Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 17, 2019


GOML LIVE #25 | R.E.M.E.


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 10 minutes

Words per Minute

154.16234

Word Count

10,889

Sentence Count

1,078

Misogynist Sentences

45

Hate Speech Sentences

90


Summary

Devin McInnes talks about the Proud Boys, white supremacy, feminism, and Nazis. Also, he talks about fart talk. Get off my lawn. Get Off My Lawn! with Devin McIngles. Get off My Lawn is a weekly free episode where we talk about whatever the fuck you want, as long as it's not about farting. Get on my Lawn! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date with what s going on in the world of and other things going on around the world. Enjoy, and spread the word to your friends about what's going on! Get On My Lawn with Devin! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. No remixes, unless otherwise stated. I do not own the rights to any music used in this episode. This episode was produced, produced, and licensed under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA contract. All credit given to artists and labels. We do not claim ownership to any of the music used on this podcast or any of our songs used in the podcast. If you have any objections, please contact me directly or indirectly through a third party provider. Thank you for the use of any of my music used, I am not responsible for the music in this podcast, other than my own the music or any other third party provided by the creator. Please do not be offended by the artist, etc. Thank you and I am I not allowed to use this material used in any of this podcast material, other names used without permission? I am sorry for any other credit given or credit given, other wise, etc., without any other compensation, unless stated, etc.. All credit is given to any other person s use of this material provided, other people s credit is not claimed or compensation, other such credit given in any other attribution given, etc etc., etc. etc.. Thank you. etc. I am working with the artist s expressed or other such compensation is not required, etc... on this episode is not being compensated for this podcasting or compensation is being provided, etc.... in any such thing . , etc., . , is a work of any other such thing, etc, etc,,, etc etc. , etc.


