Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #171

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!

00:00:40.000 Ah.

00:00:43.000 Hello, folks.

00:00:44.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live, our Thursday live show where we take calls, read letters, communicate with the people.

00:00:52.000 We have the co-host, Matty Odell is back.

00:00:54.000 What's up, everybody?

00:00:56.000 Good to see you.

00:00:56.000 Looking young.

00:00:57.000 You look like you've lost a lot of weight.

00:00:59.000 I'm down.

00:01:00.000 I'm in like the high 180s right now.

00:01:02.000 180s?

00:01:02.000 Yeah.

00:01:03.000 Remember you said you couldn't break 200?

00:01:05.000 Well, yeah, I'm down to like, I weighed myself out there as like 188.

00:01:10.000 Can you see your penis in the shower?

00:01:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:14.000 I think that's every man's goal, but with you it's different because your cock is so huge that you could be.

00:01:21.000 According to Ryan, I got a nice set of hangers.

00:01:25.000 So you guys just made scotch eggs on Matty's shitty little kitchen.

00:01:28.000 Yeah, it came out yesterday on the drop Wednesday.

00:01:32.000 Despite being Scottish and spending summers in Scotland, I never had scotch eggs.

00:01:38.000 Had you?

00:01:39.000 No.

00:01:40.000 First time I've actually eaten them.

00:01:42.000 Maybe it's like Canadian bacon.

00:01:44.000 It's one of these things that the people of that place don't have.

00:01:48.000 Yeah.

00:01:48.000 And what was the sauce you used?

00:01:50.000 Sausage.

00:01:50.000 Oh, that was like mayonnaise and like a Dijon mustard with chives in it.

00:01:56.000 And that's what they usually do?

00:01:58.000 Yeah.

00:01:59.000 I mean, you could use HP sauce, brown sauce, you know, anything preferred.

00:02:03.000 What did you think of them, Ryan?

00:02:05.000 Dude.

00:02:05.000 Yeah, really good.

00:02:06.000 I mean, you guys are used to eating dogs, right?

00:02:08.000 So, you're grossed out by it.

00:02:09.000 No, I've never eaten a dog.

00:02:11.000 But it was delicious, and really, it was like just... I've never tasted anything like it.

00:02:16.000 Like, it's a crunchy outside, you get like a nice, you know, firm sausage, and then inside... Ooh, a nice firm sausage.

00:02:22.000 That sounds yummy.

00:02:24.000 What's wrong with that?

00:02:25.000 Yeah.

00:02:26.000 You like a nice firm sausage, don't you?

00:02:29.000 Anyway, yeah, it's a nice firm sausage that melts in your mouth.

00:02:33.000 You got to work it in your mouth a little bit.

00:02:33.000 Well, you got to chew it.

00:02:36.000 And then besides the firm sausage, now you have like a runny, beautiful egg that's just like... Yeah, soft-boiled egg in the middle is the best.

00:02:42.000 Dude.

00:02:42.000 It looks like it's kind of a pain in the ass to make, though.

00:02:45.000 No, well, as long as you have enough time and you don't have to, like, rush to get out of there to play D&D.

00:02:50.000 Yeah, you know, if your camera guy's not in a time constraint to play Dungeons & Dragons.

00:02:55.000 Well, we'll get to that, but, like, it's not plausible that you'd live in a Scottish home and be making Scotch eggs before going to work.

00:03:06.000 No, you'd have to, like, plan, like, you're planning to make that.

00:03:09.000 Yeah.

00:03:09.000 You can make a big old batch, right?

00:03:11.000 It's weird, though, because it's such a breakfast-y food.

00:03:13.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:14.000 And it's something you can't make in a rush.

00:03:16.000 Right.

00:03:17.000 Oh, maybe it's like a hungover Saturday.

00:03:19.000 Yeah.

00:03:20.000 So how long did it take you?

00:03:22.000 Believe it or not, from start to finish, it was less than an hour.

00:03:26.000 Yeah.

00:03:27.000 Yeah, that's a good Saturday hangover food.

00:03:29.000 Yeah.

00:03:30.000 But I'll tell you what, it was worth... It was definitely... It was good.

00:03:35.000 How many did you make?

00:03:36.000 I just made two for the show.

00:03:38.000 But I have plenty of sausage on standby and all the fixings to make it.

00:03:43.000 So it was one for the money and two for the show.

00:03:45.000 That's how you do that joke, Ryan.

00:03:46.000 Pretty much.

00:03:46.000 You don't just go, two for the money?

00:03:50.000 Money for nothing, your tricks are free.

00:03:52.000 Yeah, but Ryan ate everything.

00:03:54.000 He ate the bed of arugula, he ate everything that was on the plate.

00:03:59.000 Your buddy was there, he's like, uh oh, he's eating the garnish.

00:04:03.000 My buddy Dean.

00:04:03.000 Who was the buddy?

00:04:06.000 Great guy.

00:04:07.000 By the way, that opening band was called La Misma.

00:04:11.000 That means the same.

00:04:11.000 Misma.

00:04:13.000 And the song is Saudade.

00:04:16.000 Dada don't know what the fuck it is.

00:04:17.000 But it's all these hardcore bands.

00:04:19.000 It's a compilation of hardcore bands who were around during 9-11.

00:04:23.000 And it's called Ground Zero.

00:04:26.000 And it's real good, real raw.

00:04:26.000 Wow.

00:04:32.000 So, I guess we have to get to this.

00:04:33.000 Ryan, you hurried away from the Scotch Eggs shoot to play Dungeons & Dragons!

00:04:41.000 That's true.

00:04:42.000 Let me see.

00:04:44.000 So, what do you want to know?

00:04:46.000 I hear it was a real intense sesh.

00:04:48.000 Yes, it was.

00:04:50.000 Who told you that?

00:04:52.000 You've heard?

00:04:53.000 What's with your gay smirk?

00:04:56.000 Well, word travels around the Shire pretty fast, of our travels through the realms.

00:04:59.000 And who is this group?

00:05:01.000 Did you meet them through Baby Monsters?

00:05:03.000 I just, I was talking about it, and I said, email me on the show.

00:05:06.000 And then I got emailed by a lot, like it's got 30 people.

00:05:08.000 Yeah, the short answer is yes.

00:05:09.000 Yeah, it's got 30 people in it, but our campaign that we've been doing for weeks now is like a prolonged story.

00:05:17.000 And you met the DM, he went to Dallas.

00:05:21.000 Um...

00:05:22.000 And he gave me those awesome dice.

00:05:23.000 Anyway, so basically what happened was... I loved Dungeons & Dragons when I was 11.

00:05:27.000 Did you play it for real?

00:05:28.000 I made my own book.

00:05:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:30.000 Whoa.

00:05:31.000 A dungeon book.

00:05:31.000 That's awesome.

00:05:32.000 But then I turned like 12, 13, and I was getting a little old.

00:05:36.000 It gets more complicated, so... It starts hurting.

00:05:38.000 A lot of the noobs... It starts seeming like a waste of time when you're about 14.

00:05:41.000 A lot of the noobs drop out around that time.

00:05:44.000 Yeah.

00:05:45.000 So anywho... You will die hard.

00:05:47.000 Virgins.

00:05:48.000 Go.

00:05:48.000 Should I just do it?

00:05:49.000 You should just fucking shoot yourself is what you should do.

00:05:52.000 So, uh, what, what was this important event that you were talking about?

00:05:57.000 Well, so, we just left the Swamp of Sorrows, and thanks to the Druid... Is that Washington, D.C.?

00:05:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:05.000 Yes.

00:06:06.000 We had to drain the swamp.

00:06:08.000 And, no, I mean, this fucking Elven ship came around, and they boarded us.

00:06:12.000 They linked their ropes onto us.

00:06:13.000 They anchored onto us.

00:06:14.000 And then three, like, soldiers came on, and then there was, like, this Elven princess woman who came on.

00:06:21.000 She's, like, she's got this Guidestone detector,

00:06:24.000 And she's like, it's glowing.

00:06:25.000 You have our guide stone.

00:06:26.000 We did get a guide stone from a sunken ship at the Swamp of Stars after battling the three dragons, our first dragons of the campaign.

00:06:26.000 And it's true.

00:06:32.000 So she sensed your stone.

00:06:35.000 Yeah.

00:06:36.000 And so I told her, listen, how'd she know that?

00:06:38.000 Are you guys all on a Zoom while this is going on?

00:06:41.000 It's on a Discord.

00:06:42.000 So it's all a video chat.

00:06:45.000 Yeah, so I I tell the lady I use my charisma and I have to roll In order to convince her and it is not if you do a bad roll.

00:06:55.000 She's just like fuck you and you're all dead Well, she a human we'll start the battle then at that is this person who well, she's an elf elf elf

00:07:03.000 An elf.

00:07:04.000 But is it a computer program that goes, we know that you have a thing?

00:07:07.000 Or it's some girl, like, who lives in where?

00:07:09.000 DC?

00:07:10.000 It's literally our dungeon master, Phil the Thrill, who just says what's happening.

00:07:14.000 So you're kind of pissed, too.

00:07:15.000 Like, when things start fucking up against you, you're like, there's three dragons, a guy here, and there's a fucking spear up your ass.

00:07:21.000 You're like, what the fuck?

00:07:22.000 It's like he's making all of it up.

00:07:24.000 And you're kind of dealing with his storytelling.

00:07:26.000 That's enough of that.

00:07:28.000 But let me tell you.

00:07:29.000 No.

00:07:29.000 It was wild.

00:07:30.000 I'm done with that.

00:07:30.000 I'm done.

00:07:35.000 So we have a weird thing here.

00:07:38.000 The ad guy sent me reads.

00:07:41.000 Okay.

00:07:42.000 And I'm like, we went through this, you know, you're fired, right?

00:07:48.000 So I assume he's listening.

00:07:50.000 I don't know.

00:07:52.000 Uh, I just want to make sure we're clear here.

00:08:10.000 Hello, you've reached Vincent.

00:08:13.000 Just blew up his spot.

00:08:15.000 OK, so somebody said the audio is echoing.

00:08:17.000 Let me make sure that that's not just that person.

00:08:20.000 I've heard that from one person.

00:08:22.000 OK.

00:08:23.000 And not our usual guy.

00:08:24.000 I'm hearing nothing echo.

00:08:32.000 Bob.

00:08:34.000 Yeah, you're wrong.

00:08:36.000 Why are the sponsors printed out like five times?

00:08:41.000 Is anyone else hearing an echo?

00:08:42.000 No.

00:08:44.000 Now we should make it clear how you can communicate with us.

00:08:48.000 Email, don't email.

00:08:49.000 We have 8,000 letters.

00:08:52.000 We have the calls that are gonna be coming in soon.

00:08:55.000 And then we have, explain that Discord thing.

00:08:59.000 Oh, well, no, this, right?

00:09:01.000 Yeah, that's what I meant.

00:09:03.000 So, yeah, audio's fine.

00:09:04.000 Super chat.

00:09:05.000 So you would click here, donate to read a message on there.

00:09:07.000 The way you get here is through the desktop version.

00:09:10.000 So you go to sensor.tv on your computer.

