Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #182 - NEW COPS

00:00:15.000 New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!

00:00:42.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn Live.

00:00:44.000 Here we are Thursday nights!

00:00:47.000 It's free! 1.00

00:00:49.000 Lap it up, motherfuckers! 1.00

00:00:52.000 We used to do this show in many different ways. 1.00

00:00:55.000 It's meant to advertise the brand but the strange part about this Thursday night show is it's nothing like any other show.

00:01:01.000 It's a very unique show.

00:01:03.000 It's become a cops and robber show. 1.00

00:01:06.000 We have a bunch of cops and we have a robber and we talk about shit. 1.00

00:01:12.000 We go through cop videos. 0.99

00:01:13.000 We take calls.

00:01:15.000 We discuss the day's events.

00:01:20.000 We also promote our sponsors.

00:01:21.000 We don't do sponsors normally.

00:01:23.000 So this show is meant to advertise the brand and it has nothing to do with the brand whatsoever.

00:01:28.000 That opening band was Zulu, a very awesome hardcore band, black dudes. 0.56

00:01:36.000 I think they're from LA.

00:01:38.000 And they're not a big fan of the white guys, which hurts my feelings because I'm one of those dudes.

00:01:44.000 But I can take it.

00:01:46.000 I don't think you can enjoy art if you are hung up about what the people making the art feel.

00:01:54.000 So if you hate me and you make good art, I don't care.

00:01:58.000 I actually have friends that don't like me.

00:02:01.000 Like Jay Johnson.

00:02:02.000 One of the funniest people in the world.

00:02:04.000 Comedian in L.A.

00:02:06.000 Not a comedian, a funny dude in L.A.

00:02:07.000 I don't think he's a big fan of the G. But when I go down there, I hang out with him.

00:02:11.000 I torture him with my personality and we have a good time.

00:02:15.000 We have been drinking all day.

00:02:17.000 We're recording Anal Chinook songs with Rick Rubin.

00:02:23.000 Rick Rubin came to my house and set up a studio and we recorded seven of eight of our live songs.

00:02:33.000 What's going on with that framing there, Ryan?

00:02:37.000 It's avant-garde.

00:02:39.000 Oh, OK.

00:02:40.000 So, Rick, thank you for the songs today.

00:02:42.000 I don't know why you're cropped out like that.

00:02:47.000 We recorded Pubic Lice, a women's rights song, Red Blisters. 0.64

00:02:52.000 We recorded a song about the ozone layer, a song about acid rain.

00:02:59.000 It's weird recording songs from a 1980s hardcore band because none of these things exist anymore.

00:03:05.000 There is no acid rain.

00:03:07.000 There is no ozone layer problem anymore.

00:03:10.000 That's like a Portlandia sketch where it's like, in 2023 you're gonna be dead!

00:03:14.000 Yeah.

00:03:15.000 And it's like 2023.

00:03:15.000 Well, back then we were like, in 1990 we're all gonna be dead!

00:03:19.000 Yeah.

00:03:24.000 It's like, well, it's been 23 years since then.

00:03:27.000 No, 33 years.

00:03:29.000 We also have some cops here. 0.68

00:03:31.000 John and John, retired cops from the Bronx.

00:03:35.000 They will be confronting Rick Rubin about various cop videos we have. 0.99

00:03:39.000 You might be asking, where the fuck is Matty? 0.99

00:03:43.000 True. 0.99

00:03:44.000 Dude, do you know this story?

00:03:46.000 No.

00:03:47.000 I went to pick him up and he was dying of AIDS.

00:03:50.000 What?

00:03:52.000 He was doing the weirdest cough I've ever heard. 1.00

00:03:54.000 We started out joking like, haha, what the fuck? 0.99

00:03:57.000 What is that? 0.99

00:03:58.000 And then 17 coughs later... What?

00:04:02.000 Like it was non-stop coughs?

00:04:04.000 Hey man, are you okay?

00:04:07.000 It was a weird froggy like... And he was puking. 1.00

00:04:12.000 Jesus. 0.93

00:04:13.000 He looks horrible.

00:04:14.000 And he goes, should I come boss?

00:04:16.000 Should I come?

00:04:16.000 And I was like, I'm not going to say yes to that.

00:04:20.000 Make you sit on that chair and then you die. 0.99

00:04:23.000 And you died for a show. 0.97

00:04:25.000 But what I was saying to John Bud, I'm going to call you Bud and Camo.

00:04:31.000 What I said to Bud was his dad died like five years ago when he was this age.

00:04:40.000 So he's kind of living on borrowed time.

00:04:43.000 Yeah.

00:04:44.000 Yeah.

00:04:45.000 I'm scared of that.

00:04:45.000 I don't like that.

00:04:46.000 Yeah, but what was that whole thing with selling the bongo drums in the meantime?

00:04:50.000 His roommate is a Peruvian musician.

00:04:55.000 So he was going to a concert to play bongos. 1.00

00:04:59.000 His roommate plays, like, merengue shit. 1.00

00:05:01.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:02.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:03.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:04.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:05.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:06.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:07.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:08.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:09.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:10.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:11.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:12.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:13.000 Merengue! 1.00

00:05:14.000 Merengue

00:05:15.000 Little strange.

00:05:16.000 Little strange!

00:05:17.000 His roommate's name's like Yayo.

00:05:19.000 And Coke is Yayo.

00:05:21.000 So he's very sensitive about being called Yayo. 0.99

00:05:24.000 But I'm like, sorry, I can't remember your stupid names, guys. 0.99

00:05:27.000 Every time somebody's like, I put two kilos of Yayo up my ass for a flight, he's like, don't do that. 1.00

00:05:33.000 But everybody loves Coke. 0.99

00:05:35.000 Sorry, Ryan, can you pull up what a kilo of Coke is?

00:05:39.000 If you make it into a tube.

00:05:40.000 No, too late.

00:05:42.000 It's too late. 1.00

00:05:43.000 You just said someone put two kilos of Coke up their ass. 1.00

00:05:46.000 I'm guessing this is a kilo of Coke. 1.00

00:05:49.000 No, you can't do that. 1.00

00:05:51.000 There's no two kilos of Coke up your ass. 1.00

00:05:55.000 Let me see. 1.00

00:05:56.000 OK.

00:05:56.000 I want to see a kilo of Coke next to like a jar of pickles or a banana.

00:06:03.000 Looks like no bananas, no jars.

00:06:04.000 Would you even put a jar of pickles?

00:06:05.000 How convenient for you.

00:06:06.000 Would you even make it with a jar of pickles?

00:06:09.000 No. 1.00

00:06:10.000 You know what I could fit up my ass? 1.00

00:06:12.000 A grain of rice. 1.00

00:06:14.000 I could shit out a polar bear, but I could, I could get back in one of his eyelashes. 0.99

00:06:21.000 That's true. 1.00

00:06:25.000 That's what I always thought with fags. 1.00

00:06:27.000 I'm like, why do you guys want huge cocks? 1.00

00:06:30.000 If I was a fag, I'd want the tiniest dick around. 1.00

00:06:33.000 And I say that, I said that once to Taylor Mead at Max Fish of the Mead, you know, Mead Paper. 1.00

00:06:39.000 Like, yeah, he was in Andy Warhol movies. 0.51

00:06:43.000 In the 50s and 60s, he was a washed up old decrepit 70s, 70 year old fag at our bar in Lower East Side on Ludlow Street. 1.00

00:06:52.000 And I said, Taylor, I don't get like the huge cock thing. 1.00

00:06:57.000 Wouldn't you want a small dick? 1.00

00:06:59.000 Like, I would want to date an Asian baby if I was a fag. 1.00

00:07:04.000 And he slams his fists on the table, and he goes, I HATE LAZY THINKING! 1.00

00:07:11.000 He kept screaming that, and the bouncers had to, like, grab him and take him out of the bar. 0.75

00:07:15.000 There he is.

00:07:16.000 They had to drag him out of the bar as he screamed, I hate lazy thinking.

00:07:20.000 I think he's dead now.

00:07:22.000 I was like, I don't think it's lazy thinking.

00:07:24.000 I think it's a great point. 1.00

00:07:25.000 I hate lazy assholes. 1.00

00:07:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:28.000 Be brave. 1.00

00:07:30.000 I am a lazy asshole, but... Alright, so as you know, the way this show goes is we take calls. 1.00

00:07:38.000 We look at cop videos. 0.99

00:07:41.000 We read emails, and we raised money for Max and John. 0.96

00:07:48.000 Max and John are two proud boys who beat the shit out of Antifa, not even badly. 0.74

00:07:53.000 Like, they were fine in three days. 0.88

00:07:56.000 And they got four years, so we raised money for them via Super Chats.

00:07:59.000 They're getting out, dude, now!

00:08:01.000 Wait, two months?

00:08:02.000 What?

00:08:03.000 No, it's February 16th.

00:08:05.000 They're getting out, I think, in a month.

00:08:07.000 We have been following them, supporting them, helping them for four years and it's over in a month.

00:08:15.000 Wow.

00:08:16.000 Wow.

00:08:18.000 That's crazy.

00:08:20.000 Big deal.

00:08:21.000 So we'll be reading these and then we go behind the paywall.

00:08:25.000 I always say we're going to go behind the paywall and I never really get around to it till the end of the show.

00:08:29.000 So we'll see what happens.

00:08:31.000 These are t-shirts we sell on the site.

00:08:33.000 It says what happened in Vegas.

00:08:36.000 Ryan made these.

00:08:37.000 That's correct.

00:08:38.000 I think it's a very relevant shirt.

00:08:40.000 What happened in Vegas? 0.99

00:08:42.000 Nobody fucking knows. 0.99

00:08:44.000 Why don't we know? 0.99

00:08:45.000 Because it stays in Vegas.

00:08:48.000 I don't know anything about what happened in Vegas. 1.00

00:08:50.000 I don't know anything about those fucking bombs. 0.99

00:08:54.000 The pipe bombs that were in front of the DNC and the RNC headquarters. 1.00

00:08:59.000 Nothing.

00:09:01.000 No information.

00:09:03.000 But we hear a lot about some country singer who said the N-word on his way home one night.

00:09:09.000 Wallen Morgan?

00:09:10.000 We got plenty of that!

00:09:13.000 Thank God we have plenty of that.

00:09:15.000 Paula Deen, she'll never have a career again. 0.98

00:09:18.000 Pull up the Super Chats here, alright guys?

00:09:24.000 Alright.

00:09:26.000 And we'll read those out to start the show.

00:09:28.000 I also, uh, get Sean's, um, I forgot to print out Sean's emails of the, um, sponsors.

00:09:37.000 God, I've been singing hardcore punk all day and the headaches you get from that is brutal.

00:09:45.000 It's hard to yell all day.

00:09:48.000 And then I got my daughter, there's this retarded woman's rights song I wrote in 1987 when I was 17, and I got my daughter to sing the middle part, and I go, I want you to scream, you're really mad. 1.00

00:10:04.000 You're like, you don't trust us, we don't know, blah, blah, blah, we're human beings, all that dumb shit that you say when you're 17. 0.99

00:10:11.000 And she was like, you don't trust us, we don't know, we're 17. 1.00

00:10:17.000 Go, can you get a little madder, please?

00:10:20.000 Nope.

00:10:22.000 And then I go, this is not usable.

00:10:24.000 And she goes, actually, my lyrics are fire.

00:10:26.000 The way I did it was fire.

00:10:28.000 That's a good attitude.

00:10:28.000 Remember that, Rick Rubin?

00:10:31.000 That's a good attitude.

00:10:32.000 Isn't that like Tracy Chapman angst? 0.83

00:10:35.000 Yeah.

00:10:36.000 It was terrible.

00:10:39.000 So we finally got an OK take after, I'm going to say, 12 takes.

00:10:45.000 That's a lot of takes.

00:10:47.000 A lot of takes.

00:10:48.000 A lot of takes.

00:10:49.000 I did like 45 takes for this, like these solos.

00:10:53.000 45 takes?

00:10:55.000 Yeah, because you're just trying new stuff and the timing, you have to like feel the timing out. 1.00

00:11:03.000 Maybe you suck. 0.99

00:11:04.000 That's not what the tape says, right? 1.00

00:11:06.000 We should have got Nienke Malmsteen.

00:11:08.000 No.

00:11:08.000 Is he available?

00:11:10.000 He will not work with you.

00:11:13.000 Why not?

00:11:14.000 Because.

00:11:15.000 What is Yngwie Malmsteen anyway?

00:11:17.000 Is that Turkish?

00:11:17.000 Yngwie.

00:11:18.000 I believe it's German.

00:11:19.000 What's an Yngwie? 1.00

00:11:21.000 He's German?

00:11:22.000 I believe so.

00:11:22.000 I always thought of him as more ethnic than that.

00:11:25.000 Yngwie. 0.97

00:11:26.000 Yngwie Malmsteen.

00:11:27.000 Yngwie. 0.97

00:11:28.000 Yngwie Malmsteen.

00:11:29.000 Now I'm saying it wrong.

00:11:30.000 Because you say it wrong.

00:11:32.000 On purpose.

00:11:33.000 Oh, no.

00:11:33.000 Let's see.

00:11:34.000 Where's he from?

00:11:35.000 We should also announce that Nita Fashions. 0.99

00:11:38.000 Our most Swedish.

00:11:39.000 My bad.

00:11:39.000 Exciting.

00:11:40.000 He's Swedish.

00:11:41.000 By the way, one of the cops here didn't come because he wants to go see Gino Bisconti. 1.00

00:11:48.000 So fuck that guy. 1.00

00:11:49.000 He's dead to us. 1.00

00:11:49.000 We're going to kill him. 1.00

00:11:52.000 As long as he greets him like Pat Dixon would. 0.99

00:11:58.000 Let me go into my WhatsApp because I'm not allowed on normal.

00:12:03.000 What?

00:12:06.000 Okay.

00:12:09.000 But before we do that, let's talk about Need of Fashions.

00:12:14.000 Need of Fashions are the people who make my suits.

00:12:17.000 I'm wearing a t-shirt tonight.

00:12:19.000 I wear t-shirts on Thursday nights to advertise our t-shirts.

00:12:22.000 But 100% of the rest of the week, I'm wearing a suit.

00:12:26.000 And the suits I wear are made by Need of Fashions.

00:12:31.000 What they do is they live in Hong Kong, but they travel the world.

00:12:34.000 You go meet them, they size you up.

00:12:36.000 The pampering is amazing.

00:12:38.000 It's a male spa.

00:12:39.000 Men aren't used to being pampered, because we don't like it. 1.00

00:12:42.000 I don't like a massage.

00:12:43.000 You're rubbing me? 1.00

00:12:44.000 Get the fuck, get off of me. 1.00

00:12:46.000 But when someone is like, what do you think of this fabric, Gavin? 1.00

00:12:49.000 I'm like, this feels like a nice fabric.

00:12:51.000 How would you like a custom shirt with that fabric?

00:12:53.000 I go, yeah, I would like that.

00:12:55.000 And the beauty of them being in the turd world is you can get a shirt for 50 bucks.

00:13:00.000 You can get a suit for 500 bucks.

00:13:04.000 Now, obviously, that's the baseline.

00:13:06.000 You move up to like a, I don't know, $100 shirt and a $1,000 suit.

00:13:13.000 But it's the turd world.

00:13:15.000 So it's a company for cheap, rich guys.

00:13:19.000 And as you go up and up the line, they keep customizing it to your exact desires.

00:13:25.000 Like what pocket goes where?

00:13:27.000 What button shape is that? 1.00

00:13:29.000 It's the faggiest heterosexuals can get. 1.00

00:13:32.000 And it's pretty fun. 0.99

00:13:34.000 Fun fact, did you know, if you got a good haberdasher, he should know which side you hang on because he makes that leg a little bigger.

00:13:43.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:13:44.000 They know what side your dick is on. 1.00

00:13:47.000 So they're going to be in Adelaide. 0.99

00:13:50.000 They're in Australia right now.

00:13:51.000 They're going to be in Adelaide on March 1st.

00:13:55.000 Ryan, pull up the chart here.

00:13:56.000 They're going to be in Melbourne 2nd, 3rd, 4th of March.

00:14:01.000 They're going to be in Brisbane.

00:14:04.000 5th, 6th, 7th of March.

00:14:06.000 I don't know if you guys know this, but it's no longer a prison.

00:14:10.000 We sent our ex-cons there so long ago, they built a society! 0.95

00:14:16.000 And now there's an opera house and all kinds of shit, people hanging out with kangaroos, fighting them. 1.00

00:14:20.000 And then on, uh, there'll be in Sydney, uh, 8th, 9th and 10th of March. 0.92

00:14:26.000 And I, I think I forgot to say the hotels, Intercontinental Adelaide Hotel, Intercontinental Melbourne, the Rialto, Sofitel, Brisbane Central, Intercontinental Sydney Hotel.

00:14:40.000 They will be there.

00:14:41.000 And I think the whole idea of Taylor's is dying.

00:14:45.000 I don't think these guys are going to be around for very long.

00:14:48.000 Unless we do something about it.

00:14:50.000 Unless we fight back.

00:14:52.000 That's right.

00:14:54.000 Alright, so let's catch up on the Super Chats.

00:14:57.000 What Super Chats do we got?

00:14:59.000 We're 15 minutes into the show.

