Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


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Gavin McInnes talks about his love of punk rock and the fact that he's not a violent asshole. He also talks about how he's sick of people with one kid calling themselves a dad, and why he doesn't call himself a dad. And then he talks about a new invention that could change the way you look at your man cave, and how you can be a better dad if you don't have a man cave. Featuring music from Plague Vendor and Coaster Scotland. Get Off My Lawn is a production of Gimlet Media and produced by Riley Bray. Our theme song is Come Alone by Suneaters, courtesy of Lotuspool Records. Our ad music is by Build Buildings. This episode was mixed by Mark Phillips and edited by Haley Shaw. It was produced by Matthew Boll and Alex Blumberg. Thanks to our sponsor Sonoran Defense Technologies and our sponsor, Zippos. If you like the show, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe to our new podcast, Podchaser! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. Become a supporter of the show: bit.ly/support-and-reviews/Get-Off-My-Lawn-with-Gavin on the podcast and get 10% off your first month with the promo code GET_Off_My_Lawn on the show! Get_MyLawn with code GIVE_LOWELTAY on the Gave_Me_Gave_me_VOD_Gavin_Vayner_Gavyn_and_gave_the_a_get_my_lose_my-lawn_tay_v_gavyn Getoff_My-my-lover_sawn_mccartless_tweeted_saying_the-and_a-free_sales_and-a-podcasts_today_tothe-a_theday_says_t_sue_a&tay and gets a discount on a free copy of the latest episode of Get_Off My Lawn with a free live show on his new book, Off_My Lawn with Gavin Mcinnes_savage_ and gives_his_coasters_snow_sick_of-the podcast


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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:40.000 That was Plague Vendor.
00:00:41.000 Black Sap Scriptures is the song.
00:00:44.000 An L.A.
00:00:45.000 punky band?
00:01:01.000 They really throw the word punk around these days.
00:01:03.000 I like them a lot.
00:01:04.000 They sound like 60s punk, pre-punk punk.
00:01:08.000 I only call them punk, though.
00:01:10.000 More like Iggy Pop, Raw Power, Stooges kind of vibes.
00:01:15.000 But they're on Epitaph.
00:01:17.000 That shit's still going.
00:01:19.000 Welcome to the free live show.
00:01:22.000 Today's episode is brought to you by
00:01:25.000 Sonoran.
00:01:26.000 Sonoran.
00:01:27.000 Almost like when you make noise when you're asleep.
00:01:30.000 I had to take a night course to learn how to pronounce it.
00:01:33.000 I kept saying Sonoran.
00:01:35.000 But, uh, it's an engraving company.
00:01:38.000 Look at this cool thing they did.
00:01:39.000 They made me this.
00:01:40.000 Don't let me do shots or coke.
00:01:42.000 It's a flask.
00:01:43.000 Problem is, if you're drinking from a flask, you're doing shots.
00:01:46.000 This, what is a flask, but a big pile of shots.
00:01:50.000 Little shot glass there.
00:01:52.000 Um, and then we have, look at these cool, I don't know if you can, yeah, you can see they engrave this, this stone and make coasters.
00:01:59.000 I decided today, if you don't have custom coasters in your man cave, then you don't have a man cave.
00:02:06.000 And I would like to expand on that.
00:02:08.000 We're a little off topic here.
00:02:11.000 If you're not at least tangentially related to Glasgow, you're not Scottish.
00:02:16.000 You're from like a rural area outside of Edinburgh or you're near the coast.
00:02:22.000 I keep meeting these nice Scottish guys on my dating apps.
00:02:26.000 And I'm like, so I get into Scottish mode.
00:02:29.000 I'm like, yeah, fucking smashing beer around and killing people.
00:02:33.000 And they're all like, hey, calm down a bit there, pal.
00:02:37.000 And I go, oh, you're not a violent asshole?
00:02:40.000 Well, then you're not Scottish.
00:02:42.000 And then third, Coaster Scotland.
00:02:45.000 And I'm sick of people with one kid calling themselves a dad.
00:02:49.000 I mean, technically, dictionary-wise, you're a dad, but you're not like that YouTuber, Dad Saves the World.
00:02:55.000 I'm such a dad.
00:02:56.000 Me and my son.
00:02:57.000 You have one kid, dude.
00:02:59.000 People have five kids and they don't call themselves world's best dad.
00:03:03.000 Oh, I'm such a... Us dads think that... Nah, sorry.
00:03:09.000 They do hats.
00:03:10.000 Maddie was wearing one on the show last night.
00:03:12.000 They do Zippos, engrave your Zippo with a censored dot TV.
00:03:15.000 I want to take all this stuff home, but we need it for the show.
00:03:18.000 Maybe I'll make a commercial at home.
00:03:19.000 Anyway.
00:03:21.000 Sonoran Defense Technologies is a laser engraving company and firearms dealer based in Arizona.
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00:03:38.000 Sonoran Defense has several easy-to-order laser stippling packages, but can also accommodate one-off custom designs upon request.
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00:04:03.000 Check out their Instagram, Sonoran Defense.
00:04:07.000 So you can see how to spell Sonoran there.
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00:04:13.000 You can send in your Glock and get the stippling done and they will send it right back to you.
00:04:17.000 For more information on that service, you'll want to check out the Frequently Asked Questions section on their website or get in touch with them.
00:04:23.000 It's an easy process to get your Glock custom engraved, so check it out.
00:04:26.000 Sonoran Defense also offers laser-marked AR-15 magazines with many designs to choose from, as well as custom designs that are not listed on the website for their social media followers, such as the Honkler, the Taytay, and even some Get Off My Lawn themed designs.
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00:04:44.000 I have my own magazine.
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00:05:33.000 And if you want to put, you have like a male baby, you want to put on your gun holder without bullets, then you can always be like, my son's on a cover of a magazine.
00:05:47.000 Just something fun, like a little joke, you know?
00:05:49.000 I'm glad you showed up, Japanese guy.
00:05:50.000 I wanted to talk about Asians briefly for a second.
00:05:54.000 Is it possible that, uh,
00:05:59.000 Languages come from the physicality of the mouth.
00:06:05.000 Like if you have like a tongue tie sound weird, like clip lip sound weird.
00:06:08.000 I don't know.
00:06:09.000 Like you listen to Hebrew and Middle Eastern languages.
00:06:12.000 There's a lot of... They have to get the sand outside.
00:06:16.000 They have sand in their throat.
00:06:18.000 Because I have a, and this might be a racist theory.
00:06:21.000 I feel like if I was blind, I'd be able to tell an Asian.
00:06:27.000 Yeah.
00:06:27.000 American.
00:06:28.000 Absolutely.
00:06:28.000 Who was born here.
00:06:29.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:06:31.000 And when, and some, like, okay, let's jump ahead here to, um, where is it now?
00:06:37.000 Uh, Asian, Asians or Chinese?
00:06:40.000 1-9.
00:06:43.000 Don't you think a blind person could tell these are Asians?
00:06:47.000 And they have no accent though, right?
00:06:49.000 Yes, dummy.
00:06:51.000 Recently, I've been feeling this, is that like, I don't like it when guys are like so showy.
00:06:58.000 Oh, flashy?
00:06:59.000 Flashy, yeah.
00:07:00.000 Oh, flashy?
00:07:00.000 Oh.
00:07:03.000 The average Joe.
00:07:06.000 I could see that, like coming to LA especially, because I feel like in LA a lot of people try to be showy.
00:07:13.000 It's like so much hype, like what kind of shoes are you wearing?
00:07:16.000 What kind of car are you driving?
00:07:17.000 But when I go to your home, your home is like so messy.
00:07:20.000 Am I crazy?
00:07:22.000 When I hear that, I feel like I can speak perfect Mandarin and I'm understanding people that are speaking Mandarin.