00:09:13.000 You click the live banner at the top here, and then you'll click that.

00:09:17.000 You can chat for free in here, you know, if you're signed up.

00:09:21.000 And then we'll read your message here.

00:09:23.000 And then, yeah, people donate.

00:09:24.000 They leave messages and we donate the money to Max and John, the Proud Boys who got us.

00:09:28.000 Oh, hit the 20k mark!

00:09:30.000 Oh, good.

00:09:31.000 We cleared 20.

00:09:32.000 So that's 10 each for them.

00:09:35.000 Outstanding.

00:09:36.000 And we'll give them a bunch of money when they get out.

00:09:40.000 Because no matter where you are on the political spectrum, you should not have to serve four years in prison for a fistfight when the victim said, No, I don't want to press charges.

00:09:52.000 And the victims started the fight.

00:09:54.000 And the fight was 17 seconds.

00:09:59.000 So we'll read those in a second.

00:10:01.000 But I think what we have to do with the sponsors is we have to pay our debt.

00:10:08.000 So I'm still reading these because they've already paid us.

00:10:12.000 But then we're going to need a new ad guy.

00:10:14.000 If anyone does podcast ad sponsorship, please let us know.

00:10:18.000 We fired the previous guy because his negligence led to a website for one of our sponsors that had the anti-semitic, goyish, whatever, the Jewish guy as me with the tartan hat on and it was a gold company.

00:10:35.000 So we were not impressed with that.

00:10:38.000 It didn't impress us much.

00:10:40.000 And whether he did it on purpose is irrelevant.

00:10:44.000 Because he was so bad at his job, we considered that he was a brilliant prankster.

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00:12:44.000 Okay, also in the news.

00:12:47.000 We've got a lot.

00:12:47.000 I could talk news all day.

00:12:49.000 It's kind of the problem with the structure of the show is we have too much content.

00:12:53.000 Like I have a thousand emails I haven't read that I've read myself and I go, these are good.

00:12:59.000 And then I have at least a hundred stories I could talk about.

00:13:03.000 I guess we'll get it all taken care of in the marathon.

00:13:06.000 In December, right before Christmas, we're going to do a No Sleep Till Christmas Super Marathon, which will be a non-stop Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, five-day show.

00:13:18.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:13:21.000 So see if you can handle that.

00:13:24.000 But we're obviously going to be on meth the whole time.

00:13:28.000 And poppers.

00:13:31.000 A little bit of poppers.

00:13:33.000 Have you ever done poppers?

00:13:34.000 I've sniffed a poppers thing, yeah.

00:13:36.000 Have you ever done poppers?

00:13:38.000 Anal nitrate?

00:13:40.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:13:40.000 That fag drug?

00:13:41.000 I thought it was called anal nitrate because it loosens your asshole.

00:13:44.000 I know you did.

00:13:45.000 You don't even have to tell me that.

00:13:46.000 I can tell that you're the kind of person that thinks it's anal nitrate.

00:13:49.000 I did it before I knew it was like a gay drug and then I looked back and I was like, was that guy trying to fuck me?

00:13:54.000 It got zero other vibes.

00:13:55.000 I got a splitting headache from it.

00:13:58.000 I was like, why would he want to sniff?

00:14:00.000 It's like a little yellow and red vial, right?

00:14:02.000 Yeah, it's got a lightning bolt on it.

00:14:05.000 It's in all the gay bars.

00:14:06.000 Speaking of gay...

00:14:09.000 I moved to Montreal in 1988.

00:14:11.000 I was obviously drowning in homosexuals.

00:14:15.000 They were everywhere.

00:14:16.000 We would go to gay bars to pick up chicks because fag hags would be lonely.

00:14:21.000 There was a bar called Cox there.

00:14:23.000 There'd be homosexuals everywhere.

00:14:25.000 Didn't mean anything to us and we would prey on the fag hags.

00:14:29.000 My wife's a fag hag.

00:14:29.000 That's how I met my wife.

00:14:31.000 Well, I didn't meet her at a gay bar but

00:14:34.000 She was part of that culture.

00:14:35.000 She was in fashion.

00:14:36.000 I've never not been around homosexuals.

00:14:39.000 I don't dislike them.

00:14:40.000 It's like Hasidic Jews.

00:14:42.000 I get that they have a thing and it's none of my beeswax and go bananas, kids.

00:14:46.000 Not a thing on my radar.

00:14:49.000 Um, I feel bad for them that they fuck so much they get monkey pox and AIDS.

00:14:53.000 It's sort of like the drill rappers in the Bronx.

00:14:55.000 I couldn't give less of a shit about them.

00:14:57.000 That kid who got murdered down the street, I feel nothing.

00:15:01.000 But generally I kind of feel bad that they're killing each other with no, they're not even doing it for drug territory for crying out loud.

00:15:08.000 So that's how I feel about homos.

00:15:10.000 And Proud Boys was formed in New York City, so it was obviously plenty of homos, plenty of Jews, plenty of visible minorities, because that's New York City.

00:15:20.000 It's just the way we are.

00:15:23.000 And it's funny how outsiders just assume that you're this weird redneck who hates gays and blacks.

00:15:31.000 I've lived in New York City for most of my life at this point.

00:15:36.000 25 years.

00:15:37.000 Actually, almost half my life.

00:15:39.000 And you don't hate blacks and gays and Jews or anything Chinese here.

00:15:43.000 It'd be like hating giraffes when you lived in the zoo.

00:15:47.000 Come on now, doll.

00:15:50.000 So this retaliation is bizarre.

00:15:53.000 I'm preparing you for something that is so fucking retarded.

00:15:58.000 So what this is, is this is kids in Pennsylvania, which is basically like the Midwest, really, where Penn State is.

00:16:04.000 Like the culture is very Madison, very normie, very white.

00:16:08.000 They had a drag queen rally called Together We Are.

00:16:14.000 At the same time, I was meant to have my talk, and this was a protest.

00:16:20.000 And what it actually is, is probably straight kids.

00:16:25.000 I don't even think these guys are gay voguing.

00:16:28.000 Now I was around for voguing in the eighties.

00:16:30.000 It was a big thing in New York where these homos do this, like they're all on fucking Coke and they dance around, they collapse.

00:16:36.000 And they just like, it went from like a fashion show walk to like over the top fashion show walk, I guess, because men have more energy and testosterone.

00:16:44.000 So they take the silly gay fashion walk and they make it through the roof.

00:16:48.000 Right.

00:16:49.000 So what you're about to see is possibly gay, probably not, white male college students voguing to protest me and Alex Stein.

00:17:02.000 And it's pathetic.

00:17:08.000 I bet you he's not gay.

00:17:13.000 They're figures.

00:17:19.000 I think his teeth fly out at some point.

00:17:23.000 Yeah, right there.

00:17:24.000 I don't know what that was.

00:17:25.000 Maybe an earring?

00:17:27.000 That was his Viola Coke.

00:17:29.000 And then she's Dora, the Mexican drunk, who's drinking tequila.

00:17:40.000 I think that's a chick.

00:17:42.000 I think this is a chick, too.

00:17:43.000 I think this is a girl doing a drag queen thing.

00:17:47.000 And then when they do vogue movements like this, everyone goes nuts.

00:17:53.000 Because they saw a documentary about voguing.

00:17:57.000 And then look at this guy.

00:17:58.000 As Matty pointed out, you're 20, you did a cartwheel.

00:18:00.000 Yeah, you probably should be able to do a cartwheel at that age.

00:18:03.000 I could do that right now.

00:18:04.000 Any college student should be able to do a cartwheel.

00:18:07.000 Fuck you, he says.

00:18:10.000 They're on your side, Stu.

00:18:11.000 Like, who are you rebelling against?

00:18:14.000 I don't want drag shows for little kids, but a bunch of adults doing drag show?

00:18:19.000 Okay.

00:18:20.000 Voguing?

00:18:20.000 Okay.

00:18:21.000 You know, this is happening all around us right now in New York City, a hundred times over.

00:18:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:26.000 Well, you used to have a place called Lips and... Yeah, I went there with Milo and Pamela Geller.

00:18:32.000 All the waitresses were, uh...

00:18:34.000 Drag queens.

00:18:35.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 Yeah.

00:18:37.000 Oh, it's not a new thing.

00:18:38.000 You're not blowing our minds, guys.

00:18:45.000 It was like a novelty.

00:18:47.000 Guys would go there.

00:18:49.000 Groups of guys would go.

00:18:50.000 Oh, the tourists are there.

00:18:51.000 It's like half tourists laughing their heads off.

00:18:53.000 Yeah.

00:18:54.000 Moms from Ireland and stuff.

00:18:56.000 Like, you're not...

00:18:58.000 You're not blowing any minds.

00:18:59.000 And then the last news item I really want to get to is, uh, our buddy Terrence.

00:19:05.000 What's his name?

00:19:05.000 Terrence Crawford.

00:19:06.000 Otis Simbos.

00:19:08.000 Terrence Howard.

00:19:09.000 Terrence Howard.

00:19:09.000 So dude, like we live in a country that has a black worship problem where when black guys do anything, we start shitting ourselves and going, this is awesome without checking what it is.

00:19:23.000 Now, Terrence Howard has decided that math is wrong.

00:19:30.000 One times zero is not zero.

00:19:33.000 That doesn't make sense to him, so it's wrong.

00:19:36.000 And the square root of four is not two.

00:19:39.000 That sounds weird to him, so it's wrong.

00:19:41.000 I've heard meth heads talk like this.

00:19:44.000 Crystal meth.

00:19:47.000 You've done a lot of meth, Matty.

00:19:49.000 Did you ever get into these meth conversations where you thought you had outsmarted physics?

00:19:53.000 No.

00:19:54.000 Zero times anything is zero.

00:19:57.000 I still believe that to this day.

00:19:58.000 Yeah, things can seem weird.

00:20:00.000 Here's something that seems weird to me.

00:20:02.000 If you flip a coin and it's heads 20 times, the odds of it being heads the next time are still 50-50.

00:20:08.000 As my dad said, punching his desk, coins don't have a fucking memory.

00:20:12.000 That sounds weird to me, but I know it's mathematically true, so I accept it.

00:20:17.000 Not Terrence.

00:20:18.000 He goes, nice try.

00:20:20.000 Nice try, physics.

00:20:22.000 And then he goes farther than just reinventing mathematics.

00:20:27.000 He calls it, what does he call it?

00:20:28.000 Terrence-ology?

00:20:29.000 Terry-ology or something like that.

00:20:32.000 Even the name Terrence, like why the fuck wouldn't you be Terry?

00:20:37.000 Then he goes, there's actually symbols that were sent here, I think from outer space, to, uh, that can help us harness their energy.

00:20:46.000 And you can just like power a truck from a symbol.

00:20:49.000 Really?

00:20:49.000 No gas necessary.

00:20:51.000 Huh.

00:20:51.000 But the gas companies, they keep that.

00:20:53.000 Is that kind of like Prince's symbol?

00:20:56.000 It's more of a repeating shape.

00:20:59.000 The princess symbol is very non-repeatable.

00:21:04.000 And because the West worships black people, they had them at Oxford do a talk.

