Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #20 (Part 1)

Ryan and Matt are back in New York after a trip to Washington, D.C. and the audio on this week's show is terrible, but it's not Ryan's fault, it's the guy who packed Milo's bags. Also, Roger Stone has been sentenced to the death penalty, and the boys talk about how much they would like to have a couple beers at lunch, but they can't have them because they're not allowed to drink in public. Plus, a story about a fake Louis Vuitton bag that costs $40,000 and Ryan can't figure out why it's a fake bag. Also, the guys talk about the latest episode of The Office, and how the audio in this one is not good enough, and Ryan tries to fix it, and it doesn't go well. The boys also talk about what they're going to do with the $25 they were given to pack Milo s bags, and what it's going to be like to be a Secret Service Agent in the middle of New York City. And, of course, there's a special guest on the pod, a guy who doesn't know his name, and he's not going to tell them the truth about it. Enjoy the episode, and tweet us what you think of it! Timestamps: 4:00 - What's the worst thing you've ever paid for a bag? 5:30 - What would you do with $25? 6:15 - How much money would you pay to pack a bag 8:00- What do you'd rather have? 9:40 - Which bag is the most expensive bag you own? 11:15- What's your favorite piece of luggage? 14:40- Is it fake? 15:30- How much do you like it? 16:10 - What are you wearing? 17:20 - Why you should you pack your bags? 18:10- What s your bag size? 19:20- Why do you have the most important piece of furniture in your suitcase? 21:40 22: What's it cost you? 23:10 24:40 Is your bag worth $40 or $40? 25:00 26: How much bag size should you carry? 27:00 Is it better than mine? 28:00 Do you like the bag you're wearing a fake one? 29:30

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00:01:59.000 Fake Louis Vuitton bag.

00:02:03.000 But real Gucci sneakers.

00:02:10.000 Look at these puppies.

00:02:12.000 I just realized I have... I have thousand dollar shoes.

00:02:17.000 I have Milo's.

00:02:18.000 What do you mean you have Milo's?

00:02:19.000 I have Milo's Louis Vuitton Air Jordan 1 looking things.

00:02:22.000 Why?

00:02:23.000 Because I had to... I packed his bags this morning.

00:02:26.000 Uh-huh.

00:02:26.000 As you might have remembered.

00:02:28.000 He paid you $25 to pack his bags.

00:02:30.000 Yep.

00:02:31.000 The big bucks.

00:02:34.000 And why do you have his shoes?

00:02:36.000 Well, I forgot to give them to him, but that's okay because tomorrow... Pull them out.

00:02:41.000 ...is Milo and I. Let's see.

00:02:42.000 Alright, let me grab them.

00:02:45.000 Have them in the little foyer area.

00:02:47.000 Um, we have some terrible news, folks.

00:02:50.000 Uh... Roger Stone has been sentenced to the death penalty.

00:02:57.000 No, we have some terrible news.

00:02:59.000 We shot a show in D.C.

00:03:01.000 We just got back from D.C.

00:03:02.000 right now.

00:03:03.000 And, uh... The audio is unusable.

00:03:07.000 It's terrible.

00:03:07.000 Put your Louis Vuitton bag up next to mine.

00:03:11.000 I love that song.

00:03:19.000 So your Japanese dad told you that your bag is fake?

00:03:22.000 Yep.

00:03:24.000 Okay.

00:03:26.000 What are these now?

00:03:29.000 These are fancy.

00:03:32.000 I like these.

00:03:34.000 Not as much as my Gucci's, but I like them.

00:03:38.000 Why would you put his shoes in your bag?

00:03:42.000 There was just no room and I didn't want to squish him in the briefcase, in his suitcase.

00:03:45.000 Part of the deal with the $25 was to pack his bag.

00:03:49.000 Where he gets his stuff back?

00:03:53.000 Not to spread his stuff around various people's

00:03:56.000 Luggage.

00:03:57.000 The thing is, he received some gifts while he was there.

00:04:00.000 Somebody, a fan tracked him down and gave him a big ol' box of stuff, so he wound up leaving with more stuff than he came there with, so there was less room in there.