00:07:29.000 I tell you why.
00:07:30.000 I'm not even going to get Detective Shitty Bumper, because I'm correct.
00:07:35.000 Okay?
00:07:36.000 Now, like a chat GPT something, like when they replicate voice, there's one part that's big fail time, is if, like, you can talk and it turns your voice into another voice, but the real key to make sure it sounds like the person you're trying to impersonate is the cadence and the flow of how you talk.
00:07:54.000 Cadence, big time deal.
00:07:56.000 If you don't have good cadence, it sounds like nobody.
00:08:00.000 So when they grow up with their parents, even though they have no accent, they have the same cadence.
00:08:06.000 Oh, that's not a bad theory.
00:08:07.000 Yeah.
00:08:08.000 Because like the way when the first one who asked the question, when she comes back with, it's flashy.
00:08:14.000 I could just hear someone being like... And then someone else going... You know?
00:08:19.000 Yes.
00:08:20.000 I don't know how, but it's true.
00:08:23.000 Here, look at this.
00:08:24.000 Do you sound Asian or something?
00:08:44.000 Like, like for instance, like, uh, Steve... What the fuck's that?
00:08:48.000 Wait, wait, go back to that.
00:08:49.000 Are they saying what I'm saying?
00:08:50.000 You ever talk to someone so much you start adapting them and then using it just... nah.
00:08:55.000 They seem to say that Asian American English can't exist, even though the category of Asian American is very broad.
00:09:00.000 It exists for a reason.
00:09:01.000 I want to get a blind guy in here and ask him, did you ever detect an Asian who was born here and it's their mother tongue?
00:09:10.000 They don't even speak Mandarin or Japanese or anything.
00:09:14.000 And you were just like, I have a feeling that this woman's Asian.
00:09:18.000 Oh okay yeah maybe it is like a hereditary like you have a physical you know physical traits like like you said the mouth shape but this one they use a breathier voice you know that could be something.
00:09:32.000 Okay go back to the clip because this could also be hindsight is 20-20 and then you come up with a theory backwards.
00:09:38.000 Their sight is not 20-20 because it's slant you know.
00:09:43.000 I don't care what you're wearing.
00:09:45.000 Are you smart?
00:09:48.000 For me, I need someone who's like very communicative.
00:09:52.000 Yeah, but like extremely.
00:09:54.000 Like that laugh?
00:09:55.000 Like a talker laugh?
00:09:56.000 Responder.
00:10:09.000 And they're laughing?
00:10:10.000 I don't know, man.
00:10:12.000 You ever see Steve Byrne talk?
00:10:15.000 No.
00:10:15.000 Who's Steve Byrne?
00:10:17.000 He's like comedian something, you know.
00:10:20.000 You never heard Steve Byrne something?
00:10:22.000 No, I never heard him as something.
00:10:23.000 Let me see.
00:10:24.000 Comedian Steve Byrne.
00:10:25.000 You're gonna see.
00:10:26.000 He's something.
00:10:29.000 Look, here, Steve Burns, Sam Singh.
00:10:31.000 Okay, Sam Singh.
00:10:33.000 Okay, here, talk.
00:10:35.000 Okay, now he's definitely 100% born here, probably doesn't speak any Asian languages.
00:10:40.000 He appears to be half Japanese, half Chinese, I don't know, but he definitely, let's hear him talk.
00:10:45.000 I think Korean, not so, yeah.
00:10:47.000 It's like a talk show where it's genetic and involved.
00:10:51.000 Yeah, because I think these days, like, you'll see, like, there's comics like Anthony Jesmik, right?
00:10:56.000 He's a traditional set-up, set-up punch.
00:10:59.000 Yeah.
00:10:59.000 So you're saying he sounds so white.
00:11:01.000 I know what you're going to say.
00:11:01.000 He sounds so white.
00:11:02.000 Yeah, he doesn't sound like, a blind guy wouldn't know he's Asian.
00:11:05.000 You listen to him and you compare it, it's almost like a more toned-down version of, uh, who's Star Trek gay guy?
00:11:11.000 Oh my!
00:11:13.000 George Takai.
00:11:13.000 Yeah, he has like almost that super subtle way.
00:11:15.000 Alright, I'm bored of this subject.
00:11:16.000 Go to 2-0.
00:11:18.000 I thought this was interesting.
00:11:19.000 What have I always said?
00:11:20.000 I've always said everything comes down to 95-5.
00:11:21.000 Your life is 95% nature, 5% nurture.
00:11:24.000 95% of people should not go to get a further education.
00:11:26.000 I said to my son today,
00:11:33.000 He came home in the morning.
00:11:36.000 I go, what do you do?
00:11:37.000 I actually had a machete out because there was no cars in the driveway and someone was in my home.
00:11:42.000 So I almost chopped my son's head off and I was nude.
00:11:47.000 Um.
00:11:48.000 I don't
00:12:04.000 Schedules where there isn't a three hour hole?
00:12:08.000 That's ridiculous.
00:12:09.000 Pathetic.
00:12:10.000 We've been doing school for a little while now.
00:12:13.000 You may have figured out the patterns and how to get a full schedule hammered out for every fucking student.
00:12:19.000 I just said to him, you know what?
00:12:20.000 I hate your school.
00:12:21.000 I hate teachers.
00:12:22.000 I hate education.
00:12:23.000 I'm a radical.
00:12:24.000 Like I get shit for racism accusations, which are totally unfounded.
00:12:28.000 But if you want to criticize my views on education, that's a good field to get into because I'm a radical.
00:12:34.000 I think there should be no school till they're 10.
00:12:37.000 They're not learning anything.
00:12:38.000 They should do like they do in Norway with forced kindergarten.
00:12:41.000 And as far as further education, 5%.
00:12:43.000 I said to my son, be an engineer or a plumber, nothing in between.
00:12:48.000 Don't take linguistics or mass comm or other bullshit or my dumb degree, English literature.
00:12:55.000 What the fuck was that?
00:12:56.000 Read books and we'll tell you what they mean.
00:12:58.000 Okay, that sounds like a great education.
00:13:04.000 His class is like in English they do they did Romeo and Juliet.
00:13:07.000 Oh good Shakespeare you learn the classics Yeah, they're doing a play though.
00:13:10.000 They're doing two plays one is Romeo and Romeo and the other is Juliet and Juliet Okay, that's what Shakespeare was all about do gay rights anyway this guy confirms my suspicions Dr. Barkley explains kids are no go back kids born with 400 traits.
00:13:27.000 Oh
00:13:31.000 I've heard people say, experts say, that even if you're atheist or religious is inherent at birth.
00:13:40.000 If you're a curious person who is cynical, that's inherent at birth, that links to religion.
00:13:46.000 Your love of God, your need for faith, that is inherent.
00:13:50.000 I don't know why God made so many atheists.
00:13:52.000 They're annoying.
00:13:55.000 Because you wouldn't have the reward of somebody finding faith if faith was just default.
00:14:01.000 It's true.
00:14:03.000 He gave us Ricky Gervais.
00:14:05.000 I like dogs!
00:14:07.000 Ricky Gervais loves dogs more than humans.
00:14:10.000 This has no sound.
00:14:13.000 I love Ricky Gervais.
00:14:14.000 They took the sound away.
00:14:14.000 I guess we could just read.
00:14:16.000 Yeah.
00:14:16.000 What?
00:14:17.000 That has no sound.
00:14:18.000 No.
00:14:20.000 And it says, even when you try to click it, the video has no sound.
00:14:22.000 So I found the thing, I just, it's seven minutes, so.
00:14:26.000 Oh, well then go back to the thingamajig.
00:14:28.000 We'll read it out for the people who are only listening to the audio.
00:14:28.000 Yeah.
00:14:31.000 Neuros... Okay, go ahead.
