Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 14, 2023


GOML LIVE #189 - COPS AND ROBBER "THE VOMITORIUM"


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

153.35593

Word Count

754

Sentence Count

91

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

This week, the boys are joined by a special guest, Matty, to talk about a variety of topics, including Matty's recent trip to the ER, the latest in Team Combat League, and much, much more!


Transcript

00:00:00.000 And we are live.
00:00:04.000 Hi guys.
00:00:06.000 So we're li oh my god.
00:00:08.000 Hold on.
00:00:10.000 Ooh.
00:00:12.000 So, oh, dude, these mics stink.
00:00:15.000 You just farted into it.
00:00:16.000 Wash the mics.
00:00:17.000 You just farted into the mic.
00:00:18.000 Put them in the dishwasher every week.
00:00:20.000 We don't have a dishwasher.
00:00:21.000 You're missing on the action.
00:00:24.000 Maddie's here puking his guts out.
00:00:26.000 He took opioids because he had his teeth pulled out.
00:00:30.000 He's not done?
00:00:32.000 Maddie, you good?
00:00:35.000 Can you see him there?
00:00:36.000 No.
00:00:38.000 I could hear him.
00:00:41.000 Do you want me to point the camera over there?
00:00:42.000 No, no.
00:00:44.000 Let him have his privacy.
00:00:45.000 No, not privacy.
00:00:47.000 Privacy bad.
00:00:49.000 Here, I got a video of him, Ryan.
00:00:52.000 I'm a privacy man.
00:00:54.000 Barfing's not private.
00:00:56.000 It's funny.
00:00:58.000 I need a little time to myself for some private barfing.
00:01:01.000 Seems like that was it, though.
00:01:03.000 I'm a lady.
00:01:04.000 I don't like people seeing me barf.
00:01:05.000 I'm not sure this morning.
00:01:06.000 Because I can't, I got all my fucking stitches on the bottom of my...
00:01:11.000 It looks like you had some lemon Gatorade and about seven pieces of corn.
00:01:16.000 Do you want me to order a slice of pizza for you or something?
00:01:19.000 Yeah.
00:01:20.000 Do you want some warm porridge with vodka on it?
00:01:25.000 That doesn't sound nice.
00:01:27.000 Do you want me to put warm melted butter on my dad's ass crack and you can shoo the flies away and then lick it?
00:01:33.000 What were we talking about before, the mice?
00:01:36.000 Yeah.
00:01:37.000 Do you want to dip some shaved mice into sauce while they're still alive?
00:01:41.000 Three squeaks.
00:01:42.000 Three squeaks.
00:01:43.000 In China, folks at home, they'll have baby mice and they'll dip them in the sauce.
00:01:48.000 No, they'll grab them.
00:01:48.000 That's one squeak.
00:01:49.000 They'll dip them in the sauce.
00:01:50.000 That's two squeaks.
00:01:51.000 Then they'll bite into them.
00:01:52.000 That's three squeaks.
00:01:52.000 It's called three squeaks.
00:01:54.000 Hey, John and John, and we should have worked this out, Ryan, rather than you playing on your fucking phone.
00:01:58.000 Can I switch the camera to John?
00:02:01.000 John 2, can you move closer to John 1?
00:02:04.000 Yeah.
00:02:04.000 And then John 1, can you move over to your left?
00:02:08.000 How about Matty sitting right next to you guys?
00:02:10.000 No, Maddie's puking every time.
00:02:13.000 And then John 1, can you hide the mic?
00:02:17.000 The mic you're not using?
00:02:19.000 yeah These are the kind of things we work out before the show starts.
00:02:28.000 So the reason we're early this week is because something I mentioned the other day where it's called Team Combat League, I believe.
00:02:37.000 And they're trying to get Zoomers and millennials interested in boxing.
00:02:40.000 So it's sort of like the pitch clock where you come out swinging.
00:02:44.000 You have one round and one round only.
00:02:46.000 And there's a team, I think, of 10 New Yorkers.
00:02:49.000 There's a team of around 10 Los Angelesers.
00:02:54.000 It started.
00:02:55.000 It already started.
00:02:56.000 Well, that sucks.
00:02:59.000 These are highlights from other fights.
00:03:01.000 Yeah, this isn't live right now.
00:03:04.000 Okay, so turn it up.
00:03:05.000 What do you mean?
00:03:06.000 Are you showing previous footage?
00:03:07.000 No, this is a live broadcast, but right now this is all the It was.
00:03:16.000 As soon as it started, I clicked over to it.
00:03:19.000 Okay.
00:03:20.000 I'll lick your armpits.
00:03:21.000 I'll fist your animals.
00:03:22.000 Turn it up.
00:03:23.000 Turn it up.
00:03:25.000 So this is just silence?
00:03:28.000 It's called quiet boxing.
00:03:31.000 It looks like the audio fucking floor is alongside of mere titanium.
00:03:37.000 That can't be the right audio.
00:03:38.000 That's the audio.
00:03:41.000 Sounds like someone's playing it on their orange.
00:03:46.000 Sounds like somebody put a speakerphone in that phone and then we got a doubleheader here tonight, but New York City, they are on a roll.
00:03:56.000 Oh, come on.
00:03:58.000 Now I'm trying to find on my phone to prove you wrong, Ryan.
00:04:02.000 If this comes out of my phone sharp, your whole family's dead.
00:04:05.000 But I don't know why it would do that, but I'll bite your toes.
00:04:10.000 Hey, Iron Mike.
00:04:11.000 How you doing, John?
00:04:12.000 How are you?
00:04:15.000 Okay, here we go.
00:04:15.000 Team Combat League week two.
00:04:17.000 I'll f in your and then I'll eat you with my balls.
00:04:23.000 All right, so Ryan, this is what the link should be showing you.
00:04:27.000 That sounds like shit to me.
00:04:30.000 No, but it shouldn't be these guys.
00:04:32.000 Is that the link?
00:04:34.000 Team Combat League.
00:04:37.000 Team Combat League week two, it should say.
00:04:39.000 What are you doing, dude?
00:04:40.000 Please!
00:04:41.000 This is week three.
00:04:45.000 What?
00:04:45.000 This is week three.
00:04:48.000 This is week three?
00:04:49.000 Yes.
00:04:51.000 Are you sure?
00:04:52.000 Yeah.
00:04:53.000 No, you're never sure about anything.