Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #34 | WINGIN IT

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00:00:24.000 Doesn't feel as good like that.

00:00:26.000 I'm kind of nervous.

00:00:28.000 Are you?

00:00:28.000 Yeah.

00:00:53.000 You didn't look nervous.

00:00:55.000 I think I ran out of things to talk about.

00:00:57.000 I think I ran out of things to say.

00:01:03.000 Hi everyone.

00:01:04.000 Hi America and Canada and Australia and a little bit of Britain. 0.98

00:01:08.000 Maybe some weird place like Brazil where some guy moved there and he fucking hates it. 0.65

00:01:14.000 And he watches this show to remind him of all the fun things. 0.96

00:01:17.000 I actually found that once when I was in England.

00:01:21.000 I was there for weeks.

00:01:23.000 I think it's when we were opening Vice UK or something, or maybe that pub, the old Blue Last.

00:01:27.000 But hearing a different accent all day, every day.

00:01:32.000 Oh, you're done.

00:01:33.000 Yeah, you're wrong.

00:01:34.000 So what we're going to be doing is... And you're just like, ugh.

00:01:38.000 So I would go to the bathroom, like at a pub, and I'd be alone, and I'd say, hello, how are you today? 0.97

00:01:45.000 The rain in Spain falls mainly, and talk North American so I could hear a normal accent, because I got so fucking sick.

00:01:54.000 And I like the British accent, by the way, all of them. 0.75

00:01:58.000 Wales, Scotland, upper class, lower class, I love them all, but nonstop, it gets, it starts to piss you off.

00:02:07.000 That's why I could never, I don't get those guys who are married to someone with an accent. 0.96

00:02:11.000 I feel like that would bug me, especially some shitty country like Ukraine. 1.00

00:02:16.000 And she's like, hi, I'm so glad that you're home. 0.97

00:02:19.000 We're making meatballs and schlucken tonight.

00:02:24.000 Oh, but I love meatballs.

00:02:25.000 Maybe we're making love later on.

00:02:28.000 Oh my god! 1.00

00:02:30.000 One time I fucked this girl from Malta and as I was finishing she says, oh you're coming in my pussy you fucking asshole. 1.00

00:02:42.000 I cracked up mid-orgasm. 1.00

00:02:44.000 Could you not?

00:02:45.000 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:02:48.000 Your wife's Glaswegian and you're boning her and she's like, oh that's fucking magic. 1.00

00:02:54.000 So is. 0.99

00:02:55.000 Go to gears another round and I hope you're not going to come soon by the way there big man.

00:03:00.000 Cause I'd like this for another at least five minutes in awe.

00:03:04.000 You know, Europeans are usually open about their sexuality more, so it takes kind of the fun out of it. 0.99

00:03:11.000 Yeah, good point, Ezra Levant.

00:03:13.000 It takes the fun right out of it.

00:03:15.000 Europeans are usually a lot more open about their sexuality.

00:03:19.000 You sounded exactly like Ezra Levant.

00:03:20.000 They're usually open about their sexuality.

00:03:22.000 Dude, Ezra's on fire!

00:03:24.000 Fire!

00:03:25.000 He's on fire!

00:03:28.000 Ezra is... You know what people don't get about Ezra Levant?

00:03:31.000 He's a redneck. 0.96

00:03:32.000 He grew up on a farm.

00:03:35.000 And he hadn't pissed, not in public.

00:03:40.000 How to piss in public?

00:03:43.000 Until he was like 18. 1.00

00:03:45.000 So when he moved to the city, he would just take out his dick and piss. 1.00

00:03:49.000 And then if someone had a problem with that, he'd fight them. 1.00

00:03:52.000 So he fought? 0.87

00:03:53.000 He might seem like a chubby little innocuous Jewish man, but he's a brawling redneck. 1.00

00:03:59.000 Imagine him with a trucker hat on and some cud. 0.94

00:04:04.000 Chewing his cud.

00:04:05.000 Yeah.

00:04:06.000 That's who Ezra is.

00:04:08.000 Anyway, let's just do a quick, the week in review, maybe two weeks in review of Ezra Levin. 0.99

00:04:14.000 One, he writes a book about Justin Trudeau, the Zoolander Prime Minister, who is the stupidest, most useless Prime Minister, and a great example of why I'm so sexist, why I'm such an anti-femite. 0.99

00:04:27.000 You know how anti-Semites blame everything on the Jews? 1.00

00:04:30.000 I am irrational. 0.94

00:04:31.000 And I am equally irrational as an anti-Semite, but it's women. 1.00

00:04:35.000 I blame everything on women. 1.00

00:04:36.000 And it's a it's a handicap. 0.69

00:04:38.000 I'm not proud of it.

00:04:41.000 But women elected Justin Trudeau. 1.00

00:04:46.000 And he is a fucking clown. 1.00

00:04:50.000 Ben Stiller's character in Zoolander would be a better prime minister. 1.00

00:04:54.000 And why did women elect him? 1.00

00:04:55.000 Because he's a hunk.

00:04:57.000 He's breathtakingly gorgeous, melt-in-your-mouth delicious, mile-high cheekbones, bee-stung lips.

00:05:06.000 Gorgeous.

00:05:07.000 His eyes are like swimming pools.

00:05:08.000 You could swim in. 1.00

00:05:10.000 I would fuck him. 1.00

00:05:10.000 Without a hesitation. 1.00

00:05:12.000 And if my wife found out, I'd go, uh, it's Justin Trudeau.

00:05:14.000 Are you out of your mind?

00:05:16.000 How are you even mad right now?

00:05:18.000 She's just jealous. 1.00

00:05:19.000 If Justin Trudeau wants to fuck you, whether you're male or female, it's rape. 1.00

00:05:22.000 Because you don't have a choice. 1.00

00:05:24.000 That's how hot he is.

00:05:26.000 Look at that. 0.88

00:05:27.000 What if that guy was like, could I blow you? 0.91

00:05:29.000 Oh my god, I'd start screaming help as I undid my pants. 0.82

00:05:33.000 Help! 0.98

00:05:34.000 Help! 1.00

00:05:35.000 This hunk is raping me! 1.00

00:05:36.000 The Westboro Baptist Church would give you a pass. 1.00

00:05:40.000 Well, he's cute. 1.00

00:05:41.000 God hates fags. 1.00

00:05:43.000 Gavin, by the way, was not a fag. 1.00

00:05:45.000 He had to let Justin Trudeau blow him. 0.99

00:05:48.000 I mean, look at him.

00:05:50.000 He actually is bi.

00:05:51.000 What?

00:05:52.000 Trudeau?

00:05:52.000 Yeah.

00:05:53.000 Ew.

00:05:53.000 There was a weird thing.

00:05:54.000 He was on some talk show way before he was Prime Minister and someone mentioned a threesome and he had this

00:06:02.000 Really creepy, careful what you wish for kind of thing.

00:06:05.000 You got to understand Quebecois.

00:06:07.000 He's not English. 1.00

00:06:08.000 He's French Canadian. 0.75

00:06:09.000 He's a frog, a Pepsi, as we call them.

00:06:13.000 And peppers, we call them peppers.

00:06:16.000 And that's a bad word.

00:06:18.000 Like it's, it's the N word for French Canadians. 0.98

00:06:21.000 Peppers are weird about sex. 0.98

00:06:23.000 Like peppers are to sex, about sex the same way dogs and insects are. 0.65

00:06:29.000 It's just a thing. 1.00

00:06:31.000 Like they don't even call it anal sex. 0.99

00:06:33.000 She'll say like, you can put it in the back. 0.99

00:06:37.000 And when you go to, it ruins strip clubs because strip clubs have to be kind of dark.

00:06:41.000 There's like a goth element.

00:06:43.000 It's kind of sick and wrong that you're there. 0.95

00:06:47.000 But there, the strip clubs in Quebec, it's just like the farmer's daughter who was horny. 1.00

00:06:53.000 Chose that profession.

00:06:54.000 Like, this one was good at math, she chose math. 0.66

00:06:56.000 This one wanted to stay home, she rose with family. 0.90

00:06:58.000 This one is very libidinous, so we sent her to the strip club. 1.00

00:07:01.000 So she's there, not even with high-heeled shoes on, but with bare feet, dancing nude, and you're like, eh, this is too natural.

00:07:08.000 They're hippies, I guess, is the word I'm looking for.

00:07:11.000 Um, see if you can find that video.

00:07:13.000 Justin Trudeau, creepy threesome talk show, maybe?

00:07:18.000 Yeah.

00:07:19.000 Ugh.

00:07:20.000 I tried searching.

00:07:20.000 And then he looks at the audience like, hmm.

00:07:24.000 Yummy.

00:07:27.000 Me likey.

00:07:28.000 Anyway.

00:07:29.000 Is it this first one here?

00:07:30.000 Does that look like it?

00:07:31.000 Let me see.

00:07:32.000 It's a pretty good talk show.

00:07:34.000 Is it Graham Norton?

00:07:36.000 No, no, no, no.

00:07:37.000 That's not it.

00:07:37.000 Okay.

00:07:38.000 That doesn't look like a pretty good talk show.

00:07:40.000 Here's how you'll know that you have the right one.

00:07:42.000 You won't be able to find it.

00:07:44.000 Ah.

00:07:45.000 Because, uh, you're really good at finding the wrong video. 1.00

00:07:49.000 Justin Trudeau, gay, anyway, fuck it. 1.00

00:07:52.000 So, women elected him. 1.00

00:07:55.000 This is the problem with giving women the vote. 1.00

00:07:57.000 They should have the right to vote, but should they vote?

00:07:59.000 They tend to focus on emotions.

00:08:02.000 Like Amy Siskind, she's a upper class activist, a lefty liberal, who I think is one of the worst people on the left right now.

00:08:13.000 And her and her little crew of rich housewives, they just want a woman to win. 1.00

00:08:18.000 She could be a fucking Nazi. 1.00

00:08:21.000 She could be planning the next Holocaust. 1.00

00:08:23.000 But as long as it's a woman, we're winning. 1.00

00:08:25.000 Because we need a woman. 1.00

00:08:26.000 Because she's a lesbian. 1.00

00:08:28.000 And lesbians put feminism above meritocracy and anything else. 1.00

00:08:36.000 Anyway, sorry, that's a very long... Wait a minute, what do you got there?

00:08:39.000 Killian Ryan?

00:08:41.000 Let me see that, that might be it.

00:08:43.000 No, that's not it.

00:08:51.000 Anyway, sorry, I'm not being very linear here.

