 So she likes guys as a female. 1.00

01:14:54.000 So she's a cis gendered female. 0.99

01:14:56.000 And they just put it in her butt? 1.00

01:14:58.000 Yep.

01:14:58.000 Those poor butts.

01:15:00.000 That should be our thing about gays. 0.99

01:15:03.000 We go to these Christian protests, and we're just worried about their butts. 1.00

01:15:07.000 They're poor butts. 1.00

01:15:07.000 Hey, guys. 1.00

01:15:09.000 It says.

01:15:09.000 We go to gay circuit parties.

01:15:12.000 These poor guys and their butts, the anal muscles can't take that kind of abuse. 1.00

01:15:17.000 We're butts actors.

01:15:18.000 We're just worried about their butts here. 0.68

01:15:19.000 We love gays.

01:15:20.000 We're concerned that that type of intercourse is not designed.

01:15:23.000 That's right.

01:15:24.000 They're poor butts. 1.00

01:15:26.000 That should be, you know, Tom of Finland?

01:15:29.000 We should make that a shirt for Vice. 1.00

01:15:31.000 I mean, for Vice.

01:15:32.000 Whoops, Freudian Slip.

01:15:33.000 For free speech.tv.

01:15:35.000 And it just has a Tom of Finland drawing.

01:15:37.000 Tom of Finland.

01:15:38.000 Look up Tom of Finland, Ryan.

01:15:40.000 Second I say him.

01:15:42.000 And it should just say below it, they're poor butts. 0.99

01:15:48.000 Wouldn't that be an awesome t-shirt?

01:15:50.000 Like, you choose one of those SNM ones from the top.

01:15:53.000 Yeah, yeah, where they're all hanging out.

01:15:55.000 And it just says in big letters, they're poor butts. 0.98

01:16:02.000 That's really great.

01:16:04.000 Wow.

01:16:04.000 Oh, my lord.

01:16:06.000 Oh, my.

01:16:07.000 You're not familiar with Tom of Finland?

01:16:08.000 This stuff's kind of gay. 0.99

01:16:10.000 I don't get a gay vibe from it.

01:16:12.000 I mean, his nipples are a good gay dar. 1.00

01:16:12.000 You don't? 1.00

01:16:15.000 Their nipples are erect. 0.83

01:16:17.000 Well, it's probably cold out.

01:16:18.000 Some buddies are hanging out.

01:16:19.000 What's up with this?

01:16:21.000 Two friends hanging and carrying one friend on his shoulders.

01:16:26.000 You see gay and everything.

01:16:27.000 Maybe you're gay. 0.98

01:16:28.000 Maybe you're right.

01:16:29.000 Yeah, there's just a guy with his penis out on a hot day.

01:16:29.000 I mean.

01:16:32.000 Your dink gets hot in leather pants.

01:16:34.000 And it's kind of my fault for looking.

01:16:35.000 Like, why am I looking down there?

01:16:37.000 How is that gay? 1.00

01:16:38.000 How would I have known?

01:16:39.000 You think everything is gay? 0.98

01:16:41.000 Oh, I suppose that's two homos. 1.00

01:16:41.000 Yeah, that's just. 1.00

01:16:44.000 I see that that's regular now.

01:16:46.000 It's in the stall.

01:16:47.000 Two police officers, or it's a police officer confronting a shoplifter, trying to keep our stores safe, trying to help people who work in retail, or sorry, Barnes in the horse community safe. 0.64

01:16:59.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:17:00.000 You're weird, dude.

01:17:03.000 That's a guy.

01:17:03.000 That's probably a guy who just got back from flying, and he's like slapping his ass the way they do in football and saying, oh, good guy.

01:17:08.000 Good flight.

01:17:10.000 Good flight, pilot.

01:17:11.000 I mean, this one looks like...

01:17:14.000 That's probably a guy who's a seamstress.

01:17:16.000 He works in clothing and he's admiring the stitching on his friend's uniform, thinking we should do that with our pants.

01:17:23.000 Wow, I do sure do feel silly.

01:17:26.000 Taking a trip into your brain is a weird place to go, my friend.

01:17:29.000 Oh, look, this is awesome, though.

01:17:31.000 These are like real life.

01:17:34.000 They're painted to look like the thing.

01:17:37.000 The cartoon.

01:17:38.000 Anyway, should we take some calls?

01:17:40.000 You've had the number on the screen.

01:17:41.000 Have you had the app open?

01:17:43.000 Yep.

01:17:44.000 We have Leaving New York.

01:17:47.000 Leaving New York, you're online.

01:17:51.000 Hello.

01:17:52.000 Hey.

01:17:56.000 Yes, sir.

01:17:57.000 Can you hear us, you queer homosexual? 1.00

01:18:00.000 Of color?

01:18:02.000 Can you hear us, Gaby?

01:18:06.000 Better watch out for the gabies.

01:18:11.000 Hey, we heard you.

01:18:14.000 Game inquiry.

01:18:16.000 Yes.

01:18:18.000 What's up, dog?

01:18:19.000 Well, I was going to ask, but I was going to ask about that mailbag without in New York, but instead, I'll just ask if you've watched any of Coppercast's streams and that he wants to fight you again and you should have him back on the show.

01:18:36.000 His streams have just been one giant Proud Boy Fest, basically.

01:18:40.000 Well, we're trying to negotiate a deal with him where he does a food show for us.

01:18:44.000 The last thing he asked me was, how much I'm going to pay him?

01:18:47.000 I said, how much do you want?

01:18:48.000 Hoping he says something crazy like 20 bucks.

01:18:53.000 But yeah, I think he'd be a great addition to the show.

01:18:55.000 I have to be very careful when I'm allotting shows too, because I don't want this to become too political.

01:19:00.000 So say we have five political guys, then it's the new like Daily Wire.

01:19:04.000 I want to have more funny.

01:19:05.000 And I think Copper Keb is a very funny dude.

01:19:11.000 But yeah, as far as moving to New York, I'm not.

01:19:14.000 And plus, I don't feel like leaving New York.

01:19:16.000 Why should I have to leave?

01:19:17.000 Just because they fucked it up?

01:19:20.000 I like New York.

01:19:21.000 Women know that you're facing jail time. 1.00

01:19:22.000 mean yeah I mean that's a good point but I And I got to be honest, I love the people of the South.

01:19:36.000 The heat fucking kills me.

01:19:39.000 And I kind of don't like this whole how to drive everywhere thing.

01:19:43.000 Strip mall after strip mall after strip mall.

01:19:44.000 And you go drive, everyone has dinner, then they go drive to this thing, and it's all hot out.

01:19:48.000 I don't know.

01:19:49.000 I get what you're saying, though, sir, and I appreciate it.

01:19:51.000 Thank you.

01:19:53.000 All right, we got Jim.

01:19:56.000 Want to talk about Denise McCarthy?

01:19:57.000 Oh, one other thing I wanted to add.

01:20:00.000 Copper Cab, I was genuinely worried about that fight because he showed himself training.

01:20:04.000 He's about 6'2 ⁇ .

01:20:06.000 He's a big boy.

01:20:07.000 And then my first punch into his body, I realized this is the easiest thing.

01:20:11.000 I'll fight him anytime now.

01:20:14.000 I have zero fear.

01:20:15.000 I'd fight him.

01:20:16.000 He could wake me up in the middle of the night and they could go bing.

