Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes


GOML LIVE #45 | F THE SPLC (Part 1 )


Summary

In this episode of CensoredTV, I talk about my first day back in New York City, a crazy day in the city, and the new Star Wars movie Star Wars: Galaxy of Heroes. I also talk about a bunch of other stuff, including the latest in the DuckDuckGo saga, and my theory on why Stephen Crowder is still in the public eye. Also, I answer a question about how many million people there are in the world, and why it's a good thing Ryan Katsu Rivera's tits don't have tits. I don't know, but I can tell you it's not a good one. Also, my theory about how much money is being wasted on a lawsuit against Disney and why I think they should get rid of the guy who's suing them for suing them. I'm not a lawyer, I'm just a guy who knows what he's talking about. If you like the show, please consider becoming a patron patron patron, and I'll give you 15% off your first purchase of Red Pill. Use Promo Code "Red Pill" at checkout to get 15% all orders, and feel great! I'll be giving you a discount code "PODCAST" and you'll get 20% off of your first month's Red Pill purchase. Thanks for supporting the show! -Gavin and the crew! XOXO, Gav & the crew. -The Crew Logo by . Music by Skynet and Music by , produced by & . . , edited by ) , and , , provided by ). (credited by ), is a work of , brought to you, produced by . and produced by , and ) and ) , with , all rights reserved, , & ) & , is a registered trademarked by the , owned by the creator of the podcast, . Thank you for your support is appreciated. , so please don't forget to rate, review, review and review, and give us a review! , thank you, and share, and we'll get a shoutout, and a shout out, and send us your feedback, and so we can spread the word out to the rest of the crew out there about what you're listening to this podcast, it's amazing!


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00:00:49.000 New York City's weird tonight!
00:00:51.000 It's hot!
00:00:52.000 It's especially weird.
00:00:54.000 It's cold, it's rainy.
00:00:56.000 I don't know, man.
00:00:59.000 I'm over this, but no one's caught up with me yet.
00:01:03.000 So I'm walking around and it's just fucking bums and weirdos and all that stuff that they were talking about in Taxi Driver.
00:01:13.000 Maybe this will be the real rain that comes along and cleans the streets.
00:01:19.000 Before we get started today, I would like to give a shout out to our sponsor, Red Pill Living.
00:01:25.000 I was chastised by the guy who sells ads for us, and he said, and I don't advocate any of this verbiage,
00:01:33.000 But he said, hey retard, why are you saying tincture and topicals when you talk about this coffee company?
00:01:42.000 Stop saying tincture, you moron.
00:01:46.000 And the thing that pissed me off about that is that I took it as an insult on people who are mentally handicapped.
00:01:55.000 And that hurt.
00:01:57.000 So I guess they don't have tincture.
00:01:59.000 That looks pretty tinctury to me, though.
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00:02:35.000 RedPillLiving.com, promo code Gavin, and to the sales guy who hurt my feelings by yelling mentally handicapped epithets, dude, you're what, 29?
00:02:48.000 You don't have to say www dot.
00:02:52.000 Okay?
00:02:53.000 It's not 1999.
00:02:54.000 You just say the thing.
00:02:57.000 Did you also know this, you fucking retard?
00:02:59.000 You can just type whatever you want in the URL bar at the top.
00:03:03.000 What is 3 million divided by 240,000?
00:03:06.000 The answer will appear.
00:03:10.000 Although, I gotta say, I'm a brave guy, in every sense of the word, and I use brave as a browser.
00:03:17.000 Brave isn't good at that.
00:03:19.000 There's some weird things with brave.
00:03:22.000 Maybe I haven't updated all my flash, but I find less videos play.
00:03:25.000 I can't do my weird question like, what's 331 million divided by 1.7 million?
00:03:32.000 Which you can do in Chrome super easy, but Brave doesn't do it great.
00:03:37.000 And sometimes you'll look up something like Ryan Katsu Rivera's tits, right?
00:03:43.000 And it'll have zero results.