00:08:55.000 So Ezra Levan writes a book about Justin Trudeau that is tentatively titled Justin Trudeau Sucks.

00:09:03.000 And he did it during the election because that's when it's most relevant, right?

00:09:08.000 Justin Trudeau sends investigators to investigate him for election tampering.

00:09:15.000 This is what you get when you you elect a male model. 0.98

00:09:18.000 So he's told to go to like the basically the equivalent of the CIA headquarters and speak to these detectives about tampering with the election.

00:09:28.000 You know how he tampered with the election?

00:09:30.000 He put out a book.

00:09:31.000 That's tampering.

00:09:33.000 You're trying to sway the election?

00:09:35.000 Yeah?

00:09:36.000 I don't think you know what tampering with an election means.

00:09:39.000 It has to be... You're forgetting the illegal part.

00:09:41.000 Like, is me not voting for Justin Trudeau tampering with an election?

00:09:45.000 I'm trying to sway the election!

00:09:48.000 So he filmed them, ridiculed them.

00:09:52.000 They said, you're not allowed to videotape here.

00:09:55.000 He did anyway.

00:09:56.000 Spent like, I don't know, 40 grand in lawyers fighting back saying, no, I'm allowed to videotape this and won.

00:10:03.000 So there's a victory there.

00:10:06.000 Pretty unbelievable, by the way, that the police are investigating you for writing a book.

00:10:11.000 That's all true.

00:10:12.000 It's not like it's fiction or he's lying.

00:10:14.000 That's a whole different set of rules.

00:10:16.000 And this is Justin Trudeau, by the way, who started a fund, something like $670 million, to support small media.

00:10:24.000 What it really is, is to bribe journalists into writing nice things about him.

00:10:28.000 He's not trying to save journalism.

00:10:30.000 And the funny thing is, Canada's a very small country.

00:10:33.000 It's about a tenth the size of America.

00:10:35.000 What's the population in Canada?

00:10:37.000 62 million or something?

00:10:39.000 So there's not that many people in media.

00:10:42.000 And when you throw $670 million at a problem... 37 million Canadians in 2019.

00:10:49.000 I was quite far off.

00:10:52.000 Wait a minute.

00:10:52.000 What's Britain?

00:10:53.000 Is Britain 62?

00:10:54.000 Because I remember when Britain and UK were about the same.

00:10:58.000 Any his.

00:10:59.000 It is around 63 million.

00:11:03.000 Yeah.

00:11:03.000 Okay.

00:11:03.000 So I was thinking of Britain.

00:11:06.000 So, uh, this, this male model is pouring so much money into the problem that it ends up being like 60 grand per person in media, like a really good bribe.

00:11:17.000 If you were just trying to bribe a criminal and you handed him an envelope with 60 grand and you go, wait, what are you? 0.99

00:11:22.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:11:24.000 I assume I have to kill someone. 1.00

00:11:27.000 No, that's just for you to be nice to me. 0.99

00:11:30.000 Okay.

00:11:30.000 That's not really how bribing works.

00:11:31.000 You're supposed to give me like 800 bucks. 1.00

00:11:34.000 Any his, um, so he writes this book, they pull him in, they say, Oh, you're fucked. 0.99

00:11:41.000 You've recorded us. 1.00

00:11:41.000 No, he's not fucked. 1.00

00:11:42.000 So that was a win, win, win, win, win. 0.98

00:11:45.000 That was what, when was that?

00:11:47.000 Like 10 days ago.

00:11:49.000 The hidden camera thing came out, uh, January 29th, January 29th.

00:11:55.000 Um, so a month ago, we'll say.

00:11:57.000 Three weeks, no, two weeks ago, whatever.

00:12:00.000 Then he sees Omar Khadr at the airport. 1.00

00:12:05.000 Omar Khadr is a fucking terrorist who murdered an American Marine, blinded a Canadian medic. 1.00

00:12:14.000 His father and their 1.00

00:12:18.000 Troop their crew have killed. 0.97

00:12:21.000 I'm gonna say hundreds of American soldiers He's been a trained terrorist since he was 15 That became he's a child soldier who have been brainwashed and so when he goes to Guantanamo, they say that's unethical that you put a child in Guantanamo He's a murderer 0.68

00:12:39.000 He's a soldier.

00:12:41.000 No, he wasn't a child and he wasn't a soldier. 1.00

00:12:43.000 He's a terrorist. 0.63

00:12:44.000 So Justin Trudeau, your gorgeous hunk that you ladies elected, gave him $10.5 million. 1.00

00:12:50.000 And who are these bitches surrounding Omar Khadr, by the way? 1.00

00:12:54.000 What is it with women? 1.00

00:12:56.000 Why are women so into this terrorist? 1.00

00:12:59.000 He's a bad boy. 0.99

00:13:00.000 Look at his smile.

00:13:02.000 He's got $10 million in the bank.

00:13:06.000 That's probably why they're surrounding him.

00:13:07.000 He started Vice Media.

00:13:11.000 You see the thing about Vice Media now?

00:13:13.000 It's like empty and for sale.

00:13:15.000 Well, we'll get to that.

00:13:15.000 That's interesting.

00:13:17.000 So that's two.

00:13:19.000 And by the way, if you go to the back to the beginning of that, you can hear Ezra's heart pounding because... Can I have a word?

00:13:27.000 Can I talk to you for a minute?

00:13:30.000 Can we take a selfie together?

00:13:33.000 If you want.

00:13:34.000 Can I ask you a couple of questions?

00:13:37.000 How did you get on the plane?

00:13:38.000 I thought you were on the no-fly list.

00:13:40.000 This is exactly what we figured would happen.

00:13:42.000 Why don't we go ahead and walk away from... So here's the deal with that, by the way.

00:13:47.000 I don't know why he's allowed to fly within Canada.

00:13:50.000 But the deal is, as long as he's never over American airspace, what?

00:13:56.000 If you go from Toronto to Halifax, which was that flight, you're going over... Toronto's very far south.

00:14:02.000 So you're going over Vermont.

00:14:04.000 So he was in American airspace.

00:14:06.000 But your Zoolander Prime Minister doesn't care. 0.98

00:14:08.000 And by the way, I know you don't give a shit about Canada, but Bernie Sanders is winning the DNC right now. 0.99

00:14:15.000 That's Justin Trudeau. 0.99

00:14:17.000 That's Canada.

00:14:17.000 That's socialism.

00:14:19.000 Canada and Britain are basically socialist countries.

00:14:22.000 Bernie wants us to push to that.

00:14:24.000 So I would like you to know what my hometown is like.

00:14:29.000 Prime Ministers question authors of books that criticize them.

00:14:34.000 Not that far from Cuba.

00:14:37.000 All right, so that's two with the Es, right? 0.99

00:14:41.000 Three! 1.00

00:14:44.000 Have you ever heard of Patrick Williams, the co-founder of Greenpeace?

00:14:49.000 He's the guy who started Greenpeace, big environmentalist, still an environmentalist.

00:14:55.000 Unfortunately, he's not following the leftist narrative of climate change and Manhattan's going to be underwater in a few years and we're all going to die and we should recycle all our coffee cups and that's the real issue and we need to spend more money on windmills and solar panels and all this shit.

00:15:13.000 He says, he's not in my notes,

00:15:14.000 He says controversial stuff like, buying wood is good for trees.

00:15:19.000 He goes, there's more trees around now than there have ever been.

00:15:22.000 Now he's including little seedlings and stuff.

00:15:26.000 There's obviously not the same amount of hundred-year-old redwoods, but he's right. 0.99

00:15:31.000 And he says, you want to encourage forestry?

00:15:34.000 Buy more wood.

00:15:35.000 Why aren't you looking up Patrick Williams, Greenpeace co-founder?

00:15:38.000 I put Ezra Levant Greenpeace.

00:15:43.000 Why Ezra Levant?

00:15:44.000 Don't worry about that.

00:15:45.000 I'm going to tell you the story.

00:15:47.000 There he is.

00:15:47.000 Patrick Moore.

00:15:48.000 Sorry.

00:15:49.000 Patrick Moore.

00:15:50.000 Wonderful guy.

00:15:52.000 Anyway, he's doing some talk in, I think, Regina, Saskatchewan.

00:15:59.000 He's doing some talk.

00:16:00.000 He's one of like 45 speakers.

00:16:02.000 And the lefties find out about it. 1.00

00:16:04.000 They hate him because he says horrible shit. 1.00

00:16:06.000 Like, carbon dioxide is great for the planet. 1.00

00:16:08.000 We don't need less CO2.

00:16:10.000 We need more.

00:16:10.000 In fact, if you look at the history of the planet, we have the least CO2 we've ever had.

00:16:17.000 We need more.

00:16:18.000 This is getting dangerous, he says.

00:16:21.000 Now to me, all of this just sounds like scientists.

00:16:24.000 And isn't this what science is?

00:16:26.000 You have hypotheses?

00:16:29.000 So this guy is just a scientist with what sounds to me, and I'm no scientist, what sounds to me like very reasonable hypotheses.

00:16:36.000 Hypotheses?

00:16:38.000 That's fine.

00:16:38.000 There's nothing wrong.

00:16:39.000 That's why we have free speech.

00:16:41.000 To hammer it out.

00:16:42.000 But no. 0.99

00:16:44.000 So all these hippie, lefty, scumbag commies go nuts, and they get him cancelled. 0.99

00:16:51.000 They have him kicked off the roster. 0.99

00:16:54.000 He's not doing it anymore.

00:16:55.000 Now, that's a big deal.

00:16:58.000 Because now, when the next group says, oh, we'd like to get Patrick Moore, they go, no, everyone gets really mad.

00:17:05.000 And of course, the media is on the side of the radical left, so when they're writing about it, they go, finally, we got that eco-Nazi Patrick Moore off the thing, that's really great news, and blah, blah, blah.

00:17:15.000 And you go, hmm, the media's totally on board with Patrick Moore being banned, but is that the general consensus?

00:17:23.000 I mean, if you check out my name on Twitter, it's people wanting to murder me, and then every time I go outside in a very liberal city like Manhattan, where 3 or 4% voted for Trump,

00:17:33.000 It's high fives and selfies and everything's great!

00:17:37.000 99% of the time.

00:17:38.000 95, I'll say.

00:17:39.000 Everything is 95.5 on this show. 0.97

00:17:44.000 So Ezra goes, this is what, he's just such a fucking, he's a happy warrior, is who he is. 1.00

00:17:51.000 And he goes, no, fuck that. 1.00

00:17:54.000 He's getting, we're doing the talk. 1.00

00:17:56.000 He had nothing to do with this original thing.