Transcript

00:00:16.000 Get Off My Lawn with Devin McInnes!
00:00:33.000 Good day, sleep well and dream sweetly.
00:00:36.000 I go on.
00:00:38.000 Ni hao ma.
00:00:39.000 Kihal chele yar.
00:00:41.000 Yorei!
00:00:44.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:46.000 This is the weekly free episode.
00:00:50.000 It's the Buy Fortnitely free episode.
00:00:55.000 And we'll be free for an hour.
00:00:57.000 And then we're gonna cut you off.
00:00:59.000 Cut you!
00:01:00.000 We're gonna fuckin' cut you!
00:01:03.000 That's a good threat.
00:01:04.000 We're gonna cut you?
00:01:05.000 People don't say that enough.
00:01:06.000 I will cut you.
00:01:07.000 I'm gonna cut you.
00:01:10.000 So it's like, I'll kick your ass.
00:01:12.000 Alright, you're gonna use your shoe on the softest, cushiest part of my entire body?
00:01:18.000 I've never had a sore ass in my life.
00:01:21.000 I've had broken ribs, that sucks.
00:01:24.000 But I'll kick your ass?
00:01:25.000 Go bananas.
00:01:26.000 Don't cut me though, I'll cut you.
00:01:29.000 We're gonna be talking about violence a lot on today's show.
00:01:33.000 We're gonna dedicate the whole show to this hate spree.
00:01:37.000 Because it's white supremacy.
00:01:40.000 This is white supremacy.
00:01:41.000 No, I'm not exaggerating.
00:01:45.000 So, I wanted to just make this a dumbass episode where we talk about farts.
00:01:49.000 Talkin' about farts.
00:01:50.000 Hi, welcome back to Fart Talk.
00:01:52.000 But, uh, I gotta... There was an article in the Times by this chick, Allie Watkins, who... Am I allowed to call someone a slut?
00:02:01.000 You can call people whatever you'd like.
00:02:02.000 Allegedly a slut.
00:02:05.000 Well, it's sort of like that girl Sandra Fluck.
00:02:08.000 Where she said, I want this Catholic school to pay for my birth control.
00:02:12.000 And Rush Limbaugh said, isn't that the definition of a slut according to Catholicism and her school's belief system?
00:02:20.000 And he got in big shit for that.
00:02:23.000 This is when I knew I wasn't a conservative.
00:02:25.000 I wasn't right wing.
00:02:27.000 It's when I saw everyone at Fox News going, that's messed up, man.
00:02:32.000 Dude, we don't stoop to their level.
00:02:34.000 I go, what?
00:02:35.000 Using the word slut?
00:02:36.000 What?
00:02:37.000 You guys are pussies.
00:02:38.000 You guys are squares.
00:02:39.000 The right is full of squares.
00:02:41.000 I'm constantly referred to as far right because I don't want 15,000 fucking genders.
00:02:47.000 That's where you are right now.
00:02:48.000 Far right.
00:02:50.000 Yeah, Proud Boys are a far right group and I'm a far right speaker because what?
00:02:57.000 I don't give a shit about gay marriage or homosexuals.
00:02:59.000 I want normal borders like we had in the 2000s maybe?
00:03:04.000 I have the same views on immigration that Hillary and Obama had in 2004.
00:03:10.000 What else?
00:03:11.000 I think Islam has a lot of trouble with its compatibility with the West.
00:03:18.000 Kind of noticed that.
00:03:20.000 Feminism has become a shit show.
00:03:23.000 It was a reasonable idea right up until the 70s.
00:03:26.000 And then when women started becoming successful, it was time to throw in the towel, boys.
00:03:31.000 Same with racism and all your other stupid crusades.
00:03:33.000 You're done.
00:03:34.000 Sorry.
00:03:36.000 I want to live in a world where cops aren't hunting black people.
00:03:41.000 I want to live in a world
00:03:44.000 Where women make the same amount as men for the same work and the same hours and the same everything.
00:03:53.000 I want in a world where trans people aren't being randomly murdered just because they're different.
00:03:59.000 They're getting murdered by their ex-lovers, by drug dealers.
00:04:03.000 It's not a bunch of hillbilly yeehaws in the street.
00:04:07.000 There's another trans.
00:04:09.000 I love hunting trans in Manhattan.
00:04:11.000 I'm a Manhattan redneck.
00:04:13.000 That's the thing that we're gonna talk about today.
00:04:16.000 The Manhattan yeehaw redneck skinhead Nazis.
00:04:21.000 That was in an episode of Ray Donovan.
00:04:23.000 Ray Donovan just had a
00:04:26.000 They're not the Proud Boys, they're called the Knights of Manhattan, where they all meet.
00:04:30.000 And I stand at a podium, I'm bald in it, which was disappointing, and we talk about Mexicans.
00:04:37.000 It's the only part that got right.
00:04:38.000 Thank God!
00:04:40.000 I will admit, Ray Donovan, that when it's raining out, there's certain drops that feel extra cold.
00:04:48.000 That's how you know you're going bald, when you feel like those little ice drops.
00:04:53.000 But it's like, Proud Boys meetings, I don't go anymore.
00:04:56.000 I've been banned by the FBI.
00:04:58.000 What is that?
00:05:01.000 Freedom to congregate?
00:05:05.000 Right to assembly?
00:05:05.000 Right to assemble or whatever it is.
00:05:07.000 Can't do that anymore.
00:05:08.000 It's against the law.
00:05:09.000 People go to jail when I hang out with my friends.
00:05:12.000 But like, this is their depiction of Proud Boy meetings.
00:05:16.000 If only they knew how far that was from the truth.
00:05:22.000 Look, Fred Perry in the background.
00:05:26.000 Oh, this is gonna get taken off YouTube now.
00:05:28.000 That's enough.
00:05:29.000 How long do we allowed?
00:05:31.000 Like, people ask us what that opening song was, and that's music we had commissioned, we had made.
00:05:36.000 And then we're allowed to have some things up for X amount of time to discuss them.
00:05:41.000 Yeah, yeah, Ray Donovan.
00:05:42.000 We're trying to capitalize on your show.
00:05:46.000 We're trying to make money off of you.
00:05:48.000 I don't watch Ray Donovan.
00:05:49.000 I just watch when Gavin mentions it for three seconds on his show.
00:05:54.000 Anyway.
00:05:58.000 That's what I'm going to be getting at today is Knights of Manhattan.
00:06:02.000 This is white supremacy.
00:06:03.000 And really, the whole show comes down to this one article.
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00:07:04.000 My name's Jeremy, but people usually call me by my nickname, Tincture.
00:07:08.000 That is cute.
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00:07:17.000 That's ASMR.
00:07:18.000 We should have a full ASMR episode.
00:07:19.000 How many wasps do you have?
00:07:21.000 Like, like that, uh, Chris, what's his name from David Letterman who had that show Eagle Heart.
00:07:25.000 Chris or crisps?
00:07:27.000 No, in one of the episodes, he says, they go, what's your name?
00:07:31.000 And he's an undercover guy.
00:07:33.000 His name's Chris.
00:07:34.000 And he goes, my name's Chris.
00:07:35.000 And then he realizes I'm giving away my real name.
00:07:37.000 So he goes, my name's Crisp.
00:07:40.000 And so for the rest of the episode, he's known as Crisp.
00:07:44.000 And they keep using it.
00:07:45.000 There's these senior citizens in that episode going, come on, Crisp.
00:07:48.000 We need to get out of here.
00:07:50.000 Oh my god is this show hilarious.
00:07:52.000 We can't show it.
00:07:53.000 That show, Strangers with Candy, that one we were talking about the other day on Netflix, You Have to Leave, Harry and Paul, Mr. Show of course.
00:08:04.000 It's like there's this level of quality with those shows and then nothing even comes close.
00:08:09.000 It's not like a gradation with sketch comedy.
00:08:12.000 There's a good one called... You either nailed it... This is gonna suck.
00:08:15.000 Neon Joe.
00:08:17.000 I don't believe you.
00:08:18.000 He's a werewolf hunter?
00:08:21.000 Dude, it's great.
00:08:21.000 Oh, that's John Glazer!
00:08:23.000 Really?
00:08:23.000 Okay, dude, I love Neon Joe!
00:08:26.000 Well, you're not allowed to like Neon Joe because John Glazer dumped me for liking Trump.
00:08:31.000 Wait, is this?
00:08:33.000 That's the guy who said, my only relationship with John, you can show it, was we would trade pictures of dishwashers and how bad our wives are.
00:08:42.000 Oh, that's him?
00:08:43.000 Oh, I met that guy!
00:08:45.000 The guy on the left?
00:08:45.000 Yeah, he was the Russian in uh... Delocated.
00:08:49.000 Yes, yes.
00:08:49.000 Met that bald guy too.
00:08:50.000 So, do I have to close my bar?
00:08:53.000 What about my market?
00:08:56.000 Then Leon Joe comes in.
00:09:04.000 Leon Joe!
00:09:06.000 Over here.
00:09:09.000 He's awesome, but he's the same guy.
00:09:11.000 He's that character in everything.
00:09:13.000 The badass.
00:09:15.000 Who's not a badass.
00:09:18.000 Anyway, boy, that was a hell of a tangent.
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00:09:42.000 Yeah.
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00:09:47.000 Yeah.
00:09:47.000 But the calls happen in secret.
00:09:51.000 De Blasio and Cuomo started a task force to investigate these calls.
00:09:55.000 Task crisps.
00:09:58.000 I put up on YouTube my speech that I did of Otoe Yamaguchi that the judge, Mark Dwyer, said, he sits there on his pulpit
00:10:09.000 Spouting hate, and then his soldiers have to go out and get arrested.
00:10:14.000 What the fuck are you looking up, Brian?
00:10:16.000 Your speech?
00:10:19.000 Thank you, at least.
00:10:21.000 And so you go, oh, so you imagine that scene they just showed in Ray Donovan, right?
00:10:26.000 This was the speech.
