Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 02, 2022


GOML LIVE #174 - DUMP HER ASS (Part 1)

Topics
lesbians as fake cleaning the oven Better Call Saul
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Ryan Breaking Bad Hitler Kanye West Steve Jones Nick Ben Shapiro Alex Jones Matty Maddie O'Dell Owen Benjamin Adam Dick Antifa Yoohoo Saul Keir Starmer Gavin McGinnis Stevie Nicks Josh LaCash Paul Johnson and 55 more
S4E191 - ROTTEN TOMATOES S4E193 - WEEKEND AT YE'S

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Length

52 minutes

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162.07

Word count

8,498

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1,061

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Misogyny

27

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Toxicity

240

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Hate speech

54

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Gavin and Maddie talk Fleetwood Mac and Alex Jones, Kanye West, and more! Get Off My Lawn Live with Gavin McInnis is a production of Gimlet Media and produced by Maddie O'Dell and Evan Handyside. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Our ad music is by Build Buildings Records and edited by Ian Dorsch. The show was mixed by Matthew Boll. It was edited by Annie-Rose Strasser. Special thanks to Patrick Muldowney, Ben Shapiro, and Ben Shapiro. Thanks to our sponsor, Caff Monster Energy Drink Co. for sponsoring the show. A very special thank you to all the listeners and supporters of GOML Live! Get off my Lawn Live! with Gavin McGinnis! Subscribe, Like, and Share on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Share, and Tell a Friend about this and more on your favorite streaming platform. And don t forget to leave us a rating and review so we can keep spreading the word to your friends and family about this podcast! It helps us spread the word about it! Thank you so much to our sponsors, and we'll keep spreading awareness about the show! Stay tuned for more like this and other great shows like it and more. XOXO, - The Nodell Crew! XOwen McElroy Ben Shapiro - Ben Shapiro - Evan Handy - Ben McElley - Owen - - Jake - Gorms - and Ben & Owen -- Owen Shapiro and Owen - and much more And so much love, and so much more! Thank you for all the love and support, and support us are so much support, so please leave us out there! and we're not done with all of the love, yay! Thanks for all your support and support is appreciated! - Thank you, so much appreciation, love, love & appreciation, you're so much, thank you, bye, bye! GONE! VOCALICE, GONE, YA'OLEYOLE & YAYOHOO! Love, GOSY, MEEEEEEHOO, MADDIE OYOO! - EEEEEEEEEEHOO