01:20:19.000 And I'd be like, oh, okay.

01:20:22.000 No problem at all.

01:20:23.000 Can we hear a second of Shapiro?

01:20:24.000 I'm bringing out literature from Leviticus.

01:20:25.000 Like, why in the world would you not express the same degree of tolerance toward people who disagree with you than toward people who disagree with you?

01:20:32.000 Disagree with you.

01:20:33.000 A little.

01:20:34.000 It's pretty chipmunky still.

01:20:34.000 Yeah.

01:20:36.000 He's trying.

01:20:37.000 All right, who's next?

01:20:38.000 We got Jim talking about Denise McAllister.

01:20:41.000 Is that what this is?

01:20:42.000 Who's that again?

01:20:43.000 Yeah, I think Shapiro, Firegirl.

01:20:45.000 I don't know.

01:20:46.000 Recommend her for The Island of Miss Fish. 1.00

01:20:48.000 She's a great writer, and she might be good on video and podcasts.

01:20:50.000 But I wanted to take your take on something.

01:20:53.000 I've gone out with this girl a few times.

01:20:54.000 She was great, had lots of fun, good sense of humor. 0.99

01:20:57.000 Mind you, we were drunk a lot of the times.

01:21:00.000 But if she asks you to slap her face during sex and you comply, but she wants you to do it harder, so you endure further and you end up, you know, busting her lip or giving a black eye or hurting her jaw, should you feel guilty when she can't chew without pain for a week?

01:21:15.000 Or should you make her eat tough steak at every meal? 1.00

01:21:18.000 And similarly, if she gives you the green light to fuck her while she sleeps without waking her up, if that's possible, do you take her up on it or is that weird? 0.89

01:21:28.000 I'm just asking for a friend that I like to do.

01:21:31.000 I think that is both weird and if she suggests it, then by all means.

01:21:35.000 I mean, it's like I said earlier where men must walk out of the door going, please let me get raped because they're so scared of doing stuff.

01:21:41.000 But I remember back in my day, before me too, you were constantly, like, you, especially in New York, especially with Jewish girls in New York where they want it so rough, it's shocking. 1.00

01:21:51.000 Like, they don't say hit me, they say, kill me.

01:21:53.000 I'm your whore.

01:21:55.000 And you're just like, but the goal is getting as close to that danger zone without ruining your life and ending up in jail.

01:22:05.000 And I think the smartest way to do that is to, you know, constantly be feeling around, see what's going to happen to you.

01:22:12.000 It's a treacherous time, man.

01:22:14.000 And the irony is women are incredibly turned on by that strange line between going too far and just getting up. 0.85

01:22:22.000 I mean, how many girls have you heard like to be choke fucked? 1.00

01:22:25.000 That never occurred to us as guys.

01:22:28.000 We would dress as clowns if that turned you on.

01:22:30.000 And I remember as a young man, when I first started getting laid, like in my late teens, I'd be all, is this okay?

01:22:35.000 Is this okay?

01:22:36.000 And then one time I sort of went on her ass and said, who's your daddy?

01:22:41.000 And I was all of a sudden at the rodeo.

01:22:43.000 And so you go, all right, I'm pursuing this vein now.

01:22:46.000 So they're the ones who invented all this rough stuff.

01:22:49.000 But yeah, I would try to avoid black guys and black guys. 1.00

01:22:55.000 And black eyes, too.

01:22:56.000 And black eyes.

01:22:57.000 The Lord made them sound the same for a reason.

01:23:00.000 Just kidding.

01:23:04.000 But, you know, here's a tip I would give.

01:23:06.000 If you guys are breaking up a lot, definitely avoid anything rough.

01:23:11.000 Because the last thing you need is to deal with it.

01:23:15.000 What are you getting in the fridge?

01:23:17.000 Why do you need water so fucking bad?

01:23:20.000 Because I'm on antibiotics.

01:23:22.000 So?

01:23:23.000 That doesn't mean anything.

01:23:25.000 Why do you need to stay hydrated?

01:23:27.000 We're not working out.

01:23:29.000 We're answering the fucking phone.

01:23:31.000 Look, you called the fire department?

01:23:34.000 I just felt like, yeah, I needed that much water.

01:23:38.000 I need them to crack a hydrant for this I am.

01:23:40.000 Good fighters don't need it.

01:23:41.000 Bad fighters don't deserve it.

01:23:43.000 Now, urine, on the other hand, you're in.

01:23:46.000 Yeah, you got electrolytes in there?

01:23:48.000 Like a straight-up boot?

01:23:52.000 What else?

01:23:53.000 Color?

01:23:54.000 We got testosterone on the line.

01:23:58.000 Hey, Davin, this is Frontier.

01:24:01.000 Just wanted to mention for anybody else who's interested in learning more about testosterone, there's an awesome documentary called Bigger, Faster, Stronger.

01:24:10.000 And be warned, if you watch this documentary, you will find yourself ordering yourself some testosterone the next day.

01:24:17.000 I was on Test Stipionate for two years.

01:24:20.000 It was the funnest two years of my life.

01:24:23.000 Now, what were the side effects?

01:24:25.000 Oh, Jesus, look at this fucking guy.

01:24:28.000 What were your side effects when you Stopped.

01:24:33.000 None.

01:24:34.000 The only side effects I had when I was on it was I had to go get medicine for high blood pressure.

01:24:42.000 That's a concern.

01:24:43.000 But my testicles didn't shrink at all.

01:24:47.000 My wife's right here. 1.00

01:24:47.000 She can attest to that. 1.00

01:24:49.000 Testicles are perfect.

01:24:51.000 And yeah, wait, is your wife a bird? 1.00

01:24:56.000 What was that sound she made?

01:24:57.000 Testicles are tapa tapirk?

01:25:01.000 Hey, I'm from South Africa.

01:25:02.000 Don't tune me.

01:25:04.000 Oh, you're a you sound like a sea kefa.

01:25:06.000 Yeah, you massa pus. 1.00

01:25:08.000 A sea keffir.

01:25:10.000 Yes, oh, and Gavin, if you want to say boar correctly, it's boo.

01:25:14.000 You gotta roll it out.

01:25:15.000 Shoot the boor. 0.96

01:25:16.000 Shoot to kill.

01:25:18.000 Shoot.

01:25:19.000 I had a great idea for South Africans.

01:25:21.000 I'm gonna do a PSA about farmers' dogs in South Africa and how they're getting murdered and how they're drilling drills into old dogs and they're burning the puppies alive in boiling water.

01:25:33.000 And I'll finish the whole PSA with like Photoshop pictures.

01:25:36.000 And then at the very end, when I've got everyone's heartstrings, I'll go, oh, wait, sorry.

01:25:41.000 I meant human beings.

01:25:47.000 That's the only way we can get people to give a shit.

01:25:54.000 Thank you.

01:25:55.000 I'm 17 weeks pregnant, and you, we've been watching you for a couple years now, and you've definitely helped change my mind and outlook on the whole family thing.

01:26:05.000 So thanks.

01:26:07.000 Thank you for thanking me.

01:26:08.000 And the other thing I would say to women like you is, okay, you've tried the feminist stuff with the partying and the cocks and all that. 1.00

01:26:14.000 I'm not saying you have.

01:26:15.000 You're a boar, so probably not.

01:26:17.000 But these other women, I go, just give it a whirl. 1.00

01:26:21.000 I mean, just dip your toe in it.

