Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #46

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00:00:08.000 Okay, now to the clip.

00:00:40.000 That's the song we play, because we can't play normal songs, because this is a... This ends up on YouTube.

00:00:52.000 Yeah!

00:00:54.000 Did I type out the, uh, the fucking ads?

00:01:03.000 I forgot that song.

00:01:14.000 We wrote that tree planting one year.

00:01:16.000 We were up in Chapolo, Quebec.

00:01:18.000 And we wrote a song about Chapolo that went, Chapolo, Chapolo, you know it's gonna be hot.

00:01:25.000 Chapolo, Chapolo, we're not going there to drink water.

00:01:30.000 Because we would get, tree planting, we'd get one day off every ten days.

00:01:34.000 And we would fucking give her.

00:01:36.000 But, uh, the problem is, um, you would be taking, uh, you'd be being bitten by bugs.

00:01:44.000 So your blood was very thin.

00:01:46.000 Or was it thick?

00:01:47.000 Yeah, your blood was thick.

00:01:48.000 To coagulate more.

00:01:51.000 I can't remember which one it is, to be quite honest.

00:01:53.000 But it makes you much more tolerant of alcohol.

00:01:56.000 See, we couldn't get wasted.

00:01:57.000 You'd have to chug a Mickey in the school bus on the way into town from the campsite, and then just pound beers all night.

00:02:03.000 You'd be lucky to get a buzz.

00:02:05.000 Lucky!

00:02:07.000 This is Bourbon and Sock Month.

00:02:09.000 All month.

00:02:11.000 We're getting some of that America bourbon.

00:02:14.000 May is Bourbon and Sock Month.

00:02:16.000 It's sponsored by Merica Bourbon and Heshy Socks.

00:02:19.000 We got the socks, we're getting the bourbon.

00:02:21.000 Every Thursday this month, we're giving a bottle of Merica Bourbon to callers 1 and 2.

00:02:26.000 That happens, of course, behind the paywall.

00:02:29.000 And get a shot glass and stuff and bring the open one.

00:02:33.000 Come on, guy!

00:02:37.000 And we're also giving away two sets of Heshy Socks to callers one and two.

00:02:41.000 Call in when.

00:02:42.000 I'm wearing Heshy Socks right now.

00:02:43.000 They are very supportive in these troubling times.

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00:02:57.000 Thank you, Mericabourbon and Heshy Socks.

00:03:00.000 And you should... No, now take this one away.

00:03:03.000 I guess I can just put it down.

00:03:06.000 But, uh...

00:03:08.000 I was thinking on the way over here, the second, like I saw my optometrist today, and I see him as a, he's sympathetic, let's just say, to my political beliefs when it comes to the old Magaroonskis.

00:03:22.000 And I'm like, alright, well, that's my optometrist for the rest of my life.

00:03:25.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:27.000 So, if you're gonna buy bourbon, you should buy America.

00:03:31.000 If you're gonna buy beer, you should buy Budweiser.

00:03:33.000 If you're gonna buy socks, you should buy Heshey.

00:03:36.000 Because you know that these people are like-minded, so why support anyone else?

00:03:41.000 I know I drink Makers, too, but... Okay, if you want a slightly less sweet, more scotchy vibe, and you think Maker's Mark smells like cotton candy sometimes, America is for you.

00:03:52.000 And I actually wrote a song about them coming up the stairs to the studio.

00:03:58.000 Technically down the stairs.

00:04:00.000 Wanna hear it?

00:04:02.000 Why don't you get your guitar?

00:04:04.000 I got a lotta errands for you today.

00:04:08.000 I went into my wife's jewelry, I've been drinking all day, I went into my wife's jewelry box, cabinet area, and I invaded her turquoise collection.

00:04:17.000 You have no idea how dead I would be if she saw this.

00:04:21.000 This shit is worth like tens of thousands of dollars.

00:04:24.000 This is made by Indians, this is some sort of antique thing that should be in the American Indian Museum.

00:04:30.000 I would be murdered if she knew I had this.

00:04:33.000 This is like her diamond necklaces.

00:04:36.000 But I'm gonna sneak it back and nobody will know!

00:04:39.000 It's all for a good, well-thought-out bit, though, right?

00:04:42.000 Nope.

00:04:43.000 I just was in her bathroom, which I'm not allowed in, and I was like, I'm gonna fucking take some shit while I'm here.

00:04:48.000 You think she doesn't allow you in there because you will just... No, actually, I shouldn't say that.

00:04:53.000 It's not like I'm not allowed in.

00:04:54.000 I could take a dump there if I want, but the secret to a good marriage is to keep shit smells away from each other.

00:05:00.000 That's how you make a marriage last.

00:05:02.000 And also not to hear each other fart.

00:05:04.000 Ever.

00:05:06.000 So what about bed, Gavin?

00:05:09.000 You make your fingers like a parrot beak, you go right up to the anal lips, you open them up, and... Breathe out.

00:05:22.000 Even if she's asleep.

00:05:26.000 Oh yeah, I have COVID.

00:05:28.000 Just like Chris Cuomo.

00:05:29.000 By the way, I was thinking of Chris Cuomo the other day.

00:05:31.000 He said he had COVID, right?

00:05:32.000 Just say you have it.

00:05:34.000 And then he said, I've been cleared.

00:05:36.000 I'm totally free of COVID.

00:05:39.000 The CDC tested me.

00:05:40.000 Of course, he gets the top test, right?

00:05:44.000 I think he really did go get tested.

