Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 03, 2020


GOML LIVE #41 | GUIDED TOUR OF NYC


Episode Stats

Length

29 minutes

Words per Minute

160.02246

Word Count

4,750

Sentence Count

445

Misogynist Sentences

12

Hate Speech Sentences

24


Summary

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00:00:53.000 Can you hear me?
00:00:55.000 That's a good jam he wrote for us.
00:01:00.000 That could be a band.
00:01:01.000 We could start a band up again.
00:01:03.000 Actually, I'm not doing that.
00:01:04.000 I did a band, 80s Hardcore.
00:01:06.000 We were a hardcore cover band that covered 80s hardcore.
00:01:08.000 It was exhausting, man.
00:01:11.000 That hardcore is a young man's game.
00:01:13.000 Welcome to the show.
00:01:14.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:15.000 It is our Thursday live presentation here from Ryan's apartment.
00:01:22.000 And I gotta say, we are doing a much better job of retaining the merit of this show than Trevor Noah and Samantha Bee and all of these high-paid celebs who are turning out to be talentless hacks.
00:01:41.000 Holy shit do their shows suck.
00:01:42.000 And if you go to censored.tv and check out yesterday's episode,
00:01:46.000 You can see us go through them all.
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00:01:58.000 So she has a lot of trouble chopping wood.
00:02:01.000 That's the whole joke.
00:02:02.000 And it goes on and on as she tries to hit log after log.
00:02:06.000 I don't even really get it.
00:02:08.000 Did you think that we thought you were strong enough to chop wood?
00:02:11.000 She's like five feet tall.
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00:03:36.000 Why would you drink any other coffee?
00:03:40.000 If you have an opportunity to buy something that supports the First Amendment, then you should buy that, right?
00:03:47.000 And by the way, you know how I was talking earlier in the week about how I resent that you have all these rich sheiks in the Middle East who are getting all our oil money because they happen to be on that particular piece of sand?
00:04:00.000 I feel the same way about these countries in Central America.
00:04:04.000 Like, would they be able to make the coffee if we didn't go in there and show them how to use those beans?
00:04:10.000 At least they don't drive cars just on two wheels.
00:04:13.000 You know that thing they do in the Middle East?
00:04:16.000 Anyway, today's a special ep.
00:04:18.000 Oh look, my t-shirt is somewhat transparent.
00:04:22.000 I drove into the city last night.
00:04:24.000 I checked out all my old haunts, and I wanted to see how abandoned it is.
00:04:30.000 And it is!
00:04:30.000 It is...
00:04:33.000 I would say, like when we first went there, remember last week we went down and we were interviewing people and whatever.
00:04:39.000 We weren't interviewing people, although I thought that would be a good idea.
00:04:42.000 Get a broomstick, tape the mic to the end, and do streeters like this.
00:04:48.000 Oh, you can't hear me say that.
00:04:49.000 I'm two streeters really far away.
00:04:51.000 Don't make that a Zeke Heil, fuckers.
00:04:54.000 So we're gonna, this hour, I guess, we're going to go through a quick tour of New York.
00:05:01.000 I started in Queens.
00:05:03.000 Queens is not that, okay, in case you don't know New York, it looks like an uncircumcised penis, right?
00:05:08.000 There's the foreskin down there.
00:05:10.000 Wall Street is the foreskin.
00:05:12.000 This is lower Manhattan.
00:05:14.000 Not a lot's happening down here.
00:05:15.000 If you're in finance, this is where you go.
00:05:18.000 There's some tourists down here.
00:05:19.000 There's a 9-11 memorial too soon.
00:05:23.000 But there's not a lot happening.
00:05:24.000 And it's ironic, too, because when they built City Hall, which is about there, the back of it doesn't look that nice.