00:04:10.000 Yeah, that's what $25 was for, Ryan.

00:04:12.000 This is why I'm mad at you for the audio not working.

00:04:16.000 You're paid to do a job.

00:04:17.000 That's a good point.

00:04:19.000 I mean, I improvised.

00:04:22.000 Did you improvise the show with Milo by having shitty sound?

00:04:28.000 Well, Milo's audio was good.

00:04:30.000 But your mic, something... Yeah, but you have to have a system wherein you're constantly checking the audio and going, how are we doing here?

00:04:39.000 Right.

00:04:39.000 Well, I did learn a lot from the first two episodes, and I corrected a lot of mistakes, but this third one was quite bad.

00:04:46.000 You day drank.

00:04:48.000 Yeah, I didn't want to.

00:04:49.000 You pressured me into doing that.

00:04:50.000 You should day drink.

00:04:53.000 A man should be able to have a couple beers at lunch.

00:04:55.000 But I cannot.

00:04:56.000 You saw my face.

00:04:57.000 Remember?

00:04:58.000 Yeah, that's not right.

00:04:59.000 Yeah, I'm Japanese.

00:05:01.000 Fix it.

00:05:02.000 I don't think that could be fixed.

00:05:04.000 So speaking of Japanese, your dad told you that your bag is fake.

00:05:08.000 Look at this.

00:05:09.000 You see the way this is cracking here?

00:05:11.000 Mm-hmm.

00:05:13.000 This is a fake bag.

00:05:14.000 This cost me $40 on the streets of New York.

00:05:17.000 You can feel the leather.

00:05:19.000 It's thin.

00:05:20.000 This is a $40 bag.

00:05:23.000 Your dad told you this was, what did he say exactly?

00:05:26.000 His exact words were, I was like, wow, dad, thank you so much.

00:05:29.000 You know, I appreciate this gift.

00:05:31.000 And he said, don't worry about it.

00:05:33.000 It's fake.

00:05:35.000 He did that.

00:05:36.000 What did he say about your mom?

00:05:38.000 Oh.

00:05:39.000 He said, um, your mother not very smart. 0.99

00:05:41.000 She has no brain but the old heart. 0.98

00:05:43.000 She's a very, very sweet person.

00:05:48.000 I think your dad was lying.

00:05:49.000 I think he thinks so little of you that he was worried you would sell this.

00:05:54.000 Because this is like high quality leather.

00:05:58.000 This is a real Louis Vuitton bag.

00:06:00.000 You know, Milo did say that too.

00:06:02.000 Oh really?

00:06:03.000 Yeah, he was like, no, that looks real.

00:06:05.000 He's a snob with that kind of stuff.

00:06:06.000 You can tell mine's fake by the way it deteriorates.

00:06:10.000 But he also said there's very convincing ones.

00:06:13.000 So.

00:06:14.000 Well, when it gets to the point where they're very convincing... Then might as well, yeah.

00:06:18.000 What are we doing here?

00:06:23.000 So yeah, we have a terrible show for you today that involves Milo and I at a hotel.

00:06:29.000 We went to a pub called The Alibi next to the courthouse where we were investigating Roger Stone, sitting there through the pedantic trial, watching him go over the timeline.

00:06:42.000 Is that on the timeline, Michelle Taylor?

00:06:43.000 Michelle Taylor is this FBI agent who retired

00:06:49.000 14 years into her career, I'd never heard of that before, became a consultant and she's here to tell you all about Roger Stone.

00:06:56.000 Asian women seem to be really biased against him. 1.00

00:07:01.000 The head of the investigation was this woman Rhee, R-H-E-E, who ran the FBI investigation. 0.96

00:07:08.000 This is Hillary Clinton's personal attorney.

00:07:11.000 The reason Roger Stone is in court 0.93

00:07:14.000 This week, the next two weeks, is he blasphemed the Clintons and we live in a monarchy and you don't say shitty things about the Queen. 0.99

00:07:23.000 He's the sex pistols. 0.97

00:07:25.000 They did God Save the Queen and he's being persecuted for that. 0.94

00:07:31.000 And Asian women seem to be a large part of the war against him. 1.00

00:07:38.000 So today in the trial was just more of him saying that he wants Hillary's emails to be leaked and then Hillary's emails being leaked right after.

