Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #173 - COP'S LIFE (Part 1)


Summary

A 15-year-old boy named Nicolas Jose Gutierrez is accused of running over 25 police officers with his car, but his family says he was stoned. Gavin and Matty debate whether or not it was on purpose, or if it was just an accident. Plus, we talk about the Antifa rioting in the streets of Oakland, California, and why you should stop jerking off when you're in your early 20s. Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes is a show about cops, cops, and cops' lives. This episode is brought to you by Shellshock CBD, the fastest-growing, veteran-owned CBD company in America. They make a variety of CBD gummies, CBD energy sticks, and Delta 8 chocolate bars. In today's crazy world, quality sleep and much-needed rest can be hard to come by. Try a Delta 8 THC Halo Gummy, now in Cotton Candy flavor, for a euphoric high and premium relaxation. If you don't want to get high, try a THC-free, CBD gummy infused with melatonin. And again, what I always say about taking CBD before bed, I don t do it every night...but wow, your dreams are pretty interesting. Go to shellshockcbd.co/GavinMcInnes and get 10% off all orders. It s all made in the United States. Shoutout to ShoutShoutCBD for the 10% discount code GIVE10% off your first order! Gave it to me and I ll give you 10% all orders for the first half of the month! GIVE it to Gavin and I'll give you a chance to win $10,000 and you'll get a discount for the second half of your first month of the year! Get off my Lawn with Gave me 10% of your GIVE 10% for the month of May and I'm giving you $5 and get $10% of my first month, Gave you $20,000 in the second month, plus I'll get $5 more next month, and you get a freebie for the rest in the third month, I'll be giving you an extra $5, and the rest gets a discount on my second month of GIVE you get $25, and they'll get 20% off the first month for 5 years of the second year, and I get an ad discount, and there's an extra discount, too!


Transcript

00:00:12.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:41.000 Where's my notes?
00:00:42.000 That was wavy, Matt.
00:00:55.000 And the song is called Stop Jerking Off.
00:00:59.000 Couldn't find out any information about this guy.
00:01:02.000 I have no idea if he's kidding or not.
00:01:04.000 I don't think he is.
00:01:06.000 And you should stop jerking off.
00:01:08.000 If you're single, young single man in your early 20s, you will be better at getting laid if you deny yourself pornography.
00:01:17.000 If you're married, it makes you not accept no for an answer.
00:01:22.000 I don't want to say you rape your wife, but
00:01:25.000 You get sex.
00:01:27.000 And then you're stronger together.
00:01:29.000 Now, 15 year old boys.
00:01:33.000 Can you really tell them to not jerk off?
00:01:36.000 I don't think they'd listen anyway.
00:01:38.000 Yeah.
00:01:39.000 Hormones are raging.
00:01:41.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Matty O'Dell.
00:01:43.000 What's up everybody?
00:01:44.000 Co-host.
00:01:44.000 We also have an old friend, Dickman.
00:01:47.000 You gotta use the mic there.
00:01:51.000 Hello everybody.
00:01:52.000 There you go.
00:01:54.000 Tim, I have a bunch of cop notes.
00:01:56.000 Tim was a cop for a long time.
00:02:01.000 Because of that thing that went on in Los Angeles.
00:02:04.000 Has everyone seen this?
00:02:06.000 25 rookies plowed into by some stoned Mexican teen.
00:02:11.000 You think they did it on purpose?
00:02:12.000 Or was it just an accident?
00:02:14.000 This is very racist of me, but when I saw it was a Mexican teen, I thought, eh, they're not really that political.
00:02:22.000 Like when you saw the Waukesha driver and he's got the dreads, you're like, you're a BLM rapper and you hate white people.
00:02:29.000 And that turned out to be the case.
00:02:31.000 But I think this kid was just stoned.
00:02:34.000 I got a picture of him.
00:02:36.000 Oh, they caught him.
00:02:37.000 Yeah.
00:02:39.000 1-8.
00:02:40.000 His parents say his family's in law enforcement.
00:02:43.000 Look at that guy.
00:02:44.000 Oh, geez.
00:02:45.000 That guy looks pretty stoned.
00:02:47.000 Driver who allegedly hit 25 police recruits, bail set at $2 million.
00:02:51.000 Police said he passed a sobriety test, but he may have been under the influence of a recreational drug.
00:02:56.000 And then if you go down, we got his name.
00:03:00.000 What's his name?
00:03:01.000 Nicolas Jose Gutierrez.
00:03:04.000 Yeah.
00:03:08.000 There's a video of it.
00:03:10.000 What do you guys think?
00:03:11.000 Should 15 year olds beat off?
00:03:15.000 I did when I was 15, so yeah.
00:03:18.000 I mean, it's bad for adult men, but when you're that age, like I remember praying to God to stop the boners.
00:03:25.000 I was gonna say, don't they, do they have, they pretty much have to.
00:03:28.000 Yeah, it's like telling an alligator not to swim.
00:03:30.000 That's a terrible analogy.
00:03:32.000 Why wouldn't it say fish?
00:03:35.000 Alligators don't even swim much.
00:03:37.000 They kind of lounge around.
00:03:38.000 I think they reluctantly will do a bit of a paddle.
00:03:41.000 Wallow at the bottom.
00:03:42.000 They have to get over there.
00:03:43.000 They'll be like, fine, I'll swim.
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00:04:53.000 Is that enough of that?
00:04:55.000 I guess so.
00:04:57.000 Before we get into the cop life, we should probably explain what we do on Thursdays to newcomers.
00:05:02.000 We have three components to this show.
00:05:04.000 It's free for about the first half, and we put that up on all the podcasty stuff.
00:05:10.000 That's why we read advertiser stuffy.
00:05:14.000 We have a Super Chat here, and we donate the money to Max and John, two friends of ours who are doing four years for beating up Antifa.
00:05:22.000 They get out in March, I think?
00:05:26.000 That's gonna be a hell of a party.
00:05:27.000 We've raised $21,000 for them.
00:05:29.000 I'm actually dipping into that kitty to the tune of five grand, because they're appealing it.
00:05:37.000 They need more money for lawyers.
00:05:39.000 But they're gonna keep appealing, even after they're done.
00:05:43.000 And again, Antifa picked a fight, and they lost the fight.
00:05:48.000 They didn't call the cops.
00:05:49.000 They actually told the cops to fuck off, to give credit where credit is due.
00:05:56.000 But the state thought, we love right-wing violence, so just like they turned January 6th into the Holocaust and 9-11, they turned that silly street fight that lasted 17 seconds into the apocalypse and sent two innocent men to prison for four fucking years.
00:06:15.000 So I want to start coming back at Antifa.
00:06:17.000 For example, our comedy show was shut down by NYC Antifa.
00:06:22.000 Shit, I didn't include that Twitter feed.
00:06:26.000 Can you find that, Ryan?
00:06:27.000 It had a bullhorn.
00:06:27.000 I think so.
00:06:29.000 I might have it in my text somewhere.
00:06:30.000 I think you texted it to me, actually.
00:06:32.000 And it was like, shut down, proud boy, whatever.
00:06:35.000 And meanwhile, it was a comedy show with me, Anthony, and Josh.
00:06:38.000 So I said on the show, I said, let's try to find these people.
00:06:40.000 I guarantee you it's a chick.
00:06:42.000 I know it's a woman.
00:06:43.000 You can just tell.
00:06:44.000 Antifa's female.
00:06:45.000 It's fat and female and ugly.
00:06:48.000 For the most part.
00:06:49.000 The male component in New York is over-educated skinny kids.
00:06:53.000 But it's not proud boys that are dressed in black.
00:06:56.000 It's totally different.
00:06:58.000 Antifa changes as you travel the country.
00:07:01.000 I mean, in the Pacific Northwest, it's not over-educated pussies.
00:07:06.000 It's under-educated mess heads.
00:07:09.000 And ugly fat chicks.
00:07:10.000 It's ugly fat chicks everywhere.
00:07:12.000 But the men seem to change as you travel throughout the country.
00:07:15.000 They seem more drug addict-y on the West Coast.
00:07:19.000 Okay, so, on my last show I said, who is this?
00:07:23.000 Go up a bit.
00:07:25.000 New York City Antifa.
00:07:27.000 And we got it.
00:07:30.000 Now, we don't have pictures of her face.
00:07:32.000 This is going to be wave two, I guess.
00:07:35.000 But it's some Colombian immigrant chick who's a vegan.
00:07:39.000 Oh, geez.
00:07:41.000 And she's emigrated here.
00:07:43.000 She has an accent still.
00:07:44.000 And her first order of business in her new country is to start fucking with people's right to free speech.
00:07:51.000 Good work.
00:07:52.000 Yeah.
00:07:53.000 Good work, Alice Island.
00:07:55.000 So she started a zine called No Ego Zine.
00:08:02.000 And we have some videos of her.
00:08:05.000 Go to 1.3.
00:08:08.000 So this is her original WordPress thing.
00:08:10.000 That one's been taken down.
00:08:12.000 Sketchy.
00:08:13.000 Or let me try it in a different... Well, that was Wayback Machine.
00:08:19.000 Yeah.
00:08:21.000 So it ceases to be.
00:08:24.000 Interesting.
00:08:25.000 I'm trying in a different browser, but getting similar results.
00:08:29.000 That's weird.
00:08:30.000 But shouldn't the Wayback Machine be undeletable?
00:08:33.000 Correct.
00:08:35.000 Oh!
00:08:36.000 It just takes a long time to load.
00:08:38.000 Interesting.
00:08:38.000 I had a feeling that you would've fucked up.
00:08:41.000 I mean, usually websites load, no matter what.
00:08:43.000 Well, this is in a Wayback machine, though.
00:08:45.000 Yeah, even the Wayback, like, the border would load and be like, hey, hey, we're working on it.
00:08:48.000 That's Wayback in 2010.
00:08:50.000 She did that thing.
00:08:51.000 And then, do you have the no ego zine?
00:08:55.000 This is where we learn that she's Colombian.
00:08:58.000 I translated all that in Google Translate.
00:09:02.000 She talks a lot about speciesism and how we have to abolish speciesism, and I'm just thinking, uh, no.
00:09:12.000 I'm not hanging up my speciesism.
00:09:14.000 I'm going to remain a proud, patriotic speciesist.
00:09:20.000 Like, what species is better?
00:09:22.000 Are they all the same?
00:09:23.000 Am I the same as a fly?
00:09:25.000 No.
00:09:26.000 Jeff Goldblum is.
00:09:28.000 No, I'm better than a rat.
00:09:31.000 I don't want to brag.
00:09:33.000 I'm not bragging.
00:09:34.000 I'm not bragging, but humans beat rats.
00:09:37.000 And then here she is.
00:09:39.000 This might be a way to get to her.
00:09:41.000 If you find these musicians and you say, that was a great interview you did with, uh, what's her name again?
00:09:46.000 So go to one five.
00:09:47.000 You can hear her talking as she interviews these guys.
00:09:51.000 We're here with Keegan from True Nature.
00:09:55.000 Keegan, tell us about what your project is about.
00:09:59.000 That's the woman.
00:10:01.000 That's New York City Antifa Twitter account.
00:10:04.000 There's like a lot of really positive messages in hardcore.
00:10:07.000 They get stuck in hardcore.
00:10:09.000 Because if you're not into aggressive music,
00:10:11.000 What's the most important message that you want to carry in your songs?
00:10:14.000 What's the main theme?
00:10:28.000 So she's a radical leftist Colombian immigrant is what we know.
00:10:31.000 She sounds very young.
00:10:32.000 Yeah.
00:10:33.000 Well, that was 13 years ago.
00:10:35.000 So she's probably in her mid-30s now.
00:10:40.000 Anyway, so see what you guys can do to get closer to that.
00:10:43.000 I feel like 4chan can find some like a puddle reflection and be like, this is exactly what she looks like.
00:10:49.000 Yeah, just pretend... Hey, Reddit, pretend that she killed cats.
00:10:54.000 Oh yeah!
00:10:56.000 Fucking hate that shit.
00:10:57.000 If that was an abducted 8-year-old girl, no one would have given a shit.
00:11:02.000 But because it's a cat in a microwave, the whole army of internet found the fucking guy.
00:11:09.000 Yeah, Antifa's been going...
00:11:12.000 Pretty crazy recently, they vandalized the studio, Anthony's studio, spray painting the sidewalk, and a nearby retail store.
00:11:23.000 And here's my theory what these fat chicks do.
00:11:25.000 I think they do it all on Instagram.
00:11:29.000 So they find someone nearby in Manhattan, they're not even in the city, and they say,
00:11:36.000 We'll pay you, you know, 200 bucks to, or maybe even just 100 bucks, to spray paint this at this location.
00:11:45.000 And they go, all right, that's cool.
00:11:47.000 And then they're trying to think of what to say, so they go, call him like a fed, like, I'm a proud boy and I hate Gavin, he's a fed.
00:11:54.000 Like, yeah, yeah, that's good, that's good.
00:11:55.000 And then also be like, this is an anti-fucking, this is an Antifa zone.
00:12:00.000 Yeah, yeah, say that, okay, yeah, yeah.
00:12:01.000 All right, so here's $20.
00:12:03.000 We'll Venmo you the remaining $70, if when we see that it's done, you can prove it and you send pictures.
00:12:09.000 Because, go back to the first one.
00:12:11.000 No, I told you right, Gavin, you're a Fed.
00:12:18.000 Gavin, you a fed.
00:12:20.000 So now you just gave away that you're black.
00:12:22.000 That's New York slang.
00:12:24.000 Definitely.
00:12:25.000 You a fed, man.
00:12:26.000 That's New York black slang.
00:12:31.000 Go to the other one.
00:12:33.000 It's the same two guys.
00:12:35.000 You can tell it's different handwriting, right?