00:05:30.000 It's the front of it that's really grandiose.
00:05:32.000 And that's because they figured, well, New York's never going to be bigger than this.
00:05:35.000 Because this was all farmland, and they thought this will be the sort of edge of the city.
00:05:40.000 So let's make the front, and then now it's the nothing part of the city.
00:05:44.000 So here we get Tribeca, and that's like Robert De Niro, Soho, expensive fashion places.
00:05:50.000 And then we move over to the Lower East Side, East Village, that's more punky and hipstery.
00:05:56.000 There's hipsters over here too.
00:05:58.000 In Greenpoint and Williamsburg, but these hipsters are young and sexy and rich.
00:06:03.000 If you're a hipster in the Lower East Side of the East Village, you're kind of like a weirdo for life.
00:06:08.000 Like that's where I should be if I didn't have, you know, kids and a wife.
00:06:13.000 This is sort of where you go to be a weirdo for life.
00:06:16.000 So these are very different.
00:06:17.000 And this Williamsburg, the hipster area, was
00:06:22.000 We're good to go.
00:06:39.000 Is Polish.
00:06:41.000 That's where we're going to start this whole thing.
00:06:42.000 And it's funny because everyone talks about gentrification and I think I am responsible for gentrifying Williamsburg via vice.
00:06:49.000 Same thing with the hipsters.
00:06:50.000 That was us.
00:06:51.000 That was the do's and don'ts.
00:06:53.000 But the reason this area was so easy to gentrify is because it was empty.
00:06:58.000 This was all warehouses.
00:06:59.000 There used to be a lot of manufacturing here.
00:07:01.000 The ports there would get supplies, and there was factories working through the night.
00:07:06.000 Then manufacturing died, and this was all empty warehouses, so there'd be a lot of crackheads hanging around.
00:07:12.000 So artists would move in because they needed a space for the lofts.
00:07:16.000 So this was easy to gentrify.
00:07:17.000 Greenpoint's never going to gentrify.
00:07:19.000 Stop buying expensive apartments there.
00:07:22.000 The Polacks are never going to go.
00:07:24.000 Similarly, East Williamsburg, well that's still sort of Williamsburg, but you're getting sort of black and Puerto Rican and Dominican here.
00:07:32.000 These people are third generation.
00:07:33.000 They're not moving.
00:07:35.000 They don't know any other culture.
00:07:37.000 A lot of these people have never been to Manhattan.
00:07:40.000 I guarantee you, no one here has ever been to the Empire State Building inside.
00:07:45.000 Like, they're very parochial.
00:07:48.000 Anyway, so let's start out our tour with the Polish part of Greenpoint, which is where I first moved when I moved to New York.
00:07:57.000 Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
00:07:58.000 This is the first place I lived when I moved here.
00:08:01.000 700 bucks a month they paid.
00:08:04.000 And it's basically all Polish.
00:08:07.000 And after being here for a while, I started seeing these people every day.
00:08:11.000 These drunk Polacks.
00:08:12.000 And it got depressing.
00:08:13.000 And even though I was only paying $700 a month, I thought, I'm not getting the New York experience.
00:08:18.000 I'm essentially in Poland.
00:08:20.000 So I got the hell out of here.
00:08:22.000 And I think I moved to the Lower East Side or Williamsburg?
00:08:25.000 I don't remember.
00:08:26.000 I hopped around.
00:08:27.000 Basically in New York, you can't get laid if you don't live... Just pause.
00:08:31.000 This is probably, there's a dude saying, what's up?
00:08:33.000 This was probably the busiest place we saw in the whole of the city.
00:08:38.000 Hi, me.
00:08:39.000 Getting some wrinkles there, Gav.
00:08:43.000 I didn't realize this because this was our first stop, but this area is usually, you know, packed with people, but there were still quite a few here.