00:07:51.000 Okay.

00:07:52.000 Like, I'm fine.

00:07:54.000 If I was the judge, I would say, I don't need to hear the defense.

00:07:59.000 I'll take the prosecution's case at face value.

00:08:02.000 Yes.

00:08:03.000 Guilty.

00:08:05.000 Guilty as charged.

00:08:06.000 $1,200 fine.

00:08:07.000 Smash the gavel.

00:08:12.000 Done. 1.00

00:08:13.000 Anyway, we were discussing this, we were trying to live stream an alibi, and a internet whore who sells her pictures online, nude pictures of herself, a piece of human garbage, poured water on us. 1.00

00:08:27.000 This is a clip of it. 0.98

00:08:29.000 If you're wondering why we look like wet cats, it's because we are cats and we are wet. 1.00

00:08:35.000 Somebody just ran past and said, fuck you! 1.00

00:08:38.000 A grumpy feminist just poured drinks on us. 1.00

00:08:40.000 We managed to get her back. 0.91

00:08:42.000 She's still yelling at us. 0.99

00:08:44.000 She was still going.

00:08:45.000 I'm a quarter mile away.

00:08:47.000 You know, I actually quite like my hair like this.

00:08:49.000 I think I look kind of fresh and youthful.

00:08:50.000 But she must have been sitting there for about 20 minutes.

00:08:53.000 They were there for the full half an hour.

00:08:57.000 And then as they walked out, and only with water, which is so lame. 1.00

00:09:00.000 She said, you should be ashamed of yourself, and then she screamed, kill yourself. 1.00

00:09:03.000 Kill yourself. 1.00

00:09:06.000 I'm not going to comply. 1.00

00:09:07.000 You know what's great about suits though?

00:09:08.000 I'm not going to comply.

00:09:11.000 It's a tropical lightweight wool.

00:09:14.000 It's moisture wicking.

00:09:18.000 Now if I was wearing a woolly sweater I'd actually be upset.

00:09:22.000 But I think I look moist and youthful.

00:09:27.000 Great band.

00:09:29.000 At the end of it, you could hear the woman saying, is everything all right? 0.99

00:09:31.000 You want me to make a report?

00:09:32.000 You want to call the police?

00:09:33.000 They bought us a bunch of booze.

00:09:34.000 A lot of booze.

00:09:35.000 Which, with your red cheeks, was not helping things.

00:09:38.000 Yes. 1.00

00:09:38.000 Which is why today's show sucks, because I got an Asian drunk. 1.00

00:09:41.000 That's a good point. 0.98

00:09:43.000 I take full responsibility.

00:09:44.000 I do apologize.

00:09:45.000 I wish there was some way that I could monitor the audio, and in the future, I will learn from that.

00:09:49.000 Okay.

00:09:49.000 Frankly, I had to learn a lot of things.

00:09:52.000 No, we need a totally different audio system. 1.00

00:09:54.000 This stupid recording into your phone shit does not work. 1.00

00:09:57.000 We need zooms, we need labs. 1.00

00:09:59.000 We might need two zooms.

00:10:00.000 Two zooms?

00:10:02.000 What?

00:10:02.000 Why can't you have one zoom with two labs plugged into it?

00:10:04.000 For instance, yesterday's episode, or Wednesday's episode was really, I thought was really good.

00:10:10.000 Interviews are great.

00:10:11.000 A lot of stuff happening there.

00:10:13.000 You throw away to like these little clips in between.

00:10:16.000 So that interview wouldn't have been able to have happened that way.

00:10:19.000 You would have had wires connecting to this one zoom in the middle of you, either on a small table.

00:10:24.000 That would have worked fine.

00:10:25.000 What are you talking about?

00:10:26.000 We were all two feet from each other.

00:10:29.000 All those interviews.

00:10:30.000 So one of you would have a, think about it, a wire running from you to another person's pocket or something.

00:10:35.000 Correct.

00:10:36.000 Okay, if that's not unnatural on the ground, whatever.

00:10:39.000 It wouldn't reach the ground.