01:26:23.000 Just hold a baby.

01:26:24.000 Hold your niece.

01:26:26.000 Work in a fucking daycare for an hour.

01:26:28.000 And then get back to me if these things are such disgusting pieces of shit.

01:26:32.000 Smell their hair.

01:26:33.000 Smell their breath.

01:26:35.000 It smells like an angel's fart.

01:26:39.000 Yeah, we're pretty excited.

01:26:42.000 But again, I'm not taking testosterone, sir.

01:26:45.000 I'm taking that pill stuff that tells your balls to make more testosterone. 0.99

01:26:51.000 Don't take the pill.

01:26:53.000 Do the injections.

01:26:54.000 Once you learn how to do it, it's not bad at all.

01:26:57.000 The pills will fuck up your liver.

01:26:59.000 The safest way is just do the injection.

01:27:01.000 Get testicpionate.

01:27:03.000 That's what they'll prescribe you anyway.

01:27:05.000 It's pretty awesome.

01:27:07.000 Okay.

01:27:07.000 Well, I'll look into it.

01:27:08.000 All the guys at my gym and all the military dudes I know just fucking ram it into themselves 10 times a day.

01:27:17.000 But I want to go to the doctor root, tech my bloods.

01:27:19.000 If eventually I want to fly the coop, but I don't want to be ripped, ripped.

01:27:24.000 I just want to lose these fucking puppet shoulders and have maybe like these.

01:27:32.000 We got Boston talking about what I should do whenever I leave school.

01:27:38.000 Ryan would have to get into some sort of a school first for that to be an issue.

01:27:42.000 Oh, you want to know what you should do?

01:27:44.000 Yes.

01:27:45.000 Hello?

01:27:46.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:27:47.000 You hear me, right?

01:27:48.000 Yep.

01:27:49.000 Hello?

01:27:49.000 I can hear you.

01:27:51.000 By the way, it's Austin.

01:27:52.000 Austin, dude.

01:27:53.000 What the fuck?

01:27:54.000 Alright.

01:27:55.000 But yeah, so I know you're from Canada, and I'm from Canada also, and I want to go to the U.S., but everybody thinks I'm crazy for it, you know?

01:28:02.000 And I'm beginning to think I'm crazy.

01:28:05.000 So yeah, I'm just thinking, like, I really want to, but, you know, I feel like an idiot.

01:28:09.000 What city are you in?

01:28:15.000 I hung up.

01:28:16.000 You hung up?

01:28:17.000 Oh.

01:28:17.000 He did.

01:28:18.000 Well, Canada's the same as America. 0.71

01:28:20.000 America loves to shit on Canada as their little brother who's never good enough. 0.65

01:28:24.000 Chicago, outside of the south side of Chicago, is indistinguishable from Toronto.

01:28:29.000 It's the same city.

01:28:31.000 Ottawa is D.C. All of these.

01:28:34.000 There's nothing magical that's going to happen here.

01:28:36.000 I mean, there's beach towns in Florida, but then you have sandbanks and stuff, and you have Vancouver Island, Victoria.

01:28:43.000 So Seattle and Vancouver are the exact same city, totally indistinguishable besides Vancouver having more junkies.

01:28:50.000 So I don't see the mass appeal of coming down here.

01:28:54.000 It's really fucking hard.

01:28:56.000 They punish those who follow the rules.

01:28:58.000 Speaking of punishing those who follow the rules, I know a plumber who was telling me that after there was that big explosion in the East Village, they now have to get all these extra gas licenses.

01:29:08.000 And it's irritating because it reminds me of immigration, wherein they're punishing those who follow the rules.

01:29:12.000 The guys who are getting these licenses were already treating gas correctly.

01:29:17.000 The ones who blew up that building in the East Village a few years ago were illegal Polaks who had circumvented the gas with a fucking garden hose. 1.00

01:29:25.000 And that's why that building blew up.

01:29:27.000 But that brings me to the answer to your question, which is I think the best two trades right now are plumber and electrician.

01:29:34.000 You totally wasted your time going to college.

01:29:36.000 That was a complete waste of money.

01:29:38.000 But what are you going to do now?

01:29:39.000 There's no such thing as a time machine.

01:29:41.000 So I would suggest you pretend that didn't happen.

01:29:43.000 Give up on getting a job in whatever stupid shit you took at college, mass comm or speech therapy or fucking political science.

01:29:53.000 There's a retarded one. 1.00

01:29:54.000 Become a plumber and electrician.

01:29:56.000 And you can be an apprentice for a while.

01:29:58.000 You can join the union.

01:30:00.000 You cannot join the union.

01:30:01.000 If you're very ambitious as a plumber, you can get your gas license or not.

01:30:05.000 And say you're a lazy plumber, right?

01:30:06.000 And you don't even go to plumber school.

01:30:08.000 You just become an apprentice.

01:30:10.000 As an apprentice, you're going to be making 50, 60K in no time.

01:30:13.000 And then you're going to be paid 70K even before you get your license.

01:30:16.000 It takes seven years to get your license as a plumber.

01:30:19.000 And then, boom, you're making like almost 100K a year.

01:30:22.000 That's without your gas license.

01:30:23.000 That's you as a lazy plumber. 0.82

01:30:25.000 Now say you're ambitious and you're a plumber.

01:30:28.000 Now you get your gas license, you're handling gas.

01:30:30.000 Then you start getting a team of guys.

01:30:32.000 Now there's jobs that you're not even at where you're generating money.

01:30:36.000 Now you're looking at 200 grand a year.

01:30:37.000 You know how long it takes a lawyer or someone in finance or someone in real estate to make 200 grand a year?

01:30:45.000 For fucking ever.

01:30:46.000 Yes, you do see rich lawyers living in the burbs.

01:30:49.000 You see them at Grand Central.

01:30:51.000 Those guys were making jack shit for 15 years.

01:30:54.000 There's no, not even close to that kind of a time with plumbers and electricians.

01:30:58.000 It's fun too.

01:30:59.000 You're with The guys on the job, it's not like being a mechanic where you're hurting your hands all the time.

01:31:04.000 There's great breaks, great benefits, too.

01:31:06.000 When I say 80 grand, I'm not even including all the insane benefits they get and the holidays and the fucking time and a half.

01:31:13.000 Now, an electrician, there's a strong risk you're going to get zapped at least once or twice in your career.

01:31:19.000 People get hit by cars.

01:31:20.000 It's not the end of the world.

01:31:21.000 It's very uncomfortable for a couple hours.

01:31:25.000 And as far as the gas blowing up as a plumber, it's not going to happen.

01:31:28.000 All right, next call.

01:31:31.000 We got, it says T-Money.

01:31:34.000 Hey, guys.

01:31:35.000 Hey, what's up?

01:31:36.000 What's up, Team?

01:31:37.000 Yeah, I just want to say, love your show.

01:31:39.000 You're doing God's work.

01:31:41.000 That call before with the husband and wife reminded me a lot of myself and my wife.

01:31:46.000 We watch you guys every night.

01:31:47.000 You guys are our late night.

01:31:48.000 You guys are the new late night for us.

01:31:50.000 But I do got to say, I do got to say, how the hell did you not know that video was fake, number one?

01:31:50.000 Oh, great.

01:31:56.000 And number two, how did you not know there was something up with that chick?