00:12:37.000 So Proud Snitches, Gavin is a fed.
00:12:40.000 So the implication there is that
00:12:44.000 Uh, it's a Proud Boy who's mad that I turned on the club and became a fed.
00:12:49.000 Okay?
00:12:50.000 I would stick with that angle.
00:12:50.000 That's an angle.
00:12:52.000 But to also, at the same time, be an Antifa guy who's saying, this is an Antifa zone.
00:12:57.000 Fuck you.
00:12:59.000 Now we have an Antifa guy and an angry Proud Boy are hand-in-hand going around graffiting together.
00:13:05.000 That's not plausible, guys.
00:13:07.000 You gotta keep your message singular.
00:13:10.000 Just say, Antifa zone, Gavin, fuck off.
00:13:13.000 Got it.
00:13:14.000 Don't be a mad proud boy at the same time, dummies.
00:13:19.000 Terrible.
00:13:20.000 We're up against ugly fat chicks.
00:13:23.000 And I bet that girl, the no-ego chick, was attractive until Antifa made her ugly.
00:13:33.000 All right, should we, uh, should we do some cop shit?
00:13:38.000 Sure.
00:13:39.000 Wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-oo-wee-oo.
00:13:41.000 Cop life.
00:13:42.000 This is for you, dick man.
00:13:45.000 Wait, I think we have a War on Cops intro.
00:13:49.000 Oh, cool.
00:13:58.000 Because the only thing that's gonna be less reported on than the Waukesha... Waukesha?
00:14:04.000 Waukesha.
00:14:30.000 Oh yeah, I didn't finish my introduction.
00:14:32.000 We have the Snapchat, and then I went off on a tangent.
00:14:34.000 We read letters, and we take calls.
00:14:38.000 Right?
00:14:39.000 Yes.
00:14:40.000 Those are the three things.
00:14:40.000 You are correct.
00:14:41.000 All correct statements that are factual and backed up.
00:14:44.000 Do you like cops?
00:14:46.000 I do.
00:14:48.000 Because some cops don't like cops.
00:14:50.000 No, that's that one guy that you met.
00:14:52.000 That guy probably, the people he works with probably hate him.
00:14:56.000 He's probably just an asshole.
00:14:58.000 Yeah.
00:14:58.000 I actually met some people who work with him and I think he's known as pretty slow.
00:15:06.000 But you don't come across that.
00:15:08.000 Negative.
00:15:10.000 Are you like a top groupie?
00:15:12.000 You love them so much?
00:15:13.000 No.
00:15:14.000 Somewhere in between.
00:15:15.000 Well, a lot of my friends are cops, so I don't know where the line is.
00:15:19.000 And you've got a history with our co-host here, Matty O'Dell.
00:15:23.000 I do.
00:15:24.000 Yeah.
00:15:25.000 What is that?
00:15:25.000 Well, not me so much, but a... Yeah, a mutual friend of ours.
00:15:32.000 He knew a guy that used to relentlessly
00:15:35.000 Break my balls.
00:15:37.000 Why?
00:15:37.000 And I didn't know.
00:15:38.000 He just didn't like me, I don't think.
00:15:40.000 I think he wanted to be a biker.
00:15:41.000 Yes.
00:15:42.000 Yes.
00:15:42.000 Yeah, I think there was a little obsession with the Hells Angels.
00:15:46.000 He would come to training day, or one of his closer friends would come to training day.
00:15:50.000 He was also a dog handler.
00:15:52.000 And I would hear these stories because they worked, you know, down here.
00:15:55.000 That guy pulled me over in so many different jurisdictions, like different counties.
00:15:59.000 It was ridiculous.
00:16:00.000 Was he allowed to do that?
00:16:02.000 He used to say— Do you guys have territories?
00:16:04.000 Well, he worked—he was a T-Way trooper, so he worked for the throughway.
00:16:07.000 So he could go anywhere on the New York State throughway.
00:16:10.000 He pulled me over in so many different areas.
00:16:12.000 I was just like, do you have a load jacket on me?
00:16:15.000 Like, how come it's always you?
00:16:17.000 To be fair, I mean, you were wearing your collars, and your pipes were a little loud.
00:16:21.000 It wasn't hard to find.
00:16:23.000 I'll never forget one time he pulled me over.
00:16:24.000 He goes, do you know I had to do 140 miles an hour to catch you?
00:16:30.000 I said, so?
00:16:32.000 He goes, I got one question.
00:16:34.000 He goes, why?
00:16:35.000 He goes, why are you going 140 miles an hour?
00:16:38.000 I go, because I can.
00:16:40.000 I don't know, what am I going to say?
00:16:42.000 Were you really going 140?
00:16:44.000 Yeah.
00:16:47.000 The worst thing was, I was going up to another charter's anniversary.
00:16:53.000 So, I had a buddy of mine following me in a car behind me.
00:16:56.000 So, as I'm going up 87 North, I think it's Slotesburg or something like that.
00:17:01.000 There's a rest area on the right-hand side of the New York State Thruway.
00:17:05.000 So, I see the state trooper car coming out of the
00:17:09.000 Out of the rest area.
00:17:11.000 So I intentionally slow down to let him come out, and he cuts right across the highway to go into the southbound lanes.
00:17:18.000 So once he goes down, like, the roads are a little off.
00:17:21.000 Yep, yep.
00:17:21.000 So he goes down to go into the southbound lanes, I just open it up and take off.
00:17:27.000 Because I'm only going up to, like, Woodbury, like, exit 16.
00:17:31.000 So I take off, I go in and out of, like, two or three tractor trailers and I'm gone.
00:17:35.000 So, I know my buddy's in a car behind me.
00:17:37.000 So, I see a car coming up real fast behind me.
00:17:41.000 No lights on or nothing.
00:17:42.000 So, I think it's my buddy.
00:17:44.000 So, I slow down a little bit and then he pulls up and throws the lights on.
00:17:47.000 I'm like, fuck!
00:17:49.000 So, he gets out of the car.
00:17:51.000 He goes, Mr. O'Dell.
00:17:52.000 I said, oh my god.
00:17:53.000 I won't say his name.
00:17:54.000 Trooper Zone.
00:17:55.000 I go,
00:17:56.000 Why can't you say his name?
00:17:58.000 He's still in law enforcement.
00:17:59.000 Yeah, he still is.
00:18:06.000 He's not with the state police.
00:18:07.000 Yeah, he's not with the state police anymore, but he's still a cop.
00:18:10.000 That guy was a hammer on the road.
00:18:10.000 He was a hammer.
00:18:12.000 What was that weird picture I saw of him wearing Hells Angels gear?
00:18:16.000 That's crazy.
00:18:18.000 I think that was... I thought that was your stuff.
00:18:21.000 No, no, no.
00:18:23.000 So did he have it made?
00:18:24.000 I'll have to ask him.
00:18:25.000 But you said that that wasn't real.
00:18:27.000 Yeah, he was holding it, but that stuff he was wearing wasn't real.
00:18:30.000 No, no.
00:18:32.000 I think he had it made.
00:18:33.000 I don't know.
00:18:34.000 Or maybe he took it?
00:18:36.000 Who knows?
00:18:38.000 Maybe on a raid or something?
00:18:39.000 We've raided a few, biker.
00:18:42.000 He would write me all these tickets and be like, Ed, I'm not going to show up at court anyway.
00:18:48.000 I'm like, so then why pull me over and fucking give me tickets?
00:18:51.000 He wanted to be your friend, dude.
00:18:53.000 Well, can we talk about the origins of the photographs?
00:19:00.000 Well, the pictures that I showed you on the side of the highway.
00:19:05.000 So Mattie's... And the trooper had no idea that the FBI was actually watching Mattie.
00:19:11.000 The feds were watching Mattie.
00:19:14.000 The trooper has no idea.
00:19:15.000 He stops him and they're taking pictures of the incident.
00:19:19.000 One of the many incidents with a long lens.
00:19:22.000 I'll tell you a story right after this one.
00:19:23.000 It's kind of crazy.
00:19:24.000 And he's got no idea the pictures were ever taken.
00:19:27.000 And then the trooper was contacted by the feds later and said, hey, we got, you know, you got an email.
00:19:31.000 We'll send you some cool pictures.
00:19:32.000 We took at your stop.
00:19:33.000 We were watching those guys.
00:19:34.000 Yeah.
00:19:35.000 And he got the pictures.
00:19:36.000 And then later on, when I met Matty years down the road, I show him the pictures and it blows his mind.
00:19:42.000 But um, I'll never forget, I'm coming down from Troy one day, from like up by Albany.
00:19:47.000 So I'm coming down 87, so I'm flying, I don't think I went below 100 miles an hour the whole way.
00:19:52.000 So, I'm coming up by the Palisades Parkway, like exit 14 or something like that, before you come into like uh, that fucking... Woodbury?
00:20:03.000 Yeah.
00:20:04.000 So um...
00:20:06.000 I see a state trooper, so I slow down.
00:20:08.000 He's getting off the exit, so I pass him.
00:20:10.000 Then he fucking pulls back on the highway, pulls me over.
00:20:13.000 So I did a thing, because I used to be notorious.
00:20:15.000 The state troopers in that area hated me.
00:20:19.000 Because I would just break their fucking balls.
00:20:22.000 Because they would just pull me over for bullshit.
00:20:24.000 Like going 140 miles an hour.
00:20:26.000 Like, leave me alone.
00:20:27.000 Yeah.
00:20:27.000 I'm just breaking the sound barrier.
00:20:30.000 The first thing I do, he pulls me over, so I put the kickstand down, I get off the bike, I walk in front of the bike, and now I'm facing him.
00:20:38.000 So they hate that shit.
00:20:39.000 Why?
00:20:40.000 Because they just like you to be on the bike with your hands out.
00:20:43.000 Oh, I see.
00:20:43.000 So I'm doing that, because I know... Being defiant.
00:20:46.000 He walks up, now I'm facing him with my back turned.
00:20:52.000 So, what I didn't know was that a white, cheap Cherokee had pulled over behind me, like going southbound, and pulled over.
00:21:00.000 And the cop looks at me and goes, are they with you?
00:21:03.000 And I turn around and I look and I see this white, cheap Cherokee.
00:21:07.000 And I go, I have no fucking idea who the fuck that is!
00:21:10.000 I go, are they with you?
00:21:11.000 So, um...
00:21:13.000 I said, I have no idea, so you'll just license registration so I can get the paperwork.
00:21:17.000 So I go, let me ask you a question.
00:21:19.000 I go, what the fuck did you pull me over for?
00:21:20.000 He goes, speeding.
00:21:21.000 I go, where'd you take fucking radar from the exit ramp?
00:21:24.000 I said, you were getting off the exit.
00:21:26.000 He goes, come on, you know what you're doing here.
00:21:28.000 He goes, you know what's going on here.
00:21:29.000 I said, yeah, you're profiling me.
00:21:30.000 I'm like, that's fucking bullshit.
00:21:32.000 I go, how fast was I going?
00:21:34.000 He goes, 60.
00:21:34.000 I said, 60 to 55?
00:21:35.000 I'm like, that's real fucking lame, dude.
00:21:39.000 So he's like, you know, license registration.
00:21:41.000 Comes back out.
00:21:43.000 And he waves like this to the car in front of me.
00:21:46.000 I look around and they're out there waving.
00:21:47.000 He goes, that guy's following you.
00:21:49.000 Fucking hell.
00:21:52.000 Oh, that was a fed.
00:21:53.000 Yeah, they were feds.
00:21:55.000 I knew they were following me all the time.
00:21:57.000 Yeah, didn't you get in an altercation where you kicked off a guy's side mirror?
00:22:00.000 And then the feds showed up and said, what are you doing?
00:22:00.000 Yeah.
00:22:02.000 Yeah, I was going to work one day and some guy tried to, like, push me off into, like, there was construction, there was little cones.
00:22:08.000 So, some people usually, like, bash the mirror off with their hands, but I just jumped up and kicked it off the guy's car.
00:22:16.000 I hear this noise, I hear this siren noise and I'm looking at my I'm like there's no cop cars behind me so it's like this little fucking Chevy blue car so I finally pull over and I'm like one guy gets out he walks up he's wearing like jeans and a fucking polo shirt like a golf shirt
00:22:31.000 So he goes, let me see your license.
00:22:33.000 I said, well, who the fuck are you?
00:22:34.000 He's like, I'm the police.
00:22:35.000 I said, well, you need to show me something that says you're the police.
00:22:38.000 So he pulls out his creds and shows me his credentials.
00:22:42.000 So I go, oh, the FBI just traffic stops now.
00:22:45.000 So then he goes, license registration.
00:22:48.000 So.
00:22:49.000 The guy getting out of the other side of the car was a guy who investigated me for like nine years.
00:22:53.000 I won't say his name either.
00:22:55.000 The FBI guy, but he's the one who fucked me on my parole, my federal parole on the last day.
00:23:01.000 He's the one who got me sent back to federal prison.
00:23:04.000 So I go, well, well, well, look who it is.
00:23:05.000 What was the violation?
00:23:07.000 Talking to another Hells Angel.
00:23:08.000 Oh right, because you accepted the calls.
00:23:10.000 Yeah, you gotta press 1 to accept the call.
00:23:13.000 So that means you voluntarily spoke to him.
00:23:15.000 I said bullshit so that guy he fucking he's there so I go well so I call up my buddy he goes my he goes to me he goes who you on the phone with so and so and I go yeah I said I'm telling him I said listen this guy's got me pulled off you don't hear from me in an hour
00:23:30.000 I'm probably locked up.
00:23:31.000 So they're like, what the fuck are you doing out here, Matty?
00:23:34.000 I go, what?
00:23:35.000 I go, what the fuck are you guys?
