Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 06, 2023


GOML LIVE #177 - HOME INVASION (Part 1)

Topics
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Gavin McInnes
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Sylvia Gavin McGinnis Matty O'Dell Ryan Gavin Tim Dickman Tinkerbell Maddie Drop John Fetterman Trigger Tucker Carlson Bon Scott Lipson Peewee Robin Brian Mcganuspants814 Aditya Sanabria London Bridge Brian Johnson Michelle Copp and 22 more
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Length

53 minutes

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Misogyny

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264

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51

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Rapper Gavin McGinnis and Detective Shitty have a heated debate about ACDC's new song, "Back in Black" and why it's one of the most racist songs in the history of rap. Also, a new segment called "Get Off My Lawn" is now available on Comedy Central's "Live from New York" and it's hosted by Gavin and Matty. Subscribe to Comedy Central and get 10% off your first pack with discount code: CROWN10 at checkout. Get off my lawn is a hip hop and rap mashup that celebrates the life and times of MCs from the 80s, 90s, and early 00s. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends and family about this podcast! CHEERS, JOKES! JUICY CHEEKS! Music: "Back In Black" by Gav & Matty "Get off My Lawn (feat. Gavin)" by Matty & Mattee" by Gavin "Maggie" McGinniss is out now! Thanks for listening and Happy New Year! Love ya'll! xoxo, Jeff Perla and God Bless You! - The Jerks - Jeff Perlmiller & The Jerky Boys Logo by Jeff Perlan Music by Jeff and The Jerk Crew Artwork by Geoff T. & the Jerrells (c) Copyright 2019 by Geoff Perlman Thank you for all rights and permission to use the music by The Jerki Crew by The Crew at The Jerrell Crew ( ) and The Crew Crew ( ) . Thanks to The Crew for the use of our logo by The Good Mr. , The Good, The Bad, the Good, the Bad, The Poor, The Good and The Bad & The Poor ( ) and The Good & The Bad and The Beautiful ( ) is a tribute to The Good Good, and The Great, The Evil, The Working, The Beautiful, The Nasty, The Right, The Wicked, The Great & The Beautiful by Shitty ( ) & The Great ( in honor of Our Lady ( ) . , , and The NUDE ( ) ( ) in this episode ( ) - Thank You for all the support we've got you, Thank You, Shitty & The Beast ( ) for all your Support, Thanks To You, We'll See Us Out There (

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis! 1.00
00:00:50.000 That song is fucking gay. 1.00
00:00:52.000 What? 1.00
00:00:53.000 Rap is gay. 1.00
00:00:57.000 Rap is, I fuck tons of bitches. 1.00
00:01:00.000 I'm a badass. 1.00
00:01:02.000 If you fuck with me, you'll die. 1.00
00:01:04.000 Okay. 1.00
00:01:06.000 We are nervous around black people here in America, so we just go, okay, that's a thing. 1.00
00:01:10.000 But I don't forgive white people talking like that. 0.97
00:01:15.000 You're back in black? 0.98
00:01:18.000 What are you talking about?
00:01:19.000 I'm back!
00:01:22.000 There's nothing gayer than saying, I'm back.
00:01:25.000 Just be back.
00:01:26.000 Just return.
00:01:28.000 Don't say I'm back.
00:01:31.000 And I looked up the lyrics. 0.97
00:01:34.000 They are retarded. 1.00
00:01:37.000 If you want to hang out with me, you have to catch me. 0.99
00:01:41.000 Hey Matty, wanna come to my party?
00:01:43.000 I'm turning 54 in July.
00:01:47.000 Yeah, maybe, if you can catch me.
00:01:49.000 Okay, well, no, I'm not trying to catch you.
00:01:53.000 Here's the address.
00:01:55.000 Here's the address of where we're hanging out.
00:01:57.000 I'm not chasing you and what?
00:01:59.000 How do I catch you?
00:02:00.000 With a net? 1.00
00:02:02.000 Look up the fucking lyrics to the gayest song white people have ever made, Back in Black. 1.00
00:02:09.000 I'm back! 1.00
00:02:10.000 It's almost as bad as Rough Boys.
00:02:12.000 Rough Boys is bad. 1.00
00:02:13.000 I wanna suck and taste you, rough boys, out on the streets. 1.00
00:02:19.000 This is up there with it. 1.00
00:02:19.000 Okay, first of all, you're back. 1.00
00:02:22.000 That's gay, right? 0.99
00:02:24.000 I've been too long, I'm glad to be back. 0.95
00:02:26.000 Alright, that's fine.
00:02:27.000 Like, what did you, you just got out of cancer treatment?
00:02:29.000 Blow it up.
00:02:30.000 Blow up the lyrics.
00:02:32.000 Can't see them very well.
00:02:35.000 So say you went through cancer treatment and you've been away, like L.A.
00:02:40.000 at our bar, right?
00:02:41.000 He got sick for a while.
00:02:43.000 You know what he did when he came back to the bar?
00:02:45.000 He sat at his table, his usual spot.
00:02:48.000 He watched his sports and he had a beer.
00:02:50.000 He didn't go, I'm back! 0.99
00:02:54.000 So it's gay. 0.99
00:02:55.000 I'm just looking at the sky because it's getting me high. 0.99
00:02:59.000 Forget the hearse because I'll never die.
00:03:01.000 What are you, nine?
00:03:03.000 And go down a bit.
00:03:08.000 I'm... Yes, I'm in a bang with a gang.
00:03:12.000 They've got to catch me if they want me to hang.
00:03:14.000 I have to catch you if I want to hang out with you?
00:03:17.000 No, I think if they want to be hung.
00:03:19.000 If they want me to hang. 0.99
00:03:21.000 Because they're like bad rogues. 0.98
00:03:23.000 Yeah.
00:03:24.000 Well, you're wrong about everything, so that's... Well, I know ACDC like the back of my H. So, sorry, what's your two cents here, Detective Shitty? 0.72
00:03:32.000 Like, they want to catch him to be hanged.
00:03:35.000 Don't forget, these are the guys who had to make a jailbreak.
00:03:37.000 Oh, I see, I see.
00:03:38.000 So the police have to catch him if they want to hang him.
00:03:42.000 Oh, I misread that.
00:03:43.000 Okay, you're right.
00:03:44.000 Detective Shitty is right.
00:03:46.000 I thought, like... When it comes to ACDC... If you want to hang out with me, you gotta catch me.
00:03:50.000 So you're right.
00:03:51.000 I was wrong on that one.
00:03:52.000 Thank you.
00:03:53.000 But, like, look at me now.
00:03:56.000 I'm just making my play.
00:03:57.000 Don't try to push your luck.
00:03:58.000 Just get out of my way. 0.99
00:04:01.000 Hey, you guys!
00:04:02.000 Don't try to push your luck.
00:04:03.000 This is a drag queen song. 1.00
00:04:06.000 I'm in the back of a Cadillac.
00:04:09.000 I'm a power pack, you guys.
00:04:11.000 Now, if you think about it, it says, I'm back on the track.
00:04:14.000 Being on the track, as you pointed out earlier, yeah.
00:04:17.000 And he's in the back of a Cadillac.
00:04:20.000 So he must be with a John.
00:04:21.000 Walking back and forth.
00:04:22.000 But imagine someone said to you, hey, I'm a power pack.
00:04:26.000 You'd go, what?
00:04:29.000 You're not a power pack.
00:04:30.000 It's a power pack.
00:04:32.000 You're like a thing with batteries in it.
00:04:36.000 I'm back, you guys.
00:04:39.000 One of their biggest songs?
00:04:39.000 You're never going to catch me.