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis! 1.00
00:01:15.000 Shut up, bitch! 1.00
00:01:18.000 Sorry, it's wrong to speak ill of the dead, especially as a Christian, but... This song's annoying! 1.00
00:01:25.000 Christine McKivvy.
00:01:27.000 Beckavy?
00:01:28.000 Of Fleetwood Mac just passed away.
00:01:29.000 She was the other vocalist besides Stevie Nicks. 1.00
00:01:31.000 And that song is all about how hot it is to fuck her new boyfriend after she totally threw away her marriage and had an affair. 1.00
00:01:39.000 And how she always thinks about this magic that is fucking him. 1.00
00:01:44.000 And you're like... And then towards later in life, she talks about how much she regretted not having kids. 0.99
00:01:50.000 What a mistake it was.
00:01:52.000 Dickman, do you have kids?
00:01:53.000 Yes.
00:01:55.000 And you're like, no, you weren't.
00:01:57.000 She goes, we were always on tour.
00:01:59.000 And so like Stevie and I could never have kids.
00:02:01.000 And you're like, ah, Stevie Nicks and her.
00:02:03.000 And you're like, nah, you're the singer.
00:02:05.000 We can have a temporary singer.
00:02:07.000 We can take a year off you.
00:02:08.000 You're fine.
00:02:10.000 You're fine.
00:02:10.000 You're rich.
00:02:11.000 You get a nanny. 0.91
00:02:12.000 We'll be okay.
00:02:14.000 So it's gross hearing her say that.
00:02:15.000 Welcome to GOML Live.
00:02:17.000 Get Off My Lawn Live with our co-host, Maddie O'Dell.
00:02:20.000 What's up everybody?
00:02:21.000 Good to be back out of the hospital looking fresh.
00:02:24.000 He just had a very minor, very routine operation where they put about 37 cameras up your femur and down your throat.
00:02:34.000 And then they did like a pressure test inside my heart.
00:02:37.000 Then they fill your heart full of salt water to see if it's airtight.
00:02:41.000 See if it's properly sealed off and no leaks.
00:02:45.000 I think because they can't really care about you. 0.80
00:02:48.000 You're a bad man.
00:02:49.000 I'm a professional patient. 0.99
00:02:50.000 You're a biker.
00:02:52.000 So it must be like we have a perfect guinea pig.
00:02:54.000 He's a human.
00:02:55.000 Yeah.
00:02:55.000 Because they've spent millions on you.
00:02:57.000 Yes.
00:02:59.000 Literally.
00:02:59.000 Like that operation alone was what?
00:03:01.000 $150,000?
00:03:01.000 $157,000.
00:03:01.000 $700,000,000,000 and $1,300,000,000,000.
00:03:01.000 I got my Net and Yoohoo here.
00:03:12.000 Incredibly hard to find the most entertaining television Since the Sex Pistols were on Bill Grundy and said you dirty old man Kanye West appeared It was a mask on on Alex Jones today.
00:03:28.000 We watched it.
00:03:28.000 It was four hours in total something like that Wow Wow
00:03:35.000 What quality TV it was.
00:03:37.000 And the thing I loved about it is Kanye's saying, oh sorry, yay, yay.
00:03:43.000 I apologize.
00:03:44.000 Is it yay or ye?
00:03:45.000 Yay.
00:03:46.000 It's yay.
00:03:46.000 It's just Kanye without the con.
00:03:49.000 Yay.
00:03:49.000 It's going to take a second for us to get used to it.
00:03:54.000 But he would say these totally outrageous things
00:03:58.000 And then Nick would provide, whenever we needed context, he'd provide a sort of salient argument backed up with data that was rational.
00:04:06.000 So it was this bizarre combination of Alex trying to mediate.
00:04:11.000 So it was a cool combination.
00:04:13.000 Combination. 0.99
00:04:32.000 But um, I mean, when he would say shit like, Hitler was a good guy. 0.99
00:04:38.000 At one point, I think he said, I like Hitler. 0.99
00:04:41.000 And then Alex Jones goes, well, I know what you're saying.
00:04:44.000 You're saying everyone's God's children.
00:04:47.000 And if they do evil things, it's because Satan got in there.
00:04:50.000 I understand that logic.
00:04:51.000 He's like, no, he's a good guy.
00:04:53.000 Architecture, great artist.
00:04:57.000 I might not be getting it perfect, but we were sitting here in the studio today and every once in a while, we had it on this screen, and every once in a while I'd come from my desk and I'd come over here and I'd look at Ryan and just go, like we are watching history in the making!
00:05:14.000 Every other TV event seems so dull now in comparison.
00:05:18.000 Oh, Geraldo had some skinheads on and they threw a chair.
00:05:22.000 Eww.
00:05:23.000 Oh, Tom Cruise jumped up and down on a couch.
00:05:27.000 Eww.
00:05:28.000 Someone cried on a show once.
00:05:31.000 I'm so scared. 0.96
00:05:33.000 This was fucking... Show some of the highlights here. 0.99
00:05:35.000 Show the Net and Yoohoo. 0.99
00:05:37.000 That's the first clip.
00:05:39.000 No prob. 0.99
00:05:40.000 Hey, yay, right after this, I'm gonna say you're crazy, I'm gonna take your family away from you! 0.99
00:05:45.000 We're not done with you yet! 0.99
00:05:47.000 You cannot cause free thought! 1.00
00:05:49.000 We have to control the history books, we have to control the banks, and we have to go and kill people! 0.99
00:05:54.000 Also, we're in a pedophilia! 0.99
00:05:55.000 Ha ha ha!
00:06:02.000 The word so has never been so funny.
00:06:09.000 And I love how he read a bunch of Owen Benjamin jokes about Ben Shapiro from his phone that I guess Owen had sent him.
00:06:20.000 Owen was seen recently wearing a yay jacket on his farm. 0.99
00:06:25.000 Like, I knew everyone, too, in this fucking episode. 0.98
00:06:29.000 Ali, I think, is doing his stuff now. 0.98
00:06:30.000 I'm not sure if Milo's still involved.
00:06:32.000 It was like Simpsons meet the Jetsons.
00:06:35.000 Dude, it was like, this is what TV needs to be. 0.99
00:06:39.000 Fucking alarming. 0.98
00:06:41.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:06:42.000 There's some good... Sam Tripoli had a good take on it.
00:06:44.000 What was his take?
00:06:45.000 It was, um... Kanye says, Hitler did some good things. 0.66
00:06:49.000 Everyone's, boo! 1.00
00:06:50.000 Fuck Nazis! 1.00
00:06:50.000 Also, everyone, I love NASA, founded by a Nazi. 1.00
00:06:52.000 I support the CIA, rebranded by a Nazi, and I think we need to support Nazis in the Ukraine to fight the Russians who almost lost... See, that's what I love about good art. 0.76
00:06:59.000 That's why I was so mad my prank with getting arrested got exposed, because I could have played with that a little bit and made it into different things, but it was stripped away from me. 0.97
00:07:08.000 Yeah, like by him bringing up, I like Hitler, I don't know if he does or not, but now the conversation has this fucking, it's not stirring up dirt, it's getting a nuclear infusion. 0.96
00:07:20.000 The conversation is fucking through the roof now. 0.98
00:07:24.000 And isn't that what good television is about? 0.98
00:07:27.000 A good news show?
00:07:29.000 What does he say?
00:07:30.000 If I Love Hitler wasn't a controversial take, he wouldn't say it.
00:07:33.000 Yeah, Josh, our very own Josh LaCashe.
00:07:35.000 Yes.
00:07:36.000 Who's it you?
00:07:37.000 By the way, our sponsor still, our ad guy is still sending us sponsors.
00:07:43.000 It's like George Costanza after he got fired coming back into the office. 0.98
00:07:47.000 And I go, moron, why are you sending me reads? 1.00
00:07:50.000 He goes, because it's money? 1.00
00:07:51.000 And I go, no, I don't want your money. 1.00
00:07:55.000 Fired is fired, moron. 1.00
00:07:59.000 Man, we got to get him back on the show at least one. 1.00
00:08:01.000 Oh, you're such a loser Ryan. 0.96
00:08:02.000 It was it was such a good bit It was like Gary and Stern. 0.98
00:08:06.000 That's what this other guy I work with said who started handling the promo stuff He goes it was one of the funniest shows you ever did and I'm like dude If an employee is so bad that exposing his incompetence is the funniest thing we've ever done.
00:08:21.000 He shouldn't be on the show You get it you shouldn't be employed
00:08:28.000 What's this now?
00:08:30.000 This must be on the way home.
00:08:32.000 Everybody claims to hate hate speech, but really what they're hating right now is too much love speech.
00:08:37.000 I love Ben Shapiro.
00:08:38.000 I don't know who he is.
00:08:39.000 No one knows who he is.
00:08:39.000 I wouldn't recognize him in a room full of one.
00:08:41.000 But I love him.
00:08:42.000 He'd be the short guy.
00:08:44.000 I love Ben Shapiro.
00:08:45.000 You know, it's fine.
00:08:46.000 You know, I love all of these guys.