00:14:33.000 What we've learned in the last 20 years of research in neuroimaging, behavior genetics, developmental psychology, neuropsychology can be boiled down to this phrase.
00:14:43.000 Your child is born with more than 400 psychological traits that will emerge as they mature and they have nothing to do with you.
00:14:53.000 So, the idea that you're gonna engineer personalities and IQ and academic skills and all these other things just are not true.
00:15:02.000 Your child is not a blank slate on which you get to write.
00:15:06.000 Which is kind of a relief as a parent.
00:15:09.000 I've always said to guys who are scared of being a dad, being a dad is just sticking around.
00:15:16.000 Being there if they want to play.
00:15:17.000 They want to hang out with you a lot.
00:15:19.000 You're a fucking rock star when they're toddlers.
00:15:21.000 They want to fight you all the time and stuff.
00:15:23.000 Play.
00:15:24.000 And then they get bored of you just like all other toys.
00:15:27.000 They get bored of you around when adolescence begins.
00:15:30.000 And then your job is just a security guard.
00:15:32.000 You just have to be there.
00:15:33.000 If they need anything or to answer questions or deal with the occasional crisis.
00:15:38.000 Which they probably don't want your help on.
00:15:40.000 So yeah, if your kid's going to be successful, he's going to be successful.
00:15:43.000 And Barack Obama's entire ethos, his legacy, his presidency was based on the assumption that it's all nurture.
00:15:51.000 And we just got to get these guys an education and we just got to get them, we got to mix up the schools and we, we have to expose these people to this.
00:15:58.000 And then there'll be, you got to see it to be it, right?
00:16:01.000 So much of the left's existence is based on this assumption that if they just see the black astronaut, then we'll have more black astronauts.
00:16:11.000 Nah.
00:16:12.000 Now, as a libertarian free market dude, I want everyone to have the same opportunity, but that's the way it is now.
00:16:18.000 There's no systemic racism.
00:16:21.000 There's systemic racism against Asians getting into college, but for the most part, if you hustle, you're in.
00:16:28.000 And if that means hockey is all white and basketball is all black, I don't give a shit.
00:16:35.000 You know, the merge of these two topics was summarized perfectly by a Josh LaCashe tweet where he was highlighting that TikTok Zoomers... Oh no, I'm sorry.
00:16:45.000 Here it is.
00:16:46.000 It's... What's his face?
00:16:48.000 Schaefer.
00:16:49.000 Elijah Schaefer.
00:16:50.000 We got a lot of gossip coming up about the right wing, including Elijah.
00:16:53.000 I hope no one's mad at me after it's done.
00:16:55.000 I like Elijah, but the stories are out there.
00:16:58.000 Gen Z developed a new accent on TikTok that's like a cool guy who moved to LA but wasn't born there, Sam.
00:17:02.000 That's what you said.
00:17:03.000 Or they just yell and act super surprised.
00:17:05.000 Oh my gosh, guys, you're not going to believe it.
00:17:07.000 Clickbait accent.
00:17:09.000 So... That's a lot of distracting.
00:17:10.000 Do you see all the phones?
00:17:10.000 Set for 12am.
00:17:29.000 They don't want to use their nose because that's cringe.
00:17:32.000 It's cringe to breathe out of your nose?
00:17:37.000 Okay, dude.
00:17:38.000 Surf's up, Jeff Spicoli.
00:17:40.000 Noses are for boogers and that's it.
00:17:43.000 It's smelling farts.
00:17:45.000 That's what they said.
00:17:46.000 That's not my words.
00:17:47.000 They are doing their darndest, though, to avoid meritocracy and destroy it, actually.
00:17:54.000 And that's what trans is.
00:17:56.000 Trans is destroying the world that God created.
00:18:00.000 And it's a clown world thing to do.
00:18:03.000 Go to one seven.
00:18:05.000 This guy, trans marathoner, Glen Eek, his name's Glen.
00:18:11.000 Glen Frank offers to give back metal after beating 14K in female category.
00:18:17.000 This guy ran as a dude like last week and now he has a stuffed bra and some rainbow leggings and he's winning women's marathons.
00:18:30.000 His hair isn't even long.
00:18:31.000 I hate when their hair is short.
00:18:33.000 It's like, so you just drew lipstick?
00:18:41.000 This is the easiest Easiest woman's run I ever conquered I'm letting them run past me.
00:18:48.000 I'm gonna catch up Yeah, the race isn't over he stopped to do four interviews during the marathon and still won
00:19:00.000 Oh, he almost said grandfather.
00:19:02.000 Did you see that?
00:19:03.000 So I'm going to be a grand... granny.
00:19:07.000 Look at his ridiculous face.
00:19:09.000 I'm at the point now where I think these guys are on our side.
00:19:12.000 And they're ridiculing the trans movement.
00:19:15.000 Because if this guy is ridiculing things, he's doing a great job.
00:19:20.000 If this is a clown, he deserves a gig.
00:19:26.000 At Barnum and Bailey.
00:19:28.000 Look at this picture, 1-8.
00:19:30.000 I can't tell if it's photoshopped, but it's a perfect representation of this clown world we're in.
00:19:38.000 Look at these little midget men that are women, and these giant women that are men.
00:19:47.000 It's something out of Lord of the Rings, isn't it?
00:19:48.000 It literally is The Hobbits.
00:19:50.000 It's The Hobbits!
00:19:51.000 I just finally watched that series, and yeah, that's exactly what I thought the first time.
00:19:56.000 You're not a dude!
00:19:59.000 You're not, and you're not a chick.
00:20:01.000 If there's anything that solidifies the difference between men and women, it's the ridiculous costumes that they put on.
00:20:11.000 The way these freaks look when they reverse their roles is just comical.
00:20:17.000 Are you sure this is, I can't tell if this is real, dude.
00:20:20.000 Because I don't see any, like, Photoshop artifacts, and his little hand is there, where it should be.
00:20:26.000 What the fuck?
00:20:27.000 Their heads are different sizes.
00:20:29.000 This looks like I took a bunch of dudes and dressed them up as women and then took a bunch of chicks and dressed them up as guys and gave them testosterone and estrogen, switched it around, and then I said to everyone, see?
00:20:29.000 What's happening?
00:20:40.000 It doesn't work.
00:20:43.000 Okay, can we stop this now?
00:20:45.000 Again, this is like it's on our side.
00:20:46.000 It's literally the same thing.
00:20:49.000 It's the same picture.
00:20:54.000 Gandalf the dude and then what my brother sent me this awesome Instagram channel that account what do you call it page account?
00:21:05.000 Yeah account that is these lesbians who think they're dudes and they're living off the grid and
00:21:11.000 And nothing says living off the grid like vlogging your progress on Instagram.
00:21:15.000 What?
00:21:16.000 How did you upload this with acorns and cherry bombs?
00:21:21.000 So they are totally incompetent at using tools, believe it or not.
00:21:27.000 And anyway, just check this out.
00:21:28.000 They're building a chicken coop with stuff they found in the garbage.
00:21:32.000 The sun is setting, but Sinead's got one more thing to do.
00:21:40.000 Screw two pieces of wood together.
00:21:44.000 Nice flat surface.
00:21:46.000 Okay, so this screw's gonna go here.
00:21:48.000 Keep going.
00:21:49.000 I guess it'll go through and then that'll hold that.
00:21:52.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'll do.
00:21:54.000 Let me set that up.
00:21:55.000 She loves her power drill.
00:21:56.000 Look, they have t-shirts!
00:21:58.000 Off the grid!
00:22:00.000 Okay, so first I'll start it here.
00:22:02.000 And oh, there's some nails already in it.
00:22:05.000 Look how much daylight they've lost so far.
00:22:07.000 Yeah, it's been like an hour.
00:22:09.000 Let me get that nail out.
00:22:11.000 See, I got the nail out.
