Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #176 - THE PEST (Part 1)


Summary

Nick Oakes and Matty O'Dell are back in the studio for the first time since Nick was sentenced to 4 years in prison for trespassing on the Capitol. Matty talks about his time on The Proud Boys and how he and his co-hosts got drunk at a strip club. They also talk about Matty's first moonshine experience and how it's the best Christmas present he's ever had. Matty also talks about a new kind of rap song that's coming out in the new year and why it's better than the one he's been rapping about for the past 20 years. And, of course, there's a Christmas song Matty has been listening to for the last 20 years... Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon is a podcast that's all about getting off my lawn. Get off your Lawn with Gav and Gav! Get off my Lawn! Subscribe to Gav's YouTube channel: Gav McKinnon's Lawns Get On My Lawns with Gavin Mcinnon. Subscribe and Retweet to stay up to date with what's going on in the world of comedy and stand-up comedy. Gav is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and podcaster. Gav has been a long-time friend of mine and I'm sure you'll agree that he's one of the funniest people I've ever met. I hope you enjoy this episode! Enjoy, Gav & Matty and Merry Christmas! XOXO, Matty & Gav - The Best of the week, Gavin & The Proud Boyz Thanks for listening to the Gimlet Podcast. - Matty and The Proudboyz - Gav, Gave Me a shot of Moonshine? GAV and GAV is a good day at the Capitol? - Thank you for listening, GAV & GAVY Thank you GAVIE & GARLEY, GABE, GRAVY! - THE PODCAST AND GARRYAN BONUS EPISODE OF THE DECADE & GABOUT THIS EPISODES, GIVING ME A WISHING ME MOST RECORDING OF THE MOST AMAZING SONGS AND TALKING ABOUT ME AND OTHER THINGS THAT I'M GETTING AN IDEA OF ME AND GOT A BECAUSE I THINKING OF ME TO DO SOMETHING ELSE?


Transcript

00:00:10.000 Why from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon!
00:00:43.000 We're good to go.
00:00:51.000 I'm watching it on my phone, I don't see anything.
00:00:55.000 Look, it just says that.
00:00:57.000 Okay, we're live.
00:00:58.000 Oh, there it is.
00:01:22.000 That is the jam.
00:01:23.000 That is the winter jam.
00:01:25.000 Who was that now that we just heard?
00:01:27.000 Where are you going?
00:01:30.000 We're having some technical difficulties here, folks.
00:01:32.000 Sorry to start so late.
00:01:33.000 It's 8.05.
00:01:34.000 We're five minutes in.
00:01:37.000 Maddie's picture isn't working.
00:01:38.000 We froze there for a second.
00:01:42.000 We don't know who that was that introduced the thing McDoodle.
00:01:47.000 This is Gold Soul and your fave ex-boyfriend.
00:01:51.000 What do you mean?
00:01:53.000 Not your favorite ex-boyfriend.
00:01:54.000 That's the name of the guy.
00:01:55.000 Oh, oh, oh.
00:01:56.000 I thought you knew about my ex-boyfriends.
00:01:58.000 No.
00:01:58.000 I assumed that was a secret.
00:01:59.000 I don't know your favorite.
00:02:00.000 Oh, I just blew it now.
00:02:01.000 Welcome back, Matty O'Dell.
00:02:03.000 The Thursday Night Co-host.
00:02:12.000 Well, you just had your heart fucking examined.
00:02:17.000 You look like the logo for the camera company.
00:02:21.000 Yeah.
00:02:22.000 Hey, I'm not a good looking guy.
00:02:24.000 So we've got a marathon coming up on Monday.
00:02:27.000 We're starting it on Hanukkah to Christmas Eve.
00:02:32.000 But I'm a little concerned because we've never done a five day long show.
00:02:37.000 No breaks.
00:02:38.000 And I will prove that it's real.
00:02:40.000 I'll have the newspaper there.
00:02:42.000 We'll be taking calls.
00:02:44.000 But now I'm worried that it's not going to go smoothly.
00:02:48.000 I ordered all the meth.
00:02:50.000 Good.
00:02:57.000 Did you plug it in?
00:02:59.000 It's got power.
00:03:00.000 This does not make for good TV by the way.
00:03:02.000 People discussing technical things while you figure that out.
00:03:07.000 Well I guess you can't do that either because you have to show the graphics for it.
00:03:12.000 Today we had Nick Oakes in the studio.
00:03:15.000 He's the proud boy who's going away for four years for trespassing on the Capitol.
00:03:21.000 Him and his buddy were there, they were reporting for their telegram show, Murder the Media, but because he's a proud boy, four years in prison.
00:03:32.000 That was the guy that was in Vegas, right?
00:03:34.000 You see him in the crowd?
00:03:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:38.000 Okay.
00:03:39.000 Yeah that was the guy and we said come on backstage let's hang out and then we were all leaving immediately and he just went back to his hotel we didn't end up partying.
00:03:46.000 Well he's on a pre-trial release.
00:03:48.000 We'll party with him tonight.
00:03:49.000 Nice.
00:03:49.000 Proud Boys picked him up and they're taking him out to the city for steak dinner.
00:03:53.000 There you go.
00:03:54.000 Keen Steakhouse and all that.
00:03:56.000 Thank you Matty very much for the Christmas present.
00:03:59.000 Oh yeah.
00:04:00.000 I got Basil Hayden
00:04:02.000 That's good stuff.
00:04:03.000 Which is fantastic stuff, and I've never even seen this before.
00:04:06.000 Cask Strength.
00:04:08.000 Makers Mark Cask Strength.
00:04:10.000 110.9 proof.
00:04:12.000 Good stuff.
00:04:13.000 We just had a sip as we were rolling.
00:04:15.000 It can't be a coincidence that we started having technical difficulties right after, but
00:04:19.000 I've never had, uh, I've had moonshine before.
00:04:22.000 Yeah.
00:04:23.000 I guess this is moonshine.
00:04:24.000 Most moonshine is 110 proof.
00:04:26.000 Yeah.
00:04:27.000 So you take a sip, then you have the tinglys, and then about five minutes later you feel prickles in your eyes.
00:04:33.000 It's a nice little pow on the tongue.
00:04:34.000 Yeah.