00:08:49.000 I love the police officer that followed us over here.
00:08:51.000 I love all of these guys, you know?
00:08:53.000 And that's the thing, I just love everyone.
00:08:55.000 What's up with the mask?
00:08:55.000 No, people are not going to tell me who I like.
00:08:56.000 He had that on the entire show.
00:08:58.000 I love Ben, and I love Hitler. 0.98
00:09:00.000 I love both you guys.
00:09:01.000 If Hitler was alive, I'd have you both over for dinner at the same time. 1.00
00:09:03.000 Is that a zipper and an eye slot?
00:09:04.000 It is.
00:09:05.000 I don't know if Hitler would show up, but I feel like he probably doesn't like Ben.
00:09:09.000 What's wrong with his face lately?
00:09:10.000 Is that his beard?
00:09:11.000 That sounds like Trump.
00:09:13.000 I don't know if he'd have showed up.
00:09:14.000 Keep going.
00:09:16.000 Anyone else notice about him?
00:09:17.000 For some reason?
00:09:18.000 His face is always swollen.
00:09:19.000 Like, super swollen.
00:09:21.000 Yeah.
00:09:22.000 I love Ben Shapiro.
00:09:24.000 I love Nick in this too.
00:09:26.000 He's like, no matter what they say, what do you think Nick?
00:09:28.000 He's like, I agree.
00:09:30.000 Nick is like 23.
00:09:32.000 Remember being 23?
00:09:33.000 You're just like, I'm along for the ride.
00:09:35.000 Even going to jail.
00:09:37.000 You go to some concert, there's a riot, they take everyone who was fighting in jail and you're sitting in jail and you're like, this is awesome.
00:09:43.000 I'm just here.
00:09:45.000 But I think he really does get what he's trying to say.
00:09:47.000 It's just like, you know, there's nuance just stripped from it that he indexed back into it.
00:09:52.000 Well, Nick is intelligent and understands this whole, like, fighting for America thing.
00:09:58.000 I disagree with him when it comes to the Jews, but that's permitted. 1.00
00:10:03.000 And so he's not like a doofus going along for the ride. 0.97
00:10:08.000 He's an intelligent person. 0.99
00:10:09.000 I feel like he's almost traveling back in time to when he was 23 and saying, I want to be part of like the craziest shit that was going on in 2022. 0.99
00:10:17.000 And you are! 0.99
00:10:20.000 Right in the middle of it. 0.99
00:10:20.000 Fucking met the president. 0.99
00:10:23.000 Had dinner. 1.00
00:10:23.000 Kanye. 1.00
00:10:24.000 These are both of his heroes.
00:10:25.000 Dude, in fact he had a thousand people, including blacks and Jews, screaming, USA!
00:10:30.000 Waiting to hear him speak.
00:10:31.000 Marjorie Taylor Greene shows up.
00:10:33.000 I think he's out of heroes to meet.
00:10:35.000 What do you do?
00:10:37.000 Man, that's crazy.
00:10:40.000 What's crazy?
00:10:41.000 Just all this stuff.
00:10:43.000 Why do you keep deadnaming Ye?
00:10:45.000 Man, I know that man as Kanye for so many years.
00:10:49.000 Now he gonna change his name.
00:10:51.000 What if I said tomorrow my name was Pell? 0.99
00:10:54.000 Damn! 0.99
00:10:55.000 Nobody would do it. 1.00
00:10:57.000 I want to go by Vin, but fucking retard Vin Diesel ruined the name. 1.00
00:11:01.000 Yeah, he's retarded. 1.00
00:11:02.000 Stupid! 1.00
00:11:03.000 I hate that guy. 1.00
00:11:04.000 Damn! 1.00
00:11:08.000 What's the next clip we have? 0.99
00:11:09.000 I mean, there's too many highlights to show.
00:11:11.000 You have to watch the entire thing.
00:11:13.000 And I gotta say, since Larry, Moe and Curly, Gary, Keith and Ron, John, Paul and Ringo,
00:11:22.000 Dickman, Gavin and Matty.
00:11:23.000 You're excluded, of course.
00:11:25.000 There was this combo of guys.
00:11:30.000 With Nick being all sort of mild and quiet, but this is what happened, this is what Ye's referring to.
00:11:36.000 It's like a sniper, yeah. 0.94
00:11:37.000 Yeah, and then Alex just trying to steer the ship as it was going out of control, like the fucking De Niro's Cape Cod. 0.97
00:11:45.000 And then Kanye just like throwing color bombs at everyone. 0.75
00:11:49.000 Yeah.
00:11:49.000 It was like getting hit with water balloons that were a different color every time, like yellow, red, green.
00:11:55.000 Nice.
00:11:56.000 What lunacy. 0.99
00:11:58.000 Not saying he's a lunatic. 0.99
00:12:00.000 I'm saying the whole thing was... I mean, are my grandchildren gonna ask me about this day?
00:12:07.000 Possibly.
00:12:08.000 Well...
00:12:14.000 I see good things about Hitler also. 1.00
00:12:18.000 I love everyone, and Jewish people are not going to tell me. 1.00
00:12:21.000 You can love us, and you can love what we're doing to you with the contracts, and you can love what we're pushing with the pornography, but this guy that
00:12:35.000 Invented highways.
00:12:36.000 Invented the very microphone that I use as a musician.
00:12:39.000 You can't say out loud that this person ever did anything good, and I'm done with that.
00:12:44.000 I'm done with the classifications.
00:12:47.000 Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table.
00:12:51.000 Especially Hitler. 0.85
00:12:53.000 You're not a Nazi.
00:12:54.000 You don't deserve to be called that.
00:12:57.000 Like, what did the Sex Pistols say? 1.00
00:12:59.000 They said, fuck off, you dirty old man. 1.00
00:13:02.000 Boring old shit. 1.00
00:13:03.000 Fuck the Queen. 1.00
00:13:04.000 They didn't even say it, I mean on the Bill Grundy episode. 1.00
00:13:07.000 They didn't say fuck the Queen. 1.00
00:13:09.000 I don't know if they even said fuck. 1.00
00:13:11.000 I think they said shit. 1.00
00:13:12.000 Yeah, Johnny Rotten said shit, and that I believe was the only swear word, and then Steve Jones said, you dirty old man. 1.00
00:13:22.000 That is a... How does that look in comparison to what we just heard? 1.00
00:13:26.000 Holy shitballs. 0.99
00:13:32.000 So, as you know, this show is free for the first little bit. 0.98
00:13:36.000 I tried going over news stories, which is what we do every other day of the week, but it just smudgies the waters.
00:13:42.000 This is where we get to know people, people call in, we read mail, we have the super chat.
00:13:47.000 It's the relaxed Thursday night party vibe.
00:13:51.000 And we used to take Fridays off, but people got pissed, so I do a show on Friday now, but I read recently that Ireland instituted a four-day work week, and it was a smashing success.
00:14:01.000 Productivity is up.
00:14:03.000 Employee satisfaction is up.
00:14:05.000 The bosses are happy.
00:14:06.000 The customers are happy.
00:14:08.000 I mean, I guess they don't do it in retail, but they've been doing it with everything else and it's been working out great.
00:14:14.000 We tried it for a while, right?
00:14:14.000 I don't know.
00:14:15.000 We were pre-recording a Friday show.
00:14:18.000 I got kind of bored on Fridays.
00:14:20.000 Yeah.
00:14:20.000 I would kill to have a Ryan IQ where you can just be happy just sitting on your couch just going, Oh, I got a baby.
00:14:28.000 The baby makes everything fun.
00:14:29.000 Yeah, you have a peer.
00:14:31.000 You guys can debate politics together.
00:14:32.000 We really do have conversations where she's like, ba-ba-ba. 0.99
00:14:35.000 I'm like, ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba.
00:14:36.000 Simple pleasures for simple minds.
00:14:38.000 How many words does she know?
00:14:38.000 Simple minds.
00:14:40.000 Like a bunch now.
00:14:41.000 And she's walking around the house like willy-nilly.
00:14:43.000 Oh, she's walking now? 0.90
00:14:44.000 Yes.
00:14:45.000 Wild.
00:14:46.000 Wow.
00:14:46.000 Way ahead of her time.
00:14:47.000 This is a really funny thread.
00:14:51.000 That's the other great thing about it.
00:14:56.000 Everyone is hysterical.
00:14:58.000 Like, why are you so scared of someone's ideas?
00:15:00.000 I know why. 0.98
00:15:01.000 Because we live in a country of black worship. 1.00
00:15:04.000 Charism.
00:15:05.000 And when Kanye calls himself yay, and Jay-Z calls himself, what is it?
00:15:12.000 Hove.
00:15:13.000 Hove.
00:15:14.000 Hova, Jehovah. 0.94
00:15:17.000 I think that's a reflection on the way they're seen.
00:15:19.000 Like Beyonce is our Queen Elizabeth.
00:15:22.000 People worship her. 1.00
00:15:23.000 If you want to get your fucking house firebombed, be famous and say Beyonce sucks. 1.00
00:15:29.000 You'll get, your children will be stabbed. 1.00
00:15:32.000 The beehive is real.
00:15:34.000 That's what I love about this art that we saw today, is it shows how invested people are. 0.99
00:15:40.000 Like, what if fucking Pat Buchanan said all this? 0.94