00:04:42.000 I'm fucking, I'm a power pack. 1.00
00:04:46.000 Well that's better than some of their more racist songs. 1.00
00:04:50.000 What are their more racist songs?
00:04:51.000 Yeah, Highway to Hell.
00:04:53.000 Is that like having to go to Harlem?
00:04:55.000 Well listen to the first line.
00:05:01.000 Let's fast forward a little bit. 0.98
00:05:15.000 Seasoned nigger on a one-way ride? 1.00
00:05:17.000 She's a nigger on a one-way ride. 1.00
00:05:20.000 What does that mean? 0.99
00:05:21.000 I don't know.
00:05:22.000 She's on the highway to hell. 1.00
00:05:23.000 Maybe she's also a prostitute? 1.00
00:05:25.000 She's a nigger on a one-way ride. 1.00
00:05:27.000 He doesn't really enunciate very well. 1.00
00:05:29.000 Let's hear it.
00:05:34.000 It's clear as day.
00:05:37.000 But what does that mean?
00:05:39.000 Ask him.
00:05:39.000 Well, he's dead.
00:05:40.000 How is that different from a person on a one-way ride?
00:05:43.000 Niggardly, in what's the dictionary, means cheap, stingy.
00:05:49.000 I don't think that's what the little guy in the Newsy hat is going for.
00:05:56.000 Back in black?
00:05:57.000 I'm back!
00:05:59.000 They're both songs about blacks. 0.92
00:06:00.000 Calm down.
00:06:04.000 That's one of my favorite bands in the whole wide world.
00:06:06.000 I never realized how lame Back in Black was until today.
00:06:12.000 I heard it on the jukebox and I was like, okay, you're back, you're back, okay.
00:06:17.000 Just sit down and mind your own business.
00:06:20.000 The cops are gonna have to catch me! 1.00
00:06:22.000 Shut the fuck up, Robin. 1.00
00:06:29.000 You know? 1.00
00:06:29.000 It's got a Robin vibe. 1.00
00:06:32.000 You know what's a better song?
00:06:33.000 What?
00:06:34.000 Let me put my love into you, babe.
00:06:36.000 Let me cut your cake with my knife. 1.00
00:06:38.000 Okay, I don't mind that. 1.00
00:06:39.000 It's just retarded 13-year-old, like, fuck references. 1.00
00:06:43.000 That's fine. 1.00
00:06:44.000 Yeah, like big balls. 0.99
00:06:45.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:06:46.000 Big bottom girls too with Queen and stuff. 1.00
00:06:49.000 I don't mind that.
00:06:50.000 Or a whole lot of Rosie. 1.00
00:06:51.000 Just stupid. 1.00
00:06:52.000 It's like PC Boys. 1.00
00:06:54.000 Early shit. 1.00
00:06:55.000 But like, you gotta catch me. 0.99
00:06:57.000 I'm back.
00:06:58.000 Me, me, me.
00:06:59.000 I'm a... Can you imagine anyone telling you they're a power pack?
00:07:03.000 Yeah.
00:07:04.000 I'm a power pack. 1.00
00:07:05.000 Fuck off. 1.00
00:07:06.000 No you're not. 1.00
00:07:07.000 He's a gay libber. 1.00
00:07:09.000 If you call yourself a power pack, you're not a power pack. 1.00
00:07:13.000 No. 0.98
00:07:16.000 Maybe he's a rat packer! 1.00
00:07:20.000 Didn't he drink himself to death? 1.00
00:07:21.000 Is that the same guy?
00:07:22.000 That's Bon Scott.
00:07:23.000 This is Brian Johnson, who replaced him.
00:07:27.000 You can't replace Bon, but... So, Bon Scott's calling himself a power pack.
00:07:32.000 He drank a bottle of Jack and fell asleep in his car and, like, puked himself to death.
00:07:38.000 That's not a power pack.
00:07:39.000 Well, power packs do have to recharge.
00:07:41.000 Sometimes they run out of battery.
00:07:43.000 Batteries freeze in the cold.
00:07:44.000 Yeah.
00:07:46.000 The life of being a pack is that you don't have infinite, you're not plugged in.
00:07:49.000 Did you know in Australia aboriginals will lie on the road because the road is black and it's warm? 1.00
00:07:56.000 And then they'll get run over by cars.
00:07:58.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:08:00.000 Like we complain about our African-Americans. 1.00
00:08:03.000 Abos are a fucking unimaginable mess over in that island. 1.00
00:08:09.000 Anyway, welcome to Get Off My Lawn. 1.00
00:08:12.000 Sorry for all that homophobia and racism out of the gate.
00:08:14.000 Ladies and gentlemen, over on the couch we have nine times married Tim Dickman and ex-state trooper Sylvia, what's your last name again?
00:08:27.000 Aditya Sanabria.
00:08:29.000 Aditya Sanabria.
00:08:31.000 So Sylvia was a state trooper. 1.00
00:08:33.000 She was an NYPD cop for a long time.
00:08:35.000 Then she was a trooper.
00:08:37.000 Never!
00:08:37.000 Never!
00:08:38.000 Tim Dickman is a cock addict who has been married nine times, mostly to black and brown men. 1.00
00:08:46.000 Been in domestic violence situations innumerable times. 0.99
00:08:50.000 I've talked to police in New Rochelle who claim that Tim was a punching bag for his various husbands.
00:08:58.000 TV.
00:08:59.000 I brought that up. 1.00
00:09:00.000 He's a left hooker! 1.00
00:09:01.000 A left hooker! 1.00
00:09:03.000 Actually, let's stop the joke here because I have to say something relevant. 0.99
00:09:07.000 Sylvia, a new Michelle Copp told me that he remembers you and you were a punching bag for your husband. 0.99
00:09:14.000 That's true.
00:09:20.000 I love that.
00:09:21.000 I love when there's an allegation and the person goes, yep, that's what happened.
00:09:28.000 Can I tell why?
00:09:29.000 Like Tucker Carlson, they go, you're at the Daily, what was it?
00:09:33.000 Daily Caller.
00:09:34.000 You don't allow criticism of Fox News because you work at Fox News.
00:09:37.000 And Tucker goes, yep, that's what happened.
00:09:42.000 I can't allow that.
00:09:44.000 They employ me, so I don't.
00:09:45.000 Defend the brand.
00:09:46.000 I don't.
00:09:46.000 I have to defend the brand.
00:09:48.000 Sorry.
00:09:49.000 And of course, we have Matty O'Dell!
00:09:50.000 What's up, everybody?
00:09:51.000 Happy New Year 2023.
00:09:52.000 Happy New Year!
00:09:54.000 Looks like a male model now that he's recovered from his 37 operations. 1.00
00:10:01.000 Yeah, at three this year, last year.
00:10:04.000 Last year, you had three operations.
00:10:06.000 You were invaded by like Tom Cruise.
00:10:09.000 What's that movie where they have the things that check War of the Worlds?
00:10:13.000 You had War of the Worlds things up your groin, going in there, burning your heart.
00:10:18.000 Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss 0.96
00:10:48.000 What'd I say? 0.99
00:10:49.000 You told me once your biggest regret is your addiction to cock. 1.00
00:10:54.000 No, not me. 1.00
00:10:55.000 You got me mixed up with that whore you used to sling mud with. 1.00
00:10:59.000 Sling mud with? 1.00
00:11:00.000 No, you said that you've ruined every marriage you've had with your libido.
00:11:07.000 No, none of my marriages were ruined.
00:11:09.000 I'm just a restless woman.
00:11:13.000 Okay, so what's restless mean?
00:11:15.000 You wanted to go visit Iceland?
00:11:17.000 No, no, no.
00:11:20.000 Always searching.