00:04:36.000 I may have to come up there and have a little nippy sweetie.
00:04:39.000 Be my guest.
00:04:39.000 Well, I come, hey, ooh, hi-yo!
00:04:41.000 Ooh, ka-china-chino!
00:04:42.000 Since my surgery, I haven't been able to partake.
00:04:47.000 Oh, really?
00:04:50.000 Partaking.
00:04:52.000 What did you do today?
00:04:52.000 You got drunk at the bar?
00:04:58.000 Were they like... Next thing you know, Matty's toasted.
00:05:11.000 Let's hear some more of that jam.
00:05:12.000 I like that song.
00:05:15.000 The guy invented a new kind of rapping.
00:05:18.000 Can we see the video, please?
00:05:20.000 Dude, what's going on with you?
00:05:21.000 I like his little Gucci cardigan.
00:05:47.000 He's inventing new music!
00:05:54.000 When will it end, folks?
00:05:56.000 When will it end?
00:05:58.000 God, I was just before the show started.
00:05:59.000 So I did the interview with Nick Oakes.
00:06:01.000 That should be out tomorrow or Saturday.
00:06:05.000 And we talked about his trial and how stupid it was.
00:06:09.000 He took a guilty plea.
00:06:10.000 He was looking at 20 years.
00:06:12.000 So he took a deal, and his deal is four years.
00:06:15.000 Which is what Mercedes got, and it's what Max and John got.
00:06:19.000 It seems to be a pattern here.
00:06:20.000 It seems to be the fuck the proud boys sentence.
00:06:23.000 But, uh, fucking insanity, man.
00:06:26.000 He walked through an open door that everyone was walking through.
00:06:31.000 Then he filmed some people.
00:06:32.000 He kind of was making fun of the people who were in the Capitol building.
00:06:36.000 And then he walked out.
00:06:40.000 Four years in prison.
00:06:41.000 Him and his buddy who were both in there.
00:06:43.000 Four fucking years.
00:06:44.000 He's got a pregnant wife.
00:06:45.000 Black wife.
00:06:46.000 Just like John.
00:06:47.000 John went in with a pregnant black wife and two other black kids.
00:06:52.000 Nick is going in with a pregnant wife and one other black kid because he's a Nazi.
00:06:58.000 Seems logical to me.
00:07:00.000 Uh, we got a new ad sales guy.
00:07:03.000 The other guy texted me today, actually.
00:07:04.000 He's very unhappy with us disparaging him.
00:07:07.000 This is the Oakes Family Fund.
00:07:10.000 It's on the screen.
00:07:11.000 GiveSendGo.com slash Oakes Family Fund.
00:07:14.000 OCHS.
00:07:15.000 And I think that $15,000 has been taken from him.
00:07:19.000 What?
00:07:20.000 Yeah, they gave him a $15,000 fine.
00:07:22.000 No, it wasn't even a $15,000 fine.
00:07:24.000 Shut up, me.
00:07:25.000 It was a $15,000, whatever that number is, that was the fine.
00:07:29.000 Restitution. $15,000.
00:07:33.000 254 whatever that number is.
00:07:34.000 Jesus.
00:07:36.000 As a fuck you to him for raising money.
00:07:38.000 Because usually when you go get sentenced in the feds if there's any fines or surcharges applied to your sentence because and then
00:07:47.000 Every 90 days in the Feds, they look at your financials.
00:07:52.000 And if you owe money, you can set up a payment plan, like $100 a month or $200 a month.
00:07:58.000 So if you guys said $500 a month, they're taking $200 off that right away to apply towards your fines and penalties.
00:08:06.000 So you'll only get $300 out of the $500.
00:08:07.000 Well, that would be nice if they'd spread his fine out for his sentence, because they could probably raise enough money to pay it.
00:08:14.000 I'm surprised they were able to go after that, but anything can happen.
00:08:16.000 Well, they didn't say they're going after that.
00:08:18.000 It was just a fuck you wink where it's, we're going to fine you, um, I don't know, $15,254.
00:08:26.000 Meanwhile, his, his lawyer bills are upwards of a hundred grand.
00:08:30.000 The thing no one knows about Nick too is he was doing pretty well as a politician in Hawaii.
00:08:37.000 He was making a name for himself.
00:08:39.000 There's a lot of animosity in that state towards the establishment.
00:08:44.000 He pissed in a volcano, which apparently is a really big deal over there.
00:08:48.000 Some sort of desecration, which everyone thought was awesome.
00:08:52.000 And then he was working on Trump's campaign.
00:08:55.000 He went to Korea.
00:08:56.000 He was working on a CPAC over there.
00:08:59.000 Judge Jean Pirro was there.
00:09:02.000 And we have this story coming out tomorrow.
00:09:05.000 And she heard that there was a Proud Boy in a picture with her.
00:09:09.000 So she freaked the fuck out and destroyed his career.
00:09:13.000 Had him fired, made sure he was never hired again.
00:09:15.000 She just like... Do you know the story about her?
00:09:19.000 No?
00:09:19.000 She's from Westchester.
00:09:21.000 My ex-wife worked for her husband Albert Pirro.
00:09:25.000 Okay.
00:09:26.000 He worked at a law firm called Pirro, Collier, Cohen & Halpern.
00:09:31.000 She was his personal secretary.
00:09:34.000 Then he was getting investigated for the tax evasion.
00:09:37.000 He went to federal prison and everything.
00:09:39.000 Now it's joint tax returns.
00:09:42.000 She signed the same fucking tax returns.
00:09:45.000 She used the fucking ham sandwich defense
00:09:49.000 For her tax returns.
00:09:51.000 What's the ham sandwich defense?
00:09:53.000 She said when you go to a deli and you order a ham sandwich, you just assume that they're going to do it the right way.
00:09:59.000 Wow.
00:09:59.000 She's the fucking district attorney, the highest law enforcement person in the Westchester County.
00:10:05.000 And that's your fucking... You are an attorney, let alone the district attorney.
00:10:10.000 You signed your fucking name to the joint tax returns with you and your husband.
00:10:16.000 Her husband, Albert Pirro, threw his fucking brother, Anthony, which was his accountant, under the- My wife was his secretary at the time.