00:15:04.000 I know I'm not the only one.

00:15:07.000 I think I'm drunk because I forgot which side my hair goes on.

00:15:16.000 Gavin and Ryan, my mother invited me to see my brother for his birthday this weekend.

00:15:19.000 We are not very close.

00:15:20.000 That's sad.

00:15:21.000 I don't like that.

00:15:24.000 We're not very close family, so she gets excited to have a reason to get us together.

00:15:29.000 My mother and her husband, weird, and my half siblings are very democratic and have always been.

00:15:35.000 However, it's gone too far.

00:15:38.000 As now my brother wants to take hormone medication and wear dresses.

00:15:43.000 I'm so revolted by this gross Nazi experiment being played on my brother that I cannot stand to look at him without wanting to throw up. 1.00

00:15:52.000 My mother immediately accepted him as a chick because they're so fucking brainwashed and accepting of all the bullshit. 1.00

00:15:59.000 Everyone is triple vaxxed and, um, 0.98

00:16:04.000 and the likes but between that and the hormone meds and everything I feel like his time is limited as it is with the rest of my family and so I need to take time to be with them but at the same time I'm so fucking grossed out I don't know if I can stop from dry heaving and I don't want to be I don't want to be in public around this twisted Nazi experiment I'm thinking of not going because 0.91

00:16:31.000 Of that but just wanted to get the thoughts from the real damn deal man of steel Resolve I can't see this very well by the way.

00:16:38.000 That's why I'm reading badly. 0.81

00:16:40.000 Thank you If you have any questions and suggestions I'll be at the chat today or I can be reached at and the list is phone number, which is weird Which sounds like bullshit.

00:16:49.000 Maybe someone is putting up a fake phone number to fuck with the guy and these are from last week There's a police question here

00:16:56.000 Whereas Asian Gab McInnes had a great idea for a show, movie commentary tracks with Gab, Ry, or Matty. 0.97

00:17:01.000 You could do Falling Down or Saving Private Ryan, something like that, or movie vet tracks.

00:17:07.000 Yeah, we comment on movies.

00:17:09.000 Sure, sure.

00:17:11.000 We're doing You People when I go away.

00:17:15.000 What else do we have?

00:17:16.000 Why do police always, oh, you can't see that.

00:17:19.000 That's my bad.

00:17:19.000 I can't see that, Ryan.

00:17:20.000 That's my motherfucking bad. 0.99

00:17:22.000 Alright, we're scooching. 0.98

00:17:24.000 Why do police always arrest the man in a domestic dispute even if it's clear the man did nothing?

00:17:31.000 Lawyers tell me not to call the police or abusive female partners because the cops would just show up and arrest the man. 0.98

00:17:38.000 Let's bring that to John and John from the Bronx!

00:17:43.000 It's not a hundred percent like that anymore.

00:17:46.000 At one time, everybody was against the man.

00:17:48.000 It was the same thing in divorce court.

00:17:50.000 It was why the man lost his kids.

00:17:52.000 It was why the man had to pay alimony.

00:17:55.000 It was why the man had to pay child support because it was automatically assumed that the woman was the victim.

00:18:01.000 We're more

00:18:04.000 We're more enlightened these days.

00:18:06.000 We realize that women can be the aggressors, women can be the people initiating the violence. 0.99

00:18:12.000 Wait, what do you mean we?

00:18:13.000 You've been retired for like 15 years.

00:18:16.000 How do you know?

00:18:18.000 No, I would say generally speaking, yeah, it's pretty much even now.

00:18:21.000 I mean, it's, you know, when people show up, if she says that, if he says she did something, she's gonna go.

00:18:29.000 It's not, it really is not like that anymore at all.

00:18:31.000 Well, I've heard dudes will call the cops when they're getting a...

00:18:36.000 Abuse, not because they give a shit about the scratches on their face or their hair being pulled or anything, but because they know that she might call the cops and they want something on record so it counteracts that narrative. 0.74

00:18:48.000 Yeah, when that happens, it's usually, usually the rule is everybody goes at that point. 0.98

00:18:54.000 You know, if somebody calls and she said this, he said that, well, you know what?

00:18:59.000 Take everybody in and let the courts figure it out on the other end. 0.80

00:19:02.000 Yeah, good.

00:19:03.000 If I'm going, I want her to go too.

00:19:06.000 Everybody goes.

00:19:07.000 Although I will say I had a case one time where we went to a domestic violence call and the woman called and she came to the door and she was a big girl. 0.62

00:19:18.000 She was probably close to my size. 1.00

00:19:21.000 Was she African American? 1.00

00:19:23.000 Negative.

00:19:24.000 She was not.

00:19:24.000 She was... Polack?

00:19:27.000 She was some ethnicity.

00:19:29.000 I'm not quite sure what.

00:19:30.000 Well, there's not that many, John.

00:19:31.000 But I was more concerned with her poor husband, who was cowering behind her, looking like he had been thrown into a bag of cats.

00:19:40.000 At which point, we said, no, he's not getting arrested.

00:19:44.000 Nobody's getting arrested.

00:19:45.000 If you're not hurt, and you're not showing us any reason to arrest him, we're not arresting him.

00:19:52.000 So did you just leave?

00:19:54.000 We did.

00:19:54.000 Because he didn't want her arrested, and at the time, domestic violence laws still needed a complainant to make an arrest.

00:20:01.000 But the point is, there can be situations where you've got a guy who gets beat up and hurt, and he doesn't want anything done, what are you gonna do, you know?

00:20:13.000 Well, this brings me to one of my favorite topics and it's an obsession of mine.

00:20:17.000 I don't think women should be cops. 1.00

00:20:19.000 I think cops should be either six feet tall or able to beat up someone who's six feet tall.

00:20:25.000 They should be around 200 pounds and they should be able to run, you know, five blocks. 1.00

00:20:33.000 Female cops can do none of that shit. 1.00

00:20:36.000 And I forgot to number these links Ryan. 1.00

00:20:38.000 But if you look at female cop should be called female cope. 1.00

00:20:45.000 We have a clip here where.

00:20:49.000 And I've seen this one billion times.

00:20:52.000 Your job as a cop for the most part is to deal with liars and wrestle someone to the ground who doesn't want to go to the ground.

00:21:02.000 That's probably what 80 percent of the job.

00:21:05.000 Yeah, when it gets physical, yeah.

00:21:06.000 If you can't do either of those things, why are you here?

00:21:10.000 Why do women want to be cops anyway? 1.00

00:21:14.000 I don't get it.

00:21:14.000 I'm getting good at it.

00:21:18.000 Probably for the same reason guys want to be cops.

00:21:20.000 You want to, listen, on some level, you want to do good.

00:21:24.000 You really do.

00:21:24.000 That's great.

00:21:25.000 Listen, I've worked with women. 1.00

00:21:27.000 Some good, some not so good. 0.99

00:21:29.000 But I tell you what, I've worked with guys who are useless too. 0.97

00:21:32.000 Okay, John, but come on. 0.98

00:21:36.000 You pull up to some dude, some simian monster who's six foot four. 0.98

00:21:40.000 He's beating the shit out of everything that moves. 0.99

00:21:42.000 And you and your fucking Leah Romini from King of Queens saddle up to them. 1.00

00:21:49.000 You're alone. 1.00

00:21:51.000 Yeah.

00:21:52.000 You're kind of worse than alone.

00:21:54.000 I think it goes to the point where probably a lot of people shouldn't be cops.

00:21:57.000 That's, you know.

00:21:58.000 This is wishy washy BS.

00:22:01.000 Well, I mean,

00:22:03.000 Let's notice patterns, guys.

00:22:06.000 Listen, there was an old saying among cops when they first started doing the I'm OK, You're OK Academy, as they used to call it.

00:22:12.000 You'd go up to a situation and the way the city hampered you, you'd say, police, stop, don't move.

00:22:22.000 If you move, I'm going to say, police, stop, don't move again.

00:22:26.000 Meaning that you have to do the dirty work.

00:22:31.000 Cops are there for a reason.

00:22:32.000 Cops are there because people don't want to do the dirty work. 0.99

00:22:34.000 They're human janitors. 0.98

00:22:36.000 They have to pick up human trash. 0.99

00:22:38.000 Absolutely.

00:22:39.000 And I think you've said it before.

00:22:40.000 I don't think you should be a cop if you've never been punched in the face before.

00:22:43.000 Absolutely.

00:22:44.000 I don't think you should be a cop if... Honestly, I think that we should get rid of the college requirement and say, you know what?

00:22:51.000 You should be at least 25 years old, have had some prior work experience.

00:22:55.000 Military experience.

00:22:56.000 Military experience is good, but just some kind of other work experience.

00:22:59.000 You shouldn't be 21.

00:23:01.000 Out of college, you've never even cleaned your room before, and now we're going to give you a gun and say, go help other people do some stuff.

00:23:09.000 Absolutely. 0.90

00:23:09.000 I think you shouldn't be a cop if you don't like being punched in the face. 0.90

00:23:15.000 You should get punched in the face and go, oh, that was a good one. 1.00

00:23:18.000 All right, you got me. 1.00

00:23:19.000 But look at this woman! 1.00

00:23:21.000 I fell asleep on the Metro North coming home.

00:23:25.000 I ended up in Stanford, Connecticut.

00:23:28.000 You too?

00:23:28.000 I left my phone on the train.

00:23:31.000 So I couldn't call an Uber or anything.

00:23:32.000 So I'm wandering around looking for a taxi.

00:23:34.000 There's no taxi anywhere.

00:23:35.000 I'm in an abyss.

00:23:38.000 And I finally see a cop car and I wave it down.

00:23:40.000 I'm like, hey, can you help me out here?

00:23:42.000 I need a taxi.

00:23:44.000 This Vietnamese woman was shorter than Ryan, if you can even imagine. 1.00

00:23:52.000 So she was like four foot two. 0.63

00:23:54.000 Ryan's tall.

00:23:58.000 She must have weighed, honestly, 80 pounds. 1.00

00:24:01.000 Now, I'm not a malicious person, I'm not an evil person, so I don't want to hurt her, but part of my drunken ass was like, I could fucking punch my fist through her face and take her gun and her car if I was an asshole. 1.00

00:24:17.000 It popped into my head. 1.00

00:24:18.000 It's gonna pop into your head.

00:24:19.000 Like, imagine you call the cops and a ten-year-old boy shows up.

00:24:22.000 You're gonna be like, I could throw you across the road.

00:24:25.000 Like, you're nothing. 0.78

00:24:28.000 You're ephemera.

00:24:29.000 You're a bubblegum wrapper.

00:24:32.000 W-R-A-P, not R-A-P.

00:24:36.000 So I just thought, why is this person, you know, a part of our authority?

00:24:43.000 Like this person, zoom out from her Ryan, so we can see her better.

00:24:48.000 This person is in charge of the law. 0.98

00:24:54.000 So you've murdered like three people in your life because they were getting in the way of your drug trade and then fucking Pamela shows up and goes, party's over boys. 0.99

00:25:06.000 Like, come on, you guys are being very politically correct. 0.99

00:25:09.000 But I know that if she was your partner, they were like, hey, you're with Pamela today.

00:25:13.000 You would both go, ah, okay.

00:25:18.000 Yeah, I mean, I think if you standardized things across the board, like you said, six feet tall, 180, 200 pounds, that would probably eliminate most women anyway. 1.00

00:25:28.000 Right!

00:25:28.000 So you're correct.

00:25:29.000 And I don't mind if they're pencil pushers at the station.

00:25:32.000 Go ahead, fill out all the forms you want. 0.94

00:25:34.000 And I also don't care about some Finnish bull dyke who could beat up everyone in this room. 1.00

00:25:40.000 By all means, lady.

00:25:42.000 Get in there, Ronda Rousey. 1.00

00:25:44.000 I met her.

00:25:45.000 Not Ronda Rousey, the Finnish cop you were talking about.

00:25:52.000 Wait a minute, is this metaphorical or literal?

00:25:54.000 You met Ronda Rousey?

00:25:55.000 No, I didn't meet Ronda Rousey.

00:25:57.000 Oh, okay, you met the super cop.

00:25:58.000 I was a young lad with stars in my eyes, and I was on the 4 train coming home from work, another drone job for a 20-something year old before I had the career of a lifetime in the NYPD.

00:26:11.000 And I remember some young chap with his feet up on the pole, blocking everybody from walking.

00:26:17.000 And here comes in Miss Transit of 1984. 0.87

00:26:21.000 Big, doughy, blonde. 0.98

00:26:27.000 Looked like she had 67 years on the job.

00:26:30.000 And I'm thinking, this is not going to end well.

00:26:32.000 She was a cop.

00:26:32.000 She was.

00:26:34.000 And, uh, the young gentleman didn't decide to move his feet quickly enough, to which he said, hey, fucko, if you don't move your feet, I'll move them for you. 0.96

00:26:47.000 He took one look at her. 0.94

00:26:49.000 I looked at him.

00:26:50.000 He looked at me and went, that's the type of woman I would have no problem being a father with on the job. 1.00

00:26:57.000 Now that, that fat bull dyke represents 1% of female crops. 1.00

00:27:03.000 Okay, but then hire her! 1.00

00:27:06.000 Absolutely!

00:27:06.000 I'm not against that.

00:27:07.000 By the way, I'm not against that at all. 1.00

00:27:08.000 I'm not some nut who's like, you got a pussy? 1.00

00:27:11.000 No way, Jose! 1.00

00:27:13.000 I'm talking about patterns.

00:27:15.000 Like look at this.

00:27:16.000 Look at these female cops trying to subdue a female perp and it's not going well for them because they have no, like the whole thing about being a cop is bending the arms back and getting the cuffs on them. 1.00

00:27:32.000 That takes upper body strength.

00:27:34.000 They have no upper body strength.

00:27:38.000 It's not gymnastics.

00:27:43.000 What are you guys doing to me? 1.00

00:27:47.000 We're arresting you, bitch. 1.00

00:27:51.000 What is it? 1.00

00:27:54.000 Two women arresting one woman?

00:27:58.000 Zoom in on it, Ryan.

00:28:00.000 We don't need the top and the bottom.

00:28:04.000 Ow! 1.00

00:28:05.000 I can't breathe!

00:28:06.000 Oh, it is three, yeah.

00:28:11.000 I can't breathe!

00:28:12.000 Yeah, but here, that's the problem.

00:28:14.000 The problem is that we cater to the criminal.

00:28:18.000 Alright?

00:28:19.000 Years ago, cops had tools and it didn't go straight from talking to the gun.

00:28:25.000 You had a thing called a nightstick.

00:28:27.000 And it was used to clap people in the shins so that they got the idea that there was pain involved and they would submit to being arrested.

00:28:37.000 And by the way, I never met anybody

00:28:41.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven?

00:28:43.000 This is not efficient here.

00:28:45.000 And as a taxpayer, I'm like, I want one beast. 1.00

00:29:04.000 I want one Hulk Hogan to be just fucking kicking this bitch out from under her ankles and throwing her in the back of the car. 1.00

00:29:12.000 You go back to the whole scenario. 1.00

00:29:16.000 Cops do the jobs that people find distasteful.

00:29:20.000 People don't want to wrestle other people.

00:29:21.000 People don't want to stop robbers.

00:29:23.000 They don't want to stop rapists.

00:29:25.000 That's what you hired the cops for?

00:29:27.000 Let the cops do their job?

00:29:28.000 Yes.

00:29:28.000 Stop telling the cops.

00:29:30.000 It's like if you went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac and you stood there over the fry cook going, hey pal,

00:29:38.000 You gotta center that burger better.

00:29:39.000 And you're not flipping it quick enough.

00:29:41.000 And by the way, the cheese is off center.

00:29:43.000 And you have to have three pickles instead of two.

00:29:46.000 No, what are you doing?

00:29:47.000 Yeah, you know what kind of burger you're getting and what special sauce you're getting with that?

00:29:50.000 Yeah, not everybody wants to go around smelling kids' heads, man.

00:29:54.000 Takes a special guy for the job, man.

00:29:55.000 Come on.

00:29:56.000 Joe, we're talking about police.

00:29:57.000 We're talking about police work.

00:29:59.000 That has nothing to do with what we're talking about.

00:30:02.000 Hey! 0.99

00:30:02.000 It's about candy. 0.99

00:30:02.000 It's about family. 0.99

00:30:04.000 When you're here, you're family, alright?

00:30:06.000 Have it your way, Todd Schott.

00:30:07.000 If you had your break today, you'd break me a piece of cake.

00:30:10.000 Can somebody play Hail to the Chief?

00:30:12.000 Joe, we're talking about police work and how hard it is.

00:30:15.000 Why are you talking about... Listen.

00:30:18.000 I understand that, man.

00:30:19.000 But you got cops, you got Cyclops, man.

00:30:22.000 Cops and Cyclops?

00:30:24.000 You got one eye, man. 0.92

00:30:25.000 That ain't a lie, fat. 0.94

00:30:27.000 I'm not kidding, man.

00:30:28.000 This is not a joke.

00:30:30.000 What?

00:30:30.000 That's not totally off topic.

00:30:34.000 We have the most off-topic president we've ever had in our lives.

00:30:37.000 I have an off-topic pregnancy, man.

00:30:40.000 No, that's a different kind of, that's... Forget what that's called.