00:11:21.000 Been searching every which way gonna find him.
00:11:26.000 Been searching.
00:11:27.000 What were you searching for?
00:11:28.000 I can't tell you, baby.
00:11:30.000 You couldn't handle it.
00:11:31.000 Does it start with the word letter C and end with the letter OCH?
00:11:36.000 Letter
00:11:40.000 You're gonna think Sylvia's drunk. 1.00
00:11:43.000 I've been with Sylvia for the past three hours.
00:11:45.000 She's not had one sip of booze.
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00:14:21.000 Did you see John Fetterman being inaugurated?
00:14:23.000 He had no idea what was going on.
00:14:23.000 Yeah.
00:14:26.000 He kept looking off to the right like his eyes were just constantly going to the right to the right to the right.
00:14:31.000 You know when we were young we we read about the monarchy and it was like little lord Fauntleroy and there'd be oh the king of England was 12 in the year 1510 and you were like wow that must have been fucking insane and you'd hear about inbreeding and all these fucking catastrophes and you'd go wow 0.80
00:14:50.000 England in you know medieval times must have been such a mess. 0.96
00:14:54.000 That's the the impetus for fucking The Dragon Show. 0.98
00:15:00.000 We're here. 1.00
00:15:01.000 We have retards running the show. 1.00
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00:15:22.000 Ryan, could you navigate these rubs?
00:15:25.000 They say at the end.
00:15:27.000 You know, I'm going to say yes.
00:15:31.000 Look at your hair.
00:15:35.000 What's wrong?
00:15:36.000 It is a new level of irritating.
00:15:42.000 Okay.
00:15:43.000 I'm Gavin McInnes.
00:15:44.000 I'm a guy, I host this show.
00:15:46.000 I'm a pretty unique dude.
00:15:49.000 Like I'm Scottish, Canadian, grew up in New York sort of recently.
00:15:55.000 Let's, let's take me out of it.
00:15:57.000 Matty O'Dell.
00:15:59.000 You're a dude.
00:16:00.000 That's me.
00:16:01.000 A Scottish dude who grew up in New Rochelle.
00:16:03.000 Yep. 1.00
00:16:04.000 What do you feel when you look at this man's fucking roadkill? 1.00
00:16:09.000 It's, uh, it's tough. 1.00
00:16:11.000 But... Tough.
00:16:14.000 Like, tough.
00:16:15.000 You can horse the water, you can't make him drink, but... I mean, I don't understand what's the endgame.
00:16:21.000 It's gonna get long.
00:16:23.000 Okay, what about today?
00:16:24.000 We're talking, we're asking Matty about what's happening today.
00:16:27.000 Me, personally, if I had that mop, I would put some kind of thing to keep it out of my face.
00:16:34.000 It's out of my face.
00:16:37.000 Yeah, it is this second because I started this discussion, but it was in your face 30 seconds ago.
00:16:42.000 Yeah.
00:16:43.000 Like I don't get, like, that's a popular with young kids.
00:16:47.000 Ex-MIPD cop.
00:16:48.000 He was a state trooper for a while.
00:16:51.000 Tim, don't, don't be, uh, don't think.
00:16:56.000 Just talk from the soul.
00:16:58.000 How do you feel when you see Ryan's hair?
00:17:02.000 Thank you.
00:17:03.000 It's beautiful!
00:17:04.000 It should be in his face.
00:17:06.000 It shows his eyes. 0.98
00:17:18.000 I could kick it back.
00:17:20.000 What does a man know? 0.96
00:17:21.000 A woman knows. 1.00
00:17:23.000 Okay, we'll get to a woman soon. 1.00
00:17:24.000 So that's Tim's point.
00:17:26.000 He has no problem with it, much like Maddie. 1.00
00:17:29.000 Just get it out of your fucking face. 1.00
00:17:31.000 I can kick it back. 1.00
00:17:33.000 And then let's move to a lady. 1.00
00:17:35.000 The lady, I would argue, the female voice of this entire show. 0.83
00:17:42.000 Sylvia, what do you think of his annoying hair? 1.00
00:17:45.000 I think his hair is drop-dead beautiful and he's got the sexiest eyes.
00:17:51.000 Thank you!
00:17:56.000 Has she ever seen me?
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00:18:20.000 Mercedes, you're on the air!
00:18:21.000 Hi, Gavin.
00:18:24.000 Hi, how are you?
00:18:25.000 Well, you're in jail.
00:18:27.000 I'm as well as I possibly can be.
00:18:30.000 Yeah, that's a good way to say it.
00:18:34.000 Your case is coming up January 5th.
00:18:39.000 Yeah, tomorrow I go to court.
00:18:41.000 Tomorrow you go to court.
00:18:43.000 Is it possible there will be any resolution or they'll probably just delay it like they do.
00:18:48.000 Yeah, I mean, I think that's most likely.
00:18:52.000 I mean, I spoke with my attorney and, uh, I mean, it's, uh, you know, we're supposed to go to trial hopefully in the next month.
00:19:04.000 You know, in theory.
00:19:05.000 That's what we're pushing for.
00:19:06.000 What if you go to trial tomorrow morning, they say, yeah, this is a big misunderstanding.
00:19:11.000 You're free to go.
00:19:12.000 Sorry about that.
00:19:13.000 And then they just hand you back your jeans and your sneakers and your t-shirt.
00:19:20.000 Yeah.
00:19:21.000 I don't, you know, I don't know about that.
00:19:22.000 See, the thing is, cause even if they were to, let's say drop the charges, they have five years to pick it back up.
00:19:28.000 Oh my God.
00:19:29.000 Did you know that?
00:19:30.000 Yeah.
00:19:31.000 So even if they drop your case, they can just pick,
00:19:35.000 So if you act too MAGA, because I'm convinced that your trial is based on your political beliefs, then they could punish you by bringing you back into court.
00:19:46.000 Absolutely. 0.98
00:19:47.000 And that's the whole, that's the bullshit matter of it. 0.96
00:19:50.000 So like basically what they can do is they can say, yeah, you know what? 0.93
00:19:53.000 We're going to drop your charges.
00:19:54.000 But guess what?
00:19:55.000 We still have five years to bring you back in.
00:20:00.000 Well, the good news is you being in prison has taught you a lot about the culture of the lower working classes in San Bernardino, California. 1.00
00:20:10.000 And you told me yesterday about these women who purposely do drugs when they're pregnant so they can have handicapped kids because they get more welfare. 1.00
00:20:19.000 Yes, that's true.
00:20:21.000 You get $5,000 a month if you have a disabled child.
00:20:25.000 So you want to have a disabled child. 1.00
00:20:29.000 I think I told you that I'm so... All of you that are celebrating the ban on abortion are stupid. 1.00
00:20:38.000 I'm telling you. 1.00
00:20:38.000 You guys don't get this. 1.00
00:20:40.000 I don't think you understand the culture that America has created. 0.91
00:20:45.000 They're breeding retards to get money from the government. 1.00
00:20:49.000 Yes, intentionally. 0.95
00:20:51.000 And guess what?
00:20:51.000 As long as you do it every two years, the money never stops.
00:20:56.000 That is amazing.
00:20:57.000 Do you know anyone in prison right now who's pregnant and trying to get wasted to help her chances of a handicapped child?
00:21:06.000 Well, no, but I know some that came in that way.
00:21:12.000 Wow.
00:21:13.000 Yeah.
00:21:14.000 This is a real thing.
00:21:18.000 And there's this belief that women wouldn't do that. 0.99
00:21:22.000 Oh, yeah, they do.
00:21:24.000 Absolutely.
00:21:28.000 Unbelievable.
00:21:29.000 All right, we gotta get back to the show.
