Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #171

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!

00:00:20.000 Oops.

00:00:43.000 Hello, folks.

00:00:44.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live, our Thursday live show where we take calls, read letters, communicate with the people.

00:00:52.000 We have the co-host, Maddie O'Dell, is back.

00:00:55.000 What's up, everybody?

00:00:56.000 Good job.

00:00:56.000 Looking young.

00:00:57.000 You look like you've lost a lot of weight.

00:01:00.000 I'm in like the high 180s right now.

00:01:02.000 180s?

00:01:03.000 Yeah.

00:01:03.000 Remember you said you couldn't break 200?

00:01:05.000 Well, yeah, I'm down to like, I weighed myself down there as like 188.

00:01:10.000 Can you see your penis in the shower?

00:01:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:13.000 Wow.

00:01:14.000 I think that's every man's goal.

00:01:16.000 Well, with you, it's different because your cock is so huge that you could be.

00:01:21.000 According to Ryan, I got a nice set of hangers.

00:01:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:25.000 So you guys just made scotch eggs on Maddie's shitty little kitchen.

00:01:29.000 Came out yesterday on the dropped Wednesday.

00:01:32.000 Despite being Scottish and spending summers in Scotland, I never had scotch eggs.

00:01:38.000 Had you?

00:01:39.000 No.

00:01:40.000 Oh, well.

00:01:40.000 First time I've actually eaten them.

00:01:42.000 Maybe it's like Canadian bacon.

00:01:44.000 It's one of these things that the people of that place don't have.

00:01:48.000 And what was the sauce you used?

00:01:50.000 Sausage.

00:01:50.000 Oh, that was like mayonnaise and like a Dijon mustard with chives in it.

00:01:56.000 And that's what they usually do?

00:01:58.000 Yeah, I mean, you could use HP sauce, brown sauce, you know, anything you preferred.

00:02:03.000 What did you think of them, Ryan?

00:02:05.000 Dude.

00:02:05.000 Yeah, really.

00:02:06.000 Well, you guys are used to eating dogs, right?

00:02:08.000 So you're grossed out by the girl.

00:02:10.000 I've never eaten a dog.

00:02:10.000 But it was delicious and really, it was like just, I've never tasted anything like it.

00:02:16.000 Like it's a crunchy outside.

00:02:17.000 You got like a nice, you know, firm sausage.

00:02:20.000 And then inside.

00:02:21.000 Oh, nice firm sausage.

00:02:22.000 That sounds yummy.

00:02:23.000 What's wrong with that?

00:02:25.000 Yeah.

00:02:25.000 Anyway.

00:02:26.000 You like a nice firm sausage, don't you?

00:02:28.000 Anyway, yeah.

00:02:30.000 It's a nice firm sausage that melts in your mouth.

00:02:32.000 Well, you got to chew it.

00:02:33.000 You got to work it in your mouth a little bit.

00:02:35.000 But, and then besides the firm sausage, now you have like a runny, beautiful egg that's just like.

00:02:39.000 Yeah, soft boiled egg in the middle is the best.

00:02:42.000 Dude.

00:02:42.000 It looks like it's kind of a pain in the ass to make though.

00:02:44.000 No.

00:02:45.000 Well, as long as you have enough time and you don't have to like rush to get out of there to play D&D.

00:02:49.000 Yeah.

00:02:50.000 You know, if your camera guy's not in a time constraint to play Dungeons and Dragons.

00:02:55.000 Well, we'll get to that.

00:02:56.000 But, like it's not plausible that you'd live in a Scottish home and be making scotch eggs.

00:03:05.000 No, you'd have to like play it.

00:03:06.000 Like, you're planning to make that.

00:03:08.000 Yeah.

00:03:09.000 You can make a big old batch, right?

00:03:11.000 It's weird though because it's such a breakfast-y food.

00:03:13.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:14.000 And it's something you can't make in a rush.

00:03:16.000 Right.

00:03:16.000 Oh, maybe it's like a hungover Saturday.

00:03:18.000 Yeah.

00:03:19.000 So, how long did it take you?

00:03:21.000 Believe it or not, from start to finish, it was less than an hour.

00:03:25.000 Yeah.

00:03:26.000 Yeah, that's a good Saturday hangover food.

00:03:29.000 Yeah.

00:03:30.000 But, I'll tell you what, it was worth, it was definitely, it was good.

00:03:35.000 How many did you make?

00:03:36.000 I just made two for the show.

00:03:37.000 Oh.

00:03:38.000 Two for the money?

00:03:39.000 But I have plenty of sausage on standby and all the fixings to make it.

00:03:43.000 So, it was one for the money and two for the show.

00:03:45.000 That's how you do that joke, Ryan.

00:03:46.000 Pretty much.

00:03:46.000 You don't just go, two for the money?

00:03:48.000 Money for nothing?

00:03:50.000 Your checks are free?

00:03:51.000 Yeah, but Ryan ate everything.

00:03:53.000 Oh, my God.

00:03:54.000 He ate the bed of arugula.

00:03:56.000 He ate everything that was on the plate.

00:03:59.000 Your buddy was there.

00:03:59.000 He's like, uh-oh, he's eating the garnish.

00:04:01.000 Who was the buddy?

00:04:03.000 My buddy, Dean.

00:04:04.000 Oh.

00:04:05.000 Great guy.

00:04:07.000 By the way, that opening band was called La Misma.

00:04:10.000 Misma.

00:04:11.000 That means the same.

00:04:12.000 And the song is Saudade.

00:04:15.000 Dad, I don't know what the fuck it is.

00:04:17.000 But it's all these hardcore bands.

00:04:19.000 It's a compilation of hardcore bands who were around during 9-11.

00:04:23.000 And it's called Ground Zero.

00:04:25.000 Wow.

00:04:26.000 And it's real good, real raw.

00:04:28.000 So, I guess we have to get to this.

00:04:33.000 Ryan, you hurried away from the Scotch Eggs shoot to play Dungeons & Dragons.

00:04:40.000 That's true.

00:04:42.000 Let me see.

00:04:43.000 So, what do you want to know?

00:04:45.000 I hear it was a real intense sesh.

00:04:48.000 Yes, it was.

00:04:49.000 Who told you that?

00:04:51.000 You've heard?

00:04:52.000 What's with your gay smirk?

00:04:54.000 Well, word travels around the Shire pretty fast of our travels through the realm.

00:04:59.000 And who is this group?

00:05:00.000 Did you meet them through Baby Monsters?

00:05:03.000 I was talking about it.

00:05:05.000 And I said, email me on the show.

00:05:06.000 And then I got emailed by a lot.

00:05:07.000 The short answer is yes.

00:05:09.000 Yeah.

00:05:10.000 It's got 30 people in it.

00:05:11.000 But our campaign that we've been doing...

00:05:13.000 for weeks now is like a prolonged story and uh you met the dm he went to dallas um and he gave me those awesome dice anyway so basically what happened was i loved dungeons and dragons when i was 11.

00:05:26.000 Did you play it for real?

00:05:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:28.000 I made my own book.

00:05:30.000 Whoa.

00:05:30.000 The dungeon book.

00:05:31.000 That's awesome.

00:05:32.000 But then I turned like 12, 13, and I was getting a little old.

00:05:35.000 It gets more complicated.

00:05:37.000 It starts hurting.

00:05:38.000 A lot of the noobs.

00:05:39.000 It starts seeming like a waste of time when you're about 14.

00:05:41.000 A lot of the noobs drop out around that time.

00:05:44.000 Yeah.

00:05:44.000 So anywho.

00:05:45.000 Die hard.

00:05:46.000 Virgins.

00:05:47.000 Go.

00:05:48.000 Should I just do it?

00:05:49.000 You should just fucking shoot yourself is what you should do.

00:05:51.000 So what was this important event that you were talking about?

00:05:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:57.000 Well, so we just left the Swamp of Sorrows, and thanks to the Druid.

00:06:02.000 Is that Washington, D.C.?

00:06:04.000 Yes.

00:06:05.000 We had to drain the swamp.

00:06:07.000 And no, I mean, this fucking elven ship came around, and they boarded us.

00:06:12.000 They linked their ropes onto us.

00:06:13.000 They anchored onto us.

00:06:14.000 And then three soldiers came on, and then there was this elven princess woman who came on.

00:06:21.000 She's got this guidestone detector, and she's like, it's glowing.

00:06:25.000 You have our guidestone.

00:06:26.000 And it's true, we did get a guide stone from a sunken ship at the swamp of stars after battling the three dragons our first dragons of the campaign so she sensed your your stone yeah and so i told her listen how'd she know how'd she know that is this are you guys all on a zoom while this is going on it's on a discord so it's all a video chat yeah so i I tell the lady, I use my charisma and I have to roll in order to convince her.

00:06:53.000 And it is not.

00:06:54.000 If you do a bad roll, she's just like, fuck you, and you're all dead.

00:06:58.000 Wow.

00:06:58.000 Is she a human?

00:06:59.000 We'll start the battle then at that point.

00:07:00.000 Is this person who...

00:07:02.000 Elf.

00:07:03.000 An elf.

00:07:04.000 But is it a computer program that goes, we know that you have a thing?

00:07:07.000 Or it's some girl like who lives in where?

00:07:09.000 DC?

00:07:10.000 It's literally our dungeon master, Phil the Thrill, who just says what's happening.

00:07:14.000 So you're kind of pissed too.

00:07:15.000 Like when things start fucking up against you, or like there's three dragons, a guy here, and there's a fucking spear up your ass.

00:07:21.000 You're like, what the fuck?

00:07:22.000 It's like he's making all of it up.

00:07:24.000 And you're kind of dealing with his storytelling.

00:07:26.000 That's enough of that.

00:07:28.000 But let me tell you.

00:07:28.000 No.

00:07:29.000 It was wild.

00:07:30.000 I'm done.

00:07:30.000 I'm done with that.

00:07:35.000 So we have a weird thing here.

00:07:38.000 The ad guy sent me reads.

00:07:41.000 Okay.

00:07:42.000 And I'm like, we went through this.

00:07:44.000 You know you're fired, right?

00:07:48.000 So I assume he's listening.

00:07:51.000 I don't know.

00:07:53.000 I just want to make sure we're clear here.

00:07:56.000 Hello, you've reached Vincent.

00:08:11.000 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:08:12.000 Just blew up his spot.

00:08:15.000 Okay, so somebody said the audio is echoing.

00:08:17.000 Let me make sure that that's not just that person.

00:08:20.000 I've heard that from one person.

00:08:22.000 Okay?

00:08:23.000 And not our usual guy.

00:08:25.000 I'm hearing nothing echo.

00:08:26.000 Bob.

00:08:33.000 Bob.

00:08:34.000 Yeah, you're wrong.

00:08:36.000 Why are the sponsors printed out like five times?

00:08:41.000 Is anyone else hearing an echo?

00:08:42.000 No.

00:08:44.000 Now we should make it clear how you can communicate with those.

00:08:48.000 Email, don't email.

00:08:49.000 We have 8,000 letters.

00:08:52.000 we have the calls that are going to be coming in soon.

00:08:54.000 And then we have a, Oh, well, no, this, right?

00:09:01.000 Yeah, that's what I meant.

00:09:03.000 So, yeah, audio is fine.

00:09:04.000 Super chat.

00:09:05.000 So you would click here, donate to read a message on there.

00:09:07.000 The way you get here is through the desktop version.

00:09:10.000 So you go to sensor.tv on your computer.

00:09:13.000 You watch the click the live banner at the top here.

00:09:15.000 Yep.

00:09:15.000 And then you'll click that, and then you'll fucking, bam.

00:09:17.000 You can chat for free in here, you know, if you're signed up.

00:09:21.000 And then we'll read your fucking message there.

00:09:23.000 And then, yeah, people donate.

00:09:24.000 They leave messages, and we donate the money to Max and John, the Prowboys who got 20km.

00:09:30.000 Oh, good.

00:09:31.000 We cleared 20.

00:09:32.000 So that's 10 each for them.

00:09:35.000 Outstanding.

00:09:36.000 And we'll give them a bunch of money when they get out.

00:09:40.000 Because no matter where you are in the political spectrum, you should not have to serve four years in prison for a fist fight when the victim said, no, I don't want to press charges.

00:09:52.000 And the victims started the fight.

00:09:54.000 And the fight was 17 seconds.

00:09:58.000 So we'll read those in a second.

00:10:01.000 But I think what we have to do with the sponsors is we have to pay our debt.

00:10:07.000 So I'm still reading these because they've already paid us.

00:10:12.000 But then we're going to need a new ad guy.

00:10:14.000 If anyone does podcast ad sponsorship, please let us know.

00:10:18.000 We fired the previous guy because his negligence led to a website for one of our sponsors that had the anti-Semitic, goyish, whatever, the Jewish guy as me with the tartan hat on, and it was a gold company.

00:10:35.000 So we were not impressed with that.

00:10:38.000 It didn't impress us much.

00:10:40.000 And whether he did it on purpose is irrelevant.

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00:12:44.000 Okay, also in the news, we've got a lot.

00:12:47.000 I could talk news all day.

00:12:49.000 It's kind of the problem with the structure of this show is we have too much content.

00:12:53.000 Like I have a thousand emails I haven't read that I've read myself, and I go, these are good.

00:12:59.000 And then I have at least 100 stories I could talk about.

00:13:03.000 I guess we'll get it all taken care of in the marathon.

00:13:06.000 In December, right before Christmas, we're going to do a no-sleep till Christmas super marathon, which will be a non-stop Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

00:13:16.000 Five-day show.

00:13:18.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:13:21.000 So see if you can handle that.

00:13:23.000 Damn.

00:13:24.000 But we're obviously going to be on math the whole time.

00:13:28.000 And poppers.

00:13:29.000 Poppers.

00:13:31.000 A little bit of poppers.

00:13:33.000 Well, have you ever done poppers?

00:13:34.000 I've sniffed the poppers thing, yeah.

00:13:36.000 Have you ever done poppers?

00:13:38.000 I mean, anal nitrate.

00:13:39.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:13:40.000 Fag drug?

00:13:41.000 I thought it was called anal nitrate because it loosens your asshole.

00:13:44.000 I know you did.

00:13:45.000 Oh.

00:13:45.000 You don't even have to tell me that.

00:13:46.000 I can tell that you're the kind of person that thinks it's anal nitrate.

00:13:50.000 I did it before.

00:13:50.000 I knew it was like a gay drug, and then I looked back and I was like, was that guy trying to fuck me?

00:13:54.000 It got zero other vibes.

00:13:55.000 I had a splitting headache from it.

00:13:57.000 I was like, why would he want to sniff?

00:14:00.000 It's like a little yellow and red vial, right?

00:14:03.000 Yeah, it's got a lightning bolt on it.

00:14:05.000 It's in all the gay bars.

00:14:06.000 Speaking of gay, I moved to Montreal in 1988.

00:14:12.000 I was obviously drowning in homosexuals.

00:14:15.000 They were everywhere.

00:14:16.000 We would go to gay bars to pick up chicks because fag hags would be lonely.

00:14:21.000 There was a bar called Cox there.

00:14:23.000 There'd be homosexuals everywhere.

00:14:25.000 Didn't mean anything to us.

00:14:26.000 And we would prey on the fag hags.

00:14:29.000 My wife's a fag hag.

00:14:30.000 That's how I met my wife.

00:14:31.000 Well, I didn't meet her at a gay bar, but she was part of that culture.

00:14:35.000 She was in fashion.

00:14:36.000 I've never not been around homosexuals.

00:14:39.000 I don't dislike them.

00:14:41.000 It's like Hasidic Jews.

00:14:42.000 I get that they have a thing, and it's none of my beeswax, and go bananas, kids.

00:14:46.000 Not a thing on my radar.

00:14:50.000 I feel bad for them that they fuck so much, they get monkeypox and AIDS.

00:14:53.000 It's sort of like the drill rappers in the Bronx.

00:14:55.000 I couldn't give less of a shit about them.

00:14:57.000 That kid who got murdered down the street, I feel nothing.

00:15:01.000 But generally, I kind of feel bad that they are killing each other with no, they're not even doing it for drug territory for crying out loud.

00:15:08.000 So that's how I feel about homos.

00:15:10.000 And Proud Boys was formed in New York City.

00:15:13.000 So it was obviously plenty of homos, plenty of Jews, plenty of visible minorities, because that's New York City.

00:15:20.000 It's just the way we are.

00:15:22.000 And it's funny how outsiders just assume that you're this weird redneck who hates gays and blacks.

00:15:32.000 I've lived in New York City for most of my life at this point, 25 years, actually almost half my life.

00:15:39.000 And you don't hate blacks and gays and Jews or anything Chinese here.

00:15:44.000 It'd be like hating giraffes when you lived in the zoo.

00:15:48.000 Come on now, dog.

00:15:50.000 So this retaliation is bizarre.

00:15:54.000 I'm preparing you for something that is so fucking retarded.

00:15:58.000 So what this is, is this is kids in Pennsylvania, which is basically like the Midwest, really, where Penn State is.

00:16:04.000 Like the culture is very Madison, very normy, very white.

00:16:08.000 They had a drag queen rally called Together We Are.

00:16:14.000 At the same time, I was meant to have my talk.

00:16:17.000 And this was a protest.

00:16:20.000 And what it actually is, is probably straight kids.

00:16:24.000 I don't even think these guys are gay.

00:16:26.000 Voguing.

00:16:28.000 Now, I was around for Voguing in the 80s.

00:16:30.000 It was a big thing in New York where these homos do this like, they're all on fucking Coke and they dance around, they collapse, and they just like, it went from like a fashion show walk to like over-the-top fashion show walk, I guess, because men have more energy and testosterone, so they take the silly gay fashion walk and they make it through the roof, right?

00:16:49.000 So what you're about to see is possibly gay, probably not white male college students voguing to protest me and Alex Stein.