00:17:58.000 He just hears about this and he gets pissed off.

00:18:02.000 So he starts like the little, he's, I know I said he's a redneck, but he's also like a little,

00:18:07.000 He's a hedgehog.

00:18:09.000 He's a little woodchuck.

00:18:11.000 He's a little prairie dog.

00:18:13.000 See, he starts burrowing away in his little hole and making a little tunnel.

00:18:20.000 That's why his teeth look that way. 0.99

00:18:21.000 That's why his teeth are so shitty. 0.98

00:18:23.000 Refer to the other show earlier. 0.98

00:18:25.000 That's an inside joke for subscribers. 0.94

00:18:27.000 Oh shit, I forgot to mention our sponsor. 0.99

00:18:33.000 He got another venue for Patrick Moore. 1.00

00:18:36.000 Now Regina is a tiny town.

00:18:38.000 I think there's a quarter million total population.

00:18:41.000 He gets 2,000 people.

00:18:43.000 Well, I think there's 800 now, but it just happened like a few hours ago.

00:18:47.000 So he's going to get about 2,000 people to come to Patrick Moore's solo event.

00:18:52.000 In other words, the media was wrong.

00:18:55.000 People don't want

00:18:57.000 Him cancelled.

00:18:58.000 And now, when you think of Patrick Moore, you go, oh, the guy that sells out a massive 2,000 person place in a small town in Canada?

00:19:10.000 Looks like he is.

00:19:11.000 There is demand for him.

00:19:13.000 Tickets to Moore's range from $25 to $2,000.

00:19:14.000 He's going to make a mint!

00:19:20.000 That's pretty badass.

00:19:22.000 What's 25 times 2,000?

00:19:23.000 Well, let's raise that, right?

00:19:25.000 Obviously, the $2,000 are probably like a luncheon or something.

00:19:28.000 That's not that many people.

00:19:30.000 But let's just say $30, right?

00:19:32.000 95.5.

00:19:32.000 Times two.

00:19:33.000 95%. 1.00

00:19:33.000 My dad would fucking rape me if he knew I just did 2,000 times 30. 1.00

00:19:41.000 He would put a hot poker up my ass. 1.00

00:19:43.000 Are you stupid? 1.00

00:19:44.000 You're fucking dead! 1.00

00:19:46.000 2,000 times 30! 1.00

00:19:46.000 You're stupid! 1.00

00:19:49.000 What was the Trivial Pursuit thing? 1.00

00:19:52.000 This man knows nothing!

00:19:54.000 We're doing Trivial Pursuit, and he's getting all the science and geography and history right, but the pop culture he doesn't know.

00:19:59.000 And so they come to me, and it's like, so rock and roll was Chuck blank Barry or something, and he played what instrument?

00:20:08.000 And I'm like, I don't know. 0.98

00:20:10.000 So the one job I had, pop culture, I couldn't get, and he just fucking, he goes, 0.99

00:20:17.000 I do not want this man on my team! 1.00

00:20:20.000 He knows nothing!

00:20:21.000 And I was just like... Were you guys playing for fingers and toes?

00:20:29.000 He was so fucking mad. 0.98

00:20:31.000 In fact, I think when he hit his fists on the table, all the pies came out of the wheels. 0.99

00:20:37.000 It's a game ender. 0.99

00:20:39.000 So yeah, Ezra's just fucking killing. 0.99

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00:21:10.000 You know when you do like a big leg day or an arm day?

00:21:14.000 Oh, I came up with the best thing, by the way, at the gym.

00:21:17.000 Everyone skips rope for the first two rounds to warm up, and I just walk up to them going, hey man, what's going on?

00:21:24.000 Are you gonna be like, you do what, two rounds?

00:21:26.000 And walk into their rope area. 0.99

00:21:29.000 It's actually a very selfless joke, because it's hilarious, but it fucking kills. 0.99

00:21:33.000 It hurts? 0.98

00:21:33.000 Yeah, the rope is like, it's often steel wire wrapped in plastic. 0.98

00:21:38.000 So I've actually changed it a bit, because I got too many welts on my head.

00:21:42.000 And now I'll just have my boxing glove out.

00:21:44.000 And I'll go, hey man, so you're going to be doing this for like another round or two, or what's... It'll hit the glove and bounce into his face and stuff.

00:21:53.000 Or you pretend you want the rope that they have and go, hey man, are you almost done with that?

00:21:56.000 How long you gonna... It's pretty funny.

00:22:00.000 That could hurt, because it sounds painful.

00:22:02.000 It's like... Yeah, especially towards the end when they go... I've always feared the sound of that.

00:22:09.000 Sounds like a beating. 0.99

00:22:09.000 I fucking hate skipping rope. 0.99

00:22:11.000 Hate it! 0.99

00:22:12.000 My legs are literally on fire!

00:22:16.000 But, I use the, what do we got there?

00:22:19.000 Go down to the, not the tincture, the topicals.

00:22:21.000 The topicals.

00:22:22.000 Use the topicals.

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00:22:24.000 That's actually how I found out about CBD, was at my gym when they were talking about it.

00:22:28.000 But go to JACBD.com, use the password GAVIN, 0.90

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00:22:42.000 And when you go there and get their shit, you're promoting free speech, you're promoting censored.tv, you're encouraging companies to work with us. 0.98

00:22:52.000 And we appreciate that very much. 0.99

00:22:53.000 Homeboy's getting that like.

00:22:55.000 Get it. 0.98

00:22:57.000 Which reminds me of our two, God, I didn't put any shit in my hair today. 0.97

00:23:02.000 I just thought I would try it out. 0.97

00:23:04.000 No grease.

00:23:05.000 The product?

00:23:06.000 No Razac. 1.00

00:23:08.000 I wear black woman's stuff in my hair. 0.52

00:23:12.000 Razic. 0.91

00:23:13.000 Razic. 0.91

00:23:14.000 Which reminds me- Two bottles of that Razic.

00:23:15.000 I have a friend whose son is deaf and he's in a special school and he's got in big trouble because he wrote in his journal, black woman annoy me or something like that. 0.54

00:23:25.000 Oh wow. 0.62

00:23:27.000 And uh- The journal though. 1.00

00:23:28.000 He was like- I said, wait a minute, fuck the black woman part. 1.00

00:23:32.000 Uh, the, the school read his journal? 1.00

00:23:35.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:23:36.000 That really pissed, that made me so fucking mad! 0.97

00:23:40.000 They're invading his piracy. 0.97

00:23:41.000 They're invading his, as you say, piracy.

00:23:45.000 I didn't say that.

00:23:46.000 It sounded like you said piracy.

00:23:47.000 No, no.

00:23:47.000 But like, a journal is where you, this is what pisses me off about censorship in general.

00:23:53.000 A journal is where you work shit out. 1.00

00:23:56.000 So maybe you'd say, black women are really annoying me today. 1.00

00:23:58.000 And then, you know, you think about it more and you go, that was weird where I was last week in my head, but I've really evolved. 0.98

00:24:05.000 And I've realized that, uh, the woman that pissed me off doesn't represent the group, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:24:10.000 Now, just like I was saying earlier about science, you iron out the kinks, you go through these changes.

00:24:16.000 And censorship prevents us from learning.

00:24:19.000 It prevents us from growing.

00:24:20.000 Free speech is about ironing out the kinks. 1.00

00:24:23.000 Conjecture.

00:24:24.000 You should be able to say controversial things.

00:24:26.000 Bad ideas will lose in the free market of ideas.

00:24:31.000 Cliven Bundy said, I wonder if blacks

00:24:33.000 We're better off during slavery.

00:24:35.000 He said that when he was looking at some woman whose baby daddy was in prison and she had four kids and she was on welfare.

00:24:43.000 She was on the porch broke and futureless.

00:24:46.000 And, uh, it was wrong.

00:24:48.000 Of course, nothing's worse than slavery, but you're allowed to wonder.

00:24:54.000 Or when Roosh V said, if women weren't allowed to press rape charges after inviting men to their homes, they would be a lot more careful about who they invite into their homes. 0.92

00:25:06.000 That became Roosh V promoting rape and wanting it to be legal. 0.97

00:25:12.000 No, he's presenting a silly little brain teaser. 1.00

00:25:16.000 Would you rather drown or be buried alive? 1.00

00:25:19.000 It's just a silly question that helps you get smarter. 0.99

00:25:25.000 By the way, I'm willing to concede that most people would rather drown. 0.82

00:25:27.000 I'm sorry, Ryan.

00:25:28.000 You were right.

00:25:29.000 I, I've never said that.

00:25:32.000 What?

00:25:34.000 I've never said that.

00:25:35.000 No, you said there's no way anyone would prefer being buried alive to drowning.

00:25:39.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:40.000 Nobody would ever be buried alive ever.

00:25:43.000 Yeah.

00:25:43.000 Or what about the, so that's why I think it's fair to say, would you rather have your head sawed off or buried alive?

00:25:51.000 That's a good one. 0.99

00:25:53.000 Cause drowned is like an easy.

00:25:54.000 I drowned in my dream the other night.

00:25:55.000 It was no problem.

00:25:56.000 No, I think it takes a bit.

00:25:57.000 I mean, you can hold your breath for a minute.

00:26:00.000 I heard it was really painful.

00:26:02.000 Really?

00:26:02.000 I heard that it's like a deep sleep.

00:26:04.000 That's, that's what I've always thought.

00:26:05.000 That's why I always pick it.

00:26:06.000 But then I looked it up.

00:26:07.000 I don't know why I looked it up.

00:26:09.000 I'm not suicidal, but I did look it up.

00:26:10.000 How do you look at, how do you know how it?

00:26:12.000 That's, that's the thing, right?

00:26:14.000 Um, because maybe people have drowned them.

00:26:16.000 They're resuscitated when the people go like this, we got them back.

00:26:19.000 And they're like,

00:26:20.000 One time I was walking on the beach in Costa Rica when we had a place there, and a guy had gotten wasted and gone swimming and drowned in the ocean.

00:26:28.000 And there was this hippie there who hated us.

00:26:32.000 All the hippies hated us, really.

00:26:34.000 And I said, hey, I heard some dude drowned here yesterday.

00:26:38.000 And he was, I think he was German.

00:26:40.000 And he's like, yes.

00:26:41.000 He had dreads, but he was kind of balding.

00:26:43.000 It's a real hippie-dippie town, Montezuma, Costa Rica, or as we called it, Montefuma.

00:26:50.000 Coca Rica.

00:26:53.000 That's what the locals call it actually.

00:26:56.000 And he says, yes, and he died.