00:21:30.000 Thank you for calling in, Mercedes.
00:21:32.000 Let's communicate again soon.
00:21:33.000 All right.
00:21:35.000 Love you guys.
00:21:36.000 Bye-bye.
00:21:37.000 Bye.
00:21:41.000 Wow.
00:21:44.000 She's been in jail for three and a half years awaiting trial. 1.00
00:21:49.000 That's not normal, is it, Matty?
00:21:51.000 No, not particularly normal.
00:21:53.000 It's not normal, but it does happen.
00:21:56.000 What's a normal amount of time from you robbed a bank to you are going to jail?
00:22:01.000 12 years.
00:22:02.000 For like a simple case, like 12 to 13 months.
00:22:07.000 Sylvie, you say 12 years.
00:22:08.000 12 years.
00:22:09.000 She means, she means sentence.
00:22:11.000 How do you, are you speaking, are you a sexist, Tim?
00:22:15.000 Huh?
00:22:16.000 Oh, because I'm correcting her?
00:22:17.000 Yeah.
00:22:17.000 You look, you look like A.I.
00:22:19.000 Me.
00:22:21.000 Artificial intelligence.
00:22:22.000 He's not an audio meme.
00:22:24.000 Ryan, is my mic working?
00:22:26.000 Yes.
00:22:26.000 Okay.
00:22:29.000 Sylvia, you seem to know more than Maddie on this subject.
00:22:32.000 Yeah, I do.
00:22:32.000 Maddie's only been in jail a few times.
00:22:33.000 I've had three husbands in prison.
00:22:36.000 117 years.
00:22:37.000 I trust Sylvia more than Maddie on this subject.
00:22:39.000 She's the expert.
00:22:40.000 I've had three husbands in prison.
00:22:43.000 There you go.
00:22:44.000 117 years.
00:22:44.000 So, Sylvia.
00:22:45.000 Yeah.
00:22:46.000 From robbing a bank to being told you gotta do eight years for robbing a bank, what's the general time spread? 1.00
00:22:54.000 No eight years, that's bullshit. 0.98
00:22:56.000 It's more like 12 to 15 years. 0.99
00:23:01.000 So to be clear, so you know what you just said, you get caught robbing a bank
00:23:08.000 Today, in 2023, you will be sentenced in the year 2033, 2033, like 2035.
00:23:17.000 No, hell no.
00:23:21.000 Oh, OK.
00:23:21.000 That's what you just said.
00:23:23.000 You're going to get sentenced relatively quick.
00:23:26.000 Oh, OK.
00:23:27.000 So how quick?
00:23:28.000 Within the year, year and a half.
00:23:30.000 Oh, that sounds somewhat similar to what a gentleman named Matty O'Dell said 30 seconds ago.
00:23:38.000 There's a big difference between robbing a bank, which is a federal charge, and selling drugs.
00:23:46.000 World of difference in two different worlds, okay?
00:23:51.000 Got it.
00:23:51.000 There you have it.
00:23:52.000 Got it, Matty?
00:23:53.000 Got it.
00:23:54.000 And there's a world of difference between a rob and a big. 0.71
00:23:58.000 The difference between a what and a twat? 0.96
00:24:01.000 Okay. 0.89
00:24:02.000 So anyway, you guys know how this show works.
00:24:05.000 It's a very unique show.
00:24:06.000 It's unlike any other show during the week, which is dumb because we use this to showcase the network, which it doesn't showcase the network.
00:24:14.000 No other show is like this during the week.
00:24:17.000 Normally I have a suit on.
00:24:18.000 We go through the news very purposefully. 0.99
00:24:22.000 We explain why we think this is bullshit, why this is clown world, that kind of stuff. 0.96
00:24:28.000 This show isn't like that. 0.99
00:24:29.000 This is getting back in touch with the baby monsters who are people who subscribe.
00:24:34.000 I don't know why I use this free show to showcase the network. 0.89
00:24:39.000 It's dumb of me, but I'm a creative type.
00:24:42.000 I'm not good at business. 1.00
00:24:44.000 I like to get sales dudes to handle that kind of shit. 1.00
00:24:47.000 So what we do on this show is we have Manny O'Dell as the co-host regularly. 0.99
00:24:53.000 We occasionally are blessed with Tim Dickman, the ex NYPD cop and state trooper.
00:24:59.000 We are often blessed with Sylvia, whose health I think has improved drastically since we last saw her.
00:25:08.000 Right?
00:25:09.000 Right on.
00:25:10.000 It's the show that brought my health back.
00:25:12.000 I feel like we're going to get you like the next 10 Thursdays.
00:25:17.000 You're going to get me the next 10 what?
00:25:20.000 Thursdays.
00:25:21.000 Thursdays.
00:25:22.000 You're going to be... More than that.
00:25:24.000 Way more than 10.
00:25:24.000 Okay, 11.
00:25:25.000 No, no 11.
00:25:28.000 That's an unlucky number.
00:25:29.000 And we have several facets to this particular show.
00:25:33.000 We read letters that were sent in to the mailbag at, what's it called?
00:25:39.000 Mailbag at goml.com?
00:25:41.000 At censored.tv.
00:25:43.000 Mailbag at censored.tv?
00:25:45.000 Is that what we?
00:25:46.000 I got a quick question.
00:25:47.000 Hold on a sec there, babe.
00:25:50.000 Okay.
00:25:51.000 It is mailbag at censored.tv, so we answer those emails.
00:25:55.000 We have the Super Chat that Ryan just pulled up.
00:25:58.000 The Super Chat, you pay money to leave a message.
00:26:02.000 You can just leave any random message for five bucks.
00:26:04.000 If you leave a message for a hundred bucks, a hundred percent, we will read it.
00:26:09.000 And all of this money at the top goes to Max and John, who were two proud boys that did four years for beating up Antifa, even though Antifa started the fight.
00:26:22.000 So that pisses us off and we're trying to maintain some sort of justice here.
00:26:27.000 And then we also take calls, phone calls.
00:26:32.000 It took me four hours, three log comments, and 67,000 chat questions to figure out how to do this.
00:26:39.000 This year, I'm not sending $500 because I sent all my money to Joshua Cash.
00:26:45.000 You need a button for $250.
00:26:47.000 Now I have to do this 1,112 times, uh, two more times.
00:26:55.000 This is hard because I'm a boomer. 0.99
00:26:57.000 Think of the olds, damn it! 1.00
00:27:00.000 Okay. 1.00
00:27:01.000 Okay.
00:27:01.000 Here's my second print of $100.
00:27:03.000 Now I just have to type all of this stuff in one more time.
00:27:08.000 Get a $250 button, please.
00:27:09.000 We read those last week?
00:27:11.000 Yes.
00:27:12.000 I must have been drunk.
00:27:17.000 I did it!
00:27:18.000 Okay Mr. Gavin, he goes on.
00:27:20.000 Austin, rates are rising.
00:27:22.000 Ryan Gavin, share more research on your show.
00:27:26.000 And then Dickman, why do you think Kohlberger killed those people in Idaho?
00:27:32.000 Gavin Ryan, what's the best boxing combo for fighting off a knife attack? 0.67
00:27:39.000 He enjoys killing for the sake of killing.
00:27:42.000 Gavin, why do you stick the fuzz next to me?
00:27:46.000 Why do I stick the what next to you?
00:27:48.000 The ex-police next to me.
00:27:51.000 Oh, you don't like cops?
00:27:53.000 No comment. 1.00
00:27:56.000 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:27:57.000 Uh, Tim, I think it would be appropriate for you to leave. 0.99
00:28:00.000 No, I have the greatest respect from the Marinette Police.