00:03:46.000 Zero results?
00:03:48.000 That's DuckDuckGo's fault.
00:03:50.000 That's DuckDuckGo's, sorry.
00:03:51.000 Just show me, like, A. Ryan's tits.
00:03:56.000 There's no related proof at all?
00:03:58.000 Yeah, there's not any tits.
00:04:00.000 It's very rare on Chrome where you put something in and they have nothing.
00:04:05.000 Alright.
00:04:10.000 Uh this is a weird time of the week because normally on this show we could play like the Rolling Stones and it's legal because we say um that was the song written in 1968 you can't always get what you want blah blah blah and talk about the song so it's got editorial context but I am on such a pube
00:04:31.000 Over at RedTube, I mean RedTube.
00:04:33.000 Wow, what are you doing over there?
00:04:37.000 Whoops.
00:04:38.000 Jesus.
00:04:38.000 Over at YouTube, that it's only, it's like, this is, every video is the last video on YouTube.
00:04:46.000 So I can't play any music that's not certified.
00:04:49.000 Anytime I have a picture, like, if I say the word Star Wars, I get a warning from them saying, you're really fucking, I think the reason I'm still there though,
00:04:59.000 Is because of Stephen Crowder.
00:05:00.000 The reason you can see me on YouTube right now is because of Stephen Crowder.
00:05:03.000 Here's my theory.
00:05:06.000 My theory is Stephen spent a lot of money and got very organized with a legal team when they started fucking with him.
00:05:15.000 And I don't care if your company is worth 500 billion dollars.
00:05:20.000 You have a legal team and they are very risk adverse.
00:05:24.000 So, they can fire Ryan, they can get rid of Nick Fuentes, they can get rid of these people who don't have access to tons of money, but then they go, the pros and cons of getting rid of Crowder, we're in court, we look bad, it's bad for the brand, we spend $300,000 getting rid of him, and just let him be.
00:05:44.000 And I think because I raised a quarter mil for the SPLC, which we'll be talking about
00:05:50.000 Behind the paywall in half an hour Because I used Beastie Boys footage song in the clip so we can't show it here I think because they saw me raise a quarter mil to fight the SPLC they go.
00:06:04.000 He's got money raising powers and Let's just let him be we'll just terrorize them a lot Maybe if we give him like 900 strikes for songs and using Ricky Gervais the office clips Then we can get him that way
00:06:19.000 That is my theory.
00:06:20.000 What if they would ban you because of what the SPLC said?
00:06:24.000 They would use that as a source normally to ban you, right?
00:06:26.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:27.000 Because that's going to come up in court with the discovery and help my case.
00:06:31.000 Exactly.
00:06:31.000 That's why they're not doing it, maybe.
00:06:33.000 Yeah, I think there's a lot of people out there who hate me so much they're scared of increasing my damages.
00:06:37.000 Right.
00:06:39.000 I'm doing great for money.
00:06:40.000 So if I win 10 million from the SPLC, I'm going to have the most insane party of all time.
00:06:47.000 Madonna's gonna be there.
00:06:48.000 I remember we interviewed this band at Vice like in the 90s.
00:06:54.000 What the hell were they called?
00:06:55.000 They were like a fuzz metal surf band.
00:06:58.000 King Rock.
00:07:00.000 What the fuck were they called?
00:07:02.000 Anyway, they were really cool and they were total zofed out surfer dudes and I said, so what are you guys going to do if you become famous?
00:07:10.000 What if you become the number one band in the world?
00:07:11.000 And they go, oh dude, we're going to have a huge fucking party with free beer and fucking Madonna's going to be there.
00:07:18.000 That was the big thing in the 90s.
00:07:20.000 You're so rich, Madonna's at your party.
00:07:23.000 Now, if you saw Madonna at your party, this fucking porn granny, you just go, oh, hi.
00:07:29.000 You can go masturbate, I guess, in the bathroom or something.
00:07:34.000 I've been watching Waco.