00:10:40.000 It wouldn't reach the ground.

00:10:42.000 That's the thing I'm trying to figure out.

00:10:43.000 I got a zoom in my pocket.

00:10:44.000 At least we got audio.

00:10:45.000 All that matters in anything is audio.

00:10:48.000 That's true.

00:10:48.000 Video is irrelevant.

00:10:50.000 Well, yeah.

00:10:54.000 We're preparing you for a terrible show, folks.

00:10:57.000 You want to do the live reads now, or do you want to let the Milo ones happen?

00:11:00.000 Anyway, that woman poured water on us, and then I'm sitting there with a giant Guinness in my hand.

00:11:07.000 You know that's going on you, right?

00:11:10.000 Not a thoughtful attacker.

00:11:12.000 That's how it works.

00:11:12.000 I don't know if you ever had a sibling before, but if someone gives you a charley horse, you give them a charley horse.

00:11:18.000 So I drenched her in Guinness, covered her in brown ale.

00:11:23.000 I wish I saw it.

00:11:23.000 I was in the bathroom.

00:11:24.000 And she got really mad, and she just started screaming, FUCK YOU! 1.00

00:11:30.000 FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! 1.00

00:11:33.000 Which, I saw Will Sommer at the courthouse, and I said, hey Will, how's fighting hate going? 1.00

00:11:40.000 And he goes, unfortunately there's a lot, there's a lot of it.

00:11:45.000 And I walked over to him and I said, I just find it strange that your job is fighting hate, right?

00:11:53.000 But you've chosen like white nationalism, which is a very esoteric 0.60

00:12:00.000 Group of people.

00:12:01.000 In fact, Milo got served a subpoena because he has that Richard Spencer footage.

00:12:08.000 And on it, they had a list, on his subpoena, they had a list of everyone they were suing for Charlottesville.

00:12:19.000 And I'm looking at this list and I'm thinking, yeah, that's pretty much every racist in America.

00:12:28.000 You want to keep talking, I'll hold it up.

00:12:30.000 Ew, I just said hoed. 1.00

00:12:35.000 There you go.

00:12:36.000 Jason Kessler, Richard Spencer, Christopher, again, well... I'm looking at this list and I'm going, yeah, that's pretty much all of them.

00:12:44.000 So imagine devoting your life, as Will Sommer and Christopher Mateus and Andy Campbell and... Oh, like that's all of them.

00:12:50.000 Jared Holt, like they're devoted to catching these 13 bad guys. 0.81

00:12:56.000 And I said, why wouldn't you focus on like Islamic hate or, you know, the black Hebrew Israelites or a different group that has hate? 0.95

00:13:04.000 And he goes, well, everyone has their beat. 0.51

00:13:07.000 Now, I didn't say this, I thought of this later, but I should have said, what about the Aryan Brotherhood?

00:13:15.000 Like, what about these bonafide white power gangs that run prisons?

00:13:21.000 If you're so concerned, if this is such a scourge, then why are you not focused on them?

00:13:30.000 Anyway, he said, we all have our beats, you know.

00:13:32.000 I go, okay, so you've chosen this esoteric sliver beat.

00:13:37.000 And I said, it's not about that. 1.00

00:13:40.000 Well, it's because you're a fucking pussy! 1.00

00:13:45.000 And he ran away. 1.00

00:13:47.000 He said, all right, Gavin.

00:13:49.000 And he stormed away with his, he's kind of like duck-footed.

00:13:52.000 He's waddly.

00:13:53.000 He waddles away with his little brown cords.

00:13:56.000 He's a diminutive little man.

00:13:58.000 And we know what this is really about, ultimately.

00:14:01.000 All these guys fighting Nazis don't really care about hate.

00:14:05.000 They care about masculinity.

00:14:07.000 And they resent masculinity.

00:14:10.000 So they purport to be about preventing fascism, but to them fascism is the guy who wedged them in high school.

00:14:21.000 They're not really about fighting hate at all.