00:15:43.000 You'd see it on some political blog, and he's a far more experienced political commentator than Ye or Nick. 0.98
00:15:49.000 But no one cares about that.
00:15:51.000 It's when our monarchy says it. 0.99
00:15:55.000 All right, Ryan, you don't need to show your tweets on the fucking show. 0.99
00:15:58.000 If somebody else said it, I'd show it. 0.99
00:15:59.000 This is so wise.
00:16:00.000 You should check out what I said.
00:16:01.000 No, just, like, how is this real life?
00:16:03.000 It's like, dude.
00:16:04.000 What are you talking about?
00:16:06.000 It's the internet.
00:16:06.000 Go back to that previous thing?
00:16:08.000 This thread's hilarious.
00:16:09.000 On stream he praised the Nazis and mocked Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu.
00:16:14.000 Is he still Prime Minister?
00:16:15.000 But that wasn't all.
00:16:16.000 Here are six other highlights you missed.
00:16:20.000 He seemed to believe he's on Joe Rogan's show.
00:16:23.000 He said, great to be here, Joe.
00:16:24.000 Throughout the interview, what happened with you and Spotify?
00:16:28.000 He also seemed to believe Fuentes was Carl Benjamin, calling him my buddy Sargon.
00:16:32.000 That's weird.
00:16:33.000 In a bizarre 20-minute rant, he denounced Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad.
00:16:37.000 Good.
00:16:38.000 After all that he's done to Syria, he has to go. 0.96
00:16:40.000 There's simply no route to a negotiated peace agreement in that country.
00:16:42.000 What's the matter with that?
00:16:45.000 You wore a mask as disguise but forgot he was wearing it as the interview began.
00:16:48.000 Planned to appear on the show and on all the scenes to wear the mask to hide his real identity but when the interview began he forgot he was wearing the mask and repeatedly took sips of Diet Coke.
00:16:55.000 I don't know if you could count that.
00:16:58.000 But the great thing about the mask too is he never took it off.
00:17:01.000 You could tell Jones was dying for the big reveal at the end.
00:17:03.000 Right.
00:17:04.000 But he never did it.
00:17:05.000 Nope.
00:17:05.000 That's great art, as far as I'm concerned.
00:17:07.000 Because now, forever, people will say, was that real?
00:17:10.000 Yeah.
00:17:11.000 Especially British people.
00:17:14.000 He never took off the mask.
00:17:16.000 And there are flight reports of him being in Miami at the time.
00:17:20.000 So what you had was someone doing an incredible yay impersonation.
00:17:26.000 That'll be floating around.
00:17:28.000 Just to spoil it, the whole thread is a joke.
00:17:31.000 He said, just get to the... Oh, this is all fake?
00:17:34.000 Yeah.
00:17:35.000 This one's for the funniest one.
00:17:36.000 He repeatedly tried to sell, quote, brain powder to Jones on air.
00:17:39.000 He revealed he was taking a substance he called brain powder.
00:17:42.000 Why are you bringing on pranks and portraying them as news on a show?
00:17:46.000 I'm not portraying it as news.
00:17:47.000 You're dicking with me now.
00:17:49.000 I said it's a funny thread.
00:17:51.000 I can sell you something, he told Jones.
00:17:52.000 When Jones asked what brain powder was, Ye responded, this isn't a joke.
00:17:58.000 You don't get, like, the joke?
00:18:00.000 Yeah, but you just played a joke on me.
00:18:02.000 It's a given that when you show me things- But that's the joke!
00:18:04.000 You verified them.
00:18:05.000 The joke is that you look through it and you're like, oh yeah, I don't remember that.
00:18:07.000 And then it gets crazier and crazier and you're like, wait a second. 0.98
00:18:12.000 What an absolute tit you are. 1.00
00:18:15.000 You know, some humor isn't for everybody. 0.96
00:18:17.000 He's right!
00:18:17.000 No, but this is not the way our show works.
00:18:20.000 You're my Jamie, speaking of Rogan. 1.00
00:18:23.000 So when you pull shit up, you have to say, this is a bullshit thread. 0.99
00:18:26.000 So I'm watching that, same way as the audience goes, so you're pranking me, for some reason, on my own show. 1.00
00:18:32.000 Holy shit, he called him Joe Rogan? 0.98
00:18:34.000 I don't remember that, I thought I saw the whole thing. 0.99
00:18:36.000 That's like I tell you the punchline before a joke.
00:18:40.000 The punchline is that you read it and it progressively gets more unbelievable till you're like, oh, I get it.
00:18:45.000 Okay, all you've done is confuse everyone and totally derail the show once again.
00:18:50.000 Anyway, um...
00:18:52.000 During this show, we have Super Chats where we raise money for our friends Max and John, two patriots, proud boys who are currently serving four years for daring to say yes when asked if they would fight Antifa.
00:19:04.000 Antifa said, you want to go?
00:19:05.000 And they said, we sure do. 0.88
00:19:08.000 Antifa threw a bottle of piss at them. 1.00
00:19:09.000 They obliged.
00:19:11.000 They get out in March, I think.
00:19:13.000 They're still appealing it, by the way.
00:19:14.000 They'll be appealing it after they get out.
00:19:17.000 Because they want their probation.
00:19:18.000 Anyway.
00:19:20.000 So we take chats for those.
00:19:21.000 I think we're up to $20,000 around?
00:19:23.000 It was $21,000 last time.
00:19:25.000 $21,000 last time?
00:19:26.000 We didn't have one last week.
00:19:28.000 I think there was some $100,000 from last week that didn't get read, Ryan.
00:19:32.000 It's true.
00:19:32.000 Are they still in the machine?
00:19:35.000 Let me, I'll check.
00:19:36.000 They better be.
00:19:36.000 $22,065.
00:19:37.000 I'm a man of my word.
00:19:39.000 She's a woman of hers too.
00:19:41.000 And then we'll also be reading letters from the mailbag.
00:19:46.000 So let's start the show.
00:19:48.000 There's other stuff I want to get to like Project Veritas had an incredible expose where they looked at human trafficking and it's something that real journalists should be doing instead of worrying about what Ye thinks about Nazis but of course they're totally focused on that and the royal family and what was the other thing they were obsessed with this week? 0.89
00:20:08.000 Fucking Balenciaga, which Balenciaga is important actually. 0.96
00:20:12.000 But they're usually obsessed with frivolous things as MS-13 uses these open borders to import kids, pretend that they're their children, and then use them as sex slaves and prostitutes and lookout spies, various other things. 1.00
00:20:29.000 They abuse children. 0.94
00:20:31.000 But the DNC and the media don't want to talk about it because it makes open borders look bad.
00:20:35.000 So Project Veritas did an incredible expose on that.
00:20:39.000 Digging into tomorrow, and then I'm obsessed with this male.
00:20:43.000 M-A-I-L. 0.99
00:20:45.000 It's a big thing in Canada.
00:20:46.000 It's medically assisted end-of-life.
00:20:50.000 I guess it should be male. 0.95
00:20:51.000 Dr. Kevorkian.
00:20:53.000 Yeah, but they are they are murdering 27 people a day.
00:20:59.000 And it started out with stage four terminal cancer.
00:21:02.000 I get that.
00:21:02.000 You're dying.
00:21:03.000 You're in incredible pain.
00:21:04.000 You have a week left.
00:21:05.000 You don't want to live for a week suffering intense pain.
00:21:08.000 You're 87 years old.
00:21:09.000 I understand that.
00:21:10.000 Even as a Catholic, I get that.
00:21:13.000 And I know other Catholics.
00:21:14.000 At the Knights of Columbus, I asked them about that and they're like, ah, she's had a good run.
00:21:17.000 This isn't an eight year old.
00:21:21.000 But this is like depressed people, handicapped people. 1.00
00:21:24.000 It's Nazi eugenics. 0.91
00:21:28.000 10,000 people a year are being euthanized for being depressed.
00:21:33.000 Basically inconvenient.
00:21:35.000 They are culling the herd here.
00:21:37.000 So as everyone freaks out about Ye saying Nazis are good people.
00:21:41.000 We didn't say that.
00:21:43.000 I like Nazis or whatever he said. 0.78
00:21:44.000 Canada is practicing Nazi tactics and separating the wheat from the chaff. 0.95
00:21:52.000 We kill blacks killed 20 blacks a day, and I know we have a bigger population But 27 Canadians a day dead by the government for being sad lonely elected inconvenienced Yet, they shouldn't be using those pictures They should be just showing a guy with like a beard who's a little blue because he hasn't had a girlfriend in five years and 0.99
00:22:16.000 The mentally ill now. 0.98
00:22:18.000 Who defines mental illness?