00:10:24.000 I knew all about the whole fucking shit.
00:10:26.000 Did Jeanine's husband do any time?
00:10:28.000 Yeah!
00:10:30.000 He was convicted and sent to federal prison.
00:10:32.000 Wow.
00:10:33.000 And she was the District Attorney of Westchester and said, hey.
00:10:37.000 Did she stay married to him?
00:10:38.000 No, she's divorced now.
00:10:40.000 Huh.
00:10:41.000 And you know who sent me away to prison in 2018?
00:10:44.000 Joseph Piero.
00:10:46.000 His cousin.
00:10:47.000 Really?
00:10:48.000 Yeah.
00:10:49.000 We had this guy, he was accused of fucking a 14 year old, but he was gay.
00:10:55.000 So does it really matter?
00:10:56.000 That's what Milo was canceled for saying.
00:11:00.000 What was his name?
00:11:02.000 Gabriel... I had him on my show.
00:11:05.000 Anyway, she put him away.
00:11:07.000 For, I think, seven years.
00:11:10.000 For being a teen who had teen gay sex.
00:11:13.000 If you're an attorney, the district attorney, you know damn well...
00:11:18.000 Don't fucking sign anything that you haven't read yourself.
00:11:21.000 Yeah.
00:11:22.000 Ignorance is no excuse for the law.
00:11:23.000 When I get my taxes, I just sign them every year.
00:11:25.000 I trust my accountant.
00:11:25.000 She did the same thing.
00:11:27.000 But it's joint.
00:11:28.000 Her husband pled guilty to tax fraud.
00:11:31.000 Had to pay, I think, $900,000 back and went to prison.
00:11:33.000 But she got off.
00:11:37.000 But wait a minute.
00:11:39.000 Most people have an accountant do their taxes.
00:11:41.000 Nobody looks at that dumb stack.
00:11:43.000 Anthony Pirro.
00:11:44.000 No one looks at that dumb stack they get.
00:11:46.000 They just sign the back.
00:11:48.000 So we could all be committing tax frauds.
00:11:52.000 There's a big saying in law.
00:11:54.000 Ignorance is no fucking excuse.
00:11:57.000 Ignorance is no fucking excuse.
00:11:59.000 Ignorance is no excuse.
00:12:00.000 You can't be ignorant of the law and say, well, I didn't know.
00:12:02.000 It's carved in marble above many courthouses.
00:12:07.000 Especially as a district attorney, you should know better.
00:12:10.000 But the ham sandwich defense, unbelievable.
00:12:13.000 So yeah, we got a message from our old ad sales guy and he says,
00:12:24.000 Oh, wait a minute.
00:12:25.000 That's a different guy.
00:12:27.000 Someone used the n-word recently and said you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
00:12:32.000 Yeah, here it is.
00:12:33.000 For the fourth time you've called us niggers and retards.
00:12:37.000 My later will be in touch.
00:12:39.000 Keep it up, Svachim Merrigan.
00:12:42.000 My layer will be in touch, he says.
00:12:45.000 This is not at 3 a.m.
00:12:47.000 This is at 4.35 p.m.
00:12:49.000 yesterday.
00:12:50.000 What was that name?
00:12:51.000 That's our old ad sales guy.
00:12:57.000 I don't recall calling him the n-word.
00:13:00.000 No, I don't think there's any disparaging comments.
00:13:01.000 My problem with him is allowing for bigotry, for allowing bigotry to be linked to our clients.
00:13:09.000 Wow, that cask shit is kicking in.
00:13:12.000 So anyway, we have a new sponsor, well an old sponsor that's back with a new ad sales guy, BeardVet.
00:13:19.000 So promo code Gavin for 15% off.
00:13:22.000 I printed out the old read because it's pretty much the same now.
00:13:25.000 They don't really care what we say.
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00:13:32.000 Fantastic company with a large variety of products from whole bean to ground to espresso available in a variety of different roasts.
00:13:39.000 This is made in America by vets.
00:13:42.000 So I couldn't think of a better Christmas present for a patriot than American made veteran owned coffee.
00:13:50.000 And beer products.
00:13:51.000 And beer products.
00:13:52.000 He wants to try to push the... I'm reading the sales guy's notes.
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00:14:07.000 Grunt cups are also now available, which is the premium house blend excellence coffee in K-cup form for extra convenience.
00:14:16.000 It's so easy that Ryan can now make a cup of coffee all by himself.
00:14:20.000 Nice.
00:14:22.000 I'm actually just finishing up a bag of Fallout.
00:14:26.000 And what's Fallout?
00:14:26.000 Like a pumpkin blend.
00:14:29.000 From BeardVet?
00:14:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:30.000 Oh, you've already got your BeardVet?
00:14:32.000 No, no, no.
00:14:32.000 I had it from when they initially posted it.
00:14:36.000 They have amazing beard grooming products, a variety of beard oils and grooming products, as well as full beard grooming kits, which come in cool waterproof ammo case.
00:14:44.000 I think I'm going to start waxing this again.
00:14:46.000 I'm starting to see errant, uh, hairs sticking up in my peripheral vision and it's distracting.
00:14:54.000 They aren't just veterans of having a beard.
00:14:56.000 They're veterans of the United States military.
00:14:57.000 They've defended the country and have stood by the show.
00:15:00.000 Um,
00:15:02.000 And they have Maddie's address, so they're gonna be sending some more coffee and other things.
00:15:06.000 So welcome back, BeardVet, to the show!
00:15:10.000 Now as you know folks, this is the show that we do for free, that's why we have sponsors, and then we go behind the paywall.
00:15:18.000 I try to keep it, the free part, down to half an hour, but it never is.
00:15:21.000 It's often an hour and 15 minutes.
00:15:26.000 We have super chats that are used to raise money for our friends Max and John who are just finishing up a four year sentence for a 17 second fight with Antifa.
00:15:38.000 And we take calls and we answer letters.
00:15:43.000 Now the amount of letters we get is insane.
00:15:46.000 It's in the thousands but I read every single one.
00:15:48.000 It takes me about an hour every morning.
00:15:53.000 A lot of people complaining, by the way, about the downloads, the compound sensor downloads.
00:16:00.000 What's that about, Ryguy?