00:05:46.000 He pretended he had it.

00:05:48.000 Did this sort of Christ coming out of the cave thing, even though we already saw him in the Hampshires.

00:05:53.000 And then he actually literally did get a test and say, do I have it anymore?

00:06:00.000 And they go, no, you don't have it.

00:06:02.000 Oh good, I beat it then.

00:06:03.000 And they go, I don't know if you ever had it.

00:06:05.000 I never.

00:06:06.000 No, I had it.

00:06:08.000 Oh, I had it bad.

00:06:11.000 I got it bad.

00:06:13.000 And that ain't good.

00:06:17.000 I'm washing America down.

00:06:19.000 Oh, I have another theory, by the way.

00:06:20.000 We don't talk about COVID on this show, but occasionally we glance across it.

00:06:26.000 I have another theory.

00:06:27.000 Some, uh, fire, FDMI dude who has to go examine everyone who dies and tell everyone else how they died, including guys on the force, and he said, weirdest thing, it seems like people who are totally out of shape, fat pigs, smokers, they die.

00:06:42.000 And old people, obviously.

00:06:43.000 But then super-duper fit guys also seem to die almost as regularly.

00:06:48.000 It's the sort of middle-of-the-road schlubs

00:06:51.000 Like me, that seem immune.

00:06:53.000 I was like, huh, that's funny.

00:06:55.000 Took me about six hours.

00:06:57.000 And then I went... Inject chlorine.

00:07:03.000 Take medical advice from me.

00:07:06.000 Maybe it's because middle-of-the-road guys like me drink, occasionally do drugs, smoke pot, smoke cigarettes.

00:07:15.000 We put shit into our bodies.

00:07:18.000 Drink coffee a lot in the morning.

00:07:20.000 We pollute ourselves.

00:07:22.000 John Joseph of the Cro-Mags doesn't doesn't do a bump or grab a piece of Adderall or chug a bottle of bourbon ever.

00:07:33.000 John Joseph Cro-Mag is more vulnerable than me.

00:07:38.000 That is my theory and I'm drinking to it.

00:07:49.000 All right, here's a song I wrote about America Bourbon.

00:07:51.000 You ready?

00:07:54.000 How do we know our timing?

00:07:55.000 Two, three, and... And I'm moving from the burbs this... Wait, we gotta get in sync here.

00:08:05.000 And I'm moving from the burbs this time tomorrow.

00:08:09.000 So what's the beat?

00:08:11.000 Yeah.

00:08:15.000 Yeah, okay.

00:08:16.000 Three.

00:08:16.000 Four.

00:08:18.000 You gotta start in that composition.

00:08:19.000 Okay, ready?

00:08:20.000 Okay.

00:08:21.000 Two, three, four.

00:08:23.000 Cause I'm moving from the burbs this time tomorrow.

00:08:28.000 I'll be leaving in the past this fucking town.

00:08:33.000 And I'm going back in time to see my brothers.

00:08:38.000 We'll be drinking all this whiskey safe and sound.

00:08:44.000 Whee!

00:08:47.000 And that, the beauty of that is you can keep working it.

00:08:49.000 And you gotta ask yourself to know what you're doing when you're moving in the past all fading now.

00:08:59.000 You brought, you made me bring this here for that.

00:09:03.000 Yeah.

00:09:05.000 Unbelievable.

00:09:06.000 I'll stand by that.

00:09:07.000 Are we gonna keep doing it?

00:09:08.000 Isn't it cute how this piece of turquoise looks like a little...

00:09:14.000 You don't think that's worth it?

00:09:15.000 I wrote a song about one of our sponsors?

00:09:18.000 I think that's pretty fucking amazing.

00:09:19.000 And it's a good jam!

00:09:21.000 In fact, I have to admit, in the back of my mind while I was singing that, I thought, they're probably going to want to do like a video of this and maybe ask me for the rights?

00:09:31.000 Maybe have a band record it or something?

00:09:34.000 Or maybe I could record it?

00:09:35.000 This is a jam.

00:09:39.000 I was in the East Village today.

00:09:41.000 It's funny how we can't say where our office is in Manhattan because people want to kill us.

00:09:47.000 I can't have my kids on the show.

00:09:49.000 I can't have my wife on the show.

00:09:51.000 Because why?

00:09:52.000 Am I Jeffrey Dahmer?

00:09:54.000 OJ Simpson chopped a woman's head off and he's on social media giving his football picks.

00:10:00.000 What did I do?

00:10:01.000 Agree with the president?

00:10:03.000 Sorry.

00:10:04.000 Won't happen again.

00:10:05.000 This should hang about here, I think.

00:10:08.000 Anyway, people seem to enjoy the last look at New York City, what we did a couple weeks ago.

00:10:17.000 Let's tune in.

00:10:18.000 It hasn't really changed.

00:10:19.000 It's still deserted, but I don't go to St.

00:10:22.000 Mark's Place much, and St.

00:10:23.000 Mark's was fucking as empty.

00:10:28.000 It is the emptiest I've ever seen it.

00:10:31.000 Well, obviously it's the emptiest I've ever seen it, but it looks emptier than Times Square.

00:10:35.000 I mean, there's still traffic.

00:10:37.000 There's still areas that look kind of busy, not very, but sort of.

00:10:41.000 But St.

00:10:42.000 Mark's, I'm used to just sort of shoulder to shoulder.

00:10:44.000 It's like the Chinatown of hipsters.

00:10:46.000 And let's look at it now.