00:17:02.000 and it's pathetic I bet you he's not gay.

00:17:13.000 They're figures.

00:17:20.000 I think his teeth fly out at some point.

00:17:24.000 I don't know what that was.

00:17:25.000 Maybe an earring?

00:17:27.000 That was his violet Coke.

00:17:29.000 And then she's Dora, the Mexican drunk, who's drinking tequila.

00:17:34.000 In the morning to make the pain go away?

00:17:37.000 Woo!

00:17:40.000 I think that's a chick.

00:17:42.000 I think this is a chick, too.

00:17:44.000 I think this is a girl doing a drag queen thing.

00:17:47.000 And then when they do Vogue movements like this, everyone goes nuts.

00:17:53.000 Because they saw a documentary about Voguing.

00:17:57.000 And then look at this guy.

00:17:58.000 As Maddie pointed out, you're 20, you did a cartwheel.

00:18:00.000 Yeah, you probably should be able to do a cartwheel at that age.

00:18:03.000 I could do that right now.

00:18:04.000 Any college student should be able to do a cartwheel.

00:18:07.000 Fuck you, he says.

00:18:10.000 They're on your side, Steve.

00:18:11.000 Like, who are you rebelling against?

00:18:14.000 I don't want drag shows for little kids, but a bunch of adults doing drag shows?

00:18:19.000 Okay.

00:18:20.000 Voguing?

00:18:21.000 Okay.

00:18:21.000 You know, this is happening all around us right now in New York City, 100 times over.

00:18:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:26.000 Well, you used to have a place called Lips and Milo and Pamela Geller.

00:18:32.000 All the waitresses were drag queens.

00:18:35.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 Oh, it's not a new thing.

00:18:38.000 You're not blowing our minds, guys.

00:18:41.000 Yeah, we're blowing Lips.

00:18:45.000 It was like a novelty.

00:18:46.000 Guys would go there.

00:18:48.000 Groups of guys would go.

00:18:50.000 Oh, the tourists are there.

00:18:51.000 It's like half tourists laughing their heads off.

00:18:53.000 Yeah.

00:18:54.000 Moms from Ireland and stuff.

00:18:56.000 Like, you're not blowing any minds.

00:19:00.000 And then the last news item I really want to get to is our buddy, Terrence.

00:19:05.000 What's his name, Terrence Crawford?

00:19:06.000 Otis Simbos?

00:19:08.000 Terrence Howard.

00:19:09.000 Terrence Howard.

00:19:10.000 So, dude.

00:19:11.000 Like, we live in a country that has a black worship problem where when black guys do anything, we start shitting ourselves and going, this is awesome, without checking what it is.

00:19:23.000 Now, Terrence Howard has decided that math is wrong.

00:19:30.000 One times zero is not zero.

00:19:33.000 That doesn't make sense to him, so it's wrong.

00:19:36.000 And the square root of four is not two.

00:19:39.000 That sounds weird to him, so it's wrong.

00:19:41.000 I've heard meth heads talk like this: crystal meth.

00:19:47.000 You've done a lot of meth, Maddie.

00:19:49.000 Did you ever get into these math conversations where you thought you had outsmarted physics?

00:19:54.000 No.

00:19:54.000 Zero times anything is zero.

00:19:57.000 I still believe that to this day.

00:19:58.000 Yeah, things can seem weird.

00:20:00.000 Here's something that seems weird to me.

00:20:02.000 If you flip a coin and it's heads 20 times, the odds of it being heads the next time are still 50-50.

00:20:08.000 As my dad said, punching his desk, coins don't have a fucking memory.

00:20:12.000 That sounds weird to me, but I know it's mathematically true, so I accept it.

00:20:17.000 Not Terrence.

00:20:18.000 He goes, nice try.

00:20:20.000 Nice try.

00:20:21.000 Physics.

00:20:22.000 And then he goes farther than just reinventing mathematics.

00:20:27.000 He calls it, what does he call it?

00:20:28.000 Terrenceology?

00:20:29.000 Teriology or something like that?

00:20:31.000 Something like that.

00:20:32.000 Even the name Terrence.

00:20:34.000 Like, why the fuck wouldn't you be Terry?

00:20:37.000 Then he goes, there's actually symbos that were sent here, I think, from outer space, that can help us harness their energy.

00:20:46.000 And you can just power a truck from a symbol.

00:20:49.000 Really?

00:20:49.000 No gas necessary.

00:20:51.000 But the gas companies, they keep that.

00:20:53.000 Is that kind of like Prince's symbol?

00:20:56.000 No, it's more of a repeating shape.

00:20:59.000 The prince's symbol is very non-repeatable.

00:21:04.000 And because the West worships black people, they had him at Oxford do a talk.

00:21:12.000 This is one of the oldest symbols.

00:21:15.000 Jesus Christ.

00:21:16.000 He's one of the oldest himbos.

00:21:20.000 Don't you want him to sit with mathematicians?

00:21:23.000 I want him to sit with the top mathematicians and physicists in the world in a room.

00:21:28.000 Now, my dad and my father-in-law are both very successful physicists.

00:21:33.000 My dad's a mathematician, and my father-in-law is a biochemist.

00:21:36.000 And I show them this kind of shit, and they don't laugh.

00:21:39.000 They don't like it.

00:21:39.000 They just go, this is very tedious.

00:21:42.000 I'm like, this is pure rubbish.

00:21:44.000 You're the ones I want to watch this with.

00:21:46.000 Like, I sat my father-in-law and my dad down with a documentary about this symbol that the alien sent us and how it provides us the evidence on how to harness the energy of the universe without using gas.

00:22:01.000 And they're just like halfway through.

00:22:02.000 They're just like, this is tedious.

00:22:03.000 This is garbage.

00:22:04.000 Like, no.

00:22:06.000 Need you to tell me exactly how ludicrous it is.

00:22:09.000 Anyway, so I don't think top scientists in the world would want to sit down with Terrence, but that would be fun.

00:22:16.000 And I have a feeling that the first like half hour would be them going, wait, what?

00:22:24.000 I can't even, like, they couldn't even get out the door.

00:22:27.000 Like, is this a joke?

00:22:28.000 Like, what do you, wait, wait, what does that mean?

00:22:31.000 What is a multi-plane thing?

00:22:33.000 And remember, if you, we watched his Oxford talk on the show, and he kept, he was frustrated that he didn't bring this symbol, this chart, this structure, and he didn't have a PowerPoint.

00:22:47.000 So he kept saying, it's hard to do without showing you.

00:22:49.000 With the view, he was fully prepared, and he has the symbo with him.

00:22:58.000 So the view was like, yeah, you talked at Oxford.

00:23:01.000 And by the way, his credibility becomes cumulative.

00:23:04.000 So because he's been on, did a talk at Oxford, now he can say it on the talk show.

00:23:09.000 Now because he's been at The View in Oxford, I guess the White House is next and he can explain to Mr. Magoo, the president, how the Otis Simbos can run the economy.

00:23:18.000 He's already had an interview with the Rolling Stones.

00:23:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:23:22.000 He said I wrote an article for Rolling Stones.

00:23:25.000 This is great, mate.

00:23:26.000 Thanks.

00:23:28.000 Well, we just have it.

00:23:29.000 We did a little fanzine about our band because we're hoping to get off the ground.

00:23:34.000 We've only been around for half a century.

00:23:37.000 It's called Rolling Stones magazine.

00:23:39.000 We're currently in litigation with Jan Winner.

00:23:45.000 Well, I'm going to talk about this since we're here.

00:23:47.000 Go ahead.

00:23:47.000 Now, a couple years ago, I did an article for Rolling Stones, and they said I was crazy because I was telling them that the square root of two was a rational number.

00:23:58.000 This is the proof that the square root of two is a rational number.

00:24:01.000 Well, you went to Oxford to present, right?

00:24:03.000 Square root of two?

00:24:04.000 Yes.

00:24:05.000 And when I was at Oxford, now this is the point where four bubbles meet equally and oppositely.

00:24:11.000 Yeah.

00:24:11.000 Equally and oppositely.

00:24:12.000 And it's where 12.

00:24:13.000 That looks like a balloon.

00:24:15.000 And they're going to be a clown.

00:24:16.000 So Noodles a Clown made this for me at a both day.

00:24:21.000 Yeah, that was given out at a four-year-old's birthday party.

00:24:24.000 I went to Barnum and Bawie, and I stayed afterwards, and the Romeo clown made me this.

00:24:30.000 I made this for the Rolling Stones.

00:24:32.000 The square root of two is a rational number?

00:24:35.000 What are rational numbers?

00:24:37.000 I know whole numbers are like non-decimal points.

00:24:40.000 Rational numbers?

00:24:41.000 Is it a number that can't be...

00:24:45.000 I think it's a non-infinite number.

00:24:48.000 Or it doesn't have decimal points, right?

00:24:49.000 Can be expressed as the quotient of two integers.

00:24:52.000 Oh, I'm a retard.

00:24:54.000 It's above my pay grade.

00:24:55.000 I don't know what integers are.

00:24:56.000 Would you like to do some math in public, Maddie?

00:24:58.000 No.

00:24:58.000 Never do math in public.

00:25:00.000 And this is why.

00:25:01.000 Look at Terrence.

00:25:04.000 The square root of two is one.

00:25:06.000 He also said I think he said Remember he said something like People think that Zero times one is zero And I got If you believe that Then I'll give you a pound.

00:25:16.000 You can multiply by zero and we'll watch it disappear.

00:25:19.000 No.

00:25:20.000 I can't believe I'm saying this, but one times zero means the list of ones is at zero.

00:25:26.000 So there's no ones.

00:25:28.000 The occurrences are zero of that.

00:25:30.000 How many oranges are there?

00:25:31.000 There's zero oranges.

00:25:33.000 Okay, so there's no orange there.

00:25:34.000 But you said orange.

00:25:35.000 It doesn't mean we take an orange.

00:25:36.000 We put it into a thing and it vanishes.

00:25:40.000 It's called magic.

00:25:41.000 Yeah.

00:25:42.000 When you times it.

00:25:43.000 Or your mouth.

00:25:48.000 You can't eat that.

00:25:50.000 The rational numbers.

00:25:51.000 People thought I was crazy until I showed this.

00:25:54.000 Rational number, yeah.

00:25:55.000 Number that ends.

00:25:56.000 This is an undiscovered geometry that I'm now making known to the world here on this show.

00:26:02.000 Isn't that fantastic?

00:26:05.000 Thank you so much.

00:26:06.000 There was a little bit of tremor in his voice there.

00:26:09.000 Yeah, yeah, there was.

00:26:10.000 He sounded like he was going to cry.

00:26:11.000 Yeah, it was.

00:26:13.000 It must be very emotional for him to do such a he must get pussy from this.

00:26:19.000 You know how hard it is to.

00:26:20.000 Because first she's like, bullshit, you're just a psycho-meth head.

00:26:23.000 Oh, really?

00:26:24.000 Why was I invited to Oxford then?

00:26:26.000 Why was I on the view?

00:26:28.000 Hmm.

00:26:29.000 Because you're a clown.

00:26:30.000 Then I'll be nice.

00:26:31.000 He's emotional, because you know how hard it is to transport a balloon.

00:26:34.000 You got to blow it up.

00:26:36.000 Dude, that was in a crazy box.

00:26:38.000 And he was like, where my box at?

00:26:40.000 Yeah.

00:26:40.000 It's right next to you, Terrence.

00:26:42.000 We haven't moved yet.

00:26:42.000 Okay, okay, okay.

00:26:44.000 It's very important.

00:26:45.000 This is one of the oldest symboss.

00:26:47.000 It's an undiscovered geometrical shape.

00:26:51.000 They were so upset because how can a man that didn't graduate from one of their prestigious schools come and tell them that the square root of two was a rational number?

00:27:02.000 And I said, I didn't come to tell you guys this.

00:27:04.000 I just came to prove to you that it's a rational number.

00:27:07.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if this was a documentary just like Joaquim Phoenix did that thing where he was going deep undercover?

00:27:13.000 And then at the end of it, he's like, look how much they kiss my ass because I'm an idiot, but I'm black.

00:27:19.000 I think it would be more awesome.

00:27:20.000 It would be more awesome if he was right and he found a loophole in mathematics and we were all driving around in Odyssey mobiles for free.

00:27:30.000 The economy was just through the roof.

00:27:32.000 No more pollution.

00:27:33.000 Wormholes and pollution.

00:27:34.000 Left and right are happy now because we have infinite power and we're not hurting the environment anymore.

00:27:40.000 He saved the world.

00:27:42.000 King Terrence Howard.

00:27:43.000 Maybe the DOD and the Pentagon have called him up.

00:27:46.000 Yeah.

00:27:48.000 We're using They didn't like it.

00:27:55.000 No one likes it.

00:27:56.000 That's the only thing you said that's true.

00:27:58.000 You didn't go to Oxford.

00:27:59.000 The academics at Oxford did not like it.

00:28:02.000 Not that they have any credentials.

00:28:04.000 I like it.

00:28:05.000 Yeah.

00:28:05.000 I love it.

00:28:06.000 Terrence.

00:28:07.000 We love it.

00:28:08.000 I love it.

00:28:09.000 Can I have one?

00:28:11.000 I'm making these balloons out in the hallway when you're done.

00:28:14.000 That I'm aware of.

00:28:15.000 Wait, go back.

00:28:16.000 Go back.

00:28:18.000 You got to hand it to him.

00:28:20.000 He's the most confident scientist I've ever come across in my life, next to Neil deGrasse Dyson.

00:28:24.000 He just breaks down his whole.

00:28:27.000 They didn't like what I had to do.

00:28:31.000 I had to show them.

00:28:34.000 Nobody likes it.

00:28:35.000 I like it because you didn't go to Oxford?

00:28:40.000 Well, you have to remember our entire world economy is based on one times one equaling one.

00:28:44.000 So if you can prove that an action times an action equals a reaction, which science proves, then one times one must equal more than one.

00:28:53.000 And to have the physical proof of it, that kind of shakes things up a bit.

00:28:57.000 His phone goes off, by the way, or somebody's phone.

00:28:58.000 I'm guessing it's his because it's got to be.

00:29:00.000 I'm pretty sure they know the drill.

00:29:02.000 Yeah.

00:29:02.000 I'm pretty sure people who have a daily TV show know to turn your fucking phone off.

00:29:07.000 That's my default ringtone.

00:29:09.000 I love this blazer.

00:29:10.000 And to have the physical proof of it, that kind of shakes things up a bit.

00:29:14.000 Well, you're a shaker-upper.

00:29:15.000 That's the Oxford shaker.

00:29:16.000 Speaking of shaken up.

00:29:17.000 That's not a thing.

00:29:18.000 Speaking of shaking up, could you put your shit on vibrate, sir?

00:29:23.000 I guess that they don't like to be.

00:29:25.000 You're a shaker.

00:29:26.000 I like how Megan McCain didn't fall for it.

00:29:28.000 Look at this.

00:29:29.000 He tweeted.

00:29:30.000 I don't know when this is.

00:29:31.000 Oh, November 2017.

00:29:32.000 So this is ancient Tai Neesi.

00:29:34.000 This is the proof to the world of science and mathematics that one times one equals two.

00:29:40.000 I don't want a nitpick.

00:29:42.000 I think you might be thinking of one plus one.

00:29:45.000 So there he has a massive chart that he wrote for the Rolling Stones.

00:29:51.000 When you start me up, wait a second, Terence is outside.

00:29:54.000 Keith Richards probably really enjoyed this presentation.

00:29:57.000 This is excellent.

00:29:58.000 People wonder why the Rolling Stones have lasted so long.

00:30:01.000 It's because they follow Terenceology.

00:30:04.000 Okay, wait, wait.

00:30:05.000 Unbalance equation.

00:30:06.000 We will call the first value of one.

00:30:09.000 The second value of one.

00:30:11.000 What?

00:30:12.000 Mathematics doesn't usually have this many sentences.

00:30:15.000 Is it a finished equation, yes or no?

00:30:21.000 Okay, wait.

00:30:21.000 That's the meat of it right there.

00:30:22.000 A, B, and C. Okay, A, we will call the first value of one.

00:30:26.000 B, we will call the second value of one.

00:30:30.000 C, we will call the third value of one on the opposite end of an equation.

00:30:34.000 Plus one, plus one.

00:30:36.000 What?

00:30:37.000 That's not how you letter things either.

00:30:39.000 Let's go.

00:30:40.000 Keep going.

00:30:42.000 How much is it, by the way?

00:30:44.000 So one times one is two.

00:30:46.000 So we were close.

00:30:47.000 Wait a minute.

00:30:48.000 Three equals two?

00:30:49.000 The basic laws of common sense.

00:30:53.000 Wait, keep going with that.

00:30:54.000 What's the next page?

00:30:56.000 That doesn't look like the balanced equation, does it?

00:30:59.000 Oh, my God.

00:31:00.000 Yeah, Terrence, math is almost no words.

00:31:04.000 Look at this shit.

00:31:07.000 Like, you look at Einstein with the theory of relativity, it's just a fucking big pile of numbers and cosines and those little squiggly long division signs and fractions.

00:31:20.000 This is a man who walked into Gordon Ramsey's kitchen and he was like, here's a piece of shit with a leaf on top.

00:31:25.000 And pardon my French, otherwise there's no way to make mathematical sense or solve for the impossible hypothesis of one times one equals one.

00:31:32.000 I hereby call, and pardon my French, bullshit.

00:31:36.000 On one times one equal ing equaling equal ing.

00:31:42.000 He adds an ing to an equal sign in.

00:31:48.000 On that note, I must immediately declare that it's a false statement.

00:31:53.000 Wow.

00:31:54.000 Wow.

00:31:54.000 So what do people say to that?

00:31:56.000 This is like, I wish real mathematicians would respond.