00:26:57.000 And I go, yeah, that's what I just said.

00:27:01.000 And he goes, he got super pissed.

00:27:03.000 Because he thought drowning doesn't mean fatal?

00:27:05.000 No, he got super pissed and he goes, you don't have to die to drown.

00:27:08.000 And I go, yeah, you do.

00:27:12.000 Yeah.

00:27:13.000 In fact, I'm 90% sure the dictionary says drowning to die by asphyxiation in water.

00:27:22.000 No, it does not!

00:27:23.000 Now, this is pre-internet, so I couldn't look it up.

00:27:26.000 Is he right? 1.00

00:27:27.000 No, he's not right, you retard! 1.00

00:27:28.000 Because somebody says, I'm drowning, I'm drowning, but that doesn't mean they're dead. 1.00

00:27:31.000 I'm dying, I'm dying.

00:27:32.000 I'm in the process of dying.

00:27:34.000 Oh, okay.

00:27:34.000 Yeah.

00:27:35.000 Hmm.

00:27:36.000 Yeah, he's wrong.

00:27:36.000 Look it up!

00:27:38.000 Well, I found this.

00:27:39.000 You're conscious when you breathe in water.

00:27:41.000 This is the description of what it feels like when you drown.

00:27:43.000 The instinct not to breathe underwater is so strong that it overcomes the agony of running out of air.

00:27:47.000 No matter how desperate the drowning person is, he doesn't inhale until he's on the verge of losing consciousness.

00:27:52.000 At that point, there's so much carbon dioxide in the blood and so little oxygen that chemical sensors in the brain trigger an involuntary breath where he's underwater or not, whether he's underwater or not.

00:28:02.000 This is called the breakpoint, and laboratory experiments have shown that the breakpoint

00:28:07.000 Comes after about 87 seconds.

00:28:09.000 It's sort of a neurological optimism as if the body were saying, holding our breath is killing us and breathing might not kill us.

00:28:14.000 So let's just breathe in.

00:28:15.000 Oof.

00:28:16.000 How do you know?

00:28:17.000 Right.

00:28:18.000 Ranker.

00:28:19.000 And then there's the entering of the lungs and the, it's torture.

00:28:23.000 Why are we looking this up?

00:28:24.000 It burns like hot lava. 0.99

00:28:25.000 Ooh, that sucks. 1.00

00:28:26.000 Stop, stop, stop. 0.99

00:28:28.000 Everything goes.

00:28:29.000 Oh wow.

00:28:32.000 Should we go through the news?

00:28:34.000 Yes.

00:28:35.000 Um, here's something that kind of pisses me off.

00:28:38.000 Oh, about the Roosh thing too, Dr. Ruth said that and she wasn't cancelled. 0.97

00:28:42.000 Yeah, she said you can't say no to sex once naked in bed. 0.99

00:28:45.000 And here's the difference.

00:28:47.000 Dr. Ruth wasn't using conjecture.

00:28:50.000 She was saying definitively, if you're naked with a man, rape charges are over. 0.99

00:28:56.000 You've already said yes the second you're nude.

00:28:59.000 By the way, I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with either Dr. Ruth or Dr. Rushfi.

00:29:03.000 I think they're both interesting conundrums or situations.

00:29:07.000 But yeah, she didn't pose a question.

00:29:10.000 It's called White Unprivileged. 0.64

00:29:13.000 White Male Unprivileged. 0.76

00:29:15.000 Even though he looks like some kind of Arab. 1.00

00:29:18.000 What is he, Iranian? 0.95

00:29:19.000 Let me see.

00:29:21.000 Um... Yeah.

00:29:25.000 He is... Like Juicy Smol A. He's experiencing Black Privilege. 0.50

00:29:33.000 Black Gay Privilege. 0.94

00:29:35.000 You see that? 0.99

00:29:36.000 Anyway, to get back to Stone. 0.99

00:29:40.000 Uh, everyone's just discovered that the jury was fucked and it was all activists. 0.99

00:29:47.000 Did we not call that when we were down there watching the trial? 0.99

00:29:50.000 Hello, it's a base. 0.97

00:29:53.000 Hello, it's a corrupt judge.

00:29:57.000 Roger Stone's jury four persons anti-Trump social media posts surfaced after she... I was watching them all get selected!

00:30:04.000 The selection, yeah.

00:30:05.000 And remember there was that woman who said, uh, they go, so what does your husband do?

00:30:09.000 He's a lawyer.

00:30:10.000 Oh, what kind of lawyer?

00:30:10.000 Public defender.

00:30:12.000 Oh, uh, and what are you in?

00:30:13.000 Uh, I work in poli... It's DC, right?

00:30:15.000 I work in politics.

00:30:16.000 I worked for Obama.

00:30:18.000 Oh, have you guys discussed Roger Stone?

00:30:20.000 She goes, nope.

00:30:23.000 In other words, I'm happy to sit here and lie to you right now so I can be part of the lynching of Roger Stone.

00:30:31.000 And then you know what happened? 0.97

00:30:32.000 Fucking National Review's Kevin Williamson wrote an article saying, Roger Stone should do a lot of time in jail. 0.98

00:30:41.000 He did seven felonies, including lying to an FBI guy. 0.98

00:30:47.000 Yeah, those are the charges. 0.99

00:30:49.000 The charges are fucking absurd, dude. 0.98

00:30:51.000 That's a weird thing with people, where they go, oh, well, he went to jail. 0.99

00:30:55.000 He must be guilty.

00:30:56.000 He went to prison.

00:30:57.000 Remember his lawyers asked, like, you wrote this about Trump on social media.

00:31:01.000 Don't you think that's going to make you a little biased?

00:31:04.000 And she said, nope.

00:31:05.000 And then the judge said, she banged the gavel and said, I don't think that's an appropriate question.

00:31:09.000 Right.

00:31:09.000 And you know what else she said?

00:31:10.000 She said, these people are government employees.

00:31:14.000 So Trump is their boss. 1.00

00:31:17.000 So in a way, their bias supporting their boss will counteract the fact that they hate his fucking guts. 1.00

00:31:25.000 Alright, so kick him out then. 0.99

00:31:27.000 If they're biased either way.

00:31:28.000 It sounds like you've got a big pile of bias here, even on your best day.

00:31:32.000 A double bias is no bias. 1.00

00:31:34.000 What a fucking mess. 0.99

00:31:35.000 Anyway, we called this a million years ago, but I think this is kind of good news because the sentencing is about to happen, so the controversy should be in full tilt right now. 0.99

00:31:47.000 You wouldn't want people to forget about it.

00:31:49.000 My gut says four years.

00:31:51.000 This seems to be the magic number for Trump supporters.

00:31:53.000 John Kinsman, Max Heyer, got four years.

00:31:57.000 For being Trump supporters, that seems to be what the government wants.

00:32:01.000 Of course, the left, and apparently with the right, National Review, wants much more than that. 0.99

00:32:08.000 I know, let me just tell you how much I fucking hate National Review. 0.99

00:32:12.000 They are conservative ink. 0.99

00:32:13.000 They are everything wrong with the right. 1.00

00:32:15.000 The right are fucking pussies. 1.00

00:32:19.000 They are petrified of controversy. 1.00

00:32:22.000 They hate confrontation.

00:32:24.000 Even like Fox News is constantly worried about, oh no, Jon Stewart's mad at Sean Hannity.

00:32:31.000 Now if Sean Hannity was mad at Jon Stewart, do you think Jon Stewart would be shitting his pants going, oh no, Fox News made fun of my show.

00:32:38.000 But at Fox News they're always talking about, we're gonna get letters.

00:32:42.000 Ooh, letters.

00:32:47.000 Look up Kevin Williamson.

00:32:49.000 He's the one who wrote this thing about Roger Stone.

00:32:51.000 I met him a few times.

00:32:52.000 Very smart guy, but Asperger's level of autism. 1.00

00:32:57.000 And the problem with those dudes is their fucking breath. 1.00

00:33:02.000 It's shocking. 1.00

00:33:04.000 Kevin Williamson's breath will curl your toenails.

00:33:08.000 Kevin Williamson.

00:33:09.000 Is that what I said?

00:33:10.000 Kevin Williamson?

00:33:11.000 Yeah.

00:33:11.000 So he just wrote a big thing saying, throw the book at a motherfuckers, which is like the conservative Inc virtue signaling.

00:33:18.000 I went to this dinner once at the Harvard supper club and reviews top troll demands Roger Stone die in prison. 1.00

00:33:27.000 The fuck? 1.00

00:33:28.000 He's a weirdo too. 1.00

00:33:30.000 He does that thing that autistic people do where they exaggerate what they want to do to their enemies. 1.00

00:33:35.000 And they're like, uh, Hillary should have her skin removed in front of her entire family and then deep fried and stuffed up their asses. 1.00

00:33:46.000 And you go, how about she just gets fired? 1.00

00:33:52.000 It's a nerd thing.

00:33:53.000 They don't really get like the the limit. 0.79

00:33:55.000 I just heard a nerdy Exaggeration the other day like I'll fucking go to war for and it was something so mundane.

00:34:01.000 No, that's totally different Yeah

00:34:04.000 Yeah.

00:34:06.000 Um, so Andrew McCarthy is this pink faced conservative baldy who wrote a book called Free Speech and Islam.

00:34:16.000 Sounds good.

00:34:17.000 Uh, went to the Harvard Supper Club.

00:34:20.000 He did a talk about the book.

00:34:22.000 Bunch of people got up and said, he's wonderful.

00:34:24.000 The people who put it out, uh, encounter books, some guy with a bow tie who runs that.

00:34:29.000 Which seems like a vanity project to me.

00:34:31.000 Says, yes, this book's so important, blah, blah, blah.

00:34:33.000 And yeah, Islam and free speech.

00:34:35.000 Islam is not great with free speech. 1.00

00:34:37.000 Yeah, I think we're pretty clear on that.

00:34:39.000 And then we have a big, nice dinner.

00:34:41.000 And there was a New York Times reporter at the dinner. 1.00

00:34:45.000 And they were pooping their pants, tripping over themselves, trying to kiss her fucking ass. 1.00

00:34:51.000 Because they wanted to be accepted by the left so badly. 1.00

00:34:56.000 And that is what pisses me off. 0.98

00:35:00.000 It's like white people who wanna be accepted by blacks and say, hey, what's up, my man? 0.99

00:35:05.000 Or even black people that wanna be accepted by whites and start altering the way they behave and talk in order to be part of the group. 0.98

00:35:12.000 It's being a sellout. 0.99

00:35:14.000 Phony baloney.