00:21:11.000 Now we know this is one of the oldest symbols

00:21:20.000 Don't you want him to sit with mathematicians?

00:21:23.000 I want him to sit with the top mathematicians and physicists in the world in a room.

00:21:29.000 Now my dad and my father-in-law are both very successful physicists.

00:21:33.000 My dad's a mathematician and my father-in-law is a biochemist and I show them this kind of shit and they don't laugh.

00:21:39.000 They don't like it.

00:21:39.000 They just go, this is very tedious.

00:21:42.000 I'm like, this is pure rubbish!

00:21:44.000 You're the ones I want to watch this with!

00:21:46.000 Like, I sat my father-in-law and my dad down with a documentary about this symbol that the alien sent us and how it provides us the evidence on how to harness the energy of the universe without using gas, and they're just like, halfway through, they're just like, this is tedious, this is garbage.

00:22:04.000 I'm like, no.

00:22:06.000 I need you to tell me exactly how ludicrous it is.

00:22:09.000 Anyway, so I don't think top scientists in the world would want to sit down with Terrence, but that would be fun.

00:22:16.000 And I have a feeling that the first, like, half hour would be them going, wait, what?

00:22:24.000 I can't even, like, they couldn't even get out the door.

00:22:27.000 Like, is this a joke?

00:22:28.000 Like, what do you, wait, wait, what does that mean?

00:22:30.000 What is a multi-plane thing?

00:22:33.000 And remember, if you, we watched his Oxford talk on the show, and he kept, he was frustrated that he didn't bring this symbol, this chart, this structure, and he didn't have a PowerPoint.

00:22:47.000 So he kept saying, it's hard to do without showing you.

00:22:49.000 With the view,

00:22:51.000 He was fully prepared and he has the Simbo with him.

00:22:58.000 So the view was like, yeah, you talked at Oxford.

00:23:00.000 And by the way, his credibility becomes cumulative.

00:23:04.000 So because he's been on, did a talk at Oxford, now he can do, say it on the talk show.

00:23:09.000 Now, because he's been at the View in Oxford, I guess the White House is next.

00:23:12.000 And he can explain to Mr. Magoo, the president, uh, how the Otis Simbos can run the economy.

00:23:18.000 He's already had an interview with the Rolling Stones.

00:23:21.000 Oh yeah, yeah, he said I wrote an article for Rolling Stones Magazine.

00:23:25.000 Oh this is great mate, thanks.

00:23:28.000 What?

00:23:29.000 We just did a little fanzine about our band because we're hoping to get off the ground.

00:23:34.000 We've only been around for half a century.

00:23:37.000 It's called Rolling Stones Magazine.

00:23:39.000 We're currently in litigation with Jan Wenner.

00:23:45.000 Well, I'm gonna talk about this since we're here.

00:23:47.000 Now, a couple years ago, I did an article for the Rolling Stones, and they said I was crazy because I was telling them that the square root of 2 was a rational number.

00:23:58.000 This is the proof that the square root of 2 is a rational number.

00:24:01.000 Well, you went to Oxford to present, right?

00:24:03.000 What's the square root of 2?

00:24:05.000 And when I was at Oxford, now this is the point where four bubbles meet.

00:24:09.000 Bubbles.

00:24:09.000 Equally and oppositely.

00:24:10.000 Can I touch it?

00:24:11.000 Yes.

00:24:11.000 Equally and oppositely.

00:24:12.000 And it's where twelve planes meet.

00:24:13.000 That looks like a balloon art animal from a clown.

00:24:15.000 It is.

00:24:16.000 So, Noodles the Clown made this for me at a birthday.

00:24:21.000 Yeah, that was given out at a four-year-old's birthday party.

00:24:24.000 I went to Barnum and Berry, and I stayed afterwards, and the Rodeo Clown made me this.

00:24:30.000 I made this for the Rolling Stones.

00:24:32.000 What is a rational number?

00:24:34.000 I think it's a non-infinite number.

00:24:37.000 It can be expressed as the quotient of two integers.

00:24:52.000 Oh, I'm a retard.

00:24:54.000 It's above my pay grade.

00:24:55.000 I don't know what integers are.

00:24:56.000 Would you like to do some math in public, Matty?

00:24:58.000 No, never do math in public.

00:25:00.000 And this is why, look at Terrence.

00:25:04.000 The square root of two is one.

00:25:06.000 He also said, I think he said, remember he said something like, people think that zero times one is zero.

00:25:10.000 And I got, if you believe that, then, oh, he said that at the Oxford talk, then I'll give you a pound.

00:25:16.000 You can multiply by zero and we'll watch it disappear.

00:25:19.000 No, I can't believe I'm saying this, but one times zero means the list of ones is at zero, so there's no ones.

00:25:28.000 The occurrences are zero of that.

00:25:30.000 How many oranges are there?

00:25:31.000 There's zero oranges.

00:25:33.000 Okay, so there's no orange there.

00:25:34.000 But you said orange.

00:25:35.000 It doesn't mean we take an orange, we put it into a thing, and it vanishes.

00:25:40.000 That's called magic.

00:25:41.000 Yeah.

00:25:42.000 When you times it.

00:25:43.000 Or your mouth.

00:25:46.000 Where's the orange peel?

00:25:48.000 You can't eat that.

00:25:51.000 People thought I was crazy until I showed this.

00:25:54.000 This is an undiscovered geometry that I'm now making known to the world here on this show.

00:26:05.000 Thank you so much.

00:26:06.000 There was a little bit of tremor in his voice there.

00:26:09.000 Yeah, yeah there was.

00:26:10.000 He sounded like he was gonna cry.

00:26:11.000 Yeah, it must be very emotional for him to do such a... Yeah.

00:26:17.000 He must get pussy from this.

00:26:19.000 You know how hard it is to... Because first she's like, bullshit, you're just a psycho meth head.

00:26:23.000 Oh really?

00:26:24.000 Why was I invited to Oxford then?

00:26:26.000 Why was I on The View?

00:26:28.000 Hmm.

00:26:29.000 Because you're a clown.

00:26:30.000 They can't all be nuts.

00:26:31.000 He's emotional because you know how hard it is to transport a balloon?

00:26:34.000 You gotta blow it up.

00:26:36.000 Dude, that was in a crazy box.

00:26:38.000 And he was like, where my box at?

00:26:39.000 Yeah.

00:26:40.000 It's right next to you, Terrence.

00:26:41.000 We haven't moved yet.

00:26:42.000 Okay, okay, okay.

00:26:43.000 This is very important.

00:26:45.000 This is one of the oldest symbols.

00:26:47.000 It's an undiscovered geometrical shape.

00:26:52.000 They were so upset.

00:26:54.000 Because how can a man that didn't graduate from one of their prestigious schools come and tell them that the square root of two was a rational number?

00:27:02.000 And I said, I didn't come to tell you guys this, I just came to prove to you that it's a rational number.

00:27:07.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if this was a documentary just like Joaquin Phoenix did that thing, where he was going deep undercover?

00:27:13.000 And then at the end of it, he's like, look how much they kiss my ass because I'm an idiot, but I'm black.

00:27:19.000 I think it would be more awesome if he was right.

00:27:22.000 And he found a loophole in mathematics.

00:27:25.000 And we were all driving around in Otis Symbolmobiles for free.

00:27:30.000 The economy was just through the roof.

00:27:32.000 No more pollution.

00:27:33.000 Wormholes and black holes.

00:27:34.000 Left and right are happy now because we have infinite power and we're not hurting the environment anymore.

00:27:40.000 He saved the world.

00:27:42.000 King Terrence Howard.

00:27:43.000 Maybe the D.O.D.

00:27:44.000 and the Pentagon have called him up.

00:27:46.000 Yeah.

00:27:47.000 He's the new Tony Stark.

00:27:51.000 They didn't like it.

00:27:54.000 That's true.

00:27:56.000 That's the only thing he said that's true.

00:27:58.000 The academics at Oxford did not like it.

00:28:03.000 Not that they have any credentials.

00:28:04.000 I like it.

00:28:05.000 Terrence, we love it.

00:28:06.000 I love it.

00:28:09.000 Can I have one?

00:28:11.000 I'm making these balloons out in the hallway when you're done.

00:28:13.000 He's the most confident scientist I've ever come across in my life.

00:28:17.000 Next to Neil deGrasse Tyson.

00:28:18.000 They didn't like what I had to do.

00:28:19.000 I had to show them.

00:28:34.000 Nobody likes to be one-upped.

00:28:35.000 Why didn't I like it?

00:28:35.000 Because you didn't go to Oxford?

00:28:37.000 Well, because... That I'm aware of?

00:28:40.000 Well, you have to remember our entire world economy is based on one times one equaling one.

00:28:44.000 So if you can prove that an action times an action equals a reaction, which science proves, then one times one must equal more than one.

00:28:53.000 And to have the physical proof of it, that kind of shakes things up a bit.

00:28:56.000 His phone goes off, by the way, or somebody's phone.

00:28:58.000 I'm guessing it's his because I'm pretty sure they know the drill.

00:29:02.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure people who have a daily TV show know how to turn your fucking phone off.

00:29:07.000 That's my default ringtone.

00:29:14.000 Well, you're a shaker-upper.

00:29:15.000 Speaking of shaking up, could you put your shit on vibrate, sir?

00:29:25.000 I like how Meghan McCain didn't fall for it.

00:29:45.000 So there he has a massive chart that he wrote for the Rolling Stones.

00:29:51.000 When you stop me up!

00:29:52.000 Wait a second, Terrence is outside.

00:29:54.000 Keith Richards probably really enjoyed this presentation.

00:29:57.000 This is excellent.

00:29:58.000 People wonder why the Rolling Stones have lasted so long.

00:30:01.000 It's because they follow Terrence-ology.

00:30:04.000 Okay, wait, wait.

00:30:05.000 Unbalance equation.

00:30:06.000 We will call the first value of one, the second value of one.

00:30:11.000 What?

00:30:12.000 Mathematics doesn't usually have this many sentences.

00:30:16.000 Is it a finished equation?

00:30:17.000 Yes or no?

00:30:17.000 Hmm.

00:30:21.000 Okay, wait, that's the meat of it right there.

00:30:23.000 A, B, and C. Okay, A, we will call the first value of 1.

00:30:26.000 B, we will call the second value of 1.

00:30:30.000 C, we will call the third value of 1 on the opposite end of the equation.

00:30:34.000 Plus 1, plus 1.

00:30:36.000 What?

00:30:37.000 That's not how you letter things either, list things.

00:30:39.000 Wait, keep going?

00:30:42.000 How much is it by the way if 101 so 1 times 1 is is 2 so we were close wait a minute wait 3 equals 2 The basic laws of common sense Hmm wait keep going with that.

00:30:54.000 What's the next page that doesn't look like the balanced equation does it oh?

00:31:00.000 My god.

00:31:00.000 Yeah Terrence math is almost no words.

00:31:04.000 Oh

00:31:07.000 Like you look at Einstein with the theory of relativity, it's just a fucking big pile of numbers and cosines and those little squiggly long division signs and fractions.