00:22:20.000 That's the scary part.
00:22:21.000 What about ADHD?
00:22:23.000 What about bipolar?
00:22:25.000 What about all these ambiguous verdicts?
00:22:26.000 Because if he's mentally ill, who's to say that he can use the brain compact, the cognitive, to realize what he's doing?
00:22:34.000 Yeah. 0.88
00:22:34.000 Like insanity. 0.88
00:22:35.000 Kill him on his own accord. 1.00
00:22:38.000 He can't make the decision for himself. 1.00
00:22:39.000 Right. 0.98
00:22:41.000 All right, so Ryan, I want to make the free part short today, because we're too generous to these fucking... We call them Nuggles. 1.00
00:22:47.000 We tried to call them Muggles, but we got sued by Harry Potter. 0.98
00:22:50.000 Nuggles are people who only watch the show for free. 1.00
00:22:55.000 Come on now, dawg.
00:22:57.000 Come on, man.
00:23:02.000 So we want to take some calls?
00:23:08.000 Uh, yeah, so do the Ryan Shut Up thing. 0.59
00:23:40.000 You drove out to Home Depot?
00:23:41.000 I did.
00:23:41.000 But the the Yoohoo was the hardest thing to find.
00:23:44.000 Where was the Yoohoo?
00:23:46.000 Not at any CVS.
00:23:47.000 Not at any gas station on the way.
00:23:49.000 What about the Cubans down the street?
00:23:51.000 Yeah.
00:23:51.000 Coulda went to any bodega.
00:23:52.000 I went to bodegas.
00:23:53.000 I went to one bodega.
00:23:54.000 What about the Cubans right down there?
00:23:56.000 I didn't try that one.
00:23:57.000 Because it was on the other side of the road and I went to the CVS.
00:24:00.000 CVS is a huge selection.
00:24:01.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:24:03.000 No, no, no.
00:24:03.000 The Yoohoo was the hardest thing to get.
00:24:05.000 What about the Cubans?
00:24:06.000 Oh, they were on the other side of the road.
00:24:08.000 In fact, I'm pretty sure they don't have it because I wanted a Yoohoo.
00:24:11.000 I'm pretty sure they do, dude.
00:24:12.000 No, I wanted a Yoohoo once and they didn't have it.
00:24:15.000 Neither did the pizza place down the street.
00:24:16.000 You want to bet?
00:24:18.000 Yes.
00:24:18.000 Okay, I'll bet you.
00:24:18.000 Ten dollars.
00:24:19.000 Ten dollars.
00:24:20.000 Right now.
00:24:21.000 That the Cubans have Yoohoo. 1.00
00:24:22.000 Shook.
00:24:23.000 Shaken.
00:24:23.000 Yep.
00:24:25.000 Dick Van, can you do me a favor?
00:24:28.000 Could you go down to the bodega?
00:24:29.000 It's right outside.
00:24:31.000 Sure.
00:24:32.000 Uh, is that insulting?
00:24:33.000 No.
00:24:34.000 No.
00:24:34.000 So, you just, you go out the door here, you walk down one block, two blocks, and you'll see it on the corner.
00:24:42.000 I don't want to say the name of it, but if you, it's on this side of the street, so you keep walking, you'll pass.
00:24:47.000 I don't want to say what you'll pass.
00:24:51.000 Just, just text them the info, and then, uh.
00:24:53.000 Yeah.
00:24:53.000 Well, we got a call coming in.
00:24:55.000 Okay, what do you want me to get?
00:24:56.000 Thanks.
00:24:56.000 Please buy a Yoohoo.
00:24:58.000 Okay.
00:24:59.000 It'll come out of my $10.
00:25:00.000 I'll split the winnings.
00:25:04.000 What's going on?
00:25:05.000 Hey, man, what's up?
00:25:06.000 Hey, I like your new sunglasses.
00:25:08.000 I don't have a mic.
00:25:09.000 Okay.
00:25:11.000 I'm talking into Ryan's mic, I guess.
00:25:14.000 Okay, I got my mic now.
00:25:16.000 What's up, dog?
00:25:16.000 Hey, Uhuru.
00:25:16.000 Uhuru.
00:25:22.000 Hey, I'll make it quick.
00:25:24.000 I got a theory I want to run by you guys.
00:25:25.000 I'm looking for everyone's opinion on this one. 0.62
00:25:28.000 Alright, so I don't think that lesbians are real. 1.00
00:25:31.000 Alright?
00:25:33.000 I think that women, some women that claim to be lesbians are those that are consistently rejected by men over the course of their lives.
00:25:41.000 So they just have to kind of default to women or trick themselves into thinking they're like girls. 0.68
00:25:46.000 But, like, I've seen first-hand accounts of, like, girls that think they're lesbos that 1.00
00:25:51.000 Once they get the right guy, or, you know, once they get a good dick, get a good dicking down, they somehow are magically straight. 0.99
00:25:58.000 So, I'm not convinced that lesbians are real. 1.00
00:26:00.000 I wanna know your guys' thoughts. 1.00
00:26:01.000 Well, as is said about the Jews not being a monolith, lesbians are not a monolith, and there's definitely a contingent that were molested by their dad or uncle, and a dick just gives them nightmares, so they managed to figure out how to get into pussy, which isn't hard. 1.00
00:26:16.000 Woman are attractive. 1.00
00:26:17.000 An alien would come down and if he had to look at a pair of tits or a bag he'd choose the pair of tits. 1.00
00:26:23.000 So there's that contingent. 1.00
00:26:25.000 There's definitely what you call the ugly contingent. 1.00
00:26:27.000 I knew this girl named Amy back in early Vice days and she was a fat ugly Jew pig and she was a lesbian. 1.00
00:26:34.000 She had some lesbian girlfriends but then some guy was interested in her and boom that was all over. 0.99
00:26:40.000 So there's those.
00:26:44.000 And then, and as a separate thing, I have noticed that they're all super sexually into each other when they're hot in college, and half the time it's to entertain a man. 0.99
00:26:53.000 But then as soon as they get together and get older, you hear of lesbian bed death, LBD, and they don't fuck each other anymore. 1.00
00:27:01.000 So, like a normal, sexy, lesbian couple with a strong sex life, it's kind of hard to picture. 0.99
00:27:12.000 Like getting dressed up and going out.
00:27:15.000 Even like the mayor of Chicago, that little Beetlejuice thing. 1.00
00:27:18.000 Do you really see her 69ing her giant fucking big bird of a lesbian wife? 1.00
00:27:24.000 You've hurt me today. 1.00
00:27:26.000 I think it's a good theory.
00:27:29.000 What do you think?
00:27:31.000 I don't see it.
00:27:33.000 What don't you see?
00:27:35.000 Female couples, even the male couples like that.
00:27:38.000 Well yeah, even with male couples, it's not like, you know, we've been together for 20 years!
00:27:44.000 This is my number one!
00:27:46.000 Like you say, those Instagram videos where they've made a pillow of the guy's dead wife, and they were married for like 70 years or whatever, and he just sees it and breaks down crying.
00:27:57.000 Can you imagine a gay getting a pillow of his boyfriend who died and just crying? 1.00
00:28:02.000 He'd be like, oh... 0.97
00:28:04.000 Was that it?
00:28:05.000 Was that Rico?
00:28:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember him.
00:28:07.000 Oh, that's fun.
00:28:08.000 Okay, I'll put that over there. 0.97
00:28:10.000 Well, most of them are very promiscuous. 1.00
00:28:13.000 Yeah, one fucks way too much and the other doesn't fuck enough. 1.00
00:28:17.000 So both are fake. 1.00
00:28:20.000 We got four... No, I don't think homosexual men are fake. 1.00
00:28:24.000 I've talked to enough about a pussy. 1.00
00:28:26.000 Talked to enough of them about pussy to know that they're repulsed. 1.00
00:28:29.000 Go ahead. 1.00
00:28:31.000 407 about a wedding speech.
00:28:33.000 Oh, good.
00:28:34.000 I love this subject.
00:28:35.000 Go ahead then, caller.
00:28:39.000 407.
00:28:41.000 Hello?
00:28:41.000 407.
00:28:42.000 I'm gonna mute it and unmute it.
00:28:47.000 I'm guessing this is our fault.
00:28:48.000 Hello?
00:28:49.000 Just had a perfectly fine call.
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00:29:24.000 Hey Mercedes.
00:29:26.000 Hey Gavin.
00:29:28.000 You were live on the air.
00:29:29.000 Is that advisable?
00:29:34.000 Can't hear her so good.
00:29:36.000 Can you not hear her?
00:29:41.000 We're having trouble hearing you.
00:29:42.000 Can you let me... Okay, I'll go get my phone.
00:29:47.000 Yeah.
00:29:53.000 So Matt, are you feeling good?
00:29:55.000 Me?
00:29:55.000 I'm hanging in there.
00:29:56.000 A little tired.
00:29:57.000 Nice.
00:29:58.000 Well, not nice about tired, but...
00:30:00.000 I look disheveled today.
00:30:02.000 The cast iron skillet, I have not used it yet, but the wife was very impressed by the brand new sheen of it.
00:30:07.000 Good stuff.
00:30:08.000 Did she like the meat and cheese board?
00:30:10.000 Oh my god, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:11.000 It was just, uh, amazing.
00:30:13.000 Great episode, very, uh... Oh, very different.