00:22:12.000 Yeah, I got the nail out.
00:22:12.000 You got that?
00:22:14.000 And then she decides to clip that other nail.
00:22:16.000 It's not in the way.
00:22:17.000 But okay, yeah, let's clip that.
00:22:20.000 And this is my fancy wrist thing.
00:22:25.000 That's her favorite thing.
00:22:28.000 Okay, and get that set up, and now... And then her lesbian lover's like, good job.
00:22:34.000 We don't see how it... what happens with it, though.
00:22:36.000 Was that 1-4?
00:22:38.000 That was fucking... no.
00:22:40.000 Why didn't you start with 1-4?
00:22:41.000 Because it was at the top of the thing, I didn't see it.
00:22:43.000 Okay, so that... but actually playing it out of order works, because what you just saw her working on was the base frame.
00:22:51.000 What?
00:22:53.000 Go to Home Depot and get a piece of plywood if you're gonna build a chicken coop.
00:22:57.000 Get two.
00:22:59.000 69 off grid.
00:23:01.000 Sinead's determined to build this chicken coop.
00:23:03.000 Coop.
00:23:05.000 I like kookies.
00:23:07.000 I want to have a kooky coop where I keep my kookies.
00:23:11.000 You're eating my kookies, you fucking asshole.
00:23:16.000 At the scrapyard.
00:23:18.000 If there's one thing you need when you're building a chicken coop, it's old pipes.
00:23:22.000 Look at all of these fucking tools.
00:23:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:23:25.000 Put her new tools to good use.
00:23:34.000 I bet that... Keep it rolling.
00:23:36.000 I can talk over it.
00:23:37.000 I bet that other one that's not talking is one of the most boring people you've ever experienced.
00:23:42.000 Look!
00:23:42.000 Look at her looking away!
00:23:43.000 I don't want to get any sawdust in my eyes.
00:23:49.000 Ah, you got your trusty magnet.
00:23:52.000 There we go.
00:23:53.000 Saw on that.
00:23:53.000 What the fuck?
00:23:55.000 What is... Look, she's holding on to the screw.
00:23:58.000 She screws it in.
00:24:00.000 What are you building?
00:24:02.000 Where do the chickens go?
00:24:04.000 What?
00:24:05.000 What is the top part?
00:24:06.000 What are you doing with that piping?
00:24:09.000 We're sawing it.
00:24:10.000 Yeah, that's about right.
00:24:11.000 Yeah.
00:24:12.000 Got that all measured up.
00:24:14.000 And there we go.
00:24:17.000 And I fished around the site.
00:24:18.000 We never see that completed.
00:24:20.000 You never see anything completed.
00:24:21.000 You never will.
00:24:22.000 Oh, this is funny.
00:24:23.000 They're making biochar.
00:24:25.000 Go to 1-6.
00:24:27.000 So, you know, things grow better in a forest after a forest fire.
00:24:31.000 If you have ashes from the fire, you throw them in your garden and things grow better.
00:24:35.000 The earth loves carbon.
00:24:37.000 But if you don't have any, you can make a fire?
00:24:41.000 Okay, I guess.
00:24:42.000 Sure.
00:24:43.000 But look how they start the fire.
00:24:45.000 With a propane tank.
00:24:48.000 23 off grid.
00:24:50.000 We're making fire char.
00:24:51.000 Wait, stop.
00:24:52.000 What are those cinder blocks doing there?
00:24:53.000 Is that to stop the wind?
00:24:54.000 That is their fireplace, by the way.
00:24:57.000 It's like a dozen cinder blocks just sitting there in a little sort of a hill.
00:25:02.000 Paul Bazeal would be ashamed of this.
00:25:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:05.000 So how do you start a fire?
00:25:07.000 Do you crumple up some newspaper and then light it with a lighter and get some twigs, some kindling?
00:25:12.000 You get a World War II propane weapon.
00:25:12.000 No.
00:25:19.000 What are you doing?
00:25:21.000 Women are not men.
00:25:23.000 I'm sorry, guys.
00:25:26.000 Break it up, as one does.
00:25:30.000 Light my weird propane rod.
00:25:34.000 Fire's going, I can probably pull it out now.
00:25:37.000 Turn off the probe.
00:25:40.000 It's called a fire, ladies.
00:25:42.000 It's in a giant fire pit.
00:25:46.000 They dug a hole and then they laid out a dozen cinder blocks.
00:25:49.000 And now they're burning... They're burning wood so they'll have ash for their garden.
00:25:56.000 I feel like you want to put the fire out when it's charcoal still.
00:26:00.000 That's not true.
00:26:00.000 Not let it get to this ash point.
00:26:03.000 No, they're both fine, honey.
00:26:04.000 Most of our branches are so small.
00:26:07.000 That's kind of hard to avoid.
00:26:09.000 Wow.
00:26:13.000 When men and women separate, things don't go well.
00:26:16.000 How long until they inhale poison ivy fumes?
00:26:20.000 I don't know.
00:26:21.000 Somebody's gotta save them.
00:26:22.000 Speaking of women, I saw the worst tweet I've ever seen.
00:26:25.000 This is the worst husband fail.
00:26:28.000 This is 1-3.
00:26:29.000 Check out, this is the wrestler, the MMA guy that fought Jake Paul or Logan Paul, one of those dudes.
00:26:34.000 I think it was a fixed fight.
00:26:36.000 He looked way too happy after.
00:26:37.000 But he may have pugilistic dementia, because he had the gall to write, I've seen some guys post on social media lately about how they're winning because their wife is attractive.
00:26:46.000 Well, I don't disagree.
00:26:47.000 I think finding a wife who's a great mother is 500% more important.
00:26:52.000 Thanks, babe mommy, for being such a great mom to our kids.
00:26:57.000 Who cares about being attractive?
00:26:59.000 You're number one with me.
00:27:01.000 Beauty's overrated.
00:27:02.000 Hey, my wife's no movie star, but she's a great mom.
00:27:07.000 Thanks, honey.
00:27:09.000 She's not even ugly, too.
00:27:10.000 You'd expect her to have third degree burns with that kind of a quote.
00:27:14.000 Dude, what are you doing?
00:27:19.000 That looks like an ad for not getting involved in combat sports.
00:27:24.000 You will get so punch drunk that you will tweet out that attractive isn't important next to a picture of your wife.
00:27:31.000 You look more in my league now that I'm bashed up, dude.
00:27:35.000 Thanks, honey.
00:27:36.000 I know.
00:27:37.000 This is nothing to shake a stick at, but where do you see the inside?
00:27:41.000 It's actually beautiful.
00:27:43.000 What's inside is actually the opposite of that piece of shit you're seeing standing next to me.
00:27:48.000 My hideous wife.
00:27:51.000 Love my hideous wife.
00:27:52.000 Then after just every post, just fucking AI bots, like, what is the point?
00:27:56.000 What is this?
00:27:57.000 What is this?
00:27:59.000 Oh, that's disturbing.
00:27:59.000 Just demonic bullshit.
00:28:02.000 All right, look at that.
00:28:03.000 Why?
00:28:04.000 Wait, look at the feet.
00:28:06.000 Weird.
00:28:07.000 It's AI.
00:28:08.000 Why are you showing this, Ryan?
00:28:09.000 Why is it posted here?
00:28:10.000 I don't know.
00:28:11.000 It's just like, you can't escape from it on Twitter.
00:28:14.000 It's called a joke.
00:28:15.000 People are joking around, my friend.
00:28:22.000 Here's an interesting, this will separate the baby monsters that watch the show.
00:28:26.000 We're gonna split in two.
00:28:28.000 I am with the black people in this video, but I bet a lot of you are with the chick.
00:28:34.000 Go ahead with two, one, and tell me, which side are you on, boy?
00:28:39.000 Which side are you on?
00:28:41.000 So you're with the blacks?
