Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #179 - A MILLION A MONTH (part 1)

00:00:09.000 The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass.

00:00:12.000 The Cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass.

00:00:15.000 The score is with the captain, she is tight against the tree.

00:00:19.000 She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need. 0.60

00:00:22.000 She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep.

00:00:25.000 And he waits to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hat.

00:00:29.000 And David Crockett rides around and says it's called for cats, it's called for cats.

00:00:43.000 Welcome to another episode of Jew I'm Alive.

00:00:46.000 That was Squeeze, Cool 4 Cats.

00:00:49.000 Wonderful band.

00:00:50.000 Blew up in the 70s.

00:00:51.000 Everyone thought they were going to be the new Beatles.

00:00:54.000 Heir to the Lennon and McCartney throne, they said.

00:00:57.000 And then... Nothing happened.

00:01:00.000 They faded away.

00:01:02.000 They were not the heir to any throne.

00:01:04.000 They pulled some muscles from a shell.

00:01:07.000 Was that them too?

00:01:08.000 They're pulling muscles from a shell.

00:01:10.000 Squeeze?

00:01:11.000 Oh, they had two hits.

00:01:12.000 Yeah.

00:01:12.000 Are you sure, Ryan?

00:01:13.000 Yeah.

00:01:15.000 Black coffee in bed?

00:01:17.000 That one I think you're making up.

00:01:20.000 Mattie looks a little blurry.

00:01:21.000 He looks pretty sharp.

00:01:24.000 He looks 1% blurry to me.

00:01:25.000 You know, his arm is more in focus than his face.

00:01:27.000 That's right.

00:01:29.000 We have a new guest tonight, John, boxing cop, gym.

00:01:35.000 That's what he is in my phone.

00:01:38.000 So we have John the cop from the Bronx.

00:01:42.000 We'll get to see him soon.

00:01:43.000 Have faith, folks.

00:01:44.000 It's coming up.

00:01:46.000 And then we, of course, have Sylvia.

00:01:51.000 Sylvia doesn't seem thrilled about her chair.

00:01:54.000 Can we zoom in on the three of them?

00:01:56.000 Sure.

00:01:56.000 I like the shot there.

00:01:58.000 Yeah, that's better.

00:01:59.000 That's better.

00:02:02.000 Welcome, John.

00:02:03.000 John, you were a cop in the Bronx for how long?

00:02:06.000 20 years.

00:02:07.000 20 years.

00:02:08.000 Yeah, I guess everyone was a cop for 20 years, right?

00:02:10.000 Started in the Bronx, got promoted to detective with Dinah Manhattan, and I came back to the Bronx.

00:02:15.000 Why?

00:02:16.000 There was a transfer, so I took it.

00:02:19.000 Closer to home.

00:02:21.000 They say that about American Indians. 0.98

00:02:22.000 They're the only group that returns to the res. 0.99

00:02:26.000 Blacks get rich. 1.00

00:02:27.000 They leave the hood forever. 1.00

00:02:29.000 Indians come back. 1.00

00:02:30.000 You came back to the Bronx.

00:02:33.000 It was my stomping ground.

00:02:34.000 It was good days back then.

00:02:36.000 But it was a violent hellhole.

00:02:38.000 It was a war zone.

00:02:40.000 It was?

00:02:40.000 It was a war zone.

00:02:42.000 But I was there 86 to 2003.

00:02:45.000 Rudy, you know, Giuliani was there.

00:02:47.000 So things were a lot different than it was today.

00:02:50.000 But a lot of your career was Dinkins.

00:02:53.000 Dinkins was there, but there was definitely, when Dinkins was there, there was a lot of lawlessness.

00:02:58.000 They had the riots in Brooklyn and stuff.

00:03:00.000 And you liked it.

00:03:02.000 It was a lot of good times there.

00:03:03.000 We did have the support of everybody but the mayor.

00:03:07.000 Wow.

00:03:09.000 We were talking about housing cops, because Tim, you were a housing cop for a while.

00:03:13.000 Yes.

00:03:14.000 And I heard Keith the cop, the Anthony Comey guy, he goes, God, I miss being a housing cop.

00:03:19.000 He goes, it was like hunting people.

00:03:24.000 Well, housing cops, any time a job would come over, you're like, where's housing?

00:03:27.000 They're never available.

00:03:28.000 Never available.

00:03:29.000 It's because there wasn't a lot of us.

00:03:32.000 We were elite.

00:03:33.000 I thought you were busy.

00:03:34.000 We're very busy.

00:03:37.000 Can you scoot up in some projects, screw in some Jungle Bunny? 1.00

00:03:43.000 Can you scooch closer to John, Tim?

00:03:46.000 Yeah, let's try not to. 0.97

00:03:47.000 No homo. 1.00

00:03:49.000 Not in a gay way, obviously. 0.90

00:03:51.000 And then, of course, we have our co-host, Matty O'Dell.

00:03:54.000 What's going on, everybody?

00:03:54.000 Good to see you.

00:03:55.000 Good to be back.

00:03:57.000 Convicted felon, cop, hater.

00:03:59.000 No, not a cop, hater.

00:04:00.000 I have lots of law enforcement in my family, believe it or not.

00:04:02.000 A man considering jumping to the other end of the room and just stabbing.

00:04:06.000 No.

00:04:07.000 I'm too old. 0.96

00:04:07.000 Just stabbing. 0.96

00:04:09.000 Too old to stab. 0.68

00:04:10.000 That's a t-shirt.

00:04:12.000 Huh?

00:04:12.000 That's a t-shirt.

00:04:13.000 Too old to stab. 0.58

00:04:14.000 Too old to stab.

00:04:16.000 It's funny, though, how cops and felons have so much in common. 1.00

00:04:20.000 And when I look at my texts from cops and felons, I see the exact same shit. 0.99

00:04:24.000 Almost indistinguishable. 1.00

00:04:26.000 Literally indistinguishable.

00:04:27.000 We kept saying we gotta do a game show where you have to guess if it's a cop or a felon.

00:04:31.000 Yeah, we gotta do that. 0.99

00:04:32.000 Because they love Trump, they hate the trans shit, and they also, my experience has been a lot of felons hate this sort of like getting released on bail with nothing when you, you know, you've stabbed someone. 1.00

00:04:45.000 Like, it's weird, but I think a lot of criminals like the law when it's fair. 1.00

00:04:51.000 Yeah, I always said, if you catch me, bingo, you got me. 0.99

00:04:56.000 But if you do something crooked, or you plant something, or you, you know, fabricate something, and it's like now you just, you know, I know what you do for a living, you know what I do for a living, and if we, you know... We're on the same page.

00:05:09.000 Yeah.

00:05:10.000 Like I said, if you got me, you got me.

00:05:12.000 The front page of the Post said we're not even trying.

00:05:16.000 And talked about how many people are released on bail. 0.97

00:05:20.000 I get mad when I see that because I just think of all my friends, Proud Boys who were in prison, and then I think of fucking Jan Sixers who were in jail.

00:05:28.000 And if everyone was getting released, I might be more open to it, but it seems like certain demographics get released and certain political affiliations don't get released.

00:05:39.000 Selective prosecution?

00:05:41.000 Anyway, you know how this show goes.

00:05:44.000 We take calls.

00:05:46.000 We're raising money for Max and John in prison.

00:05:49.000 We're raising money for Joe Biggs who's facing 25 years for meandering on January 6th.

00:05:57.000 We're free for

00:05:59.000 As long as, uh, about an hour.

00:06:03.000 I usually forget and it goes two hours, but it should be a short amount of time.

00:06:07.000 And, uh, then we go behind the paywall.

00:06:09.000 We'll be taking calls. 0.99

00:06:11.000 Oh, shitballs! 0.97

00:06:14.000 I didn't really forget my computer, it's in the car. 0.94

00:06:17.000 So, I'll be getting my computer, we'll be reading, uh, letters.

00:06:21.000 We've gone through them all, so it's only the cream of the crop.

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00:07:14.000 I've personally seen Ryan Katsu Rivera make a cup of coffee, probably for the first time ever, all by himself. 0.99

00:07:20.000 Even with his ridiculous hair in his eyes, he brewed these damn Grunt Cups with aplomb. 0.98

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00:07:31.000 You're wearing a BeardVet hat right now, right Matty?

00:07:33.000 Yeah.

00:07:33.000 No, I'm not.

00:07:34.000 Oh.

00:07:35.000 Yeah, I am.

00:07:36.000 Wait, what happened there with Brian?

00:07:37.000 I thought you were talking about me.

00:07:40.000 You thought you were wearing a BeardVet hat?

00:07:42.000 I thought that you thought that I was wearing a BeardVet hat.

00:07:45.000 No, you're wearing a green screen on your head.

00:07:48.000 Matty, have you tried BeardVet spice rubs?

00:07:51.000 Not yet. 0.92

00:07:52.000 So let's incorporate those into Matty's shitty little kitchen. 0.98

00:07:54.000 I definitely will. 0.81

00:07:58.000 You could get money for that sponsorship because you asked me and, like a man, thought that would be a good idea.

00:08:03.000 Right on the other hand, started doing some celebrity mailbag livestream super chat where he's getting money.

00:08:10.000 Well, yes.

00:08:12.000 I saw some other people taking advantage of that and I think that that's cool.

00:08:15.000 And that's how the world works these days.

00:08:17.000 You watch somebody stream.

00:08:19.000 And then here's the thing, too.

00:08:20.000 We have a chat on like any live show like right now.

00:08:24.000 Let's go check it out.

00:08:25.000 You'll see a chat.

00:08:27.000 But the problem is they're talking to Jungle Asian. 1.00

00:08:29.000 They're posting their telegram chats.

00:08:32.000 So it's not something you could really interact with lest you just sit there and kind of read what's going on.

00:08:37.000 So in order to prioritize

00:08:40.000 In other words, we have 62 people in there just kind of talking to each other, but in order to kind of have a pipeline for them to talk to me so I can interact with them and read their stuff, that helps that, that prioritizes that.

00:08:53.000 But you're asking for money at work.

00:08:55.000 It's like, do you have a Patreon?

00:08:56.000 Should you have a Patreon?

00:08:58.000 Should I?

00:08:58.000 I could do whatever I want.

00:08:59.000 Yeah, I could have a Patreon if I want.

00:09:01.000 Sure.

00:09:02.000 I can't have a Patreon?

00:09:02.000 No, you can't.

00:09:03.000 Well, I do.

00:09:04.000 Well, luckily you don't use it.

00:09:06.000 But this is bringing us to the Steven Crowder controversy, where they

00:09:11.000 They made it very clear to him that he can't have a Patreon and he can't have other fundraisers because they're employed by him, but we'll get to that in a second.

00:09:21.000 But yeah, no you can't be begging for money on the show.

00:09:25.000 You don't have to send it.

00:09:25.000 I'm not begging.

00:09:28.000 Don't send it.

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00:10:04.000 That's the end of that.

00:10:07.000 I like that new little logo they got there.

00:10:09.000 Posted up behind you.

00:10:10.000 The J6ers. 1.00

00:10:11.000 J6ers. 1.00

00:10:12.000 Yeah, it's taking the 76ers.

00:10:16.000 It's the Patriot.

00:10:18.000 That's a great logo.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, Nick Quested.

00:10:23.000 We had him on the show.

00:10:25.000 That was the guy that I liked who followed Proud Boys around for months, maybe a year before January 6th.

00:10:33.000 And then we were talking

00:10:36.000 I've had beers with the guy and everything.

00:10:38.000 And then we were talking after, I think this was on the phone, and after January 6th, and he goes, yeah, well, I mean, no, that's it.

00:10:46.000 I saw him say that there was a lot of racists there.

00:10:51.000 So I called him.

00:10:52.000 I go, what did you just say on the news?