00:08:51.000 So this is surprising.
00:08:54.000 Manhattan.
00:08:54.000 It's like having a shitty car in LA.
00:08:57.000 So I cheaped it out here in Greenpoint in Williamsburg, which back then was cheap, and then I said, I gotta find a lady to settle down with.
00:09:05.000 So I went to Manhattan, lived in the Lower East Side, and got a wife.
00:09:11.000 Just pause that for a sec.
00:09:12.000 I don't know if I made that clear because I interrupted myself.
00:09:15.000 In LA, you have to have a nice car to get laid.
00:09:18.000 Or at least, I hear you can just have a Prius now.
00:09:20.000 But back when I was, you know, in the early aughts, um, you would, you'd meet a girl at a bar and then you'd go, let's go.
00:09:27.000 And she saw you have a decent car.
00:09:28.000 And they would talk about cars like, yeah, he's got a Saab, but it's like, it's a 1989.
00:09:32.000 It's a piece of shit.
00:09:34.000 And you would never hear that in New York.
00:09:36.000 But in New York, if you said, Hey, let's go home.
00:09:38.000 And she's like, okay, where do you live?
00:09:40.000 I live in Greenpoint.
00:09:42.000 Oh, so I gotta get in a taxi.
00:09:43.000 Find one that will go to Brooklyn.
00:09:45.000 A lot of them wouldn't do that back then in the early aughts in the 90s.
00:09:48.000 So I gotta sit in a taxi with you for like 20 minutes?
00:09:52.000 No thank you.
00:09:54.000 So it was very hard to get laid.
00:09:56.000 But if you lived in the East Village and you said, let's go home, where do you live?
00:09:59.000 Upstairs.
00:10:00.000 Well, kaboom.
00:10:05.000 Well, the good thing about living in this neighborhood is you were never worried about your girlfriend getting attacked.
00:10:10.000 Because these guys don't have a lot of gumption.
00:10:12.000 But I remember seeing one of them was puking in a dumpster, and then the other one was staring at him laughing.
00:10:18.000 And I just thought, I gotta get out of here.
00:10:21.000 Here, one detail.
00:10:22.000 That woman, go back.
00:10:24.000 That woman, she was so shit-faced she couldn't get up.
00:10:27.000 And you see this all the time.
00:10:29.000 This really bourgeois woman walking her dog, like this rich young hipster.
00:10:33.000 Greenpoint wasn't hipster when I was there.
00:10:36.000 Later, the Williamsburg thing spread.
00:10:39.000 But not the way that people say it would.
00:10:41.000 It leaked.
00:10:42.000 It dripped.
00:10:43.000 But anyway, she comes up and you can see her talking like, is she okay?
00:10:47.000 What's going on?
00:10:49.000 What do you think's going on?
00:10:51.000 A bunch of drunks are shit-faced.
00:10:54.000 It's that simple.
00:10:55.000 It's like one time I was in St.
00:10:56.000 Mark's.
00:10:57.000 Here, go forward on the map a bit.
00:10:59.000 St.
00:11:00.000 Mark's.
00:11:00.000 So where is that?
00:11:01.000 Little, little, little, little, little, little.
00:11:04.000 St.
00:11:04.000 Mark's 9th.
00:11:05.000 Does that say 9th Street?
00:11:06.000 So I was around here.
00:11:08.000 Oh no, it was closer to NYU though.
00:11:11.000 So I was around, let's say here.
00:11:13.000 And this bum just goes, oh, hits his knees and then falls face first.
00:11:20.000 And I was walking by a bus stop and I saw him, I was just like, you piece of shit.
00:11:24.000 And then he gets up and his nose is bleeding.
00:11:26.000 And he ripped his jeans a little bit.
00:11:28.000 And these NYU kids, just like the lady I just talked to, are on the phone calling 911.
00:11:33.000 And I go, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:11:35.000 He doesn't want to go to the hospital for a nosebleed.
00:11:38.000 He's a drunk piece of shit and he fell because he's wasted.
00:11:41.000 Don't intervene.
00:11:42.000 This is, there's nothing to be done here.
00:11:45.000 And he goes, he's right, I'm a piece of shit.