00:23:36.000 It's like nine o'clock in the morning.
00:23:38.000 Why are you guys following me around already?
00:23:40.000 He goes, oh, we're not following you.
00:23:41.000 I said, oh, you just happen to be behind me, huh?
00:23:43.000 He goes, yeah, we couldn't believe it when you jumped up on your seat and kicked the mirror off that guy's car.
00:23:48.000 That guy didn't know such a thing.
00:23:53.000 So anyway, they let me go.
00:23:54.000 They took my license register.
00:23:56.000 I go, what are you going to go in your car?
00:23:57.000 You don't have a radio in your car.
00:23:58.000 You're going to get called dispatch?
00:24:00.000 Yeah, the FBI guy.
00:24:01.000 I'm like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
00:24:02.000 He knows who the fuck I am.
00:24:03.000 I go, you guys are obviously following me.
00:24:06.000 They followed me for like nine years.
00:24:09.000 Craziness.
00:24:09.000 That's why you broke up with that chick, because she couldn't take it anymore.
00:24:12.000 They told her, we're going to keep following you.
00:24:12.000 Yeah.
00:24:14.000 They used to go to my house when I was doing my violation.
00:24:15.000 They would go to the house and be like, we're never going to stop.
00:24:19.000 And she was like, I want to get married and have kids.
00:24:21.000 Was this after you got out of prison or before you went to prison?
00:24:24.000 After.
00:24:26.000 They sent me back twice.
00:24:27.000 Yeah, but I mean the one with our trooper friend.
00:24:31.000 That was after.
00:24:33.000 That was after?
00:24:34.000 All right.
00:24:34.000 All right.
00:24:34.000 Oh, okay.
00:24:35.000 I thought that was before you went.
00:24:36.000 Okay.
00:24:38.000 Yep.
00:24:43.000 Yeah.
00:24:45.000 They fucked me.
00:24:47.000 More than once.
00:24:49.000 That's when you went to state prison.
00:24:50.000 No, I went to state prison first.
00:24:53.000 No, I was in federal prison first.
00:24:54.000 I mean...
00:25:00.000 I mean, I've done years in New York State, like a year here, a year there.
00:25:03.000 A few bids, yeah.
00:25:04.000 Yeah, I got a few.
00:25:06.000 All right, let's get to some crime and cop stuff.
00:25:11.000 Yeah, here we go.
00:25:11.000 I was reading this in the newspaper today, and I couldn't find it online, which is a pet peeve I've had for a while.
00:25:18.000 New York Post
00:25:19.000 You need tiny URLs at the bottom of all your print, articles, or we're just gonna stop reading the paper.
00:25:25.000 I'm one of the only people left that actually holds a physical paper, and you're not making it easy for us.
00:25:33.000 So this isn't online, but it's called a Turf Battle, and this is going on in Brownsville, which is East New York, right?
00:25:39.000 Yeah.
00:25:40.000 And the way it works is there's one gang will have like five projects.
00:25:48.000 Housing, estates, whatever.
00:25:49.000 And then the other gang will have the other five.
00:25:52.000 There's no turf battle.
00:25:53.000 That's your hood.
00:25:55.000 It's been defined.
00:25:57.000 So the two big gangs there are the Woos and the Chews.
00:26:01.000 And they kill each other, not as much as they could.
00:26:05.000 I mean, it's like a murder every, you know, two or three a year.
00:26:08.000 Doesn't seem like a lot for where you, you know, where your ops lives.
00:26:15.000 Yeah, you guys rhyme.
00:26:16.000 Yeah, come on, guys.
00:26:18.000 Get those numbers up.
00:26:20.000 Yeah, but when there's too many bodies, it's no good for business.
00:26:22.000 Well, that's it.
00:26:24.000 What's business?
00:26:25.000 Obviously, drug trade.
00:26:28.000 Okay, this is really stupid, but I don't get how you make lots of money on drugs in the hood.
00:26:34.000 Selling crack?
00:26:36.000 Heroin.
00:26:37.000 Coke.
00:26:38.000 Math.
00:26:38.000 Pills.
00:26:39.000 Okay.
00:26:39.000 Is there that?
00:26:40.000 Like, the junkies... I don't know.
00:26:42.000 I understand selling to college kids, you're selling cocaine.
00:26:45.000 That's an endless client list.
00:26:47.000 Yeah, but... But in the hood?
00:26:49.000 Yeah.
00:26:49.000 They line up for that shit 24-7.
00:26:53.000 They don't have any money.
00:26:55.000 People come from outside the hood to buy drugs in the hood.
00:26:58.000 No one's going to Brownsville.
00:27:01.000 When I was in PSA 4, they locked up Scott Weiland from Stone Temple Pilots.
00:27:06.000 Oh really?
00:27:08.000 But where was he buying his trucks?
00:27:11.000 He went into a housing project and bought on his own.
00:27:15.000 I like the way your little bunny tail is sticking out of the bottom of your crotch there.
00:27:18.000 This?
00:27:19.000 No.
00:27:26.000 Scott Whalen went into the projects to buy heroin?
00:27:28.000 Yep.
00:27:29.000 What a suicide mission.
00:27:30.000 But everybody knows him from that band, so he's good.
00:27:33.000 Yeah.
00:27:33.000 Oh, you Scott Whalen from Stone Temple Pilots!
00:27:36.000 Oh man, I loves grunge!
00:27:37.000 He got a lot of money, let him in!
00:27:39.000 Yo, this nigga bone and broken every single time!
00:27:45.000 Yo, you know Chris Cornell, that Soundgarden nigga?
00:27:48.000 I think that day he got arrested in New York City, he was on Howard Stern earlier that day saying how he was clean.
00:27:53.000 Yeah, you're right.
00:27:54.000 He was on heroin, Stern.
00:27:56.000 Yeah, talking about it.
00:27:57.000 He got busted buying heroin a couple hours later.
00:27:59.000 He was talking about it so much with Stern.
00:28:01.000 He was like, how can I get some of that shit?
00:28:02.000 Those were good times.
00:28:03.000 It's like when you watch Intervention and you're like, I feel like a drink.
00:28:06.000 I want to get something.
00:28:07.000 Yeah.
00:28:09.000 This alcoholic's making me thirsty.
00:28:10.000 He died not too long after that.
00:28:15.000 But zoom in on that article.
00:28:20.000 Towards the bottom there.
00:28:24.000 Oh, wait.
00:28:25.000 Is it cropped?
00:28:25.000 I didn't think I cropped it.
00:28:26.000 Let's see here.
00:28:29.000 Yeah.
00:28:30.000 Woo... Wait, I can't read it.
00:28:32.000 It's super blurry.
00:28:33.000 Woo, a subset of Wave Gang and Chew...
00:28:39.000 Wu, a subset of Wave Gang, and Chew, members of Hood Stars, have been at war since 2010, according to law enforcement sources.
00:28:46.000 But the violence took a particularly violent turn in July 2020 after Wu member shamed Shamal Boomer was fatally gunned down by a member of the Bergen fam, another gang.
00:28:58.000 Even though a Chew member didn't kill Boomer, the gang relished the death and began taunting their rival.
00:29:05.000 I don't think they sell drugs.
00:29:07.000 I think this is pure tribalism.
00:29:10.000 And the previous generation's drug dealers, Millennials and Gen X, they're like, I don't know what the fuck's going on with these kids.
00:29:17.000 We used to sort of focus on drugs and maybe territory occasionally.
00:29:23.000 This is just African tribalism.
00:29:27.000 Like the Woos versus the Chews.
00:29:31.000 What the fuck?
00:29:32.000 The woos and the choos sounds a lot like the hootsies and the tootsies, doesn't it?
00:29:37.000 Holy shit, this guy.
00:29:38.000 Hatfields and McCoys?
00:29:40.000 What good of a mugshot is that?
00:29:42.000 Wait, I know that guy, George Rosario.
00:29:45.000 I recognize him.
00:29:47.000 I recognize him from a Looney Tunes cartoon at night.
00:29:51.000 I know him from a creepypasta thumbnail.
00:29:57.000 Holy conlidoscopes.
00:29:59.000 I don't remember.
00:30:00.000 I think I see one guy in there that looks trustable vaguely.
00:30:02.000 Anthony McRae and Brian Rodriguez kind of.
00:30:05.000 What do you mean trustable?
00:30:07.000 Like could they even look remotely part of society?
00:30:10.000 Like some people, you know, in this look like demons.
00:30:14.000 Some people look like criminals.
00:30:16.000 Some people look like this guy.
00:30:18.000 Like this guy, Derek, looks like Paul.
00:30:20.000 That's the same guy.
00:30:22.000 My point is with these new street, the drill rapper hoodlums, there is no regard for life or death.
00:30:29.000 No, they're not scared of the police.
00:30:32.000 And they'll just go to each other's projects and say, and Facebook live stream and go, Hey, I'm out here in front of the ops.
00:30:38.000 What are you going to do, bitch?
00:30:41.000 Do your worst.
00:30:42.000 And then they come out and shoot each other.
00:30:44.000 So, while crime has gotten that stupid, at least in the old days it was about territories and drugs, we are telling the police that they can't do their jobs, they suck, we all hate them, and by the way, please come over, I'm scared, I got a death threat for saying the cops should be defunded.
00:31:02.000 And then on top of that, they've got all this affirmative action where they're getting chicks involved.
00:31:07.000 And now you are defunded, demoralized, crime no longer has any rules so you can't get informants or do your job, and then they put a chick in your car.
00:31:21.000 Like this.
00:31:22.000 Actually, jump, go to 42A.
00:31:23.000 No, no.
00:31:24.000 Is that 42A?
00:31:24.000 No.
00:31:30.000 Now, when you see cops run, they got a lot of shit around their waist, right?
00:31:34.000 And cops go, okay, I gotta run fast, but I have all this shit on me, so I'm gonna run really aggressively, like it's a Tough Mudder thing, because I got the weight.
00:31:43.000 Women are like, I wanna run, but I have this weight on me.
00:31:47.000 I'll do a little turkey trot when I run, because that's the best you're gonna get, folks.
00:31:52.000 They don't get the concept of, I need to fucking run through this motherfucker's face, like it's football.
00:32:06.000 Look, she can't run.
00:32:16.000 Look at that run!
00:32:17.000 I know I'm missing the whole point of the video.
00:32:19.000 It's about concerned citizens not being concerned.
00:32:22.000 But I'm just obsessed with the white woman's run.
00:32:25.000 Look at this starting now.
00:32:26.000 The guy's run is worse.
00:32:29.000 Yeah, maybe that's why they picked him up.
00:32:31.000 Is that even a run?
00:32:32.000 The arms are going.
00:32:33.000 He looks like he's on mile seven of a marathon.
00:32:38.000 Or this is another example of female cops making everyone's life worse.
00:32:43.000 The guy walking down the street.
00:32:45.000 Now, I don't understand why an allegedly blind guy has a walking cane folded up in his back pocket.
00:32:50.000 This is 4-2, but this is kind of old news now.
00:32:53.000 This was big last week.
00:32:55.000 This guy is
00:32:59.000 Oh.
00:33:00.000 Oh.
00:33:01.000 Oh.
00:33:01.000 Well, you could probably find it.
00:33:02.000 It was everywhere.
00:33:03.000 Just say blind man harassed.
00:33:05.000 Oh, I'm blocked.
00:33:07.000 What?
00:33:08.000 I'm not blocked by anybody.
00:33:10.000 Chad Loader?
00:33:12.000 He's an Antifa dude.
00:33:13.000 Oh, he blocked me, eh?
00:33:15.000 Yeah.
00:33:16.000 Why are you on Twitter as yourself?
00:33:19.000 I don't know.
00:33:20.000 I'm a guy.
00:33:20.000 That's dumb.
00:33:21.000 What do you mean?
00:33:22.000 You should be, like, a peace activist.
00:33:25.000 They actually tell you if you're blocked?
00:33:27.000 Be a black woman who, you know, is Black Lives Matter and all that shit.
00:33:32.000 I don't know.
00:33:33.000 I don't respect that.
00:33:34.000 I'm me.
00:33:36.000 There I am.
00:33:37.000 Moron.
00:33:37.000 Moron.
00:33:37.000 With my black school.
00:33:39.000 You're using your account for this show.
00:33:41.000 We want to show Antifa shit.
00:33:43.000 Obviously you're going to be black.
00:33:44.000 You're saying nah right now in the middle of something we can't show because you use your face.
00:33:50.000 I guess we can create a new account.
00:33:52.000 Yes.
00:33:53.000 Thank you.
00:33:54.000 Detective Shitty does it again.
00:33:55.000 Nailed it.
00:33:56.000 Nailed it.
00:33:57.000 Nailed it.
00:34:02.000 Anyway, we'll see if you can find it, but she pulls this guy over and she goes, I need your ID.
00:34:07.000 What are you doing?
00:34:08.000 What's that in your back pocket?
00:34:10.000 And he goes, this?
00:34:10.000 And he pulls out, it's one of those collapsible canes that goes click, click, click, click, that blind people have.
00:34:14.000 Yeah.
00:34:15.000 Why aren't you using it if you're blind?
00:34:17.000 But she goes, I thought that was a gun.
00:34:19.000 It looked like a gun.
00:34:20.000 He's like, you thought this was a gun?
00:34:22.000 It's like when you fold up those things, they're this big.
00:34:25.000 Yeah.
00:34:25.000 And they're white.
00:34:27.000 What kind of gun is this?
00:34:30.000 Anyway, she was just being annoying.
00:34:32.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:34:34.000 That wasn't a great move.
00:34:36.000 Yeah, that was not smart.
00:35:01.000 To reach for something.
00:35:02.000 Not at all.
00:35:03.000 It's a cane.
00:35:04.000 I'm going to reach for it now.