00:10:55.000 Racist? 0.60

00:10:56.000 And he goes, well, I mean, there was a lot of, uh, there's a lot of white guys there, you know, very angry white men. 0.76

00:11:03.000 Yes.

00:11:05.000 Uh, from the South.

00:11:06.000 So like, why do we allow British people in this country besides me? 1.00

00:11:13.000 It's not acceptable. 1.00

00:11:14.000 They're fucking retarded. 1.00

00:11:16.000 Large assumption. 1.00

00:11:17.000 A group of disproportionately Southern men are mad and white. 1.00

00:11:24.000 Racism ever been to a fucking NASCAR ever been to a monster truck rally you fucking shithead So we got to talk about this Steven Crowder We talked about this yesterday before we knew all the deals of his term, but he was he was pissed off about a term sheet That he held up a bunch of times He called it a contract and he was furious 1.00

00:11:52.000 But this shitty deal he got from a mystery network. 1.00

00:11:56.000 Now he left Blaze. 0.60

00:11:57.000 So we knew the mystery network was Daily Wire.

00:12:00.000 What else is going to be who has that kind of money?

00:12:02.000 It's not going to be Newsmax or what's it called?

00:12:05.000 News Nation.

00:12:07.000 And it did sound terrible.

00:12:10.000 It was like, if you don't show up this month, you're busy.

00:12:14.000 You lose a million dollars.

00:12:18.000 If you get banned from social media, you lose hundreds of thousands of dollars. 1.00

00:12:24.000 And we go, fuck them. 1.00

00:12:26.000 Fuck Daily Wire. 1.00

00:12:27.000 Those guys are dicks. 1.00

00:12:29.000 That's Ben Shapiro, right? 1.00

00:12:32.000 Yep.

00:12:33.000 Oh, I was wrong, by the way.

00:12:34.000 Yesterday I said Dan Bongino is part of Daily Wire.

00:12:37.000 In my car, New York Talk Radio does Ben Shapiro, Michael Knowles, Dan Bongino.

00:12:43.000 It's part of the same package.

00:12:45.000 I assume that means he's part of Daily Wire, but he's not.

00:12:48.000 He replaced Rush Limbaugh.

00:12:50.000 I'm not a big fan of his show. 1.00

00:12:52.000 The fucking commercials are relentless. 0.99

00:12:54.000 But then after we were finished shooting around 9 p.m. 1.00

00:12:59.000 last night, the head of Daily Wire made a video and he explained how much he was offering.

00:13:07.000 Let's do some ballpark guesses.

00:13:08.000 Sylvia, how much do you think Steven Crowder was offered to do a show per month?

00:13:15.000 We can zoom in on them like crazy, right?

00:13:18.000 How much?

00:13:20.000 I don't know, half a mil?

00:13:22.000 A month?

00:13:23.000 Yeah.

00:13:24.000 Okay.

00:13:25.000 I'm surprised how close that was.

00:13:28.000 John, Steven Crowder, successful conservative pundit.

00:13:33.000 A month?

00:13:36.000 Yep.

00:13:36.000 Can you lean forward a little bit?

00:13:37.000 Talking to the mic a little more?

00:13:38.000 Sorry.

00:13:39.000 250,000.

00:13:40.000 Okay.

00:13:41.000 And AIME?

00:13:43.000 Say 200,000.

00:13:47.000 I was in that more of that ballpark with you guys.

00:13:49.000 I thought his deal would be like three million a year. 0.99

00:13:54.000 It's fucking $15 million a year. 1.00

00:13:57.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:13:58.000 That's huge. 0.99

00:14:01.000 So now the fines... When I win something, I got it.

00:14:04.000 I was the closest.

00:14:07.000 No, wait a minute.

00:14:08.000 Sylvia was the closest.

00:14:09.000 I said $250,000.

00:14:09.000 She said $500,000.

00:14:10.000 He was getting what?

00:14:10.000 $1.5 million a month?

00:14:18.000 That's what he wanted.

00:14:19.000 He wanted about $1,000,000 a month.

00:14:23.000 $65,000 an episode.

00:14:25.000 So when you hear about these fines, you're like, they're not so bad.

00:14:30.000 It's not so bad.

00:14:32.000 Dude, what are you thinking?

00:14:35.000 Someone offers you a million dollars a month, the answer's yes. 1.00

00:14:39.000 I swear to God, if Media Matters said, Gavin, we're offering you a million dollars a month, but you gotta shit on Trump and fucking Proud Boys and cops and the riot, I'd try it. 1.00

00:14:51.000 I'd be like, so today that bastard Trump was up to his old tricks. 1.00

00:14:56.000 I can't do it, I can't do it. 0.99

00:14:58.000 I might make it a month though.

00:15:00.000 But yeah, this this dude, I don't know, like, I don't think he's ever independently built a business.

00:15:08.000 He's incredibly successful.

00:15:10.000 Okay, he's the Elvis of the right.

00:15:12.000 I'm not denying that.

00:15:14.000 He's from Canada.

00:15:15.000 Yep.

00:15:16.000 Montreal, my alma mater.

00:15:18.000 I love the guy.

00:15:18.000 He doesn't like me, but I love the guy.

00:15:21.000 But um, 0.99

00:15:23.000 We, when Anthony and I were just discussing this yesterday, we had no idea he was rejecting that kind of fucking money. 0.94

00:15:30.000 And then we find out that Blaze had offered him like, I don't know, $30 million or something? 0.96

00:15:37.000 No, Blaze didn't offer him that.

00:15:39.000 He demanded $30 million from Blaze over four years, I guess.

00:15:43.000 And then, I might be getting these numbers wrong.

00:15:45.000 And then he got offered $50 million over four years.

00:15:48.000 So $13 million a year from Daily Wire.

00:15:52.000 What are you thinking?

00:15:54.000 What are you thinking?

00:15:56.000 Your other idea better be pretty good.

00:15:59.000 A million dollars a month!

00:16:02.000 Quarter of a million dollars a week.

00:16:03.000 Like with an athlete, I read the Kansas City Chiefs have a cap at 13 million a year for their athletes.

00:16:12.000 When you hear 13 million a year, you go, okay, top athlete in the world. 0.95

00:16:16.000 You're in professional sports, you're in the MLB, you're in the NHL, you're in the fucking NFL. 0.99

00:16:21.000 Not good enough? 0.97

00:16:22.000 So that million dollars a month, that's what they were starting at?

00:16:26.000 That was the starting point?

00:16:27.000 And then all the other stipulations he'd get less?

00:16:30.000 Yes, and so his thing is, what's with the framing on that shot?

00:16:36.000 It got worse again.

00:16:40.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:16:42.000 Yeah, the stipulation is,

00:16:45.000 If you, say you lose your Twitter, he's already lost his YouTube, but if you lose your Twitter, you get less money.

00:16:51.000 But their argument was, and you can find this video where the dude explains it, it's way too long, it's an hour.

00:16:57.000 The God King of Daily Wire.

00:16:59.000 Their deal is, if you get kicked off of social media, we can't advertise your show, we lose money. 1.00

00:17:06.000 So don't fuck up. 1.00

00:17:08.000 We need billboards to advertise your show. 1.00

00:17:10.000 If you put a swastika on a naked lady on a billboard and you get kicked off billboard rights, well now we can't push the show. 0.60

00:17:18.000 So what do you think the worst case scenario for him?

00:17:22.000 Tons and tons of money.

00:17:25.000 Absolutely.

00:17:26.000 The fines were like $25,000.

00:17:27.000 They were nothing.

00:17:31.000 So you get kicked off Twitter and I guarantee you he could have, this was just an offer, so he could have said I won't say the n-word on, there it is in the top left, I won't say the n-word, I won't say the Holocaust didn't happen, but if like I question the vaccine and I get shut down I shouldn't be penalized for that.

00:17:52.000 And I'm sure God King here would say okay fine, 0.99

00:17:55.000 The fuck is he wearing, by the way? 0.99

00:17:57.000 A key. 1.00

00:17:58.000 He's got a broken, a bent key around his neck.

00:18:02.000 Some weird book no one likes.

00:18:04.000 And then a karate shirt.

00:18:09.000 This, I watched the whole thing.

00:18:10.000 You don't need to watch the whole thing.

00:18:11.000 Drop the needle anywhere in this thing and you get the point pretty quick.

00:18:15.000 Crowder came out with a new video as of like an hour ago.

00:18:19.000 Ooh! 0.96

00:18:19.000 And it sounds like he watched your video. 0.96

00:18:21.000 You and Anthony talking about it.

00:18:23.000 Oh no!

00:18:24.000 He said he tried to provide an alternative source.

00:18:27.000 Just as you and Anthony said.

00:18:28.000 He'd be like, listen, I know the contract says this and that, but if you go in there with an alternate source for them to make money, they're going to listen to it.

00:18:34.000 And so he was like, yeah, I did that.

00:18:38.000 And maybe he did.

00:18:40.000 Who knows?

00:18:40.000 But this is brand new.

00:18:42.000 15 minutes long.

00:18:43.000 Daily Wire, you should probably know I'm available for a million dollars a month.

00:18:48.000 How much is a private jet?

00:18:50.000 A private plane to buy?

00:18:52.000 A couple million dollars.

00:18:53.000 Okay, that's two months.

00:18:56.000 No, I think it's more than that.

00:18:57.000 Oh, absolutely.

00:18:59.000 Well, the Trump plane was $100 million, but like a cool little puddle jumper with like 15 seats?

00:19:05.000 A little Dr. Killer?

00:19:08.000 I don't want a jet, I don't have that many friends.

00:19:11.000 I want like something with 15 seats.

00:19:12.000 Definitely not getting a G750.

00:19:15.000 No.

00:19:15.000 It's up to $7 million at least.

00:19:17.000 And that's used, probably, right?

00:19:19.000 No problem.

00:19:20.000 That's seven months?

00:19:25.000 Nice.

00:19:25.000 Done.

00:19:26.000 Good way to look at it.

00:19:29.000 Then you got to maintain it.

00:19:31.000 Hop in boys.

00:19:31.000 We're going to Puerto Vallarta for free.

00:19:37.000 Oh, now I'm already thinking of the entourage, the hangers on.

00:19:40.000 I'll be your friend then.

00:19:44.000 It's not you.

00:19:44.000 It's like your friend's friend.

00:19:48.000 What's he saying now?

00:19:49.000 He basically said it's not about the money for him.

00:19:52.000 He said he's doing it for all the people that come in and want to make something of themselves, and he doesn't want to pull the ladder in as he's getting on the boat or something, right?

00:20:01.000 So, he's like, it's about these kids that don't know how to read contracts.

00:20:06.000 It's not a contract, it's an offer.

00:20:08.000 Hire a lawyer.

00:20:08.000 And it's enforcing YouTube's rights, basically.

00:20:14.000 Like, YouTube's sensibilities.

00:20:17.000 Well, hey, Gav, he can do what you do, and he probably knows how much money he can make on his own, and he's just, he's comparing that to what they're offering him, right?

00:20:28.000 Well, I think we both charge $10 a month.

00:20:30.000 Yeah, he has a crowd request.

00:20:31.000 So how many subs do you need to make a million? 0.99

00:20:33.000 100,000?

00:20:33.000 I don't know, could he get that?

00:20:38.000 Don't do math in public, as Matty O'Dell always says.

00:20:41.000 Never do math in public.

00:20:43.000 But, well, 25,000 is 250,000.

00:20:47.000 Yep.

00:20:48.000 So you need $100,000.

00:20:50.000 But then you need sponsors, too.

00:20:52.000 No you don't.

00:20:53.000 Not if everybody's paying for it.

00:20:54.000 Well, if you get the sponsors, that's where the money's at.

00:20:57.000 That's the other thing.