00:10:50.000 Yo, here we are on St.

00:10:51.000 Mark's Place.

00:10:53.000 There's a lot of parking here.

00:10:56.000 Normally, this place would be packed.

00:10:59.000 St.

00:10:59.000 Mark's is like a shopping mall, usually.

00:11:02.000 But now we got people doing birthdays and stuff.

00:11:05.000 And this used to be a cool place to get poutine.

00:11:10.000 You know, like the Montreal di- What does that mean, people doing birthdays and stuff?

00:11:16.000 You said it.

00:11:17.000 I know, I don't understand it.

00:11:18.000 People celebrating their birthday there, perhaps.

00:11:23.000 Okay.

00:11:27.000 What the fuck, a block blew up.

00:11:29.000 Drea de Mateo lived there.

00:11:30.000 Remember from The Sopranos?

00:11:32.000 Every time we saw her on the street, we'd always yell, tell Tony!

00:11:35.000 Meaning like, you know, tell her that, tell Tony that the feds got ya.

00:11:40.000 Or you're gonna get killed.

00:11:42.000 She ended up getting killed.

00:11:43.000 But yeah, around here, these fuckers will use illegal, like, Russians to do important construction, including gas.

00:11:52.000 So these fuckhead Polacks just fuckin' rigged up somethin' there.

00:11:57.000 And, uh, it caught a match and blew up.

00:11:59.000 The whole block was gone.

00:12:01.000 Not the whole block, but this whole area was toast.

00:12:03.000 Uh-oh.

00:12:04.000 There's the 5-0.

00:12:07.000 Tuesday, Friday.

00:12:08.000 Yeah, I'm good.

00:12:09.000 I was checking the signs, you see.

00:12:14.000 I don't understand the birthdays quote.

00:12:17.000 Do birthdays, they're like birthday celebrations.

00:12:20.000 I guess karaoke places?

00:12:22.000 But yeah, you remember that?

00:12:23.000 That was, what, about three years ago?

00:12:25.000 Four years ago?

00:12:27.000 That part of, uh, where are we now?

00:12:30.000 2nd Avenue and St.

00:12:32.000 Mark's Down?

00:12:33.000 Just... was gone.

00:12:36.000 And what these fucking Russians do is, they take bids, right?

00:12:41.000 I'll say, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:42.000 You don't need to charge this.

00:12:44.000 So expensive other places.

00:12:45.000 Well, I can do this.

00:12:47.000 So they get the deposit.

00:12:47.000 No problem.

00:12:50.000 They look it up on YouTube.

00:12:52.000 Ask a few people what to do.

00:12:53.000 Then they go buy the equipment with the deposit and then work on your house, which is OK if it's a wood floor.

00:12:59.000 But they do this for the gas and some fucking illegal.

00:13:04.000 And you can make fun of them because they're white.

00:13:06.000 Some white illegals rigged up some bullshit gas thing.

00:13:10.000 Uh, on that part of the East Village, and blew up like a major, major part.

00:13:16.000 Half of a city block was gone.

00:13:22.000 Anyway, I'm getting new glasses.

00:13:24.000 Because I broke these.

00:13:25.000 You can't see this, but they have glue in the middle.

00:13:27.000 Gorilla glue, and I'm on my third coating of gorilla glue.

00:13:31.000 And you know how much this costs?

00:13:32.000 I have a guy, so he gets me a deal.

00:13:35.000 But this, to get trifocal lens, where it's like long distance, nothing, reading on the bottom, $650.

00:13:42.000 Ooh, I was going to guess $400.

00:13:44.000 And that's ridiculous.

00:13:45.000 Everything is so fucking expensive.

00:13:48.000 Even like my trainer from the gym, I go, hey, man, it's been a while.

00:13:51.000 Do you do house calls?

00:13:52.000 He goes, yep.

00:13:53.000 And I go, OK, well, maybe we should set something up, because I'm getting back to the Grover bod.

00:13:58.000 And he goes, okay, I'll pop by, you're a friend, just fucking $125, whatever, I don't care.

00:14:04.000 I'm sorry?

00:14:05.000 $125?

00:14:07.000 For an hour.

00:14:09.000 Now, to stay in good shape, he should come by twice.

00:14:12.000 So that's $250.

00:14:14.000 That's $1,000 a month.

00:14:17.000 That's like an okay apartment for a young man.

00:14:20.000 If he has roommates.

00:14:22.000 A good apartment for a young man if he has roommates.

00:14:25.000 Now I got roommates?

00:14:27.000 And isn't that insane for the fucking glasses?

00:14:31.000 I just brought my bike into the shop.

00:14:32.000 That's- I guarantee it's gonna be 50 bucks.

00:14:35.000 Just to replace the tube.

00:14:36.000 All you have is a flat tire.

00:14:37.000 I guarantee it's gonna be 50 bucks.

00:14:37.000 Yeah.

00:14:40.000 I think it'll be 20.

00:14:40.000 I don't think so.

00:14:41.000 I hope.

00:14:41.000 That would be fair.

00:14:44.000 When I was your age, we fixed our own bicycles, by the way.

00:14:46.000 I need- I do need a tube.

00:14:48.000 I could fix a dang thing, but... No, you just patch it.

00:14:52.000 And I'm moving from the Burbs this time tomorrow.

00:14:57.000 I'll be leaving in the past this fucking town.

00:15:01.000 I was looking at real estate today to move.

00:15:04.000 The Burbs did not work out, folks.