00:16:02.000 Took a while yesterday for it to post.
00:16:04.000 Yeah, it did.
00:16:05.000 So we had a workflow set up with somebody involved that... Boring!
00:16:10.000 Okay.
00:16:11.000 Let's try to fix that, okay?
00:16:12.000 Yes, already on it.
00:16:15.000 Um, let's just dive into a letter to give you a taste of what the letters are.
00:16:19.000 Gav, I was listening to you and Ant talk yesterday about the brutality that the Indians inflicted upon the white man during the Indian Wars, and I was reminded of something I read about earlier.
00:16:27.000 Apparently the very first school massacre in American history was carried out by the Lenape Indians during Pontiac's war, which by the numbers they seem to have won, and the details are horrific.
00:16:37.000 People say that guns have made schools less safe, but personally I'd rather get shot than beaten to death with a rock and scalped.
00:16:44.000 I saw someone mocking me for saying that a lot of the settlers were these stoic Puritans who left their doors open and weren't armed during Comanche attacks.
00:16:57.000 Cherokee attacks?
00:17:00.000 I'm not pulling that out of my ass, you fucking asshole.
00:17:03.000 I know what I'm talking about.
00:17:05.000 And there was a large contingent on the Western Front who were not combative and they had so much faith in God that they just figured the Lord above would help them out and it didn't go well for them and they were kidnapped.
00:17:16.000 In fact, one of them who was kidnapped is the basis for the white woman who's with those Indians in Dances with Wolves.
00:17:24.000 In fact she became the mother of this half Indian half white dude who's the subject of that book Empire of the Moon.
00:17:34.000 Is that the one that they tried to free her and she was like no I want to stay?
00:17:37.000 Yeah.
00:17:38.000 Yeah.
00:17:39.000 She's like these people are cool fuck you.
00:17:41.000 Stockholm Syndrome.
00:17:43.000 Let's now read a super chat.
00:17:45.000 I think I'm gonna peace out of the free thing early.
00:17:48.000 So, are these last week's, Ryan?
00:17:50.000 Yeah, the Downers last week.
00:17:52.000 Downers last week?
00:17:52.000 Alright.
00:17:53.000 Yeah.
00:17:54.000 Then we got guys, the hemorrhoids.
00:17:56.000 Okay, that was $100 for last week.
00:17:59.000 Gay for Ryan, $100.
00:18:01.000 Someone's just gay for you.
00:18:02.000 That's all they want to say.
00:18:03.000 That is pretty sick.
00:18:05.000 Isn't that just gay?
00:18:08.000 But for me especially.
00:18:09.000 Why are you gay?
00:18:11.000 Okay, I guess it's a quick way of saying I'm a homosexual and I have a crush on Ryan.
00:18:15.000 Yeah, but only me.
00:18:18.000 Okay, so he's not gay for anyone else.
00:18:20.000 Correct.
00:18:21.000 Better not be straight for anybody else.
00:18:24.000 So we've read all these.
00:18:25.000 That's correct.
00:18:26.000 Yep.
00:18:26.000 I don't understand.
00:18:27.000 You don't have a way of telling if they've already been read or they've already been up?
00:18:32.000 No, we just have to remember them.
00:18:34.000 That doesn't seem very efficient.
00:18:35.000 They should have dates and times.
00:18:37.000 All right, well I have our tech guy.
00:18:39.000 Why don't you explain to the folks at home how they can get involved in the Super Chat.
00:18:44.000 We guarantee all $100 ones will be red.
00:18:47.000 That's correct, Gavin.
00:18:49.000 Well, you can go to what I'm about to show you right now, which is the website, okay?
00:18:54.000 Maybe you've heard of it, censored.tv.
00:18:56.000 I'm gonna go ahead and click this.
00:18:59.000 Smash to subscribe.
00:19:00.000 You have to double finger it.
00:19:02.000 And then you scroll.
00:19:03.000 Let's see.
00:19:07.000 And then let me zoom in here.
00:19:08.000 There we go.
00:19:11.000 Scoot it.
00:19:14.000 You're Mr. Green Screen tonight.
00:19:16.000 Yeah.
00:19:17.000 Scoot.
00:19:18.000 Scoot up.
00:19:19.000 There we go.
00:19:20.000 You click that button right under the live video, and you can click that, and then you can pay for a Super Chat.
00:19:25.000 Bam.
00:19:26.000 Easy.
00:19:26.000 And it'll pop up right here, especially if it's $100.
00:19:28.000 You're taking your chances at anything less.
00:19:31.000 And this is for a good cause.
00:19:32.000 All right, so we shouldn't have this background.
00:19:33.000 If we're already reading letters, you should jump to the Ryan Shut Up You Don't Have a Dad interstitial.
00:19:38.000 Well, it would be the Thanks for Calling, the one time a week that we get to show this very cool bumper.
00:19:43.000 So let's have the thanks for calling Bumper.
00:19:44.000 You're on the air.
00:19:45.000 Um, we're gonna have a conversation.
00:19:47.000 This is a fucking loser.
00:19:49.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
00:19:53.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
00:19:54.000 You have one thing.
00:19:56.000 Thank you for calling.
00:19:57.000 It was great hearing from you.
00:19:58.000 Bye-bye!
00:19:59.000 Alright, next call.
00:20:00.000 Bye-bye!
00:20:01.000 Home to mommy.
00:20:03.000 Home to mommy!
00:20:04.000 My friend Jesse says that Trump has a new way of talking.
00:20:08.000 So I have to update my impression now, essentially.
00:20:10.000 Oh, no.
00:20:12.000 When he was releasing the NFT project, which I think is 4D chess again.
00:20:17.000 How is it 4D chess?
00:20:18.000 Well, on my Twitter feed, everybody was talking about it and nobody wasn't talking about it.
00:20:23.000 The NFTs, like, what the fuck?
00:20:26.000 And then he posts this freedom of speech thing when all eyes were on him.
00:20:30.000 So maybe it's a way of sneaking back to the top of the news feed and then introducing... You know a great way to get to the top of the news feed is to say, I like Hitler.
00:20:41.000 That's true.
00:20:43.000 But he doesn't post on Twitter.
00:20:45.000 He posts on Truth.
00:20:47.000 He's got the red check and then it goes to Twitter.