00:28:44.000 I'm with the blacks.
00:28:46.000 So she was putting her seat back and this black woman was pushing it back up again, which I have done.
00:29:04.000 Recently I chickened out.
00:29:07.000 My dad does a thing where he sits in his seat and he puts his knees up and then he pretends to be asleep so they can't get their thing back.
00:29:14.000 I even saw a thing online you can buy.
00:29:15.000 It's a little steel clip that goes on the back and it stops them from going back.
00:29:21.000 The rule is you can put your seat back on an overnight flight if they have their seat back or if there's a kid or a midget behind you.
00:29:30.000 But on a day flight, a three-hour trip, just like
00:29:35.000 In coach?
00:29:37.000 Now I've fought almost to the death with Anthony Cumia and separately Greg Gutfeld about this.
00:29:44.000 They're on this bitch's side and they put their seat back, well they both fly first class, but back in their coach days they would lean it back whenever they wanted because it's part of their ticket, it's part of their room.
00:29:54.000 No.
00:29:57.000 I'm sure it's legal, but it is a faux— it's like butting in line.
00:30:01.000 It's just rude.
00:30:02.000 It's not done.
00:30:03.000 You're a shitty person if you put your seat back.
00:30:06.000 The real thing is here, you gotta tell your wife not to act like that to people.
00:30:11.000 Which one?
00:30:12.000 The guy.
00:30:12.000 The white guy's gotta tell his wife to just not.
00:30:15.000 You can start confrontations like that.
00:30:17.000 You know what I mean?
00:30:18.000 I disagree.
00:30:19.000 If my wife wants to yell about something she feels strongly about, what am I gonna do?
00:30:23.000 Watch it!
00:30:24.000 I'm gonna pull a Crowder on her.
00:30:24.000 She's yelling at a grown man.
00:30:26.000 Watch it!
00:30:26.000 And now what's the guy gonna do?
00:30:28.000 Of a certain ilk of person.
00:30:31.000 No, not on a plane.
00:30:31.000 He's not gonna punch her out on a plane.
00:30:33.000 Are you kidding me?
00:30:35.000 What do you think Spirit Airlines is founded on?
00:30:37.000 Yeah, good point.
00:30:38.000 The violence of air battle.
00:30:39.000 Good point.
00:30:41.000 Just scary.
00:30:42.000 I was doing some policing at the bar the other night.
00:30:45.000 Good.
00:30:47.000 Sullivan's has a real problem with junkies.
00:30:49.000 That whole area on 34th Street by Penn Station is covered in junkies.
00:30:53.000 And when the owner is there, he has to constantly tell these pill poppers, whatever the kids are doing these days, the heroin addicts, that they can't use the bathroom.
00:31:03.000 So I saw the waiter, the bartender, he was trying to say, hey, you getting a drink?
00:31:08.000 You getting a drink?
00:31:09.000 But he had to tend to other people.
00:31:10.000 So I was like, I'm going to handle the bathroom patrolling.
00:31:15.000 So I was a bathroom cop.
00:31:16.000 It was fun.
00:31:17.000 I wish I was a cop.
00:31:19.000 So I go in there, there's a white dude, and he has too many coats.
00:31:24.000 That's a homeless thing, having four coats.
00:31:27.000 So I go, hey buddy, you getting a drink?
00:31:29.000 He goes, yes, I'm getting a Guinness.
00:31:31.000 Uh-oh, he's got a European accent.
00:31:33.000 Maybe Europeans do wear a lot of coats.
00:31:35.000 Maybe that's the thing in Spain.
00:31:37.000 So then, he's taking a while.
00:31:40.000 Pissing.
00:31:41.000 And I think, what are you, shooting up in there and doing a bump?
00:31:43.000 So then I open the door again.
00:31:44.000 I go, how we doing?
00:31:46.000 He's like, I'm fine.
00:31:47.000 The tiny little bathroom that fits like half of a person, right?
00:31:50.000 It has two urinals in it and nothing else.
00:31:52.000 And if two guys are in there, you're touching shoulders.
00:31:55.000 So, I'm in his dick when I open the door.
00:31:55.000 Yes.
00:31:58.000 And then he goes to the bar and has a Guinness that he pays for and tips for.
00:32:02.000 I was wrong.
00:32:04.000 And then this other guy comes in and he's acting sketchy and he's dressed weird.
00:32:08.000 He has like a Where's Waldo red and white scarf.
00:32:12.000 A little hat.
00:32:13.000 He's very tall.
00:32:13.000 He's like 6'4".
00:32:15.000 He has nice shoes which threw me off and it should have thrown me off because I was wrong again.
00:32:19.000 Tall people aren't ever homeless, dude.
00:32:22.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:32:24.000 Tall people are never homeless.
00:32:25.000 They shrivel the longer they're outside.
00:32:28.000 Why is that?
00:32:30.000 They shrivel the longer they're outside.
00:32:32.000 No, repeating it doesn't help.
00:32:36.000 Tall people are never homeless.
00:32:38.000 So I say to him, you getting a drink?
00:32:42.000 And he goes, yeah, he's really nervous.
00:32:44.000 And I go, and I think, oh, you're nervous because you're a fucking junkie and I just caught you.
00:32:47.000 I'm the new bathroom cop.
00:32:50.000 And I'm the cart narc.
00:32:53.000 I'm the urinal narc.
00:32:55.000 And he goes, yeah, I'm getting a Guinness.
00:32:58.000 I go, all right.
00:32:59.000 So he goes in the bathroom.
00:33:01.000 And then he too seems to be taking quite a long pee.
00:33:04.000 So I open up the door.
00:33:05.000 And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:05.000 You good?
00:33:08.000 And then I see that he's walking, he's going to go out the door.
00:33:12.000 So I run up and I catch him.
00:33:14.000 I go, hey, I'm like Larry David.
00:33:16.000 I go, hey, you said you're getting a Guinness.
00:33:18.000 He goes, I am.
00:33:19.000 And he sits down at the very, very end of the bar.
00:33:21.000 And he goes, look, I'm really nervous.
00:33:24.000 I'm a huge fan.
00:33:25.000 I'm a baby monster.
00:33:26.000 And then he shows me the censored app on his phone.
00:33:31.000 That's why he was there, but he chickened out of saying hi He's like this is the weirdest meeting again, and then I'm like you want a selfie, and he goes I you hate selfies I don't want to do that Do since being in your penis then there was so my first day as a cop is not going well that's over to and then this black couple is sitting and and
00:33:55.000 The African black guy looks very black.
00:33:58.000 So I don't think he's from America.
00:34:00.000 Maybe they're British So they have a drink.
00:34:03.000 I think they had was Guinness night.
00:34:04.000 They have a drink they pay their tab, right?
00:34:08.000 And then they're still sitting there
00:34:11.000 So I go over and I go, hey guys, my dad owns the bar, and are you done?
00:34:14.000 Because people are coming in, they're seeing the table is occupied, and they're leaving, and it's a busy night, so, you know.
00:34:19.000 Bye bye!
00:34:20.000 Bye everybody!
00:34:21.000 Tables are money.
00:34:23.000 And they're like, yeah, we're leaving, we're leaving.
00:34:25.000 And I go, okay.
00:34:26.000 Let's wrap it up!
00:34:28.000 Let's start getting ready to get ready to go!
00:34:31.000 So they left.
00:34:32.000 I know if this was written about on one of these dumb lefty blogs like the Daily Beast, they'll be like, Proud Boys founder tells African-Americans to leave his bar.
00:34:42.000 That's nothing.
00:34:42.000 What about the time that you forced the Hasidic Jew to change his shoes?
00:34:48.000 Oh yeah!
00:34:49.000 And then his dad came along, and the dad was on your side, he's like, I told him the same thing.
00:34:54.000 What was he wearing?