00:15:07.000 I feel like the Addams Family in the burbs.

00:15:11.000 In fact, the Addams Family cartoon appears to be a documentary about my life.

00:15:16.000 I can do country.

00:15:17.000 I can do city.

00:15:18.000 I, the burbs did not work out.

00:15:20.000 That was a fail.

00:15:24.000 Kids will have to learn to deal.

00:15:26.000 I'd show the trailer, but we'd get booted.

00:15:28.000 We can't show trailers.

00:15:29.000 We can't do anything.

00:15:30.000 This is

00:15:32.000 YouTube, my existence on YouTube is sort of like entertainment in an Orwellian era.

00:15:38.000 And I think this COVID-plandemic has been a dry run for the secret police, for the fascist fucking socialist state.

00:15:50.000 And I think they like it.

00:15:51.000 I think they enjoy themselves.

00:15:53.000 And what disturbs me the most is how much we like it.

00:15:56.000 Not me, and probably not you, but them.

00:16:00.000 People are just like, yeah, I'll stay in my home.

00:16:03.000 I'll rat out my neighbors.

00:16:05.000 Like fascism should be hard.

00:16:08.000 It should have some rebellion in it.

00:16:10.000 You should have to like, Pinochet had to take people and put them in helicopters and throw them off into the ocean.

00:16:17.000 It should, it should be some, a struggle.

00:16:20.000 Mugabe, the head of the World Health Organization, Idi Amin, they had to struggle to oppress their people.

00:16:26.000 We're just like, no, no, I'm fine.

00:16:27.000 I'll oppress me.

00:16:28.000 I'll oppress me.

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00:17:23.000 Should we show another New York or jump to a new news item?

00:17:26.000 I made a lot of documentaries today in the village.

00:17:32.000 Let's show another one.

00:17:36.000 No, no, no.

00:17:37.000 That's not it.

00:17:38.000 It's Search and Destroy.

00:17:40.000 That's it.

00:17:43.000 How the fuck is Search and Destroy still here after all these years?

00:17:51.000 You know what's a fun game?

00:17:54.000 The place next to Search and Destroy looks exactly like it.

00:17:56.000 Same picture and everything, same shape, same staircase.

00:18:00.000 Take a picture of the place next to it and send it to your old school New York friends and go, Fuckin' Search and Destroy's gone!

00:18:07.000 And the veneer-a!

00:18:09.000 And they will poop in their panties.

00:18:11.000 Just like my wife would if she knew I had her most expensive jewelry on.

00:18:16.000 Okay, now you can show the one you were showing before.

00:18:23.000 It's like we're Japanese dudes who are really into punk rock and collect stuff.

00:18:29.000 It's been here forever.

00:18:30.000 Well, Trash in Vaudeville's gone.

00:18:33.000 So is Jimmy Webb.

00:18:34.000 Behind me, Trash in Vaudeville used to be like a punk clothing store.

00:18:38.000 Sort of like Search and Destroy, I guess.

00:18:40.000 And Jimmy Webb was a seminal part of St.

00:18:43.000 Mark's Place.

00:18:44.000 He just died.

00:18:44.000 62 years old.

00:18:47.000 And with him, I think St.

00:18:48.000 Mark's died too.

00:18:50.000 Oh, Grassroots is gone.

00:18:54.000 Gee, that guy from Boston seems really sad that, uh, St.

00:18:57.000 Mark's has changed.

00:18:58.000 Yeah, that's weird.

00:19:00.000 Why does he give a shit?

00:19:01.000 I thought Bostoners hated fucking New York.

00:19:04.000 He probably had, uh, Stockholm Syndrome, you know, when he's trashing New York because he hates the Yankees.

00:19:09.000 Now, you're too young to know who Jimmy Webb is.

00:19:11.000 Yeah.

00:19:12.000 But if you would walk down St.

00:19:13.000 Mark's, any time in the past...

00:19:16.000 30 years?

00:19:17.000 You would see this weird Guns N' Roses looking dude who was the manager of this old punk store called Trash N' Vaudeville.

00:19:27.000 Is that him?

00:19:28.000 Yep.

00:19:29.000 And he was ageless.

00:19:31.000 He always looked exactly the same.

00:19:33.000 Everyone knew Jimmy Webb.

00:19:35.000 He was sort of like the ambassador of St.

00:19:36.000 Mark's.

00:19:37.000 Jimmy Webb, and by the way, no one in the world is capable of this analogy, Jimmy Webb was to St.

00:19:43.000 Mark's what Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan was to Pakistan.

00:19:49.000 And from now on, when I say Pakistan, I pronounce it like Latina.

00:19:55.000 Remember that Vice thing where she was interviewing Enrique and she's like, so you are Cuban.

00:20:01.000 Do you think that other Latinos are... Just normally speaking, yeah.

00:20:07.000 Have you ever been to Nicaragua or Guatemala?

00:20:12.000 There's a guy, Joe Torres, I think his name is, on ABC, and he does the same thing too.

00:20:16.000 He's like, so we're looking into the Latino community.

00:20:19.000 And you're like, you're right.

00:20:20.000 Ah, fuck off.

00:20:21.000 It's so shitty.

00:20:22.000 I don't even say Giuseppe.

00:20:24.000 I say Joe.

00:20:26.000 This is my friend Carlos.

00:20:28.000 Hi, Charles.

00:20:28.000 How are you?

00:20:29.000 If you have an English translation, I'm saying it.

00:20:33.000 Also in the news, our boy Jacob Wall was trending.