00:30:44.000 It's actually really horrible.

00:30:45.000 I made a pun like that early, like this weekend, and my wife's like, you know what that is? 1.00

00:30:49.000 And I said, no.

00:30:50.000 And she told me, I said, that's not funny.

00:30:52.000 I'm not gonna do that again.

00:30:53.000 Here I am.

00:30:55.000 Octopic?

00:30:56.000 Is it Octopic Pregnancy?

00:30:58.000 No, Ectopic Pregnancy.

00:30:59.000 Ectopic Pregnancy?

00:31:00.000 Yeah, it's horrific. 0.99

00:31:01.000 I think it's when you're white and your kid comes out black. 0.98

00:31:06.000 Yes, I believe that's it. 0.98

00:31:08.000 It means your wife was cheating on you.

00:31:13.000 Can you print out the sponsors tonight, Ryan?

00:31:15.000 We're already half an hour in and I haven't read the sponsors.

00:31:17.000 I didn't put them on your desk.

00:31:19.000 Come on, man.

00:31:20.000 Here we are.

00:31:21.000 Hey, see now you know what it's like to be me, man.

00:31:23.000 Come on.

00:31:24.000 Come on, man.

00:31:25.000 I was the vice principal under Barack Toboggan.

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00:32:39.000 What's that called? 0.64

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00:34:55.000 No, that's gotta be fake.

00:34:58.000 What do you mean it's gotta be fake?

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00:35:11.000 I groaned just then, in anger. 0.96

00:35:15.000 Yeah, let's all get that in the back of our trucks.

00:35:17.000 My biggest fear, my two biggest fears this month are fighting Mike Tyson in his Prime.

00:35:23.000 I guess I'd have to go in a time machine and like be in the ring at Madison Square Garden.

00:35:28.000 And my second biggest fear is a massive pileup of like 80 cars during an ice storm. 0.98

00:35:38.000 What the fuck do you do? 0.99

00:35:39.000 Do you leave your vehicle? 1.00

00:35:43.000 There's an 18-wheeler coming.

00:35:46.000 No one's picking you up, by the way.

00:35:47.000 There's not a jumbo jet that's gonna land next to the highway, fill it up with people, and then fly away.

00:35:54.000 They can't land either. 0.99

00:35:59.000 All right, so- Prepare medicine for if you're gay. 1.00

00:36:03.000 What? 1.00

00:36:04.000 Medicine for if you're gay. 1.00

00:36:07.000 Medicine if you're gay. 1.00

00:36:09.000 Take all gay thoughts away. 1.00

00:36:10.000 We're talking about like tourniquets if you're bleeding to death and getting hit by an 18-wheeler. 0.99

00:36:15.000 Being gay is not high on the priority list of fixes. 1.00

00:36:18.000 I'll tourniquet. 0.98

00:36:19.000 Kid's walking away from you.

00:36:20.000 Turn around, sniff his hair real quick.

00:36:21.000 Come here, buddy.

00:36:22.000 No, no, no.

00:36:22.000 Not tourniquet.

00:36:24.000 Tourniquet.

00:36:25.000 Tourniquet.

00:36:26.000 It's a French word.

00:36:27.000 I wouldn't turn a cat, man.

00:36:28.000 I'd turn a dog.

00:36:29.000 You see my dog out there?

00:36:30.000 God, that's not what we're talking about at all.

00:36:33.000 That's not even close.

00:36:35.000 Have you seen that video of Biden?

00:36:37.000 Someone is like leaning in front of him and he goes... It's in my evergreens, Ryan.

00:36:45.000 Under my pet Biden.

00:36:47.000 He, like, rubs his nose. 0.93

00:36:48.000 It's not gay. 0.96

00:36:50.000 It's not pedo. 0.99

00:36:51.000 It's insane.

00:36:54.000 Like, if I did it to either of you three dudes, I was just like, hey man. 1.00

00:36:58.000 You'd go like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:37:00.000 What are you doing? 1.00

00:37:01.000 I see it.

00:37:03.000 Oh, I'm just rubbing my nose on your back.

00:37:07.000 What?

00:37:11.000 You know, as one does.

00:37:12.000 I can explain.

00:37:15.000 Why are you doing that?

00:37:16.000 I'm not gonna, but I could.

00:37:17.000 Okay.

00:37:21.000 Like, maybe if I was handcuffed and I had a bee on my nose?

00:37:26.000 Why's it gotta be handcuffs?

00:37:28.000 Fuzzy handcuffs, man.

00:37:29.000 You've had no arms.

00:37:31.000 That's better.

00:37:32.000 And like, someone put a spider on my nose. 0.99

00:37:34.000 I'd be like, I gotta get this fucking spider off my nose. 1.00

00:37:37.000 What are you doing? 1.00

00:37:38.000 What are you doing, Joe?

00:37:41.000 Having some fun.

00:37:42.000 All right.

00:37:43.000 Are we all caught up with the super chats?

00:37:46.000 Oh, we can't be sure.

00:37:47.000 By the way, guys, this is over soon.

00:37:50.000 The free portion.

00:37:51.000 25 grand.

00:37:52.000 We're going to give 12 grand each to, you know what I mean, 12, 5 to John and Max when they get out.

00:37:59.000 They're getting out within the month.

00:38:01.000 So let's ramp it up here.

00:38:02.000 Let's go bananas.

00:38:03.000 We don't read the five dollar ones.

00:38:05.000 They don't deserve it. 0.99

00:38:07.000 Damn, but it's appreciated. 0.99

00:38:08.000 Hey guys, Aussie Babymonster here. 0.99

00:38:11.000 Love the show.

00:38:12.000 You should go to Anita Fashions.

00:38:13.000 We showed you the schedule.

00:38:16.000 I have my own show that I think is quite good.

00:38:18.000 However, I'm getting screwed with censorship.

00:38:20.000 My dream is to be uncensored, to keep fighting without the constant suppression of my views.

00:38:26.000 I don't expect much.

00:38:27.000 I'm the opposite of Crowder.

00:38:29.000 Slave wage all day. 1.00

00:38:30.000 I bet the guy's show sucks. 0.99

00:38:34.000 Let's look it up, Culture on Fire. 0.99

00:38:36.000 Okay. 1.00

00:38:36.000 Fuck Trudeau. 1.00

00:38:40.000 The reason your show isn't popular is because it reeks, sir. 1.00

00:38:44.000 I know I sound mean, but I'm right.

00:38:47.000 Watch this.

00:38:48.000 It looks pretty quality to me.

00:38:49.000 Okay.

00:38:50.000 How many views?

00:38:52.000 Good thumbnails.

00:38:53.000 14 views.

00:38:54.000 Uh-oh.

00:38:55.000 This one's about Sam Smith.

00:38:57.000 Okay.

00:38:58.000 How many views?

00:38:59.000 14 views.

00:39:00.000 Good intro.

00:39:02.000 99 views.

00:39:04.000 99 views.

00:39:04.000 Okay, let's check this out.

00:39:07.000 So you're just showing someone else's awesome content.

00:39:13.000 That's fine.

00:39:15.000 White Claws, let's go. 1.00

00:39:17.000 I like White Claws.

00:39:18.000 Guns, good focus.

00:39:20.000 Isn't that Matty's favorite drink, a White Claw?

00:39:22.000 He likes the White Claws, yes.

00:39:23.000 He does.

00:39:25.000 Cool background.

00:39:26.000 Hardscape.

00:39:28.000 Welcome to Culture on Fire.

00:39:29.000 I'm James Jeffery.

00:39:30.000 Hi!

00:39:32.000 Hello!

00:39:34.000 There's a bit going on.

00:39:34.000 There's a new social trend of women filming themselves

00:39:39.000 At the gym, trying to catch men glancing at them.

00:39:43.000 Right, and then complaining about it on social media.

00:39:44.000 When did he put this up?

00:39:46.000 I hate when that happens.

00:39:47.000 Happens to me all the time.

00:39:48.000 Twelve days ago.

00:39:49.000 Okay, so that was a hot topic twelve days ago.

00:39:53.000 That seems pretty good actually.

00:39:54.000 He only started four months ago? 0.91

00:39:55.000 I went to shit on the guy but he actually, it looks good. 0.90

00:39:59.000 He's only four months old, 305 views. 0.98

00:40:01.000 That's not bad.

00:40:02.000 It's hard to get traction making videos.

00:40:05.000 No, it looks like a quality show and the production's nice.

00:40:08.000 Let's see how he's grown.

00:40:09.000 I was wrong.

00:40:10.000 I was wrong.

00:40:11.000 Look at this.

00:40:11.000 He's had this good set for the whole time.

00:40:14.000 He came in there prepared.

00:40:16.000 Ready to rock.

00:40:19.000 See here.

00:40:20.000 No, that's that's not him.

00:40:21.000 Okay.

00:40:22.000 Yeah.

00:40:22.000 No, I was wrong.

00:40:24.000 I was wrong. 1.00

00:40:25.000 I assumed it would be a total amateur doing a piece of shit. 1.00

00:40:27.000 Hey, you know what? 1.00

00:40:28.000 Completely wrong.

00:40:29.000 I'll subscribe.

00:40:29.000 Boom.

00:40:30.000 Boom! 0.99

00:40:32.000 Better not let me down, man.

00:40:33.000 Come on.

00:40:34.000 Come on, man.

00:40:35.000 Come on, guy.

00:40:36.000 You know, it looks like you're pissing under your desk, man.

00:40:38.000 What? 0.98

00:40:39.000 You got a bottle of piss. 1.00

00:40:41.000 Don't show your dick, man. 1.00

00:40:42.000 We're on Twitch. 1.00

00:40:46.000 Uh, no.

00:40:48.000 Alright, let's, um, should we open up the phone lines?

00:40:51.000 We could open up the phone lines.

00:40:53.000 Are we caught up on the chats?

00:40:55.000 Uh, I don't believe so.

00:40:58.000 Oops.

00:40:59.000 And you're showing us your desktop.

00:41:00.000 I don't care about fives, I care about hundreds.

00:41:03.000 Okay.

00:41:03.000 Is there any cop guy being in there?

00:41:04.000 Who plays Gav in his tribute movie?

00:41:06.000 Obviously Brad Pitt.

00:41:08.000 No, Jason Statham.

00:41:09.000 That doesn't impress me much.

00:41:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:11.000 That don't impress me much.

00:41:13.000 Any hundreds?

00:41:15.000 Any hundreds I've ignored?

00:41:17.000 Uh, no.

00:41:18.000 Okay.

00:41:20.000 Uh, so let's open up the phone lines and open up the, um, plug-in doohickeys, but at the same time, I would like to talk to our cop friends, both from the Bronx.

00:41:33.000 Well, sorry.

00:41:34.000 John A., you are Washington Heights, right?

00:41:38.000 Yes, sir.

00:41:39.000 And that's mostly Dominicans, isn't it? 0.96

00:41:41.000 It was back then.

00:41:42.000 Now it's changed.

00:41:44.000 Now, one thing I've noticed with Dominicans in Washington Heights is they cut their hair every two days. 1.00

00:41:52.000 Is that true, other John?

00:41:53.000 No, just kidding.

00:41:55.000 Yeah, pretty much.

00:41:56.000 Are you Dominican?

00:41:57.000 What is your ethnicity, John A?

00:41:58.000 There's no way you're not Dominican.

00:42:00.000 Yeah, half Dominican. 0.74

00:42:02.000 Half Dominican, half jihadist.

00:42:04.000 Yes.

00:42:07.000 I get all my incense for free when I go into the boat. 0.99

00:42:12.000 Suicide bombs in Las Vegas.

00:42:14.000 Can we see your hair there John A?

00:42:16.000 Yeah.

00:42:17.000 Do you get a haircut every two days?

00:42:19.000 Nice.

00:42:20.000 I want to say I'm due for one.

00:42:22.000 I think I had one around 7 this morning.

00:42:26.000 Well at least I know where my hair went now.

00:42:30.000 Yeah it looks like it got taped up this morning.

00:42:32.000 Yeah man.

00:42:33.000 That's the only way to be.

00:42:34.000 That's fun.

00:42:35.000 They love their haircuts and they love projecting a movie onto the side of a building at 9pm and just watching movies all night as toddlers just roam around.

00:42:48.000 Yeah.

00:42:48.000 Like, do kids have bedtimes in Washington nights?

00:42:51.000 Yeah, it's pretty wild.

00:42:55.000 I mean, not just the movie thing, but now it's just street parties all day.

00:43:00.000 Listen, I love my Dominican brothers.

00:43:02.000 They're just darker versions of the Irish. 1.00

00:43:06.000 I guess.

00:43:07.000 I feel like Irish people always have bedtimes. 1.00

00:43:09.000 They live on an island.

00:43:11.000 None of them can swim.

00:43:12.000 There's more of them here than there are now. 1.00

00:43:14.000 They're all second generation and they're kicking all our asses because they're doing better than us. 1.00

00:43:19.000 Kicking all our asses? 1.00

00:43:21.000 Being on welfare? 1.00

00:43:21.000 That's not really kicking ass. 1.00

00:43:24.000 No, come on. 0.98

00:43:24.000 Come on. 0.98

00:43:25.000 Selling a lot of drugs.

00:43:26.000 It's weird.

00:43:28.000 I guess I might be a right-wing racist because every time I talk to cops they're always like, nah, nah, nah.

00:43:33.000 That's an exaggeration.

00:43:35.000 Yeah.

00:43:35.000 Come on.

00:43:37.000 You're making a drastic pattern here.

00:43:40.000 All jokes aside, you know, we really do have to get along, you know, because we're in this together and I'm like, no!

00:43:45.000 I must be a Nazi. 0.91

00:43:47.000 Because I swear to God, like the worst cop I talked to is like, even like one cop I talked to who was like, 0.88

00:43:54.000 He seemed super racist to me.

00:43:56.000 And I was like, uh, I was talking about Farrakhan or something.

00:44:00.000 And he's like, yo, the thing about Farrakhan is he likes, he's taking care of his people.

00:44:07.000 He's looking out for his people.

00:44:08.000 I respect that.

00:44:11.000 Which is like kind of prison talk.

00:44:15.000 It's like, yeah, I'm racist.

00:44:16.000 I'm looking out for whites. 1.00

00:44:18.000 Don't take that out of context. 0.99

00:44:20.000 Farrakhan, he's racist. 0.99

00:44:22.000 He's looking out for blacks. 0.99

00:44:23.000 I respect that.

00:44:25.000 That was a dude, I've told you about him on the show before, but I haven't told you two guys.

00:44:29.000 He was in the Bronx in the 90s and he goes, we had an apartment in the precinct.

00:44:37.000 You had the what?

00:44:38.000 An apartment.

00:44:39.000 An apartment?

00:44:40.000 An apartment.

00:44:41.000 An apartment.

00:44:42.000 Where'd you have your apartment?

00:44:43.000 In the precinct.

00:44:44.000 Listen, Pally, what are you talking about? 1.00

00:44:45.000 Like with a fucking sink and like a bed and a kitchen. 0.99

00:44:49.000 No, man, who were they? 1.00

00:44:51.000 The Rockefellers? 0.99

00:44:52.000 We were fucking Rockefellers! 1.00

00:44:54.000 And we fucked it up ourselves, because we started shooting at streetlights at night. 1.00

00:45:00.000 Cops don't do that. 1.00

00:45:02.000 Cops do not shoot their guns off at night.

00:45:04.000 Yes, they shot their... What it probably meant, though, is they had an apartment in the confines, not in the actual building.

00:45:13.000 Well, when I question him, I go, what do you mean you had an apartment in the precinct?

00:45:16.000 And he goes, we had an apartment in the precinct!

00:45:20.000 So yeah, you're probably right.

00:45:22.000 Because that doesn't make sense, that there's a room that has a kitchen and a bed.

00:45:26.000 Yeah, that was pretty common.

00:45:27.000 I mean, what guys would do, historically, everybody would chip in.

00:45:31.000 Let's say the apartment was $1,000.

00:45:33.000 So if the whole precinct chips in $10, you can get an apartment.

00:45:37.000 Yes, finally, the penny drops. 0.99

00:45:40.000 That makes a hundred percent more sense than the fucking... The problem becomes when everybody wants to get laid at once. 0.99

00:45:47.000 Then you got a hundred guys in there with the gumad going, hey, come on, it's my turn, not your turn.

00:45:52.000 What are you talking?

00:45:52.000 It's my turn.

00:45:53.000 Hurry up.

00:45:54.000 Well, the beauty of being

00:45:56.000 That's the problem too with cops is they're young. 1.00

00:45:58.000 So they want to fuck for like 20 minutes. 0.99

00:46:01.000 You get to our age, where all cops are retired, we're like, six minutes? 0.99

00:46:06.000 I'm in and out.

00:46:07.000 Let's go!

00:46:09.000 When you guys hear about the well you you were both kind of around in the crazy days like when I think of the crazy days I think of 1992 I think of David Dinkins and That was anarchy in him in New York City But every time I talked to a cop who was in that time they go it was awesome Like they enjoyed the chaos What do you prefer?

00:46:34.000 Dinkins New York, Giuliani's New York or de Blasio's New York?

00:46:39.000 John A. Dinkins, New York.

00:46:42.000 Because Dinkins understood that even though we had to let people vent, we had to enforce laws.