00:30:18.000 Moment of truth, Dickman is back with his $10 YooHoo.
00:30:21.000 Oh, you're in trouble!
00:30:22.000 He has YooHoo in hand. 1.00
00:30:29.000 Damn it. 1.00
00:30:29.000 Why didn't you go get it from the Cubans? 1.00
00:30:32.000 Oh, they were across the street.
00:30:33.000 Anyway, I went to five different places and I just couldn't find it.
00:30:36.000 Well, that's across the street from here.
00:30:38.000 I'm driving away from the studio, hitting five places before I get to even this area.
00:30:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:45.000 So, it's across the street, like, I would have to have turned around, like, gone forward and turned around. 1.00
00:30:49.000 This is why you're dumb. 0.97
00:30:50.000 It's no, it was nowhere near, like, that's a tiny Yuhu anyway. 1.00
00:30:54.000 Look at my, look at my Yuhu.
00:30:55.000 Oh yeah, you're right.
00:30:56.000 Ours is way smaller.
00:30:57.000 That's the Yuhu that Ye had. 1.00
00:30:58.000 That's a Yehu. 1.00
00:30:59.000 You don't have a Yuhu, you have a Yahweh. 1.00
00:31:01.000 I have a Yehweh, and you have a different one.
00:31:03.000 So, I got a different one? 0.77
00:31:04.000 Yeah, it's smaller and shittier.
00:31:06.000 It's smaller and shittier, is it?
00:31:07.000 Look at it.
00:31:08.000 It's literally smaller, and it's darker.
00:31:09.000 I guess it is a little thinner.
00:31:11.000 It's smaller.
00:31:12.000 Look at the answer.
00:31:13.000 See, this is why your brain never expands, because you're never wrong.
00:31:16.000 But I found it.
00:31:17.000 So you don't get any smarter.
00:31:18.000 But why do I need to get the Yoo-Hoo from the place you want me to get the Yoo-Hoo from?
00:31:22.000 Because it's right there!
00:31:23.000 No, it's not.
00:31:24.000 Your whole story is that you went to five places.
00:31:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:27.000 On the way here, that were miles away.
00:31:30.000 This would be like the last stop.
00:31:31.000 Like, in other words, I found it before I came to this area.
00:31:36.000 You know what I mean?
00:31:38.000 Listen to yourself. 0.99
00:31:39.000 So is your point, if it wasn't there, I'd be fucked? 0.99
00:31:42.000 Yeah, that would be my last resort. 0.97
00:31:44.000 Yeah, but we're not at the end of the world.
00:31:46.000 But I hit a different bodega.
00:31:47.000 If your car doesn't die, then you could go to other places in there.
00:31:49.000 You went to five places.
00:31:51.000 But why would I go there?
00:31:53.000 And if it wasn't there, I'd have to now go back the other direction.
00:31:56.000 Yeah, that's still less than what you did.
00:31:59.000 You parked your car five times, Juan.
00:32:01.000 But why would I do that when I'm trying to hit the spot that I think that they are?
00:32:07.000 I think it's going to be at this pizza place.
00:32:09.000 It wasn't!
00:32:10.000 And then I hit the CVS which has a huge selection of beverages. 1.00
00:32:14.000 Ryan, the secret to staying stupid is to never learn from your mistakes and to keep defending yourself. 1.00
00:32:21.000 It's not a mistake. 1.00
00:32:22.000 It's not a mistake! 1.00
00:32:23.000 You have a YooHoo on your desk, stupid. 1.00
00:32:26.000 It's a better YooHoo. 1.00
00:32:26.000 It's not a mistake! 1.00
00:32:27.000 I said they're right there and they are!
00:32:29.000 But I wasn't near there yet.
00:32:31.000 I got it before there.
00:32:33.000 It's a better YooHoo.
00:32:35.000 Better YooHoo.
00:32:36.000 What's better?
00:32:37.000 Hi Mercedes. 1.00
00:32:41.000 I know you deal with a lot of morons in prison, but you should see the morons I deal with at work. 1.00
00:32:45.000 It's stunning. 1.00
00:32:47.000 You know, I'm in jail, so it's even worse.
00:32:50.000 Oh yeah, I always think of jail as one year, and prison as more than that, but you've been there four years, it's still jail.
00:32:57.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:32:58.000 You're not supposed to be in jail for four years.
00:33:02.000 But the American justice system is broken at India's. 1.00
00:33:09.000 It sure is, and there's some weird coincidences surrounding you now.
00:33:12.000 We got some flack from supporting you at the beginning, but you're sounding more innocent the longer this goes on.
00:33:19.000 The two big coincidences around you are, one, they set your trial for January 6th, even though you have nothing to do with January 6th, obviously.
00:33:27.000 And two, the last time we spoke on the show,
00:33:32.000 You were moved to the most disgusting... The very next day, you and your cellie were moved to the most disgusting cell in the prison with caked shit and barf, diarrhea all over the walls. 1.00
00:33:45.000 It took you how long to clean it off? 0.99
00:33:48.000 Okay, yeah.
00:33:49.000 So, literally, I talked to you live on the air.
00:33:53.000 The next day, they come into our unit.
00:33:56.000 I think it was about 10 cops coming to our unit the next morning with a bunch of trash bags.
00:34:01.000 Click.
00:34:02.000 Animals.
00:34:32.000 No gloves, and they start cleaning.
00:34:36.000 Wow.
00:34:37.000 And yeah, it literally took me eight and a half hours to scrub my toilet.
00:34:42.000 I timed it.
00:34:44.000 But you're also inhaling all the fragments.
00:34:47.000 Isn't your celly pregnant? 1.00
00:34:49.000 My celly just had sinus surgery.
00:34:52.000 Oh, that was it, yeah.
00:34:53.000 Three weeks prior.
00:34:54.000 And there was a woman in our unit who was nine months pregnant.
00:34:57.000 And by the way, guess what?
00:34:58.000 None of the bones worked in the unit.
00:35:01.000 Yeah, so they moved us into a unit where we had no outside communication for like a week.
00:35:06.000 None of the phones worked.
00:35:07.000 The showers didn't work.
00:35:09.000 So what they did is they limited our communication.
00:35:13.000 So, you know, notice it's taking me a little bit to get back to you.
00:35:16.000 Hey, I wanted to... You said Free Prints or whatever?
00:35:19.000 I couldn't find that app.
00:35:21.000 There's a bunch of apps called Free Prints, but I did find a prison app for sending photos.
00:35:26.000 The only photos I have of you offhand are from the show in the old days where you'd have your shirt off. 0.78
00:35:32.000 Now, I covered your nipples with big yellow dots, but am I allowed to send you? 0.99
00:35:38.000 Is that considered too salacious? 0.98
00:35:41.000 You know, I don't know if those will come through because they... You know what's funny?
00:35:45.000 I tried to get a book.
00:35:46.000 By Paul Johnson, called the Papacy.
00:35:49.000 It's about the popes of Rome. 0.99
00:35:51.000 And they wouldn't let me have it because there's a picture of the birth of Adam with Adam's flaccid penis. 0.96
00:35:59.000 But these people in here can have footbooks that discuss, you know, violence and murder. 0.96
00:36:07.000 What'd you say?
00:36:07.000 Footbooks?
00:36:09.000 Hood.
00:36:10.000 Oh, hood books.
00:36:11.000 Right, right, right.
00:36:11.000 Yeah.
00:36:12.000 But can't they just rip out the Adam Dick page, please?
00:36:16.000 No, I can't have a book about the Popes of Rome, but people can have books about killing people and murder.
00:36:24.000 Wow, I'm sorry to laugh, but that is insane.
00:36:27.000 Okay, Mercedes, we gotta go, but thank you for calling in.
00:36:30.000 I'm gonna try sending you those pics.
00:36:32.000 By the way, there is also black mold all over this unit, so they're killing me in here, just so you know.
00:36:37.000 Yeah, I can hear it in your voice.
00:36:40.000 Yeah, so if I die in here, it's been good knowing all of you.
00:36:45.000 Well, we'll pray that doesn't happen.
00:36:47.000 Hey, anything's possible.
00:36:51.000 I have said some really bad things about Hillary Clinton.
00:36:54.000 Putting that on the record.
00:36:57.000 Love you guys.
00:36:58.000 Alright, bye.
00:36:58.000 Love you.
00:37:00.000 Oops, I just said I love her.
00:37:01.000 I didn't mean to do that.
00:37:02.000 Uh-oh.
00:37:03.000 You love everybody.
00:37:04.000 I gotta leave my wife now. 1.00
00:37:05.000 8-5-8's on the line.
00:37:08.000 Hey, 8-5-8.
00:37:09.000 I think I got some mold in my chest from that phone call.
00:37:15.000 Ryan, try to find the $100 ones from last week I didn't read, or two weeks ago.
00:37:19.000 8-5-8!
00:37:19.000 8-5-8!
00:37:24.000 Jesus.
00:37:26.000 Why is this rocket science, dude?
00:37:32.000 Okay, hello?
00:37:35.000 Hello, 8-5-8! 0.99
00:37:38.000 We are fucking up. 0.97