00:35:16.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:35:17.000 Ryan's two cents. 0.85

00:35:18.000 Phony baloney.

00:35:19.000 Yep.

00:35:20.000 Yeah, maybe don't, you know what?

00:35:22.000 Don't interject for the rest of the show unless you have a hilarious imitation.

00:35:26.000 I don't need, what are we, Diamond and Silk?

00:35:29.000 Uh-huh, phony baloney.

00:35:31.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:35:35.000 That was a good imitation of Gary Coleman.

00:35:37.000 Um, so we're at the Supper Club.

00:35:39.000 You know who's there is, uh, what's his name?

00:35:42.000 The free speech guy Greg Lukianakis?

00:35:45.000 Luke?

00:35:45.000 I forget his name.

00:35:46.000 But he's big in the free speech world.

00:35:49.000 One of his books might be here.

00:35:52.000 Great guy.

00:35:53.000 Lukianoff?

00:35:54.000 Yeah, Greg Lukianoff.

00:35:56.000 You know what Greg Lukianoff does, now that we're spilling the beans and the gossip?

00:36:00.000 He cuts up all his food before he eats it.

00:36:04.000 I've told this story before, so I'm sure you're familiar with it.

00:36:07.000 I think so.

00:36:07.000 Like the way you do for a kid?

00:36:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:10.000 He cuts up his own food.

00:36:12.000 He cuts up all his meat, his potatoes are cut up, and then once that's settled,

00:36:18.000 Then he goes like meat, potato, vegetable, which I'm for the second part.

00:36:22.000 I like the idea of amalgamating forkfuls.

00:36:23.000 That's fine.

00:36:25.000 But to prepare it first?

00:36:26.000 I mean, it's probably pretty cold by the time you're finally done.

00:36:30.000 It's kind of weird.

00:36:32.000 Anyway, he's a good guy.

00:36:33.000 Yeah, that's a really good book.

00:36:36.000 Freedom from Speech.

00:36:39.000 Anyway, and he's kind of a liberal.

00:36:41.000 He's a liberal from back in the good old days, the Berkeley days, the Cornel West days, where they put free speech above everything else.

00:36:48.000 And that includes hate speech.

00:36:53.000 Do you find him sexy, Ryan?

00:36:55.000 I do not, actually.

00:36:56.000 How much would you have to be paid to make out with him for one hour?

00:36:59.000 An hour?

00:37:00.000 An hour.

00:37:01.000 That's looking like maybe...

00:37:08.000 $13,000.

00:37:08.000 Okay.

00:37:09.000 I have a paper bag here and a Greg Lukianoff.

00:37:16.000 No, that's my number.

00:37:17.000 Greg is smiling.

00:37:19.000 You've had a beer.

00:37:20.000 And this paper bag has $12,900 in it.

00:37:22.000 I'm sliding it towards you.

00:37:23.000 Here's my number.

00:37:23.000 So it's $13,000, but if you can give me

00:37:35.000 $500 less than that, I would still take it.

00:37:37.000 Okay, so it's not your number.

00:37:39.000 So $13,500 wiggle room.

00:37:42.000 Okay, so as someone who wants to save money on this, I'm going to offer $12,500.

00:37:46.000 That's my bottom line.

00:37:49.000 Okay, so I have a paper bag here.

00:37:51.000 Nope.

00:37:51.000 With $12,490.

00:37:52.000 Because in my mind, I'm already $500 down, so no.

00:37:54.000 Okay.

00:37:54.000 So you have to know the come down price.

00:38:01.000 Here's the other problem.

00:38:03.000 You buy a used Toyota Corolla with the money, you're driving around and people go, this car's kind of cool.

00:38:10.000 Where'd you get it?

00:38:10.000 Gavin paying you really well?

00:38:12.000 And you go, I don't want to talk about it.

00:38:15.000 I necked Greg Lukianoff.

00:38:17.000 Anyway, sorry, tangent time.

00:38:19.000 So, um, 0.99

00:38:21.000 We're sitting at the dinner and they keep looking over at this fucking Jewish, hippie, long haired, uh, New York Times reporter chick who you're just like, get her fucking out of here. 1.00

00:38:33.000 What did she do? 1.00

00:38:33.000 Get her out of here. 1.00

00:38:35.000 Not only do I not want to kiss her ass. 1.00

00:38:37.000 I don't want her ass on this seat. 1.00

00:38:38.000 Go, go, go. 1.00

00:38:39.000 You don't belong here. 0.97

00:38:42.000 Um, and so we started talking about ISIS and Islam. 0.84

00:38:47.000 And because the theme of the dinner was Islam and free speech and what they're doing now, what their strategy is in the Middle East.

00:38:55.000 And they've taken over.

00:38:55.000 This was a while ago.

00:38:56.000 This is maybe five years ago, three or four years.

00:39:01.000 40 45 40 about 40 45 40 45 months ago and They're taking over Qatar in this area and it seems that they're trying to flank maybe some of the American troops and maybe you know eventually get down to Iran and then maybe Turkey and and I'm just like Can we just stop can we stop What do you got there?

00:39:27.000 That's such a good sketch.

00:39:29.000 And if you read it on the page, you'd go, we're not shooting this. 0.97

00:39:29.000 It's so fucking weird. 0.97

00:39:32.000 You just keep saying 40, 45 years. 0.99

00:39:34.000 This isn't funny.

00:39:52.000 Um, I always use that sketch, by the way, to get people into Harry and Paul.

00:39:56.000 It's amazing.

00:39:57.000 It's a good, like, uh, gateway drug.

00:40:00.000 Anyhazoo!

00:40:03.000 Um, so I go, let's just stop. 1.00

00:40:05.000 Cut the shit. 1.00

00:40:06.000 I got food coming out of my mouth. 1.00

00:40:08.000 Why are we trying to imbue some kind of strategy on a group that is clearly just fucking inbred? 0.99

00:40:18.000 Okay? 0.99

00:40:19.000 We're talking about inbred savages.

00:40:22.000 Animals.

00:40:23.000 There's no strategy. 0.98

00:40:25.000 It's just convert or die. 1.00

00:40:28.000 Smite ye above the neck. 1.00

00:40:30.000 That's it. 1.00

00:40:32.000 Don't worry about your fucking... The American military has a strategy. 1.00

00:40:37.000 The jihadi military does not.

00:40:39.000 And they all start sweating like crazy going,

00:40:46.000 And they all, all eyes go to the New York Times journalist and they go, he's, what?

00:40:52.000 Oh my God.

00:40:53.000 That was, this guy is kind of a, he's a kind of a funny man.

00:40:57.000 And what will he think of next?

00:41:00.000 He's, he's like a devil's advocate kind of.

00:41:03.000 I mean, he's obviously never not coming back next year.

00:41:04.000 I wasn't invited back by the way.

00:41:07.000 And she can just see her like, Hmm, you've misbehaved conservatives.

00:41:13.000 That's going in my little report.

00:41:15.000 National Review is going to be in the left's bad books. 1.00

00:41:18.000 Why do you want to be in their fucking good books, you pussies? 1.00

00:41:22.000 I avoided saying faggots there because we're in a stage now where faggots are braver than the conservative. 1.00

00:41:30.000 It's an insult to homosexuals. 1.00

00:41:34.000 Then I found out later, remember John Derbyshire, he wrote a controversial letter called The Talk. 0.98

00:41:40.000 And The Talk is something that black people do to like their 13 year old black kids and I think it's really detrimental. 1.00

00:41:48.000 They say, look, cops are going to fuck with you. 1.00

00:41:51.000 Cops are going to hurt you. 1.00

00:41:52.000 So put your hands behind your back. 1.00

00:41:55.000 And America is super racist. 0.97

00:41:57.000 And you're going to have to do twice as well as a white kid to get the same mark and letter and whatever. 1.00

00:42:04.000 Everyone's out to kill you and blah, blah, blah, slavery. 0.97

00:42:07.000 And first of all, I don't think that's true.

00:42:09.000 In fact, the opposite is probably true.

00:42:12.000 If a company's looking to hire and they're going to go for the most qualified black guy in many cases. 0.74

00:42:17.000 So there's plenty of black privilege going on in 2020. 0.93

00:42:20.000 I'm not talking about 1960 or anything like that.

00:42:22.000 I'm talking about today.

00:42:24.000 So don't, don't lie to a kid and tell him the world hates him.

00:42:28.000 You're putting him at a disadvantage and you're also making him give up.

00:42:33.000 Now here's the other part.

00:42:34.000 Remember that Life is Beautiful movie with that Italian guy?

00:42:40.000 What's his name?

00:42:40.000 Roberto Benigni?

00:42:41.000 Roberto Benigni, yeah, I think it is.

00:42:42.000 So he's at the Holocaust, and he doesn't let the kids know, and he says, oh, we're at a fun place. 0.61

00:42:46.000 And he makes sure they don't see the dead bodies anywhere. 0.98

00:42:51.000 If, hypothetically, America was a racist hellhole, and I was black, I wouldn't tell my black kids. 0.98

00:43:00.000 Like, I didn't tell them about Santa. 0.99

00:43:01.000 They figured that out on their own.

00:43:03.000 I didn't tell them what sex is until I absolutely had to.

00:43:06.000 I didn't tell them about 9-11.

00:43:10.000 Like, you want to keep them happy and inspired.

00:43:12.000 Why are you burdening a kid with that?

00:43:13.000 Anyway, so, John Derbyshire, who's, by the way, they call him a racist.

00:43:18.000 His wife's Chinese.

00:43:20.000 His kids are clearly, they look, they do not look white. 0.67

00:43:25.000 He wrote his own The Talk, where he said, hey, if you're at a party and you're the only non-black kid there, be nervous. 1.00

00:43:32.000 Maybe get the fuck out of there. 0.99

00:43:33.000 Stuff like that, right? 0.97

00:43:35.000 And it was seen as racist.

00:43:36.000 And even a lot of conservatives I know thought, oh, that was a bit rich.

00:43:40.000 But National Review fired him from National Review.

00:43:44.000 He didn't write that article in National Review.

00:43:46.000 He wrote it on VDARE.

00:43:48.000 But that was the end to him.

00:43:49.000 And I found out Andrew McCarthy

00:43:52.000 Now this is, this is not a verified fact, but rumors, let me just say, reliable sources tell me that Andrew McCarthy, the Islam and free speech guy, was a big part of saying we got to get rid of this guy.

00:44:04.000 No one at the New York Times is going to like us anymore if John Derbyshire is on our staff.

00:44:11.000 Give up on the left liking you.