00:34:55.000 Flip-flops?
00:34:55.000 Flip-flops with a suit.
00:34:57.000 Yeah, I went up to him, we had been drinking on the plane, and I was like,
00:35:00.000 No, you can't wear flip-flops with a suit.
00:35:03.000 This is right after the Ye thing too, so it's hilarious timing.
00:35:06.000 Oh yeah, I just come back from interviewing Ye at the airport.
00:35:10.000 And he's like, I have shoes in my bag, but they're very uncomfortable.
00:35:14.000 And I was like, well, they got to go on.
00:35:16.000 And then you're standing there for a while, he says, you want me to put them on?
00:35:19.000 You're like, yeah.
00:35:21.000 The other Hasidim showed up because they probably thought it was a Nazi bullying Jews.
00:35:25.000 And then they go, what's happening here?
00:35:26.000 What are you doing?
00:35:27.000 And I go, I'm just telling him he's got to get shoes on.
00:35:29.000 Guys, come on.
00:35:30.000 You got a great suit on.
00:35:31.000 You got the fedora, the peyes, the rechen, the shlutkas.
00:35:36.000 He knows about the shlutkas?
00:35:38.000 And then they were on my side.
00:35:39.000 They're like, yes.
00:35:39.000 What are you doing, Harshal?
00:35:42.000 You're causing troubles with your fashions.
00:35:44.000 It was very funny.
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00:39:18.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of John the Cop, we saw a mouse in here.
00:39:23.000 We bought the trap, got the bucket.
00:39:27.000 We put it right where we saw the mouse.
00:39:29.000 Nothing.
00:39:30.000 It's got water at the bottom, so they drown a peaceful death.
00:39:34.000 And then I thought, well, I'll put it in the main studio where the cameras are, so at least we can see him go up the stairs.
00:39:38.000 So John goes, I was an exterminator.
00:39:40.000 What do you got there?
00:39:42.000 And he goes, and I go, we haven't caught anything yet.
00:39:45.000 And he goes, yeah, cause you don't got enough fucking peanut butter.
00:39:48.000 Trust me.
00:39:48.000 I used to be, I got my license.
00:39:50.000 I was an exterminator.
00:39:51.000 Trust me.
00:39:52.000 Where's the peanut butter?
00:39:53.000 So I give it to him.
00:39:54.000 He does this.
00:39:58.000 I go, John, this looks like PETA is mad at me, and they broke into our studio and vandalized our mousetrap.
00:40:07.000 You put peanut butter on every stair, and then, oh, John, you're supposed to put it at the very tippy top here, where the nose is on the ceiling, so they walk out on that, and then they fall in.
00:40:20.000 He's got about a year's supply of peanut butter for a whole family of mice before they even get to the top!
00:40:25.000 Yeah, but in a year, you're gonna catch a lot of mice.
00:40:29.000 They might die of being overfed.
00:40:31.000 They might die of obedience.
00:40:34.000 And I wanted to bring this home because my wife saw a mouse in the basement at home.
00:40:38.000 I can't put this in the car.
00:40:41.000 Like what have you done, dude?
00:40:42.000 You add some jelly and put it between two pieces of bread.
00:40:44.000 Dude, a mouse couldn't get up those stairs.
00:40:47.000 He'd be stuck.
00:40:48.000 He'd have to eat his way up the stairs.
00:40:50.000 At which point he's stuffed and he's probably made, probably got married and made like a bunch of kids.
00:40:55.000 And then he's got all that shit pile of peanut butter at the top.
00:41:01.000 They're just gonna circle around it and worship it like that cube that Islamists pray to?
00:41:05.000 New York City cops, as the stroke said.
00:41:07.000 New York City cops.
00:41:13.000 All right, I've been waiting to get to this.
00:41:16.000 I want to shit on Seth Rogen.
00:41:19.000 I want to talk about our retarded president.
00:41:22.000 But I also would be remiss if I didn't examine the incredibly daunting tsunami of gossip that is going on on the right now.
00:41:34.000 I worked all day on a chart.
00:41:36.000 I'm going to lay it out for you.
00:41:37.000 This is the hot topic here on the conservative right.
00:41:55.000 Oh boy!
00:41:56.000 Oh boy!
00:41:58.000 Oh boy!
00:41:59.000 Oh boy!
00:42:00.000 There's a lot of gossip going down.
00:42:03.000 Big news!
00:42:04.000 I've never seen this much gossip on the right.
00:42:07.000 Big news!
00:42:07.000 The economy's shit, so maybe people are getting fired and they're getting bitchy?
00:42:12.000 If that's the case, the economy is about to get a lot worse thanks to old Uncle Joe.
00:42:16.000 So we're going to see a lot more gossip!
00:42:19.000 But look at this chart I put together!
00:42:22.000 By the way, Photoshop, the new Photoshop is awesome and it knows what layer you're on when you go near the thing.
00:42:27.000 Anyway.
00:42:29.000 Crowder seems to be the big one.
00:42:31.000 So let's just let's just dive right into it.
00:42:33.000 Let's spill the tea.
00:42:34.000 I'm Scottish I love gossip in Scotland when you say how you doing people go nosy as ever So when you're gossiping it means you're healthy These are the two hot spots Crowder There's a little bit of action going on over here.
00:42:48.000 We'll get to that.
00:42:49.000 But yesterday we were talking about the Crowder divorce and the tape that came out of what I hope is
00:42:56.000 The very worst he's ever been.
00:42:58.000 I mean, we've all had terrible moments with our wives, so just for the sake of optimism, I'm hoping that they just showed him at his very, very worst, because it was really, really bad.
00:43:12.000 But that seems to be where most action is right now, and there's a lot of action.
00:43:17.000 Front page, New York Post, online.
00:43:21.000 So let's zoom in on Crowder for now.
00:43:24.000 You'll notice I did arrows like where the gossip is going.
00:43:29.000 Quarterback Garrett left Steven Crowder a long time ago.
00:43:32.000 I didn't put any arrows there, because he left amicably.
00:43:35.000 He never said anything bad about Crowder, but I think he just hated working for the guy, and he was like, fuck this, I'm done.
00:43:42.000 Owen Benjamin is a completely different story, and the reason I have the arrow going here is if you check out his social media, which I think I sent you, Ryan, he's just going mental.
00:43:54.000 Milo is going mental on Ali.
00:43:57.000 Oh boy!
00:43:59.000 And Eminem blast!
00:44:01.000 Oh boy!
00:44:02.000 And Owen is going mental on Steven Crowder.
00:44:08.000 What's this now?
00:44:09.000 Oh yeah, so Owen's talking about how Owen doesn't like his gayness.
00:44:13.000 Stephen's alleged gayness.
00:44:16.000 So he's going back over his time with Crowder, going, he used to make me wear dresses and shit.
00:44:20.000 I always thought that was weird.
00:44:22.000 I like Owen Benjamin, by the way.
00:44:23.000 I don't speak to him anymore because he spilled the beans about my FBI prank, but I regret calling him crazy.
00:44:30.000 I read his stuff.
00:44:31.000 I mean, he believes in flat Earth and shit, but most of his message is pretty good.
00:44:37.000 Defending Islam?
00:44:38.000 Okay, that's a bit rich.
00:44:40.000 But if you're a commentator, you should be freaking people out.
00:44:43.000 I don't like this Dave Rubin milquetoast boringness.
00:44:46.000 Anyway, that's a tangent.
00:44:47.000 So Owen used to work for Crowder, well-paid, wrote a lot of his stuff, and then he was just persona non grata overnight.
00:44:53.000 No one fucking hates him now.
00:44:56.000 Hates his guts.
00:44:57.000 So he's... Go back to the chart for a second, Ryan.
00:45:01.000 If you zoom in on these names, I've put a little pink dot next to every name that is rumored to be gay.