00:20:50.000 But yeah, everybody was tweeting about it though and they were pumped in a negative way.
00:20:55.000 I don't quite understand what 40 Chess is.
00:20:59.000 Me neither.
00:20:59.000 But that looked pretty whack.
00:21:02.000 That Trump as a superhero thing.
00:21:05.000 That was fairly cringe.
00:21:07.000 I agree.
00:21:08.000 I was really hoping for a Funny or Die watermark on the video.
00:21:11.000 Where it's like... Yeah.
00:21:13.000 This is a joke.
00:21:14.000 I'm basically Superman!
00:21:18.000 That's like when people have Superman tattooed on their body.
00:21:21.000 It's like, what are you saying?
00:21:23.000 That you're a Superman?
00:21:25.000 What?
00:21:27.000 Black people have that all the time.
00:21:29.000 That and like a scroll parchment thing.
00:21:33.000 Some sort of parable on their arm.
00:21:38.000 Let's, uh, so everyone knows how to donate there.
00:21:41.000 We got the super chat thing.
00:21:42.000 We've read a letter.
00:21:43.000 Let's open up the calls.
00:21:45.000 And while we're opening up the calls, I'd like to read another letter.
00:21:47.000 Hey, Gav, Ryan and Maddie, that breakup with Joe Coy made Chelsea Handler go even harder.
00:21:53.000 Harder on the paint on trying to say she's glad she's single with no kids.
00:21:58.000 And she's saying that people who don't agree with her lifestyle are bullying her.
00:22:02.000 See, this is the problem with these spinsters.
00:22:04.000 Women are agreeable.
00:22:06.000 So you put them in a concentration camp and they're like, well, I wanted to lose some weight anyway.
00:22:10.000 You know, we can work with this.
00:22:12.000 And I get to be with my family right before we die.
00:22:15.000 And that's kind of interesting.
00:22:17.000 So when they're in a shitty situation like childless and lonely they go.
00:22:21.000 I actually would have been a terrible mom which What the fuck unless you're a junkie that's garbage.
00:22:27.000 She was married.
00:22:27.000 She was what 50 cent 50 cent Who wants her after that?
00:22:35.000 I remember hearing Bill O'Reilly's... Is that her worth?
00:22:37.000 Bill O'Reilly's new wife had just broken up with Flava Flav.
00:22:43.000 Imagine eating the pussy that Flava Flav just fucked.
00:22:47.000 Yeah.
00:22:47.000 Oh Jesus.
00:22:48.000 No thanks.
00:22:49.000 I'll pass.
00:22:50.000 You're done.
00:22:51.000 That's a hard no.
00:22:52.000 Sorry.
00:22:54.000 You just hit your expiration date.
00:22:56.000 I ate her out.
00:22:57.000 Flava Flava Clock.
00:22:58.000 I ate her out and I couldn't get the Flava Flava out of my mouth.
00:23:02.000 Terrible.
00:23:04.000 And she's saying that people who don't agree with her blah blah blah.
00:23:06.000 I wonder if this has anything to do with Joe posting a pic with Vanessa Bryant on his IG.
00:23:12.000 Joe has a kid and Vanessa lost one when her husband Kobe died.
00:23:16.000 That would be even worse if Chelsea is jealous of people having kids and she says how annoying kids are when Vanessa lost one almost three years ago.
00:23:23.000 This is getting a little convoluted.
00:23:24.000 Yeah, that's reaching too... I like gossip, but what the fuck?
00:23:28.000 What is that old bag saying?
00:23:30.000 You can't teach an old dog... So, this woman who sent us this isn't including the link.
00:23:37.000 You have to go to Chelsea Handler's Instagram and see her bragging about how
00:23:41.000 She doesn't want kids and she was meant to be single and it's awesome to be single.
00:23:44.000 This is after she was with Joe Coy and she said, I'm in love.
00:23:48.000 It's so great to find love.
00:23:50.000 I've learned so much.
00:23:51.000 And then he dumps her and she's like, I didn't want to be in love.
00:23:54.000 Love is stupid anyway.
00:23:56.000 And the reason I bring all this up is not just because I love gossip, but because this woman is saying to an audience of.
00:24:02.000 I don't know.
00:24:03.000 It looks like 5,000 people.
00:24:05.000 Don't have kids.
00:24:06.000 Be a spinster.
00:24:07.000 Don't have a family.
00:24:09.000 Wipe yourself out.
00:24:10.000 End your bloodline.
00:24:11.000 And everyone is cheering and clapping.
00:24:13.000 It's the same thing as sex in the city.
00:24:15.000 They are the maus of Western civilization.
00:24:18.000 They are murdering tens of millions of people by telling all these women not to use their eggs, not to use their magic power.
00:24:27.000 It's murder!
00:24:28.000 If you convince thousands of people not to have kids, then they don't have thousands of kids, and those kids don't have tens of thousands of kids, and those tens of thousands of kids don't have hundreds of thousands of kids, you're a mass murderer.
00:24:40.000 You're committing genocide.
00:24:42.000 So that's why it pisses me off.
00:24:44.000 Let me tell you something about that.
00:24:45.000 Okay.
00:24:46.000 And speaking from a person who has, you know, in all reality, a very short expected lifespan.
00:24:55.000 Now, I've fortunately was married for seven years, procreated, have a child, everything like that.
00:25:02.000 But now at 50, how do I start an intimate relationship with somebody when I'm going to die in five to eight years?
00:25:12.000 Five to eight?
00:25:12.000 I thought you said it was down to two or three.
00:25:15.000 I gotta keep this bullshit going for five to eight?
00:25:17.000 My mother rested with the condition for eight years.
00:25:19.000 I'm five years in so I got like three so I'm putting a little bit onto it.
00:25:24.000 Three to five years.
00:25:25.000 How do you start an intimate relationship and get involved with someone?
00:25:30.000 How do you ask someone to get intimately involved when you know it's not going anywhere?
00:25:37.000 Well, maybe you can find someone that likes you and wants to be with you, but not for a very long time.
00:25:43.000 Oh, escorts?
00:25:45.000 But no, seriously.
00:25:48.000 Chelsea Handler's got to be 50 years old.
00:25:49.000 Oh, she's done.