00:07:36.000 I was just watching Waco before I drove down to a Will Smith movie called I Am Legend that is our office.
00:07:45.000 And it's a great show.
00:07:46.000 Are we allowed?
00:07:47.000 Are we going to get fucked if we?
00:07:48.000 How is Netflix with all this stuff?
00:07:50.000 Good question.
00:07:52.000 Good question.
00:07:54.000 I like your tone.
00:07:55.000 It's didactic.
00:07:57.000 You've got some good cadence there.
00:08:01.000 But it's kind of freaking me out because Netflix is a propaganda tool.
00:08:08.000 And it's basically run by Barack Obama.
00:08:12.000 But I have a feeling, unlike the Chinese, these propagandists.
00:08:16.000 All right, that's enough.
00:08:17.000 Don't show anymore.
00:08:19.000 Are inept.
00:08:22.000 For example, there was a documentary that Barack Obama produced on Netflix about Chinese factories, and the premise seemed to be, you know what, we can work with China, and globalism is fine, and the unions, we can work with unions, and let's let the Chinese in here, and we can build factories over there, and we're all friends, and American Factory it was called.
00:08:46.000 And that, you can tell that's what they're going for.
00:08:48.000 They're going for, China's not the enemy, globalism isn't bad, we don't need borders, let's let Chinese people build factories here.
00:08:55.000 But if you have eyeballs on your face, you see these Chinese workers working like 10 months a year without seeing their fucking kids.
00:09:05.000 And you go, you live in hell.
00:09:08.000 Shithole doesn't begin to cover it.
00:09:10.000 You live in a horrible country that puts factory work over family.
00:09:15.000 And I was saying to my wife tonight, I go, if you, uh, if you don't see your kids for 10 months, cause they're with your, your parents and you're at some fucking factory in Beijing, 800 miles away, you have given them up for adoption.
00:09:30.000 Are you a parent?
00:09:31.000 If you see your kids for like a month, a year?
00:09:35.000 No, you're a cool uncle.
00:09:37.000 So anyway, I think Barack Obama is such a turd that he fucked up his propaganda.
00:09:43.000 Which goes back to that thing we were wondering when he talks about the wage gap with men and women.
00:09:47.000 They make 70 cents on the dollar!
00:09:51.000 Have you not googled that, dude?
00:09:53.000 Not for the same work, fucknuts.
00:09:56.000 He called Barack Obama fucknuts.
00:09:58.000 We should get him off of YouTube.
00:10:00.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
00:10:02.000 So...
00:10:04.000 I saw Waco is like their new Tiger King over at Netflix.
00:10:08.000 And we're all talking about Netflix these days.
00:10:10.000 And I thought, I sent you all those sweater of sweaters.
00:10:13.000 I just gave away the ending.
00:10:15.000 And I was confused because I don't get to the sweaters yet.
00:10:18.000 I was confused because I thought, how can anyone on earth actually anyone in outer space
00:10:25.000 How can an alien look at the Waco scenario and not hate the government?
00:10:30.000 You can hate David Koresh.
00:10:31.000 He did marry a 14-year-old.
00:10:33.000 It was legal at the time.
00:10:35.000 That Texas is fucked up.
00:10:37.000 But, uh, you can hate David Koresh for his polygamy.
00:10:41.000 I don't have a problem with that.
00:10:42.000 I'm not a huge polygamy guy, especially with a teenage daughter myself.
00:10:47.000 But, uh,
00:10:48.000 This is how you get a polygamist, if it's illegal in your state, or someone dealing guns.
00:10:55.000 You catch him on his jog.
00:10:57.000 You tackle him to the ground.
00:10:59.000 So they fucking killed tons of these people.
00:11:03.000 Like, I am...
00:11:05.000 I don't have a problem with the Branch Davidians outside of the young girls.
00:11:09.000 I don't have a problem with people being so Christian.
00:11:11.000 I mean, that's what Hasidism is, right?
00:11:14.000 You're just very, very religious.