01:32:00.000 I mean, I didn't think it was a dude or anything, but she had no chest. 1.00

01:32:03.000 It's one thing to have no chest, but she had a concave chest, which is pretty hard to do. 1.00

01:32:09.000 You know, explain that one.

01:32:11.000 Oh, do you make fun of retarded people too?

01:32:15.000 Do you go up to someone in a wheelchair and say, what's going on there, Gimpy, and start dancing around him? 0.94

01:32:19.000 Yes, I screwed up.

01:32:21.000 I made a mistake.

01:32:22.000 I feel terrible about it.

01:32:24.000 I lusted after a dude, and I took a fake video totally seriously.

01:32:30.000 You think I'm happy about the fact that I want a dick in my mouth all of a sudden?

01:32:35.000 And as far as that video goes, I've noticed that us Generation Xers are much poorer at capturing fake shit than millennials.

01:32:45.000 Ryan called it right out of the gate.

01:32:47.000 I didn't smell a rat.

01:32:49.000 Maybe because we have too much faith?

01:32:51.000 Or maybe because you guys grew up with this shit and you're just better at it.

01:32:54.000 All right, next call.

01:32:55.000 Thanks.

01:32:57.000 Whoops.

01:32:59.000 I have to edit that out.

01:33:00.000 No, you don't.

01:33:02.000 Does it show their actual numbers?

01:33:04.000 Yeah.

01:33:05.000 There's numbers.

01:33:08.000 Okay.

01:33:08.000 We have Dustin from Houston.

01:33:11.000 Dusty Housty.

01:33:12.000 Dusty Houston.

01:33:13.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:33:13.000 Hello.

01:33:14.000 What's going on, guys?

01:33:16.000 We heard there's a big lockdown with school share.

01:33:19.000 Is there a school shooting going on there?

01:33:22.000 I don't know.

01:33:23.000 I'm at work right now.

01:33:24.000 I don't know what's going on.

01:33:24.000 I'm watching you.

01:33:26.000 I was not.

01:33:26.000 My wife's a teacher.

01:33:29.000 I don't see it on Twitter moments.

01:33:30.000 I was going to say, what is that?

01:33:33.000 I don't see it on Twitter moments.

01:33:38.000 All right, go ahead.

01:33:39.000 That's not good.

01:33:39.000 Sorry.

01:33:41.000 I was going to say that homeless guy was awesome the other day.

01:33:44.000 Ryan, you held yourself really well with him.

01:33:47.000 You should definitely make him your co-host for Ryan's mailbag.

01:33:51.000 Because that would be fucking hilarious.

01:33:53.000 That's a great idea.

01:33:56.000 That's a really good idea.

01:33:56.000 Thank you.

01:33:59.000 Yeah, also, on Milo and I the other day, they said something about you sending a video of you jerking yourself off in return for a girl's just face picture.

01:34:10.000 Oh, no, no.

01:34:11.000 What's the deal with that, man?

01:34:12.000 I wasn't jerking myself off.

01:34:13.000 I just let my dick flop out.

01:34:16.000 Oh.

01:34:17.000 Yeah.

01:34:18.000 See, it made it sound like just to see her face, you were showing her a video of you jerking off.

01:34:22.000 I did want to see her face.

01:34:24.000 I also wanted her to spread around the word.

01:34:26.000 I don't know what was wrong with me.

01:34:27.000 I don't know.

01:34:28.000 I don't know.

01:34:29.000 When did you do that?

01:34:30.000 Yeah, because usually it's like face-to-face, and her tits, and your dick, and then like, I want her to look at me.

01:34:39.000 That's how the exchange works.

01:34:41.000 I didn't know Ryan did this.

01:34:42.000 Congratulations.

01:34:43.000 Thanks.

01:34:44.000 Congratulations.

01:34:44.000 Milo 50 is a big dick.

01:34:46.000 So, gentlemen.

01:34:47.000 Good.

01:34:48.000 And I also showed Milo too, Gavin.

01:34:50.000 You have to watch Milo.

01:34:51.000 I understand you represent this show to a certain extent.

01:34:53.000 So if you ever do anything rapey.

01:34:55.000 Oh, that's not rapey at all.

01:34:56.000 I'm out of a job.

01:34:57.000 That's not rape jobs. 1.00

01:34:58.000 This is all shut down.

01:34:59.000 If you send some fucking young girl a video of you beating off and she turns out to be 14, this is all done.

01:35:05.000 Yeah, if I do anything illegal, I'm sure that's bad for everything and everybody.

01:35:10.000 But this was totally legal and totally kosher.

01:35:11.000 How do you know who she was?

01:35:13.000 Because we talk to each other on the internet.

01:35:15.000 Not like that, though, which is funny.

01:35:17.000 We're just friends.

01:35:17.000 That reminds me, gentlemen, if you get an unsolicited nude from a lady, make sure the next picture she sends is her driver's license.

01:35:25.000 Oh.

01:35:26.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:35:29.000 And be very freaked out if she thinks that's a crazy idea.

01:35:36.000 Go ahead.

01:35:37.000 Hello?

01:35:38.000 Go ahead, dude.

01:35:39.000 Hey, so I know back before your Vice days, you used to be a paperboy, right?

01:35:46.000 What other jobs have you had and what other job experience?

01:35:50.000 And what was probably your favorite job besides Vice?

01:35:53.000 Before it got shitty.

01:35:56.000 Okay, thank you for calling, sir.

01:36:00.000 What happened to the soundboard there?

01:36:02.000 Just press the button.

01:36:02.000 Did a ghost jump.

01:36:04.000 Did you accidentally push something that's fucked up the whole show? 0.81

01:36:06.000 No.

01:36:07.000 You sure?

01:36:08.000 Yes.

01:36:09.000 Okay.

01:36:10.000 What did I do?

01:36:11.000 So I was a cartoonist for a while.

01:36:12.000 I didn't like that job.

01:36:14.000 It was fun to make art, but it was taking me like a day to do a page that took someone three seconds to read, and obviously there's no money in it.

01:36:21.000 So graphic novelist didn't work out, though I probably will get back to that one day.

01:36:26.000 I was a bike messenger, which fucking sucked in Montreal because you're riding through the snow.

01:36:31.000 You got to get up in the dark at 6 a.m. in the winter.

01:36:35.000 And Montreal winters are brutal.

01:36:36.000 And riding a mountain bike over black guys and getting black eyes on black ice sucks shit. 0.87

01:36:43.000 I was a tree planter, which was fun, brutal hard work.

01:36:46.000 It was like going to the gym every day for 10 hours a day.

01:36:49.000 But you get in amazing shape.

01:36:50.000 You make pretty good money if you work, if you're efficient.

01:36:54.000 And that was great for my mental and spiritual health.

01:36:57.000 It's two months a year just being in the bush.

01:37:01.000 What else did I do?

01:37:02.000 I've done a million jobs.

01:37:03.000 I like dishwashing.

01:37:04.000 That was fun.

01:37:06.000 I like jobs where you can riff in the back.

01:37:08.000 So kitchen jobs were always fun.

01:37:09.000 That's why I recommended plumbing and electrician, by the way, because they're fun to do.

01:37:14.000 That's the school lockdown thing.

01:37:14.000 What's this now?

01:37:16.000 Multiple schools on lockdown after possible school shooting threat is Texas.

01:37:19.000 That's not really.

01:37:20.000 We're not a news show, dude.

01:37:22.000 After there is a real shooting, we'll talk about it.