00:31:59.000 That's what they say.

00:32:01.000 Look at Putin.

00:32:02.000 He enjoys it.

00:32:03.000 Yeah.

00:32:04.000 Anyone else?

00:32:05.000 You show him Terrence with that number shit.

00:32:08.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:32:10.000 My brother, you're confusing addiction with all the people that handle him or that are around him let him.

00:32:18.000 Does one times three equal four?

00:32:22.000 What?

00:32:22.000 Some people call the Anarchist Guy people, whoever gave the naive negative race 6,000 years ago.

00:32:26.000 Multiplication table and a flat view of universal geometric.

00:32:29.000 "Poor Miss Guided People False Axiom." Yeah, it's going back to the time of the Egyptians.

00:32:36.000 Dan, honestly, what the fuck?

00:32:38.000 Can we get an update?

00:32:39.000 That's how they built the Egyptian.

00:32:40.000 Oh, I remember this.

00:32:43.000 Golden Globes.

00:32:45.000 How many Golden Globes did you do?

00:32:47.000 That really moved me.

00:32:48.000 As a child, I studied chemical engineering at Pratt Institute.

00:32:52.000 Was there for two years until I saw that there was an inconsistency with the math there?

00:32:58.000 And so I went out to explore a new way of.

00:33:01.000 Isn't Pratt like an art school?

00:33:03.000 Yeah, in Brooklyn.

00:33:04.000 Are you kidding?

00:33:05.000 Yeah, Pratt's art.

00:33:06.000 I don't think they have a chemical engineering program.

00:33:09.000 Maybe.

00:33:11.000 Big Terrence Teriology.

00:33:13.000 I'm banned from Pratt.

00:33:14.000 Get out of here.

00:33:15.000 Yeah, I did a talk there on Cool in like 2003 or 2000.

00:33:21.000 Is Pratt in the city or in Brooklyn?

00:33:23.000 It's in Brooklyn.

00:33:24.000 Yeah, I think it's in like Park Slope.

00:33:26.000 Yeah.

00:33:28.000 And at one point during the talk, I made a joke about like, yeah, I have a mustache.

00:33:35.000 A lot of gays have mustaches, but I'm not gay.

00:33:37.000 It's not a gay thing at all.

00:33:38.000 It was a really obvious, silly joke about pretending that I'm worried people think I'm gay because I have a mustache.

00:33:45.000 Total throwaway line.

00:33:47.000 They were so mortified that not only am I banned, but the talk, and it was called like, it was sponsored by, I think, Red Bull or some shit.

00:33:54.000 They canceled an entire series and ended those cool hipster talks because of my gay joke.

00:34:02.000 So we were nuts.

00:34:03.000 We've been nuts for a good 20 years.

00:34:06.000 So this person did a presumptive article.

00:34:09.000 They did Teriology on Terry's math and came to such conclusions like, we've all got tons of metaphorical faces.

00:34:15.000 Your body's a temple and other people's temple.

00:34:18.000 Mankind needs more socialism.

00:34:19.000 Haters don't actually exist.

00:34:22.000 People are clueless.

00:34:24.000 Like, I'm okay with that kind of silly thinking when it's philosophy because everything is subjective when you get like that.

00:34:29.000 But the fact that he's trying to apply ridiculous, I don't know, artistic philosophy to mathematics.

00:34:38.000 Explain this.

00:34:40.000 Crazy is as crazy does.

00:34:42.000 Do the math.

00:34:43.000 Let's start doing the math on that thing.

00:34:45.000 Okay.

00:34:47.000 Those are stacked.

00:34:48.000 That is proof.

00:34:49.000 Is that supposed to be like a double helix?

00:34:52.000 I guess.

00:34:53.000 Look at his blown out low-res.

00:34:55.000 What the fuck is this?

00:34:57.000 Jesse Spolette.

00:34:58.000 Temerce Howard.

00:34:59.000 My nigga, you could get a full res image.

00:35:04.000 Whatever.

00:35:04.000 Poor guy.

00:35:05.000 I'll follow him.

00:35:06.000 He's too bad.

00:35:07.000 I'll follow him, man.

00:35:08.000 I want more of that.

00:35:11.000 Oh, he does some art too.

00:35:13.000 He does art?

00:35:14.000 I do everything.

00:35:15.000 I learned art at MIT.

00:35:18.000 I think we've done the arts justice.

00:35:22.000 I had a biology teacher named William Tisdale when I was 14.

00:35:27.000 No, you did.

00:35:32.000 I just want to push him to go to Pratt.

00:35:34.000 And shapes.

00:35:35.000 It made me respect nature.

00:35:37.000 It made me respect life.

00:35:39.000 It made me respect myself.

00:35:41.000 He would tell me, keep it simple.

00:35:42.000 We'll stop.

00:35:43.000 Nature does.

00:35:44.000 You know what I'm remembering right now?

00:35:46.000 Remember, he was in that pimp movie?

00:35:48.000 Yeah.

00:35:49.000 Hustle and flow.

00:35:50.000 Yeah, Hustle and Flow.

00:35:52.000 Justin Thoreau told me a long time ago that Terrence Howard told him how to be a pimp.

00:35:57.000 With your art.

00:35:58.000 And he had interviewed a bunch of pimps for the show, for the movie, in advance.

00:36:03.000 What the fuck was it?

00:36:04.000 Character research.

00:36:06.000 It's like you start dating a girl and you leave her some money afterwards and you keep doing that until she gets used to it.

00:36:14.000 And then you start slowly farming her out.

00:36:16.000 Like you pay her to go out with your friend and then you slowly do that until the next thing they know they're a prostitute.

00:36:22.000 I'm probably not doing it justice.

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00:36:40.000 The national debt just hit a record $30 trillion.

00:36:43.000 Inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.

00:36:46.000 I was just at the bar talking to a guy who looked up his 401k and was mortified at the damage that had been done.

00:36:52.000 And I reminded him that my dad took out all of his money when Biden was elected.

00:36:58.000 And my brother and I laughed at him because he lost $50,000 in actualized losses.

00:37:04.000 And now he's sitting pretty.

00:37:07.000 $50,000 is a great loss.

00:37:11.000 He's making like 1% in a savings account in the bank and kicking all of our asses.

00:37:18.000 By the way, Sean Hannity is fucking loaded.

00:37:20.000 He's got money from real estate, not from Fox News.

00:37:23.000 I think he's worth $100 million.

00:37:26.000 The national debt just hit a record $30 trillion.

00:37:29.000 Inflation is the highest we've had since the 80s.

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00:38:26.000 It makes sense to have some of your money in gold.

00:38:30.000 At least some.

00:38:34.000 Okay, we'll be going behind the paywall soon.

00:38:36.000 You freeloaders have had almost as much free content as you deserve.

00:38:41.000 But let's take a couple calls, maybe look at a couple letters.

00:38:44.000 Oh, let's read some super chats.

00:38:47.000 Thursday night is the night we get back in touch with the people.

00:38:51.000 If they've got a problem with the show, we're all ears.

00:38:54.000 Usually it's someone anonymous telling me I'm a pussy.

00:38:58.000 That seems to be the pattern.

00:39:00.000 You got a problem.

00:39:01.000 Yo, I'll solve it.

00:39:02.000 Show me, something, show me what he did.

00:39:03.000 Oh, here we go.

00:39:04.000 I have a degree in mathematics.

00:39:05.000 He's trying to prove the square root of two is rational, but the proof that the square root of two is irrational is a famously simple proof.

00:39:12.000 The blue box in this link is the entire proof.

00:39:16.000 You might not understand the proof, but you'll notice the proof doesn't require balloon animals.

00:39:23.000 Math profs do actually contain a lot of words, but he is just rambling nonsensically.

00:39:28.000 Well, my dad made me take mathematics, calculus, and algebra, but calculus I remember the most.

00:39:33.000 In university, he said, I'm not going to pay for this unless you take math.

00:39:39.000 But Canadian university, it's mostly paid for by the government.

00:39:42.000 So it's like four to five grand a year.

00:39:45.000 So I just said, I'll just work as a janitor at the school and pay for this because fuck this shit.

00:39:52.000 It is way too hard.

00:39:53.000 I had to sit at the front of the class with like five coffees just to get a 51.

00:39:59.000 In Canada, it's like 51% to pass.

00:40:03.000 But I remember, I think one of my final exams was just what is the surface area of 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis.

00:40:14.000 And it was five pages of no words.

00:40:19.000 Suppose two, okay, we're not going to understand this.

00:40:21.000 We're all too dumb.

00:40:23.000 That's like Chinese on the screen.

00:40:25.000 But pull out so someone smart can understand that he's wrong.

00:40:31.000 Like zoom out.

00:40:39.000 All right, so that looks pretty simple.

00:40:42.000 For those of you who know what you're looking at, it's one of the outer shimbaus.

00:40:47.000 What's a reasonable pussy eating to BJ ratio you have if you have a girlfriend that doesn't like sucking dick?

00:40:52.000 We've been dating for a month or so, it's like eight to one.

00:40:55.000 Wow.

00:40:58.000 I mean, it depends on ages, but yeah, I think that blowjobs to pussy should be like eight to one.

00:41:06.000 Yes, depends.

00:41:07.000 Not the other way around.

00:41:08.000 The guy's preferences are.

00:41:10.000 If you like blowjobs, don't like sucking dick.

00:41:12.000 Get together with a girl who doesn't like giving them.

00:41:15.000 Yeah, blowjobs are easy.

00:41:17.000 Even pussy is hard.

00:41:19.000 Eight to one is totally unacceptable.

00:41:21.000 It should be reversed.

00:41:22.000 Do you think conservative college talks will ever happen again now that the left knows they can just pepper spray themselves to get it shut down?

00:41:28.000 Also, when are you guys doing a show in Dayton?

00:41:30.000 Well, I think we'll start up the comedy tours out in the new year.

00:41:35.000 but they're getting more and more hard to put on, especially above the Mason-Dixon line.

00:41:39.000 If everyone in the U.S. agreed that we should split into two or more countries and we all agreed what the...

00:41:53.000 What the new borders would be would be the best way to divide them.

00:41:55.000 I don't like this kind of talk.

00:41:58.000 It's never going to be two countries.

00:41:59.000 It's just, young people are so hypothetical.

00:42:02.000 You know?

00:42:03.000 It's never happening.

00:42:06.000 Great times minus a VIP.

00:42:07.000 Take a price.

00:42:08.000 Got the VIP experience regardless.

00:42:09.000 Cut your hair, Ryan.

00:42:10.000 You looked really good with slick back hair.

00:42:12.000 I guess he's talking about Chicago.

00:42:14.000 Because you certainly didn't get a VIP experience at fucking Penn State.

00:42:20.000 Whoa, did we just fart at the same time?

00:42:21.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:42:23.000 I did an FF.

00:42:24.000 Fake fart.

00:42:27.000 Let's get to those $100 ones.

00:42:29.000 Let's.

00:42:30.000 So let's see.

00:42:31.000 Let's line him up here nice and sexy.

00:42:34.000 I thought our tech guy had a whole system.

00:42:37.000 He does, but that's only the last five that show.

00:42:41.000 This one is $50.

00:42:43.000 What the fuck am I looking at?

00:42:44.000 What happened to the cool thing?

00:42:47.000 See, only the last five show.

00:42:49.000 Hello, G-Doug.

00:42:50.000 I have two friends who are 21.

00:42:51.000 They fucked over 50 women.

00:42:52.000 One of them has even fucked moms.

00:42:53.000 Almost all of these women are from Tinder or parties.

00:42:57.000 What are your thoughts?

00:42:58.000 You're leading a gay lifestyle.

00:42:59.000 That's what homosexuals do.

00:43:00.000 This one, $100 a K. Gavin, please look into this awesome brother.

00:43:07.000 He gave me permission to use the N-word three times per year, but I'll just say brother.

00:43:12.000 He goes by the name of Black Rosebud or Lonnell Harris.

00:43:16.000 He's a legit black Trump supporter, good brother.

00:43:18.000 Child groomer, clowns on Joe Biden, and blacks behaving badly.

00:43:21.000 He said he liked Archie Bunker and racial, but not racist, jokes.

00:43:28.000 He had positive interviews.

00:43:29.000 When I spoke to him in person, he brought up he had positive interviews with PB and has witnessed PB offering security escort services.

00:43:35.000 He laughed at the media calling them racist.

00:43:36.000 He was outside on the six.

00:43:38.000 He didn't recognize a photo of you when I showed him.

00:43:40.000 Maybe because he's relatively recently red pill, but I told him about you.

00:43:43.000 I told him, oh, he's been canceled, censored, banned, lost, friends.

00:43:49.000 Uh-oh.

00:43:50.000 Oh, that didn't show.

00:43:50.000 That's good, dude.

00:43:52.000 No, it was just a juicy one.

00:43:53.000 He needs to get a show uncensored, blah, blah, blah.

00:43:55.000 Okay, let's go.

00:43:56.000 It looks like we deflated Terrence Howard's balloon.

00:43:59.000 That's not enough.

00:44:01.000 Don't you wish at least one of those women at the table went, this is absolute horseshit.

00:44:06.000 Never happened on the view.

00:44:07.000 What?

00:44:08.000 Never happened on the shape.

00:44:09.000 Deranged.

00:44:10.000 You're deranged.

00:44:12.000 At least one.

00:44:14.000 Look up Black Rosebud, I guess.

00:44:15.000 We have to.

00:44:16.000 He paid $100.

00:44:16.000 Yeah, let's check this dude out real quick.

00:44:19.000 It's B-L-H-Q.

00:44:21.000 He black.

00:44:22.000 He funny.

00:44:22.000 Let's do a...

00:44:27.000 Or Hip Hop Makes Women Work So Hard.

00:44:30.000 Any of these?

00:44:31.000 Go for the biggest number.

00:44:33.000 Okay, big number coming up, game.

00:44:35.000 Obviously, you want to sort by.

00:44:37.000 Popula.

00:44:40.000 I checked the social media page before the show.

00:44:43.000 Said a lot of church people supposed to be here.

00:44:45.000 Is that true?

00:44:46.000 A lot of people.

00:44:47.000 Look at this.

00:44:48.000 Text on all comments.

00:44:50.000 Okay, come sit in the building.

00:44:52.000 Praise God.

00:44:55.000 My question for you, Christians, is how come ain't none of y'all save when y'all driving?

00:45:04.000 Y'all been out in these streets recently?

00:45:07.000 There is none righteous in these streets.

00:45:12.000 No, not one.

00:45:16.000 That's pretty funny.

00:45:18.000 It took a second to get there, but so does he have political taste.

00:45:20.000 Oh, he does have political taste.

00:45:21.000 Unrighteous?

00:45:24.000 Transcends race.

00:45:26.000 All right, let's get to the next one.

00:45:27.000 We gave this guy enough for his hundred bucks.

00:45:28.000 He's got stuff.

00:45:30.000 Check him out.

00:45:31.000 Bam.

00:45:32.000 Boom.

00:45:32.000 We've done it.

00:45:33.000 This is 25.

00:45:34.000 This guy's married.

00:45:35.000 His marriage question.

00:45:36.000 I think these go over pretty good.

00:45:38.000 You drink pretty good.

00:45:40.000 I married two kids.

00:45:42.000 Another on the way.

00:45:43.000 Problem is my wife wants nothing to do with my mother and it's affecting the relationship that our children have with my parents.

00:45:48.000 My wife and my mother got along prior to the birth of her child.

00:45:50.000 I guess there were times when my mother stepped on her toes.

00:45:52.000 Me being a new parent at 23, I didn't recognize it.

00:45:54.000 The relationship deteriorated exponentially from there.

00:45:57.000 Despite my mother's frequent attempts to reconcile and my wife's utter disregard.

00:46:01.000 Gee, that's a tough one.

00:46:03.000 My parents live on the other side of the country, so it's not like we see them often.

00:46:07.000 I don't know how to fix this.

00:46:08.000 I'm tired of being in the middle of this fucking shit.

00:46:11.000 I love my wife, but I also owe my parents' relationship with their grandchildren.

00:46:18.000 She's got to go.

00:46:19.000 I don't mean you have to dump her.

00:46:21.000 I mean, when you go visit your parents, she has to come.

00:46:24.000 And she has to be amicable.

00:46:27.000 Sorry.

00:46:28.000 That's just the way it is.

00:46:29.000 You got to drop the hammer here and go, we're visiting my folks.

00:46:33.000 Or your folks are visiting us.

00:46:35.000 She doesn't have to go out partying with her, but when mom is in the house, no matter how much mom, your wife hates her, she just has to smile.

00:46:45.000 And, yeah, do you guys want anything to drink?

00:46:47.000 You okay?

00:46:49.000 I mean, that's pretty rudimentary.

00:46:50.000 If your wife can't handle that, she's a fucking bitch.

00:46:53.000 Don't divorce her, but come on.

00:46:56.000 Smile and take it.

00:46:58.000 My parents are a fucking two bulls in a china shop.

00:47:03.000 And my wife just smiles and bears it.

00:47:06.000 I mean, she doesn't dislike them, but my dad is a lot to handle.

00:47:11.000 Screaming, yelling, falling down the stairs, breaking shit.

00:47:15.000 Like, he's no small beans.

00:47:17.000 He's no shrinking violet.

00:47:20.000 And he'll scream at strangers.

00:47:22.000 He'll scream at my in-laws.

00:47:24.000 I mean, he is not, he cannot be censored.

00:47:27.000 Oh, he's Scottish.

00:47:28.000 Yeah.

00:47:29.000 From Glasgow.

00:47:30.000 The only time he's, I think anyone, the only person who's ever been able to handle him is Unreliabil at our bar.

00:47:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:38.000 Because he said, my dad was like, yes, could I get a tenant lager, please?