00:14:23.000 It just sounds good. 1.00

00:14:25.000 And it might get them a little tiny bit of pussy. 1.00

00:14:27.000 It might get these pussies some pussy. 1.00

00:14:30.000 These lesbians some scissoring. 1.00

00:14:33.000 But if obviously if they were concerned about hate they would investigate Islam. 0.99

00:14:39.000 They'd investigate bonafide white power groups.

00:14:41.000 They don't.

00:14:43.000 They find someone who said the N word when they were drunk 10 years ago.

00:14:47.000 Why do they do that?

00:14:48.000 Because they want to ruin lives, they want to get people fired.

00:14:50.000 Why do they want to get people fired? 1.00

00:14:52.000 They're vindictive cunts. 1.00

00:14:54.000 Not unlike the judge! 1.00

00:14:56.000 In Lodger Stone's trial, she's a vindictive cunt. 1.00

00:14:59.000 She subpoenaed Jacob Engels, who we saw today. 0.99

00:15:01.000 Oh, Jacob Engels, yeah, we were with him outside today.

00:15:04.000 He's banned from the courtroom.

00:15:06.000 As of last night, or, you know, the night before.

00:15:08.000 Because he pointed out that one of the jurors they got has a husband in the DOJ.

00:15:15.000 Mrs. Starchamber is allowing to be jurors. 0.78

00:15:18.000 Can you turn it up?

00:15:20.000 She is allowing an Obama-era White House communications director to be a juror whose husband works in the deep state intelligence community.

00:15:32.000 Everyone needs to be there.

00:15:33.000 Everyone go support Roger because this is bigger than Roger Stone now.

00:15:35.000 They are literally railroading him.

00:15:40.000 And it's confirmed that it's the former Obama Communications Director will lead the jury!

00:15:44.000 She'll probably make her the foreman! 1.00

00:15:51.000 And then the two Republicans, I don't think there's enough spotlight on the fact that only two Republicans got nixed from the thing.

00:15:57.000 Nixed, there's zero Republicans.

00:15:58.000 And one of them was like an old lady. 1.00

00:16:00.000 And so the judge's defense with that allegation, and why she banned Jacob, who we just saw, who was wearing sunglasses, I think because he has a wandering eye.

00:16:11.000 If I had a wandering eye, I would wear an eyepatch.

00:16:15.000 And a mohawk.

00:16:16.000 The sunglasses.

00:16:17.000 You called his hair a mohawk.

00:16:18.000 That was infuriating.

00:16:19.000 I know.

00:16:22.000 How is that a mohawk?

00:16:24.000 How do you not know what a mohawk is?

00:16:25.000 I don't know.

00:16:27.000 Anyway, her contention is, hey Jacob, you're banned from the courtroom.

00:16:33.000 I didn't allow that, juror.

00:16:36.000 Yeah, I know you didn't allow that juror because we all freaked out and wouldn't shut up about it.

00:16:40.000 This is why we need free speech.

00:16:42.000 This is why we have to keep talking because judges go any way the wind blows.

00:16:48.000 All they care about is their reputation.

00:16:51.000 They don't care about justice.

00:16:53.000 They don't care about getting the bad guy and putting them in prison.

00:16:56.000 They care about their career, their reputation.

00:16:58.000 The reason that, what's his name, Mark Dwyer put John and Max in prison for four years was to kiss 1.00

00:17:05.000 Cuomo's ass. 1.00

00:17:07.000 And that will help his career. 1.00

00:17:09.000 That was a good move for him. 0.98

00:17:11.000 That bullshit he said about how this reminds me of 1930s Europe? 0.99

00:17:15.000 Perfect. 0.99

00:17:16.000 Great.

00:17:16.000 That's good for your career.

00:17:18.000 It's bad for justice.

00:17:19.000 You put two men in prison that didn't deserve to be there, but it's good for your career.

00:17:23.000 And this judge needs to be exposed.

00:17:28.000 You need to talk about her.

00:17:29.000 You need to talk about Roger Stone.

00:17:30.000 So when she comes up with the verdict,

00:17:33.000 She will have to weigh her reputation because that's all she cares about.

