Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 24, 2023


GOML LIVE #186 - MILLIONS OF DEAD CONSERVATIVES


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

140.0

Word Count

686

Sentence Count

87

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Kevin McInnes is a fascist, bigoted, proud boy who thinks we're all Nazis. And he thinks we re bad now. Also, a new rap battle between a 40-something white rapper and a 20-something black rapper.


Transcript

00:00:08.000 This is for all you fascist, bigoted, proud boys.
00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:19.000 Kevin McInnes full of one-breath bullshit.
00:00:29.000 Oh, completely obnoxious, and you, you get the ultimate tool.
00:00:35.000 D, you're a devil-gott worshiping troll.
00:00:40.000 D, a bully without a right sway.
00:00:43.000 Oh, for fructing justice.
00:00:47.000 Why, you bastard bull, please go away.
00:00:52.000 What up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, Oh, proud boy, it really is you.
00:01:03.000 Everyone says real mean things about you.
00:01:05.000 You're a traitor, you crazy like psychotic Trump.
00:01:10.000 I want that you're a jerk for me.
00:01:12.000 What did he say?
00:01:13.000 That psychotic Trump.
00:01:15.000 Yeah, that was our guy.
00:01:16.000 That was MDC.
00:01:17.000 One of my favorite bands growing up.
00:01:18.000 They used to be called Millions of Dead Cops.
00:01:20.000 They're now called Millions of Damn Conservatives, or Dead Conservatives.
00:01:24.000 And that song's called Proud Boys.
00:01:27.000 It's a revamp of their song Skinhead, which is about Nazi skinheads and how horrible they are.
00:01:33.000 And now they hate Proud Boys, which is weird because I know Dave MDC.
00:01:37.000 We had him on the show once.
00:01:39.000 We had a punk episode many years ago with John Joseph from the Cro-Mags, and Dave MDC called in.
00:01:46.000 He stayed at my house in 1988.
00:01:50.000 He's a sexual deviant who smells farts and has sex with trannies.
00:01:57.000 Isn't it funny how all this comes full circle?
00:02:00.000 And the guys that you used to like now call you a Nazi?
00:02:05.000 Oh, yeah, pigtails.
00:02:06.000 Maybe they're right.
00:02:06.000 Maybe I am a fucking Nazi.
00:02:08.000 I don't know.
00:02:11.000 I sent you a picture of us opening for MDC during that tour.
00:02:16.000 The Skinhead Tour.
00:02:17.000 I think it's on a road trip mix.
00:02:19.000 We dressed up as ladies.
00:02:22.000 There's me in 1988 biting Blake's tit.
00:02:26.000 He was the guitarist.
00:02:27.000 He had fake tits on it.
00:02:28.000 I ate them.
00:02:30.000 And then they stayed at our house that night.
00:02:32.000 The drummer, Auschwitz, was horrified by our drummer, Aiden Gert's nativity scene he made out of boogers.
00:02:39.000 We also had a piece.
00:02:40.000 I shit green once, a green shit.
00:02:43.000 So we put it in a jar in the living room.
00:02:45.000 And over the months, the green left the shit.
00:02:48.000 And it was a brown shit with this green aura around it.
00:02:52.000 We had a lot of religious artifacts made from our bodies.
00:02:56.000 That's definitely an interesting concept there.
00:02:59.000 And here we are.
00:03:00.000 And he thinks we're bad now.
00:03:01.000 Welcome to Cops and Robber.
00:03:03.000 We have our robber, Maddie Odell.
00:03:05.000 What's up, everybody?
00:03:06.000 Good to see you.
00:03:07.000 Did many years in jail and deserved it all.
00:03:09.000 And then we have the kind of gentleman that put him behind bars.
00:03:12.000 Mr. Trooper Dickman and John, the retired Bronx cop.
00:03:16.000 Two retired.
00:03:17.000 He's not retarded.
00:03:20.000 Semi-rejarded Ryan.
00:03:26.000 Also in Mi News, I saw this rap battle.
00:03:29.000 What's more embarrassing than being a 40-something white rapper and having rap battles?
00:03:37.000 Like maybe in 2000, that's, I guess, okay.
00:03:41.000 But in 2023, doing rap battles at our age?
00:03:46.000 Trying to break into the industry?
00:03:47.000 Oh, at 40?
00:03:49.000 All right.
00:03:50.000 They ran out of money.
00:03:51.000 They're looking to get 40.
00:03:52.000 Look how old that guy is.
00:03:53.000 He's my age.
00:03:56.000 Hey, kids, I can't go to your baseball game tonight.
00:03:58.000 I'm going to be doing a rap battle.
00:04:00.000 Sorry.
00:04:04.000 What is he wearing?
00:04:06.000 Is that a woman in the backwards baseball hat?
00:04:12.000 He has posters on his wall of Gavin Nikinnis.
00:04:14.000 His fans and his friends want him to come back to me.
00:04:17.000 I'm an insult.
00:04:17.000 Nikinis.
00:04:21.000 I'm an insult.
00:04:22.000 I don't even have a poster of you on my wall.
00:04:25.000 Did I make a poster?
00:04:26.000 Would that sell?
00:04:27.000 Just like...
00:04:28.000 *Pffft*
00:04:31.000 Watch yourself.
00:04:32.000 I want you.
00:04:34.000 I've been on a, what, a week-long bender since St. Patrick's Day, which is where we spent some time with John.
00:04:41.000 Judging by the pictures, I guess we beat the shit out of someone.
00:04:45.000 I think he fell.
00:04:46.000 Yeah.
00:04:47.000 You know, McLaren Avenue in Yonkers is amazing.
00:04:50.000 McLean.
00:04:50.000 McLean.
00:04:51.000 McLean, sorry.
00:04:52.000 I think there's a bar every 10 feet.