00:44:14.000 They don't even like their own.

00:44:17.000 Now people say that to me too.

00:44:18.000 They go, why do you keep saying I'm not racist?

00:44:20.000 I'm not an anti-Semite, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:23.000 You're never going to change their mind.

00:44:24.000 I go, just because it's true.

00:44:26.000 If you kept calling me gay all the time, I'd go, I'm not gay.

00:44:29.000 I'm not gay.

00:44:30.000 Now that's not because I'm petrified of being seen as gay.

00:44:33.000 I'm just saying the truth. 1.00

00:44:37.000 Anyway, that was a long tangent for fucking... That Roger Stone shit. 1.00

00:44:48.000 Um, which brings us, of course, to Blue Chew. 1.00

00:44:51.000 That's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W dot com. 1.00

00:45:00.000 Have better sex with sildenafil or tadalfi chewables. 0.94

00:45:06.000 Now what they do online, they have a doctor there where you tell him that you have whiskey tick and he says, all right, I'm going to fix it.

00:45:15.000 And then you get this in a, in a discreet container.

00:45:18.000 Uh, you get a prescription, professional medical support.

00:45:23.000 You can do a monthly program where

00:45:28.000 You will be shocked at the kind of wood you produce.

00:45:32.000 You will remember, you'll go, oh yeah, this is why it's called getting, having a woody.

00:45:37.000 I forgot what these are like.

00:45:38.000 When you get to my age, it's not exactly a coconut smasher.

00:45:44.000 Um, so when you also, you get, uh, what is it?

00:45:47.000 20% off when you use the promo code Gavin, and that's at B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W dot com.

00:45:54.000 I'm getting that right, right?

00:45:55.000 Yeah, B-L-U. 0.96

00:45:57.000 Oh, B-L-U. 1.00

00:45:58.000 B-L-U-E. 1.00

00:45:59.000 Yeah, it's typically the way blue is spelled, and then chew.

00:46:02.000 Okay, so it's not B-L-U-chew.

00:46:04.000 It's B, the normal spelling.

00:46:06.000 Yes.

00:46:06.000 It's what you think it would be.

00:46:10.000 And even if you don't have a problem with erectile dysfunction, just have it there for an emergency.

00:46:15.000 You know what I did as a young man?

00:46:17.000 I cut my arm and I had a bag of coke that would never break down, a very thick bag, put under my skin, and then stitched back up again.

00:46:27.000 So if I were to get a stripper back to my house, and we were out of coke, I could just take a knife, open up my arm, and it would be there like a microchip.

00:46:36.000 That's pretty fun.

00:46:37.000 Now you don't have to do that with blue chew, you can just put it in your wallet.

00:46:41.000 Problem with having coke in your wallet is you're gonna do it.

00:46:44.000 So I would put Coke under my skin.

00:46:46.000 So you'll break in case of murder?

00:46:48.000 In a hard plastic case.

00:46:51.000 You know how these people will get these horns put under their skin? 1.00

00:46:55.000 I would have that, but you'd see a plastic case on my forearm.

00:47:01.000 A lot of work for... How much Coke was in there?

00:47:04.000 A gram?

00:47:06.000 A kilo.

00:47:07.000 Oh my God.

00:47:08.000 Yeah.

00:47:08.000 That was your whole arm.

00:47:09.000 I would take up my entire arm.

00:47:12.000 Did that affect?

00:47:15.000 It, well, girls wanted to get with me because my nickname in the scene was Coke Arm. 1.00

00:47:21.000 And, uh, these Mexicans would come up to me and go, Hey man, I hear you got a lot of coke in your arm, man. 1.00

00:47:27.000 And I go, no.

00:47:28.000 And they go, what's that?

00:47:29.000 And they'd see the giant, it's actually shaped like a coffin.

00:47:34.000 Cause I thought I could pretend it was like some misfits rock and roll thing.

00:47:39.000 You're like, it's free.

00:47:40.000 Cause it's on the arm.

00:47:41.000 JK.

00:47:42.000 It's in the arm.

00:47:45.000 Um, Milo wrote a book, by the way, when we were down there.

00:47:49.000 Yes, he did.

00:47:50.000 Remember, I was so cheap, I made us all share a hotel room. 0.99

00:47:53.000 And then I wet the bed so you had to either sleep on pee or with a gay. 1.00

00:47:57.000 Yes. 1.00

00:47:58.000 That was an interesting conundrum. 0.77

00:47:59.000 I chose gay. 0.99

00:48:00.000 You chose a gay. 1.00

00:48:01.000 Yep. 0.99

00:48:03.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:48:18.000 But he's ready for the sentencing. 0.92

00:48:20.000 So he has what to say if it's four years, if it's zero years, if it's ten years.

00:48:26.000 Wow.

00:48:27.000 This is all ready.

00:48:28.000 So the second the sentencing happens, zhoomf!

00:48:32.000 The book's off to the presses. 1.00

00:48:34.000 Damn. 1.00

00:48:37.000 He's fucking great. 1.00

00:48:39.000 Isn't our team awesome? 0.99

00:48:41.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of our team,

00:48:45.000 Two new shows launching this weekend.

00:48:48.000 Tomorrow night, we have Gary's Mailbag, where a troubled local gentleman reads our mail.

00:48:56.000 Do you have that intro done?

00:48:58.000 Should we show that?

00:48:59.000 I don't have it on the computer, but no, let's wait for the music.

00:49:01.000 We'll wait for the music.

00:49:03.000 Gary's Mailbag.

00:49:05.000 And then we have the savant.

00:49:08.000 There he is.

00:49:13.000 He loves his Fritos.

00:49:15.000 His favorite flavors are Original and Honey BBQ.

00:49:15.000 Loves the Fritos.

00:49:18.000 Why just spoil it?

00:49:19.000 They're both tied for number one.

00:49:21.000 Spoiler guys.

00:49:22.000 So what's his number two flavor?

00:49:25.000 Oh, I don't know any flavors of Cheetos.

00:49:29.000 So wait a minute.

00:49:30.000 You just love all Fritos.

00:49:32.000 Yeah.

00:49:34.000 And then on Sunday, we have fighting with Larry Barnes.

00:49:38.000 Larry Barnes is my coach.

00:49:39.000 Boxing. 0.99

00:49:40.000 He knows fucking everything about the sport. 0.99

00:49:44.000 Throw any fight at him. 1.00

00:49:46.000 Any fight.

00:49:48.000 Hey, he could name every Tyson fight, what his record was before and after, and what date it was, and what day of the week it was.

00:49:57.000 Yeah.

00:49:58.000 I had an idea today for a video.

00:50:00.000 I'm going to film him in front of the wall at the gym where there's all these different posters of fights.

00:50:06.000 And then I'll just read out the posters and say, when did George Foreman fight Lennox Lewis?

00:50:12.000 And cause I'm looking at the poster behind him and he'll have his back to it.

00:50:15.000 And he'll be like, November 5th, 1988.

00:50:17.000 It was a Wednesday.

00:50:21.000 It was cold.

00:50:22.000 Cold.

00:50:23.000 You were dope.

00:50:26.000 I can't do nothing for you.

00:50:27.000 Wait, have I already worn this shirt?

00:50:29.000 No, no, this is live.

00:50:30.000 I'm checking the stream.

00:50:31.000 Somebody should complain about it. 1.00

00:50:33.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:50:34.000 So that's Sunday. 1.00

00:50:35.000 Two new shows.

00:50:35.000 I'm going to have Copper Cab coming up, Loomerd.

00:50:39.000 New Copper Cab coming out soon.

00:50:41.000 Lots of fun stuff.

00:50:42.000 That's right.

00:50:43.000 And a pilot I'm considering.

00:50:44.000 Peel it.

00:50:45.000 Yes, thank you.

00:50:48.000 Should we get to the mail?

00:50:49.000 We could, if that's something that you want to do.

00:50:52.000 You don't sound very excited.

00:50:52.000 Why?

00:50:53.000 No, it's fine.

00:50:55.000 What?

00:50:57.000 What's weird? 1.00

00:50:58.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 1.00

00:51:02.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

00:51:08.000 Let me touch it.

00:51:12.000 This is a unique episode because we didn't go through all the news.

00:51:17.000 Alright.

00:51:21.000 Someone complaining about the app.

00:51:23.000 That's not good for business to say that out loud.

00:51:25.000 This is choppy.

00:51:26.000 A live stream that doesn't live stream ever.

00:51:27.000 Love it.

00:51:28.000 No, someone's mad.

00:51:31.000 Gavin, what are your thoughts on the Wet'suwet'en movement in Canada? 0.99

00:51:36.000 What the fuck is that? 0.99

00:51:38.000 Wet'suwet'en movement. 0.99

00:51:40.000 Wet'suwet'en. 1.00

00:51:41.000 I am copying and pasting.

00:51:44.000 Me too.

00:51:46.000 Wet'suwet'en. 1.00

00:51:48.000 Canada.

00:51:48.000 Oh, it's First Nations.

00:51:51.000 Our Wet'suwet'en are First Nations people who live on the Bukele River around the Broman Lake and Francois Lake in Northwestern Central Ontario, British Columbia.

00:51:59.000 The name they call themselves.

00:52:01.000 I don't know anything about this, but it's starting to smell fake.

00:52:05.000 You know, there's Indians that aren't Indians.

00:52:08.000 Like in New York, we have the Pequot and they all look like me. 0.99

00:52:12.000 Here's the deal with Indians. 1.00

00:52:14.000 If people don't ask you if you're Asian, you're not an Indian.

00:52:18.000 New rule.

00:52:20.000 New rule.

00:52:21.000 Ew, I just said a Bill Marlin.

00:52:23.000 You did.

00:52:24.000 What's the difference between the Elected Bank Council and the Hereditary Chiefs?

00:52:26.000 I don't know.

00:52:27.000 These guys look pretty Indian though. 0.98

00:52:29.000 So, I'm sorry to answer, the answer to your question is I have no fucking idea. 1.00

00:52:36.000 Movie drop of Gavin's thirsty ass. 1.00

00:52:40.000 Hey, here's Gavin's thirsty ass. 1.00

00:52:42.000 I'm interested in this shit. 1.00

00:52:46.000 And so he was looking at 7 to 10. 1.00

00:52:48.000 Then on Tuesday, word got out that he was getting at 7 to 10.

00:52:55.000 And Trump tweeted out, that is disgusting.

00:52:59.000 That is outrageous. 0.76

00:53:05.000 You have that tweet.

00:53:07.000 How is that interesting?

00:53:08.000 Just got thirsty is all.