00:47:46.000 And Unreliabil goes, dude, I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

00:47:50.000 Speak English or I'm going to call ICE.

00:47:54.000 We will get you out of this country so fucking fast.

00:47:58.000 And my dad was just like, he loved it.

00:48:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:07.000 Yeah, family comes first.

00:48:10.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:10.000 Great time with your dad arguing.

00:48:12.000 I told him that the sun's not really hot.

00:48:15.000 And he goes, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:48:17.000 I go, well, when you go to space, it's fucking 250 degrees below zero.

00:48:22.000 Where's all the fucking heat?

00:48:23.000 Wait, really?

00:48:24.000 Oh, my God.

00:48:25.000 He went mental.

00:48:27.000 He went mental.

00:48:28.000 Wait, is it because there's no object to absorb it?

00:48:31.000 Well, the atmosphere helps.

00:48:32.000 I see.

00:48:34.000 The light rays hit the atmosphere and heat.

00:48:37.000 Now, if you look at the sun and the shimbos.

00:48:40.000 Oh, here we go.

00:48:41.000 $100 from our coffee.

00:48:43.000 Has Tommy Sotomayor been on the show?

00:48:44.000 Many times?

00:48:45.000 Yes.

00:48:45.000 His YouTube channels are always getting removed, and I think he'd be a great addition to sensor.tv.

00:48:49.000 Thank you.

00:48:49.000 You may want to just, I don't know, Google him on our site.

00:48:54.000 Like, do a search.

00:48:55.000 I've had him on my old show a million times.

00:48:57.000 He's one of the oldest Simbos.

00:48:59.000 We get along very well, Tommy and I. 50 bucks.

00:49:01.000 Gavin and Ryan for press VB combo, president, VP.

00:49:05.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:49:07.000 Don't I have to have been born here, though, to be president?

00:49:10.000 You're disqualified.

00:49:11.000 Is Al Franken on your radar someone you respect and left?

00:49:14.000 Why would that be the case?

00:49:16.000 Why would that be the case?

00:49:18.000 No.

00:49:19.000 Damn.

00:49:19.000 Absolutely not.

00:49:21.000 Suck my dick, Al Franken.

00:49:23.000 You fucking.

00:49:23.000 This is really funny.

00:49:24.000 So this is five bucks, though.

00:49:26.000 Thank God the med season is over.

00:49:27.000 I got so sick of your commentary on baseball, considering you became a fan like eight seconds ago.

00:49:31.000 You're basically a confused blue-haired lesbian.

00:49:34.000 But thank you for being a dad that still takes his boy to the ballpark.

00:49:37.000 See, it's nice.

00:49:38.000 It gets you with a sting and then sweetens you.

00:49:40.000 I was thinking about this today.

00:49:41.000 I get no summers.

00:49:43.000 Like 100% of my weekends.

00:49:45.000 And we can't go anywhere because of baseball.

00:49:47.000 So I hope my sons appreciate that I have completely abandoned any kind of free time outside of work to baseball.

00:49:56.000 There's always one of the boys has a game every Saturday or Sunday.

00:50:01.000 And it's like fucking hours.

00:50:03.000 And that's if we're not driving to a game or something.

00:50:06.000 Baseball is my life.

00:50:08.000 $50 from Bryce.

00:50:09.000 He's a great guy for the boys looking into getting John employed when he gets out, regardless of what type of bullshit paperwork they say that he needs.

00:50:17.000 So we've got a couple of new ones here.

00:50:20.000 The degree in mathematics was old news.

00:50:21.000 So the one after that, love wearing flip-flops with my new sunglasses, playing video games as a woman.

00:50:25.000 Also talked to Bryson Gray.

00:50:27.000 You should invite him on the show.

00:50:28.000 Yeah, he's a great guy.

00:50:29.000 Great guy.

00:50:30.000 I'm sick of trying to get guests.

00:50:31.000 They always ghost me.

00:50:34.000 This guy seconds giving Lonnell Harris a show.

00:50:37.000 I guess they've heard of him.

00:50:38.000 Math is easy.

00:50:39.000 Maddie, if you were like Jeffrey Dahmer, how would you cook human liver?

00:50:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:43.000 Also, did you ever eat any man-meat in prison?

00:50:46.000 No man-meat in prison.

00:50:47.000 Oh, yeah, sure.

00:50:48.000 Plenty of people giving it away.

00:50:50.000 You cooked that in the showers, I believe.

00:50:52.000 You eat liver raw, but I like it with bacon and onions myself.

00:50:58.000 Raw with bacon and onions?

00:50:59.000 No, I cook it with bacon and onions.

00:51:02.000 Do you like the texture?

00:51:04.000 I actually learned to like liver in prison.

00:51:07.000 It used to be served every Monday night in FCI Allenwood.

00:51:10.000 Oh, really?

00:51:11.000 Yeah.

00:51:12.000 And it would be cooked.

00:51:13.000 Yeah.

00:51:14.000 Liver and onions.

00:51:15.000 It's good for you, right?

00:51:16.000 Yeah.

00:51:16.000 Oh, it's the most nutrient-dense.

00:51:19.000 Yeah.

00:51:20.000 Well, there's that bodybuilder dude, Liver King, that you do.

00:51:23.000 He's all juiced up.

00:51:24.000 Yeah, also that and gets sued.

00:51:27.000 Anginandolone and Dembalone, Trembolone, Dembolone.

00:51:30.000 But yeah, it's the, like, when wolves and stuff like that make a kill, like, the alpha wolf gets the liver because it's the most nutrient-dense organ in the body.

00:51:40.000 Then the heart next.

00:51:42.000 Huh.

00:51:43.000 Let's take some calls.

00:51:44.000 There's a $50 one there right there, though, too.

00:51:46.000 Where?

00:51:47.000 It's about math.

00:51:48.000 Math is easy.

00:51:49.000 That black dude's a fraud.

00:51:50.000 Proof, a number times a number equals that number added the times of the other number.

00:51:55.000 Fast addition, multiplication, vice versa.

00:51:58.000 Exponents are fast multiplication, Vice versa with roots.

00:52:01.000 We learned this in fifth grade at blue ribbon schools for the perhaps autistic or not retarded, like Ryan.

00:52:08.000 Excuse you.

00:52:09.000 You know, I had your.

00:52:11.000 You know, I regret pointing you out, sir.

00:52:13.000 You've hurt me.

00:52:14.000 God damn it, fix your sound.

00:52:16.000 Why is that so hard?

00:52:16.000 I have everything on full blats and it sounds like you're vomiting into a pillow.

00:52:21.000 It's weird.

00:52:22.000 Is that the one guy?

00:52:22.000 What is his name?

00:52:23.000 Brian.

00:52:24.000 Yeah, I think that's the same guy who said that.

00:52:26.000 I mean, I just opened up the app and I heard it real nice.

00:52:28.000 I know.

00:52:29.000 That's a weird thing.

00:52:30.000 That's the thing about audio is you get these complaints and then you check it on your thing and it's fine.

00:52:37.000 Is that loud?

00:52:38.000 God damn, it fixes your sound.

00:52:40.000 Why is that so hard?

00:52:41.000 How are they all voluminous?

00:52:42.000 It sounds like you're vomiting into a pillow.

00:52:45.000 I think that's as loud as anything else that comes out of my phone.

00:52:48.000 That sounds pretty good to me.

00:52:53.000 I'm not ignoring you, but we can only do so much because I'm looking at the levels and they're going into the red, and I just don't.

00:52:58.000 You can't salvage distorted audio.

00:53:03.000 No clipping.

00:53:04.000 No clipping.

00:53:07.000 Unfortunately, I looked at my phone, and a cop has sent me a picture of a man who fell on a fence and has spikes going through his scrotal sack.

00:53:17.000 I don't want to see that, but you're going to make me show it?

00:53:19.000 That's going to look lovely.

00:53:22.000 So that's not good.

00:53:23.000 Well, at least it didn't remove said scrotum sack and other appendage.

00:53:29.000 I don't know if this scrotum is going to make it.

00:53:32.000 It might not make it.

00:53:33.000 But it's the meat.

00:53:34.000 It's got a lot of spike going through it.

00:53:36.000 We might have to save this for when we show it.

00:53:41.000 Yeah, let's do this behind the paywall because you guys got to see this.

00:53:44.000 We're here with Twitch still, so we haven't been banned.

00:53:47.000 I don't know how.

00:53:49.000 Okay, so I'm going to send these to you now, Ryan, because it shows him initially on the fence, fully dressed, and then it shows him, I'm sorry to laugh, it shows him nude at the hospital where they have the sawed-off piece of fence, and they are trying to figure out what to do with his fucking balls.

00:54:08.000 That is correct, David.

00:54:09.000 That is the primordial thing for our ancestors to do.

00:54:12.000 Just like Liver King, sleeping on the ground with pieces of hay stuck in my...

00:54:18.000 I'm going to call it the Yazoo.

00:54:19.000 Because in Liverking, we don't curse.

00:54:23.000 Our primary ancestors never cursed.

00:54:26.000 They ate liver, that's sad.

00:54:30.000 Nice to meet you.

00:54:32.000 So let's do the thanks for calling thing.

00:54:38.000 Okay.

00:54:39.000 We can open that up.

00:54:40.000 Thanks for calling.

00:54:42.000 We can do whatever you want.

00:54:44.000 Got to turn your mic on now, buddy.

00:54:46.000 You are on air.

00:54:49.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:54:51.000 You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.

00:54:54.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:54:56.000 You have one thing.

00:54:58.000 Thank you for calling.

00:54:59.000 It's great hearing from you.

00:55:00.000 Bye-bye.

00:55:01.000 All right, next call.

00:55:03.000 Oops.

00:55:04.000 There we go.

00:55:06.000 Blam.

00:55:06.000 The numbers on the screen, 718-4006.

00:55:09.000 While we wait for callers to come in, 718-400-6959.

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00:56:17.000 Maddie, didn't you have a CBD store for a while?

00:56:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:22.000 I was part of it, starting it in New York before it was legal.

00:56:25.000 When was that?

00:56:28.000 Right about the time I got sick, around 2017.

00:56:31.000 And it was illegal?

00:56:33.000 No, no, the CBD was legal.

00:56:36.000 And where were the stores?

00:56:38.000 There was a bunch in New York City, and there was the original store we started down in Wilmington, North Carolina.

00:56:44.000 It was cheaper to buy property and stuff.

00:56:48.000 R. Than in New York.

00:56:50.000 Our ancestors never got high.

00:56:53.000 I don't know if that's not.

00:56:54.000 But once THC became legal, there was loopholes and stuff.

00:56:57.000 Like you could start gifting programs and stuff.

00:57:01.000 Like where you don't sell it.

00:57:02.000 Like if you bought $100 worth of stuff from the store, you could pick off a gift list.

00:57:11.000 Hmm.

00:57:12.000 It's a tough business to invest in because you never know if it's going to get shut down.

00:57:16.000 Yeah, it was hard to get credit card processors and banking people to do business with you at that time.

00:57:22.000 You could die from aneurysm on the toilet.

00:57:23.000 You never know.

00:57:25.000 Could happen.

00:57:27.000 It could happen.

00:57:28.000 Hello, G-Dog and Rye Guy.

00:57:30.000 Help me understand this joke.

00:57:31.000 I know everything but the kitchen sink.

00:57:33.000 What's going on with Elon Musk?

00:57:35.000 No, no, no.

00:57:36.000 It's let that sink in.

00:57:38.000 Let that sink in.

00:57:39.000 Yes.

00:57:42.000 Go to this email.

00:57:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:44.000 I was equally confused, sir.

00:57:47.000 I, like you, was thinking everything but the kitchen sink.

00:57:49.000 Like I'm buying everything but the kitchen sink at Twitter.

00:57:53.000 But Maddie and Ryan explained to me that it's let that sink in.

00:57:59.000 This is orange flag?

00:58:02.000 It's everything but the kitchen sink.

00:58:05.000 Unflagged.

00:58:06.000 It's got a purple flag.

00:58:09.000 Purple.

00:58:10.000 That helps me.

00:58:11.000 And that's why I got it.

00:58:12.000 I just made it orange.

00:58:13.000 I just got it, okay?

00:58:15.000 We're going to open it up.

00:58:16.000 We're going to really look at it.

00:58:18.000 In the biggest way.

00:58:19.000 Probably the biggest way.

00:58:20.000 Okay, this is a very anticlimactic way to handle it.

00:58:23.000 And what was it saying?

00:58:26.000 You just can't help it.

00:58:29.000 See, he just Said it when he walked in.

00:58:32.000 Yeah.

00:58:33.000 I don't even get it.

00:58:34.000 If you see the video without the thing, he was like, you know, let it sink in.

00:58:39.000 Yeah.

00:58:39.000 Let this sink in.

00:58:40.000 If you see it without the caption, I guess it's really happening.

00:58:43.000 Right.

00:58:43.000 I'm here.

00:58:44.000 As of right now, actually, 15 minutes ago, Anjal Dapaduti, Bapaduti, left.

00:58:50.000 Oh, no.

00:58:51.000 Yeah.

00:58:52.000 We are losing criteria.

00:58:54.000 We are losing the staffers.

00:58:56.000 Why is it every time there's a big tech controversy or you talk to someone at a big tech company, they are from India, buddy?

00:59:04.000 Yeah.

00:59:04.000 Like, remember when Jack Dorsey was on Joe Rogan?

00:59:07.000 And who was he with?

00:59:08.000 Nanjil Dupandapi.

00:59:12.000 Every single time.

00:59:14.000 Every fucking time, buddy.

00:59:16.000 They are smart to do buggers.

00:59:17.000 Every one time?

00:59:18.000 Well, I think they're cheap.

00:59:21.000 They have the VH1 visas things they do.

00:59:24.000 And they come in, and then they start dominating the culture until it's weird if you're white there.

00:59:28.000 I'll tell you what, they dominate hotels in this country.

00:59:32.000 Yes.

00:59:33.000 50% of motels are owned by someone with the last name Patel.

00:59:39.000 Yeah.

00:59:39.000 And the last name Patel represents a fraction of 1% of the American population.

00:59:43.000 I wonder what's going to change like in minutes.

00:59:45.000 So a half hour ago, Elon Musk takes control of Twitter.

00:59:49.000 I feel like, wouldn't he have a rollout ready to be like, hey, bam?

00:59:53.000 Like, where would that be?

00:59:54.000 It's about to turn 9 o'clock in one minute.

00:59:56.000 What if some crazy shit happens?

00:59:58.000 Let's hope.

00:59:59.000 Let's pray.

01:00:00.000 Well, nothing really crazy could happen.

01:00:01.000 Well, I have insiders there who work there.

01:00:03.000 And I said, so when he buys this, am I getting back on?

01:00:08.000 And they're like, no.

01:00:11.000 Never, my friend.

01:00:13.000 What happens to free speech?

01:00:14.000 Apparently, the plan is to allow 90% of people back on, but 5% on the far right and 5% on the far left are never coming back no matter what.

01:00:28.000 And I was like, but I'm not far right.

01:00:29.000 And they go, yeah, that's the perception.

01:00:32.000 So that's the reality.

01:00:34.000 Fuck.

01:00:35.000 That shit sucks, though.

01:00:36.000 I'm not the motherfucking face.

01:00:38.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:00:39.000 They didn't walk out.

01:00:40.000 He fired them.

01:00:43.000 Yeah, dude.

01:00:43.000 That's pretty funny.

01:00:44.000 Parag Argawal.

01:00:47.000 Bless you.

01:00:48.000 What kind of name is that?

01:00:51.000 I mean, like, let's take away the fact that it's in a different language.

01:00:54.000 Even in a different language, that seems like a pain in the ass.

01:00:57.000 Yeah.

01:00:57.000 Parag Argawal?

01:00:59.000 Oh, shit.

01:01:00.000 He fired that vagina.

01:01:01.000 Oh, that's the girl I was just talking about.

01:01:03.000 Yeah.

01:01:04.000 Who made the decision to permanently suspend Donald Trump?

01:01:09.000 Wow.

01:01:09.000 She's the one who said I was banned because of hate speech.

01:01:18.000 Wow.

01:01:19.000 I thought this whole deal was falling apart.

01:01:22.000 I think they were bound to be fiduciary.

01:01:26.000 Because he offered double what the stock price was.

01:01:30.000 It would be like financial where they wouldn't be fiduciary to look out for their shareholders.

01:01:37.000 Oh, I see.

01:01:39.000 They're obligated to.

01:01:40.000 Right, right, right.

01:01:41.000 So there's a reason he came in and doubled the asking price for it, what the shares were.

01:01:47.000 Right, because they can't say no to them.

01:01:48.000 They can't say no.

01:01:49.000 Yeah, it's like forcing him to commit.

01:01:51.000 Yeah.

01:01:53.000 Because if they had said no, then the stockholders could be like, what are you doing?

01:01:57.000 Yeah, we want to make money, moron.

01:01:58.000 You're recklessly playing with our money.

01:02:03.000 Yeah.

01:02:05.000 This is a Fox News Alert.

01:02:06.000 Elon Musk officially owns Twitter.

01:02:11.000 He bought it not to make money, but to restore free speech to America.

01:02:15.000 If he actually does that, this country will change forever.

01:02:18.000 Immediately after the news came out, the CEO of Twitter, Prague Agarwal, who came to this country and immediately started destroying our most sacred freedom, and the CFO Ninth Siegel, are both gone.

01:02:30.000 Yesterday, Musk walked in the door of Twitter with a sink.

01:02:34.000 Let that sink in, he said.

01:02:37.000 As of tonight, the old regime is officially out, and Elon Musk runs Twitter.

01:02:41.000 We'll see what happens.

01:02:42.000 It could be amazing.

01:02:43.000 Amazing.

01:02:45.000 They were talking last night about how the deep state, like all the intelligence communities have NGOs, which are non-government organizations and cutouts that do a lot of stuff behind the scenes there.