00:10:27.000 It's ugly, and I'm like, dude, shh, shh.
00:10:32.000 My only problem with this wall is that it's not riddled with pocket pussies.
00:10:38.000 Because I'm in love.
00:10:41.000 That's me talking about the wall in Israel.
00:10:43.000 And the assassination of you was also hilarious at the beginning.
00:10:48.000 Hilarious.
00:10:49.000 It's hilarious.
00:10:51.000 I'ma get someone pregnant.
00:10:53.000 What do New Yorkers always say?
00:10:56.000 I'm getting booed.
00:10:57.000 Oh yeah, well you're a socialist.
00:10:59.000 Oh.
00:10:59.000 Hysterical.
00:11:00.000 Hysterical.
00:11:01.000 This was hysterical.
00:11:02.000 Oh my god, that was hysterical when you came out there.
00:11:07.000 And right when it was all silent and he farted, it was hysterical, bro.
00:11:09.000 We were laughing our ass off.
00:11:11.000 Bro!
00:11:11.000 Oh my god, Gavin!
00:11:13.000 New Yorkers always yell my name.
00:11:16.000 Gavin!
00:11:16.000 It was fucking hysterical!
00:11:17.000 Yo, McKinnis!
00:11:18.000 Yo, Gavin!
00:11:20.000 I'm right here, dude.
00:11:21.000 Especially the Italians.
00:11:23.000 Yeah.
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00:12:02.000 Yeah.
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00:15:31.000 So this article came out this morning.
00:15:34.000 Driving me bazonkers.
00:15:37.000 So keep in mind, right?
00:15:39.000 Two days after a massive hate crime where black Jewish
00:15:48.000 Supremacists murder white Jews that they don't think are real Jews.
00:15:52.000 They keep saying these guys have nothing to do with Judaism.
00:15:55.000 To be clear, the black Hebrew Israelites think Jews have nothing to do with Judaism and they're the real Jews.
00:16:02.000 They say you can find pictures of black Jesus.
00:16:04.000 It's a whole thing.
00:16:05.000 It's very involved.
00:16:05.000 I've even argued with these guys in Brooklyn on the street.
00:16:10.000 They've been
00:16:11.000 We're good to go.
00:16:29.000 So what you're seeing here is a religion that hates what we know as Jews.
00:16:34.000 They claim that you got the wrong guys, right?
00:16:36.000 There's also a lot of anti-whiteness that we're going to get to in a second, where you can tell that when they saw the kosher thing in their neighborhood, they didn't like that those Jews were in their neighborhood.
00:16:46.000 But I think a part of it too was like white people.
00:16:49.000 I think a lot of the people in this neighborhood see Jews as like a particularly pernicious type of white person.
00:16:57.000 That's just my theory.
00:16:59.000 Anyway, this woman, Allie Watkins, who... I saw her name on this article and I thought, Allie Watkins?
00:17:08.000 Wasn't that slut who was, like, blowing all her informants?
00:17:13.000 Like, all her... wherever she got the information from?
00:17:15.000 What's that called?
00:17:16.000 Her sources.
00:17:16.000 Dang.
00:17:17.000 Isn't that the chick who blows her sources?
00:17:19.000 And after you get caught doing that, isn't that the end of your career?
00:17:23.000 Nope.
00:17:24.000 Not at the New York Times.
00:17:26.000 Especially if you're furthering the narrative that this is white supremacy.
00:17:29.000 That's a thing we talked about yesterday.
00:17:31.000 This chick, Carolyn Orr, another Allie Watkins, although I don't think she exchanges sex for information, said that the Black Hebrew Israelites are a Christian fringe group.
00:17:41.000 Sorry, someone else called them a Christian fringe group, but Carolyn Orr said they're a group that espouses, mirrors the ideology of white supremacy.
00:17:51.000 What?
00:17:54.000 So if black people kill Jews, if black anti-Semites kill Jews, it's another example of white supremacy.
00:18:00.000 That's not unique.
00:18:02.000 Rashid Tlaib of the Goon Squad.
00:18:07.000 said when she found out about the shooting, this is way after, this is 1-1, this is way after everyone knew what happened and everyone knew it was the black Hebrew Israelites, you know the ones that were calling the Catholic school boys, the Covington Catholic school boys, the, what is it, the incest, something like the results of incest or something, calling them all homosexuals and pedophiles.
00:18:30.000 So she knows who did it and she blames white supremacy
00:18:34.000 When she says, of the shooting, she says, white supremacy kills.
00:18:39.000 You know what's sick about all this?
00:18:42.000 I bet when they first heard about it, they're going, please be mega, please be mega, please be mega.
00:18:46.000 Similarly, I bet when Heather Heyer was killed, they went, yes.
00:18:50.000 I'm sorry, but yes, yes.
00:18:54.000 I gotta stop being so effusive.
00:18:56.000 My pocket square is scared of me.
00:18:59.000 Come on, buddy, grow some balls.
00:19:03.000 All right, so this article, Ali Watkins published today.
00:19:07.000 I mean, let the bodies go cold before you start blaming dead Jews on white supremacists when they were killed by black people.
00:19:18.000 What's the headline?
00:19:19.000 With the rise of far-right extremists, NYPD creates special unit.
00:19:23.000 Threats from far-right and neo-Nazi organization, including groups like the Proud Boys.
00:19:28.000 You see the way she does that guilt by association?
00:19:30.000 Wow.
00:19:31.000 Yeah.
00:19:32.000 Huh.
00:19:33.000 Like, say there could be a new thing that's against big, huge, muscle-bound men who beat their wives.
00:19:42.000 So you'd say, we are catching all kinds of people who beat their wives, many of whom have tons of muscles.
00:19:49.000 Like The Rock?
00:19:50.000 Like The Rock.
00:19:52.000 And then you show a picture of bodybuilders.
00:19:54.000 That's a fucking, one of my worst analogies I've ever done.
00:19:57.000 I used to be the analogy king.
00:20:00.000 Well, how the mighty have fallen.
00:20:03.000 Yeah.
00:20:04.000 Well, I thought it wasn't that bad.
00:20:06.000 I picked up where you're putting down.
00:20:07.000 All cats are mammals, all dogs are mammals, all cats are not dogs.
00:20:10.000 There's a dog.
00:20:12.000 Anyway, go through that article.
00:20:14.000 So go back to the article.
00:20:16.000 So de Blasio Cuomo have set up a task force and the task force is about pretending that Islam is not a threat and the West Side Highway never happened and the real threat in fucking Manhattan is Nazis.
00:20:32.000 Do you have any idea how tired you would be if you were a homophobe or an anti-Semite or a racist in Manhattan?
00:20:41.000 You'd be a busy boy!
00:20:42.000 I don't think you'd make it downstairs in your building.
00:20:47.000 You'd seethe yourself to death.
00:20:50.000 Anyway, she says, go back to the opening paragraph.
00:20:53.000 So this new group, which is really about seizing power, taking away conservatives' free speech, they're going to use this to terrorize Trump supporters under the auspices
00:21:03.000 of stopping hate.
00:21:04.000 This is what they're doing on social media.
00:21:06.000 This is what they're doing with with YouTube and The Purge.
00:21:09.000 God, I have no idea why I'm still there.
00:21:11.000 But Twitter, they pretend they're stopping hate, but they're really using it to stifle conservatives and thwart Trump in 2020.
00:21:17.000 It's journalism is activism.
00:21:18.000 That's what Ali's doing here.
00:21:20.000 But in social media, it's platform providers as activists.
00:21:24.000 Taking away your voice because they're fucking Bolsheviks at the end of the day and all they care about is power.
00:21:29.000 That's why you see these Jewish liberals saying, yeah, fuck Israel.
00:21:32.000 I don't care.
00:21:33.000 I just need to win.
00:21:34.000 I'll be totally pro... What's it called?
00:21:37.000 BDS?
00:21:38.000 That boycotting Israel thing?
00:21:40.000 I'll be pro that, they say.
00:21:42.000 As long as I win.
00:21:43.000 Trump tries to help thwart... I gotta stop saying thwart.
00:21:46.000 Tries to help discourage BDS and they go...
00:21:53.000 Uh, they make that into anti-semitism?
00:21:55.000 Anyway.
00:21:57.000 Police officials say they have formed a new unit within the Department's Intelligence Bureau known as the Racially and Ethnically Motivated Extremism, R-E-M-E, or REAM.
00:22:07.000 Okay, so I assume this is your best conceivable example of REAM, is it not?
00:22:12.000 Or the West Side Highway.
00:22:14.000 That was, uh, Ethnically Motivated Extremism, was it not?
00:22:18.000 How about Antifa beating the shit out of Trump supporters at my talk on October 12th and getting away with it?
00:22:25.000 And then picking a fight with Proud Boys who are on their way home, losing the fight, and being rewarded with four years in prison to their opponents.
00:22:36.000 Uh, that will be primarily dedicated to investigating terror threats from far-right and neo-nazi organizations, including groups like the At- Atomwaffen Division.
00:22:47.000 And the Proud Boys.
00:22:47.000 What?
00:22:48.000 What the hell is that?
00:22:49.000 Touching.
00:22:50.000 Look, they're touching.
00:22:52.000 What the fuck is the Atomwaffen?
00:22:55.000 I'm gonna look this up.
00:22:56.000 How do you spell that?
00:22:58.000 See?
00:22:59.000 How do you not know how to spell that?
00:23:01.000 Atomwaffen?
00:23:01.000 Yeah.
00:23:04.000 The Atomwaffen.
00:23:06.000 Atomwaffen Division is a neo-nazi terrorist network based in the southern United States.