00:11:48.000 I don't want to go to the hospital.
00:11:50.000 And then he just walked away.
00:11:53.000 You have to, in New York City, you have to recognize that you're in a shithole.
00:11:58.000 Like rats fight for pizza in New York City.
00:12:04.000 All right.
00:12:04.000 Oh, it's time for our... No, it's not.
00:12:06.000 Okay.
00:12:06.000 Let's go to a funner part.
00:12:08.000 So now I drove from Greenpoint, right?
00:12:12.000 And now I'm driving into Williamsburg.
00:12:14.000 This is Williamsburg here.
00:12:16.000 And by the way, if you're visiting New York City, I highly recommend you fucking...
00:12:21.000 Get on the L train and get off at Bedford and just walk around.
00:12:24.000 It's a very colorful neighborhood.
00:12:25.000 They all hate my guts, even though I'm the, I'm the man who created it, but they don't know who you are.
00:12:31.000 And it's got, it's got more dense bars and places to check out than the Lower East Side and East Village.
00:12:36.000 I've heard someone describe it.
00:12:37.000 It's like the East Village in the eighties without the junkies and the crime.
00:12:40.000 That's really what it is.
00:12:41.000 So that's a fun trip.
00:12:43.000 Anyway, we're just on the, on the edge of it right here in this very important clip.
00:12:50.000 Um, this is where I was in a taxi cab with my wife, and I farted one of those farts that burns your anal lips, and I knew it was going to smell unbelievable, but so bad that it didn't smell like poo-poo.
00:13:03.000 It just was disgusting.
00:13:05.000 And my wife, who was my girlfriend at the time, said to the cab driver, uh, do you smell that?
00:13:10.000 and then he says yes i do there is a lot of uh manufacturing in this neighborhood this is back before it had become gentrified there's a lot of manufacturing in this neighborhood and you're probably smelling maybe someone manufacturing plastic the smell of burning plastic and they were both having like an in-depth discussion
00:13:35.000 By the way, that takes balls to let one rip in a taxi cab with a girl you're courting and know that it will not be seen as a fart.
00:13:44.000 I'm not even sure I did that on purpose.
00:13:49.000 And by the way, these areas we're going into now are usually totally crammed.
00:13:54.000 Williamsburg is like Chinatown now.
00:14:01.000 We're here at 75 North 4th, which was where Vice was after we went bankrupt.
00:14:06.000 That door right there.
00:14:08.000 People always say that Vice was started with the welfare grant and it's not a real company.
00:14:14.000 It was created by the government or whatever.
00:14:17.000 Okay, that's a whole other argument that I've got into a million times But what about after we went bankrupt and we were about a million dollars in debt and we had to go to the triple five souls storage room and Work from there and build the company back up from scratch Just like America after the civil war or and it was fun because we'd be up there and we'd see these Hasidic Jews in minivans picking up these prostitutes who basically lived there and they were
00:14:46.000 Fucking vile!
00:14:47.000 The prostitutes, like, one ski boot on, one sneaker, lipstick all over their face.
00:14:54.000 And, god, truckers would solicit them, too.
00:14:56.000 After a long drive, I guess you want a cheap VJ.
00:14:59.000 But, uh, they would ride all over our stairway.
00:15:02.000 I miss you so much, sweetie.
00:15:03.000 Mommy's coming home soon.
00:15:05.000 I guess they had their kids taken away for being crackheads.
00:15:08.000 And I thought, if you miss her so much, if you love her, how about you give up crack for a second?
00:15:13.000 Oh, there's the guy with the white flag.
00:15:15.000 I wonder what that says.
00:15:16.000 Can I turn this around?
00:15:21.000 And yeah, Williamsburg is totally, not totally deserted, but it's operating at about 1%.