00:20:38.000 He allegedly paid someone to say they were raped by Dr. Fauci.

00:20:45.000 Now, a lot of our nerdiest subscribers are concerned.

00:20:49.000 They say, why do you have Jacob Wall on your network?

00:20:52.000 He's a fraud.

00:20:57.000 Take a step back, folks.

00:21:00.000 You don't know the big plan.

00:21:02.000 Things are not as simple as they seem.

00:21:05.000 Let it play out.

00:21:09.000 Just be happy that you're in the eye of the storm.

00:21:12.000 Don't try to understand the storm.

00:21:14.000 Not yet, at least.

00:21:15.000 Run through a motherfucker face.

00:21:18.000 Um... I also want to make fun of Seinfeld for ripping off Maniscalco, but... In front of the paywall, we can't discuss these things.

00:21:28.000 Hell no.

00:21:29.000 The secret police will get us.

00:21:31.000 I think we could get away with this, though.

00:21:33.000 This Are You Racist video.

00:21:34.000 I gotta hand it to these guys.

00:21:36.000 What are they called?

00:21:37.000 Code?

00:21:38.000 Cut.

00:21:40.000 They do these super basic videos with just a white wall.

00:21:43.000 They probably rent.

00:21:44.000 They probably don't even own that studio.

00:21:45.000 They probably rent it, and they pay a thousand bucks a day, and then they probably pay these people a hundred bucks each, and they get at least a million views.

00:21:56.000 I don't think I know, outside of like Justin Bieber and stuff, I don't think I know of another uploader on YouTube who, and YouTubers don't count, that's not a real thing, who get

00:22:07.000 A million is a baseline.

00:22:09.000 I remember Anderson Cooper did a YouTube live segment and there was 500 people watching.

00:22:15.000 40,000 is pretty decent.

00:22:18.000 40,000, you're in the game.

00:22:21.000 537, 320, I would just stop unless it's like to show your in-laws, your kids growing up or something.

00:22:28.000 You're not really doing it.

00:22:30.000 A million

00:22:32.000 You are part of the elite.

00:22:34.000 And it's such a simple idea.

00:22:35.000 They just sort of ask these stupid questions like, are you racist?

00:22:40.000 And listen to millennials pontificate.

00:22:44.000 I was like, how can you say that?

00:22:46.000 Yeah, I'm racist because I'm a white person.

00:22:48.000 I think all white people are racist.

00:22:50.000 I time coded it to this because they are so fucking programmed.

00:22:55.000 Doesn't that sound like a robot?

00:22:58.000 When Stalin ran Czechoslovakia, he would keep people up for three days if they were on trial and then they would represent themselves and recommend the death penalty for themselves.

00:23:08.000 Or when we put Basla Nikoli Basla in prison for the Mohammed video, which Hillary alleged started Benghazi, he came out of prison and went, I was, that video was terrible.

00:23:21.000 It started Benghazi.

00:23:22.000 Obama and Hillary are so busy.

00:23:24.000 Why did I waste their time?

00:23:26.000 I'm a fucking loser.

00:23:28.000 Thank you for making it just a year, state.

00:23:34.000 I'm starting to think there's something genetic about people's need to comply when fascism rears its ugly head.

00:23:41.000 Anyway, this woman, that first woman you saw, is a victim of fascism.

00:23:47.000 She has been fucking brainwashed.

00:23:49.000 Look at her.

00:23:51.000 That's a guy, dude.

00:23:52.000 I'm talking about the next one.

00:23:53.000 Oh.

00:23:54.000 Couldn't tell.

00:23:55.000 Look at her!

00:23:55.000 I don't mean her.

00:23:57.000 The purple hair, that's loaf-hanging fruit.

00:24:00.000 But I mean, look at her demeanor, her cadence, her tone.

00:24:03.000 Like, she's positive she's a piece of shit.

00:24:06.000 I'm racist because I'm a white person.

00:24:07.000 Dude, that's a video drop.

00:24:12.000 Okay.

00:24:12.000 Take notes.

00:24:14.000 Literally take notes.

00:24:17.000 Literally is overused.

00:24:19.000 That was a good example.

00:24:24.000 It's like my teachers have got me to bark like a dog when they offer a treat.

00:24:28.000 And the treat is white guilt.

00:24:31.000 I think all white people are racist.

00:24:33.000 We have just been put into this system designed to empower our white privilege as a white person.

00:24:39.000 I am super racist.

00:24:41.000 I know a lot of people like Shakespeare.

00:24:43.000 Okay, me too.

00:24:45.000 That'd be funny if you bond with him.

00:24:46.000 You're like, hey man, I hate Negroes and I think Jews control the fucking Fed.

00:24:51.000 And I'm sorry to do a southern accent, but it just, it explains the joke a lot easier.

00:24:55.000 It detaches your voice.

00:24:56.000 Yeah, it's sort of like, I always thought it'd be funny if one of these white Rastas was at a party and some Jamaican was new to Brooklyn.

00:25:03.000 He just got off the plane and he's kind of uncomfortable.

00:25:06.000 Oh, there's so many batty boys, blood clot.

00:25:09.000 Everyone got Babylon clothes and then, you know, all the fancy white man.

00:25:14.000 And then he sees a Rasta at a party.

00:25:17.000 He's like, yo Rasta!

00:25:19.000 What the fuck, what go on?

00:25:22.000 Can you believe there's a woman here menstruating?

00:25:27.000 Can you believe there's batty boys?