00:25:51.000 She's toast.
00:25:52.000 What are you looking for?
00:25:53.000 You're not getting anything.
00:25:55.000 Yeah, that's what Jordan Peterson said too.
00:25:57.000 He goes, you know, it's okay to be single and partying and traveling in your 30s, but when a woman gets to be in her late 40s, that's when the what the fuck have I done instinct set in.
00:26:08.000 Yeah, you're never going to be in a room when you're 70 with a family full of, a room full of family and grandchildren and children.
00:26:15.000 Yeah.
00:26:16.000 And I've seen pictures where she goes to these family reunions and hangs out with her nieces and she fucking loves it.
00:26:23.000 Despicable.
00:26:25.000 Not what you should be looking towards.
00:26:29.000 Why don't you show the top left thing, dude?
00:26:32.000 You're his girlfriend.
00:26:34.000 I mean, like I feel really strongly for him.
00:26:38.000 Probably not marriage right now, but like I'd be open to a full relationship.
00:26:42.000 I don't understand.
00:26:43.000 Don't do it.
00:26:43.000 Dump him.
00:26:44.000 Like why?
00:26:44.000 He won't.
00:26:45.000 Because something's stuck in him.
00:26:47.000 Something is stuck in him and you're not going to get it by sticking around.
00:26:51.000 You have to lay down the law and say, listen, this is ridiculous.
00:26:54.000 Thanks for the relationship advice, single, spinster, fucking childless, lonely woman.
00:26:59.000 What's the average age of the person that's interested in her?
00:27:02.000 60?
00:27:02.000 67?
00:27:02.000 I've heard her on stage bitch and moan about old guys with no lips hitting on her.
00:27:08.000 It's like, dude, that's your demographic.
00:27:11.000 Wait, Ryan, go back to the main thing and click on the video you're supposed to click on, which is that one, the Netflix one.
00:27:17.000 Oh.
00:27:17.000 But it's important to know when you don't have the skills to raise a baby, you know?
00:27:21.000 Instead of shaming people, we should say, oh good, good for you for knowing that you shouldn't have a baby.
00:27:26.000 We should get a carbon credit for not polluting to mass population.
00:27:32.000 I love cheers.
00:27:35.000 That's the problem with babies.
00:27:37.000 Carbon.
00:27:38.000 I know I don't have the skills to raise a baby.
00:27:40.000 I have rescued nine dogs in my life.
00:27:47.000 And now you've become one.
00:27:49.000 I've returned four.
00:27:52.000 Like, talk about agreeable.
00:27:54.000 They cheer hysterically for her rescuing nine dogs.
00:27:58.000 Then they cheer and laugh that she fucked up four of them.
00:28:02.000 Anything goes with the ladies.
00:28:05.000 It's all positive, girls.
00:28:07.000 Body positivity.
00:28:08.000 If you have a problem with that, you're guilty of appearance hate.
00:28:13.000 Alright, can we take some calls?
00:28:16.000 Yes, we can.
00:28:17.000 That is absolutely what we can do.
00:28:18.000 Please, Gavin, turn on your microphone at easiest convenience, please.
00:28:22.000 Thank you.
00:28:23.000 Oh, that's not a hack at all, doing an Indian voice.
00:28:26.000 No, it does not.
00:28:26.000 Do you also do Arnold Schwarzenegger?
00:28:28.000 Yes, Gavin.
00:28:30.000 Well, I'll tell you right now, folks, we got the frogs, they're gay.
00:28:35.000 Thanks for calling.
00:28:39.000 Yeah.
00:28:40.000 So that'll be fun.
00:28:41.000 Thanks for fucking calling.
00:28:43.000 The beauty of getting a ton of letters is I become a total snob.
00:28:49.000 So every single one I will be reading tonight will be of the highest possible quality.
00:28:53.000 Nice.
00:28:55.000 Hold on to your seats.
00:28:56.000 Yeah.
00:28:57.000 Coming from a grammar Nazi, that's exciting.
00:29:00.000 Fellas, have you seen the disturbing art pieces openly shown on the famous auction house Christie's?
00:29:07.000 They are made by Jake and Dinos Chapman.
00:29:09.000 That's some fucked up shit.
00:29:10.000 I don't know if you can even show that stuff on the show.
00:29:12.000 Just wanted you to know that while they boot off Ye and Kyrie for nothing, Christie's has this on their site.
00:29:18.000 Now, I'm of two minds about this.
00:29:23.000 Because on the one hand, I like art and I don't think it should have rules.
00:29:27.000 But on the other hand, I don't want kids to be sexualized.
00:29:31.000 So when a three-year-old has a boner for a nose, I'm upset.
00:29:36.000 But then I also don't want there to be art that upsets me to be banned.
00:29:40.000 You got the collar?
00:29:46.000 So I don't know how I feel about this.
00:29:48.000 Hello, caller.
00:29:49.000 Because you have the choice not to look at it.
00:29:52.000 Yeah.
00:29:52.000 Say hi.
00:29:53.000 I don't want it banned.
00:29:54.000 I'm disturbed by anyone who wants it.
00:29:57.000 Hello, caller.
00:29:58.000 Are you there?
00:29:58.000 What's what's the number we should say?
00:29:59.000 908.
00:30:01.000 Is it?
00:30:02.000 Hello.
00:30:03.000 Oh, yeah.
00:30:03.000 Hey.
00:30:04.000 Hey.
00:30:05.000 Hey, guys.
00:30:05.000 Hi.
00:30:06.000 I just wanted to shout something out real quick as an idea.
00:30:11.000 Um, you know how sometimes you, uh, forget your laptop and then you have to have Ryan read the emails?
00:30:17.000 Yes, sir.
00:30:18.000 One thing I was thinking is, uh, maybe you could just buy like a, a cheap Amazon tablet for like whatever, 70, 80 bucks and just leave it in the studio.
00:30:29.000 And then, uh, if you forget your laptop, there's always a backup.
00:30:34.000 We're not looking for tips, sir.
00:30:40.000 Thank you for calling.
00:30:41.000 Why do people get involved in our... Do they work for us?
00:30:45.000 Was there something about that?
00:30:46.000 Like, because Crowder has one, it's like... It's a bad look to have an iPad.