01:37:27.000 But yeah.

01:37:29.000 That actually seems ethical because when the bodies are cold, we talk about it.

01:37:32.000 Well, look at Sargon and Tim Fool telling us that Proud Boys were likely responsible for running over that Antifa kid and saying right-wing violence is really too extreme and it's probably patriot prayer.

01:37:44.000 I've been researching that, watching it like a hawk since it happened, and it's really looking like an Antifa on Antifa violence thing.

01:37:53.000 This is true too of Nazi skinheads. 0.83

01:37:55.000 They're just violent people.

01:37:57.000 So if you have a Nazi skinhead rally and it's just Nazis, they're going to end up beating the shit out of each other.

01:38:02.000 It's like a pack of wild dogs.

01:38:04.000 Antifa is the same way.

01:38:06.000 If they can't find proud boys to fight with, they just start fighting themselves.

01:38:10.000 This guy wants to talk about Vincent Gallo.

01:38:12.000 Hey, Jake, you're on the line.

01:38:15.000 Howdy.

01:38:17.000 Yeah, I was just curious.

01:38:19.000 You have Vincent Gallo in the intro to the show, and I don't remember Gavin ever talking about him ever, really.

01:38:25.000 And he was, you know, big in the hipster scene and big in the punk scene, and he actually was like big conservative after 9-11.

01:38:33.000 Don't you have any Vincent Gallo stories?

01:38:36.000 Well, I've only hung out with him a couple times.

01:38:38.000 He's good buddies with Sean Lennon, and he is a Trump dude.

01:38:42.000 He's an awesome guy, really funny, huge ego.

01:38:45.000 What happened to him, though?

01:38:47.000 I hated that Buffalo 66 movie where it starts out with a race in real time that goes on for 100 years, and then everyone wants to watch it because Chloe 7 blows him and he shows his boner.

01:39:00.000 But yeah, I really like him a lot.

01:39:02.000 I will try to get him on the show, but I think he's retired.

01:39:06.000 I think that he's just given up.

01:39:08.000 I mean, no one's heard of him, right?

01:39:10.000 I heard of him buying an apartment in Manhattan.

01:39:13.000 I'll try to pair him up with Dinesh D'Souzo.

01:39:15.000 I tried to get Brett East Nales for that. 0.86

01:39:18.000 But I don't know.

01:39:19.000 Sometimes I get discouraged trying to get celebrities.

01:39:24.000 It's a beautiful-looking movie, isn't it?

01:39:26.000 Yeah, it looked pretty good, actually.

01:39:27.000 Pretty classic-looking.

01:39:28.000 All right, next.

01:39:29.000 Okay.

01:39:30.000 We got Jacob Freedom Express.

01:39:33.000 Jacob, you're online.

01:39:34.000 All right, Gavin?

01:39:35.000 Yeah.

01:39:37.000 All right.

01:39:38.000 So I wanted to talk about, you mentioned this artist last week.

01:39:44.000 You played this Polish band Behemoth.

01:39:47.000 So this main singer from this band was involved in this huge controversy where he tore up the Bible on stage, you know, just for a shock factor.

01:39:59.000 And also we've been getting a lot of, I'm Polish, and in Poland we've had a lot of controversies, a lot of profanities regarding different religious symbols related to Catholicism, which is obviously a dominant branch of Christianity.

01:40:18.000 What do you take on that?

01:40:19.000 Do you think that freedom of expression covers that?

01:40:23.000 Can it shit on the religion?

01:40:24.000 Of course it does.

01:40:25.000 Of course it does.

01:40:27.000 And I'm not saying like I encourage, it's not my cup of tea.

01:40:30.000 It looks kind of lame, actually, to be shitting on Christianity when that's so mainstream.

01:40:35.000 Like I was at a Mets game once, and the singer of Bad Religion was in the audience, and the camera focused on him, and everyone in the stadium was cheering.

01:40:44.000 Yay, the singer of Bad Religion.

01:40:46.000 And their logo is a Christian cross crossed out.

01:40:49.000 Can you imagine the singer of a band where the Star of David was crossed out?

01:40:53.000 Yay! 0.99

01:40:55.000 Israel haters is here.

01:40:57.000 The Jew suck singer is here. 1.00

01:40:59.000 Or the crescent moon, the Muslim symbol crossed out.

01:41:03.000 Yay, the anti-Muslim, no Muslim band is here.

01:41:06.000 Like, it's interesting they're called no bad religion, but they only focus on one when it comes to their symbol.

01:41:12.000 They don't tend to talk about Islam and Judaism much.

01:41:15.000 So I don't have a, I think free speech has no boundaries.

01:41:20.000 You don't want children to get hurt.

01:41:21.000 Credible threats are already in the law.

01:41:24.000 The head of the blood says kill this person.

01:41:26.000 That's not free speech.

01:41:30.000 That's murdering someone, commanding a murder.

01:41:32.000 But the law already handles that.

01:41:34.000 So whatever the law says is already good.

01:41:36.000 I don't like seeing Christians be bashed just because it's piss Christ and the dung elephant elephant dung Virgin Mary thing is tedious to me. 0.93

01:41:47.000 Although sometimes I think the beauty of art is it's open to interpretation.

01:41:52.000 So you could look at piss Christ and say, this is how Christianity is being treated.

01:41:57.000 250 Christians die a day from Muslims.

01:42:01.000 And we basically put Jesus in a fucking big box of piss.

01:42:06.000 Or when they made the Virgin Mary to elephant dung, you could be saying, this is how the Virgin Mary is treated in the world as a big pile of shit. 1.00

01:42:15.000 So no, don't censor it.

01:42:17.000 Yeah, don't censor it.

01:42:18.000 Poland is the last bastion of Westernism in the fucking world. 1.00

01:42:21.000 I literally were just talking about that yesterday because I like this band Ghost.

01:42:24.000 And then they like Satanic and crosses and all that stuff.

01:42:27.000 And it's just like, it's not your job to judge other people.

01:42:29.000 It's just a silly game.

01:42:30.000 Yeah, it's rock and roll.

01:42:32.000 Yeah.

01:42:34.000 Keith with a couple of accolades.

01:42:36.000 Accolades.

01:42:39.000 Hey, what's up, poor butts?

01:42:41.000 Whoa.

01:42:42.000 Hey, couple of questions real quick, and then a couple of accolades in a question.

01:42:48.000 Ryan, you're China's billionaire, your Jack Ma, and the Asian sneaker review oppression guy. 0.81

01:42:54.000 Oh, man, spot on, dude.

01:42:56.000 Hilarious.

01:42:57.000 Incorporate it more.

01:42:58.000 It's really good.

01:42:59.000 You like my dancing?

01:43:00.000 And he's allowed to do it because he's got those weird eyes.

01:43:05.000 Sounded like Norm McDonald's.

01:43:07.000 The weird eyes.

01:43:08.000 Thanks.

01:43:10.000 Gavin, I just want to say that you're the man.

01:43:13.000 I wanted to thank you for the crouching over sex position tip. 0.54

01:43:19.000 Doctor said my wife and I weren't going to be able to have any kids, so gave your position a try and had nothing to lose.

01:43:26.000 Fast forward, and we're now expecting our drumroll, please.

01:43:30.000 Our second child in January.

01:43:33.000 Nice.

01:43:33.000 Yeah, you're the man, man.

01:43:35.000 Is it a male?