00:15:30.000 Keep on going, his sign says.
00:15:30.000 I love you.
00:15:33.000 Thanks, man.
00:15:34.000 That's the sweetest thing anyone in Williamsburg has ever said to me.
00:15:37.000 It's funny how, um, the younger the area, the more populated it is.
00:15:43.000 Um, speaking of Johnny Apple CBD, uh, we use CBD at my gym and, uh, it's a topical cream that we used for our workout.
00:15:54.000 I actually am not, clearly not going to the gym anymore.
00:15:57.000 I bought Peloton shoes to ride my wife's Peloton like a bitch.
00:15:57.000 You know what I did today?
00:16:04.000 I'm going to be taking spin classes.
00:16:07.000 Isn't that embarrassing?
00:16:10.000 You don't seem to care.
00:16:11.000 Who, me?
00:16:12.000 Yeah.
00:16:12.000 Oh, I thought you were talking to the audience.
00:16:13.000 Are you working out?
00:16:15.000 No.
00:16:16.000 I've been making a lot of food, though.
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00:16:47.000 All right, we should get back to the tour of New York.
00:16:50.000 Are you enjoying this?
00:16:51.000 Is this fun?
00:16:52.000 I mean, doesn't everyone want to see what New York looks like?
00:16:54.000 And believe me, we're going to go to the West Side Highway.
00:16:57.000 We're going to go to that big boat.
00:17:00.000 What's it called?
00:17:01.000 The Comfort?
00:17:01.000 USNS Comfort.
00:17:04.000 And Radio City Music Hall, Fox News.
00:17:08.000 All of those areas are much more deserted than these hipster enclaves.
00:17:11.000 I guess young people think they can't get it.
00:17:15.000 Okay, here we are in Williamsburg, hipster capital of the world.
00:17:21.000 Okay, pause.
00:17:23.000 Now I do, I know I, look at that guy's hair.
00:17:26.000 It's not a hat.
00:17:29.000 See, when I created hipsters, it was like a thing, it was like an offshoot of punk.
00:17:33.000 And it was skinny white jeans, Ryan McGinley, army coats, skateboards, track bikes, MP3s, old vintage Nike shirts and stuff like that.
00:17:42.000 Then it went gay.
00:17:44.000 It actually split after I left it alone and let it run its course.
00:17:49.000 It split into metrosexuals like this guy who might not even be gay and then like biker type looks with like big beards and tons of tattoos and leather vests.
00:18:00.000 Anyway, this street is usually fucking jammed.
00:18:03.000 So I know I said Williamsburg is more populated than it should be, and I guess it is, but you have to understand, like, New York is unique, and I think I say this in the video, it is the busiest city I've ever been in.
00:18:14.000 When I go back to Montreal, and I'm walking around, I just go, where the fuck is everyone?
00:18:20.000 So, maybe you're just seeing what looks like your town, but you gotta understand how unbelievably overpopulated this city is.
00:18:28.000 Capital of the world.
00:18:29.000 There's a guy with funny hair.
00:18:33.000 This is usually packed like Chinatown.
00:18:37.000 Not anymore though.
00:18:38.000 Line for Whole Foods.
00:18:39.000 Everyone's got their masks on.
00:18:41.000 Oh, there's a line up for Whole Foods.
00:18:44.000 Waiting to go in one at a time.
00:18:46.000 It's so expensive here now.
00:18:48.000 Only Asians can live here.
00:18:49.000 Oh, that guy must be an Antifa.
00:18:52.000 Everything's boarded up.
00:18:56.000 When I came here first in 1999, you couldn't even get a bank machine.
00:19:03.000 And I'll tell you what, you better watch yourself.
00:19:05.000 These Puerto Rican kids would run around.
00:19:07.000 One of them knocked my friend out with a golf club.
00:19:09.000 He had a driver, came up behind him, smashed him in the head, knocked him clean out.
00:19:14.000 I remember when North 7th, you wouldn't go past North 7th.
00:19:18.000 There was like the Dominicans on the south side, the Puerto Ricans on the north side.