00:11:15.000 You read the Torah all day.
00:11:17.000 They were very, very Christian.
00:11:18.000 They read the Bible all day.
00:11:20.000 So that's something I'm beeswaxed.
00:11:25.000 The fact that they went in there and killed women and children to save their own ass because people were doobies of the ATF and they wanted a heroic story.
00:11:34.000 How can you not hate the state?
00:11:35.000 Now, this is a time in America where the state is telling us we have to wear masks, we can't go outdoors, all the pussies are coming out.
00:11:42.000 This thing has been a boon for the tattletale communist pussy community.
00:11:48.000 For the snitch community.
00:11:49.000 They're really thriving right now.
00:11:51.000 It is a disaster!
00:11:53.000 It's wildly un-American.
00:11:56.000 And so I would think if you are a globalist, like Barack Obama, and you want to push Netflix propaganda, Waco should be the last thing you show.
00:12:06.000 Because it is one of the most egregious examples of the state overstepping their boundaries.
00:12:14.000 So I'm watching it with my broad, and she's a lib, and even she was saying, yeah, there's no way you could take away that the state is the hero in this.
00:12:24.000 There are heroes, there's like a couple of cool FBI guys, but we all know that as adults, that there's no big monolithic evil group where everyone's a bad guy.
00:12:35.000 But a more important takeaway with this film is the fucking sweaters.
00:12:42.000 It's ridiculous.
00:12:44.000 That is the only sweater on the show that's not a v-neck.
00:12:47.000 But the main negotiator has a different v-neck sweater every day.
00:12:53.000 There's one of the Branch Davidians.
00:12:55.000 That's another leased v-neck.
00:12:57.000 Now, I'm sorry.
00:12:58.000 I didn't know this when I started watching the show.
00:13:00.000 I would have had a hundred of these.
00:13:02.000 But the main guy who looks so Slovakian, that dude, you know him from all the New York movies.
00:13:07.000 Michael Shannon?
00:13:08.000 Oh, you even do a Michael Shannon?
00:13:10.000 Yeah.
00:13:11.000 Detective Nelson Van Olden.
00:13:13.000 Well, put the camera on yourself when you're talking there, boy.
00:13:16.000 Detective Nelson Van Olden.
00:13:18.000 So you just talk slow and you're doing an imitation of the guy?
00:13:24.000 It's from Boardwalk Empire.
00:13:26.000 Oh, okay.
00:13:28.000 It's just you talking slow.
00:13:31.000 So anyway, he has a different V-neck sweater in every scene, every day, which means that when he packed his bags to go somewhere, he packed seven sweaters.
00:13:44.000 How long was, Waco I think was eight days.
00:13:47.000 You packed eight different sweaters?
00:13:49.000 Dude, first of all, Texas is never cold.
00:13:53.000 So you never need a sweater in Texas.
00:13:55.000 But secondly, who packs a different V-necks?
00:13:58.000 I think everyone, each one will be the same.
00:14:02.000 Everyone's fine with you having one sweater for your entire trip.
00:14:07.000 Look at that.
00:14:09.000 I hate that look, too.
00:14:10.000 That fucking pisses me off.
00:14:12.000 That's the thing with guys in finance in New York City.
00:14:15.000 They have this look all winter where it's a blazer, tie, and a dress shirt.
00:14:21.000 By the way, this is a very thin kind of a summery suit.
00:14:24.000 I am on fire in December when I wear this outside, okay?
00:14:29.000 But they add this ingredient that is infuriating.
00:14:32.000 It's a sweater that has a collar.
00:14:36.000 The collar's up.
00:14:38.000 It's not a huge collar, but the collar's up.
00:14:40.000 And then there's a zip.
00:14:42.000 So you could zip it like this.
00:14:43.000 I think it's a ski sweater, really.
00:14:45.000 You could zip it like this, like a turtleneck.
00:14:47.000 But they are rebels, so they have it zipped all the way down, which is about to here.