01:43:35.000 I just want to say it works, fellas.

01:43:38.000 Say it again.

01:43:38.000 Is it a male?

01:43:41.000 Not sure yet.

01:43:43.000 We're going to wait a little bit.

01:43:44.000 I want to say to all the fellas listening, give it a try.

01:43:48.000 It definitely works.

01:43:49.000 But Ryan, honestly, not sure it's going to work on that little boy you're sleeping with, but hey, anything's possible, man.

01:43:55.000 I am not sleeping with you.

01:43:57.000 Go ahead.

01:43:59.000 No, I'm just joking.

01:44:01.000 Hey, my question is, you're constantly being kind of disingenuously accused of PC culture things, like racist things, white supremacists, et cetera, et cetera.

01:44:10.000 Are there any videos of you out there, like compilation or otherwise, opposing the very things you're kind of a pariah for?

01:44:18.000 Yeah, I made a video like that called Gavin McInnis in His Own Words.

01:44:21.000 It's on my YouTube channel.

01:44:23.000 I don't know.

01:44:24.000 It doesn't have that many views.

01:44:26.000 And people want to believe what they want to believe.

01:44:29.000 So, you know, we're living in curious times.

01:44:32.000 They may rather see the nigger montage than see me hanging out with black dudes complaining about racism because that doesn't fit the narrative. 0.98

01:44:40.000 But yeah, you can find me on YouTube by going to the Gavin 2000.

01:44:44.000 And that video is called...

01:44:49.000 where is it now?

01:44:50.000 It's called Gavin McInnes In His Own Words.

01:44:56.000 It's really old.

01:44:59.000 Vic Berger is a fan.

01:45:00.000 Okay, I'll start pointing people that.

01:45:02.000 Hey, by the way, hopefully it's just my phone connection, but I can hear the colors spot on.

01:45:07.000 Ryan, you sound pretty good, but Gavin, you sound like you're in the other side of the room.

01:45:11.000 Hopefully it's mine maybe in the next call because I can confirm or deny, but cool.

01:45:14.000 Thanks, guys.

01:45:14.000 See you guys later.

01:45:15.000 Thanks, David.

01:45:17.000 Let's try that.

01:45:18.000 I don't want that.

01:45:20.000 What?

01:45:21.000 Me sounding like I'm far away?

01:45:23.000 Yeah.

01:45:25.000 Now I can't find it.

01:45:27.000 Gavin McInnis in his own words.

01:45:30.000 I see it right here.

01:45:31.000 How long ago?

01:45:33.000 The 21st of.

01:45:34.000 No, no, mine just says seven months ago.

01:45:37.000 Eight months ago.

01:45:40.000 Oh yeah, there it is.

01:45:41.000 It's my first non-black and white video.

01:45:44.000 Yeah.

01:45:45.000 Alright, that's enough.

01:45:46.000 We don't have to watch it.

01:45:47.000 Okay.

01:45:48.000 Let's take a call.

01:45:50.000 Take a little call right home.

01:45:52.000 We got Andrew on Halloween spooky.

01:45:58.000 Hello?

01:46:02.000 Hello?

01:46:03.000 Hey, since it's the season of Halloween, I was wondering if you, Gavin, or Ryan, have any supernatural experiences, any kind of spooky stories like that.

01:46:16.000 Thanks for the call, guys.

01:46:17.000 I like it.

01:46:17.000 Okay, thanks for your call, sir.

01:46:19.000 Are we taking too many calls?

01:46:22.000 I don't know.

01:46:23.000 I mean, if we're answering questions like, ever see something spooky?

01:46:27.000 No, I like that.

01:46:28.000 You ever see, like, a ghost or something?

01:46:30.000 Have you?

01:46:32.000 First of all, I dread your answer because you're such a fucking weirdo Puerto Rican woman. 1.00

01:46:36.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:46:37.000 You probably hung out with a million ghosts.

01:46:37.000 I don't know.

01:46:38.000 No.

01:46:39.000 I don't believe that.

01:46:40.000 I think I have one story.

01:46:41.000 My friend has a 100-year-old house in Canada, which is unimaginably old.

01:46:46.000 It's like having, it's literally like having an 800-year-old house in Scandinavia.

01:46:50.000 There's probably 10 of them.

01:46:52.000 And there's some weird shit in the walls.

01:46:55.000 Like there was a spiked dog collar with big long spikes coming out of it and a baby's shoe in the wall.

01:47:01.000 Ew.

01:47:03.000 I was cleaning off the paint once, and as I stripped something down, I saw a painting of a man holding a little girl's hand, and it was like old-timey 1800s shit.

01:47:12.000 And they were walking in a field away.

01:47:15.000 And I swear, as I was scraping it, probably in my head, but I thought I heard, leave now.

01:47:21.000 You're kidding.

01:47:22.000 I think I was just making it up in my head because I was freaked out.

01:47:22.000 No.

01:47:26.000 But I did some research, and Irish people, the settlers always put their baby shoe in their wall when they're building a house because it's good luck and it says the baby will always find the way back home. 0.99

01:47:36.000 The same with the dog collar.

01:47:38.000 You put your dog collar in the wall so the dog will always come home.

01:47:41.000 Oh.

01:47:41.000 And the reason it had spikes this long on it is because they were little Irish dogs.

01:47:46.000 So they had to predators, so the bear would go to bite them and he'd get cut.

01:47:50.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

01:47:51.000 That's way less creepy than...

01:47:55.000 I don't think I saw any ghosts or anything, but the old cabin that I used to, my workhouse that my ex-boss bought for us.

01:48:03.000 So I realized that the wall had this like white little baby handprint.

01:48:10.000 And then also in the corner is this blood splatter like it's but it was like a white, like a bleach in the corner.

01:48:19.000 And then so if you put it together, it was like head shaped.

01:48:22.000 And then maybe a baby after a suicide, because there's like blood splatter in the corner, baby touches the parent and then puts his little hand on the wall.

01:48:30.000 Was anyone listening to that?

01:48:36.000 Next caller.

01:48:36.000 I'm the joker.

01:48:38.000 Look at all these spooky things.

01:48:41.000 I'm going to go on a spooky date with my wife.

01:48:43.000 I'm going to get a babysitter and go to one of these haunted houses.

01:48:46.000 If there's one thing upstate New York is good at, it's spooky houses.

01:48:49.000 Hell yeah, brother.

01:48:51.000 My wife always throws me into the monster. 1.00

01:48:55.000 She always screams and just shows me into the chainsaw or whatever it is. 0.86

01:48:58.000 She's very quick to sacrifice her loved one. 1.00

01:49:01.000 Michael.

01:49:05.000 What's up, guys?

01:49:06.000 What's up, dude?

01:49:09.000 Yeah, I can.

01:49:10.000 You guys do sound like you're in another room.

01:49:12.000 I can't hear you guys too well, but just a quick question.

01:49:15.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:49:17.000 Does Ryan sound like he's in another room, and so do I?

01:49:22.000 Yeah, you sound a lot farther than Ryan does.

01:49:25.000 Dude, am I not coming in through my mic?

01:49:28.000 Yeah, no, you're coming in through this thing right here.

01:49:30.000 Why?

01:49:31.000 Because?

01:49:32.000 You fucked up?

01:49:34.000 No, you know how when we open up tabs, we have to restart the computer to get Skype to work sometimes?

01:49:39.000 So wait, we've been doing this whole show and I've been on your shitty computer?