00:17:39.000 And the Clintons are pushing her hard to incriminate, to imprison this man. 1.00

00:17:45.000 So we need to be on the other side saying, if you do, you fucking bitch, we will expose you just like we exposed that juror you got. 1.00

00:17:55.000 Whose husband worked in the DOJ and was a fucking, um, Obama administration chief. 1.00

00:18:02.000 And when I say chief, I mean douchebag. 0.99

00:18:05.000 So how did they find that out? 0.94

00:18:07.000 Because that happened just the night before.

00:18:08.000 And overnight they found out that he was on Infowars and said that.

00:18:13.000 So who's... I'm surprised.

00:18:15.000 Is it the judge watching it?

00:18:16.000 No, it can't be the judge.

00:18:18.000 It's tattletales.

00:18:19.000 Journalists have become tattletales.

00:18:21.000 Remember when Ezra Levant was in Britain with Tommy Robinson?

00:18:26.000 And Tommy went by near a window.

00:18:28.000 And the people in the street saw him.

00:18:30.000 And they all started cheering.

00:18:31.000 500 people were cheering.

00:18:32.000 I was there.

00:18:34.000 And Ezra filmed it.

00:18:36.000 And then all the journalists said, that's contempt.

00:18:38.000 That's contempt of court.

00:18:39.000 He's got his phone out in the old bill, in the old Bailey.

00:18:44.000 That's illegal.

00:18:45.000 You can't do that.

00:18:46.000 So the Guardian and the BBC were complaining that Ezra Levant cheated.

00:18:53.000 They're tattletales.

00:18:54.000 They're activists.

00:18:56.000 They're hall monitors.

00:18:58.000 That's what journalists are today.

00:18:59.000 Hall monitors. 0.99

00:19:01.000 Cunts. 1.00

00:19:01.000 Bitches. 1.00

00:19:02.000 Horrible pieces of shit. 1.00

00:19:04.000 Losers. 1.00

00:19:04.000 And so are judges, and so are prosecutors. 1.00

00:19:07.000 The prosecutor in Roger Stone's trial is a HuffPo blogger.

00:19:12.000 And I noticed Huffington Post, while reporting on this trial, neglected to mention that. 1.00

00:19:18.000 Anyway, what a shit show. 1.00

00:19:19.000 I'm just watching it going. 1.00

00:19:21.000 So what's going on here?

00:19:22.000 He wanted Julian Assange to release Hillary's emails, so did I. Should I go to jail?

00:19:27.000 Isn't it kind of like hypnotizing people into thinking that it's about this instead of what it's actually about?

00:19:34.000 Yeah.

00:19:34.000 It's like droning hypnosis.

00:19:36.000 I was sitting there listening to it.

00:19:36.000 Yeah, we were talking about that earlier.

00:19:38.000 Ryan was accused of rape and we want to make it clear that rape is bad and then you have a bunch of PowerPoints about rape and how horrible it is and you show that you know 3,000 women get raped a day or something like that and then you have a picture of a woman who's just been raped.

00:19:56.000 Now, you haven't proved that Ryan's a rapist, but you've been talking about Ryan and rape for the past hour, and it's just getting in the jury's heads.

00:20:04.000 That's what was going on today.

00:20:06.000 Michelle Taylor, this retired FBI agent, just going over the fact that he's appeared on shows.

00:20:13.000 I don't want to talk about it anymore.

00:20:15.000 I think we've covered it.

00:20:16.000 Did Jacob Inglis get punched in the face today?

00:20:18.000 Where did you find that?

00:20:19.000 Oh yeah, I just heard about that.

00:20:21.000 I'm trying to look for it, but I can't find it.

00:20:23.000 By the way, somebody says, we were at the Alibi today with you.

00:20:26.000 I think Schlein Irish Whiskey was your favorite.

00:20:29.000 Was that a normal day for you guys?

00:20:30.000 Whiskey, then weirdness?

00:20:32.000 That's weird.

00:20:33.000 Was that the bartender?

00:20:34.000 People are out there.

00:20:35.000 That must be the bartender.

00:20:36.000 I don't know.

00:20:36.000 But they were fans.

00:20:37.000 They came up to me like, hey, big fan, blah, blah, blah.

00:20:39.000 And unfortunately, they did

00:20:42.000 Pick Milo over you?