00:35:05.000 If you sneeze wrong, she'll shoot.
00:35:08.000 And by the way, I'm sorry that I don't have an account that we could... and I'm blurry.
00:35:15.000 That didn't work.
00:35:16.000 You cut it too short, so it just goes... I'm also sorry about that.
00:35:20.000 But I've learned from my actions.
00:35:24.000 All right, we'll get on blurry.
00:35:25.000 Farts.
00:35:25.000 And guess what?
00:35:28.000 Get unblurry.
00:35:29.000 Alright.
00:35:30.000 Go to a fucking barber.
00:35:41.000 Were you ever partnered up with a woman?
00:35:43.000 A few times.
00:35:45.000 And is it different with state troopers than it is with normal cops?
00:35:48.000 State troopers partner up from midnight till 5 a.m.
00:35:52.000 What?
00:35:52.000 They partner up from midnight to 5 a.m.
00:35:56.000 When you're... When you don't have a steady partner, you ride double from midnight to 5 a.m.
00:36:00.000 Oh, really?
00:36:01.000 Yeah.
00:36:01.000 Because it's more dangerous?
00:36:02.000 Yeah.
00:36:04.000 Well... That's like, I'm on my motorcycle, oh, I don't want to hurt my head, I better put on a baseball hat.
00:36:12.000 There we go.
00:36:13.000 My dad did that once, actually.
00:36:15.000 He was chopping down a tree, a branch off a tree, and he wanted to be protected, so he put on a puffy vest.
00:36:22.000 And two beanies.
00:36:24.000 Nice.
00:36:24.000 Wow.
00:36:25.000 He broke his back in 18 places and was wearing a turtle shell for a year and a half.
00:36:29.000 Good old Jim.
00:36:31.000 Quick question.
00:36:32.000 So when you go around the forest bopping field mice on the head, he's making fun of your a tail.
00:36:41.000 Oh.
00:36:41.000 Little bunny foo foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and popping them on the head.
00:36:53.000 Um, yeah, I mean, what are they gonna do?
00:36:59.000 All right, let's, uh, here's the important, sort of the reason I'm doing this today.
00:37:03.000 Cop life.
00:37:04.000 This is what no one ever talks about with cops.
00:37:06.000 The constant fear of death.
00:37:08.000 And I had one dude tell me, he goes, you know, people look at the stats and they go, well, you say your job's dangerous, but not that many of you die.
00:37:16.000 And he goes, yeah, cause we're good at this.
00:37:19.000 Just cause we're not dead doesn't mean we didn't get shot at.
00:37:24.000 Go to four, three.
00:37:25.000 Oh yeah, you gotta go to the beginning of this.
00:37:28.000 Uh, that was... There's about two seconds before shit goes disown.
00:37:34.000 Dude, that's a machine gun.
00:37:39.000 They shoot at the camera.
00:37:42.000 And cars don't protect you from bullets, really.
00:37:46.000 They're bullet magnets.
00:37:48.000 Yeah.
00:37:49.000 I mean, I guess if you went down, you've got to get through the engine and everything if you're going through the front.
00:37:54.000 There's certain things like that.
00:37:55.000 You see right there where the post comes out from the windshield and the door?
00:38:00.000 That's called like an A post.
00:38:01.000 Then the next one down is a B post.
00:38:04.000 Those are the best chances to deflect off that.
00:38:07.000 But the best place to be would be behind that motor and the drivetrain and the wheel and the brakes.
00:38:12.000 Oh, right.
00:38:13.000 But you don't really want to be hiding.
00:38:15.000 I mean, if that's the only cover you have, you know, that's the only cover you have, but a bullet will go right through both doors and out the other side.
00:38:23.000 Look at this.
00:38:25.000 We had that conversation one day with Tommy Ranger.
00:38:27.000 Oh, right, right, right.
00:38:28.000 Yeah.
00:38:31.000 And shooting through glass is not too good either.
00:38:35.000 Some of the cruisers are bulletproof.
00:38:37.000 Yeah, they have Kevlar panels in the doors.
00:38:41.000 And some of them have bulletproof glass, but very few.
00:38:44.000 I don't know any that have bulletproof glass.
00:38:45.000 Really?
00:38:46.000 I mean, maybe.
00:38:46.000 I know like the Bearcats and the SWAT vehicles have them.
00:38:50.000 That's pretty heavy duty glass.
00:38:56.000 I don't want this job.
00:39:00.000 He's got a red dot on that, huh?
00:39:03.000 A laser?
00:39:04.000 No, just a holographic red dot.
00:39:07.000 Oh.
00:39:10.000 He shot the leg.
00:39:13.000 Yeah, a lot of people forget that there's a lot of room underneath the car, so if you see people under there, you can shoot them in the legs.
00:39:22.000 Is that the end of that?
00:39:23.000 I don't know any details about that video.
00:39:25.000 Sorry, folks.
00:39:27.000 Here's another encounter, typical cop encounter.
00:39:29.000 So this guy is told exactly like George Floyd.
00:39:33.000 Hey, man, can you come over here?
00:39:34.000 This guy's trying to pass off counterfeit money.
00:39:36.000 Yeah, OK.
00:39:38.000 I'm just going to stop this guy in the street.
00:39:40.000 Because I asked you to.
00:39:42.000 No.
00:39:43.000 Okay.
00:39:44.000 Well what?
00:39:44.000 What did I do?
00:39:45.000 Because I told you to.
00:39:46.000 What did I do?
00:39:47.000 Well you passed a counterfeit dollar bill bag.
00:39:49.000 Dispatch, I'm fighting one behind Ingram.
00:39:54.000 Put your hands behind your back!
00:39:56.000 Put your hands behind your back!
00:39:57.000 Put your hands behind your back!
00:39:59.000 Put your hands behind your back!
00:40:01.000 Do it now!
00:40:02.000 Put your hands behind your back!
00:40:03.000 Get on your stomach!
00:40:12.000 Shots fired!
00:40:12.000 Shots fired!
00:40:13.000 Guess where the cop got shot?
00:40:15.000 Where?
00:40:16.000 In the head.
00:40:17.000 Right?
00:40:17.000 It looked like it.
00:40:18.000 Yeah.
00:40:20.000 He survived.
00:40:20.000 Holy shit.
00:40:24.000 Oh my God.
00:40:26.000 But in the hospital they said, you're going to live, but as far as conversations go, you're only going to be able to talk to people like Ryan Katsu-Rivera.
00:40:36.000 So, that's good.
00:40:37.000 Because I'm a nice person.
00:40:40.000 Not if he was used to talking to normal people.
00:40:43.000 Well, I don't, I take pride in not being normal.
00:40:45.000 I'm cool.
00:40:47.000 Yeah.
00:40:48.000 Yeah, that's one way to look at it.
00:40:50.000 You're gonna have enough brain damage to be cool.
00:40:53.000 That just made me sick.
00:40:57.000 Whoa.
00:40:58.000 And I know there's people at home going, oh yeah, of course you're going to show black dudes.
00:41:02.000 Why don't you show Dylan Roof and some of the mass shooters?
00:41:05.000 That's the real problem in this country.
00:41:07.000 All the white people shooting up schools and stuff.
00:41:10.000 Uh, you know, mass shooters are black.
00:41:13.000 The last couple of ones have been the football player in Virginia and
00:41:13.000 Yeah.
00:41:19.000 Like, zoom in on that first row and we'll go down.
00:41:22.000 Keep in mind that blacks are 14% of the population.
00:41:25.000 A lot of chicks in this thing, too.
00:41:28.000 Do you think of... It's the fact that they don't have, like, a manifesto or something?
00:41:34.000 That makes them not as cool?
00:41:37.000 How many people do you have to shoot to be... Four.
00:41:39.000 Four or more?
00:41:39.000 Yep.
00:41:41.000 That happens on the diz-aley in the hood.
00:41:41.000 Oh, dude.
00:41:43.000 The bullet has to hit them, I guess.
00:41:51.000 I'm happy none of these rookies died from that guy who plowed into them.
00:41:54.000 I mean, maybe they still will, but... You ram a car into 25 people?
00:41:58.000 Yeah, that's not cool.
00:42:00.000 Well, what's going on with this guy here?
00:42:03.000 Hollywood is doing okay for diverse representation, but crime is killing it.
00:42:10.000 Literally.
00:42:12.000 You know what bothers me, though, is people are bummed when they see this.
00:42:15.000 Because they want there to be white male actors.
00:42:17.000 Well, it's facts.
00:42:18.000 It's facts.
00:42:19.000 Evidence.
00:42:21.000 I thought you said fags there for a second.
00:42:23.000 No, no, facts.
00:42:24.000 Which reminded me of something I forgot to get to the beginning of this show.
00:42:27.000 This would normally go on the day show.
00:42:29.000 For you folks that are just watching for free, or listening for free, we made this show free to showcase the show as like a teaser, but it's nothing like any of the other shows.
00:42:40.000 The other shows are more like
00:42:42.000 Daily Wire meets Howard Stern meets Tucker Carlson stuff.
00:42:45.000 We go through the news and discuss the news and maybe make a few jokes.
00:42:50.000 Or have a few funny sketches or something.
00:42:52.000 But this is more typical of our Monday, Tuesday, Friday shows.
00:42:57.000 So go down a bit.
00:43:00.000 What?
00:43:01.000 Go down, no, no, to the thing he's talking about and click on the first picture.
00:43:04.000 They're kind of out of order here.
00:43:06.000 San Francisco launches guaranteed income program for transgender community.
00:43:12.000 Now, when you first hear that, you think, okay, I have to picture a world where, like, trannies, there's a bounty out for them, and you just hunt them and kill them, and they're barely alive, and they're covered in rags, and we take them in and say, here's some food, we'll try to stop you from being shot, but don't go out at night or you're gonna get killed.
00:43:28.000 That's kinda the world, this crazy video game scenery they're giving us.
00:43:33.000 Not remotely true.
00:43:35.000 But it's much gayer than that This is the list of people who are considered trans and it's like 73 no sorry sorry 97 different options What?
00:43:52.000 Now go to the things Matt Walsh isolated One of them is faggot
00:43:59.000 Wow!
00:44:00.000 Are you gay?
00:44:01.000 Well, I identify as faggot.
00:44:02.000 I identify you as a faggot.
00:44:04.000 Yeah.
00:44:06.000 Like, are we allowed to call them faggots now?
00:44:08.000 97 different... Yeah, and go back to that list, the Matt Walsh one.
00:44:14.000 Zoom out on that a bit.
00:44:17.000 The other ones are even crazier.
00:44:19.000 BDSM kink.
00:44:21.000 So because I like spanking girls in high heel boots, I get free money?
00:44:27.000 I have guaranteed living income.
00:44:29.000 Sadomasochism and kink.
00:44:31.000 So is straight not on here?
00:44:34.000 BDSM in England is like the norm.
00:44:38.000 This is where they wear rubber suits and like pour custard on each other.
00:44:42.000 You get free welfare if you pour custard on a woman in a rubber suit?
00:44:45.000 But I don't understand that.
00:44:46.000 Guaranteed income.
00:44:48.000 Aromantic?
00:44:49.000 What if you're oregano?
00:44:49.000 You're on welfare.
00:44:51.000 You got welfare.
00:44:52.000 Matty.
00:44:53.000 No matter how much money you make?
00:44:56.000 I don't know.
00:44:57.000 I mean, I assume you gotta be unemployed.
00:45:00.000 But wait a minute, if you're unemployed, then you get welfare anyway.
00:45:06.000 But what I'm trying to figure out, like, because they can't go out and work,
00:45:11.000 In San Francisco, it's tough.
00:45:13.000 You know, if you're known as gay in San Francisco, your life's over.
00:45:16.000 You're just a hack.
00:45:18.000 Yeah, you just get fag bashed every day.
00:45:19.000 You got plenty of those.
00:45:21.000 But wait, go back to that list.
00:45:22.000 That's crazy.
00:45:23.000 What are some aromantics?
00:45:26.000 Maddie, you're a cook.
00:45:27.000 Aromantic means you just fuck people and you're not into them.
00:45:32.000 So like Gene Simmons gets free money.
00:45:34.000 All of Motley Crue gets free money.
00:45:37.000 Asexual.
00:45:39.000 Every woman, post-menopausal woman, gets free money.
00:45:43.000 BDSM, all British people get free money.
00:45:45.000 Bisexual, all drunk girls in college get free money.
00:45:49.000 You know what demisexual is?
00:45:51.000 No.
00:45:52.000 When you only have sex with people that you have a connection with.
00:45:58.000 In other words, you only fuck people that turn you on.
00:46:01.000 In other words... Everyone.
00:46:03.000 The way it's always been.
00:46:04.000 Yeah.
00:46:04.000 That's what Cuomo's daughter, right?
00:46:05.000 Didn't she come out as demisexual?
00:46:07.000 Yes.
00:46:07.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:46:08.000 Yeah.
00:46:11.000 You know who doesn't?
00:46:12.000 You know who fucks people that are attracted to prostitutes?
00:46:14.000 This is ridiculous.
00:46:16.000 Gay.
00:46:17.000 If you're gay in San Francisco, you get free money.
00:46:20.000 What about... 75% of the population.
00:46:23.000 Population.
00:46:25.000 Bad capital of the world.
00:46:26.000 Very difficult problem.
00:46:27.000 Populace!
00:46:28.000 Is there anything for, um, furries?
00:46:31.000 Probably.
00:46:32.000 Dude, 97!
00:46:33.000 Alright, let's get back to some... Please don't hurt me after this, sir.
00:46:48.000 Don't arrest me.
00:46:49.000 Please get back to some cop stuff there.
00:46:52.000 4-4.
00:46:53.000 I thought this was great.
00:46:54.000 The person who put this up on social media said, New York is a brand.