01:49:43.000 No, no, this is just for the callers.

01:49:46.000 Is that always the case?

01:49:47.000 No.

01:49:48.000 So what did you do wrong?

01:49:50.000 Well, I could restart the whole computer and then we could do it again, but I just figured we're having substantial conversation.

01:49:56.000 this is working here here let me try the black The whole Collins?

01:50:01.000 Yeah.

01:50:02.000 Why didn't you tell me?

01:50:04.000 Because it's not...

01:50:05.000 So I'm talking to a microphone that doesn't...

01:50:08.000 No, it's recording.

01:50:09.000 That's going to the record.

01:50:11.000 into the live stream.

01:50:12.000 So when people look at the show later, No, it's not fine.

01:50:16.000 I don't like that the callers can't hear me.

01:50:18.000 Just sounds like you're far away here.

01:50:20.000 Look.

01:50:22.000 This is so fucking annoying that we still don't have this down to an art form.

01:50:28.000 Anyway, what's up, caller?

01:50:31.000 Yeah, I'm from LA.

01:50:34.000 Big fan.

01:50:35.000 I used to watch with my wife daily, but I got tired of defending your honor, Gavin, so I just watch alone.

01:50:43.000 But I just have a suggestion for free speech TV.

01:50:47.000 I don't know how hard it would be to bring on Jesse Lee Peterson and Sean King.

01:50:51.000 I think that'd be interesting.

01:50:52.000 Oh, we tried Sean King.

01:50:55.000 We tried Sean King, and he was furious that someone would even dare ask him.

01:51:01.000 He was not happy.

01:51:02.000 And then he started giving the people, I farmed that out to a different company who calls all them.

01:51:07.000 And then he started giving that company shit because I think they're mostly black.

01:51:11.000 He started giving that company shit for even working with me.

01:51:14.000 So not only does he refuse, he's outraged that he refuses.

01:51:17.000 And then he's outraged that that company even works with me.

01:51:20.000 So no, that's not happening.

01:51:22.000 Look, believe me, anyone you dreamed up, I've thought of.

01:51:25.000 What are you doing?

01:51:25.000 Get the next call.

01:51:26.000 Stop dancing around the fucking internet.

01:51:32.000 Gabriel.

01:51:33.000 We've got four more minutes, boys.

01:51:35.000 Frogbin. 0.98

01:51:38.000 Can you hear me?

01:51:39.000 Hey, Kevin, can you hear me?

01:51:41.000 Yep.

01:51:42.000 Hey, Kevin.

01:51:43.000 So I sent you an email earlier about the death of cool.

01:51:48.000 And when you talk about being a tree planter, you talk about Expert Night.

01:51:53.000 I think that would be a great video series, don't you think, bud?

01:51:56.000 Where you get some experts, maybe a mechanic or somebody who knows something about a fucking gun, and they can maybe show you something.

01:52:03.000 Yeah, you have a trace of animosity in your voice that I'll try to ignore.

01:52:07.000 But yeah, you're right.

01:52:08.000 We should try to do that.

01:52:09.000 Maybe, you know, our studio is too small.

01:52:11.000 We might get a bigger studio if this first year goes well financially.

01:52:15.000 But that wouldn't stop us from like grabbing cameras and just going to like the place where I get my motorcycle fixed and having him just do a basic explanation on how a motorcycle works.

01:52:28.000 Like really, really basic for a 10-year-old.

01:52:31.000 And some really easy, quick fixes if your bike dies on the road.

01:52:36.000 Something like you put a paperclip in here and then you jimmy the fucking Higmonger. 1.00

01:52:42.000 All right, next, talking about John.

01:52:43.000 John Kids.

01:52:47.000 No, dude, it's Tits Guy again from last week.

01:52:51.000 I got to ask, what do you think causes the division between Tits Guy and As Guy? 1.00

01:52:56.000 I've been thinking about this shit all week from last week's call.

01:53:00.000 I started out as it's a nurture thing because I grew up in West Virginia.

01:53:04.000 And I was like, all right, I'm a redneck kind of guy, like hanging out, drink beer with the boys.

01:53:08.000 And then all of a sudden I was like, all the outliers seem to be like minorities. 1.00

01:53:13.000 So I'm like, is it a nature thing?

01:53:16.000 And then like, not to sound too al-righty, but because I'm not, but like, most of my ancestry is German or English, which is Germanic.

01:53:22.000 And if you look at the Oktoberfest, you can't, the women in their traditional dresses are like all tits. 1.00

01:53:29.000 You can see their boobs and everything, but you can't see the ass, where you look at like African culture. 1.00

01:53:35.000 It's all about shaking the ass and whatnot.

01:53:37.000 So I was wondering your perspective.

01:53:39.000 And I was wondering if the Scots-Irish is more ass than tits. 1.00

01:53:43.000 Maybe Scots-Irish have more testosterone than the English because the ones who didn't have testosterone died in all the battles of the 800 years. 0.98

01:53:51.000 And blacks are rumored to have more testosterone than whites. 0.96

01:53:56.000 So maybe it's a testosterone thing.

01:53:59.000 The hornier you are, the more of a pig you are. 1.00

01:54:02.000 And the more of a pig you are, the more you're into like some ass, some sweaty ass. 0.99

01:54:07.000 But if you're just a normal amount of horny, you're like, those are some cute little boobsters. 1.00

01:54:10.000 I wouldn't mind giving those a flick.

01:54:15.000 Okay.

01:54:16.000 Now we got Long Island smugglers.

01:54:21.000 Wait, I just remembered something, Ryan.

01:54:23.000 Sorry, caller.

01:54:23.000 Sorry to interrupt you for a sec.

01:54:25.000 I had a cop that wanted to talk about something, and I told him to call in and say that he's the cop, and we pushed him to the front of the line.

01:54:36.000 Did you see any cop calls?

01:54:36.000 All right.

01:54:39.000 Let me see.

01:54:40.000 Steve from Boston, I can't.

01:54:42.000 How many are there?

01:54:43.000 There's still a million calls to go through?

01:54:45.000 There's about 10.

01:54:47.000 Do any of them say cop on it?

01:54:49.000 First name's question.

01:54:52.000 No.

01:54:54.000 I'm the cop.

01:54:55.000 Well, I just gave it away, so people are going to start writing that.

01:54:59.000 Okay, as long as you haven't skipped a cop, I understand if he's busy.

01:55:02.000 First name on that?

01:55:04.000 Because this is the worst.

01:55:06.000 What it is, is if I could explain it to you and the folks, Stephen.

01:55:11.000 Steve from Boston?

01:55:13.000 Nope.

01:55:13.000 Okay.

01:55:14.000 No.

01:55:14.000 So what it does is when you speak, it translates that.

01:55:17.000 It transcribes it.

01:55:18.000 I got you.

01:55:19.000 Okay, let's get to the caller.

01:55:21.000 What's up, caller?

01:55:23.000 All right, unmuting the caller.

01:55:25.000 Long Island.

01:55:28.000 Hey, no, I was just wondering if, Kevin, you know anything about the band Smuttle's like a mid-90s hardcore band kind of into, but some of the songs are a little racy.

01:55:39.000 Yeah, in fact, my girlfriend, Nancy Wong's, tits her in one of her videos, one of their videos. 1.00

01:55:46.000 While we were dating, she became like a big sort of indie rock chick and started working with LCD Sound System.