00:20:45.000 That hurts. 0.93

00:20:46.000 Oh, there was a black bartender who, after we got drenched, he said

00:20:54.000 You know, this is actually kind of good because I'm a big fan of you, Milo, and I wouldn't have been able to talk to you if we didn't have this segue.

00:21:00.000 They're very pro.

00:21:01.000 They're pro, though.

00:21:02.000 They're very nice.

00:21:02.000 I gotta say, suits seem to be designed for drenchings.

00:21:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:21:07.000 Because it was water and we had some cloth.

00:21:11.000 We went like that.

00:21:12.000 I was fine in 30 seconds.

00:21:14.000 Literally, you went on the tape.

00:21:17.000 It was literally like about 15 minutes after this happened and you're dry.

00:21:20.000 My cotton shirt absorbed some.

00:21:22.000 God bless your cotton shirt.

00:21:24.000 Just, shoop, shoop, shoop, you're done.

00:21:26.000 Milo's been hitting me with water this entire vacation.

00:21:30.000 Vacation?

00:21:31.000 Wow.

00:21:32.000 That explains a lot.

00:21:35.000 That explains a lot.

00:21:36.000 Anything that's away from home is vacation.

00:21:38.000 Like, in the Bronx, you go to C-Town, that's a vacation.

00:21:41.000 Okay.

00:21:41.000 That's a lie.

00:21:42.000 I just made that up.

00:21:43.000 Okay.

00:21:43.000 But he would, yeah, drench me with water and then I was really upset because this is my only dress shirt and it did dry in 20 seconds.

00:21:50.000 I only brought one pair of underwear that entire four days.

00:21:52.000 What happened to them?

00:21:53.000 I peed them.

00:21:56.000 So I couldn't wear them again.

00:21:59.000 Even if you dry the pee, it smells like pee.

00:22:02.000 Can we be transparent about the hotel situation?

00:22:06.000 Sure.

00:22:06.000 Okay, because last night I was working on the episode until super late.

00:22:10.000 Um, I had the option.

00:22:12.000 I fell asleep, you know, waiting for it to export, and then I wake up knowing that maybe you might be kind of a... there might be a chance that your bed's wet for whatever reason.

00:22:23.000 Whether or not you want to go into that.

00:22:25.000 I'm not ashamed.

00:22:26.000 I have nothing to hide.

00:22:28.000 I wet the bed Tuesday night and last night.

00:22:33.000 Okay.

00:22:34.000 And you couldn't crawl into bed with me.

00:22:36.000 I'm so cheap that I made all three of us stay in one hotel room.

00:22:40.000 For one night.

00:22:41.000 For one night.

00:22:42.000 To be fair.

00:22:43.000 And well, they also were sold out.

00:22:46.000 And I was sober enough to organize my clothes and make sure that my suit was hung up.

00:22:51.000 Then I went to bed nude and pissed the bed.

00:22:54.000 Right. 0.93

00:22:54.000 So you're just sleeping in a toilet, basically. 0.93

00:22:57.000 Yeah.

00:22:58.000 That seems freeing.

00:23:00.000 You know, the hotels, they have to factor this in.

00:23:04.000 They have a sheet that goes above the mattress that is a non-permeable membrane.

00:23:11.000 And NPMs, yes.

00:23:12.000 And they have to have the alcoholic caveat.

00:23:17.000 And they did. 0.99

00:23:18.000 So poor Ryan was in a situation where it was either sleep in bed with a gay man or sleep in bed with a pee man. 0.99

00:23:29.000 G-Man the P-Man. 0.99

00:23:30.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:32.000 So I picked the gay man. 1.00

00:23:33.000 Dicks are what dicks produce. 1.00

00:23:34.000 So you just snuggled right in with Milo. 0.99

00:23:36.000 It wasn't that snuggling though.

00:23:38.000 He's a married man.

00:23:38.000 I would never.

00:23:40.000 That's why you don't fuck Milo? 1.00

00:23:42.000 Because he's married? 1.00

00:23:44.000 We have our sponsors, BetDSI and JohnnyCBD.com, but we have Milo reading those out, right?

00:23:51.000 We do, yes.