00:46:59.000 Because Eric Adams, our wonderful mayor, was bragging about how amazing it is to be in New York City.
00:47:05.000 He goes, Kansas isn't a brand.
00:47:08.000 New York is a brand.
00:47:09.000 All right, let's check out New York.
00:47:11.000 Yeah, that was the guy.
00:47:13.000 I've seen this the other day.
00:47:15.000 Came in and started stabbing him.
00:47:18.000 Was there a reason behind this?
00:47:20.000 Yeah, he's from that project and the other guy's from Marcus Garvey Estates.
00:47:25.000 Oh, you should have known.
00:47:32.000 There he is stabbing him.
00:47:36.000 That guy realizes he's dying.
00:47:40.000 Gets in a white Lexus and takes off.
00:47:47.000 How could you miss him?
00:47:54.000 Wait, did the original Stabber just get run away?
00:47:58.000 No, the guy who got stabbed got shot.
00:48:00.000 Right, right, that's what I said.
00:48:01.000 The original Stabber, not Stabby, just got out of that white car and ran away.
00:48:06.000 How do you not die after being shot six or seven times?
00:48:11.000 World's worst aim.
00:48:12.000 Most criminals are horrible.
00:48:15.000 Go back to that.
00:48:16.000 Go back to when he first started shooting at the car.
00:48:18.000 No, no.
00:48:20.000 There, so he gets in the car.
00:48:28.000 Six shots, three of them at point-blank range, and the guy's running away.
00:48:32.000 You know who didn't miss?
00:48:33.000 Those cops.
00:48:34.000 Yeah.
00:48:36.000 You gotta understand something, like, when you're in the first, like, I remember the first time I was in a gunfight.
00:48:40.000 Anytime the adrenaline dump that goes into your body, like, you lose kind of, like, all fine motor skills, like, at first, because you're not used, like, you're just overwhelmed.
00:48:50.000 So, even though he was running up to the car shooting... He was at the car.
00:48:54.000 Yeah.
00:48:55.000 Come on, guy.
00:48:56.000 Come on, man.
00:48:58.000 There's more.
00:49:01.000 He was kinda, like, I don't know why he was stabbed, but the cops just shot the wrong guy.
00:49:06.000 That was on, I believe, Gun Hill Road.
00:49:09.000 Ah, shit.
00:49:10.000 We don't know Gun Hill Road.
00:49:14.000 Gun Hill Road.
00:49:14.000 Yeah, right.
00:49:15.000 In the Bronx.
00:49:16.000 Yeah.
00:49:17.000 That's the Bronx.
00:49:17.000 The motherfuckin' BX, dawg.
00:49:19.000 Yeah, we would always, like, tell tales about Gun Hill Road.
00:49:22.000 Or hear stories about Gun Hill Road as a co-op city-er.
00:49:27.000 That's what we'd call ourselves.
00:49:28.000 Now he's stabbed and shot.
00:49:33.000 There's a great bar down there called, uh, it's got a baseball name.
00:49:38.000 Rumor?
00:49:38.000 No.
00:49:40.000 Yeah, rumor.
00:49:41.000 Before you said baseball, I said rumors.
00:49:44.000 Hot dogs, rumors, baseball bats.
00:49:48.000 Yeah, rumors of like, oh, maybe there's the Astros cheating again, you know?
00:49:54.000 Uh, okay.
00:49:56.000 And then 4-5.
00:49:57.000 How did I?
00:50:01.000 Wait, wait, go back there.
00:50:02.000 He was screaming, call 911 or call an ambulance, I'm gonna die.
00:50:06.000 Well, he was stabbed and shot now.
00:50:08.000 And they're gonna roll him over and put him in cuffs.
00:50:18.000 Look at that woman cop.
00:50:19.000 She's doing her job.
00:50:21.000 Thanks for coming out.
00:50:23.000 They should have different uniforms.
00:50:25.000 They should have white shirts.
00:50:27.000 No, that's upper brass.
00:50:30.000 They should have reflective gear.
00:50:31.000 They should have red berets on.
00:50:36.000 Yeah.
00:50:37.000 So, 4-5?
00:50:38.000 Terrible.
00:50:40.000 If he lived, that guy's fuckin' blessed by the Lord.
00:50:44.000 Oh.
00:50:48.000 He died.
00:50:51.000 Didn't make it.
00:50:52.000 Here's cops stopping a school shooting.
00:50:54.000 Don't worry, it's coming up.
00:51:01.000 Whoa, thanks to rogue action, this PHX PD officer.
00:51:04.000 What's PHX?
00:51:06.000 Phoenix.
00:51:07.000 Oh, Phoenix.
00:51:08.000 Possible shooting at school was prevented.
00:51:10.000 Oh yeah, there she is.
00:51:10.000 She's got her gun.
00:51:15.000 Headed to school.
00:51:15.000 No, you're not.
00:51:16.000 She's got her finger over the barrel?
00:51:18.000 Yeah.
00:51:19.000 You don't want the bullets to spill out, dummy.
00:51:24.000 I guess not.
00:51:24.000 Oh, shit.
00:51:30.000 And here's a funny one.
00:51:32.000 In Paris, where the FBI sends me regularly, this guy, unlike the dude where they said, stop him, don't you want to be a good citizen?
00:51:41.000 Oh, Eric Adams, welcome to the show.
00:51:43.000 Hey, what's up, Blavin?
00:51:44.000 How are you today?
00:51:45.000 Gavin.
00:51:47.000 I'm great.
00:51:48.000 What you're seeing is New York has a brand.
00:51:52.000 It's got the swagger.
00:51:55.000 It's not a very good brand.
00:51:57.000 Yeah, but there's swagger.
00:51:59.000 These other places ain't got swagger like that.
00:52:03.000 See, that's the sort of New York swagger that we want.
00:52:05.000 Can you put the swagger in jail, please?
00:52:07.000 Because our streets are not safe.
00:52:10.000 Nah, swagger's gonna stay on the streets where it belong.
00:52:13.000 Look at Paris, Eric.
00:52:14.000 Okay.
00:52:15.000 The rapper?
00:52:16.000 No.
00:52:17.000 Okay.
00:52:18.000 Because she has swagger.
00:52:21.000 Swagger.
00:52:22.000 Swagger.
00:52:24.000 Boom.
00:52:26.000 Hey!
00:52:28.000 Love to see it.
00:52:29.000 Wow.
00:52:29.000 He wanted to get in.
00:52:30.000 He's getting in.
00:52:33.000 Look, he puts him down gently.
00:52:34.000 Yeah.
00:52:36.000 Oh, what a body slam.
00:52:36.000 That's one arm.
00:52:37.000 The one arm control right there.
00:52:40.000 Good adrenaline control, too.
00:52:41.000 If you're still in Paris, you might get slammed again.
00:52:44.000 Paris, I believe, is the most heavily surveilled city in the world.
00:52:47.000 Oh, really?
00:52:48.000 Oh, cameras are everywhere.
00:52:49.000 I think Jay-Z and Kanye West wrote a song about this.
00:52:54.000 And then 4-8, this guy beat a fireman.
00:52:58.000 I don't know where it is.
00:52:59.000 It looks like Brazil or something.
00:53:00.000 And the whole town gets together to beat him up.
00:53:02.000 I love an eye for an eye.
00:53:04.000 Like let's, let's not get the police involved in everything.
00:53:07.000 Someone slashes your tires, go slash their tires.
00:53:10.000 Yeah.
00:53:10.000 These are firemen chasing.
00:53:11.000 Oh, that's back to New York.
00:53:13.000 Yeah.
00:53:14.000 Yeah.
00:53:16.000 So he hit an old dude, then he gets on his bike and the firemen are like, no.
00:53:20.000 Not happening.
00:53:24.000 You see actually the fact that there was no swaggle in that clip.
00:53:28.000 That was in 2020.
00:53:29.000 God.
00:53:32.000 Is that like the Wild Wild West, Arnold?
00:53:33.000 It was like the Wild Wild West.
00:53:35.000 I have to listen to Eric Adams before I continue this.
00:53:39.000 Yeah, Eric Adams just sounds like a little kid.
00:53:41.000 And he is.
00:53:42.000 So what we have is our Sway go back.
00:53:44.000 He's getting $110 billion.
00:53:46.000 You're starting to sound like Sway from MTV.
00:53:49.000 Yeah, $110 million.
00:53:49.000 $30,000 for every New Yorker.
00:53:50.000 $110 billion?
00:53:50.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:51.000 $110 billion.
00:53:52.000 $30,000 for every New Yorker.
00:53:52.000 Wow.
00:53:52.000 Can I have that in cash, please?
00:54:02.000 It's just, he's just gonna keep hiring people.
00:54:04.000 You should see this queen he just hired for, uh... What was it?
00:54:09.000 It's this... He just hired this guy who larps as a knight.
00:54:14.000 I think he's hiring him as a judge.
00:54:16.000 And he's a larping knight.
00:54:17.000 Let's see, okay.
00:54:23.000 Yeah, that's him.
00:54:24.000 The guy with the bow tie.
00:54:26.000 Yeah, New York City Judge.
00:54:30.000 Paps Cosplay.
00:54:31.000 Oh, looks like you guys got some sword damage on there.
00:54:39.000 Right in the old Gorbachev zone.
00:54:41.000 Oh boy.
00:54:43.000 Wow, that's him there.
00:54:45.000 That's kind of cool.
00:54:46.000 Yeah, that's how bad it is.
00:54:48.000 Ryan thinks it's cool.
00:54:50.000 Was he at the Renaissance Fair with you Mike?
00:54:52.000 Oh shit, no I didn't see him.
00:54:53.000 Oh my god, he's at that shitty knockoff one.
00:54:56.000 Oh my god, wait, openly gay black knights of North America.
00:55:02.000 One of the few black knights of North America.
00:55:03.000 Is that like opposite the Ku Klux Klan?
00:55:04.000 Because they're the white knights.
00:55:05.000 Oh yeah, true.
00:55:08.000 Wow.
00:55:08.000 He just hires blacks.
00:55:09.000 That's what's gonna happen to that 110 billion.
00:55:11.000 He's the Grand Dragon Slayer.
00:55:12.000 Every hire he does is black.
00:55:13.000 He asked for an 8x10.
00:55:21.000 For your resume, probably because you can't read.
00:55:23.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:55:26.000 So show the, uh, the home and this is, I always love seeing these kinds of stories where someone is just ready.
00:55:32.000 Always be prepared.
00:55:33.000 Four or nine.
00:55:35.000 These kids, before the garage door can close, they jump in.
00:55:39.000 Never relax.
00:55:40.000 To get them.
00:55:40.000 Never relax.
00:55:47.000 They just scooch in at the last second.
00:55:51.000 Oh, I'm coming in.
00:55:55.000 He has, what, four seconds to be ready for this?
00:55:58.000 Sick.
00:56:00.000 See, we're okay with defunding the police if we're all allowed to be armed.
00:56:05.000 Yeah.
00:56:06.000 If you want to go back to the wild, wild west, as Eric Adams calls it, then let us fucking be Jesse James.
00:56:16.000 I thought this was an interesting take on Takeoff.
00:56:19.000 Remember that rapper?
00:56:21.000 We talked about an interview on the show a couple years ago with Takeoff where we could not understand a fucking word he was saying, nor could the black interviewer guy.
00:56:30.000 Oh yeah, and it started a fight.
00:56:33.000 Because there was like miscommunication, right?
00:56:35.000 Remember that?
00:56:36.000 Yeah, very difficult communication.
00:56:39.000 Black Americans, seriously, bro.
00:56:42.000 You cut on the news and see shit like this, you're not going to see Jeff Bezos and Leonardo DiCaprio and a bunch of rich...
00:56:49.000 He's got very cool mime stuff.
00:56:51.000 Animated swagger.
00:56:51.000 I'm not gonna be shooting dice at 2.30 in the morning in front of a closed bowling alley.
00:57:09.000 They can't figure out how to get shit structured.
00:57:14.000 Yo, we're the laughing stock of America.
00:57:16.000 Black people, I'm sorry to tell you, if you're watching this video, we're the laughing stock of America.
00:57:20.000 Nobody takes us seriously.
00:57:22.000 Look at this shit.
00:57:25.000 There's a running list of all the rappers that are getting killed lately.
00:57:29.000 You know, the record labels, with drill rappers, they'll go, where are you from?
00:57:33.000 And you say, Scarsdale, and they're like...
00:57:49.000 And then you say Gun Hill Road and they're like, what part of Gun Hill Road?
00:57:52.000 Yeah.
00:57:52.000 You go, I'm with the woos.
00:57:54.000 Okay.
00:57:55.000 Then they'll maybe call some woos and be like, do you know this guy?
00:57:59.000 Is he, did shoes hate him?
00:58:00.000 And then they're like, good.
00:58:01.000 Yeah.
00:58:02.000 You're authentic.
00:58:03.000 But what that means is I'm more likely to die soon.
00:58:07.000 And the record labels go, that's great for business.
00:58:10.000 Yeah.
00:58:10.000 Record sales go up after death.
00:58:12.000 Yeah, I think that might be their source of income.
00:58:14.000 50 Cent said it the other day.
00:58:16.000 He said, the only rappers who ever go like diamond, like 10 million, were Tupac, after he got killed, and Biggie, after he got killed.
00:58:25.000 He said, you gotta get shot and killed in order to go diamond and rap.
00:58:28.000 Oh, wow.
00:58:29.000 And the people that, uh, yeah.
00:58:32.000 Who gets the royalties from that?
00:58:33.000 Like some family, sometimes the label?
00:58:34.000 Who knows?
00:58:36.000 I don't know.
00:58:37.000 All I know is if you can't handle the swaggle,
00:58:40.000 Get out the kitchen.
00:58:45.000 I'm not going to blame the record labels actually.