00:20:58.000 They said you need to do all these ad reads and he's like, no. 0.99

00:21:01.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:21:03.000 Okay. 0.97

00:21:05.000 He's a big 2A guy.

00:21:06.000 So I'm stunned.

00:21:07.000 But show me this new video.

00:21:09.000 Okay.

00:21:10.000 The one he just put up.

00:21:13.000 Only thing... Reach out to the... Oh, there's two playing here.

00:21:18.000 was their word, and not even for me, but for other people coming up facing these kinds of contacts.

00:21:26.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:21:27.000 I'm sorry to disparage old Stevie, but this is like Celine Dion saying, I gotta do this for all the other singers out there. 1.00

00:21:36.000 Like, you won the fucking lottery, dude. 0.99

00:21:39.000 We're not looking for tips. 1.00

00:21:40.000 There's not young YouTubers or conservative pundits going, I need Steven to fucking 0.97

00:21:47.000 Break the mold and pave the way. 0.97

00:21:49.000 Cash in your check, dude.

00:21:51.000 A million dollars a month.

00:21:52.000 Enjoy yourself.

00:21:56.000 What?

00:21:56.000 Let's say it's a kid who comes in with 500,000 YouTube subscribers or something like that.

00:22:00.000 100,000.

00:22:00.000 Let's say it's some other kid.

00:22:01.000 You're paying six figures to come in and do it.

00:22:05.000 There's not the penalty of the demonetization or if they're removed from iTunes.

00:22:08.000 Recording conversations and playing them kind of rubs me the wrong way too, but I mean...

00:22:11.000 Yeah, it doesn't rub me the wrong way when Project Veritas finds some black dude who's bragging that he snuck CRTV into our schools and is brainwashing our kids. 0.99

00:22:20.000 That's good.

00:22:21.000 But this, who's going to hire you now?

00:22:24.000 Apparently, he said that he didn't want to do this, but they got personal people at the Daily Wire.

00:22:29.000 I watched the whole hour video of this guy and it's pedantic.

00:22:35.000 It's a tedious trope.

00:22:37.000 A tedious...

00:22:40.000 We're good to go.

00:23:03.000 Do it yourself and go get rich, okay?

00:23:06.000 The other 99% is someone spots a talent in you, say yes, sign the contract, sign it all the way. 1.00

00:23:15.000 If you're so talented then they can take all your shit and then you go make new shit because you're so incredibly talented. 0.98

00:23:23.000 When you get an offer like that, say yes! 0.99

00:23:27.000 I remember I had a fucking taco truck and we were making about 80 grand a year and that's a fine line between gross and net. 0.97

00:23:39.000 We got offered 80 grand for the taco truck and my buddy Curtis was like, no, I don't want to sell. 0.99

00:23:44.000 I can make 80 grand in one year. 0.94

00:23:46.000 And I'm like, yeah, but this is an offer and running a taco truck sucks. 1.00

00:23:51.000 So fucking take it. 0.99

00:23:53.000 And then if we're such great restauranteurs, then we'll start a new thing and make money with it. 0.99

00:23:59.000 But every time I watch Shark Tank, I'm just like, say yes.

00:24:03.000 Say yes.

00:24:04.000 Say yes.

00:24:05.000 And then I was like, what about 5% for another 100 grand? 1.00

00:24:09.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:24:11.000 Say yes. 1.00

00:24:11.000 Get the ball moving. 1.00

00:24:14.000 Seal the deal. 1.00

00:24:15.000 Seal the fucking deal, boys. 1.00

00:24:18.000 So the deal's not sealed. 1.00

00:24:19.000 And you know what?

00:24:22.000 If I'm wrong, God bless Steven Crowder's cotton socks.

00:24:26.000 If he does a thing, a subscription thing, he sets up his own infrastructure, and he makes more than a million dollars a month, by all means, congratulations. 0.99

00:24:38.000 I said Crowder fucked up. 0.99

00:24:39.000 Oh yeah, McInnes? 1.00

00:24:41.000 I'm fucking making two million a month. 1.00

00:24:43.000 Then I'm an idiot, and I'm sorry, and you rock. 1.00

00:24:47.000 I want to be wrong on this. 0.98

00:24:49.000 I would love to be wrong. 0.99

00:24:50.000 I'd love for him to fucking drive by in a gold car and give me the finger. 0.99

00:24:54.000 That would be cool. 0.99

00:24:56.000 But I'm not seeing it.

00:25:00.000 Jesus H. Toledo.

00:25:05.000 Here's something else.

00:25:06.000 I was also very measured.

00:25:09.000 I was painstakingly clear.

00:25:11.000 This is a man being offered a million dollars a month talking about how measured he is.

00:25:17.000 What?

00:25:18.000 ...off the table because it wasn't going to be a right fit.

00:25:21.000 That happens in business all the time.

00:25:23.000 Thank you.

00:25:23.000 But that we weren't talking about me.

00:25:26.000 We were talking about the futures of other people who could potentially be in that position, that very disconcerting position.

00:25:34.000 Yeah, we've all been there.

00:25:35.000 We've all been offered a $50 million deal for four years, and we don't know how to deal with it.

00:25:42.000 Finally, someone who's got the deal we've all received, a million dollars a month,

00:25:48.000 And he's handling it.

00:25:50.000 It's communication.

00:25:51.000 I remember when I was offered a million dollars a month for four years and I was like I wish someone had paved the way and broken down the barriers.

00:26:03.000 So I wouldn't feel so confused and taken advantage of.

00:26:07.000 That's the worst part about being offered a million dollars a month.

00:26:09.000 You're like I'm sick of being taken advantage of. 0.99

00:26:17.000 It's a fuck ton of money, folks. 0.98

00:26:19.000 I don't know if you know how money works. 0.98

00:26:21.000 Dude, $10,000 a month is insane. 0.99

00:26:25.000 That's a fucking great salary. 0.99

00:26:27.000 That's really good. 0.99

00:26:28.000 The average salary in America is 50 grand.

00:26:31.000 Throw some zeros on it on the end of that and you're doing real well.

00:26:35.000 No need to be a pioneer.

00:26:37.000 Take the money and run.

00:26:39.000 I don't think they would have made a profit on that offer.

00:26:43.000 Throwing some zeros at the end of it.

00:26:44.000 He did one better.

00:26:44.000 He turned them all into zeros.

00:26:46.000 Well, they had all the ad reads he had to do, so they were getting paid from the advertisers.

00:26:49.000 Dude, imagine you worked for Crowder right now.

00:26:51.000 You'd be going... You said no?

00:26:56.000 You said no?

00:27:00.000 You could have been paying me just like in jets.

00:27:04.000 I'd make four jets a week. 1.00

00:27:08.000 I feel like if you said, if you dropped an N-bomb on Daily Wire once, they'd fucking bury you alive and piss on you. 0.99

00:27:13.000 Why, is he known for that? 0.99

00:27:14.000 Wait, so you're taking Crowder's side?

00:27:16.000 No, I'm just saying it would, it sounds like a hellish, it would have to be a lot of money to work over there. 0.83

00:27:21.000 They're so established, you know, they're safe.

00:27:24.000 They're too safe.

00:27:25.000 You know that.

00:27:26.000 No, no, no.

00:27:26.000 They're just like Blaze.

00:27:28.000 Blaze is like... Exactly.

00:27:30.000 They're just too safe. 1.00

00:27:32.000 You had to bleep out shit when you worked with them. 1.00

00:27:35.000 Yeah, but their thing was like keep your shit behind the paywall. 1.00

00:27:39.000 So wait a minute. 1.00

00:27:39.000 Ryan's take is Crowder did the right thing. 1.00

00:27:42.000 No, it's not binary.

00:27:43.000 It's just saying imagine working for Daily Wire though.

00:27:46.000 It would kind of blow.

00:27:47.000 I listen to Daily Wire all the time.

00:27:49.000 Not for us potty mouths.

00:27:50.000 If I was like a sweet girl with like conservative values, I'd be like daily wire it is.

00:27:56.000 Go there and you know.

00:27:58.000 So we could never be a daily wire because we wouldn't be able to not swear.

00:28:01.000 I wonder what James Ellis is getting.

00:28:03.000 We're foul-mouthed boys.

00:28:05.000 Yeah, I bet the other employees are like, uh, you're from what?

00:28:12.000 How much?

00:28:13.000 I thought I was killing it at 180 grand a year.

00:28:16.000 My name is God King.

00:28:17.000 And I'm not getting paid that much.

00:28:20.000 Yeah, she was recently signed there.

00:28:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:28:23.000 It's 65 grand an episode.

00:28:24.000 So say you work there and you're really proud of yourself because you make 200 grand.

00:28:28.000 And you should be proud of yourself if you make 200 grand.

00:28:30.000 That's a ton of money.

00:28:32.000 But then you go, wait a minute, that's three Crowder episodes.

00:28:36.000 That's Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

00:28:38.000 He just did my annual salary.

00:28:42.000 I'd be upset.

00:28:44.000 I'm upset.

00:28:46.000 I'm sorry, do people subscribe to Daily Wire?

00:28:49.000 Yeah.

00:28:49.000 And you get all that?

00:28:50.000 And how much is the subscription?

00:28:51.000 And how many do they have?

00:28:53.000 I think it's the same as us.

00:28:54.000 I think it's $10 a month.

00:28:55.000 I'm not sure.

00:28:57.000 How much money do they bring in if they're offering that?

00:29:00.000 A ton.

00:29:02.000 A ton, and I suspect they might have... You can get that on Facebook, but there's always two ads with that.

00:29:07.000 They'll give you a three-minute, what do you call it, segment or something, and then you'll get two ads with it.

00:29:14.000 Right.

00:29:15.000 So they wanted all that revenue to make their money back, and that pissed him off.

00:29:21.000 Well, he was like, what if I get banned on Facebook?

00:29:23.000 Okay, well, don't get banned on Facebook.

00:29:27.000 I mean, it's hard to... He's kind of square, too.

00:29:30.000 Hold on a sec.

00:29:34.000 Nice.

00:29:34.000 And that's why you'll never be on Daily Wire.

00:29:38.000 It's a lot, Tim.

00:29:41.000 I had to actually cinch that at the end because it was getting into the danger zone.

00:29:46.000 Was there a little water with it?

00:29:48.000 I could feel like people trying to escape.

00:29:51.000 I could feel like they were letting some convicts out of the prison and some other guys were like, oh, we're getting out and they were running towards the gate.

00:29:57.000 And I was like, no, not you.

00:30:00.000 Daily Wire is... Only air is getting out.

00:30:03.000 Daily Wire is $16 a month for the lowest level.

00:30:06.000 What a bunch of... They are the official conservative force in the world.

00:30:11.000 That's the one that's... Those are conservatives that are allowed to exist.

00:30:13.000 Are they bigger than Blaze?

00:30:15.000 I, I, yes.

00:30:17.000 I'm not even going to look at that.

00:30:18.000 Yes.

00:30:19.000 Wow.

00:30:20.000 I would say- We get all our information from Ryan Rivera.

00:30:22.000 What do you think?

00:30:23.000 He doesn't need facts.

00:30:23.000 Ben Shapiro?

00:30:24.000 He's just got no idea.

00:30:25.000 If you go on YouTube and you have a fresh account with no algorithms, and you search like one conservative thing, you will not see as much Blaze stuff as you see. 0.98

00:30:32.000 Glenn Beck has been doing this shit since he was 17. 0.84

00:30:36.000 That doesn't, um, equate for- let me see. 0.99

00:30:40.000 Daily?

00:30:41.000 Wire?

00:30:42.000 I think Blaze might be bigger.

00:30:45.000 Anyway.

00:30:47.000 Okay, let's start taking some calls.

00:30:49.000 Michael knows.