00:31:20.000 This is a man who walked in, like, Gordon Ramsay's kitchen and he was like, here's a piece of shit with a leaf on top.

00:31:25.000 And pardon my French.

00:31:26.000 Otherwise, there's no way to make mathematical sense or solve for the impossible hypothesis of one times one equals one.

00:31:32.000 I hereby call, and pardon my French, bullshit on one times one equal-ing.

00:31:39.000 Equaling.

00:31:44.000 On that note, I must immediately declare that it's a false statement Wow Wow, so what do people say to that?

00:31:56.000 This is like I wish real mathematicians would respond Yeah, anyone else

00:32:05.000 You show him, Terrence, with that number shit.

00:32:09.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:32:10.000 My brother, you're confusing me.

00:32:13.000 How do the people that handle him or that are around him let him?

00:32:18.000 Does one times three equal four?

00:32:22.000 What?

00:32:23.000 It's going back to the time of the Egyptians.

00:32:25.000 Yeah, honestly, what the fuck?

00:32:38.000 Can we get an update?

00:32:39.000 That's how they built the pyramid.

00:32:40.000 Oh, I remember this.

00:32:41.000 Golden Globes?

00:32:42.000 How many Golden Globes did you win?

00:32:57.000 Isn't Pratt like an art school?

00:33:03.000 Yeah, in Brooklyn.

00:33:04.000 Are you kidding?

00:33:04.000 Yeah, Pratt's an art school.

00:33:06.000 I don't think they have a chemical engineering program.

00:33:09.000 Maybe.

00:33:09.000 I'm banned from Pratt.

00:33:15.000 Yeah, I did a talk there on cool in like 2003 or 2000.

00:33:20.000 Is it in the city or in Brooklyn?

00:33:23.000 It's in Brooklyn.

00:33:24.000 Yeah, I think it's in like Park Slope.

00:33:26.000 Yeah.

00:33:28.000 And at one point during the talk, they I made a joke about like, yeah, I have a mustache.

00:33:35.000 A lot of gays have mustaches, but I'm not I'm not gay.

00:33:37.000 It's not a gay thing at all.

00:33:38.000 It was a really obvious silly joke about pretending that I'm worried people think I'm gay because I have a mustache.

00:33:45.000 Total throwaway line.

00:33:47.000 They were so mortified that not only am I banned but the talk and it was called like it was sponsored by I think Red Bull or some shit.

00:33:54.000 They canceled that entire series and ended those cool hipster talks because of my gay joke.

00:34:02.000 So we were nuts we've been nuts for a good 20 years so this person did a presumptive article they did Terry ology on Terry's math and came to such conclusions like we've all got tons of Metaphorical faces your body is a temple and other people's temple mankind needs more socialism haters don't actually exist people are clueless

00:34:24.000 Like, I'm okay with that kind of silly thinking when it's philosophy, because everything is subjective when you get like that.

00:34:29.000 But the fact that he's trying to apply ridiculous, I don't know, artistic philosophy to mathematics... Explain this.

00:34:40.000 Crazy is as crazy does do the math.

00:34:43.000 Let's start doing the math on that thing.

00:34:45.000 Okay.

00:34:47.000 Those are stacked.

00:34:48.000 That is proof.

00:34:49.000 Is that supposed to be like a double helix?

00:34:51.000 Like...

00:34:52.000 I guess.

00:34:53.000 Look at his blown out low res.

00:34:55.000 What the fuck is this?

00:34:57.000 Jesse Spallette.

00:34:58.000 Terrence Howard.

00:34:59.000 My nigga, you could get a full res image.

00:35:04.000 Whatever.

00:35:04.000 Poor guy.

00:35:05.000 I'll follow him.

00:35:06.000 He's too busy.

00:35:07.000 Yeah, follow him, man.

00:35:08.000 I want more of that.

00:35:11.000 Oh, he does some art, too.

00:35:13.000 He does art?

00:35:14.000 I do everything.

00:35:15.000 I learned art at MIT.

00:35:18.000 I think we've done the arts justice.

00:35:22.000 I had a biology teacher named William Tisdale when I was 14.

00:35:26.000 No you didn't.

00:35:28.000 He always spoke about biology in relation to... You just want to push him to go to Pratt.

00:35:33.000 ...and shapes.

00:35:35.000 It made me respect nature.

00:35:37.000 It made me respect life.

00:35:39.000 It made me respect myself.

00:35:41.000 He would tell me keep it simple... Well stop.

00:35:43.000 ...nature does.

00:35:44.000 You know what I'm remembering right now?

00:35:46.000 Remember he was in that pimp movie?

00:35:48.000 Yeah.

00:35:49.000 Hustle and Flow.

00:35:50.000 Yeah, Hustle and Flow.

00:35:51.000 Justin Theroux told me a long time ago that Terrence Howard told him how to be a pimp.

00:35:58.000 And he had interviewed a bunch of pimps for the show, for the movie, in advance.

00:36:03.000 What the fuck was it?

00:36:04.000 Character research.

00:36:05.000 It's like you start dating a girl and you leave her some money afterwards and you keep doing that until she gets used to it and then you start slowly farming her out.

00:36:16.000 Like you pay her to go out with your friend and then you slowly do that until the next thing they know they're a prostitute.

00:36:23.000 I'm probably not doing it justice.

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00:36:43.000 Inflation is the highest we've seen since 1982.

00:36:45.000 I was just at the bar talking to a guy who looked up his 401k and was mortified at the damage that had been done, and I reminded him

00:36:54.000 That my dad took out all of his money when Biden was elected and my brother and I laughed at him because he lost $50,000.

00:37:00.000 I mean actualized losses.

00:37:04.000 And now he's sitting pretty.

00:37:06.000 $50,000 is a great loss.

00:37:11.000 He's making like 1% in a savings account in the bank and kicking all of our asses.

00:37:18.000 By the way, Sean Hannity is fucking loaded.

00:37:20.000 He's got money from real estate, not from Fox News.

00:37:23.000 I think he's worth a hundred million bucks.

00:37:26.000 Um, the national debt just hit a record 30 trillion.

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00:38:30.000 At least some.

00:38:34.000 Okay, we'll be going behind the paywall soon.

00:38:36.000 You freeloaders have had almost as much free content as you deserve.

00:38:41.000 But let's take a couple calls, maybe look at a couple letters.

00:38:44.000 Oh, let's read some Super Chats.

00:38:47.000 Thursday night is the night we get back in touch with the people.

00:38:51.000 If they've got a problem with the show, we're all ears.

00:38:55.000 Usually it's someone anonymous telling me I'm a pussy.

00:38:58.000 Seems to be the pattern.

00:39:00.000 You got a problem?

00:39:01.000 Yo, I'll solve it.

00:39:03.000 Oh, here we go.

00:39:04.000 I have a degree in mathematics.

00:39:05.000 He's trying to prove the square root of two is rational, but the proof that the square root of two is irrational is a famously simple proof.

00:39:12.000 The blue box in this link is the entire proof.

00:39:16.000 You might not understand the proof, but you'll notice the proof doesn't require balloon animals.

00:39:23.000 Math profs do actually contain a lot of words, but he is just rambling nonsensically.

00:39:28.000 Well, my dad made me take mathematics, calculus, and algebra, but calculus I remember the most, in university.

00:39:35.000 I said, I'm not going to pay for this unless you take math, but Canadian University, it's mostly paid for by the government.

00:39:43.000 So it's like four or five grand a year.

00:39:45.000 So I just said, uh, I'll just work as a janitor at the school and pay for this.

00:39:49.000 Cause fuck this shit.

00:39:52.000 It is way too hard.

00:39:53.000 I had to sit at the front of the class with like five coffees just to get a 51 in Canada.

00:39:59.000 It's like 51% to pass.

00:40:03.000 But I remember, I think one of my final exams was just, what is the surface area of 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis?

00:40:14.000 And it was five pages of no words.

00:40:19.000 Suppose two, okay, we're not gonna understand this, we're all too dumb.

00:40:23.000 That's like Chinese on the screen.

00:40:25.000 But pull out so someone smart can understand that he's wrong.

00:40:31.000 Like, zoom out.

00:40:39.000 All right, so that looks pretty simple.

00:40:42.000 For those of you who know what you're looking at.

00:40:47.000 What's a reasonable pussy eating to BJ ratio you have if you have a girlfriend that doesn't like sucking dick?

00:40:52.000 We've been dating for a month or so.

00:40:53.000 It's like 8 to 1.

00:40:55.000 Wow.

00:40:58.000 I mean, it depends on ages, but yeah, I think that blowjobs to pussy should be like 8 to 1.

00:41:07.000 Not the other way around.

00:41:08.000 She doesn't like sucking dick.

00:41:10.000 Yeah, blowjobs are easy.

00:41:11.000 Eating pussy's hard.

00:41:19.000 8-1 is totally unacceptable, it should be reversed.

00:41:22.000 Do you think conservative college talks will ever happen again, now that the left knows they can just pepper spray themselves to get it shut down?

00:41:28.000 Also, when are you guys doing a show in Dayton?

00:41:30.000 Well, I think we'll start up the comedy tours out in the new year.

00:41:35.000 But they're getting more and more hard to put on.

00:41:37.000 Especially above the Mason-Dixon line.

00:41:40.000 If everyone in the U.S.

00:41:40.000 agreed that we should split into two or more countries and we all agreed, what the... Let me scoot it.

00:41:53.000 What the new borders would be will be the best way to divide them.

00:41:55.000 I don't like this kind of talk.

00:41:57.000 It's never going to be two countries.

00:41:59.000 It's just young people are so hypothetical.

00:42:03.000 You know, it's never happening.

00:42:06.000 Great times minus a VIP ticket price.

00:42:08.000 Got the VIP experience regardless.

00:42:09.000 Cut your hair, Ryan.

00:42:10.000 You looked really good with slick back hair.

00:42:12.000 I guess he's talking about Chicago.

00:42:13.000 Because he certainly didn't get a VIP experience at fucking Penn State.

00:42:20.000 Whoa, did we just fart at the same time?

00:42:22.000 No, no, no.

00:42:23.000 I did an FF.

00:42:24.000 Fake fart.

00:42:25.000 Yes.

00:42:27.000 Let's get to those $100 ones.

00:42:29.000 Let's.

00:42:30.000 So let's see, let's line them up here nice and sexy.

00:42:35.000 I thought our tech guy had a whole system.

00:42:37.000 He does, but that's only the last five that show.

00:42:41.000 This one is $50.

00:42:43.000 What the fuck am I looking at?

00:42:44.000 What happened to the cool thing?

00:42:47.000 See only the last five show.

00:42:49.000 Hello, G-Doug.

00:42:50.000 I have two friends who are 21.

00:42:51.000 They've fucked over 50 women.

00:42:52.000 One of them has even fucked moms.

00:42:53.000 Almost all of these women are from Tinder or parties.

00:42:57.000 What are your thoughts?

00:42:58.000 That's leading a gay lifestyle.

00:42:59.000 That's what homosexuals do.

00:43:00.000 This one, $100K.

00:43:05.000 Gavin, please look into this awesome brother.