00:53:09.000 Yeah, sorry.

00:53:10.000 I drank some Gatorade.

00:53:12.000 You got me.

00:53:12.000 Yeah.

00:53:13.000 Speaking of which, you got any fuckin' Brewskis? 0.85

00:53:16.000 Oh, yeah, sure. 0.99

00:53:16.000 Fuckin' Ryan Rivera there, fuckin' gettin' up, grabbin' a 2-4, fuckin' runnin' over to the fridge, grab a fuckin' couple buds. 0.99

00:53:24.000 Hey, people at home who have artistic talent, please make me a picture of a werewolf, like a kind of 80s Spuds McKenzie type of ero design. 0.99

00:53:37.000 A werewolf, just ravenous, sort of like the Joe Rogan werewolf, like...

00:53:42.000 And a bud in the foreground, right?

00:53:45.000 At an angle like this.

00:53:46.000 And then in sort of 1980s horror letters, like free speech used to be written in, it says, uh, out for bud.

00:53:53.000 Okay.

00:54:02.000 What's that got to do with?

00:54:03.000 I really wanted to... I was like, there's no way that's not out there already, so I'm trying to look for it, and... It's not out there.

00:54:10.000 Out for bud.

00:54:11.000 Unfortunately, I think... So, sir, that letter sucked. 0.99

00:54:16.000 These letters better get good. 0.97

00:54:18.000 This is from Mr. Zed.

00:54:19.000 You may have already seen this, it's from 1983, but I'm pretty sure this is what all these tech designers think they've created.

00:54:26.000 Like Sophia, for example.

00:54:27.000 And just to be clear, 0.97

00:54:29.000 I fucking hate people talking about robots like it's ever gonna be a thing. 0.93

00:54:33.000 Well, what kind of audience do we have here this evening? 0.98

00:54:38.000 Anyone on a first date?

00:54:43.000 Good!

00:54:45.000 That's really cool.

00:54:47.000 Any football supporters?

00:54:48.000 No!

00:54:51.000 Good!

00:54:53.000 Anyone from out of town?

00:54:58.000 Good!

00:55:00.000 Where are you from, sir?

00:55:05.000 Good!

00:55:06.000 This is 1993.

00:55:07.000 That's really cool.

00:55:08.000 But that's... Max Headroom was like 1985.

00:55:11.000 Isn't he just ripping off Max Headroom?

00:55:15.000 I don't know, because he was... You know who Max Headroom is?

00:55:17.000 Yeah.

00:55:17.000 Wasn't he glitchier, though, and less robotic?

00:55:20.000 No, it was the same joke, really.

00:55:24.000 This viewer is talking about Sophia. 1.00

00:55:30.000 They take these fucking robots. 0.99

00:55:32.000 They have the same hydraulics that we saw in the 80s in Disneyland. 1.00

00:55:37.000 They cut out the back of the head so you see diodes there.

00:55:39.000 That's supposed to be more intense.

00:55:41.000 And then they say, hey Sophia, so you're on censored TV.

00:55:45.000 Yes, I am.

00:55:46.000 What do you think? 1.00

00:55:48.000 I think Ryan is a retard. 1.00

00:55:50.000 And then everyone goes, oh my god, she knows the show! 1.00

00:55:53.000 Why does this make me so mad? 1.00

00:55:54.000 You didn't participate in shit! 1.00

00:55:55.000 Everything you say is pre-programmed! 1.00

00:56:11.000 Oh, I was at a convention.

00:56:13.000 Hello.

00:56:14.000 This is the best convention I've ever been at.

00:56:16.000 Thank you for programming me.

00:56:18.000 This is like wrestling. 0.99

00:56:21.000 When I watch people watch wrestling, I'd go, what the fuck? 1.00

00:56:26.000 Do you not see what I see? 1.00

00:56:28.000 How could you watch wrestling?

00:56:29.000 Whoa, he really slammed him.

00:56:31.000 They already make female robots, the Roomba and the Dishwasher. 1.00

00:56:34.000 Am I right?

00:56:39.000 Wait, I fake laughed at that, and then you thought I was real laughing, so you real laughed.

00:56:44.000 I was proud of that.

00:56:44.000 And then you heard me going, heh heh, and then you went, oh, it's a fake laugh, so then you changed your real laugh into a fake laugh.

00:56:50.000 That's correct.

00:56:51.000 I'm a phony. 0.99

00:56:53.000 I'm a phony.

00:56:56.000 Like Sophia, for example, they believe they've built a sophisticated robot with implemented AI that can sing, talk, and tell jokes by themselves.

00:57:03.000 Never!

00:57:05.000 Never. 0.99

00:57:08.000 The downside is that these AI robots they've made are only as sophisticated as their programmer or the person speaking into a fucking mic for them, which isn't saying much since these robots seem pretty retarded. 0.99

00:57:18.000 Thank you, Josh. 0.98

00:57:19.000 Finally, a wee bit of sanity in a world gone mad.

00:57:27.000 Alex, this is the Juicy Smoley The Real.

00:57:29.000 Gavin, this is probably the worst show on TV.

00:57:32.000 This broad, who has a Master's in African American Studies, calls Juicy Smoley noble for lying. 1.00

00:57:40.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:57:42.000 Now I wonder when we show YouTube videos on... Oh.

00:57:47.000 I have not been regarding that at all. 1.00

00:57:49.000 Whatever, fuck. 1.00

00:57:50.000 That guy looks weird. 1.00

00:57:51.000 He looks like a little monkey.

00:57:52.000 Kitty's more makeup.

00:58:15.000 And even though no new evidence has been presented in regards to Jesse's innocence, which he has always maintained.

00:58:21.000 I mean, we've talked about this multiple times on the show.

00:58:24.000 Jesse will be arraigned on February 24th.

00:58:26.000 This must be such a bummer to bring up on a black show because... 1.00

00:58:30.000 You can't not sound retarded if you don't call him a piece of shit. 1.00

00:59:00.000 She dropped the 16 charges. 1.00

00:59:02.000 Yeah, because Michelle Obama's chief of staff told her to.

00:59:06.000 I think this is more about her.

00:59:08.000 Yeah, I think this is more of a case between the county of Cook and Kim Fox because they were pissed that those charges were dropped.

00:59:17.000 When she did drop the charges, there was a lot of controversy, you know?

00:59:21.000 Controversy?

00:59:23.000 Interesting syllable emphasis.

00:59:25.000 Can you imagine how easy it is to get a degree in African American Studies?

00:59:29.000 This is another thing, this is another sexist thing I've noticed about women. 1.00

00:59:33.000 I guarantee you every dissertation to get a PhD in African American Studies is about me.

00:59:39.000 Like, being black in Chicago.

00:59:43.000 Like Michelle Obama's book, Becoming Michelle.

00:59:46.000 They, they, all these women, whenever they do a book or a project, it always seems to involve me search. 0.99

00:59:52.000 Like, uh, what's his name? 0.99

00:59:54.000 Scott, uh, Ackerman's wife, Kulap Vinkysher, the Asian, his Asian wife with her gigantic tits. 0.97

01:00:01.000 She didn't have much of a comedy career, but now she has a new movie out, a documentary called My Origin Story. 0.96

01:00:09.000 And in it, she takes you through an interview with her dad and her mom about her and where she came from.

01:00:16.000 And like, is this, that's really interesting to your kids.

01:00:21.000 That's about it. 1.00

01:00:22.000 I don't give a fuck where your fucking family's from. 1.00

01:00:26.000 I should do my origin story. 1.00

01:00:27.000 Is it from Neptune, maybe?

01:00:29.000 Then my dad was arrested for drunk and violent rages.

01:00:34.000 So him and my mom fled to London where they had me.

01:00:38.000 Then my dad started a fight with an entire bar and they had to skip the country.

01:00:43.000 That's when we landed in Canada.

01:00:45.000 Here's the bar where he punched the guy so hard he went out the window.

01:00:52.000 Here's an interview with the man. 1.00

01:00:54.000 Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:00:55.000 Um, okay. 1.00

01:00:56.000 That was a waste of time.

01:00:58.000 This is from Chris. 1.00

01:00:58.000 What is this stupid hairstyle? 1.00

01:01:10.000 Hey Gav, over the last six months or so I've seen several middle and high school kids with this retarded hairstyle. 1.00

01:01:15.000 I was wondering who started this and why.

01:01:17.000 Did Carrot Top shave the sides of his head and become popular or Mexican soap operas maybe?

01:01:21.000 I was just hoping that knowing the origin story... Oh!

01:01:24.000 My origin story.

01:01:26.000 Can we see the origin story?

01:01:27.000 That was serendipity.

01:01:30.000 Might make me less angry every time I see it.

01:01:31.000 Thanks.

01:01:32.000 No, this isn't Ryan's hairstyle.

01:01:34.000 He doesn't do the shave sides thing.

01:01:36.000 That's basically my hairstyle when I don't put my black stuff in.

01:01:40.000 That's exactly it.

01:01:41.000 So that's very hurtful to you.

01:01:44.000 What you're saying, sir, did you show the hairstyle?

01:01:46.000 Yep. 0.97

01:01:47.000 Is that without Black Woman, I'm annoying. 1.00

01:01:51.000 It's like a greaser that just got out of a fight.

01:01:52.000 It's like the undone, ungreased version of that.

01:01:57.000 Oh, you're Johnny Depp now.

01:01:58.000 It's an ungreased version of that.

01:02:01.000 What's going on with you, Depp?

01:02:02.000 It seems like you're vindicated now. 1.00

01:02:03.000 Amber Heard is turning out to be a real violent bitch. 1.00

01:02:06.000 Yeah, I was tired of being cut out of deals. 1.00

01:02:09.000 Movie deals.

01:02:10.000 My agent said, you should release the audio.

01:02:12.000 So I said, why not? 1.00

01:02:13.000 Fuck it. 1.00

01:02:14.000 Some sort of creepy labyrinthian metaphysics. 1.00

01:02:17.000 Labyrinthian.

01:02:18.000 That is something you would say.

01:02:19.000 Yes.

01:02:20.000 You know, the labyrinth is one of the oldest symbols in the entire world.

01:02:24.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:02:25.000 In history.

01:02:27.000 An old what?

01:02:28.000 You got to get organized a little better.

01:02:30.000 No, this is one of the oldest symbols.

01:02:34.000 Even when it's late, it's terrific.

01:02:42.000 Oh my God, dude.

01:02:46.000 How does that?

01:02:46.000 Why is no one cracking up when he's explaining his mathematics?

01:02:51.000 If you look at the crowd.