00:30:49.000 We've got to get behind the paywall soon.

00:30:52.000 I have to run outside, and by the way, if you're waiting outside the studio and finally figured out where in the South Bronx we are, and you want to kill me, this would be a perfect time to do an assassination.

00:31:02.000 I've got to run out and get my computer, or as my daughter said when she was four, my McPewdie, so we can read some letters.

00:31:11.000 I think we're done with this topic of...

00:31:14.000 Million dollars a month.

00:31:16.000 That might be a good name for this episode.

00:31:19.000 Million dollars a month.

00:31:23.000 And then we'll take calls and then we'll put up the super chats.

00:31:25.000 The net worth of Blaze is, it says here, $239,000.

00:31:29.000 The net worth of Blaze is $239,000.

00:31:30.000 A year.

00:31:30.000 Wait, or... Wait, wait, that's what this says.

00:31:33.000 How old is this?

00:31:33.000 $239,000,000.

00:31:33.000 Yeah.

00:31:45.000 Blaze Networks.

00:31:48.000 Is that real?

00:31:49.000 This is what they make.

00:31:52.000 Oh, OK.

00:31:52.000 It says Daily Wire is a hundred million dollar a year business, though.

00:31:56.000 OK, but but how much does Blaze make?

00:32:00.000 The Blaze.

00:32:02.000 It's definitely in the several.

00:32:04.000 Four hundred and forty nine thousand couldn't come close to paying anyone's salary.

00:32:08.000 Alright, anyway.

00:32:11.000 Why don't you do the thanks for calling, put up the number, and I don't know, cut to yourself or Tim Dickman and John and Sylvia while I go and get my briefcase.

00:32:26.000 You are on the air.

00:32:27.000 I'm here to have a conversation. 1.00

00:32:29.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00

00:32:31.000 You know, I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00

00:32:34.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

00:32:36.000 You have one thing.

00:32:37.000 Thank you for calling.

00:32:38.000 It was great hearing from you.

00:32:40.000 Bye bye.

00:32:40.000 All right, next call.

00:32:42.000 Home to mommy.

00:32:45.000 Hey, what's going on there, Pete?

00:32:48.000 Reminder, catch Maddie's Kitchen next Wednesday.

00:32:51.000 Wait till people see what you cooked up.

00:32:52.000 Skirt steak and chimichurri sauce.

00:32:54.000 That's true.

00:32:56.000 It's good.

00:32:57.000 It turned out rather well, I must say.

00:32:58.000 It's fantastic.

00:32:59.000 It's quick.

00:33:00.000 It's fantabulous.

00:33:01.000 And it's delicious.

00:33:03.000 It was very good.

00:33:04.000 Skirt steak and what?

00:33:05.000 Chimichurri. 0.85

00:33:08.000 There's a couple of alterations to MSLK.

00:33:11.000 Oh yeah!

00:33:12.000 So, that's a teaser.

00:33:15.000 Let them wonder.

00:33:15.000 What's MSLK?

00:33:17.000 Matty Sheetalow Kitchen.

00:33:18.000 Oh, right.

00:33:19.000 Can we see the cops in Sylvia again?

00:33:23.000 The lighting is harsh.

00:33:25.000 It looks terrible.

00:33:27.000 There's three gorgeous people.

00:33:30.000 Send makeup over here again. 1.00

00:33:33.000 Wardrobe.

00:33:34.000 Makeup on Sylvia please.

00:33:36.000 Sylvia don't need makeup.

00:33:40.000 Did you ever shoot anyone John?

00:33:42.000 No.

00:33:44.000 Did you ever get in a shootout?

00:33:47.000 Ah yes, that's been known to happen, yes.

00:33:50.000 Well I didn't fire my gun though.

00:33:53.000 You were in a shootout and you didn't fire your gun?

00:33:56.000 I actually went to, it's a long story, I went to, I got a call, it's a long story.

00:34:02.000 You got time?

00:34:05.000 Worked with a female in the Bronx, Creston Avenue, right where she lived.

00:34:10.000 This was Trish DeDish, she was a great cop. 0.99

00:34:13.000 And it was an EDP, 7.30 in the morning. 0.99

00:34:17.000 I was like, holy shit. 1.00

00:34:18.000 Emotionally disturbed person. 1.00

00:34:20.000 Emotionally disturbed person. 0.99

00:34:22.000 It's fucking freezing out. 0.99

00:34:24.000 It snowed the night before. 0.99

00:34:27.000 We didn't even have breakfast yet.

00:34:29.000 We're driving out to the place.

00:34:31.000 There's another, what do you call it?

00:34:32.000 The cop, another female cop walking. 0.96

00:34:36.000 I said, let's pick her up. 1.00

00:34:37.000 And we drove over there.

00:34:40.000 And we walk up into the building. 0.99

00:34:43.000 It's like a fucking five-story walk up. 1.00

00:34:45.000 And all of a sudden, this fucking raving lunatic comes running out with a t-shirt on. 1.00

00:34:53.000 And it's freezing out, and I said, Trish, that's the fucking guy. 1.00

00:34:57.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:34:59.000 We got a call that he's trying to stab the mother and everything. 1.00

00:35:03.000 And we're going to the door, and I yell to the other female cop, I say, listen, stop that fucking guy. 1.00

00:35:08.000 And she went to grab him, and the fucking guy laid her right out. 1.00

00:35:11.000 Fucking knocked her out, broke her fucking nose right then and there. 1.00

00:35:15.000 We went down, we started fighting, and you know, the more you hit him, the more crazier he got. 1.00

00:35:21.000 And eventually,

00:35:24.000 We're running around in the street.

00:35:27.000 And I started macing him. 0.99

00:35:29.000 And as I'm macing him, he's fucking swallowing it. 1.00

00:35:33.000 He's chewing it. 1.00

00:35:33.000 I'm like, this fucking guy's nuts. 1.00

00:35:38.000 And we start fighting again. 1.00

00:35:40.000 And I told you earlier, the garbage crowd that day. 0.97

00:35:43.000 And this is the Bronx. 0.97

00:35:45.000 This is right by Crescent, Florida. 0.98

00:35:46.000 There's garbage everywhere.

00:35:47.000 Right by St.

00:35:48.000 James Park?

00:35:49.000 No, no.

00:35:50.000 Creston is the other side.

00:35:51.000 Okay.

00:35:52.000 But it's near St.

00:35:52.000 James.

00:35:52.000 It's walking distance.

00:35:54.000 Yeah.

00:35:54.000 So when you push the garbage up, all the garbage cans and everything was on that.

00:35:59.000 And there was a joint compound bucket.

00:36:01.000 And he picked it up over his head.

00:36:03.000 And that's when I pulled my gun out. 0.99

00:36:04.000 I said, don't you fucking throw that at me. 0.98

00:36:06.000 And what does he do? 0.99

00:36:08.000 Throws it at you.

00:36:08.000 He throws it at me.

00:36:09.000 Fucking hits me. 1.00

00:36:10.000 And he fucking charged me. 1.00

00:36:11.000 He was smart though. 1.00

00:36:12.000 He hit and charged me.

00:36:14.000 And started pulling at my gun. 0.99

00:36:17.000 And my partner Trish fucking 1.00

00:36:19.000 Shot him. 1.00

00:36:20.000 Dead?

00:36:21.000 Nope.

00:36:22.000 Not dead. 1.00

00:36:22.000 Fuck, I got a hold of my gun. 1.00

00:36:25.000 He's shot. 1.00

00:36:25.000 He's still running around. 1.00

00:36:27.000 Finally we're getting into fights.

00:36:29.000 And we're still fighting and he runs up the block and all his shirt's turning red. 1.00

00:36:32.000 I said, listen dude, you're fucking shot. 1.00

00:36:35.000 And then he looked down, he seen that, and then he fucking dropped. 1.00

00:36:38.000 And he died. 0.99

00:36:39.000 Was he on PCP?

00:36:41.000 He did die.

00:36:42.000 He did die.

00:36:43.000 But you know what's funny?

00:36:44.000 IED came out.

00:36:45.000 The shooting team came out.

00:36:47.000 And you always hear nothing but bad things about internal affairs.

00:36:51.000 And they actually went up to the roof.

00:36:54.000 And found homeless people.

00:36:55.000 There's elevator shafts in certain roofs.

00:36:58.000 And they heard the commotion.

00:36:59.000 And you know, it's early in the morning.

00:37:01.000 They got nothing to do.

00:37:02.000 They come down there watching.

00:37:04.000 And they actually verified everything that we did.

00:37:06.000 Oh cool, there were your little body cams.

00:37:08.000 It was the same day that five Hasidic Jews were coming across the Brooklyn Bridge and they shot at those Hasidic Jews, an Arab, I don't know if you remember that.

00:37:26.000 94, 95, I forget the date, and they wound up shooting up these Jewish people coming across the Brooklyn Bridge by the FDR. 0.89

00:37:33.000 And that dominated the newspapers the next couple of days.

00:37:37.000 So we only got a small article in it, because the media has a lot to do with it.

00:37:41.000 But we wound up going to, they took my jacket.

00:37:46.000 We're good to go.

00:38:04.000 District Attorney or the captains or anything, but of course I had to tell the story.

00:38:09.000 So I remember going to this small office in the 46th precinct.

00:38:13.000 All these bosses are there.

00:38:15.000 All the white shirts.

00:38:16.000 Everybody's there.

00:38:17.000 They look like all the chiefs and everything.

00:38:21.000 And there's no room to get in there, and to make a long story short, I'm the guy in the center and they start shooting questions at me.

00:38:29.000 But it went down to the grand jury.

00:38:31.000 So wait, were you interrogated more because you're a man?

00:38:34.000 No, no, no.

00:38:35.000 I was interrogated more because my partner, because back then if you were involved in a fatal shooting, you did not have to speak.

00:38:43.000 Wait a minute, were you under that rule?

00:38:57.000 Or because you didn't do the shooting, you had to speak?

00:38:59.000 Because I didn't do the shooting.

00:39:00.000 You had to speak?

00:39:01.000 I had to speak.

00:39:02.000 Oh.

00:39:03.000 Or they would have suspended me.

00:39:04.000 Okay.

00:39:05.000 I thought that rule was good for all cops.

00:39:07.000 No, no.

00:39:08.000 Just because you're involved in a shooting, once you peg a round, and you hit somebody, you're covered underneath that.

00:39:14.000 But I wound up, we went to the grand jury, we were fully exonerated, so that was, it was a rough time.

00:39:24.000 But, you know, I never shot anybody, but that girl Trish, you never know. 0.51

00:39:28.000 If that guy could've got my gun, I could've been not here today.

00:39:30.000 How do you feel about female cops? 1.00

00:39:34.000 It's hit and miss.

00:39:34.000 It's like guys.

00:39:35.000 It's like guys.

00:39:36.000 There's some cops out there, the female warriors. 1.00

00:39:39.000 The hit and miss ratio is a little different though.

00:39:43.000 Six foot tall, tough cop, male cops.

00:39:47.000 I'll be honest with you, I worked with a lot of female cops and a lot of them were great, rugged cops. 1.00

00:39:53.000 They were smart.

00:39:54.000 What percentage?

00:39:56.000 Small percentage.

00:39:58.000 Until it gets physical.

00:40:00.000 They can't fight men.

00:40:01.000 I think that's your point.

00:40:02.000 No. 0.99

00:40:03.000 Well that's a big fucking deal! 0.99

00:40:04.000 You're right. 0.99

00:40:06.000 Cops are fighters!

00:40:07.000 I'd like to say the same thing.

00:40:08.000 I know so many great female cops that I don't want to say anything bad about. 1.00

00:40:12.000 There's that?

00:40:13.000 Also, you're not taking down a regular Joe.

00:40:16.000 This is not sparring at the ring.