00:43:07.000 He gave me permission to use the n-word three times per year, but I'll just say brother.

00:43:12.000 He goes by the name of Black Rosebud or Lonnell Harris.

00:43:15.000 He's a legit black Trump supporter.

00:43:17.000 Good father.

00:43:19.000 Child groomer.

00:43:19.000 Clowns on Joe Biden.

00:43:20.000 Black spamming badly.

00:43:21.000 He said he liked Archie Bunker and racial but not racist jokes.

00:43:28.000 He had positive interviews.

00:43:29.000 When I spoke to him in person, he brought up he had positive interviews with PB and has witnessed PB offering security escort services.

00:43:35.000 He laughed at the media calling him racist.

00:43:36.000 He was outside on the 6th.

00:43:38.000 He didn't recognize a photo of you when I showed him.

00:43:40.000 Maybe because he's relatively recently red-pilled, but I told him about you.

00:43:43.000 I told him blah, blah, blah.

00:43:44.000 He's been cancelled, censored, banned, lost, friends.

00:43:49.000 Uh-oh.

00:43:50.000 That didn't sound good, dude.

00:43:52.000 No, it was just a juicy one.

00:43:53.000 He needs to get a show uncensored, blah, blah, blah.

00:43:55.000 Okay, let's look him up.

00:43:56.000 Sounds like you deflated Terrence Howard's balloon.

00:44:01.000 Don't you wish at least one of those women at the table went, this is absolute horseshit.

00:44:06.000 Never happened on The View.

00:44:07.000 What?

00:44:08.000 You're deranged.

00:44:08.000 Never happened on the stage.

00:44:10.000 You're deranged.

00:44:12.000 At least one.

00:44:14.000 Look up Black Rose Bud, I guess we have to.

00:44:16.000 He paid a hundred bucks.

00:44:16.000 Yeah, let's check this dude out real quick.

00:44:19.000 It's BLAQ.

00:44:21.000 He black, he funny.

00:44:23.000 Let's do, uh... Here's Why Scrooge McDuck, My Hero.

00:44:27.000 Or Hip Hop Makes Women Work So Hard.

00:44:30.000 Any of these?

00:44:31.000 Go for the biggest number.

00:44:33.000 Okay, big number coming up, K. Obviously, you want to sort by... Popular.

00:44:40.000 I checked the social media page before the show.

00:44:43.000 Said a lot of church people supposed to be here.

00:44:45.000 Is that true?

00:44:45.000 A lot of people?

00:44:47.000 Why do they have text on all comedy?

00:44:50.000 Okay, questions in the building.

00:44:52.000 Praise God.

00:44:55.000 My question for you Christians is, um, how come ain't none of y'all saved when y'all driving?

00:45:01.000 What?

00:45:05.000 Y'all been out in these streets recently?

00:45:07.000 There is none righteous in these streets.

00:45:12.000 No, not one.

00:45:16.000 That's pretty funny.

00:45:18.000 It took a second to get there, but so does he have political?

00:45:20.000 Oh, he does have political.

00:45:21.000 Non-righteous.

00:45:23.000 Um, transcends race.

00:45:26.000 All right, let's get to the next one.

00:45:27.000 We gave this guy enough for his hundred bucks.

00:45:28.000 He's got stuff.

00:45:30.000 Check him out.

00:45:31.000 Bam.

00:45:32.000 Boom.

00:45:32.000 We've done it.

00:45:33.000 This is 25.

00:45:34.000 This guy's married.

00:45:35.000 His marriage question.

00:45:36.000 These go over pretty good.

00:45:39.000 It turned pretty good.

00:45:41.000 I'm married, two kids, another on the way.

00:45:43.000 Problem is my wife wants nothing to do with my mother and is affecting the relationship that our children have with my parents.

00:45:48.000 My wife and my mother got along prior to the birth of our child.

00:45:50.000 I guess there were times when my mother stepped on her toes.

00:45:52.000 Me being a new parent at 23, I didn't recognize that the relationship deteriorated exponentially from there.

00:45:57.000 Despite my mother's frequent attempts to reconcile and my wife's utter disregard.

00:46:01.000 Gee, that's a tough one.

00:46:03.000 My parents live on the other side of the country.

00:46:05.000 So it's not like we see them often.

00:46:07.000 I don't know how to fix this.

00:46:09.000 I'm tired of being in the middle of this fucking shit!

00:46:12.000 I love my wife, but I also owe my parents a relationship with their grandchildren.

00:46:16.000 Hmm.

00:46:18.000 Uh, she's gotta go.

00:46:18.000 I don't mean you have to dump her.

00:46:21.000 I mean, when you go visit your parents, she has to come.

00:46:24.000 And she has to be amicable.

00:46:27.000 Sorry.

00:46:28.000 That's just the way it is.

00:46:30.000 You gotta drop the hammer here and go, we're visiting my folks, or your folks are visiting us.

00:46:35.000 She doesn't have to go out partying with her, but when mom is in the house, no matter how much mom, your wife hates her,

00:46:44.000 She just has to smile and, yeah.

00:46:46.000 Do you guys want anything to drink?

00:46:47.000 You okay?

00:46:49.000 I mean, that's pretty rudimentary.

00:46:50.000 If your wife can't handle that, she's a fucking bitch.

00:46:53.000 Don't divorce her, but come on.

00:46:56.000 Smile and take it.

00:46:58.000 My parents are a fucking two bulls in a china shop.

00:47:03.000 And my wife just smiles and bears it.

00:47:05.000 I mean, she doesn't dislike them, but...

00:47:09.000 My dad is a lot to handle.

00:47:11.000 Screaming, yelling, falling down the stairs, breaking shit.

00:47:15.000 Like he's no small beans.

00:47:18.000 He's no shrinking violet.

00:47:20.000 And he'll scream at strangers.

00:47:22.000 He'll scream at my in-laws.

00:47:23.000 I mean, he is not, he cannot be censored.

00:47:27.000 He's Scottish.

00:47:29.000 Yeah.

00:47:29.000 From Glasgow.

00:47:30.000 The only time he's, I think, the only person who's ever been able to handle him is Unreliable at our bar.

00:47:37.000 Oh yeah.

00:47:38.000 Because he said, my dad was like, yes, could I get a tenant's lager, please?

00:47:46.000 And Unreliable goes, dude, I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

00:47:50.000 Speak English or I'm going to call ICE.

00:47:51.000 We will get you out of this country so fucking fast.

00:47:58.000 And my dad was just like,

00:48:05.000 He loved it.

00:48:06.000 Oh yeah.

00:48:07.000 Yeah, you've got family comes first.

00:48:10.000 Oh yeah, great time with your dad arguing.

00:48:12.000 I told him that the sun's not really hot.

00:48:15.000 He goes, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:48:17.000 I go, well, when you go to space, it's fucking 250 degrees below zero.

00:48:22.000 Where's all the fucking heat?

00:48:23.000 Wait, really?

00:48:24.000 Oh my God.

00:48:25.000 He went mental.

00:48:27.000 Wait, is it because there's no object to absorb it?

00:48:31.000 Well, the atmosphere helps.

00:48:32.000 I see.

00:48:34.000 The light rays hit the atmosphere Now if you look at the Sun and the shimba oh Here we go $100 from our cause Tommy's sort of mayor been on the show many times Yes, his YouTube channels are always getting removed, and I think you'd be a great addition to sensor TV Thank you.

00:48:49.000 You may want to just I don't know look at Google him on our site Like do a search.

00:48:55.000 I've had him on my old show a million times

00:48:57.000 He's one of the oldest Simbos.

00:48:58.000 50 bucks.

00:48:59.000 Yeah, you're disqualified.

00:49:14.000 Why would that be the case?

00:49:16.000 Why would that be the case?

00:49:17.000 Uh, no.

00:49:18.000 Damn.

00:49:19.000 Absolutely not.

00:49:21.000 Suck my dick, Al Franken.

00:49:23.000 You fucking loser.

00:49:23.000 This is really funny, so there's five bucks, though.

00:49:25.000 Thank God the Mets season is over.

00:49:27.000 I got so sick of your commentary on baseball considering you became a fan like eight seconds ago.

00:49:31.000 You're basically a confused blue-haired lesbian.

00:49:34.000 But thank you for being a dad that still takes his boy to the ballpark.

00:49:37.000 See, it's nice.

00:49:38.000 Gets you with a sting and then sweetens you up.

00:49:39.000 I was thinking about this today.

00:49:40.000 I get no summers.

00:49:43.000 Like a hundred percent of my weekends and I can't we can't go anywhere because of baseball.

00:49:47.000 So I hope my sons appreciate that I have completely abandoned any kind of free time outside of work to baseball.

00:49:56.000 There's always one of the boys has a game every every Saturday or Sunday and it's like fucking hours and that's if we're not driving to a game or something.

00:50:06.000 Baseball is my life.

00:50:08.000 $50 from Bryce.

00:50:09.000 He's a great guy for the boys looking into getting John employed when he gets out.

00:50:14.000 Regardless of what type of bullshit paperwork they say that he needs.

00:50:17.000 So we got a couple of new ones here.

00:50:20.000 The degree in mathematics was old news, so the one after that.

00:50:22.000 Love wearing flip-flops with my new sunglasses.

00:50:24.000 Playing video games as a woman.

00:50:25.000 Also talked to Bryce and Gray.

00:50:26.000 You should invite him on the show.

00:50:28.000 Yeah, he's a great guy.

00:50:29.000 Great guy!

00:50:30.000 I'm sick of trying to get guests.

00:50:31.000 They always ghost me.

00:50:34.000 This guy seconds giving Lionel Harris a show.

00:50:36.000 I guess they've heard of him.

00:50:39.000 Math is easy.

00:50:39.000 Matty, if you were like Jeffrey Dahmer, how would you cook human liver?

00:50:43.000 Also, did you ever eat any man meat in prison?

00:50:46.000 No man meat in prison.

00:50:47.000 There's plenty of people giving it away.

00:50:50.000 You cook that in the showers, I believe.

00:50:52.000 You eat liver raw, but I like it with bacon and onions myself.

00:50:58.000 Raw with bacon and onions?

00:50:59.000 No, I cook it with bacon and onions.

00:51:02.000 You like the texture?

00:51:04.000 Um, I actually learned to like liver in prison.

00:51:07.000 It used to be served every Monday night in F.C.I.

00:51:09.000 Allenwood.

00:51:10.000 Oh, really?

00:51:10.000 Yeah.

00:51:12.000 And it would be cooked?

00:51:13.000 Yeah.

00:51:14.000 Liver and onions.

00:51:15.000 It's good for you, right?

00:51:16.000 Yeah.

00:51:16.000 Oh, it's phenomenal for you.

00:51:18.000 One of the most nutrient-dense.

00:51:19.000 Yeah.

00:51:20.000 Well, there's that bodybuilder dude, Liver King, that you do.

00:51:22.000 Yeah, he's all juiced up.

00:51:23.000 Yeah, all the rest of that.

00:51:25.000 Allegedly.

00:51:26.000 You know.

00:51:26.000 I don't want to get sued.

00:51:27.000 Anginondolone and Dembolone, Trembolone, Dembolone.