00:28:05.000 They're like ambassadors of goodwill.
00:28:07.000 In general, do I like police?
00:28:09.000 Hell no.
00:28:10.000 I love them.
00:28:11.000 Do I respect them?
00:28:12.000 Yes.
00:28:12.000 What do you think of the State Police?
00:28:14.000 Can I give you a tip?
00:28:15.000 The State Police?
00:28:16.000 Arm your desires. 0.99
00:28:17.000 Attack him right now. 1.00
00:28:20.000 Punch him. 1.00
00:28:21.000 No. 0.99
00:28:23.000 No, I'm joking. 1.00
00:28:24.000 Punch him in the face. 1.00
00:28:26.000 Without police, it would be a wild jungle. 1.00
00:28:29.000 Look, he's all relaxed.
00:28:29.000 His hands are down.
00:28:30.000 Fucking get him. 1.00
00:28:35.000 Get him. 1.00
00:28:36.000 Huh?
00:28:37.000 Oh.
00:28:37.000 He's not going to fight back.
00:28:39.000 Get him?
00:28:40.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:41.000 Attack him. 0.99
00:28:42.000 And do what with him? 1.00
00:28:43.000 Punch him in the face. 1.00
00:28:45.000 No. 1.00
00:28:45.000 Never. 1.00
00:28:47.000 This is a season of love and mercy.
00:28:52.000 Okay. 1.00
00:28:52.000 You could get revenge on all the fucking pigs who fucked you over. 1.00
00:28:55.000 No, I leave revenge to the almighty God. 1.00
00:29:00.000 So you're saying Tim is going to hell?
00:29:02.000 Hell no! 1.00
00:29:04.000 But Gavin, you're a tempting pig! 1.00
00:29:11.000 I hate him too, Sylvia. 1.00
00:29:13.000 That's why he's there.
00:29:14.000 I keep putting him in dangerous situations so someone will hurt him eventually.
00:29:19.000 I got your back, Tim.
00:29:20.000 In my life, I tried to murder three, two people.
00:29:23.000 Whoa.
00:29:25.000 Three, two people.
00:29:27.000 Who did you try to murder?
00:29:28.000 That's six.
00:29:29.000 My mother and one of my ex-husbands.
00:29:34.000 Wait, you tried to murder your mother?
00:29:36.000 Yes. 0.97
00:29:37.000 How?
00:29:39.000 Strangle her. 0.94
00:29:40.000 What'd she do?
00:29:42.000 She provoked me.
00:29:43.000 In what sense?
00:29:45.000 Give us more detail.
00:29:46.000 I wanted to help her around the house and she wouldn't let me.
00:29:50.000 So it made me feel useless.
00:29:52.000 I got angry and I looked at Joker. 0.56
00:29:57.000 Did you put your fingers around her neck? 1.00
00:29:59.000 Fuckin' A. Whoa. 1.00
00:30:01.000 So you were trying to sweep. 0.99
00:30:02.000 She said, don't bother.
00:30:03.000 It's fine.
00:30:04.000 And you started to strangle her.
00:30:08.000 She didn't want me to be useful. 0.98
00:30:11.000 She enjoyed me being useless. 1.00
00:30:14.000 What a bitch. 1.00
00:30:15.000 And how did you, like, how did this strangling end? 1.00
00:30:20.000 My sister, my mother pulled my hands off her neck. 1.00
00:30:25.000 Cause my mother was physically stronger than me. 0.51
00:30:28.000 And my sister called the police.
00:30:31.000 And they stuck me in a nut factory for 18 months.
00:30:36.000 18 months you were in a nut factory.
00:30:38.000 Committed.
00:30:40.000 What was that called?
00:30:41.000 Planters?
00:30:42.000 Pilgrim State Hospital.
00:30:45.000 Where was that?
00:30:47.000 Out in Long Island.
00:30:49.000 What year was this?
00:30:52.000 I was 18.
00:30:52.000 18!
00:30:53.000 Did the black rock band invite you on tour when you were 18?
00:31:03.000 No, when I was 18, I went to Florida.
00:31:07.000 No, but you were 18, you saw a bunch of black rockers, I don't know what the band was called, maybe Deaths, and they said, yo man, you gotta come on tour with us.
00:31:17.000 And you're like, yes, no problem.
00:31:19.000 Oh, oh, oh yeah.
00:31:20.000 Yeah, they wanted, they
00:31:25.000 In Manhattan, it was called the wagon wheel.
00:31:29.000 It was a night spot where you danced and drank, okay?
00:31:33.000 So I went from all the boroughs, the 18-year-old, 18 to 21, we'd go there and twist.
00:31:41.000 That was the time.
00:31:43.000 Let's twist again like we did last summer.
00:31:47.000 Let's twist again like we did last year.
00:31:49.000 Yeah, so when you say rock, I think of like, Motorhead, but you're talking about like,
00:31:54.000 Rock and roll.
00:31:55.000 The 50s. 1.00
00:31:55.000 They had suits on and shit. 1.00
00:31:57.000 Doo-wop. 1.00
00:31:57.000 Doo-wop. 1.00
00:31:58.000 They're like, hey, I'm a rock and roll band.
00:32:00.000 I would do the twist.
00:32:01.000 Doo-wop. 1.00
00:32:03.000 Right.
00:32:03.000 Yeah, 61 years ago she was 18.
00:32:06.000 So why didn't you pursue that?
00:32:08.000 Why didn't you go on tour with them?
00:32:10.000 I said to my mother, I want to go, they want me as their dancer. 0.91
00:32:14.000 My mother said, they're all black men, they're all musicians, you'll be the youngest member of the team, and the only young female, they'll probably look to sex you up. 1.00
00:32:27.000 So I don't advise you to go. 0.99
00:32:28.000 I said, okay, Ma, I'll stay home or I'll go to Israel. 0.96
00:32:33.000 They came and interviewed me to live on a kibbutz in Israel.
00:32:37.000 My mother said, Sylvia, when you get, I'll pay you half pay it to Israel, but if you don't like it, I'm not paying your way back. 0.98
00:32:46.000 So I said, I'll stay in good old motherfucking New York. 0.99
00:32:51.000 And then tried to kill her mom. 1.00
00:32:52.000 And then you strangled her. 0.92
00:32:53.000 Yeah.
00:32:53.000 Can you show us the twist?
00:32:55.000 Did I what?
00:32:56.000 Can you show us the twist?
00:32:59.000 Of course.
00:33:00.000 Oh boy.
00:33:03.000 A little bit of a fatal attraction there.
00:33:07.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:33:13.000 Holy smokes! 0.93
00:33:19.000 I would like that behind me if I was in a black band. 0.97
00:33:24.000 Anyway, so that's what goes on on the couch.
00:33:27.000 And then we take calls.
00:33:30.000 Ten dollars a month to watch Censor.TV.
00:33:32.000 There's a million shows.
00:33:34.000 I don't think you should watch all of these shows.
00:33:37.000 If you pay ten dollars a month and you're like, I need more content.
00:33:44.000 You need to get a life.
00:33:45.000 It's probably what, like four hour, five hours a day?
00:33:49.000 I was too much of indecence.
00:33:51.000 You should not be watching this for five hours a day.
00:33:53.000 So don't worry.
00:33:54.000 When we started this, I was reluctant to say new content every day because it was just me and it was like an hour and a half a day.
00:34:00.000 But now it's hundreds of hours.
00:34:03.000 So and all the archives and everything.
00:34:06.000 So, yeah, be careful.
00:34:09.000 Enough.
00:34:10.000 Be careful what you wish for.
00:34:12.000 You know why Gavin is such a rarity?
00:34:15.000 Why?
00:34:15.000 I pulled you out of the archives from Egypt.