00:46:52.000 Giuliani was all about Manhattan.

00:46:57.000 You know, the outer boroughs, not so much.

00:47:01.000 Then he comes to de Blasio.

00:47:02.000 De Blasio was about de Blasio.

00:47:04.000 I don't know what he was about.

00:47:06.000 He was about getting Warchest together because he thought he was going to be president.

00:47:11.000 So if I could make you a time traveling cop and you do 20 years, what would your 20 years be?

00:47:18.000 Dinkins.

00:47:20.000 So, let's say, 80 to 2010?

00:47:24.000 No, 2000?

00:47:24.000 No, no, no.

00:47:27.000 Dinkins was a one-term mayor.

00:47:28.000 Yeah, early 90s.

00:47:29.000 Well, you had 20 years to spend, my friend.

00:47:32.000 Early 90s.

00:47:33.000 Now you're killing me. 0.99

00:47:34.000 Now you're killing me. 0.99

00:47:35.000 What am I going to do? 0.71

00:47:36.000 So you would be a Dinkins cop.

00:47:38.000 But you weren't a Dinkins cop.

00:47:39.000 You were a Giuliani cop.

00:47:41.000 Actually, I was an Ed Koch cop to begin with.

00:47:44.000 Oh, really?

00:47:45.000 And then I was a Dinkins cop, and then I was a Giuliani cop, and then I was a Bloomberg cop. 0.97

00:47:52.000 And your favorite was the blind retard, Dinkins? 1.00

00:47:56.000 No, that was David Patterson you're talking about. 0.98

00:47:58.000 I know, but Dinkins was just as blind as Patterson.

00:48:03.000 Dinkins played to the crowd.

00:48:06.000 Dinkins knew what was right.

00:48:08.000 He just knew he had—he did.

00:48:10.000 Dinkins admitted—Dinkins one time was interviewed and admitted that even though he thinks the cops should go easier on the minority community, that he was straightened out by a couple of cops, meaning he was smacked around a little bit, and that changed his life.

00:48:26.000 He admitted that.

00:48:27.000 But nobody remembers that.

00:48:29.000 Wow.

00:48:30.000 So cops like Dinkins.

00:48:32.000 What do you think about that, John B.?

00:48:34.000 I mean, I, you know, I was, I was Giuliani and, you know, forward era.

00:48:39.000 So the only thing I knew about Dinkins as far as cop was from other cops.

00:48:45.000 But as far as, I mean, I obviously lived in the city.

00:48:48.000 I lived in the Bronx.

00:48:49.000 I grew up in the Bronx.

00:48:51.000 So, I mean, as far as being a resident, obviously, I would say Giuliani.

00:48:56.000 Yeah.

00:48:57.000 And that would just be because, you know, even though, I mean, to his point that, you know, Giuliani was obviously heavily focused on Manhattan.

00:49:05.000 That kind of still Expanded, you know because if no matter what you do if you clean up something else, it's gonna keep going But the problem with with anything is that no one ever knows how to No one knows how to put the brakes on Right.

00:49:23.000 So Giuliani did this amazing job.

00:49:25.000 He cleaned it up to the nth degree Bloomberg kept it going but what ended up happening was was that even though

00:49:34.000 You know, crime was so low, uh, people, guys still needed to get, you know, things to do.

00:49:42.000 They had to find people to arrest.

00:49:43.000 So when you walk out of the street with a beer, you end up getting, you know, jumped by six guys and that's, you know, draconian.

00:49:51.000 Well, remember he had the cabaret law where he was arresting people for dancing in bars and then they had to reenact their dance in the courtroom. 0.99

00:50:01.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

00:50:02.000 My bad. 1.00

00:50:04.000 What are you doing?

00:50:05.000 Alright, let's change over to taking calls.

00:50:12.000 Uh-huh.

00:50:13.000 Sorry about that also.

00:50:15.000 Do the taking calls thing.

00:50:17.000 My wife's out of town, so I have to check my phone to see if my children are alive.

00:50:17.000 I will do.

00:50:21.000 Wait, Gavin, can I do a call or run?

00:50:23.000 You're on the air.

00:50:25.000 Yes, you may.

00:50:26.000 You are on air.

00:50:28.000 Caller 1, you're on the air. 1.00

00:50:30.000 This is a fucking loser. 1.00

00:50:31.000 And you want me to learn, share, listen, understand why. 1.00

00:50:35.000 And why does everyone get two things?

00:50:36.000 You have one thing.

00:50:37.000 Thank you for calling.

00:50:38.000 It was great to hear from you.

00:50:41.000 Alright, next call.

00:50:42.000 Bye-bye!

00:50:44.000 Doesn't that make you miss Trump?

00:50:46.000 I miss Trump all the time.

00:50:47.000 Bye-bye!

00:50:48.000 Do you guys like Trump?

00:50:50.000 Yeah.

00:50:52.000 Bye-bye!

00:50:53.000 Do you like him, John B.?

00:50:54.000 Yep.

00:50:56.000 Just the entertainment value.

00:50:59.000 Like that whole, pull up Brian on my evergreen, the Trump, it's in My Pet Biden, Trump versus Obama. 1.00

00:51:06.000 Now Jimmy Kimmel put this up on his show many years ago, and he was like, what a fucking Luddite loser Trump is. 0.99

00:51:13.000 Look at how he reacts to killing Al-Baghdadi Badabadabassi, whatever his name was. 1.00

00:51:18.000 Al-Baghdadi! 0.95

00:51:20.000 Compared to Obama who's so cool and collected and you're like I think I'd rather hang out with the guy Jimmy Kimmel doesn't like Because this dude this Hawaiian chick this fat Hawaiian woman, which is what he is. 0.98

00:51:34.000 He's his mother. 0.98

00:51:35.000 He's not a black, dude He's never he doesn't know anything about black people He can't play basketball. 1.00

00:51:42.000 He smokes Newports because some black person told him to he's not black and 0.99

00:51:48.000 The United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama Bin Laden. 0.96

00:51:52.000 Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead.

00:51:57.000 The United States launched a targeted operation against that compound.

00:52:01.000 They did a lot of shooting.

00:52:03.000 He died like a dog.

00:52:21.000 They're making fun of it, but it doesn't work.

00:52:24.000 I know, isn't it funny?

00:52:25.000 Like, just pause for a sec, Ryan.

00:52:27.000 This shows how divorced we are as a country. 0.99

00:52:30.000 Because this is propaganda to show how dumb MAGA Republicans are, and we're watching it going... This is fucking great. 1.00

00:52:37.000 Best guy ever! 0.99

00:52:38.000 I fucking love this! 0.99

00:52:40.000 He died. 1.00

00:52:41.000 He did die like a dog. 0.99

00:52:42.000 He died like a dog.

00:52:44.000 You'd think he'd go through the front door.

00:52:46.000 Knock, knock. 0.93

00:52:47.000 Hello, I'm at the front door.

00:52:48.000 But not these guys.

00:52:50.000 They went around the side.

00:52:53.000 It's like an episode of Family Guy.

00:52:55.000 Yeah.

00:52:56.000 And I don't get any credit for this, but that's okay.

00:52:58.000 That's okay.

00:53:00.000 And here we are.

00:53:01.000 May God bless you.

00:53:02.000 And may God bless the United States of America.

00:53:05.000 And I'm writing a book.

00:53:07.000 I would just love to know the thought process of the people laughing.

00:53:10.000 The United States has conducted... Yeah.

00:53:13.000 Like, because they're not laughing at what we're laughing at.

00:53:15.000 Yeah, dude, you know the thought process.

00:53:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:18.000 If you sat with them, they'd be like, oh, he grabs women by the pussy. 1.00

00:53:23.000 He's racist. 1.00

00:53:24.000 He's sexist. 1.00

00:53:25.000 Well, can you give me an example?

00:53:27.000 Oh, where to begin?

00:53:28.000 Yeah.

00:53:29.000 I don't even know where to begin. 0.98

00:53:30.000 He's so racist. 0.92

00:53:31.000 That's the point, they don't know where to begin. 0.98

00:53:32.000 It's so much. 0.99

00:53:35.000 You know someone is full of shit when you ask them for an example of what they're talking about and they go, where to begin? 1.00

00:53:42.000 Oh my God! 1.00

00:53:44.000 Like if you asked me why I think Ryan is an idiot, I would go, where to begin? 1.00

00:53:49.000 I'll begin today. 1.00

00:53:54.000 I'll begin with what he did today. 1.00

00:53:58.000 And I'm not going to bring it up because she'll probably be like, no that was actually, and then we'll get in a whole fucking dumb shit about what a retard he is. 1.00

00:54:04.000 Or how much of a retard he isn't. 1.00

00:54:07.000 See? 0.99

00:54:08.000 See?

00:54:10.000 Maddie's sitting at home watching the show right now going, stop that! 1.00

00:54:13.000 I need him for my next episode!

00:54:15.000 I'm doing ribs! 0.89

00:54:17.000 Not countryside ribs, regular ass ribs. 0.72

00:54:20.000 But I don't think we can do it tomorrow night. 0.94

00:54:21.000 Dude, Matty's cough today sounded like someone was standing on a Komodo dragon.

00:54:26.000 Dude, I texted him, he didn't text me back.

00:54:31.000 He's puking?

00:54:34.000 I may have to take this night off.

00:54:37.000 But I thought he was sick for like two weeks and I said to you, I said, how long has he been sick?

00:54:42.000 And you were like, since yesterday.

00:54:46.000 Well, that's a subjective question.

00:54:49.000 I mean, he's been sick for, I'm gonna say six years, but as far as this new thing.

00:54:57.000 Dude, I've sat on a bar stool next to the guy.

00:54:59.000 He didn't sound like that two weeks ago.

00:55:01.000 No.

00:55:02.000 No, he's in a very bad way.

00:55:06.000 Can I just throw something out here?

00:55:07.000 We're bringing hauls.

00:55:09.000 When we leave here, we're bringing him a big bag of hauls.

00:55:11.000 You said that in the car.

00:55:11.000 You want hauls?

00:55:12.000 The guy's dying.

00:55:13.000 He doesn't want hauls.

00:55:17.000 But can I just say something really inappropriate?

00:55:19.000 And please tell me that... Oh, for a change.

00:55:23.000 When someone is really sick and you think they might be dying, do you ever indulge in you at the funeral doing an awesome speech?

00:55:31.000 I don't.

00:55:34.000 You start planning it out right away.

00:55:36.000 Yeah, am I the only guy that does that?

00:55:38.000 Oh my god.

00:55:39.000 Like your dad is like he follows going up the stairs you're like this might be the end of him and you're like you gotta have a tearful moment.

00:55:45.000 I'm gonna have like a tuxedo on.

00:55:46.000 You gotta have some laughs.

00:55:48.000 No dude I want to write my own eulogy.

00:55:49.000 I want and I want to pick somebody you know like.

00:55:52.000 Oh I'm gonna be at your funeral Eddie.

00:55:54.000 Oh but listen I want you I want you to do my eulogy.

00:55:59.000 I will write it for you and by you.

00:56:02.000 John always wondered if it was possible to cure his homosexuality. 0.99

00:56:06.000 And I think he finally has.

00:56:08.000 He is in heaven now. 0.99

00:56:12.000 He wanted to transition but his penis was so huge that he didn't want to get rid of it. 0.99

00:56:17.000 Him and Paul Lin and Liberace are dancing around on rainbow clouds. 1.00

00:56:24.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1.00

00:56:27.000 And his poor wife has to subject herself to the knowledge that he's in a gay cloud orgy right now. 1.00

00:56:41.000 I watch this clip every now and then and I love it. 0.99

00:56:43.000 Just him throwing the ball.

00:56:45.000 Just being good at everything.

00:56:48.000 You see that clip where he throws a football through a little tiny hole for a million dollars?

00:56:54.000 And he gives it to charity?

00:56:57.000 No.

00:56:59.000 His mechanics aren't bad.

00:57:01.000 There'll be nobody like Mariana.

00:57:04.000 Is this it?

00:57:05.000 1992?

00:57:05.000 Does that ring a bell?

00:57:06.000 That rings a bell.

00:57:07.000 What is that?

00:57:07.000 I've never seen this.

00:57:24.000 What a gorgeous hunk.

00:57:25.000 What a dude.

00:57:27.000 What a man. 0.77

00:57:27.000 What a dude-ass dude. 0.77

00:57:30.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:57:32.000 It's hard to see, they didn't film it very well, but he does get it through the hole. 1.00

00:57:36.000 Dude, he's no joke.

00:57:37.000 That's a million dollars for charity.

00:57:39.000 Total Chad.

00:57:42.000 Who is that?

00:57:43.000 Trump?

00:57:44.000 It's gotta be Don Trump.

00:57:48.000 How did you do that?

00:57:50.000 I don't know.

00:57:51.000 I have no idea.

00:57:54.000 Who says there's not luck in football?

00:57:56.000 You are the man!

00:57:57.000 One time, everybody, Donald Trump!

00:57:59.000 Why didn't Jesus chose him a long-ass time ago?

00:58:02.000 All right, let's take some calls.

00:58:03.000 You know what amazes me about Trump?

00:58:05.000 What?

00:58:06.000 When he was just a real estate magnate, everybody loved him.

00:58:09.000 Right.

00:58:09.000 The minute he became president, everybody hated him.

00:58:13.000 And the same people.

00:58:13.000 And race became a thing.

00:58:14.000 No one discussed race and Donald Trump ever.

00:58:18.000 Well, you gotta have file footage of Donald Trump with Mike Tyson, Al Sharpton.

00:58:24.000 Of course.

00:58:25.000 I'm sure there's rap videos of Donald Trump in it.

00:58:27.000 Oh my God.

00:58:27.000 I mean, I think he got an award from the NAACP.

00:58:31.000 Oh, he absolutely did.

00:58:33.000 But all of a sudden he became president.

00:58:34.000 Well, all of a sudden he put an R in front of his name. 1.00

00:58:38.000 Such a dumb allegation. 0.99

00:58:40.000 I don't think people understand that men are too lazy to be racist. 1.00

00:58:45.000 Yeah, that requires a lot of thinking about it.

00:58:46.000 We don't have it in us.

00:58:49.000 Hey, I got Mets tickets.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, okay, cool. 0.97

00:58:52.000 But one of the guys coming is a black man. 0.83

00:58:54.000 Okay, he buys the first round. 0.96

00:58:55.000 Well, I'm out.

00:58:56.000 He buys the first round.

00:58:58.000 No, thank you.

00:59:01.000 Really, he's super funny and he's an awesome dude.

00:59:03.000 I've known him my whole life.

00:59:04.000 Yeah, that's not how I roll.

00:59:07.000 I won't be sitting with a negro at our front row seats right behind home plate at the Mets game. 1.00

00:59:14.000 No thank you. 0.57

00:59:17.000 We got our first call, Adelaide.

00:59:19.000 919, you're on the line.

00:59:20.000 Who, what?

00:59:21.000 919.

00:59:21.000 919, you're on the line!

00:59:22.000 I feel like this would be a chick.

00:59:33.000 Let's see.

00:59:34.000 Uh-oh, Ryan.

00:59:34.000 I can't hear you.

00:59:35.000 Your technology's not working.

00:59:37.000 I can't hear you.

00:59:38.000 Hey, Rick, can you get me a beer?

00:59:41.000 They're all warm.

00:59:41.000 You sound like you're going to kill yourself.

00:59:43.000 We'll put them back on the queue, and we'll take the next call.

00:59:45.000 Let's see.

00:59:45.000 They're all warm.

00:59:46.000 I bet the next call won't work either.

00:59:48.000 This is not a class show.

00:59:49.000 All the beers are warm at this point.

00:59:50.000 Are you sure?

00:59:51.000 Yes, I am, because they're not in the refrigerator.

00:59:54.000 Oh, no, the refrigerator's full.

00:59:56.000 6-0-2, you got to welcome them in.

00:59:57.000 It was full.

00:59:59.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:00:00.000 There's fucking 50. 1.00

01:00:05.000 You obviously have not been paying attention. 1.00

01:00:07.000 Dude, there's like three shelves of fucking bud in that fridge. 0.99

01:00:12.000 Ryan, would you go to the fridge, please? 0.99

01:00:14.000 I could.

01:00:14.000 Welcome the caller.

01:00:15.000 602, please.

01:00:18.000 Oh, what a coincidence.

01:00:19.000 The other caller isn't hearing. 0.98

01:00:22.000 So the other caller's wrong and retarded and not you. 0.96

01:00:25.000 602? 0.99

01:00:25.000 I can't hear you. 0.99

01:00:30.000 Told you.

01:00:30.000 You can't hear us?

01:00:37.000 Hello?

01:00:39.000 You can or you can't?

01:00:42.000 I notice you're already bragging about how awesome you are at handling calls.

01:00:46.000 Talk to him.

01:00:47.000 Hello, how are you, sir?

01:00:48.000 Yeah, Ryan, this isn't working, believe it or not, for a change.

01:00:55.000 Okay, I'm gonna add another person in.

01:00:57.000 6-3-0.

01:00:57.000 That doesn't fix the problem.

01:01:02.000 Hello?

01:01:03.000 Hello?

01:01:03.000 6-3-0?

01:01:03.000 Wait, we got three people here.

01:01:04.000 6-3-0, we're gonna mute you for a second.