01:55:55.000 But back when we were first dating, she was in a Smut Peddler's video, the one with R.A. the Rugged Man.

01:56:02.000 He used to be called Crustified Dibs, but he raped a mannequin on stage or something.

01:56:08.000 So he changed his name and rebooted his career.

01:56:10.000 So if you had a brain, you would be looking up Smut Peddler's R.A. the Rugged Man.

01:56:16.000 You wouldn't be looking up Nancy Wong because, first of all, you're spelling it wrong.

01:56:20.000 It's spelled Wang, W-H-A-N-G. 1.00

01:56:22.000 But there's going to be 9 billion Nancy Wangs. 0.79

01:56:29.000 Yeah, these are the smut.

01:56:31.000 We did this video with them, I think.

01:56:33.000 No, R.A. the Rugged Man did this by himself.

01:56:35.000 We just covered it a lot in Vice.

01:56:39.000 I remember smut peddlers. 1.00

01:56:41.000 I got a dog-ban cool breaker.

01:56:43.000 Dog beers are like in the flex.

01:56:45.000 Dumbing them with human checkers. 0.77

01:56:47.000 Oh, wait, not safe for work alert.

01:56:49.000 Yeah, spoiler alert, lots of NSFW.

01:56:55.000 Think about these dudes like Ari the Rugged Man.

01:56:57.000 They're all ugly, and they're from Long Island and Brooklyn and stuff, and all the women around them were always amazing. 1.00

01:57:03.000 People get mad at King of Queens, and they go, Why is a big fat pig with so many hot chicks?

01:57:08.000 And we just go, You clearly haven't been to Brooklyn, South Brooklyn, all these Italian girls, like Kevin James with that girl in that video.

01:57:20.000 I mean, in the show King of Queens, she's maybe we should stop watching that. 0.55

01:57:25.000 That was full-blown.

01:57:26.000 That's very NSFW.

01:57:27.000 Sheesh.

01:57:28.000 Yeah, I think he's rubbing her tits and she pukes on him in it or something. 1.00

01:57:34.000 That wasn't her Virginia, was it?

01:57:38.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

01:57:41.000 There's my girlfriend. 0.96

01:57:44.000 is a smoke show.

01:57:45.000 He just got puked on.

01:57:57.000 Ew! 0.98

01:57:58.000 He puked on her. 0.85

01:58:03.000 Those are the good old days.

01:58:06.000 It's back when you could be racy and dangerous.

01:58:08.000 Was that sexist, that video?

01:58:10.000 Probably was.

01:58:12.000 Devin, you won't line.

01:58:13.000 Now blurred lines is a disgusting, horrible rape video. 1.00

01:58:20.000 What a tangled web we weave.

01:58:21.000 Devin arms, you want a line.

01:58:26.000 Yeah, man.

01:58:27.000 So very simple equation.

01:58:29.000 If you want to lose weight, eat less calories than you burn.

01:58:34.000 So if you want to put on muscle mass, what do you think the equation is?

01:58:40.000 Don't put hot dogs in your butt to clean them off.

01:58:43.000 Start eating the hot dogs, and you'll gain some muscle mass.

01:58:47.000 Thank you, Caller.

01:58:48.000 That's some good advice.

01:58:49.000 I like when we're hoisted on our own retard. 0.92

01:58:52.000 You don't eat, dude.

01:58:53.000 You eat like shit.

01:58:55.000 Me?

01:58:55.000 Yes.

01:58:56.000 What are you talking about?

01:58:57.000 You eat like a little chicken bird.

01:58:59.000 That doesn't mean I eat like shit.

01:59:01.000 No, well, you eat good things, but rarely do you eat.

01:59:04.000 You don't eat three meals a day.

01:59:05.000 You eat one meal a day and then beer, beer, beer, beer, makers, makers, makers.

01:59:08.000 No, no.

01:59:09.000 We have lunch together every day.

01:59:11.000 That's your only meal and then dinner.

01:59:14.000 Well, one plus one is two.

01:59:15.000 I don't know how much Terryology you've been researching But you also say When you don't work, I have the sneaking suspicion you eat once a day.

01:59:24.000 If my wife isn't around, I might eat once a day.

01:59:26.000 Exactly.

01:59:26.000 But yeah, I have a small sandwich with tons of meat.

01:59:28.000 We had the godfather today.

01:59:29.000 That's endless meat. 0.69

01:59:31.000 And then tonight, my wife will make a beautiful meal with like pork and all kinds of shit. 1.00

01:59:35.000 Yeah, definitely.

01:59:35.000 I eat very well.

01:59:36.000 I don't eat a lot.

01:59:37.000 Three times a day.

01:59:38.000 It could be the beer.

01:59:39.000 I don't eat three times a day.

01:59:40.000 I think that's too much.

01:59:41.000 But I think your body is holding on to whatever you eat because it's like, we don't know when the next meal is going to come.

01:59:45.000 No, I think you're a pussy who always needs to eat. 1.00

01:59:47.000 Every time you're hungry, you need a little snack.

01:59:49.000 I eat.

01:59:50.000 My stomach.

01:59:51.000 That's why I got pipes.

01:59:52.000 I'm so hungry.

01:59:53.000 I got pipes because I eat yum, yum, yum in my tummy.

01:59:56.000 Steve from Boston.

01:59:58.000 That would have been a better call to end on, by the way.

02:00:00.000 Yeah.

02:00:01.000 Well, I don't see the cop coming in.

02:00:03.000 Do you want to take one more call?

02:00:05.000 Let's go.

02:00:05.000 Oh, because we're running out of card space, if it matters.

02:00:08.000 Get fired.

02:00:09.000 Get in trouble.

02:00:10.000 Be brave.

02:00:11.000 Okay, we'll do Steve.

02:00:13.000 That's terrified me almost.

02:00:17.000 Steve from Baston.

02:00:18.000 What's good, Yakox? 1.00

02:00:20.000 Gentlemen, how are you?

02:00:21.000 I'll make it quick, Gavin.

02:00:23.000 So I have this kind of non-original idea.

02:00:26.000 However, I think it might work really well for your situation.

02:00:30.000 I think we've been going at this all wrong with the whole hating of Antifa thing.

02:00:34.000 I think that you need to rebrand and adopt Antifa gear, sell the stuff, and then actually send out real fighters of fascism called Antifa and go...

02:01:01.000 What do you say?

02:01:02.000 Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

02:01:05.000 The problem is, though, with all those double flim flams, is you end up fucking over innocent people. 0.73

02:01:11.000 Like, there's been talk of having fake Antifa meetings, or no, fake Proud Boy meetings, where you say, I'm going to be here, it's going to be big, which is kind of what they did in Portland.

02:01:20.000 They said, we're having a huge rally.

02:01:22.000 And then they just went to a bridge, put an American flag down on the ground, and then went home.

02:01:26.000 And Antifa burned the downtown to the ground.

02:01:29.000 So that worked.

02:01:30.000 But I always worry about those things.

02:01:32.000 Like, say you do that, and then all these guys who want to join Proud Boys or whatever show up going, yeah, wait, what's going on?

02:01:38.000 Then I don't know.

02:01:40.000 It's a big fucking hassle.

02:01:41.000 But you're right.

02:01:42.000 There are better ways to deal with it than constantly bitching about them.

02:01:47.000 Dilute their brand.

02:01:48.000 That's pretty cool.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 21, 2019

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