00:34:20.000 You're the only Irish Welsh Scotsman from Egypt.
00:34:25.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:34:26.000 Gavin was the one who told the Pharaoh, move the fuck over now or I'll tomb you. 1.00
00:34:32.000 They somehow reconciled me with their stupidity. 1.00
00:34:40.000 Anyway, so let's start taking some calls and then we will X the non-payers and go behind the paywall. 1.00
00:34:52.000 All right.
00:34:53.000 Well, this is all free.
00:34:55.000 Turn your Mikeys round and round. 0.75
00:34:57.000 It's time to get those callers down.
00:34:59.000 718-400-6959.
00:34:59.000 Thanks for calling thing, dude.
00:35:05.000 Yeah.
00:35:07.000 Is that London Bridges all fall down? 1.00
00:35:10.000 You're nothing but a big clown? 1.00
00:35:12.000 Hey! 1.00
00:35:13.000 Hey! 0.99
00:35:14.000 You are on the air.
00:35:15.000 I'm here to have a conversation. 1.00
00:35:17.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00
00:35:19.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00
00:35:22.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?
00:35:24.000 You have one thing.
00:35:25.000 Thank you for calling.
00:35:26.000 It was great hearing from you.
00:35:28.000 Bye bye!
00:35:29.000 Alright, next call.
00:35:32.000 We're back.
00:35:34.000 Thanks for calling.
00:35:36.000 That's a good jam.
00:35:37.000 Thanks for the memories.
00:35:39.000 Hello gays, female cops in my hometown this is called. 1.00
00:35:42.000 Uh, this is the first time police have shot a suspect in around 20 years in my yuppie white hometown of Saratoga Springs. 0.97
00:35:51.000 It's a female cop and she almost shoots her partner in the action. 1.00
00:35:56.000 But all I'm thinking is why did we put woman in gunfights to begin with? 1.00
00:36:00.000 Now, um, we're very pro-cop on this show.
00:36:04.000 We're pretty anti-female cop. 1.00
00:36:07.000 Can you be both?
00:36:09.000 I think so.
00:36:09.000 Oh, yes.
00:36:12.000 What do you think of female cops, Dickman? 1.00
00:36:14.000 I think they're great.
00:36:16.000 Um, you know, they have, they're good at doing investigations.
00:36:20.000 They're fine when they get promoted, but on the street?
00:36:23.000 Oh, hell, they're great on the street.
00:36:25.000 Have you ever had a female partner?
00:36:26.000 They got fire in their belly!
00:36:29.000 Yeah, I have. 0.97
00:36:31.000 So it's you and a female cop and you pull over some giant black dude who probably has a gun in the car. 0.98
00:36:39.000 You're shitting your pants because now you have two things to worry about. 0.97
00:36:42.000 You try not to do much when you have a female partner. 1.00
00:36:44.000 I didn't have a steady female partner. 0.98
00:36:46.000 You just lay low that night.
00:36:48.000 Really?
00:36:49.000 Think about what you'd think about!
00:36:50.000 Nothing against them.
00:36:52.000 A lot of the investigators and the detectives, they do fine work.
00:36:52.000 They're great.
00:36:56.000 I'm not talking about investigators.
00:36:58.000 I know, I just gotta at least say that.
00:37:00.000 But you're already done.
00:37:01.000 You're retired.
00:37:02.000 No one's gonna take your pension away.
00:37:04.000 I have female friends that are still cops. 1.00
00:37:07.000 Say it now. 1.00
00:37:08.000 Your female friends that are still cops suck. 1.00
00:37:12.000 What got in his way with female cops is his Methuselah beard. 1.00
00:37:17.000 Yeah.
00:37:19.000 I can't tell you how many cops I've talked to where they're like, I don't know, we would get to a situation and I could tell she was itching to prove herself.
00:37:28.000 So I'd be like, part of me would be like, okay, we got to calm her down.
00:37:32.000 The whole thing is the male cops escalate and the female police percolate. 0.99
00:37:59.000 Percolate?
00:38:00.000 Percolate?
00:38:01.000 They make coffee?
00:38:03.000 No, they boil, baby.
00:38:05.000 They boil and bubble.
00:38:06.000 So this is from a month ago.
00:38:08.000 We've got a woman, Trigger.
00:38:11.000 I don't even think they're Trigger happy. 0.99
00:38:13.000 They're fucking Trigger freaking out. 0.99
00:38:20.000 Drop the gun! 1.00
00:38:22.000 Drop the gun! 0.98
00:38:24.000 Drop the gun! 0.98
00:38:26.000 Drop the gun! 0.98
00:38:27.000 She's delirious. 0.85
00:38:28.000 Drop the gun! 0.98
00:38:29.000 Drop the gun! 0.98
00:38:31.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:38:31.000 Oh! 0.71
00:38:31.000 I'm sorry. 0.71
00:38:31.000 I mean, that seemed... Did he have a gun? 0.71
00:38:45.000 I don't know.
00:38:46.000 I can't really see what's happening there.
00:38:47.000 That was a close call there when the guy ran in front.
00:38:52.000 But the way she screamed, like she's in frantic menopause.
00:38:57.000 That's a good name for a band.
00:38:58.000 We have calls.
00:38:59.000 They're piling up.
00:38:59.000 Alright, let's take a call.
00:39:01.000 Alright.
00:39:09.000 Hello?
00:39:10.000 Are you there?
00:39:11.000 Hello?
00:39:13.000 You take it slow.
00:39:14.000 You take it slow.
00:39:16.000 But controlling adrenaline is a uniquely male skill.
00:39:23.000 You take it slow so you don't blow.
00:39:25.000 That's right.
00:39:27.000 Brian Mcganuspants814.
00:39:29.000 Go ahead 814.
00:39:31.000 Hey guys, how's it going?
00:39:33.000 Yo.
00:39:36.000 Hey, so I got a really shitty Christmas present over the break. 0.70
00:39:40.000 What was it? 0.98
00:39:41.000 What'd you get, AIDS?
00:39:43.000 A cancer diagnosis.
00:39:45.000 Oh. 1.00
00:39:45.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:39:47.000 My joke became real. 1.00
00:39:50.000 I got a colon cancer diagnosis and it looks like we caught it in time, it didn't spread anywhere.
00:39:56.000 And they just have to determine whether they're just going to cut it out or send me to chemo first.
00:40:03.000 But I should be okay.
00:40:08.000 I'm a big fan.
00:40:10.000 My wife and I are big fans.
00:40:11.000 Part of our lives.
00:40:14.000 Positive thoughts my way.
00:40:15.000 I appreciate it.
00:40:17.000 Thanks for calling.
00:40:18.000 Let's do it, folks. 0.98
00:40:19.000 Positive vibes to that caller's anus. 1.00
00:40:23.000 Colon cancer sucks. 1.00
00:40:26.000 Cancer sucks. 1.00
00:40:32.000 Zoom in! 1.00
00:40:33.000 Positive anal vibes. 0.99
00:40:38.000 Gavin, you're too good at that. 0.99
00:40:41.000 What's up?
00:40:42.000 Well, that's what I do with my kids.
00:40:43.000 Every night, I do a force field.
00:40:45.000 You start at the feet, and you go... You learned that from your puppy dog.
00:40:54.000 And you go... At the end, by their neck.
00:40:56.000 It's a decompression.
00:40:57.000 That vacuum seals the force field to the body, and now they can move around at night and not worry about the force field, like, not working.
00:41:04.000 And it prevents monsters and bad dreams.
00:41:07.000 I'm tired.
00:41:10.000 Next call.
00:41:11.000 Next call.