00:30:50.000 Men do not have iPads.
00:30:52.000 That's not acceptable.
00:30:53.000 iPads are for people who are not doers.
00:30:57.000 That's women.
00:30:58.000 Women look at iPads.
00:30:59.000 They look at other people's living rooms and other people's outfits, which is fine.
00:31:03.000 Men make other people's living rooms and other people's outfits, so they have to sit there typing away.
00:31:09.000 You need a keyboard.
00:31:10.000 You need the full deal.
00:31:11.000 I need to be able to search shit on this thing.
00:31:14.000 Just like 267.
00:31:14.000 Go ahead, 267.
00:31:16.000 Yeah, that's me, motherfuckers.
00:31:20.000 Whoa!
00:31:22.000 Oh, sorry, I'm on.
00:31:24.000 Hey, how do you deal with, like, liberal family members, especially when they, like, spout stupid shit that you just want to, like, burst out with, like, actual facts?
00:31:37.000 Well, it depends.
00:31:38.000 If it's your brother and he can take a beating, then you come at him hard and go, oh, shut the fuck up.
00:31:44.000 That was debunked five years ago.
00:31:46.000 And then you can, you know, have a good tete-a-tete, like a good sparring session.
00:31:50.000 Yeah, more like mother-in-law and stuff like that.
00:31:53.000 Yeah, mother-in-law.
00:31:54.000 My mother-in-law.
00:31:55.000 I don't go near politics at all because we've had fights in the past.
00:31:59.000 But as I've said before, I think the best way to deal with these precarious political situations is to keep it interrogative.
00:32:07.000 So, you know, these racists don't want Mexicans in the country.
00:32:10.000 That's what the border wall is about.
00:32:12.000 That's what they say.
00:32:13.000 And then you go, okay, but what do you think?
00:32:15.000 Like, what's the maximum for illegals?
00:32:18.000 Like, how many is too many illegals?
00:32:21.000 And now with the burdens on them.
00:32:23.000 Or with abortion, like when is the baby viable?
00:32:26.000 Should you kill it a week after birth?
00:32:28.000 And you can kind of get these people saying totally insane shit, like you should be able to kill a baby three months after it's born and three billion illegals is still not too many.
00:32:39.000 And then once they start saying shit that insane, well now you're just talking to a retard.
00:32:44.000 So, now you just go, alright, you said it.
00:32:47.000 I have to tell you the conversation I had with my younger brother about this recently.
00:32:52.000 With who?
00:32:52.000 My younger brother.
00:32:53.000 Oh no, is that the guy who wears a mask all the time?
00:32:55.000 Yeah, in Queens.
00:32:57.000 He calls me up a couple weeks ago and he goes, hey, when you went to federal prison, he's like, how long did it take for them to arrest you, indict you, go to trial, and get convicted?
00:33:09.000 Is he in law enforcement?
00:33:11.000 No, he's not.
00:33:12.000 He was actually uh supposed to be in uh our like Stig's and my brother where they worked and everything but I'll tell you the story off off air.
00:33:21.000 He calls me up and I'm like kind of weirded out because like where where does this come from?
00:33:25.000 I'm like well it took me from 2000 like August 2004 to March 2005 to go through the whole process to get sentenced to go to trial everything like that.
00:33:37.000 I'm like now I'm like cure I'm like why?
00:33:40.000 What's up?
00:33:41.000 Why are you asking me these questions?
00:33:43.000 He goes, I'm waiting to see how long it's going to take for them to arrest Trump and send him to prison.
00:33:49.000 Oh my God.
00:33:50.000 Oh my God.
00:33:54.000 So I just said, I love you, bro.
00:33:56.000 I love you.
00:33:56.000 I love you.
00:33:57.000 He's my younger brother.
00:33:58.000 I love him to death.
00:33:59.000 There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for him.
00:34:01.000 But I love him.
00:34:02.000 Also, you were a biker criminal.
00:34:04.000 Yeah.
00:34:05.000 He's the president of the United States with infinite resources.
00:34:09.000 Say, hypothetically, he did do a crime that was worthy of jail time.
00:34:13.000 It's going to be five or six years of appeals and back and forth.
00:34:17.000 I tried to explain, but it's going to be totally different with a person of that stature.
00:34:22.000 It's not going to be normal.
00:34:23.000 What a dumb question.
00:34:26.000 He's off his rocker.
00:34:26.000 Matty O'Dell had an illegal gun, so it was a year from arrest to prison.
00:34:32.000 Ergo, Donald Trump will be a year from arrest to prison.
00:34:38.000 And why are they so obsessed with him?
00:34:40.000 I don't know.
00:34:40.000 Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:34:41.000 He's out of fucking office.
00:34:42.000 He's not president anymore.
00:34:43.000 He's out of office.
00:34:45.000 Before we go behind the paywall, I want to tell you about something that you've already heard of, but I think it was 1994 when Ace Ventura Pet Detective came out.
00:34:56.000 Smashing success.
00:34:58.000 Man with a thousand faces.
00:35:01.000 What about the mask?
00:35:03.000 With Jim Carrey.
00:35:05.000 What year was that?
00:35:06.000 Yeah.
00:35:07.000 I'd say mid-90s.
00:35:09.000 Yeah, mid-90s.
00:35:10.000 The first one, I think, came out in, like, 94 or 93.
00:35:14.000 94, yeah.
00:35:15.000 Yeah.
00:35:15.000 So 94, that was around the same time as Pet Detective, actually.
00:35:19.000 I think that was 94.
00:35:20.000 Yeah.
00:35:22.000 And no one wanted Pet Detective.
00:35:24.000 It was going to be a flop.
00:35:25.000 Everyone said, don't go near it, you're a loser.
00:35:28.000 Yeah, that was also 94, same year.
00:35:30.000 Holy shit, he was a busy boy.
00:35:33.000 So then this sort of slapstick guy became the hot thing and they wanted more Jim Carrey's, but there's only one.
00:35:40.000 So they go, what about John Leguizamo?
00:35:43.000 And I had forgotten about this, but I was checking out.
00:35:45.000 I was sort of in a rabbit hole of cringe this morning, and I saw the opening sequence.
00:35:54.000 I might have to send this to you, Ryan.
