Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 12, 2023


GOML LIVE #193 - COP AND ROBBER "DON'T KILL HER"


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

139.9322

Word Count

688

Sentence Count

66

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

On this episode of GOML Live, a cop and a robber get into a fight over a strap-on, a man who thinks his wife should try it, and a woman who thinks her husband should try pegging her.


Transcript

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
00:00:23.000 I just had to love The face you wore was cool You were a photograph When it's all Still your boombox Still your boombox right from under your nose I did not have the time I chose this because it would make The microphone makes a great intro You gotta lower the volume on the boombox gap.
00:00:51.000 Oh.
00:00:53.000 Oh.
00:01:02.000 Coming up.
00:01:07.000 You can't change.
00:01:10.000 Welcome back to a cop and robber episode of GOML Live.
00:01:15.000 I think we should change the name at some point.
00:01:17.000 Welcome to John 1, our cop, and welcome to Maddie Odell.
00:01:23.000 It's up, everybody.
00:01:24.000 Robber.
00:01:26.000 We're down to one cop.
00:01:28.000 John's in Italy.
00:01:31.000 Eddie's retarded.
00:01:35.000 Neil's missed a bunch.
00:01:37.000 I think Neil, remember about five or six episodes ago, I said, if your wife was really into like a strap-on, maybe a small one, you might want to try it.
00:01:49.000 And I said, you know, you probably won't like it, but if it's her thing and she's obsessed, I don't know.
00:01:57.000 I might try it.
00:01:58.000 My wife would never suggest that in a million years.
00:02:00.000 But I don't think Neil's forgiven me.
00:02:05.000 And I said to Dick Man to tell him, I go, I didn't say you should do that.
00:02:11.000 Like, go get pegged all the time.
00:02:12.000 And I go, I don't peg.
00:02:14.000 I don't get pegged.
00:02:17.000 But he's like, I don't know.
00:02:19.000 Can't get over it.
00:02:21.000 Notice on the show, by the way, in the shot, Budweiser is in the foreground.
00:02:25.000 So we ruined their brand.
00:02:27.000 I ruined their brand.
00:02:28.000 I know what happened with Neil.
00:02:30.000 What happened with Neil?
00:02:32.000 He told Dickman privately one time, he's like, my wife wanted to try pegging, and this was like probably six years ago.
00:02:39.000 And when you brought that up, he's like, and then after he's like, he fucking hits Tim, he's like, what the fuck?
00:02:45.000 You told him about that for the show?
00:02:47.000 For your fucking show?
00:02:48.000 You're going to make a joke out of it?
00:02:49.000 Great.
00:02:49.000 Now he's.
00:02:50.000 And then Tim is like, I didn't tell him.
00:02:51.000 I don't know how.
00:02:52.000 I didn't tell him.
00:02:53.000 I don't know how I do that.
00:02:54.000 I don't tell him.
00:02:56.000 Tim, you're drowning now?
00:02:58.000 What the fuck?
00:02:58.000 Tim, did you get shot in the throat?
00:03:01.000 I don't know what's going on.
00:03:02.000 But this is more important.
00:03:04.000 Our friendship.
00:03:05.000 Now, we obviously have several pages of cop and robber stuff to get through, but there's so much cool shit going on in the world.
00:03:15.000 I'll talk about the Tucker thing tomorrow.
00:03:17.000 We've got a great show tomorrow.
00:03:18.000 I think it's going to be the last one where we give everyone the whole show for free.
00:03:22.000 They're getting spoiled.
00:03:24.000 So I'm going to do a quintessential show where we cover every subject tomorrow, make it free, and then back to half hour free Fridays.
00:03:33.000 But we've got to talk about this live murder that was televised where CNN, a 100-pound weakling, said, I want to go beat the shit out of Mike Tyson.
00:03:48.000 And he didn't prepare.
00:03:50.000 He got drunk the night before, and Mike Tyson put him in the hospital.
00:03:54.000 That's what happened with Trump.
00:03:56.000 CNN sent in some like entertainment editor who usually talks about Kylie Jenner's shoes and said, go take on Trump, humiliate him, rake him over the coals.
00:04:10.000 Of course you got to bring up the pussy thing and the rigged election thing.
00:04:14.000 And we'll get great ratings.
00:04:16.000 He'll be humiliated.
00:04:17.000 We'll knock him out of the race.
00:04:20.000 He's the all-time champ.
00:04:21.000 This is his lair.
00:04:23.000 I don't know who I would send.
00:04:25.000 Maybe Tucker.
00:04:27.000 That's his wheelhouse.
00:04:29.000 And he's the king of the wheelhouses.
00:04:32.000 Like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:04:33.000 Are you dumb?
00:04:35.000 They sit in some dumb bitch in a white pantsuit, and she's going to take on Trump with her gotcha moments?
00:04:41.000 Nothing, it is CNN.
00:04:44.000 Again, you know what the problem with the left is?
00:04:47.000 They don't have to send their best.
00:04:49.000 They bring up that fucking Cro-Magnon man from Goonies.
00:04:53.000 What's his name?
00:04:54.000 Fetterman.