01:03:00.000 And it's like it's going to be an interesting time for Mr. Elon Musk in the near future.

01:03:05.000 Meaning what?

01:03:08.000 They wouldn't really allude to it, but they're like, I hope you understand what powers to be you're going against.

01:03:14.000 Right, right, right.

01:03:15.000 There's certain things that, like, the government basically said that it's against national security.

01:03:19.000 It's a matter of national security.

01:03:20.000 Yeah.

01:03:21.000 Certain things are like this.

01:03:23.000 Because everyone uses Twitter.

01:03:25.000 Like, the government uses Twitter.

01:03:26.000 Right.

01:03:27.000 So it's kind of, it's going to be an interesting takeover.

01:03:33.000 I think they have by the balls.

01:03:34.000 Like, he's got no way to change certain things, basically.

01:03:39.000 Anyway.

01:03:40.000 If the West is the best and Germany is among the best of the West, how do you explain all the Nazi bullshit?

01:03:44.000 Asking for my friend who's too chicken shit and cheap to ask for himself.

01:03:48.000 That was what?

01:03:48.000 Like a couple years?

01:03:51.000 Nobody's perfect.

01:03:52.000 Germany's a fantastic country.

01:03:54.000 Wonderful.

01:03:54.000 They've been back since like the 40s or something.

01:03:56.000 And they're really fucking up now.

01:03:59.000 What's going on with this background, Ryan?

01:04:02.000 Is that on purpose?

01:04:03.000 Yeah.

01:04:04.000 Okay.

01:04:06.000 Do we have any calls?

01:04:08.000 We do have calls.

01:04:12.000 And here's our first one here.

01:04:14.000 It's Brian.

01:04:18.000 You're on the line.

01:04:19.000 Brian, 765.

01:04:24.000 Yo.

01:04:26.000 Hey, man.

01:04:28.000 You guys hear me?

01:04:29.000 These are your boys from England, the Northern boys.

01:04:31.000 They got another hit out today.

01:04:32.000 Just dropped like six hours ago.

01:04:35.000 Oh, cool.

01:04:36.000 Yeah, you guys should check it out.

01:04:37.000 It's called Nobody Likes Me.

01:04:40.000 Okay, we'll check that out.

01:04:41.000 Thanks for calling.

01:04:42.000 Also, Gavin, you fucking get one thing.

01:04:44.000 Thanks for calling.

01:04:45.000 Thanks for calling.

01:04:46.000 We don't do the word also on this.

01:04:48.000 You get the fade.

01:04:49.000 You get faded out.

01:04:50.000 You could try to make it a run-on sound.

01:04:52.000 I can't get faded out because that fucking new barbershop, the guy is, it's like getting a brunch date with Mick Jagger.

01:04:59.000 Really?

01:04:59.000 Yeah.

01:05:00.000 If you go on his site now, the next available time is like November 3rd.

01:05:04.000 What?

01:05:05.000 Which is like, what, Tuesday or something like that?

01:05:09.000 that's not how haircuts work.

01:05:10.000 You don't go, I'm going to want to get a haircut in a week.

01:05:15.000 No. 614 is on the lore.

01:05:18.000 I've got to get back to my old gym, man.

01:05:20.000 Fuck this new gym.

01:05:21.000 I'm missing out on that awesome pizza place, a great barbershop, all my buddies, boxing buddies, to what?

01:05:28.000 Do aerobics with some Mexican teenager?

01:05:32.000 Are you working on a plan?

01:05:34.000 Yes.

01:05:37.000 But the last words I had with the gym coach was, never text me again.

01:05:42.000 I don't text people when they say.

01:05:43.000 People say things in the heat of the moment.

01:05:45.000 I know, but I don't text people who say never text me again.

01:05:49.000 Cavemen never kept their word because they never said words.

01:05:52.000 They just said, liver.

01:05:57.000 Okay.

01:05:59.000 We have somebody online.

01:06:00.000 What you guys say?

01:06:01.000 Go ahead there.

01:06:02.000 Caller.

01:06:04.000 Hey, can you guys hear me?

01:06:06.000 Yes, sir.

01:06:06.000 East.

01:06:08.000 So, Gavin, I wanted to know why you're going over everything Kanye's been saying with a fine-tooth comb, like scrutinizing all of his statements, clowning him and his message.

01:06:19.000 I don't think I've been clowning him.

01:06:22.000 In fact, my job.

01:06:24.000 You've been clowning him very hard.

01:06:26.000 No, I think what I've been saying is I don't think he said anything that outrageous.

01:06:32.000 The outtakes with the Tucker interview were pretty absurd, but I think I made it clear that that's to be expected.

01:06:39.000 When you're doing a long interview, there's going to be some dumb shit.

01:06:41.000 But Jews are wildly, disproportionately represented in the media, in management.

01:06:48.000 You'd be a fool to deny that.

01:06:50.000 The question is, is there malfeasance?

01:06:52.000 Are they out to destroy America?

01:06:55.000 Yeah, true.

01:06:57.000 But I don't know.

01:06:58.000 I feel like the way you've been commenting on this or providing your commentary, you just kind of make him look like a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about.

01:07:06.000 And I don't think that's very positive for us guys.

01:07:08.000 No, we joke about him because he says some goofy shit.

01:07:11.000 So do you think I'm a coward who's scared of Jewish power in America?

01:07:16.000 No, no, no, no.

01:07:17.000 I think you're having fun just laughing at someone, but I think that has repercussions, I guess, throughout our culture, you know, on the right.

01:07:27.000 I can't fully accept Kanye as a live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.

01:07:32.000 If we jump in with both feet to Kanye's message, he's going to say something that we go, what?

01:07:39.000 He didn't deny that he was a black Hebrew Israelite, and he says that I am Jew, and he says some other shit that isn't necessarily Christian.

01:07:46.000 It's just like, you know, not everything he says is Christian.

01:07:50.000 Shut up, Ryan.

01:07:50.000 Why is Ryan doing the talking for you?

01:07:52.000 I want to hear from Gavin.

01:07:53.000 I know more about Kanye than you could ever hope to.

01:07:55.000 Well, bro, I'm asking Gavin about it.

01:07:58.000 Yeah, I think he responded.

01:08:00.000 I said, we've been joking around because he's a weird dude who's funny, but I think I've been giving him a lot of credibility.

01:08:06.000 I actually had a whole segment on Kanye and the Jewish question.

01:08:12.000 I guess we'll do it on Monday.

01:08:15.000 Yeah.

01:08:16.000 But I think I've been pretty fair to him.

01:08:19.000 You do support him and what he's trying to do.

01:08:22.000 Here's my thing about the Jays.

01:08:26.000 I think it's a bad distribution of your anger to focus on Jews.

01:08:31.000 There is a problem in the white community that is self-hatred and ethnomasochism.

01:08:38.000 This happens especially with elite Jews.

01:08:41.000 I mean, sorry, elite whites.

01:08:42.000 Now, a lot of elite whites are Jewish.

01:08:45.000 And yes, they do dominate the media, banking, whatever.

01:08:49.000 They also dominate medicine and all kinds of things.

01:08:55.000 There are characteristics that are Jewish.

01:08:57.000 And I think a lot of them are very positive.

01:08:59.000 I remember I was with the, I would go to these secret talks that were like these alt-right dinners.

01:09:05.000 And John Derbyshire would be there, Peter Brimelow, Jared Taylor was there once, Ann Coulter.

01:09:11.000 And I remember John Derbyshire saying, your movement is nothing without Jews.

01:09:17.000 And he just said, and this is the alt-right movement.

01:09:20.000 And it was just like, I don't know what it is about them.

01:09:22.000 They're just great at organizing.

01:09:24.000 They're great at getting things going.

01:09:27.000 And whether it's a magazine or an alt-right dinner party, the Jews are really good at it.

01:09:33.000 And you know what's funny?

01:09:34.000 We had that Jewish guy, Mike, as one of the OG Proud Boys here in New York City.

01:09:39.000 And I kicked him out for going to Charlottesville.

01:09:42.000 But the night of my talk at the Metropolitan Club, he called me, sorry, the night before the talk, he called me and he goes, look, man, here's what's going on.

01:09:50.000 The media really needs there to be violence from the right.

01:09:53.000 So they're going to be spending lots of money to taunt you, to try to get you to fight.

01:09:59.000 And if you take the bait, they're going to blow it up and make it a big thing for the midterms.

01:10:05.000 So here's what you do.

01:10:07.000 You bring pillows.

01:10:09.000 This is after he's already kicked out of the club, by the way.

01:10:11.000 You bring pillows to the talk.

01:10:13.000 All the Proud Boys should be walking around with pillows.

01:10:16.000 And when they get jumped by Antifa, they start swinging pillows.

01:10:20.000 And then the media is going to get these shots of Proud Boys with pillows fighting Antifa.

01:10:25.000 Now, that night, Proud Boys brought pillows.

01:10:28.000 Oh.

01:10:29.000 And then they left them at the Metropolitan Club because they thought the whole night was over.

01:10:33.000 Yeah.

01:10:34.000 But our friend Michael was correct.

01:10:36.000 That's crazy.

01:10:37.000 I do remember.

01:10:37.000 Jew nailed it.

01:10:38.000 And if we had listened to him, you guys wouldn't be in prison.

01:10:42.000 When you say he nailed it, do you mean our Lord and Savior to the cross?

01:10:47.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:10:50.000 Can I say one thing?

01:10:50.000 I was watching Tim Pool the other day, and Ian Crossland, who usually says retarded shit, brought up a good point.

01:10:55.000 And I thought Tim Poole was going to be like, Ian, shut up.

01:10:58.000 But he made a good point.

01:10:59.000 He said that he talked to people that practice Judaism, and he said one of the tenets is if you have an opportunity and you don't take it, that you're basically insulting God because that's greatness and an opportunity that you are, you know, his greatness is supposed to shine through you.

01:11:14.000 Everything that you do in your greatness shows the blessings and greatness of God.

01:11:19.000 But then there's that element of greed.

01:11:21.000 So you take all the opportunities, then you get to like a really top position, and then you start doing fucky shit.

01:11:27.000 And now all of a sudden, a couple of really bad apples make the whole enterprise of being opportunistic look bad and greedy.

01:11:35.000 And that was a good point.

01:11:38.000 Another thing I hate about the JQ is how it dominates conversations.

01:11:42.000 It's almost like a computer virus.

01:11:44.000 And it just, you bring it up once, and then every show, every call has to be about Jews.

01:11:49.000 I like what Cernovich said.

01:11:50.000 He's like, I'll talk about Jews like once a week for like an hour, and then we got to get on with our lives.

01:12:00.000 What's that super chat talk?

01:12:02.000 It's called Fiduciary Responsibility Retards, JK.

01:12:05.000 Elon buying Twatter is huge.

01:12:07.000 Deep State is freaking out.

01:12:08.000 Twitter equals CIA PSYOP.

01:12:11.000 Here's $100 for the boys.

01:12:14.000 My wife, who's Japanese, calls you the fuck you guy because every time she hears me listening to you, there's some vulgarity coming across the speaker.

01:12:20.000 Fuck you!

01:12:25.000 The favor I'm asking is that you say the most vulgar thing you can in Japanese so I can share with her.

01:12:34.000 That's kind of a lot to ask for.

01:12:35.000 Yeah, vulgar Japanese.

01:12:37.000 Now I've got to go look up, like...

01:12:40.000 Worst Japanese.

01:12:41.000 I mean, baka is stupid.

01:12:42.000 Baka is stupid.

01:12:43.000 She can say like baka gai jing.

01:12:45.000 You get that a lot when you're white in Japan, even though they don't think you know what it means.

01:12:48.000 Kuraso, the kaio pie is big titties.

01:12:53.000 Oh, wow.

01:12:54.000 Chi side ching-ching is small dick.

01:12:57.000 Wow.

01:12:58.000 They must use that a lot.

01:13:02.000 Do they ever not say that?

01:13:03.000 I mean, these might be slang terms.

01:13:04.000 I mean, I've only been to Japan three times, but.

01:13:06.000 I'm a just a kiding at it.

01:13:10.000 $25 one.

01:13:11.000 Kutsno.

01:13:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:12.000 Shikuso.

01:13:16.000 Kutso?

01:13:18.000 Yeah.

01:13:20.000 It means fuck and damn and shit.

01:13:22.000 You know what was fun?

01:13:24.000 When I was teaching English in Taiwan, I would get these, it was mostly kindergarten kids because no one else wanted to teach them, but I'd also do business people.

01:13:32.000 And they'd be sitting down.

01:13:33.000 I'm talking to some woman who, by the way, would pick her nose.

01:13:36.000 Chinese people would just like pick their nose and like talk or just like cough in your face or sneeze in your face.

01:13:42.000 But anyway, they'd be talking and they'd go, so motherfucker, that's bad, right?

01:13:48.000 I'm like, yeah, yeah, you don't say that.

01:13:50.000 What about fucking shit?

01:13:52.000 Like, when are times when you could fucking say shit about some fucking whore slut fuck face?

01:13:58.000 And you're like, wow.

01:13:59.000 I would avoid all of those.

01:14:01.000 Maybe if you're not at work and you're at a bar, you might go with shit or goddamn.

01:14:08.000 But motherfucker, that's just...

01:14:13.000 No.

01:14:14.000 It's not going to come up.

01:14:15.000 Most languages, the first words learned are the insults and curses.

01:14:20.000 Yeah.

01:14:21.000 Aho.

01:14:23.000 Aho.

01:14:24.000 What's this one?

01:14:25.000 Again?

01:14:26.000 Shithead.

01:14:28.000 Kusuyaro!

01:14:30.000 Kusuyaro!

01:14:31.000 That's a shithead.

01:14:34.000 So that's funny that that's an insult over there, too.

01:14:37.000 You don't want your head to be made of poo.

01:14:38.000 No, terrible.

01:14:40.000 Here's a couple more of those chats.

01:14:43.000 They look pretty cool.

01:14:44.000 $50 right at the bottom.

01:14:46.000 $50.

01:14:47.000 Yep.

01:14:48.000 I'm a female Sergeant Army vet.

01:14:50.000 Can you please start a Proud Girls Club since I can't be in the Proud Boys?

01:14:52.000 There was the Proud Boys Girls for a while.

01:14:57.000 Hope that you probably suffer from prison and get some sort of life back.

01:15:00.000 We got a lot of good options for them when they get out.

01:15:02.000 I think Max can just go back to the railroads.

01:15:05.000 But John's got that welding company that contacted us and a few other ideas.

01:15:10.000 Now, it's $50 one at the bottom.

01:15:12.000 See, the ones at the bottom are likely to disappear quicker.

01:15:14.000 Okay, pardon me for asking so many times about a Swiss Army knife.

01:15:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:17.000 We already got that.

01:15:18.000 We don't have to read ones that aren't $100.

01:15:20.000 Bamp and should we say bottom?

01:15:23.000 So I hope you're keeping an eye on that so we don't not read some.

01:15:26.000 Okay.

01:15:27.000 Because I did not like the aesthetics of that fucking off the chart.

01:15:33.000 That's why I'm trying to blast out the bottom ones first.

01:15:36.000 Yeah, let's blast out the bottom.

01:15:39.000 It's basically every hangover.

01:15:40.000 Is it like beat on the brat?

01:15:42.000 The explicit version?

01:15:44.000 Yes.

01:15:45.000 Beat out the brat.

01:15:49.000 I was sharpening a large pencil on Wednesday, and someone here wants us to see that here's a tip for sharpening larger than average pencils.

01:15:58.000 I'm glad you brought this up because tonight my son was doing, my nine-year-old was doing his math homework, and he was trying to sharpen with those little sharpeners.

01:16:06.000 Have they ever worked?

01:16:08.000 Those things suck shit.

01:16:10.000 They always get a piece of graphite at the tip and then you don't get sharp or they just keep breaking your pencil.

01:16:16.000 And he was sitting there for like a minute.

01:16:17.000 I go, give me that.

01:16:18.000 I took a sharp knife, like a carry around, you're going to stab someone knife, and just went and had a perfect, a nice long piece of graphite, too.

01:16:26.000 Now, if you're sharpening them and the graphite keeps shooting out, throw that pencil out.

01:16:32.000 It's a piece of shit pencil.

01:16:33.000 It's broken inside the pen.

01:16:35.000 Or it's such crappy graphite that it keeps falling apart.

01:16:39.000 I hate those pencils that aren't like real wood.

01:16:41.000 Yeah.

01:16:41.000 They look like wood, but they're like plastic.

01:16:45.000 Right.

01:16:46.000 Not a Ticonaroga.

01:16:47.000 They'll never do that to you.

01:16:48.000 You should go through your pencils a lot faster because it's a carbonous pencil, though.

01:16:52.000 Yeah, that's a different ass pencil.

01:16:53.000 No, this is still a good tip, though.

01:16:55.000 Nice pun.

01:16:56.000 And so by the time you get something that's useful, you've taken half an inch off your pencil.

01:17:01.000 The better way, and the way everyone should do it, and everyone does do it, is by turning it around, bracing your thumb against the side of the pencil, and then carefully using the increased leverage that exists in the palm of your hand.

01:17:20.000 Look at those hot, fucking meaty hands.

01:17:23.000 Sausage fingers.

01:17:24.000 He cares about the length of the life of a pencil.

01:17:28.000 Is this what you want, trans men?

01:17:32.000 If you aren't getting the same kind of boner I'm getting, you're not a trans man.

01:17:38.000 Oh my God.

01:17:40.000 Like you should want to jump into the screen right now and have a beer with this guy.

01:17:45.000 This really is like a woman eating a banana, but for men, yeah, like I want to go work.

01:17:51.000 What are you working on?

01:17:52.000 Can I carry some 2x4s?

01:17:54.000 Like I want to work with him.