00:19:24.000 And then it got Polish as you got farther down here.
00:19:27.000 Wow, this is... I guess this looks normal to people in normal cities, but New York City is usually jammed.
00:19:42.000 Okay, now we're gonna cross the bridge and go over into the city, where it gets busy.
00:19:49.000 Leaving Brooklyn, oy vey it says.
00:19:52.000 And we are going into Manhattan from Hipster.
00:19:57.000 Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
00:19:59.000 Doesn't matter which side you go on.
00:20:01.000 Kipster's taking their one-track bikes over the top.
00:20:05.000 And then you get to see New York City!
00:20:09.000 Remember one time I was in a taxi right here with my old man.
00:20:12.000 He was visiting and he goes, look at that!
00:20:15.000 New York City!
00:20:18.000 It's weird driving on this part because it's not really looking enough for two cars.
00:20:25.000 But yeah, this bridge took about seven years to build and has been under construction for about half a century.
00:20:31.000 And we're above the East River.
00:20:34.000 You can see the projects there.
00:20:36.000 You can thank Robert Moses for those.
00:20:38.000 Third generation welfare living in there.
00:20:41.000 Having a cozy time.
00:20:43.000 You can see uptown the Chrysler Building and the Empire State Building built within a year and a half of each other.
00:20:49.000 During the Great Depression, no less!
00:20:53.000 So we've been through worse than we had greater.
00:20:55.000 You'll also notice the roads in Brooklyn are not that different from the roads in Iraq.
00:21:03.000 I don't know where all our tax money goes.
00:21:05.000 I have a feeling it goes to these folks in the PJs, as they're called.
00:21:11.000 I'm a big fan of the fashion here on, uh, what street is this again?
00:21:17.000 Doreen's and Carrie?
00:21:19.000 The Rock-A-Wear and such, but my wife doesn't wear, refuses to wear Rock-A-Wear and those Timberland high heel boots with stiletto wheels.
00:21:34.000 Okay, so now we are in the city, we're in the East Village, where everything New York-y you hear about the classic New York City and what you see at the beginning of this show is the East Village.
00:21:44.000 That's where, I mean, hip-hop came from the Bronx, but as far as punk and the fashion and the whole concept of, like, the cool New Yorker, this is where they're from.
00:21:56.000 Why are my nude senses tingling?
00:21:59.000 This is, uh... Did you hear that?
00:22:01.000 His nude senses?
00:22:02.000 No, my two sons call each other noobs all the time.
00:22:07.000 And he said, what is it about sitting next to you?
00:22:09.000 Why are my noob senses tingling?
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00:22:28.000 Barf Snippets are playing at Mercury Lounge.
00:22:30.000 I know the bassist.
00:22:32.000 Mercury Lounge is officially shut down.
00:22:35.000 Remember the Strokes told me I wasn't allowed to go there anymore.
00:22:37.000 Because I made fun of them.
00:22:40.000 And they run this town.
00:22:45.000 Keep going.
00:22:46.000 This is Ludlow Street.
00:22:48.000 This is the street I met my wife on.
00:22:50.000 We're talking about my wife a lot here.
00:22:53.000 It's kind of embarrassing.
00:22:54.000 It sounds like one of those guys who was super duper fat and then he lost the weight and looks normal now and he got married and you go, oh, it's a normal guy and his wife, but he's actually so thrilled that he has a normal girl for the first time in his life that he talks about his wife all the time.
00:23:09.000 Like the way people talk about their dogs all the time and tell you about their likes and dislikes.
00:23:14.000 I sound like an ex-fat guy.
00:23:19.000 This used to be a junky hellhole, and now look at it.
00:23:22.000 Fancy hotels.
00:23:25.000 Oh, by the way, for those of you familiar with my book, Death of Cool, this is where I fought Ryan McGinley.