00:23:11.000 It has since expanded across the United States.
00:23:14.000 Who the fuck are these guys?
00:23:18.000 Interesting.
00:23:19.000 Yeah, they're full-on swastika-zieg-heiling Nazis.
00:23:24.000 No ands or buts about it.
00:23:28.000 And then they're lumped in with Proud Boys who are multiracial, pro-Israel, there's an Israeli chapter, tons of black dudes, tons of gay dudes.
00:23:38.000 I said that to this gay guy who was giving me shit about them, and I said, okay, so it's a homophobic group?
00:23:44.000 What about the gay Proud Boys?
00:23:46.000 And he goes, they have internalized homophobia.
00:23:51.000 Well then how do I know they're gay?
00:23:53.000 Wouldn't they be in the closet?
00:23:55.000 Hi, I'm gay, but I fucking hate gays.
00:24:01.000 John Miller, the Commissioner of the Intelligence Division, said the far-right extremist groups are not that different in nature from Islamic extremist groups like Al-Qaeda.
00:24:09.000 So, Proud Boys fighting Antifa in the Upper West Side is the same as the terrorists on the West Side Highway killing, what, eight people?
00:24:18.000 Or the bombs that went off in Manhattan last year.
00:24:21.000 The ones that went off, the ones that we stopped from going off.
00:24:25.000 The countless attacks that have happened in Times Square that our hard-working policemen have stopped, prevented from happening.
00:24:34.000 Or how about a little thing called 9-11?
00:24:37.000 Isn't that sort of making you a little bit nervous?
00:24:39.000 Some things happened that day.
00:24:41.000 Some people did some things.
00:24:42.000 No, it's all the same.
00:24:44.000 There's no different recipe, except our offenders are likely to be on the ground here, he said in an interview.
00:24:49.000 So Proud Boys are ISIS.
00:24:52.000 Mayor Bill de Blasio announced the unit's creation on Wednesday at City Hall, just a day after a gun battle in Jersey City, during which, look at this, she doesn't mention anything about black Hebrew Israelites, so if you're just reading this from outer space, you go, just a day after a gun battle in Jersey City, during which two people with guns
00:25:13.000 What the hell?
00:25:14.000 You have to really try hard to do that.
00:25:17.000 I'm impressed.
00:25:18.000 Who are these?
00:25:19.000 Hate spree!
00:25:20.000 Two people with guns!
00:25:21.000 It's the same as the 9-11 thing where she goes, some people did some things.
00:25:26.000 Two people with guns open fire at two different locations including a kosher supermarket killing three bystanders and a Jersey City detective.
00:25:33.000 So you'd read that and you'd go, oh my god, white supremacists are in Manhattan killing Jews.
00:25:40.000 All right, it's at this point where we jump ahead and see
00:25:43.000 What happened?
00:25:45.000 This was 1-8.
00:25:48.000 Sometimes you have to go to Israeli news sources to find out what's happening here.
00:25:52.000 Because secular liberal Jews in New York are such Bolsheviks that they jeopardize the safety of Jews.
00:26:01.000 So you have to go to Orthodox Jews, Hasidic Jews, to see the Jewish, to see, to find out when Jews are under siege.
00:26:09.000 They're the only ones who recognize it.
00:26:12.000 Shocking, yes, thank you.
00:26:14.000 Shocking.
00:26:15.000 Onlookers at scene of J.C.
00:26:17.000 Taratak blame the Jews.
00:26:19.000 Why isn't this anywhere but Israeli media?
00:26:24.000 Explain that to me, please.
00:26:26.000 A woman couldn't be heard saying, I blame the Jews.
00:26:29.000 We never had a shooting like this until they came.
00:26:31.000 This is like, this isn't a year after the shooting.
00:26:34.000 Wow.
00:26:35.000 This is while they're cleaning up.
00:26:37.000 This is at the scene.
00:26:39.000 And they said, because of Jew shenanigans.
00:26:41.000 Jew shenanigans.
00:26:41.000 But you can hear her say this.
00:26:43.000 Scroll down.
00:26:44.000 They have it on video.
00:26:45.000 Wow.
00:26:46.000 Where are the, where's the New York Times?
00:26:50.000 We have like this esoteric Israeli group going down and doing interviews because our journalists are activists and this doesn't fit their narrative.
00:26:58.000 That sounds crazy, but that's exactly what's going on.
00:27:07.000 I blame the Jews.
00:27:11.000 Just pause.
00:27:12.000 Do you get her logic here?
00:27:14.000 That the Jews brought on this shooting and that stray bullets were going and jeopardizing other people.
00:27:22.000 It's sort of like when Pamela Geller had that Mohammed thing and two terrorists came to kill her and they got killed by security and the headline was Pamela Geller puts on art show that leaves two men dead.
00:27:35.000 Well sort of.
00:27:38.000 Two murderers dead.
00:27:41.000 Because victims exist, we have rape.
00:27:45.000 Go ahead with this.
00:27:45.000 They'd be killing us, what?
00:27:56.000 Just pause.
00:27:58.000 If this had been The Other Way Around, they'd be killing us.
00:27:59.000 So does that mean if it was Nazi skinheads coming to kill two black people in a white neighborhood, wait, who would they be killing?
00:28:09.000 The Other Way Around.
00:28:10.000 What's The Other Way Around?
00:28:11.000 Who's who in your reverse scenario?
00:28:14.000 Jewish people?
00:28:15.000 Well, black Hebrew Israelites do consider themselves Jews.
00:28:19.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:28:19.000 The Other Way Around.
00:28:20.000 Other Way Around.
00:28:21.000 Look how black people act.
00:28:22.000 We can't do it to them?
00:28:24.000 We can't do it to them?
00:28:27.000 Why can't we kill Jews?
00:28:30.000 Oh, that's one of the freakiest part, I thought.
00:28:34.000 Civilian?
00:28:34.000 What are they?
00:28:35.000 Yeah, my child's just because Jews made me kill them.
00:28:48.000 Wait, is she talking about the black Israelite Jews?
00:28:50.000 No, she's talking about the kosher Jews who run the grocery store.
00:28:54.000 Those aren't actual Jews though, the black people are Jews, so... You know, maybe she's like... No, but isn't that term civilian disturbing?
00:29:01.000 Yeah.
00:29:02.000 So people with yarmulkes are not civilians.
00:29:05.000 They're public... There's black people, there's white people, and then there's... I don't know, are they military?
00:29:10.000 Now they're in the Israeli army now if they have a yarmulke on?
00:29:13.000 Or private citizens?
00:29:14.000 I don't... They're not civilians.
00:29:17.000 My kids are stuck at school just because someone made me shoot them.
00:29:25.000 Take that shit somewhere else.
00:29:26.000 What shit?
00:29:26.000 It's a kosher grocery store!
00:29:29.000 That's great.
00:29:29.000 Can you imagine if this was MAGA?
00:29:32.000 Can you imagine if this was Trump people with MAGA hats?
00:29:47.000 Saying any of this, holy shit, we'd all be arrested.
00:29:52.000 Seems like there's, they didn't have to try that hard to hear some of that.
00:29:57.000 Anti-Semitism is on the rise if you include Islam and other groups.
00:30:03.000 That's been my experience, but it's still, like, it's still Proud Boys are getting the front, front, are in the header of the New York Times.
00:30:14.000 Oh, and then she goes on in this article to talk about the Anti-Defamation League that said there were 50 deaths in 2018 from mass shootings and they were all right-wing extremism.
00:30:27.000 Now, we're at the point now where this narrative where people say things and all I have to do is sit down in your living room and go... No, that doesn't make sense.
00:30:39.000 I'm thinking of the past 10 years.
00:30:40.000 There was San Bernardino.
00:30:42.000 There's... I won't count 9-11 if that makes you feel better.
00:30:46.000 There was the Paul Sorlando shooting.
00:30:51.000 There was the synagogue in Pittsburgh.
00:30:53.000 That was horrific.
00:30:54.000 That was one.
00:30:55.000 But the pattern seems to be mental illness and Islam.
00:31:00.000 Seems to be the predominant one.
00:31:01.000 But 50 shootings?
00:31:04.000 I mean 50 people dead from shootings in 2018?
00:31:06.000 That was all Nazis?
00:31:09.000 There's Dylan Roof!
00:31:11.000 So I just took a cursory glance at the ADL link, right?
00:31:18.000 And the crowbarring and pretzeling they have to do to get to this number is downright bizarre.
00:31:26.000 50 deaths, all right-wing extremists.
00:31:28.000 And they say, my favorite is this line, every perpetrator had ties to at least one right-wing extremist movement.
00:31:36.000 Although one had recently begun supporting Islamist extremism.
00:31:39.000 So the Orlando shooting was a right-wing extremist because he's a homophobe.
00:31:46.000 That's right-wing and he is technically within Islam.
00:31:49.000 He's considered a conservative.
00:31:51.000 He's definitely not a liberal Muslim, right?
00:31:53.000 So it's right-wing violence.
00:31:56.000 Okay.
00:31:57.000 Told you I didn't like right-wingers.
00:32:00.000 And then they have another one.
00:32:01.000 The perpetrator of a deadly shooting spree in a yoga studio in Tallahassee was connected to the misogynistic incel manosphere movement in the wake of this attack and similarly motivated spate of murders in Toronto.
00:32:13.000 So incels, these guys, these virgins who are getting so unlaid that they lose their minds, they're right-wing white supremacist extremists now.
00:32:24.000 Or this guy, the Waffle House guy.
00:32:27.000 He's one of those.