00:37:40.000 I know this long enough- I've been doing this long enough to know that when there's a problem- Hello? 0.98
00:37:48.000 Alright, they're getting an echo, but let me just reconnect.
00:37:51.000 You have a problem. 0.99
00:37:52.000 The problem is a large percentage of your fans are fucking retards, at least that is evident from the comments section on censored.tv. 0.99
00:37:58.000 Now you also have brilliant geniuses like myself, so there's a balance. 0.99
00:38:01.000 And if you doubt I am in fact a brilliant genius, allow me to demonstrate.
00:38:04.000 The best shows on censored.tv are GOML, AIU, Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen.
00:38:09.000 And Ryan is an incredible talent, a great impressionist, and very funny. 0.99
00:38:13.000 Please do a public service and tell Baby Monsters to stop being such retarded little faggots. 1.00
00:38:17.000 Yes, the problem with Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen is it takes a day. 1.00
00:38:22.000 Out of five.
00:38:24.000 To shoot and edit.
00:38:26.000 Yeah, it's an out and about shoot with multiple camera angles and audio.
00:38:30.000 It's gotta be good or it's gonna look not so good.
00:38:33.000 Oh, he's here. 0.99
00:38:34.000 What the fuck is going on there? 0.99
00:38:34.000 Hello, hello. 0.99
00:38:36.000 What the fuck is going on? 1.00
00:38:37.000 Turn off your fucking show there, guy. 1.00
00:38:40.000 Ryan. 1.00
00:38:42.000 Turn off the show, guy.
00:38:46.000 Turn your radio off in the background.
00:38:48.000 It's coming through.
00:38:49.000 Ryan says yes. 1.00
00:38:55.000 Holy fuck, this is annoying. 1.00
00:38:57.000 I'm seeing your audios and everything. 0.99
00:38:59.000 Hello!
00:39:00.000 Okay, hang up on him.
00:39:03.000 Funny every time. 0.98
00:39:04.000 Just ridiculous. 0.96
00:39:06.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:39:06.000 Hello? 0.96
00:39:10.000 Black people can only be heroes now in TV shows, says this guy who sends us a New York Post article about... Ryan.
00:39:17.000 Oh my god.
00:39:18.000 This is a different guy.
00:39:19.000 Hello?
00:39:19.000 Why are you saying Ryan?
00:39:23.000 Hello?
00:39:25.000 Ryan.
00:39:26.000 Yes.
00:39:28.000 Ryan.
00:39:29.000 Matty.
00:39:29.000 Yes.
00:39:30.000 Yeah.
00:39:32.000 Ryan, Matty, Gavin.
00:39:34.000 Hello. 0.99
00:39:35.000 You're the worst person in the world. 0.99
00:39:36.000 I didn't mean that. 1.00
00:39:40.000 Hello? 1.00
00:39:42.000 If you're doing this just to make me nuts, I'm going to find your family and kill them. 1.00
00:39:45.000 I think he hung up. 1.00
00:39:48.000 Hypothetically. 0.78
00:39:55.000 Uh, yeah, have you heard this? 1.00
00:39:57.000 Black people are mad. 1.00
00:39:58.000 First of all, that there's no, the only bad guys in Wednesday the show are bad. 1.00
00:40:02.000 Oh, the only black guys on Wednesday are bad? 1.00
00:40:05.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:40:06.000 Black people. 1.00
00:40:07.000 There's a bad chick too. 1.00
00:40:10.000 Sorry kids, you can't have it all ways.
00:40:12.000 It's either you get to be all characters.
00:40:15.000 You can't just be the cool ones.
00:40:17.000 This is the same with feminists too. 1.00
00:40:20.000 Where they're like, we wanna be action heroes.
00:40:23.000 Okay, you can be action heroes.
00:40:24.000 You also have to get involved in sanitation and doing service in Afghanistan, getting your heads blown off.
00:40:33.000 What's going on with the calls, Ryan?
00:40:35.000 I'm trying a different browser, but I mean, we had success with that one call, so I'm gonna go back to it if that didn't work.
00:40:42.000 This one is just for Matty.
00:40:44.000 Dear Matty, love the show, brother.
00:40:46.000 You're a pleasure to watch in the kitchen.
00:40:47.000 I'm seeking some of your kitchen wisdom.
00:40:50.000 See, my wife is the laziest person I know and she refuses to clean the oven. 1.00
00:40:54.000 We inherited this oven when we bought our shitty little house. 0.99
00:40:58.000 So basically, the only way it's going to be cleaned up is if I do it.
00:41:02.000 Do you have a certain method to cleaning an oven or any helpful tips on how?
00:41:07.000 Thank you for your time.
00:41:08.000 I've included a picture of my son.
00:41:09.000 He loves watching MSLK.
00:41:10.000 He screeches while you give your outro.
00:41:13.000 Nice. 0.97
00:41:13.000 He's a diehard baby monster. 0.97
00:41:15.000 And then he sent pictures here, but Ryan's probably too busy to show them. 0.51
00:41:15.000 Nice. 0.51
00:41:21.000 I mean, I don't know how old the oven is.
00:41:23.000 Like, most modern ovens have a self-cleaning mode.
00:41:29.000 But, in Mattie's Kitchen, we don't have one of those either.
00:41:32.000 So, I just get like, easy off, put the oven on 500, spray it in there, let it rock and roll for a few hours, go in there and wipe it all down with a sponge. 0.99
00:41:40.000 Oh, you get the oven heated up to 500 and you spray that shit in? 1.00
00:41:44.000 Shit on? 1.00
00:41:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:41:45.000 Easy off.
00:41:46.000 And it comes off easy?
00:41:47.000 It's aptly named?
00:41:48.000 Yeah.
00:41:50.000 Most self-cleaning ovens will go higher than 500 degrees, because once you go over like, I think it's 800 degrees, everything just burns, everything just burns off.
00:41:57.000 Right, right. 0.98
00:41:58.000 So, but most, my oven, it's a piece of shit electric oven, I think goes like maybe 500 degrees. 0.99
00:42:05.000 But that's where EZ Off comes in. 0.99
00:42:06.000 So that's kind of a dumb question, dude. 0.77
00:42:09.000 Like, have you never heard of EZ Off? 0.96
00:42:12.000 Go there, read the directions on the can.
00:42:14.000 I mean, the key to it is, you know, clean as you go.
00:42:16.000 So if you use your oven and something, like, overspills in it, clean up right away.
00:42:20.000 Don't leave it in there and then use the oven again and you keep baking stuff onto the walls and the floor and everything in the oven.
00:42:26.000 Then it just becomes, like, caked on.
00:42:30.000 Alright, let's, uh... I think this guy's here.
00:42:32.000 Hello?
00:42:38.000 Nope.
00:42:39.000 Doesn't work.
00:42:45.000 Hello sir, are you there?
00:42:46.000 Hi, can you hear me?
00:42:48.000 Yes, I can hear you.
00:42:49.000 Hello.
00:42:51.000 Alright, good stuff.
00:42:53.000 So I got a question.
00:42:55.000 That's evident when you call in to a show.
00:43:01.000 So you're a big fan of Better Call Saul, correct?
00:43:04.000 Yes.
00:43:05.000 Maybe my number one.
00:43:07.000 Well last I remember you said that you have yet to watch Breaking Bad.
00:43:12.000 I did watch a couple episodes.
00:43:14.000 It stressed me out.
00:43:15.000 I didn't really believe the main character.
00:43:18.000 He didn't seem believable to me.
00:43:20.000 So I kind of bailed after three episodes.
00:43:22.000 Oh, you got to stick on, man.
00:43:24.000 I know so many people that say that they've bailed in season one.
00:43:31.000 And I've gotten a couple of them to go back onto the show.
00:43:34.000 And it's just... Me and my wife have debated about this because we just watched through Better Call Saul for the first time.
00:43:42.000 And we had both previously watched Breaking Bad.
00:43:46.000 We watched them back to back and it's like a seamless story.
00:43:51.000 So you start with Breaking Bad and then you end with Better Call Saul or you do Better Call Saul first?
00:43:57.000 We do Better Call Saul first.
00:43:59.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:44:00.000 Honestly, they're kind of interchangeable though because like a lot of characters from Better Call Saul show up in Breaking Bad and vice versa.
00:44:11.000 But I mean, I guess the last couple episodes of Better Call Saul kind of tell you what happens at the end of Breaking Bad, but I just, I feel like it's super worth, super worth the watch.
00:44:23.000 But chronologically, they're designed like Better Call Saul is a prequel to Breaking Bad.
00:44:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:44:33.000 It's the prequel to Breaking Bad, but there's kind of the jumping back and forth in the final season there.
00:44:40.000 Is that chick, is Saul's girl? 0.83
00:44:44.000 Wait a minute.
00:44:45.000 That would mean that Saul is in prison for all of Breaking Bad.
00:44:51.000 So the black and white stuff that happens at the end of Better Call Saul happens after Breaking Bad.