01:01:06.000 You have a conference call, cool.

01:01:08.000 One of you hold.

01:01:09.000 Hold. 0.96

01:01:21.000 Okay, 602 is on the line.

01:01:24.000 What?

01:01:26.000 What's happening?

01:01:27.000 Oh, no, he's talking to somebody.

01:01:29.000 I think he's a truck driver. 1.00

01:01:29.000 Hey, asshole! 1.00

01:01:30.000 You're on a show! 1.00

01:01:44.000 Oh, he's in an Uber.

01:01:49.000 Okay, just cut that guy. 0.95

01:01:51.000 Thank you for calling. 1.00

01:01:52.000 You suck. 1.00

01:01:53.000 Brian, you're on fire. 1.00

01:01:55.000 How?

01:01:56.000 I'm not the guy.

01:01:58.000 Let's see.

01:01:59.000 6-3-0.

01:02:00.000 What about the guy you paneled?

01:02:01.000 Yeah, how you doing?

01:02:02.000 Finally, a call gets through.

01:02:06.000 Yeah, so I'm calling about Dave Rubin.

01:02:10.000 Any new updates?

01:02:11.000 Did he have his fake kid yet?

01:02:15.000 His fake kid?

01:02:17.000 Any updates? 1.00

01:02:19.000 Yeah, I don't like Dave Rubin's fucking fake kid. 1.00

01:02:22.000 I don't like when gays get a surrogate and make an orphan from scratch that they then adopt. 1.00

01:02:29.000 So here's what I don't understand. 0.99

01:02:31.000 Did he donate his own sperm or did they just swab out his mouth?

01:02:36.000 Yeah, that was a good one.

01:02:37.000 I guess they like, who's the, what are the ovaries?

01:02:40.000 Like someone's sister?

01:02:43.000 It doesn't seem very Christian.

01:02:45.000 Like he talks about what a Christian he is.

01:02:46.000 It doesn't seem very Christian to me to make an orphan from scratch. 0.97

01:02:52.000 And it also seems kind of racist because there's plenty of orphans and they're all black. 0.99

01:02:57.000 So you didn't want a black baby. 1.00

01:02:58.000 You want to make your own white baby. 0.96

01:03:00.000 It's not Build-A-Bear Davey.

01:03:02.000 Yeah.

01:03:05.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:03:06.000 Great point.

01:03:07.000 But I thought it was funny that...

01:03:10.000 What was it, Media Matters talked about how evil Tim Pool is, and they said he platforms Nazis, and you're like, ooh, that sounds bad, don't platform Nazis. 0.92

01:03:19.000 And then you read the list of the Nazis, and it's like, Dave Rubin, fuckin', Matt, what's his name, the Dilbert guy? 0.90

01:03:30.000 Matt Walsh is on the list too, actually. 0.96

01:03:32.000 Scott Adams. 0.62

01:03:34.000 Gilbert Gottfried, he's a Nazi too. 0.87

01:03:35.000 Michael Knowles.

01:03:36.000 Michael Knowles, you're like, Michael Knowles?

01:03:39.000 Michael Knowles is the least offensive person in the world.

01:03:43.000 I love him, but he's not going to make your ears burn.

01:03:51.000 Black History Month.

01:03:52.000 Thomas Jefferson had a slave named Sally Hemings.

01:03:55.000 She was 75% white, 25% black. 0.93

01:03:58.000 Jefferson raped her starting at age 14 and had six kids who were 1 8th black, 7 8th white. 0.96

01:04:06.000 Jefferson enslaved his own children and had them work on his plantation. 0.99

01:04:10.000 Does Jefferson deserve to be kank? 1.00

01:04:15.000 Ryan's band sucks. 0.99

01:04:16.000 Oh, he stopped his thought and then to say that, which is mean and false. 1.00

01:04:20.000 I see.

01:04:22.000 So wait a minute, if you make a kid mow your lawn, you're enslaving him? 0.99

01:04:25.000 Why is it assumed that he raped that chick, too? 0.99

01:04:27.000 I know 14 is obviously rape in our day and age. 0.99

01:04:29.000 Well, Jerry Lee Lewis raped a chick then because he married his cousin who was 13. 0.96

01:04:32.000 Yeah, back then, is that really rape? 0.98

01:04:35.000 Isn't that part of their culture, though?

01:04:37.000 Maybe they were in love?

01:04:38.000 Everybody wants to apply 21st century morals to... Oh, look at Christopher Columbus.

01:04:43.000 They're like, he cut out the tongues of the aboriginals there, the natives. 1.00

01:04:47.000 And you're like, yeah, they were cutting each other's tongues out.

01:04:50.000 When Christopher Columbus got there, they said, can you help us?

01:04:53.000 This tribe keeps eating us.

01:04:57.000 I'm yelling, especially because I'm right. 0.99

01:04:59.000 Gavin's bullshit patent quote was from 1967. 0.98

01:05:02.000 Polish mercenary, Rafał Gomułka, was asked what it felt like to take a human life. 0.98

01:05:08.000 He said, I wouldn't know. 0.59

01:05:08.000 I've only ever killed communists. 0.59

01:05:10.000 Sorry, I got the wrong guy. 0.79

01:05:12.000 What?

01:05:13.000 On an earlier episode, I said that Patton was asked what it's like to kill a man, and Patton said, I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed communists.

01:05:22.000 I was wrong.

01:05:24.000 It was a Polish mercenary from 1967.

01:05:28.000 Who's on the line there chatting away in the background?

01:05:31.000 7-0-1.

01:05:31.000 7-0-1, you're having fun?

01:05:35.000 I'm here, having fun, freezing my ass off, up in Virgo.

01:05:41.000 Hey, can you turn up the cops' mics?

01:05:46.000 You and Ryan are really loud, I can barely hear the cops.

01:05:49.000 Count to five real quick?

01:05:51.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, alright.

01:05:56.000 10.

01:05:56.000 How's that?

01:05:57.000 I don't know, I can't hear shit. 1.00

01:05:59.000 You sound like shit while I'm listening to you on the phone. 1.00

01:06:04.000 Okay, we'll see how that goes. 1.00

01:06:05.000 I assure you, sir, we are not shit. 0.96

01:06:07.000 Anyway, thanks for calling. 0.96

01:06:08.000 Love you more than a friend.

01:06:11.000 On the above reference episode of Joe Rogan with Crystal and Sagar, Joe makes a reference to something you said. 1.00

01:06:16.000 I'm sorry to say he refers to you as a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:06:19.000 So stop saying you love him and call out his bullshit some more. 1.00

01:06:22.000 I'm glad to hear you're calling him out on the misrepresentation of the Proud Boys origin story. 0.99

01:06:26.000 If you got that so wrong, what else is wrong?

01:06:28.000 Yes. 1.00

01:06:30.000 He called me an idiot? 1.00

01:06:31.000 What a jerk! 1.00

01:06:32.000 I don't like being called an idiot, it hurts my feelings. 1.00

01:06:37.000 Let's take a little cop break here and go to the top of the cop links and show this non-lethal rounds. 1.00

01:06:46.000 Because the general consensus with the population is cops are killing black people, which is mean, and if they would only use their tasers or non-lethal rounds, or maybe shoot them in the toe, they wouldn't have to murder them. 0.99

01:07:04.000 And the assumption is that if you shoot them with like a fucking beanbag of pepper balls They'll lie down and go out which you know most of us would You shoot me with a beanbag of pepper balls. 1.00

01:07:15.000 I'm gonna scream ow And lie on the ground, but when someone's on drugs or really fucking mad because their wife fucked their brother They're pepper ball proof and a lot of other proofs, so let's check this out. 1.00

01:07:29.000 I think the guy on the right Yeah, you can see he's got a paintball gun right yep 0.99

01:07:35.000 Make that full screen Ryan.

01:07:40.000 He's got a knife.

01:08:00.000 Don't worry, I have a paintball gun.

01:08:01.000 I'll handle this.

01:08:05.000 You like that shirt?

01:08:07.000 Then back up.

01:08:10.000 You're about to get yellow paint on your Patagonia.

01:08:13.000 On your Murmont.

01:08:14.000 Well, they call it Murmont.

01:08:15.000 Your Montclair is about to be splattered with color.

01:08:18.000 For God's sake, why don't we go back to the TJ Hooker scenario?

01:08:22.000 You take your nightstick and take his legs out doing a tomahawk style.

01:08:27.000 With a knife? 0.79

01:08:29.000 No, with a nightstick, remember?

01:08:30.000 I know, but he's got a knife!

01:08:32.000 He's got a knife!

01:08:33.000 I don't want to hit him with a nightstick! 0.87

01:08:34.000 No, you took his legs out with a knife! 1.00

01:08:36.000 He's going to cut my face off as I take a dank look! 0.99

01:08:37.000 T.J. 0.97

01:08:37.000 Hooker was the best cop there ever was. 0.97

01:08:40.000 Don't you know that?

01:08:41.000 That was actually a fictional character played by a gentleman named William Shatner.

01:08:45.000 Other than Cagney and Lacey, T.J.

01:08:47.000 Hooker was the best cop there ever was. 1.00

01:08:50.000 Just saying.

01:08:50.000 Bring back Cagney, Lacey, and T.J.

01:08:54.000 There you go.

01:08:56.000 Yeah, just people on the whole, they just have such a misconception as to how this works.

01:09:01.000 If you have something that's deadly, you know, that's how it's gonna go.

01:09:09.000 So wait, did they only shoot him with pepper balls in this scenario?

01:09:12.000 No, you can see the first pepper ball, it hits his shoulder, and it smokes.

01:09:16.000 Uh-huh.

01:09:17.000 For whatever reason.

01:09:18.000 And then they went to live rounds.

01:09:20.000 That's the pepper ball.

01:09:21.000 That just pissed him off. 1.00

01:09:22.000 And then, now he's fucking mad, and he's like, I'm gonna go low and stab you all. 0.99

01:09:27.000 Listen, I've seen people get tasered. 1.00

01:09:28.000 He's got two eyes! 1.00

01:09:29.000 He's fucking Freddy! 1.00

01:09:31.000 I've seen people get tasered and pull the darts out and just get madder. 1.00

01:09:35.000 So when we do our training, there's a 20-foot rule.

01:09:40.000 And what they do always is, you have your simunition rounds, not actual rounds, but they're

01:09:48.000 And by the time that person gets to you within 20 feet, you're already stabbed.

01:09:53.000 And you haven't even let a round go yet.

01:09:55.000 Yep.

01:09:56.000 That's always a scenario.

01:09:57.000 Always the case. 0.98

01:09:58.000 So just the problem, there's just this disconnection between, you know, the public, which, you know, they shouldn't have to know this stuff because they're the fucking public. 0.98

01:10:08.000 Like, why do they need to know if someone's going to stab me? 0.94

01:10:11.000 But if they don't know, they shouldn't comment.

01:10:14.000 Go back to the McDonald's scenario.

01:10:16.000 You're flipping the burger wrong.

01:10:18.000 You put it in the wrong corner.

01:10:19.000 The cheese is off center.

01:10:20.000 Listen, if you want to do the job, I've got the perfect solution.

01:10:24.000 How about, hey, congratulations on your 21st birthday.

01:10:29.000 Welcome to the NYPD.

01:10:30.000 Your next two years of service begin on Friday, whatever, whatever.

01:10:34.000 Come down, get your gun, get your shield, and get ready for your training.

01:10:37.000 If everybody in the city had to do the job that they say they know how to do best,

01:10:43.000 Then maybe they'd have a little more sympathy for the people who do it for 20 years.

01:10:46.000 And also, if someone has a knife around cops and they say, put down the gun, and he says, no, this guy isn't someone who's a pepper ball away from going, you know what?

01:10:57.000 That was kind of a wake up call.

01:10:59.000 I hadn't had a pain in my right shoulder yet.

01:11:02.000 So now that I do, I'm like, I don't want to kill anyone.

01:11:05.000 Yeah.

01:11:05.000 I mean, I think the only other, maybe, you know, the couple of things that I've seen where they, where they shoot like, you know, sticky nets, there's a couple of other things that they have out there, but, but, you know,

01:11:17.000 It's a deadly weapon.

01:11:18.000 And people don't understand that when you have a deadly weapon that, you know, our training is you go one step up.

01:11:24.000 So if someone has fists, you have a stick.

01:11:27.000 If someone has a deadly weapon, you interact with them with a deadly weapon.

01:11:32.000 That's not just training.

01:11:33.000 That's the law.

01:11:34.000 Police are allowed to use one level of force higher than the force being used against them.

01:11:40.000 Sounds logical to me.

01:11:41.000 Drop flying suspects down.

01:11:43.000 Oh yeah, that was a great video.

01:11:45.000 That's not because cops want to be the more powerful.

01:11:48.000 Most cops I know are there to feed their families and go home.

01:12:01.000 And my perspective is, I'm not a cop, I'm a taxpayer.

01:12:06.000 I want my money to go to fighting crime.

01:12:09.000 Absolutely.

01:12:10.000 I want my money to go to taking a guy out who's going to kill people.

01:12:16.000 That's what I signed up for when I write my taxes. 0.56

01:12:19.000 I'm like, go get those guys to get the bad guys.

01:12:23.000 Because I don't want to.

01:12:25.000 Yeah, I don't want to.

01:12:26.000 Right.

01:12:28.000 I won't love it, but I'll guess.

01:12:31.000 Look at these white dudes. 0.59

01:12:34.000 I don't want this to get racist. 0.82

01:12:36.000 That's my biggest fear. 0.83

01:12:37.000 But look at these white dudes. 0.99

01:12:41.000 I remember as a young man, when I was a teenager, you'd be partying, you'd be wrecking shit, you'd be jumping off buildings, you'd be spray painting, you'd be vandalizing, you'd be fucking doing donuts in the parking lot. 0.99

01:12:52.000 When a cop shows up, you go, 1.00

01:12:54.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:12:55.000 Party's over, shit hit the fan, we're dead. 1.00

01:12:58.000 Like, this is over, my dad's gonna fucking kill me, I'm going to jail, what the fuck were we thinking? 1.00

01:13:04.000 The idea, I've said this a million times on this show, the idea of going up to a cop and going, what, bitch, is so far from my fucking mind! 1.00

01:13:15.000 Yeah, but you know why? 0.99

01:13:16.000 Why?

01:13:16.000 Because when you got in a situation where the cops were involved,

01:13:22.000 You were happy that you only got smacked around by the cops because if your parents found out, you'd get a real smacking around.

01:13:28.000 Right, right, right.

01:13:29.000 Now, instead of that, your parents are on the phone with Jacobi and Myers going, how much can we get to this?

01:13:35.000 Yeah.

01:13:36.000 And the parents are suing.

01:13:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:13:37.000 They're on your side.

01:13:39.000 And the long term is, OK, yeah, maybe you get 10 grand.

01:13:42.000 But what's the lesson here?

01:13:44.000 Oh.

01:13:44.000 Junior thinks, well, mom and dad say money's more important than being a moral person and being an upstanding citizen.

01:13:51.000 I guess that's the way I'll teach my kids. 0.91

01:13:53.000 Yeah, and also part of it, I think it was Kingface that said, it was an interview that he did, and he made reference to, it's obviously a lie that black people believe that a cop can shoot them indiscriminately. 0.52

01:14:07.000 And the reason why you know that's a lie is because they wouldn't be so confrontational.

01:14:11.000 Like if you thought this person can just shoot you and have no repercussions, why would you get in his face? 1.00

01:14:18.000 Why would you, you know, curse him out and do all this shit if you thought he could just go, you know what, fuck it, boom. 0.99

01:14:25.000 Which is why the same people that will do that to a cop wouldn't dream of doing it to a drug dealer or some gangbanger because they know what the outcome is going to be. 1.00

01:14:35.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:14:35.000 You don't go to MS-13 and go, what are you going to do, bitch? 0.99

01:14:38.000 Right. 0.99

01:14:38.000 And that was actually, I think, part of that same interview that he did. 0.99

01:14:41.000 He said, everyone respects the shooter on the block.

01:14:45.000 He said, if you know that that dude is a shooter, you're gonna have the utmost respect and you're gonna stay away from him.

01:14:51.000 He said, I think it was saying, this guy is getting paid to shoot you and you're gonna, you know, you're gonna come at him?

01:14:57.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:14:58.000 Right.

01:14:58.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:15:00.000 It's true of Proud Boys, too, where they go, these guys are an evil gang. 0.99

01:15:03.000 They're killing everyone. 0.96

01:15:04.000 I'm going to write about how evil they are and use my real name. 1.00

01:15:07.000 Or I'm going to confront them and go, you guys are Nazis. 0.99

01:15:10.000 And you're like, if they were this evil KKK group that was killing everyone, you'd be running from them. 0.99

01:15:17.000 Not provoking.

01:15:18.000 You don't talk about MS-13 that way.

01:15:20.000 Right.

01:15:20.000 No one talks about MS-13 at all in any capacity.

01:15:24.000 Because they're fucking scary. 1.00

01:15:24.000 Exactly. 1.00

01:15:27.000 They'll kill you. 0.99

01:15:29.000 Alright, let's look at these dudes showing cops what time it is. 1.00

01:15:36.000 Oh yeah, bitch. 1.00

01:15:37.000 I'll fuck you up. 1.00

01:15:40.000 Of course, a woman is there with her bun to help save the day. 1.00

01:15:45.000 Go back, Ryan.