00:14:52.000 And there's a steel zipper thing that looks... With a circle?
00:14:55.000 Yeah, with a circle on a sphere on the end, not a circle.
00:14:58.000 And it looks like some sort of miniature sex toy.
00:15:02.000 Like some sort of strap on.
00:15:03.000 And they have that on.
00:15:05.000 And it's purely for fashion because offices are all 70 degrees.
00:15:11.000 Wall Street is 70 degrees.
00:15:12.000 So you're sitting there cooking in your little fucking chemise.
00:15:17.000 I hate it!
00:15:20.000 And then when it gets to be spring, they wear this Patagonia thing with the quilted little tubes.
00:15:28.000 They all wear it!
00:15:30.000 The conformity in the upper middle class New York City finance people is like bordering on stormtroopers.
00:15:40.000 Which reminds me of Heshy Sox.
00:15:45.000 And we're going to have a bunch of giveaways behind the paywall of Heshy socks and other fun stuff.
00:15:51.000 In fact, last show was so hysterical that Heshy, our sponsor, called us and upped the ante and had us give out more free socks.
00:16:03.000 I think you've got a pair right there, Ryan.
00:16:05.000 I do.
00:16:06.000 Now you said that you use those as a teddy bear and you sleep with them.
00:16:09.000 You don't want to put them on your feet.
00:16:12.000 Yep.
00:16:15.000 I did.
00:16:17.000 Henshie Socks are the most comfortable, kick-ass fashion shows.
00:16:20.000 Fashion socks for work or play.
00:16:22.000 And then our ad guy has put in brackets sex.
00:16:26.000 So I guess you should have sex with these on.
00:16:30.000 Actually, women look great in bed with socks, don't they?
00:16:33.000 I think I prefer socks to heels.
00:16:36.000 I never quite got into the sneakers thing.
00:16:39.000 With intercourse.
00:16:42.000 Oh, you've created an ad for this.
00:16:45.000 Oh yeah.
00:16:46.000 You wanna see it?
00:16:47.000 Let's see your commercial that you were not told to make.
00:16:50.000 Yes.
00:16:53.000 Are you tired of looking through your sock collection and realizing all your socks are shitty and stinky?
00:16:58.000 Well fret no more, because Heshy Socks are functional and fashionable.
00:17:02.000 And for a limited time only, you can step into these bad boys for 20% off using promo code GAVIN.
00:17:08.000 Just go to HeshyWear.com, promo code GAVIN.
00:17:11.000 Thanks Heshy Socks.
00:17:13.000 You are...
00:17:15.000 You're like someone who's hit by a car.
00:17:17.000 What do you mean?
00:17:18.000 Why didn't you do narration on top of that?
00:17:20.000 I did.
00:17:20.000 You don't, you didn't hear it again?
00:17:21.000 No.
00:17:22.000 Was it in your headphones?
00:17:23.000 Yeah.
00:17:24.000 Here, look, check it out.
00:17:24.000 This is the weirdest thing.
00:17:35.000 This is not interesting to people at home.
00:17:40.000 Okay, okay, that's fine.
00:17:42.000 That's weird, though.
00:17:44.000 That's WEIRD, though.
00:17:45.000 Like, I don't understand why it doesn't come through.
00:17:47.000 That's like the only time that I've needed headphones on this show and it drives me nuts that Howard Stern and Joe Rogan wear headphones.
00:17:55.000 I did a podcast you can find on my YouTube channel called, Can I ask you a question?
00:17:59.000 And I shot it at Red Bull Studios and they have super, they have infinite money.
00:18:04.000 So I had these amazing headphones and I'm sitting there talking to like Justin Theroux and we can hear
00:18:13.000 It's like AMSR shit.
00:18:16.000 We can hear like our spit.
00:18:18.000 It's really distracting.
00:18:20.000 And I don't understand why Howard Stern, who makes $90 million a year, needs to have headphones.
00:18:24.000 Just have it come out of a speaker.