00:32:28.000 Remember this Waffle House shooting?
00:32:30.000 Um, that's number one, three.
00:32:33.000 They mentioned that too, as another example.
00:32:35.000 This is the guy who was nude at a mass shooting.
00:32:41.000 Yeah.
00:32:42.000 Sovereign citizen.
00:32:43.000 Sovereign citizens are not right wing.
00:32:45.000 They're no wing.
00:32:47.000 And this guy was clearly an absolute fucking lunatic.
00:32:53.000 All right.
00:32:56.000 Before we get it, so what we did here at Get Off My Lawn headquarters is we decided to go back, we did this in a previous episode, but I'm going to revisit it here.
00:33:05.000 We decided to go back over the past 10 years, because even my wife was saying, come on, you have to admit that there's been a lot of Nazi shootings in the past few years.
00:33:13.000 And I go, no, that's not the pattern.
00:33:16.000 That's the pattern in the media.
00:33:20.000 They look at Pittsburgh synagogue shooting and New Zealand mosque shooting and they go, Dylan Roof, right-wingers are on the loose, we need to suppress them.
00:33:30.000 What they're really saying is, I want to suppress the right or anyone who likes Trump or anyone who doesn't follow my crazy goon squad agenda, so I'm just gonna kind of pretend they're Nazis.
00:33:39.000 I'll make incels Nazis, I'll make sovereign citizens Nazis, and I'll make lunatics Nazis.
00:33:46.000 There, I got my numbers up.
00:33:47.000 Now 50 people dead.
00:33:49.000 No.
00:33:49.000 You wanna know who's dead from mass shootings?
00:33:52.000 And even the New York Times admits this.
00:33:55.000 Uh... 1-7.
00:33:58.000 Blacks.
00:34:01.000 But what took place at 6101 Prentiss Street on August 21st may say more about the nature of gun violence in the United States.
00:34:08.000 What are you doing, Ryan?
00:34:10.000 1-7.
00:34:10.000 Oh, this is the second email, right?
00:34:13.000 Nope.
00:34:14.000 Okay.
00:34:15.000 It's in the notes.
00:34:16.000 Continue on, I'll have it up.
00:34:19.000 Nature of gun violence in the United States.
00:34:20.000 Let me start again.
00:34:23.000 This shooting may say more about the nature of gun violence in the United States than any of those far more famous rampages.
00:34:30.000 It is a snapshot of a different sort of mass violence.
00:34:33.000 Stay on that picture.
00:34:35.000 That's mass shooting in America.
00:34:43.000 No, it's not because it erupts with anesthetic regularity.
00:34:47.000 It's because journalists are activists and this doesn't fit the narrative.
00:34:53.000 So they ignore the dead people that were at that bar.
00:34:59.000 Except to the mostly black victims, survivors, and attackers.
00:35:05.000 Again, this is the New York Times.
00:35:07.000 Show the link again.
00:35:09.000 Go to the top.
00:35:11.000 The New York Times.
00:35:13.000 Mass shooters and victims of mass shooters are black.
00:35:17.000 But that's just four or more.
00:35:19.000 I decided to go back over the past ten years and look at all the doozies.
00:35:23.000 Now, do you have this?
00:35:24.000 You have this email, right?
00:35:26.000 So, first of all, let me just, before we start, New Zealand I'm not including, obviously.
00:35:35.000 This is just America.
00:35:37.000 Because if you look at, if you want to look into New Zealand, then you're looking into the world.
00:35:42.000 If you want to look at the world, 90,000 Christians are murdered a year.
00:35:47.000 That's something like 230 a day, 250 a day or something.
00:35:52.000 Every single day those Christians, Coptic Christians murdered all over Egypt, children being crucified in Northern Iraq, churches, Christian churches just going in and getting shot to shreds like the walls are collapsing.
00:36:09.000 Ezra Levant has a Bible from a Christian church in Northern Iraq that was shot right clean through with a bullet, a jihadist bullet.
00:36:18.000 And I'm very ashamed to admit that I wanted it as some sort of like art piece that I would have like in plexiglass in my living room.
00:36:28.000 So their horror just became like a little accoutrement.
00:36:32.000 Next to my, like, rare Indian axe or something.
00:36:35.000 That's how shitty I can be sometimes.
00:36:37.000 I'm not proud of that.
00:36:38.000 Alright, so should we go through this briefly?
00:36:41.000 Just to give you some perspective, and to show you what a complete hack Allie Watkins is, and how easy it is for de Blasio and Cuomo to just invent bullshit like racially and ethnically motivated extremism, or REAM,
00:36:58.000 Even this, me saying this, they're going to say, uh, far right extremist Gavin McInnes starts having a meltdown after he finds out that the police will be watching him.
00:37:12.000 Police haven't not been watching me since Trump.
00:37:15.000 In fact, when I talk to my friends on my phone, I speak to the police because I know they're reading my texts.
00:37:20.000 And I say, come on guys, you have to admit that one was funny.
00:37:23.000 Alright, number one, Fort Hood, 13 dead, November 5th, 2009.
00:37:28.000 Nidal Hasan was radicalized in the military, he kept pushing Islam on his fellow soldiers, they didn't report it because they didn't want to appear xenophobic.
00:37:36.000 So the motive, number one, which is Fort Hood, I'm starting in 2009, I'm going back 10 years, radical Islam.
00:37:43.000 Got it?
00:37:45.000 San Bernardino, 14 dead, December 2nd, 2015.
00:37:50.000 Big jump there, six years.
00:37:52.000 Jihadist couple Syed Rizwan Farooq and Tashfeen Malik slaughtered a bunch of innocent people because they're infidels.
00:38:01.000 Motive two, radical Islam.
00:38:04.000 I'm not going through this telling you radical Islamic shootings.
00:38:07.000 I'm going through the biggest shootings, basically ten or more, but some of them are eight here, the biggest shootings of the past ten years and telling you the pattern.
00:38:16.000 It's just a coincidence that the first two have been radical Islam, because good news, New York Times, number three is white supremacy.
00:38:23.000 Charleston.
00:38:24.000 Nine dead.
00:38:25.000 June 17, 2015.
00:38:26.000 Dylann Roof did this.
00:38:28.000 This is everything that the left is saying.
00:38:31.000 This shooting was
00:38:34.000 Just as horrific.
00:38:34.000 This is radical, white supremacist, horrible, terrible.
00:38:38.000 You got it.
00:38:39.000 Good work.
00:38:41.000 Number three.
00:38:42.000 Number four.
00:38:42.000 Uh-oh.
00:38:44.000 The narrative is abandoned in just one shooting.
00:38:46.000 This was shortly after that.
00:38:50.000 No, sorry, but a year after that, June 12, 2016, radical Muslims who hated homosexuals shot up the Pulse nightclub.
00:38:57.000 A radical Muslim, I should say.
00:38:59.000 I went there with Milo.
00:39:00.000 We made out in front of that nightclub.
00:39:05.000 By the way, why didn't I get any whoopty-doos for that?
00:39:08.000 I saw these gays later, kissing in their living room, and there was a hashtag like, in your face, homophobes who shot up Pulse.
00:39:17.000 Dude, I was at Pulse.
00:39:18.000 We had bodyguards.
00:39:19.000 We were looking for snipers on the roof.
00:39:20.000 I was there the next day, making out with a man!
00:39:23.000 You know how gross that is when you're straight?
00:39:25.000 It's for the victims.
00:39:33.000 We got zero press about that because it didn't fit the narrative because we're far right.
00:39:37.000 So we're there defending gays.
00:39:39.000 Anyway, 49 dead.
00:39:42.000 Motive radical Islam.
00:39:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:47.000 Remember that guy who was so mad about the shooting in Orlando that he decided to twerk?
00:39:53.000 It's called twerk for peace.
00:39:55.000 And he was so outraged that gays were killed in Orlando.
00:39:58.000 Same page.
00:39:58.000 We're together.
00:40:00.000 Said he goes to Mike Pence's house and shakes his ass.
00:40:04.000 Huh?
00:40:05.000 Mike Pence?
00:40:06.000 Okay.
00:40:07.000 Oh yeah, Mike Pence said, America, fuck yeah, after the Pulse shooting.
00:40:13.000 And he said, in your face, bitches.
00:40:15.000 He said it was, the club got shut up because a bunch of gay shenanigans.
00:40:20.000 All right, number five, Las Vegas, 58 dead.
00:40:24.000 Why don't we know more about this, by the way?
00:40:26.000 This is one of the weirdest things in American history.
00:40:30.000 58 people dead and we have no idea what the fuck was going on.
00:40:34.000 I've heard a lot of Muslim rumors.
00:40:37.000 I've heard crazy shit like, and I hope this doesn't get me killed.
00:40:40.000 I'm not remotely suicidal by the way.
00:40:42.000 I've heard crazy shit like it was an arms deal where the FBI was selling weapons to ISIS.
00:40:49.000 In order to catch them, but ISIS sussed it out, killed everyone, then smashed the windows, and from two separate locations, like two separate windows, shot all those people, and then hightailed it out of there, and the FBI's kept it under wraps because it's so fucking embarrassing.
00:41:04.000 I'll take that.
00:41:05.000 We got nothing!
00:41:07.000 Holy shit, I look exactly like a used car salesman.
00:41:12.000 Is this the Ford Taurus?
00:41:15.000 Ford Taurus is a reliable vehicle.
00:41:16.000 Some people call it a boat.
00:41:17.000 You know, a lot of people don't want to buy the Toyota Corolla.
00:41:20.000 They say, oh, I want to buy American.
00:41:22.000 Half of these cars are more American than Ford.