00:23:52.000 Now, I believe BetDSI.com has upped their bonus to 125%.

00:23:54.000 I'm not 1000% positive on that.

00:23:56.000 That's ironic, because I don't like anything over 100%.

00:24:08.000 I think that if you put down $25, they will guarantee that and another 25% more if you use the promo code GAVIN.

00:24:17.000 That is at betdsi.com.

00:24:19.000 You can bet on NAACP, celebrities, reality shows, all sports.

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00:24:29.000 Um, and johnnycbd.com, also with the promo code Gavin.

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00:24:40.000 You're familiar with CBD.

00:24:41.000 It's like pot without the pot.

00:24:43.000 And you take these gummies and these tinctures and these different things.

00:24:47.000 They're really good.

00:24:48.000 They take the edge off of everything.

00:24:50.000 Take the edge off of life.

00:24:52.000 And it's great for when you're swollen after working out.

00:24:56.000 A great anti-inflammatories.

00:24:58.000 Everyone at my gym uses CBD.

00:25:01.000 So you can bet on the NAACP?

00:25:04.000 Is that what I said?

00:25:05.000 You did.

00:25:07.000 It's been a long day.

00:25:08.000 That's not what I meant.

00:25:09.000 I know.

00:25:11.000 It's been a long day.

00:25:11.000 We got to go home.

00:25:12.000 But now I have to know what I meant.

00:25:13.000 And also, the last train is not too far from here, so we should probably wrap it up.

00:25:18.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:19.000 We're, um...

00:25:21.000 We're in an empty building with no doorman. 0.99

00:25:25.000 If you want to kill us, now is a good time. 0.75

00:25:27.000 It's always a little creepy. 1.00

00:25:29.000 If you want to pour water on us, this is a good time.

00:25:33.000 God, she was so mad. 1.00

00:25:34.000 Fuck you! 1.00

00:25:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:36.000 Fucking kill yourself! 1.00

00:25:38.000 I have the tweet. 1.00

00:25:39.000 In this episode, what you will find though, is um...

00:25:44.000 What's it called?

00:25:44.000 Your reaction to that, you know, which we just showed.

00:25:47.000 Actually, that kind of spoils it.

00:25:47.000 But you also see her tweets and all this stuff because she deleted everything.

00:25:52.000 Because she's a little scared about it. 0.90

00:25:54.000 It's weird that, like, say Milo and I are Satan, evil, horrible human beings who are committing, you know, racism every day. 0.92

00:26:04.000 Aren't you scared of us? 0.99

00:26:06.000 Like, if I was having lunch next to El Chapo, I'd be pooping my pants.

00:26:13.000 I would say, Nana, run! 0.97

00:26:14.000 And then I would throw the thing at you.

00:26:15.000 I wouldn't pour a drink on El Chapo.

00:26:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:26:18.000 So the fact that she's pouring water on us concedes that we're not a genuine threat.

00:26:23.000 With her granny. 0.99

00:26:23.000 What if I punched you in the face? 0.99

00:26:25.000 Right. 0.99

00:26:25.000 Like, what if I grabbed your granny? 0.99

00:26:28.000 I grabbed your granny. 1.00

00:26:29.000 What if I choked out your granny? 1.00

00:26:34.000 That's why they never talk about the Aryan Brotherhood and genuine bad guys.

00:26:37.000 It's because they don't have the courage.

00:26:39.000 So they choose these made-up bad guys.

00:26:41.000 Anyway, let's go to Milo and I at the hotel and be prepared for some of the worst audio in the history of FreeSpeech.TV. 0.99

00:26:49.000 It's absolutely fucking terrible. 0.97

00:26:51.000 You're gonna hate it. 0.99

00:26:52.000 It's a total waste of time.

00:26:54.000 And I apologize.

00:26:55.000 I'm sorry too.

00:26:57.000 I apologize for Ryan.

00:26:58.000 It's my fault.

00:27:00.000 I got an Asian drunk.

00:27:01.000 It doesn't go well.

00:27:03.000 And I almost got fired, and I did get in trouble, and I was brave, and I didn't stop fighting.

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 08, 2019

GOML LIVE #20 (Part 1)

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