00:51:30.000 But yeah, it's like when wolves and stuff like that make a kill, like the alpha wolf gets the liver because it's the most nutrient-dense organ in the body.

00:51:40.000 Then the heart next.

00:51:43.000 Let's take some calls.

00:51:44.000 There's a $50 one right there.

00:51:46.000 Where?

00:51:47.000 It's about math.

00:51:48.000 Math is easy.

00:51:49.000 That black dude's a fraud.

00:51:50.000 Proof, a number times a number equals that number added the times of the other number.

00:51:55.000 Fast addition, multiplication, vice versa.

00:51:58.000 Exponents are fast multiplication, vice versa, with roots.

00:52:01.000 We learned this in fifth grade at blue ribbon schools for the perhaps autistic or not retarded like Ryan.

00:52:08.000 Excuse you.

00:52:09.000 You know, I had your... You know, I regret pointing you out, sir.

00:52:13.000 You've hurt me.

00:52:14.000 God damn it, fix your sound.

00:52:16.000 Why is that so hard?

00:52:16.000 I have everything on full blast and it sounds like you're vomiting into a pillow.

00:52:21.000 Is that the one guy?

00:52:22.000 What is his name?

00:52:24.000 Brian.

00:52:24.000 Yeah, I think that's the same guy who said that.

00:52:26.000 I mean, I just opened up the app and I heard it real nice.

00:52:28.000 I know, that's a weird thing.

00:52:30.000 That's the thing about audio is you get these complaints and then you check it on your thing and it's fine.

00:52:36.000 It's not loud.

00:52:37.000 God damn it, fix your sound.

00:52:37.000 Why is that so hard?

00:52:39.000 I have everything on full blast and it sounds like

00:52:45.000 I think that's as loud as anything else That sounds pretty good to me Maybe I'm I mean I did crank it up after I saw that I'm not ignoring you But we could only do so much because I'm looking at the levels and they're going into the red And I just don't want you can't salvage distorted audio You know so No clipping no clipping

00:53:07.000 Unfortunately I looked at my phone and a cop has sent me a picture of a man who fell on a fence and has spikes going through his scrotal sack.

00:53:19.000 That's gonna look lovely!

00:53:22.000 So that's not good.

00:53:23.000 Well at least it didn't remove said scrotum sack and other appendage.

00:53:30.000 I don't know if this scrotum is gonna make it.

00:53:32.000 Might not make it, but it's got a lot of spike going through it.

00:53:36.000 We might have to save this for... Behind the paywall?

00:53:41.000 Yeah, let's do this behind the paywall because you guys gotta see this.

00:53:44.000 We're here with Twitch still, so if we haven't been banned, I don't know how.

00:53:49.000 Okay, so I'm going to send these to you now, Ryan, because it shows him initially on the fence fully dressed and then it shows him, I'm sorry to laugh, it shows him nude at the hospital where they have this sawed off piece of fence and they are trying to figure out what to do with his fucking balls.

00:54:08.000 That is correct, Gavin.

00:54:09.000 That is the primordial thing for our ancestors to do.

00:54:13.000 Just like Liver King, sleeping on the ground with pieces of hay stuck in by... You know what?

00:54:18.000 I'm gonna call it the Yazoo.

00:54:19.000 Because in Liver King, we don't curse.

00:54:22.000 Our primary ancestors never cursed.

00:54:26.000 They ate liver instead.

00:54:31.000 Nice to meet you.

00:54:36.000 So let's do the thanks for calling thing.

00:54:37.000 Okay.

00:54:39.000 We can open that up.

00:54:40.000 Thanks for calling.

00:54:42.000 We can do whatever you want.

00:54:44.000 You gotta turn your mic on now, buddy.

00:54:46.000 You are on the air.

00:54:49.000 This is a fucking loser.

00:54:54.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:54:56.000 You have one thing.

00:54:57.000 Thank you for calling.

00:54:58.000 It was great hearing from you.

00:55:01.000 All right, next call.

00:55:03.000 Oops.

00:55:05.000 There we go.

00:55:06.000 Blam.

00:55:06.000 The numbers on the screen.

00:55:08.000 718-400-0695.

00:55:08.000 While we wait for callers to come in.

00:55:12.000 718-400-6959.

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00:55:33.000 Yeah.

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00:55:34.000 Well, it's illegal in New York.

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00:56:03.000 Mattie, didn't you have a CBD store for a while?

00:56:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:56:05.000 I was part of it, starting it in New York before it was legal.

00:56:08.000 When was that?

00:56:09.000 Right about the time I got sick, around 2017.

00:56:31.000 And it was illegal?

00:56:33.000 No, no.

00:56:34.000 The CBD was legal.

00:56:36.000 And where were the stores?

00:56:38.000 There was a bunch in New York City.

00:56:39.000 And there was the original store we started down in Wilmington, North Carolina.

00:56:45.000 It was cheaper to buy property and stuff than in New York.

00:56:50.000 Our ancestors never got high.

00:56:54.000 But there once THC became legal there was loopholes and stuff like you could start gifting programs and stuff like where you don't sell it like if you bought $100 worth of stuff from the store you could get a pick off a gift list

00:57:11.000 Hmm.

00:57:12.000 It's a tough business to invest in, because you never know if it's going to get shut down.

00:57:16.000 Yeah, it was hard to get credit card processors and banking people to do business with you at that time.

00:57:22.000 You could die from aneurysm on the toilet.

00:57:23.000 You never know.

00:57:25.000 Could happen.

00:57:27.000 It could happen.

00:57:28.000 Hello, G-Dog and Ryguy, help me understand this joke.

00:57:32.000 I know everything about the kitchen sink.

00:57:33.000 What's going on with Elon Musk?

00:57:36.000 No, no, no.

00:57:36.000 It's let that sink in.

00:57:37.000 Let that sink in.

00:57:39.000 Yes.

00:57:39.000 I, I go to this email.

00:57:43.000 Yeah.

00:57:44.000 I was equally confused, sir.

00:57:46.000 I'm opening.

00:57:47.000 I like you was thinking everything but the kitchen sink.

00:57:49.000 Like I'm buying everything but the kitchen sink at Twitter.

00:57:53.000 But, um, Matty and Ryan explained to me that it's let that sink in.

00:57:59.000 This is, um,

00:58:01.000 Orange flag.

00:58:03.000 It's everything but the kitchen sink.

00:58:05.000 Unflagged.

00:58:06.000 It's got a purple flag.

00:58:09.000 Purple.

00:58:10.000 That helps me.

00:58:11.000 And that's why I got it.

00:58:12.000 I just made it orange.

00:58:13.000 I just got it, okay?

00:58:15.000 We're gonna open it up.

00:58:16.000 We're gonna really look at it.

00:58:18.000 In the biggest way.

00:58:19.000 Probably the biggest way.

00:58:20.000 Okay, this is a very anticlimactic way to end.

00:58:29.000 See, he just said it when he walked in.

00:58:33.000 I don't even get it.

00:58:34.000 I guess I get it.

00:58:35.000 Let this sink in.

00:58:35.000 Like yes, it's really happening.

00:58:36.000 I'm here.

00:58:36.000 Oh no!

00:58:52.000 We are losing criteria.

00:58:54.000 We are losing the staffers.

00:58:56.000 Why is it every time there's a big tech controversy, or you talk to someone at a big tech company, they are from India, buddy.

00:59:04.000 Like, remember when Jack Dorsey was on Joe Rogan?

00:59:07.000 And who was he with?

00:59:08.000 Nanjil Dupandapi.

00:59:12.000 Every single time.

00:59:14.000 Every fucking time, buddy.

00:59:16.000 They're smart to do buggers.

00:59:18.000 Well, I think it's they're cheap.

00:59:21.000 They have the VH1 visas things they do and they come in and then they start dominating the culture until it's weird if you're white there.

00:59:28.000 I'll tell you what, they dominate hotels in this country.

00:59:34.000 Yes.

00:59:34.000 50% of motels are owned by someone with the last name Patel.

00:59:39.000 Yeah.

00:59:39.000 And the last name Patel represents a fraction of 1% of the American population.

00:59:43.000 I wonder what's gonna change, like, in minutes.

00:59:45.000 So, a half hour ago, Elon Musk takes control of Twitter.

00:59:48.000 I feel like, wouldn't he have a rollout ready to be like, hey, bam.

00:59:53.000 Like, where would that be?

00:59:54.000 It's about to turn nine o'clock in one minute.

00:59:56.000 What if some, like, crazy shit happens?

00:59:58.000 Let's hope.

00:59:59.000 Let's pray.

01:00:00.000 Well, nothing really crazy could happen.

01:00:01.000 Well, I have insiders there who work there.

01:00:03.000 And I said, so, uh, when he buys this, am I getting back on?

01:00:08.000 And they're like, no.

01:00:10.000 What?

01:00:11.000 Never, my friend.

01:00:12.000 What happens to free speech?

01:00:14.000 Apparently the plan is to allow 90% of the people back on, but 5% on the far right and 5% on the far left are never coming back no matter what.

01:00:28.000 And I was like, but I'm not far right.

01:00:29.000 And they go, yeah, that's the perception.

01:00:31.000 So, that's the reality.

01:00:34.000 Fuck.

01:00:35.000 That shit sucks, though.

01:00:36.000 I'm out the motherfucking face, yo.

01:00:38.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:00:39.000 They didn't walk out.

01:00:40.000 He fired them.

01:00:42.000 Ooh!

01:00:43.000 Yeah, dude.

01:00:44.000 That's pretty funny.

01:00:44.000 Parag Argawal.

01:00:47.000 Bless you.

01:00:48.000 What kind of name is that?

01:00:51.000 I mean, like, let's take away the fact that it's in a different language.

01:00:54.000 Even in a different language, that seems like a pain in the ass.

01:00:57.000 Yeah.

01:00:57.000 Parag Argawal?

01:00:59.000 Oh, shit.

01:01:00.000 He fired that vagina.

01:01:01.000 Oh, that's the girl I was just talking about.

01:01:03.000 Yeah.

01:01:04.000 Who made the decision to permanently suspend Donald Trump.

01:01:09.000 Wow.

01:01:10.000 She's the one who said I was banned because of hate speech.

01:01:18.000 Wow, I thought this whole deal was falling apart.

01:01:22.000 I think they were bound to be fiduciary.

01:01:26.000 Oh!

01:01:26.000 Because he offered double what the stock price was.

01:01:30.000 It would be like financial... They wouldn't be fiduciary to look out for their shareholders.

01:01:37.000 Oh, I see.

01:01:39.000 They're obligated to.

01:01:40.000 Right, right, right.

01:01:42.000 There's a reason he came in and doubled the asking price for it.

01:01:45.000 What the shares were.

01:01:47.000 Right, because they can't say no to that.

01:01:48.000 They can't say no.

01:01:49.000 It's like forcing him to commit.

01:01:51.000 Yeah.

01:01:53.000 Because if they had said no, then the stockholder should be like, what are you doing?

01:01:57.000 Yeah, we want to make money, moron.

01:01:58.000 You're recklessly playing with our money.