00:41:12.000 I hereby give your colon a force field. 0.89
00:41:14.000 What's going on?
00:41:19.000 How you doing?
00:41:21.000 So I sent you an email trying to get married as a subject title.
00:41:26.000 So I'm trying to convince this 32 year old to marry me.
00:41:30.000 She lives in California.
00:41:32.000 I'm in Colorado. 0.98
00:41:33.000 I'm 27 and I just recently turned her into a baby monster. 1.00
00:41:37.000 So I was hoping
00:41:40.000 You could give her some words to help her before she turns into a full spinster. 1.00
00:41:46.000 You want me to show these publicly, sir?
00:41:50.000 Can we show the pics?
00:41:54.000 I sent you two pics of us.
00:41:55.000 Yeah, can we show them?
00:41:58.000 Oh yeah, go ahead.
00:41:59.000 Okay.
00:42:00.000 Here's what you gotta do, dude.
00:42:01.000 Avoid democracy.
00:42:04.000 Just like we're getting married.
00:42:05.000 Oh, I tried.
00:42:07.000 I've said it.
00:42:08.000 Right.
00:42:08.000 So you get down on one knee, you give her the ring.
00:42:10.000 If she says no, you go, yeah, actually it's yes.
00:42:14.000 Put the ring on.
00:42:15.000 All right.
00:42:16.000 Just marry her, knock her up, like make the baby. 1.00
00:42:19.000 Stop. 0.98
00:42:20.000 The worst thing we ever did was listen to women. 1.00
00:42:24.000 Stop listening to them.
00:42:26.000 This is not up to her.
00:42:27.000 She doesn't have a voice.
00:42:28.000 She doesn't want, she doesn't want to have a choice.
00:42:32.000 If you want to hear her voice, I gave her your phone number in that email.
00:42:34.000 If you want to give her a call.
00:42:37.000 Okay, let's try it.
00:42:39.000 Here, I'll call her on this.
00:42:41.000 All right, so we have to drop you and then we'll call him.
00:42:43.000 Her, excuse me. 0.98
00:42:46.000 We're doing it.
00:42:47.000 Wait, let me call.
00:42:50.000 Okay.
00:42:52.000 I mean, dude, she should be happy.
00:42:52.000 She's 32.
00:42:55.000 She got a young buck.
00:42:58.000 27, five year difference.
00:42:59.000 Yeah, that's a big difference at that age.
00:43:01.000 32 is the end.
00:43:06.000 Are you calling her, Ryan?
00:43:07.000 Yep.
00:43:07.000 It rings silently, but we are calling her right now.
00:43:10.000 It rings silent.
00:43:12.000 Can I get a budge?
00:43:13.000 Sure.
00:43:19.000 I had a great idea for a tattoo.
00:43:20.000 Did I tell you this? 0.99
00:43:22.000 Old school shitty like skull that looks like it was done in prison, right? 0.98
00:43:28.000 But there's a skinny fancy little baby snake that goes in and out of it, but it like breaks the seal of the frame of the old school prison. 0.98
00:43:38.000 Call has been forwarded to an automated.
00:43:39.000 I hate that.
00:43:41.000 I don't like losing.
00:43:42.000 Sir, we tried to call her.
00:43:43.000 I told her to be ready for a call, but hey,
00:43:53.000 I'll tell her it's not an option anymore.
00:43:53.000 I'll let her know.
00:43:56.000 But Matty, thanks for joining my Facebook group, man.
00:43:58.000 Oh yeah, no problem.
00:44:01.000 Alright, thanks dude.
00:44:02.000 Bye.
00:44:03.000 Alright, have a good one guys.
00:44:20.000 I don't drink water.
00:44:22.000 Maybe water.
00:44:24.000 I wish I had Pepsi or Coke, but I don't.
00:44:28.000 Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice message system.
00:44:31.000 All right, next call. 0.97
00:44:31.000 That sucked. 0.97
00:44:33.000 All right. 0.94
00:44:34.000 All righty. 1.00
00:44:35.000 We got a fucking... Who do we got? 1.00
00:44:38.000 206. 1.00
00:44:38.000 Hey, Gavin. 1.00
00:44:38.000 Hey, man. 1.00
00:44:39.000 What's going on?
00:44:42.000 Hey, so this question's for Dickman and Matty.
00:44:44.000 Sure.
00:44:44.000 So, if there... Great, I'm gonna answer this.
00:44:46.000 Hypothetically, right, there is a home invasion, okay? 0.99
00:44:50.000 Well, it's kind of difficult if you shoot him in the back.
00:44:55.000 I'm not 100% of the law.
00:44:57.000 I don't believe New York has a... I mean, I know it has the Castle Doctrine where
00:45:16.000 The home is the only place where you don't have to retreat, but if you shot him in the back he was turning away from you so he didn't pose a threat.
00:45:26.000 That would be my understanding of it. 1.00
00:45:29.000 That homer is just always fucked. 0.99
00:45:30.000 Because I had a buddy of mine, a guy broke into his house and he beat him in the head with a bat and killed him and he got charged and went away for manslaughter. 1.00
00:45:42.000 Gotcha.
00:45:43.000 Yeah, kind of a no-win situation.
00:45:45.000 Yeah, it's a tough one. 0.99
00:45:47.000 Shooting him in the back is kind of tough. 0.97
00:45:49.000 Unless he had a weapon he was pointing at you as he was fleeing. 0.98
00:45:51.000 A lot of it has to do with the jurisdiction you're into.
00:45:55.000 Florida, stand your ground.
00:45:56.000 You might be able to get away with it in New York.
00:45:58.000 Yeah, Florida, stand your ground.
00:45:59.000 Texas, you're good.
00:45:59.000 You're good.
00:46:01.000 New York, I mean it does have the castle doctrine because any other time in New York if you carry a concealed weapon or it's your responsibility to flee and avoid the situation.
00:46:14.000 Except for in your home.
00:46:15.000 That's why they call it the Castle Dock.
00:46:17.000 Yeah, and you're in your home.
00:46:18.000 I mean it all it's all gonna come down to how you articulate what exactly what happened so before the cops that get there.
00:46:23.000 I remember when you take the pistol permit.
00:46:28.000 The guy goes make sure there's one story.
00:46:31.000 Yeah, yeah, you pulled the trigger and a guy turned to run.
00:46:34.000 It was all happened kind of all at once and you know the bullet hit him in the back.
00:46:38.000 I mean you got to articulate your story well.
00:46:42.000 Yeah, make sure there's one story.
00:46:44.000 Drag him into the house.
00:46:46.000 So you gotta have a good fictional story.
00:46:51.000 Have you ever been robbed in your home, Sylvia?
00:46:58.000 No, never.
00:46:59.000 Your home's never been robbed?
00:47:02.000 Oh, I had a roommate live with me rob me.
00:47:07.000 I could have had him locked up, but the cops told... What about you, Dickman?
00:47:07.000 Okay.
00:47:11.000 Has your home ever been robbed?
00:47:13.000 No.
00:47:14.000 Not your parents' house?
00:47:14.000 Never in your life?
00:47:15.000 Nothing?
00:47:16.000 No.
00:47:17.000 I live in the sticks.
00:47:18.000 What about you, Matty?
00:47:19.000 Has it ever been bigged?
00:47:20.000 Not any of my homes.
00:47:22.000 My mother's apartment was robbed once.
00:47:24.000 By who?
00:47:25.000 I don't know.
00:47:26.000 They never found out who.
00:47:27.000 I've been robbed a million times.
00:47:29.000 Your home?
00:47:31.000 When I was a kid, our home got broken into.