00:40:17.000 Which, by the way, John and I did yesterday and he broke my neck.

00:40:34.000 Well, you're always good with that overhand left.

00:40:37.000 That's all I got.

00:40:39.000 But you know something?

00:40:40.000 You keep nailing me with that.

00:40:41.000 And, you know, Coach Barnes is always saying, keep your hand up, keep your hand up.

00:40:46.000 But it gets heavy after a while.

00:40:48.000 The secret to fighting is to fight guys with heavy arms.

00:40:53.000 He's doing the Ali Foreman fight, but with your arm.

00:40:56.000 Their arms are too heavy to hold up.

00:40:57.000 Just tire his arm out.

00:41:00.000 So you're fighting a dude who is like, I don't want to go to jail.

00:41:04.000 And I'm on PCP.

00:41:06.000 And I just killed someone. 0.79

00:41:07.000 My adrenaline is coursing through my veins. 0.90

00:41:08.000 I'm Superman.

00:41:09.000 The family was with us.

00:41:12.000 He had gone and tried to kill his sister and his mother.

00:41:17.000 They were in the bathroom holding the door and he was stabbing through the bathroom door.

00:41:22.000 Oh my God.

00:41:22.000 And they were like calling 9-1-1 at that time.

00:41:27.000 Yeah.

00:41:43.000 Basically stood up for us for what we done. 0.97

00:41:46.000 Well, he was definitely nuts.

00:41:48.000 I'm glad you brought up what you The family saying you should have done that because Biden was recently talking about police brutality and how Dangerous cops are and he said We have to retrain cops as to why should you always you shoot for that with deadly force?

00:42:12.000 The fact is, if you need to use your weapon, you don't have to do that!

00:42:18.000 That's verbatim.

00:42:19.000 Now, I'll read it in a normal voice so you can hear how insane it is.

00:42:24.000 We have to retrain cops as to why... What?

00:42:29.000 As to why?

00:42:30.000 That's not how English works.

00:42:31.000 We have to retrain cops as to why...

00:42:34.000 And then he goes, like, why should you always shoot for that with deadly force?

00:42:41.000 Shoot for that.

00:42:42.000 Like, he drifts into Shakespeare sometimes.

00:42:45.000 Fact is, if you need to use your weapon, you don't have to do that.

00:42:49.000 So, I'll translate for you, because not everyone speaks Biden. 0.99

00:42:52.000 He means shoot him in the kneecap. 1.00

00:42:55.000 Shoot off his earlobe. 1.00

00:42:57.000 Don't shoot from the chest. 1.00

00:42:57.000 Well, you're trained to shoot Santa Mass. 1.00

00:42:59.000 Yeah.

00:42:59.000 Well, he's saying don't do that anymore.

00:43:01.000 That's done.

00:43:02.000 It's hard enough to hit center mass.

00:43:05.000 And now he wants us to wing him?

00:43:08.000 But you know now at least everybody has a taser so you could tase in it but that doesn't all exist. 0.96

00:43:13.000 Especially in the winter time when everybody in the hood is wearing fucking three four jackets. 0.98

00:43:18.000 It doesn't work! 1.00

00:43:19.000 And even the whole like shooting in the leg you're not hitting his femoral artery like he's gonna get up he's gonna fuck you up. 0.99

00:43:29.000 Absolutely. 0.99

00:43:29.000 People are not... I would be debilitated if he shot me in the calf, but I'm a fag. 0.99

00:43:35.000 You shoot at some fucking six-foot-eight maniac who's on drugs in the calf, he doesn't even feel it. 1.00

00:43:45.000 What about you, Matty? 1.00

00:43:46.000 Have you ever been chased or arrested by a female cop?

00:43:54.000 I don't think so.

00:43:55.000 They're all males. 0.92

00:43:56.000 Uniform.

00:43:59.000 Not FBI.

00:43:59.000 No, um... Uniform cop, like, it was always, uh, I've had female state troopers and stuff stop me and female officers in, like, when I lived in, like... Of course I came across them.

00:44:11.000 But if you're thinking of running or even fighting a cop, and you see it's a woman who looks like Sylvia, you're gonna be like, I'm gonna go for this.

00:44:20.000 Or even just run.

00:44:21.000 Yeah, I mean...

00:44:25.000 If they already know who you are, there's no point in it.

00:44:29.000 See, nowadays it's great to be a cop because you don't have to do anything.

00:44:31.000 Yeah.

00:44:32.000 Years ago, when I was in narcotics, we had quotas.

00:44:35.000 If they were going to give us overtime, hey, you better put some bodies in that van. 1.00

00:44:39.000 You know, we used to lock up people for smoking reefer.

00:44:43.000 Was that TMZ?

00:44:43.000 That's a misdemeanor.

00:44:44.000 I was in, yeah, Bronx Narcotics.

00:44:47.000 You're smoking a joint.

00:44:49.000 Hey, hopefully you'll pass it to somebody else.

00:44:50.000 We're taking both of yours.

00:44:53.000 And we got a number, it was four hours of body.

00:44:55.000 At one time it was five hours.

00:44:56.000 Five hours overtime of body.

00:44:57.000 That's the truth.

00:44:59.000 So if you get five bodies, times four, you got 20 hours of overtime to whack up amongst your troops.

00:45:07.000 Nice.

00:45:07.000 With the paperwork, bring them down to Central Booking in that time.

00:45:10.000 Now the cops don't have to do anything.

00:45:12.000 With all the riots going on, they're getting plenty of overtime.

00:45:16.000 You took them down to Central Booking, or was Bronx House still open?

00:45:20.000 Bronx Central Booking, 161st.

00:45:21.000 Used to bring them down there.

00:45:22.000 Used to be by the motel over there.

00:45:24.000 By the Grand Concourse?

00:45:26.000 No, it was by the Grand Concourse.

00:45:27.000 161st and Grand Concourse.

00:45:30.000 That hotel you're thinking about, that's the 4-4 precinct over there by the Kingsville.

00:45:34.000 Oh, right off the Deagon?

00:45:35.000 Yeah.

00:45:36.000 Oh, okay, okay.

00:45:36.000 That's now, that's now actually that place that you're talking off the Deagon.

00:45:40.000 That used to be Bronx Task Force.

00:45:42.000 Okay.

00:45:42.000 Now they call it the CR, not CRT.

00:45:45.000 You're talking about the Yankee Stadium Hotel?

00:45:46.000 They're a response unit now.

00:45:48.000 The old Bronx Task Force.

00:45:49.000 When it's right, that's where they come at it.

00:45:51.000 Oh, okay.

00:45:52.000 It's more dangerous now to be a cop.

00:45:55.000 My granddaughter went to college to be one.

00:45:59.000 Anyway, I called up because I was going to try to scrape together money if she became a cop for body armor. 1.00

00:46:08.000 Well, when I called up, the police told me every cop in New York wears body armor that they provided.

00:46:17.000 So, if that's the case, I think it's worse to be police nowadays.

00:46:23.000 There's no respect for them, okay?

00:46:26.000 No fear of them.

00:46:27.000 And the criminals are more dangerous.

00:46:31.000 Did you guys have to wear body armor?

00:46:33.000 Yeah, we had a vest.

00:46:35.000 There's a lot of old-timers when I got on, I'm sure when you got on, they wouldn't wear a vest.

00:46:38.000 They were just uncomfortable with it.

00:46:40.000 But what you're saying, Sylvia, I understand what you're saying, but now when you think about it, if there's five guys hanging out by a bodega, we used to roll up there and we used to toss them.

00:46:48.000 Hey, what are you doing here?

00:46:49.000 We toss them.

00:46:50.000 See if they got anything on them.

00:46:51.000 Stop questioning frisks.

00:46:53.000 Now, if you see five guys or ten guys hanging out in front of a bodega, you just keep going.

00:46:57.000 And you wait till somebody fires a shot, then you come back and say, oh, you guys.

00:47:02.000 It was you.

00:47:03.000 Have you ever been arrested, Sylvia?

00:47:05.000 No.

00:47:06.000 You got up to some naughty stuff over the years.

00:47:09.000 You never got caught?

00:47:11.000 No.

00:47:12.000 Okay.

00:47:13.000 She's pretty slick. 0.87

00:47:14.000 This is a crime intervention.

00:47:16.000 Cuff her. 1.00

00:47:18.000 Well, yeah, it's sort of like this is your life, but it's cops who are here to arrest you.

00:47:25.000 You did this crime in 1975.

00:47:26.000 All right, let's put up the number to call in.

00:47:30.000 Feel free to call in with questions for Matty O'Dell, John the Cop, Dick Man, and Sylvia.

00:47:40.000 The number's 718-400-6959 if you're just listening.

00:47:45.000 Grab me a bud.

00:47:46.000 And Gav, if you could turn on your mic, that would be great.

00:47:48.000 Frankly, it would be great, right?

00:47:50.000 Thanks.

00:47:53.000 And we got our first caller, 206.

00:47:54.000 And I'll take a shot too.

00:47:56.000 Alright, let's do some shots. 1.00

00:48:01.000 Matty's cousin got some fancy maker's mark.

00:48:04.000 Might as well get him a bud too.

00:48:07.000 Fancy maker's mark that is like a hundred proof, so we've been sipping off of that, which is why our grammar is not amazing.

00:48:19.000 Go ahead, caller.

00:48:21.000 Okay.

00:48:23.000 One second.

00:48:24.000 Check, check.

00:48:25.000 Yes, 206.

00:48:26.000 Hey, man.

00:48:27.000 Hello?

00:48:30.000 Hello?

00:48:32.000 Hello, hello?

00:48:32.000 Hello, hello, can you hear me?

00:48:34.000 Matty, if there's a gatorade,

00:48:38.000 There should be Gatorade in the cases under the- not in the fridge, but on the bar.

00:48:46.000 Can you hear me, buddy?

00:48:48.000 Buddy?

00:48:49.000 Our system is- never works.

00:48:53.000 Hello?

00:48:54.000 Gavin.

00:48:54.000 Hello, can you hear me?

00:48:55.000 Hey, I can hear you.

00:48:57.000 Uhuru.

00:48:58.000 Uhuru.

00:48:59.000 Hey.

00:49:00.000 Dad, I got a question for you as well as the rest of the gang.

00:49:02.000 It's a hypothetical.

00:49:04.000 So, pegging, right?

00:49:06.000 Thanks, man.

00:49:07.000 So say you're in a loving marriage, right?

00:49:10.000 Long marriage.

00:49:11.000 And your wife tells you that she's gonna leave you unless you let her peg you. 0.97

00:49:15.000 Would you do it?

00:49:17.000 I'd do it absolutely.

00:49:19.000 I might get into it.

00:49:20.000 I don't know.

00:49:22.000 Now here's a problem.

00:49:23.000 What if...

00:49:25.000 Her taste is that pegging is the majority of the intercourse. 1.00

00:49:32.000 That's when you're like, uh, I was willing to give it a whirl on New Year's Eve, but now you want, you want to fuck me up the ass every Wednesday? 1.00

00:49:42.000 Hold on, I'm coming. 1.00

00:49:47.000 I don't know, I would definitely try it.

00:49:50.000 But yeah, if you tried it and you don't like it, then it's bad news if she wants it to be a regular thing. 0.99

00:50:00.000 And if you tried it and you did like it, you're a fag. 1.00

00:50:04.000 Sorry. 0.99

00:50:04.000 So you would let pegging save your marriage? 0.99

00:50:11.000 Yes, a certain number of times.

00:50:13.000 If my wife was really, really into pegging, I would let her peg me once a year.

00:50:19.000 New Year's Eve.

00:50:20.000 He's so moved.

00:50:22.000 We don't know what he's planning.

00:50:24.000 Alright, well thanks for calling.