01:02:02.000 Our investment, yeah.

01:02:03.000 Yeah.

01:02:05.000 This is a Fox News alert.

01:02:06.000 Elon Musk officially owns Twitter.

01:02:11.000 He bought it not to make money, but to restore free speech to America.

01:02:15.000 If he actually does that, this country will change forever.

01:02:18.000 Immediately after the news came out, the CEO of Twitter, Parag Agarwal, who came to this country and immediately started destroying our most sacred freedom, and the CFO, Ned Siegel, are both gone.

01:02:30.000 Yesterday, Musk walked in the door of Twitter with a sink.

01:02:34.000 Let that sink in, he said.

01:02:37.000 As of tonight, the old regime is officially out and Elon Musk runs Twitter.

01:02:41.000 Let's see what happens.

01:02:42.000 It could be amazing.

01:02:44.000 They were talking all about last night about how, uh, like the deep state, like all the, uh, intelligence communities have like NGOs, which are non-government organizations and cutouts that do a lot of stuff behind the scenes there.

01:03:00.000 And it's like, it's going to be a, an interesting time for Mr. Elon Musk in the near future.

01:03:05.000 Meaning what?

01:03:07.000 I don't know.

01:03:08.000 They wouldn't really allude to it, but they're like, I hope you understand what powers to be you're going against.

01:03:14.000 Right, right, right.

01:03:15.000 There's certain things that like the government basically said that it's against national security.

01:03:19.000 It's a matter of national security.

01:03:20.000 Yeah.

01:03:21.000 Certain things are like this or... Because everyone uses Twitter.

01:03:25.000 Like the government uses Twitter.

01:03:26.000 Right.

01:03:27.000 So it's kind of, it's an interesting

01:03:33.000 I think they have to buy the balls, like he's got no way to change certain things, basically.

01:03:39.000 Anyway.

01:03:40.000 If the West is the best and Germany is among the best of the West, how do you explain all the Nazi bullshit?

01:03:44.000 Asking for my friend who's too chicken shit and cheap to ask for himself.

01:03:48.000 That was what, like a couple years?

01:03:51.000 Nobody's perfect.

01:03:52.000 Germany's a fantastic country, wonderful people.

01:03:54.000 Been back since like the 40s and 50s.

01:03:56.000 And they're really fucking up now.

01:03:59.000 What's going on with this background, Ryan?

01:04:02.000 Is that on purpose?

01:04:03.000 Yeah.

01:04:04.000 Okay.

01:04:06.000 Do we have any calls?

01:04:08.000 We do have calls.

01:04:12.000 And here's our first one here.

01:04:15.000 It's Brian.

01:04:18.000 You're on the line.

01:04:19.000 Brian 765.

01:04:20.000 Hey man.

01:04:20.000 Can you guys hear me?

01:04:29.000 Dude, your boys from England, the Northern boys, they got another hit out today.

01:04:32.000 Just dropped like six hours ago.

01:04:35.000 Oh, cool.

01:04:37.000 Yeah, you guys should check it out.

01:04:37.000 It's called, uh, Nobody Likes Me.

01:04:40.000 Okay, we'll check that out.

01:04:41.000 Thanks for calling.

01:04:42.000 Also, Gavin, you fucked up.

01:04:43.000 No, you get one thing.

01:04:44.000 Thanks for calling.

01:04:46.000 We don't do the word also on the show.

01:04:48.000 You get the fade.

01:04:49.000 You get faded out.

01:04:50.000 You could try to make it a run on sentence.

01:04:52.000 I can't get faded out because that fucking new barbershop, the guy is, it's like getting a brunch date with Mick Jagger.

01:04:59.000 Really?

01:04:59.000 Yeah.

01:05:00.000 If you go on his site now, the next available time is like November 3rd.

01:05:04.000 What?

01:05:05.000 Which is like what, Tuesday or something like that?

01:05:07.000 I'm not, I'm not, that's not how haircuts work.

01:05:11.000 You don't go, I'm going to want to get a haircut in a week.

01:05:15.000 No.

01:05:16.000 614 is on the lower.

01:05:18.000 I gotta get back to my old gym, man.

01:05:20.000 Fuck this new gym.

01:05:21.000 I'm missing out on that awesome pizza place, a great barber shop, all my buddies.

01:05:26.000 Boxing buddies.

01:05:28.000 To what?

01:05:28.000 Do aerobics with some Mexican teenager?

01:05:31.000 Are you working on a plan?

01:05:34.000 Yes.

01:05:37.000 But the last words I had with the gym coach was, never text me again.

01:05:41.000 Right.

01:05:42.000 And I don't text people when they say that.

01:05:43.000 People say things in the heat of the moment.

01:05:45.000 I know, but I don't, I don't text people who say never text me again.

01:05:49.000 Cavemen never kept their word because they never said words.

01:05:52.000 They just said liver and onions.

01:05:56.000 Okay.

01:05:59.000 Uh, we have somebody on the line.

01:06:01.000 Go ahead there.

01:06:02.000 Call her.

01:06:04.000 Hey, can you guys hear me?

01:06:06.000 Yes, sir.

01:06:08.000 So, um, Gavin, I wanted to know why you're going over everything Kanye's been saying with a fine tooth comb, like scrutinizing all of his statements, clowning him and his message.

01:06:19.000 Uh, I don't think I've been clowning him.

01:06:22.000 I, in fact, I think you've been clowning him very hard.

01:06:26.000 No, I think what I've been saying is I don't think he said anything that outrageous.

01:06:32.000 The outtakes with the Tucker interview were pretty absurd, but I think I made it clear that that's to be expected.

01:06:39.000 When you're doing an interview, there's going to be some dumb shit, but Jews are wildly disproportionately represented in the media, in management.

01:06:48.000 You'd be a fool to deny that.

01:06:49.000 The question is, is there malfeasance?

01:06:52.000 Are they out to destroy America?

01:06:55.000 Yeah, true.

01:06:58.000 I don't know, I feel like the way you've been commenting on this or providing your commentary, you just kind of make him look like a fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about, and I don't think that's very positive for us guys.

01:07:08.000 No, we joke about him because he says some goofy shit.

01:07:11.000 So do you think I'm a coward who's scared of Jewish power in America?

01:07:16.000 No, no, no.

01:07:17.000 I think you're having fun just laughing at someone, but I think that has repercussions, I guess, throughout our culture, you know, on the right.

01:07:27.000 I can't fully accept Kanye as a political dude.

01:07:29.000 Dude, live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.

01:07:32.000 If we jump in with both feet to Kanye's message, he's going to say something that we go, what?

01:07:39.000 He didn't deny that he was a black Hebrew Israelite, and he says that I am Jew, and he says some other shit that isn't necessarily Christian.

01:07:48.000 You know, not everything he says is awesome.

01:07:50.000 Why is Ryan doing the talking for you?

01:07:52.000 I want to hear from Gavin.

01:07:53.000 I know more about Kanye than you could ever hope to.

01:07:55.000 Well, bro, I'm asking Gavin about it.

01:07:58.000 Yeah, I think I already responded.

01:08:00.000 I said, we've been joking around because he's a weird dude who's funny, but I think I've been giving him a lot of credibility.

01:08:06.000 I actually had a whole segment on Kanye and the Jewish question.

01:08:12.000 I guess we'll do it on Monday.

01:08:15.000 Yeah.

01:08:16.000 But I think I've been pretty fair to him.

01:08:18.000 You do support him and what he's trying to do.

01:08:22.000 Here's my thing about the J's.

01:08:26.000 I think it's a bad distribution of your anger to focus on Jews.

01:08:31.000 There is a problem in the white community that is self-hatred and ethno-masochism.

01:08:38.000 This happens especially with elite Jews.

01:08:41.000 I mean, sorry, elite whites.

01:08:42.000 Now, a lot of elite whites are Jewish.

01:08:45.000 And yes, they do dominate the media, banking, whatever.

01:08:49.000 They also dominate medicine and all kinds of things.

01:08:55.000 There are characteristics that are Jewish.

01:08:57.000 I think a lot of them are very positive.

01:08:59.000 I remember I would go to these secret talks that were like these alt-right dinners, and John Derbyshire would be there, Peter Brimelow, Jared Taylor was there once, Ann Coulter, and I remember John Derbyshire saying, your movement is nothing without Jews.

01:09:17.000 And he just said, and this is the alt-right movement, and it was just like, I don't know what it is about them, they're just great at organizing, they're great at getting things going, and whether it's a magazine or an alt-right dinner party, the Jews are really good at it.

01:09:33.000 And you know what's funny?

01:09:34.000 We had that Jewish guy, Mike, as one of the OG Proud Boys here in New York City, and I kicked him out for going to Charlottesville, but

01:09:43.000 The night of my talk at the Metropolitan Club, he called me, sorry, the night before the talk, he called me and he goes, look man, here's what's going on.

01:09:50.000 The media really needs there to be violence from the right.

01:09:53.000 So they're going to be spending lots of money to taunt you, to try to get you to fight.

01:09:59.000 And if you take the bait, they're going to blow it up and make it a big thing for the midterms.

01:10:05.000 So here's what you do.

01:10:07.000 You bring pillows.

01:10:09.000 This is after he's already kicked out of the club, by the way.

01:10:11.000 You bring pillows to the talk.

01:10:13.000 All the Proud Boys should be walking around with pillows.

01:10:16.000 And when they get jumped by Antifa, they start swinging pillows.

01:10:20.000 And then the media is going to get these shots of Proud Boys with pillows fighting Antifa.

01:10:25.000 Now, that night, Proud Boys brought pillows.

01:10:29.000 Oh.

01:10:29.000 And then they left them at the Metropolitan Club because they thought the whole night was over.

01:10:33.000 Yeah.

01:10:34.000 But our friend Michael was correct.

01:10:36.000 That Jew nailed it, and if we had listened to him, two guys wouldn't be in prison.

01:10:42.000 When you say he nailed it, do you mean our Lord and Savior to the cross?

01:10:48.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:10:49.000 Can I say one thing?

01:10:50.000 I was watching Tim Poole the other day, and Ian Crossan, who usually says retarded shit, brought up a good point, and I thought Tim Poole was going to be like, Ian, shut up.

01:10:58.000 But he made a good point.

01:10:59.000 He said that he talked to people that practice Judaism and he said one of the tenets is if you have an opportunity and you don't take it, that you're basically insulting God because that's greatness and an opportunity that you are, you know, His greatness is supposed to shine through you.

01:11:14.000 Everything that you do in your greatness shows the blessings and greatness of God.

01:11:18.000 So, but then there's that element of greed.

01:11:21.000 So, you take all the opportunities, then you get to like a really top position, and then you start doing fucky shit.

01:11:27.000 And now all of a sudden, a couple of really bad apples make the whole enterprise of being opportunistic look bad and greedy.

01:11:35.000 And, um, it's, it's, that was a good point.

01:11:38.000 Another thing I hate about the JQ is how it dominates conversations.

01:11:42.000 It's almost like a computer virus.

01:11:44.000 And it just, you bring it up once, and then every show, every call has to be about Jews.