00:18:26.000 All my interviews, all my phone calls tonight will come out of that speaker.
00:18:30.000 And I'll hear them fine, and they won't reverberate through my mic.
00:18:33.000 The technology has improved.
00:18:36.000 Anyway.
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00:18:43.000 They're made from the finest prima cotton.
00:18:46.000 These socks were designed for every working man.
00:18:48.000 Heshy Socks look great and they are affordable.
00:18:50.000 Right now, my listeners get 20% off orders at HeshySocks.com.
00:18:55.000 Use promo code GAVIN, get free shipping for all orders over $45.
00:18:59.000 HeshySocks.com, promo code GAVIN.
00:19:01.000 And then behind the paywall,
00:19:03.000 I'm giving away two pairs of Heshy socks to caller one and two.
00:19:07.000 Not to criticize our sales guy, but he puts sex in brackets, right?
00:19:13.000 And when he's talking about for work or play, but they're men's socks.
00:19:18.000 So he's suggesting men wear these during intercourse, which is not a great look.
00:19:23.000 No.
00:19:25.000 No, women do well with socks.
00:19:27.000 There's some basic rules with nudity and intercourse.
00:19:30.000 Men look good with jeans on and no shirt, even if they're fat.
00:19:34.000 When they wear a shirt with no pants, they look like piglet, no matter what.
00:19:38.000 Women, on the other hand, look like strange, offensive lesbians when they just wear pants with no shirt.
00:19:45.000 But with a shirt and no pants, they always look fantastic, even if they're fat.
00:19:49.000 And as far as socks go, during intercourse, women look cozy and fun, and men look like Elliot Spitzer.
00:19:56.000 That was his thing.
00:19:57.000 See what I'm saying?
00:20:02.000 I hate living... These YouTube shows are like living in a communist country.
00:20:07.000 Because even that clip ago... Are we gonna get in trouble for that clip?
00:20:10.000 For that one?
00:20:11.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:20:12.000 You're in a state of fear.
00:20:14.000 This is what communism is like.
00:20:15.000 This is what socialism is like.
00:20:18.000 Are we in trouble?
00:20:18.000 Did we do something wrong?
00:20:19.000 Was I bad?
00:20:20.000 Are you mad?
00:20:21.000 Am I going away?
00:20:21.000 Am I fired?
00:20:22.000 Am I cut out?
00:20:24.000 Boy, they're really cracking down on the old GOML.
00:20:26.000 I was telling our subscribers yesterday that Sky News is banned us in Britain.
00:20:31.000 We're getting banned in New Zealand.
00:20:33.000 Google is taking my mass emails and sending them into spam.
00:20:38.000 I advertised on Drudge and Drudge was all for it.
00:20:41.000 Yes, please.
00:20:42.000 And Google killed the ad.
00:20:45.000 So when you went to the Drudge Report, where my ad was up, it was just a blank space.
00:20:50.000 That was too much of indecence.
00:20:53.000 It is indecent.
00:20:54.000 And I did that Discord the other day, and some guy was defending socialism, and I assumed he was going to use Denmark or Finland or something, and I'm very well prepared to point out that those places are not the socialist utopias you think they are.
00:21:08.000 Which is why, by the way, we're promoting the concept of invading Greenland.
00:21:15.000 And we used to want Trump to do it, but Denmark owns Greenland.
00:21:19.000 They have a standing army of 12,000.
00:21:20.000 We have 16,000 subscribers.
00:21:24.000 This show could take over Greenland.
00:21:30.000 And I don't know why I'm matching the armies.
00:21:32.000 Are we all both gonna die?
00:21:34.000 No, I think we'll like kill 10 Denmark soldiers and they'll go, all right, all right, all right.
00:21:40.000 Hold your wisht, calm down.
00:21:43.000 Because there's unbelievable resources opening up here with ice melting.
00:21:48.000 Did you mention the caller's example of the... Oh yeah, sorry, sorry, tangent.
00:21:53.000 So he... I go, give me an example of socialism or communism working.