00:58:49.000 They managed to capitalize on mass murder.
00:58:51.000 Like, what if someone signed one of the hootsies when they were killing the tootsies and got some money as they ripped everyone's heads off?
00:58:59.000 They chopped each other up with hatchets, I mean machetes, right?
00:59:01.000 Yeah.
00:59:02.000 You're hiring with, like, people with pre-existing conditions, basically, so that way... Yeah, it's an insurance company where they want you to be dying.
00:59:11.000 It's the opposite of an insurance company.
00:59:14.000 But remember when we had when we had takeoff on the show not literally but five one four minutes in This is how that guy talked speaking of laughingstock.
00:59:25.000 It's 432 Yeah, this is that interview where they like there's a fight that happens because he doesn't understand what he's saying He's like what's that?
00:59:36.000 Huh?
00:59:38.000 He's big and bougie.
00:59:39.000 Wait, go back.
00:59:41.000 Are they tripping or dripping?
00:59:43.000 Tripping.
00:59:43.000 Ah, meaning they have a lot of jewelry on.
00:59:45.000 I suppose.
00:59:46.000 No, they said tripping.
01:00:03.000 Oh, trippin'.
01:00:04.000 Sounds like trippin'.
01:00:05.000 The guy in the far right, he doesn't make any sense.
01:00:08.000 Even with subtitles, right?
01:00:09.000 Yeah.
01:00:28.000 I think you're right, it was dripping and they got it wrong.
01:00:30.000 Shut up, man.
01:00:31.000 Turn it up, turn it up.
01:00:32.000 Alright, I'm getting on my own nerves here.
01:00:52.000 He's saying I never left bad and bougie you think I left bad and bougie, but the guy cannot fucking understand him Actually, there's lots of bees like There's lots of bees I bad off bougie left me bushing on baddie and Okay, we'll just end it with this 58.
01:01:11.000 I'm gonna take some calls 50 a right 50 a the only one we haven't done yet I thought this was interesting that in prison I
01:01:20.000 Which is Lord of the Flies.
01:01:22.000 These black dudes seem to police themselves better than they do on the streets.
01:01:27.000 Maybe it's a generational thing.
01:01:29.000 I've been incarcerated for the past 33 years.
01:01:31.000 Y'all know I look young.
01:01:34.000 Yeah, I've been incarcerated since I was 16.
01:01:37.000 I'm from Watts, California.
01:01:39.000 I grew up as a Blood.
01:01:40.000 Like he was saying, a lot of times we have a lot of influence in these prisons.
01:01:44.000 One thing that I've learned that we as Bloods and Crips in these prisons, on these prisons, y'all, we don't need gangbanging against each other.
01:01:51.000 So if we don't gangbang against each other on these prisons, y'all, why is it that we continue to let that stuff go on the streets?
01:01:58.000 One thing about prison, we got rules.
01:02:01.000 You break these rules, something's going to happen to you.
01:02:04.000 Yeah.
01:02:04.000 See, on the streets, we got certain type of rules, but we don't have them.
01:02:08.000 Excuse the word, I'm missing the structure.
01:02:10.000 Like a crew couldn't just come and do something to me.
01:02:12.000 They got to actually go to the Bloods and ask the Bloods, look, this is what's going on.
01:02:16.000 But we don't do that.
01:02:17.000 It's like policing your own.
01:02:18.000 How you doing?
01:02:19.000 How you doing?
01:02:20.000 My name is Jay Burke.
01:02:21.000 Not happening in East New York.
01:02:24.000 Not happening in the Bronx.
01:02:27.000 Swaggle.
01:02:28.000 Swaggle.
01:02:29.000 It's a brand, baby.
01:02:30.000 It's Wild Wild West.
01:02:32.000 It's Wild Wild West.
01:02:33.000 I gotta fight tomorrow.
01:02:34.000 I'm dreading it.
01:02:36.000 A fight or a spar?
01:02:37.000 Spar.
01:02:37.000 Well, what do you think I'd fight?
01:02:38.000 Yeah, I'm gonna beat up Clinton Delvecchio down by the schoolyard.
01:02:41.000 Well, a fight is like no headgear, eight-ounce gloves, or whatever the fuck.
01:02:45.000 But a spar ain't really a fight, is it?
01:02:47.000 Do you guys go all out?
01:02:49.000 You hard spar?
01:02:49.000 No.
01:02:50.000 Okay.
01:02:51.000 Still hurts.
01:02:53.000 Still taking punches today.
01:02:55.000 Don't reel in me, dammit!
01:02:57.000 For the four days after, this is all tender.
01:03:01.000 I want to get a headgear that's this big.
01:03:06.000 And it's inflated.
01:03:08.000 It's like a balloon.
01:03:10.000 Water balloon.
01:03:12.000 You're back at your original gym?
01:03:13.000 Yes.
01:03:14.000 You didn't tell how that went.
01:03:16.000 Or maybe you don't want to.
01:03:17.000 Yeah, I did.
01:03:17.000 I thought I did.
01:03:18.000 You want to know the truth?
01:03:20.000 I hated the new gym so much and I just, for my own sense of pride, I can't go back there and just wash it away because he said he'll pay for the damage.
01:03:31.000 For those of you not caught up, Boxer was going to the Hall of Fame, I took him in my car, and his kids got wasted, because it was an open bar, and on the way back, wrecked the back of my car, my Jaguar, and so the owner of the gym said, I'll pay for it, and then I was like, weeks are going by.
01:03:52.000 So then I got a little too aggressive, and I was like, I'm here for the money, you said Friday.
01:03:55.000 Then he got all pissed off, and so I left, and we were screaming, he was screaming at me, blah, blah, blah.
01:04:01.000 Then I went to this other gay gym that Ryan goes to.
01:04:03.000 Why didn't you come to the gym this week, by the way?
01:04:05.000 I've been going to the other gym, but I was thinking about maybe going twice a week, or going every day.
01:04:13.000 So I would go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
01:04:18.000 Why did I, so anyway.
01:04:20.000 Different times.
01:04:23.000 I was like, if he would just call me and say, look man, I'm sorry, we'll give you a few free months.
01:04:29.000 So I'm like a lady waiting to be courted.
01:04:33.000 And it just wasn't happening all summer, like June, July, August, September, October.
01:04:38.000 And so I went to one of the guys and I go, can you just say to him, why don't you just offer him a few free months, man?
01:04:44.000 It's just like his own pride.
01:04:46.000 He can't, and I would never, I'd rather die than go back there after all that and not get anything.
01:04:51.000 That wasn't our deal.
01:04:52.000 But I was at the point where I was like, say you're going to give me free months and lie.
01:04:56.000 And I won't notice on my bank statement.
01:04:59.000 I just need something to walk through the door.
01:05:02.000 You know, give me a fucking pen here.
01:05:05.000 It's a $600 pen.
01:05:08.000 That's how much it costs by the way.
01:05:10.000 Uh,
01:05:13.000 And so he did.
01:05:13.000 He was like, yeah, no problem.
01:05:14.000 I'll give him all the months he wants.
01:05:18.000 And there's this dude there now.
01:05:20.000 Oh boy.
01:05:21.000 Fucking beast.
01:05:24.000 He's awesome.
01:05:24.000 What's his name?
01:05:26.000 Harley Heavyhands Burke.
01:05:28.000 He's from Yonkers.
01:05:29.000 7-0, 6 KOs.
01:05:33.000 Wasn't one of those, uh, from that video?
01:05:36.000 No, I've never seen him before.
01:05:38.000 Oh.
01:05:38.000 I think he might be a baby monster.
01:05:40.000 Oh, maybe.
01:05:40.000 Right on.
01:05:41.000 I don't know who Ryan was.
01:05:43.000 Ryan Katzu.
01:05:44.000 He was starstruck to see Ryan, if you can even wrap your head around that.
01:05:47.000 Oh wait, is that the guy that, he met you outside and he was like, holy shit, the first day that I went there?
01:05:52.000 Maybe.
01:05:53.000 He met you outside, took a picture with you?
01:05:54.000 Yeah.
01:05:55.000 So you're going back to the old barber and pizza shop?
01:05:58.000 Everything's back.
01:05:59.000 Nice!
01:06:01.000 Let me see if I can do it.
01:06:02.000 Score one for the gaffe!
01:06:03.000 If I could do an intro for him.
01:06:05.000 Ladies and gentlemen, coming out of Yonkers, New York, Harley Heavyhands Byrd!
01:06:13.000 Apparently all of McLaren Avenue is there at his fights.
01:06:16.000 He's got one December 19th.
01:06:17.000 Nice.
01:06:18.000 That was like the best intro I've ever done and you said nothing about it.
01:06:21.000 Wait, were you talking?
01:06:23.000 Yeah.
01:06:24.000 Yeah, he did a full-blown intro.
01:06:28.000 Is that Elon Musk doing his Aussie imitation?
01:06:32.000 No, it's not an Aussie impression.
01:06:34.000 It's just Elon Musk, but it requires a lot of patience to probably listen to it because it's
01:06:42.000 He gave out his ultimatum today to all his Twitter employees.
01:06:45.000 What was that?
01:06:46.000 Either stay and work hard.
01:06:47.000 Sit in or fuck off.
01:06:48.000 Yeah, he said either stay and work hard or get three months severance and kick fucking rocks.
01:06:56.000 Great, love it.
01:06:57.000 I heard he hasn't left the studio.
01:06:59.000 Oh, he's been there the whole time, huh?
01:07:02.000 What am I talking about?
01:07:04.000 Studio.
01:07:05.000 The office.
01:07:06.000 All right.
01:07:07.000 Let's do the mailbag intro.
01:07:10.000 That's enough cop shit.
01:07:12.000 Can we should we do the thanks for calling because we only get to do it once a week and we are taking calls, right?
01:07:19.000 Hey, Dickman, did you think that was good?
01:07:21.000 Was that reverent?
01:07:22.000 Do you think cops will like the beginning of this show?
01:07:25.000 Yeah.
01:07:26.000 Why wouldn't they?
01:07:27.000 I don't know.
01:07:27.000 You didn't seem too thrilled.
01:07:29.000 It was like a giant tribute to you and your people.
01:07:33.000 It was good.
01:07:37.000 How about the bunny community?
01:07:38.000 Do you think they'll be hopping all around?
01:07:40.000 The bunny community is going to love it.
01:07:42.000 Alright, let's do thanks for calling then.
01:07:45.000 You are on the air.
01:07:47.000 I'm here to have a conversation.
01:07:49.000 This is a fucking loser.
01:07:50.000 And you want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
01:07:54.000 Why does everyone get two things?
01:07:56.000 You have one thing.
01:07:57.000 Thank you for calling.
01:07:58.000 It was great hearing from you.
01:08:00.000 All right, next call.
01:08:02.000 Bye bye.
01:08:03.000 So true.
01:08:05.000 Ryan's not gay grandfather.
01:08:08.000 Oh, you should put the number on the screen here.
01:08:12.000 Yes, you should try to get him on the show that Vietnam War was some wild shit.
01:08:16.000 I hate to be cynical But there's no fucking way Ryan's grandfather is gonna trek out to the Bronx He'll probably get PTSD when he comes to the studio.
01:08:27.000 There's no way he's gonna talk on camera about his Vietnam War story I don't know maybe maybe a conversation where I kind of just I'm just sitting there nodding and cuz he's I mean I
01:08:39.000 You know, that transcribing a book idea, he might be open for that.
01:08:43.000 Oh, that's different.
01:08:45.000 I think that's a great idea though.
01:08:46.000 You sit with him, you get one of these people, people do this for a living, like Anthony's book.
01:08:51.000 Someone sat there, he just relayed all the stories, they put it in order, they add a few adjectives, they go do some research and find out it was the 13th platoon that was in Phnom Penh, blah blah blah, and they fill in all the gaps.
01:09:04.000 You know what's even crazier?
01:09:06.000 His story is like before and after the war, too.
01:09:09.000 It's all nuts.
01:09:10.000 It's all crazy.
01:09:11.000 Oh, the Bronx, and heroin, and crack, and crime, and gangs, and... Yeah, it's all, like, you know, movies don't even come close to this guy's life.
01:09:20.000 It's fucking nuts.
01:09:22.000 Anyway, but... And people think that I'm, like, a heavy shit war movie vet because I've seen so many war movies.
01:09:29.000 These guys are actually there.
01:09:30.000 They deserve more credit than I deserve.
01:09:32.000 In a sense, sure.
01:09:34.000 Like I've seen platoon apocalypse now, and I know that's a huge deal this guy was in actual Vietnam And I think that's a bigger deal yeah, but then watching a movie about it stone But I think it was only stone through it like very small time Ryan your hair has reached a Level I look like a vampire no no you look like a homeless pauper from 1606 I
01:10:00.000 Can you help me out?
01:10:01.000 Like, what's the end state for that?
01:10:03.000 Yeah, what are you going for?
01:10:06.000 I don't know yet, but I'll tell you when we get there, baby.
01:10:11.000 Sorry.
01:10:11.000 Do you know how mad people get when they see that?
01:10:13.000 It's not just me.
01:10:14.000 It's not like I have a weird fetish and hair has to be a certain way.
01:10:17.000 You read the comments and oh boy.
01:10:19.000 No hair has ever bothered me, like really.
01:10:22.000 As far as my day to day walking down the street, New York City, millions of people a day.
01:10:26.000 You sound like those people in those uppity neighborhoods.
01:10:30.000 Hair has no home here.
01:10:34.000 Get out of hair.
01:10:37.000 Hey listen, I'm trying to hair you out, but you know.
01:10:40.000 Okay.
01:10:41.000 Someone wrote in and said, Chad Loder has autoblock when you follow Andy Ngo and other people.
01:10:45.000 Oh, I didn't know you could do that.
