Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 24, 2023


GOML LIVE #186 - COPS AND ROBBER "MILLIONS OF DEAD CONSERVATIVES"


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

140.0

Word Count

686

Sentence Count

87

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Kevin McInnes is a fascist, bigoted, proud boy who thinks we should all be kicked out of New York City because we're all Nazis and bigots. And he thinks we're bad now. And here we are, in 2023, and he thinks he's bad now too.


Transcript

00:00:08.000 This is for all you fascist, bigoted, proud boys.
00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:19.000 Kevin McInnes full of one-breath bullshit.
00:00:29.000 Oh, completely obnoxious, and you, you get the ultimate tool.
00:00:35.000 D, you're a devil-gott worshiping troll.
00:00:40.000 D, a bully without a right sway.
00:00:43.000 Oh, for fructing justice.
00:00:47.000 Why, you bastard bull, please go away.
00:00:52.000 What up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, Oh, proud boy, it really is you.
00:01:03.000 Everyone says real mean things about you.
00:01:05.000 You're a traitor, you crazy like psychotic Trump.
00:01:10.000 I want that you're a jerk for me.
00:01:12.000 What did he say?
00:01:13.000 That psychotic Trump.
00:01:15.000 Yeah, that was our guy.
00:01:16.000 That was MDC.
00:01:17.000 One of my favorite bands growing up.
00:01:18.000 They used to be called Millions of Dead Cops.
00:01:20.000 They're now called Millions of Damn Conservatives, or Dead Conservatives.
00:01:24.000 And that song's called Proud Boys.
00:01:27.000 It's a revamp of their song Skinhead, which is about Nazi skinheads and how horrible they are.
00:01:33.000 And now they hate Proud Boys, which is weird because I know Dave MDC.
00:01:37.000 We had him on the show once.
00:01:39.000 We had a punk episode many years ago with John Joseph from the Cro-Mags, and Dave MDC called in.
00:01:46.000 He stayed at my house in 1988.
00:01:50.000 He's a sexual deviant who smells farts and has sex with trannies.
00:01:57.000 Isn't it funny how all this comes full circle?
00:02:00.000 And the guys that you used to like now call you a Nazi?
00:02:05.000 Oh, yeah, pigtails.
00:02:06.000 Maybe they're right.
00:02:06.000 Maybe I am a fucking Nazi.
00:02:08.000 I don't know.
00:02:11.000 I sent you a picture of us opening for MDC during that tour.
00:02:16.000 The Skinhead Tour.
00:02:17.000 I think it's on a road trip mix.
00:02:19.000 We dressed up as ladies.
00:02:22.000 There's me in 1988 biting Blake's tit.
00:02:26.000 He was the guitarist.
00:02:27.000 He had fake tits on it.
00:02:28.000 I ate them.
00:02:30.000 And then they stayed at our house that night.
00:02:32.000 The drummer, Auschwitz, was horrified by our drummer, Aiden Gert's nativity scene he made out of boogers.
00:02:39.000 We also had a piece.
00:02:40.000 I shit green once, a green shit.
00:02:43.000 So we put it in a jar in the living room.
00:02:45.000 And over the months, the green left the shit.
00:02:48.000 And it was a brown shit with this green aura around it.
00:02:52.000 We had a lot of religious artifacts made from our bodies.
00:02:56.000 That's definitely an interesting concept there.
00:02:59.000 And here we are.
00:03:00.000 And he thinks we're bad now.
00:03:01.000 Welcome to Cops and Robber.
00:03:03.000 We have our robber, Maddie Odell.
00:03:05.000 What's up, everybody?
00:03:06.000 Good to see you.
00:03:07.000 Did many years in jail and deserved it all.
00:03:09.000 And then we have the kind of gentleman that put him behind bars.
00:03:12.000 Mr. Trooper Dickman and John, the retired Bronx cop.
00:03:16.000 Two retired.
00:03:17.000 He's not retarded.
00:03:20.000 Semi-rejarded Ryan.
00:03:26.000 Also in Mi News, I saw this rap battle.
00:03:29.000 What's more embarrassing than being a 40-something white rapper and having rap battles?
00:03:37.000 Like maybe in 2000, that's, I guess, okay.
00:03:41.000 But in 2023, doing rap battles at our age?
00:03:46.000 Trying to break into the industry?
00:03:47.000 Oh, at 40?
00:03:49.000 All right.
00:03:50.000 They ran out of money.
00:03:51.000 They're looking to get 40.
00:03:52.000 Look how old that guy is.
00:03:53.000 He's my age.
00:03:56.000 Hey, kids, I can't go to your baseball game tonight.
00:03:58.000 I'm going to be doing a rap battle.
00:04:00.000 Sorry.
00:04:04.000 What is he wearing?
00:04:06.000 Is that a woman in the backwards baseball hat?
00:04:12.000 He has posters on his wall of Gavin Nikinnis.
00:04:14.000 His fans and his friends want him to come back to me.
00:04:17.000 I'm an insult.
00:04:17.000 Nikinis.
00:04:21.000 I'm an insult.
00:04:22.000 I don't even have a poster of you on my wall.
00:04:25.000 Did I make a poster?
00:04:26.000 Would that sell?
00:04:27.000 Just like...
00:04:28.000 *Pffft*
00:04:31.000 Watch yourself.
00:04:32.000 I want you.
00:04:34.000 I've been on a, what, a week-long bender since St. Patrick's Day, which is where we spent some time with John.
00:04:41.000 Judging by the pictures, I guess we beat the shit out of someone.
00:04:45.000 I think he fell.
00:04:46.000 Yeah.
00:04:47.000 You know, McLaren Avenue in Yonkers is amazing.
00:04:50.000 McLean.
00:04:50.000 McLean.
00:04:51.000 McLean, sorry.
00:04:52.000 I think there's a bar every 10 feet.