01:15:48.000 To where I came from?

01:15:49.000 What did we say?

01:15:50.000 Yeah, go back to Japarico.

01:15:54.000 So, that's like normal men.

01:15:58.000 Big muscles on those guys. 1.00

01:16:00.000 They're dealing with fucking idiots who think they can beat up cops. 1.00

01:16:03.000 And who's helping them? 1.00

01:16:04.000 A woman in a bun. 1.00

01:16:05.000 I gotta say this.

01:16:07.000 There's one thing I will criticize cops about. 0.99

01:16:09.000 Every time I shit on female cops, cops are like, well, they're not so bad. 1.00

01:16:14.000 Fuck you! 1.00

01:16:16.000 Fuck you pigs! 1.00

01:16:18.000 All cops are bastards. 1.00

01:16:19.000 They are the worst. 1.00

01:16:21.000 Female cops are the worst! 1.00

01:16:24.000 Why do you defend them? 1.00

01:16:26.000 Look at this useless, fat mom with her top bun. 1.00

01:16:30.000 Go back, Ryan. 1.00

01:16:31.000 Go back.

01:16:32.000 Can you?

01:16:32.000 There you go.

01:16:34.000 Okay, things are being handled now, and then mom comes in. 0.97

01:16:34.000 Good taste. 0.97

01:16:40.000 My sister shows up. 0.99

01:16:43.000 She's literally 100% useless. 1.00

01:16:46.000 They get the first guy. 0.99

01:16:47.000 They George Floyd him with the knee.

01:16:49.000 Good.

01:16:53.000 Everything's going great right now.

01:16:54.000 Uh-oh.

01:16:58.000 Not so great, actually.

01:17:00.000 Oh, this is it!

01:17:00.000 I've never seen this technique before.

01:17:02.000 Grab him.

01:17:03.000 Don't cuff him.

01:17:04.000 Just get him in the back seat. 0.92

01:17:06.000 Huh.

01:17:07.000 Is that a thing?

01:17:07.000 I've never heard of that before.

01:17:09.000 Shouldn't be.

01:17:10.000 Should not be.

01:17:11.000 I mean, if it's a really bad situation, you know, wait.

01:17:14.000 The only reason you throw somebody in the back seat uncuffed is if you're trying to get them away from being beaten up or hurt. 0.93

01:17:21.000 Well, this guy is a beater and a herder. 1.00

01:17:23.000 Yeah, if he's under arrest, you have to cuff him. 0.97

01:17:27.000 And then this dude comes back!

01:17:29.000 Because he wasn't searched, you don't know what else he has on him.

01:17:31.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:17:32.000 Dude, if you're shirtless, a tase works 100% of the time.

01:17:38.000 He got a tased of his own medicine.

01:17:41.000 Good one.

01:17:41.000 Thanks.

01:17:42.000 Wow.

01:17:44.000 Is it possible that tasers work better on whites than blacks? 0.98

01:17:48.000 Is that racist? 0.99

01:17:50.000 Are whites shirtless more than blacks? 1.00

01:17:52.000 No.

01:17:52.000 On average?

01:17:53.000 How many people have each of you tased?

01:17:57.000 Never tased anybody.

01:17:58.000 Didn't have them back when I was a cop.

01:17:59.000 Yeah, never tased anybody.

01:18:00.000 How many guys have you shot?

01:18:02.000 None.

01:18:03.000 Zero. 1.00

01:18:04.000 Why the fuck are you here? 1.00

01:18:08.000 What the fuck is this? 1.00

01:18:10.000 Look at these fucking traffic cops over here. 1.00

01:18:12.000 I was loving that, I hate it. 1.00

01:18:14.000 You know, they beat them up with their bare hands because they use Purple Works Nutrition probably. 1.00

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01:18:38.000 I tried it today.

01:18:38.000 Dude, I recorded, not only did I fucking lift insane weights, I was doing, what did I do?

01:18:46.000 I was pulling up 85 pounds like this. 0.97

01:18:49.000 And throwing cops around left and right.

01:18:52.000 These 20 pound weights like this.

01:18:54.000 What was the first one though?

01:18:56.000 It was insane.

01:18:56.000 It was shocking.

01:18:58.000 And I was screaming my head off the whole time.

01:19:01.000 But I was also enjoying my workout.

01:19:03.000 Like, as I suffered, instead of... What I usually do if I don't have a good pre-workout is, I just try to get over with.

01:19:10.000 So I'm like, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. 0.91

01:19:14.000 But with this, with purpleworksnutrition.com, I was like going, yeah, bitch, that's all you got? 1.00

01:19:20.000 Purpleworks, fucking yeah! 0.99

01:19:24.000 Ripping through it slowly. 0.99

01:19:26.000 Does it work for old guys? 1.00

01:19:28.000 I was enjoying, old guys? 1.00

01:19:30.000 I'm 53, dude.

01:19:32.000 Oh, then it does.

01:19:33.000 The Purple Works Pink Lemonade pre-workout.

01:19:36.000 But I will say, don't have a coffee also.

01:19:38.000 I had a Dunkin Donuts coffee and a Purple Works.

01:19:41.000 And when we started recording these Ino Shinnok songs with Rick Rubin, I was kind of like, let's go, let's go!

01:19:47.000 Like I was too edgy.

01:19:49.000 And I kind of sketched out my daughter.

01:19:51.000 Step to the side of the desk, please.

01:19:53.000 I was telling her like, get down here!

01:19:55.000 We gotta do a song!

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01:20:14.000 Wait, were you laughing at me?

01:20:15.000 Me?

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01:22:55.000 Now, today was the first day I tried it.

01:22:58.000 I was, I would say, shockingly active in my... Thursdays I do weights days.

01:23:07.000 And I've never performed like this before.

01:23:11.000 So move!

01:23:13.000 I will keep you posted on the effects of Purple Works.

01:23:17.000 That was a demon!

01:23:18.000 You know that, right?

01:23:19.000 In today's first experiment, it went very well.

01:23:21.000 But I do regret taking a coffee at the same time because it made me into Ratso Rizzo from Midnight Cowboy.

01:23:32.000 Show that second video.

01:23:35.000 Black dude tries to take off. 0.80

01:23:37.000 They tase him. 0.79

01:23:40.000 Let me ask you a question, John A and John B. You have a son.

01:23:44.000 He's 17 years old, 18 years old.

01:23:47.000 He's like, Dad, I want to join the police force.

01:23:50.000 I want to go to the academy.

01:23:51.000 Would you say yes or no?

01:23:54.000 Negative.

01:23:57.000 I mean, at this point, it's tough.

01:24:01.000 You know, the problem is that I'm actually in that position a little bit.

01:24:06.000 Oh, really?

01:24:07.000 I didn't know that.

01:24:07.000 How old is your son?

01:24:08.000 I mean, I have a 16-year-old son, 16-year-old daughter, a bunch of kids.

01:24:15.000 I have a bunch.

01:24:16.000 A bunch of kids.

01:24:17.000 So I mean you know what the thing is they see the life that it provides and it's and it's kind of alluring you know it's it's you know it's it's a good life.

01:24:25.000 It's alluring after retirement.

01:24:27.000 That's true that's true.

01:24:28.000 It's not alluring before retirement.

01:24:31.000 So the thing is like from the people that I speak to now that are still on it's it's you know it's so different and it's just so dangerous.

01:24:40.000 Dangerous in the in the sense that

01:24:42.000 You know, I mean, if you grab somebody the wrong way at this point, you're going to be prosecuted.

01:24:48.000 I'm not even, that's not even an exaggeration.

01:24:50.000 And that's goodbye to four million dollars of a pension.

01:24:53.000 Now, so what ultimately ends up happening is what's happening now and what's going to keep happening is, and I've been saying this for a long time, is what you're going to get is an influx of people

01:24:53.000 Right.

01:25:03.000 That's what you're gonna get an influx now into these departments because they don't care about the 20-year pension they just care about how much can they make while they're on doing whatever crooked shit they got to do

01:25:24.000 So yeah, I mean at this point now, if they really want to do it, I would still, you know, help them as much as I can to get into a decent spot.

01:25:32.000 But I'm not as happy as I was, you know, promoting it.

01:25:36.000 Listen, there are plenty of jobs you can make money at that are less...

01:25:44.000 Appreciate you more.

01:25:45.000 The fire department.

01:25:46.000 You're not being appreciated.

01:25:47.000 Sanitation.

01:25:48.000 You know, I mean, these platitudes like, oh, thank you for your service.

01:25:52.000 Okay, great.

01:25:52.000 Yeah.

01:25:53.000 And go back to wherever you're from. 0.87

01:25:55.000 And then meanwhile, you're dealing with some psycho or, you know, somebody who's jacked up on fentanyl or whatever.

01:26:02.000 And like John said, the next thing,

01:26:07.000 You know, you've got to worry about a lawsuit and losing your means of making a living.

01:26:13.000 Yeah.

01:26:15.000 And people don't realize that you actually have to go through training.

01:26:20.000 You know, they act like your hand is shield and gun and go out, go ahead, enforce laws, whatever they want.

01:26:25.000 Well, they keep talking about better training.

01:26:27.000 You need more training.

01:26:29.000 Better training.

01:26:30.000 The New York City Police Force is one of the best trained departments in the world.

01:26:33.000 How long is the training?

01:26:35.000 The training starts out for six months.

01:26:38.000 Then you go into field training for, depending on the administration, another six months, a year, possibly 18 months.

01:26:47.000 And it's all on-the-job training.

01:26:48.000 You are trained every day.

01:26:50.000 You have to deal with people every day.

01:26:53.000 You have to figure out how not to resort to weaponry.

01:26:57.000 How to talk your way out of situations.

01:26:58.000 And those guys during training, they're told, don't move, just watch what I do.

01:27:02.000 Well, that's the biggest farce of the whole thing.

01:27:05.000 You cannot train for this stuff.

01:27:07.000 You can train for a car stop as far as positioning and blah, blah, blah, and all the stuff like that.

01:27:13.000 There's no training when you have a guy who's on PCP.

01:27:17.000 There's no training for that.

01:27:18.000 Right, like that dude who had two knives, who had a knife in each hand and a knife in his sock running from that garage

01:27:29.000 After being shot with that pepper ball.

01:27:32.000 Yeah, you just have to be confronted with the situations over and over again.

01:27:36.000 And it just becomes a point where your heart rate doesn't go up that much.

01:27:41.000 You can keep your focus.

01:27:43.000 And that's only because you've been put in those situations time and time and time again.

01:27:47.000 You can't really train for that.

01:27:49.000 But even so, I mean, the Monday morning quarterbacks are all over the place and they'll say, Oh, you know what?

01:27:55.000 Well, kidding aside, you talk about little girls and how they're not a threat.

01:27:58.000 Well, guess what?

01:27:59.000 A little girl can pull a gun just like a big man. 1.00

01:28:02.000 Right.

01:28:02.000 And you pull a little girl out of a car and you get too complacent or you get too laid back, and, oh, honey, don't worry, it's just a summit.

01:28:10.000 You don't know if she's got a warrant, and the next thing she's pulling out, either a knife or a gun, and it doesn't matter that she only weighs 90 pounds as opposed to a 180-pound male. 0.99

01:28:20.000 You're still getting stabbed to shot.

01:28:22.000 And let me just be clear, you can train for that, but it's in these situations where you're SEAL Team 6 and you're training 300 days a year and you're doing one mission, right?

01:28:33.000 You can't be a police department with 10,000 people and have these guys training 300 days a year.

01:28:40.000 You have to go work.

01:28:40.000 You have to do the job.

01:28:42.000 Right.

01:28:42.000 Which is the training.

01:28:43.000 That's what it is.

01:28:44.000 The training is doing the work.

01:28:47.000 Let's show this clip here of this guy who took off after he got tased.

01:28:54.000 It's the second link after the white dude's link. 0.51

01:29:03.000 It's coming up here, it's awesome.

01:29:07.000 How long is this?

01:29:11.000 Two minutes, eleven seconds.

01:29:13.000 Oh, this is horrible.

01:29:15.000 This is bad, I've seen this.

01:29:17.000 It is horrible.

01:29:22.000 So, look how useless a taser is.

01:29:26.000 It did knock him down.

01:29:27.000 Twice.

01:29:28.000 Right?

01:29:35.000 By the way, these two, this is going to get really, really bad.

01:29:38.000 These two officers survived.

01:29:39.000 Yeah.

01:29:40.000 They did?

01:29:40.000 They did survive.

01:29:41.000 Yeah.

01:29:41.000 Okay, good.

01:29:42.000 Yeah, because I remember just the sounds.

01:29:43.000 I don't want to, we don't show snuff movies.

01:29:46.000 Well, but not often.

01:29:50.000 Depends on the day.

01:29:51.000 Right.

01:29:52.000 But look.

01:29:52.000 But there are still people who Monday morning quarterback.

01:29:55.000 Oh, well, you know, they didn't use proper tactics.

01:29:57.000 They should have.

01:29:58.000 Listen, when you're in that when you're in the thick of a situation, you know, it's all you can do to keep yourself from getting killed.

01:30:06.000 Yeah.

01:30:07.000 I've noticed that with my boxing gym, like retired cops, they don't have any fear glands.

01:30:13.000 If like they don't mind being punched in the face.

01:30:16.000 I think it's good that cops retire after 20 years because they become so complacent and so unflappable that it's dangerous for them. 0.99

01:30:27.000 Like they'll walk into a fucking Bloods and Crips war and be like, guys, guys, let's slow it down. 0.98

01:30:33.000 Not happening on my watch. 0.99

01:30:35.000 No, it's true.

01:30:36.000 And you're like, dude, there's a shootout.

01:30:38.000 Okay, I just chatted through cops being murdered.

01:30:40.000 Let's go back a little bit.

01:30:42.000 They weren't murdered apparently, right?

01:30:43.000 No, they weren't.

01:30:44.000 They were not murdered.

01:30:46.000 I'm chatting away about adrenaline control.

01:30:49.000 Now, if somebody were to pull up and try to assist you guys, wouldn't that be not good?

01:30:55.000 Because now you're worried about who they are?

01:30:58.000 Well, you never know who's coming up and what their motivation is.

01:31:02.000 It's illegal not to help cops.

01:31:05.000 But to pull over and insert yourself in that situation, like, well, you're always scared that the person pulling up might be trying to aid the person you're trying to arrest.

01:31:14.000 So it's a tense situation.

01:31:16.000 You don't know where a civilian is coming from.

01:31:19.000 Maybe if you come from their line of sight, you pull ahead and then you're like, you have your hand.

01:31:22.000 Oh, remember George Floyd? 0.99

01:31:23.000 There was civilians all over that shit. 0.99

01:31:25.000 Yeah, but they were filming, they weren't interested in helping anything. 0.99

01:31:28.000 I would say that, because it's happened to me, where you're grappling with somebody and somebody lends a hand, especially once you're past the point of adrenaline and you're exhausted, it's a well-welcomed thing.

01:31:40.000 Oh, you're grateful, yeah. 0.95

01:31:41.000 However, once gunplay comes into effect, you just gotta get the fuck out of there. 0.98

01:31:47.000 And now you're probably worried about what if there's another casualty, if this person's trying to help, now you have to save them and you, and now it's a whole fucking thing. 0.98

01:31:54.000 Right, I mean that's the whole point. 0.93

01:31:56.000 The point is to take out the bad guy and not get anybody else out.

01:31:59.000 When you're in a grappling situation, it can be a good thing, but once there's a weapon involved, it's best just to keep civilians out of it.

01:32:06.000 Yeah, absolutely. 0.99

01:32:10.000 So he gets out, he reaches into his car, grabs his gun, and starts fucking shooting. 0.99

01:32:18.000 Look at that. 0.99

01:32:19.000 It's gun on gun.

01:32:21.000 The gun jam there.

01:32:24.000 So that guy jumps over the barrier.

01:32:25.000 He's definitely been shot.

01:32:28.000 They didn't know he had a gun.

01:32:30.000 They shouldn't have talked.

01:32:31.000 They shouldn't have done that to him.

01:32:32.000 Maybe he would have complied if they hadn't been so forceful.

01:32:36.000 You know, you get all the nonsense in the world to justify the actions of people trying to kill police.

01:32:42.000 I mean, one of the biggest problems is, you know, we work in a gray area, right?

01:32:46.000 Like, there's constitutional laws and stuff like that, and we have to kind of, like, you know, we work in this gray area, you know?

01:32:53.000 Like, the law says that, you know, in order to make a drug arrest, you have to see the drug and money and go like this.

01:33:00.000 Nobody sees that.

01:33:01.000 Never.

01:33:01.000 You see somebody giving a pound, right?

01:33:04.000 I saw it once.

01:33:06.000 It only happened once.

01:33:07.000 20 years on the force.

01:33:08.000 20 years on the force, I saw it once.

01:33:11.000 You know, but when a cop who specializes in narcotics, when they see that exchange, they know they've seen a drug transaction and then, you know, they enforce whatever they have to do at the time.

01:33:22.000 But, you know, people just think that, you know, nothing is cut and dry.

01:33:25.000 It's all... But again, the public wants to see what they want to see.