00:25:29.000 I'm not gonna do the Jamaican accent.

00:25:30.000 Can you believe there's homosexuals at this party?

00:25:33.000 Don't you just wanna fuckin' pow pow in the batty boy head?

00:25:37.000 Me no want that batty boy to have to die!

00:25:40.000 Meanwhile, the guy is gay.

00:25:42.000 Uh, I'm actually a gay Rastafarian.

00:25:44.000 No, you can't be.

00:25:47.000 The top things with Rastafarians are I love jaw, I love pot, I hate gaze, and menstruation is gross.

00:25:58.000 Well, you smoked the weed.

00:25:59.000 Clearly.

00:26:00.000 Hi, I'm a white guy.

00:26:01.000 I'm a white man and I'm naturally racist.

00:26:04.000 That's just like inevitable.

00:26:05.000 Oh, cool.

00:26:06.000 It's so hard to find racists here in hipster Williamsburg.

00:26:09.000 Uh, do you guys want to go to a fag bashing or go burn a cross or... I'm actually burning a cross just right now existing.

00:26:19.000 Okay, so this is interesting.

00:26:20.000 This Asian chick.

00:26:22.000 This is a thing now.

00:26:24.000 And it's kind of complicated, but Asians have noticed that they're a race, right?

00:26:30.000 Yeah, that's a good way to put it.

00:26:34.000 Yeah.

00:26:35.000 So they know, they see like this currency in complaining about racism.

00:26:40.000 So they're like, fucking white people, me too.

00:26:43.000 And black people, woke, truly woke black people are like, um, yeah, no.

00:26:51.000 Now, this is where I split with a lot of my friends.

00:26:54.000 I don't think racism is a thing.

00:26:56.000 I don't think black, even black people can complain in 2020.

00:27:00.000 That's a controversial belief.

00:27:02.000 I'll accept that.

00:27:03.000 And a lot of people I respect that are smarter than me, like Ann Coulter, says I'm full of shit and says, no, no, no, no.

00:27:09.000 No one else can complain because they're new.

00:27:12.000 Like Indians, Mexicans, Asians, they can't jump on the black bandwagon, but the black bandwagon has a point.

00:27:19.000 Slavery, Jim Crow, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:21.000 I disagree with her, but let's take her side of it, because it's more mainstream than my view.

00:27:28.000 Blacks have a point.

00:27:29.000 No one else does.

00:27:31.000 Asians make more money.

00:27:33.000 ...than whites.

00:27:35.000 Asians are more educated than whites.

00:27:37.000 Asians stay out of jail less than whites.

00:27:39.000 On every single possible metric you can measure, they do better than whites.

00:27:43.000 So you're not allowed to jump into the fray and put your arm around a black person and say, we're so sick of this shit, you guys.

00:27:53.000 Fuck man, you had us drinking out of different fountains, you had us dressed up Sambo and all that shit, we're done.

00:28:00.000 Anyway, I'm gonna get back in my fucking Audi 5000 and head back to my 2.2 million dollar house.

00:28:09.000 Meanwhile the black guy's like, what does any of that shit mean?

00:28:13.000 What is an Audi?

00:28:15.000 My belly button?

00:28:19.000 Yeah.

00:28:19.000 You drive a belly button?

00:28:24.000 So you're not invited.

00:28:25.000 Sorry.

00:28:26.000 Mexicans are poor, mostly, in America, but you're new here.

00:28:32.000 So you don't get the racism thing.

00:28:34.000 You came here, often illegally, and now you're saying, this fucking sucks.

00:28:40.000 No.

00:28:41.000 Indians and Asians, Lebanese, Japanese, you rate higher on the income, GDP, whatever, the annual income scale, than whites do.

00:28:54.000 So you're out.

00:28:55.000 You're not allowed to complain.

00:28:58.000 I'm going to take Colter's stance just for the sake of argument here, because I'm too radical for YouTube.

00:29:03.000 Blacks may complain.

00:29:05.000 They have a background.

00:29:09.000 Asians?

00:29:12.000 They could squeeze into the oppressor category.

00:29:14.000 She's just as brainwashed as that white chick we just showed.

00:29:17.000 But what's she got now?

00:29:18.000 Go back.

00:29:19.000 Yes, I'm a racist.

00:29:20.000 As a white person, I am super racist.

00:29:22.000 I know a lot of people like to say, yes, I'm a racist, because that makes them feel like people know that I'm admitting my faults.

00:29:28.000 But like, I think that's a weird cop out.

00:29:30.000 Have you experienced racism?

00:29:32.000 That's a weird cop out.

00:29:33.000 Yeah, it's a good point for a black to make.

00:29:38.000 Some fucking rich Japanese who can play the piano with her toes in her sleep and makes 120 grand a year.

00:29:46.000 She's not invited to this discussion.

00:29:48.000 This woman is.

00:29:50.000 Listen to her.

00:29:51.000 Heck yeah.

00:29:53.000 I think that's a weird cop out.

00:29:56.000 Have you experienced racism?

00:29:58.000 Oh, heck yeah.

00:29:59.000 I grew up in the South.

00:30:01.000 I mean, it happens every day, really.

00:30:03.000 I've been slammed on cop cars.

00:30:05.000 What did you do?

00:30:06.000 I was raping a little kid and all of a sudden I was slammed on a cop car.

00:30:10.000 I was on a non-consensual date.

00:30:13.000 Someone was screaming rape, rape.

00:30:15.000 With a future adult.