01:10:47.000 Oh.
01:10:48.000 Also speaking of Ryan, stop the fucking laugh track.
01:10:52.000 Jesus fucking Christ, I'm trying to hear people talk and all I hear is this stupid fucking laugh track and ooh and clapping.
01:10:59.000 Way to fuck up an entire segment.
01:11:06.000 I thought it was fun.
01:11:16.000 Let's see.
01:11:19.000 Comptown made fun of you and Censored.TV.
01:11:24.000 Compton yeah, there's Nick Mullins podcast Nick Mullin keeps lumping Everyone who's like not who slightly mega in with like the KKK and Stormfront and stuff Yeah, he's a little you know.
01:11:39.000 He's a special.
01:11:40.000 It's a very lib thing to do.
01:11:42.000 He's Libby That's very Pete Davidson Pete Davidson I don't know.
01:11:51.000 I just thought they're Nazis or whatever I
01:11:54.000 I'm actually gonna script it and then just do all the voices for the podcast at some point.
01:12:00.000 My spec script for The Simpsons where Homer gets red-pilled and Marge has to tolerate finding out about the alright and stuff.
01:12:11.000 He's like, Marge, did you know that the Jews are using cultural Marxism to turn Bart gay?
01:12:21.000 Stop reading those websites!
01:12:27.000 So jump ahead, it's a little farther in.
01:12:29.000 Yeah, I've heard this before.
01:12:30.000 He mentions your name, he's like, what?
01:12:32.000 I listen to the Proud Boys and blah blah blah.
01:12:34.000 But he only mentions your name, but not censored.
01:12:37.000 Yeah, or maybe show is censored.
01:12:39.000 They're still using it in a derogatory way.
01:12:42.000 They put the Q in the LG thing.
01:12:45.000 I don't... It's not my fault.
01:12:47.000 You can't be fucking mad at me.
01:12:49.000 Marge, do you know about these Muslims?
01:12:51.000 They're trying to sneak into the country.
01:12:53.000 Homer, stop reading Gavin McInnes.
01:12:58.000 But Marge, he's so cool.
01:13:01.000 I'm gonna become a proud boy.
01:13:02.000 Homer, what is that?
01:13:05.000 Homer, why are you spending so much money on the Anthony Comey and Edward?
01:13:08.000 But that's not The Simpsons, right?
01:13:10.000 That's someone drawing like The Simpsons.
01:13:12.000 Yeah.
01:13:13.000 Well, yeah.
01:13:14.000 I thought that was the actual cartoon.
01:13:15.000 No.
01:13:16.000 And they just cut some corners.
01:13:18.000 Yeah, they had some layoffs.
01:13:21.000 They were late.
01:13:24.000 They didn't realize it was due today.
01:13:26.000 He makes fun of Louis J. Gomez.
01:13:27.000 That's a funny bit.
01:13:28.000 He's not making fun.
01:13:30.000 But it was unfair what he did with Anthony Comey.
01:13:32.000 I still stand by that being shitty.
01:13:34.000 Egregious.
01:13:35.000 Egregious, frankly.
01:13:37.000 This guy's saying Fetterman's uncle-in-law.
01:13:41.000 Oh, we got it.
01:13:41.000 His wife's uncle?
01:13:45.000 Wife, sisters, cousins.
01:13:47.000 I can't believe that they're trying to pass him off as...
01:13:50.000 The eagles are better than the eagles!
01:13:57.000 How the beloved uncle of John Fetterman's wife Giselle was a Brazilian spy whose illegal wiretaps triggered a political scandal and ministerial resignations.
01:14:08.000 What a funny looking dude.
01:14:11.000 He looks like a fat chick.
01:14:13.000 He should be in Antifa.
01:14:14.000 Looks like a Halloween mask.
01:14:15.000 I don't care.
01:14:20.000 I don't know why I put a thing on that.
01:14:21.000 Let's get the Super Chat up and take some calls.
01:14:27.000 Yes.
01:14:27.000 Bye-bye.
01:14:28.000 We've got a guy on line 347.
01:14:32.000 Go ahead there, 347.
01:14:33.000 Yellow!
01:14:34.000 Do you have your mic on again?
01:14:36.000 Oh shit, my mic's not on.
01:14:38.000 Oh good.
01:14:39.000 That's embarrassing.
01:14:41.000 Hold one second, sir.
01:14:43.000 Matty, can you tell him to hold one second?
01:14:44.000 Yeah, I said oh.
01:14:44.000 Go ahead, 347.
01:14:47.000 Go ahead, 347, we're ready to rock.
01:14:49.000 Isn't that LA?
01:14:49.000 Is that 347?
01:14:50.000 No.
01:14:51.000 I think that's New York.
01:14:52.000 It's a cell phone, New York.
01:14:53.000 Whoa.
01:14:54.000 I'm outside the building.
01:14:57.000 Where the swagger is.
01:14:59.000 One time I got a text, it said, right after my address was doxxed, and it said, look out your window, fashy.
01:15:06.000 I was like, okay.
01:15:08.000 I guess it's time to rock!
01:15:11.000 Let's dance!
01:15:12.000 Don't threaten me with a good time.
01:15:14.000 And then I went out there, and there was no one there.
01:15:16.000 And I thought, if I was to, like, go to an Antifa's house, and I said, are we ready, boys?
01:15:24.000 Look out your window, Anti-Fasci.
01:15:28.000 That would have been, like, a six-month plan.
01:15:30.000 There'd be people in the trees.
01:15:32.000 There'd be 900 escape routes.
01:15:34.000 The phone would be a burner.
01:15:36.000 There'd be a bulletproof vest.
01:15:38.000 It would be like setting off a bomb.
01:15:39.000 Like, look out your window, Anti-Fasci.
01:15:42.000 Send.
01:15:43.000 All right boys, it's on!
01:15:45.000 Right.
01:15:46.000 They just sit on their ass.
01:15:47.000 Terrorists.
01:15:49.000 Yeah?
01:15:49.000 Terrorism.
01:15:52.000 Hello?
01:15:53.000 Hello?
01:15:54.000 Last chance.
01:15:54.000 Hello?
01:15:55.000 347, go ahead.
01:15:58.000 All right, you're fired.
01:15:59.000 All right, you're fired.
01:16:00.000 I'll put him on hold.
01:16:01.000 I'm sure it's our fault.
01:16:03.000 505, you're on the live.
01:16:04.000 505, go ahead.
01:16:09.000 This is starting to look like Ryan Katsu Rivera's fault.
01:16:13.000 Okay, well I'm gonna start over.
01:16:17.000 And get the super chat going!
01:16:19.000 All right, super chat coming right up.
01:16:21.000 Hello Gavmeister and Muscularchenk.
01:16:23.000 I have a question regarding the influence of screens on any kind of parenting.
01:16:28.000 How exactly do you handle the screen addiction?
01:16:30.000 I remember you locking away iPads and stuff.
01:16:31.000 How do you keep yourself from dancing at your phone?
01:16:34.000 It's a hard thing to do even when I am knowingly addicted to my phone.
01:16:37.000 I've got a five-year-old stepson with another one arriving in March, tying the knot in December, and I'm trying to do as much things right as I can, at least parenting-wise.
01:16:44.000 Ich mag dich mehr als einen Freund.
01:16:50.000 I don't find it that hard.
01:16:54.000 I don't put them in a safe or anything.
01:16:55.000 I just take them away.
01:16:56.000 And if you want to cheat and come and get your phone, you just added a day to no screen time.
01:17:03.000 So...
01:17:05.000 And they're easy to to they're easy to hide by the way You just stick them under a random couch cushion and make it different every time under a towel there They're never gonna they'd have to rip the whole house apart to find they're only this big But they they start to know after a while that there's no negotiation now as far as you on your phone That's another story one what I say to the kids on no screens days I'll give you five bucks if you catch me on my phone And then if I have to do anything I go to the bathroom
01:17:31.000 But I told you I bought that little light bright mini phone and I've just been lugging it around with me with my other fucking dumb iPhone in my pocket.
01:17:44.000 But I've been closing major deals with this.
01:17:47.000 Like I got Tommy Sotomayor on the network just by texting.
01:17:52.000 So I need it for work.
01:17:55.000 I'm also talking to the dudes at, uh, I'm doing great.
01:17:59.000 So there's major deals going down with that thing.
01:18:02.000 I guess I could do it on the little one.
01:18:04.000 Because it's text and phone.
01:18:06.000 I don't fucking know.
01:18:07.000 I'm having some serious problems with my phone addiction, to be totally frank.
01:18:10.000 I'm not sure if these $100 chats we read last week.
01:18:14.000 This is the reason the internet was created.
01:18:16.000 We can turn it off now.
01:18:18.000 Keep up the great work, G-Dog.
01:18:21.000 You're a voice of reason amongst the cacophony of bullshit.
01:18:24.000 Love you, brother.
01:18:24.000 That sounds pretty familiar.
01:18:25.000 I'm going to paste the link.
01:18:28.000 Should I date a single mother or nah?
01:18:31.000 Sure.
01:18:32.000 Well, you shouldn't meet her kids for a year.
01:18:37.000 At least.
01:18:40.000 Okay, this is the reason why the internet should exist.
01:18:42.000 That's it?
01:18:43.000 Yeah.
01:18:45.000 I like that video.
01:18:47.000 I watch 600 of those a day.
01:18:55.000 Sorry dude, you gotta have slightly higher standards.
01:19:02.000 Trying in a different browser here could be such that the browser is acting weird.
01:19:10.000 I doubt it very much, but okay.
01:19:16.000 This is something with the soundboard.
01:19:17.000 We should test Skype before every Thursday night show.
01:19:24.000 Gentlemen behold a bridge in Ethiopia built by the Europeans centuries ago Africans never rebuilt the bridge so they cross it via ropes Is that something I have to clip because I'm busy yeah, okay, well, I'm just trying to fluff the show fill the time ready to connect it say Well here's a good one to kill to fill in the holes here while you figure out this stuff Oh
01:19:51.000 Gavin, you're wrong about our Navy and China's.
01:19:53.000 This is two days ago, maybe yesterday, I said that we used to have a much better Navy than China's, but they kind of matched us now, and they have a carbon copy of it.
01:20:04.000 Can you guys hear us?
01:20:05.000 Hello?
01:20:07.000 Say 505.
01:20:08.000 Go ahead, 505.
01:20:10.000 We're trying to get through.
01:20:11.000 Uhuru.
01:20:12.000 Uhuru.
01:20:13.000 Hey, those laugh tracks, they were all right, Ryan.
01:20:18.000 You like the laugh track?
01:20:19.000 Good.
01:20:22.000 Some people just don't like when color is added to something.
01:20:25.000 I remember when we had, when Vice was Voice of Montreal, and then we were just black and white newsprint, like first few issues.
01:20:32.000 And then we had enough advertisers to go to color.
01:20:34.000 People would always be like, you were way better when you were black and white.
01:20:39.000 Voice sucks now.
01:20:42.000 And that continued.
01:20:43.000 We know how that went.
01:20:44.000 Yeah.
01:20:48.000 So I'm in, I'm in the Southwest.
01:20:49.000 I didn't make it to the Vegas show.
01:20:52.000 I was with the 24 hour live stream, so I got the bird is the bald eagle tattoo.
01:20:59.000 I want to make sure you're good on your word.
01:21:01.000 That's good for a ticket.
01:21:03.000 That is absolutely 100% guaranteed free entry to any censored event from now to the end of time.
01:21:11.000 Good.
01:21:13.000 I know how forgetful you can be.
01:21:15.000 Yeah well that is a problem but and I tell Josh I'm always like oh shit but by the way he know Josh knows now by the way yeah but if you're ever to get to the event and they're like we don't know what you're talking about you could say trust me there's been a misunderstanding I'll wait while they go and get me or whatever
01:21:31.000 Yeah, you know what you have to do?
01:21:33.000 Email... I cannot look at your fucking hair.
01:21:36.000 You have to email and let them know that you're on the list, so that way there'll be no problem.
01:21:39.000 But by the way, huge, this is a huge update, so I'm getting the ticket holder information about, you know, who got tickets or whatever, so then about, I don't know, I'm gonna say tomorrow, if you could, or email me tonight, if you bought a ticket and you didn't go to the show, refund or not.
01:21:59.000 Email me and then we could just check your email to see if you bought a ticket.
01:22:02.000 What does your wife say about your hair?
01:22:04.000 Is she fine with it?
01:22:05.000 She likes it.
01:22:09.000 Was she harassed by the cops for having a walking stick in her back pocket?
01:22:13.000 No, she's not blind.
01:22:14.000 I understand the implication.
01:22:15.000 Alright, thanks for calling.
01:22:16.000 Thanks for calling, bye.
01:22:18.000 I'm trying to get it to ponytail length and just to see what that might be like.
01:22:21.000 But you comb it forward.
01:22:23.000 For now.
01:22:24.000 You're not gonna put a ponytail in the front!
01:22:27.000 Well, for now, but then it could be ponytail-able, like, if I kick it back like this.
01:22:35.000 It could be ponytail-able.
01:22:36.000 I've been doing the middle part too, but this is a look.
01:22:43.000 You could put it in a man bun.
01:22:45.000 No.
01:22:45.000 See, I'm trying to grow it beyond the man bun.
01:22:48.000 In my documentary, Beyond the Bun.
01:22:48.000 Oh.
01:22:51.000 Now you look like Jason Momoa in that stupid kids movie that's out now.
01:22:55.000 That's a compliment.
01:22:58.000 China has more ships than ours.
01:23:00.000 China's Navy is also comprised mostly of Coast Guard-style ships, patrol boats, coastal frigates, and corvettes.
01:23:09.000 Those sound fun.