00:45:08.000 Not necessarily gay.
00:45:11.000 There's a lot of pink dots on this chart.
00:45:13.000 If you zoom out...
00:45:16.000 There's Pink Dots, Ali Alexander and Milo.
00:45:19.000 They're reformed gays, but that's still rumored to be gay.
00:45:23.000 There's Jesse Lee Peterson, accused of grooming grown men, which I don't give a shit about.
00:45:27.000 There's Crowder.
00:45:29.000 There's Not Gay Jared, who actually isn't gay.
00:45:32.000 Nick Fuentes has been accused of homosexuality.
00:45:36.000 And Elijah Schafer has been accused of homosexuality.
00:45:38.000 Now, I hate that shit.
00:45:41.000 I hate that the right gives itself this Achilles heel where the whole person falls apart if they're discovered to be a homo.
00:45:49.000 I've been living in the city since 1988.
00:45:51.000 I've been surrounded by homos.
00:45:52.000 I don't care if you're gay.
00:45:54.000 The right has to get over this like, if that guy's gay, well then everything he says is shit.
00:45:58.000 Like if Nick ends up marrying John Doyle,
00:46:02.000 I still like everything they said.
00:46:04.000 They still had a lot of valid shit to say.
00:46:07.000 So stop having this, like, eject button next to someone's name.
00:46:11.000 Jesse Lee Peterson allegedly groomed 40-year-old men?
00:46:16.000 No.
00:46:17.000 I don't know if he did or not, but if those allegations are true, I don't care.
00:46:24.000 I care if you fuck with fucking kids, obviously.
00:46:27.000 That's pedophilia.
00:46:28.000 Which is what Milo's accusing Ali Alexander of.
00:46:31.000 But anyway, let's get back to this one.
00:46:33.000 So... Thank you.
00:46:35.000 We try to move.
00:46:37.000 What are you doing?
00:46:38.000 You're trying to put that next to me?
00:46:41.000 That's why I'm so quick to say, it's not a big deal if you're gay.
00:46:46.000 Some great guys are in the closet.
00:46:48.000 Wow, is it hot in here?
00:46:49.000 And as the guy you'd most likely be fucking, I also detest that theory.
00:46:54.000 What?
00:46:55.000 You've been accused of gayness?
00:46:56.000 No, no, no.
00:46:57.000 I mean, if you're likely to be fucking somebody, it would be me.
00:47:00.000 Oh yeah, so you'd be gay too.
00:47:01.000 All right, let's zoom in back here.
00:47:06.000 The gossip here is Quarterback Garrett hated working there, but he hasn't said any bad shit, and he's on his own.
00:47:11.000 Dave Lando, on the other hand, did that video we talked about where he spoke to Michael Malice for like an hour.
00:47:17.000 Oh boy!
00:47:18.000 Oh, but all the shit that Steven Crowder would make him do if he was five minutes late, he was sent home.
00:47:24.000 There was a light that came on that told him to shut up.
00:47:27.000 So that was juicy there, and that's why he quit.
00:47:30.000 Not Gay Jared had a similar story than Dave, but he never made it public.
00:47:37.000 So he just sat there and complained.
00:47:39.000 I heard a rumor that Not Gay Jared went to work at the Blaze.
00:47:43.000 Every Blaze person gets a little Blaze logo.
00:47:46.000 Went to work for the Blaze doing their comedy stuff, and Crowder said, no!
00:47:50.000 And if you do hire him, I won't do my show anymore.
00:47:55.000 So, you know, that was a big part of their income, so they went, oh, okay.
00:47:58.000 That's the rumor I heard.
00:48:01.000 And then we have the obvious one here with Jeremy Boring, where he offered him $50 million and Crowder said it was slavery.
00:48:12.000 Great theory last night from our trooper, Dickman, who said maybe he said no because he's going through a divorce and he didn't want income.
00:48:21.000 So he'd rather have minimum wage until the divorce is finalized so she doesn't get half of that.
00:48:27.000 That's one of the best theories I've ever heard.
00:48:30.000 So he's doing social media now and stuff.
00:48:32.000 He's doing great.
00:48:34.000 Candace Owens has beef with Crowder.
00:48:37.000 She's allegedly the one who spilt the beans about his divorce and made it public.
00:48:43.000 So he's pissed off about that.
00:48:45.000 What did you show?
00:48:45.000 I sent you a bunch of notes.
00:48:46.000 What did you just show, Ryan?
00:48:48.000 Was that Not Gay Jared?
00:48:50.000 To Hilary Crowder.
00:48:51.000 To Hilary Crowder, who was like a sister to me.
00:48:54.000 I love you and I am here for you.
00:48:56.000 That's the most, I think he has a bunch of NDAs that he had to sign.
00:49:00.000 Then there was, remember this weird feud?
00:49:03.000 Where Candace said Nicole Arbour walked off her set?
00:49:06.000 I sent the links for those where Nicole Arbour explains everything.
00:49:09.000 This feud is fucking confusing.
00:49:11.000 At least with guy gossip, you get the whole truth.
00:49:14.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:49:16.000 I had to actually calm myself down before doing this live because one of the things that I hate beyond anything else is censorship.
00:49:22.000 I think it's just dishonest when people edit things and try to tell you what happened versus didn't happen.
00:49:28.000 And when I signed on to work for the Daily Wire, obviously Jeremy Boring is the CEO.
00:49:34.000 He knows exactly who I am, what I am, and that I am very honest with my fans about
00:49:40.000 The other video I sent you from Nicole.
00:49:47.000 So the story, Candace's story, is Nicole lies and says she's stalked and it's these great guys and then I brought it up and she stormed off my show.
00:49:57.000 Nicole's version of events, and you can zoom out so people can see the name of this thing.
00:50:01.000 She said, no, that's not what happened.
00:50:03.000 These guys are psychotic stalkers and Candace put it on the air.
00:50:08.000 So then Jeremy told me to pretend I stormed out and that was the way they wouldn't include the shit about my stalkers.
00:50:14.000 I don't know which person is lying.
00:50:16.000 That's the beauty of gossip.
00:50:17.000 You just accrue details.
00:50:19.000 I think Nicole's done.
00:50:20.000 I haven't seen her do anything since this feud.
00:50:23.000 See, feuds are tense, and people get stressed out, and I've noticed with chicks, they tend to just sort of peace out.
00:50:31.000 I've been through eight billion of these, and it's just like, it's two weeks of chaos, and then it vanishes.
00:50:38.000 So, Ryan, I haven't been asking you for links.
00:50:40.000 I've just been talking about this.
00:50:41.000 Have I missed anything?
00:50:42.000 With, like, pictures of any of the Crowder stuff?
00:50:45.000 Some more Benjamin tweets.
00:50:47.000 Oh, yeah, a lot of Benjamin tweets.
00:50:49.000 Like, when I show you an arrow and a big head here, I mean, and you can pause that and read it on your own, I mean, there is, like, an onslaught.
00:50:58.000 Like, if you go to Owen Benjamin's, when he gets in a Crowder mood, there'll be, like, 50 of just, like, he's, what did he say?
00:51:06.000 What's that last one?
00:51:08.000 The divorce one?
00:51:10.000 Crowder is clearly getting divorced with two small children to own the left.
00:51:14.000 Don't worry, patriots, he will have a dress and high heels on ASAP to really stick it to the Democrats and he will have a brand new Jesus merch to virtue signal that you're the good guys.
00:51:29.000 I mean, you could knock Crowder's rampant hawking of goods.
00:51:35.000 The guy makes some serious income.
00:51:38.000 All right.
00:51:39.000 So we don't have to go through every Owen Benjamin tweet, just suffice to say that this is going.
00:51:43.000 And then Candace is attacking Crowder, bringing up the divorce.
00:51:48.000 And then here's one I didn't know until recently.