01:17:57.000 I want to prance around on his feet like that puppy girl On a leash.

01:18:00.000 Wait, I've never seen one of those before.

01:18:02.000 There's a sharpener for a square pencil versus what I'm sharpening pulling towards me in the palm of my hand.

01:18:09.000 Can you see the difference?

01:18:12.000 Now I know that these things exist.

01:18:14.000 They're sort of a modern adaptation, a pencil sharpener, right?

01:18:19.000 Forget it.

01:18:20.000 Now, you may use that in your shop.

01:18:21.000 You may use that at your fence.

01:18:23.000 You may use that in a more sort of sanitary environment.

01:18:26.000 But just keep a sharp utility.

01:18:29.000 Draw it towards you carefully using the leverage between.

01:18:32.000 Anyway, what are we working on?

01:18:33.000 What do you got there?

01:18:34.000 Are you building a deck?

01:18:35.000 You got some rebar there?

01:18:37.000 Foundation for something.

01:18:38.000 Foundation?

01:18:38.000 Can I get in there?

01:18:39.000 What do you want me to do?

01:18:40.000 Want me to bring in some cement?

01:18:42.000 What do I do?

01:18:44.000 Exactly.

01:18:45.000 Cement.

01:18:46.000 Okay, I think we can get behind the paywall.

01:18:48.000 And then we can show that guy with the balls.

01:18:51.000 The spike through his balls.

01:18:52.000 But my balls are.

01:18:53.000 So that's sort of what the show is like.

01:18:54.000 Actually, no show is ever like this.

01:18:57.000 I guess you get to learn a bit about our personalities, but Maddie's only here for the live show.

01:19:02.000 We do letters, but we don't take calls on any other day.

01:19:07.000 So it's weird that we do this because we do this to give non-subscribers a taste of the show, and then we give them a show that's nothing like any show during the week.

01:19:15.000 But I think if you go to censored.tv, you can see the free samples and get a better idea on what the show is usually like.

01:19:22.000 You can get tickets for the new show coming up in New York City.

01:19:26.000 Yeah, when is that?

01:19:27.000 Fucking great question.

01:19:28.000 The 10th, I think?

01:19:29.000 Is it?

01:19:30.000 November 10th?

01:19:31.000 Oh, boy.

01:19:33.000 Someone was saying, you should get the Hells Angels to do security and just beat everyone up.

01:19:38.000 First of all, I don't think they're looking to do bodyguard work.

01:19:42.000 Secondly, everyone just goes to jail when they do security at my things.

01:19:48.000 And then someone else was saying, why didn't you go out with Alex Stein and fuck with people, you pussy?

01:19:55.000 That's a good question.

01:19:57.000 I definitely considered it, but I just really wanted the show to go on.

01:20:00.000 And I knew if I went out there, there'd be pepper spray.

01:20:03.000 And also, I would get violent and start fighting people.

01:20:07.000 And that would be two arrests at least.

01:20:10.000 Maybe more.

01:20:11.000 And four years in jail.

01:20:13.000 So not worth it.

01:20:15.000 It's not worth it.

01:20:16.000 It's not exactly a fair fight.

01:20:18.000 Need anger.

01:20:21.000 Okay, we're going to go keep doing what we're doing.

01:20:23.000 We've got another 35 minutes.

01:20:25.000 And for all you freeloaders, you should subscribe to censored.tv.

01:20:28.000 It's 10 bucks a month.

01:20:29.000 That's like, what, a beer and a half a month, depending on where you live.

01:20:33.000 Until then, get fired.

01:20:35.000 Get in trouble.

01:20:36.000 Be brave.

01:20:37.000 And never stop fighting.

01:20:39.000 Oh.

01:21:02.000 Get in trouble.

01:21:03.000 Be brave.

01:21:04.000 And never stop fighting.

01:21:09.000 Violent protest over a speaker on campus here.

01:21:12.000 Fuck you, Normie.

01:21:13.000 He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.

01:21:16.000 He's the co-founder of Vice.

01:21:17.000 Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.

01:21:23.000 SiriusXF, who was the plug on Anthony Cooney this week.

01:21:26.000 You got big fucking pigs.

01:21:32.000 I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.

01:21:35.000 You shouldn't do it.

01:21:36.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.

01:21:40.000 This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.

01:21:43.000 Wow.

01:21:45.000 I've been made noise.

01:21:46.000 I've been bullied.

01:21:47.000 I've made my IT.

01:21:48.000 No more.

01:21:49.000 Filthy.

01:21:50.000 You can't.

01:21:52.000 They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.

01:21:54.000 They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.

01:22:10.000 Is that the Northern Boys?

01:22:11.000 It is.

01:22:13.000 It is.

01:22:14.000 What's the song?

01:22:15.000 Nobody likes me.

01:22:20.000 bowling that's bowling in the uk i got a cat and his name is patrick pkj got jealous of the tactic when i say hi i get shut down When I'm outside, I get stressed out.

01:22:43.000 When I got people around, I'm anxious.

01:22:45.000 Nobody likes me.

01:22:45.000 What the fuck now?

01:22:46.000 When I say hi, that's really good.

01:22:48.000 I call bullshit on this.

01:22:50.000 That they write it or say.

01:22:51.000 Millie Vanilli.

01:22:52.000 Yeah.

01:22:53.000 This is Milly Vanilli.

01:22:54.000 Some young people are writing those lyrics.

01:22:56.000 That's Sucky Vanuckies, because that's fucking dopey Gnope.

01:23:01.000 Doesn't get on your own nerves.

01:23:05.000 2-1-0, you're on the low.

01:23:08.000 What's going on there, Caller?

01:23:09.000 Hello?

01:23:10.000 Hey, how are y'all?

01:23:11.000 Good.

01:23:12.000 How you doing?

01:23:13.000 Doing good.

01:23:15.000 That $100 caller called in and didn't get his whole thing.

01:23:20.000 It's Lonel Harris Live 2.

01:23:23.000 Yeah, what is that?

01:23:24.000 Lonel Harris Harris 2.

01:23:26.000 I thought we already covered it.

01:23:27.000 I mean, what's so great about this?

01:23:29.000 No, it's not that guy.

01:23:30.000 It's the wrong guy.

01:23:31.000 He has 36,000 subscribers.

01:23:33.000 There's two black comedians called Lonnell Harris.

01:23:37.000 I'm pretty sure the other guy probably is hating on the other guy because he's conservative.

01:23:42.000 He gets a lot of hate because he's black and he's conservative.

01:23:47.000 The one is Hilarious Dr. Oz and John Fetterman, which was like, I think, yesterday.

01:23:52.000 Okay, let's check it out.

01:23:53.000 Thanks for calling.

01:23:54.000 It's hilarious, yeah.

01:23:55.000 Just right in the middle of it.

01:23:56.000 It should be good.

01:23:57.000 Right in the middle.

01:23:58.000 All right.

01:24:02.000 Hello.

01:24:04.000 That is the American bargain.

01:24:07.000 Who in the fuck?

01:24:09.000 I heard of American Dream.

01:24:11.000 If you work full-time, you should be able to live in dignity as well, true.

01:24:16.000 As well, true.

01:24:17.000 If you work, you should be able to live in dignity as well.

01:24:21.000 True.

01:24:22.000 What is true as well, right?

01:24:23.000 I mean, is he reading the words backwards?

01:24:27.000 This is closed captioning.

01:24:30.000 I was tripping on how he was reading the words backwards earlier, right?

01:24:34.000 I'm like, why is he making these sentences backwards?

01:24:36.000 Now I understand.

01:24:37.000 He's reading the fucking words backwards.

01:24:40.000 Look when he messes up, right?

01:24:41.000 I guess he can frequently discriminate and shit, but look when a closed caption comes up, right?

01:24:47.000 That's when he fucked up and reads it backwards.

01:24:49.000 Look at it.

01:24:51.000 So what about the scenario that his health does get worse?

01:24:55.000 And I believe they haven't had any businesses being being subsidized by not paying individuals that just simply can't be to pay their own way.

01:25:09.000 And another big issue for voters is abortion.

01:25:12.000 Mr. Owens, we will be.

01:25:13.000 Anybody that works for him and is putting him up to this needs to be never allowed to abortion.

01:25:18.000 Yeah, we're going to do a deep dive tomorrow on this.

01:25:20.000 That's terrible.

01:25:21.000 What a shit.

01:25:22.000 He has no cognitive damage.

01:25:25.000 He's toast.

01:25:26.000 So that guy, you never see his face?

01:25:29.000 Let's see.

01:25:30.000 His face.

01:25:31.000 The only guy who can pull that off successfully, in my experience, has been AIU.

01:25:35.000 Let's see.

01:25:38.000 No, so he just comments.

01:25:39.000 Wait, what about his shorts?

01:25:41.000 Because I thought I saw a black face.

01:25:43.000 Well, scroll up.

01:25:44.000 There was one, I think, with the guy from Georgia, the racist guy.

01:25:49.000 You think this is a Vladimir Putin price hike?

01:25:51.000 Oh, okay, no, that's it.

01:25:52.000 What was it?

01:25:53.000 Scroll down a little bit.

01:25:57.000 Oh, wait, it was under videos, right?

01:25:59.000 Let's see.

01:26:00.000 Right there.

01:26:01.000 Is that him?

01:26:02.000 Right where?

01:26:02.000 Hilarious.

01:26:03.000 Oh, no, it's Herschel Warren.

01:26:04.000 Stadie Vance, Herschel Washington.

01:26:06.000 Warner.

01:26:07.000 Maybe he doesn't.

01:26:08.000 I mean, his profile picture has a picture.

01:26:11.000 Maybe.

01:26:13.000 Wait, what is this?

01:26:14.000 Oh, he's a cartoon man?

01:26:16.000 So kind of like AI.

01:26:17.000 Wait, is this him?

01:26:18.000 Wait, this is him.

01:26:20.000 They down here celebrating on the staple center.

01:26:23.000 They're tearing shit up.

01:26:24.000 Look at this shit.

01:26:25.000 Stopping, stopping.

01:26:28.000 They said somebody got stabbed.

01:26:29.000 Look, police down that way.

01:26:30.000 Yeah, maybe he's anonymous.

01:26:33.000 All right, whatever.

01:26:33.000 We spent way too much time on that.

01:26:35.000 22 calls on the line.

01:26:36.000 Do we want to hit those?

01:26:37.000 Yes.

01:26:37.000 All right.

01:26:38.000 Sir.

01:26:39.000 We got Troy 630.

01:26:43.000 Go ahead, Troy.

01:26:44.000 Hey, General.

01:26:45.000 What's up?

01:26:45.000 Hey, man.

01:26:46.000 Hey, my dad and two brothers and I were supposed to go to your show here in Chicago, and after he bought the tickets, it said you had to be 21 to attend, so we couldn't go.

01:26:54.000 The question is, what the fuck?

01:26:56.000 That's fucked up.

01:26:58.000 We could probably work that out when you go to the plate.

01:27:00.000 I mean, these aren't purely...

01:27:04.000 Oh, I'm 18, and my older brother's 20, and my younger brother's about to be 17.

01:27:08.000 Fuck.

01:27:09.000 Huh.

01:27:09.000 So your teens got gypped.

01:27:11.000 Well, send me your information to the mailbag and we'll get you a refund.

01:27:18.000 We already got the refund.

01:27:19.000 It was taken care of.

01:27:19.000 I'm just saying, what the fuck?

01:27:20.000 We should be allowed to come see your show.

01:27:22.000 That's right.

01:27:22.000 Yeah, these aren't just bars, so that doesn't make sense to me.

01:27:25.000 We'll look into it.

01:27:26.000 Yeah, sorry.

01:27:27.000 Life is cruel.

01:27:28.000 Thanks for calling.

01:27:31.000 You got something to look forward to when you get older.

01:27:33.000 There you go.

01:27:36.000 Joe, 636, you're in the licks.

01:27:39.000 Yo, what's up, cuties?

01:27:41.000 What's going on, man?

01:27:43.000 So I was wondering, you played Gilliband before the show a couple months ago.

01:27:50.000 Yes.

01:27:50.000 And I was wondering if you heard about their name change drama.

01:27:54.000 That's actually in my notes to discuss at some point.

01:27:58.000 Oh, shit, yeah.

01:27:58.000 I sent you an email about it, too.

01:28:00.000 We didn't get to.

01:28:02.000 But yeah, they were called Girl Band for no apparent reason.

01:28:07.000 And they pussied out.

01:28:08.000 Are you Joey?

01:28:10.000 Yeah, it's me.

01:28:11.000 Yeah, we got your email.

01:28:14.000 They put out a thing.

01:28:15.000 Thanks for calling.

01:28:16.000 We'll look at this now.

01:28:17.000 Gilliband or Pussies.

01:28:18.000 Guys, you opened the show with Gilliband.

01:28:20.000 They're a great band.

01:28:21.000 But check out this notice they put out.

01:28:24.000 We are changing our band name.

01:28:26.000 Can you not find this, Ryan?

01:28:28.000 Yeah, I got it.

01:28:29.000 We're changing our band name.

01:28:30.000 We'll no longer be performing or releasing records under the name Girl Band.

01:28:33.000 We apologize for choosing a misgendered name in the first place.

01:28:36.000 And to anyone who has been hurt or affected by it, when we're starting off with chosen without much thought, from a place of naivete, spelled wrong, and ignorance, we had no grasp of the weight of it at the time.

01:28:48.000 In the past few years, we have found it impossible to justify or explain this choice.

01:28:54.000 What the fuck is happening?

01:28:55.000 Who cares what you name your band?

01:28:57.000 Yeah, aren't they questioning gender roles anyway?

01:28:59.000 They're like, we're guys named girls.

01:29:02.000 That seems like.

01:29:02.000 Regardless of our intention, the effect of the name has been damaging to individuals.

01:29:07.000 Blah, blah, fucking blah.

01:29:08.000 Thank you for those who spoke up.

01:29:10.000 Capitulating pussies.

01:29:12.000 It's like, kill me last.

01:29:14.000 I'm so sorry.

01:29:16.000 That's a good name for a band.

01:29:17.000 Kill me last.

01:29:19.000 Capitulating pussies.

01:29:20.000 Oh, that's pretty good, too.

01:29:26.000 All right, let's take another call.

01:29:27.000 There's Claude.

01:29:29.000 Hello.

01:29:29.000 Claude, Claude.

01:29:30.000 Claude the fraud.

01:29:32.000 What's up?

01:29:32.000 Hey, man, Gavin, Saul, y'all in Orlando, fucking hilarious.

01:29:40.000 I encourage y'all to keep on doing that.

01:29:43.000 I know that you were recently trying to do something with Alex and was kind of shut down.

01:29:52.000 But I was wondering, you know, Alex, Alex is like you in the troll factor, but he hasn't got the baggage.

01:30:03.000 You know, and because he hasn't had the baggage, people see how funny he is.

01:30:09.000 And I just think that it would be great to see you in the public eye trolling, but also showing that you're not a monster.

01:30:20.000 You're just a hilarious freaking troll.

01:30:25.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:30:25.000 So I should have gone out with those students and started yelling at them and stuff?

01:30:30.000 Well, no, I mean, I think that you should do, you could have, but I think that you should do it on your own accord.

01:30:40.000 You know, like with confronting politicians or celebrities.

01:30:48.000 I'm not saying that you do things like Alex, but you do things off the cuff impromptu where there's no time to develop some sort of protest.

01:31:03.000 Yeah, maybe I used to do that a lot more.

01:31:05.000 I went to some Trump rallies in 2015, but I don't know.

01:31:11.000 Going out in public these days is a constant state of violence.

01:31:14.000 It's hard to sort of do corrections.

01:31:15.000 Oh, no.

01:31:16.000 Yeah, and I know that you've got security and considering the winds of the current political cycle, like legal implications, but I just think that if more people were exposed to who you really are, that's a good point.

01:31:39.000 Thanks for calling.

01:31:40.000 Yeah.

01:31:41.000 Next.

01:31:41.000 That guy seems kind of sloppy.

01:31:43.000 I think he was using a speech jammer or listening to the show at the same time, so it was distracting him.

01:31:48.000 That's my theory.

01:31:49.000 Let's look at that guy with the spikes through his balls.

01:31:50.000 You ready?

01:31:51.000 NSFW, warning, warning.

01:31:54.000 This is super hard.

01:31:55.000 Oh, my God.

01:31:56.000 Oh, you haven't seen it yet?

01:31:57.000 No.

01:31:58.000 This guy, I don't know if he jumped out a window or what.

01:32:01.000 I received this from a police officer.

01:32:04.000 All right, I'm getting them all together.

01:32:07.000 I got to get all these.

01:32:08.000 1410.

01:32:10.000 What's the date?

01:32:11.000 so it was like a week ago, but I guess he jumped out of a...

01:32:18.000 So that doesn't look so bad.

01:32:20.000 Oh, well.

01:32:22.000 You tried to jump over a fence?

01:32:24.000 What happened there?

01:32:25.000 You're okay.

01:32:27.000 That's fine.

01:32:28.000 Oh, wait.

01:32:29.000 No.

01:32:30.000 Oh, it went through your body.

01:32:32.000 Through my balls, dude.

01:32:34.000 Oh, okay.

01:32:35.000 That's impaling yourself pretty badly.

01:32:37.000 We got two garbages there.

01:32:39.000 Yeah, well, they had to cut the...

01:32:43.000 Wow.

01:32:45.000 What's that, like ice?

01:32:46.000 What's he lying on?

01:32:49.000 Get nice and close on that.

01:32:51.000 Oh, for fuck's sake.

01:32:52.000 Spoil.

01:32:53.000 Go up a bit there.

01:32:54.000 I'm glad it's pixelated.

01:32:55.000 Now that spike on the left is not a problem.

01:32:57.000 The spike on the right seems to be going through his...