01:02:53.000 Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.

01:02:55.000 At that point, I would just go.

01:02:59.000 With that, Eddie, what, like an actual spit take?

01:03:02.000 Yeah, I would do it.

01:03:03.000 Like my jean jacket.

01:03:03.000 Wait a minute.

01:03:04.000 Oh yeah, you gave me a spit take. 1.00

01:03:05.000 Yeah.

01:03:06.000 You gave me the first spit take I've had in 20 years.

01:03:09.000 Correct.

01:03:10.000 You came out wearing like a mock turtleneck, a jean jacket that was like stressed.

01:03:16.000 Yes.

01:03:16.000 With holes and he had rolled up above his elbows.

01:03:20.000 And he had maxing, maxing?

01:03:23.000 He had matching jeans.

01:03:25.000 Yes.

01:03:25.000 And I laughed so hard I did a spit test.

01:03:27.000 With actual spit and no drink.

01:03:29.000 Yeah, it felt so good.

01:03:32.000 Yeah, it felt really pretty bad for me. 0.98

01:03:33.000 I haven't had that in a long fucking time. 1.00

01:03:36.000 You looked like a complete clown. 0.99

01:03:39.000 And the fact, what really sold it was that you thought you looked great. 0.99

01:03:43.000 And you were sort of like, hey man, I'm just gonna go out and get a BLT.

01:03:46.000 What's, what's up?

01:03:47.000 Meet you back here? 1.00

01:03:50.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:03:51.000 I'm trying to find it. 1.00

01:03:51.000 It was gorgeous. 1.00

01:03:53.000 Nah, thanks.

01:03:54.000 Um... Alright, well, let's take some calls. 1.00

01:03:56.000 We're past the, uh... Oh, shit. 1.00

01:03:58.000 What? 0.99

01:03:59.000 We were supposed to get off the paywall and, like, let's just give them 20 minutes from now on.

01:04:03.000 What are you talking about?

01:04:05.000 The YouTube people.

01:04:06.000 What?

01:04:07.000 Let's give them less. 0.99

01:04:09.000 No, we only gave them four minutes extra.

01:04:11.000 I gotta do a Johnny Apple CBD, and then we're good to go.

01:04:15.000 We're only four minutes over budget.

01:04:17.000 What's your problem? 0.99

01:04:20.000 Why are you gay? 1.00

01:04:21.000 You probably eat the poo-poo! 1.00

01:04:24.000 The shorter videos get more engagements, and it makes people want to just sign up and see what the future has in store.

01:04:28.000 Shorter by four minutes?

01:04:29.000 Yeah.

01:04:32.000 Please go to JACBD.com, as we explained at the beginning of the show.

01:04:36.000 They have the tincture.

01:04:37.000 They have the topicals.

01:04:39.000 They have the gummy bears.

01:04:40.000 These are all very, very helpful, very valuable.

01:04:44.000 You're not going to get high, by the way.

01:04:46.000 It's not, it doesn't have the THC that

01:04:48.000 That hemp has.

01:04:50.000 But it's all the other stuff that this wonderful plant has.

01:04:52.000 And the tinctures I find are good when you've had too many coffees and you've got to take the edge off.

01:04:57.000 The gummy bears I find are great for sleeping.

01:05:01.000 And the topical is totally unrelated.

01:05:05.000 I find that great for aching muscles.

01:05:07.000 How often do you take the tincture?

01:05:09.000 Tincture?

01:05:10.000 I'm almost out.

01:05:10.000 Because I take it like every time I have coffee.

01:05:13.000 Otherwise I get too shaky.

01:05:15.000 I've been having night terrors, but I've also, you know what I've been having?

01:05:19.000 Jokes.

01:05:21.000 I've been waking up with bits.

01:05:24.000 They're usually very weird.

01:05:26.000 Tell me if this is funny or not.

01:05:27.000 I dreamt this joke.

01:05:30.000 It says Enforcer across the top of the shirt, and it has Harley Davidson, right?

01:05:37.000 And so you have the Harley logo, Enforcer at the top, and then at the very bottom, not too big, maybe this big, it says Call Center.

01:05:46.000 Yeah, that is pretty funny.

01:05:47.000 And then at the back it says Enforcer, and then you look up whatever Harley's number is, like their 1-800 number, and then it has it below that.

01:05:55.000 So, like, you're a member of the Harley-Davidson call team.

01:05:56.000 So, like, at the call-in center, I'm like, guys, that's enough of your break.

01:06:00.000 Get back on the phones. 0.91

01:06:02.000 But before you see Colin, you're like, holy shit, he works with the Hells Angels, like, making sure people pay off their debts. 0.93

01:06:07.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:06:08.000 No, that's fun.

01:06:09.000 A really not badass branch of a really badass thing.

01:06:12.000 I dreamt that joke.

01:06:13.000 It's pretty good.

01:06:16.000 I'm also going to do a video, I think I've mentioned this before, on how to box.

01:06:19.000 And it's going to be all tricks.

01:06:23.000 Like the best one ever. 0.87

01:06:25.000 The thing you have to understand about boxing coaches like Larry Barnes, they have so much fucking information up here that they're dying to talk about.

01:06:33.000 So a question like, so the right hook, doesn't that leave you too vulnerable? 0.82

01:06:36.000 Or even like, I saw this guy, he doesn't seem that good.

01:06:39.000 He has 12 and 0.

01:06:41.000 How do you get a, how do you get an amateur record like that? 0.90

01:06:44.000 There's a whole story there with going to North Carolina and paying for these shitty guys who are going to take a fall. 0.93

01:06:49.000 And then Mexicans and Russians, when you see their amateur record, it's like, I'm not exaggerating, 399 and 0. 1.00

01:06:59.000 So take Larry Burns, for example, his amateur record is something like 45 and 6 as an amateur.

01:07:05.000 And then a pro it's really like 48 and 3, right?

01:07:07.000 48 wins, 3 losses.

01:07:08.000 Russians will have 399 wins. 0.64

01:07:14.000 And it's not cheating.

01:07:15.000 I know they always cheat, but that's just the culture down there.

01:07:18.000 They start them fighting at six years old.

01:07:22.000 Anyway, if you talk to a coach about Russian boxing records, they will start a yapping. 1.00

01:07:30.000 And the next thing you know, you're like 20 seconds into the round and he hasn't told you what to do yet.

01:07:37.000 And if you're doing stairs, you want to get them yapping as much as possible.

01:07:41.000 Here's another thing about the stairs.

01:07:45.000 As you go by the door, but then when you get to the top, have yourself a little break. 0.75

01:07:50.000 The secret to doing running up and down stairs is towards the end of the round, you got to run like a lunatic.

01:07:56.000 So when you come back into the gym, you're going.

01:08:01.000 Like, don't make eye contact, like, look kind of... Yeah. 1.00

01:08:03.000 Like, I don't even want to talk to you, fuck off. 0.99

01:08:06.000 Oh, I just went up and downstairs a whole bunch. 1.00

01:08:07.000 Meanwhile, you were just sitting there like this.

01:08:09.000 And they're like, hey, uh, Gavin. 1.00

01:08:10.000 You're just like, fuck off, I'll talk to you later. 1.00

01:08:12.000 What's up? 1.00

01:08:13.000 Can't talk, can't talk.

01:08:14.000 Or I found a spot in the gym where I am flanked by, like, six heavy bags.

01:08:21.000 So you say, Coach, what should I do now?

01:08:23.000 Two rounds with the hook bag.

01:08:25.000 Then when you've done those two rounds, you hide by the heavy bags.

01:08:28.000 Beep!

01:08:29.000 The ring starts.

01:08:30.000 The round starts.

01:08:31.000 And then you give it like 20 seconds.

01:08:34.000 And then you come over and go to the coach like, hello?

01:08:38.000 What should I be doing? 1.00

01:08:39.000 He's like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:08:39.000 Sorry. 1.00

01:08:40.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:08:40.000 Do the slip rope. 0.99

01:08:42.000 OK.

01:08:43.000 Jesus.

01:08:44.000 Sitting here waiting.

01:08:46.000 Another one I've mastered. 0.99

01:08:48.000 I like how you're bitchy and dismissive. 1.00

01:08:50.000 Hey, I'm trying to learn how to box here. 0.96

01:08:54.000 What am I paying you for?

01:08:54.000 Meanwhile, I've been hiding in the corner.

01:08:57.000 You know I'm paying for this, right?

01:08:58.000 Yeah.

01:09:00.000 When I signed up, it said I'd have a coach.

01:09:04.000 Or a deadbeat dad.

01:09:06.000 Another good one is to put on, in sparring, you put on your headset.

01:09:11.000 What's it called?

01:09:12.000 Headgear.

01:09:13.000 What, have you not been wearing yours?

01:09:17.000 You put on your head thing. 0.99

01:09:19.000 Have they been using it as a fucking speed bag? 0.99

01:09:23.000 You put on your head thing really loose. 1.00

01:09:26.000 So you get a punch.

01:09:29.000 About 20 seconds in the round, it goes flying off. 0.99

01:09:31.000 You're like, oh, for fuck's sakes. 0.98

01:09:34.000 Can someone put this back on? 0.99

01:09:35.000 That buys you like 30 seconds.

01:09:37.000 And believe me.

01:09:38.000 Oh, cause you can't put it on.

01:09:39.000 No, you've got gloves on.

01:09:40.000 Yeah.

01:09:41.000 So they got to pick it up, put it on your head, find a little hole.

01:09:44.000 Everyone's different.

01:09:45.000 Some of them have buckles, some of them have Velcro.

01:09:47.000 So they're sitting there figuring out and you're like, can we hurry up please?

01:09:51.000 Let me at them. 0.99

01:09:51.000 There's only like a minute left in this fucking round. 0.99

01:09:54.000 God. 0.99

01:09:59.000 Uh, so that's JACBD.com.

01:10:01.000 Please use a promo code.

01:10:02.000 Yeah.

01:10:03.000 And, um.

01:10:04.000 Cookies were really, really good too.

01:10:06.000 Cookies were really, really good too.

01:10:08.000 You sound like someone in, under house arrest.

01:10:11.000 Hey, hey guys, thanks for coming by.

01:10:13.000 I had some really, really good cookies today.

01:10:15.000 And I played Batman on my, uh, Xbox.

01:10:19.000 They got snickerdoodles too.

01:10:24.000 House arrest would be kind of fun, wouldn't it?

01:10:27.000 I wrote three letters today.

01:10:30.000 So again, that was from Censored.TV.

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 14, 2020

GOML LIVE #34 | WINGIN IT

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