01:23:10.000 In other words,
01:23:12.000 Ships that are smaller that carry less firepower and can't fare out in the ocean due to design and fuel limitations.
01:23:17.000 China's naval tonnage, literal weight of ships, is less than America's despite having more ships than us.
01:23:23.000 This is because we have more submarines, aircraft carriers, destroyers, overall combat ships, and supply ships.
01:23:29.000 This leads to logistics.
01:23:30.000 The US military's greatest advantage is our ability to supply and transport equipment and personnel during a war.
01:23:36.000 We can keep ships and vehicles fueled, get a carrier strike group,
01:23:40.000 Any naval asset anywhere in the world within 48 hours and we can overpower our enemy with incredible firepower Also our Navy is far more experienced than China's our sailors and ships have infinitely more real maritime hours than China does
01:23:55.000 Lastly, you'll often hear how the U.S.
01:23:56.000 always loses to China in our military wargaming scenarios.
01:24:00.000 These scenarios are fixed to give the enemy the greatest advantage possible.
01:24:04.000 When wargaming, you don't use real-world odds.
01:24:07.000 If we did, our Navy would always win and our military strategists wouldn't learn anything and would be stuck in a bubble forever unprepared against a greater threat.
01:24:16.000 We wargame against all odds to better plan for a hypothetically or potentially stronger future enemy.
01:24:23.000 China has carrier killing missiles and hypersonic missiles.
01:24:28.000 We have a missile defense system built on ships and several of these ships protecting carriers and each other in a strike group.
01:24:34.000 This is annoyingly overlooked by pessimists and people frightened by China's propaganda.
01:24:41.000 This isn't to say that we wouldn't take losses.
01:24:43.000 We would.
01:24:43.000 But China can't wage a war over and across the ocean.
01:24:47.000 Our military is mostly not idiots and are patriots who are smart and want to succeed.
01:24:50.000 But if we went to war, we'd be in their backyard.
01:24:53.000 It would be over Taiwan.
01:24:55.000 Right.
01:24:56.000 They wouldn't be coming to the shores of America.
01:24:58.000 No.
01:24:59.000 So we'd be fighting, they could just refuel right around the corner.
01:25:05.000 Also, I want to propose the idea that beyond challenging our strategies to overcome or counter insurmountable odds, our military reports devastating losses in an attempt to convince Congress to provide more funding for the Department of Defense.
01:25:16.000 Congress would see that we lose against China, and the rationale would be throw more money at the military to fix this.
01:25:22.000 Huh.
01:25:23.000 We got that call that's been waiting.
01:25:25.000 347?
01:25:25.000 Tax pistols!
01:25:33.000 We don't care!
01:25:35.000 Yo, what's up?
01:25:38.000 What's going on, guys?
01:25:39.000 How you doing?
01:25:40.000 Quick complaint, Gav.
01:25:42.000 I'm without a vehicle, so I wouldn't be able to make it to the Jersey Show.
01:25:47.000 I was just wondering if you would put on a free exclusive show here in the Bronx, given that your fan base is so small and no one would attend.
01:25:57.000 How dare you?
01:25:58.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.
01:26:00.000 Wow.
01:26:02.000 That hurt.
01:26:02.000 It does hurt.
01:26:03.000 You have hurt me today.
01:26:05.000 Play that drop, Brian.
01:26:06.000 We haven't played that in a while.
01:26:07.000 That's true.
01:26:09.000 And I think it is kind of appropriate since he has hurt us.
01:26:12.000 All, right?
01:26:13.000 Everybody's hurt?
01:26:14.000 I'm hurt.
01:26:14.000 Me too.
01:26:16.000 Dick man?
01:26:16.000 A little bit.
01:26:17.000 A little bit?
01:26:19.000 Hurt?
01:26:19.000 Yeah, I'm 100% hurt.
01:26:22.000 Way to go, dude.
01:26:23.000 You hurt 100% of the people in this room.
01:26:25.000 That's... You have hurt me today.
01:26:27.000 That's five.
01:26:29.000 You have hurt me today.
01:26:30.000 Those numbers continue.
01:26:31.000 There's what, 25,000 people watching?
01:26:33.000 You have hurt me today.
01:26:34.000 That's 25,000 hurt people.
01:26:36.000 You have hurt me today.
01:26:38.000 Hold on, four.
01:26:39.000 We're 300 less.
01:26:42.000 So that's what, $3,000?
01:26:44.000 Wait.
01:26:45.000 I'm so shitty at this, at simple math.
01:26:48.000 I was talking to my accountant today.
01:26:49.000 He said that prank lost you, I think, $30,000 a year.
01:26:54.000 That would be 300.
01:26:54.000 Yeah.
01:26:58.000 Times 100 would be 30,000.
01:27:00.000 Right.
01:27:04.000 So yeah, 300.
01:27:05.000 We lost 300 people from the arrest thing, which was Owen.
01:27:10.000 So thank you for that, my man.
01:27:14.000 We got another call.
01:27:18.000 What's the other call?
01:27:20.000 814.
01:27:21.000 Go ahead, 814.
01:27:21.000 Hey guys, what's happening?
01:27:23.000 Hey, buddy.
01:27:26.000 Gavin, Matty, Ryan, get a fucking haircut.
01:27:28.000 So, Gavin.
01:27:30.000 I work at Penn State.
01:27:31.000 I live in State College.
01:27:32.000 The fucking shitshow is still going on here.
01:27:37.000 You won!
01:27:38.000 This is what I don't get.
01:27:41.000 It's like someone fucks their secretary, their wife leaves, she takes him to court, he doesn't give her a penny, and then he goes on a tour talking about my ex-wife and what a bitch she is.
01:27:54.000 I'm not talking about you particularly, but you know what I'm saying.
01:27:58.000 They got the show cancelled!
01:28:00.000 And they won't stop complaining!
01:28:01.000 They won't shut the fuck up about it!
01:28:05.000 There's still, there's still, like, I work at Penn State, the day of the show we had meetings, stupid fucking meetings where, like, grown people were fake crying because a racist was coming.
01:28:14.000 That's fucking crazy.
01:28:16.000 Wait, I thought it was a racist.
01:28:17.000 A racist or a rapist?
01:28:22.000 Our mayor is a fucking pedo faggot.
01:28:24.000 Him and his cunt wife have an eight-year-old that they trans.
01:28:28.000 He's a fucking annoying Jewish guy from Philadelphia who rides his bike around town like a fucking asshole.
01:28:32.000 You gotta see his Facebook page.
01:28:34.000 He transed his kid?
01:28:35.000 Thanks for calling, dickheads.
01:28:36.000 Bye.
01:28:37.000 Okay, bye.
01:28:38.000 Damn.
01:28:39.000 The mayor of one of the counties?
01:28:41.000 What is Penn State in?
01:28:42.000 It's some weird little town.
01:28:44.000 It's just Penn State.
01:28:45.000 I mean, if you go around the village, it's just students everywhere.
01:28:48.000 It's just a big, large campus.
01:28:51.000 We have 519.
01:28:52.000 Go ahead, 519.
01:28:53.000 In line.
01:28:55.000 519.
01:28:55.000 Hey, Gap.
01:28:58.000 Hey, man.
01:29:01.000 I kind of have a similar situation to you where, like, I had a rough relationship with my dad when I was younger.
01:29:08.000 And then he kind of became my best friend as I got older.
01:29:11.000 And then, you know, recently I've had two kids of my own, but he's not really, uh, he doesn't really connect with my kids the same way, you know, I would expect a grandfather to.
01:29:19.000 I know you've talked about your dad before.
01:29:21.000 I was gonna like let you down a bit with the relationship he's had with his kids.
01:29:25.000 How do you kind of reconcile that?
01:29:27.000 I think it's a boomer thing.
01:29:29.000 I don't know.
01:29:30.000 They run out of maternal and paternal instinct, but yeah, they seem pretty disinterested in my kids.
01:29:36.000 Like they're polite and stuff.
01:29:40.000 Maybe it's a Scottish thing and you have a different reason, but yeah, I just sort of, I was kind of hoping for like, you know those granddads that build that crazy dollhouse where the toilet flushes and stuff for your daughter?
01:29:54.000 And you're like, holy shit, dad, this is better than our house.
01:29:58.000 Speaking of impact, do you ever get freaked out thinking about the impact that you've had on the world?
01:30:04.000 And, like, do you ever, like, smoke weed and think,
01:30:25.000 There's probably thousands of kids that have been born because of my influence.
01:30:29.000 I've been mentioned on presidential debates, started a media empire, started a huge men's club.
01:30:34.000 Do you ever think about it like that?
01:30:37.000 Now you're freaking me out.
01:30:39.000 I never thought of that before.
01:30:41.000 Now I'm kind of having a panic attack.
01:30:43.000 Thanks for calling.
01:30:45.000 You know what that reminds me of?
01:30:46.000 What?
01:30:47.000 When somebody like read Conor McGregor's words back to him.
01:30:52.000 He's like... Like Vincent van Gogh 13 that you said.
01:30:57.000 It's really poignant and I think it deserves to be read out in full so just bear with me.
01:31:02.000 I've lost my mind on this game like Vincent van Gogh.
01:31:05.000 Dedicated his life to his art and he lost his mind in the process.
01:31:09.000 That's happened to me.
01:31:10.000 I have those same glasses.
01:31:11.000 When that gold belt is around my waist and my mother has a big mansion, my girlfriend has a car for every day of the week, and my kids' kids get everything they ever wanted.
01:31:22.000 Then it will pay.
01:31:23.000 Then I'll be happy.
01:31:24.000 I lost my mind.
01:31:25.000 Can you just reflect and talk to me about how that makes you feel hearing that in 2021?
01:31:32.000 Yeah, you know, yeah, it's been so much.
01:31:37.000 I've got it done and I'm up here.
01:31:40.000 Mad as a brush.
01:31:41.000 You know what I mean?
01:31:43.000 I've been through it all, my friend.
01:31:44.000 I appreciate that.
01:31:48.000 It's been a wild ride for me.
01:31:49.000 It's not been easy at times, but what a life.
01:31:52.000 And I tell you what, I wouldn't want it to be any other way.
01:31:56.000 I'm very excited to be back here.
01:31:57.000 I'm very excited to have fans back in the area.
01:32:00.000 I'm very excited with the competition, the multiple competition.
01:32:03.000 I just feel invigorated.
01:32:06.000 You know what I mean?
01:32:06.000 And as you said, about artistry and all, and Vinnie Van Gogh, I'm gonna paint a beautiful picture here inside this octagon on Saturday night.
01:32:15.000 So that's kind of what your response should have been like.
01:32:16.000 Vinnie Van Gogh.
01:32:17.000 You should have had that sort of response, I think.
01:32:19.000 No, Gary, you've acknowledged that you've helped people get married and have kids.
01:32:25.000 History is written by the winners, and the winners don't like me.
01:32:28.000 I'll go down history as a white supremacist.
01:32:31.000 No.
01:32:31.000 But I think my biggest impact has been telling guys, put a ring on it.
01:32:34.000 Yeah.
01:32:34.000 And I was saying that to the owner of the place on Long Island, America First, where I go, the racist thing is, because he says, I got to cancel the gig.
01:32:43.000 You had free beer?
01:32:44.000 And I was like, no, no, that wasn't my suggestion.
01:32:47.000 He goes, I don't want a bunch of pro boys in here getting wasted.
01:32:49.000 I met them before and they're cool until they get drunk and then they just fucking destroy the place.
01:32:53.000 What?
01:32:55.000 It's true, Ryan.
01:32:55.000 Is that true?
01:32:56.000 Yes.
01:32:57.000 I don't know.
01:32:57.000 I've never seen that.
01:32:57.000 The Proud Boys get wasted.
01:32:58.000 They don't wreck things.
01:32:59.000 It's like, but it becomes crazy.
01:33:01.000 They don't vandalize shit, but it's like play fighting and shit.
01:33:08.000 And I said, you'd be surprised what percentage of these people who come to these things are newlyweds.
01:33:15.000 That's a major part of all this and it's never reported.
01:33:18.000 Anyway, I have some big announcements to make, but I'm going to punish the freeloaders by announcing them behind the paywall.
01:33:27.000 So we're going to end the free portion of this show, which is usually... I tried to keep it to half an hour.
01:33:32.000 That was an hour and 40 minutes.
01:33:35.000 We've got another 20 minutes left to really delve into the secret world of Censored.TV and talk to the fans in a way that we can't do publicly.
01:33:45.000 It's about to get very raunchy and very explicit.
01:33:51.000 So, to all the paying folks, just give me a second, I'm gonna go pee.
01:33:55.000 And to the Reloaders, you're missing out, folks.
01:34:00.000 It's a beer and a half a month to watch this network.
01:34:03.000 There's about five hours of content a day.
01:34:06.000 I do a show six out of seven days.
01:34:08.000 All incredible quality.
01:34:09.000 More shows than you could possibly handle.
01:34:11.000 If you watched all the shows that we provide, you wouldn't have a life.
01:34:15.000 So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:34:22.000 We good to go!
01:34:45.000 Everywhere he spoke is the truth.
01:34:46.000 Don't believe me?
01:34:47.000 Read the Bible, that's the old and the new.
01:34:49.000 1 Corinthians 6, 18.
01:34:51.000 What it say?
01:34:52.000 Away from sexual immorality.
01:34:54.000 That's right!
01:34:55.000 Matthew 5, 28, that's adultery.
01:34:57.000 Follow Jesus Christ and you will be set free.
01:35:00.000 Follow Jesus Christ, he's the only way.
01:35:02.000 Pick up a Bible, pray to God, and put the burden away.
01:35:04.000 He will set you free!
01:35:06.000 Stop jerking off!
01:35:07.000 Stop jerking off!
01:35:08.000 Stop jerking off!
01:35:10.000 Stop!