01:33:05.000 Yeah.

01:33:05.000 That's a tough one.

01:33:06.000 It's tough.

01:33:07.000 You can still make cum with one ball, you know.

01:33:09.000 Yeah.

01:33:11.000 So that's livable.

01:33:13.000 And then the third one seems to be going through some pretty serious skin.

01:33:17.000 Yeah, it's like your hip.

01:33:19.000 What do we got in the next one?

01:33:20.000 Oh, yeah, that's the scrotum.

01:33:21.000 That's the jumblies.

01:33:26.000 That's in the bag.

01:33:27.000 Well, he's lucky it's not through his rectum.

01:33:30.000 Oh, my God.

01:33:30.000 Nearly killed him.

01:33:32.000 Yeah.

01:33:32.000 Rectum.

01:33:33.000 He's what, an inch away from his taint and all kinds of other more important stuff.

01:33:38.000 You're talking about colossum bags.

01:33:40.000 So what are we going to do here?

01:33:42.000 They're probably going to put him out and then work it out.

01:33:46.000 What else can you do?

01:33:47.000 You can just become goth and leave it there.

01:33:50.000 If you leave it there, that's the coolest piercing ever.

01:33:52.000 I think you got a like saw, but now you got steel fragments everywhere.

01:33:58.000 You're right.

01:33:59.000 No, they're just going to slide it out.

01:34:03.000 They don't want to pull that out because it'll bleed everywhere right away.

01:34:05.000 Is there much ball blood?

01:34:07.000 Or would just cum drip out?

01:34:09.000 Would it be like cum blood?

01:34:11.000 I don't know.

01:34:12.000 Wow.

01:34:13.000 Where do they go?

01:34:14.000 It's not a good predicament to be in.

01:34:17.000 Stay away from those wrought iron fences.

01:34:20.000 Wow.

01:34:21.000 But they're my balls, dude.

01:34:23.000 Maybe he was wasted and he was climbing that tree.

01:34:25.000 Who the fuck knows?

01:34:26.000 I bet you won't do it again.

01:34:29.000 Tell you that much.

01:34:30.000 All right, let's get through these calls.

01:34:32.000 That's fucking terrible.

01:34:33.000 Tevala.

01:34:35.000 Penn State, 717.

01:34:36.000 You're on 11.

01:34:38.000 Hey, obviously, yesterday you went all through the Penn State footage and stuff, but sitting there, like, as a student and someone that was going to actually watch the show, it was so obvious how none of the protesters knew who you are.

01:34:52.000 It's insane.

01:34:53.000 Yeah.

01:34:55.000 I agree with you, and I think the reason they spat on Alex Stein is they thought he was me.

01:35:00.000 Well, that's exactly what I was going to say, because I was sitting at the front doors, and Alex was the one walking in and out of the hallway, and people were at the front, like all the protesters.

01:35:08.000 And they go, there he is.

01:35:09.000 There's the Proud boy.

01:35:10.000 There's the main Proud boy.

01:35:11.000 I don't want to give away too much of myself just sitting there like, no, actually, that's Alex Stein.

01:35:16.000 You're thinking of Gavin McKinnis.

01:35:18.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:35:19.000 Yeah, he had to say.

01:35:20.000 They were just making stuff up there.

01:35:22.000 He was out there totally fine for so long until people were like, I think that's a guy.

01:35:27.000 They didn't know what the fuck he even looked like.

01:35:29.000 When he pulled out his phone, he started going, hey, guys, I'm here.

01:35:32.000 That's when they started yelling at him.

01:35:35.000 Well, even you, because there was people waiting outside the parking lot for your car.

01:35:40.000 Once you finally left, even all the reporters taking pictures, they were walking around going, wait, is this Gavin?

01:35:45.000 Is this Gavin?

01:35:46.000 It's just a clear shot of you.

01:35:47.000 I'm just thinking, who's in charge here?

01:35:50.000 Like, why are you even here?

01:35:52.000 Yeah.

01:35:52.000 If this person is Hitler and it's your worst nightmare, you should probably know what he looks like.

01:35:57.000 Yeah, you should know the basics.

01:35:59.000 Right.

01:36:00.000 Well, even though you said, like, the Hell's Angels, if they came there, like, obviously everyone would have stayed home.

01:36:04.000 I mean, that girl sitting on Alex is yelling the entire time.

01:36:06.000 You're the reason I don't feel safe.

01:36:08.000 And it's like, you don't even go to school here.

01:36:10.000 She was a junior in high school.

01:36:11.000 She's a junior in high school.

01:36:13.000 But you've got to understand, there was probably 20 to 30 cops, including cops on horseback.

01:36:19.000 So I don't know if those kids could be discouraged.

01:36:23.000 Yeah.

01:36:25.000 I mean, yeah, they just were yelling in everyone's face.

01:36:27.000 I like, at least you pointed out the kid.

01:36:30.000 The only guy I remember seeing was the guy with the sign that says, like, I punched Nazis, and he had the backward swastika.

01:36:36.000 Because when I got there, he's just sitting on the ground, just like with his crisscross applesauce.

01:36:40.000 I'm like, oh, yeah, you must have beat up a lot of Nazis before I got here.

01:36:44.000 That would be Indian style.

01:36:45.000 But he also said, I punched Nazis, come find out.

01:36:48.000 And he's standing right next to Alex Stein.

01:36:50.000 There's your Nazi.

01:36:51.000 Give him a bonk.

01:36:53.000 A bunch of babies.

01:36:55.000 Uhuru.

01:36:56.000 Uhuru.

01:36:56.000 Apology and accepted.

01:37:00.000 I can't believe he said crisscross applesauce.

01:37:04.000 I'll never forget when I learned that term from million-dollar bill, unreliable bill.

01:37:08.000 I said, yeah, you know, we all sit around a class in Indian style.

01:37:12.000 He goes, no, no, no more of that.

01:37:14.000 I go, what are you talking about?

01:37:15.000 He goes, it's crisscross applesauce now.

01:37:17.000 I go, what?

01:37:19.000 They said that it was racist against Indians to say sit around the class in a circle Indian style.

01:37:24.000 Well, it implies that Indians used to sit cross-legged, which, of course, they never did.

01:37:28.000 They sat in Eames lounge chairs.

01:37:32.000 Yeah.

01:37:32.000 Smoking the peyote?

01:37:34.000 Yeah.

01:37:34.000 They invented a way to sit.

01:37:35.000 That's a badass.

01:37:36.000 Crisscross applesauce.

01:37:38.000 He who crosses legs.

01:37:41.000 Next call.

01:37:41.000 There's another hundred.

01:37:44.000 Yeah, we can see it.

01:37:47.000 We got Brian on the line.

01:37:48.000 402.

01:37:51.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:37:53.000 What's up, God?

01:37:55.000 Hey, so you guys are all fathers, and I have a nine-month-old with another one on the way.

01:38:01.000 And since having my nine-month-old, I have turned into such a little bitch and am fucking terrified of everything with that kid.

01:38:09.000 So my question is, does it wear off, or am I going to just be a little bitch for the rest of my life?

01:38:14.000 It totally wears off, and you should be a bitch with a newborn.

01:38:17.000 You should be a total hypochondriac.

01:38:19.000 You should be going to the doctors every time they have a fever for more than a few hours.

01:38:23.000 You should be calling the doctor regularly.

01:38:25.000 I mean, this is the age where serious damage can happen if there's any kind of negligence.

01:38:31.000 So you should be a raging queen for, I would say, the whole first year.

01:38:38.000 And then, no, more than that.

01:38:39.000 Because when they start walking, you're worried about them bumping into stuff.

01:38:42.000 You're going to be a faggot for at least two years.

01:38:46.000 And then they get older and you're like, bah, you're fine.

01:38:50.000 Even like that, scared the fucking shit out of me.

01:38:53.000 Yes, good.

01:38:54.000 That's the deal.

01:38:56.000 Yeah, second child, it gets way much easier.

01:38:58.000 That's true.

01:38:59.000 Absolutely.

01:39:00.000 But the third child, you're just like, I don't even know.

01:39:04.000 I forgot it was in the house.

01:39:05.000 But it's a great instinct to have.

01:39:07.000 It's there for a reason.

01:39:08.000 You should embrace it.

01:39:11.000 Well, good.

01:39:12.000 I'm glad that it's not a bad thing that I'm a little bitch.

01:39:15.000 And it does go away until they go away to college and then you cry like a faggot for three days.

01:39:22.000 Oh, I can't wait.

01:39:24.000 All right, guys.

01:39:24.000 Thanks for calling.

01:39:25.000 Have a good one.

01:39:26.000 Thanks for calling.

01:39:27.000 Hey, not to get off topic or anything, but that other $100 one at the top there is the guy with the Japanese wife.

01:39:33.000 So he said $200.

01:39:35.000 Yeah.

01:39:35.000 Thank you.

01:39:37.000 That's why I didn't read it because we've already read his shit.

01:39:40.000 Oh.

01:39:41.000 Oh, well, don't discourage repeat offenders.

01:39:45.000 801, for instance, like Jim Fannin.

01:39:50.000 My brother.

01:39:52.000 How's my favorite bedwetter?

01:39:54.000 I'm good.

01:39:55.000 Whatever happened with you and that girl that you said you were going to marry?

01:39:58.000 And we said, no, you're not.

01:40:01.000 Well, I'm in the Dominican Republic.

01:40:02.000 She's in Vancouver, so we're still working on it.

01:40:05.000 I'm going to earn that hundred bucks.

01:40:07.000 Hi, Ryan.

01:40:08.000 So I was right.

01:40:10.000 Shut up.

01:40:10.000 You don't have a mic.

01:40:12.000 This is my man, Maddie.

01:40:13.000 I have one thing, brother, which is the show.

01:40:16.000 And I could talk all night to you about the show.

01:40:19.000 You know, I'm a huge fan.

01:40:20.000 But, dude, can you give me, can you at least offer me a reconsideration on show notes?

01:40:29.000 Because you can never zoom big enough for us to see the TikTok address or the, you know, the YouTube title or something like that.

01:40:40.000 And I think, I don't know, I think it's a good purposeful function for the, you know, the people that want to help promote what you're talking about.

01:40:50.000 You know, we can use clips of you and stuff like that.

01:40:52.000 But, man, when you had the show notes, it was so easy to just go click on everything that you're referencing and play it back and rewind and stuff like that.

01:41:00.000 And I really miss them, man.

01:41:02.000 So if I could say anything else, I would just say I like more than I've seen.

01:41:06.000 I mean, I guess I could put it in the write-up.

01:41:08.000 It's just so ugly, too.

01:41:12.000 Maybe there's like a text page we can just upload to.

01:41:15.000 They can make me a new.

01:41:16.000 Yeah, maybe I could make a separate website or something.

01:41:19.000 I felt ugly.

01:41:20.000 I felt gay.

01:41:21.000 We'll ask our tech.

01:41:22.000 Our tech guys listen to this, so we'll come up with something.

01:41:24.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:41:26.000 I don't think there's a massive demand.

01:41:27.000 I do think we're pretty good about zooming out and showing you the name of the.

01:41:31.000 It's impossible to see, bro.

01:41:33.000 But anyways, I'd love to be able to help propagate some of the madness.

01:41:36.000 And I can never find the stuff that you're talking about.

01:41:38.000 It's too difficult.

01:41:39.000 But I like you more than my friends.

01:41:40.000 I'm out.

01:41:41.000 All right.

01:41:41.000 Thanks.

01:41:42.000 Okay, Jim.

01:41:42.000 That's a bad sign if I'm not hanging up on people and they're doing it on their own.

01:41:47.000 Yep.

01:41:48.000 All right.

01:41:48.000 Our next caller is.

01:41:50.000 Oh, Sway is here from MTV.

01:41:52.000 Yeah.

01:41:54.000 306, you're on the line.

01:41:58.000 Go ahead, 306.

01:42:02.000 Hello?

01:42:03.000 Go ahead.

01:42:04.000 Come on.

01:42:04.000 Hey, how's it going, dudes?

01:42:05.000 All right.

01:42:06.000 Good.

01:42:06.000 How are you doing?

01:42:07.000 Hang on.

01:42:08.000 Hello, Babby.

01:42:09.000 Hey, this is Matty.

01:42:10.000 What's happening?

01:42:10.000 Thank you.

01:42:11.000 Appreciate it.

01:42:12.000 Hang on.

01:42:13.000 Ryan, cheers.

01:42:14.000 What's up, man?

01:42:15.000 Get to the call, please.

01:42:16.000 Get your phone out the toilet.

01:42:18.000 It was just on the World's Oldest Symbox earlier in the show.

01:42:24.000 It just seems like, it seems like the Canadian professor with the fake tits and the wig, it seems like performance arts, his whole career after he had a career.

01:42:36.000 Yeah.

01:42:37.000 Well, I think the fake tits guy, not him, of course, but the OG, I think he's kidding to freak us out.

01:42:44.000 Terrence Howard's not kidding.

01:42:45.000 I think he's...

01:42:47.000 I think he's just...

01:42:53.000 Yeah, I think he did meth, and he was up for like five days, and he had all these revelations about numbers.

01:43:00.000 And then he kept doing, like, not a lot of, like, I don't think he was on drugs on the view, but he kind of brainwashed himself.

01:43:08.000 You confuse math.

01:43:10.000 Yeah, not high at the time on TV.

01:43:12.000 You confuse Math on TV at the time, but he probably sat around pretty high talking with.

01:43:18.000 You showed the picture, was it Jesse Smollett?

01:43:20.000 Because we all remember that.

01:43:22.000 I'm Canadian.

01:43:22.000 I don't know who the third one was in that picture.

01:43:25.000 Me neither.

01:43:25.000 Nikki Jones, I think.

01:43:28.000 It seems like they got together because, you know, they're famous dudes with money sitting around doing some drugs.

01:43:35.000 And they probably thought it would be a good idea to create a performance art to swoo some narrative, get some attention, because their careers are over.

01:43:45.000 No way.

01:43:46.000 No.

01:43:47.000 You don't know a lot of black people, do you?

01:43:49.000 I do.

01:43:50.000 I live in Saskatchewan, so not really.

01:43:55.000 They're like, maybe it's a joke on you.

01:43:56.000 And you're like, no, Terrence Howard.

01:44:00.000 Oh, wow.

01:44:01.000 So it's legitimate.

01:44:02.000 Okay, okay, all right.

01:44:03.000 Well, I definitely learned that.

01:44:04.000 Terrence Howard is a garbage person whose brain is a piece of shit.

01:44:09.000 And that's what you're hearing.

01:44:11.000 It's that simple.

01:44:12.000 Okay.

01:44:12.000 All right.

01:44:12.000 Thanks for calling.

01:44:13.000 Maddie.

01:44:14.000 Yep.

01:44:14.000 Would you ever do meth in public or just not math?

01:44:20.000 I love doing meth in public.

01:44:22.000 I loved it.

01:44:23.000 Oh, man.

01:44:23.000 You did a lot of meth in public.

01:44:25.000 Tons.

01:44:27.000 Tons.

01:44:27.000 I think 90% of the time you did meth, it was in public, right?

01:44:30.000 Put it in the Gatorade, go for a ride.

01:44:32.000 60, 70%.

01:44:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:35.000 What did you guys call it when it was in your Gatorade?

01:44:37.000 Oh, your special water.

01:44:39.000 Or your Gatorade.

01:44:39.000 want some of my drink.

01:44:40.000 Yeah, it's like...

01:44:42.000 It's when you get a boost and, you know, putting those long miles in.

01:44:46.000 You could do a pub crawl or you could do a pub lick.

01:44:48.000 You're just out there licking shit.

01:44:50.000 Good stuff.

01:44:53.000 They didn't lick it.

01:44:53.000 They would drink it, but okay.

01:44:55.000 Yeah.

01:44:56.000 We have Men Singing is Gay 515 on the lay.

01:45:01.000 Go ahead there, Carl.

01:45:03.000 Hello.

01:45:04.000 Hello.

01:45:04.000 Hey, so, first I just want to say I, too, am gay for men, but I want to make the case that listening to men singing is homosexual.

01:45:18.000 Hmm.

01:45:20.000 Hmm.

01:45:20.000 You know, at my age, 53, I've noticed music is just like I don't like it anymore.

01:45:28.000 Like, when we hear a good song, I play it to intro the show, but as far as, like, driving, I'd rather listen to talk radio, and when I do listen to music, I get these earworms where it fucks up my head for, like, four days.

01:45:40.000 I think I'm done with music forever.

01:45:45.000 Well, maybe, maybe your problem is you listen to too many men sing, because wouldn't you agree?

01:45:51.000 I mean, you said it yourself, but women have an inherent beauty and that they're the fair sex, right?

01:45:58.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:45:59.000 Like, Billy Bragg is sitting there, and he's like, Bad timing and me, we work a lot of things out this way.

01:46:09.000 And you're listening to a man Yeah, so you're just gonna sit there to try to seduce a woman.

01:46:14.000 Yeah, a man's pain whispering into your ear.

01:46:16.000 And then there's you A little black cloud in a dress And then claiming That the most precious things we have apart See how they fall Forget the lyrics.

01:46:30.000 May May Not fit together again.

01:46:35.000 And it's true.

01:46:36.000 He's like, Again Look up Let Me Paint You a Picture by Billy Bragg.

01:46:44.000 Dude, I think you've come up with a major revelation here.

01:46:48.000 It's fucking gay.

01:46:50.000 It's groundbreaking.

01:46:52.000 To listen to men sing.

01:46:54.000 Like, Woman!

01:46:55.000 Oh, dude, that one's the worst.

01:46:58.000 I need you.

01:46:58.000 And you're sitting there like, Yeah, he needs a woman.

01:47:01.000 He's moaning in your ear and then once he goes, Aw, Aw, Aw, Aw.