00:41:23.000 Yeah.
00:41:24.000 What do you think Toyota's made?
00:41:26.000 If you don't go leather, you don't go clear coat, you don't get those extended rims, you're going to be regretting it.
00:41:34.000 Well, how much were those guys really pilfering?
00:41:36.000 Were they getting like 10% more than the car's worth?
00:41:39.000 And were they making like $200,000 and doing coke and fucking whores all night?
00:41:43.000 Those guys got a really bad rap.
00:41:45.000 Car salesman?
00:41:46.000 Yeah.
00:41:46.000 Yeah.
00:41:47.000 Because if you put it over a certain amount, then they can't help them with financing, so then it makes them not want to buy it or something like that.
00:41:51.000 I just heard a lot about this recently, and I'm like, oh.
00:41:54.000 To this day.
00:41:55.000 They can't rip you off two to grow up.
00:41:56.000 It's embarrassing to be a salesman.
00:41:58.000 Advice?
00:41:59.000 I never would have made any money at Vice if it wasn't for Shane Smith, the sales guy.
00:42:02.000 I never would have made any money at Rooster if it wasn't for Sebastian Eldridge, the sales guy.
00:42:07.000 I didn't have a salesman at Street Carnage.
00:42:09.000 We made zero dollars.
00:42:10.000 I didn't have a salesman at my restaurant.
00:42:13.000 We made zero dollars.
00:42:14.000 I had a salesman at Swarm.
00:42:15.000 We sold it for a mint.
00:42:18.000 You need a hipster, a hacker, and a hustler.
00:42:20.000 The hustler is the salesman.
00:42:23.000 Thanks a lot, used car salesman.
00:42:24.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:42:25.000 So that's Las Vegas, that's number five.
00:42:27.000 Number six, West Side Highway, eight dead.
00:42:31.000 Oh, by the way, sorry, for the motive, because I don't have anything, I put mental illness.
00:42:36.000 Number six, West Side Highway, eight dead.
00:42:38.000 Jihadist Saifullo Habibullavich Saipov murdered eight people because they're infidels, motive radical Islam.
00:42:46.000 Number seven, Sutherland Springs.
00:42:48.000 That's 26 dead, November 5th, 2017.
00:42:51.000 We're shooting in Texas in the Alamo.
00:42:53.000 He hit his mother-in-law.
00:42:54.000 This was a family feud.
00:42:56.000 Mental illness.
00:42:58.000 26 dead.
00:43:00.000 By the way, so the ADL is getting paid to research hate.
00:43:03.000 This took me like an hour.
00:43:05.000 And I have totally different results from them.
00:43:07.000 So they're sitting there ignoring shit like 26 dead in Sutherland Springs.
00:43:12.000 And just saying, let's kind of make it 2018, and then we'll make the incel a Nazi, the naked guy, the Waffle House guy, we'll make him a Nazi, the sovereign citizen, and then we can get our numbers up.
00:43:24.000 And then we can say, it's fucking Proud Boys killing everyone!
00:43:29.000 Number eight, Pittsburgh Synagogue.
00:43:31.000 This is like the Dylann Roof thing is everything the left said it is.
00:43:34.000 They are correct.
00:43:36.000 Robert Gregory Bowers is as evil as everyone says.
00:43:39.000 You're not being lied to about this shooting.
00:43:41.000 That was white supremacy.
00:43:43.000 Number nine, Parkland shooting, 17 deaths.
00:43:46.000 Nicholas Cruz.
00:43:47.000 I've heard the right try to make him into a Muslim because he said Allah Akbar on his Instagram.
00:43:54.000 I've heard the left say that he's a Nazi and he had swastikas on his gun.
00:44:00.000 It's undeniable the guy was a complete fucking lunatic.
00:44:03.000 Nicholas Cruz, the Hispanic man, is not a white supremacist.
00:44:08.000 So we're putting that under white supremacy.
00:44:11.000 Number 10, Santa Fe High, 10 dead.
00:44:14.000 Another weird team named Dimitrios Pagourtsis.
00:44:19.000 Just an absolute nut bar.
00:44:24.000 Then we have number 11, Thousand Oaks shooting, 13 dead.
00:44:27.000 That was November 7th, 2018.
00:44:29.000 He himself said, I had no reason to do it.
00:44:31.000 That's mental illness.
00:44:33.000 Number 12, Virginia Beach shooting, 13 dead.
00:44:38.000 That's May 31st, 2019.
00:44:39.000 Disgruntled employee.
00:44:40.000 They fired him for being nuts.
00:44:42.000 He couldn't take it because he is nuts.
00:44:43.000 Way to prove to your employers that they were wrong to fire you for being nuts, by the way.
00:44:48.000 I'm not crazy.
00:44:48.000 Look at this.
00:44:49.000 You think I'm crazy?
00:44:51.000 But a crazy person would do that?
00:44:54.000 Mental illness.
00:44:55.000 El Paso, 22 dead.
00:44:57.000 The guy appeared to have a big problem with immigrants.
00:44:59.000 I'll make this white supremacy, but why is it a given that anti-Semites are white supremacists or that someone who's anti-immigration is a white supremacist?
00:45:12.000 Immigration isn't a race.
00:45:14.000 And the Sardev brothers shouldn't have come here.
00:45:17.000 I'm anti Sardev brothers coming here.
00:45:19.000 They're white.
00:45:22.000 It was a white guy that killed people on the West Side Highway, a white Muslim.
00:45:26.000 Is that white supremacy?
00:45:28.000 If a blood kills a crypt, does he hate black people?
00:45:31.000 Yeah.
00:45:32.000 So Virginia Beach shooting, that was mental illness.
00:45:34.000 El Paso, 22 dead.
00:45:36.000 We'll give it to you though, white supremacy, fine.
00:45:39.000 Dayton shooting, 10 deaths.
00:45:41.000 Connor Stephen Betts was an alt-left radical and Antifa member.
00:45:45.000 The media has totally glazed over this fact in their reporting and focus on guns.
00:45:49.000 That was Antifa.
00:45:50.000 So let's just go back here.
00:45:52.000 Do you want to pull this up on the screen?
00:45:54.000 What's up?
00:45:55.000 White supremacy.
00:45:57.000 Death count in the past 10 years.
00:45:59.000 11, 22, and 9.
00:46:01.000 That's three shootings with 42 dead.
00:46:09.000 Antifa.
00:46:10.000 One shooting, ten dead.
00:46:12.000 Now, I can tell you reams of other Antifa-related deaths, life's ruins, suicides, jail sentences.
00:46:21.000 I'll do a whole video on the carnage that Antifa has wrought.
00:46:24.000 Yet, Ali Watkins calls them anti-fascist activists.
00:46:29.000 Yeah, that's what they are.
00:46:31.000 Radical Islam.
00:46:34.000 13-14-49-8, that's four shootings slash attacks, 84 dead.
00:46:40.000 Now, I'll admit, the Westside Highway was not a shooting, that was a truck.
00:46:44.000 It's not easy to get a gun in Manhattan.
00:46:45.000 So I'm including this on the list.
00:46:47.000 I don't think that's egregious.
00:46:50.000 So white supremacy is 42 dead.
00:46:53.000 Radical Islam is 84 dead.
00:46:55.000 Radical Muslims are male.
00:46:58.000 They're 1% of the population in America.
00:47:00.000 So that's 0.5%.
00:47:02.000 You're telling me that everyone who voted for Trump is a Nazi or white supremacist, right?
00:47:06.000 We have a white supremacist in the White House.
00:47:07.000 So let's say it's about half the population.
00:47:11.000 That's three, so 360, so 130.
00:47:14.000 So 70 million are male.
00:47:16.000 So 70 million people are committing half the murders that radical Islamists are.
00:47:25.000 And they are a fraction of 1%.
00:47:27.000 You see the problem with disproportionate?
00:47:30.000 Yet, de Blasio is focused on the Manhattan Nazi Club.
00:47:36.000 And then, of course, the winner is mental illness.
00:47:40.000 58, 26, 17, 10, 13, 13, that's six shootings, 137 dead.
00:47:47.000 That's 1.4 shootings a year over 10 years.
00:47:50.000 We clearly have two major problems here, radical Islam and mental illness.
00:47:53.000 Considering Muslims, blah, blah, blah, and I just said all that.
00:47:56.000 So the risk coming from Muslim, Islam in America is 3.2 million Muslims are as much of a threat as 173 million Americans.
00:48:04.000 That's including males and females together.
00:48:06.000 You half that if you just use male.
00:48:08.000 And there's a bunch I didn't include.
00:48:10.000 Like the STEM School Highlands Ranch.
00:48:12.000 One dead, eight injured.
00:48:15.000 But that was only one dead.
00:48:17.000 So this whole notion of radicalization online is a myth, and this whole idea of white supremacy taking over is a myth.
00:48:25.000 But I think it's worth looking in to the journalist, this activist journalist who is telling us why we're in danger, what's dangerous about society, and why this is a great example of white supremacy.
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00:50:18.000 So who is telling us what's happening in the world?
00:50:21.000 And I'm realizing now that everyone's just turned into a bunch of women.
00:50:24.000 This is Women Nation.
00:50:26.000 Especially the left, especially the New York Times.
00:50:28.000 And they're emotional, they're more emotional.
00:50:30.000 So they don't give a shit about facts.
00:50:32.000 They just go, oh, right-wing extremists, Proud Boys, there was a shooting, anti-Semitism.
00:50:39.000 There, I'm done.
00:50:41.000 That guy with the dog is there to stop the Nazi skinheads that are taking over Manhattan.
00:50:46.000 I saw a Nazi skinhead about a month ago.
00:50:49.000 I was in Maryland.
00:50:52.000 It's a name like Aberdeen.
00:50:54.000 I forget the name of it, but it's where there's a big baseball tournament thing.
00:50:57.000 And at the shitty little small motel, I walked by a skinhead and I recognized, I think he had the white power crosshairs thing on his forearm.