00:23:29.000 McGinley, right there.
00:23:31.000 That's where I drove a giant hole into his face with my rings.
00:23:36.000 Fish is gone.
00:23:37.000 Oh, it's sweet chick now.
00:23:42.000 Was that where it was?
00:23:46.000 So, pause.
00:23:46.000 That's my old house.
00:23:48.000 174 Ludlow Street.
00:23:50.000 And on the roof is where I watched two planes crash into the World Trade Center.
00:23:54.000 And I hate to recognize that the terrorists were Muslim.
00:23:58.000 That feels racist.
00:23:59.000 But, um, they were Muslim.
00:24:02.000 And by the way, speaking of racist terms, can we stop calling it Chinkin Pox, please?
00:24:07.000 That's, that is brutally offensive.
00:24:12.000 Ludlow Street, Hipster Central.
00:24:16.000 Actually, more like, uh, decrepit hipsters.
00:24:23.000 Here we are going down First Avenue.
00:24:26.000 Uh oh, we're low on fuel.
00:24:28.000 First Avenue.
00:24:30.000 Okay, come on.
00:24:31.000 Pause.
00:24:31.000 Anyone who knows New York City.
00:24:33.000 This is, so we're just north of Houston now.
00:24:35.000 This is, we were in the Lower East Side on Ludlow.
00:24:37.000 This is the East Village.
00:24:39.000 This is fucking nuts.
00:24:41.000 New York City, East Village.
00:24:43.000 Look at that.
00:24:43.000 One, two, three.
00:24:48.000 Who are these people on city bikes, by the way?
00:24:50.000 Do they live in the East Village?
00:24:54.000 You know, another thing with the East Village that's changed drastically is NYU students have taken over this neighborhood, and it's not junkies anymore, and all the students have gone home.
00:25:04.000 So Greenpoint is a lot more residential, and Williamsburg is a lot more residential than the East Village.
00:25:10.000 All the East Village, you know, hardcore lifers, they got pushed out a long time ago by students.
00:25:18.000 Um, defines the East Village.
00:25:21.000 This is where the sort of New York cool was born.
00:25:26.000 Andy Warhol, Sex Pistols, New York Dolls.
00:25:29.000 Oh, there's people lining up to go into Key Food.
00:25:38.000 This is surprisingly busy.
00:25:47.000 That's 4th Street, 1st and A. I used to have a restaurant down there.
00:25:52.000 Mom, you bought me Chocoleon!
00:25:58.000 My wife got food poisoning from a smoothie shop here, and she called them and said, I've been sick for two days from one of your smoothies.
00:26:05.000 And the woman said, OK, thank you very much and hung up.
00:26:09.000 Wow, look at this.
00:26:12.000 That's where, oh, Niagara's gone?
00:26:14.000 Jeez.
00:26:15.000 Tompkins Square Park, that's where the squatters fought the cops.
00:26:19.000 Dock Holidays, this is where everyone congregated on New Year's Eve and during the 2000... Kind of embarrassed of that mistake.
00:26:26.000 I meant 9-11.
00:26:28.000 I called 9-11 New Year's Eve.
00:26:30.000 But we were all gathered at Dock Holidays and all these spots after 9-11 coming together.
00:26:34.000 But we're not allowed to come together for this crisis.
00:26:38.000 During the 2004 blackout, it was hopping with people having a good time.
00:26:43.000 Not so many people having a good time now.
00:26:45.000 East Village is closed for business.
00:26:50.000 Okay, I'm gonna give you one more before we go behind the paywall and that is basically the top of the West Side Highway.
00:27:01.000 Look at that beautiful sunset.
00:27:04.000 We're here on the West Side Highway where a bunch of people, I think eight, were killed by a terrorist.
00:27:10.000 Look at the quality of that sunset.
00:27:13.000 It's pink and purple.
00:27:15.000 We're going to go see that big hospital boat that's next to the Intrepid just a little farther south.
00:27:21.000 People are walking, their dogs hanging out.
00:27:24.000 You can see the West Side Highway is pretty empty.
00:27:33.000 All right, time to go.
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