00:50:25.000 Alright, thanks for calling.

00:50:29.000 Yes.

00:50:30.000 Here's a letter we got.

00:50:33.000 Hey guys, can we please get a Joe Tonelli update?

00:50:36.000 It's been too long since we've heard about his untruthful exploits.

00:50:40.000 Also, please, please bring Linda back to the live show.

00:50:43.000 Linda's never coming back.

00:50:44.000 I don't know why.

00:50:45.000 I begged her on my hands and knees. 0.68

00:50:48.000 So, Joe Tonelli is a compulsive liar who was at our local that we go to after the show. 1.00

00:50:54.000 What are you guys, on your fucking phones? 1.00

00:50:56.000 Caught you. 1.00

00:50:59.000 I thought police obeyed the laws.

00:51:00.000 You guys are in big trouble.

00:51:02.000 Who's on that phone? 1.00

00:51:04.000 Joe Tinelli is an absolute imbecile, compulsive liar. 1.00

00:51:08.000 He used to be at our local, he was a bartender there. 1.00

00:51:11.000 He got a $100 tip on Memorial Day for saying he's a Marine.

00:51:14.000 He's not a Marine.

00:51:15.000 He said he went to high school in Scotland.

00:51:17.000 Matty goes, Matty and, both our parents are from Scotland.

00:51:22.000 His mother grew up like an hour, four miles from my mother.

00:51:28.000 And Matty goes,

00:51:29.000 Hey, um, so you grew up in Scotland.

00:51:32.000 What are some, you know, they've got a very thick culture there.

00:51:35.000 A lot of vernacular.

00:51:37.000 What are some of the terms you heard growing up in Glasgow in high school?

00:51:41.000 He's like, well, I don't know.

00:51:46.000 Or is it Sky The New?

00:51:47.000 Or is it Sky The Breakout?

00:51:49.000 Or is your jumper dear?

00:51:51.000 Yeah.

00:51:52.000 She's watching Jumper Son.

00:51:53.000 Is it related to that Congressman Soto's?

00:51:56.000 Santos?

00:51:57.000 Yeah.

00:51:59.000 So then my favorite part of Joe Tonelli is he goes, actually I got some good news.

00:52:03.000 I've been talking to a therapist who's going to help me with my compulsive lying.

00:52:08.000 And was it you who said bull?

00:52:10.000 Me and Jose.

00:52:11.000 Yeah.

00:52:12.000 You and Jose are like, wait a minute.

00:52:14.000 You're here at 11 a.m.

00:52:15.000 And don't leave until 11 a.m.

00:52:16.000 You don't leave until 11 p.m.

00:52:18.000 Does this therapist do night shifts? 1.00

00:52:21.000 You're fucking lying about a therapist to help you with your compulsive lying. 1.00

00:52:27.000 You fucking liar. 1.00

00:52:28.000 It's terrible. 1.00

00:52:29.000 So the last I heard of him, he got a new job and he started saying he was a Marine again.

00:52:34.000 And I think the owner of the bar was a Marine.

00:52:37.000 Fired him.

00:52:38.000 Was that Dunn's?

00:52:39.000 No, that was um...

00:52:42.000 Something Italian, like steakhouse or something.

00:52:45.000 There he is.

00:52:46.000 So the owner was like, I'm going to say this.

00:52:48.000 Like, you know how Marines are about being Marines. 0.99

00:52:50.000 So the owner was like, I'm going to say this once, but don't fucking say you're a Marine ever again. 0.99

00:52:55.000 Or you're toast. 0.99

00:52:56.000 He's like, I got it.

00:52:57.000 Like what?

00:52:58.000 Seriously?

00:52:59.000 Okay.

00:52:59.000 I got it.

00:53:00.000 And then a day later, yeah, I was in the shit in Afghanistan. 0.99

00:53:04.000 You know, that's us Marines. 0.99

00:53:07.000 So he was sent away.

00:53:08.000 But then he, not inherited, he got money from a car accident.

00:53:12.000 And he got money, he's on disability from his neck.

00:53:15.000 So he got a like four year back pay for that.

00:53:19.000 Oh yeah, didn't he get 80 grand?

00:53:21.000 Yeah, but then he got like another 36 or like 40 grand from disability.

00:53:25.000 What is he, Steven Crowder?

00:53:27.000 So now he moved out of that little closet he lived in, that old lady's.

00:53:30.000 He lived in a woman's house, yeah. 0.85

00:53:31.000 In like the attic.

00:53:33.000 So he moved out of there.

00:53:34.000 He's got a new girlfriend.

00:53:36.000 From what I hear, he sits in the bar up there in White Plains and spends between two to three hundred dollars a day.

00:53:43.000 Moved into a new apartment.

00:53:44.000 He's probably got about fifty cents left.

00:53:48.000 This is what's gonna happen with reparations, by the way.

00:53:50.000 It's not gonna be a lot of college funds.

00:53:53.000 And I heard he's been lending out money.

00:53:57.000 Remember when he answered an email about six million dollars that has to be sent from South Africa?

00:54:06.000 Oh, I got a good update.

00:54:07.000 Oh, good.

00:54:08.000 Everybody in the town I live in and where he went to high school, someone put this on YouTube.

00:54:19.000 Oh, this?

00:54:19.000 Yeah.

00:54:20.000 And they're playing it in all the bars.

00:54:23.000 Really?

00:54:23.000 Seriously?

00:54:25.000 Yeah.

00:54:25.000 From like Kelly's in Rye and all that to everywhere.

00:54:29.000 I was in the station the other day and everyone was like, what's going on?

00:54:34.000 What'd you guys do with Joe Tonelli?

00:54:36.000 I was like, oh god.

00:54:37.000 They were like, we've seen some videos of him.

00:54:40.000 We showcased him.

00:54:41.000 Really?

00:54:42.000 Yeah.

00:54:42.000 Really.

00:54:43.000 I think he blocked my number.

00:54:44.000 I tried to call him.

00:54:46.000 Me and Jose were going to go find him today. 0.98

00:54:48.000 What a meathead. 1.00

00:54:48.000 Just to break his balls. 1.00

00:54:51.000 What a meathead. 1.00

00:54:53.000 I might go do that tomorrow.

00:54:56.000 That's gold.

00:54:57.000 Remember when he pretended he worked at FedEx and he went on eBay and bought a bunch of FedEx clothes?

00:55:02.000 FedEx stuff, yeah.

00:55:05.000 And then we go, take a picture of you at work, we might believe you.

00:55:08.000 So he takes a picture of himself at like a FedEx place, but he's in front of the counter.

00:55:15.000 He actually went to the lengths of buying like a FedEx shirt.

00:55:18.000 And they're not cheap.

00:55:19.000 They're like 40 bucks.

00:55:22.000 Because I went to the FedEx where he said he was working in Elmsford.

00:55:25.000 I was like, is the guy Joe Tinelli working there?

00:55:27.000 They're like, who?

00:55:29.000 There's like no new hire here.

00:55:31.000 Yeah, we criticize him, of course, but hanging out at the bar, it was like 50% of our conversations.

00:55:39.000 Joe Tinelli's latest lies, how implausible they are, why they don't make sense, why Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't have a dojo, there's no way he could have invited you there.

00:55:47.000 Well, he was in Maricopa County Jail. 0.87

00:55:48.000 Why you didn't beat up eight dudes in county jail, eight black dudes. 0.99

00:55:53.000 But the best was when he was a trauma flight nurse. 0.89

00:55:56.000 Yes.

00:55:58.000 Landing helicopters on the highway.

00:56:00.000 You're not lying.

00:56:02.000 He was telling these guys this story.

00:56:04.000 Like he was in combat.

00:56:06.000 The helicopter swooped down and he jumped out of the helicopter and as he's running back to the helicopter with this kid that's been in this devastating car accident.

00:56:15.000 I go, Joe.

00:56:17.000 That's not how it works.

00:56:19.000 Yeah, he's watching too much man.

00:56:21.000 So then he goes to the best part.

00:56:23.000 It's not even the best part yet.

00:56:25.000 As he's running up to the chopper, he's handing off the child, a drunk driver hits him and the helicopter!

00:56:33.000 It's like an episode of Chips.

00:56:35.000 Oh God.

00:56:37.000 It's like, oh Joe, first of all, when they call in Life Flight and they're on the highway, they shut everything down.

00:56:45.000 I'm like, there's an ambulance on scene that's treating the patient already who says, we need Life Flight.

00:56:50.000 They roll up there with the gurney and then, I'm like, you're not running around.

00:56:54.000 You don't just land helicopters on a highway.

00:56:56.000 Sometimes the compliance will be false.

00:56:59.000 Yeah.

00:57:00.000 It doesn't work that way, Joe. 1.00

00:57:01.000 They are retarded. 1.00

00:57:04.000 One time, I swear to God. 1.00

00:57:06.000 He landed a helicopter on the highway, but were cars zipping by?

00:57:09.000 No, we hit a Pursuit.

00:57:11.000 I swear to God.

00:57:12.000 The whole time you guys are saying this, I'm thinking about this.

00:57:15.000 Pursuit starts in Middletown, goes south on 17th, hit the Woodbury Tolls, south on the New York State's Roadway.

00:57:23.000 So, I don't know how, maybe 10 miles south of the New York State's Roadway.

00:57:26.000 So it's gotta be like by the Palisades.

00:57:29.000 Not quite that far.

00:57:31.000 Orangetown.

00:57:31.000 Sloatsburg.

00:57:33.000 Exit 15.

00:57:34.000 Right.

00:57:35.000 We finally get the guy stopped.

00:57:38.000 Aviation was put up because of the pursuit.

00:57:40.000 Jim Torhan was the pilot.

00:57:43.000 He literally, because traffic was already stopped, because we stopped him right in the middle of the highway, we pulled the guy out of the car and I look and Jim's standing there with all his flight gear on his helmet and he's tuning the guy up with us.

00:58:01.000 But for him to land on that highway with that helicopter, there's no cars allowed.

00:58:07.000 No, no.

00:58:07.000 Everybody was stopped.

00:58:08.000 Traffic was completely stopped.

00:58:10.000 I love that terminology, tune up.

00:58:14.000 I actually grew up with him.

00:58:15.000 We went to St.

00:58:16.000 Phillips in the Bronx.

00:58:17.000 I worked with Bernie Crowley.

00:58:18.000 He was called the mechanic.

00:58:21.000 In the 4'6 precinct.

00:58:22.000 And he went at the molding commission.

00:58:25.000 They called him mechanic because he used to tune people up.

00:58:32.000 Great guy growing up.

00:58:33.000 You were at Fort Apache, the Bronx, weren't you?

00:58:36.000 Fort Apache is in the South Bronx.

00:58:38.000 I was in the 4'6.

00:58:40.000 The 4-6 was a lot busier in the 80s and the 90s because everything in the South Bronx burned down.

00:58:46.000 The 4-6 was considered South Bronx though.

00:58:50.000 That falls under PSA 7.

00:58:53.000 How far did it go down in the concourse?

00:58:54.000 About 183rd?

00:58:54.000 It started at Fordham Road and went down to 175 in the concourse.

00:58:59.000 From River to Webster and then the 4-4 precinct.

00:59:04.000 The Yankee Stadium precinct took over then.

00:59:07.000 All right, we should get behind the paywall soon.

00:59:09.000 Let's talk about Nita Fashions before we do.

00:59:12.000 Nita Fashions, I think they've left London now.

00:59:15.000 Nita Fashions is for cheap, rich guys, where you go there and get a custom suit for basically nothing. 0.77

00:59:24.000 Shirts, everything you need.

00:59:26.000 They are, what are we, 4th February?

00:59:29.000 Oh yeah, so they're in London right now at the Intercontinental London Park Lane from the 31st, oh sorry, not right now.