00:51:06.000 And I could tell by his mutton chops and everything, this was it.
00:51:09.000 And I was sort of like gobsmacked because I went,
00:51:13.000 You're the guy, you're like the Grinch.
00:51:15.000 You're the thing we keep hearing about, the boogeyman.
00:51:18.000 It's like seeing Slenderman.
00:51:20.000 Oh my god, the thing everyone's talking about all day, every day, dominating news cycles.
00:51:26.000 There he is!
00:51:26.000 I didn't say anything, I just laughed like Chris Rock.
00:51:32.000 I just fucked it up.
00:51:36.000 Why?
00:51:37.000 Do his laugh.
00:51:40.000 I don't know if I can.
00:51:41.000 Lot of racial shit!
00:51:42.000 Lot of racial shit!
00:51:43.000 Lot of racial shit!
00:51:44.000 It's yeah!
00:51:45.000 I love Waffle House!
00:51:47.000 I can't do it anymore.
00:51:49.000 I love Waffle House!
00:51:52.000 He talks like someone that has a gun to his head and says, be Chris Rock.
00:51:55.000 Now, okay!
00:51:56.000 I'm Chris Rock!
00:52:00.000 I love Waffle House!
00:52:03.000 Chris, you talk like a person has a gun to their head trying to be you.
00:52:08.000 It's okay, you're you.
00:52:10.000 All right, so who is Allie Watkins?
00:52:12.000 Who is she?
00:52:14.000 She's a chick who got caught having sex with her sources.
00:52:19.000 New York Times reporter who slept with Senate intel leaker has a problem with jaw-dropping tweets from the past.
00:52:24.000 So this article, I kind of have to pull it up on my own here, this article isn't so much about her sex life, which isn't that such a lame way to start your career?
00:52:38.000 I mean, you're a woman, you wanna prove that you can make it with the big boys, and you just, you do, you use your sex, you use your body, use that one thing, the most sacred thing a woman has, that's why men pay so much for it, her chastity.
00:52:54.000 The secret power.
00:52:55.000 Why don't I just blow my chastity?
00:52:56.000 It's sort of like God gives you savings as a woman, and goes, here's your chastity, it's worth infinity dollars, but don't dip into it unless you really need to.
00:53:04.000 Like, get married, and then you can spend it on him.
00:53:07.000 She's like, okay.
00:53:12.000 So right out of journalism school or wherever she went, she's an intern for like an hour and a half and then she's right down to sex for information.
00:53:21.000 Right out of the gate!
00:53:22.000 I've noticed this too with big dudes.
00:53:25.000 If you ever get in an argument with someone that's like 6'5".
00:53:27.000 Cause that's their power.
00:53:28.000 Yeah.
00:53:28.000 And you'll go, that's bullshit Jerry.
00:53:31.000 And he'll go, oh it is, is it?
00:53:32.000 Is it bullshit?
00:53:33.000 And then he's all on your grill and you go, what?
00:53:36.000 I don't, I don't get it.
00:53:37.000 Now your argument is that you're tall.
00:53:38.000 Right.
00:53:39.000 And he's threatening you in the fight.
00:53:41.000 He's using his power, his thing.
00:53:44.000 I'm beyond angry.
00:53:46.000 That's what I say when that happens to me.
00:53:49.000 I'm beyond angry.
00:53:54.000 So she's having sex with this dude, Michael, no, who was it?
00:53:59.000 Senate Intelligence Committee, James A. Wolfe, right?
00:54:03.000 She's a child, basically, at this point.
00:54:05.000 20-something.
00:54:06.000 And so she's getting these leaks, and she has the audacity to say that the Intel Committee was frustrated by a constant dribble of leaks.
00:54:17.000 Well, someone is getting a bunch of leaks they don't deserve.
00:54:21.000 Wonder who it could be.
00:54:22.000 Apparently the Intel Committee's really pissed.
00:54:26.000 Then, she says maybe it's President Donald Trump's lawyers.
00:54:32.000 Trumpster lawyers will leak info about upcoming appearances, blame the committee, and then use... Oh shit, I clicked away.
00:54:39.000 And then use a pretext not to cooperate.
00:54:42.000 Yeah, so she's accusing Trump's lawyers doing exactly what she's literally doing, but with conjecture.
00:54:48.000 Like, talk about the balls.
00:54:50.000 Is this woman trans?
00:54:52.000 According to the indictment, Wolf began dating Watkins, who previously worked at BuzzFeed.
00:54:57.000 You don't say!
00:54:58.000 Politico in 2013 when she was an undergrad student working as a news intern.
00:55:04.000 Even more stunning that the tweets above are two in 2013 of Watkins commenting on the Zoe Barnes character House of Cards.
00:55:11.000 Oh yeah, so I guess I don't watch House of Cards, but I guess there's some disgusting slut whore character on it who fucks everything that moves in order to further her career.
00:55:22.000 And what does Ali Watkins say?
00:55:24.000 I wanted to be Zoe Barnes.
00:55:26.000 Until episode 4.
00:55:27.000 Sleeping with your source?
00:55:29.000 Especially a vindictive congressman?
00:55:31.000 Bad life choice.
00:55:33.000 You mean what you're doing?
00:55:35.000 So, she's admitting that what she was doing was a bad life choice.
00:55:40.000 And her tweet pretty much admits that, like, hey, I'm just kidding, but what if I did exactly what that chick did?
00:55:46.000 Yeah, she even crowdsourced the idea in a second tweet, including a totally kidding hashtag.
00:55:51.000 So on a scale of one to ethical, how does everyone feel about pulling a real Zoe Barnes for story ideas?
00:55:58.000 And she goes, ah, totally kidding!
00:56:00.000 House of cards.
00:56:02.000 Wolf initially denied that he had a relationship with Watkins, identified in court papers as reported to, until confronted with photos of them together.
00:56:10.000 I'll pull Larry Barnes for story ideas.
00:56:13.000 I'll have sex with you if you'll do a better job.
00:56:16.000 That's how desperate I am.
00:56:19.000 For you to get your shit together.
00:56:22.000 And then you go, alright, well that's some radical right-wing fake news site.
00:56:27.000 No, the New York Times itself, 1-6, reported on Allie Watkins' shenanigans.
00:56:36.000 That's becoming my new favorite word.
00:56:37.000 How an affair between, I love the way, so the New York Times is doing, this is basically a PR firm now.
00:56:43.000 Like they were purchased by Carlos Slim, rescued from bankruptcy, and then soon after started doing fawning pieces on how wonderful this Mexican billionaire is, who's made money tapping illegals who make calls home and send money home.
00:56:58.000 That's how he made his fortune.
00:56:59.000 I think he's worth 60 billion?
00:57:04.000 Uh, and then they just wrote about how awesome Carlos Slim is, how great it is to wire money home, etc.
00:57:08.000 They became a PR firm.
00:57:10.000 So now they're a PR firm for their own corrupt journalists.
00:57:14.000 How does she still have a job?
00:57:16.000 At the New York Times!
00:57:17.000 So listen to the tone here.
00:57:19.000 How an affair between a reporter and a security aide has rattled Washington media.
00:57:24.000 It's just an affair.
00:57:25.000 Why are you guys so rattled?
00:57:26.000 Yeah, why are you- imagine this was a dude?
00:57:28.000 You guys are rattled over an affair.
00:57:30.000 Dollar, uh, petty.
00:57:33.000 Mr. Wolf, again, Wolf is the Senate Intelligence Committee aide.
00:57:41.000 It's so weird that the president has aides, right?
00:57:44.000 This is written, by the way, like a love novel.
00:57:48.000 The Pearl Bracelet arrived in May 2014.
00:57:48.000 Yeah.
00:57:49.000 And what is it with, I've noticed this with liberal media, they always have like three people working on a story.
00:57:53.000 You can't do a story by yourself?
00:57:56.000 You need Emily Flitter's help?
00:57:58.000 Scott?
00:57:59.000 The Pearl Bracelet arrived in, let me read that.
00:58:02.000 Arrived in May 2014 in the spring of Allie Watkins' senior year in college.
00:58:06.000 A graduation gift from a man many years her senior.
00:58:09.000 It was the sort of bauble that might imply something more deeply felt than friendship.
00:58:14.000 But then again, might not.
00:58:17.000 Anyway, Mr. Wolf 57 was arrested on June 7th and charged with lying to investigators about his contacts with Ms.
00:58:22.000 Watkins and three other journalists.
00:58:23.000 Watkins, a Washington-based reporter for the New York Times, had her email and phone records seized by federal prosecutors.
00:58:23.000 Ms.
00:58:30.000 Yet she's the one you ask about Hayden, New York.
00:58:34.000 The revelation of Ms.
00:58:35.000 Watkins affair with Mr. Wolf stunned many journalists who had watched her ascent from college age intern to rising star in the sensitive field of security reporting.
00:58:45.000 Hmm.
00:58:47.000 She had just been a college-age intern and was all of a sudden a major go-to journalist for security reporting, some of the hardest reporting there is.
00:58:58.000 If I was a poker-tudinous young lady with a healthy libido,
00:59:04.000 and a penchant for sexual techniques, how would I go from loser intern that no one paid attention to, to one of the top most well-informed security journalists, security reporters in the country?
00:59:18.000 Just gotta open that mouth.
00:59:20.000 I, if it was me and I was her, I would blow my way to the top.
00:59:24.000 I'm not accusing her of doing that.
00:59:27.000 Their relationship played out in the insular world of Washington where young ambitious journalists compete for scoops while navigating relationships with powerful older sources.