00:51:50.000 Let's do Milo now.
00:51:52.000 Milo, you might as well just draw arrows everywhere.
00:51:55.000 Like, there's even an arrow going from Milo to Ethan Ralph.
00:51:59.000 Oh boy!
00:52:00.000 He was calling him ugly the other day, saying he's glad he's going blind so he won't have to look like ugly dudes like that.
00:52:07.000 But I just found out that Milo accused Candace Husband of being gay.
00:52:14.000 What a weird accusation, huh?
00:52:17.000 How would you know that and why would you care?
00:52:19.000 Anyway, zoom in on Milo for a sec.
00:52:23.000 Milo and Crowder inspired this whole segment because they are just the fucking onslaught going on here.
00:52:30.000 The accusation is that Ali solicited dick pics from guys and Milo's contention is he used his authority as a Milo friend to get the dick pics.
00:52:43.000 He's like, hey man, send me dick pics and I'll hire you and you can work with me and then I'll get you in touch with Milo, but I'm gonna need to see some dick.
00:52:53.000 He said the kids were as young as 15.
00:52:56.000 That's not good, but I focus my attention on like pedophiles, you know, who deal with kid kids.
00:53:03.000 Gays and gay teens, it's not high on my priority list.
00:53:07.000 Sort of like Jesse's allegations, right?
00:53:10.000 But his telegram, pull up some of the shit, Ryan.
00:53:13.000 He just goes on and on.
00:53:15.000 Like, there was a while there where you didn't see anything.
00:53:17.000 Oh, here he is attacking Crowder.
00:53:19.000 Did I include that arrow?
00:53:20.000 I don't even know if I did.
00:53:22.000 Mrs. Crowder finally got sick of the trainee hookers, eh?
00:53:24.000 Even those donor daddy IVF babies didn't quell the rage.
00:53:27.000 Yikes.
00:53:28.000 Take him for everything, girl.
00:53:30.000 It doesn't have an arrow.
00:53:31.000 It doesn't have an arrow.
00:53:32.000 Just assume that every person here Milo has had a feud with.
00:53:36.000 Guaranteed.
00:53:38.000 There he is calling Ali Alexander Krampus.
00:53:42.000 You can pause those later if you want to read them all.
00:53:45.000 That's a continuation of that.
00:53:50.000 Yep, more stuff.
00:53:51.000 Oh wait, Big Tech just- Oh, she's coming after Nick Fuentes!
00:53:53.000 That's another one.
00:53:54.000 Big Tech just offered Nick a hand in fraternity worth a thousand compliant minions.
00:54:01.000 Clueless, narcissistic, and arrogant, Nick slapped it away.
00:54:05.000 This is how men of good character end up leaving him and the movement.
00:54:09.000 He has decided to remain a child with a child's understanding of the adult world, a child's temper tantrum, and a child's impotence.
00:54:17.000 Lashing out?
00:54:18.000 There he is saying he'd rather be blind than have to look at Ethan Ralph.
00:54:23.000 I'm sure some of you are saying, I don't know who any of these people are.
00:54:24.000 Well then you're not in the scene, dude.
00:54:27.000 Ye24, this is the concept of the formerly known as Kanye West running for president, appears to exist solely in Alexander Akbar's head for the purpose of attracting teens, assisted by Nick Fuentes, who dutifully insists everything is just fine and that Ye will appear any second now to confirm, just you wait.
00:54:45.000 Fuentes might be ashamed to admit he got rejected and ghosted by his idol, but his prideful and embarrassed insistence that, yay, he's still running for president, serves only to provide Ali with more victims.
00:54:52.000 Quite the alliance.
00:54:53.000 So now Milo is so convinced that Ali is soliciting dick pics that anyone who doesn't hate Ali has to die.
00:55:03.000 Like once Milo gets his hooks in, remember one time I was having lunch with him in D.C.
00:55:07.000 and some chick poured water on us.
00:55:10.000 I threw a beer in her face, by the way, and she started screaming.
00:55:14.000 Milo got the credit card receipt that was still sitting on the table, found her name, terrorized her entire family, destroyed her life, discovered that she was doing porn, like OnlyFans type of stuff, sent that to her grandfather, and like, this guy, when he gets going, I think it's a gay thing, gays on Adderall, they really,
00:55:32.000 I love Milo, by the way.
00:55:33.000 That's one thing I want to get to is, I'm all about unity on the right.
00:55:37.000 The left has too much unity.
00:55:39.000 They take in pedophiles and say, oh well, he was having, he was horny.
00:55:42.000 But we, we will turn on each other for the dumbest things.
00:55:47.000 And the left loves it because we have no cohesion.
00:55:51.000 So I know pretty much every person on this page.
00:55:53.000 I've hung out with them all.
00:55:54.000 Well, I haven't hung out with her or him.
00:55:58.000 But everyone else I've had beers with?
00:56:00.000 Great guys.
00:56:01.000 Solid people.
00:56:02.000 Awesome.
00:56:03.000 Fun.
00:56:03.000 Cool.
00:56:04.000 Oh, Jeremy Boring.
00:56:05.000 I don't know him.
00:56:06.000 Okay, so zoom back on Milo.
00:56:07.000 And you can watch that episode where he goes in detail about her on Censored.tv.
00:56:12.000 Yep.
00:56:13.000 Everyone gets a censored logo who was associated with censored or who had a show.
00:56:18.000 So Alex Jones blocked Milo because Milo kept giving Alex shit for not hating Ali enough.
00:56:25.000 So that's, they're done.
00:56:27.000 And then Jacob Wall, Jacob Wall said Milo owes him money and he started nagging him about the money he owed him.
00:56:33.000 And then Milo went fucking ape shit on Jacob.
00:56:35.000 He told me to fire Jacob.
00:56:38.000 Oh boy!
00:56:39.000 He's still going nuts on Laura Loomer!
00:56:42.000 Saying that she grooms her interns.
00:56:44.000 And I'm like, can we stop saying adults having sex is some sort of sexual evilness?
00:56:50.000 I don't care if Laura fucked an intern.
00:56:54.000 Like, he was 18, 20, 30, I don't know how old he was, but he still will post horrible pictures of her and, you know, insult her by drawing an association.
00:57:06.000 So, Milo hates pretty much everyone on the right, more than most liberals.
00:57:11.000 Now, if we scroll down to this, are there any assets, the Jesse Lee Peterson thing, I think?
00:57:18.000 Just so you know I'm not making this shit up.
00:57:20.000 Also, yeah, we skipped a couple of these.
00:57:22.000 Yeah, yeah, I skipped that on purpose.
00:57:23.000 They can pause it if they care.
00:57:25.000 We got that he hates Nick.
00:57:26.000 Let's see.
00:57:28.000 And then if you go to the email, Ryan, with all the links, I think there's some stuff there.
00:57:32.000 Jesse Lee Peterson being accused of whatever.
00:57:35.000 Gay rumors JLP, here we go.
00:57:37.000 He groomed a 40-year-old.
00:57:39.000 Allegations of manosphere pastors, gay past, royal macho men.
00:57:45.000 Not me.
00:57:47.000 Anyway, this one is a really weird one here.
00:57:51.000 Oh, by the way, there's some I didn't include.
00:57:52.000 Zoom out again.
00:57:53.000 Here's a weird one.
00:57:56.000 Isabel O'Reilly's husband has been accused of sending dick pics to Elijah as a job application.
00:58:05.000 And they say that's how he became Elijah's producer.
00:58:09.000 He's not anymore.
00:58:10.000 I think he's fired from The Blaze.
00:58:12.000 But I didn't include that, it's just a rumor or whatever.
00:58:15.000 And he's not known, so it's not a right-wing feud.
00:58:18.000 But this one is crazy.
00:58:20.000 I think these are the two prettiest women on the right right now, Isabel O'Reilly and Isabel