00:59:37.000 They're starting from the 31st of January to the 4th of February.

00:59:42.000 You go in there, you get all souped up, they measure your neck, your inseam.

00:59:48.000 It's a male version of a spa and then they have your blueprint. 0.74

00:59:51.000 It's like Prince.

00:59:52.000 I heard Prince had like a room where all these seamstresses were making outfits for him because they had his bust. 1.00

00:59:58.000 So he'd come down and put on a little purple pantsuit.

01:00:01.000 Was there a lot of seam in there?

01:00:06.000 So, you have your own Prince Room.

01:00:09.000 Once these guys make your measurements, they live in Hong Kong, they send you swatches, but when you go to these particular things, they show you the swatches, show you the shirts, and you get custom suits.

01:00:23.000 A suit could be as cheap as $800, a shirt could be as cheap as $50.

01:00:27.000 At the other end of the spectrum, you could do like a $2,000 suit, $100 shirt.

01:00:34.000 But here in America, if you have a custom suit made, you're looking at five grand.

01:00:38.000 It's just untenable.

01:00:40.000 And it's no fun.

01:00:41.000 But these suits are so comfortable, so perfect.

01:00:45.000 It's like you're wearing pajamas.

01:00:46.000 You go to the wedding, you're the only guy that's not uncomfortable.

01:00:50.000 You go to a funeral, and we all love funerals.

01:00:52.000 You're the only guy not suffering.

01:00:53.000 You go to a job interview, you're just better

01:00:56.000 Off.

01:00:56.000 You're more you because you're more relaxed.

01:00:59.000 It literally feels like pajamas.

01:01:02.000 I'm not exaggerating and I hate the word literally.

01:01:05.000 So what you do is you contact these guys on their Instagram.

01:01:08.000 That seems to be the best way to contact them.

01:01:10.000 You DM them and ideally you can set up a meeting when they're in your town.

01:01:15.000 And when I say your town, they're in Glasgow, London, Toronto, New York,

01:01:20.000 Singapore like they tour the world doing these measurements and showing swatches and then they go back to Hong Kong and make the suits.

01:01:27.000 You see me wearing suits on this show 90 percent of the time and all of my suits are Anita fashions.

01:01:33.000 Couple Ted Baker blazers but mostly Anita fashions.

01:01:37.000 So set up an appointment with them.

01:01:39.000 You can do it online too.

01:01:40.000 You can do a FaceTime thing or whatever is Zoom call and they'll measure you there.

01:01:45.000 Your wife sort of holds the tape measure around your neck.

01:01:48.000 Consider strangling you and then you get You get your blueprint there. 0.99

01:01:53.000 I love it. 0.93

01:01:54.000 I love it in person.

01:01:55.000 It's a lot more fun in person Oh, there there's me hanging out with these dudes So the reason I look so incredibly gorgeous on this show all the time is because of need of fashions Tell you see you were wearing Tuesday was pretty sharp that what the black suit you were in Tuesday the Jesse James one

01:02:16.000 No, I started catching up.

01:02:18.000 It kind of looked like a preacher, like a priest kind of outfit.

01:02:21.000 No, no, no, the blue, that was actually blue.

01:02:24.000 It was dark blue?

01:02:25.000 Sometimes the colors don't convey here with very dark blue and black.

01:02:29.000 Oh yeah, that's pretty sharp.

01:02:30.000 That's Nita fashion. 0.99

01:02:31.000 You know what comes in handy too, especially with the colors, they have these cool swatch stickers.

01:02:36.000 And you can kind of like carry them around and put them on and you can like put it against your thing.

01:02:40.000 So like, what would the tie look like with this?

01:02:42.000 And you have this awesome, I kind of put it on my arm and I have like it just on my arm, like an awesome swatch sticker.

01:02:48.000 And I like to cover my room with them too.

01:02:50.000 Just a room full of swatch stickers.

01:02:52.000 And they're really convenient.

01:02:55.000 Yet again, you can match and kind of party with them.

01:02:58.000 And these different swatches.

01:03:00.000 You can even make a flag if you want.

01:03:02.000 And you could just be marching around proud of this print that you have.

01:03:06.000 You could work on them with some designs.

01:03:08.000 Yeah, it was a suit he was wearing on Tuesday.

01:03:09.000 Right.

01:03:10.000 And then you have this awesome flag that you're just marching around with with a huge swatch sticker on it.

01:03:14.000 And it's a lot of fun for the whole family too.

01:03:16.000 You can get kid suits, women's suits.

01:03:18.000 They make like pantsuits for women. 1.00

01:03:21.000 But yeah, these swatch stickers.

01:03:23.000 Very cool, very powerful, strong invention that they came up with there.

01:03:26.000 By the way, Matty.

01:03:27.000 Yes?

01:03:28.000 You survived.

01:03:30.000 Just a teaser now.

01:03:31.000 Okay, I just sent you a picture.

01:03:32.000 You had a health crisis.

01:03:34.000 Yesterday, yes.

01:03:35.000 In the upcoming... Matty should be able to picture it.

01:03:37.000 Well, whatever that last night I ate when we left the supermarket almost killed me.

01:03:42.000 Anaphylactic shock.

01:03:43.000 Yeah.

01:03:44.000 Thank God for Benadryl. 0.99

01:03:45.000 That was fucking crazy. 0.99

01:03:46.000 So we thought Matty was gonna die. 1.00

01:03:47.000 Did you just do a swastika joke during an ad read?

01:03:52.000 No, right after.

01:03:54.000 No, I think the company was still up.

01:03:57.000 Swatch sticker, I said.

01:03:59.000 Yeah.

01:03:59.000 Who's on first?

01:04:01.000 Okay, so we apologize, City of Fashions, for an inappropriate Nazi joke during a fucking ad read, but please go to them. 0.83

01:04:10.000 Alright, are the Super Chats up or have they been shut down? 0.97

01:04:14.000 I think they're back.

01:04:16.000 We'll check up on those.

01:04:18.000 I know my accountant was getting nervous that we're giving money to Jan Sixers, but we did the research.

01:04:26.000 When you get charity, if you spend it all on the guy, you're

01:04:33.000 You're good.

01:04:36.000 Hey Policeman John, call white men whiskey mics.

01:04:42.000 What would you call?

01:04:44.000 What?

01:04:44.000 Cops call white men whiskey mics.

01:04:46.000 What would you call Ryan?

01:04:47.000 Oh, I see.

01:04:49.000 I've never heard of whiskey mic before.

01:04:50.000 White man? 0.80

01:04:51.000 Oh, whiskey mic.

01:04:57.000 It's not a New York thing, I guess.

01:04:59.000 That's a military phonetic alphabet.

01:05:01.000 Yeah.

01:05:02.000 It's not when a... Something with the cops, yes.

01:05:05.000 Is M Mike?

01:05:06.000 M is Mike, I guess, huh?

01:05:07.000 Yeah.

01:05:08.000 No, did you just ask if the word Mike starts with an M?

01:05:12.000 No, no, I asked if that was the phonetical alphabet.

01:05:14.000 Mary.

01:05:15.000 Mary is the acronym for the police department.

01:05:16.000 Right.

01:05:17.000 Oh, phew.

01:05:18.000 So we go Sector Mary.

01:05:19.000 Where you at?

01:05:20.000 Sector is a police car.

01:05:22.000 Because when you get a precinct, think of it as a pizzeria.

01:05:25.000 A slice of, you know, pizza pie.

01:05:29.000 You cut it into slices, and you'd have Sector Adam, Boy, Charlie, David.

01:05:36.000 And in certain areas where you've got a lot of area to cover, you might be Ida Jon.

01:05:41.000 And whatever 911 calls come in, we'll go, hey, sector 46 Charlie, you have a job here.

01:05:48.000 Are there cool names for different races?

01:05:51.000 No.

01:05:53.000 Promise?

01:05:54.000 Well, I will tell you, you know, this is my first time meeting him, and again,

01:06:04.000 We had a case, I was telling you earlier, we went all the way upstate New York, and we're doing a narcotics case out of Washington Heights, they're selling, of course all the heroin's coming from Queens, it goes to Washington Heights, it goes all the way upstate, and we didn't know where we were driving around up there.

01:06:21.000 It was all the way up there, and we didn't have a clue, so they partnered us up with another state trooper, so I'm with this other state trooper, he says, all the Canadians live over here.

01:06:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:34.000 I know that too. 1.00

01:06:34.000 I was like, fucking Canadians! 1.00

01:06:37.000 We're fucking 200 miles from the border, what are you doing down here? 1.00

01:06:40.000 Then I didn't realize what Canadian stood for. 0.99

01:06:42.000 Oh yeah, yeah, classic.

01:06:44.000 Well in parts of Westchester it means Jew. 0.98

01:06:47.000 In Austin it means black, and here it means black. 1.00

01:06:49.000 It means like, the thing you're not supposed to say. 0.99

01:06:53.000 But if you're in an area where there's no blacks, then like wasps will call Jews Canadians. 0.98

01:06:59.000 It's the bad word. 0.95

01:06:59.000 And it hurts me as a Canadian because it means no one's talking about us. 0.95

01:07:03.000 So if someone talks about us, people go, well, it can't be Canadians because no one talks about them.

01:07:09.000 The Jersey State Troopers, they used to call all the New Yorkers going down to New Jersey Shore, the Bennys.

01:07:16.000 I pulled over a couple of Bennys, I gave them a ticket. 1.00

01:07:18.000 Why Bennys?

01:07:20.000 I didn't, that was their slang.

01:07:21.000 I don't understand that.

01:07:23.000 We used to call them Mondays sometimes.

01:07:25.000 What does Mondays mean?

01:07:27.000 Everybody hates him.

01:07:28.000 Isn't it true he used to call upstate cops cupcakes?

01:07:38.000 Cupcake! 0.95

01:07:39.000 They live in East Cupcake.

01:07:39.000 They live up in East Cupcake.

01:07:42.000 I heard that from Larry Barnes.

01:07:44.000 He says that all the time.

01:07:45.000 Coach Barnes.

01:07:46.000 Cupcake! 0.95

01:07:48.000 Well, some of the people that Larry Barnes calls cupcakes are actually really good people and have been misunderstood.

01:07:53.000 So far, it's been one for one.

01:07:55.000 No, I think the word has been bastardized.

01:07:59.000 I think if you'd look into a lot of people that he calls cupcakes, you'd realize that they're actually pretty tough.

01:08:05.000 Pretty tough guys.

01:08:06.000 You get all these people from East Cupcake, Long Island.

01:08:09.000 They're coming on the NYPD.

01:08:11.000 They've never been on a train before.

01:08:13.000 And now they're transit cops. 1.00

01:08:14.000 And they're like, what the fuck? 1.00

01:08:18.000 This thing's fast! 0.99

01:08:24.000 Let's get behind the paywall but let's do some live chats, super chats before we do.

01:08:29.000 Raising money for Max and John who fought Antifa.

01:08:34.000 We got one.

01:08:35.000 These aren't all of them here.

01:08:36.000 So we got to get all of them, right?

01:08:38.000 The bottom.

01:08:39.000 Here's the the most recent is in the bottom.

01:08:41.000 The one right after that is from last week.

01:08:42.000 So we are OK.

01:08:44.000 I don't care about five dollar ones.

01:08:45.000 We already showed it.

01:08:46.000 I'd be really curious to see how that offer compares to Matt Walsh's current contract.

01:08:51.000 Yeah, me too.

01:08:52.000 I bet Matt is still under contract.

01:08:53.000 They gave him when he moved to Nashville.

01:08:55.000 He used to film his podcast for DW in his car.

01:09:00.000 And he exploded this year.

01:09:01.000 Yeah, he did a groundbreaking movie, What is a Woman?