00:35:55.000 The opening sequence for the movie, The Pest, which was John Leguizamo.
00:36:04.000 He pretends he's Puerto Rican.
00:36:06.000 He's Colombian.
00:36:07.000 Is he?
00:36:08.000 Yeah.
00:36:08.000 What the fuck?
00:36:09.000 He's lying.
00:36:10.000 He's a Colombian aristocrat, too.
00:36:13.000 It's not like he came from the dark streets of Colombia.
00:36:16.000 His parents were like land barons and politicians and mayors and stuff.
00:36:20.000 He's a rich kid from Colombia, but he came in here.
00:36:22.000 He lived in Queens, in Jackson Heights, which isn't Puerto Rican at all.
00:36:26.000 That's all white.
00:36:27.000 That's all cops.
00:36:29.000 Irish people.
00:36:30.000 So his whole Puerto Rican identity is completely fake.
00:36:33.000 He's basically a white dude.
00:36:35.000 Spanish, Colombian, white.
00:36:38.000 Wait, what's this?
00:36:40.000 Oh yeah, this is him in the shower.
00:36:41.000 Wait, go back!
00:36:43.000 No, you gotta show the whole thing!
00:36:45.000 Look at the cool, funky font.
00:36:50.000 I can't use the bathroom because...
00:36:53.000 He's showing you all the different guys he can do.
00:36:57.000 Doesn't that kind of remind you of Ryan?
00:37:15.000 Yeah.
00:37:17.000 I think he just said he was leaving the country or leaving Twitter.
00:37:20.000 There's Ryan.
00:37:20.000 Like who cares?
00:37:28.000 I think he's introducing all the characters that are in this movie too.
00:37:31.000 Probably.
00:37:31.000 Oh, listen to this.
00:37:41.000 He's a stinky vampire and then he farts like ten times.
00:37:44.000 And then it's back to the mobster.
00:37:48.000 It's insane.
00:37:49.000 It's the worst thing ever made.
00:37:52.000 What the fuck?
00:37:54.000 And there's a black guy in the shower with him?
00:37:56.000 Yeah, why are there other people in the shower with you now?
00:37:59.000 Oh, there's two, okay.
00:38:01.000 It's... It's beyond evil.
00:38:11.000 He's the devil, look.
00:38:12.000 He just said it's evil and then he pops up as the devil.
00:38:43.000 Oh my god, I don't know what to do.
00:38:46.000 I can't look away, too.
00:38:52.000 So you liked this when it came out, right Ryan?
00:38:54.000 I remember as a kid I was like, well this is just as insane as I'd like it to be.
00:39:00.000 The pest?
00:39:01.000 Yeah.
00:39:01.000 The pest.
00:39:02.000 Look at that.
00:39:03.000 Like you went to a joke shop and you bought funny teeth and glasses and now you have a funny face.
00:39:10.000 This is beyond juvenile.
00:39:12.000 Yeah, I don't even know what that is.
00:39:14.000 He already did an Asian guy.
00:39:16.000 So this is just like a ghoul?
00:39:19.000 It's like a nerd monster?
00:39:23.000 Oh my god, alright, that's enough of that.
00:39:28.000 Well, I can't stop, so... I can't stop either.
00:39:32.000 What am I supposed to do?
00:39:33.000 What's the plot of this movie?
00:39:35.000 Oh, I know what the plot is.
00:39:36.000 I looked it up.
00:39:37.000 So he owes like 50 grand to the...
00:39:41.000 Scottish Mafia?
00:39:43.000 He does a Scottish accent in this that would make your ears bleed.
00:39:46.000 Cringe.
00:39:47.000 And in order to pay it off he finds these rich people who are willing to pay 50 grand to hunt him.
00:39:54.000 So they hunt him and I think on the run he becomes these various different characters so the rich people that are hunting him can't find him.
00:40:02.000 Something like that.
00:40:06.000 Wow.
00:40:07.000 Alright, um, oh yeah, this is something that I think is worse than, uh, that trailer.
00:40:14.000 Some Crocs.
00:40:15.000 Wearing Crocs is awful, I agree.
00:40:18.000 Whatever happened to your Croc phase?
00:40:19.000 You were just doing that to bother me.
00:40:21.000 No, the summer's over.
00:40:22.000 I've worn them into the summer.
00:40:23.000 But they're a summer shoe, in my opinion.
00:40:25.000 So this is someone who's showing you how to take shitty, fake Dr. Martens and merge them with Crocs.
00:40:33.000 Croctor Martens.
00:40:35.000 Did they say that?
00:40:37.000 I don't think they say that, no.
00:40:38.000 That's crazy.
00:40:39.000 And you can make the worst shoe imaginable.
00:40:44.000 It's spats.
00:40:47.000 You stitch that in.
00:40:50.000 Oh my lord.
00:40:52.000 That's terrible.
00:40:53.000 It gets worse.
00:40:55.000 After you're done stitching it in, now you draw on the burnt crock.
00:40:58.000 You draw some corny flames with markers.
00:41:02.000 With merkers.
00:41:04.000 What the fuck is this?
00:41:07.000 Are people just trying to make me mad?
00:41:12.000 Is God, like, fucking with me?
00:41:16.000 And anyway, that goes on for quite a while.
00:41:18.000 She adds many layers of flames, and then she tie-dyes the laces, and then she adds studs to the side.
00:41:26.000 She glues studs to her... what do you call them?
00:41:29.000 Croc Martens?
00:41:31.000 Yeah, Croctor Martens.
00:41:33.000 Wow.
00:41:35.000 I cannot believe she didn't put Croc Martens in there.
00:41:37.000 That's like...
00:41:38.000 Anyway, we've got a very exciting week coming up with the Nick Oakes interview and a five day non-stop marathon, which I've looked into, is a world record.
00:41:48.000 There have been podcasts that have gone five days, but it's not the same person.
00:41:52.000 So that doesn't count.
00:41:53.000 That's just a TV.
00:41:54.000 That's leaving your TV on.
00:41:56.000 NBC is on 24 hours a day.
00:41:58.000 Is that a marathon?
00:41:59.000 No.
00:41:59.000 It's going to be me sitting here for five days.
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00:42:51.000 Good knuckles.
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