01:11:49.000 I like what Cernovich said, he's like, I'll talk about Jews, like, once a week for like an hour, and then we gotta get on with our lives.

01:12:00.000 What's that super chat talk?

01:12:02.000 It's called fiduciary responsibility, retards.

01:12:05.000 JK.

01:12:05.000 Elon, buying Twatter is huge.

01:12:07.000 Deep State is freaking out.

01:12:09.000 Twitter equals CIA psyop.

01:12:11.000 Here's $100 bucks for the boys.

01:12:13.000 My wife, who's Japanese, calls you the fuck you guy because every time she hears me listening to you, there's some vulgarity coming across the speaker.

01:12:20.000 Fuck you!

01:12:24.000 The favor I'm asking is that you say the most vulgar thing you can in Japanese.

01:12:30.000 So I can share with her.

01:12:32.000 That's kind of a lot to ask for.

01:12:35.000 Yeah, vulgar Japanese.

01:12:37.000 Now I gotta go look up like... How do you say idiot again?

01:12:40.000 Worst... I mean baka is stupid.

01:12:42.000 You can say like baka gaijin.

01:12:45.000 You get that a lot when you're white in Japan.

01:12:47.000 Even though they don't think you know what it means.

01:12:49.000 The kyo pie is big titties.

01:12:53.000 Oh wow.

01:12:55.000 Chi-sai-ching-ching is small dick.

01:12:57.000 Wow.

01:12:58.000 They must use that a lot.

01:13:02.000 Do they ever not say that?

01:13:03.000 I mean, these might be slang terms.

01:13:04.000 I mean, I've only been to Japan three times.

01:13:07.000 It means fuck and damn and shit.

01:13:22.000 You know it was fun uh when I was teaching English in Taiwan I would get these it was mostly kindergarten kids because no one else wanted to teach them but I'd also do business people and they'd be sitting down I'm talking to some woman who by the way would pick her nose Chinese people just like pick their nose and like

01:13:39.000 Talk or just like cough in your face or sneeze in your face.

01:13:42.000 But anyway, they'd be talking and they'd go so Motherfucker, that's bad, right?

01:13:48.000 I'm like, yeah.

01:13:49.000 Yeah, you don't say that.

01:13:50.000 What about fucking shit?

01:13:51.000 Like when are times when you could fucking say shit about some fucking whore slut fuck face?

01:13:59.000 I would avoid all of those.

01:14:02.000 Maybe if you're not at work and you're at a bar, you might go with shit or goddamn, but motherfucker, that's just, I wouldn't, no, no.

01:14:14.000 It's not going to come up.

01:14:15.000 Most languages, the first words learned are the insults and curses.

01:14:20.000 Yeah.

01:14:21.000 Aho.

01:14:23.000 Aho?

01:14:24.000 What's this one?

01:14:26.000 Shithead.

01:14:28.000 That's a shithead.

01:14:34.000 So that's funny that that's an insult over there too.

01:14:37.000 You don't want your head to be made of poo.

01:14:38.000 No.

01:14:39.000 Terrible.

01:14:41.000 Here's a couple more of those chats.

01:14:43.000 They look pretty cool.

01:14:45.000 $50 right at the bottom.

01:14:46.000 $50, yep.

01:14:48.000 I'm a female sergeant, army, vet.

01:14:50.000 Can you please start a Proud Girls Club since I can't be in the Proud Boys?

01:14:52.000 Well, there was the Proud Boys Girls.

01:14:55.000 Yeah.

01:14:55.000 For a while.

01:14:57.000 Hope that you Proud Boys Suffering in Prison get some sort of their life back.

01:15:00.000 We got a lot of good options for them when they get out.

01:15:02.000 I think Max can just go back to the railroads.

01:15:05.000 But John's got that welding company that contacted us and a few other ideas.

01:15:09.000 Now that's $50 at the bottom.

01:15:12.000 See, the ones at the bottom are likely to disappear quicker.

01:15:14.000 Okay, pardon me for asking so many times about a Swiss Army Knife.

01:15:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:17.000 We already got that.

01:15:18.000 We don't have to read ones that aren't 100 bucks.

01:15:20.000 BAM!

01:15:21.000 And should we say bye?

01:15:23.000 So, I hope you're keeping an eye on that so we don't not read some.

01:15:27.000 Okay.

01:15:27.000 Because I did not like the aesthetics of that... I see.

01:15:31.000 ...fucking... Oh, yeah.

01:15:32.000 ...when they're off the chart.

01:15:33.000 That's why I'm trying to blast out the bottom ones first.

01:15:36.000 Yeah, let's blast out the bottom.

01:15:39.000 It's basically every hangover.

01:15:40.000 Is that like Beat on the Brat?

01:15:42.000 The explicit version?

01:15:44.000 Yes.

01:15:49.000 I was shaping, sharpening a large pencil on Wednesday and someone here wants us to see that here's a tip for sharpening larger than average pencils.

01:15:58.000 I'm glad you brought this up because tonight my son was doing, my nine-year-old was doing his math homework and he was trying to sharpen with those little sharpeners.

01:16:06.000 Have they ever worked?

01:16:08.000 Those things suck shit.

01:16:10.000 They always get a piece of graphite at the tip and then you don't get sharp or they just keep breaking your pencil and he was sitting there for like a minute.

01:16:17.000 I go, give me that.

01:16:18.000 I took a sharp knife like a carry around you're gonna stab someone knife and just went and had a perfect

01:16:24.000 A nice long piece of graphite too.

01:16:26.000 Now if you're sharpening them and the graphite keeps shooting out, throw that pencil out.

01:16:32.000 It's a piece of shit pencil.

01:16:33.000 It's broken inside the pen.

01:16:35.000 Or it's such crappy graphite that it keeps falling apart.

01:16:39.000 I hate those pencils that aren't like real wood.

01:16:41.000 Yeah.

01:16:41.000 They look like wood, but they're like plastic.

01:16:43.000 What the hell is this shit?

01:16:45.000 Right.

01:16:46.000 Not a Ticonderoga.

01:16:47.000 They'll never do that to you.

01:16:48.000 But you go through your pencils a lot faster.

01:16:50.000 That's a carbonist pencil though.

01:16:52.000 Yeah, that's a different ass pencil.

01:16:53.000 No, this is still a good tip though.

01:16:55.000 Nice pun.

01:16:56.000 So by the time you get something that's useful, you've taken half an inch off your pencil.

01:17:01.000 The better way, and the way everyone should do it, and everyone does do it,

01:17:07.000 This is why I'm gay for men.

01:17:08.000 Look at those hot fucking meaty hands.

01:17:10.000 Are these cares about the length of the life of the pencil?

01:17:14.000 Is this what you want, trans men?

01:17:32.000 If you aren't getting the same kind of boner I'm getting, you're not a trans man.

01:17:37.000 Oh my god!

01:17:40.000 Like you should want to jump into the screen right now and have a beer with this guy.

01:17:45.000 This really is like a woman eating a banana, but for men.

01:17:48.000 Yeah, like I want to go work.

01:17:51.000 What are you working on?

01:17:52.000 Can I carry some 2x4s?

01:17:55.000 Like I want to work with him.

01:17:57.000 I want to prance around on his feet like that puppy girl on a leash.

01:18:01.000 Wait, I've never seen one of those before.

01:18:02.000 There's a sharpener for a square pencil?

01:18:05.000 When I'm sharpening, pulling towards me in the palm of my hand.

01:18:08.000 Can you see the difference?

01:18:12.000 Now I know that these things exist.

01:18:14.000 They're sort of a modern adaptation.

01:18:17.000 A pencil sharpener, right?

01:18:19.000 Forget it.

01:18:20.000 Now you may use that in your shop.

01:18:21.000 You may use that at your bench.

01:18:23.000 You may use that in a more sort of sanitary environment.

01:18:26.000 He's laying out a foundation there.

01:18:32.000 Anyway, what are we working on?

01:18:33.000 What do you got there?

01:18:34.000 Are you building a deck?

01:18:35.000 You got some rebar there?

01:18:36.000 Foundation?

01:18:38.000 Can I get in there?

01:18:39.000 What do you want me to do?

01:18:40.000 Want me to bring in some cement?

01:18:42.000 What do I do?

01:18:44.000 Exactly.

01:18:45.000 Okay, I think we can get behind the paywall and then we can show that guy with the balls.

01:18:51.000 The spike through his balls.

01:18:52.000 My balls hurt.

01:18:53.000 So that's sort of what the show is like.

01:18:54.000 Actually, no show is ever like this.

01:18:57.000 I guess you get to learn a bit about our personalities, but Matty's only here for the live show.

01:19:01.000 We do letters, but we don't take calls on any other day.

01:19:07.000 So it's weird that we do this because we do this to give non-subscribers a taste of the show and then we give them a show that's nothing like any show during the week.

01:19:15.000 But I think if you go to censored.tv you can see the free samples and get a better idea on what the show is usually like.

01:19:21.000 You can get tickets for the new show coming up in New York City.

01:19:26.000 Yeah when is that?

01:19:27.000 Fucking great question.

01:19:28.000 The 10th I think?

01:19:29.000 Is it?

01:19:30.000 November 10th?

01:19:30.000 Oh boy.

01:19:33.000 Someone was saying, you should get the Hells Angels to do security and just beat everyone up.

01:19:38.000 First of all, I don't think they're looking to do bodyguard work.

01:19:42.000 Secondly, though, everyone just goes to jail when they do security at my things.

01:19:49.000 And then someone else was saying, why didn't you go out with Alex Stein and fuck with people, you pussy?

01:19:55.000 That's a good question.

01:19:57.000 I definitely considered it, but I just really wanted the show to go on.

01:20:01.000 And I knew if I went out there, there'd be pepper spray.

01:20:03.000 And also I would get violent and start fighting people.

01:20:07.000 And that would be two arrests at least, maybe more and four years in jail.

01:20:13.000 So not worth it.

01:20:15.000 It's not worth it.

01:20:16.000 It's not exactly a fair fight.

01:20:21.000 Okay, we're gonna go keep doing what we're doing.

01:20:23.000 We got another 35 minutes.

01:20:25.000 And for all you freeloaders, you should subscribe to Censored.TV.

01:20:28.000 It's 10 bucks a month.

01:20:29.000 That's like, what, a beer and a half a month, depending on where you live.

01:20:33.000 Until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:21:03.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:21:09.000 Violent protests over a speaker on campus here.

01:21:12.000 Fuck you, Normie.

01:21:13.000 He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.

01:21:16.000 He's the co-founder of Vice.

01:21:17.000 Go fuck another vagina, you gross pigs.

01:21:23.000 Serious XF pulling the plug on Anthony Cumia this week.

01:21:26.000 You've got big fucking tits!

01:21:32.000 I watched that and I said, this chick's too retarded to fuck.

01:21:34.000 You shouldn't do it.

01:21:36.000 They take anything you say and then fucking twist it around.

01:21:40.000 This is the part of Seth that's going to get real mean before I leave.

01:21:47.000 Wow.

01:21:48.000 No more... Filthy... You... They think we want to tell those kind of jokes.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 28, 2022

GOML LIVE #171 - TERRYOLOGY (Part 1)

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