01:33:29.000 Look,

01:33:29.000 You know, it's like when you see the woman walking down by the bus terminal, up and down in the short skirt, and she's waving at every car.

01:33:38.000 Yeah. 0.55

01:33:38.000 She's a horny, sexy lady. 0.55

01:33:39.000 Maybe she knows every guy that's passing by.

01:33:41.000 Chances are, she's a working girl. 0.96

01:33:44.000 But you have to articulate before a judge, and possibly a jury if it ever went that far, which it never does, how you knew she was a prostitute.

01:33:53.000 And people will go, well, she could have been looking for a ride home. 0.57

01:33:57.000 Well, she could... 0.95

01:33:58.000 Yeah, okay, well then you keep letting people out like that and when your neighborhood gets overrun with people like that and you complain that the cops are watching it and don't do anything, it's because people like you don't understand that the cops know what's going on and don't back them up.

01:34:14.000 So John A., how many people have you put in prison for heinous crimes?

01:34:22.000 None.

01:34:23.000 None?

01:34:24.000 None. 1.00

01:34:25.000 Shut up. 0.99

01:34:27.000 You know, they didn't, when I was a cop, they didn't do that on the street. 0.99

01:34:30.000 They had the decency to go to a motel room.

01:34:33.000 No, I'm not talking about prostitutes.

01:34:34.000 I mean, your entire career, murderers, bank robbers, all those bad men, how many did you arrest that were real arrests that went to jail?

01:34:45.000 You know what the funny thing is?

01:34:47.000 You bring people to jail.

01:34:49.000 You go see the ADA.

01:34:51.000 You speak to the ADA.

01:34:52.000 You tell your story.

01:34:53.000 They nod and smile at you and, you know, basically pat you on the head and send you home.

01:35:00.000 And very seldom do you get a letter from the ADA telling you if you've got a conviction or not.

01:35:07.000 I've gotten probably a dozen letters over the years for the hundreds of arrests I've made.

01:35:12.000 But the system

01:35:15.000 You made hundreds of arrests and you don't know how many went to jail.

01:35:18.000 No.

01:35:19.000 What about you, John?

01:35:20.000 An unfortunate situation.

01:35:22.000 So, I mean, I probably arrested around 400 or so.

01:35:25.000 400 people you've arrested?

01:35:27.000 Yeah, and with the people that I ran with, that was pretty low.

01:35:33.000 Wow. 0.81

01:35:35.000 But for the most part, you know, like... You're an underachiever.

01:35:38.000 Yeah, yeah, with my group.

01:35:39.000 But, you know, like, for like what he said, you know, I mean, they'll go through the process.

01:35:43.000 They'll go to central booking and they'll do all that stuff like that.

01:35:46.000 But as far as, like,

01:35:47.000 You know, the majority of these things, they either get, I mean, the decline of prosecution rate, you know, which is when you arrest somebody, you have probable cause, they go through the system, but the DA's office just says, you know what, we're just gonna, for whatever reason, not go forward.

01:36:02.000 Like in the Bronx, like, during the previous administration was like 50%.

01:36:08.000 And what's it now?

01:36:10.000 It's a little bit better, but it's still not.

01:36:13.000 Maybe we should bring back Charles Bronson.

01:36:16.000 It's time for Death Wish 5.

01:36:18.000 For every 10 people that get arrested, 6 just walk right out.

01:36:22.000 What do you guys think of Eric Adams?

01:36:24.000 I like how tired John A is.

01:36:34.000 I don't think he's a cop!

01:36:36.000 The New York Post was so excited, we got a cop!

01:36:39.000 No!

01:36:40.000 Did you see his interview?

01:36:41.000 I forget, who was the one that was with Greg Kelly?

01:36:46.000 The girl, Maria Scotto, I think she did an interview with him?

01:36:49.000 Yes.

01:36:49.000 And she asked him how many arrests he had.

01:36:51.000 You know, the same question you asked.

01:36:53.000 Right.

01:36:53.000 I think his answer was, he gave some political answer, but the answer was 12.

01:36:59.000 Dude, I've had 12 citizens' arrests.

01:37:03.000 I've arrested people for going through red lights.

01:37:06.000 I'm at 12.

01:37:06.000 Yeah.

01:37:07.000 There you go.

01:37:08.000 Me and Eric Adams are the same. 1.00

01:37:10.000 All he did was join those dumb, like, black officers' unions and complain about racism, and he complained his way to the top. 1.00

01:37:18.000 It worked! 1.00

01:37:19.000 I got a hand into him.

01:37:20.000 Yeah.

01:37:21.000 He did a good job.

01:37:22.000 All right, let's take some calls.

01:37:24.000 All right.

01:37:25.000 Let's see if 602 is ready.

01:37:28.000 Finally.

01:37:29.000 602.

01:37:29.000 How about an Eric Hogan?

01:37:33.000 602, we're talking to you!

01:37:33.000 Sorry, we tried.

01:37:40.000 It's not your fault, 602.

01:37:42.000 It's Ryan Katsu Rivera's fault.

01:37:45.000 Okay, let the next call be the judge of that.

01:37:48.000 Oh, I hear activity.

01:37:50.000 919, you're on the line.

01:37:51.000 What's up?

01:37:54.000 Hey, I don't know if you're aware, you probably are, but I accidentally took a screenshot while I was watching your show on my iPhone and I'm looking through my pictures one day and I get this like

01:38:15.000 Odd alert that I've never seen before asking me, I forget exactly what the wording was, but it was like, it was only on your picture.

01:38:26.000 And it was like asking me if I wanted to delete certain pictures, like offensive pictures.

01:38:33.000 Easy with the P's, sir. 0.97

01:38:35.000 Which was crazy because that was on my actual iPhone, not

01:38:41.000 Any website or anything else.

01:38:43.000 It was just a picture on my phone.

01:38:47.000 And the iPhone was asking me if... Basically if I was okay with having your face.

01:38:53.000 Whoa.

01:38:54.000 Wow.

01:38:55.000 In my phone.

01:38:55.000 That's amazing.

01:38:58.000 That is fucking amazing. 0.98

01:38:59.000 Are you in America? 0.99

01:39:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:00.000 My face is... My face is cunt. 1.00

01:39:05.000 I felt ugly. 1.00

01:39:06.000 I felt gay. 1.00

01:39:07.000 My wife's vagina and my face are the same thing. 1.00

01:39:12.000 I want to eat my... I guess I want to eat my face. 1.00

01:39:15.000 It doesn't say that. 1.00

01:39:17.000 You're a liar. 0.99

01:39:20.000 No, I'm not lying, dude. 1.00

01:39:21.000 I swear to God.

01:39:22.000 That's crazy.

01:39:25.000 It's frightening how censored you actually are.

01:39:28.000 Yeah, that is pretty impressive.

01:39:30.000 I'm impressed.

01:39:31.000 I think you are Hitler. 0.94

01:39:34.000 I'll tell you what, I bet if you had a screen grab of Hitler on your phone, they'd be like, whatever, he's a World War II buff.

01:39:41.000 But you have a better mustache.

01:39:43.000 I took a picture of what it said, and I'll try to send it to you.

01:39:47.000 Yeah, send it to us, but also, do me a favor, take a bunch of pictures of Hitler and swastikas, I'm not joking, and see if people, see if your phone is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude, do you really want that? 0.53

01:40:01.000 I bet they will not have a problem with it.

01:40:03.000 I bet they're fine with Hitler and swastikas. 1.00

01:40:07.000 I mean, I'm sure you're aware of this as well, but.

01:40:11.000 I was messing with that chat GPT thing, and I asked it to write an article, you know, basically explaining how the Proud Boys have been misunderstood and they're not radical extremists, and it wouldn't do it.

01:40:29.000 I also took a screenshot of what it told me, and then I asked it the same exact question on Antifa, and it wrote this

01:40:36.000 Crazy long article about how, in the end, Antifa is, you know, a net positive.

01:40:42.000 Wow.

01:40:42.000 Even though they were violent.

01:40:45.000 And that's, that's fucking huge. 0.99

01:40:48.000 Because... Dude, it's fucking frightening is what it is. 0.98

01:40:52.000 This is The Matrix, and if The Matrix hates us, it's not gonna bode well. 0.95

01:40:58.000 Even in the movie, even in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix doesn't hate 0.99

01:41:03.000 Uh, the people in the pods, it's just like they're human garbage and we're going to use them to like make shit. 0.99

01:41:09.000 We're going to put a thing in their necks, but they don't hate them. 1.00

01:41:12.000 In this version, reality version, the Matrix actually dislikes us.

01:41:18.000 That's not good.

01:41:20.000 At least in the Matrix, the movie, they let the people live in the pods.

01:41:24.000 I don't think they're going to let us live in the pods.

01:41:27.000 No, they would, they, they do that.

01:41:30.000 I've been a fan for a while and I got a tattoo and it just says, it's just proud of your boy with the laurels around it.

01:41:39.000 Nice.

01:41:39.000 And, uh, but it doesn't even say proud boys.

01:41:42.000 It says P O Y B with the laurels.

01:41:46.000 And this was before, you know, proud boys exploded into this extremist group.

01:41:53.000 But the people at my job have seen it and it's like,

01:41:59.000 They treat me differently now.

01:42:00.000 It's insane, man.

01:42:02.000 And trying to explain to these people the truth.

01:42:05.000 No, don't explain.

01:42:07.000 Are you a part of a chapter?

01:42:09.000 Are you in a Proud Boys chapter?

01:42:12.000 No, I never actually did anything officially.

01:42:15.000 I was just a fan before.

01:42:16.000 Well, you should!

01:42:18.000 You should join a chapter.

01:42:19.000 Where do you live?

01:42:21.000 I'm in North Carolina.

01:42:22.000 Yeah, there's great chapters over there.

01:42:25.000 Super fun guys.

01:42:28.000 Yeah, I've got a family. 0.96

01:42:31.000 I would, I just don't have the time to be fucking around usually. 0.95

01:42:34.000 It's a night a month. 0.88

01:42:37.000 Well, that's another thing, dude.

01:42:39.000 It's like, where do you go to reach out?

01:42:41.000 You search Proud Boys.

01:42:42.000 That's all part of the screening process.

01:42:45.000 If you can figure that out, then you're in.

01:42:47.000 Anyway, great call.

01:42:50.000 Thanks for calling.

01:42:50.000 Send us those screen grabs of those various scenarios.

01:42:55.000 With subject to screen grab.

01:42:59.000 I can't believe they hate us so much.

01:43:01.000 Isn't it part of like the radical left taking over the mainstream and talking about us?

01:43:07.000 Maybe I'm drunk.

01:43:08.000 Can I help?

01:43:09.000 Maybe I'm drunk, but yeah, you're out.

01:43:11.000 Thanks for calling.

01:43:12.000 No, no, there's a new guy.

01:43:13.000 Oh, okay.

01:43:13.000 Oh, wicked.

01:43:15.000 You're not out, you're out. 0.93

01:43:17.000 I can talk about this.

01:43:18.000 Isn't part of it, doesn't part of you be like, isn't part of you like,

01:43:23.000 Why do you hate me so much?

01:43:25.000 Like, I'm a nice guy.

01:43:27.000 I think it's just because we're rational, right?

01:43:30.000 Yeah, like when your girlfriend dumps you, she's like, I don't want to be with you anymore, but I think you're a good guy.

01:43:36.000 It's not my cup of tea anymore.

01:43:38.000 And like, I want to start dating this dude.

01:43:40.000 I think the problem is because they can't argue their points, right?

01:43:43.000 So once you can't, you know, make your point clear, then...

01:43:48.000 No, we're not talking to you yet, sir.

01:43:50.000 I don't know why you're on the line.

01:43:53.000 But yeah, the left hates us with such vitriol. 0.78

01:43:58.000 Like they want to kill not just us, but they want to kill our kids and like our mom and our grandmother's friend.

01:44:04.000 And I'm like, I don't hate you.

01:44:06.000 Dennis Prager said it beautifully, and I think he stole it from Charles Krauthammer.

01:44:10.000 He said, they think we're evil.

01:44:13.000 We just think they're wrong.

01:44:14.000 Yeah, that definitely was Krauthammer.

01:44:15.000 Like, I don't want to cut off AOC's fingers.

01:44:19.000 Yeah.

01:44:20.000 I just don't want her to be in a position of power.

01:44:22.000 I want her to have a wonderful life as a barmaid. 0.99

01:44:25.000 By all means.

01:44:26.000 I want her to get the biggest tips in town. 0.81

01:44:29.000 Enjoy yourself, babe.

01:44:31.000 But, like, being in the White House?

01:44:34.000 No.

01:44:34.000 You're not qualified.

01:44:36.000 Alright, let's talk to this guy.

01:44:40.000 Hello? 0.99

01:44:41.000 This crazy Canadian? 1.00

01:44:43.000 Let's talk to this crazy Canadian. 1.00

01:44:45.000 Hello? 1.00

01:44:45.000 Can you hear me? 1.00

01:44:47.000 Yeah.

01:44:48.000 What's up Gavin?

01:44:50.000 I've been a supporter since like day one.

01:44:54.000 I love you guys.

01:44:55.000 I listen like every week.

01:44:57.000 I'm not a fan of the cops though to be quite honest.

01:45:00.000 I agree with like almost 99% of what Gavin says but I hate cops and I don't support any cops. 0.77

01:45:07.000 Are you a criminal? 0.97

01:45:08.000 I can hate cops. 0.97

01:45:10.000 And I can argue my point like pretty easily. 0.99

01:45:12.000 Oh, I absolutely hate them.

01:45:13.000 Okay, so you're a cop hater.

01:45:14.000 So tell me about, sorry, tell me about a scenario where there's no cops.

01:45:20.000 Like should there be no cops in society?

01:45:25.000 I think there should be absolutely no cops.

01:45:27.000 And for my lifestyle that I live, no cops makes my life so much better.

01:45:32.000 And where do you live?

01:45:33.000 I don't think that there would be like all these gang members.

01:45:35.000 I live in British Columbia.

01:45:37.000 I'm from Ontario.

01:45:39.000 Where in British Columbia?

01:45:40.000 I don't think the whole thing that you're talking about.

01:45:44.000 Yeah, but I'm from Ontario, so I grew up in Toronto.

01:45:46.000 I know, but where in British Columbia are you now where you don't need cops?

01:45:51.000 I'm in Kamloops, in the mountains, like an hour outside of Kamloops.

01:45:56.000 There's not a lot of Negroes where you are, I would imagine.

01:45:59.000 There actually is quite a bit of Negroes in Kamloops. 0.70

01:46:03.000 If there were no cops and no guns, there'd be no crime.

01:46:05.000 There's a lot of blacks in Kamloops, British Columbia?

01:46:09.000 Yeah, there is actually.

01:46:10.000 Because Calgary too, there's a lot of blacks in Calgary.

01:46:12.000 What are the demographics of Kamloops, British Columbia?

01:46:18.000 So sir, you're saying if there were no cops and no guns, there'd be no crime, correct?

01:46:25.000 No, I think guns are a plus, but no cops is for me.

01:46:29.000 Cops ruin my life.

01:46:30.000 I'm a cannabis grower.

01:46:31.000 I have two young kids, and me and my wife, I use cannabis as medicine.

01:46:37.000 I've been in the industry for a long time.

01:46:39.000 Even though they've legalized cannabis, I'm part of the black market still, so they can come and arrest me at any point in time and ruin my life.

01:46:47.000 So the police, you hate cops because they monitor your cannabis?

01:46:54.000 Know that they, anytime I get pulled over, they pull up my record.

01:46:59.000 I tell the cops I hate them every time they pull me over.

01:47:01.000 I say, I wish you didn't exist. 1.00

01:47:02.000 I hate you. 1.00

01:47:02.000 Like, I mean it. 1.00

01:47:04.000 Because they literally, my life is, I can't live a normal, happy life because of the police.

01:47:12.000 Well, the police don't make the rules, to be fair.

01:47:14.000 Because I have to worry about them arresting me at all times.

01:47:18.000 Well then you need to go to your politicians and change the laws.

01:47:21.000 I work with all these bad guys that are actually the good guys.

01:47:26.000 The bad guys are the good guys.

01:47:28.000 Should there be cops in Harlem?

01:47:29.000 Should there be cops in Baltimore?

01:47:31.000 Should there be cops in East New York?

01:47:35.000 Should there be cops in the South Bronx?

01:47:38.000 Maybe in those places, but even there, I don't think there should be.

01:47:42.000 I think if there was no cops, those places would work themselves out so quickly.

01:47:48.000 Yeah, the gangs would decide who's in charge.

01:47:51.000 The gangs would decide who's in charge and that's what you're advocating. 1.00

01:47:54.000 Yeah, the Latin Kings and Dominicans don't play and fucking... 1.00

01:47:59.000 And other people that are legit would go around and kill all these faggots, losers, who are just killing people for no reason. 1.00

01:48:08.000 So why don't they do it now? 1.00

01:48:10.000 Why not put the cops out of business? 0.99

01:48:12.000 Let the legitimate people kill them now. 0.96

01:48:14.000 No, but who decides who kills who? 0.98

01:48:17.000 Where does that come into play?