00:21:56.000 He goes, Soviet Russia.
00:21:59.000 My guy.
00:22:01.000 My guy.
00:22:02.000 And I've actually never heard that before.
00:22:04.000 Actually, when James O'Keefe exposed the Bernie Bros and we heard them defending gulags, I thought, oh, that's a new one.
00:22:15.000 I had assumed like the gulag archipelago had shown you that Soviet Russia was
00:22:20.000 Hell on earth.
00:22:21.000 And the best way to defend social movements was to say, no, that wasn't us.
00:22:25.000 We have a better idea.
00:22:26.000 But to double down and go, no, that's us.
00:22:29.000 That's like a cop saying, you say police brutality is a problem and they go, no, it's not.
00:22:34.000 And you go, what about when they shoved that pole up Abner Louima's ass?
00:22:38.000 And then the pro cop guy goes, yeah, he deserved it.
00:22:42.000 He was a bitch.
00:22:43.000 Whoa.
00:22:45.000 You're supposed to say, all cops hate Justin Volpe.
00:22:48.000 That was a terrible moment in NYPD history.
00:22:51.000 But that's not, the left is like, no, I like gulags.
00:22:55.000 I like living in constant fear of my mother ratting me out to the Soviet Union, where I have to go to re-education camp.
00:23:04.000 And they talked, remember?
00:23:06.000 Project Veritas exposed them talking about sending us conservatives, or I hate the word conservative, but like non-liberals, non-fans of Barack and Hillary, sending us to re-education camps to quote-unquote, teach us how not to be Nazis.
00:23:23.000 That doesn't look fun.
00:23:26.000 Looks great.
00:23:28.000 If you want to lose weight.
00:23:29.000 It worked for the government, I'm sure.
00:23:30.000 Yeah.
00:23:33.000 You didn't ask?
00:23:33.000 I gotta explain this to my daughter.
00:23:35.000 I saw her watching these videos for school today and it was like Birmingham, Alabama and black people being, you know, firebombed and killed and Martin Luther King, which is all great.
00:23:44.000 She has to know all that stuff.
00:23:46.000 But I can tell the subtext is that we're a horrible racist country and we did horrible things.
00:23:52.000 And then you become the bad guy where you're like, you know, Martin Luther King was no saint.
00:23:57.000 Right here, not Archie Bunker.
00:23:58.000 And then you're not helping your cause any because like, my dad said Martin Luther King was a piece of shit.
00:24:03.000 No, but can, hey teachers, with our kids, can you stop like regurgitating our worst moments again and again and again?
00:24:12.000 It's almost like we're in a divorce and you're like, your father got drunk one Christmas Eve and threw up under the Christmas tree.
00:24:20.000 Here's a video of it.
00:24:21.000 Do a book report on it.
00:24:23.000 Yeah.
00:24:23.000 I'm sorry, half a century ago, I was a shitty person.
00:24:27.000 You know, if they said only men... You know, if it was didactic... This is Trump if he got hit by a car, God forbid.
00:24:39.000 This is Trump if he had your IQ.
00:24:41.000 But you love the American people, okay?
00:24:45.000 No, but if they said just crappy stuff about Martin Luther King, I feel like you would be like, well no, he also did some good stuff too, so it's about being fair and honest.
00:24:51.000 Of course I would, yeah.
00:24:52.000 Yeah, I just don't like the propaganda she gets.
00:24:56.000 She's like a superhero, where he was perfect.
00:24:59.000 Yeah, like the other assignment she had, I've already talked about this on the show, where there's a 50s housewife in high heels vacuuming.
00:25:07.000 And the question is, is this woman happy?
00:25:10.000 And you know what you're supposed to say.
00:25:12.000 God forbid you say yes.
00:25:14.000 Yeah, it's happened to me.
00:25:16.000 She's wearing high heels.
00:25:17.000 She's in hell.
00:25:18.000 She's in a fucking commercial.
00:25:23.000 Would you like her to have a shit-stained t-shirt on?