00:30:15.000 She punched me in the face, my gun fell on the ground.

00:30:18.000 I was thrown out of the car.

00:30:22.000 The whole rape was ruined.

00:30:24.000 And what happens to that guy?

00:30:26.000 He just gets to walk around?

00:30:27.000 Stop ruining rapes!

00:30:31.000 You know, guns pulled out on me from police officers.

00:30:34.000 Context please!

00:30:35.000 Right.

00:30:39.000 Like that doesn't mean anything without context.

00:30:45.000 I've had guns pulled out.

00:30:46.000 What were you doing?

00:30:47.000 You were just handing a candy cane to your daughter?

00:30:50.000 I need to know the story.

00:30:53.000 Followed through a grocery store.

00:30:54.000 Got made fun of a lot.

00:30:55.000 Ching chong ling long, all this and that.

00:30:57.000 Okay, pause, pause.

00:30:58.000 Ching chong ling long?

00:30:59.000 If you've been made fun of, you haven't- that's what you have to say?

00:31:01.000 That's your experience?

00:31:02.000 Yeah, that's a good point, too.

00:31:03.000 Like, we just had this black jogger who was assassinated on the street.

00:31:07.000 Because they thought he robbed someone.

00:31:09.000 That's, uh, fucking scary.

00:31:11.000 That's intense.

00:31:12.000 I don't know the whole story, so I'm gonna, uh, wait to pass judgment.

00:31:15.000 We'll see what comes out in court, whatever.

00:31:17.000 But, um, that's got gravitas.

00:31:20.000 Getting shot, going for a jog, with two men on a pickup truck and a rifle.

00:31:25.000 You got a point.

00:31:26.000 Ching Chong Ling Long.

00:31:28.000 When you're in a group that's more successful than whites, that's exactly the same as me being called a cracker or a white boy.

00:31:37.000 Exactly the same.

00:31:38.000 I've heard Ching Chong Ling Long.

00:31:39.000 That was at the Bronx school by black kids.

00:31:42.000 Yeah.

00:31:43.000 That's another minor detail too.

00:31:45.000 Like all this antisemitism going on in Brooklyn with the Hasids getting attacked.

00:31:49.000 It's black dudes.

00:31:50.000 Yeah.

00:31:51.000 And it was fun.

00:31:52.000 You liked it?

00:31:53.000 Whatever.

00:31:53.000 Well, I would be pissed off because you're not a... You're a nip.

00:31:56.000 I would say... You should say... No, no, no.

00:31:58.000 Say, like, Hokosoro Harikari.

00:32:01.000 Oh, I had no idea.

00:32:02.000 I believed him.

00:32:02.000 I was like, I'm a chink.

00:32:03.000 I don't know what I am.

00:32:04.000 Oh, really?

00:32:04.000 You're a kid.

00:32:05.000 You don't know.

00:32:05.000 Yeah.

00:32:06.000 You didn't know the difference between Chinese and Japanese?

00:32:07.000 No.

00:32:07.000 I just thought they would do this.

00:32:09.000 I know what happened.

00:32:10.000 They called you Ching Chong Ling Long.

00:32:12.000 Right.

00:32:12.000 And then you went to your Japanese dad and you said, hey, dad.

00:32:15.000 Oh.

00:32:16.000 You're gone.

00:32:18.000 You are a chink, chink, chink.

00:32:20.000 Just kidding.

00:32:22.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:32:26.000 No, for real.

00:32:26.000 You're not a ching chong ching chong.

00:32:28.000 They would do this and be like, look at your eyes.

00:32:30.000 And I'd be like, look at our skin.

00:32:32.000 Your skin is drastically different from mine.

00:32:34.000 I can't impersonate you at all.

00:32:35.000 I can't do it.

00:32:36.000 Yeah, I could do this.

00:32:39.000 But now I'm the racist.

00:32:41.000 Oh great, you just got us kicked off of YouTube.

00:32:43.000 Alright, we are leaving YouTube now.

00:32:45.000 And getting good at it, if you will.

00:32:48.000 And being good at it, if you will.

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00:33:20.000 Yeah.

00:33:21.000 Now I'm e-begging.

00:33:23.000 Uh, these episodes are the worst it gets.

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00:33:27.000 I, uh, we don't have green screen.

00:33:29.000 We can't play the Rolling Stones.

00:33:31.000 We can't show movies to explain our points.

00:33:34.000 So we're, we're hamstrung here.

00:33:36.000 You're seeing the bare bones.

00:33:37.000 You're seeing basically the, uh, the MTV acoustic set of the show.

00:33:43.000 Uh, but, uh,

00:33:48.000 What was they talking about?

00:33:50.000 CBD and going to sleep and nightmares and... Oh yeah, yeah.

00:33:52.000 So the tinctures help with the sleep, but I don't have them.

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00:34:15.000 And by the way, speaking of new subscribers, we have a new show.

00:34:18.000 We have Jacob Wall coming up, I think on Sunday, Saturday, with his new episode.

00:34:23.000 Coppercabs coming out Saturday.

00:34:24.000 I wonder if he'll be discussing this controversy where he's trending on Twitter and Ilhan Omar!

00:34:30.000 I showed that, right?

00:34:31.000 Did we show that tweet?

00:34:33.000 We showed Jacob Walsh trending.

00:34:34.000 Did we show Ilhan Omar's tweet?

00:34:36.000 I don't think so.

00:34:37.000 Oh, maybe I didn't send it to you.

00:34:38.000 Whoops.