00:59:35.000 If only there was a way to skip ahead when you're dealing with disgusting old creeps.
00:59:42.000 So if there's only a way to get their attention, if there was only a thing that they could touch or a pair of things that they could touch and perhaps decorate with a, say, a pearl necklace,
00:59:54.000 Instead of a Pearl Bracelet.
00:59:57.000 Maybe the Pearl Bracelet was that, too.
00:59:58.000 That's a hint.
00:59:59.000 Wink.
01:00:00.000 It says wink on the beads.
01:00:01.000 She received a Pearl Bracelet from her informant and quickly washed it off with an old t-shirt.
01:00:08.000 Was it a Pearl Bracelet at the beginning?
01:00:09.000 I don't know.
01:00:10.000 Yeah, yeah, it was.
01:00:11.000 Mr. Wolf, who was married, but whose wife now lives in Connecticut, retired quietly in December shortly after investigators questioned him about possible leaks.
01:00:25.000 How do these, how do these, is it, we're so desperate for female journalists that we'll take any Tom Dickens slutty who walks in the door.
01:00:31.000 They're having a fun time.
01:00:34.000 Like, what's their angle of this?
01:00:36.000 It was love.
01:00:39.000 They had, he wasn't giving her leaks.
01:00:44.000 Okay, he was, but that was just a coincidence.
01:00:47.000 How do you possibly defend that?
01:00:49.000 What did the New York Times headline say?
01:00:51.000 It was like, Shook Washington to its core!
01:00:54.000 Yeah, how it rattled.
01:00:55.000 How a sexually libidinous woman shocked Washington because they weren't ready for that kind of hotness.
01:01:01.000 As rattled.
01:01:03.000 Sizzle sizzle.
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01:03:33.000 This is a meme.
01:03:34.000 This is Don Lamon, 2-0, talking about a meme and inadvertently becoming a meme himself.
01:03:42.000 Like, we gotta record this and make it a video hit.
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01:03:53.000 Jack Ma is.
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01:03:56.000 Caesar is, yeah, the guy who sent 40,000 to Ukraine, the 90 day fiancé.
01:04:00.000 But check out Don Lamond's reaction to a pretty amusing quip.
01:04:05.000 A funny little joke.
01:04:06.000 In addition to all the lies, and all the blustering at tonight's rally,
01:04:12.000 What's Trump blustering at a rally?
01:04:13.000 Isn't that what you're supposed to bluster?
01:04:14.000 What's wrong with his eyes?
01:04:26.000 I do.
01:04:26.000 It's incongruous the way he talks and then you imagine him with like long hair and going, you are about to witness amongst the lies and the blustering, like imagine him with a purse.
01:04:37.000 Yeah.
01:04:38.000 He's like in your face.
01:04:39.000 But not an overly feminine woman, just a regular woman.
01:04:41.000 No, not a feminine woman at all.
01:04:43.000 Just a regular woman.
01:04:44.000 He's like, what's her name?
01:04:46.000 The girl that was in that movie with the mole here.
01:04:48.000 It's Tiffany Haddish.
01:04:50.000 He's like Tiffany Haddish.
01:04:51.000 Yeah.
01:04:52.000 Showing Trump as a supervillain Thanos.
01:04:54.000 Oh, pause!
01:04:55.000 That's my other favorite part.
01:04:58.000 That we live in an illiterate society where we treat superheroes like they're worth a piece of shit.
01:05:07.000 Like it's the new Bible, basically.
01:05:09.000 It's the new Bible.
01:05:10.000 And the way you can tell this is when people pronounce Thanos or whatever his fucking name is, they pronounce it like Muhammad.
01:05:17.000 Or Jesus.
01:05:18.000 Oh my god, you're right.
01:05:19.000 Ew.
01:05:19.000 So he's like making sure he has the perfect pronunciation of Thanos.
01:05:24.000 It's like Nicaragua.
01:05:25.000 You don't want to be disrespectful to the... No, I don't want to blaspheme the god Thanos.
01:05:29.000 Oh my god, you're right.
01:05:31.000 Ew!
01:05:31.000 I don't want to shit on their religion.
01:05:32.000 That is such a gross revelation.
01:05:33.000 So they took the Greek god Thanos.
01:05:37.000 Play it again, I gotta hear him say it.
01:05:38.000 From the Marvel Avengers movies.
01:05:41.000 Showing Trump as the supervillain Thanos.
01:05:43.000 Thanos.
01:05:44.000 From the Marvel Avengers movies.
01:05:47.000 Dispatching his democratic enemies.
01:05:50.000 Take a look at this.
01:05:51.000 Take a look at this joke.
01:05:53.000 See, just pause again, sorry.
01:05:55.000 They're fucking Puritans.
01:05:57.000 Like this whole Ali Watkins article calling a jokey men's club Atomwaffen.
01:06:04.000 They're against fun.
01:06:05.000 They're against jokes.
01:06:06.000 Calling Antifa anti-fascist activists.
01:06:09.000 They are fucking puritans.
01:06:12.000 Militant puritans.
01:06:14.000 This is a very amusing throwaway joke.
01:06:18.000 I noticed on Twitter, everyone kept talking about it.
01:06:20.000 That's actually right before Thanos.
01:06:22.000 Thanos.
01:06:23.000 Does.
01:06:24.000 Like anyone gives a shit what the plot of that stupid superhero movie is.
01:06:28.000 It's just a funny little quip, like grab her by the pussy.
01:06:32.000 It's not a political doctrine.
01:06:33.000 It's not a dictum.
01:06:35.000 It's not a tenet.
01:06:40.000 And this isn't Trump.
01:06:43.000 This is the Trump war room.
01:06:59.000 Cadbury Egg is not amused.
01:07:02.000 What are we, in junior high school?
01:07:04.000 Egg Lamon.
01:07:05.000 What the hell?
01:07:06.000 What is this?
01:07:08.000 It's a joke, you dweeb!
01:07:10.000 Get your ear pierced.
01:07:12.000 On live television, that's supposed to be an exciting... What, are you in high school?
01:07:16.000 Isn't he the guy that's on TV shit-faced on New Year's Eve?
01:07:20.000 That's him.
01:07:20.000 Babbling.
01:07:21.000 Yeah.
01:07:21.000 Blustering.
01:07:23.000 We're supposed to take you seriously?
01:07:24.000 Look at him.
01:07:26.000 I am not amused.
01:07:27.000 He's got deflated balloon eyes.
01:07:30.000 Well, he's old, dude.
01:07:31.000 We're old.
01:07:32.000 What?
01:07:33.000 It's a j- a joke.
01:07:35.000 J- J- Joke.
01:07:38.000 I cannot believe that I'm even having to report this on the news.
01:07:45.000 You're a meme!
01:07:46.000 You just became a meme!
01:07:48.000 This is crazy.
01:07:50.000 He's sensing so crazy.
01:07:51.000 Did you say sensing so crazy?
01:07:54.000 Ryan, he says sensing so crazy.
01:07:57.000 He has a meme, he's so crazy.
01:07:59.000 Pepper, man, he's sensing weird.
01:08:01.000 Sensing.
01:08:02.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
01:08:03.000 This is literally crazy.
01:08:05.000 Are you people insane?
01:08:06.000 Sure.
01:08:07.000 Yes.
01:08:08.000 I'm insane, Lamar.
01:08:14.000 Did he just see 9-11?
01:08:15.000 Is he talking to the Taliban right now?
01:08:17.000 He's under the impression that Disney and Pixar both collaborated to do that for Trump personally.
01:08:23.000 Did he just find out how many Yazidi women are raped by jihadist terrorists?
01:08:29.000 Did he just find out that 90,000 Christians are killed every year?
01:08:32.000 Are you insane?
01:08:37.000 Did you just hear about the white farmers in South Africa?
01:08:40.000 Kill, shoot the ball!
01:08:42.000 Go ahead.
01:08:43.000 Shoot to kill?
01:08:44.000 Democrats on Twitter do this stupid, silly... Yes.
01:08:49.000 You know what?
01:08:50.000 Shit.
01:08:51.000 You're against stupid, silly shit?
01:08:54.000 You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
01:08:56.000 When Trump said shit, shithole was all over their banner and everything.
01:09:00.000 They were saying shithole openly on CNN.
01:09:02.000 You could say shit.
01:09:04.000 What about De Niro?
01:09:06.000 Fuck Trump.
01:09:07.000 Juvenile meme game.
01:09:09.000 Yeah, I will.
01:09:11.000 And put it on your show.
01:09:13.000 But this wasn't written into law.
01:09:15.000 You could have not covered this too, by the way.
01:09:17.000 Yeah, this isn't the new tax code.
01:09:19.000 It's a meme.
01:09:20.000 You never heard of a meme?
01:09:22.000 You say the left can't meme, now the left can't handle memes.
01:09:25.000 Right.
01:09:26.000 They don't comprehend.
01:09:28.000 Why'd you say hend like that?
01:09:29.000 Like Thanos.
01:09:30.000 Because Thanos.
01:09:31.000 We won't record this meme.
01:09:33.000 You know Thanos can see you right now.
01:09:37.000 Stupid crap.
01:09:39.000 Is he talking to CNN?
01:09:40.000 History will record this.
01:09:42.000 Why are we covering this?
01:09:42.000 Aren't we supposed to be news?
01:09:44.000 He's about to slam dunk.
01:09:46.000 Seriousness of what is happening.
01:09:49.000 That today is the day that the House of Representatives in the United States of America
01:09:55.000 ...introduced articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States... You just Thanos'd us!
01:10:05.000 Thanos?
01:10:06.000 Thanos?
01:10:07.000 ...high crimes and misdemeanors.
01:10:09.000 Whoa.
01:10:11.000 I like how he drops the mic at the end.
01:10:14.000 High crimes and misdemeanors.
01:10:16.000 Great movie.
01:10:17.000 All right, let's take some calls.
01:10:19.000 Cut to a thing so we have a nice clip.
01:10:21.000 Yeah, let's... And then let's take some kizzles.
01:10:22.000 Do you want to tell people to get fired or whatever?
01:10:25.000 Yeah!
01:10:26.000 Let's end the show.
01:10:29.000 I use air quotes recklessly now.
01:10:31.000 They're just too handy.
01:10:34.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.