01:47:05.000 And you're like, Yeah!

01:47:06.000 Yeah, Robert Plant, moan in my ear.

01:47:10.000 Or even ACDC, he's raving around.

01:47:12.000 He's like, Let me take it.

01:47:13.000 It's kind of an emotional experience no matter what you're listening to because it's inspiring feelings and it's not like you're just sitting there listening to the talk radio or someone talking to you.

01:47:23.000 You're usually by yourself, taking it in, and you got some man whispering in your ear.

01:47:31.000 He's put a lot of thought into this call.

01:47:35.000 That's so fucking true.

01:47:36.000 Dude, I think you might be right.

01:47:37.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:47:38.000 It's like getting a massage by a guy.

01:47:40.000 Let's test it with this British guy seducing people in my ears.

01:47:53.000 This is gay.

01:48:01.000 It is gay.

01:48:03.000 What the fuck?

01:48:04.000 So he's singing to this woman and I'm, what, next to him?

01:48:11.000 Like, you love her.

01:48:12.000 Are you guys gonna be dating soon?

01:48:17.000 Are you gonna kiss her on the lips?

01:48:18.000 It's cocky.

01:48:20.000 I love how much you love her.

01:48:22.000 Puts it in your little light.

01:48:27.000 Yeah, turn it up.

01:48:28.000 If this is rain, let it fall on me and drown me.

01:48:31.000 If this is rain, let it fall on me and drown me.

01:48:34.000 Oh, you love her so much you want to drown in the rain of her.

01:48:37.000 You die for her.

01:48:38.000 He loves her, you guys.

01:48:49.000 Throwing away to her.

01:48:52.000 My love for you is strong, girl.

01:48:54.000 My love for you is grand.

01:48:56.000 It's real.

01:48:59.000 What if he was singing to a guy?

01:49:04.000 Maybe it's you.

01:49:05.000 He's singing to you when you listen to it.

01:49:07.000 Who's to do songs are fucking Bob Mould, Fag and El.

01:49:30.000 You're reading a love letter.

01:49:32.000 Yeah, I'm reading a love letter.

01:49:33.000 You're a weirdo.

01:49:34.000 I'm literally reading a love letter and just going, oh my god, this guy's head over heels.

01:49:42.000 Wow.

01:49:43.000 Look at this.

01:49:44.000 He would do anything for her.

01:49:46.000 This is quality.

01:49:47.000 Like I'm reading a her-looking romance book.

01:49:51.000 He wants to paint her a picture.

01:49:54.000 I wonder what it looks like, you know?

01:49:55.000 This guy's definitely in love.

01:49:59.000 This guy's got her.

01:50:01.000 He's got Julie on the brain.

01:50:03.000 Julie?

01:50:05.000 His love for her is real, by the way.

01:50:07.000 It's not fake.

01:50:09.000 Well, here she comes.

01:50:13.000 She's got it.

01:50:18.000 But wait a minute.

01:50:18.000 Now, isn't it even kind of gay to listen to a woman sing?

01:50:21.000 In this, because it's within a man's song.

01:50:23.000 No, but she singed how much she loves him, so now I'm like, oh, she loves him.

01:50:27.000 Yeah.

01:50:28.000 So is music all gay?

01:50:29.000 She's responding.

01:50:31.000 Yeah, music's gay.

01:50:32.000 What about instrumentals?

01:50:35.000 Might be gay too.

01:50:36.000 I don't know.

01:50:36.000 I'm new to this.

01:50:37.000 I heard it was against the Bible to listen to instrumentals.

01:50:40.000 What is this gay music you speak of?

01:50:42.000 Why?

01:50:43.000 Um, I forgot, but I just heard about this.

01:50:46.000 Most important decisions in life.

01:50:49.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:50:52.000 We've only got a few minutes left.

01:50:54.000 That's why I'm straight for liking shit like this.

01:50:56.000 And a comb up a sleeve Just in case And a lot of throw in jail In your hair I'd lock it Cause heaven forbid It should fall out of place Whoa, whoa You think you're spiritual Whoa, whoa You think you're something That's part of my leave.

01:51:18.000 That don't impress me.

01:51:21.000 That's one of my life goals, by the way.

01:51:24.000 My goals include punching a deer in the face and going up to Brad Pitt and going, So you're Brad Pitt.

01:51:32.000 That don't impress me.

01:51:34.000 And then strutting away.

01:51:35.000 He's going to be like, with my back to him, going, that don't impress me much.

01:51:40.000 He would just whisper it like fifth time today.

01:51:43.000 He's been on the news lately getting a bunch of shit from the F1 formula series.

01:51:49.000 What?

01:51:50.000 He's doing, I guess, research on a role he's doing in an upcoming movie about F1, like the car racing.

01:51:59.000 And some like old school English champion does this thing called the gridwalk.

01:52:06.000 So he walks up and down and talks to the drivers and stuff.

01:52:08.000 And Brad Pitt just either didn't know who the fuck he was or whatever, but just like shit all over me.

01:52:13.000 He's like, yeah, yeah, no, no, no.

01:52:14.000 Thanks.

01:52:15.000 I got no time for you.

01:52:15.000 See you later.

01:52:16.000 And the fucking fans are like, fuck you, Brad Pitt.

01:52:19.000 That's going to flop, dude.

01:52:20.000 Oh, you just pissed off the fan base.

01:52:22.000 Oh, my God.

01:52:23.000 The niche fan base.

01:52:24.000 F1 is like nothing in America.

01:52:26.000 Right, right.

01:52:26.000 Right.

01:52:27.000 Like, you have to go elsewhere.

01:52:28.000 It's like soccer.

01:52:30.000 They just blew it.

01:52:31.000 Oh, he's fucking cut.

01:52:33.000 One more thing on music being gay.

01:52:35.000 Think about how gay rap is, right?

01:52:37.000 You're listening to a dude talking about how successful he is, how tough he is.

01:52:40.000 How he having sex out there.

01:52:42.000 He talked about his penis in the song.

01:52:44.000 Probably half the song.

01:52:45.000 You're just like, you're so strong.

01:52:48.000 So wait, what do you do with your money?

01:52:50.000 However, the gayest t-shirt I ever saw was, it says, hip-hop makes me feel invincible.

01:52:59.000 Imagine, I'm going to buy that.

01:53:00.000 That shirt makes me feel like I'm going to be.

01:53:01.000 I look like I got a Fetterman back.

01:53:06.000 I got to get that shirt.

01:53:07.000 Yeah, that's pretty cool.

01:53:08.000 It makes me feel invincible, you guys.

01:53:11.000 It's so fucking bad.

01:53:13.000 What does the Bible say about instrumental?

01:53:15.000 Can you not pull it up, Brian?

01:53:16.000 Yeah.

01:53:20.000 That they basically has to have lyrics with praising the Lord or something like that and admonishing one another in wisdom singing psalms and his pretty songs.

01:53:28.000 Yeah, I heard something about that the other day.

01:53:30.000 I'll look into it.

01:53:31.000 But I love instrumental music, so that would hurt if I had to.

01:53:34.000 I don't care what you love.

01:53:37.000 I agree with the noisier songs, the melody of harps.

01:53:38.000 I will not listen.

01:53:40.000 Oh, whatever.

01:53:41.000 We got to go.

01:53:42.000 I want to find the hip-hop makes you feel invincible shirt.

01:53:44.000 I wonder if it's still a fail.

01:53:46.000 You want to take all over the middle?

01:53:47.000 Hip-hop.

01:53:47.000 Oh, dude, this guy was at the talk.

01:53:49.000 He said he'd give us inside info.

01:53:50.000 Devin or Deshaun, you're on the line.

01:53:52.000 724.

01:53:56.000 Hey.

01:53:57.000 Guys, can you hear me?

01:53:58.000 How you doing?

01:54:00.000 Oh, my God.

01:54:01.000 Awesome.

01:54:01.000 Hey, I love you guys.

01:54:04.000 Gavin?

01:54:05.000 Yes.

01:54:07.000 You hurt me on Monday.

01:54:08.000 Uh-oh, sorry.

01:54:11.000 Yeah, well, I'm from Pittsburgh.

01:54:12.000 I drove out there with my girlfriend, and I just wanted to tell you about these two journalists that I met, and I Project Veritas them and filmed them.

01:54:22.000 And I kind of wanted to tell you about them.

01:54:24.000 Okay.

01:54:25.000 Can you send it to us now?

01:54:28.000 I think I could.

01:54:28.000 I don't even know what I email.

01:54:30.000 But one was from Pittsburgh and one's from Maryland.

01:54:35.000 And they were talking to us, and they were like, oh, we're extremist journalists.

01:54:39.000 And the one was from Pittsburgh and the one's from Maryland.

01:54:42.000 And the one guy was saying, we're like, what's going on?

01:54:45.000 We were playing dumb because we got there and the cops said that, oh, the thing's canceled.

01:54:52.000 And we're like, fuck.

01:54:52.000 Well, we're going to go up there anyway.

01:54:54.000 We go up there, we park, we come down.

01:54:56.000 And dude, you said there were 30 cops.

01:54:59.000 There was like 50 cops with riot gear.

01:55:02.000 And there was like 20 cops on horseback and an armored vehicle.

01:55:09.000 So I go down there.

01:55:10.000 We're going in.

01:55:11.000 Basically, we're in the lion's den, but we like, I'm glad I took off my red hat.

01:55:16.000 So anyway, we go down in.

01:55:18.000 We're like walking in.

01:55:19.000 The hyenas were surrounding this one guy that was drunk.

01:55:23.000 Like we're kept going, but we're talking to these journalists.

01:55:25.000 He's like, you know, we're extremist journalists.

01:55:28.000 And he was like, be careful.

01:55:31.000 The one was like, be careful going out tonight.

01:55:33.000 There's going to be Proud Boys Hunting Pact that's going to go out and basically beat up minorities and liberals.

01:55:42.000 He literally said that.

01:55:45.000 What a fucking idiot.

01:55:47.000 The irony is that that's what my speech was going to be about.

01:55:51.000 It's going to be about how you are being lied to.

01:55:55.000 Hunting packs.

01:55:56.000 Crowdboys hunting packs?

01:55:58.000 Dude, I've been watching you for five years.

01:56:00.000 I was so excited to see you.

01:56:02.000 Hopefully you've maybe come in the Pittsburgh area again.

01:56:05.000 But these guys were so insane.

01:56:08.000 And the people, to corroborate what the other guys said, no one knew who you were.

01:56:13.000 Like, I was playing Dom.

01:56:14.000 De and my girlfriend was playing Dom.

01:56:16.000 And then they were like, please disperse.

01:56:18.000 We just took the first warning and we got out of there.

01:56:21.000 But I have the video of these guys.

01:56:23.000 The one guy was literally wearing kidney shields and a gas mask.

01:56:27.000 And he's like, I'm wearing kidneys and everything.

01:56:30.000 And he's the dude that told us about the Proud Boy hunting pack that he witnessed.

01:56:35.000 He said, you better watch out tonight when you guys go out.

01:56:37.000 Wait, if he was the kidney.

01:56:39.000 Wait a minute.

01:56:40.000 If he was wearing a gas mask, he could have been the pepper sprayer.

01:56:44.000 Because I remember the guy who pepper sprayed had a gas mask.

01:56:47.000 He was fat.

01:56:48.000 He was a loser.

01:56:51.000 I don't know.

01:56:52.000 I don't know.

01:56:53.000 I haven't seen the footage.

01:56:54.000 I heard you on the other show saying about some guy with a hat, but he wasn't wearing a hat.

01:56:59.000 Send the video.

01:57:00.000 He had a gas mask on, and he literally had kidney shields, and he lifted them up.

01:57:05.000 And I Project Veritas, like I said, I have the videos.

01:57:07.000 I could send them.

01:57:08.000 It might be a nothing burger, but I just couldn't know what the fact is.

01:57:12.000 Send it to mailbag at censored.tv and make the subject heading nothing burger.

01:57:18.000 I'm not being facetious.

01:57:19.000 It's just how I'll find it.

01:57:21.000 Hold on.

01:57:22.000 You said censored at mailbag.type.tv?

01:57:24.000 No, mailbag at censored.tv.

01:57:28.000 Okay.

01:57:29.000 One word.

01:57:29.000 Mailbag is obviously one word.

01:57:31.000 But hopefully you can get it for the next show or something.

01:57:34.000 But big fan.

01:57:36.000 Love you all.

01:57:37.000 Brian, you're on.

01:57:38.000 Thanks, man.

01:57:38.000 Later.

01:57:39.000 Got three minutes left.

01:57:40.000 Let's see how many calls we can squeeze in.

01:57:42.000 Okay.

01:57:43.000 An idea.

01:57:44.000 Four, zero, three.

01:57:46.000 Oh, I'm on.

01:57:47.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:57:49.000 What's up?

01:57:50.000 Hey, man.

01:57:53.000 For people just starting out in politics, it would be nice to have a list of books, reliable websites, and just like entertainment in general.

01:58:07.000 I don't know, because it's hard to find not woke stuff online.

01:58:14.000 How old are you?

01:58:15.000 How old are you?

01:58:16.000 20.

01:58:17.000 20.

01:58:18.000 Yeah, it's called Pat Buchanan, and the first book is called Death of the West.

01:58:22.000 I've done a lot of reading lists on this show.

01:58:26.000 There's Glenn Becker.

01:58:29.000 I forgot to say one thing.

01:58:31.000 Is there, I don't know if you'd be able to do this, but like maybe like a written list in your website?

01:58:40.000 No, but there's many videos, but I'm telling you books now that are going to fill up your year.

01:58:45.000 So maybe just listen.

01:58:48.000 So write down this.

01:58:50.000 Pat Buchanan, Death of the West.

01:58:52.000 Michelle Malkin, Who Built That?

01:58:55.000 Glenn Beck, Miracles and Massacres.

01:58:58.000 Ann Coulter.

01:59:01.000 I mean, all of them, but I guess Demonic in Trump We Trust.

01:59:06.000 Okay.

01:59:07.000 John Stossel.

01:59:10.000 Oh, what the fuck?

01:59:11.000 No, You Can't.

01:59:14.000 Those are all easy, fun, silly books to read.

01:59:19.000 Now everyone's sending me fucking nothing burger emails.

01:59:23.000 That's crazy.

01:59:25.000 It's out there, dude.

01:59:26.000 And Milo and Nick Fuentes put out a great list.

01:59:29.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:59:30.000 All right, we got the last one here on the line, a man named Tony.

01:59:35.000 Let's see.

01:59:35.000 253, you're on the Leely.

01:59:38.000 Hey, guys, so the whole Jewish success thing is biblical.

01:59:43.000 It pretty much proves Christianity's right.

01:59:49.000 If the New Testament, the Old Testament didn't say that Jews are the chosen people a million times, and then they didn't become successful, it would kill the Bible's credibility.

02:00:00.000 If it said New Guineans are the chosen people, the people of New Guinea, you would obviously know that from 1200 BC when it was predicted the Jews would be on top, and it came true 3,000 years later, 3,200 years later, it kind of proves the Bible's right.

02:00:17.000 So I think it's a good thing.

02:00:20.000 But doesn't that mean that God likes Jews better than Christians?

02:00:24.000 Yes, it says that.

02:00:26.000 That's why Jesus had to come down and die for our sins so the Gentiles could actually go to heaven because before it was only Jews could.

02:00:37.000 So that's the whole movement.

02:00:39.000 So if you're Christian, shouldn't you convert to Judaism?

02:00:42.000 No, because they stopped reading the book.

02:00:43.000 No, because Jesus came down and died for the Gentiles.

02:00:48.000 Yeah, but the one thing, Jews don't believe that Jesus was the Son of God.

02:00:54.000 I know, but it does state in the Bible that the Jews will have a chance at the altar to go back on that and say, I guess we were wrong.

02:01:05.000 I guess you were really the Messiah.

02:01:09.000 The liberal Jew-run Pharisees told us you were just like David Koresh guy.

02:01:15.000 So we went along with them and had you killed.

02:01:18.000 But shit, I'm sorry.

02:01:19.000 That was a big fuck-up.

02:01:21.000 And so it's biblical that they will have a shot after death to say, sorry, Jesus, I didn't realize you were real.

02:01:28.000 So I think that's part of what Jews are doing is they obviously have a liberal agenda, an anti-Christian, even anti-Jewish agenda.

02:01:37.000 They don't like their religion.

02:01:39.000 Like Gavin says, they're ginos, Jewish name only.

02:01:44.000 They're not practicing Jews most of the time.

02:01:46.000 The heads of all the Hollywood studios, the heads of all of the media studios and media in general, are Jewish predominantly.

02:01:57.000 And it just means they're the chosen people.

02:01:59.000 The Bible was right.

02:02:00.000 3,200-year-old prediction.

02:02:03.000 You can look it up.

02:02:05.000 And so I think it proves Christianity and Judaism and really Islam as well.

02:02:10.000 I mean, those poor guys, I think it is the same God as like the God of Abraham.

02:02:18.000 It's Old Testament.

02:02:19.000 Yeah, they all use the biblical Philistines or the Palestinians, you know, Israelis.

02:02:24.000 And, you know, when David versus Goliath, that was Israel versus Palestine.

02:02:32.000 You know, Philistines, Israel.

02:02:35.000 So it just says don't turn on Israel in the Bible.

02:02:37.000 The Antichrist turns on Israel in the end days.

02:02:40.000 So don't side with the Antichrist, guys.

02:02:43.000 If you're anti-Semite.

02:02:45.000 All right.

02:02:46.000 Thanks for the update, sir.

02:02:49.000 Good angle.

02:02:52.000 That's it for us, folks.

02:02:54.000 We'll see you tomorrow.

02:02:55.000 And we'll see Maddie next week.

02:02:57.000 Yep.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 28, 2022

GOML LIVE #171 - TERRYOLOGY

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