00:44:51.000 No, no, no.
00:44:58.000 So you're contradicting yourself now.
00:45:01.000 No, no, no.
00:45:02.000 So there's the Better Call Saul story.
00:45:06.000 It ends after the stuff with Lalo and all that, and then you get the time jump.
00:45:13.000 You get a couple of scenes set during Breaking Bad.
00:45:15.000 Okay, so to answer what you're saying, it should go first a lot of Better Call Saul, then you watch Breaking Bad, and then you watch the last part of Better Call Saul.
00:45:25.000 Yeah, and you fit El Camino.
00:45:27.000 Well don't say yeah like it's nothing.
00:45:29.000 We just figured out what you were saying was wrong.
00:45:33.000 I'm sorry, what was that?
00:45:36.000 Originally you said it's chronologically perfect to watch all of Better Call Saul and then start episode one of Breaking Bad and everything will fit.
00:45:44.000 But at the risk of giving out spoilers, Mr. Goodman is in prison at the end of Better Call Saul and he's a lawyer with Breaking Bad.
00:45:52.000 So now, there's a Venn diagram where Breaking Bad occurs somewhere before the end of Better Call Saul.
00:45:59.000 So we have to stop at a certain episode, I don't know what it is, then watch all of Breaking Bad, and then go back to Better Call Saul.
00:46:08.000 Yeah, no, sorry, I misunderstood for a second there.
00:46:10.000 I was just saying for your purposes, having already seen all of Better Call Saul,
00:46:15.000 I mean you could watch all of Breaking Bad and then revisit those last three episodes.
00:46:20.000 I'm talking to the world now.
00:46:22.000 What should the world do?
00:46:27.000 You're asking about what's going... So yeah, Saul isn't in prison in Breaking Bad.
00:46:32.000 Clearly.
00:46:33.000 So what would be the proper chronology to enjoy both of those shows if you haven't seen either?
00:46:39.000 Okay, yeah, so the proper chronology for that would be Better Call Saul up until the last three episodes, Breaking Bad, and then the last three episodes of Better Call Saul.
00:46:50.000 Okay, thank you for calling.
00:46:52.000 Finally, we worked that out.
00:46:54.000 Dickman, you're saying no to that.
00:46:56.000 Why wouldn't you just watch it the way the creators intended you to see it?
00:47:01.000 Yeah?
00:47:03.000 Well, is that what the creators intended?
00:47:04.000 I haven't seen season six of Better Call Saul.
00:47:06.000 Because with Star Wars, wasn't it designed for a newcomer to start with like whatever it was, one of the prequels?
00:47:14.000 I think it started in episode four of Star Wars.
00:47:16.000 Yeah, so didn't, what's his name, George Lucas want you to start with the fourth?
00:47:23.000 Yes.
00:47:24.000 Okay, so maybe they want, maybe the creators want you to start chronologically if you're a newbie.
00:47:33.000 Well, did they write Better Call Saul?
00:47:35.000 Did they write Better Call Saul?
00:47:37.000 Is it all written as one long story?
00:47:39.000 Because they would have told it that way.
00:47:40.000 I don't know.
00:47:41.000 Well, they didn't know it was going to be such a hit.
00:47:45.000 I don't know.
00:47:45.000 I think that they thought, let's leave it open.
00:47:48.000 By the way, you owe me 10 bucks.
00:47:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:47:53.000 Can you believe he was arguing?
00:47:54.000 Well, this one's a better YooHoo.
00:47:55.000 I was right.
00:47:56.000 It's bigger and better.
00:47:57.000 It's the one that was appearing on the show of Yay.
00:47:59.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:48:00.000 If we had just used this one, people would go, what the fuck? 0.99
00:48:03.000 I got a net. 0.99
00:48:04.000 That's a quarter inch skinnier than what Ye had.
00:48:07.000 This joke bombed.
00:48:08.000 Meanwhile, Ye's net was an inch by an inch.
00:48:11.000 We have a thing for getting bugs out of a pool.
00:48:14.000 But yeah, you're right.
00:48:15.000 The quarter inch width is a real stickler.
00:48:17.000 I'm never wrong.
00:48:23.000 See if you can dig up those $100 ones. 0.99
00:48:27.000 I'm very concerned I fucked someone over. 0.97
00:48:31.000 There was one that just said, uh, time to wrap it up boys. 0.99
00:48:34.000 Get fired, get in trouble.
00:48:35.000 Okay, well if you pay a hundred bucks, you get a read.
00:48:38.000 That's the deal.
00:48:39.000 If you pay less than a hundred, we put it up there and everyone can see it. 0.99
00:48:42.000 Oh shit. 0.98
00:48:43.000 I wanted to get out of here within a half an hour. 0.99
00:48:46.000 So put the super chats up, give me 10 bucks and we'll wrap this up.
00:48:50.000 Okay.
00:48:52.000 Here's the super chat that we missed.
00:48:54.000 That is a hundred dollars.
00:48:55.000 Okay.
00:48:57.000 This has gone on long enough.
00:48:59.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting.
00:49:01.000 Ryan, roll the credits.
00:49:03.000 Okay.
00:49:04.000 It's weird to read that now, but, uh, yeah.
00:49:07.000 And then is there another one?
00:49:09.000 That was the only hundred dollar one.
00:49:11.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:49:12.000 Well, it's weird that that guy sent a letter to the mailbag going, what the fuck? 0.99
00:49:16.000 I bet it's a hundred bucks. 0.99
00:49:17.000 He didn't read it.
00:49:18.000 This guy's online.
00:49:20.000 Call it.
00:49:20.000 Go ahead.
00:49:23.000 Who's in line?
00:49:26.000 This is seven bucks.
00:49:27.000 That's because I bought a company, YooHoo.
00:49:30.000 No, no.
00:49:32.000 I've been reimbursed for my... That's not how it works.
00:49:34.000 We bet ten bucks.
00:49:36.000 You owe me ten bucks, Mr. Never Wrong.
00:49:39.000 The whole point of bets, too, is the guy gets the ten bucks and he's like, haha, I was right. 0.98
00:49:44.000 You don't fuck someone over by paying in pennies or subtracting a YooHoo. 0.97
00:49:48.000 How do I get paid back for my YooHoo? 0.99
00:49:50.000 We'll work that out later.
00:49:51.000 You and I had a bet.
00:49:53.000 You pay the ten bucks for the bet.
00:49:55.000 Alright, here I come.
00:49:58.000 So much teaching with this guy.
00:49:59.000 A lot of waiting.
00:50:08.000 Yep.
00:50:10.000 Seven plus three is ten.
00:50:13.000 It's not rocket science, guys.
00:50:15.000 Cole, are you on the line?
00:50:17.000 Yeah, what did you mean when you said this guy's on the line?
00:50:19.000 Yeah, what's going on, Cole?
00:50:22.000 Hello?
00:50:24.000 Hi.
00:50:25.000 Hi.
00:50:27.000 You're on.
00:50:27.000 Hi.
00:50:28.000 Uh, you guys, you guys are coming through like Max Headroom.
00:50:31.000 Okay.
00:50:32.000 I don't care.
00:50:32.000 What's your question?
00:50:34.000 Okay.
00:50:35.000 Um, I have a suggestion for you guys, uh, to help beat the trolls.
00:50:38.000 Uh, I want to preface this by saying I was at the Chicago show and you guys did a fantastic job the way you, uh, got the show together and handled yourself.
00:50:46.000 So Bravo.
00:50:47.000 But, um, uh, I'd like to know if I should waste my time or not and, uh, email you guys suggestions.
00:50:52.000 Um,
00:50:53.000 How to defeat Antifa to get your show through without a hitch.
00:50:58.000 I'm sorry?
00:50:58.000 Well yeah, I don't want to take a whole
00:51:15.000 Email and you say like, you know, fuck this guy. 1.00
00:51:18.000 Bullshit. 1.00
00:51:19.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:51:20.000 So you want to guarantee that I will like your email?
00:51:24.000 No, I just want to get, uh, should I even bother?
00:51:28.000 You like take suggestions like that?
00:51:30.000 Roll the dice! 1.00
00:51:31.000 I think you're gonna have to roll the dice, but God bless you for being cautious and making sure you had permission to send a FUCKING EMAIL! 1.00
00:51:42.000 What kind of call is that?! ! 1.00
00:51:45.000 Jesus Christ!
00:51:47.000 Get it together, man!
00:51:49.000 Thank you for calling. 1.00
00:51:50.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:51:52.000 Alright, that's enough. 1.00
00:51:55.000 The Yoohoo thing set me on a bad spiral and now I'm pissed off so I'll be taking it out on the next callers, but they'll all be behind the paywall. 0.83
00:52:04.000 So they'll be used to the abuse as far as you freeloading nuggles. 1.00
00:52:08.000 Thank you for tuning in.
00:52:10.000 This has been a very unique episode of Get Off My Lawn Live.
00:52:15.000 We have another hour to go with our people.
00:52:19.000 Until then, both sides of the paywall should get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.