Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 17, 2023


GOML LIVE #182


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

130.43478

Word Count

650

Sentence Count

69

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

Devon talks about his early days in the music business, the early days of his career as a musician, and how he became a comedian. He also tells the story of how he almost died on stage in front of thousands of people.


Transcript

00:00:15.000 New York is Devil Monday One with Devon Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.
00:00:44.000 Here we are, Thursday nights.
00:00:46.000 It's free.
00:00:49.000 Lap it up, motherfuckers.
00:00:52.000 We used to do this show in many different ways.
00:00:55.000 It's meant to advertise the brand, but the strange part about this Thursday night show is it's nothing like any other show.
00:01:01.000 It's a very unique show.
00:01:03.000 It's become a cops and robber show.
00:01:06.000 We have a bunch of cops and we have a robber.
00:01:09.000 And we talk about shit.
00:01:11.000 We go through cop videos.
00:01:13.000 We take calls.
00:01:15.000 We discuss the day's events.
00:01:20.000 We also promote our sponsors.
00:01:22.000 We don't do sponsors normally.
00:01:23.000 So this show is meant to advertise the brand.
00:01:26.000 It has nothing to do with the brand whatsoever.
00:01:28.000 That opening band was Zulu, a very awesome hardcore band, black dudes.
00:01:36.000 I think they're from LA.
00:01:38.000 And they're not a big fan of the white guys, which hurts my feelings because I'm one of those dudes.
00:01:44.000 But I can take it.
00:01:46.000 I don't think you can enjoy art if you are hung up about what the people making the art feel.
00:01:54.000 So if you hate me and you make good art, I don't care.
00:01:57.000 I actually have friends that don't like me.
00:02:01.000 Like Jay Johnson, one of the funniest people in the world, comedian in LA.
00:02:06.000 Not a comedian, a funny dude in L.A. I don't think he's a big fan of the G. But when I go down there, I hang out with him.
00:02:11.000 I torture him with my personality, and we have a good time.
00:02:15.000 We have been drinking all day.
00:02:18.000 We recording Anal Chinook songs with Rick Rubin.
00:02:22.000 Rick Rubin came to my house and set up a studio.
00:02:26.000 And we recorded seven of eight of our live songs.
00:02:33.000 What's going on with that framing there, Ryan?
00:02:37.000 It's avant-carde.
00:02:39.000 Oh, okay.
00:02:40.000 So, Rick, thank you for the songs today.
00:02:43.000 I don't know why you're cropped out like that.
00:02:46.000 We recorded Pubic Lice, Women's Rights song, Red Blisters.
00:02:52.000 We recorded a song about the ozone layer, a song about acid rain.
00:02:59.000 It's weird recording songs from a 1980s hardcore band because none of these things exist anymore.
00:03:05.000 There is no acid rain.
00:03:07.000 There is no ozone layer problem anymore.
00:03:10.000 That's like a Portlandia sketch where it's like, in 2023, you're going to be dead.
00:03:14.000 Yeah.
00:03:15.000 And it's like 2023?
00:03:17.000 Well, back then, we were like, in 1990, we're all going to be dead.
00:03:24.000 It's like, well, it's been 23 years since then.
00:03:27.000 No, 33 years.
00:03:29.000 We also have some cops here.
00:03:31.000 John and John, retired cops from the Bronx.
00:03:35.000 They will be confronting Rick Rubin about various cop videos we have.
00:03:39.000 You might be asking, where the fuck is Maddie?
00:03:43.000 True.
00:03:44.000 Dude, do you know this story?
00:03:46.000 No.
00:03:47.000 I went to pick him up and he was dying of AIDS.
00:03:50.000 What?
00:03:52.000 He was doing the weirdest cough I've ever heard.
00:03:54.000 We started out joking like, haha, what the fuck?
00:03:57.000 What is that?
00:03:58.000 And then 17 coughs later.
00:04:02.000 What?
00:04:02.000 Like it was non-stop coughs?
00:04:04.000 Hey, man, are you okay?
00:04:07.000 It was a weird, froggy, like, and he was puking.
00:04:12.000 Jesus.
00:04:13.000 He looks horrible.
00:04:14.000 And he goes, should I come, boss?
00:04:16.000 Should I come?
00:04:16.000 And I was like, I'm not going to say yes to that.
00:04:20.000 Make you sit on that chair, and then you die.
00:04:23.000 And you died for a show.
00:04:25.000 But what I was saying to John Budd, I'm going to call you Bud and Camo.
00:04:31.000 What I said to Bud was, his dad died like five years ago when he was this age.
00:04:40.000 So he's kind of living on borrowed time.
00:04:43.000 Damn.
00:04:44.000 I'm scared of that.
00:04:45.000 Yeah, but what was that whole thing with selling the bongo drums in the meantime?
00:04:50.000 His roommate is a Peruvian musician.
00:04:55.000 So he was going to a concert to play bongos.