01:48:21.000 Well, if I'm living where I live, which is on 200 acres, which most people should be living that way, they should have a huge plot of land of themselves. 0.97

01:48:29.000 If somebody comes on your plot of land, and without permission, you just shoot them! 0.98

01:48:34.000 That's it! 1.00

01:48:34.000 There's no more bastards, no more problems! 1.00

01:48:37.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:48:46.000 No, I don't.

01:48:47.000 It's not true. 0.88

01:48:49.000 So if grandma comes onto your land, you're going to shoot her? 0.98

01:48:54.000 If somebody strolls onto your land and they just got lost, you have the right to shoot them. 0.97

01:48:59.000 That's what you're advocating?

01:49:03.000 I totally advocate for that.

01:49:05.000 Really?

01:49:06.000 Wow, I hope everybody carries a road map in your world, sir.

01:49:11.000 Well not only that, you realize that the average major city is maybe about a thousand acres.

01:49:16.000 So you're talking about that everyone should have a fifth of where you live?

01:49:22.000 What if I'm just the head of a family and I'm a guy?

01:49:28.000 And you live in an apartment.

01:49:30.000 And I have to go to work and I can't defend my family while I'm at work.

01:49:34.000 Unbelievable.

01:49:35.000 Okay, I'm looking up Kamloops in British Columbia here.

01:49:40.000 There are a lot of South Asians for some reason.

01:49:43.000 There are 980 black people in all of Kamloops.

01:49:45.000 What about the people that can't be as privileged as you to have 200 acres?

01:49:48.000 What do they do?

01:49:49.000 Like the people that have to live in an apartment.

01:49:50.000 What do they do?

01:50:00.000 Anyway, that's enough.

01:50:01.000 Thanks for calling. 1.00

01:50:02.000 What a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:50:03.000 You're a retard. 1.00

01:50:04.000 You're a fucking stupid retard. 1.00

01:50:06.000 You live in the middle of nowhere and you're telling the rest of us how to live. 1.00

01:50:10.000 You don't exist. 1.00

01:50:11.000 Shut up. 1.00

01:50:13.000 What a fucking moron. 1.00

01:50:15.000 Unbelievable. 1.00

01:50:16.000 Unbelievable.

01:50:16.000 This is my land.

01:50:18.000 I will shoot you if you set one foot on it. 1.00

01:50:20.000 This guy is in Kamloops. 1.00

01:50:22.000 Where the fuck is Kamloops? 0.98

01:50:24.000 It's probably like five hours... Kamloops, British Columbia. 0.99

01:50:29.000 And you know what the reality is?

01:50:30.000 What?

01:50:31.000 If a group of six gang members came onto his property and beat him to the ground, he'd be begging for his life and the lives of his family and begging for cops to show up and help him.

01:50:41.000 Absolutely! 1.00

01:50:42.000 No, I'd shoot them! 1.00

01:50:44.000 Oh really? 1.00

01:50:45.000 I'd shoot them with my pea shooter! 1.00

01:50:47.000 Enough. 1.00

01:50:49.000 This is what's wrong.

01:50:52.000 Everybody wants cop in a box.

01:50:53.000 They want cops when they want them, but when they don't want them, they don't want to see them.

01:50:57.000 Absolutely.

01:50:57.000 That's the problem.

01:50:59.000 And this whole idea of like, I lived a life today that was totally normal, and I didn't have cops, so ergo, we don't need cops, because I'm everyone in the world.

01:51:08.000 And that's the thing.

01:51:09.000 A lot of people don't understand that a lot of cops don't agree with some of the laws that we have.

01:51:13.000 Right.

01:51:14.000 Whether it's cannabis laws or whatever it is.

01:51:17.000 Do we have some discretion, some leeway in what we do?

01:51:22.000 Yeah, we do.

01:51:23.000 And we can choose to implement that.

01:51:24.000 But less and less because of politicians.

01:51:28.000 Right.

01:51:28.000 In the end, it's the laws that need to be changed if somebody wants to live how they want to live.

01:51:34.000 Absolutely.

01:51:35.000 And that's who you vote in.

01:51:36.000 OK, dudes, Kamloops is four hours north of Vancouver, B.C.

01:51:43.000 It's deep, deep in the Rockies. 0.99

01:51:46.000 So he's in he's on a fucking mountain. 0.99

01:51:49.000 How's it going? 0.99

01:51:50.000 He's on a snowy mountain right now in the safest part, possibly in the world. 0.99

01:51:56.000 And he's like, why the fuck do we need cops? 1.00

01:51:59.000 And fuck weather, too, with this snow shit. 1.00

01:52:01.000 This is bullshit. 1.00

01:52:02.000 I can't grow fucking shit out of it. 1.00

01:52:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:52:04.000 Well, unless it's indoors, of course. 0.99

01:52:06.000 Why do we even need beaches? 0.99

01:52:08.000 Beaches are gay. 1.00

01:52:10.000 There's no beaches around me, so they don't exist. 0.99

01:52:14.000 Yeah, he's got to be going indoors. 0.99

01:52:15.000 I don't like the butt chick. 1.00

01:52:16.000 Also, if you're in British Columbia and you're a pot dude, things are going pretty good for you. 0.98

01:52:21.000 Yeah, right? 0.99

01:52:23.000 Calm the fuck down. 1.00

01:52:24.000 What a moron. 1.00

01:52:26.000 We got another call, and let me tell you, 9-2-8, you're on the lace. 1.00

01:52:32.000 What's up, 9-2-8?

01:52:33.000 Yeah, I just wanted to ask, when are we going to, like, create some kind of peace treaty between Ron DeSantis and Trump?

01:52:46.000 Because they're gonna kneecap each other and it's gonna destroy the Republican Party next time around. 0.99

01:52:52.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:52:53.000 Or maybe it's healthy.

01:52:54.000 I mean, they obviously have to compete for a little bit.

01:52:57.000 You know when you're at a bar and you both like this chick? 1.00

01:53:01.000 I've always said

01:53:03.000 That it's important not to cock-block, but you can compete.

01:53:08.000 So it's like two speed boats going... And you're both, you know, making lines with her.

01:53:15.000 You're both talking with her.

01:53:17.000 And then you get to a point where you're like, she definitely prefers John A over John B. And at that point, John B is like... You just turn right.

01:53:32.000 But you both try for a while.

01:53:33.000 It's in a benevolent way.

01:53:35.000 You're both competing for the chicken.

01:53:41.000 Normal way.

01:53:42.000 But when she's like, oh, that's my type of guy, blah, blah, blah.

01:53:45.000 I like this kind of guy.

01:53:46.000 Then you peel out.

01:53:48.000 And this goes back to the acronym Downer.

01:53:51.000 Which is don't cock block, only 12 hours, water a plenty, never after 4, eat your dinner, and regulate your bumps.

01:54:00.000 That's the secret to partying.

01:54:03.000 And I think Ron DeSantis and Trump are in that... So you're saying they're going after Nikki Halle?

01:54:12.000 What?

01:54:12.000 I think we're more divided in the Republican Party right now than we've ever been between, like, Steve Bauters, the Daily Watcher, and, uh, you know, Tim Poole in the quartering, and just all the other divisions that are happening right now.

01:54:27.000 Elijah Schaefer and, uh,

01:54:29.000 That Sydney girl, it's like we're less unified now than we were in 2020.

01:54:34.000 And it seems like the two major leaders of the conservative party are going for each other's throats.

01:54:39.000 I agree with you.

01:54:40.000 I agree with you.

01:54:41.000 And I'm a big unity guy. 0.98

01:54:42.000 I don't even shit on guys that have fucked me over, but like the Blaze. 0.98

01:54:48.000 But in the sense that. 0.99

01:54:51.000 Let's wait until—it's not like it's going to be election time and there'll be a DeSantis box and a Trump box.

01:54:58.000 By the time we get to the ballot box, there will be one of those guys.

01:55:03.000 So let's let them fight it out a little bit.

01:55:05.000 I think most people disagree, but I think DeSantis is probably going to, at some point,

01:55:11.000 I don't think he's gonna run.

01:55:13.000 Florida doesn't want him.

01:55:16.000 Correct.

01:55:27.000 Before, he's going to be throwing the haymakers of all haymakers.

01:55:31.000 Yep.

01:55:31.000 Because this is his last run.

01:55:33.000 That's all he's got left.

01:55:34.000 But DeSantis can use that to his advantage.

01:55:36.000 If Trump's in office, I think they're going to kiss and make up, and they're going to be a good partnership.

01:55:42.000 Florida's going to stay strong.

01:55:44.000 Trump is going to try to bring back the U.S.

01:55:46.000 Whether it's too late or not, who knows?

01:55:49.000 I think what's going to happen is Trump is going to run.

01:55:52.000 DeSantis is going to not run.

01:55:55.000 Joe Biden is going to run 100% and win.

01:55:59.000 I like him too, but I don't know if I like him that much. 0.97

01:56:03.000 I think I think the retard is going to win again. 1.00

01:56:06.000 I think that's probably the most, you know, the most talk about Kamala Harris with Gavin Newsom. 1.00

01:56:11.000 No, the the the fucking dog from up is going to win with his voice box around his neck and he's going to successfully 1.00

01:56:23.000 ...perpetrate four more years of devastation with his unprecedented retardation! 1.00

01:56:32.000 This fucking loser is going to keep going. 1.00

01:56:36.000 He's going to keep wandering off stage. 1.00

01:56:38.000 It's going to be the most embarrassing time in American history.

01:56:42.000 Wrong.

01:56:42.000 Another weekend at Joey's.

01:56:44.000 Another weekend at Joey's.

01:56:46.000 It's going to shock, like our grandchildren are going to go, wait a minute, you were around for the years where that mentally ill guy was? 0.88

01:56:54.000 And I'm like, mentally ill? 0.92

01:56:56.000 That's a compliment. 0.99

01:56:58.000 Mentally destroyed!

01:57:00.000 There was an article in USA Today, you know what it said?

01:57:03.000 What if Joe Biden develops dementia?

01:57:09.000 Let me try to imagine that.

01:57:11.000 Was that written in 2002? 0.99

01:57:14.000 What the fuck would that be like? 1.00

01:57:15.000 It's funny, too, because you see the footage of him from the 90s and he's like, we need to fucking put these criminals in jail and not take any more bullshit. 1.00

01:57:24.000 I don't want my kids living in a fucking jungle. 1.00

01:57:27.000 I want to fucking take. 0.99

01:57:28.000 And you're like, you sound awesome, dude. 0.98

01:57:30.000 Who are you?

01:57:32.000 And then they have this guy with his chocolate ice cream falling over things. 1.00

01:57:35.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:57:38.000 Sorry. 1.00

01:57:39.000 What are you talking about, man?

01:57:40.000 Come on.

01:57:41.000 Oh, we're talking about a different dude.

01:57:43.000 We're talking about this guy, Mr. Magoo.

01:57:45.000 He's in a cartoon.

01:57:46.000 Mr. Magoo is an American idea!

01:57:48.000 What?

01:57:49.000 Do you think that the United States could actually handle four more years of Joe Biden and come out not a third world country? 0.96

01:57:57.000 I feel like I'm a dode.

01:57:58.000 That's a good question.

01:58:01.000 That's a really good question.

01:58:02.000 Can we survive four?

01:58:05.000 Well, what are we at now?

01:58:06.000 Five?

01:58:06.000 Five more years of Biden?

01:58:07.000 Yeah.

01:58:08.000 I mean, that's a great question.

01:58:10.000 I mean, the good thing is, you know, the way this was built is was built to move slowly.

01:58:15.000 The gridlock is part of the system.

01:58:18.000 You know, that's part of the design.

01:58:20.000 So that's why we can we can probably survive a long ways before we're at the point of no return.

01:58:25.000 At least, you know, I would hope.

01:58:27.000 Alexis Stokeville said that.

01:58:28.000 He said democracy is slow and sluggish and inefficient.

01:58:33.000 But once it starts turning, once the wheels start turning, it's like a giant cement wheel and nothing wrong with that. 1.00

01:58:43.000 So I think we're all on the same page, left and right, that Biden is fucking retarded. 1.00

01:58:50.000 They all hate Trump. 1.00

01:58:51.000 I'm not asking for people to like Trump.

01:58:53.000 I know that's esoteric. 0.70

01:58:54.000 It's like liking the sex pistols.

01:58:56.000 I appreciate them, but I understand if other people don't.

01:58:59.000 But hating Biden is not that challenging.

01:59:02.000 And I think everyone is on the same page that we have the worst president in history.

01:59:07.000 But getting him out of there, getting women out of the ballot box, because you know it's going to be women that reelect him. 0.85

01:59:14.000 That's going to take some time.

01:59:16.000 But the damage he can do

01:59:19.000 In five more years?

01:59:21.000 But is it even him doing the damage?

01:59:23.000 That's the big question.

01:59:24.000 Well, it sure looks like it.

01:59:26.000 Well, not only that, you would... No, no, what I'm... Listen.

01:59:29.000 I know what you're saying, but... I can put my hand in the back of Jerry Mahoney, and Jerry Mahoney's doing the damage.

01:59:34.000 You understand what I'm saying?

01:59:36.000 Yeah.

01:59:36.000 Who's doing the real damage?

01:59:39.000 I don't care.

01:59:42.000 Right.

01:59:43.000 I don't care.

01:59:43.000 I don't care that Joe Biden is the face of it.

01:59:46.000 I just know that the damage is being done. 1.00

01:59:48.000 And if he continues for five years, it will be the same fucking shit crew that is destroying the country. 1.00

01:59:54.000 Well, if he continues for five years, then either the election is rigged or people are just brain dead. 1.00

02:00:00.000 Because even the people who voted for him and admitted they voted for him the first time are saying, I would never vote for him again.

02:00:07.000 They would never vote for him again unless it's him against Trump.

02:00:10.000 Unless what?

02:00:10.000 Unless it's him against Trump.

02:00:11.000 Anything but Trump.

02:00:12.000 Then they'll vote for him again.

02:00:13.000 Ew, anything but Trump!

02:00:15.000 Ew, Trump!

02:00:16.000 You want some good news?

02:00:17.000 Trump!

02:00:18.000 Let's do some good news.

02:00:19.000 You know what I have to say to people?

02:00:22.000 I lie and I go, look, I don't like Trump.

02:00:25.000 If he wanted to come over my house for dinner, I'd say no.

02:00:28.000 I like his policies.

02:00:29.000 And liberals lap that up. 0.98

02:00:31.000 I'm lying. 1.00

02:00:33.000 I would fucking blow my dad to have Trump over for dinner. 0.99

02:00:37.000 But I don't say that because you guys can't handle it. 0.99

02:00:40.000 What did he do?

02:00:42.000 What did he do that made people hate him so much? 1.00

02:00:47.000 He fucked a porn star? 1.00

02:00:49.000 What's your problem? 1.00

02:00:50.000 He's a racist? 0.51

02:00:52.000 Tell it to Al Sharpton who had his hands around him.

02:00:54.000 What racist thing did he do?

02:00:55.000 Tell me!

02:00:56.000 Mike Tyson, grabbing him like his brother.

02:00:59.000 Hey, when he threw that football, man, he had a little kid.

02:01:02.000 Do you see Mike Tyson hugging Joe Biden?

02:01:04.000 That little kid fell down into the well.

02:01:07.000 And he had a cold.

02:01:09.000 And that well in the reservoir got everybody sick.

02:01:12.000 That's not true.

02:01:14.000 He hit that poor kid with a football, man. 0.80

02:01:16.000 Knocked him right off. 0.85

02:01:18.000 It was at a football thing.

02:01:19.000 The ball just bounced on the field.

02:01:22.000 No, man.

02:01:22.000 You don't know.

02:01:23.000 I know.

02:01:24.000 I do know.

02:01:25.000 That's an idea, man.

02:01:26.000 Come on.

02:01:27.000 An idea?

02:01:27.000 What are you talking about?

02:01:30.000 You want some good news real quick?

02:01:32.000 Sure.

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02:03:49.000 That's right. 0.88

02:03:50.000 That's fuckin' right. 1.00

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02:03:57.000 Oh yeah, the good news.

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02:03:59.000 Palette cleanser?

02:04:00.000 On a more positive note, the good news is...

02:04:05.000 Why is this call-in thing still here when we don't want people to call in?

02:04:12.000 Well, they could just ignore it or we could do this.

02:04:28.000 But now it takes me that extra second to get all set up.

02:04:31.000 So we like Sam Smith.

02:04:32.000 Sam Smith's great.

02:04:33.000 He's wonderful.

02:04:34.000 He's the best.

02:04:35.000 I like his satanic anti-genderism.

02:04:40.000 Me too.

02:04:41.000 So it's a good thing that he gets a warm welcome here in New York City.

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02:04:49.000 You belong in hell! 1.00

02:04:53.000 SAM SMITH BELONGS IN HELL! 1.00

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02:05:06.000 HE'S RUBBING OFF THE KIDS! 1.00

02:05:09.000 RUBBING THE KIDS! 1.00

02:05:11.000 YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER SAM SMITH! 1.00

02:05:14.000 YOU'RE EVIL! 1.00

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02:05:20.000 That cheers me up.

02:05:21.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting.

02:05:56.000 It's a joke!

02:05:59.000 Spooky!

02:06:02.000 The cymbals! 1.00

02:06:09.000 Well, that means you're gay. 1.00

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 17, 2023

GOML LIVE #182 - NEW COPS

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