00:34:40.000 See if you can dig it up.

00:34:41.000 Ilhan Omar tweeted out that these people like Jacob Wall will smear you and you can't defend yourself because you're a public figure.

00:34:49.000 You can't sue them.

00:34:51.000 And eventually it becomes true in the public eye.

00:34:55.000 Well, in the case of Ilhan Omar, it is true, bitch.

00:34:59.000 You married your brother.

00:35:01.000 I'm not following her.

00:35:03.000 Weird.

00:35:06.000 I saw a porn video today where it was Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez performing fellatio.

00:35:12.000 Oh man.

00:35:13.000 Fellatio Cortez?

00:35:15.000 Fellatio Cortez.

00:35:16.000 She obviously wasn't doing it, but dude, it was perfect.

00:35:22.000 And her voice!

00:35:23.000 She said something I won't say on the air about ejaculation and where it can't go involving swallowing.

00:35:31.000 And her voice was perfect.

00:35:34.000 Perfect.

00:35:35.000 And the face performing the act was perfect.

00:35:39.000 If you really looked hard, you could kind of see a few pixels across the forehead.

00:35:45.000 But I swear to God, dude, it was like Avengers level.

00:35:47.000 It was a deep fake.

00:35:48.000 Well, yeah.

00:35:49.000 I thought you meant they casted somebody that looked like her.

00:35:51.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:35:52.000 Is that what it's called?

00:35:53.000 Deepfake?

00:35:54.000 Deepfake, yeah.

00:35:55.000 Dude, it was amazing.

00:35:57.000 And it's actually the end of sex tapes.

00:35:59.000 Because now if someone catches you doing something, you go, that's not me.

00:36:03.000 And most of the population is going to believe you now.

00:36:06.000 You got the wall?

00:36:08.000 World is full of smear artists like Jacob Wall.

00:36:11.000 Some get caught.

00:36:13.000 Other don't.

00:36:14.000 Nice grammar.

00:36:15.000 Don't start a sentence with but.

00:36:17.000 But the people they smear will forever live with those smears.

00:36:21.000 She can't speak English.

00:36:23.000 Not having legal recourse if you are a public figure to go after these folks is what gives them the license to continue to do it.

00:36:29.000 Like Kavanaugh?

00:36:32.000 No, of course not.

00:36:32.000 That you smeared?

00:36:33.000 Right.

00:36:35.000 And then he responded, actually.

00:36:37.000 Is he still on Twitter?

00:36:38.000 Look him up on Twitter, if you can.

00:36:39.000 He's gotta be.

00:36:40.000 Anyway, he'll be here with the show, and we also have an announcement to make.

00:36:44.000 Jim Gode!

00:36:46.000 Ooh!

00:36:47.000 Jim Gode is on the show.

00:36:49.000 Now, his episode isn't ready this weekend, but it'll be ready shortly.

00:36:53.000 But I'm confident to announce it.

00:36:54.000 We're also looking at real estate today for a new studio.

00:36:57.000 A real studio.

00:36:59.000 We did this for a year at a shit studio.

00:37:01.000 We generated some income.

00:37:02.000 And that's the way you do business, folks.

00:37:05.000 If you want to own a cupcake chain, you sell them from your house first.

00:37:10.000 You see how it's going.

00:37:12.000 We have 16,000 people paying 10 bucks a month.

00:37:16.000 We're doing pretty good.

00:37:17.000 It's time to slowly expand.

00:37:21.000 What are you doing?

00:37:23.000 Okay, I want you to find Jacob Wall on Twitter.

00:37:26.000 No, I just said he's off.

00:37:28.000 I think he got banned.

00:37:29.000 Oh, maybe it was on Instagram or Telegram or something?

00:37:33.000 He's on Instagram, yes.

00:37:36.000 I might have him on.

00:37:38.000 We're going past the limit.

00:37:39.000 We're supposed to stop this at half an hour.

00:37:44.000 Where is he?

00:37:45.000 I got him here.

00:37:46.000 I got wall.

00:37:47.000 Oh, I have him in... I have him in telegram.

00:37:50.000 So his response to that you just saw was, Ilhan Omar married her brother, cheated on two other husbands, and committed immigration fraud.

00:37:59.000 Which is basically all the same act.

00:38:03.000 Um... You know, it's not on Instagram, peanut face.

00:38:07.000 Alright, uh, we're done.

00:38:10.000 Now we're moving behind the paywall, bourbon and socks month.

00:38:14.000 We're going to be giving out many, a case of single.

00:38:18.000 So we have a case of America bourbon we're going to be giving out.

00:38:22.000 That's, uh, but not, you don't get a case.

00:38:25.000 I'm really good at talking.

00:38:25.000 I should have my own talk show.

00:38:28.000 And then we're also going to be giving out a couple pairs of socks to all these people.

00:38:32.000 So caller one gets a bottle of Merica bourbon and two pairs of Heshey socks.

00:38:36.000 Caller two gets a bottle of Merica bourbon and two pairs of Heshey socks.

00:38:40.000 Get Merica tipsy with some Heshey swag.

00:38:42.000 Bourbon and sock month.

00:38:43.000 And you may have noticed that it's effective because I am slurring my words.

00:38:48.000 So the next hour and a half is going to be a shit show.

00:38:51.000 I apologize in advance.

00:38:52.000 Get fired.

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00:38:54.000 Be brave.

00:38:56.000 And never stop fighting.

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 08, 2020

GOML LIVE #46 | BOURBON & SOCKS

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