Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 03, 2023


GOML LIVE #183 - COPS AND ROBBER "RECAUSE"


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

152.37114

Word Count

739

Sentence Count

97

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

The boys are back, and this time we have a guest who's back from the Brink of AIDS. We're joined by three new members of the Cops and Robber crew: John 1, Dickman, and Mr. N, and Maddie Odell.


Transcript

00:00:12.000 Oh, live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
00:00:21.000 All the weapon states of the dies, they make it happen, they get to strapping.
00:00:29.000 Cold matter what happened inside.
00:00:33.000 Won't stay alive for no one's benefit.
00:00:37.000 Same reason I refuse to die, and I'm waiting on the red line.
00:00:46.000 Sorry, boys, you get a big long intro, and we don't get to hear your song because we got shit to do.
00:00:51.000 That was Show Me the Body, New York Hardcore Band.
00:00:53.000 That song goes crazy after what you just heard.
00:00:58.000 But we don't get time.
00:00:59.000 We have another episode of Cops and Robber.
00:01:04.000 Today we're welcoming our cops are John 1, Dick Man, Mr. N, should we call you?
00:01:13.000 Sure.
00:01:14.000 And John 2.
00:01:16.000 And then we have Maddie Odell.
00:01:17.000 What up, everybody?
00:01:18.000 Gonna be back from the Brink of AIDS.
00:01:21.000 Two more shots, and I'm cleared.
00:01:23.000 Oh, good.
00:01:24.000 And that's AZT you guys take now?
00:01:27.000 Yeah.
00:01:27.000 I noticed in the commercials for that shit, so was the weirdest-looking dudes in the world.
00:01:32.000 Like the beard that blows in the wind.
00:01:35.000 It's real long.
00:01:37.000 They're picking up seashells on the beach.
00:01:40.000 I guess the subtext of those ads is fags are weird.
00:01:43.000 Yeah.
00:01:44.000 Fags are people too.
00:01:45.000 Speaking of fags, so this show is no longer free, which means we can relax.
00:01:51.000 We don't have to do ad reads.
00:01:53.000 I don't have to explain what the show is.
00:01:55.000 I don't have to explain why this show is not like any other show.
00:01:58.000 In fact, that's why we stopped making this the free show of the week, because it doesn't represent anything.
00:02:03.000 It's really just a self-indulgent way to hang out with your boys.
00:02:07.000 Cock balls.
00:02:09.000 Pardon me?
00:02:11.000 We can say Joe Biden with Tourette's?
00:02:15.000 Well, we could say anything we want, just the fellas.
00:02:17.000 Those aren't swear words.
00:02:19.000 No, cock is a rooster.
00:02:21.000 You can say cock.
00:02:22.000 I think you can say cock on TV, can't you?
00:02:24.000 Maybe not.
00:02:25.000 Sure, cockadoodle.
00:02:26.000 Oh, my cock.
00:02:26.000 Could you say that on like on Law and Order?
00:02:30.000 I wouldn't.
00:02:30.000 Looks like his cock got stuck in the elevator, and that's why he died.
00:02:34.000 I can't see it on television because I'll never be on television.
00:02:38.000 But maybe other people can.
00:02:39.000 Your hair is...
00:02:43.000 It's supposed to be annoying?
00:02:44.000 It's for us.
00:02:45.000 Now that we lost all the losers for free, now that this is just the boys.
00:02:50.000 Why would we punish our boys?
00:02:53.000 Yeah.
00:02:54.000 I don't know.
00:02:55.000 What do you think, panel?
00:02:58.000 Oh, well, they're biased.
00:02:59.000 The blue view?
00:03:00.000 The blue view.
00:03:01.000 Regarding Ryan's hair?
00:03:03.000 Yeah.
00:03:03.000 I can't comment on dude's hair.
00:03:05.000 Oh, come on.
00:03:07.000 Well, you can get mad.
00:03:08.000 Give a Dominican barber five minutes with that.
00:03:10.000 No, please, no.
00:03:11.000 Yeah, just throw it in a wood chipper.
00:03:13.000 No.
00:03:13.000 You left your brush over here.
00:03:16.000 I did not.
00:03:16.000 That's not my brush.
00:03:18.000 Do you even use a brush?
00:03:19.000 You're probably so advanced you have all kinds of like spritzers.
00:03:22.000 No, I use my fingers.
00:03:24.000 Gonna use my fingers.
00:03:26.000 Yeah.
00:03:27.000 So, yeah, we'll be taking calls.
00:03:29.000 It's the same as every other show.
00:03:30.000 Well, the super chat's up here.
00:03:32.000 Those are going to Max and John, who are getting out on the 21st.
00:03:35.000 We're going to have a humdinger of a party.
00:03:37.000 Pente uno.
00:03:39.000 I think that's the day, yeah.
00:03:41.000 What?
00:03:41.000 Damn.
00:03:42.000 So I talked to Zenoa, his wife, and I said, so what's the plan?
00:03:48.000 And she's like, well, I'm not bringing the kids because I figured the first thing he wants to do is fuck.
00:03:52.000 I'm sorry to be rude, but.
00:03:54.000 I'm like, yeah, he's going to fuck you into a wheelchair.
00:03:58.000 Like, you're going to be rolling up to the party.
00:04:02.000 It's been four years.
00:04:05.000 He had his Fifi.
00:04:09.000 He's going to rip her in half.
00:04:11.000 She's been bodybuilding, though.
00:04:14.000 She can take a pounding.
00:04:15.000 No conjugals?
00:04:17.000 Nope.
00:04:17.000 No.
00:04:18.000 New York State conjugals only a max.
00:04:21.000 Oh.
00:04:22.000 Trailer visits.
00:04:23.000 Isn't that only with married couples?
00:04:25.000 Yeah.
00:04:26.000 Can you lose that garbage on the side of the bar?
00:04:29.000 I don't know who put that there.
00:04:30.000 It's a TV set.
00:04:32.000 We can't have shit hanging on the bar there.
00:04:35.000 Who's responsible?
00:04:36.000 Who did that?
00:04:36.000 It's my shirt, my jacket.
00:04:38.000 John, this is a movie set.
00:04:43.000 We can't afford to have bric-a-brac hanging around.
00:04:45.000 I allow Budweisers because they're aesthetically pleasing.
00:04:49.000 But no, like, water bottles or anything.