00:47:34.000 They opened the sliding door somehow. 0.98
00:47:36.000 They took like our VCR or some bullshit. 1.00
00:47:39.000 Drug addicts. 1.00
00:47:41.000 This is in the suburbs of Kanata, Ontario.
00:47:45.000 And then in Manhattan, when I lived in the Lower East Side on Ludlow above Max Fish, some Puerto Ricans came in through down the fire escape.
00:47:54.000 I guess I left the window open.
00:47:55.000 They came in there and they stole my stereo.
00:48:00.000 You know what they did?
00:48:00.000 They pulled all the pictures down off the walls and they went through all my ice cream, which was like two things, whatever.
00:48:07.000 People hide valuables.
00:48:08.000 Because the old Puerto Rican woman would hide their money behind pictures and in ice cream. 1.00
00:48:13.000 Yeah.
00:48:14.000 Lalo used to be a rough, rough area.
00:48:16.000 Yeah.
00:48:17.000 And when the cops came by, luckily I was smart enough to have apartment insurance, so everything was covered.
00:48:22.000 But when the cops came by, they're like, yeah, someone must have come down from the front.
00:48:28.000 And I go, let's stop saying someone.
00:48:30.000 It was a Puerto Rican junkie. 1.00
00:48:34.000 And they go, well, there's no evidence of that.
00:48:37.000 And that's kind of offensive.
00:48:39.000 Those are Puerto Ricans, Mrs. Conte. 0.86
00:48:41.000 They thought it was funny that I knew who it was.
00:48:44.000 And I'm like, they're looking in ice cream.
00:48:46.000 They're used to robbing Puerto Ricans, right? 1.00
00:48:48.000 If they're risking their lives to steal money, they're looking for money for heroin. 0.99
00:48:53.000 These are Puerto Rican junkies. 1.00
00:48:57.000 You're not going to find them either.
00:48:58.000 And the cop goes, you're right.
00:49:02.000 They were probably Puerto Rican junkies, and you're right, we're not going to find them, but know this. 1.00
00:49:06.000 This guy's going to keep doing this, and he's going to get caught, he's going to cross the wrong person, he's going to fuck up, and he's going to die. 1.00
00:49:16.000 The brown people are leaving! 1.00
00:49:17.000 We're so excited! 1.00
00:49:18.000 Go brown people, go! 1.00
00:49:19.000 Don't come home! 0.99
00:49:22.000 So he was like, you're going to get your revenge.
00:49:25.000 And there was a story around that time of this dude who was robbing apartments and he jumped, I don't know, from fire escape to fire escape in the Lower East Side. 0.98
00:49:35.000 He fucking fell dead covered in leaves. 0.93
00:49:40.000 They didn't find him until the smell got so bad. 1.00
00:49:42.000 They eventually found this bloated Puerto Rican junkie just like under a pile of leaves in those 1.00
00:49:50.000 Those disgusting... In the Lower East Side, there's these sort of like... I guess it was built to be a little courtyard, and maybe it was one day, but it just became a place where people throw their garbage out. 0.58
00:50:02.000 So there's just piles of fucking disgusting garbage in someone's courtyard. 0.99
00:50:09.000 And it's like a 50 by 15 space. 1.00
00:50:11.000 So, did you not think that that's gonna start to stink, you fucking morons? 1.00
00:50:17.000 Well, look at the area. 1.00
00:50:20.000 What a literal garbage heap the Lower East Side is. 0.98
00:50:23.000 The Lower East Homicide. 0.99
00:50:24.000 I don't know.
00:50:26.000 My grandfather lived on the Lower East Side when he came to this country from Russia.
00:50:31.000 He never got robbed.
00:50:33.000 That was in 1900.
00:50:36.000 Literally.
00:50:37.000 About 1923.
00:50:37.000 Have you ever been robbed, Ryan?
00:50:44.000 Like home robbed?
00:50:46.000 No.
00:50:47.000 Never in your entire life has your property been broken into and anyone took anything.
00:50:54.000 That's correct.
00:50:55.000 That's the co-op in the Bronx.
00:50:58.000 Yes.
00:50:58.000 That's upstate New York.
00:50:59.000 It's an apartment building.
00:51:01.000 So it's hard to rob an apartment building.
00:51:05.000 No.
00:51:06.000 No?
00:51:08.000 I've had people go through my car in my driveway.
00:51:10.000 Yeah.
00:51:11.000 Leave the doors open.
00:51:12.000 Rightful for change. 1.00
00:51:14.000 Yeah, what a dumb thing to do. 0.98
00:51:16.000 I've had jackets stolen off bar seats. 0.98
00:51:19.000 I haven't locked my car in a while. 1.00
00:51:20.000 I'm like, please take this shit in there. 0.99
00:51:23.000 I got blankets. 1.00
00:51:23.000 They left the laptop. 1.00
00:51:25.000 They just look for change.
00:51:27.000 They left the laptop, my Oakley sunglasses.
00:51:31.000 Unbelievable.
00:51:34.000 My house growing up from 76 to
00:51:39.000 I think 2014 was never locked.
00:51:42.000 Well, it had pitbulls in it. 1.00
00:51:43.000 Yeah, multiple.
00:51:45.000 No one's robbing pitbulls.
00:51:48.000 Those are thieves worst fears.
00:51:50.000 All right. 1.00
00:51:50.000 Um, that's enough free shit. 1.00
00:51:56.000 Let's get behind the paywall where we can swear and be rude. 1.00
00:52:00.000 We've had enough of you freeloaders. 1.00
00:52:02.000 This is out, I don't even know, do you put this on all the different podcast things?
00:52:06.000 I sure do.
00:52:07.000 You can get it on GabTV, Rumble, BitChute.
00:52:11.000 What about the audio?
00:52:12.000 Is the audio on like Apple TV?
00:52:14.000 Spotify. 0.98
00:52:15.000 Yep, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, fucking Lipson, whatever you need. 0.98
00:52:20.000 Anywhere that podcasts are, that's where we are. 0.99
00:52:23.000 Really?
00:52:23.000 Every single week?
00:52:25.000 Yep.
00:52:26.000 How do you do that?
00:52:27.000 You unload it to one spot and it unloads it to the other?
00:52:30.000 Yes, but via Lipson, but the videos are a little more complicated.
00:52:33.000 You have to go through and if you'll notice that the What's it called the the gab TV ones are only a half hour because that's the maximum That's the maximum time it takes.
00:52:44.000 How many views do they get?
00:52:45.000 Think about a total waste of time to me.
00:52:55.000 Really?
00:52:57.000 Quarter mil? 0.99
00:52:59.000 What the fuck are you people talking about over there? 0.93
00:53:02.000 We're talking about when I did the show Tinkerbell was still alive. 0.99
00:53:07.000 You miss Tinkerbell.
00:53:09.000 I'll always miss her.
00:53:10.000 My only consolation is I'll see her in heaven.
00:53:15.000 All dogs go to heaven.
00:53:16.000 Possibly.
00:53:18.000 Uh, I think Sylvia's two, the hardest things for her for 2022 were losing Tinkerbell and having a cigarette. 0.94
00:53:29.000 That's why I've switched to crack.
00:53:32.000 A crack in my head, a crack in the door.
00:53:34.000 So don't smoke and you'll get over Tinkerbell.
00:53:37.000 You got a new dog now.
00:53:39.000 That blind chihuahua.
00:53:40.000 What's her name?
00:53:41.000 Peewee.
00:53:42.000 Peewee's a boy. 1.00
00:53:43.000 He ain't no faggot. 1.00
00:53:45.000 Okay, sorry. 1.00
00:53:47.000 I don't mean to imply your blind chihuahua is a fag. 1.00
00:53:51.000 Alright folks, we're going behind the paywall now. 0.99
00:53:53.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.