00:25:27.000 Some heshy socks?
00:25:29.000 The fuck?
00:25:30.000 And by the way, she's not even in a commercial.
00:25:33.000 She's a drawing in a commercial.
00:25:35.000 She's a watercolor painting in a commercial.
00:25:39.000 I'm sorry that she looks so fancy.
00:25:42.000 The artists were not thinking about how comfortable this cartoon was.
00:25:45.000 Should the artists have drawn some zits on her ass?
00:25:49.000 Fuck.
00:25:51.000 All right, let's go behind the paywall.
00:25:53.000 This is our last read.
00:25:54.000 And we've got a fun video about the SPLC.
00:25:57.000 We're going to be taking some calls.
00:25:58.000 We're going to be going through the news.
00:25:59.000 I've got a fun theory.
00:26:01.000 I'm obsessed with David Shortell, the guy who was there 15 minutes before Roger Stone was busted.
00:26:09.000 15 minutes and you weren't tipped off?
00:26:12.000 No, I'm just really good at stakeouts.
00:26:14.000 Really?
00:26:15.000 What were some of your other stakeouts?
00:26:16.000 None.
00:26:18.000 Hmm, that's interesting.
00:26:20.000 I'm just gonna go to Citi Field now and when Cespedes is up, I'm going to be taking his place and literally knocking it out of the park.
00:26:29.000 Because I'm lucky like you, David Chortel, but I have a theory that he's fucking this Polance chick and she threw him that scoop so he wouldn't dump her fat ass.
00:26:39.000 Anyway, we can talk like that behind the paywall out of the eyes and ears of Soviet Russia and the bots.
00:26:48.000 Even try to get a signature from somebody from a concert that you saw just waiting at that door, just waiting for them to come out.
00:26:54.000 Good luck.
00:26:55.000 And that's not even a stakeout.
00:26:58.000 Okay, that's kind of not really where I was going with my analogy.
00:27:01.000 My analogy was you are the best at the world at something you tried once.
00:27:07.000 Right, but mine is the actual stakeout itself.
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00:28:40.000 Alright, so, that's half an hour into the show.
00:28:43.000 I'm sorry, freeloaders, that I give you so little and bombard you with so much advertising, but, uh, nothing's free.
00:28:52.000 I remember in Vice days, we were a free magazine, right?
00:28:56.000 Because we realized, far into the game, that charging for the price, cover price, barely covers putting it in magazine shops.
00:29:05.000 So let's just put them everywhere for free and we'll lose like 40 bucks a month and then we said people could subscribe and so we'd say okay well we'll just charge us charge you postage so it's like 50 bucks a year whatever the fuck it was and then we get all pissy and say you said it was free!
00:29:26.000 What?
00:29:28.000 This is, I'm noticing this with COVID too.
00:29:30.000 Like Howard Stern was bitching about COVID and he was saying, Trump was supposed to protect us.
00:29:35.000 That's his job.
00:29:36.000 And now we all have this fucking flu.
00:29:38.000 Fuck him.
00:29:39.000 Tim Heidecker was doing the same thing, screaming at Trump.
00:29:42.000 Trump, how did you let this happen?
00:29:44.000 And you go, every single country in the world had this ridiculous, exaggerated pandemic.
00:29:52.000 But you're mad at Trump, and it's just like a kid, like, Dad!
00:29:55.000 I wasn't, no one asked me to prom.
00:29:58.000 What the fuck's the matter with you?
00:30:01.000 People just want to give up their liberties.
00:30:04.000 I want, not only will I wear a mask and stay inside, I want you to.
00:30:08.000 And why is there even a disease in the first place?
00:30:10.000 You're my boss.
00:30:11.000 You're the king.
00:30:12.000 You're God.
00:30:13.000 You should have made it go away.
00:30:15.000 You should have got fired.
00:30:17.000 You should get in trouble.
00:30:18.000 Be brave.
00:30:19.000 And never stop fighting.
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