01:09:04.000 So I bet his current contract is way behind.

01:09:07.000 I bet the most Matt Walsh's contract could possibly be is a million dollars a year. 0.95

01:09:12.000 So he must see fucking Crowder get offered 13 as a first offer, by the way. 0.97

01:09:19.000 That means that's your base. 0.97

01:09:21.000 But what does Crowder have as a base on YouTube?

01:09:25.000 He can't monetize YouTube.

01:09:27.000 No, but he's bringing a fan base.

01:09:29.000 A huge fan base.

01:09:30.000 For like 10 years, yeah, to be fair.

01:09:31.000 Yeah, massive fan base.

01:09:33.000 But all the eggs are in that basket.

01:09:36.000 Yeah.

01:09:37.000 Right, if they do pay to go over.

01:09:40.000 You're banking on that?

01:09:41.000 And I've heard that like the people who watch you for free, 7% of them are willing to pay.

01:09:47.000 Huh.

01:09:49.000 That's one of the numbers.

01:09:51.000 Fight me! 1.00

01:09:52.000 Ryan Gavin, you are too old and gay. 1.00

01:09:54.000 I'm 32 and had my first boxing match a couple months ago. 0.99

01:09:58.000 I see Ryan is starting to spar.

01:09:59.000 Since we are close in age and experience, he should fight me.

01:10:02.000 I'm 0-1, so Ryan shouldn't be too scared. 1.00

01:10:05.000 Don't be a pussy. 1.00

01:10:06.000 Accept my challenge. 1.00

01:10:07.000 I'll fly out to you.

01:10:09.000 I'll buy five one-year long subscriptions.

01:10:12.000 Blah blah blah.

01:10:16.000 If you win you will advertise for me for on five episodes what?

01:10:21.000 What does that mean?

01:10:21.000 We could discuss the... Product to be determined I can fight you between the months of April and June.

01:10:26.000 What's your weight?

01:10:27.000 That's all I want to know. 1.00

01:10:28.000 What if it's some fucking beast? 1.00

01:10:31.000 What if it's a little guy? 1.00

01:10:32.000 I need at least two months to get in shape.

01:10:34.000 You know what I saw recently? 1.00

01:10:35.000 I saw Andrew Tate fighting some male feminist who decided he wanted to kick his ass and 0.98

01:10:43.000 I'm not saying Ryan is a professional fighter, but don't challenge professional fighters to fights. 0.98

01:10:52.000 How many times have we seen this happen?

01:10:54.000 Andrew Tate was a four-time world champ.

01:10:56.000 Yeah.

01:10:57.000 They're like, I was a street fighter.

01:10:59.000 I've been to jail.

01:11:00.000 I want to fight the owner of this gym. 0.88

01:11:03.000 The guy's like, OK.

01:11:05.000 Boop-a-doop-boop-bootily-boop-boop. 1.00

01:11:07.000 I got a good video of me and you sparring, actually.

01:11:10.000 The one that DocVid videotaped us.

01:11:13.000 Well, if I'm not losing, I'd love to show it.

01:11:16.000 And if I am losing, please delete it.

01:11:22.000 It's 50-50.

01:11:23.000 Oh, good.

01:11:25.000 When was that?

01:11:26.000 Was that when I was doing a lot of, like, the low Larry Barnsey-ing things?

01:11:31.000 A lot of times when coach tells us to get into the ring, Ryan will probably say, hey, don't hit me.

01:11:37.000 Just, you know, pretend.

01:11:39.000 Wait, what?

01:11:41.000 No, I'm just... Oh, okay.

01:11:41.000 Oh, really?

01:11:43.000 I was like, dude, what?

01:11:45.000 That'd be crazy.

01:11:48.000 I just sent you the Andrew Tate thing, though.

01:11:50.000 Oh, why?

01:11:51.000 The guy goes to some dude's gym and says, I want to fight Andrew Tate because he's sexist.

01:11:57.000 What?

01:11:58.000 Oh, Jesus.

01:11:59.000 What are you thinking?

01:12:01.000 How about you fight a woman and prove that they're equal? 1.00

01:12:03.000 Yeah, that would be better.

01:12:04.000 No, that's boring.

01:12:07.000 Is that what I sent you?

01:12:10.000 This is the last thing that you just sent me. 0.99

01:12:12.000 Oh shit, sorry. 0.98

01:12:13.000 I didn't mean to send you that. 0.99

01:12:15.000 He's okay. 1.00

01:12:16.000 Gays, raping kids, Biden totally uncomfortable. 1.00

01:12:19.000 Can we take one call while we do that? 1.00

01:12:22.000 Uh, yes.

01:12:23.000 Alright.

01:12:24.000 We have 615, you're on the live.

01:12:26.000 Go ahead 615.

01:12:27.000 Hey, what's going on y'all?

01:12:31.000 Hey, so uh...

01:12:31.000 Hey man!

01:12:35.000 As far as your tour for this year.

01:12:38.000 And racism.

01:12:39.000 I was wondering what cities you were considering.

01:12:47.000 I don't know offhand but red cities like Coeur d'Alene would be a good one. 0.98

01:12:52.000 Fucking Denver or near Denver. 0.98

01:12:56.000 Basically all of Florida. 0.99

01:12:58.000 Nashville.

01:12:59.000 Nashville?

01:13:00.000 Nashville would be good.

01:13:01.000 Nashville's kind of woke though.

01:13:03.000 Yeah.

01:13:04.000 From what I hear, at least.

01:13:05.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:13:07.000 It's getting woker, but there's a lot of venues, though.

01:13:11.000 Yeah, I was just there.

01:13:12.000 I got these incredible jeans there.

01:13:15.000 Nice.

01:13:16.000 They're the best pants I've ever had.

01:13:18.000 Do you live in Nashville?

01:13:21.000 I do.

01:13:22.000 Have you ever been to, uh... I gotta pull them down to see the name.

01:13:27.000 Oh, God!

01:13:28.000 Emojean and Willie?

01:13:31.000 Uh, no.

01:13:33.000 I've never heard of that. 0.99

01:13:35.000 Wait, wait, is it like, um, is it on Broadway and shit? 0.98

01:13:45.000 Mainstrip? 0.96

01:13:46.000 Was it on the main... Yeah, but they got the one main drag with all the country boys. 0.95

01:13:59.000 You said it's koala-ty?

01:14:01.000 Can't be more koala-ty than this.

01:14:05.000 Finally, a good joke from Ryan.

01:14:06.000 Jesus Christ, it's been an hour and 15 minutes.

01:14:09.000 I understand swastikas aren't the chillest thing to joke about, but swatch sticker? 0.56

01:14:13.000 That's very good.

01:14:14.000 Alright, thanks for calling.

01:14:17.000 Let's watch a male feminist challenge Andrew Tate to a fight to the death. 1.00

01:14:23.000 They're not even in a ring.

01:14:30.000 Look at those giant gloves too, they're like 16 ounce gloves.

01:14:47.000 That's a duff.

01:14:48.000 Did you see the body?

01:14:49.000 My favorite part of that video is the body shots in the middle.

01:14:51.000 Yeah, you can't breathe, you can't fight.

01:14:53.000 Yeah.

01:14:55.000 Not that one.

01:14:57.000 It's in the middle.

01:14:58.000 He's clearly having fun.

01:15:10.000 You know those drills?

01:15:13.000 The drills where you miss the uppercut on purpose?

01:15:15.000 Do you think he missed the uppercut on purpose?

01:15:18.000 To get momentum for a left hook? 0.52

01:15:20.000 That uppercut would be so painful.

01:15:22.000 John's worst fear is uppercuts.

01:15:30.000 The one he knocks him down with.

01:15:31.000 Oh, it's clear.

01:15:33.000 See, I like those.

01:15:34.000 I like those body shots.

01:15:35.000 They're not glamorous.

01:15:36.000 Well, that's a liver shot right there. 0.93

01:15:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:38.000 That's ending him.

01:15:40.000 And you can kind of see the guy go, I don't feel so good.

01:15:44.000 Yeah, you see that face?

01:15:46.000 He's probably going to piss blood.

01:15:51.000 What were you thinking?

01:15:54.000 Did you think Andrew Tate was fake and he's never been in a fight?

01:15:58.000 It was all an act?

01:16:02.000 The word for that is just a duff.

01:16:06.000 That's just a duff.

01:16:10.000 And then to collapse on a weight like a treadmill is funny.

01:16:14.000 Okay, I want to go behind the paywall now.

01:16:18.000 Are we all caught up on the super chats?

01:16:21.000 No, I think there was a hundred dollar one that we still... Okay, let's do it.

01:16:25.000 All right.

01:16:29.000 Oh no, that was the $100 one.

01:16:30.000 So we have a $50, $10, and $25.

01:16:32.000 Okay, so that guy who wants to fight you, I mean, we're open to that, right?

01:16:35.000 It's the same weight class.

01:16:36.000 I'd like to know your weight class, and that's about it.

01:16:38.000 Maddie, have you been bitten by a tick lately?

01:16:41.000 They cause the mammalian meat.

01:16:43.000 Yeah, that is true.

01:16:44.000 If you get certain types of Lyme, you can't eat red meat.

01:16:49.000 But no, I wasn't eating red meat at the time.

01:16:51.000 I ate red meat later on after that.

01:16:56.000 It was nuts.

01:16:56.000 You were eating nuts.

01:16:57.000 It was some kind of Brazilian nut.

01:16:59.000 It was nuts.

01:17:00.000 Yeah.

01:17:00.000 It was crazy.

01:17:00.000 Do you have a nut allergy?

01:17:02.000 I didn't know until yesterday.

01:17:03.000 Apparently.

01:17:04.000 Your whole life you've been eating nuts and never had a problem.

01:17:06.000 I never had this one particular nut yesterday.

01:17:09.000 I've been swallowing nuts my whole life.

01:17:13.000 Is that something you could develop?

01:17:14.000 Have you eaten these nuts?

01:17:16.000 These nuts?

01:17:18.000 Deez Nuts are here when I close my eyes. 1.00

01:17:25.000 It changed my voice.

01:17:26.000 It was crazy.

01:17:27.000 It was weird, dude.

01:17:29.000 It felt like somebody was strangling me.

01:17:30.000 I'm gonna get you an EpiPen for the Deez Nuts. 1.00

01:17:34.000 I know.

01:17:36.000 Next chat thingamadoodle.

01:17:39.000 Why can't women grasp where North, West, East, and South is without a compass? 1.00

01:17:46.000 I guess they've never had to.

01:17:48.000 I heard that the other day.

01:17:49.000 Go down a bit.

01:17:51.000 Is that Steven Crowder?

01:17:52.000 What are your thoughts on dating a girl who flip-flops on the relationship?

01:17:56.000 I've dated this girl and we'll reconnect every year or so and she always ends it.

01:18:01.000 That's just a Friends With Benefits.

01:18:02.000 Because we have a lot in common.

01:18:04.000 Yeah, she's done.

01:18:06.000 Yeah.

01:18:06.000 It's done.

01:18:07.000 Keep Banger though.

01:18:09.000 Banger if you're bored.

01:18:10.000 That's a FWB.

01:18:12.000 Friends With Benefits.

01:18:13.000 Friends With Benefits.

01:18:14.000 Friendy with Benny.

01:18:16.000 Alright guys, we're going behind the paywall now.

01:18:17.000 We'll continue taking calls, reading letters, talking to the cops, the felons, and Sylvia.

01:18:23.000 But as far as you freeloaders go, you're done.

01:18:26.000 So you're kicked out of here.

01:18:27.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:18:56.000 The disco and I think I've got a ball I ask her lots of questions that she hangs on to the wall I kiss it for the first time and now

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 22, 2023

GOML LIVE #179 - A MILLION A MONTH (part 1)

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